Harper’s Ex Wrote Her a Letter!

Harper, has any guys wrote you a letter? >> Yeah. >> What do letters say, >> too, Harper? [laughter] Thank you. Thank. you for being a special person in my. life. You brighten my day. Harper, you. mean a lot to me. You're very pretty and. sweet. Harper, I love your smile and how. perfect you are. Harper. [laughter]. He says, "Harp a lot.". >> Harper wanted to expose someone, so I'm. exposing her. >> Hello, this is Jordan. Good evening, Jordan. This is your principal. Can I. speak to a parent guardian? >> Phone call. Just one second, Jordan. Pipet cherry. [laughter]. Sorry, she just said one second.

>> Hey guys, so I have something big to. tell y'all. My leg may be getting. amputated just because. >> Oh my gosh. >> Lucky you'll be able to collect. disability. >> No, look. [snorts]. >> I got. >> Oh no. >> Is that an ingrown hair? >> Gosh, no. I shave perfectly. >> Can we get up on that? >> Yeah, it is. >> What is it? >> Terrible. >> It's an antite shave. >> I mean, that's like crazy right there. I. know. I know. So,

>> what are we looking at? >> It's not just the bump. Like your actual. leg around it is swollen. >> What? >> From here it looks like that. >> Yes. It's the truth. It It's a raised, >> doesn't it? Look on the inside of her. thigh. It looks like swollen. >> Yeah, it it kind of looks like. mountains. >> You did something. You like suctioned. your leg with something. >> No. >> To make it look. >> So, what' you do? What is that? Um, so I. was at senior cheer photos yesterday cuz. I'm a senior. >> and a cheerleader. >> and. >> right. >> a model. I'm joking.

>> Wait, those outfits y'all are wearing. are those your cheer uniforms? >> They look like little cowgirl. >> They look like cow. I know. I know. But. they're cute and I'm excited. But. >> it fits. You're in Texas. >> Those are our performance outfits. So. >> Oh, okay. That's not the what you're. going to wear to the football game. >> Hey, you get the bumps. Oh, you are. >> Yeah. So, we're taking the photos and I. get into my car. I look down. There is. an ant on my leg and the ant is doing. this little thing with his mouth and I. can see it. I can see it doing that. So. [clears throat] I look down and I see. the ant doing that. So I wipe it off my.

leg. The ant wipes to this side of my. leg and ant bites that side. It was an. angry ant. So I squish it and I'm like, "Okay, whatever.". >> I'd be mad if I got squished. >> You didn't try to pop it, did you? >> I'd be mad if I literally uh got bitten. >> It bit you twice. >> It bit me twice. >> And no way. And now there is literally. [laughter]. holes in my legs. >> Holes. >> Did you try to pop it? I used to do that. when I get a bites cuz they look like. pimples. You're not supposed to do that. Why? >> It makes it way worse. >> because then it starts bugging you. >> Yeah. And then you you can get an. infection cuz it's like an open wound. >> Wait, that's a funny one. Really?

>> You're not supposed to pop it. >> I like that one better than the first. one. >> Trying to pop it. >> Yeah. No. No. Stop. Stop. It makes it. worse. Hard. >> I think you got it. >> You know when you have a pimple in your. face and it's not ready to pop and you. pop it and then you have a scar. It's. gonna do that. Don't do it, >> dude. This week I was actually so like. >> Blake was or uh Cash was just looking. down at my nails and I know in your. brain you're like, "Dang, those are. ugly.". >> Yeah, I I thought that. >> Wait, actually, no. [laughter]. >> They They do be long though. >> No, you want to know. Fun fact, also our. TV, we accidentally uh smashed our TV a.

couple days ago again. And uh this one's. broken. >> It is. >> I see that. It's like leaning backwards. >> Oh, no. Not cuz it's leaning backwards. If you guys watch it, if you go just. watch as the episode goes on, it'll just. randomly go dark. >> and comes back alive. >> Wow. [laughter]. >> Did y'all go to the nail salon together? >> Y'all's nails are like almost the same. >> No, we didn't. >> We don't do out together. >> Do you guys Do girls know this, but that. guys do not care about nails at all. >> It's not about you. >> Yeah, it really isn't. >> I enjoy getting my nails done.

>> You always say that you get them done. for me. Yeah. Then why do you then why. when you guys come home like Kate every. time you get your nails done you come in. you're like. >> h. they make me happy. >> then why you always ask me what I think. cuz I want to know what you think and if. you don't like them I'm like that sucks. >> but then if I don't say anything you're. like oh you don't like them. >> Yeah they're not for you though. They're. for me. >> But then why do you always want my. validation when you get them done? >> Because I don't want you to think. they're ugly. >> Oh you jacked up my car. >> But they're still for me. If I didn't. like getting my nails done I wouldn't go. get my nails done. Y'all, I was I was.

actually uh semi-p proud of Kate this. week. >> Did it? >> Yeah, it goes dark and come back. >> Wait, what were you proud of? Yeah, I. was kind of proud of Kate this week. because Well, this part's kind of. embarrassing, but she was opening a. container in the kitchen to get to her. spices. >> and she accidentally It's like a wood. top and she got a splinter in her thumb. But it was not just a splinter. I am not. joking. It was about 1 to 2 in long. About it was about the photos. No, >> the spice bottle. >> No, no, the butter canister. You know.

how the butter our butter container is. like a bamboo top? I was wiping I was. cleaning so I was wiping it down and I. wiped and because it's bamboo, there's a. little piece of wood that was poking and. it went straight into my thumb. >> Yeah. And I'm not kidding. It was like. one to two inches long of bamboo like. this and it went straight inside her. thumb. Just all the way down. That's. like a form of torture. It was bad. Did. you pull it out? >> No. We got needle or uh. >> tweezers. >> Tweezers. And I was trying to get it out. of her thumb. But the weirdest thing is. it was under It was just under the top. layer of my finger. So you could see the. entire.

>> under your nail. >> Oh, it's my finger. You can see. No, >> she said under the top layer of her. finger. >> The top layer of my finger. The pad. >> Hey guys, I know I am interrupting the. podcast right now, but this is not an. ad, okay? Do not skip this. This is not. an ad. This is for people who like. making fan accounts, fan clips, edits, things like that. We are going to be. doing competitions with you guys. So. text this number and text LOL to this. number if you guys want to enter these. competitions. We're giving away hundreds. and I'm not even kidding, thousands of. gift of gift cards to places like. Target, Sephora, Starbucks, places like.

those. So, text this number if you guys. want to be entered in any of these. competitions. And these are going to be. like every single week. So, we're giving. away literally, I'm not kidding, guys, thousands of these gift cards. And all. you guys have to do is make fan edits, fan clips, montages, and post them to. places like Tik Tok, YouTube shorts, Instagram shorts, places like that. So. text number if you want to be a part of. that. >> So the top layer the top layer of skin. you could see just the entire thing. You. can see the scrape here still but you. can see the entire splinter in my thumb.

and yeah. >> it was right here. But anyways a little. bit of it sticking out. So I try to get. >> Harper. What are you doing? >> I'm cleaning [laughter] off my phone. >> No. What the freak are you doing right. now? >> I'm cleaning off my phone cuz. >> No. >> No. We were telling a story. What are. you doing? >> Is that a cotton ball? >> Yeah. >> Where did you get that from? >> My bag. Put it back in your bag. [laughter] now. >> Okay. Anyways, why Harvard phone? >> Put it in the bag. >> Your gums are bleeding. >> You're disgusting. >> He doesn't floss much.

