Harper Has a Crush On Kaido!

I'm getting my belly button pierced. >> No, no, no, don't do that. That's trashy. >> You want to know who said it looks good? >> Who? >> What? >> Why are you talking to him? Why do you. care what he says? Oh my gosh. Are you. talking to him? >> Like slightly texting. >> Slightly texting? No, you are not. >> Yes, I am. >> What do you mean by talking? Like. talking like as in like a friend? >> Yeah. I have a crush on him. I don't. know if he has a CRUSH ON ME. >> NO. NO. >> ONE, you're crushing on blank, which I. would love to say blank's name. Two,

>> Fine, I have a crush on I have a CRUSH. ON CATO. >> OH. [screaming] WHAT? ALL RIGHT, AND WE'RE BACK TODAY, GUYS. Um do you guys remember that one time. when Maverick wanted to name the podcast. exclamation point? >> Yes. Oh my gosh. >> That was so No, no, no. >> Can you imagine. exclamation mark world tour? >> WELCOME BACK TO EXCLAMATION POINT, the. best pod like. >> Like or what's the point? Wait, the. point, too? >> Wait, wait, what are what are we talking. >> No, Maverick Maverick wanted to name the.

podcast exclamation point. And me and. Kate were like, "No, we have to name it. LOL podcast.". >> I'm being so told right now. >> Yeah, what would your What would your. logo be? Like an exclamation point? >> That's what you said, yeah. >> I did not say that. >> This was No, exclamation point was your. idea. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WISH I Listen, as. the person who was sitting on the couch. watching the arguments unfold, I. remember everything. >> I don't think it's a bad idea. >> Wait, tell us, Kate. Tell us what. happened. >> rare. What was rare? >> What? >> Um so, what happened. >> No, I was singing.

>> Okay. >> serenading you guys. Do you want me to. sing for you? >> No, we don't. So, what? >> [laughter]. >> Uh we were just all sitting on the couch. like, "Oh, we should start a podcast. It'd be so fun." And then we were like, "What would we name our podcast?". >> Harper. >> We were like, "Well, yeah, what would we. name the podcast?" Somebody threw out. LOL. They're like, "There's no way we. can do that. That name's already taken.". Mav goes, "Hear me out. What about. exclamation mark?". And I just. >> died on that hill. >> He thought it was just the best thing. since sliced bread. He thought it was. going to be like monumental, huge for.

the program. >> I really can't tell if I'm being. >> here. >> I really can't tell if you if you're. trolling me with him, that's crazy. If. you actually believe that, that's even. more insane. >> No, here's the thing. Either Cash did. say it and he forgot and he rage-baited. Kate to think this or you don't remember. correctly, Mav. >> Wait, you think I said to name the pod. exclamation point? >> could have easily said that. >> Ever since I was 8 years old I wanted a. podcast and I wanted to name it L O L. podcast. >> Since you were 8 YEARS OLD? >> I HAD A I HAD A DREAM. >> THAT'S A LIE.

>> I WAS 7. >> OKAY, LIE. Say you swear. Say you swear. >> I I swear. >> Well, okay, SEE GUYS, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. BECAUSE NOW I'M GOING. >> DIE NOW? >> Everything you say everything you say. after that statement. >> I I swear on Alex's life that that that. I that I had a dream. >> YOU TOLD ME YOU SWORE SOMETHING that was. a lie. You swore something that was a. lie that you were like actually going to. die. >> On Alex's life. >> No, I used to easily I I truly thought. that. I was like, I swear, Mom. And then. later I'd be like, brick. >> Yeah, no, but it was my idea to name it.

the the L O L podcast. Maverick fought. tooth and nail, I mean, just down to the. wire to name it exclamation point. We. were like, nah, that ain't good. Um. >> Let me tell my story though. >> What's your story though? >> Okay, so. >> Alex, you got to do something. Shut up, man. Nobody cares. >> Mav now just because of his reaction. >> Like this is insane. >> No, I I actually do think Mav you just. remember it wrong. >> because he usually freaks out when he's. lying, um but right now he's not. freaking out. So he must be telling. >> She said you're a terrible liar. >> Dang. >> Well, like when he like cheats on the. Oreo thing or whatever, like he usually.

is lying. >> Yeah, he gets very If you're like, you. cheated, he's like, I DID NOT CHEAT. I. DID NOT. That's what he does when he. lies. >> You want to know what the word on the. street is? I just heard. >> No, did you hear that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, thank you. Um so. >> I mean, did you say that just for the. attention? >> No, no, no, no. >> She said. >> Did y'all hear that? >> No, [laughter] I didn't hear it. It. sounds a little wheezy. >> I I. >> You need an inhaler. >> Thank you. Okay, can I tell you what has. freaking happened to me over the past 2. months? >> Yeah. >> Please. 2 months? It's a long time.

>> the past 2 months, ever since I got back. from you know where, I literally have. not been okay. I have not been okay. I've been sick. And everybody's pushing. Everybody's pushing up. It's anxiety. It's anxiety. NO, IT'S NOT ANXIETY. >> WHAT IS IT? >> It Anxiety may maybe making it worse. I'm not going to lie. But [laughter]. But, listen. I have been sick. I have. felt fatal or like faint. >> Fatal? >> Faint. >> Lethal? >> Wait, you have felt faint? >> Faint. >> You're fainting? >> Faint. I feel. >> Harper's going to faint again. Don't cut.

back to that clip. >> I just have to stand up for a minute. >> Uh okay, we can pause. >> Yeah, we can stop. >> HARPER. >> HARPER. >> [cough]. >> WAIT, [laughter] CAN YOU JUST TELL US. WHY YOU'RE coughing like that? >> Because. >> Yeah, you do sound like you have. congestion. You do you do. >> Thank you. I like It could just be cuz. like there's like drainage and I don't. know what's happening though. And I. talked to my mom, and she won't talk to. me. She's like, "It's anxiety." And then. she hung up the phone, and I was like, "It's not anxiety, Mom. It's literally. not.". >> Do you think maybe like. your body could just be like kind of out. of whack though because.

>> the past 2 or 3 months that this has. been happening, I don't think so. >> yeah. When you. Uh I think that when like you're not. like sleeping. like when you're not on a healthy sleep. schedule and you're not. >> I'm on a great sleep schedule though. That's the. >> You went to sleep at 6:00 p.m. last. night and woke up at 2:00 a.m. >> Okay, besides last night. >> [laughter]. >> But like you know. >> Hey, she got you. >> You say, "It's fine. I've got this.". While you're multitasking and then. immediately realize. you absolutely do not. >> I have a little thing that you do. I'm. so in love with you.

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or you can scan the QR code on screen. >> So next time you say, "I've got this." Maybe have backup. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. But the other few nights I have been. going to bed at like 10:00 p.m. Waking. up at. >> That's good. What about like like in. like when you when you eat and stuff, you have to have good things for your. body when you eat. >> That's not true. Peyton's fasting. >> Wait, how how long has he been fasting. for? >> 3 days. He hasn't ate anything.

