Harper’s First Week Back Is Not What She Expected…
I want to know how Harper almost died. I. went to a truck meet with my friends. We. go up and see what's happening. I go up. to the truck meet. I automatically start. getting bullied. People are like, "Bro, Harbor's here. Let's Bro, let's hear. gunshots and we're like, "What the. heck?". >> South Lake. >> Yeah. I almost got hit by a car and I. almost got in a car crash this morning. >> Really? >> So, my week has been hard. >> I want a good clean game. >> Don't shake his hand. HE'S GOING TO PULL. YOU. NO. NO. [laughter]. >> We didn't START YET. >> THAT'S THE BOOK OF THE TRIP. >> All right. All right, we're swapping. heads. >> Don't hurt her.
>> What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode. >> Uh Harper. >> washed her hair for the first time. >> First time ever. [laughter]. >> So, this is Harper's first week back, guys. THIS IS A BIG DEAL. >> It's a big deal around here. It's been a. crazy. >> happy that we're doing um happy episodes. again. >> I know. >> I know. Cuz when you came back, the. first two episodes we did were like kind. of traumatic. I hate it when what. >> like the first two episodes you kind of. like brought on the vibe BUT LIKE.
>> LAST episode was good. >> Yeah. So. >> I'm so sick. That's the sad part. >> Um. >> you're not sick. >> I think you'll be okay for the next 45. minutes, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I had Chick-fil-A today. >> Oo. >> It was so good. >> Do y'all have three meals a day? >> Yeah, three meals a day. But really, what we want to talk about is your first. week back, not how many meals I had. today. No, I think we people should wait. for me to talk about that though. >> Retention.
>> You know what? Fine. I'll tell you how. my weeks went. >> They went terrible. >> Vibes are down. >> Vibes are back down. >> Vibes. [laughter] Vibes are back down. >> Wait, tell us how Christmas was. It was. >> Yeah, you got back like a few days. before Christmas. >> Yeah, December 19th I got back. And. Christmas was hard because my OCD was. spiking really, really bad. >> And you didn't get to see us before. Christmas? Because the night that I got home, I. couldn't I couldn't sleep. I. >> Yeah, you kind of talked about that. >> I had insomnia for like five days.
straight. >> Really? >> Actually, so you didn't sleep for 5 days. because basically because you couldn't. see us. >> Yeah. >> She was so excited. She [laughter]. couldn't wait to see us. >> So you just didn't sleep. >> She knew Santa was coming. She knew she. was going to get to see us. Like. >> had a lot to look forward to. Santa Cash. podcast. >> I still believe in Santa, by the way. Me, too. Yeah, >> I do too. >> Yeah. >> I truly believe if your parents. Maybe I shouldn't say this. Okay. Uh. anyways, um so the first night I got. back, I couldn't not I could not sleep.
I posted on Brook's page like can't. sleep like. >> Yeah. >> Wait, if you go 5 days without sleeping, doesn't your brain like die? You start. hallucinating after three. >> Really? >> Apparently the sensation is like the. sensation of when you're on drugs. >> No, I think it's bad. Bad bad. >> What? 5 days? Oh, 5 days is bad. It. can't be good. >> Like that's a it's a it's a form of um. >> insomnia. >> Like torture. >> Torture. Yeah. Like there's a form of. torture where people will like keep the.
other person awake. >> and they'll die from being awake. Isn't. that really weird? We have to like power. off and like recharge or like after 5. days of being on thing. We would just be. like I want you to imagine this. We meet. aliens. Imagine we met aliens and they. don't have to sleep and we're like yeah. no we just got to like. >> they're like what are you doing? We're. like oh we just got to. >> that would [laughter] be weird. Then they don't have to sleep and we. just be like, >> "Well, what do y'all do at night?" Oh, well, you know, we just like. >> go continue. >> Well, what do you do when you do that? Oh, we're just like,
>> "Do aliens. >> like not here." And they're like, "Well, what are you thinking about?" You're. like, "Random things.". >> What's the long [laughter]. >> aliens? >> Before I get back into me um telling. telling you all about my week, >> uh, what's the longest you have gone. without sleeping? >> Probably like um 36 hours or something. 36. You haven't gone 36. I'd say 24 for me. >> I went from Atlanta to California in one. drive. And you definitely took a nap in. the car. I tried, but it was like really. rough to sleep in that car. It was a.
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can become a member and uh join the fan. club. >> Then we can get a mansion one day. >> Yeah. Then maybe we can. >> We probably will not ever get a mansion. Even if we could. >> So, do you want to see me do five. push-ups? >> No. >> No. >> Oh, no. >> I I wanted to see her do five push-ups. >> Could I see somebody else do five. push-ups while I talk about my um my. issues? >> No. Your issues? That's not what this. podcast is. And I'm tired of you making. this podcast all about your issues. >> Yeah. >> I can't help it. >> Maybe we want to hear about Cash's. >> I can't help it. What issues?
>> You ever think about my issues? >> No, >> I don't think you have issues. >> See, now that is caused. >> I think has issues. >> What issues do you have? >> What did you know? Were you here at the. last podcast the other day? >> What was that face? >> Everybody calm down. Let's uh What was. that? What were we talking about? >> Uh. >> oh, they're talking about when you got. mad. >> I did get mad. >> Pissed. >> Harper text me later. [laughter]. Harper texted me later. She was like, "Dash and math beat each other up or. something after she left.".
>> I got mad. because. >> Are you wearing a sock under your sock? >> Oh, what? >> That right there, that right there is. why I GOT MAD. [laughter]. >> PEOPLE interrupt me. They degrade me. >> They don't care about me or MY STORIES. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A REAL CHAIR. Let me tell you, if I have any MENTAL. HEALTH PROBLEMS, >> DO YOU HAVE TWO SONGS? GOOD LUCK. >> NO. MAYBE. >> We take him seriously. >> I I'm [laughter] mentally falling apart. right now. Is that. >> Oh my gosh, the rage baiter is getting.
rage baited. >> I'M GOING TO JUMP off a cliff [laughter]. >> at 2:30 tomorrow and if no one stops me, I'M GOING TO DO IT. >> Don't jump off a cliff. >> So for 8:30 our time, we'll probably be. done by the podcast. [laughter]. >> Ar's like, I can make it to watch. >> You think we. Let me. >> I feel ill. >> I'm going to jump. >> He's not. >> I think you should jump out of this. cart. without using hands. >> Jump away. Go away. [laughter]. >> Jump far away from here.
