Harper Got Sick On Stage!

We need to talk about what happened. We're about to walk on stage. from like, "Oh, I'm happy in here. This. is fun." to like dying. I remember while I was making the fake. poop to put in the toilet. For some. reason I don't feel good. I was like, "You know what? I'm just nervous." And. then when I put on Queen Bee, when I. stood up I was like, "Whoa, I'm about to. fall over." And then I was freezing. She was like actually shaking and her. hands looked like ice. All right, ready, set, go. Oh, Harper tries to flip sides. OH, HARPER YOU GOT TO GUARD THE SOCKS AT THE. SAME TIME WHILE TRYING TO GET TO GET. high ground. What?

Literally? Did you just fart? Yeah, I did but it. was silent. Oh! All right guys, TO START OFF THIS. EPISODE ME AND MAVERICK ARE GOING TO DO. THE SOCK GAME AND SEE WHO can get each. other's sock first. What? Are you ready to participate? Oh, I'm ready. Oh, this is going to end bad. They're. going to fight. They're going to get. really mad. Cash, stop. Oh gosh, you guys they're going to. fight. Y'all are going to start. fighting.

No, we're not. What do you mean no you're not? HEY LIKE THAT. THIS CALLED THE CRISSCROSS APPLESAUCE. METHOD. HE CAN'T GET. MAVERICK WON. WHY DID I WIN AT ALL? THIS THING IS SO. SWEATY. THAT'S DISGUSTING. OH, MY HANDS. I say two of you guys play. No. Y'all play. I can't show my feet on.

camera. That's. You know what? My sock is stretched out. gave us severe flashbacks. Look at his. toes. Dude, it always starts out. It Yeah, actually. wait, wait, before you tell that story. cuz I know what story you're going to. tell. His feet look sickly. and tell a story that makes us look. good? Yeah, wait. Can Can please two of the. girls do the thing? I want to see who's. going to win. I can't. I'm in pajamas. All right, Kate, Harper, Kenzie, who's. it going to be? Maverick, the heck just happened, man? Nothing happened.

This microphone is in two pieces. No, I'm fine. Wait, what did you actually do? He threw the basketball in. Basketball in the attic. All right. All right. Kenzie and Harper, LET'S SEE IT. NO. I'LL JUST give you my sock. Really? No. Kenzie and Harper, SOCK BATTLE. GUYS, COME ON. SOCK BATTLE, come on. No. Kenzie and Kate? We really don't want to. Mhm. Take Kate. She has pajamas on. Yeah, she can't. Can you go change? Why do you want to do that? I would I thought we were going to have. like a chill episode. Wow, Kenzie's mic isn't even plugged in. Are we good now?

Is the mic plugged in, Sarah? Kenzie's mic is not on, but it's okay. We'll get it fixed. All right. Hold on, let's just resume once her mic's in. Then, you know, no, no, you know what we. should do then? You guys should just. battle. Harper and Kate. I can't. I'm in pajamas. I can't. I'm in pajamas, too. No, you're not. I am. These are my pajamas. I slept in. them ALL NIGHT. NOBODY BATTLE IN PAJAMAS? I DON'T GET. IT. KENZIE and Kate need to battle. I. want to see this. No, we we don't want. Kenzie wants to. She's like, "I don't. want to hurt her. I'm going to I'm going. to I'm. No, but I really don't want to. The. physical, it's just labor. I mean, we can wrestle.

eat since 11:30. to wrestle. You just have to get their. sock. Oh my gosh. Guys, no fun, no fun, no fun. gosh, if I weren't in my pajamas, I. totally would. YOU CAN GO CHANGE. WE'RE. I WAS JUST LITERALLY IN PAJAMAS. YEAH, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT. I put on. pajamas because I thought we were going. to have like a slumber party episode. Like a chill episode, but now it's like. a sock war episode. Cash is going to take your shoes and. your socks if you don't take someone. else's sock. he do that? Cuz I want to see a battle. He wants to hear a battle for a sock. Battle, Cash. Listen.

Speaking of battle. No, guys, please. Can we do this one time? What? You mean not call you out? I just want to see someone battle for. the sock. Alex, should me and you battle? Let's get the dog out. Somebody's got to battle sock battle. here. Three, I need two volunteers in three. Okay, if I change, I will. But I'm not. going to change in front of you guys. Just do it real quick. I'm not doing it in pajamas. All right, all right, go change, go. change. Hurry. We'll talk without. But I really wanted to wear pajamas this. episode. You'll miss out.

Harper, should you step up to the. fighting me if I'm if I'm if I take my. pajamas off and put other clothes on? Well, Kinsey would cook you, so it's got. to be YOU AND HARPER. NO. OKAY, FINE. YOU CAN BE. BETTER WIN. WHAT? OKAY. Bring it on. Uh-oh. Bring it on. Are they about to do a song? Like the. Netflix show? I'll go for pajamas. I don't want to do pajamas on Netflix. Yeah. Bring it on. Yeah, I watched the first episode. Wait, is it it's a it's an episode? I watched the movie. Yeah, it's a movie, I thought, right?