>> on the 3-day fast? >> Yeah, yeah, ends tonight. >> He's been All he's been doing is. drinking bone broth, which is really. good for you, by the way. >> I've been on a. I was on a like 9 days ago, I was on a. 2-day fast and I felt like I was going. to die. >> Yeah. >> Wait, wait, what do you mean you were on. a 2-day fast? >> I didn't eat for 2 days. >> Wait, did you Did you drink water? >> Swear on everything. >> Did you drink water? >> Yeah, swear on everything. >> Not even like a juice? >> No, nothing. Just water. >> a I did a 12-day water fast one time. where I didn't drink water. >> That's a lie. That's actually no. Your. childhood you probably did.

>> No, I didn't. >> You've been on years of no water. >> Oh yeah, when I was in childhood I did a. 1-year fast where I drank soda only. >> Soda [laughter] only? >> Yeah, no water. >> Wait, well, I don't know what's wrong. with me mean, also I have a lump in my. throat, which I don't know. >> hystericus. Yeah, we've been known. >> Yes. >> [laughter]. >> No, that cough Okay, see I know you I. know you're probably like. >> Wow, I mean, I'm fully believe it now. >> No, I know Cash you're. >> I WAS [laughter] DOUBTING. I WAS NO, I. WAS DOUBTING, but now SHE GOT. >> NO, THAT COUGH actually I know that's a real. cough because I've had a cough like that.

before. >> And when you they all think. >> They know when you had a cough like. >> [laughter]. >> It's just like a little. >> It's like the Ariana Grande cough. >> No, it's like a little dog cough. It's. like, you know, when Honey's got. something in her throat and she's like. >> that's not what Honey sounds like. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, Honey's like. >> Her tongue do be sticking out, too. >> Oh my gosh, did you see what happened to. us this weekend? Or. >> Oh, her she got bald or something? >> [laughter]. >> Oh, yeah, she went bald. >> THIS IS PROBABLY This is probably the. worst thing that could have happened to. me this week. There Well, not the worst.

>> blessings. >> Yeah, no, not the worst thing. I mean, that you know, whatever. Worst things. could have happened, but this is just. unfortunate. The other one died. >> THIS WEEK. OH MY GOODNESS. >> SO, it's. >> And this was worse than that? >> No, it's the second worst thing that. happened to. >> That's That's going to That's going to. get. >> clipped up and all. >> I'm saying ever happened. >> I just realized that. >> I was a little Okay, well, see now y'all. are getting me clipped. This is why I didn't want to come back. on the podcast. >> Okay, second worst thing under.

Kate's grandpa passing away. >> I was. >> was this. >> I was just Okay, forget everything I. said. I take it back. I don't want to. share my story anymore. [laughter]. >> No, no, detail, detail. >> Well, okay. >> Detail, detail. >> So, it wasn't the worst thing that. happened to me this week. But, it was an. un-decent thing or indecent or whatever. you want to call it, but we were. >> most dramatic thing that happened to you. this week. >> I think that's. >> Once again, grandpa dying is pretty. dramatic. [laughter]. >> I'm saying dramatic. >> Yeah.

I was I was very upset. >> we underplaying the grandpa dying. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> And every time I breathe in it hurts. >> We're talking about her dead grandpa and. you're. >> Well, I'm about to be dead Harper. I'm. not going to lie. >> Yeah, same. >> don't feel good. Well. >> So wait okay. No, hold on. There's so. many things going on. So many things. talk about your story. >> Well, yeah. So my grandpa did pass away. this week and I miss him dearly. Love. you forever Pappy. Mwah. But um. >> All right. Now that's out of the way. >> Yeah. So after that Um first of all, wait before I get on to this story can.

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>> He did not make fun of you. >> Yes, he did. When I came home [laughter]. he was like he was like. when you went up there you just cried. I. was like yeah, my grandpa died. >> What are we talking ABOUT? I'VE BEEN SO. TROLLED. I'M GETTING SO TROLLED. >> WHEN SHE SPOKE AT THE FUNERAL I WAS. proud of you when you went up THERE AND. SPOKE. >> WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? >> did laugh at how you walked up though. >> Oh yeah, I did too. I. >> THE WALK UP. >> [laughter]. >> THE WALK UP. THE WALK UP WAS. I WISH I WOULD HAVE VIDEOED IT. Does. anybody want to speak uh. >> I was so scared they were going to close.

the mic before I got the chance to talk. >> can I please just. >> I would you ready ready I'll be I'll be. the uh the pastor dude. This is exactly. how it went. >> Everyone everyone's like. >> I'll be like. uh now is the time where we are going to. accept stories and from the friends and. family if anybody would like to tell. their share THEIR STORY. >> ME! >> [screaming]. >> I WILL DO IT! ME! >> ARE YOU KATE? >> I'M KATE. >> NO, SHE'S. >> ME! OH, >> [screaming]. >> I LOVE MY PAPI. >> [laughter]. >> I WISH AND SHE WENT RIGHT UP TO THE. FRONT LIKE. >> I WISH THAT WASN'T AN over exaggeration.

>> there with a smile on her face and she. goes, "So everybody this is my papi.". >> AND POINTS AT THE FREAKING ASHES. I'M. LIKE WHAT? SHE SAID THIS IS MY PAPI. >> NO, I DID NOT. >> OH MY GOD. >> I DID NOT. I POINTED AT HIS PICTURE. >> me personally I thought it was great. I. thought you brought light to a dark room. Kate. I thought it was wonderful. >> Me! I'LL TELL A STORY. ME! >> LIKE SHE HAD. >> SO scared that he was going to close the. mic. >> How were you scared? As soon as before. the words left your mouth. >> he was done even talking yet. [laughter]. >> And you're literally the immediate.

family. You have like first dibs. But. anyway, Kate gets up there she's like. this is my papi. Just like that with a. big smile. >> [laughter]. >> And she goes. IT'S LIKE AW. SHE WALKED IN THERE WITH SO much. confidence so much confidence. >> And then I lost my confidence real quick. when I realized what was happening. I. was like at his funeral it was really. sad. But um anyways, now I came back and. you were just like yeah you walked up. there really confident and you just. started sobbing. I was like yeah, that. happened. Thanks. >> did you did walk up there with mad. confidence. >> Did you know you were going to go up.

there before the funeral? I knew. probably like. 15 minutes before. Okay. So I had like. >> said would anyone like to come? >> Did you tell your family? Uh right. before the funeral started I said I'll. probably go up there. But I didn't have. anything planned. Like for my grandma's. funeral I had um like a whole like thing. planned and I read it and I was like. super good. But this one I didn't have. anything planned cuz I didn't know I was. going to be allowed to talk until like. right before the funeral. So I didn't. have time to like write anything out. I. was like I'm just going to go up there. and talk. And it didn't work out. >> a dilemma for my funeral. Um when I pass.

and it is my time or Kate told me that. she's going to pass before me. >> I'm not getting. >> And when Kate passes she said, "I want. you to remarry.". >> Yes. >> like, "Okay.". >> I need to rest my lungs so I can talk. Well, it depends on how old you are. Like if you're like if I die now, yeah, I would want you at this age to remarry. But if I die when we're like 90 I would. prefer if you not to remarry. >> Okay. Well, she wants me to remarry. which is an odd thing to. >> Or like at 60 like don't remarry. >> What if I remarry like some like. 25-year-old and I'm like. >> I say that because I don't want you to. be alone. >> Yeah, but anyways, I was like, "Okay, so.

you want me to remarry if you die.". >> has his brother. >> But then she said she wants me to get. buried next to her. >> Yes. Yeah. >> So where do I where do my next wife get. buried? >> She can be like. >> That I That's what I said. I said, "What. about one on the left one on the right?". And Kate didn't like that idea. >> No. She can like be like maybe in the. same cemetery as us. >> I don't mean this in a weird way. Like. why. >> [snorts]. >> why do people care? You're dead. >> What? >> Oh, I care about my funeral. Why why do. you No, but like why do you care you're. dead? >> Uh the number one.

