Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
we have a special guest coming on today. what me and Jason we met in kindergarten. okay Harper cut to the chase are you. guys dating are you holding hands no no. but we're. dating dud look at the attitude she has. I don't have any attitude it's your. problem I don't know why you're always. acting like I have a problem because I. don't tph I literally use you for clout. I don't know why you guys beefing so. hard because that's not really how the. game supposed to be. [Music]. played what's up guys welcome back to.
another episode of the very funny. podcast funniest podcast in the world. some people may say why do you think you. get an intro Let me let me you hey guys. welcome to the L podcast it is Harper. and Maverick that was way better that. was way better you know because when. Maverick does the intro this is what we. get have we started oh did you start. guys we started start we started theal P. did we start that's literally M every. time you you know I don't know if ker. Ken's ever started an episode let's. let's hear it guys give us a start.
what's up guys welcome back to the I. mean that was weak what's up guys. welcome back to my YouTube channel got. what's up guys welcome back to the LOL. podcast yell do not call it LOL well one. time I was in Target and the cutest. little girl came up to me she had no. point the L podcast she was like are you. from the L podcast I know everybody says. that s know the LOL podcast when people. come up to me and they're like are you. from the L podcast I'm like it's LOL. first of all l means I wonder no clue so.
cute I was like it's from now on. actually it's like saying LMO dude me. and I were talking about that the other. day though every time Kate talks in a. video it's so loud but so quiet and so. like it like when we're doing a club. video or something it's like okay guys. we're going to be doing this now I'm not. all I'm not intro vide you guys ever. have like that Grandpa that like can't. really hear very well so she's like what. M do you yeah you know what funny.
your YouTube voice my YouTube what do. your YouTube My YouTu you know what's. crazy though listen she's actually very. good at talking to her like her 80. something year old grandpa I can't talk. to him I'm like I'm like oh so what did. you have for breakfast this morning. Grandpa and he's like he just looks like. K he's like what and Kate's like what he. have he said breath fix what did you. have and I'm like oh oh I don't know. yeah you do your YouTube voice my.
YouTube voice I'll do mine if you're. doing a if you're doing a YouTube intro. or any sort of YouTube thing you need to. wait till you have a little bit of. compression on I can do a go to YouTube. voice so you have to like just like. compress your voice a little bit before. you start compress comess not too much. we sound really bad all right everybody. give their best YouTube is in wait M you. you go last no you go last though you go. last K you start intros or videos for a. reason no we're going to go around. Kinsey to M I think that Maverick should. start no no you got it you got it got it.
I need I need an example just like a. tutorial like like on a general YouTube. video The intros countryfied YouTube no. probably. not like a Mr Beast video I'll start go. ahead and say something all right. Kate today we're going to be taste. testing 100 crickets and whichever. Cricket tastes the worst. dies I. mean I mean if you ate it man it wasn't. that bad it wasn't that bad okay cash oh. sor I'm so sorry I'm so sorry today.
we're going to be killing Gerald and if. Gerald screams he's dead forever let's. get started that actually wasn't bad. it's okay they're not doing that maybe. KY should be top inro they're not doing. that don't you worry me yeah. okay today we are going to be testing to. see if a one siiz fits-all is actually. true so we have size zero to size. 10 being Kate and we are going to test.
size all these pants K can you fit in. these pants I don't understand the intro. um this is going to be my like original. YouTube channel voice you realize 10. isn't that big I don't know I don't I'm. not in girl sizes okay well this is this. is my I have small medium large and like. size 28 29 and then I ask a girl they're. like I'm size four I'm like what does. that mean U well anyways uh no I'm going. to do my uh YouTube channel intro that I. used to use in fourth grade okay right. in fourth grade yeah okay what's up bag. at lovers is she okay you're right cuz I.
want to know welcome to another Banger. episode if you haven't already make sure. to like that but make sure to like this. video and smash that big red subscribe. button and while you're there click on. the post notification Bell so you can be. notified every time I post a new video. let's get started you know the first. that was really good except the first. half there was a lot of words said but I. didn't understand any of them bagette. lovers I would always have a bagette mom. remember that bagette was that a bagette. wait what's a bagette bread bread it. would be a bread this and I'm like.
What's Up bag lover and I B it andit. what was the rest after that what did. you say uh what's up bag lovers is she. okay is she all right because I want to. know we're back with another Banger. episode and blah blah blah and all that. I really I need to see one of these. episodes we need to pop these up I bet. you have one on your I don't know if I. have them anymore cuz I deleted all of. them but why would you deleting those. they were on Clips this Clips app and. that all deleted wait M hit your YouTube. intro my YouTube intro compress your. voice like certified intro guy like.
nobody else does it except for him CU. pretty good job I thought we just stop. trying cuz everyone gets mad when we do. it uh but you know what's crazy I don't. think M's necessarily the best intro. person biscuit I think we've just like. dictated him as that the the main reason. I would say I'm better I don't actually. think I'm better at doing an intro than. you I just think quicker at memorizing. lines yes I would say that's a valid. thing to. say say like four sentences it's like. okay let me obviously haven't seen me.
play Memory Match I have a good memory. Tak three times as long I have a great. memory you take a long time because I. perfect it m it's it's a great intro you. can't remember your intro he takes the. same he also he also does today today. today today today today wait okay let me. do one more time you know what it's. funny I saw a video of Mr Beast doing. that on Tik Tok yesterday he was like. we're going to be blowing up we're we're. going to be we're going to be blowing to. today we're going to be blowing it was.
so funny bro there's just a crew of like. a 100 people pointing cameras at and. everyone's dead silent it's so like real. though do oh you really want me to do it. like I feel like a circus freak right. now M you're not going to have like the. music behind you and everything making. sound way less hype not put somebody put. a YouTube intro behind me all right. we're going to be doing today we are. going to see how many people can. actually fit inside of a Tesla is it 3. four or five if cash can't fit then. probably no one else canit.
so yeah and see you would add some cool. intro music behind it and then you you. add some B- roll of you got to add some. steaks in there like or we'll die yeah. not my name quarterback what have you. watched that movie no I've never watched. I have a new favorite movie what's your. new favorite movie The Notebook kobai. that's no that's not my favorite. movie cash and I watched The Karate Kid. for the first time yesterday and it's my. favorite The Originals.