I watched the first movie. Can Cash put his sock back on? No, I can't. Like let me check it. Is it Ew, his toes. look sticky. Max, you and me you do one more battle. while we wait? No. No, no, no. Now look who's the party. pooper. Maverick Baker. Okay. All right, that's embarrassing. I'm just. going to. Uh I. Why are y'all staring at each other like. that? Cuz I want to battle again. We just want to fight. Somebody to. fight. I literally just got back from Canada.

You're not fighting. You got back from Canada like last week. Literally got back last week. Guys, these last 7 days of break have. been very eventful. Do you have to go back to school. tomorrow? Wait, you had a break? She's been on Thanksgiving break. Oh. Yeah. It'll be your first time back in the. school in like a month and a half. 2 months. Yeah, a month and a half. Wow, that's crazy. Man, why don't you ever talk into your. microphone? Okay. like this, look. This is Harper's. microphone. She talks like this. Like it's it's on her cheek.

It's really inconvenient, honestly. It's. in the way. Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm like. but. sorry. Man, I just want to get on with this. episode, man. We have some fun things. planned. I just want them to You guys. wrestle while we wait. Who? Them two. Someone's phone is ringing. Kinsey might cook Harper, though. Yeah, Kinsey will cook everybody. I'm exhausted. Why don't you guys have any fun? No fun club. I used to I liked wrestling. guys You guys are the founders of the no. fun club actually. I I just don't I just don't get it. Why. won't y'all sock wrestle? A is the founder of the no fun club.

How about we Wow, that was crazy. I'm going to tell you that they're going. to get back. I'm talking What? How about we throw Maverick in the air. again? That was fun. Yeah, let's do that. No. Look at this no fun now. My tooth still. hurts from last time. What? Yeah, my tooth hurts. Oh yeah, apparently they hit lips. Lips? No. They kissed. That's why my tooth hurt. Yeah, all right. We'll pop up that. video. Maverick, is there a tooth mark on your. head? There's got to be. No, there's not. We were doing the. Superman trend that now watch me nae. nae watch me Superman however that song. goes. And. Oh, now watch me whip.

Me and Maverick did it with Harper and. when we when we caught her, our our. heads went boink. Yeah, I'll send the video. Wait, WHO. WAIT, WHO HAS THAT VIDEO? LET'S GO. BAT TIME. WHO'S BATTLING ME? Kinsey Choose your opponent. Harper is. Who do you want to battle, Kate? Also, my socks are wet because of the. water that was on the floor. So, don't. be scared. are wet? Yes. That's okay. All right, let's see. Let's Let's see. it. All right, good clean sock fight. I. want a good clean fight.

We are matching. Are you trying to distract her? No. Okay, ready? All right, ready? Set. Go. Oh. Oh. I I said go. on the defense. Oh, Harper tried TO SWITCH SIDES. SHE. FALLS ON THE GROUND. OH, SHE'S COVERING. HER TOES. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. THEY LOOK LIKE TWINS. HARPER, YOU GOT TO GUARD THE SOCKS AT. THE SAME TIME WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET. TO GET HIGH GROUND. GET SOME HIGH. GROUND. HARPER, YOU GOT TO GET. THERE YOU GO. HARPER, MAKE THE MOVE. YES. MAKE THE MOVE. GRAB THE SOCK. HOLD ON. THEY'RE MINE.

SHE DUCT TAPES THE SOCKS. WHAT POWER MOVE. THAT IS SUCH A POWER MOVE. I BREAK IT. SHE BREAKS IT. WHAT IS THAT? SHE DUCT TAPES THE SOCKS. SHE DUCT. WELL, HARPER, THAT'S JUST A. DISADVANTAGE. You're going TO HAVE TO. FIGHT AGAIN. RIP THAT TAPE OFF. GET IT, HARPER. How is Kate losing right now? She. literally cheated and she's losing.

Get out. JUST GRAB HER SOCK, KATE. WOW, THAT WAS SOME FLEXIBILITY BY. HARPER. HARPER, DO THE SPLITS. SHE CAN'T. GET THEM. OH. OH. OKAY, CHALLENGE. OH, SHE TAPED HER SOCK. KICK HER, HARPER. YOU GOT TO PLAY. DEFENSE RIGHT NOW.