>> I'm dead, why do I care at all well, what people do with my body? I'll tell. you I'll tell you I'll tell you like. throw MY BODY IN A DUMPSTER. I don't. really care. I'm dead. >> No, it's your family. Don't say that. >> Uh this is what I said. I said if if I. pass. >> If I pass anytime soon, try to get an. exit. I want uh you guys to book out an. arena, 10,000 seats. >> There's no way. >> you to sell tickets to my funeral and. see if we can sell out 10,000. >> There's been this thing on your lip for. the past like week I've seen and what is. that? What is that? Let me see.

>> [laughter]. >> Wait, let me see. Wait, let me see, guys. Well, like he's talking He's talking to. you over there and I just. Oh, I think it was food. It's been there. for a week? >> [laughter]. >> I think it was food cuz it's gone now. Yeah. >> [laughter]. [gasps]. >> How do you hear me when I laugh? Do you. hear me? So, can I finish out my story?

Oh, no. Don't let chat diagnose you. Well, so. the other night I was sitting on our. couch and my Snapchat heard all about. this. So, if you've heard this, sorry, but I have to tell it again. The people. want to hear it. So, I'm sitting on the. couch. We had been at volleyball and I. left early because I was tired. Oh, that was it. I cried at his funeral.

Oh, Yeah, that hasn't happened. No. No. No, no, they did. They said we don't. have him. The funeral was like a week. ago. But then they said, "We don't have him.". And we were like, uh. "Well, where is he?" And then they said, "Well, we just haven't cremated him. yet." Yeah.

Yeah, so that We're We're still waiting. That's. Uh. Um a very very very small town. Like. very small. Yeah. Uh. >> Kate's family went to go meet with him. about burying Pappy in the local town. graveyard there. And they were like, "Yeah, so you we could for sure make. that happen." But, the guy was like, "I. am old though, so I can't really dig.

holes anymore." He was like, "So, you'll. need to bring your shovel.". >> What? >> Yeah, I'm not even [laughter] kidding. >> He said. >> He said that. >> shovel and bring at least one or two. good guys to dig the hole.". >> Because the guy we have to dig his grave. for him or. >> think they would have said that if if. you were digging a normal grave? >> Um. it's a possibility. I mean. >> we're having to dig is for his ashes, so. we only got to dig like a foot and a. half down. >> Yeah, but if it was like a real like an. actual full grave.

>> putting his ashes somewhere else besides. the grave, too? >> Uh no. He wanted to be in be in his. hometown. >> Then why didn't he want to be his body. in the hometown? >> Mhm. >> I don't know. I just I don't I don't. know. >> That'd be a big hole. >> I think that's what I want. >> what? No, actually I changed my mind. I. do care about my body when I die. I. would like you to spread my ashes on the. top of Everest. >> [laughter]. >> Cuz he would be dead. >> [laughter].

>> You're like 80 years old up there. IT'S SO CRAZY. >> OH MY GOSH. >> Sent somebody on a crazy mission. >> sent a picture of Cash in our group chat. yesterday? And it's like Cash when he's. like 80, but he looks like Ellen. DeGeneres. >> He looks like a woman. >> They always TELL ME. >> HE DOES LOOK LIKE THAT. >> [laughter]. >> I DO not look like Ellen. >> But like as an 80-year-old man, you. looked like a woman. >> Uh. >> [laughter]. >> yeah, it is pretty bad. I won't lie. >> I don't know what that picture is and. why like what was the point of it?

>> Look. >> Not you with the chain necklace. >> Ellen DeGeneres. Look at that. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, you are a woman. Why are you a woman? [laughter]. >> That looks like I am a woman. >> like somebody I know. >> He literally said Ellen Baker. That's so. funny. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. Um but back to the story that I. was originally telling. Um so the. everyone was at volleyball. I left. early. I come home. I take a shower. I'm. eating my Chipotle on the couch. >> Chipotle? >> I'm having a good day, a good night. Um. and Stella is in the backyard and Honey. is sitting by the back door because she.

has to pee. >> No, but I don't feel good. >> I'm sorry. It's okay. >> Um but Stella is in the backyard. Honey. is sitting by the back door. Honey. doesn't like being outside, but she. likes being close to Stella so she sits. by the door. So, Stella starts barking. and Honey starts barking inside. So, I'm. like, "Okay, I'll let Honey out." So, I. open the back door. Honey runs outside. and I sit back down on the couch. In. about 20 seconds later, I start to smell. something bad. >> Ew. >> Something bad. I thought it was weed. I.

was like, "Somebody is smoking weed in. our backyard right now. I need to get my. gun and take care of this.". >> Oh, you're going to kill That was a lot. of. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, I think. Love you, Kate. We should take the gun. away from Kate. >> [laughter]. >> This is the second time she's almost. like wanted to hurt someone. I mean, it. is weed. >> When I feel like my life is in danger. >> Yeah, BUT IT'S NOT THOUGH. >> [laughter]. >> NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. I KNEW. >> THIS IS A VIDEO for you to watch after. she's done with the story.

Yeah, anyways. >> So, continue. >> I would not have done that just in case. anyone was wondering. I know my gun. safety. I would not have done that. But. >> I feel like you would have. >> No. >> I I feel like she would have too. If. somebody was smoking weed in my. backyard, I would not resort to shooting. them. >> I MIGHT FIRE AT THE GROUND. [laughter]. I I WOULD DEFINITELY FIRE AT THE GROUND. >> YOU WOULD YOU WOULD DO WHAT? >> I'M DEFINITELY like shooting the grass. to scare them off. Maybe shoot their. feet. >> If they're just. >> If they're smoking weed in your backyard. >> MAKE SURE YOU DON'T shoot at the. concrete.