I watched a movie made past the 2000s. dud the fighting in that is so bad oh. the fighting all the karate kids and. everything is bad but it was such a. sweet movie I'm sorry did you hear me I. watched a movie made in 1984 what. congratulations I don't do that we're. watching Top Gun right now for the first. time never seen the old one never seen. oh the old one I watched the new one. first and then the old one man that was. a let down after watching the new one. yeah I made sure she watched the old one. first that's pretty good CU he kept. quoting things to me cuz his name's m or. whatever and I just didn't understand.
you know my parents almost they wanted. to name me goose and they're like well. they were like well well we can't do. that so fitting right dude I would. honestly I would have been hyped if my. name was Goose I would have loved. it and at the park when he's little and. all the people are like talking to their. girls like Goose come here change your. Instagram name to. Goose please dog Doug. Goose dude I mean I would have got. tripped up in that game for sure they. like Goose yeah.
and then they decided they couldn't do. that so they almost named me Iceman what. or what was it is that no they were not. going to name you ice who who are they. going to name me they weren't going to. name me Goose I think goose is the only. one well for the sake of me not having a. husband named Goose I appreciate that I. think Goose would have been sick it is. so funny y could have call me like goo. for sure there was definitely it was. definitely like goo calling you goo is a. horrible idea defitely the fine legal. name that you are putting on Doc like. buying a house and stuff not fine Goose.
I'm not nobody named Goose should be I'm. very happy with the name cash I actually. am I love my name cash the police. officer who came over the other day his. name is goose his real name is not Goose. though is it I I think it was no. probably his last name bought that oh. you were I know what talking about he. literally said my my name is goose. because my name is Maverick that's why. he said my name is goose oh no K my is. his name was goose and then he said hey. did you got that the other day right.
when I said that okay I wasn't sure cuz. it's like an old movie but that's still. his name he just wanted to tell you it's. not. noose he said hi my name is Maverick so. he said my name's goose and all of us. laughed oh I wasn't there for that no. one's name is goose I promise you but if. your name is goose I'm Jelly you're. jealous of Jelly Belly what yes I am I. would honestly cash Goose Baker would. have went hard Goose Baker Goose cash. Baker Goose goose oh Goose goose we. could name our son Goose why would we.
heck no wait what if you and then wait. your son has a son names him goose and. together they'll be. geese geese that was so funny I know. Kate thinks it's that was a teacher joke. at just so bad that funny I don't want. to name my kid Goose dude if you would. have been Goose we could have done so. many movie quotes just every day what. are you staring at oh I I was just. trying to ask a question oh what wasn't. though nothing okay good moving.
on okay talk to me Goose see we could do. that but it's not funny you you got to. say cash cuz his name is Cash you know. talk to me cash how many minutes are we. into the episode what I want to go. home well me too you always want to go. home tell me how I want to go home but I. am home and I still want to go home. Harper why do you why are you always so. quick to leave I'm wondering how many. minutes we're on in the episode all. right you know what. Harper what.
nothing well why are you always did. somebody put something in my drink. probably like an hour I can't Goose well. why are you she should die any moment. have you watched Top Gun since snowing. Maverick or did you watch it before I. watched it after it was one the new top. gum movie came out we watched it with. our parents oh yeah I laugh like every. five seconds because I just think of. Tara watching that movie and thinking. I'm gonna name my son Maverick and James. just be like okay.
funny me I don't remember the movie very. well honestly I should watch it again. but I really like the Karate Kid I. learned some movies k k dude she did we. were watching the karate K last night. she goes this might be my new favorite. movie ever it was so have you seen the. new Karate Kid I saw the like Jaden. Smith jth oh my go I don't remember I. remember watch you bigger than me. stronger than me you older than me that. yeah that song Go Hard wait that song. was in the movie no probably not no I. don't uh actually it might be in the. movie if it's in the movie that's hard. this post well honestly I really like.
the Karate Kid and I I've learned some. moose and I've been practicing would you. guys like to see yeah yeah please show. us your karate movies so when I was. little I wanted wack I wanted to do. karate but my mom wouldn't let me and so. now I'm I'm living out my dreams of. being a Karate Kid you wanted to do. karate I wanted I watched Kicking It on. Disney XD and I was like I have to be. like Kim and I have to find a boyfriend. like Jack it's K day everybody I I need. a sparring partner please uh K what no.
how do I know she doesn't like the part. of the movie where they're like strike. hard first no mercy I don't want to be. part of that no no do MAV um no are you. gonna hurt me no no do MAV do MAV okay. come here my karate partner okay hit me. wait step this way guys hit. me I am Daniel Luso I don't strike hard. I don't strike first and I show Mercy. okay all right let's see it so if you. get knocked down what's important to get. back up again.
all right ready ready hit. me what what. the what was. that I mean I'd be scared can you try to. hit me yeah what the I didn't I don't. think this. karate nothing. about what podcast what. podcast and then there was this yeah I'm. dummying your sparring partner uh did. they move did they. move okay I knew she was going to try to.
strike first you almost put the light. bulb. out well now that Kate's done with. karate I have some big news what. what hey nobody mess with me I know. karate now yeah nobody mess with Kate. anyways I have big news we have a. special guest coming on today oh yeah. what it's. right gosh oh my here he is. now yo what is. it that was.
