Harper Has A Controversial Crush! *This Is Bad*

My house is caught on fire. Yeah. Harper, did you hear about this? Yeah. They go on a walk for like maybe 5 to 10. minutes and they come back and they open. the door to their house and they. Wait, they couldn't see the flames or. smoke from the outside. It was in the. back of the house. So bad. I can't tell. y'all about my true love right now. because it will spark some controversy. He just broke up with somebody. He's. going to come to Texas. If this guy's. coming to Texas, is he coming on the. pot? Please. No. Tell us who he is. first. I know who it is. Yeah,

[Music]. what's up guys? Welcome back to another. episode of the LOL podcast. What the. shigma is on his phone. What the today? What the listen today? What? Listen, please listen and stop talking. Okay. Yeah, but like Maverick was trying to. tell the girls something before the. episode and I told him or no, Mavis was. trying to tell them on the episode and I. said, "Girls, you guys do not want to. hear this on the episode. Let me tell. you this before the podcast starts.

because this conversation does not need. to unravel on the podcast. Justice does. not wait for nobody." And I'm telling. you, you the girls insisted no, keep it. Save the conversation for the podcast. I. don't know. So, here we are on the. podcast. I don't understand. If it's. gonna make us upset, why wouldn't you. just tell us after the podcast? You you. were the one that said say it on the. pod. I said should it be said on the pod. and you said you said just say it on the. pod. It'll probably be entertaining. But. then y'all said oh it's just going to. make them be quiet and sad or whatever. you said. Yeah, it is going to make you. guys sad. So I'll get sad either way. So.

we'll just say no because you guys. nobody should be sad. You should both be. very grateful people. Yes. So something. happened to the property. We can't have. two houses. No. I wish I wish in case uh just to fill. the audience in uh in case they don't. know uh we bought a piece of land that. me and Kate and Mav and Kinsey are. splitting. Mhm. And we are building a. warehouse for the LOL podcast and all. that stuff on it. I will be security on. the And then we are also building my and.

Kate's home and M and Kinsey a home on. the land. Um but the girls have each. favored a piece of the land where they. want their house to be. Mhm. Okay. So, me and Maverick decided to keep the. girls out of it because with them in it, they're just going to talk in too many. emotions, act like they don't really. want it, but then talk to us like they. do want it and all that stuff. So, me. and M are like, you know what? We're. just going to keep the emotions out of. it and we're going to flip a coin and we. flipped a coin. Alex was there to. witness. Oh my gosh. What? This is not.

real. There was no No one was budging. No. And so, we flipped a coin. You're. joking. Wait, what do you mean we're. joking? You're joking. TV. before the video. This is not real. I. kids, if we could stop the podcast right. now. I was trying to tell you before the. pod. I told you you guys did not want to. hear it. I said unfortunately there's no. way. Harper Harper is so happy. One of. you are about to be sad. Listen, I told Cash before I said. there's I'm I said unfortunately there's. no way Kinsey does not. Something on my.

head. That's insane. That's insane. This is going to be awkward. No, I told. Cash before we started. I said there's. no way that Listen, Kinsey wants that. side and she's not going to back down. Kate also wants that side and there's no. way she's going to be down. So, there's. no use in even all four of us talking. about it as couples or whatever. You and. Kate, there's no use cuz you guys, you. guys have been here before. We coin flip. for the best bedroom in the house. That's just what you do. You each won. it. So, you just do a 50-50 fair thing. Okay. What about my take? Yeah, Harper.

What's your take? Right. Uh I'll take. the queen bedroom or the master bedroom. I remember it was where we built the. houses. He doesn't know what we're. talking about. Uh so would you guys like. to know what the picking at your skin? I. know. It's so bad. Look. Oh. Would you. guys like to know uh who got the the. wood side that you guys both want? I'm. just going to cover my face. Look at them. Want to know? This is like. don't want to know. It's like draft. night in the NFL. I was I enjoyed living.

in Oblivion. Okay, so we flipped the. coin. Oh, actually I don't even feel the. right stand. Okay, we'll just wait till. after the episode. It's clearly going to break them. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's so. special? Nervous. What? What's so. special about one side on the other. side? The other side just has like wood. The other side has just a private. driveway. Like the wooded side. It's. like the better side of the property. And then the other side is just more. like it's still good, but it's just like. not as good. It's not a better side of. the property. Okay. So, you're fine with. that side. We both wanted that side. And.

C, look, if you guys we can disregard. the coin flip. I'm just gonna say if you. guys can come to your own agreement, we'll disregard the coin flip, but I don't think there's any world. where you guys either of you budge. Okay. So, I'm just going to announce who. won the side. So, we did flip the coin. and Alex was out of witness, which I. would admit I went to bat. Okay. There. is reasons Kinsey wants the wood side. Yes, Matt. We understand. We get it. But. I Okay. All right. So, we flipped the.

coin. Maverick called it in the air. Maverick said heads and the coin landed. on tails. Which I I'll be honest, it I feel like. is unfair because Kinsey wants the side. with the trees because she likes she. wants to be in the trees and Cash said. Kate and them are just going to cut down. all the trees. Yes, but Kate likes the. private drive. That's what Kate likes. about it. So, either way, it doesn't. matter because who won? Who won? Kate. won. Dude, that's just messed up.

But I think this was a dumb thing to do. on the podcast. I told you before the. episode you would want to hear this. conversation. You should still be. grateful. Before the podcast, too, you. should still be grateful and Kate should. be grateful. Yeah, I wish I had. I told you neither one of them was going. to be happy. Kate's not happy because. she won the side and she feels like. she's taking it from Kenzie. And. Kenzie's not happy because she didn't. get the side. We should move on. Our audience does not. care. Or you don't care. The audience.

does not care. Harper, do you care? I. mean, not really, but like I I'm say. something. Uh, please. No. Kenzie, look at me. Why is she not looking at. you? No. Why is Kenzie gonna cry? No. Kinsey, I just I'm just going to tell. you one thing. You get this. You get the side with the. trees. We already discussed it. I. actually This is a joke on me. Got you. But you get the side with the trees.

