Harper Is Suing Natalie Reynolds!
So, I'm suing Natalie. Natalie decided. to go on the internet and lie about the. fact that she was coming down to Texas. to cloud when we came to my house. I. spit her face. No, none of that. happened. Why don't you try to keep. getting views? She's like, "Broo is. suing me. Harper's suing me. Blah blah. blah is suing me. Samar is suing me.". Like, how many people are suing you? Like, if that many people are suing you, then change your mindset or change the. way you do things. Seriously, chill out. Chill out. Chill out. [snorts]. Welcome back to the podcast, guys.
Today, >> I have so many questions. I have so many. questions. >> Hold on. We're taste testing burnt. cookies. So mean. >> made by Kenzie. Have you tasted your. burnt cookie? >> I ate it. >> Oh, wow. >> And did you like it? It was great. Yeah. >> See, [laughter]. >> I made cookies for our neighbors cuz I'm. a kind person. And Cash is dogging on. me. >> She made burnt cookies for our. neighbors, which is odd thing to do. >> They're a little hard, but like it's. good because once you get into the. middle, they're good. >> Oh, see they are hard. Should I just. throw them away? >> No. Let's see. >> Stop. Should I throw them away?
>> Cash. >> M. Seriously, >> I thought it was good. I I thought your. cookies were [laughter] great, babe. >> Okay, look. This is Look, LET'S SEE IF. IT CAN break the TV. >> The cookie is not going to break the TV. Cash, >> you don't think? >> No. Don't let me put these cookies in. their mailbox as if they're horrible. >> I don't think they're horrible, babe. >> Yo, I have questions. >> Oh my gosh. Harper's panicking. I'm. panicking and I also have two stories. that I have to tell you. So, >> we're going to have to talk to her. >> She's going to keep making NOISE TILL WE.
DO. >> GUESS WHAT I FOUND? >> WE HAVE A lot to talk about today. >> Wait, before we start, guess what I. found? It's completely irrelevant to. everything, but I thought you'd. appreciate it as much as I do. I found. 10 minute self-tanner. >> What? >> It's loving tan. You. >> did you try it? >> That's just called spray paint at this. point. >> You know what? I haven't tried it yet, but I saw this girl on TikTok use it. So, I feel like. >> 10 minutes tanner. >> Yes. You put it on just for 10 minutes. and then you can take a shower. >> Wow. So you don't have to walk around at. night or get your sheets all dirty. >> I'm shocked. This sounds like a promo. I. promise it's not. I'm just really What. do you get at Ulta? >> Ulta. Yeah, >> man. I'm getting that, too. What were me.
and Cash about to have t. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. I I don't want to hear. about that. I want to know who. Yo, like. tell the story like Wait, was I was. there? >> We were. Yes, you were there as well. So, we are. >> playing volleyball. Wait, hold on. You. got to fill the audience in. Harper's. freaking out because yeah, Maverick told. her that we met one of her crushes that. she talks to and she's like, "No, you. don't know my crush. You don't know my. crush. You don't know him. Prove it.". So, she's been geeking out and we said, "We're not going to tell her until we. start the. >> Where was I? I'm going to tell you one.
thing he said about you, and then you're. going to know exactly who it is.". >> Okay. >> Okay. >> He said. that. >> She's so nervous. Look at her. >> Go. Go. >> He said that you and him have kissed. No, because I did just go through my. kiss count and LOOK AT THE ALL. [laughter]. cuz I looked at all the J's cuz you said. his name starts with a J. >> It doesn't start with a J. THAT WAS A. LIE. >> BRO, ALL THE J. [laughter]. >> NO. >> HOW MANY JS YOU GOT ON THAT LIST? >> NO. Wait a second. How long is your list?
>> No, it's not even long, but I was just. checking to see like. >> Right. Right. Right. Of course. >> Oh, wait. Can you tell me who it is? >> Oh, yeah. Of course. So, it starts with. a C. >> Yeah. >> So, you meant him? Uh, yes. >> Do you know his name? Was. >> Yes, that was his name. >> Are we Are we just actually like. dropping his name right now? >> I guess so. >> We'll believe it. We'll believe it. So, nobody just don't spam his name. >> Okay. So, yeah, we met him. >> and he was he was uh. >> very vocal. He's very vocal about that. He, you know, talked to you. >> He's uh we talked for two days and he.
said, "I LOVE YOU." SO, >> OH, WELL, HE was very proud of that. >> Yeah, he was really like that. What if. he just actually really really liked you. and you're just like, >> "No, no, trust me, he didn't like me.". >> Really? >> Well, you smile when you say that. >> Well, no, he liked me, but I had you on. him because he was like posting my. rubber band on his story and I was like, "This is just so rubber banding." Yeah. >> You gave him rubber band. >> No, he was like, "Can I can I keep. something to remember you?". >> Oh. Ah, that's so high school. >> I was like I was like I was like, "Uh, I.
have a rubber band." And he was like, "Thanks." And then I had to un add him. Poor guy. His little heart is sounds. kind of He sounds kind of nice. I feel. bad. >> Wait, did he play with you guys at the. volleyball court or did he just come up. and talk cute? Wait, he's a cute kid? >> Yeah, he is. >> What? Why you acting like he's like. nine? >> No. No. He's cute. Like he's a. >> Don't ever say that about someone. younger. >> He's actually a year younger than. [laughter] me. >> A year younger than you. Oh, so he's a. little boy. >> Yeah, >> right. >> But he's cute, right? >> No. Uh, well, >> no. Like, wait, >> he looked like Justin Bieber. >> Wait, you were you going to answer that?
>> No. I was looking at her like, do you. want me to answer that? I'm not going to. answer that. THAT'S A TOUGH QUESTION. WE'RE ALL INTERESTED NOW. >> I'm not answering any questions. >> You called Maddox's cute ones. >> No, he is. Let's [laughter] see. DO IT. AGAIN. >> OKAY. HE'S A overall goodlook guy. though. >> He He is a He's a good-looking guy. Yes. >> Objectively. [laughter] Objectively. >> She baited Maps. Yeah. >> Shut up. Listen. Uh but then. >> looks don't matter people cuz then we. are in the middle OF OUR VOLLEYBALL. GAME. >> MAP WAS MAD at him. >> This product is intended for adult use. only. Sometimes it feels like everyone's.