Harper are you surprised yes very why. why did y all buy Jason on the podcast J. ARB yourf boyfriend on the podcast yeah. exactly I'm a girl oh okay that was. Extremely Loud and I I supp to be like. that that loud well it was. Unforgiven can you hear me right uh hi. you know Harper's talked about a lot of. guys yeah you sit. there a lot of guys on this podcast.
never you. though I don't I talked about him once. wait my mic is messed up yeah someone. called me Jason carb Jason carb I'm so. sorry that's a for bullying wait on here. called you Jason. carb what I mean that would probably be. him then carb yeah wait someone on our. podcast called you Jason carb W I just. saw in a clip I don't know uh wellow. that's crazy it I would money on the. fact that it was him I put money on the. fact that it was probably cash when you. said what is a Jason horor. like I a person that would be Kate are.
you what's a Jason. AR yeah what do you need oh yeah yeah. closer he's a big man he can fix it. there we go it was nothing personal I. didn't mean it well anyways uh me and. Jason we we met in kindergarten okay. Harper cut to the chase are you guys. dating are you holding hands no but no. but we're we're we're dating but. Maverick dating but not holding hands. are you guys like at the station us. don't hold room for Jesus or do you hold.
hands like I yeah no I'm not doing that. we haven't experienced it yet maybe you. should well maybe we should if you guys. are a. fingers like fingers like this type. we're waiting but you guys could also if. you wanted to hold hands for the first. time live on the LOL podcast you could. do that you. could yall making it more Awkward than. it really needed to be but oh my gosh. wait this happened before what do you. mean my hands are sweating already one. time one time Harper did this she held.
hands with someone in chemistry who I. don't know in chemistry you're talking. about another guy while Jason's here is. kind of crazy no I think she put my hand. and that cheerleader's hand together and. said chemistry maybe that symmetry. pretty awkward now it's clearly I. wouldn't do that yeah yeah we're waiting. till marriage anyways we're on a strict. like hey can you guys hold hands. seriously come on hold. hands no hands hold hold them hold the.
hands two seconds hold the hands come. on wow. wow sorry well anyways uh do you want to. tell them our uh story what story how we. met and the love one did you actually. the story yeah so she was on the. playground and I was like dang I'm sorry. what never lead it off with that again. like like kindergarten I was the same. age oh I was like who she's so and. that's enough for the Jason car wait. Jason what grade are you now that.
everyone knows what a Jason car. is I met her on the playground she's. really small and pretty anyways and I. was like let me get your number she was. like I don't have a phone yet and then. from really no no no so yeah we went to. the same we went to the same Elementary. can you not eat bro can everyone just. give me a break so we went to the same. elementary school middle school and high. school oh is that rare in a big town. yeah no oh oh I mean like we live we. live close I think yeah it's pretty it's. pretty rare honestly but I mean low key.
but um yeah you you just leaded off with. that and then we uh we met in class and. we just we became friends and then just. Happ really because like the first time. I saw you you were like trying to get a. video with Harper wait that wasn't the. first time y'all met no I've been lied. too I thought that was the first time. y'all met I I've been got I thought that. was the first time y'all met y'all have. known each other since prek yeah pretty. much it's at kindergarten not prek and. remember he was his age and he met me on. the playground I'm not I'm about 30.
15 uh anyways so yeah and I did you know. I'm actually older than him yeah I'm the. I'm the youngest person here I don't I. don't turn 16 until May so I have two. months you're 15 wait you can't drive no. I got dropped off by my mom dude that's. crazy Dr is she picking you up I don't. have a ride back I'm still trying to. find one that's sus well you need a ride. Harper live really close so we can take. you back sure yeah well Harper all right.
we'll take him back okay y okay what do. you mean by that her mom will be in the. car fine they. chaer anyways okay well ask ask uh my. boyfriend questions uh what do you like. about Harper the red. hair it's very unique fiery. fiery yeah are fiery yeah be so serious. all right serious are there real. feelings involved here oh yes very very. much you stop talking you cap a lot you.
just say things in cap a lot mhm she. just called you a Capper Mr me. personally I want to do that are there. feelings involved of course wait what. was the question that you were talking. about I sure did I sure did start a. conversation what did I say cobra Kai. Cobra Kai I like was halfway listening. but I was like I want to hear what that. answer is yeah bro I just love it can we. see it's lowy corny but the last. episodes are really cobai is corny I. watch that show I said what am I. watching no I can I can do a.
flip do a flip I'm scared for you are. you sure oh no you'll be fine there's. cameras behind. you levitated oh my God I would almost. argue that that is better than. Maverick's back flip you unfortunately. that one looked effortless Mavericks. looks very effort why that Maverick what. don't hurt yourself. please M that didn't look like much. energy. yours looks like everything goes into.
stret he's. 15 you're literally 24 I'm pretty. sure oh that was pretty good that was. pretty good y' I don't know if yall. heard that on camera but his knees. cracked before he even the floor. everything just like popped in the air. yeah maybe oh my God when he bent down. it was like go we're almost a decade. older than Harper and Jason well no you. wait how old are you. keny no uh not almost I wouldn't say you. were 25 right oh my gosh you're 10 years.
older than me you are a decade older. that is insane I'm almost twice their. age think when you were 10 years old. they literally didn't. exist oh my go you couldn't find them. anywhere on the planet you could look. they are not there it's okay that's what. it is with me and a few years later. though they're at the playground me oh. I'm a young one he's 19 yeah wait h no. he's saw no I'm 21 about to be 22 turned. 22 I figured out everything after 21 is. just sad maybe 25 cuz then I get a.
discount on car rentals I still get life. go to the casino you what I'm only 20 I. still got life left in me yeah your your. birthday that's coming up is going to be. your last good one remember last I was. having a meltdown over turning 20 cuz I. wasn't going to be a teenage girl well. what was the question I asked you. something about feelings oh no no no I'm. talking about way way way before Oh I. said what what inspired you to start. videoing Harper oh okay okay you want to. hear my life story with it okay yeah. life story wow yes tell us about his. live story he so no there's a lot more.
to it than just like I asked for a photo. okay so when I was like in fourth grade. I've always wanted to like make content. right like I used to make a YouTube. channel and I had I made one of those. you ever like want to to know the lyrics. to a song you looked up on YouTube like. lyrics to and then you read that's the. only thing I used YouTube for I didn't. realize that people like scroll through. shorts I used YouTube as Google yeah so. I used to do that and then I made a. bunch of those I got like a million. views on one of them and I made those I. used to when I was like 10 and then back. when I back when I met Harper and then.