>> She's like, "Please.". >> No, seriously. If I had mental issues, you guys would feel so terrible. >> Go jump off the stairs or something. >> And you guys would feel so terrible if I. ended up jumping. >> I think we would. We would. >> We wouldn't. >> I'm going to jump off the stairs. >> No, you would never. >> I'm going to do it right now. >> You can't. >> Go do it. >> Hey guys, WE ARE OFFICIALLY STARTING OUR. OVERSEAS tour very soon. And if you live. in Manchester, you're going to want to. listen to this because tickets for. Manchester are finally on sale, baby. So.
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>> He won't actually. >> At least Kate cares around here. >> No, don't do that. >> No. Don't be stupid. >> I'm going to do it. >> Oh my gosh. >> I'M GOING TO JUMP. >> NO, HE'S NOT. >> NO, he's not. >> I'm going to jump. >> Stop giving him attention. >> He's trying to jump on the couch, BUT. IT'S TOO FAR AWAY. >> EVERYONE, stop giving him attention. >> Oh my gosh. He just jumped. Okay, he. jumped. >> What an idiot. >> He's fine. And he landed on the couch, I. think. >> No, there wasn't a couch where he. landed. That's for sure. >> But it's a lot quieter up here now, >> man. >> It is. Wow. Right when I got up, I.
literally felt so dizzy. >> You're sick. >> You need to eat. >> Oh my gosh. There's no way you're making. cash jumping off about you. [laughter]. >> Wait, I want to jump to get the. attention I need. >> No, no jumping. >> No, don't do that. >> Listen, here's the thing. Now that Cash. is gone, I feel like we can actually. have a peaceful conversation. >> Yeah. >> Peaceful. >> He's gonna act dead downstairs. That's. why he's not coming back up. >> He was laying kind of mangled. >> You were talking about about your uh.
horrible horrible week. >> Yeah. >> Yes. So, number one, couldn't sleep at. all. Like dead. >> the first week back. >> But do you mean like you just couldn't. sleep regular hours or sleep at all? >> Sleep at all? Like I I could sleep. I. started I the second day I went to bed. at 5:00 a.m. No, 6 a.m. >> The next day I went to bed at 4:00 a.m. The next day 2 a.m. The next day 4:00. a.m. Like. >> you just sleep all day? >> Yeah. >> Not all day. I just kind of lived. through it. I just thug it out. >> Thug it out. >> Thug it out. Um I don't know if you were. thugging it out because I did talk to.
your mom one time. She's like, "Okay, Harper's sleeping right now. I'll ask. her later." I was like, "Okay, bet.". >> Yeah. And when I talked to your mom, she. said Harper's not thugging it out. >> What's that noise? >> An alarm. >> Alarm. I thought that was my song. >> No, [laughter]. the 200 something playing now. [gasps]. >> Bro, that that freaking song flopped. >> Not. >> that song. What? >> I spent so much on the music video. I. have buyer remorse. >> Buyers remorse. >> They're like, "Don't worry, you'll make. the money back.". >> Hey, we didn't say that.
>> Chase said that. [laughter]. >> Call him out in the pond. >> Oh, Chase. >> I haven't seen Chase in like he left. They'll be back. Oh, and he's back. >> And he's eating food. >> He couldn't stay away. >> Nobody cares. >> No. [laughter]. Okay, Cash. Actually, you cannot say. anything about me and Mav having the. normal amount of meals. The other day at. church, I look over at you and you're. like a fiend. You have like your Tic. Tacs. You're popping Tic Tacs every 5. seconds in church. >> The whole service. He had an entire. thing of Tic Tac during one church.
service. >> And the thing is, while he's in church, it's like shake, shake, shake, shake. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Shake shake shake. >> And he thought he being quiet, too. Are. you really going to get those last two. out of there? >> What are you eating right now? >> My mom. >> What? >> Okay. [laughter]. >> No, >> that's not I was going to say something. bad about my mom, but then I decided not. to. >> That's good. I'm glad you're developing. a filter. >> Okay. >> Can we push Cash down the stairs? >> Say what you want. I love your mom.
>> I know you love my mom. >> What are you doing, Cash? >> Your mom do it. >> Oh my gosh. I'm going to jump. Watch the. fan. >> Into that fan. [laughter]. >> Okay. >> No, don't do it. >> Try to jump out of the thing. Try to. jump out of it without getting your feet. stuck. >> He's going to jump into the fan. >> I'M GOING TO DECAPITATE MYSELF. >> WHEN MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS LITTLE, he. was jumping on a bed. >> My blood splatter IS GOING TO GO ALL. OVER KENZIE. >> NO, THAT HAPPENED. LISTEN, my little. brother was jumping on a bed and he. jumped up and hit the fan. It sliced his.
head open and it's just blood. everywhere. >> Let's all give him the attention he. wants. >> I punched my sister once. I'm going to. jump. >> No, don't do it. >> No. No. >> Go do it. >> No, don't do it. >> Do it. >> Please don't do it, Cash. What will we. do with our. >> I want to capture myself. [laughter]. >> Wait, could you try Could you try to. jump out of the shark? >> No, you guys don't want the [laughter]. >> the cart. >> What were you eating there? >> Can you try to jump out of the shark or. the cart? >> What did you just say to me? [laughter].
>> Fresh. Don't ever talk to me like that. ever again. >> Yeah, I don't know what you said, but it. doesn't sound good. She said, "Can you. try to jump out of the shark?". >> Anyways, I was saying. >> the poopy cart. >> I love I love your mom. >> She made us. >> Stop glazing her cuz you know she made. us What was that thing called? >> You know that she's watching this so you. know you're trying to make her on your. good side. >> Yeah, cuz I want more of the checkex. mix. Whatever that stuff was. It was. good. She did a homemade check mix. >> I need to give you back for that. >> What? >> Yeah. Tell her we need a refill. >> Harper. Wait, Harper. This last week.
though, like you've been with your. friends and today was your first day of. school. Is that right? Wait, hold on. Why is everybody mad. about? What? What are you mad about. right now? I just I came off from. jumping. >> What? >> Guys, our holiday merch drop is now. available. >> If you guys want to go check it out, go. to the lolodcast.net. We have a bunch of. new designs for you guys. One of my. favorite designs ever. The sketch tea is. now officially on a crew neck and it is. so cute. We also have a hoodie and a. t-shirt with one of our favorite Bible. verses, Isaiah 41:10. And also a LOL Pod.