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are we doing on the court here?". >> Yeah. I was like I was like, "What are. we doing?" Like we're in the middle of a. game. Like. >> kind of in our way, but it's okay. It's. okay. I forgive you, bro. Forgive you. >> But he So, what did he say about me? >> He just said that he used to talk to. you. >> Why didn't you care? I thought you. didn't like him. >> Then we like sat down and we got coffee. and we had a long conversation about it. and. >> No, y'all didn't. But like he said all. his feelings. >> Where did it come in that he kissed me? >> That he kissed you? Yeah. He said he. never SAID, "HEY, YOU KNOW HARPER. ZOOMER?" YEAH, I KISSED HER. >> OH, ACTUALLY, >> that's kind of how. >> Yeah. No, no, he didn't say anything. about that. I made that up to see if you. I made it up to see if you'd admit to.
it. And you did. >> Oh, he didn't say that. >> No, he didn't say that. He never said. that. >> You said that. You told me that. Yeah, you admitted to it. [laughter] So, Gotcha. >> Well, yeah, he is. He lives like 45. minutes away. And we met um with my. friend and Yeah, he was very nice. We. hung out for two nights in a row and. then he. >> kissed him. >> Yeah, I kissed him. [laughter] Yeah, it. was cool. >> Man, let me tell you, there's a lot of. people there though that go Yeah. that. all say they go to school with you and. like different stuff. There's a lot. >> They always come to us.
>> So, I have two stories. Wait, wait, wait. Before you start, you guys said. that that there was a girl that tried to. talk to me that night and I ignored her. >> Oh, yeah. I didn't hear it. So that same. night we were playing volleyball with. another kid and his girlfriend was there. or something. >> and she went and laid down on a towel. next to Kate and thought she'd be. friends with Kate and then she tries. talking to Kate and Kate proceeded to. just ignore her. >> No, I don'tate the girl. >> It's very sad. >> She was like my age, but I didn't know. she was trying to talk to me. I didn't. even hear her saying it. >> And Kate has one of those faces. Um. there's a name for it, but I'm not going.
to say it. >> No, I don't. >> Uh yeah, you do. No, like when you were. in a bug, you're like, >> "Yeah, Kate's like. >> I will say I think Yeah, you were like. in the suntanning chair. You probably. had like like shades on. You were. probably like, [laughter]. >> "Really?". >> Yeah. So Kate ignored the girl. I didn't. know she talked to me. >> I don't agree with your husband, though. I don't think you looked like that. >> Oh, thanks. >> Yeah. I think I think I think you look. great, Kate. [laughter]. Hi, >> Har. What's What's your two story? >> So, I went to my lake house this weekend. and we were on the drive back and. >> Wait, you have a lake house?
>> Yeah. her grandparents live. >> You never invited us to your lake house. >> That's what I'm wondering. Is there a. boat there? >> Away. Yeah, there is a boat. >> Well, I'll go right now. What type of. boat? I don't care. A speedboat. >> Where is Where is the boat? Where is. Oklahoma? >> Okay. We're not using you for your boat. No, >> but you want to go. >> We're just curious where the boat in. Lake. >> Is it like a boat you can ski behind? >> Yes. I We go tubing in. >> No way. I mean, if I was ever invited, that'd be cool. >> Gate gatekeeping. That is crazy. >> Oh, well, let me tell you a story. So,
we're on the way back from the lake. house. Mind you, the I get there on. Saturday morning because I drove I I. woke up at 5:00 a.m. I got there at 12. uh p.m. [snorts] because I had a date. that earlier that night. >> A date? >> What in the What's going on with you? >> I know. >> Back it up. I want to hear that story. first. >> Let's finish this one then we'll come. back. We'll come back. >> Basically, um I have a date that night. So then that morning [snorts] I drive to. the lake house at 5:00 a.m. I get there.
at 12:00. We hang out there. We wake up. at 5:00 a.m. Monday morning. I drive. back. On the drive back, me and Brooke. are driving. All three of the girls are. asleep. >> Did you just tell me all of that to just. say on your way back from the [laughter]. lake house? Yeah, we get it. You and. Brooke and day and times 9:00 a.m. 10. a.m. What happened? [laughter]. >> So then um on the way back from the lake. house, um we uh we we're driving. It's. 5:00 a.m. Me and. >> Really? I thought you were just on the. way back. be driving. Me and Brooke are in the two. seats and there's three girls sleeping.
behind us. Um, my sister and her two. friends. >> and we're driving next to a jail. Me and. Brooke look over to the jail. We see. four inmates jump over the fence, jump. over the barbwire fence, run across the. highway, a deer's chasing after them. I. swear it sounds like I'm making THIS UP. >> THIS IS ALL MADE UP. >> I will call Brooke. >> You saw four inmates escape prison and. instead of a cop chasing them, it was a. deer. I will say that part makes me. sounds believable. >> Listen, a deer. >> I'm not seen a deer chase anyone.
>> I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just. gonna make a. >> It's like a weird thing to add in. >> Brooke, >> what. >> what happened on the way back from the. lake house? >> We saw four prisoners escaping the. prison. >> And was something chasing them? >> What? >> Was something Was something chasing it? >> The prisoners? >> Yes. No, >> no. A deer. Remember the deer? >> Well, I don't think it really it was.
really chasing it, but it was running. across the street. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Okay. But I love you. So, you see, I'm not lying because I. >> The deer chasing me down to arrest him. I. >> There was a deer that like stopped in. the middle of the road after. >> Did they Did the deer pepper spray him, too? >> No, but there was four prisoners. And. then we didn't call the cops on them, but we decided to call the cops on a. drug deal that we saw last night. >> You saw a drug deal, too? >> Yeah. So, basically what happened was. me, Blake, Emmy, and Brooke were at. In-N-Out and we are. >> Was it cuz you were hanging out with the. inmates? >> No. We were ordering our food. We're.
outside. We look behind us. There's this. like really nice car and then there's. this like white kind of beat up car. Um. the white beat up car. Grab something. from that car and this like big stack of. cash. Gives it to the other car and then. we call the cops. But we didn't think to. call the cops on the inmates. >> What did the cops say to you? >> Oh, like Blake took a photo of both of. their license plates. >> Dang, Blake a snitch. >> I know. [laughter] We like we did that. >> You a snitch. >> We did that. We did that two years ago, too. Um, >> you snitched twice. >> No, when me and Blake like first met.
>> Well, we've met when we were like 3. years old, but like when me and Blake. first met Matt, we called the cops on a. drug deal at Chick-fil-A. >> At Chick I don't I don't think drug. dealers go to Chick-fil-A. I'll be. honest. >> I don't I don't think they do. >> Hey yo, where you want to meet up? >> Chick-fil-A. >> Chick-fil-A. [laughter] Oh, dude. They. closed on Sunday. >> They closed on Sunday. It's the perfect. spot. But yeah, no, it was that's crazy. But yeah, the lake house was fun. Was. fun. >> What's your second story? >> That was my second story was a drug. deal. >> Is that okay?
>> Yeah. >> Wow. So, tell us about the date. >> It was so good. >> Wait, actually. >> Yeah. Why are you saying that? >> Was it magical? >> It was It was good. It was a great date. >> You're like blinking too much. I feel. like this is fake. >> No, it was a good date. >> Oh, yeah. She was showing me Ring. doorbell footage of it. >> No. Okay. Wait, that sounds like I'm. crazy, but I I'm not crazy. >> Your Ring doorbell or his? my Ring. doorbell because he picked me up and I. wanted to see how awkward it was, how. like how it looked, you know? >> Wait, it was telling me we could watch. it. >> It was a great side hug. Let us SEE IT. >> I WANT TO see the footage. >> NO, GIVE IT NO, AFTER THE PODCAST. AFTER.