um we got like a million views I got. like 300 subscribers a million views on. YouTube yeah and then I started doing. like other stuff I would just post. randoms it was so corny though it was. like how to voice crack like stupid. things like that and then I quit cuz I. got really sad about it wait can you. show us how to do that yeah no no no no. stop being on just show us you a. professional you made a whole video you. got maybe later let me fin the story. maybe later no maybe. now I don't even know if I can if I can. voice crack yes you can go as high as. you get you're I'm sure you got.
it yep that was it let finish the story. okay keep going with the story then um I. sto for a bit and then in like in like. seventh grade I started making like Tik. Tok you see like those Tik Tok shop ads. oh yeah like Tik Tok shop ads and I got. like 20,000 subscribers 20,000 uh. followers on Tik Tok on that account and. I Dro he's not really educated in the. things I'm starting to educate him and. then I I started Drop Shipping and then. after all that I was like I wanted to. like get more like like famous in a way.
if that makes sense so I was I was at. church so um I was going to I if you. Catholic or all wait you want to be. famous so you're at church no no this. goes into it this goes into it okay so I. was at church and I went to confessions. it's something like cic do um I don't. know if okay so then um after that I. felt like I I was feeling better about. myself and then I prayed the next day at. church I was praying like like for. something to work out like I don't know. what it was like anything cuz I know. what to do but for something to work out. and the very next day um someone told me. that Harper was moving to can can you. hear his mic yeah yeah all right so the.
very next day no no like can you hear. moving it oh oh yeah try not to touch it. if you can now you're good all right the. very next day he's still. touching wait wait adjust it for. [Music]. him all right that's awesome all right. um my bad for the Yap session but the. very next day um just make sure to speak. it for say time the next day no no don't. put your mouth on my mind stop touching. the m and let the man talk all right uh. someone so moving to Canada and I was. like you're supposed to check your phone.
and I was like I was like d can I talk. and I was like all right um I want to. ask her for a photo if she's moving to. Canada cuz like um cuz everybody thought. was BL out yeah I thought she was. seriously moving like permanently and I. was like okay well she someone famous I. want to get a picture so I asked her and. she thought she thought I was messing. with her but I actually I seriously. wanted a photo I can't tell if you're. capping so you're capping right now no I. swear I promise that's bad like can I. get a picture with your Harper and you. decided to make a a video my friend was. like d you should record it and po.
take a photo with someone I'm not. videoing it yeah I know but we videoed. it and it got like 30 million views and. just turned into a whole thing yeah a. whole thing uh sorry well did it get 30. million views cuz Harper was being a. grouch and told you no no it's cuz I'm. in it so then so then um things kept on. happening okay um I guess I'm my bad my. bad so so things keep happening and then. I was in class one day sorry this is a. big story I was in class one day and. then this girl was like um she was. talking to me about something about God. right and she changed my whole.
perspective on like how I thought about. something about like how I view God and. everything else and that very same day. my friend text me he was giving me free. tickets to the Mike Tyson Jake Paul. fight and I ended up going with another. friend his name is Isaac he does YouTube. and he pushed me to do YouTube videos. but I end up going with him we both got. a bunch of videos so after that I just. kept on filming and like so then I. started a YouTube channel then I started. twitch and then I've been grinding for. the past like two weeks and then that's. that's the whole last story that's where. I'm so a whole thing I just started like. two weeks ago but I have like a whole. separate account for like clips and. stuff and YouTube it's just a whole. thing wow I I spent a lot a lot of my.
hours in my life editing and stuff yeah. what that's the whole story are you k. you should really just make Tik toks. with me why did it sound like this is. the first time you hear in his story. Harper I no we are dating so I she never. asked me I've heard it like he's like. this is the first time actually you hang. out with him you talk about yourself. yeah so self-centered I swear yeah. you're not supposed to check your phone. my bad you're right no phone I'm not. self-centered the way he just went. through his life I don't know why oh and. something today happened that was so. crazy okay so I was in my room right and.
I was like nervous like sorry why are. you being self-c centered sorry we get. in fights easily I don't know it's sorry. keep going all right so I was in my room. and I was like super nervous like about. like this I was like no I was mainly. scared that you were nervous to go in. that podcast okay no I was I was nervous. the first time I came on really mhm I. was nervous it's like five or six. cameras I was nervous too but like he. supposed to like man up cuz he's like. like my like gu your boyfriend some can. you please continue but you just pretend. like they're not there and you just talk. so um no I actually forgot they were.
there dude I was defitely telling you. what's going on okay so where was I at. uh you were nervous in your room I was. so scared I was like voice I was like I. was like um thinking like what if I go. there and I don't act like myself mine I. was thinking what if I go there and I. don't act like myself and stuff so then. I'm sitting thinking about it and then I. look do you do your water like this no I. maybe this is yours I don't know I'm so. sorry for for you mad it I I think I. took my thing off so it's yours sorry my. bad all right go is it actually yours. yeah no no no it's not mine and I looked. at my phone and I got I got I got a.
notification from this group chat and it. was my priest he sent a a Bible verse to. the to the group chat that like my. church has and the first thing that it. said it was like Luke it was 12: 1-7 and. it just said don't be afraid and then. there was like dots like you have to. press on it the Emoji yeah while I was. sticking in my room like I'm so scared. like yeah like going I saw that oh my. gosh Co you don't want to be scared. around your girlfriend I'm not. scary she's just a little scary I'm not. scary I yeah no don't that's crazy I. never thought people be nervous coming.
on this is it is it is it slightly more. ghetto than you thought it'd be ghetto. yeah you know like it's like everywhere. there's a we ask every guest this. question yeah also remember Kate thought. her house was ghetto because it only had. hardwood floors no so only had car no. this is fire. yeah he has to say that is this okay is. this what you expected do you mean like. like it looks like it got caught on fire. no literally like it's fire yeah does it.
look low budget no it looks good oh does. it except for the. wood I got wood on the wall M built that. we shoot a different video over. there yeah we shoot LOL Club over there. you know one day we will get a studio. but that day is mat think about it m he. literally pointed out your wood wall. before the hole in the wall on Ghetto it. looks pretty random why would we put. that there yeah what is that for what's. behind it another wall that my bedroom. another wall but yeah guys we built a. wall in front of the wall do y not have.