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fruity. >> I smell something fruity, too. What is that? >> I'm so serious. I smell something. >> And I really can't move on until we. figure out what it [laughter] is. >> I'm serious. >> It's amazing. >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh, you spil your everywhere. >> Oh, [laughter]. >> I knew it. >> I started to smell it, too. Like I was. [laughter] like I was like, "What is. that?". >> I have a horrible sense of smell. I. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yep. It's everywhere. >> Man, I thought it was just cash.
>> He smells so fruity. You just smell fruity sometimes. >> Okay, that's bow. >> Yeah. >> Anyways, >> so I couldn't sleep. I My throat has a global sensation. >> You couldn't sleep? >> Yeah, I couldn't sleep. >> Did you try uh your mom's checks mix? >> I tried um I tried melatonin. >> Yes, melatonin. I was going to say Mirax. and I was going to say meditation. I. couldn't get the word. Okay. And then I.
um I also um I have this global. sensation in my throat that hurts so. bad. >> What a global. We covered that. It feels. like you know the where when you're. about to start to cry and you feel that. lump in your throat. >> Okay. Anyways, we're not talking about. this. >> No, no, I am. >> No, we're not. >> You're done, little girl. No, you're. done. You know when you're about to. start, you know. >> No, she's done. >> It's not about you. >> I can't talk because my words. >> You're done talking. >> Please stop. You're on mute now. >> No, please. Please, dude. You please. stop. >> Okay, fine. I'll be on mute for the rest. of the episode. But I won't speak a. word. >> No, I want to hear.
>> Listen. >> Oh, >> I think you should fight him, Harper. >> What? >> That's what I think. >> I want to see y'all have a wig off. >> I I don't know what that means. >> What is that? >> I don't know what [laughter] that means. Each of you put on a wig. Whoever gets. the other person's wig first wins. >> I would snatch it so quick. [laughter]. >> No, I think we have two wigs. >> No, I think y'all should do this thing. where you get on the ground and you put. your hands behind your back and then the. first one to get the other one's sock. off without without your hand. You're. not doing that. >> I thought you weren't going to talk. without your hands. [laughter].
>> Without your hands, though, Harper. Yeah, Cash would try to take my socks. off so fast. >> He would never get to you. Yes, he. would. No, cuz his head is too far away. from. >> I would win any challenge that I am. challenged. >> And then let's do a wig off. Maybe a hat. off. >> A hat off. There's two hats. >> Are you talking about the astronaut. helmet and the construction [laughter]. hat? >> All right, sure. Let's do it. >> I call the construct Actually, I CALL. THE. >> [laughter]. >> DID YOU JUST PUSH A GIRL?
>> YEAH, I did. I'll do IT AGAIN. HERE'S. YOUR HAT. >> I really think we need wigs. >> Do we have wigs anywhere? >> Stand right here. You're blocking the. camera. You big back. Come here, [laughter]. >> Harper. >> Hey, >> you're still blocking the camera. >> You big back. You're on the podcast. [laughter]. >> My pants are going to fall down here. >> I need to tie my pants. What? >> She said she needs to tie her pants. >> Why?
>> Why? >> Clothing malfunction. >> Stay up. >> It doesn't want to hear your voice. >> Oh my gosh. You should have put that on. whenever you launched your rocket. >> This place [laughter] is very Oh, yeah. On the back side's better. It's very. hard to hear this thing. The bow is. pressed up against your ear. >> Yeah. >> No, I think it's just your head's too. big for it. When I put it on, it didn't. do that. >> What? >> Turn around. >> You want me to turn around? [laughter] pants are on. >> Okay, I'm glad. >> If y'all haven't seen the episode. launched a rocket, y'all should go watch.
it. >> We Me and Harper are going to have a hat. off. She's going to try to take my hat. off before I take her hat off. >> My throat hurts. >> Oh my gosh. Don't start the excuses. >> The person with their hat on their Their. hat on wins. >> Okay. Are you ready to steal each other. hats? >> I'm scared for Harper right now. >> He looks kind of evil in the all black. >> Are you ready? Okay, man. There's a big size difference. here. [laughter]. >> Are you ready, >> Harper? Hit him in the gut and make his. head go forward and then grab the.
helmet. Yeah. >> Good clean game. >> Eyebrows falling down. >> Can I say go? >> Yes, your eyebrows ARE FALLING DOWN. >> OKAY, GO IN THE GUT. >> Play dirty. >> Wait. [laughter]. >> I'm serious. >> Stand right here. You're blocking my. >> I'm serious. Harp, do whatever you got. to do. >> Cash, your arms are longer than hers. >> All right. I want a good clean game. Okay. >> Don't shake his HAND. HE'S GOING TO PULL. YOU. NO. [laughter]. >> He didn't START YET. >> THAT'S THE OLDEST BOOK IN THE TRICK. >> OLDEST BOOK IN the [laughter].
start. >> You never heard the good old handshake? >> He said oldest book in the trick. >> Cash. Really? Really? Cash. >> All right. >> Really? >> My freaking eyebrows are falling off. >> You're good. >> Can you guys swap hats? >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. >> I think it'd be better if you swap hats. >> Yeah, swap hats this time. >> Cash, this time, put your hands behind. your back. >> All right, we're swapping hats. >> Thank you.
>> Yeah, they knew that. >> Cash, this time you should put your. hands behind your back. >> You have an unfair advantage. >> You got like 400 lb on [laughter] him. >> Well, that and like he could literally. just stick his arm out and she could. never reach him. >> Best of luck here. >> Yeah, shake it out. [laughter]. I go I go visor down. >> All right. Shake my hand. [laughter]. >> She got scared. >> Do what you got to do, Harper. >> Three. >> Go.
>> Go. Go. >> Get Get the yellow hat. >> In the gut, Harper. In the gut. [laughter]. >> Hit him hard, Harper. Oh, >> he snoozed his own arm. >> Get him. >> If you're a real man, you won't use your. hands. You're panicking. Is that for AN EYE? [laughter]. >> NO. >> DON'T GET IT. DON'T GET IT ON US. Spray. it towards mouth. [laughter]. >> Don't spray any eyes with that. >> Help me. [laughter].