THE PODCAST. >> I waited before the podcast to tell you. who I kissed or whatever. So, no. >> Uh, yeah, but the AUDIENCE WAS. >> MIND YOU, I DIDN'T I didn't even kiss. him. >> That's good. Can we Can we blur his face. on the Ring doorbell and put it on. camera? >> No. No. Uh oh. No, no, no, no, no. We'll. put like one of those little emojis over. his head. You can't even see his face. like tracks but for half a second it. >> think I'm a freaking psychotic girl. >> That's very normal because things did. end between us already. >> Already.
>> But it was good while it lasted, right? >> Yeah, [laughter] it was good. He paid. for my dinner. He paid for my ice cream. It was really good. >> That's so good. >> He came and picked you up and. everything. Wait, that's your first real. real date then? >> Yeah, I guess. Yeah, kind of. >> Cuz no one's come to like pick you up. and actually take you. He didn't ask you. to pay like some guys have. >> No, >> his money or his mom's money, you think? >> His I think. Yeah. >> But he Yeah, he's really nice. Well, it. lasted lasted for two days. So, [laughter]. >> pretty cool. But. >> wait, is that the same guy that they. played volleyball with though, right? No. Gosh, no.
>> I've been meaning to tell you, Cash, I. need you to start paying for more things. for me. >> Me? What? What do you mean? We share. money. >> My Yeah, but my sister, she got a new. boyfriend and he keeps buying her lots. of things. >> THAT GIRL COMES AROUND. SHE'S dressed. from head to toe in Lululemon all the. time. Anyway, >> I thought you about to say Louis. Vuitton. I was about to have some words. for that. >> No, he's wearing like a new Lulu set. He. just bought her like the Nike, you know, like the really cute Nike like grandma. >> Did he buy her a house? Yeah. I'm. [laughter] I'm wondering. Did he buy her. a car? >> Um, yeah. What about a Tesla? What about. a ring?
>> I'm sure when the time comes he will, >> right? Right. >> And it'll be a nice ring. >> What? You don't like your ring? >> No. I LOVE MY. COME ON. Are you serious right now? It'll be a nice ring. What is that. supposed to mean? And it'll be a nice. ring. >> I'm saying he will get her a very nice. ring. >> Mhm. >> You got me a nice ring, too. There's. more than one nice ring in this world. Please shut up. >> Dang. >> You're compliment fishing, >> right? Harper, would you date a sports. player? >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah.
>> Like like a like a [laughter]. like a college athlete. >> Yeah. >> Like a like a guy that like throws the. javelin. >> Yeah. >> What? >> What's the javelin? [laughter]. Oh my gosh. What is that juice you have. underneath you? >> It's clear. >> And why does it sit on it and it's. dripping out of your butt while you. >> It's clearly my juice. Okay. It says it. right on the side. >> Can I try it? >> Why does it say cash? >> It sounds like a mystery juice and I. don't think. >> Well, >> that's going to make me actually throw. up. >> You can try it if you want. >> Are you going to try it?
>> Here, I'll pour you a glass. >> I I'd kind of like to try it. [laughter]. >> I'm not drinking Cash's juice. >> No. Trust me, you're going to want it. It's the best in town. >> I think I want Cash's juice. >> Ew. Yeah, >> I know that he didn't write the cash. juice on it cuz his handwriting is not. that good. >> Yeah, that someone else do it. That is. correct. >> That is why I'm kind of more. trustworthy. I feel like it's got to be. good if someone else made it. >> Oh, I don't know. It's murky. >> But the fact that you're saying this is. murkier than we're supposed to have. [laughter]. >> Let me see. >> Knock yourself out. >> Ew. Don't drink it. Don't drink it. >> EW. TELL US WHAT IT IS. HOW. >> LONG HAS IT been sitting there? >> Guess what it is. Guess what it is.
>> It tastes like Windex or smells like. Windex. >> Oh, maybe we shouldn't drink that. >> Ooh, it does kind of smell like Windex, but it also kind of smells like. Kool-Aid. Drink it. Drink it. Drink it. Drink it. >> Don't drink it, Ma. Maverick, don't. drink it. >> I' I've had warm Kool-Aid before. I. think this is what it is. Drink it. >> No, don't drink it. Don't drink it. >> I think I know what it is. >> Yeah. >> What do you mean you think you know what. it is? It's my juice. That's what it is. >> I do believe this is blue Kool-Aid. But. I also believe that you probably spit in. there. So, I don't backwash. I drank. from the cups. >> What? >> You didn't drink from the whole big. gallon tub yourself. >> You didn't backwash. You drank from the.
cups. >> Yeah. >> You had some of this one? >> No. I have like 50 cups right here. >> You drank all the cups. >> Can you just drink Drink it, >> please? >> Hey, Cash. >> Yes. >> How come your ring is on the wrong. finger? >> I'm trying to take it off right now. >> Cuz my fingers are getting fat and uh. Kate did not get me a very nice ring, as. she would put it. And uh. >> your ring is literally more expensive. than mine. >> Will you drink? >> And uh my fingers are getting fat and my. ring's misshapen, so I have to rotate. hands sometimes. >> Okay, I will go get it fixed for you. because that's crazy.
>> What is it? >> Did you taste it? M. No, I can't. >> WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRAMATIC, Y'ALL? >> Whoever don't do Oh, >> what is that? [laughter]. >> What was that? >> Wait, what was it? >> What is. >> I'm serious. What is that? >> No, I don't know, man. >> It's Windex. It's Windex. >> YOU JUST DRINK WINDEX? >> OH, I say for consumption. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. >> Oh, >> what's really watered down Kool-Aid or. something? [laughter]. >> I think it's Kool-Aid.
>> It's a hug. It's a hug. Oh, it's the hug. juice. But why does it taste like that? >> It's hug mixed with Skittles drink. The. Skittles. >> It probably does have Windex in it then. >> Ew, that's really gross. >> Disgusting. >> So, it's a Skittle hug. >> They make blue Skittles drinks. >> Yeah. >> Blue raspberry. >> I just like can't believe. me and him are over. >> You guys You guys date? >> I can't because you told me it started. at the same time you told me it's over. So, >> the moment you told me that it started, >> I'm sure the lake house trip was. That's. how long a relationship. The moment you. told me it started, I thought it would.
last longer than that. >> I also thought that me and that the sea. guy were going to last, too. >> Really? >> I don't see that lasting. So, are there. any other he said? >> Sorry. Is that. >> That's all he said. >> Like, that's all he said was, "Hi.". >> Yeah, he shared a bunch of other. personal private information, but that's. all I can share right now. >> Wait, no. Like, actually, >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He showed us pictures of you guys. together. >> Yeah. >> Something about Palm Beach. I don't. know. [laughter]. >> Palm Beach. I don't WHO IS THAT GUY? >> I keep seeing it. WHO IS HE'S LIKE THE.