because I was just going to cut them all. down anyways. I was not let in on this joke. But. actually, yeah, we didn't tell you. I. was trying to stop it before you cried. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm so sorry. I. didn't want you to cry. That was crazy. Why would you do that? Because you. almost cried. No, I actually That was. insane. I'm crying over trees. Now, y'all don't understand. Okay, Kenzie and. I when we first looked at the land, I. liked that there was a private driveway,

but I also don't want to live like in. the trees because I'm scared of the bugs. and stuff that come with that. Kinsey. wants to live like in the trees like. she's in some sort of secret magical. forest. And so I was like, dang. Well, I. mean, it doesn't make sense for me to. just come in and cut down all these. trees when Kinsey wants the trees. Understandable. And then and then we. drove and then we actually we drove down. the private driveway and I was like, It was kind of bouncy and stuff and I. was like, I don't really know if I like. it a whole lot. Like kind of hurt my. tummy a little bit. So I was like,

"Dang, I don't even care for this side a. whole lot no more." Because it hurt my. tummy when we were driving and I was. like, So then I was like, so like Cash. and I had talked about it weeks ago. We. just never actually clarified with. y'all. We were like, "Yeah, we're fine. with this side if they want the other. side.". Are you sure? No, I'm being so genuine. I'm being so serious. I genuinely like. prefer the other side. Yay. So, we're. both happy. Yay. Yay. Why did that scare. me so bad? Oh my gosh. Yeah, but good. luck with your bugs. Okay. Not me,

though. We were in a gas station the. other day in Livingston, actually, and. there was just like a cockroach on the. floor and it was like this big. And M. was like, "La bug." And I don't What was. the conversation that we had? Uh, well, there was that bug and then we turned. around, there was another big cotage on. the other side of the store. I was like, "Man, I don't like this gas station. Kinsey was like, "This is what it's. going to be like living out there. It'll. be great." I was like, "What?" I was. like, "No, no, wait. I have a question. because Oh, what is that? Oh, I have a.

question for you guys." Cuz like you. guys have always, always, always just. been like, "I don't care what side we. get. We're happy with whatever." But. genuinely, I think you guys do have a. preference. So, what would you prefer? Me and M. Yeah. Oh, we could care less. Literally. Uh, what would you like? I. could care less. I I She's like, "Whatever you like, that's what I My. first instinct if I bought the land was. going to build a house, I would build it. on the field side. Yeah, but that's also. just where this the field is. I just. think it's a better view of the pond. That's been my whole thing. Well, either.

way on the field, if I was buying the. land by myself, I'd build on the wood. side just for the noise of the highway. That's it. I don't think it's going to. be Well, no. Then you wouldn't though. because you wouldn't want to pay to take. all those trees out if you don't have. to. No, no, yeah, you're right. There's. already a good spot. If you're riding by. myself, I would not do that. I don't. think it's going to be much quieter. Like I I walk around the pond and stuff. and like you hear the same thing. But. yay, we're both happy with the side of. the land we get. I was I was stressing. for a minute. Cash and I were lowkey. like when we talked about how we wanted. the side with the field, we were like we.

got to keep it lowkey cuz like if they. hear that we want it. I said I said from. Maverick. From Maverick specifically. We. said the second we tell Mav we want this. side all of a sudden he's going to want. it. I wanted it the whole time. I even said here. Hey, if it helps. Wait, actually, I don't think you That's. true because me and you each talked. about the woodside and how it was. better. Oh, no. I said that just to make. you want the wood side. Ask Kinsey. Which side did I always say is better? He He did say he'd rather the filled. side. Yeah, he thinks it has a better. view. I was playing you. Tickets are.

officially on sale for our world tour. Oh my. Go get your tickets at the. lolodcast.net. Yes, you guys have to hurry before they. sell out. Yes. Link is in the. description. Get your ticket. Yeah, we're going on a world tour. [Music]. You were trying to play me, so we were. just leaving.

I was like, "Yeah, the wood side's. pretty good." You're like, "Yeah, it is. pretty good." Yeah, that's the side I. would take. You can have it. No, no, you can have. it. Wow. Well, but you know, I just like. don't understand. Like, you know what's. sad though? We're going to get out there. and Honey has a chance of dying. What? I'm not going to lie. We were out there. I heard some coyotes, man. Yeah, I heard. coyotes on the land. Be like at night. I. was like, if we move out here, honey's. not going to like that. Wait, there's.

What about Stella? There's hogs, too. I. did hear the hogs. You heard them. They. were like They were like, I think that's a donkey. I don't think. you heard any hogs. I think Kate heard. the name. Have y'all seen Jesse Murf's. pig? No, she's a pig. What? Do y'all. know Jesse Murf? Yeah. She's like pig. She's like blue blue strips. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good imitation. I can actually. Blue Strips. Yeah. Yeah. I can actually. do a really good impression of her. I.

let you in when Hold on. Nope. No. You're crying. I let you in. Wait. Okay. Third time's a charm. Okay. I let you in when I needed space, but. you. Sorry. I mean, I wonder if she does that. in the studio. That's like Jesse Mur if. she was on South Park. I mean, that was. insane. No, please listen to her. hairball. I let you in, but you understand.

I feel in love. I think. we need to do that again, Harper. Blue strips. Okay, that's it. You're. under arrest for indecency. I don't know if these work. Blue strips. Yeah. No, no, just Yeah. Ow. Oh, are you okay? No. Uh, well, I. feel like you could break those. Oh, yeah. I was thinking, well, blue strips.

What are you What is Wait, dude. Okay. On I Carly. First of all, I said this. before we started the podcast. Anybody. who watched Jesse on Disney Channel, Maverick looks just like Officer Pey. You know, the guy who really wanted to. be an actor, but he was a fail like he. was a failing actor, so he was also a. cop on the side in Central Park. That's. what you look like. He was a goofy guy. He was nice, but he was Dude, I'm not. going to lie. Jesse was one of my top. favorite TV shows. You just thought she. was hot. Yeah. And Payton List. Both of. them. What if Payton List came on the. podcast? Oh my god. I guess I'd have to.

tell her face to face. I had a crush on. you when I was eight. You never know. She She I think we should have her on. for co from Cobra Kai. Oh my gosh, I. love Cobra Kai. I want I want Johnny. Lawrence on the podcast. Johnny Lawrence. would be cool, too. Except Kate's. convinced Johnny Lawrence is going to. act like how he does in the show in real. life. And I don't know how to break it. to her that that's not how he acts in. real life. Please come on our podcast. Please, you're so funny. What happened. to Dax's flame? Oh, Dax Flame. Yeah. Um, what happened to him? A lot of things.