>> Also, you do have a pimple on your. thigh. >> And you have the new Spider-Man gene. You got bit by your Antwoman. >> Dude, I have a [laughter]. >> Wait, is that a thing? Antwoman. >> No. >> No, just Ant-Man. >> Why are you disgusted in me today? >> I'm not. >> Maybe it's cuz you just used a tampon to. clean your phone. >> Oh, is that what that is? Uh, well, unfortunately that it's the only thing. in my purse that I have to clean my. phone cuz all my keys are. >> You couldn't wait until like later on. >> No, I can't I can't even press it down. anymore. >> Oh, okay. Anyways, guys, I was telling a.

story, right? The the splinter was in. her thumb. >> You just pulled a tampon out to clean. her phone. Why are you moving on? >> I'm aware the splinter was all the way. in her thumb. >> and I get tweezers. >> It's not used. And I like [laughter]. like I'm so confused. >> I like this. How does it feel, Cash? >> That was the most like little boy thing. ever. >> Is quite LITERALLY A BUG ON THERE'S A. BUG OVER THERE. >> IT'S A PLEA. I swear that was a flea. >> It's a gnat, Harper. >> It's a fruit gnat. >> Yeah. So, I had these tweezers and I was. I was trying to get out of her tongue. >> No one cares about your splinter story. It was kind of crazy. >> Wait, it gets crazy.

>> And then I try to get it out and I break. the part off that's sticking out. So. then she has like an inch or two of just. splinter in her. >> and splinter in her. >> I was like, there's only one way to get. this out. >> Was a splinter in her. >> A knife. So, I went and got a whole. pocketk knife and I had to slice open. her thumb like this. >> Uhhuh. >> To get it out. >> That's how we always got splinters out. >> That's a fake story. You didn't do that. finger. >> Let's see the finger cuz this was two. days ago. I I put the knife under her. skin and then I had to go and like cut.

the skin like this. >> Did she cry? >> No, that's what I was saying. She was. kind of crazy. >> The whole thing. >> Yeah. >> You know, that actually used to be a. form of torture. >> What? >> What? Putting splinters in. Pretty sure. in like World War II or. >> Oh, bamboo a Vietnam war or something, they put bamboo up the prisoner's. fingernails. >> to try to get him to talk, which is like. absolutely horrifying. >> On Saturday, my sister and I were out. shopping and we walk into Aloe and. Harper runs up to me cuz Harper was.

there too apparently. And Harper, the. first thing she says is, "I just saw Ash. Trevino.". >> I did. >> Who is that? I ran into Ashravino. >> No, that should be the the title of this. episode. We ran into Ashraino because we. did. >> And who is that? >> Uh I don't know how to describe her. because if [laughter] I describe her. >> if I describe her then things will be. clipped out of the episode. Yeah. Anyways, >> no. She she's just like this creator on. social media who's very very. controversial. She's like in her 30s,

maybe 40s. I actually don't know how old. she is, but she's viral because she's. crazy and like she thinks she's like. this A-list celebrity like super famous. and everyone's like you ain't. >> like what does she do to make like what. are her videos about doing that? >> I'll tell you this is what Google says. about her. >> She is a highly polarizing Texas-based. social media influencer blah blah blah. blah blah blah blah. >> Wait, it could have been her. I didn't. know she sometimes Texas. with Santos. She is best known for.

chronicling, whatever that means, her. candid lifestyle, internet feuds, and. relationships with incarcerated men. >> Yeah, she always [laughter] she was. always having relationship. >> IMAGINE THAT BE WHAT GOOGLE She. sounds fun. >> She also No, she has like two teenage. daughters and like she'll be doing lines. and like the way she talks to them and. stuff is just. >> she's This is Google. This is not my. words. I've never seen or met Ash TV. Often referred to as an inmate hopper. >> Inmate hopper. [laughter]. Wait, if she's in Texas, I actually.

don't think we'd want her on cuz I think. I'm pretty sure she's she's. >> Where did you see her at? >> I would love her on Alo. >> Oh, she was in Aloe because apparently. she's like she's think. >> she's she always flexes how rich she is. and everyone she's. >> is Alo a rich store? >> Yeah, it's expensive. >> What did you get from Aloe? >> I didn't get anything. I went. >> Wait, you saw her too? >> No, I I right when I walked in, I ran. into Harper and the first thing Harper. said is, "Dude, we just saw Ashtraino in. here.". >> You didn't ask for a picture? >> No, she took a picture of HER FROM AFAR. >> OH, PICTURE? BUT YOU'RE DOING THAT EXACT. thing that you think fans are weird for.

>> I know. I know. [laughter] No, but it. wasn't me that took the photo. It was. Blake. Blake literally pulled out his. phone and started doing I was like, wait, that's a little Do it anyways. Yeah. [laughter] Um, let me find the. photo. >> No, I wanted to get these pair of shorts. from Aloe, but they were like $80 and I. was like, I can't do that. I just can't. >> Yeah, it's kind of sad. >> Let's see this picture. >> Yeah. >> See if Cath recognizes her. >> IMAGINE. A one of my friends used to date her. [laughter]. >> She She has gotten in like controversy. with stuff because she was like word on.

the street is she was messing around. with a kid that was a little bit too. young and just like just like things. like that. >> Was he in jail? >> It's not good. >> No, it was like a social media kid. >> That one wasn't in jail, I guess. >> Probably does. >> You have the picture? >> No, for some reason. >> That's the issue. >> Let me see. >> Okay. Well, if she finds that picture, I. saw a Tik Tok of Ben Aart and he said he. was filming a YouTube video at an. airport for a private jet video. >> Yeah. >> And he said another private jet pulled. up and they got out and the kids ran.

over to him and wanted a picture with. him. And he said the mom was talking to. him. Wait, this is funny. And he said. the mom was talking to him. >> and the mom like asked for a picture. with him too and all that. And he was. like, "Oh, nice to meet you guys." Like. blah blah blah. I just thought it was. like some rich family that wanted. pictures with him. And then he was like, "Oh, like what's what's your name?" And. she was like, "Shakira.". >> We didn't [laughter] know who Shakira. was. >> It was Ben. >> To be fair, if I. >> And she was like, "I'm I'm Shakira." I. [laughter] was like, "What? >> Wait. You're telling me that's not on a. stage name?". >> No. No. No. I'm telling you if Cash If.

some If Shakira walked up to Cash like. that, Cash would NOT RECOGNIZE. >> YOU WOULDN'T know who Shakira is. >> I say that all the time. All famous. people. I'm not kidding. I could be. standing next to anyone at like anywhere. and not know who they are. BTS would. have no idea who they are. Shakira, no. idea who they are. Madonna. No idea who. she is. >> Yeah, you would recognize some of the. ones that you that you're like you watch. a lot. >> It's like you know their name, you know. their music, you know they're iconic, but like you don't know their face and. that's that's probably what he was like. He's like, "Yeah, >> but Shakira's face is iconic.".