>> Get [laughter] the hat, Harper. >> He's going to hurt me. >> Harper, do what you got to do. >> Give me the hat. >> Do what I told you. I promise it'll be. okay. Do what I told you. >> Don't hurt. DON'T HURT HER. >> [laughter]. >> GOOD THING YOU HAVE A HELMET ON. Are you. okay? It's broken in the. >> Did you JUST TRY TO BUM RUSH ME? [laughter]. >> Look at the front of her helmet. It's. like squished in. [laughter].
>> Don't. stop doing that. [laughter]. >> Don't do it again. Could. [laughter]. you call in a friend? >> You can do it. >> You took your hat off. >> Why would you do that, Harper? >> There were no rules against it. >> Harper, call in a friend. >> You got it, Harp. >> Phone a friend. Phone a friend. >> Call [laughter] a friend.
>> You got this. Do what I told you. >> I can. >> Yes, you can. It's legal and allowed. >> Come on. [laughter]. >> Not that. like I told you. It's fair. >> She can't She got a lump in her throat. >> Okay, [laughter] I'll put a hand behind. my back. >> It's It Trust me, you'll be good. >> I put a hand behind my back. >> We got to go on the side where his arm's. not. >> Is this actually. >> There's a lot happening.
[laughter]. >> Just got to give her time. >> Don't hurt her. >> Yes. Yes. Fight him. Get the. >> You're so close. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Reach. Oh. Oh. Oh. No. No. HARVER. >> WATCH YOUR FINGERNAILS. Oh gosh. Are you. okay? [laughter]. >> Are you okay?
Beat him up for real now. [laughter]. >> Where's the spray? >> No chemicals for you. >> Cash is too aggressive. He is. >> Yeah. Harford was holding back. >> She looked defeat. You looked defeated. >> I just thought I was going to win and. now my all my makeup scraped off. >> No, you still look good. >> You look good. You're fine. >> Not scraped off. Just rearranged. It's. fine. All right. [laughter] What were we. talking about? >> Well, we were originally talking about. Harper's first week back and then you. you challenged her to a duel.
>> Oh, her first week back. Yeah. >> What'd you do? >> She got sick. That's all we've covered. so far. I really wanted to know about. this last week with her friends and. going to school. Well, >> I heard a crazy story. >> I I have global I have global sensation, bro. >> Yeah, if you say global sensation. sensation, >> that's why I got mad. You're globaless. >> Stop it. >> Wait. Global sensation definition. >> Anybody see my hat? >> It's on the floor. >> I don't have a global sensation. >> The term of the overall object or.
situation focusing. Yep. You're focusing. on one part. Hey, it's okay. >> Deep breaths. >> The global sensation is not going to be. here forever. >> It's going to I'm going to breathe it. in, bro. >> No, you're going to breathe it out. >> What is even this shirt? Okay, so. basically. >> so inspirational, man. >> I I um had globe sensation in my throat. >> Are you going over your week? >> Yeah. >> First week out of the. >> No, she talking about this last week. >> Yeah.
>> What? >> First week out of the psych ward. Um, I. am [laughter] not the psych word. Dude, I was I was so wondering what that. fruity smell was, bro. >> Glad we figured it out. >> Dude, I'm just mad that I couldn't get. that hat off. >> I'm going to send you back. [laughter]. >> I should have I should I. >> You'd have had a better chance with the. wigs cuz you could have like reached the. hair. Yeah, >> it would have been everywhere. >> Like literally, I could have so easily. won that if I was just a bit taller. >> Yeah, it's I was thinking the same. thing. You almost had me. >> It's cuz you're so big. >> Yeah, >> just huge.
>> Yeah, large. Going to take that. [clears throat] as a compliment. >> Hey Cash, >> you should take it. >> If you were athletic, what sport would. you play? >> Me. Yeah. What do you mean if I was. [laughter]. If you were athletic, what sport would. you play? >> Why is he phrasing it like that? >> He's insinuating that you're not. But if. you were. >> I'm picking up what you're putting down. >> You think it would be weird if you and. Kate switched bodies for a day? >> Probably, cuz then I'd have breasts. [laughter]. >> Okay. And you can't say that.
>> What? >> You mean you would eat chicken breasts? >> Yes. >> Cuz Kay eats a lot of chicken breasts. >> Yes. Yeah. Okay. >> I don't think I've ever seen her eat one. chicken breast. She had it last night. >> I don't know how I feel right now. [laughter] What? I don't know. >> Oh my gosh, Matt. Breast is not. inappropriate. You ever heard of. breastfed? That was you. You were. breastfed. I hate to break it to you. Okay, [laughter]. >> stop it. Stop. IT IS LITERALLY. >> CASH. STOP. [screaming]. >> WHAT? >> PLEASE TELL US HOW YOU almost died.
>> I'm pretty sure my stomach has a rock in. it. >> You came in the house. I'VE JUST BEEN. TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT THE WHOLE. EPISODE and [laughter] no one came in. the house today. You said I almost died. We said. stone and no one's giving her the. attention she needs. >> I need. a rock in her stomach. YO, >> I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS BREASTFED. [laughter]. >> Can we talk about me for a moment? >> Not everything is about you, man. >> Everything's about you. >> DO YOU GUYS think we were all breastfed? Was anybody bottlefed here? >> Gosh, please. >> I'm just curious. Was anybody a. bottlefed baby?
>> You probably were. >> Why are Wait, why are you mad? >> That explains why mad. We need to unpack. it. >> I actually I actually want to know how. Harper almost died. >> And I've Oh, I've asked so much. >> Wait, Harper almost died. >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. You've been asking. how was your week. You got to ask her. how you almost died. >> I forgot how I almost died. Okay, >> because this week she almost died, so I. thought she was going to get to it. >> Telling us. >> That would have been a good topic to. bring up. Kenzie, >> wow. Okay, great. This week was really. hard, but it was fun. I went to a truck. meet with my friends. >> A truck meet? You're into trucks? No.