happened. Um, do you want to see the. Instagram DMs? Yes. It's pretty crazy. No, it was I think he just We were. trying to schedule him during like a. really busy time. He accused Mav of tax. evasion. What? What? No. No. He was just. super busy when we were trying to. schedule him and then we never followed. up on accident. Yeah. Hey, everybody. comment down below because we were. talking recently and we were like, you. know what? We need to get some some. guests on the podcast cuz recently it's. just been us. Paul too actually asked. me. He's like a big who? Paul Too Real. Everybody loves him that's our age is. watching this. Okay. Well, maybe we'll.

have him on. Everybody comment down. below who we should have on the podcast. and we're going to read the comments. afterwards and go invite a bunch of. people onto the podcast. So everybody. comment down below and maybe we'll have. the guests you comment on. Yeah, we've. been trying to think but we don't do. that. Good. What? We don't think very. well. Dude, that was a crazy moment G. Unfortunately, one of the host is. shooting the movie. Me. Yeah, right. Uh. no there. Yeah, he just uh he canceled. on us like three times. Dude, what a. weird time period when Harper just like.

fled the country to Canada to be in a. movie. Crazy. That was insane. That's. insane. Yeah, you just like And now I'm. in Walmart. Yeah. What? Walmart. I'm in. Walmart. I'm on a lip jellies. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Did you know me and Cash uh. once were sponsored by Walmart and did a. meet and greet in Walmart? Okay. But. we're Oh my gosh, we did. We on a poster. in Walmart. Yeah, we had about that. section. Darn it. Yes. All right. Wait. I forgot about that. We did some meet. Why did we do a meet and greet? I don't. remember. But they jun Walmart. Yeah, it.

was with our with our song we put out. with Jam Junior. It was part of their. Christmas like album. They were like, "Hey, you guys have to go to like a. couple Walmarts and do a thing." And we. were like meet and greet in Walmart, man. Dude, that's like a dark memory. I. barely remember it. It's like It's like. I lost that memory and you just brought. it up and now I'm mad cuz I didn't want. to be reminded of my Walmart meet and. greet. It literally just sounds bad, man. That guy does Walmart meet and. greets. Uh, like where's these at? Oh, yeah. He's in between the lingerie and. the groceries. Like what? What? What?

Why were those the aisles you chose? What do you mean? Every Walmart has. that. The tech and the auto section. Every Walmart the lingerie and the. groceries are right next to each other. And I told Kate this the other day. I. was like, "Why is the lingerie and the. groceries always right next to each. other?" Every time It's the candy aisle. Yes, it is. Don't tell me it's not. Why. is this mountain? Every time I'm in the. candy aisle and I'm like, "Why is this. here?" You know you like it. What? You. got Do you guys need me to pull up the. floor plan of Walmart? I'll show you.

You know the Walmart we always go to. Okay. The one Walmart. That's not every. single Walmart. Well, obviously some of. them very infection. You have a mountain. on your forehead. I know. I Maverick. Why would you say that? What? She said. it like 10 times herself and I just. repeated. It's just your nose. Calm. down. No, no, no. What I was saying is. it looks fine. Why do you forget? Let me. tell you. Yesterday I popped this on the. podcast. Oh man. Um but nobody saw. Um, I do have a video, but I'm don't want to. show because everybody who saw or ever. since I brought up that one big pimple.

I'm sorry. What are you doing? I was. talking to myself. Every time Every time. we bring Every time I Ever since I. brought up that one pimple, Can you stop. squeezing your knee? What are you doing? I was debating if I should pull off my. scab or not. Throw up. So, you're. squeezing your knee. All right. Well, ever since I brought up that one time. with me popping the pimple on the. podcast, the huge pimple, it shows up on. my my friend's Instagram feed all the. time and they send it in this huge group. chat. I'm sorry. So, I can't show youall.

the video of me popping my pimple, but. let me just tell you, it was the biggest. pimple ever about this much puss came. out. Ew. Ew. Don't say that word. And. then and then and then my my friend, she. said she said, "Make sure you Okay. No, I can't say that. All right. I can't say. that. I don't I really You guys want to. know what true love is?" What? Yeah, I. was just switching to topics. Oh my. gosh. I do want to talk about my true. love experience, you know. Oh, do you. have a real love experience? Have you. found true love? I have. You found true. love? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Question. Yeah. Have you ever loved someone. before? Like a boyfriend? Yeah. Oh,

really? Wait, wait, wait. I want to hear. more about your true love. My true love. Can you stop touching your microphone, please? I' I've been trying to hear. this. Yeah, I've had true love. Yes, they can. Guys, comment down below if. you can hear that. No, no, really grab. it and manhale it like you always do. I. actually heard it in an episode the. other day. Yeah, I was listening to one. of our podcast episodes right now. No, no, no. You can hear the like like this. Okay. Anyways, just please stop. A. compilation of all the times y'all tell. Maverick to stop doing stuff. Anyways, what were you saying about your true. love? Oh, yeah. Like what are you. asking? Like my first Maverick, please. We're trying to talk about true love.

here. Get it together. Maverick, please. Thank you. Okay. And he's doing it. again. Maverick. Maverick. Okay. So, you were falling in love. Yeah. Yeah, I was. No. Yeah. Yeah. Like. are you talking about like your first. love? Like have you ever had you brought. it up? Have you ever had like a first. love? Yeah, I asked. Elizabeth. What? That was her name. Lizzy, Lizzy. That. was my first love. No. Like, did you say. my first ever pet? I named her Elizabeth.

and we called her Lizzy and she was a. lizard. You were in love with her lizard. name. Okay. But yeah, one time my mom caught. me holding her hand and I freaked out. Oh, dude. I remember when Yeah, it was. on top of the playground. Bro, I. remember the fear in your eyes when mom. said, "Can I go through your Facebook. messages?" Dude, I was so mad at that, man. Dude, your Facebook messages. I. know. My mom went through my Facebook. messages to see what I was messaging. this girl and sue me. How old were you? Sue me. Like 12 or 13. And sue me. I.