>> No, I'll shoot I'll shoot it in the. grass. >> She like shoots the concrete. That's a. different story if they're hitting your. property. >> No, I would not I would not shoot. somebody for stealing. >> Stand my ground, mom. >> No, I if I would say get out of my yard. and then if they don't listen [laughter]. >> Get out of my yard. >> Imagine Kate. Imagine you and CHASE. SAYING. >> GET OUT OF MY YARD. >> I'M IMAGINING. >> AND THEN YOU JUST YOU'RE JUST LIKE, WHAT? >> [laughter]. >> I'm imagining Kate arguing with the dude. that's high in the backyard. He's like I. don't think I want to. >> I'm [laughter] in my backyard. >> No, I think I'm going to stay right.

here. >> Well, THE POINT OF THE STORY IS THAT. there was NO. >> WHAT? >> THERE WAS NO weed whatsoever. I thought. it was weed for a second and I actually. was like, oh, one of our neighbors must. be smoking. That's weird cuz nobody. around us like smokes ever. And then I. like after a second of thinking that, I'm like, oh, no. And I go to the back. door and I just like I cracked the door. I say, "Honey, come here." And Honey. runs up and I like so gently just like. touch her head and I smell my fingers. and I just started sobbing. I walked.

around the house. I was pacing. I was. like, "This can't be happening. This. cannot be happening. What is going on?". >> though? >> Because she got sprayed. >> Should we play the phone call? >> by a skunk. >> Yeah, yeah, play play the phone call. >> good time to play the phone call. >> Yeah, yeah, PLAY THE PHONE CALL. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. JUST KNOW that I. paced around the kitchen but for about. 5-10 minutes by myself. I texted the. group chat. I said, "Everyone get home. 911 right now. I need y'all's help." I. called Cash multiple times. I called. Kinsey. I called Mav. I called Paige. I. called everybody. >> We're all playing volleyball. >> volleyball so none of them have their. phones on. >> And I have a confession. Before this.

phone call, I did see her call me the. first time. but I didn't pick it up cuz we were mid. game. >> [laughter]. >> and I was like, "I'll call her back here. in a second.". >> That's messed up. All right, let's play. it. All right. Should I turn it up all. the way? >> Yeah, yeah, by the mic. >> Oh, so now you smell like skunk? >> Mhm. Yeah, that's that's not good. >> I heard tomato [laughter] sauce helps. I'm being serious. >> Yeah, have you tried Have you tried. tomato sauce?

>> I'm actually not trolling. I heard. tomato sauce helps. >> Wait, have you tried a shower? >> It's okay. It's a myth. >> It's a myth? Wait, wait. So. So what what what happened? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait, what. happened? >> I was just sitting on the couch and I. smelled it. So. I It smelled like what Stella got. sprayed last time. So I opened the back. door and I called Honey over and she. came over and I kept smelling her. and it smelled like it. and it was stuck on my fingers and stuck. on my nails.

>> What? >> It was stuck on my nails because I just. opened the door. >> It's on your nose? >> Yes, yes, and my fingers touched my. nose. >> I think I think we're going to have to. kill the dogs. No, I'm sorry. You. I'll be honest. You should put. It's Listen, it's okay, but you should. put your nose in some TOMATO JUICE. BECAUSE. >> [laughter]. >> WHEN WE CAME HOME WHEN WE CAME HOME, SHE. WAS JUST face down in a bowl of tomato. sauce. >> We're coming, okay? Listen, just no.

matter what. No matter what. happens. >> What are we going to say when you get. here? >> Listen, we're going to have to shoot them. We're going to. We're going to have to use the knife on. the dogs and your nose [laughter]. and your nose. >> What are we going to do when you get. here because we can't just go back there. and spread it and the smell will get. all over. >> It's It's okay. Step number one is I'm. buying you nose plugs on the way.

>> sauce. >> [laughter]. >> It's okay. WHY ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU. crying about it? >> The tomato sauce. has been on me for like 6 hours trying. to get the smell. out and I just want to go to bed. >> Yeah. No, I I. Listen. >> This is a long [gasps] phone call. >> No, it's going to be bad, babe, but. we'll get it. We'll We'll get it out. All right. we're just going to play one.

more game of volleyball. >> Yes. >> [laughter]. >> I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We're coming. home. >> Kenny wasn't even. He wanted to go. >> Wait till the end. We're coming home. All right, I love you. All right, bye. I love you. WE'RE COMING. HOME. >> [laughter].

>> HOWEVER, SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE. FILMING. THIS IS LIKE her real actual. >> Okay, well, we're we're coming over. Just don't freak out, okay? All right, do not freak out. Don't freak. out, okay? All right, we're coming over. Wait, what's the score of our game? All right, bye. I love you. Okay. All right, let's play one more game.

>> [laughter]. >> All right, let's play one more game. That was a long phone call, man. >> How long was it? >> And you were you were crying. >> could see was Cash's nails. 3 and 1/2. minutes. Oh my gosh. [cough]. >> What about them? >> Like what's wrong with me? Do you hear. this? >> Yeah. >> I actually I'm confused. Sorry, [clears throat] explain. >> Yeah, anyways, the Okay, go ahead. >> so then um Cash stopped at Panda Express. on the way home. >> Yeah, it was. >> He stopped at Panda?

>> Yeah. >> He didn't even come all the way home. He. just went to Panda Express and then he. comes home. >> a cream cheese rangoon. >> And then he comes back. >> had a full-blown argument while you're. at Panda. >> Also, cream cheese rangoons are my. favorite food ever. And if you guys are. coming to any future shows, tour stops, anything in the future, and if you bring. me a warm cream cheese rangoon, >> we'll follow you on Instagram. >> I I'll do anything. >> What? >> [laughter]. >> No, don't. >> say that. >> No, I won't do anything, but I will eat. it. I will eat the cream cheese rangoon. >> And say say you'll follow them on. Instagram. >> so it'll probably be cold.

>> I won't do that though. >> It'll probably be. >> Okay, yeah, I like it. I swear on Alex's. life I will follow you on Instagram. >> I mean Alex means nothing to you guys. apparently. >> Can we back up just a second to what you. just said Kenzie? Cash is getting a. cream cheese rangoon and you said you. and Matt were having an argument in the. car. >> Oh, a big one. >> Oh. >> On the way home from Walmart? >> A big one. >> Big one? >> I'm driving the car and he's like, "Do. not stop at Walmart." And I was like, "I. need to get stuff to clean the dogs.". And he was like, "Do not stop at.

Walmart.". >> Why? Why not stop at Walmart? >> Wait, yeah, what? >> He does not like Walmart. >> No, he wanted to go home. He was like, "We need to get home fast." Meanwhile, Cash is getting A CREAM RANGOON. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR PLAN WAS. WHEN YOU got home though, Matt. Because we had to. >> We got to go fast. We don't got time. WE. DON'T GOT TIME. ME AND YOU ARE DRIVING. TO YEAH, I'LL SEE. >> CREAM CHEESE RANGOONS. >> [laughter]. >> IF you could do a cutback scene in real. life right there. >> I'll take three cream cheese.