>> Not really. >> I'm not going to lie. I watched her at. the World Cup show and I was like, >> she's like one of the prettiest girls on. earth. >> But yeah, imagine I'll be honest. I. don't know if I recognize The Rock. >> Okay, that's stupid. [laughter] You went. too far. >> Did you imagine like Oh, yeah. And. what's your name? Oh, Shakira. >> Wait, were you in the store? Were you in. the store when Ashravino was in there? >> Uh, no. She was gone by that point. I. was like, "Where is she?" And you were. like, "She just left.". >> Well, this this is a photo of her from. behind. But. >> Oh my gosh. >> I mean, that is the most creepy fan.

picture. Let me see. >> It's her. It's her. I I swear it's her. >> That's actually crazy. Her. >> Where was this at? South Lake. >> Yeah, that might be her. >> Is Shakira the only person with the name. Shakira? >> That's what I was going to say. If. someone told me their name Shakira, I. think I'm automatically going to be. like, "So, you're Shakira." The Shakira. >> Yeah, the Shakira. Well, then you're at. just like a private airport. >> No, I would just go with a girl named. Shakira. >> That's crazy. We should name our kid. Shakira. >> Why? Why are you looking at Cash and. Kate? Are you're going to have a kid. with them?

>> No, you did. You were like, "We should. name our kid Shakira." Yeah, we should. >> Do you Do any of them have like a. toothpick or anything? Like, >> I have this. >> Um, >> do you want this? >> No. >> What What were you needing? >> Heck no. What were you needing it for? >> Are you offering your pinky nail book. for her? >> Describe why you need a toothpick and. then I might can help you. >> I need a toothpick or I need a fine line. uh pointy perhaps to fit in between the. crevices of my phone so I can. >> You're trying to deep clean your phone. mid episode. >> It's not that I cannot press buttons on. my phone. >> Let me see that.

>> Don't touch my phone. >> Let me see. >> I want to know. Excuse me. I want to. know what was on your keychain when you. gave it to Blake and was like there's. stuff on that. Oh, it was um last night. I OW. >> CASH, you're being annoying. >> Sorry. Hey, >> you I felt like Astravino. Anyways, >> don't make me break it. >> You can't break it. >> It's literally breaking right now. It's. literally breaking right now. Solid. steel and I can quite literally break. it. >> This is made out of titanium.

>> Uhoh. [laughter]. I think she broke it. >> Oh man, it doesn't clip anymore. Yeah, she just broke it. Yeah. [laughter] You. said you said I can't break it because. it's made of steel, but it's actually. made of plastic in the middle. >> Oh, man. I'm back. [laughter]. >> Okay. Well, what was I? >> Okay. What was I saying? Uh, you were. talking about I forgot. >> Cleaning your phone, NOT BEING ON. ARE. Y'ALL NOT IMPRESSED BY THIS THING? LOOK. >> YEAH, CASH. WE'RE SO NOBODY CARES.

>> LIKE, WHY WHY ARE you so intrigued with. the. >> Look, you can break it. >> And then look. >> Yeah. You know why? It's so it can fold. up for storage. >> I told you it was unbreakable. >> All right. Sorry. Go ahead, >> bro. >> So, uh, what were you saying? >> What was on your keys? >> Oh, yeah. So, last night I put, um, my. lip gloss in my bag and, um, >> it exploded. >> No, I forgot to put the cap on the lip. gloss. >> Oh, >> and so then all the lip gloss got over. my geese. Yeah. >> And then Blake didn't know what it was,

so it was just a sticky substance. >> E, is Blake your best friend? >> Yeah. >> Dang. I feel like I haven't seen you. without Blake. Like literally, he's. like, "You guys are each other's. shadow." I haven't seen you guys without. each other in like six weeks. >> Yeah. Yeah. Me and Blake don't separate. unless we have to go to bed. >> It's okay, Denzie. He's not your best. friend. >> Dang. >> They're like my sisters. >> Wow. >> There is a difference. >> Yeah. >> You know what I saw? And I don't know if. it's true, but you guys have probably. already seen this because you guys are.

kind of nerdy, but I saw a clip of Mr. Beast. He got married this week, by the. way. Or he just posted his pictures. And. >> why is that a nerdy thing to know? >> No, not that. I'm not talking about his. wedding. >> Lucky girl. >> That's freaked up. >> It [clears throat] was so cute. His. wedding pictures were so cute. He said, "I found my Mrs. Beast." I was like, "A. you guys think he made her sign a. prenup?". >> Yeah. >> No. >> No, I don't. I don't think so. >> 100%. I mean, that prenup was long. >> Can he I need He just needs to tell us. A print up for you guys that don't know. is uh when you get married, you sign and.

pretty much say, "Hey, even if we get. divorced, you can't take half my stuff.". >> Yeah. >> Really, really rich people do that. >> Wait, what's Mr. Beast's last name? Jimmy. >> Jimmy Donaldson. >> See, I told you it's nerdy. >> That's crazy. I didn't know. >> How is that nerdy? By knowing someone's. name. >> You'll know it. He's Mr. Beast. >> M. But he's I saw him on a a clip of a. podcast and he was like talking about. Beast Game season 3. Dang it. It happens. every single day. >> I've got a bug in my coffee. >> That does happen to you every single.

day. >> Every day. What the heck? Why are there. bugs all over this place? >> I know. I put little. >> I'm sorry she interrupted you, Kate. What was. >> I was being nice. Don't worry. It's. fixable. >> Okay. I was saying. >> I'm sorry she interrupted you, Kate. >> Ew. Don't touch her with that. For Beast. Game season 3, he said the finale was. >> I can't look at her, please. You're. making me uncomfortable. >> It's all right, Kate. He's reminding me. of the person from um what's it called? Um The Nightmare Before Christmas. That. like weird robot looking thing. And I. feel like he would have that arm.

>> Oh yeah. Wait. Wait. Don't do it like. that. >> Stop. Okay. >> You're interrupting the entire episode. The whole You're making everybody. uncomfortable. >> There's been like multiple stories that. could have been really good and told. well and people just keep interrupting. I'd like people would stop doing that. >> I think Ivy has rubbed off on Cash. >> No, verbal interruption is. inappropriate. However, >> however, that's all you do. >> Doing things like this a physical. nuisance. Physicalness. Why someone's. telling a story is not rude. So, tell. your story. Look,

>> I can't. It's a distraction to me. Really? >> Oh my gosh. All right, fine. >> Well, he said that for season 3 Beast. Games, the finale was filmed inside the. coliseum. >> Really? >> What? >> He said that he said he said it's the. first like uh. >> You watch Joe Rogan? >> Did he say fight? Did he say it was the. first fight? No, but first like game. first game that's ever happened in the. last thousand years in the coliseum. >> Yeah. The first game. >> And he was like, >> did he go on Joe Rogan's podcast? >> Little does he know, me and Kenzie. played a game when we were there. I need. A PIECE OF THE COLISEUM.