called her hot on Facebook Messenger. Yeah, I did. Okay. And my mom caught me. red-handed. You're hot. FBI, we got her. I I was 12 and then we were playing like. on a playground. Not like a playground. to like play on a playground. We were. like 12 or 13. You knew me when you were. 12 and you were calling other girls hot. You called a 12-year-old hot. FBI, we were like, "Okay, anyways, listen. We. were 12 and we were on a playground and.

we were playing like freeze tag or. something and I held her hand and then. my mom You held her hand. My mom caught us. I was like, you know, did she say something short? No, but I. do know word got around and my mom, she. told all the other homeschool moms that. were in the homeschool group to keep an. eye on me and Elizabeth and I knew. because I saw them all watching me like. a hawk. And I knew I caught on and I. didn't let them catch me slipping. I. waited until we played hide-and-seek in. the dark. What? What the to hold her.

hand on you guys? My little brother. call. My little brother had his first. kiss in the back of my mom's Suburban. when he was like nine. Wow. No, I had. one of my first kisses in a Suburban. when you were nine. Uh, no. I was older. than nine. That's kind of weird to have. your first kiss. But yeah, and it was my. younger sister's best friend. Oh, what. was the age gap there? Cuz that sounds. big, but I don't know. It was two years. So, a nine-year-old and 11year-old. Oh, wow. Oh, they're going to say seveny. old. Wait, so a nine-year-old dude. pulled an 11-year-old girl? Yeah. He. felt really proud of himself. Yeah, I.

would too. My mom was really upset, though. Yeah. Like like like Maverick. obviously wasn't your first love, right? Well, that's so sad to say, but it's. true. He He He was the first one that I. should have loved, right? I should have. never loved you, Elizabeth. Okay, the. thing is, I mean, I had a boyfriend or. like an on andoff boyfriend for. Get it together over there, officer. Oh. my gosh, you're not that old. How do you. have five fingers held up? How are you. crying and smiling at the same time?

Now he looks like an actor on Disney. Channel. Like on the toilet, right? He. looks like he's in the end of an. inspirational movie. No, he looks like. he's on Disney Channel. He's like, "Officer Pete down." Offic. [Music]. Maverick is on Disney Channel right now. That's how the cop that this doughnut. store just ran out of donuts and his. blood sugar is going low would look. like. Yep. No, it's Paul Blart for sure. Yeah. Well, so Harper, you never told us. about this true love. You brought up. this conversation. I I've been on and. off with him for six years. You're only.

like six. You literally just told us you. just told us yesterday that you you're. not since you were 10. You've been on. and off since you were 10. Well, in. fifth grade we met each other for the. first time. Oh my gosh, you can't talk. You were on and off with Kate since like. 10. Yeah, but mostly on. Okay. So, no, mostly off, actually. Did you know that? Uh, okay. When we were like 12, it. doesn't count. Harper's 16 years old. Yeah. By the time Kate, me and Kate were. 16, we were engaged. Well, basically. child. Whoa, that's crazy. She wasn't. engaged at 16. I was going to be at 17.

That mean next year, imagine Harper. being engaged to someone. Harper could. be married next year. I'd be tripped. out. I'll be like gonna propose to me. because he he attempted once and it. didn't work out. So I was 16. I was 16. Should I get married? Not just for the. No, no, no. Not just for the heck of I. mean I do have one person that I'm like. plotting on, but other than that. plotting on them. I don't think that's. the right language. What does that mean? Well, have you let us know? That's like. what I do. What? Never mind. What? Huh? Have you? I feel like that's what girls. do though. Like guys are pursuers and.

girls are plotters. They're like, "How. can I plot my life into how can I make. sure that I'm in the same place at the. same time?" Exactly. It's true. When I. was in high school, I had a friend that. was interested in this guy. So, we would. go sit outside his work in the parking. lot and wait for him to come out. That. uh we got a stalker that that deserves a. calling. That So, yeah, I was I remember. you telling me that we were like. Snapchatting or something and you were. or on the phone and you were telling me. how you guys would go outside this guy's. work. You were Snapchatting Cash while. you were doing that. No, it was her.

friend. Oh, your friend liked him. Yeah. So, it was just like a P. It was co like. nothing was happening. It was so illegal. though, you know. So, when you guys. would see him when you guys would see. him come out of his workplace, what'd. you do? Well, he was uh he was he worked. at a store, so he was pushing carts. So, he was out there a lot. Did she like get out of the parking lot. and like walk by him or just stare at. him in the car? So, one time we did um. one time. How many times did you go? Uh, not that many, but we definitely went. like a like a few times. And there was. one time me and my friends were like.

hyping her up. We were like, "Come on, let's go out. Let's like walk by him. See if he notices you." Because they. they never actually officially met. Yeah. What? So, um, wait, wait, I didn't. know that part. How'd she meet the guy? Through through Snapchat. It was just. like added through friends, you know. So, anyways, uh, she had been like. Snapchatting him and she's interested. and so, uh, she knew where he worked. So, we just go like sit outside and wait. for him to come out and we were like, "Are you going to talk to him?" And she. was like, "No, that's so weird. Like, I. just show up to his work." And we're. like, "Yeah, you right." And so one day. we were like plotting it and we said, "Why don't we just like walk by him and.

act like we're here?" I mean, Mav, what. are you doing? Uh, I lost something in. the couch. Nobody worry. Okay. Well, I'll just keep telling my story then. No, hold on. Wait, M. He obviously wants. the attention on him. What do you want? I'd actually prefer it not be on me. What do you want? Not have attention. Well, what do you want? Just take the. back of the couch off. There you go. Good idea. I asked to get up and you. didn't. [Music]. Sorry. Well, yo, sometimes my walkie. gets stuck. Why did it launch like that?

There it is. His wedding ring. Maverick. See, that's why he's always taking it. off. And that's why I didn't want. attention. I knew that was going to. happen. He He takes his wedding ring off. and he just chunks it in the air as high. as he can. Just gets higher and higher. And then sometimes he'll put it on the. countertop and he spins it like a top. And one day it's just going to fall down. the drain. And I'm not getting you a new. one. You know, if it goes down the. drain, like it's you can just take the. drain apart. Take the drain apart and. get. Okay. All right. What if it goes down?