Oh, a text. >> I went to South Lake Town Square and I. just If y'all if y'all live in Texas, go. to South Lake Town Square. I'm there a. lot. >> I have a freaking global sensation, bro. Okay. So, then I we we heard a bunch of. cars revving. I'm just going to close my. eyes while I tell the story. >> Wait, do you think you're a global. sensation? Is that what you're saying? Like I have a rock in my stomach, rock. in my throat, rock in my. >> So you clo You're closing your eyes. >> All right. Yeah, just close your eyes. and we'll we'll [snorts] leave. We'll. relive the truck meat. >> Okay, close your eyes everybody.
>> That's enough. Okay, >> that was a pretty good truck sound. >> So then basically I um basically at the. car meet we heard cars revving and we. were like, "What is this?" So we go up. to see. >> who's all there. Who's we? >> Me, Addie, my friends, Brooke, Blake, Bristol. Well, yeah. So then we go up. and see what's happening. I go up to the. truck me. I automatically start getting. bullied. Automatically start getting. bullied for being there. What do you. mean? >> Cuz it's embarrassing for Harper Zmer to. be there. They're like, "Why is Harper. Zmer here?". >> What do you mean you're getting bullied, though? >> That's embarrassing for people. That's.
like. >> I just want to know what she means by. >> Well, because Harper Let me just. explain. >> Did you get panced? [clears throat]. >> No. Like, >> you know, like the troll where it's like. funny because she's like famous and has. followers. It's funny to be like, why is. she here right now? >> Like, no way that's harbor. even though. she has like millions of followers and. you don't and that's why you're saying. that. >> Those boys who do that, they're going to. look back. >> And it was girls, too. I was so mad. The. girls want to do it cuz they're trying. to be cool in front of boys. >> No, they do it because they don't have. millions of followers. So, they have to.
make fun of you for having millions of. followers because they could never have. millions of followers. >> So then I look over somebody's video. like Harper Zmer's here. >> because they know that they can get. millions of followers if they film you, but they can't do that if they film. themselves. If you just act very. immature, then in 10 minutes they'll be. like, "Man, that was really embarrassing. for myself.". >> Yeah. >> Really? >> If I I should have gone up to them like, >> I don't think I should go up to them, though. You know, don't don't go up. >> Oh my goodness. No, you don't. >> Take their phone out. You're just like, >> "No, you do.". >> And then walk away. >> You take their phone and you smash it on. the ground.
>> Just like Jason. >> When they say that, WHEN THEY'RE LIKE, "OH MY GOSH, IT'S CASH BAKER." I'M LIKE, "THAT'S FUNNY. That's what your mom. said.". >> No, she never said that. I did. >> He did. He did say that. Yeah, he. [laughter] did. >> No. When Cash gets trolled by like a. teenager, he's like, >> "I give you grace if you're under 123. I'm giving you a little grace.". >> Supposed to say if I go up to like. >> like some came up in Target to me the. other day, but they were like 13ish. I'm. like, I'll let them slide. >> No, they were trolling so hard. They're. like following us like, "Bro, it's Cash. Baker. I'm your biggest fan. Can I get. your autograph?" And like following us.
around for like 10 minutes. >> But when they're like 13 and they. finally came up 14ish, I let it slide. But if you're pushing 16, I'm I'm. talking. No, but he they finally came up. to us and they were like, "Can I get a. picture?" And I was like, "No, you're. annoying.". >> You said that? >> I was gonna say that. And then Cash. Yeah. >> Oh, you know that was a different group, right? >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Oh, that would have been really bad if I. was like, "No, you're annoying to the. wrong.". >> And [laughter] the same the same girls. that were making fun of me. They asked. to pick me up and drive me to my car and. I was like, "Why not? I need a ride.". And then [laughter]. >> and then they they started like taking.
videos of me in the car be like, "THIS. IS OUR NEW best friend. Shut up. You. were just making fun of me." So anyways, at the truck me, I went back to it and. uh people were like, "Bro, Harbor Zmer's. here. Let's Bro, that's like I'm just a. normal person. Okay. >> So nonchalant of you. >> Like come on. >> How did you almost die?" So. >> yeah, but you're one of the Zmers. >> We hear we hear um we hear gunshots and. we're like, "What the heck?". >> In South Lake. >> Yeah. And then we hear gunshots. >> Isn't the average income in South Lake. like $10 million? [laughter].
>> Yeah. So we hear gunshots and we're. like, "Oh my god." on New Year's Eve. >> No, >> you're talking about fireworks. >> No, no, it wasn't New Year's Eve. So, we. hear gunshots and we're like, "Oh my. gosh, this is so scary." So, then we go. to the car, Brook's car, the Tesla, cuz. she had a cool car for the truck for the. car meet. >> You pulled up to a truck meet with the. Tesla. >> No, it was a joke. And it was not a. truck meet, it was a car meet. And it. was. >> No wonder you got bullied. There was. >> I don't think it was cuz you were Harper. Zmer. I think it was cuz you drove a. Tesla. >> There was a tiny Lamborghini. And it was. so tiny Lamborghini. No, like a Maserat.
It was It was like a really like a. million dollar car. Maserati or a tiny. Lamborghini? >> I don't know. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> My throat hurts. Um, anyways. >> Is it the Global Sensation? >> Yes. Like I don't know what's happening. to me. >> You're just blowing up like Justin. Bieber. >> Yes. Wait, where did he blow up? >> I feel like. >> from Global Sensation. >> I feel like. what? >> Yeah, you're you're talking. >> You feel like what? Tell me. >> You feel like I already said it to the. camera. >> You feel like what? Tell me. >> I feel like.
I'm babysitting. Did you just say I feel like I'm. pooping? >> No. What? We're about to get to the. climax of the story. >> You feel like what? Tell me. >> Okay. >> Whoa. She got you up. >> First of all, that's straight chemicals. >> You feel like what? Tell me. >> Give him a warning spray. >> Like a cat. >> No. If you spray me, >> give him at least one spray. >> I will flip you upside down so quick. [laughter] and I will hold you there. until the blood starts flowing to your. head and you get so dizzy. >> You can't do that. I have global. sensation. >> Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens.