>> THAT'S IT. >> I'M WRITING THAT DOWN. >> NO. SH. STOP. >> Cash has been trying to make a list. >> What? Of. >> That's one of those things that the. government will kill you for. >> What? >> No. Wait. Wait. Yeah. Can I talk about. what I'M DOING? >> YES. >> NO. >> NO. IT'S ILLEGAL. IT IS HIGHLY LEGAL, but they can't catch me once I'm gone. >> No, they have no proof or evidence you. did anything. >> No evidence. >> This could all be a lie. >> OKAY. I HAVE A VERY VERY HYPOTHETICAL. >> You shouldn't. You shouldn't. You. should. >> Okay. I have a friend that IS DOING. SOMETHING CRAZY. YEAH. Crazy friend.

>> You know what? I don't care. You're not. >> Okay. You know what? No, I won't say. where. I won't say where to really loud. >> You're really loud. >> I won't say where I took these things. from, but I took them. And just I I'll. use places, etc. example. So for etc. I. stole. No. [laughter]. >> Have you seen any? >> NO, NOT STOLE. >> Like despicable me over there like. group. >> I borrowed. >> I borrowed [laughter]. from. >> the Great Wall of China.

I I when I go to historical landmarks. and things, do not do this. I'm taking. samples [laughter] for a test of mine. So, for example, if. >> the cameraman is shaking his head. He. said, "You're stupid.". >> If I went to. >> Listen, listen. Can you listen to me. just for one second? >> No, you listen to me. Everyone, it's. about time. >> I'm being serious. I'm being serious. >> I'm not saying anything. The two places. you have taken stuff from, I will say, are sensitive topics. >> No, I'm not saying anything. Okay, everybody calm down. All I'm saying is. like if I go to the pyramids of Giza,

I'll take some sand, >> right? Not a stone. You wouldn't take a. rock. [laughter]. >> I I would like a big one. >> Make a kick rocks. >> You can't have that. But I'm just taking. little samples of places I go. Yeah. Coliseum. Maybe the gift shop sells. something nice I can take. >> Sure. >> At the gift shop. >> Hey, I want you to know I tried to get a. rock for you at the coliseum. REAL? YOU. WENT? OH, YEAH. >> YEAH. I tried to get a rock for you. >> I I wiggled on a few pieces. >> Does anybody have a. >> That thing's solid. Look, I have a note.

in my app called Cash's Collection. >> Coliseum. >> You and Kate are going to go to Italy. >> Well, I have to now. Machu Picchu, Great. Pyramid of Giza, Great Wall of China. >> I will. >> You'll have like a sharp object. >> To what? >> To so I can clean my I'm really worried. about that. >> I'll get you a pick of some sort. >> No, no, not right now. No, no, no. We're. good. >> Pick. >> No, I do need a pick. >> She doesn't need a pick. We're We're. shooting an episode. She doesn't need to. clean her phone. >> No, I do need a pick. I It's bad.

>> What? Are you taking your SIM card out? I was thinking about um or I was. sometimes like I rewatch the podcast. episodes and I rewatch like the club. videos when I was younger cuz I like to. see like how like small I used to be and. like how young and how I talked and. stuff and I feel like I still like see. that wasn't even that wasn't even long. That took two seconds. Thank you so. much. >> You're welcome. >> And what were you saying? >> So I like rewatch things sometimes and. it's just so sad to go back and look at. it cuz it's like now I'm a senior and. it's like wow.

>> where did the time go? And it's like I. was so awkward. I was like, "Hi, hi. guys.". >> You were never awkward. >> Yes, I was. >> No. >> What percentage of the episodes of the. podcast do you think you watch? Go back. and like actually watch. >> I'd say. 65. >> Really? >> Yeah. I wa I watch around all. >> I just I can't watch anything. >> Why? >> I do not like watching her stuff back. >> I love watching it. >> I don't. >> Why not? I crank that. >> because it's like weird when like we're. filming and doing things like I'm like. stressed out. My blood pressure just.

feels high. >> Kate wasn't meant to be an influencer. >> I don't think I was. >> I really don't think I was. >> I was. >> But then, but then. >> but she she's trucking. She's trying to. keep up. >> But then like when I'm laying in bed and. I'm trying to relax and then I just hear. the LOL podcast AND SHE'S LIKE, "ALL. RIGHT, GUYS. TODAY I'M GOING TO be. stealing it." And it's just like, "Oh, something bad's happening again." That's. just it just spike. >> It's because we've gave Kate PTSD in. real life. >> Yeah. Um she's not built for these high. stress situations. >> Yeah. like the holes in the wall.

>> spiked your cortisol or whatever. What. does that mean? >> Just like because her family is very. quiet. >> No, Kate's built to be an influencer, just not a a stressed one. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like a book. >> Everyone [laughter] else everyone here. is like so nonchalant. Like if something. goes wrong, like no one cares. If things. break, no one cares if things are messy. Nobody cares. But like I don't I just. like I don't It stresses me out when. there's like clutter and mess and. destructiveness and it's just like I. can't live peacefully. I care. How can.

we help you live more peacefully, Kate? >> Uh, I think stop doing whatever that is. >> See, that's the type of stuff she. doesn't like. >> Nobody likes that. You were poking me in. the eye. >> I was just doing that for etc. etc. >> Have you seen the movie Split? >> Yes. >> Don't do that. >> Split personal. OH, YEAH. WAIT, IS THAT. WHERE THE GUY'S happy and he's like he's. got two personalities? He's like, >> he has like multiple personalities, but. in one of his personalities, he always. ends the sentence by saying etc. No. matter what it is, >> etc. Wait, [laughter] really? You've. seen that movie? >> You know what I'm saying? Etc.

>> That was the only scary movie I've ever. seen in theaters. >> I would like a burger with cheese, etc. >> I don't even know what etc. really. means. All I know is it means like for. example. >> I want to go to the movies. >> ETA does not mean for example. >> Yes, [laughter] it does. Wait. >> No, it does not. >> Etc. For example, wait. No, no, wait. Wait. Hold on. Wait. EVERYBODY TIME OUT. AH, DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME. I KNOW. WHAT IT MEANS. [laughter]. >> ETC. means like. >> and more. >> Who here can spell etc. >> ect?

>> No. [laughter]. >> Yes, Cash actually. Good job. >> E C No. Oh, E X. C. >> That's a hard word. >> C E R A. >> No. >> Wait, you know how to spell it? >> Yeah. >> Ah, spell it then. >> E X C. >> Smart girl. >> No. >> Oh, now she's telling you no. >> X. >> I don't think it's an X. Does anybody here know? >> I think it's E C E said E C E T T T T T.