>> No, you need three cutback scenes. You. need one to me, you, and Matt and. Kenzie. >> [laughter]. >> The dog is everywhere. Kenzie, don't. stop. We got to go straight home and. take care OF THIS DOG. >> AND MATT'S WOULD HAVE LASTED like 15. minutes. First, he tried to take the. steering wheel from me and he WAS LIKE, "GO HOME." [screaming] AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING to Walmart.". >> wheel? >> That's crazy. >> Wait, I wait, genuinely pause Kenzie. What was your plan once you got home. because there was nothing here to clean. them with. >> Well, see I didn't know that. She just. said that she wanted gloves that went up. to her elbows because the gloves we had. at the house weren't good enough. And so. I said,

"The gloves we have at the house are. fine. I'll wash the dog. It's fine. Just. go home. I'll use those gloves." And she. was like, "No, no, you have to have. gloves that go up to your elbow. Otherwise, we're going to be cooked.". >> You don't understand. The struggle I went through last time. when Stella got sprayed. I had to sleep. for a month. >> Think about this though. >> with gloves on my hands. >> Cash and I handled the dogs this time. Yeah, very smoothly. I said, "Listen, here's what's going to happen.". >> And guess what? They don't smell bad. >> Yeah, I and no work was done on my part.

All I did was a phone call. I said, "Listen, here's what's going to happen. We're going to put some like little. deodorant stuff on them, right? Give. them a little quick simple bath. Then. we're going to put them in a crate in. the garage. Then we're going to take. them to a professional dog cleaner in. the morning and it'll be all good." And. we did that and it was all good. >> Yeah. >> And I still got to go to bed and watch. these games. >> Whatever. Matt almost left me at Walmart. and he said, "UBER HOME.". >> WHAT? >> I SAID, "LISTEN, >> That is so evil. >> "If you want to go to Walmart, you can. stop at Walmart and you can Uber home. and by the time you get home, I'll. already have the dog clean.".

>> But you had nothing to clean the dog. with. >> I There was gloves here. Yes, there was. >> No cleaning products. >> That's fair. I even told her after I. said, "Listen, if you had said we don't. have the the products, I would have. said, 'Oh, let's stop at Walmart and get. the products.'. >> But I didn't want to stop for just the. gloves in the pantry. >> I didn't want to stop for the gloves. when we had gloves here. I was like, "It. was just please just go home. Please.". >> Okay. So, continue. >> That's it, Matt. >> Then he realized he was being mean and I. went inside and got gloves and he did. not make me Uber home. But then we had a conversation in the. car about how I need to stop being. controlling and maybe that's true. And.

then I got home and then I started. controlling him again. And that was not good either. Okay. >> We did walk in and I said, "Listen, we're going to go inside. Thank you for everything you've done. Now, I'm I'm going to go clean the dogs. Please just don't try to sit there and. tell me how to do everything." That's. what [laughter] I was saying over. >> My mom's not letting me get a x-ray on. my lungs or my chest. >> Yeah, probably cuz you don't need that. >> Well, I've had global eye disease. sensation. >> Yeah, well, x-ray doesn't fix that. You. know what you need? Advil. >> Advil?

>> No, or Tylenol. >> Maybe maybe not. >> that Tylenol will make you funny. Here, can you. can you just breathe through your mouth. real quick? You really shouldn't do that. Close your. mouth when you're breathing. Breathe. through your nose. >> [laughter]. >> Okay. And why is. >> Oh, my every time I can't talk. >> Oh, I know how to tell someone to Hold. on, wait. Breathe and put your hands up. >> No. Um. >> Wait. No, they have to be up behind your. head. Breathe and put your hands behind. your head.

And then and like breathe. Then you got to take a deep breath in. >> And hold it. >> Blink really fast. Then you got to hold. it. >> Yeah, hold it. Now blink really fast. Now say, "I'm an idiot.". >> I feel like I'm going to pass out. >> [laughter]. >> Um but what's it called? Now that Kate's. back on the pod, how is it feeling then? >> Pretty good. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, I feel good. >> Oh, did I show you Look, this is my new. basketball I got for my birthday. >> Happy birthday. >> Yeah, when this episode comes out, my. birthday's.

>> birthday? Oh. >> My birthday's going to be gone by the. time this episode comes out, but my. birthday's in like a week. >> March 5th. Say happy birthday. >> episode is filmed heavy in advance cuz. we're going to be gone for. >> Cuz we're going to be gone. >> Womp, womp. Actually, >> Did we start dating on Cash's birthday? >> No. >> The day before? >> Uh. The day before, yes. >> Have y'all been married for a year? >> A year and a half. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> I didn't even know. >> That's crazy, right? >> [laughter]. >> Um well, Cash got this Do you see Can. you Can you Can you get that orange ball.

real quick? Okay, so there's an orange ball over. there. >> [laughter]. >> That's crazy. >> Yeah, that orange ball. Looks very. similar to this ball. >> See, and I have I just have to say. something real quick. That orange ball. has been in our house for a lot of years. now. And it was probably close to the. time Matt and Kenzie like got married or. something. But you guys kept playing. with that ball. Like you played with it. so much. You were throwing it against. the wall. As you were throwing it down. the stairs, like you were going to break. something and it was annoying just.

constantly hearing a ball being thrown. against the wall. So me and Kenzie took. matters into our own hands and we hid. the ball. And we were "They're not going. to find it.". >> it? >> Yeah. And then somehow. >> gone for a year. >> Yeah, I got this one for my birthday. >> IT GOT PULLED OUT OF THE freaking I. don't even know the abyss cuz I don't. even remember where we put it. >> And it just showed up again this week. >> someone found your Was it a very good. hiding spot? >> Yeah, it showed up this week AND I'VE. BEEN LOVING IT. >> GOOD HIDING SPOT CUZ it's been a year. since y'all had it. >> like well over a year. >> hide it? >> I don't remember. >> [laughter]. >> IT JUST SHOWED UP.

>> WELL, BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HID it. there again. But this is my new. basketball. Got it for my birthday. >> Really? I have something to say. >> Uh it's here. >> I'm getting my I'm getting. >> If you say you're getting an x-ray. >> I'm getting my belly button pierced. >> Oh, no, you're not. Don't do that. That's trashy. >> I don't care. >> No, you don't want to be trashy. >> I don't care. >> I don't think you should trash your. Bentley. No. >> Wait, is it trashy or not trashy? >> Or do you want to be a 2001 Honda. >> I'm getting it because someone said it. looked good. >> 2001 Honda Civics with belly button. piercings. >> By the way, THOSE ARE GOOD CARS.

>> DEFINITELY ain't a Bentley with a Do you. see Bentleys. >> You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. >> Who said it looked good? >> Who? >> What? >> WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM? WHY DO YOU. care what he says? Oh my gosh. >> I feel LEFT OUT BECAUSE I WAS ON THIS. SIDE OF THE HAND. >> [laughter]. >> WAIT, DID Y'ALL SEE THAT? >> YEAH. >> [laughter]. >> YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY talking. to him. >> No. >> Are you talking to him? LIKE LIGHTLY TEXTING.

