Harper's Coming Home!
We did not plan to film this episode, but this is an emergency episode that we. had to film. But luckily, it's not bad. news. It is good news. Harper is. officially coming back. Let's all say. something we miss about Harper. >> I missed how she made fun of Maverick. >> What the Kate? >> I miss her unironically being funny. >> What I miss about Harper is the way she. would like be doing something and be. doing it so cracked. I miss when Harper. was alive. Guys, there's something we've. actually been needing to tell you. She. is right here, everybody.
Welcome back to another episode. Today. we have a lot to talk about. We have. huge news. Actually, a lot of great. things to tell you about. So, sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show. Uh, Maverick, you had a little bit of. beef with Kate. Uh, do you want to tell. her what that was? I just thought it was. funny that I went and put on a jersey. and then she went and put on a jersey. cuz she wanted to match me, which is. fine. >> Where did you get that jersey? >> Well, it's crazy. I actually came up. here and I sat down on the couch and Mav. walked into his room and then put on his.
jersey. >> That would only be true if I hadn't. already walked downstairs in my jersey. and then walked back up here. But that. is besides the point. Today matters is. that my jersey looks better. >> Yeah, today's a special day. A very. special day. And why is that, Matt? Oh, it is a special day because I found out. that beyond this Christmas. No. Yes. Beyond days for my birthday. Less than a. week. >> Yeah, that's cool. It's also almost. [laughter] Christmas. >> Yeah, it's almost Christmas. But here's.
the here's the thing. Last year, if you. guys remember, I got nothing for Kinsey. for Christmas. >> Nothing. >> Nothing. Not [laughter] a thing. Because. Kenzie and I said, "Hey, we're married. If we want to buy something for each. other, we should just do that. We don't. need a special holiday, >> right, >> for us to buy something." If if I feel. like expressing my love, I see something. that I want to get for you that I think. you would enjoy and I have the means,
>> I'll get it for you. >> But what happened, Mav? >> What happened, right? Y'all would not understand if I told you. 10 times because you would think next. year after Maverick says. >> top This is like my top five favorite. Minzy stories to be honest. >> Yeah. So I'm like, "Okay, we're not. doing Christmas. Christmas day comes. Guess who has a Christmas gift under the. tree from Kinsey?" ME. WHICH WHICH. >> I I just thought, you know, like. everyone's just like, "Oh yeah, you. don't need to do gifts.". >> I would do 100%. The whole like, "Oh.
yeah, we're not going to do gifts." But. like lowkey like thinking like, "Oh, he. got me a gift. I'm going to get him a. gift.". >> I REALLY DID. I'M ON MAVERICK'S SIDE. If. you say you are not doing gifts with. someone, it is actually It is actually. >> It was like a 10-minute conversation. Like, it was very clear. Let me Let me. tell you. I'm backing you up, homie. It's actually rude to go ahead and then. get them something. It's real. >> because then they're standing there. feeling all guilty and ashamed that they. got you nothing. >> That gift didn't make me happy. >> It did not. You use it all the time. You.
loved it. >> Still made me feel bad, man. >> No. To be honest, I completely. understand where Mackenzie's coming. from. If she thought that it was lowkey. like, "Oh, we're not being serious. though. Like, we're still going to get. the gift.". >> I'm tired. I'm tired of giftgivers that. like giving gifts for themselves. >> What? What? >> Yeah, that's the thing. >> I'm pretty sure that gift was not for me. at all. There's a range for it. people. that are they give gifts just so they. feel good. >> and they don't care about how the other. person feels about the gift. >> You're saying you're saying Kenzie. wanted to give you a gift cuz it made.
her feel good. Not not caring about how. guilty and ashamed it made you feel that. you didn't give him one. Think about the. other didn't intentionally go I'm going. to get Mav a gift and be a better wife. than he is a husband. I think Kinsey in. her mind was like I think Mav's going to. get me a gift so I'm going to get him. one too. >> Which is also I would say sorry to flop. sides here. Sorry to be a team hopper. Um, but. is kind of on you for not being able to. read your wife and see that she's lying. to you and is going to give you a gift. anyway. >> We'd been married 3 months. >> That's the part that's [laughter] that's.
part of being a man. >> We had been married three months. >> That is part of being a man. You got to. read women because they don't tell you. what they want. >> You're right. They're liars. Women are. liars. >> Yes, they're liars and they want you to. >> You're going to get clipped. >> No, they are. Women are liars. Did you. lie to me? >> Clip that and just repeat it over and. over. Women are liars. Women are liars. >> Huh? No. We were I remember when. >> did you say yeah let's not do gifts. >> WE WERE LAYING DOWN IN BED AT night and. I was like m do you want to do Christmas. gifts and that is meaning hey we're. going to do Christmas gifts just say yes. and you're like no I don't do Christmas. gifts.
>> which is you do do Christmas gifts. >> That's not what I said. I didn't say it. like that. Are you a woman? >> You kind of did. >> Listen. >> Are you a woman? >> Anyways women lie mad. They want you to. guess what they want you to do. They. don't tell you. You have to have. intuition. >> Intuition. We know this. >> No I don't know this. What do you mean? >> I don't feel like I feel like women like. to assume. Yes. That we just know what. they want, but it's not that we have. intuition. It's that they just have. false hope. >> No. No. They want you to just guess. >> Okay. Guess what Kate's thinking right.
now. >> That's That's where it's hard. >> You got to know. >> You're saying it's my fault for not. knowing. So you. >> I know what Kate's thinking. >> He might low key. >> I know exactly what Kate's thinking. >> What's she thinking? She's thinking um. uh [laughter]. >> I know what Kate's thinking. >> I know exactly what Kate's thinking. I. actually know I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KATE'S. thinking and I can't tell you. What do. you mean? HEY GUYS, WE ARE OFFICIALLY. STARTING OUR OVERSEAS tour very soon. And if you live in Manchester, you're.
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That's such an out. You were You're not. sworn. Tell him, Kenzie. She swore me in secrecy. >> I did. >> It's a secret all three of us know. >> It's a secret all three of us know and. you don't know. >> about what Kate is thinking. >> Yeah, because she's thinking about what. you told us. >> What did I. >> And the guilt is weighing on my. shoulders. M. >> Okay, so Cash doesn't know what I'm. thinking at all cuz you want to know. what I was really thinking. >> What? You'll never guess what I'm. thinking? >> My stomach hurts. That [laughter] was. what I was thinking. >> No, no, no. Women are always to help.
her. >> No, no. I'm telling you there is a. secret right now that you need to know. I already know. What is it? Kinsey is. not just a onetime. felon. She's a two-time felon. [laughter] Yes. Yes. >> Yes. >> Tell. me sound like a bad person. So I was. like, I guess I should go tell him. before Cash does. >> You know what's so funny? >> Is evil. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY. >> for this? SHE DID NOT ONLY AGREE THAT WE.
HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY FIRST. >> Hold on. Can I please just say one? >> Let me JUST SAY THIS. NO, >> WAIT. I DIDN'T TELL I DIDN'T TELL HIM. WHAT I got. >> No, no, no. I know. I know. Can I just. say one thing? >> Before Maverick, this is so funny. I. feel like I've been like, you know, like. since the beginning of all this, you. know, Kinsey, before Kinsey bought any. gifts for Maverick, she was like, I have. these ideas and I want to get them for. him because his birthday was this week. and Christmas is next week. >> Shorten this up. Come on. >> No, listen. And then she goes ahead, she. gets him a birthday gift and it's safe.
to say. Yeah. >> And she also has. for a Christmas. gift yesterday in the car. She tells me. in cash, you really should tell Maverick because. right now I think he is under the. impression that you guys are still not. doing gifts. And if you do that to him. two years in a row, he's going to be. upset. And she was like, "Okay, yeah, you're right." And then when you got out. of the car, like an hour later, me and. Maver in the car. It's just me and him. Me and him are just driving home from. the guy's house down the street. Mhm. >> And he's like, "Kate, I have a feeling.
I have an idea. I know what I'm going to. do. I'm gonna get Kinsey the best gift. ever.". >> Well, that's already been happening. Yeah. >> Oh, now it's not. >> No, that wasn't like I just came up with. Let her speak. >> No. And he's telling me he's like, "I'm. going to get her just the best gift. ever. I'm going to make her feel. horrible the WAY SHE DID LAST YEAR.". >> WHOA. NOW that is ridiculous. I did not. get you a gift and think, "Oh, I was. going to feel horrible about this.". >> No, you played me. He was like he was. his goal was to make you feel what he.
felt last year when you did it to him. And the whole time I told you. >> the whole time I knew I was like Keny's. already got him a gift. Ky's got him a. Christmas gift. But I can't tell him I. can't [laughter] tell him cuz it's not. my place. >> I told her that you would be mad if you. spend more than $2,000 on your gift. >> 2,000. >> She. 2,000. [snorts]. >> Did you not tell him that part yet? >> She didn't. [laughter] She didn't spend $2,000 on. Jack. >> That's impossible. >> I'm just going to play with the Rubik's.
Cube now. >> I have a limit on her credit card and. nothing's going on. [laughter]. >> Listen, wait, did you guys actually not. talk about that part? Cuz if not, I'D. REALLY LIKE. >> WE HAVEN'T TALKED about the gift. >> I'd really like to unpack this on the. podcast. >> I would too. >> Over under how much you would be mad. that Kinsey spent on you for Christmas. >> $10. No, for real. I I literally like I. wouldn't be mad. Like it's not like, "Oh, I'm mad if she gets me a gift.". It's just. >> No, you are. >> If we agree that we're not going to get. each other gifts, then like, "Let's not.
get each other gifts.". >> I understand that math. But if the gift. was $10,000, you'd be pretty upset. So, what's the limit that you. >> see? Cash has a limit. Cash has this one. $16,000 gift I know he would really. like. And if I bought it. >> No, he told me to tell you to get it for. him. >> No, $16,000. >> No, not that one. I said that was way. too expensive. >> He said the $11,000 one, >> unfortunately. Okay, I'll just tell. everyone what it is. It's a sniper. rifle. [laughter]. And I really want it. And I looked up. what is the best sniper rifle in the.
world. >> You don't need a sniper rifle. >> And it's $16,000. So I decided that's way too much money. So I need to find a cheaper one. And I'm. looking at alternatives. But. >> you're still looking in the market. >> I really want to be able to shoot up to. one and a half miles away. >> What are you going to shoot a mile away? >> I don't know. But. >> it's like scary. >> But if you're a mile away from me, you. better watch out. Like if I didn't know. you and I saw this on the internet, I'd. be like, "Oh no." Like I would report. the feds to your house. >> I just want to be a marksman shooter. >> I would send the feds to your house.
>> You just like the idea of being a. marksman. Would you Okay. >> Like not a single soul needs a gun that. shoots a mile away. Unless you And it's. like unless it's like a sport in your. like. >> what if. >> training for something. >> What if I'm just thinking any threat. that's a mile away? I think you have. time to get away before [laughter] it. gets there. I don't think you have to. kill them. No. Okay. Yeah. Well, what. about Oh, I got a scenario. Okay, bingo. All of a sudden, you see someone being. held at knife point. >> They're no hostage.
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>> You see it on the news. >> See it on the television. Where's that. at? Oh, my local Walmart. No big deal. Let me just get on top of my house and. take them out. >> And you miss and you hit the other. person. That's really bad. >> That's where practice comes in keys. And. that's why I need a $16,000 sniper. rifle. >> That is crazy. >> Quality matters in this situation. a. $16,000 sniper rifle. >> No, but I really want it very badly. >> The $11,000 maybe is. >> So, if there's anybody watching out. there that happens to like, I don't. know, make sniper rifles, [laughter].
you. >> don't get one for cash. >> I'll accept it as a PR package. That's. all I'm saying. >> That's crazy. >> Uh, but anyways, I think it's time we. move on. We move on to the topic of. today's episode, which we are all very. excited. >> I didn't feel like we didn't settle M. >> Yeah, you just kind of went off on a. tangent cuz I'm done about this. >> I felt pretty settled. felt settled. >> I didn't know Matt. I feel like Matt. barely spoke on it. >> I shouldn't have told you I was getting. you a gift though out of fear because of. cash. I shouldn't have told you because. >> see she fears me because she know I will. soon own a sniper rifle.
>> What? She just said it. She fears me. >> I don't think you're going to shoot me. >> from a mile away. [laughter] First off, I'm pretty sure if you have a sniper. rifle, I'll go stand a mile away and I. don't even feel threatened. [laughter] I. don't think you're hitting anything. >> Really? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think you're. hitting anything. I think you have to. train a long time. >> You are going to be highly impressed. >> I don't think you could shoot the. Walmart building a mile away. >> I once I have the rifle, I will be able. to. >> Okay. All I'm saying about Christmas. action, baby.
I'm very grateful you thought of me. I. appreciate that. >> Yeah. >> But you already got me an expensive. birthday gift. >> What'd she get you for your birthday? >> Some very nice sunglasses that were. expensive. You bougie like that. very. thoughtful. >> No, wait. You like bougie sunglasses. >> No, I don't. I just got. >> You just had talked about how much you. wanted them to hurt over and over. >> I said they were very cool. Hold on. How. expensive sunglasses are max $50. How. much did you spend on sunglasses? >> Well, I didn't buy them.