What? What? WHAT DO YOU WHAT DID YOU. WHISPER? >> WHY ARE YOU threatening a 16-year-old? >> What did you whisper? >> Yeah, I'll threaten anyone. >> I'm not afraid to spray. >> She's a minor. >> I'll threaten anyone. >> She's a minor. >> I'll threaten anyone. >> I'm not afraid to spray it. >> Okay, listen. Yeah. Hands up. The re. Well, okay. I see that you're serious. now. [laughter]. >> I didn't know it was on. Okay. I will. tell [clears throat] you. You guys want. to know what I said? He's going to take. your thing. Yep. There it is. >> Oh, you're funny. Uh. >> oh. Oh, you're [laughter] funny. >> She said, "Oh, you're funny.". >> Oh, funny guy. >> You're funny. funny guy. He's got jokes.
>> That would be the worst thing to hear if. somebody actually held a gun to your. head and you just missed. Oh, you're. >> funny. [laughter]. >> Okay, so you're at the drug meet. Cars. are going vroom vroom. Big expensive. car. >> Uh we get big car. I ask to get into it. They're like Harper's almost getting in. the the car. How embarrassing. Hear. gunshots. We go into Burk's car and then. we. >> What do you mean you hear gunshots? >> We see gunshots. >> You see? Okay. Now you switched up.
>> and then and then [laughter]. well I thought I saw things um and then. it ended up to be a um. >> an exhaust. >> Yes. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> So what did you say? You feel like what. >> I feel like I'm babysitting. >> Oh. maverick. >> You are the one in the baby crib right. now. I'm sure Whoa. Calm down. He is in. the crib. >> Can we go pour him down the stairs? >> I bet you would like to. [laughter] Poor. me. Yeah. What does that mean?
>> You got beef with me, Harper. >> Obviously. >> What? [laughter]. >> They probably have a one-on-one meeting. >> Yeah, I think we should schedule that. >> I think me and Harper should have a. podcast all by ourselves, just me and. her. I'm not sure how well that's going. to go. >> And comment down below. Okay. >> One of us is going to end up dead. >> Yeah. And it ain't going to be me. >> Freaking chemicals all over my fingers. Comment down below if you guys think me. and Harper should have a podcast with. just me and her on it for an hour.
straight of just me and her talking. >> Nobody here telling us what we can and. can't talk about. >> Oh, maybe not. Maybe we shouldn't do. that. >> Yeah. Comment down below and if there's. a lot of If the top comment is Cash and. Harbor should have their own episode, >> you're going to say we do it. >> Yeah. Well, I have a game if you guys. want to play it. >> Oh, I want to play games. You don't want. to play this one. It's for Cash and. Maverick. >> What? Just for us. >> and Alex. Alex can join. >> Hey Okay, come here, guys. >> Okay, what's the game? >> I need all three of you guys to take one. of these. >> Okay,
>> a bag. >> Plastic bag or paper bag? Cuz I like to. be economical. >> Give one to Harper instead. >> No, I can't. >> Why? >> Cuz I She can't play this game. >> Just give it to her. >> No, she cannot play the game. It's my. game. Harper can't play. You play. >> Okay, just me and Matt is fine. >> Okay. Are we Indian? No, I don't know. >> Me, you, and Alex. >> Alex doesn't even have a camera, but he. can jump up there. >> I can play. >> Yeah, let Harper play. No, she can't. Babe, why? >> I'll do the camera. >> cuz it's my game. I said. >> I'll do the camera, please. I've never. wanted I've always wanted to.
>> No, nobody let Harper near the camera. >> Alex, get up here and play the entire. episode. >> Come on, Al. Come on, Alex. >> All right, Alex, come sit here. Put the. bag on your head. >> Okay, put the bag on your head. All. right, >> how do we play? >> Hey, make room for him. Yo, >> you're on the camera, >> M. MAKE ROOM FOR HIM. >> I'M ON THE CAMERA. WHAT? >> OH. OH, Kenzie's on the camera. >> Don't Yeah, please don't ruin. >> all three of you guys, please stand up. Oh, stand up. >> If the real Yeah. >> Wait, we don't have mics then. >> Alex, you're facing the wrong way. No, I'm not. >> We don't have mics. Okay. >> To the camera. >> Okay, then don't don't stand up, I.
guess. >> All right, everybody sit down. Sit down. >> No, YOU CAN'T STAND UP. I DON'T REALLY. KNOW, TO BE HONEST. >> Just sit down. So, we have microphones. >> There's a shotgun mic. >> Oh my gosh. >> Everybody stand up. >> Do you think the camera heard that? >> She's directing now. >> Yes, I am the camera. Stand up. >> Okay. >> Remember when we put a bag on your head? Can I put a bag on my head? >> All right. >> Okay. >> What are we doing. >> now? >> Everyone, bags on heads. >> Okay. Ready? >> Bag on head. Cash. Now,
>> take something off that you did not wear. to bed last night. >> Skinny. >> Are y'all stripping? >> Okay. >> Hey, now what? >> Okay. Take another thing off that you did not. wear to bed last night. >> Another thing? >> YEAH. [laughter]. >> OH MAN. >> What the heck was that game? >> That was a very weird game. [laughter].
>> You had us do all that game for that. >> Well, that was not very funny. It was. way funnier on TikTok. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You can't play that game with. people with a high IQ like me. >> Oh, >> and me. >> Y'all just seen. >> me. Y'all have just seen it before. >> Yeah, I think you have. >> I've actually never seen it. >> Really? >> Nope. >> Well, >> wait. I have an idea. >> What? >> Somebody has to put a bag on their head. and they we have to all promise we're. not going to do anything to them.
>> And they have to be scared like they. have to live in fear for a good five. five minute or for a good five seconds. >> I like it. Go first. >> Okay. No, you have to go first. You have. to stand right there and stand with your. head 30 seconds and um. >> just hope nothing happens to you. >> And if it does, >> you lose. >> Yeah. No, no, you don't lose. You You. just know that something happened to. you. [laughter]. >> So, >> this game is really well thought out. Yeah. Sounds like a better game. >> Sounds like a terrible game. >> Can you please. >> Al just said he has a game. A better.
game. >> Oh, no. >> Keep it. >> That's much better. >> No, you have to put it on. >> You know, you can see too. Okay, now. what? >> You just leave it there. >> Now leave the bag on your head. >> You got to hope nobody does anything to. us. >> No, I haven't. >> You're literally getting ready to slap. me. >> Two people not put a bag on their head. and they're going to swing at each other. >> aggressively. He said two people put a. bag on their head and swing at each. other. >> I think it's funny. >> Why are we so caught up in hurting me? >> Does nobody care about me? Nobody said.
you had to play. >> Sounds like cameras would get knocked. over. Sounds like a bad idea. >> Yeah. Last time I tried to do SOMETHING. AND I DESTROYED THE CAMERAS. HUH? >> OH, >> WAIT. Did you tell us that whole story. just to tell us that it was a car. backfire and not gunshots and you didn't. almost die? >> I did almost die. I almost got hit by a. car and I almost got in a car crash this. morning. >> Really? >> So, my week has been hard. >> Wait, you missed all that? >> Yeah, Harper. When we ask you about your. week, that's what we want. >> Okay, relax. Relax. I was trying to give. you a chance to talk.