like questions like this is y'all's. first time meeting him like uh yeah uh. let's see what does the word loyalty. mean to you loyalty yeah why are you why. he it's a very serious question for. loyalty yeah you know I mean he's going. to date Harper so you know got to ask. you got to make sure he's he's up for. the. challenge so just doing like I don't. know not like how does one stay Loy. being like trustworthy to someone like. uh that would be trustworthy stop being.
same. thing stop being how do you describe it. what would you describe it he's stressed. drinking right now yeah he's stressed. drinking you're stressing out uhhuh stop. fiddling with your hands and tell the. definition of a simple word are we. stress you out is it too much happening. at once I would be. stressed hey Siri no no what's the. definition of loyalty no what the luck. you already failed if you're asking. seriously yeah you you already failed. the definition of loyalty is not the. like hurt me what is the definition of.
not to hurt me like come on now Bingo. that was it on uh and then like what's. the definition of not cheating like my. last guy Harper wait I I have the next. question U me so what what well can you. please tell us how you guys started. dating uh over you know like the span of. a couple of uh seconds we decided that. it was really that's it all the thought. that like you said it was the best thing. to do it was the best thing to do um.
we've known each other for a while so it. was honestly perfect y'all have known. each other longer than me and MAV have. known each other yeah and we're not even. married yeah that's crazy yeah yeah. doing think slow that's good and people. call him like 30 so I don't want like. dude I'm 15 how do you feel how does. that make you feel actually might be. yours just two that's fine I don't know. which one okay just how does people. calling you 30 on the internet make you. feel I I was just surprised. it doesn't like affect me I don't know.
well we have a 30-year-old how does the. hurt how do the hurt comments or the. hate comments feel for you just hate. comments yeah what too man me too trust. wait what do they say no I'm with you. just pretend they're not there it's okay. that's what I do too no there's no hate. comments don't worry there is no hate. comments but um yeah what are your's. questions wait I have a question oh yeah. do you play any sports yeah I play. football and I'm in track in track skip. track practice just for this oh for that. oh so you can run home this would be.
great maybe no one's got to give him a. ride wait what um events do you do in. track um I do high jump and then I was. in the 4x1 4X two and the 100 but I got. put on Varsity for high jump and you. can't like you did all of those yeah and. you can't that's why his Backflip was so. effortless cuz he jumps high unlike MAV. high jump and he's how tall are you he's. like. 57 me that's pretty impressive. high jump team are you shorter than my.
ex no you're. taller can I not say that no no that's a. baned worded around your ex your ex is. taller than me no he's not say psych. because I know you know what I'm not. going to try let me give you a piece of. advice you don't talk about your I'm. sorry I'm not trying to have a guy who's. shorter or taller or what does it matter. I think you're just like trying to pick. a fight yeah why you got a problem with. everything I'm not picking a fight I'm. so sorry did you just say that I have a.
problem with things yeah why you got a. problem with everything oh no things are. goinging down here fast S I do not have. a problem with things can you stop. stress drinking your water would you. like a Sprite no I. don't I don't know why you're like. mixing your hair is turning red calm. down bed red dude I'm scared I get it I. okay yes like over the past like few. years of us dating like years a couple. days um we we've just announced it on. like social media now you're acting. nervous Harper no I'm not acting nervous. I'm not nervous yeah what's loyalty to. you what's loyalty it's I already said.
my definition why are you always like. questioning me like I don't to. questioning me I your definition was a. circular acting not loyal to me because. he's always questioning me on things. like what are what like do you not trust. me y see this I deal with this every day. this is like seriously yeah I don't know. how he does it honestly why are you guys. fighting like an elderly married couple. thanks bro I appreciate it no I don't. understand why are you like do you do. you would just want to be like a part of. the podcast like switch rules with me. because obviously that yeah. I'm yeah you can leave Harper if we.
offered you a my phone on the way please. if we offered you a permanent spot would. you take it here yeah I would we pay we. pay two vanilla wafers a week trust me. dude the co-workers are horrible it's. not worth it maybe if Harper wasn't on. it then like you can work why are you. being so annoying like right now like. it's honestly like well sometimes it's. hard to work with your I hear I did also. hear that you said you weren't into that. skibby stuff before. yeah what's that mean who said.
that so now you're lying about me and. you're making a problem look at that the. receipts I have the text I have the text. reip before this when Harper was texting. him about coming on he said I don't know. I don't know about that skibbidy stuff. what does that mean he was just nervous. it's fine listen Mak feel old man cuz I. genuinely don't know what that means. means you don't know what you're you are. no what skibby means yeah but you are. you're skibby Kate you know I'll get. phone but I'll see who just texted you.
because no you don't know that's okay. can you please tell me what who the heck. is. Ashley who the heck is Ashley I'm so. done with you like messing around with. our relationship har Urban. diary actually relax actually actually. relax relax relax you look like a. wizard yeah he kind of does though y we. look like a wizard dude all three of you. guys could like that couch right now.
could just be one of those video games. where there's like three different. characters going down the road y all. very different is it really is what did. you just look it up yeah I had to he. looks like a lizard not a sorry I don't. I don't does it mean that every single. content then what is skibby RZ I thought. that was a good thing skib. RZ okay is that a bad thing to you guys. over there that's what I was scared of. scared scared of getting rised up by. cash it is an effect I have on everyone.
youing TV are you considering smashing. it no it's cool you can sorry I won't. look at the TV smash stop looking at the. TV just I was just you know sometimes. people look at it too intensely and then. it gets broken it does we have to buy a. new one well like would you like to. smash it like I don't know if you're so. angry at me why why why is she making an. issue with everything I I receips bro no. that's why are you trying to get away. from me okay I get it you're new here. but nobody sits here why are you trying. get away from me why are you trying to. get away from me do you know how many.
things have been in that seat. okay. what I've had to do some deep cleaning. on that seat seriously oh yeah so it's. not harb it's the seat that smells bad. no it's why would you say I smell bad I. literally put on my special perfume just. for you which one I didn't put on per. the one that s wait yeah but what do you. mean I smell bad when you're the one. who's always who's always doing sh ra. and all these fun little things with. other girls and hanging out with other.