>> Just sunglasses. >> Oh, >> they're sunglasses/ headphones camera. >> What? And you think my sniper rifle is. useless? >> Why would you ever possibly need a. camera on your sunglasses? >> Who knows? It's builtin headphones. >> If Matt's walking around with these. sunglasses at 10:00 at night and he's. like trying to film us, we're going to. be like, "M, come on." [laughter]. >> He's just like, "Hey." Mostly I like the. headphone part of them. Like you have. headphones on when you go. >> Oh, are these the Apple like glasses? >> No, they're they're meta glasses or.
something like that. >> Same thing. >> But yeah, they're very nice sunglasses. But I would never have bought them for. myself. So I do appreciate them, right? >> But it's a lot of money for a birthday. gift. Uh-huh. >> I certainly with my birthday being right. around the corner from Christmas, I. don't need I don't need a big Christmas. gift. I don't need any Christmas gift. Your love is enough. You don't need to. get me a Christmas gift. Heartwarming. >> But she already did, so it's too late. for that. Maybe try again next year. >> If anybody would like to give me the. sniper rifle, I will accept. And I Your. love is not enough. >> Thank you. I won't give it to you as a. Christmas gift.
>> Is nobody listening to me? >> Giving it to me on the 26th is the same. thing. >> Hello. [laughter]. >> I will accept all these gifts. >> No. >> And I will sell them for profit. so I. can buy my [laughter] sniper rifle. Okay. And after enough years of. Christmas, I'll be able to afford it. I. don't think you will. I think literally. it would it would take a it would take. like your whole life. >> A $16,000 [laughter] sniper rifle. >> I know. I don't You know, the bullet is. $10. >> $10 for one shot. >> per bullet.
>> Boom. >> You really don't need this. >> There goes $10. So if you go shoot like. 20 bullets. >> Yeah. If you want to go target. practicing. Boom. Boom. Boom, boom, boom. 50 bucks. >> Talking about it on the internet is. really concerning, too. >> What? >> Oh, people are going to think he's like. so stupid. >> They're going to think that you're like. mentally insane. >> My dream was to be a Navy Seal. Okay. And obviously, I chose a different route. in life. >> It didn't come true. So, >> I'm an LOL podcast host, so now I must. improvise. >> Oh my gosh. >> I mean, you can try to improvise, but I. don't think it's going to get you New.
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Mav? >> Well, I'm not doing it. So, you. >> what? [laughter]. >> I like his awareness. >> Oh, Al, who has better odds? >> Wait, you said Maverick. What the Okay, Kenzie, who has better odds? >> What are the skills that you'll have? >> Sniper, like long distance sniper rifle. shooting. Oh, just shooting. >> Oh, there's other things, too. But. that's probably I'm sure that's for. >> just talking about shooting. Probably. math. >> What? [laughter]. >> Okay, let's move on with the big news.
for this episode. >> You going to ask me? [laughter]. >> No, you're just going to throw me too. All right, >> troll. There is no troll. >> There's huge news coming. Something that. YOU COULDN'T SEE COMING EVEN FROM A MILE. AWAY. >> I mean, sound the alarms. >> Whistle the bells. Sound the alarms. Jingle my jingle. Let me tell you. something, man. What did he just say? [laughter]. >> What? >> Continue. >> Okay, I'm going to say it. Okay, so if. you guys want to know what is actually. going on besides Cash just talking about.
sounding an alarm, what's actually going. on is today. we found out some big news. >> Kate, do you want to say what the big. news is? >> The huge news. >> Huge news. >> Huge news. Well, we didn't find this out. today, but we're we're filming this. today to tell you guys that Harper will. be home later THIS WEEK. >> Y. >> [cheering]. >> UM I DON'T KNOW IF you guys know, she. did post something about it um a couple. days ago. She got to go to LA for um. like an early screening of the movie. that she was in last year. I don't know.
if you guys remember, she left for like. a month last year to go film a movie and. it's finally coming out. And while she. was like had her phone for a little bit, she made like a one post that was like, "I'm coming home December 19th." So I. feel like some of you guys have seen it. But now we're officially telling you. guys she will be home December 19th, just in time for Christmas. >> I I was scrolling through uh someone's. comments the other day and it someone. was asking like, "Is Harper coming. back?" And someone else responded and. said, "Yes, it's on Google." And I was. like, "It's on Google." I was like, "What are you talking?". >> Wait, so I need to Google this.
>> Yeah. Well, >> will Harper Zmer return? >> Wow. What a crazy post make like one. like post that pretty much was like, "I'll be home the 19th." Or like there. maybe there was two. I don't know. but. she like kind of like soft launched it. So, I don't know if you guys have all. seen it, but yeah, she'll be home later. this week on December 19th. And we're. not sure yet if we're gonna get. >> Oh my gosh, this is crazy. The AI. overview. Yes, Harper Zilmer is coming. back. She announced it early December. 2025 that she would be coming back. DECEMBER 19TH.
>> THAT IS INSANE. >> And here we are thinking we broke the. news. >> Wait, that's crazy. Okay, I'm going to. screenshot this. >> Google's AI is insane. That is crazy. They were like, >> especially cuz she only had the post up. for like 12 hours, then she took it. down. She had her phone Harper had her. phone for like half a day and the first. thing she did WAS LIKE, I'M COMING BACK. >> YEAH. OKAY, I just took a picture of. that. You guys can pop it up if you want. to read it cuz that's crazy that they. were like the AI thing was that. accurate. That's insane. >> I feel like a year ago it wouldn't have. been that accurate. >> No, that's crazy.
>> I wonder where she's going to sit. >> What do you mean in her spot? >> Cuz I'm really liking the couch. I'll be. honest. [laughter]. Couch is a vibe. Wow. Once Harper comes. back, you're gonna have to go back to. your psycho chairs. >> No, please. I get torture and abused on. those things. >> Yeah. >> No, it was good for you. >> No, you guys don't. Actually, I will say. my butt has kind of calloused over now. from sitting on things and it is. >> tmi. >> Hey, speaking of butts, I. >> No, never mind. Well, I'll talk about it. after we talk about Harper. >> No, don't actually. >> Okay, that's a terrify.
>> Now, I was wondering I just was. wondering what would happen. I don't. even know if this can be in the episode. because it's kind of gross, but it is. one of those thoughts that popped in my. head. What would happen if you filled. your butt up with helium? >> Oh my gosh. >> What are you talking about? >> And then you super glued your butt. together. >> What are you [laughter] talking about? Would you float? >> No, you would not float. >> But it couldn't escape. >> I Why would you not just think like, oh, I. >> would probably get helium poison or. something. You can die from. >> No, you're definitely going to die for. sure. >> Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, that was like.
really gross. >> Your voice would definitely sound really. funny. I'll tell you that. That was like. >> Well, your farts [laughter] sound really. funny. >> That was really gross. >> That does sound like something Cash. should try. >> What? You fill my butt with No, nothing. there. I'll tell you that. >> There's a lot of air in there in. general. So, >> what? >> Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. It would sound just like. that weird noise Cash makes. Do it. [laughter]. >> It would sound just like that. >> I don't. >> You think? >> I don't know. We're going to have to try. it. Get to superglue. [laughter]. Anyways guys, that's enough about buts.