T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T. T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T E E R. A. >> Uhuh. >> You want to know it's spelled E T space. >> C E T E R A. It is a Latin word that we. abbreviate to etc. >> I told you. >> etc. Then what? >> That's it. We just abbreviate it. >> What is how do you spell the word. >> etc. the word e space s e t e r r a. >> I refuse to believe that. >> Yeah, it's a Latin word like a Spanish. word that we just at the very beginning. >> I don't believe that. >> And can anybody actually believe it?

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believe it? >> I just That's not right. >> Well, it's real. >> Stop. >> I don't like it, though. >> Come on, grab it, >> bro. You're being a real nuisance today. >> Come on. >> Wait, wait. Can I try something? Can I. try something? >> Yeah, that's fine. >> Can I try something? Wait, let me see. this. >> You and Kate have the same one. >> Oh, okay. Got it. Thank you. >> Really? >> Yeah. You know. >> Hey. Hey. >> I bet it's fixable. >> I bought It's okay. It's okay. I didn't. kiss her. >> Stop. >> I bought Kate several birthday gifts.

this year. >> That was so sweet of you. You didn't. have to do all that. >> And had to return all of them. >> Oh. >> yeah. She was really upset with you. >> And one of them was that cup. >> Oh yeah. With you. >> Really? >> I bought you that cup cuz we had gone. into Target like six different times and. every single time you're like, I want. this cup. I want this cup. So I bought. it for you for your birthday and then. two days before your birthday you bought. it and I was like, what the freak, Kate? >> Yeah. She said everything that you want. um you just buy. She'll be like, "Okay, Kate's mentioned this. I will go get. this." And then two weeks later, you be. like, "I think I've waited long enough.

>> It's fixed." And you buy it. >> I do. I do do that. Well, I do this. thing where I'm like, I oh, I want that. And I don't buy it, but if I think about. it long enough, I'm like, okay, I can go. get it. >> I've had this phone. >> But do you think you ever just tell. yourself like like no for good? >> I think for you, Kate, in the future, a. month before your birthday, you should. not buy yourself anything. >> See, >> stop. Like but then I'm like then I. that's not fun. >> It's fun for everyone else because then. they can actually get you a birthday. gift. >> I love birthdays. My friend's birthday. is tomorrow.

>> I love my birthdays. >> because you're so funny. >> Other people's birthdays are but. >> for my birthday I'm going to instead of. I'm gonna I want I'm going to ask for a. bunch of money, but with that bunch of. money I'm going to give to other people. >> Really? To me. You give it to me for my. birthday. >> No, I'm gonna double it and pass it. >> I'm gonna I'm gonna give to people in. need. I'm in need of your money. >> Wait, imagine I say that and I don't do. that. It's either It's either going to. be for Christmas for or my birthday. >> You kind of have to do it now. >> It's going to be for Christmas or my. birthday. So, I don't know what one. >> Your birthday's like a year away. Okay. You kind of have to give it to me now.

since you said it online. Just probably. just give it to me now. >> No. For people in need. You're not in. need. >> You don't have to post every good deed. you do on. >> The only thing in need you're in need of. is like some therapy to fix whatever's. going on. >> What? Everyone's in need of something. No, >> he needs medication. >> Yeah. Uh, >> if I take medication, >> do you take medication? He takes creatine. >> What would I need medication for? >> I think you take stupid pills in the. morning. Wait, what would I need. medication for? >> I wonder sometimes if you have like a. disability going on with you. >> Uh I have a lot of abilities that.

abilate me to do stuff. >> See, that's the thing. Like no normal. person says that. No normal person is. okay to be like. >> Oh, no. No. He just doesn't He doesn't. understand the English language. >> No, I understand it fine. >> Yeah, he's illiterate. >> No, I'm not illiterate. I can [laughter]. spell. I can read. I can write. >> Yeah, you just can't talk. >> No, I can't talk. And you can't write. either. So don't say that. I can too. Right. No, you can't. >> Did you say you could read? >> Spell doesn't. >> I can write. >> Spell. You know, you know that one gets. me. That's just the word. >> YOU SAY THAT ABOUT every word. >> No, there's there's about 82 roughly.

>> Spell believe. >> Believe. >> Yeah. >> What were you saying? >> Believe. Believe. >> What were you saying though? You weren't. You were saying something else. Not that. it matters. None of that matters. Don't. let any of people talk down to you for. not being. >> When a guy has like bad handwriting, don't you think that's an ick? Depends on handwriting. >> Wait, an ick? >> Yeah, >> it's an ick. >> Oh, really? Because hold on. Some say. good handwriting is an ick. >> Okay. I think I think. >> that means they they wrote a lot of love. letters or something. >> I think medium handwriting is okay. I.

think that's the best because good. handwriting is a little artsy and a. little. >> It's a little weird if you have good. handwriting. >> No, it's not weird. >> for a dude. It's a little weird. >> It's not weird for a dude to have good. handwriting. >> Why do we need handwriting, >> right? We have computers now. >> That like stresses me out. No, I don't. want my kid to not know how to write. My. kids are going to handw write. everything. >> Listen, I'll be honest. The only thing. I've wrote in the last like year is my. name. >> Pick it up. >> I don't write anything. >> That's not true. >> What do I write? >> You wrote me a card for Valentine's Day. >> Oh, that's. >> that probably had like 10 words on it. Uh, you write love letters.

>> I filled in the blank. >> I got a love letter once. >> You got a love letter. >> Wait, you do? You have? >> Yeah. >> Wait, wait. What was your love letter? >> It was for Valentine's Day. And he was. like, "Harry, I love you so much." Wait. >> Uh, speaking of, uh, like love letters. and letters and emails, [laughter]. >> emails, >> I have been getting an email. I'm not. going to say the name because I don't. want it to get out and I don't want Let. us check it afterwards cuz you used to. get emails that Kate and I would.

>> How did someone even get your private. email? >> Not. pretty easy. Um, okay. 42 42 emails. >> Is it the same guy that me and Kate told. you about? >> No, I don't think so. >> It's a different person. different. person. So, four new messages today. Uh. >> four. >> Sunday. like it's it's. >> just just so just so Wait, is this like. an old man or something? >> I hope not. I don't think so. >> Well, just so yall know, when you spam. someone's email with love letters, they. don't like that. So, you shouldn't do.

that. That's. >> And no, I'm not flying to Michigan. >> See? Yeah, that's weird. Just so you. know, she doesn't like that. I know. you're watching this. Stop sending those. emails. You're weird. She doesn't like. you. She'll never like you. You're. weird. Gosh, KG. >> No, I'm serious. >> That was a bit harsh. So, uh. >> No, like it's just uncomfortable. Like, every time I get these emails, it's. >> Wait, why are why are we being nice to. somebody who is being insanely weird to. the 17-year-old? >> Well, it's like he's spamming me, and. it's like I'm obviously not going to. respond. >> He's being sweet. He's He's just, you. know, he has good intentions, but it's.

probably not the best way to get. paragraphs upon the room. She's 17. >> I got a question. She's a Oh, >> what? >> K's about to go off. You don't even know. who this person is. Okay. Well, you. don't know if he's 17. He's might. >> What's the longest love letter you've. got from Mav? >> From Maverick? >> Yes. >> Like a few sentences? Maybe like three. sentences. >> That counts as a letter. >> It was really like a note card for.