Go back to your stalker store. Yeah. So, um, anyways, she had been talking to the. guy and we were like, "You know what? Why don't we just like walk into the. store and act like we're just here. buying something?" Mind you, this was a. Home Depot and we were 16-year-old. girls. Are we just here for some. lumber? Like, what? So, so we walk into. the Home Depot and he's like putting the. carts away and we walk right past him. and I look at him and I was waiting for. my friend to look at him but she didn't. and she just walked right by and he was. he had his back turned the whole time so.

he never even saw us but we obviously. couldn't walk out empty-handed so we. grabbed some paint samples and walked. out. Paint samples. The free ones. Yeah, that's crazy. You got I love those. The. ones I used to collect them. I thought. they were so pretty. What? What? Why do. you guys like paint samples? Like like. pastels? Yes. Yeah, I used to I used to. um collect them and they would be like. yellow, wait, light pink, light blue, yellow, light pink, light blue. You both.

collected paint samples? Yes. In. college? Oh, sorry. No, you're good. If. you go to my parents house and you look. in my dresser or in my like uh desk. drawer, they're still there. I have a. stack like this. That's an interesting. hobby. In college, I had friends who. went and got paint samples cuz obviously. you can't paint an apartment. And they. would hang their paint samples and. they'd make decorative things on their. walls instead of buying. Hey Harper, you. still never told us about this true love. that you brought up. Yeah, right. Yeah. Um, yeah, we like talked on and off for six.

years, then like three and then like. when it came to ninth grade or eighth. grade, it got pretty serious. So, just. to double back, are you in love? Have. you found your true love? Is it a love? What is it? It's something honestly. Oh. my gosh. You brought up true love. She. said before the podcast, she's like, "I. found my true love." You know, I did, but like at the same time, there's five. six actually other guys that I think are. cute and I think are better than this. true love, but this is a true love that.

actually wants me. So, like I'm thinking. maybe I should just go for him. And then. Sounds like you're desperate. No, no, that's just my opinion. I'm not I'm. definitely not. No, but like Yeah, we've. been like on and off for like six years. So, wait. Are you about to tell us that. the one you were on and off with for six. years, you are in love with? Well, I I. was in love with him, but not anymore. Yeah, not anymore. You're done with. that? Yeah, I'm now in love with new. person. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, scratch. the six-year guy. Tell us about the one.

you're in love with now. Dude, I I'm so. glad I'm not single anymore. I can't. deal with all this love. Okay, the thing. is I can't tell y'all I can't tell y'all. about my true love right now because. it will spark some controversy. Okay. Okay. Well, don't give us any hints. then. Wait, wait, wait. No questions. I'm sorry, but like this is like one of. a a like a not this is an influencer and. he just broke up with somebody. We've.

been texting. Okay. So, he he's going to. come to Texas. Okay. We're going to hang. out. Well, you're giving us a lot of. hints here. Okay. If you don't want us. to know, stop it. I try to help a girl. out. Okay. Uh continue with the But we. can narrow it down though by a lot with. the more details you get. Please give us. more. He just broke up with his ex cuz. he cheated on her. But okay, Harper's. cut off. He's done for. But if he. cheated on the last girl, what's to say? He's not going to do the same. She's.

like, cuz it was with me. Like what? No. Yeah. So, he's coming down to Texas. soon. Like, she just breezed over that. So, um this I have a good question of. this. No, it's kind of irrelevant, right? Um so, yeah. So, he So, he's. coming down to Texas. We're going to. date. Um, Harper, are you actually? Yeah. Oh my god. Harper. Harper. Are you. actually Is that him now? No. No. He. cheated on another girl. What makes you. think he won't do it again? Uh, he.

won't. Oh, he won't. I'll do I already. told him what I'd do if he did. Oh, okay. I'm sure the other girl said that, too. She's like, I'll make sure his. Wait, I got a question. If if everybody. here was single and. you were you like met someone and they. were dating someone, but then they met. you and they were like, "Oh, shoot. I. like this person." And they broke up. with the person they were dating to to. date you. Would you date them? No. Yeah. What do you mean, Cash? You literally. did that. No. Is that like a red flag or.

is that like I think that's a green. flag. I literally had a boyfriend and. then I met you. Red flag. And then I. fell in love with you. Well, that's not. exactly. Imagine they broke up with me. before I had the chance to break up with. him. Okay. Well, that's not exactly how. our story went because we met before. Yeah. That's not really the same story. at all. But anyway, have a similar. story. I do go into more detail about. that story when I in our I was in love. when I met Kinsey. Oh, wait. Hold up. That is true. We got to play the book. real quick. Yeah. With myself. No, we. do. Actually, this the story we just. talked about uh we say in the LOL.

podcast book that we are writing and. it's dropping uh semi- soon, probably. within the next month. So, stay tuned if. you want to. Yeah. If you want to find. out how I fell in love with Cash and. then Dude, I got a story I don't even. know if some of y'all have heard that. I'm going to put in the book. Really? Like I like I almost don't want y'all to. read it cuz it's like I feel like y'all. are going to judge me. What? Yeah, y'all. might judge me and like don't cuz I. don't read. Okay, good. But there's an. audio book. There's an audio. Don't. audio my chapter. But no, seriously, like say say Kinsey, you met Maverick.

and Maverick was dating some girl named. Hannah and the second you guys met he. was like, "Shoot, I like Kenzie." And. then he broke up with Hannah to date. you. Would you date him? No. Why? I'll. tell you why. Because there is always, always, always going to be somebody. better. The grass is always greener on. the other side. He's willing to break up with this girl. who's probably a perfectly good girl if. he hasn't already broken up with her. Or. he's stupid and he was with a girl who.

he shouldn't have been and he needs time. to heal and grow from that. And so if he. is willing to break up with her for me, he's willing to break up with me for the. next thing that comes along that is. better because there are far more better. girls than me. So Maverick would be a. red flag. Well, what? Okay. I mean, you. kind of gave more of a mature I like the. fact I'm trying to I'm trying to help. the people out. Yeah. I got to go for. this guy. Okay. Well, I will. Okay. But. like she's like. you have to learn your own life. I like. I like the fact that I just picked my.

nose, put it in Maverick's face, the. booger, and then he blew at it. What? He. went, "Ew." What? I didn't go. That's. what they did. Okay. Harper. The big difference between. got blown out a birthday candle. Okay. Harper got clipped a couple weeks ago. Cash and I were watching a podcast. episode and she was like like the editor. Oh, that was so funny. I have the video. I have the video. I sent it to her and I. said, "You got clipped." Because we're. watching it on our TV and then I said, "The editor definitely did this on.

purpose." He like Harper wasn't even. talking, but he zoomed into her. specifically and clipped her. Stop. calling me. Who is it? Boyfriend. What? What? Yeah, I have the video here. me. No, this video is so crazy. When I saw this, I was like, "Hey yo, is it that bad?". Let me see. Let me see. It was the one I. sent you the other night.