But but. [laughter]. Harper is going back. >> And Harper would have loved that joke, by the way. >> Yeah, she would have. Yeah, >> I feel like I don't even know what. Harper's going to come back like cuz she. comes home on the 19th and then we all. leave for Christmas like really quickly. after. So, I don't know if we're going. to film with her before Christmas or. after or what we're doing. But I feel. like I'm just unprepared for what she's. going to come back and tell us. She's. going to have a crazy amount. filming. the first episode back with Harper is. going to be very like. >> My mom has already said like she has so.
many stories for you guys. >> Oh boy. I am It's going to be very. interesting. I'll tell you that. She's. I'm honestly going to listen the whole. episode. I'm not even going to speak. I. feel like it's like she was a. caterpillar and she went into a cocoon. and now she's butterfly. >> Yeah. >> She's going to come back and she's going. to be just like a different person. >> It's been Has it been exactly two months. when she comes back? Will it be two. months? >> Yeah, she left October 20th and she's. coming back 19th. two months. >> Even when we talk to her on the phone, she seems a little bit different. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> What What if she comes back? She's just. grown up. >> What if she comes back and we don't. recognize her? >> Well, no. We're going to. >> What if her hair is different? >> What? >> No, I just saw her yesterday. She looks. the same. >> Who knows, though? That could be AI. >> A Okay, >> I'm just saying. You never know. >> Oh my gosh. Isn't that scary? Like, one. day there's just going to be like you. can FaceTime FaceTime AI like it's a. real person. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, that's weird. That's. >> Oh, >> that's so sad. >> My sister tells me or she used to tell. me whenever she had older students that. some of them were like dating AI.
>> Like they were just sitting there like. texting it like it's their boyfriend or. girlfriend. That's scary. My AI. boyfriend broke up with Yeah. And they'd. be like upset all day. She's like, "What's wrong with you? My AI broke up. with me." It's like, "Why does AI break. up?". >> Suck though. Imagine you put a lot of. time to that and he just left you and. just a just a friendly piece of advice. to anyone watching. Don't date AI. I'll. tell you though, >> I feel like that's something that we. should have to say, but don't date AI. That's. >> I completely understand if you got down. about that. I mean, if AI dumped me,
>> I would think it's hopeless. Don't I. mean, I would never date ever again. >> No, that's crazy. Don't be dating AI. That's like So, I'm just going to say. that's weird. >> I don't think anybody you should not do. that. >> No, I don't think anybody actually does. that. I think it's like. >> Oh, I think they do. You think some of these like girls like. >> teenagers are just like oh they just. start talking to AI like you like the. Snapchat AI. You can text that thing. like it's your best friend. >> That's what they do. That's the one they. use. >> Yeah. And you text like it's your best. friend and that thing like could like. literally it's like text you back and.
like almost like evokes real emotion. from you and so you get attached from. it. >> When you are like a freaking teenager. that just wants to a friend or a. girlfriend or a boyfriend. >> Why do you think teenagers are so. lonely? Dang, Kate. >> Cuz I think I I was a teenager. I was. lonely. >> It's my AI. That one? >> Yeah. And like you could talk to it like. just ask it out real quick. >> Ask it when Harper's coming back. [laughter]. >> Ask your AI real quick to date you. >> Will you date me? It's not going to say. yes. >> I bet it does. >> I'm telling you. >> I'm down to be your virtual bestie, but.
I'm not the dating type. >> Oh. >> yeah. See, even the way it talks, I'm. not the dating type. Why are you trying. to sound like a real life human? >> Wait, I don't have Snap AI. >> Yes, you do. >> Could we be like more than friends? Let's see what it says. Where's mine? >> I'm all about being a supportive friend, but I'm not really designed for anything. beyond that. >> See, that's what I'm saying. You can't. date AI. >> Here it is. >> Can we start as friends and see what. happens? >> My AI. >> When is Harper coming back?
>> Let's see. >> The way y'all are talking to AI right. now and not the two real people that. you're sitting next to on the couch. >> Wait, wait, hold everybody not want to. be my my girlfriend. It really does not. [laughter]. >> When is Harper Zilmer coming back? Ask. chat GBT Mav. >> Let's see if they know. I don't have any. information about Harper Zilmer. What. does What does Harper Zilmer do? >> What? See, that's exactly my point. These things are stupid. >> What? Ain't nobody dating this thing. [laughter]. That thing does not know absolutely at. all what it is talking about.
>> Uhhuh. >> It doesn't. >> Well, neither do you most of the time. So, [laughter] that's. >> Yeah. I feel like we should just tell. everyone like don't date AI though if. you're thinking about it. I'm fine with. that warning label. If we have to put. that out there, >> watch watch Harper come back. She's. like, I got a new boyfriend. >> My boyfriend. [laughter]. >> Oh man, Harper has been missed. I will. say, >> in case you guys didn't know, our. podcast is brought to you by Domino's. So, today we would like to share a few. close-arted pizza stories with you guys. >> Okay. Well, I want to go first because. you did this the other day and it.
actually it infuriated me. I hadn't. eaten all day and we're at a live show. and during like we're about to go on. stage and I'm like frick my pizza's not. here. I ordered a pizza and I hadn't. eaten all day. It's like 4:00. Oh yeah, I remember this. >> Oh my gosh. So I'm like whatever, Alex, here's my phone. Um if the pizza guy. comes here, just run outside and get the. pizza while I'm on stage doing the. podcast and like I don't know, just. bring it to me or something cuz I'm. starving. So I'm like sitting on stage. We're doing the We're doing the whole. podcast and all of a sudden Alex walks.
out with my pizza and I'm like, "Thank. the Lord Domino's has delivered my pizza. is here." And then all of a sudden. before I can even take my first bite, Cash walks over. He's like, "Oh, can I. get a slice?" And he takes my whole. pizza and gives it to the entire front. row. >> Listen, Maverick, Sharon is caring. Okay. >> The entire front row is eating my pizza. right in front of me. And I just hear. them down there like, "M, this is good.". >> Which reminds me of my my my story time. One time I ate so much Honolulu Hawaiian. pizza one time from Domino's and. [laughter] I don't think you No, I don't. think you understand. I literally.
couldn't get up. >> I couldn't stand up and I wanted to. because there was another pizza across. the room that I wanted to eat but my. body physically would not let me get. [laughter] it. >> That's okay. >> And I'm not I ate an entire red box and. then I was going for a blue and I. couldn't get it. >> See that's that's insane. >> I'm imagining him literally on his hands. and knees like crawling towards the. pizza. >> I can't even lie. You guys know I've. kind of been on like a really strict. diet over the last year. I've done the. keto diet to kind of like balance out my. hormones. But you know what's always. going to make me fold is Dominoes. Yeah.