Valentine's Day. >> That's it. >> The only letter I've ever gotten from. >> Who do you think I am? You think you. think I sit down and like write the. Declaration of Independence for her? I. would, baby. I would, but I I just. haven't. I just haven't done that, you. know? Haven't got haven't had the time. >> You were gonna say something else. What. was it? >> The only letter that I've gotten from. Mad that is not like a card was whenever. I got mad. Remember this is like when we. first got married and there was laundry. >> You said this on the podcast. >> Yeah. And there was laundry and I just. got really upset about it and he wrote.

me a little card and it was like a happy. face and a mad face and he was like, "Mad Kinsey, happy Kinsey. life is. better when Kinsey's happy. Don't be mad. or something like that. AND I WAS LIKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> Instead of, you know, maybe helping out. with what's stressing her out. >> I didn't even apologize or something. I. don't even remember what I maybe I. wasn't in trouble. I don't know. But I. swear to be happy. [laughter]. >> Um, I have the poop virus. >> No, you didn't. >> I swear. >> they say it's going through Dallas. >> No, no. I I promise you. >> I'm not kidding.

>> I have the poop virus. >> No. >> I I I promise you. Like I get home like. right now. I'm fighting the urge to go. poop right now. Oh, >> wait. That's a thing. It's a thing going. around right now. It's bad. >> And you don't have it, Cash. You're just. >> I'VE HAD IT MY WHOLE LIFE. NO, NO, NO. It It just got here. >> What? I mean, you might not be able to. tell if you have it if you've had it. your whole life, [laughter] but. >> No, I do. I poop every day around. >> No, but like with the poo virus, IT'S. WATER THAT COMES OUT. >> STOP IT. HARVARD JUST LOVES SAYING that.

type of stuff on the. >> It's not It's not like It's not gross. It's not gross cuz it's water. But um I. drink water, 10 minutes LATER IT COMES. OUT. >> NO, STOP IT. I don't want to hear that. >> Wait, do you remember the Do you. remember? >> Remember one time you wrote me. something? >> I promise I can I I can text Blake and. tell you. >> Do you remember when you wrote me. something? >> Blake, what is Blake watching? >> Blake looking at your toilet. >> Blake knows cuz he's with me all the. time. And. >> I'm not asking Blake. No one's asking. Blake anything about that. >> Okay, fine. Okay. What will make y'all. believe me? We don't want to. You're.

missing the whole point [laughter] here. >> No, I'm trying to see like what would. make. >> No, >> I want y'all to believe me. >> Kate's asking a question now. >> Yes. >> What were you going to say? >> Oh, I was asking, do you remember that. one letter you wrote me, Cash? >> Me? >> Yeah. >> Which one? >> Well, you wrote me one time. You wrote. me It was It was It was a really nice. attempt. He wrote me a letter and he. said, "Since I know you like reading. books, I decided to write you one." And. then [laughter] book and then he. proceeds to write. >> a book. This did not happen.

>> He wrote like a like half a page and. then he finished it off with my hands. getting really tired now so I'll just. draw you a picture. And then he drew me. a picture. >> A picture book, >> but I can't tell you. I can't tell you WHAT THE PICTURE WAS. >> OH, I REMEMBER THE PICTURE. IT'S BAD. PICTURE. [laughter]. >> Oh my gosh. We don't want to hear about. that. Can't put the picture. It's not. what you It's not what you think, but it. was not a good picture. Harbor, has any. guys wrote you a letter? >> Yeah. Hey, Blake, what virus do I have. right now?

>> You have the pooping virus. [laughter]. >> I told you, Blake. I'm telling you, they. don't believe me. Every single time I. get home, I run upstairs because I freak. out and I Yeah. Right. >> Yeah. It's just a mess in the bathroom. every time. >> E. [laughter] Okay. Are you almost back? Because I'm scared you've crashed my. car. >> Um, sister, I haven't crashed your car, sister. I'm right here by the Bies. >> I'm not James Charles. All right. Bye. >> All right. We're taking Harper's. microphone away from her now. >> Okay. So, wait. What was the question?

Oh, has any guys wrote me letters? Yes. >> What? What? What? What letters say? >> Can I read it out? >> Sure. Don't say their name. >> No, I won't read it. I won't like What. if they see this? That's a. >> Yeah, don't read it. Don't read it. >> Oh, no. No, it's fine. >> Yeah, maybe don't read it. >> Oh, no. I don't care. He doesn't care. >> Okay, read it. Yeah, let's read it. >> Okay. Uh, >> would you care if if I read your. letters? Do not if you. >> every boy should know if you are about. to write a girl a letter. Remember. >> she might show her podcast the letter.

>> Well my podcast but she will show every. friend she has. >> All her friends are going to know what. was put in that. >> I WATCHED A GIRL I WATCHED A GIRL GET A. LETTER from the dude and she literally. took a picture and put it on Instagram. I was like this is so sweet. I mean I. was like. >> why? Okay. I don't know why. And writing. a letter as a dude to a girl is the most. embarrassing thing ever. No, it's not. >> No, it's embarrassing. Like kind of. simple. You cannot like I when I was. riding you one of. >> It's a bad thing to do. >> No, it's weird. Like I guarantee this. If Matt's writing a letter and I walk. by, he's hiding it. He's going to go.

>> and I'm going be like, what are you. doing? He's like, I was. >> It's like showing you have feelings and. as a dude, you're just not. >> He's literally just going to be like, I. was just. >> That's such a bad thing to teach. >> holding this pencil. And it did happen. to me cuz I was writing you a letter and. Matt walked by [laughter] and I did that. same thing. You walked in. I was like, >> and the thing is, >> you ever like fiddling with pencils. here? You want to take this? >> Sure. Yeah. Okay. Ready? >> Who is it? >> Hello. Hello.

Goodbye. [laughter]. >> We tried. >> Okay. Ready? Yeah. >> So, this is from two years ago, and I'm. not going to say the name, but y'all. might know who it is. Um, okay. >> And this is the perfect I'm looking back. at this. I'm looking back at this and he. has like the perfect handwriting. >> Maybe we don't. >> It's in the middle. Like look, it's. messy but not that. >> Maybe we don't read this out loud. >> No, it's it's [laughter]. it's fine. Can I read it? >> Wait, Matt, you read it. You read it. That's who wrote this letter. Ain't.

nobody going to guess who wrote this. letter. >> Can I please read it out? >> Yeah, you can read out cuz ain't nobody. ever going to guess that. >> Wait, can I read it? Can I read it? Please let me read it out. Please don't. read it. Don't read it. No, no, no. Wrong. Actually, actually, actually, actually, I should buy my You don't read. that letter. >> Read it. >> No. It's so sweet. Okay. Okay. Ready? No. No. Yeah. Ready? NO. NO. NO. NO. WHY? >> BECAUSE YOU really. >> It was 2 years ago. It's fine. >> Yeah. It's water under the bridge. Read. the letter. >> Cash. It's cash. >> Yeah. >> I don't. >> Well, I No, I'm not going to say it. >> I don't care who it is. Read the letter.