NUMBER TWO PERSON ON CAMEO. >> WAIT, wasn't he? >> I don't know who this guy is. >> I just started a cameo. Go follow my. Cameo. Anyways, >> Harper. >> Do you not understand? >> Wait, what are you guys talking about? >> Cuz I was scared. Wait, >> who is Palm Beach? >> What did he show you? >> Oh, the guy didn't show us nothing. We're trolling. >> now. Who's Palm Beach Pete? >> I thought he was the homeless guy in the. Or not the homeless guy. The guy who had. a boat in the hurricane and they were. like, "You got to get. >> No, no, that's Lieutenant Dan.". Lieutenant Dan. Okay. Yeah. Palm Beach. Pete is Jeffrey Epstein's doppelganger.
and everybody thinks he's Jeff. >> Yeah, he sounds like Jeffrey Epste. >> Oh, they think like Jeffrey Epstein like. fake his death and now he's just living. as Palm Beach Pete. >> Yes. >> Well, that guy that guy has like he's. like number two on Cameo. >> That's crazy. >> You know who's number one? Kind of. crazy. >> Big Red. >> He wasn't lying when he said that. He. said, "I've been number one on Cameo.". >> He has like 2,000 reviews on Cameo. >> Wait, I want to see what I am like. Hello. He would have to be doing cameos. >> You have 20 reviews. I checked. [laughter]. >> 20. Yeah. >> Uh, well, I'm really good at cameos.
>> I DON'T KNOW. YOU HAD YOU HAD A COUPLE. ONEAR REVIEWS. >> I think people. >> I don't think I ever got a one star. review on Cameo. >> I have never even thought of starting a. cameo, but now you guys are all making. me think I should. >> I have one for myself. >> My cameo. I I literally just lost my streak. >> Not your streak. >> It was a 63 day streak for Sam. >> Should we make one live on the podcast? >> You can. Uh, also in case you're. wondering, you have a 4.2 four star. rating. >> Read my one star. [laughter]. >> You don't want to read it. >> You have three. You have three one.
stars. >> Wait, what do they say? How do you get a. one star rating on a cameo? Harbor, >> my my favorite cameo of yours is in the. ski mask. [laughter]. >> You did a cameo. >> YEAH, SHE'S WEARING A SHY. >> I ain't doing that one. >> Uh, >> did I ask for that? >> Oh, no. No. I was going skiing and I had. this. >> Parker's one star review. The person was. like, "I specifically said that this was. a Hanukkah gift and she finished the. video with MERRY CHRISTMAS.". >> OH, NO. THAT was [laughter] so bad. >> I have I have a five star.
>> Really? >> I have all five stars. >> I know. I have all five stars. I'm five. star flawless. >> Maybe because you don't get a bunch. >> Yeah, I have six reviews [laughter] and. they're all five stars. >> Yeah. >> I I haven't I only did them. Wow. Look. at how long ago this was. >> I don't really know why I do a bunch of. cameos. I think I they're fun to do, but. it's just like it's like is like it's. cool. >> Look at me. >> Yeah, you were babyfaced. >> It looks like you just got your braces. off. >> I did. My teeth were so straight. >> Yeah. Wait, let me see that. >> Wait, were you in LA?
>> Yeah, this is when we look your jaw is. pulled back. Yeah, >> you look your face is different. >> You look so much better then. >> Yeah, >> I know, Harper. THAT'S WHY I'M DEBATING. JAW SURGERY BECAUSE of people like you. >> You should get some. [laughter] I need to get a second. >> I'll pop up. >> Wait, let me see. >> I'll pop up this video for you guys. And. my jaw now. Look at how forward it is. >> Yeah, it's really bad. >> Looking like a Mac truck. It's just up. there, man. >> It's okay. These are the surgeries I'm. going to get. I'm going to get.
>> Why'd you say it like we're getting. squishies? >> My second toe is longer than my first. toe. So, >> you're getting toe surgery? Yeah. >> I'm going to get toe surgery, bunion. surgery, and then um cuz. >> you do not have bunions. No, my mom grew. bunions. It's like I lived, so I'm gonna. get I got I got a second toe that's. longer than my big toe, too. >> Yeah, same. Mine's bad. >> So, we should go get surgery. >> Don't mind my long my. >> You're gonna be off balance. You're. gonna be able to walk anymore. >> I don't think you should get surgery on. your toes. I'll be honest. >> You should definitely not get surgery on. your toes. That seems like a very. unnecessary.
>> My teeth were teeth in. Look at that. Your teeth were teeth in. Yeah, look at. that. >> You don't know what's gone. >> I'm so excited. [laughter]. I get to make your retainer. >> I don't think that's the same person. You go. My bottom retainer fell out. >> and Yeah. It's really upsetting. So, not. They're moving. >> Is yours a permanent retainer? >> Yeah. And it fell out. >> Wow. >> You don't want them. >> I have top and bottom permanent. retainers. >> Oh, no. I would never want that. I want. my retainers every night. >> No, you don't. Because look, my teeth.
are still straight, but because the. permanent retainer is only on the front. like four, six teeth, they're pulling. away from the rest of them. So, I have a. gap. >> It's hard to brush underneath them. >> I know. I swear to you, YOU CAN'T FLY. WHY IS everybody getting permanent. retainers? I thought everybody just wore. like a retainer at night like you're. supposed to. >> Cuz my dentist is an idiot. >> Dang. >> He's never going to see that probably. But. >> Well, why did you Why did you You got. your braces off like. >> a couple years ago. Yeah. No. Um. >> did you have the option to get a. >> No, she just put it on. But cuz she.
knows that I wouldn't use retainers. >> Oh my gosh. I was. >> I haven't used the retainer on my top. teeth and they're still pretty straight. So. >> Wait, you don't wear a retainer? >> I don't. >> Okay. It shocks me how many people don't. wear the retainer. Like what do you. mean? Your parents spent thousands of. dollars for you to get braces. >> Because some of us are immature, Kate, that's why. Well, I got my braces off. when I was 13 and I've wore my retainer. every single night since I was 13. >> What about your husband? >> He won't do it. >> I can't wear my teeth jacked up. Wish I. could, but I couldn't. >> Yeah, my retainer. No, no, they still. fit. But, you know, I had crowns put in,
so now they touch and it's all weird. It's jacked up. >> You know what is insane? Every single. time, every single time we're about to. have a guest on a podcast, I always say. the guest. Like for Big Red, I asked. Cash. I was like, "We should have Big. Red on the podcast." No, this time, no. Listen, this Listen, this time I was. like, >> "We should I No, yesterday I was going. to text you and say we should all get. braces and have Ivy on the podcast. >> Get braces." Yeah. >> Yeah. To get all get braces for braces. Braces are really cute, but I feel like. for some reason it's when you when.