boys should we look through Harper's. makeup bag oh no no that's what what you. get. that I was looking like aame to wait you. were looking through it on your own time. yeah and I found the weirdest things in. here why are. you like what is. it no I know what you do with this look. if you took out Harper smells and and. looked at it that's what it is what I do. not smell wait har we don't give a crap. about that smell what is that I know I.
know what you use this for when she does. her mascara and she needs to separate. her lashes she takes the pencil so. that's actually not what I do um I my. eyeliner was that's what I did and mine. looked like that well my eyeliner was. dried out so I poked a pencil into it. and I poked a pencil into the eyeliner. and then it got all um watery I guess. and then so I could put under my waterl. so I Ed the. lead um how do you explain the teeth. marks in this brush. oh uh I like to chew on things like is.
there a problem no no problem just got. any Gatorade in thereeler there's no. Gatorade in here she took eyeliner. pencil to the next level why why are you. nervous is there something in that bag. she do seem kind of nervous that you're. going through her makeup there's nothing. there's nothing in that bag I yeah of. course I just don't smell bad I just. don't understand man that thing has gone. through D what do you mean got from. Sheen about five years ago but like. y' this is like black she puts this on.
her face wow y'all should oh the makeup. video this is probably going to come out. before my video comes out but that was a. funny video having Harper do my makeup I. just don't understand why everybody's. fighting with me like it's nobody's figh. starting what do you mean you're. actually picking fights trying to look. for fights that way you can get clipped. because you think it's funny when your. Clips go viral that's I mean had M had. some attitude with that one my god well. she just kind of sitting too close to. Harper you're getting that teen. something it's okay but when I open my.
mouth it's a big problem yeah be quiet. okay I don't okay why are you like. trying to clip me what questions for new. couples okay we're not a new couple. we've been dating longer than you can. say have on what are you most passionate. about in life hey I have real questions. well that was a real question I have a. real one too right here it's actually. number one passion we going on an actual. the number one on Google just like we're. about to be the number one on Spotify go. follow us on Spotify no we're literally. number 23 so yeah we're following on the. chart so we really need you to follow us. now more than ever sorry what were you.
saying Kenzie tell Cas wow so respectful. of you thank you cash it's okay you can. speak after me have yall gone on an. official date yeah at lunch um school. lunch that's not official it's pretty we. picked out one of one of the singular. tables and we sat on together just the. just the two of you no friends singular. tables at your lunch no friends nobody. are you serious stop sorry man I got. three of them on there before you caught. me to okay well if y'all were to go on a. date outside that was the last thing I. was trying to stack if y'all were going.
to go on a DAT outside of school where. would y'all go each individually answer. for you go second oh Sephora to get her. some new perfume oh my God I mean that. was kind are you being serious he's. going to buy that's so sweet Harper. that's be so honest should I check no no. no don't don't check please but like do. you actually think I smell. bad no because people are going to clip. that like we can CL this do you think. I'm going to do you actually think I. smell bad she's going to keep asking it. so you say no no no sure no there people. at school are going to think I'm a.
stinky girl people stinky girl wait are. these clips going to get clipped so hard. like from people at school cuz y'all are. together no one at school like what do. you mean like on here's a good one she. keeps saying people are going to clip. this from her scho football team like is. obsessed with the whole thing bro no one. cares that much oh everybody cares does. Harper care more than everybody else. cares I think so I I have some good. questions that's why what are the. questions because I'm about to pick a. fight again hold on I got an ad switch. with me please I got an ad on Google. okay here we go uh what were you like in.
high school what what were we're in high. school we're in high school oh sorry uh. let me see oh I got a I got a question. I'll keep looking wait I want to know. what you are passionate about me yeah. singing oh yeah don't you want to become. a singer no I'm asking you dude oh my. bad sorry no AR don't you want to become. a singer cuz when we were in seventh. grade you sent me a video of you singing. oh my gosh that was so. fire yeah you sent your you sent her a. video of you wait was it like was it. like on my guitar I just learned um you. know say you want to go yeah I learned.
on my guitar say you want to go like. that say you w to go by James Arthur let. yeah wait we have a guitar you guys have. a guitar where's our guitar I can play. it right now room it's probably not tun. it's not tuned though it might be Chase. has been playing it yeah Chase has been. playing it that's you play guitar Chase. Chase is not here okay off camera do I I. thought you were chased for some reason. I don't know what just happen if one. more person thinks I'm chased around. here man everyone I mean in life is like. oh you're Chase no my name is not Chase.
can you Jason can you just be so honest. right now does Harper actually smell. smell no oh thank you thank you she's. been literally like geeking out over. there oh yeah bring that baby in here I. can t it I got an app you got an app app. right now would be crazy I don't know. about that it's it's called guitar. guitar maybe play for us after if it's. no no just play with it untuned all. right I got you I'll be able to tell the. play the song that I sang to. Harper Yep this is w he's. seren he's Serena Harper on the podcast.
man that play the guitar this is the. song that I sang her I'm not going to. sing it but all right what is it wait. sing it what you got to sing it it was. already good wait. sh I messed it up I. hear I song I met you in. the it's not your M but he's not singing. I'm not going to sing sing it Harper are. you sing Harper you sing while he plays. so. cute I know the words that was mad I.
can't say sorry I like guitar boys like. madx I mean I mean that was crazy Harper. take that back what is your favorite. chocolate why does it matter uh febles. what do I do with this a good answer oh. this let me see let me see let. meash they're actually so good how many. feable Bo I've still never had one we. were you popular in school yeah we're. pretty popular we say so we're the power. couple are you really are you does. nobody you guys think you'll get prom. king and queen we already did we got we.
got sophomore homecoming whatever it's. called yeah but he didn't show up he. didn't show up yeah actually I was going. to ask why did you not show up I was I. was trying to make a video with baby. groon and then we missed it yeah. whatever baby groon over me are you. kidding me are you kidding me my bad I'm. sorry no I don't understand try to make. that money no I I got you I got you. would you be willing to stay at home. with the kids while I work not me but. like as in for her I don't know if we'll. make it that far at this point dude look. at the attitude she has I don't have any. attitude it's your problem it's your. problem I don't know why you're always. acting like I have a problem because I.
don't I don't you me me and chill look. what she's doing do right now Harper why. are you rage baiting okay to be honest. TBH I literally use you for clout hey. that's getting put in the answer rude. what are three things on y'all's bucket. list you know I'm about to literally. break up with I'm I'm about to break up. with for har we're talking about bucket. list why are you why are you losing your. mind because he's annoying like I. she not that little teenage can I read.
your bucket list yeah you want to did. you just say is that time of the mon say. that. he he say that Maverick you can't read. some of this out loud okay okay wait. bucket list read all out loud you can't. read some of. check no no no no no no wait why didn't. he give it to me I was closer to you. that that was asked I asked you don't. want to touch his hands to stop play. guitar break up with Harper what are you. kidding me are you kidding me oh date.