>> Read the letter. >> No. >> To Harper. >> Oh, this poor kid. >> No. Don't do this. >> Nobody knows WHO IT IS. >> NO ONE KNOWS. YOU KNOW WHO IT IS. BENNY. I HAVE TO SEE THIS PERSON. >> WAS I dating Benny 2 years ago? No. Who. knows? >> Harper, thank [laughter] you. Thank you. for being a special person in my life. I. can't wait to see what the future holds. I love hanging out with you and getting. to spend time with you. By the way, we. hung out like twice like before this. letter. >> This is so mean. >> No, it's so sweet.

>> That's a lie. But continue. >> It shows what how much he cares about. me. >> Uh, I love hanging out with you and. getting to spend time with you. You. brighten my day, Harper. You mean a lot. to me. You're very pretty and sweet, Harper. I love your smile and how. perfect you are, Harper. I love how you. can be yourself no matter what. >> Can't say it with this. >> I love I love how you can be yourself no. matter what, Harper. Thank you for. always being there for me, Harper. [laughter]. He says Harper a lot. I appreciate you. >> He wants to make sure that you know who. he's talking to. [laughter]. >> A. >> I appreciate you and everything you do.

for me. And then. >> Harper. [laughter]. >> And then that's it. >> Every sentence started with I and ended. with Harper. I love you, Harper. I love. everything you do, Harper. I appreciate. you, Harper. [laughter] Man, you know. what, though? >> That's very. >> I kind of like that kid. >> Wait, I have a good idea. >> What was that face? >> I have a good idea. >> What was. >> He's done some question. Yeah, but isn't. he good now? >> Oh, uh, yeah, sure. >> I have a question. >> He's fine, >> guys. Kate has a question. Yeah, but we.

were talking about. >> It's literally No, it's literally the. best idea ever. Do you guys remember. when Harper was gone and we wrote her. letter? >> Arbert, >> do you guys remember that? Oh, yeah. We. should do that. But write love letters. to each other. >> No. To each other. >> Read them on the podcast. >> All right. Dibs on uh I'll write mine to. um uh Noah. [laughter]. >> Okay. So, uh that was. >> Is that how it works? Do we all just. call dibs on who? >> Sure. Yeah. Let's write a love letter to. who? We need to draw names. >> I call D on K or Kenzie. >> No, we're not. We're not doing this. >> Let's draw names.

>> I'm not writing cash love letters. >> So, like Okay, we'll do it next. We'll. do it on the next podcast shoot. Why do. girls like just being glazed in a. letter? >> That's the best thing. You would like. it, too. >> But no, he a person now. He's better. But. >> I feel like like he genuinely cares. about destroying the case. >> Like even as a friend, but I'm just. saying like genuinely. >> Wait, do you'all want this? >> Seems like. >> No, cuz I like it better cuz there's a. circle. Uh yeah. Yeah, he's a good. person. >> Oh, speaking of embarrassing things like. love letters, I have something. Are you. sure you want to show that? Yes. No,

because that other thumbnail and title. could be pretty good, too. What? Holy. crap. >> The we saw Leah wanton, whatever the. girl's name was. >> Ashtino. >> Ashino. >> Who the heck is Asho? Leah. >> I don't know. I forgot the person. >> I think it's thumbnail worthy. >> Thumbnail worthy. >> Met Leo wantton. >> Ashtino. >> Ashino. >> I truly think Ash thumbnail. I. >> We don't even know who that is. >> Then show this cuz this will definitely. make the thumbnail. >> But this also feels evil. Yeah, it's so. fun. Harper, you might not want to be in.

the room for this. Harper wanted to. expose someone, so I'm exposing her. >> The fact that you exposed this love. letter, you do kind of deserve this. >> I don't know what's about to happen. You. definitely know what it is. >> Can you put her on the TV? I promise. you. >> Can you cast to the TV? >> No, I'll just show it here. No. If you. could cast to the TV, it'd be huge. >> No. No. The only people that know what. I'm about to show is me and M. All. right, y'all ready? >> Wait, she's freaking out right now. >> We're going to expose Harper. >> Is it a live video? >> It's a video. >> Is it when she was from she was little? >> Uh, littleer. All right. Did you ask?

>> Here we go. Something. >> I I I We found this. >> Wait. Screencast it. >> I'm scared. >> I acquired this video through my. resources. >> My mom. >> Put it on the TV. >> If it's for my mom, then there's going. to be some issues at home. >> No, it is not. I got this to a friend of. a friend, to a family member of yours. Of a friend. Through a friend. All. right, here we go. >> Was it Blake? >> Did you see it? >> No. I'm scared. Put it on the TV. I want to see it. >> I feel bad. This feels mean. This feels.

mean. >> Harper, I'm against this. Don't show up. >> Hold on. Is that me? Whoa. Anybody. seeing this? I look good. Okay. >> Hello. This is Jordan. Good evening, Jordan. This is your principal. >> Principal Murphy. What an honor to hear. from you at 8:00 p.m. on a school night. >> Yes. Sorry. >> No, no, no, no, no. Bother at all. You. should see my face right now. I'm. smiling from ear to ear. >> Can I speak to a parent or guardian?

>> Can you speak to an impair or guardian. or. >> Oh my gosh. Sorry. >> Wait, wait. >> That was a joke. Um, >> I'm going to be quiet. Uh, phone call. >> I still act like that. I. >> just one second. Jordan pip the cherry. [laughter]. Sorry, she just said one second. Principal Murphy, what an honor to hear. from you. >> after 8:00 p.m. >> She's impersonating her mom.

>> I'm calling to have an important. conversation about Jordan. >> Well, whatever my little darling teacup. would do, it's not her fault is my. fault. So, no need for that bit. attention. No need to expel my little. teacup Jordan. There's no need for any. discipline. I will ground her for life. [snorts]. >> No, PLEASE. NO. NO. [laughter]. PLEASE.

>> WAIT, what is that? >> Jokes on you. I'm not embarrassed. Little. >> Wait, you don't know what that is? >> I mean, it's a self tape. >> It's a self tape. >> But was that for like your movie or. something? >> That was cute. >> No, that was for uh another audition. You kind of killed it. >> I clearly didn't make the audition. >> Yes, you [laughter] didn't kill it. >> But uh No. Yeah, I I I used to be in. acting and I still am into acting, but. >> No, I just thought of it cuz uh there's. a trend on TikTok. Everybody's showing. their self tapes. >> Self tapes. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, I was like, I bet Harper has. some self tapes. >> Oh my gosh. >> Wait, can I see your self tape for your. movie? >> We have some more self tapes. Would you.

like us to show them? >> And jokes on you, I don't think you can. memorize a single thing. Memorize this. I went to the park and I hung out with. my friends and I got blue slurpies. >> I went to the park and I hung out with. my friends and I got blue slurpees. >> I went to the trash can and I went to. play soccer and then I went to hang out. with Maverick and then I went to go on a. camera. >> Memorize this. I went to the park and I. hung out with my friends and I got blue. slurpies. >> I went to the park. I went to my. friends. Wait, what the heck? Say it. again. >> You didn't say memorize the second. thing. >> Idiot. [laughter]. >> What? >> What's happening? >> You're ugly.