you're like almost about to get your. braces off. Like when you have like the. really thick chain, your teeth are. really straight. Yeah, that's when mine. looked the best, too, is when my teeth. were like perfectly straight and I was. getting them off soon and like the chain. was thick. >> Can we get braces for a podcast? I would. love that. >> Good braces brand deal. >> I would love to get braces. >> No, because I wouldn't want to go. through like the first year of braces. where they put like the the like cir, you know, when like you don't have the. chain link braces and just. >> Oh, yeah. Just a square. That was. >> No, I want to get braces for a podcast. and have the power chain on it. So,
>> yeah, just the power chain. If you have. braces now and you don't have the power. chain, you will soon. >> Yeah, that was my peak. Like that that. that was the best I looked forever. >> I thought I was so cool having black. braces. >> I never got black braces. >> I got black. You got like plaque on your. teeth. Like black plaque. Everybody said. that, but they look good cuz my teeth. were so white. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Black? I don't know about black. >> They look good. Trust. I wanted camo, but. >> that's not Wait, I actually when before. I got the chain linked one, I got my top. braces were green and my bottom ones.
were pink. I literally got LOL colors. before LOL existed. Me, too. Swear, too. Swear. >> Really? >> You did green and pink, too. >> Yeah, I probably have a picture of it. somewhere. >> I did black and red. >> Red's questionable. >> You did? >> Mhm. That's questionable. >> I have black and red. >> Hey, >> there's so many photos of poop. All. three, all three of you on your phone. That's. >> Yeah, I'm looking at my jawline. I don't. know if I'd say that looks good. >> I thought my Okay. Well, that's a crazy. picture of me because I was 13. >> I got a question real quick. >> What? >> I saw this and I debated it for a while. About 30 minutes. I pondered it.
>> Is there more. legs or eyes in the world? >> Probably eyes. >> Eyes. >> But what about what about animals? >> Legs. >> Legs. >> You think legs? >> Yes. >> You are solid on legs? >> Solid. I think for a million dollars. you're going to say legs. >> For a million dollars. >> You're saying a million dollars you're. going to say eyes? >> I mean, I don't really care to be. honest. >> No, there's definitely like one animal. that has like 10,000 eyes or something. that we don't know about. >> One animal, but there's multiple animals. with multiple legs.
>> No, but think about it. >> Stella's got the answer and I know why. the answer. I'm smarter than everyone. >> Oh, I know the answer, too. Don't say it. yet. Yep. >> Oh my gosh. Is it. >> legs? >> Is it eyes? Because like one animal has. like 1,700 eyes per an animal and then. it just adds up to. >> No, it's not. It's not because of one. animal. >> Okay. What is it? >> It's because of the most popular animal. >> What is it? Spider. >> No. >> How many eyes does a spider have? >> There is one. thing. You are completely missing now. What's What's the most popular animal?
>> Why are you all acting like this popular. animal? >> Yeah. The most popular animal. >> A human. >> A fish. >> Yes. And. >> how many legs do a fish have? Oh, >> why do they not seem impressed? >> They have fins. There's just. >> a fin ain't no leg. >> And why is a fish the most popular. animal? >> Most question populated. >> POPULATED. >> ALSO, DID Y'ALL KNOW there is a fish. that can walk on land? >> An alligator. >> It's called What was it called? >> A turtle. >> No, no, no, no. It's an actual fish. >> It's called like the walking carp or.
something. >> Yeah. Apparently, it walks on land and. can hop between ponds. >> My teeth are so yellow with braces. Oh. my. I CAN'T EVEN. >> WAIT, are you looking at a picture of. yourself with braces? >> And I I had green on the top. Uh, pink. on the bottom. >> Wait, we have the same ones. I'm trying. to find a picture of mine. >> Oh, wait. Here's a photo of mine. >> Oh, wait. Y'allss are top and bottom. Mine was black, red, black, red, black, red, black, red. >> Oh, you have pink and green. >> Oh, that's an interesting choice. >> Really? Everybody at school got black, so I got black, too, cuz I thought. >> my teeth were so yellow. It's. embarrassing. >> What? >> I wasn't going to say anything. >> This was the day before I got my braces.
off. >> That's so mean. >> No, actually, that's so weird because in. that photo, I had a teeth whitening. filter on, so. >> they were pretty white. I'm not going to. lie. Oh, >> y'all think I should get jaw surgery? They got to cut my jaw like this. >> No. >> No. >> And then they push it back. >> I don't think you should be. >> and they and then they and then they. screw it together. I don't think. >> I would say if you were in like some. sort of immense pain. Yes. But you're. not in any pain. >> Yeah, but. >> he's in emotional pain. >> I'm in emotional pain, which is a. married man. I'll be You want to be You. know what it's like.
>> You know what it's like to eat fetchy. Alfredo and not be able to bite the. noodle off and it just goes back. >> Use your back teeth. IT JUST GOES back. and forth in your mouth. >> WHO? NOBODY CHEWS FOOD WITH THEIR BITE. >> Spaghetti and you're just doing this. >> and nothing's happening. >> I would love to see you with a different. jaw though. >> Do you have a cold sore? >> No, >> he does. He has a cold. [laughter]. >> OH MY GOD. >> NO, I DON'T. YEAH, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. >> NO, HE HAS A cold sore. Let me see. [laughter]. >> I don't. Hey,
>> why are you acting like I got disease? OKAY, EVEN IF I DID. >> Cold sores are my biggest fear ever. because I used But I don't have one. No, I used to have them in the sides of my. mouth cuz of my braces and then I wait. those aren't cold sores. >> They were like I was allergic to the. metal, but I am so scared to get a cold. sore. Like that is like cuz then once. you have one you can't like stop getting. them, right? Cuz you're immune to them, right? >> I know that's not true. >> I used to get cold sores all the time. and then. >> on your lips. >> Mhm. And then my freshman year of. college, I was so stressed out.
>> that I was having like four or five at a. time and I looked hideous. I was like. walking around like my mouth was so in. pain. So I had to go to the doctor. They. gave me this medicine and since what. year was that 2018? I haven't had a. single cold sore. >> Well, listen to this. I'm known as the. cold sore girl at school because. >> that's bullying. >> No, no, no. It is such It's bullying. I. kissed my ex and he got a cold sore and. >> uh Okay, so Maybe it was from one of the. other girls he killed. >> Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Or like.
maybe he drunk out of like somebody. else's like water or something like. that. I'm not the main source of cold. sores. And I told him, I said, I I've. never seen you with a cold sore. >> I've never seen you with one. >> I've never like Does it look like I have. one right now? >> No. >> Do you? >> No, I don't have one right now. You. check. >> But um but yeah. No, like I like. literally And then he woke up with this. huge pimple looking thing on his lip and. I was like, I've never had a cold sore. Like I'm sorry. >> Wait, y'all get them on your lips? >> Well, the inside ones are called ulcers. Oh, that's the only ones I've ever got. >> That's from like sour candy and stuff. like that. >> No, no, no. A cold sword is on the out.