Okay, now be quiet. Will someone ask me. how my week was? >> No, Mav. I want to know how Harper's. week was. >> We gave her like 30 minutes. >> Okay, math. How was your week? >> My week was tough. >> I really don't care. [laughter]. >> He said tough. >> You're so embarrassing. >> You know. Yeah. Well, at least. >> I [snorts] censor myself. >> You do not censor me. >> Well, at least I wasn't stuck in a cage. for two months. >> Yeah, you were. Actually, >> I mean the other way around.
>> That [laughter] was you actually. >> You know that I show speed meme where. it's like. >> Yeah. What? [laughter] This one? What are you. all talking about? >> I've never seen that. >> That's it. >> I've never seen that. >> Pop up the meme. See if it's any close. to a. >> Oh, it's exactly what I'm doing. [laughter]. >> I don't think so. >> Matt, why was your week horrible? >> Why was my week horrible? >> Yeah. Um, well, to start, [laughter].
when I had one of my co-hosts come on. the podcast, I asked him how their week. was, and it took 30 minutes for them to. lie to me. DON'T HIT ME, PLEASE. PLEASE. don't hit me. Okay. [laughter]. Uh, no, my week was actually all right, besides the club video that we shot. Did. not enjoy that. But we did make rugs. >> Wait, what? What did you do? >> We made rug art in our club video. You. all should go watch that if it's out. I. My mom made me quit the club channel. >> Your mom did not make you?
>> Well, she asked me and I said she's. like, "Well, would this work out for. you?" And I was like, "Well, I don't. know. I like the club a lot." And she's. like, "Well, are you you sure you want. to keep doing it?" And I was like, >> "Why do you say your mom made you on. everything you say in life? Your mom did. not make you free will to do anything. >> Everything you say, you said your mom. made you. >> Do I have free will to do everything? Because if I had free will to do. everything, you know what I would have. done?" [laughter]. >> Wrong choice of words. My apologies. >> Can we stop then? what you would have. done when [laughter]. >> cut the act, man.
>> No, but your you can't that's you can't. say your mom made you quit the club. channel. >> She didn't make me. >> Your mom didn't make you do anything. >> Okay. Well, if she made me not do. anything, then what would I would have. gone? >> Yeah, you probably would have. >> Yeah, cuz I would have sent you. >> Can you stop making that face? [laughter]. >> Okay. What do you think? I can't tell if I. look really chopped making that face. >> Huh? No. No, not at all. >> You look very chopped. [laughter]. >> Well,
>> listen. Here's the thing. Since you've. been gone. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I can't breathe for the first time. >> Oh, we're so annoying. Like, like Cash's. going to be mad. >> Yeah, I know. But since you've been. Okay, I would like to say something. >> How am I the only one around here that. gets annoyed at the annoyingness now? I. thought it used to be Uno. Reverse that. No, no, no. I was just being annoying. >> Mad at me for like being like this is. the butterfly or something. >> Well, no. That's funny. That actually. does look like a butterfly. [laughter]. More like a. >> I actually kind of see that like a.
sword. >> Especially if you stuck your foot out. long enough and then it' be the head of. the butterfly. >> Okay. [laughter]. Yeah, that's enough. >> See, now that's something comical. >> I tried to shoot a pelican once. [laughter]. >> Did it work? >> No. I got told not to do it because it. was a $700 fine. >> Oh, [laughter]. that'll happen. This is a fat butterfly. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, WHY DID YOU try to shoot a pelican. kid? >> Cuz it was flying. >> Wait, I know that sounds horrible, but. [laughter]. >> sounds actually really terrible. How old.
were you? >> It was like last month. [laughter]. >> She had a shotgun. She was like, "Can I. shoot it?" No, it's a pelican. >> Pelican. [laughter]. >> That's hilarious. >> No. Why did the pel Why? >> We were duck hunting, >> dude. Every bird that flies over, Kinsey. goes, "Can I shoot it?" [laughter]. >> How? >> Wait, HOW DO Y'ALL KNOW WHAT bird you. can shoot? >> You can tell by simple. >> Does it look like a duck or a pelican? [laughter].
>> How do you know if it's a duck or a. normal bird? >> Cuz one goes, "HOW DO YOU KNOW? [laughter]. >> How do you know if it's a cow or a. rhinoceros? YOU LOOK AT THE FREAKING. THING, [laughter]. >> isn't it?" And when you look at it, you. say, >> "That's a rhinoceros.". >> Yeah. Yeah. You can tell by the shape of. their body. >> So, if you were to shoot this pelican, who would know? Well, technically. there's a game warden. They could find. me. >> if they saw you shoot it. >> Yes. >> But if he didn't see you shoot it, you're going home with a pelican. >> Kenzie probably shoot one with like a. transmitter on.
>> No. If I did shoot it, I'm not going. home with a pelican. I'm burying that. thing. >> Why would. >> So I don't get fined cuz they [laughter]. can they can pull you over on the road. as you're leaving. I I don't think I've. ever been pulled over and someone has. been like. [laughter]. >> today. >> I don't think anyone's ever been asked. >> We should check this car for pel. [laughter]. >> That's what gay wardens do. >> I don't I don't think they do that. >> I shall.