>> That's a valid response. >> What? >> Or just you just like attacked her and. pulled up an old self tape. >> That's not attacking. >> That is a That is you said it wasn't. embarrassing. >> Well, it wasn't embarrassing, but it did. feel mean. >> What? when I was just showing a sweet. love letter that one of my exes wrote or. that my only ex wrote me. >> But y'all all said that's embarrassing. to show off the love letter. >> It's embarrassing all around. >> There's a lot of embarrassing going. around. >> Yeah, that's what we get for being a. podcast. >> I've never done a self tape, but I. really want to. I want to do a self tape. for a survivor.

>> Oh my gosh. >> You know what's crazy? I think I've done. a self tape. >> Really? >> Somewhere there's a self tape I did when. we were at the apartment. Me and you. just moved to Dallas. >> I did a self tape. Do you remember? >> I feel like maybe. >> were you auditioning for you? One of. y'all helped ME WITH IT. >> OH, KATE HAS A SELF TAPE. >> OH, YEAH. I do have one. >> Pull it up. >> I don't think I have it. >> For what? What are y'all doing self. tapes for? >> There was a. >> We get casted for big movies all the. time. People always asking, "Hey, can. you do a self tape for to be the next. Superman?" Hey, can you can you do Can.

you just send us We're casting for the. biggest movie. >> You're on your health grind and it's. making me jealous. >> A health grind? >> Yeah. You're so healthy. Nothing like. that. >> We've always been pretty healthy, but. like you're on your health grind with. Pilates. Like she's like making an. effort to actually do something and I've. never done that in my life. >> Never put effort in. >> Not really. >> Oh no. That was a crazy mistype. >> A really bad mis. [laughter]. >> So. >> I just mistyped a word and it was really. bad.

>> Yeah. I want to do a self tape for. Survivor cuz I really want to go on. there and win the million dollars. >> Yeah. >> Uh theoretically. >> Do you think I should audition for. Survivor? >> No. you would probably crack from the. the food and the actually the bugs. You. definitely would not like the bugs. >> Theoretically, if you did go on Survivor. and you won the million dollars, you. wouldn't actually win the million. dollars because taxes. And so, theoretically, it would be like 600,000. And then once you buy whatever you want. to buy with it, >> then you got none left. >> Yeah. >> It's all gone. >> So, there's it's not really like.

>> much money. >> I mean, $600,000 is a lot of money, don't get me wrong. >> Some guy said that on there. It was some. football play or baseball player and he. was like I mean 600,000's a lot or a. million's a lot but he was like after. taxes you get 600k so it's like and. [laughter] yeah he got flamed on the. show. >> Oh no. >> Yeah. You're kind of going to get flamed. for that. >> Especially if everybody's working their. butts off. >> and everyone else is like this will. change my life. And he was like it's a. nice bonus I guess. >> Can you hand me my water bottle? >> Yeah. Here you go.

>> Thank you. >> Yeah. I think I could do Survivor. >> I don't think so. Who do you guys think. would win on Survivor out of all us. five? Seriously, last time we played. Survivor, I was the loser. I was the. biggest loser. >> I'm getting voted off. >> I seriously think me and you would. probably be in the end. >> I would like to think that. I think. Kate's getting voted off and she's. refusing to leave. >> We should make it take off for OUR. >> SHE'S LIKE, I'M NOT MOVING. NO, this is. bull. I'm not moving. >> Why would I get voted off? >> I don't know. I just think when your. time came, I think you would refuse to. leave the set. I refuse to leave. I.

don't think it's an option. >> I'm not leaving. Sorry. Wait. Uh, did. you see our new account was going. famous? >> Yeah, I know. Me and Harper are kind of. popular. You know what's crazy? That. episode hasn't even released yet. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Wait till it's out. >> What are y'all going to do with the. account? >> I don't know. I told I told Harper we. should do something big on it, but we. don't know what to do. >> Maybe. >> Any ideas, anyone? >> Oh, I got I got an idea. If we hit a. million followers in 3 weeks, you shave. your head. >> Bald. >> No. I shave your look at you with that. >> I I said we should do if we hit like x.

amount of followers in x amount of time. Uh, I'll let Harper give me a tattoo. Oh. Oh, wait. No, I think shaving your. head cuz shaving your head grows back. and I really want to see him bald. Why. do you you like don't want a tattoo? But. you do like. >> Well, but a tattoo would just be funny. >> Like if you're going to get a tattoo, just full send me get the tattoos you. want. But stop getting stupid stuff. >> Wait, but you know what would be. embarrassing? If we didn't hit a million. followers, >> right? No, I think we will. If we say. I'll let you get whatever tattoo you. want on me. >> We're at like 30,000. >> Huh? >> Are you guys at like 70,000 or 30,000?

We've only posted one video, but we're. at 30,000. >> Why can't I gain followers that fast? >> You probably could. >> You could. >> Well, I posted and it flopped. Anyways, >> the profile picture is the craziest. thing. Cash just. >> made that. I know. That's crazy. >> The other craziest thing is he's wearing. the exact same shirt he wore in that. video. So, >> Oh, I am cuz he doesn't change clothes. and he doesn't wash his clothes. >> Yes, I do. Actually, I don't. You watch. >> Did you say to make a mixture of the two. of you? >> Yeah. At first, it made like a baby. It. wasn't very good. So, then it made that. This is a.

>> You have like a crazy picture. >> Yeah. So, what should we do? Tattoo? >> No. >> I think we should tattoo. >> I think we should do something crazier. like. >> crazier. Wait, can we wax your whole. body? But shaving my head isn't that. crazy cuz it grows back. I know that. >> a tattoo is like more like going. completely bald. Like no hair left. Like. waxing your head after you buzz it. >> I think we wax your whole body, >> including your head. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> What? I'm not waxing my head. [laughter]. >> Dude, that would have hurt. Do you think. Pape would let us wax his head?

>> No. That sounds. >> Should we just ask? >> Yeah, but he'll let it grow out. >> Tell the audience. Say we see what the. best comment is. Like, >> yeah. Guys, comment down below what we. should do on that account. >> And what the most like comment is you. might not do it. It may not happen. >> This video doesn't go out for another. week. So, it's like we need to figure. this out now and get the ball rolling is. what my mom says. [laughter]. >> She said that. >> Yes. >> Not about your account. I'm just going. to [laughter]. >> general. It was for Brat TV. >> I figured that was the only thing you.

ever. >> I can find it. >> Let me see it. >> He really wants to find this. >> No, you don't want to see it. >> All right, we're going to end the. episode with Mav self tape. >> Enjoy the self tape, guys. >> Bye. >> I unfortunately could not find the video. of the self tape. So, here's a video I. took of Cash the other day jumping. around the yard like a ballerina. >> Oh, wait. Can you do something better? >> Are you serious? do something better. >> Is that That's good.