It's not that bad. You trying to be. nonchalant about it, too. She was so non. she like, "Hey, I want to know if this guy's. coming to Texas. Is he coming on the. pod? Please. Okay. Yeah. If he's your. one true love. He is my true love and he. will I got questions for this kid. No, he won't. What did you say? I'm going to. text him right now and ask him to come. on podcast. Okay. Wait. No. Tell us who. he is first. We can tell you. She's like.

John Cena. We're like We can mute his. name. We'll mute his name. We'll mute. his name if we need to. Can we mute just. this one part? All right. We'll bleep. it. We'll bleep it. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Yeah. No. Wait, no. No, I know. I know who it is. Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. It It is It. [Applause]. Wait, Harper. Is it? Yes. There's no.

way. There's no way. That was the other. one. It doesn't matter which one it is. It's a horrible idea. No, this is a. great idea. Okay. I mean, that was out. of left field. Well, on another note, Kinsey and I had something for y'all. So, we'll be back, right? I'll just text. my boyfriend. Wait. Hey, wait. Wait. I. have a crazy story I wanted to tell. Oh, before that. Okay. Wait, where? Wait, Kate, where were you going? We have a. surprise for y'all. Okay. I love. surprises. Yeah. Well, what's your crazy.

story, Kinsey? My house is caught on. fire. What? Well, my parents house caught on. fire. Oh, wait. Yeah. Harper, did you. hear about this? Yeah. No, you did. You. did? Maybe I didn't. I don't know. I. told you. I mean, no. cuz it just. happened like this week. So I don't Oh, right. I haven't even seen the pictures. on fire. Oh, yeah. I have pictures. Let. me put it that way. Yeah. My parents. house has caught on fire three times. now. This week? No. Well, this week it. just caught on fire. Once for the third. time, but the same house has caught on. fire three times. And this time it got. lit. This week? No. Yeah, it did. It was.

It was pretty bad. I'm not going to lie. Really? Yeah. They literally came in and. they were like, "We're going to go on uh. Well, they came back from church. Wednesday night. It's like, you know. what? We should go on a walk. So they. they go on a walk for like maybe Stop. You guys are doing two different things. again. Where's my dad? And it's gone. Okay. Well, they go on a walk for like. maybe five to 10 minutes, right? And. they come back. Okay. And they open the. door to their house and. smoke everywhere. Like.

my dad couldn't get the door to open. because they have like one of those. keypads that lock on it that's electric. like ours. And the lock would not work. So he was like cuz it was so hot. Cuz it. was so hot it like messed up the thing. And so he was like trying to get the. door to open and he could not. So he. like basically shoved it open and smoke. just came barreling out and like hitting. them in the face. The house was like. 180°. Wait, they couldn't see the flames. or smoke from the outside. It was in the. back of the house. So bad. Oh my gosh. Are they okay? Well, you could probably.

see it if like there was a window on our. front door, but it's like that blurry. house. You can't really see inside the. house. Listen, here's the sad part. They're going to go on their walk. Oh, yeah. And their dog has arthritis. They. just got diagnosed, so its back leg. didn't work. So, they decided to take it on a walk. anyways. But if they did it, they they literally. were talking about like, should we bring. it? Nah, her. She's Yeah, her. Well,

yeah, I guess we'll bring her on the. walk. See how she does this time. And. then they got lucky or that dog would. have been a hot dog. It would have been. cooked. Yeah. My mom would have been so. sad. Like, think about how much we're. attached to Stella and Honey. My mom is. way more attached to her dog. Like, times 1,000. The house was 180° inside. I mean, just. straight cooked. Oh my gosh. I can't. imagine if I left honey inside a house. and it caught on fire. I'd be. devastated. If I was so sad. If I left.

Essis in the house and it caught on. fire, I think I would I I think I would. let it happen. But like I I mean like I. would like let it happen and then like. Would you run back inside and say. you're joking? You wouldn't let No, I. would run inside. Vibrates so fast she. put the fire out. Don't worry. I'm not. kidding. That thing's Y'all know that. cat on Aristocrats? She's like the. little orange one. He's playing piano. He's like, "That's. No, the house. The whole house." Wait, hold on. I got a question. Cuz is the.

house like burnt down? Pretty much the. whole inside. I have pictures to show. y'all. But it got so hot in the house. that even though the fire was like on. this side of the house, there's a TV on. the very far wall, the TV is like. completely melted. Melted. Yeah. So hot. Can we melt this thing? In the windows, like next to the fire and a few feet. away from the fire, they got so hot the. glass busted. Oh my gosh. That's what. Wait. No. Yeah. Glass can't bust from.

heat. Yes. Oh my gosh. Do you guys know how glass. is made? Oh, you're so right. It's heat. up. It's the pressure too though, Cash. There's pressure that builds inside the. house with the heat. Yeah. When there's. no like like when the door's not open, pressure builds and it'll cause it to. bust. It could like think if it's. burning up all the oxygen in the house. and that's No, you're getting vacuum. then it might actually bust the windows. inside the house. I don't know what to. tell you but the windows are busted. Okay, here you can play video. Wait, you. have a video? I haven't seen the video. Yeah, here I'll just send play it like.

right now and we can play. That's what. we were hoping. We can just cooked. It's. so burnt. Wow. What's with the house catching on. fire to your parents? So, this time. there was a candle that was left lit, they believe, and it caught the couch on. fire. Sitting right here that caught on. fire. Well, where's the couch? Oh, it's. gone. It's gone. Oh, wait. I think I. have a picture of the couch, actually. All from a candle. Yeah. Don't leave.