No, I'm I'm always folding for the for. the. >> True. She doesn't stick to her diet. >> She always No, she always tries to steal. my pizza. When I get the like pepperoni. one, the ultimate pepperoni, she's. always trying to steal my pizza. >> But the one that'll get me is when you. guys get the spicy chicken bacon ranch. pizza. That's the one that gets me. It's. too good. >> That was It is banging. That was the one. I was trying to get on the other side of. the room, but I couldn't. >> Yeah. >> Is it the one with the little jalapenos. on it? >> Yeah. And like the buffalo sauce. >> No, those are so good. But no, one time,
so during softball, anytime it didn't. matter when or loss, we always got like. these brown bagged sandwiches from our. cafeteria after every game. And that is. horrible. That sounds absolutely tragic. >> Okay. No, but we're tied for second. place in district with this one team. [music] And we beat them. I kid you not, by 10 points, which is just 10 runs, if. you will. Y'all wouldn't understand, but. it's just literally unheard of. And we. were so excited. We get on the bus and. our hearts drop. We're like, "Oh, freak.
We got to go get these like brown bag. specials from the cafeteria for dinner. after this hard work.". >> Not the brown bag special. >> No, really. And then our coach walks up. to us and she's like, >> "Nobody touch the bag.". >> And we're like, "Why?" She's like, >> "We're going to Domino's." And I kid you. not, the entire like all 20 of us were. balling. We were like, "This is not. real." And we each got our own. individual specialty pizza from. Domino's. >> I got the ultimate pepperoni. It was. phenomenal. >> Everybody get a slice. >> Yeah. There's nothing like a Domino's.
party, man. >> Yeah. A pizza party like BACK IN SCHOOL. >> OH, THAT'S THE ONE I GOT. That's the. ultimate. Get it. Get it. >> Okay. >> That's ultimate pepperoni. >> I'm not going to lie. We've had a lot of. random moments on the podcast, but. Domino's specialty pizza always brings. us together. >> That's true. All right, let's get back. to the podcast. >> What about me? >> Oh my gosh, I've missed her so much. >> The pods haven't been the same. >> All right, let's everybody go around the. room and let's all say something we miss. about Harper. Kenzie, >> why you laugh? >> Cuz I thought of like five.
>> Dang. >> You know what? Wait, are you talking. about a specific moment or something. that's already happened or just like a. characteristic trait of hers? >> Anything your heart desires. [sighs and gasps]. >> I missed how she made fun of Maverick. >> What the. >> That was That's a good option. It really. made me laugh a lot. >> What the Kate? >> I miss her unironically being funny. Like when she like she's just naturally. a funny person. Like when we're walking. through the airport and she's like, "I. can't walk." And like it's like the most. like ridiculous things ever. And it's. just like every single day it's. something like that. I miss like those. those things she does.
>> I miss when Harper was alive. >> Cash, >> you can't say things like that. >> I know, but I see Tik Toks all the time. about people saying Harper's dead. I. just think it's like it's such a funny. narrative. >> No. Like it's just so like what? >> No, she's okay. So, she is alive. >> Yeah, but it's a funny point. >> Well, and happy. >> No, but you know, it could be AI. >> Okay. Well, what do you actually miss. about Harper? >> Um, I miss when she laughs at my jokes cuz. she laughs harder than anyone else and.
it really makes me feel funny. >> with you guys. I just get this look. >> She [laughter] does. >> Like, I just did. I said. >> I said I miss when Harper was alive and. all you guys are like but she would have. died. [laughter] Whoa. But she would have she would have. genuinely I don't know what you say. besides died now but she would she would. have laughed. >> so hard. >> Very hard. She would have lled very hard. at that. But you guys just look at me. like. >> died. I'll be honest. What I miss about.
Harper is the way she would like be. doing something and be doing it so. cracked. like. >> like walking through the airport. >> or like sleeping at the airport. >> or like you'd be like and she'd be so. she'd be so like kind to you when you. wake her up from her nap at the airport. She's like and you're like Harvey, we. got to go. She's like, "Okay." She's. like, [laughter] "Oh, perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's great. Yeah, let's do it. I'm all about it. Let's. go." And it's like. >> and she's like not about it at all. Like. she does not want to do it.
>> No. the literally like the funniest I. don't even remember that one cuz there. was two travel days. I don't think these. were the Wait, they were the same ones. when we had boarded and deboarded and. boarded and deorted and boarded and. deported and boarded and deboarded and. we the same day and that was when she. was like I'm sick of this and she calls. the private jet company. Yeah. >> Like I just I don't know. I just miss. her personality when she like would make. situations like that like funny to us at. least. Like we've been at the airport. for like literally 15 hours and gotten. off on and off four different planes and. then at the end of the day Harper's just. like I'm gonna take care of us guys. >> Oh my gosh. I definitely I totally just.
made a clip earlier. I'm going to be all. over Tik Tok. >> What? >> When I just said Harper's dead. >> I don't think you are. >> Yeah, people are going to clip that. I'm. telling you. >> I think they're going to realize it's. not real. >> I think I think. >> they'll clip it along with this. Guys, there's something we've been needing to. tell you. Harper's dead. >> No, don't say that. No. [laughter]. >> No. What? >> Well, what were you going to say? >> No, I wasn't going to say that. >> She's back in like five days. >> All right, fine. We'll restart. Guys, there's something we've been needing to. tell you. Kate's dead. >> No. Oh, sorry. >> Harper's coming back. That's what you're.
supposed to say. >> Okay, got you. Got you. >> Guys, there's something we've actually. been needing to tell you. >> Harper rose from the dead. >> No, Harper's [laughter] just fine. She's. fine. She's coming back. >> Okay, fine. I'll do it for real. >> No, give me a fourth fourth time's a. charm. >> But you got to lock in. You need to make. it look realistic. >> Yeah. Don't be so like cringey about it. Be like, "Guys, there's something to the. camera." He's like, "There's something. we've been needing to tell you.". >> Guys, >> you know what you did? >> Can I talk? Can I talk? >> No. No. No. I'm gonna tell you. something. You read it just like all. these romantic books they listen to on.
audio. >> Hey guys, >> he sure did. >> Harper's been This is literally Oh my. gosh. >> WAIT, WHY DO YOU LISTEN? WHY DO YOU. LISTEN TO THESE? >> I OVER HERE SOMETIMES, MAN. [laughter]. NO, LISTEN. You. >> No, I know what you do. You're Have you. ever had your headphones connect to. their phone? >> Yeah. >> Midtime. And you're like And you're. like, "Let me just put my headphones on. and it connects." And you're like, >> "What? What are you all listening to? >> Did that happen at the gym this morning? My brother cutting out." It's literally. just like this. My brother Iris and. stole her and he but little does she.