Harper that one has a. check I'm kidding I'm kidding uh I mean. these are these are climb Mount Everest. I mean that's crazy dude you might die I. all Tik Tok learn how to break dance. hear the on that you're not wait wait. wait let me see let me see you want to. see I want to hear the ones you're not. allowed to say out loud uh learn how to. break. dance me too man be famous drive work on. that one wait you are famous kind of uh. I won't say that one what is it wait. what is it I want to hear share just.
can't read after I can't I can't say it. all loud are they visit the sever. Wonders of the World wait read the big. one read the big one I don't believe. that one that that's not checked off. that seems a little weird um get on the. top of the massive pyramids in Egypt I. honestly I'll give you 100 bucks if you. do that I feel so left out I read which. one read the big one those one with like. three lines that one take a random. person's crutches while they're walking. in run away with them and never come. back oh my.
gosh I don't know I just like put it one. day sit at the edge of a tall building. in New York a very rude thing to I don't. like guys who take oh my gosh can you. stop making it do it like we're having. fun learn how to speak Arabic aren't you. Arabic I'm leane I'm. working we're bonding and everything. she's A Moment Like homie's broken it. doesn't how to speak Arabic huh what. what we're not on that right now and. we're back what's up. guys I'm sorry I didn't know okay oh.
it's okay sorry I just wanted to break. up with him so bad that I had to say. that like I don't yeah but they're. everything's okay everything is fine and. like they're back together now already. now everything's not fine cuz I don't. have a bucket list I need to make one of. those make one no but seriously why you. like can I copy and paste got you bro. here take a picture I need be nice my. mom's telling me to be nice and I'm. literally she's literally like likes. Jason more than me I I'm so. confused parents like Kate more than me. too I don't really get that this true.
you two married no siblings. oh same thing are you two married you. and no also did yall hear him he was. like and then he followed up with asking. if me and you were married I mean. what like no one else laugh how he was. over there dying Al just like no we're. SS really giggling we a camera on Alex I. know why don't we have we have like a.
thousand cameras in this house we need. to get one on Alex Bro he he. really oh do you have a diary or Journal. me yeah no I don't have a diary you. don't have a journal but you have a I. got a bucket list yeah we get it you got. a bucket list oh my gosh stop making. everything so annoying you guys fall. apart again again why don't we just ask. what you love about each other oh yeah. how about you guys give each of you we. ask him what he loves about you. do you let me go first honestly I like I.
can't think of anything right now you're. it's okay just don't touch the mic. you're making me so mad I can't think of. anything right now like seriously well. that's not how game work just one good. thing about each other I'm Harper you go. first don't fight physical Don't Fight. Fire with Fire actually that does work M. noes but we're not going to do that it. technically does okay firefighters do I. like I don't know like I something good. POS phys you can't even think of. anything either like why are we even. together at this point I like like your. hair I don't know like seriously like no.
I don't even have hair bro I just shave. my head yeah I know that's like. embarrassing I was still no no camera. stuff like off the podcast like. seriously like I don't know I don't care. like I don't I don't why are you guys. beefing so hard because that's not. really how the game supposed to be. played you're supposed to give him. something this was supposed to be like. your introduction podcast episode Harper. finally has a boyfriend that was worthy. enough to come sit on an episode and you. guys are breaking up you keep Gerald. beat Gerald keep going please okay well. I just like don't think it's. a nice the next thing out of your mouth. needs to be something you like about I.
don't have anything nice to say if it's. not nice I'm going to hang you upside. down by your ankles please don't do that. man mom and dad are getting after y'all. this is crazy I know I just I I mean I I. uh I like his shoes I about him I don't. know I mean like there's there's a lot. of different things I is he funny sure. yeah he's funny sure she says she said. sure I I mean like off camera right now. like I don't like I'm sorry I don't want. to date you anymore no I'm I'm up to. date with that I'm up to date I mean.
real you guys need to give through. another like 20 minutes on the podcast. and then you can break up and we don't. care what happens but stay together for. the sake of the podcast honestly that. was a good idea can you stay together. for 20 more minutes I'm not going to do. that I'm not going to be on the podcast. with somebody that I don't like clearly. oh what is going on I don't think she. knows we're on the podcast invite him to. the podcast you I did not invite him to. the podcast you invited him because I. did not know technically yeah we did I. that was that was my bad who wants candy. oh that everything I got candy. somebody want all right well Jason now. you say something nice about.