>> What do you mean, Cash? A game warden. will pull you over and if they see you. have guns and a deer in the back of your. car, they're going to make sure the deer. is tagged. >> Yeah, but you can hide the pelican. Where you going? >> But can you. >> straighten the exhaust? [laughter]. >> In the exhaust. One time I put my mouth. over over the whole exhaust. I'm not. even kidding. I put. >> You did not. >> And my mom turned on the car and I went. >> and then I got glo. >> and I got global sensation. >> Global sensation is something that. happens to you where you are like.
famous. >> That's what a global sensation. >> Global sensation. >> So please stop using that word to. describe the love of your world. [laughter]. Taylor's in my throat. Wait, look. Ready? >> Define global sensation. >> This term is applied to the overall. perception of an object or a situation. focusing on the whole rather than the. parts. >> What? Wait, what did it say? That. sounded like a circle or something. >> I don't understand.
>> One time, oh my gosh. One time I was. selling Girl Scout cookies and one time. I bought those cookies. >> That was our first video together. What? >> Our first video together was like, "Guys, this girl scout came to our um. >> Oh, it was really. >> Yeah, I remember that. She didn't have. any cookies.". >> Yeah, she didn't even have cookies. >> No, I hid them. I was like, "Hey guys, I. was so annoying.". >> Wait, so what's your what's your story. about Girl Scout cookies? >> So, I was selling them one time and um. this guy was like I we started singing. the Girl Scout song, which is like the. cookies are big and round. He's like,
"Are you sure the Girl Scouts aren't big. and round cuz they eat too much. cookies?" [laughter]. >> He said that Girl Scouts have a song. Yeah, we had we had a song. >> Can you hear one song? >> I want to hear it. >> I don't remember. I just know I said big. and round and he was like, >> "Are you sure the girls are big and. round from all the cookies that they. eat?" Oh, no. He said, "I'm going to. become big and round from all the. cookies that I eat." Well, that's a. little bit less insulting. >> than what you said. >> I became big and round from the freaking. treatment center. I became big and. round. >> No, you did not. >> Stop saying that. People are going to be.
Harper's so picky. >> Is she pick me? >> Is Harper pick? You're big and round. Your face is big and round. >> Oh my gosh. We watch a lot of questions. Actually, >> you know that one photo of a Maverick in. the shower and his like big forehead and. he's like, >> "Wait, why is there a picture of Mav in. the shower that other people have seen?". >> You have that picture? Hold on. [laughter] What are you talking about? >> It's him as a baby. I'm pretty sure. >> a baby. >> Oh, no. >> As a baby. >> We watched home videos this Christmas of. Mav as a baby and he had a big head.
>> He was literally like twice mega mine. Yeah, [laughter]. >> they have seen it. Wait, let me see. >> I can't help it. My pituitary gland. It. was just growing. >> a lot. >> Seriously? >> Yeah. >> It's a sensitive topic for her. >> My head's pretty small. >> Yeah. >> Is it small? >> Your head? >> No, it's mostly just your prefrontal. cortex. >> What the. >> What's happening? >> What do you mean what's happening? We're. talking about our brain sizes and. comparing. Please stop. Spray him. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Oh my I'm going to get killed.
>> I'm going to do. >> No. Are you texting right now? >> I want to play priorities with. everybody. Can we do that one time? >> Don't do that. Please don't fart right. now. >> I'm going to I'm going to end this. podcast in a minute. If you don't get. off your phone, >> it won't be demographic. >> Why is this AI photo always the photo? >> That's not an AI photo. That's real. >> It's embarrassing. >> What is your screen time? >> Oh, let's see. >> Oh my gosh. Harper screen time's got to. be like embarrassing. >> Let's see the screen time. >> You got to have like a 20 plus hour. screen time. >> a day.
>> Yeah. >> Dang. That mean you only sleep 4 hours. >> I think it's like 10. >> Where is it? >> Yeah, it's probably realistically like. 10 to 12 hours. >> I think this is going to be my chair. >> I don't know. They're not allowed to. have their phones out. >> It's like not there. [laughter]. >> Now you're an old person. You can't find. me. >> You don't have a You search it. Screen. time. >> No, we are on screen time. It's just. like not turned on. >> Harper, do they enforce that? >> My parents get to see what apps I go on. >> Oh, you're cooked. >> What apps do you go on? >> I have 10 hours and 46 minutes. >> Oh, dang. A day.
Uh, >> oopsies. >> No, it's not. >> Yep. Yep. It's about 12. >> That's more than a work day. >> What's the What's the week, Matt? Snapchat is four hours yesterday. >> Wait, Matt. What's the week? It says. total time. >> Total time for the week. Let me go. >> Sorry. I was on FaceTime with my. boyfriend yesterday. >> Boyfriend for two hours. Are you talking. about the one that has a girlfriend? >> Nobody believes her boyfriend story. Hold on. Last week, 30 hours on on Tik. Tok. 30 hours on Tik Tok. 23 hours on.
Snapchat. >> What was the total time? >> 72 hours and 54 minutes. >> That's 3 days out of the week. All on my. phone. >> Full days. >> Three full days. You sleep too, dog. [laughter]. >> Harper, think about this. If you're on. it 10 hours a day, you go to school for. like seven or eight hours A DAY. >> OH MY GOSH. HALF OF HARPER'S LIFE IS ON. A PHONE. >> Sorry that I just got back from a. treatment center with no phones. >> That is fair. >> THAT'S WHY YOU GOT sit there. Yo, >> she had to catch up. Yeah. >> No, that's why you got sick. You spend. too much time on the phone. >> Low key, I think the phone's the.
problem. 72 hours. >> Have you thought about just like never. having a phone? >> Girl, I didn't have a phone. >> First off, go to the next week. Scroll. back to the. >> She only has like eight days on here, dog. She just got. >> Do you think you could last a full week. if you got to spend time with your. friends? Still. >> 32 hours in 3 days so far. >> You got a phone? I think I could if I. they. >> So she's on pace for 72. >> They had a phone, >> but like that I could watch. >> You didn't find it kind of refreshing. not having a phone? >> No. I mean, it's hard though cuz she. didn't have her friends, so it's like. she like felt isolated. But if you have.
your friends and no phone, I think you. could make it a whole week. >> I really think you could. >> Yeah, >> you got to see them all the time. >> Well, I'm going to do you guys a favor. here. >> I'm going to do. >> and I'm going to get you guys is y'all. screen time down and we're going to end. this episode. Uh, so if you guys. haven't, make sure to subscribe. Uh, because we need to buy a mansion. >> No, the [laughter] gym. >> All right, goodbye. So, we'll see, guys.