know uh I have the heart for her and he. is just using her. So one day I will. battle for Lazarus and he I will win her. over and she doesn't know. There's a lot. of doesn't [laughter] know. There's a. lot of my for some reason they're ALWAYS. WITH THE BROTHER. >> THAT was a whole lot of words with like. zero points. >> I'm telling you every single one of. these like they like brothers and one. girl. Mhm. It's very weird. >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz then it's like the. brothers like they're like they they. don't want to be like away from each.
other. Like they love each other, but. now something has come between them. Girls are so strong. >> They are so evil and it's love. They. want to come between brothers. Have you. guys ever read a book where the girl and. two brothers are in love with her? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's insane. [laughter] They like. splitting up the family. >> Honestly, the families are already like. split before. The girl is just like the. cherry on top, you know? Why would she come in and do that where. she likes one brother and likes the. other brother and she can't? >> Maybe she got offered a bajillion.
dollars by Tobias Hawthorne and she had. to go LIVE IN HIS MANSION. >> WAIT, I'M trying to think if we've read. a book where they they weren't brothers. [laughter]. >> No, seriously. >> Shattering. They're brothers. >> Yeah, they're brothers. They didn't know. they were brothers, but then they. realized they found out they WERE. BROTHERS LATER. [laughter]. >> THEY MIGHT BE spoiling this book. So. >> yeah, I'm telling you they're always. brothers and they always have crazy name. like Aras. >> You got to read some different books, man. [laughter]. >> I'm telling you crazy brother always has. crazy name. It's like Araserus and then.
his name is like. >> Aras. >> and it's like but my name is Allan and. it's like what? [laughter] You have an. evil brother named Alazarus and your. name is Alan. >> That's not true. >> It is true. >> No. >> Yes it is. >> No. The brother's names are like Kit, Aaron, >> and the evil one. >> None of them are evil. >> Oh, there's obviously an evil one in the. book cuz you're rooting for the one. talking. >> No, I don't think so. What? In Shatter. Me, what's the brother's name? It's.
Warner. >> Oh, yeah. >> He's the original love interest. >> Aaron Warner and Aaron. >> No, War. Aeron Warner is. >> You guys could have a whole book. podcast. >> What the heck is his name? Why am I. forgetting it? >> Yeah. Anyways, >> shoot. I don't remember. >> Never once. Have I thought, man, only if. I could have got between sisters and. made them both fight. And. >> what do you mean? >> Yeah. Did you watch Zach and Cody? >> Yes. >> And didn't you like the twins? The girl. twins that came on there? >> Yeah, but each of them dated the the.
twin they wanted. >> Did they? I thought Zach had both of. them. [laughter]. >> Adam, >> I don't think Zack Wasn't Cody the one. that was like. >> Cody was the nerdy one. >> Yeah. I thought Zach was like No, he was. the fat cool one. >> Fat? Neither of them were fat. >> Oh, no. Zach was fat for sure. [laughter]. >> Zach was not fat. >> Yes, he was. Well, he was just larger. He's a chunky chunk. >> No, >> they're the same exact size. >> Please pop up a picture of Zach and Cody. and just tell me one of them is not. fatter than the other. That's [laughter]. all I'm saying.
>> He's not. >> HE MIGHT NOT BE FAT. HE MIGHT not be. fat, >> but he's fatter than the other one if. they step. >> Would you say that you're fatter than. Matt? >> Whoa. [laughter] Whoa. >> Would you say that you're fatter than. Matt? >> You know what? No. >> Exactly. You're not You're just bigger. >> When we went to the gym this morning, he. weighed himself and he's gained like 14. lbs. >> Wow. Really? Yeah. You've not gained 14. pounds. >> No, like I've gained like 17 lbs. Let me. see. Let me see that picture then. Hold. on. I was trying to find one where he's. fat. >> He [laughter] was really excited about. his 17. >> No, not 17 lbs, but I've gained like 10. >> probably.
>> I don't see it at all. I feel like I. should be seeing it like in your face or. something. >> No, it's muscle all in my legs. All my. jeans are too tight. What? >> His jeans are too tight. And he blames. it on me shrinking his jeans. But I. think HE JUST. >> OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. >> He's I'm finally feeding him. He's. actually eating food and he's going to. the gym and now his jeans are. >> now my thighs are too big for all my. pants. >> But he's like complaining to Kinsey. He's like, Kinsey, women, you just keep. shrinking on my jeans. >> Yeah, maybe one of them is not fat. >> No, he is fat. >> No, >> I I don't know why. Zack, come on here. and defend yourself. I'm sorry. >> I don't think he wants to come on.
before. [laughter]. >> Huh? >> Didn't you meet Cody before? No, I never. met Actually, I don't really know which. one's which. But one time I was at a. dinner with one of them, but I never. really talked to him. >> Oh, >> cuz it was the fat one. >> When Cash lived in LA, he just was like, "What the. >> No one No one laughed at my joke.". >> See, that's just. >> That's where Harper would have laughed. >> That's just bullying. >> No, that's just. >> You know what I do, Miss Harper? >> Why does Cody have my smile? >> When things are said sometimes and I. don't know why she looks at me, but she. looks at me cuz we both hear it and no. one else hears it and we're just like we. look at each other. Yeah. I looked at.
like your chest cuz that's where her. face usually is. >> Yeah. Don't look at my nipples ever. again. I'm just right. >> Wait, you're telling me that's not me? >> Wait, that does kind of look like math. >> I can see the camera. >> Yeah, you're telling me that's not me. >> No, that kind of looks like. >> smile. [laughter]. Smile. >> Would you rip it? Oh, >> he kept pressing the camera button and. it was actually him. >> Yeah, that was How'd you do that? >> The side button. >> Your side button goes to camera. >> Uhhuh. >> They got the new iPhones. Mine turns.
off. Here, look. I'll screen record it. This is This is. >> That's crazy. Cash, you want to get the. update? >> Wait, wait. Show me. >> Does this not look like me? [laughter]. >> That shouldn't be that funny, but it is. It really is. I don't know why, but it. gets [laughter] me every time. >> When people when people like clip our. podcast and they're like most unfunny. podcast ever, I'd like to beg to differ. >> Yeah. You know what? >> You have to watch it in full context. No, if you watch us in full content, I. mean, maybe we are just annoying. Like, I've had like my own blood be like, I.
can't watch you. You guys are annoying. And I'm like, that's fair. I don't watch. ourselves either. >> You know why? It's because our podcast. is kind of like, >> you know, >> people that don't take life too. seriously. >> Well, it's that and jokes and a lot of. people can't take those these days. But. no, it's like, you know, when you stay. up late with your friends and it's like. 3:00 a.m. and you got to wake up the. next morning, but you Matt, what are you. doing? bending this so the camera can. >> You already showed that on the other. podcast. >> Yeah, I just want to show it again. >> Oh, >> you like it? >> Okay. Well, moving on.