>> LIGHTLY TEXTING? >> NO, YOU ARE NOT. >> YES, I am. >> Harper is texting someone. >> This is y'all's fault. >> What? >> Can I just say one thing? The belly. button piercing if you want just because. I literally I had a friend who went and. got one for a guy. >> we're just joking when we say they're. trashy. >> No, no, no, I'm I'm telling you this, Harper. >> She got it for a guy? That's That's. >> She went and she got one because the guy. said that he he would like it. So, she. went and got one. I don't even think she. necessarily cared to get one, but she. got one cuz he said he'd like it. And. then.

they just literally broke up and she was. just stuck with this piercing that she. didn't like. >> Kate, but did you hear WHAT SHE SAID? >> I KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING to tell you. don't go get one for a guy. >> Don't do that for a man. >> I'm not. I've been wanting one for like the past. like 2 years. >> Listen, I'm moving on past the belly. button thing. Did y'all not hear what. she said? >> I did. And I'm in shock. How did this. happen? Cuz Why why are we. Why are we talking about piercings in. your body with this guy? >> Yeah, why is he talking about your body? >> Cuz I said that I wanted to get one, and.

he was like, "Oh, that that would. actually look really good on you.". >> Well, he shouldn't be seeing that. >> I see. >> Why is he seeing your belly button? >> I love it. >> I'm [laughter] just confused cuz you. said you did not like him at all. >> He said. I know, but I I always tend to say that. >> [laughter]. >> Even when you slightly like somebody? >> Yeah. >> It she tends to say she likes somebody. when she doesn't. >> Are you for real? Are you. >> being serious. >> I don't know who it is. You were on this. side of the hand. >> But I saw Kate's side of the hand. >> Oh, wait, did you not see his face?

When I I like did it so he could see. >> can we can we say it? >> No, I don't think we should. >> No. >> I MIGHT SAY IT. >> NO! SHOULD I KEPT you on the other side. of the hand. >> what I'm thinking right now. Is one, this episode comes out in like a couple. weeks, so I could say it. And by then, it's okay cuz maybe it's moved past. talking. Now, if I say it and it has. moved the opposite way, and less. talking, then that's going to be really. bad. >> Well, >> So, it's do we want to take that gamble, Cash? >> so far.

>> Let's get back to Harper. Let's see what. she thinks. Harper, will you say his name on the podcast? >> Uh no, I won't say it. >> I'll say what it starts with. >> I'll say it. >> No, no, don't say. >> Don't say that. >> Man, I'm in shock. >> Let's do it. Listen. >> Did you almost just throw up? >> No, I almost said his name. >> lungs hurt. >> Hey, what do you mean by talking? Like talking like as in like a friend? >> Yeah, I would like to I'd like some. specifics. >> I have a crush on him. I don't know if. he has a CRUSH ON ME.

>> NO! NO! >> Something's fishy. >> What? >> YOU HAVE THE SAME LAUGH AS ME. >> SINCE WHEN? >> Since like he left and I was like I. don't like him at all. I don't like HIM. AT ALL. >> WELL, I don't buy this. I don't buy this at all. >> I think you you have just told everyone. who it was though. >> I think you did. >> Like the internet? >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> How? How? Maybe we shouldn't have said anything. >> said one We said one person. Don't.

explain it for. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Hold on. Should we bleep the name? >> She acting like Jim Halpert. >> said the name. >> She is. You are acting like Jim on Beast. Games. >> I mean at this point. >> Like otherwise it would say 500,000. >> [laughter]. >> Come on. Just say it Harvard. Say I have. a crush on. >> That is so funny. >> Ah, fine. >> Are you sure you want to say Wait, NO. >> NO, WHY ARE YOU GASLIGHTING HER? >> LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES. DON'T PUT your. relationship on the internet until it is. >> Our mistakes? I put you on the internet. after like talking to you for like a. week. >> Yeah.

>> Kate, I leaked the video. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you didn't. >> Yeah, I did. >> No, you didn't. >> I was talking about you on this podcast. like. >> gets mad her accent comes out. >> When I When we had a date planned, I was. talking about it on the podcast. >> Kinsey never got on the internet until. after Kinsey knew it was for sure. >> Yeah, but I was talking about it. >> Well, that's your own fault. >> But it worked out. >> Well, when me and Kate started dating, we had took a video. We were just like. cuddling on the couch and she took a. video of us. >> That was bad. I remember. >> She posted it to my Snapchat. But no, we.

didn't get leaked. You leaked us. >> We got leaked. Someone leaked it. We. don't know. >> [laughter]. >> it to my Snapchat. >> It's so bad. >> And I'm pretty sure it was on purpose, BUT TO THIS TO THIS DAY SHE STILL SAYS. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. >> I literally I put it on every single. thing. You want to know why it was an. accident? Because I did not want to have. to start Tik Tok the way I had to. because I was still in public school and. I didn't want to be that loser making. TikToks. Sorry. >> It's okay. >> Don't bleep it. >> [laughter]. >> It was a bunch of girls that all knew. >> I just don't understand. I don't feel. good.

>> Harper, I know you don't feel good, but. we have so much going on right now. One, you're crushing on blank, which I would. love to say blank's name. Two, >> Fine, I have a crush on I have a CRUSH. ON CATO. >> OH! [screaming] WHAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHY DON'T YOU. SAY IT? WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT? WHY DID. YOU SAY IT? >> Bleep it. >> Don't bleep that. >> Why did you say it? >> Bleep it. >> What? >> Put the fuzzy over her mouth. >> Wait, I was so shocked. I just like my. brain started replaying the word what. >> real, none of this is real right now. I don't. believe this is real.

>> What? >> Uh yeah, it's it's real. >> BIG NEWS, BIG NEWS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED. I'LL TELL YOU THAT. >> [laughter]. >> HUGE NEWS for the unemployed, and we are. all unemployed. So, >> So, this is great news for [laughter]. us. >> I would make it a bigger deal, but I. just feel sick. >> Well, um so, >> Sis, wait. >> Does he know you like him? >> Yeah. >> Does he like you? >> Yeah. >> I think I should go through y'all's. messages and read them aloud. >> OKAY, GO AHEAD. [laughter]. >> WAIT, NO, ACTUALLY SHE LET US, we.

should. That's funny. >> Pass it around for the class. >> Man. >> Pass it around. >> Wow, I did not see this coming today. >> I had my idea. I I thought she There's a lot of things. >> text a lot. >> I know. >> How much are we talking? [laughter]. HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING? >> Like a lot. >> Can we see it? >> No. >> Why? >> It's really new. >> see it after the podcast? >> Yeah. >> Oh my. Oh my, does he know you're just drop. name dropping like that? >> No.

>> not even here. >> I don't think he would mind. Did you see. him on the podcast? >> [laughter]. >> No, I didn't. I wasn't here, remember? >> Wait a second. >> you were. >> Wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. Does he. not have. >> Spit it out. >> girlfriend? >> No. I don't think so. >> Well, if he does, I don't care. I have a. crush on. >> Harper, you can't say THINGS LIKE THAT. >> WHOA, YEAH, I LIKE IT. YEAH, be. ruthless. They're dating, not married. >> You can't say anything like that.

>> Wait, no, he doesn't have a girlfriend. >> Are you sure? >> Yes. >> Uh, he doesn't have a girlfriend. >> From what I have heard, what you guys. said, if he has a girlfriend, then the. way he was acting on this podcast, surely they're not still together from. what you guys said. No, I don't know. >> No, that man does not have a girlfriend. >> He doesn't have a girlfriend. >> I don't know. Let me look. >> Sounds like Cato wants a girlfriend. >> Oh. >> Cato? >> My throat actually hurts.