your candles. That's crazy. That's just. terrible. Like, imagine that's just. terrible. Fire important things just. like not all of them, but a lot of their. stuff. Fire just like spawns. It comes. more and more sad. like far the farthest. room away from the that's just the. smoke. Yeah. Yeah. What would you guys. do if we just like all went out to. Applebee's and came back and our house. is burning down? What do you mean? What. do we do? Math circle kumbaya. No, like. seriously like everything's gone. Wait,

you guys still looking at photos? Look. at this duck. It looks like a fried. chicken. Dang. I hope that wasn't a real. duck. Oh my gosh. It was a real duck, but it was stuffed. That duck had to die. twice. It did. That makes me so sad. Wow. First it got shot and then a couple. years later got lit on fire. We all. harmonized on Kumba. Okay. Okay. I I'll. Yeah. Really? Okay. You kay. [Music]. What do we do? Okay. Now we're.

definitely joining a cult. No. No. Now, now I'm going to do. Okay. I'll be the low, you be the high. Okay. Ka. Okay. Thank you for that magical. performance. We appreciate it. I was. getting hypnotized cuz I was staring. Harbor in her eyes. Hey, can we uh see. the surprise you guys have for me? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, of course. Okay. Bye. Do you ever feel awkward like. looking into somebody's eyes when you're. talking or like No, like I don't have I.

when I was singing to Kenzie, I didn't. feel too awkward, but now I feel awkward. looking into her eyes. Oh, you guys. working. Hey, did you mean right now. Cash? Yeah. I would like to see my. surprise. Beg me. What? What? Okay, so. that's not going to be happening. Beg. me. Anyways, you know what happens to me. quite often and meaning to ask you guys. this question because I don't know if. this happens to anyone else. What is it? So sometimes I say a word. Yeah. And. then I convince myself it's not a word.

because I'm like, wait, that word's not. wording. Green. No. Like the other door. The other day I said. no. Sorry. The other day, what did I Oh, I spelled goes out. Goes and I was like. I was like goes. and then I looked at it on paper and I. was like goes like goes and I was like. go and I literally don't know how else. to explain what I was thinking besides. just who goes there. No, I've done that. No. And I'm like goes that's not even.

that can't be a word. And then I'm like. how's this spell? And I'm like that. don't even look like a word. That's. definitely not I know ghost and I'm like. wait this isn't real right now and I. feel like I'm speaking a different. language. No, I know what you're talking. about. Sometimes words get me like that. too. Yeah. And I'm like goes and then I. just start saying it. I'm like goes I. have like dyslexia. So yeah, same. Okay. I get my eights and sixes confused. Your. what? What? What did you say? You get. your eights and sixes confused. What did. you say? I get my eights and sixes. Was.

anyone else really confused? Wait, what. did you think I said? I'm not even gonna. repeat. I don't want to repeat it. I. We're just gonna breeze over it. That. was crazy. He He's repeating it to himself. I want. to know what I said. What did I say? Yo, guys, this is the most chaotic right. here, right? Us three, right? We should. do something. You could light a house on. fire. You got a candle? Yeah. Yeah. No, seriously. If like.

imagine like our house caught on fire. just like your bedroom. Everything you. own is my bedroom. Yeah. Everything you. own is cooked. It's not your bedroom. Cash. You own nothing. It's all gone. Well, I don't really own much anyway. Like all your favorite shirts cooked. Like think about it. When you think of. actually your personal items, think. about your bedroom. Yeah. Oh my gosh. An. individual person doesn't really own. much. We own so much though. Yeah. But. it's like you think about your bedroom. and it's like I mean I really don't I. have a closet that has like some clothes. and like I feel like you'd be like the. first thing you do is check the fridge.

You be like, "Is my Chubanis good? Is my limited chuban?" Dude, I I always. like think about like before I leave my. house, I would grab my Huggy Bear. What? What? What? Huggy Bear. You have a Huggy. Bear? Yes. No. Don't make fun of her. What do you say? It's named the Huggy. Bear. Where are you going? My butt's. getting sore. Right. From sitting on the. fridge. No. Yes. From sitting on the fridge. My. butt is sore from sitting on the fridge. It's confusing.

Okay. What were you saying about your. hug your bear that hugs you? You got my chain. Hey, no, that's my chain. Be careful. with it. It's about to break. No, seriously, stop doing that. Don't break. it. Don't break it. Don't break it. That. was from a fan. Actually, that's from a. fan at our New York show. What do you. mean it's about to break? It's just. about to break. So, you got to be. careful with it. Oh, it is about to. break. That is something a fan gave me. in the meet and greet line at one of our. shows. Also, somebody make it again. Hey, if you guys haven't already, go get. your tickets. Uh, we are going on a.

world tour. You guys have probably heard. of it. It's made headline news. Uh, even. Donald Trump has talked about it in the. news recently. Action. Yeah. Yeah. He. said the LOL podcast tour is going to be. huge. He's like, it's going to be huge. It's going to be the greatest show. you've ever seen. Some call it the. greatest show. That's what he said. This. is the greatest show. But seriously, guys, we're going to five countries. We're going to Australia, London, Dublin, Canada, US. Um, so go to the. loopodcast.net to get your tickets. But.

I got given the chain. I also got given. Oh, it's Jro. I don't know where it's at. right now. Oh, it's right here. I also got given uh this sign by Micah, right? Uh yes, I got given this sign at. a uh LOL podcast live show by Micah. Isn't it crazy? Like we like we get to. like meet them and like we know who they. are. Like if you guys come to the. hangout, it's like it's like oh that's. from M. Pretty lit. for my What's taking. them so long? Like, what's the surprise? What is this surprise? Uh, it's probably.

going to be a birthday gift for me. Yeah, your birthday was a while back. March 5th. Yeah, it's My birthday is. March 20th. Yeah, but it's coming up. again. That's the beautiful thing about. birthdays. They always come back around. Hey, are you guys kind of excited to. like be on a tour bus with all of y'all? I mean, she's like, "No, I mean like I. tour bus." Hey, sleeping on the bus. Is. the tour bus like in the in the parking? No, not that bus. Like an actual van. that's outside.

White kidnapper has a tour bus. Has like. 12 bunks and we're all just going to. like get off the show, go to our bunks, and wake up in a new city. It's going to. be so fun. Sometimes I wake up in Matt's. bunk. I don't know how that happens. I. sleepwalk. Okay, that's weird. Okay, I. get it. I sleepwalk. No, don't wake up. in my bunk. Okay, I know it keeps moving. Um, and Cash. tell me not to touch it, but it just. keeps moving. That's because you look at. your end table, you idiot. No wonder. your mic's moving, my guy. It's all.

these sibling or dating photos, man. Just knocking me over. We're fine. Well, how did that happen? My tooth is showing. What? Sorry. My. tooth. Sorry. Sorry. My tooth is literally in my gums and. it's showing. There's a hole. Yeah, that's how every tooth is. No, no, no. You can see the side of her tooth. Really show it. My tooth is in my gums. and you can see it. No, that's a cold. sore, sweetheart. No, no, no. Don't say. that. No, that's what it is, sweetheart. That's not It's not a cold sore. No, it's a cold sore.