Let me show you what else. >> I've never had that. I only ever get. them on the inside. >> It's called a canker sword. >> Yeah, that's what I get. >> I used a lot, too. >> If you eat sour candy or like spicy. foods, then you get them. >> Or germs. >> I see. >> You get it from germs in your mouth. >> But do you guys think I should get the. jaw surgery? It's. >> This is a cold. You do not need surgery. >> No, I've never had that. >> Yeah, he woke up with that on his lip. the next day. >> Imagine having that all over your face. Cuz no, it happened on homecoming and it. happened like on a random day while we. were still together. >> and he woke up and he was like, "Harpour.
gave me a cold sore." And I was like, "I. didn't give you guys.". >> Yeah, we were dating. >> Oh my gosh. Terrible boyfriend. >> I know. >> Like what the freak? Shame. >> We were dating dating, but we were like. talking. >> So terrible. Why would you shame a girl. like that publicly? You're like, >> "I didn't give you a cold sore. I. promise I've never had one." And then um. the next day at school he everybody's. like, "Harper, did you really give him a. cold sore? That's so embarrassing." Have. you guys seen that video of those guys. all in an elevator and it's an elevator. full of guys and there's one girl in. there? >> Yes. >> And the elevator stops and the girl like. starts to panic and she's like on the.
phone with the elevator operator trying. to get it figured out and the guys are. just trolling her the whole time. >> No, you haven't seen that. >> Yeah. She's standing there and she like. presses the call button and she's like. talking to the fire department or. whatever and she's like we're stuck on. the blah blah blah floor and she's. talking to them and the guy behind her. like says something to make fun of her. and she turns around and starts. screaming. There's like eight of them. >> Hello. >> Hey, we're stuck. >> Okay. Which school are you going? >> Palmetto. >> Palmetto. >> Senior. >> High school. >> Middle school.
>> You think this is funny? >> It's not. You guys are laughing. Well, we're stuck in an elevator. >> So, just shut up so I can fix this. Okay. >> And she was just like going off on them. and I was like, "Oh, >> yeah." I felt bad for her. >> I think No, I think. >> you feel bad for her. >> Yes. Are you kidding me? >> I might feel bad for the guy. If I was a. >> No, I'm totally trolling. I'm totally. jumping up and down like, "Let's see if. we can get it working again.". >> No. If I was a 16-year-old girl and the. elevator stopped and I'm in an elevator. full of guys, I will panic. >> It's just It's just It's No, I would.
panic. with a bunch of guys. You wouldn't be. scared with a bunch of guys. >> They're going to start touching you or. something. >> What? >> No, they looked like horses people. They. were just. >> They were teenage boys. They were just. Anytime you're around guys, they just. start touching you. [laughter] WHAT AM I. TALKING ABOUT? >> IF I WAS TRAPPED IN a small space with a. bunch of guys and there was nowhere I. could go. Yes, I would panic. >> Hold on. >> Elevator. >> I'm going to watch it. You're going to. think the girl is crazy. >> You're going to think she's crazy, but I. I I understand why she was panicked.
First of all, being in an elevator. stress. >> This is just a bunch of high schoolers. >> Yes. Those are the guys that are going. to start touching girls. It's high. school guys. >> Guys, >> no. There's like 15 of them there. Kate, >> I need to panic. Maybe I just like. assume the worst out of everybody. You. have to turn the volume up so you can. hear her. Actually, she might say bad. words. I don't know. >> Is she like a. >> No, that is obviously obviously. everyone's going to start trolling at. the elevator stops and someone's. freaking out. You're obviously getting. trolled for that. >> I have something to talk about. >> Y'all are just mean then.
>> What do you have to talk about? >> So, have y'all seen my recent Tik Toks? >> Yes. >> Yeah. You've been posting a lot. >> Yeah. >> About time you bring that up. >> What do you mean? >> So, I'm suing Natalie. >> Mhm. [clears throat]. >> Oh my those. As y'all know, >> as we know, >> um, >> we don't really know. You haven't told. us much. >> Well, suing. Yes. And I might create a. diss track on her. [laughter]. >> No, I'm actually serious. That would be. such a good idea. >> That would be funny. >> But yeah, so Natalie decided to go on.
the internet and lie about the fact that. she was coming down to Texas to clap. When we came to my house, I spit in her. face. No, none of that happened. None of. that happened. >> That's such a funny troll. Her claiming. she spit in your face. >> No, no, no, no. Like listen, >> I don't think that's a troll. >> No, that's not troll. She. >> I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to. talk about this. >> Well, no. I'm the one suing her, so I'm. fine to talk about it. She can't say my. name legally, >> but. >> I don't know. I'm pretty sure we weren't. supposed to say your name. No. >> Is that why she keeps calling you Harper. Zimler? >> I'm not going to talk about it.
>> Okay, you can talk about it. >> All right, let's keep talking. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Well, no. Um, Natalie, she made up this. whole lie that she came to my house and. we declined her and she brought my mom. to it. My mom does not need to be in. your drama. Sorry. >> This is my crash out video and it's time. I expose the truth. The other week, I. flew across the country to Texas to. collab with another famous Tik Tocker. named Harper Zimler. And I want to share. my side of the story about the horrible. things that went down before the. internet tries canceling me yet again. because I am tired of this. I planned a.
collab with Harper for over 5 months. And the day that I flew into her. hometown, she completely stopped. answering me and went ghost. After. waiting around the entire day, I didn't. know what to do. So, I decided to show. up to her house, and that's where things. got ugly. After knocking on the door for. over 5 minutes, Harper's mom comes out. and tells me that I need to leave their. property, otherwise they're going to. call the cops. Didn't even give me an. explanation as to why she didn't want me. there. Like, girl, I came all the way to. Texas to see you, and now you're telling. me to leave? Things started to escalate.
really quickly, and me and the mom were. yelling back and forth at each other, and that's where Harper came to the. front door, and I accidentally spit in. Harper's face accidentally. And I just. want to make this clear, I didn't do. this on purpose. It was an accident. while I was yelling. And now I'm being. sued for this entire situation, which is. just crazy. I can't control saliva. flying out of my mouth. And Harper, if. you want to sue me, I'll gladly see you. in court. And I hope you guys can. understand my side of the story. Goodbye. >> The truth will come out. Like, >> no, it will. >> I did watch the video where she said. your mom was like yelling at her and I.
was like, >> that's nothing. >> I expected more from you. >> No, like my mom's mom really. You're. going to yell. But yeah, >> Natalie Brendle, >> should we tell them about like about. like are we going to say that in another. episode or should we tell them? >> Uh, >> what? >> Well, I don't know how much you can. really say. >> He has a cold sore, bro. >> No, >> I don't. >> She's shaming you for having a cold sore. after she just said that she didn't want. people to shame her for having A COLD. SORE. >> I I'VE never had. >> Yeah, at least I'm not cold sore girl.