>> Well, I still don't believe it. >> wait, wait. Can you just like break down. how this came about though? Like how. >> ask him. >> Like how often were you guys talking? >> Um, every day. >> Do you have a girlfriend? >> tell him that you like him? Uh, yes. >> And he said he liked you, too. >> [clears throat]. >> Are you guys going to date? >> I don't know. >> It's not real. It can't be. >> It is. >> All right, I asked him if he has a. girlfriend and I did it from your. account, Harper. >> What? >> Yeah, I'm logged into your. >> access to her account on your phone? >> I'm logged into yours.

Look at her freaking [laughter] out. >> I thought he actually did. It scared me, but I don't feel good. Like I don't know. what's wrong with me. >> Wait, we were logged into your TikTok at. one point. I remember that. >> Really? >> When you first started, Cash and I were. for some reason. >> Y'all help me out. >> Wait, can you just tell me if you're. being serious right now? >> Yes, I am. >> Really? Well, listen, I actually I think. he's a good kid, good guy. >> He seems sweet. >> He is nice. >> Like of the of dudes you've talked to. >> Actually, that's true. Out of all the. guys. >> talked to, I mean.

you're up right now. Trust. >> Yeah, he's definitely like one of the. better ones. I guess we don't really. know him though. >> Yeah, we Yeah, we didn't really know him. that long, but. >> No, like I I hardly knew him. I like. said hi. >> was with him to know like. he's not like. >> like well actually I met him remember we. filmed that one episode back in like. June when we were out in LA. >> And he called you Kat. >> Yeah or October whenever it was and he. like didn't he was like Kat and then he. called you McKenzie and stuff. So it was. a little weird. >> Yeah but the four of us have come a long. way. >> Okay but like. >> What?

>> Like we've we've sat down and had. conversations with him cuz Kate wasn't. here. >> Thank you for the reminder. >> Sorry. [laughter]. I just like don't know what to do. >> Don't know what to do? >> I just feel so sick and I don't think. I'm going to be better until he comes. down and sees me NEXT. >> OH MY. GOSH. >> WELL UNTIL he comes down and sees me. next week. >> He's not coming down next week. >> Yes he is. >> I need to see some receipts. I don't. believe that. >> I actually don't don't know. >> I'll show you I have a screenshot of it. >> I'm just in shock. I was not prepared to. hear this news today.

>> I don't. I don't know what to think of this. Yeah I don't buy it. >> So you're getting a belly button. piercing? Yeah because of him. >> We are. >> No not because of him. >> Oh. >> Wait you're reading his message? >> I don't believe. >> What? You're show show show Kate and. McKenzie. >> Wait let us see it. Stop hogging it. Let. us see it. >> Yeah he's gatekeeping that phone. >> Harper's being very open. >> at the other messages. >> Hey let us see it. >> Wow. >> Harper's. >> talk a lot about nothing. Geez. I mean.

literally these conversations are so. brain rotting. >> Harper take the phone. >> He has the most brain rotting. conversations. >> show Kate and McKenzie. >> Well Emmy. >> No they don't get to read that. >> Emmy. >> What the. >> No cuz they're going to judge him for. the one they're going to judge him for. the one time. >> NO WE WON'T. >> WOW JUDGE HIM FOR WHAT? >> HE'S NOT TO BE JUDGED. >> WHAT DID HE SAY? >> HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD. It's nothing. bad. He didn't say anything bad. Nothing bad. >> It cannot be worse than what Cash said. to Kate. >> Okay hey I was like 40. >> No it's not bad. >> Well he's 16 so Can I see it please?

>> Maverick said no. >> Let me see it. >> Oh I'm going to see it after the podcast. either way. >> Oh no. You don't show them that. Don't. show them that. >> Not yet? >> No, don't don't show them that. >> Can I show them after the podcast? >> No, I just know they're going to be like. >> She's going to be like. >> Actually, maybe maybe she can read it. out loud to them. >> Ew, gross. >> They're not No, listen. This is This is. catastrophic. >> He said, "It's a prank.". It's not real. >> you. >> I don't like him. >> Yeah, Harper made it all up. It was her. new thing. >> He No, LOOK.

>> WHY WOULD you do that? You got me all. like excited. >> [laughter]. >> No, I'm not excited. >> Three snaps. >> Why would you leave him on delivered? >> I should probably eat. >> WAIT, HE ACTUALLY has Snapchat and you. haven't you haven't opened it? >> She doesn't even open his messages in. three messages. It's okay. It was just. pictures of his ceiling. It wasn't. [laughter]. >> That's so strange. >> Wait, so you haven't talked to him at. all? >> No. >> What? >> He had to be going for me. >> Wait, so since he left the podcast, you. have not spoken to him? >> No. >> Well, I feel let DOWN NOW. >> WELL, WHY did you say that? >> I was pranking y'all.

>> I was pranking y'all. >> she was mimicking you, Kennedy. >> Shut up. >> Wow, I fully believed it. I was You got. me. >> was mocking you. >> I don't think so. >> I was pranking y'all. >> No, it's cuz I feel sick and I can't. talk and that's why I'm. >> Okay, can we talk about that? Let's. Let's give you the attention you want. for a second. >> know. She's serious. Like Kennedy, what. are. >> Can you explain to me why you're sick. and what's happened? >> Um for the past 3 months, I have been. sick and I've had a lump in my throat. and I feel tired and my neck is super. stiff. I don't know what it is. I went to the.

doctor. I got my blood tested. Um all. they said is that I'm close to having. diabetes. >> Damn. You're close? >> Dude, that's big bad. >> Kennedy. >> That's That's literally I swear on. >> They said Wait, wait, hold on. Did they. say Harper, you are close to having. diabetes? >> Close to being pre-diabetic. >> Oh my gosh. That's like my biggest fear. [laughter]. >> So, diabetes is your biggest fear? >> You know if you do that, you can't have. sugar no more? >> Yeah, I know. >> Yeah, or you It's pretty much LIKE A. NERF. IF they pretty much say Pretty. much God has said, "Hey, I'm going to. give you sugar, but if you abuse it and.

you eat too much of it, then you're. going to get the same It's called. diabetes where you can't eat it anymore. ever. You know, I don't think that's how. that works. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's what I tell myself, too. My body doesn't normally break down. cookies and cake, either. >> [laughter]. >> It's kind of odd. >> Wait, so what did the doctor say aside. from you being pre-diabetic? >> [laughter]. >> It's cuz my underbite. My smile looks. goofy because of my underbite. Look.

>> No, it was bigger. It was like. >> You know those grandpa's in the nursing. home? >> [laughter]. >> I can't even put my neck backwards cuz. it hurts so bad in my throat. >> So wait, it hurts? >> The doctor said that I did have an. illness at the beginning of or the end. of December when I got back. >> Okay. >> And. >> have? >> I don't know. They said she It was like. a like a virus of some sort. And they're like, it should have gone. away by now. So this is weird that she's. still feeling that. It's anxiety. >> So it's just like. >> not anxiety. It's not anxiety. Aw. >> Maybe both. Maybe a little bit of both. >> Yeah.