How exciting. We get back here one day. Dude, no. Okay, come here. No, I'm good. Come. here. I'm good. Are you having. Okay, dude. You guys are like my weird. uncles. Please stop. Unless. [Music]. we're not uncles. We have no siblings. except for one another. And me and Kyle. have never spawned a kid ever.

First off, two things. One, seriously, please stop yelling. And two, I really. don't want to sit in between y'all. Two, you don't have to spawn a kid to be an. uncle. Okay. Ow. Okay. Okay. What are y'all doing? Guys, what is what is happening, guys? Why is y'all's carpet wet? Uh, and this chair here is wet, too. Don't. dent your body. Okay, fine, guys. You. guys can What are y'all doing? Okay, get.

out of my spot. Ow. I think I'll take. this seat here. Please get away from me. I missed you. No. Get out of here. What? What do you mean? You're a dude. Uh, sitting like that, brothers. Hey, y'all. See, Kyle got some new kicks. Hey, please stop yelling, everyone. Dudes, I So, we ran into the body. Dudes, dudes, dudes. I know you miss me. Oh, so we That sounded like a mating. call if I ever heard one. How didn't.

that even What? Mating call. A mating. call. You know, you know when when the. deer they want to they want to mate with. the other deer. [Laughter]. What do you mean by that, dog? Can you. listen up? I was I was trying to tell. you something. So, we ran into the. baddies downstairs and they let us up. here. What? Voluntarily? What baddies. were? Oh, Kate and Kenzie. Yeah, they. Okay. But I don't I don't think it was. voluntary. Kyle may or may not have hit.

them and shoved them in that one little. closet downstairs y'all have with that. little pothole under the Yeah. Well, I. did try to kiss one of them and she spit. in my face and it resulted in her being. trapped in a closet. Uh, what? What? Okay, that's Do they think we don't know. who they are? I don't. Yeah. Okay. So, this is funny. It's a jig. Dude, I. literally heard that you're going on. tour, though. And uh, yes, I did. I I. saw y'all's Instagram post and we're. going to be there. Are you guys having. fun? No, you're not going to be on our. tour. I don't understand what you're.

even saying. You're not going to be on. our tour. Yes, we are. We literally. signed a contract. If you show up on the. tour, I will have you arrested. Okay. Arrested. No, because listen. Arrested. Listen. Prison. Listen. Kyle can't get. on the airplane, but. it's true. I don't know why you're. laughing. It's a source of Oh my god. Oh, the no. You're on the no fly list. Yes. Only. only for the main airlines. And it's.

really hard to get on the the lower. airlines of both of you. Oh, sorry. Oh, what is it? Well, it doesn't even matter. because Jo Bob Smith down at the. Walmart, he said he would take off a few. shifts and he would drive us there. Yeah. And we're going to pay him with uh. some of y'all's merch money. Yeah. What? No. We already got it under wraps. We're. going to walk up to your mom and kidnap. her. Yeah. You know the baddy that works. the merch table and then we're going to. steal all that money. But don't worry,

we will pay it back with the audience. laughter. It's priceless. Yes, dudes. And I have something beautiful prepared. because you remember our last our last. two shows that we all did as one big. happy family. I done told you nobody. wants to listen to your poems. My Wait, I want to hear I want to hear a. poem. I hear a poem. Well, only if you. guys want to laugh at me. Stop talking high pitch like that. Okay.

Okay. We'll hear one of your poems. Go. ahead. Okay. Are you ready for it? Yes, sure. I guess. Okay. Can you set the Can. you set the mood though with some stare. off into space and think about the I. hate setting your mood, Kyle. What the. Hey yo. Hey, what do you mean by setting. the mood? Okay, fine. I'll just I'll. just I'll just recite the poem I wrote. on the way over here. Okay. I can do I. can do some bird calls while you do it. That would be sufficient enough. I don't. see how that goes with the poem. Okay. All right. Are you ready?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm sad you kicked me out of the last. show. And I will have you soon. Bam. Kyle, that was the best part. I know. I mean, we can't really see you. cuz we don't we don't have any lawyers. cuz we're broke. But why are you laughing? That's why. we're going on tour, brother. No, no,

it's not funny. Oh, wait. That's a. Why, dude? You're the one getting sued. I saw so many of these things at the New. York show. We bombarded. Hey, can you. guys Can you guys give us another. problem? That was pretty funny. I mean, I was in the middle of speaking. Is this. what you do on this podcast? just. interrupting each other. Yes. Can you. give us another poem, please? Give us. another poem or we're going to kick you. off the set. Okay, fine. But can Hey,

you got to pay for it though. Roses are. red. Roses, if Kyle gives you a good poem, you have to make sure he gets off that. one list where they won't let him get on. that airplane. Can you make that happen. for me, brothers? Can you make that. happen for me? I think it's going to. happen, Kyle. They think we are. hilarious, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get. you off that list. Yeah, for sure. Hey, Kyle. Yeah. Is that the one you have? I. am a law enforcement officer. I will get.

you off that list. Yeah, that one. Is. that the one? Yeah. She didn't think. you're very funny. No, dude. She's still. mad at me over the breakup. I literally. shattered her heart. I think she's talking about you. P. Yeah. Roses are red, violets are near. Get the heck out of here. Yeah, that. wasn't even the episode. No, that Wait, give us another poem. Sure, if you. suppose. Okay, let's hear it. Ty. Oh, it's my turn. Set the scene. Oh, I'm setting the scene. Yeah, but instead.

of a bird call, maybe hit the like out. call or something. Hit the Elmo slide. What is that? Good. The Elmo slide. Just. give us the call. Please just give us. Okay. Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm not. welcomed on the nofly list, but I still. might steal your girl. Okay, we're done. We're done. Please get.

the freak out. Buy tickets at the. loopodcast.net N to see us on tour.