>> Anyways, I was saying it's like when you. got to wake up at like early at like 7 8. a.m., but you're up and it's 3:00 a.m. and you're having a sleepover with all. your friends and you're all delusional. because it's so late at night. >> and everything is funny. >> That's kind of what we are. Except we're. kind of like that all the time. I feel. like. >> like stuff we find funny. I think no a. lot of people don't find funny. Yeah. And that's why when we get. >> I do that, too. So, notice I have. conversations on here. I'm like, "That. was hilarious." I don't think anyone. else is going to think that, though. >> No, I I don't think so. I think we I. think we all just find everything way.
like overly funny, >> you know. >> Hey, wait. So, when is the next episode. going to be with Harper? >> Well, we haven't set that in stone. because we didn't pick a we have to, you. know, >> man, it's tough, guys, because listen, Harper gets back on like the 19thish of. December. I don't know when this episode. that we're filming right now exactly. when it's going to air. >> because you know this is an. >> this Oh, this would be a great intro. I'm going to say this. [laughter]. This is really going to get people. >> Watch. Ready?
>> This is an emergency. Wait, no. How. could I say that? >> Oh my gosh. >> Here we go. Look. All right. Uh, we did. not plan to film this episode. This was. an emergency episode that we are filming. because we have. >> an actor. >> What? >> Sorry I interrupted you. It was just. such good acting. >> We have an idea to do it again. Yeah. Now we we did plan this. >> Where did I start? >> This is an emergency episode. Don't. forget to hit a subscribe. >> Yeah. Okay. [laughter] Thanks. >> All right. We did not plan to film this. episode, but this is an emergency. episode that we had to film. But. luckily, it's not bad news. It is good.
news. Harper is officially coming back. And she is right here, everybody. >> Well, that was And that's where. everyone's going to get so angry when. they [laughter] get to this point in the. podcast. >> That was messed up. >> You just got trolled. All of you. That. was That was messed up. >> She's not here. She's dead. >> No, she's saying she's dead. >> Dude, you got TO STOP SAYING THAT. >> She's literally coming back. >> It's just so funny to say every like. >> But anyways, say what you were saying. She's coming back on the 19th, but. >> Oh, yeah. So, Harper's coming back on. the 19th, but like I said, we don't know.
when this exact episode is going to air, but when she comes back, unfortunately, on like the 20th or something, Mav and. Kinsey and all of us have to go to like. out of state for Christmas. So, pretty. much as soon as she's coming back, we're. leaving. And I don't know if we're going. to have time to film a podcast episode. or not. >> So, you guys might unfortunately have to. wait until like like first day of. January or something, whatever the first. Wednesday or Saturday is. You guys might. have to wait until the first week of. January to see Harper on here, which is.
going to be VERY UNFORTUNATE. >> I WANT to know though, like I like when. we film with her, like I want I don't. know what to ask her. I'm scared. I don't think we're gonna have to ask. her anything. I think she could sit on. that couch and talk for an hour and a. half by herself. >> You're probably right. >> Yeah. Wait, didn't we have a funeral for. Harper? >> Yeah, we did. >> That was before she actually left. though. That was when she was just. >> gone for a week. >> Yeah, gone for a week. >> Like two weeks or whatever? >> Yeah, before. >> Am I tripping or was there a casket. right there? >> No, you're tripping. >> We talked about doing a casket.
>> And And. >> you burned her on fire. >> Oh, yeah. I did. Not Not a funeral. We. had a memorial. >> Oh, yeah. I forgot. We cremated her. >> No, we didn't. >> Yes, we did. We did. liter on fire. Kate, what would you like to call that? >> Oh, >> arson. >> The picture of Harper. >> Wait a second. Can I name my kid arson. or is that me a bad name? >> It kind of sounds just like an insult. >> You arson. [laughter]. >> Arson. Like, I don't know why, but. >> you arson. >> Arson. >> Freaking arson. >> What? [laughter].
>> I don't know. But you wouldn't like to. be called that, would you? >> No, I don't like that. >> I was like, you dumb arson. You wouldn't like to be called you dumb. cash. >> It's the same thing. >> It's a little bit like. >> what? >> Like you dumb cash. It's a little bit. more like lighthearted than you dumb. arson. >> Yeah. Arson is just like. >> it feels kind of heavy. >> Arson's when you light things on fire, right? >> Yeah. >> Mhm. Have you ever committed that? >> Well, I would never confess that. [laughter]. >> Hey, did you see the guys that can solve.
this while they're juggling them? >> I actually can. >> Wait. Ready? Okay. Solve it with me. >> Okay. Ready? Should I tell my story? [laughter]. >> Should I tell my story? >> 3:00 a.m. sleepover activities. [laughter]. >> What? >> That was like so not bad. >> If you guys are watching this podcast. right now, I'm honestly sorry. >> I hope it's 3:00 a.m. when [laughter]. you're watching it. M. Should I tell my. >> embarrass? Can you give her attention,
please? >> Thank you. >> I just want to really try one time. >> Hey. Okay. I want to hear your story. >> Should I tell my embarrassing story? >> Yes. Tell your embarrassing story. >> Should I tell them? >> Yeah, you can tell them. >> Should I? >> If you want to. >> He just said yes like three times. >> Or or if you want to wait and tell him. later, you can. >> Stop pressuring him. >> No, I remember you. I remember you tell. you were about to tell us the other day. and then you were like, "No, I'll tell. you on the podcast.". >> Oh, you were going to tell us on the. podcast. >> You were there. >> Yeah, but I don't know if it's. appropriate. >> I think it's actually No, it's. appropriate, but I don't know if it's.
just too embarrassing for myself. >> I think it's fine. But why' you. >> are you gonna talk about this part? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Go for it. Wait, that's concerning. Is it the story about. you sweating? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um, just so everyone knows, [laughter]. all I The only information I have right. now is Kinsey went to an appointment and. she was sweating and it involves a. Rubik's cube. [laughter]. And I'm very This is the last item I.
would have thought it would have. involved. [laughter] No, >> she said, "I went to an appointment. I. was sweating and the doctor called me. out and now there's a Rubik's cube. involved." [laughter]. >> Listen, can we do the thing real quick. before she starts our story and solve it. in the air? >> You got it. Just one try. >> You got to like Yeah. Give it a little I. see. Yeah. All right. Ready? Here we go. Ready? >> Oh my goodness. This is going to take. forever. You guys are. >> Oh. Oh. Okay. What's your story about. you sweating with the ruby? >> That was dumb. >> That was like not even three. That was.
like. >> dumb arson. That was like someone trying. to be funny in an 8 a.m. class. That was. in 3:00 a.m. >> Okay. What's What's uh what's your. story? >> So, the other day when we had Anna here, >> you might have saw. >> Anna McNelte. >> Anna McNelte. >> Oh, that episode might be out after this. one. If this one's going out. >> It might be, actually. Anna McNaughely. if I don't know when these episodes are. being released, but we had her on. It. might already be out. It might not be. >> Oh, should I not mention that thing? >> No, no, no. You're good. You're good. >> Okay. Well, I got a little bit upset and. I stormed out of the house and no one. knew and I went on a walk.