>> Yes. >> So. today. you went on a run. >> Yes. >> She didn't go on a run. She She went. half a mile. >> [laughter]. >> That's as far as I can see to the NEXT. MCDONALD'S. THAT'S ABOUT half a mile. IT'S ABOUT. WHERE YOU. OKAY. WERE you running to McDonald's? >> I wanted to just. >> No, but I'm just saying half of a mile. is about when you have to park in the. back of the parking LOT AT A MCDONALD'S. >> ALL RIGHT, THIS is a funny I don't know. if I should uh. Okay, I don't know if I should like. should I actually read the text her mom. sent on the podcast?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. >> Okay, so this is funny because I took a. screenshot. You guys can pop it up, but. it says Cash and Broman's Elmers. So. your mom texted me and Cash and then. right above it is a text from Harper. So. the text from your mom said. >> Wait, first read Harper's text. >> No, no, no, no, no. Her mom texts me at 3:36. Just an FYI, this is the current situation. Harper is. saying she has pneumonia and an upper. respiratory infection because she ran. half a mile at school in the cold and. I'm sure it made her lungs and throat.

hurt since she never runs. She is now. having a full-on panic attack and is. saying she is going to take herself to. the hospital. This all may resolve. itself in the next 30 minutes, but I. don't know if she'll be at the podcast. at 4:00. And then 3 minutes later. >> thinking about going to the hospital? >> Yeah, yeah. I was hurting. Like. >> wait, listen. 3 minutes later. >> 3 minutes later Harper sends me a text. Are you guys ready to film cuz I can. come over right now? >> [laughter]. >> It's because the thing is my mom doesn't. take me seriously. I will die in the. next year if this is. >> No, don't say that. >> No, I No, no, it's not because of like. suicide or anything. I literally.

>> sick? >> I think I'm that sick. >> I don't think I think you are I think. you do have like like Abigail that that. works here. She's She's had a cough for. 3 months. >> Yeah. >> Okay, it's not a. >> Sometimes I'm saying you get like sore. THROATS. >> YEAH. I'VE BEEN WHEEZING I'VE BEEN. wheezing now for like A YEAR. >> [laughter]. >> NO, IT'S REAL. NO, THAT'S REAL. THAT'S REAL. Oh my gosh. >> Man, you look like a dragon that's like. only 1 year old trying to learn to. breathe fire. >> No, I would like promise you. Listen. GOING TO GET MY SPARK. >> HOW DID YOU BRING YOUR NECK down like.

that? Like your body stayed up, but your. neck came down and you're like. And that is I have that thing that is. funny. >> cuz I do I do walk 2 miles a day and I. run one of the miles on the treadmill, so. >> Yeah. >> That means you walked one and ran one. >> And so that really makes me mad that I. can't do. >> Well, your mom might have just been. confused. >> She was worried about you though. >> Hey, it does hurt your lungs like your. lungs burn when you run outside in the. cold versus on a treadmill. >> Yeah. >> guys hear me? >> Yes, Cash. >> Yes. >> No one's concerned. >> That's real. >> I Everyone can do that. >> Everyone does that. >> [gasps].

>> Well, y'alls just sound fake as crap. Listen. >> [screaming]. >> No, y'all you can tell you you can tell. y'all's throats are real clear. See, that's what a healthy throat. [laughter] sounds like. Mine. >> See, Mav, you can convince us people. like dying with that. Mav, stop. You're. going to actually stop. >> [laughter]. >> See, Mav, if you were to just do that, we would all be really concerned. >> Wait. >> That's how you're dying, right? You're. having A HEART ATTACK. [laughter].

>> LOOK AT THE SMILE. Why is he so proud of. himself after? [laughter]. >> Yo, give me a movie. I need a movie. role. I'm an actor. >> No, you're just a good cougher. >> Yeah, you need a sick person in like the. next What is that called? Grey's. Anatomy? Oh, he's a sick person. >> Oh my gosh, did you see that McSteamy. died? McDreamy? >> What? Mc- Donald's cousin? Who's that? >> He's McDreamy, I think. >> McSteamy, yes. >> McSteamy. >> It's actually It's actually really sad. >> Yeah. >> He He was So, Grey's Anatomy, there was.

two. very attractive doctors, and they were. nicknamed McSteamy. >> you girls called them McSteamy and. McDreamy? >> That was their name on the show. >> Woah, what do you mean very attractive. doc-. >> They were just like the very attractive. doctors on the show. >> What Oh, yeah, but if I say uh yeah. >> two very attractive girls in the show, right? [laughter] ONE IS CALLED. >> YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THEY were. attractive, and that's why they were. nicknamed this. >> I just feel like if we described it that. way, we'd be in trouble. That's all I'm. saying. >> There's this very attractive. >> girl, uh Megan Fox, and. >> Can we finish what we were saying?

>> Look at her face. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT. THAT. [laughter]. >> SEE? >> THE DOUBLE STANDARD, MAN. Isn't it. crazy? >> is some double standard. >> Let me just tell you about double. standards, because y'all believe. wholeheartedly in a double standard. So, >> When? >> What? What double standard? >> Who? When? WHERE? WHY? >> YOU BELIEVE IN EVERY DOUBLE STANDARD. there possibly could be. Like, when we. have kids one day, you truly believe. that the girls should stay in the. kitchen and like follow and learn. directions on how to cook and stuff, and. the men are allowed to do whatever the. heck they want to do outside. >> Uh yeah.

I I mean, I don't really care if they. stay in the kitchen. >> And you truly believe that your boys can. like go out on a date and not call for. hours and do whatever they need to do, but the girl, they're not dating until. they're 17 years old. >> Yeah, that's full- I mean, I think. everyone agrees to that. I do feel like. a 16-year-old girl out on the streets. alone is more of a target than a. 16-year-old BOY. >> YEAH, BUT THIS DAY AND AGE. >> NOT EVERY CASE, BUT. majority of the time. >> What are you saying? You would care. about both of them equally? Don't pull. that crap. >> Look, let me. >> I would. >> I'm tired of mom of pulling that crap.

>> I LOVE ALL MY KIDS EQUALLY. >> NO, you don't. >> No, you don't. >> No, you don't. You as a parent may love all your kids. equally. Like. Uh there's a lot of things I love. equally. But I do have a favorite to. hang out with. Like I love a lot of my friends equally. >> That's different. >> But I got some that I'd much rather hang. out with. >> Hey. >> Uh my only double standard is this, and. that's just cuz how I was raised. My. sister made cinnamon rolls, and I ate. the cinnamon rolls. [laughter].

>> Cinnamon. >> Yeah. So, that's all I ask. That's it. >> Is you want cinnamon rolls? >> Or cream cheese wontons. >> You know what? That's a good time to. end. You guys should go make cinnamon. rolls. >> Yeah. >> What the. What the. >> [laughter]. >> Don't worry, I got you two, Kenzie. >> Stop. >> Go make cinnamon rolls. >> OKAY, DO IT BACK.