[laughter]. >> You probably gone from like drinking. after or something. After Pape. You. drink after Pape. [laughter]. Maybe a drink after they catching. They're not even here. They're not even. here to defend their name. [laughter]. >> Especially Chase. >> No, you definitely do. >> What the [laughter]. >> You don't especially Chase. That's so. mean. >> Chase. No. >> Wait. Can I Can I say the thing about. >> I'm going to tell Chase you said that. >> Can Wait, can I say the thing about. Chase or is that not good to share on. the internet? >> What thing?
>> The thing about what came to our house. the other day? >> No. Oh, >> I want to talk more about. >> funny. >> what we're not supposed to talk about. >> Well, >> I don't think we can say a lot about it, but I am suing her. The news is out. >> Are you actually mad at her? I am mad at. her because. >> I mean, yeah, I think if you're getting. sued, they're normally pretty upset. >> There's making she's making false. reports about me and she's going in. front of a court acting like she is. getting sued when the court is like next. month. So, >> well, here's the thing. >> The court hearing. >> I don't even know how much you're going. to be able to do about it because she. doesn't even live in the same state. America,
my guy. And it's all you live in. Guatemala. >> Yeah, but you're Yeah. Well, depending. on the level of like threat, like. they're not going to be. >> We'll take it to the Supreme Court. Don't worry. If you try to keep getting. like Brook is suing me, Harper's suing. me, blah blah blah suing me, Samar is. suing me. Like, how many people are. suing you? Like, if that many people are. suing you, then change your mindset or. change the way you do things because. obviously it's not working. >> Change your mindset, man. >> Yeah. >> Stop thinking about getting sued. [laughter]. Like seriously, >> it's all about mindset.
>> Wait, what were you. >> What if I What if we just invited her on. the podcast and y'all settle it out? >> No, I'm not inviting her on the podcast. If she comes on the podcast, I'm I'm. going away. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I. have a question. So, when she posted the. video saying that she like came to your. house and spit on you or something or. whatever happened, did you know she was. going to post that? >> No, I had no idea. So, then I was like, if you're going to post something about. me, I will post something about you. And. look whose video did better. Dang word. >> All righty. >> Oh man. >> Natalie Reynolds do be eaten though.
>> Yeah, she Yeah, >> she's pretty good. >> She's probably gonna pass me followers. soon. But thank you for 9 million. I hit. 9 million. [laughter] I hit 9 million. followers, by the way. >> Man, I hit 9 million. >> I can't. Congratulations. But you really. shouldn't have said that. >> Why? >> Now she's going to be like, I made you. Harver Zoomer. I got you to 9 million. [laughter]. Wait, but you know, she has been like. trying to get in this community for a. while. >> Oh, community. The social community? No, the social media community. And now. she's finally actually. >> What do you mean by trying?
>> Well, she hung out with like Jack Dorty. or what's his name? Jack Dory. >> That's good enough. >> He hung out with him for a while or she. hung out with him for a while. Then she. tried to drown a homeless lady in a lake. and now she's here. Do y'all think she. actually did that. >> or you think that [laughter] was just. like. >> Yeah, I know. I know she did. >> Yeah, unfortunately I think she did. >> [laughter]. >> My favorite video though is. >> Hey, cut cut to like a quick little clip. of her doing that. >> Ready? >> Oh, >> my favorite video though of hers was.
Gosh, I don't know who she was talking. about, but she. >> Okay, we're not reminiscing on. >> No, no. She was She was beefing with. somebody and she's like, "And you know. what? Yeah, I did dare a homeless lady. to jump into a pool who couldn't swim. and I've learned from my mistakes and. I've said I'm sorry. [laughter] It was. just. >> Hey, that's what matters, right? It was. just such an absurd statement. It was. like, "That doesn't even sound like real. life." [laughter]. >> Imagine it. >> She's like, "But you haven't learned. from your mistakes.". >> Wait, who was she talking about? >> I don't know. One of the other girls. she's beefing with at one point.
>> Yeah. Seriously, chill out. [laughter]. >> That's funny. >> Chill out, bro. >> Okay. If Natalie Reynolds is watching. this right now, >> what do you have to say to her? >> Oh, no. >> Oh, I don't know if you should ask that. [laughter]. >> That Tik Tok audio is like, "I hope. we're still friends." Yeah. Yeah. I hope. you DON'T MIND. >> LET'S FIGHT. >> YEAH. NO, SERIOUSLY. I don't have much. to say except for. >> Natalie Reynolds, if you're watching. this, this is a message for you. >> I'm suing you. [laughter]. >> That's it with this smile. I'm really. happy about set up a boxing match.
>> Yeah, low key. Part two. >> I don't think you want to do that. >> Natalie seems. >> Wait, who do you think wins in a fight? Harper now. >> Oh my gosh. Me all the way. Do you think. >> she's tiny? Like, yeah, I'm winning. I. thought she was like I thought I do. >> I do. I do. I want to be on your side. >> No. No. Because why would you think she. would win? What makes you think? >> I think she just might be a taller human. being. >> Yeah. Is she not taller than you? >> I feel like she probably definitely got. in like a straight fight. >> I feel like she's taller than you and I. feel like she's also a LITTLE MORE I. MEAN THAT VIDEO that she made where she.
like got her back pierced. That like. >> that takes some bravery. >> Right. >> Yo, she had like 20 piercings in HER. BACK THOUGH. >> WHAT? >> Y'ALL never saw that video? >> No. >> Yeah, she got the corset piercings. >> I don't think that was fake. Carper. Let. me see. >> Oh, Kenzie, did you get got. >> Maybe I got got, but man, that looked. real. >> Kenzie got got. >> That's the very first video I saw of. hers. [laughter]. >> Man. Uh, yeah. I think I mean, maybe. she's not as like tall as I think she. is, but she seems tall.
>> Oh, well, I'm on your podcast and you. should be on my side. No, you're on my. podcast, so you should be on my side. >> Yeah, but if we're in the fighting ring, then I'm going to be on the other side. >> Don't worry, Harper. Me and Kinsey will. be your water girls. And in between, what's it called? sets or rounds rounds. In between rounds, we'll wipe your sweat. off. We'll put Vaseline on your. >> And I'll be the ring girl. >> She's gaining followers like wildfire. >> You shouldn't be giving her all the. attention. >> No, I'm serious. Like, like actually, I.
think you're actually glazing. >> No, Last week. Last week she was. >> Oh my gosh, she's cooking. >> No, last week she was at 6.5 million and. now she's at 7.5 million. >> Harper's like lowkey like. >> she's getting so many views. >> Amazed by her. >> Like what is this? 11 million views for. this. Yes. >> What do you. >> I mean, she's she's hacked the system. She She's winning at life right now. >> Why are you glazing her? >> I mean, I think you can sue her and. she'll still have so much money left. I. don't even think she [laughter] cares. I. don't even think she cares. >> Okay. Hey, let's be real, Kinsey. Who. wins a fight? Natalie or Harper? >> I I can't say.