Harper see it takes them forever it. should take hey silence was better than. what you said okay. so I mess with the hair there you go. it's different it's not physical oh my. gosh what do you not get okay say. something emotional all right emotional. she has really good um like she she's. really good at not having a high temper. that's good thank you it's adorable such. a. admirable I like that I like lying. Harper you say something now sorry what.
did you just say say something nice. Harper um I like how he like are those. nerds yes go nerds um I like how he uh. I'm PR did you just see a Skittle with. the nerd it was stuck together yeah that. was you're not supposed to do that but. that's okay I you're supposed to be on a. diet like according to Harper what do. you you put him on a I have protein. shakes if you want I like that he um he. is like a little taller than my ex I. don't know stop talking about your ex oh.
right I'm not even taller than him yes. you are much taller than there goes that. one but he's also a little skinnier what. like you're you're more M masculine oh. thank you oh that was a compliment good. job very big discs to the. ex um let's try to be nice to everyone. okay yeah sure. um I like you too no well I didn't say. you don't get jealous we could always. settle this for the game of Memory Match. no we can't no we can't we really can't. none of that it's Memory Match it's.
don't ask don't ask you don't know what. Memory Match is it's Memory Match I just. know I'm very good at it since I was a. child prodigy every game he's lost you. don't know you seriously never played. Memory Match no I mean how young are. these kid you put the cards down I. played when I was five oh oh like you. okay know what you're talking about yeah. I know it's called memory badge what he. obviously doesn't have a memory everyone. I asked to play Memory Match with me. they're like What's that and then I show. them the game they're like oh yeah that. game what has everyone called that game. memory who's your best friend at school.
oh at school yeah am I there's only one. right answer in oh Harper of course no. that is a girlfriend no she's also his. best friend who is your best friend at. school that's not. Harper thank you homie is going to see. this the homie that didn't get said. someone named like Ethan he's my he's my. English so you have like one best friend. me I don't really I'm not really like. really anybody at school I guess like. acquaintances I have I have um I have.
like do you not have friends at school. not really I have uh church friends I. don't have friends either I don't have. well yeah I know you don't got to you. wouldn't consider the people at your. school like friends just like dude. somebody at his school is crying right. now I get it when I was in school I just. felt like I had acquaintances too we we. don't hang out like outside of school. it's just what do y'all mean you go to. school these people like8 hours a day. yeah the thing is you're not like. telling them you're you're kind of like. forced to hang out with them I guess so. but not best friends like you come back. from prison and you're like yeah I got.
some good friends in there you're like. yeah I knew people in there like I would. I would have call him my friend no. people like people don't like us out. dude I mess with some people in prison I. feel like I'd be homies with a lot of. them she's been trying to talk for like. 2 minutes y keep interrupting yeah. that's what we really do on this show. honestly I'm saying is people don't. really like us at school right no yeah. not really why cuz in their are people. like mean to you at school people mean. to me yeah no not really people don't. like us at school they at school who did.
you kiss yesterday. evening yeah what okay I can you please. that out of my face I'm mad with the. fact that you're always like with other. girls asking them questions like I'm. just I'm trying to like approach Us in. like a calm way but like why are you. always asking questions why are you. trying to pick fight I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to pick a fight it's just. like I'm approaching cont trying to grow. that content all right yeah I I have. never hung out with a guy for Content so. it's not it's not what you're do oh. really what would you call The madx. Backson music video I was forced into.
that no you were not was I saw it there. was a weapon behind the camera what do. you call this right now. then fun I don't know fun she's like. what time can I go home I don't know you. feel like you've accomplished something. by coming on the LOL podcast it's the. LOL podcast yeah I didn't see that on. your bucket list so I was kind of. concerned oh my bad it goes under the. the be famous it's all stacking up all. in one oh so like we're just like a. stepping sto and you're going to keep. walking up and leave us in the much one. day I know that you're not like trying. to hurt me in any way but like dude.
please why why are you picking a fight. why are you being a victim because I'm. sorry I'm like I just like want to break. up with him but y'all y'all connect. emotionally because neither one of y'all. have good friends and you guys both do. cont no I have pretty good friends but. like Oh I thought you said you have I. have pretty good friends but just him he. got none I don't have friends I mean. like uh do. you what have friends you said a lot of. friends you know I would let you be my. friend but you're 15 so that isn't.
really make any sense what am I to you. yeah what do she is she not she not the. same age pretty much yeah but like you. know we we don't hang out like like that. her mom's here all the time you know. yeah oh no usually my mom's not here. Harper has never played to play Super. Smash Bros with us you know we've asked. her we all go out to dinner after. podcast like you want to come with. everyone if we went out to dinner or. pickle ball you'd come of course bro I. love pickle ball you play pickle ball. yeah would never come yeah if we play. Pickleball after this and Jason comes. and Harper does not that is crazy funny.
Insanity are youall playing pickle ball. after this yeah we will we were talking. about it tonight she's like dang it okay. well I have to take a. shower apparently I smell bad Harper. honestly she would hang out this morning. she's got a lot of school and then when. she died at school she got work thank. you yeah I got work that's what Maverick. tells himself so he doesn't cry at night. do you do anything other than work or. than uh social media me yeah besides. like sports not really wait Harper. Harper said you bought a car yeah from.
all the Tik toks paid off me too wait. what kind of what kind did you get it's. a Kia it's like a sport car Harper you. got him a car no I'm thank you I posted. it on my story and I said thanks Harper. yeah that's a very heartful moment uh. that's so sweet yeah it was just like it. was did she even say you're welcome no. she said no problem no problem did I. actually yeah did I say and and then you. you texted me like a robot look let me. read it frick it did you save itot after.
no she was texting me like a robot look. oh uh oh she goes um no problem and then. I said well I mean y'all you're really. swiping y'all must text a lot oh yeah. and then she said um you got that money. from I said yeah she goes I'm so proud. of you that's amazing with an. exclamation mark oh that was kind of I'm. nice I'm a good girlfriend and I'm nice. it was like it was s like a robot text. though yeah is that not okay like do you. not have fun with robot G my bad my bad. I love robots well anyways we're going.
to go play pickle ball now we'll see you. guys next time we are out of time break. thank you Jason is there anything you'd. like to sayp can is it ARP or harp it's. harp harp anything any final words wait. yeah anything we're break just asked. that we're breaking up no no not you any. final words for Jason we're breaking up. we're done. any you're oh can I do an outro yeah. make sure you say want to say before you. leave and then don't plug your mic back. in no I'm good she doesn't let me play.
can I play some outro music uh no we'll. get copyrighted oh okay all right all. right ready you can sing it for us no. your mic's unplugged no one thank you so. much for watching make sure you follow. the Spotify cuz we're number 23 out of. the out of out of 20 out of whatever the. number is please follow so they can get. back up there we need it we're desperate. we're breaking up thank you so much for. watching we're breaking up wow he really. knows how to piss me off.