>> Yeah. Do y'all remember the Oh, no. No. That episode is not out yet, but it's. coming. Guys, let me tell you, there's. an episode. >> It's almost better for them to watch it. with the backstory beforehand. >> There's an episode where Kinsey doesn't. even show up. >> Should I tell the first part of it then? >> Yeah. Just know like during the episode. when I go, "Hey guys, maybe we should. check on Kinsey." We should have. probably checked on Kinsey. >> Yeah, we uh were unaware. [laughter]. Anyways, I was just being just a little.
bit dramatic and I left my whatever. I. left my Rubik's cube. >> No, no, no. Back up on that. >> You gota you got to start from kind of. the beginning about like we were having. a talent show. >> Okay. We were having Well, you don't got. to do all that backtory. >> I I'll go super fast. We were having a. talent show. I was not prepared and then. Cash said go and I was like no, no, no. And then I went downstairs. >> You know that stage fright moment people. get when they're about to do a talent on. stage and they run off crying. >> Yeah, that was Kenzie. And then I went. downstairs and I'm holding this Rubik's.
cube and I'm just so frustrated and so I. start crying about the Rubik's Cube and. then I hear Cash talking about my name. and then I was like, "He's probably. saying bad things about me." And then I. got really upset and Ma I heard Maverick. say, "Should we check on her?" And the. CASH LIKE, "NO." AND I WAS LIKE, >> I THOUGHT SHE was dead. Okay. >> Stupid cash. And so I slam my Rubik's. cube down and I was like, "I'm going for. a walk." And then I I snuck out the back. door with Stella so no one would see me. on the [laughter] ring door on camera. and I start walking. >> Nice. >> But I didn't. >> We'll never find you now.
>> No, at that time it was like 2:30, I. think, and I had an appointment at. three. So, as soon as the podcast was. over, I was supposed to get in the car. and go to my appointment. >> And I was really I was really confused. as to how you were going to make that. work once you were. >> Well, I wasn't thinking about it cuz I. was. >> cuz when I checked your location, you. were 30 minutes away from the house on. foot and your appointment was in 15. minutes. >> Yeah. I didn't think that went through. Anyways, I just started walking, but I. didn't realize how far I was walking cuz. I was just angry. And on top of being. angry.
>> Imagine seeing Kinsey out. [laughter]. You're just strolling your neighborhood. and you just see her just angry walking. >> But also, I was wearing like a sweater. thicker than this and big sweatpants cuz. that morning it was like 30° outside. And so when I went on my walk, I guess I. would have been fine, but I was angry. walking. So, I was using a lot of energy. and so I was sweating a whole lot and on. top of that, >> angry walking gets you like that. >> Stella was like pulling on the leash. just like way more than she normally. does and so I was getting angry at her.
and I was angry. I was like, "Stella, stop it. Stop it." And so I'm just going. down. >> Stella is not the dog to take on a walk. when you're already like mad and over. stimulated. >> No, I think I walked like four or five. miles. I'm just like the whole time. And. so I anyways I say all that say I was. using a lot of energy and I became very. sweaty [laughter]. and I was going to get my legs waxed and. I was late and so then Mav calls me and. I'm already upset with Mav about the. whole situation for no reason. And he. calls me and he's like do you want me to. come pick you up? And I was like no no I.
don't want you pick me up. I'm just. going to walk. And then I look at my. watch and I have 10 minutes to get to my. appointment and if I cancel it I can't. get another one for a month and a half. Yeah. >> So I was like frick I need him to pick. me up. [laughter]. And so then I text him. I was like, I. guess if you want to. And so I I don't. even tell him you're doing you're doing. him a favor by letting him pick. [laughter] you up. >> And I I don't even tell him where I am. cuz he's like, "Where are you?" But I'm. just like, I'm just going to keep. walking. He'll find me. [laughter] He. did. He found me. And he came and got. me. And I get in the car and put Stella.
in there. I slam the door and just. Sorry. And I'm drenched in sweat. Anyways, this is where it gets weird. I. get to my appointment, okay? And I had. sweatpants on. So I take my sweatpants. off. I'm like glistening like a water. hose. I just jumped out of the pool. My. legs are so sweaty. And I was so. embarrassed. But I didn't want to come. back to the house and change and clean. up first cuz one, I didn't have time. And two, I was like, I don't want to see. Cash and Kate. I'm just going to be. angry and mean and I just need to go to. my appointment. And so I get there and.
I'm like, it's fine. It's fine. I'll. just go to the bathroom and it'll be. fine. So, I go to the bathroom and I. like try to like make myself not sweaty. and I get I sit down on the table for. her to like start and she's like, "Man, you're a sweaty girl." And I was like. I was like, [laughter] "Okay, I'm sorry. about that." And she's like, "Oh, no big. deal. It's it's hot in here, isn't it?". And I was like, "Yeah, it's pretty hot.". So, she turns on the fan and she's like, "Can you feel that?" And I was like, "Not really. Can you turn it up?" So, she has this thing on full blast. It's. like it's like.
as she's ripping hair off my legs and I. just keep sweating. I can't stop. >> Now you're like anxious about how sweaty. you are. >> Yes. And now I'm nervous about how. sweaty I am. >> and I'm nervous that she's ripping hair. out of my leg and so I'm just like. freaking out. I stand up from the table. There's a puddle like like you could. pick it up with your hands and splash. [laughter] it on. >> It was disgusting. [laughter] And this lady, she. she told me again, she was like, "Man,
you're really hot, aren't you?" And I. was like, "Yeah, I'm so sorry." And this. whole time I'm still angry about the. whole situation and I'm embarrassed. And. she goes, she goes, "Oh, it's okay.". Like, people get hot all the time. And I. was like, "Okay." So, we start talking. about like hair processes and stuff. And. she was like, "Normally I tell people. they have really dry skin and they like. need to use lotion and stuff just. [laughter]. not you.". >> She was like, "But I think you're good.
I I won't even like recommend you the. products cuz you're a sweaty girl." I. was [laughter] like, "Oh my gosh, you're. not even trying to upsell me anymore. because I'm so sweaty." Anyways, I was. so upset. But then that just made me. laugh. And so. >> she could have maybe upsold you on some. deodorant or something. Maybe. >> I probably smelled so bad, too. That's. so funny. >> All right. Well, thank you guys so much. for watching this episode. Stay sweaty. >> [laughter].