>> Oh, no. That means Natalie. All right. One point Natalie. Kate. >> Harper. >> Yeah. >> One point Harper. She. >> No, because I didn't say that. We all. know what that means. We all know. I. think Scrappy, but I think Harper's. going to take those claws and poke them. in her eyes or something. >> Claws. That's true. That'll That'll do. her in. Just poke her in the eyes and. then you win. I'm team Harper cuz she. got the claws. Team Harper. >> Okay, put two on that hand. Put two on. that hand. >> I can't. It's already VOTES ALREADY. LOCKED IN. >> WHOA. THIS MY VOTE.
>> YEAH, but you voted already. So, it's. two votes me, zero votes Natalie. >> Uh, yeah, but Kenzie voted. >> Okay, what's your vote? What's your. vote? >> M's vote was also you. >> Three. >> What? No. Oh, no. Oh, what was your. vote? Let me just There's takebacks. Don't worry. >> Okay. >> What the There's not takebacks for me. >> Um, what do you want to vote? [laughter]. >> Harper. Listen. >> I I. >> You said my name. He. >> That's about I I will be in your corner. >> Oh, wait. You say Harper or Natalie? >> But But your money will be on But.
[laughter] if I have to put money on. Poly Marque, I'm putting. >> I don't I don't know if I can fake you. >> I think you're going to. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, if there was an actual. boxing match, there would be bets. running. Yeah. And I I I don't know if I. would bet on. >> Who are you putting your money on, man? >> I I probably wouldn't bet, but I'd be on. your phone. [laughter]. >> What would your first move be? This will. This will answer it. What would your. first move be? >> I grab her head and put my claws in her. eyes. >> You have gloves on. >> Okay, then I uh. >> try that on Cash real quick. >> Wait, she doesn't get Wait, she doesn't. get to use her fingernails.
>> No, there's gloves. >> No, Harper. This is not good. >> No. Then I suck her. I I like go behind. her and I can bring her down. I'm like. boom. >> That's the move. You got to take her. ankles out so she's on the ground. I do. that and take her leg. That's the ONLY. WAY. ONCE AGAIN, it's boxing everyone. Not. >> show. This is UFC FIGHTING. YOU MIGHT GET ON. THE. >> SEE, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. NOW I'M. DEFINITELY GOING NATALIE. >> I [laughter] OPEN HER MOUTH WITH my. gloves. No, >> no. I think you should put boxing gloves. on and show us what you do on cash.
>> No, that's okay. >> I can I could do that. >> Wait, so then why is your voting on me. if you're too scared? Yeah, >> but I don't really want anyone to hit me. right now. I would love. >> she might your jaw maybe SHE JUST. >> FINE MY BUT FIRST YOU MUST display. >> your talent. >> your skills okay so display something. >> you're my test dummy. >> no just use the air maybe. >> okay so basically what I would do first. is I would grab her by the head I would. grab her like this. >> bring her down kick her leg no first. kick her leg kick her like a sucker. >> wait hold on I'm pretty sure you just.
did the renegade I don't think that was. [laughter]. [gasps]. >> let's see that again. >> renegade renegade [laughter]. the leg First, you got to go. >> Listen, I fought Cash in my dream the. other night and I won. >> Okay, so yes, I did. And. >> you fought me in your dream and won. >> Why were we all fighting? >> I believe that. >> That seems like a biased dream. >> Because No, listen. We're on the podcast. and he turns and he looks at me and he's. like, "You don't even belong here, Kinsey. You suck." AND I WAS LIKE, [laughter]. I'M NO, YOU SUCK. And then it was a big. heated argument. And then I just kicked.
him in the shins and he fell to the. ground and I started [laughter] beating. him. So that's what you have to do. >> No. [ __ ]. >> I'm just All I have to say [laughter]. All I have to say to Natalie is. >> Ky would kick you in the. >> Oh, yeah. Kicking them in the shins is. the best thing to do. >> Like hard, dude. Like, I'll be honest. You don't want Kinsey to kick you in the. shin. Not with a shoe on. >> No. Um, >> that's so funny. >> Are you allowed to have shoes on when. you fight? >> You have boxing shoes. >> Really? The ones I wore for P the Pip? >> No, not in UFC. Like, they won. >> Yo, when I think about it, we really.
should have choreographed for the whole. tour or just like a dance of us doing. Piper Rock because like. >> I don't think that would have been good. We would have been like piper rock. >> Piper rock. >> It would not look good. >> No, [laughter] I feel it. >> No, it would look very It would look. very cheesy. Trust me. We don't want. that. >> Trust me. We look like the. dingleberries. >> What's more what's more cheesy is. dancing up on stage not knowing what. you're doing. So you're like, "Bye.". >> Wait, what's those people's names? Wait, >> what? >> Harvard. >> I was trying to say we look like What's. the Teletubbies? >> Do you feel like your Queen Bee live.
performance was cheesy? >> YES. >> REALLY? >> WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS so fun. >> It was fun. Yeah, it was fun when all. the kids were screaming, but like at the. end of the performance when they don't. >> No, there were a few crowds that were. looking a little bleak. >> What? Really? They liked it. >> It was just a fun entertaining thing to. do. >> Oh, yeah. >> What time is it? >> Uh I guess our uh our guest is here. Uh. our next guest. >> Oh. >> Um. >> wait, is it Natalie? >> No. >> Would you be cool if we had her on? >> No. >> Seriously, please please [clears throat].
please. >> be good for the program. Okay. >> And if you've surprised me with her, I. will be throwing punches. [laughter]. >> Our next guest is here. So, I do think. we have to end this episode, right? >> Should we just say need to? But we need. honestly, we need Natalie to just stop. >> Yeah, >> we need her to stop right now. >> Stop what? >> Everything she's doing. >> Sh. Just stop. You idiot. >> You idiot. >> You idiot. >> Oh, wow. You really got her with that. one. >> We'll put that one in the intro. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Um I don't know if I put that in the.
That that can be in your Harper's. Walkout. Just stop, you idiot. [laughter] Idiot. Harper Zilmer. Everybody. >> No. Okay. Uh, well, guys, our guest just. got here for the next episode, so we're. going to go ahead and end it here. Um, is there anything you want to say to. Natalie before we get off? >> I'll fight you till the death. Oh, >> put that in the intro. >> We'll probably cut the smile, though. >> Maybe we can AI you frowning or. something. >> We're going to have to teach Harper how. to fight. >> Yeah. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.