ON THIS SEE? FUN. YOU SEE THAT TAPE? BUT YOU PARTICIPATE. IT was not fun to. be in, I'm sure. That was crazy. I did. not expect Kate's socks to be taped. THAT WAS VERY UNPREDICTABLE. THAT'S UNPREDICTABLE. WHAT? OKAY, NEXT TIME I WON'T. HEY, who has. that video? Can y'all send it to Alex. and me, Matt and Harper? for the sock fight. Well, man. That was. wild. HONESTLY, A BETTER FIGHT THAN I. EXPECTED. THAT WAS VERY GOOD. WE almost.

like tied. But I I think Harper would. have won if your socks weren't taped. I'm not going to lie. She's kind of cooking. Me? Me? Yeah, cuz. she had it and I was like, "Oh, she's. got it." And then she's like, "They're. taped." She's using her flexibility to. her advantage. Her feet were LIKE ALL. LIKE. SHE WAS LIKE, "MY SOCK'S COMING OFF.". JUST. OH, WELL, GUYS, MY DoorDash just should. come during this episode. Did you order. anything? Oh, no. Did you get me. anything? Yes. Wait, Matt, do that thing that you.

can do with your foot where you come all. the way up to your mouth? Oh, cash. I'm. sorry. What did she say? So, she was. saying she said, "Do you use toenail. clippers?". And I said, "No, why would I use toenail. clippers?". Because no. In the two months that we've been. married, he hasn't clipped his toenails. I said, "I just bite them off.". And he goes, "You can't bite your toe.". Yeah, she said, "You don't bite off your. toenails.". No, no, no, NO, NO, NO. I. I will give you $100 if you can bite. YOUR TOENAILS. NO, NO, WE WE AGREED YOU'RE NOT DOING. THAT ANYMORE. YO, GUYS, wait just 1 second because I.

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I'm so unflexible. It's unfair. Wait, I can't do that. You actually. can't do that? I'm the most unflexible person you've. ever. I feel like you should be like one of. the. Can YOU DO BOTH? YOU'RE JUST NOT MOVING AT ALL. WHY ARE YOU STUCK LIKE THAT? HER BONES JUST POPPED, BRO. EW. It went to the WHATEVER I TRY TO DO THE. PIZZA, this is as far as I can go. The pizza? What is the pizza? It's actually called a straddle. Uh I. We we call it the pizza in our school. PIZZA'S WHEN YOU'RE SKIING. YEAH, when. you're skiing and you go like this. Well, Kinsley, wait, what do you mean?

That's not right. It hurts. No, you can go farther than that. muscle called here. You're trying. The quadratic formula. It's your You can go farther. It's your. It's your groin. You're groin. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE SAYING your. legs can't go farther OR YOUR BACK? BOTH. BOTH. WAIT, GUYS, TRY TRY TO GO DOWN TO THE. FLOOR LIKE AND make your chest hit the. ground. With the socks. like I'd be pretty good at that. I don't. think I can do that. If someone can do. it, it's me, though. One sock is crazy. Cathy, you can't get it.

What? toes. He's got. Now, you push me. Yeah. Gently. This is going to start another. Okay, what do you need? YOUR FOOT? OH MY GOSH. I GAVE EVERYTHING I HAD. GET SIT DOWN. I can't. Can you push me? Yeah, I got you. Everything I had. All right. Harper, can you push me?

This is a bit dramatic. All right, I'll do it by myself. What's the deal? He's going to He's He's literally going. to fart when he goes down. Just some skin. He's going to fart. He's literally going. to push one out. toe. That toe is crazy. That toe. He's embarrassed. Guys, I can go all THE. WAY DOWN.

SHE JUST PULLED HER MIC CORD AND STARTED. TO PUSH HERSELF. You can go all the way down. I'D BE SO EMBARRASSED. HELP ME. I THINK I CAN. NO, Harper cannot. I can't. Harper cannot go all the way down. I think she can. SHE'S A CHEERLEADER. THERE'S NO WAY. OH.

OKAY, SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT VERY WELL. UP. SHE LOOKS LIKE A flexi toy. An Ann McNulty type beat. Oops. I think. Hey, that was pretty good, Kate. You. actually ARE PRETTY CLOSE. SHE LOOK LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY when she. does it? She pulls her arms in. Yeah, you're like you're like playing. T-Rex or something. Like a cat that pounds the ground. Yeah, I just. I think if I would have stuck with my. stretching I could have. Remember when I. stretched all the time? Yeah, and she only she only did that so. you could get out of working out. We go. to the gym and. I'd be over there lifting and Kate's.

like, "I'm still stretching.". You've been STRETCHING FOR AN HOUR. AND. THEN RIGHT RIGHT BEFORE WE SHE KNOWS. we're about to leave, she like picks up. a weight for like 30 seconds. SHE'S. LIKE, "OKAY, TIME TO HEAD HOME.". That's That's what I do. I wanted to get my splits so I did spend. a lot of time stretching. Okay, well. Really? Waste of time, honestly. No, I was having really bad like hip. aches actually. Every night I would lay. in bed and my hips would like I'd have. this like shooting pain. Wait, would you do the splits at the. gym? No, I just would do stretches to like.

try to stretch my hip flexors and then. it would like it like I don't know, it. was hurting really bad so I stopped. Probably cuz you weren't flex You should. probably keep stretching. Well, I I thought I was like. Hey, I started stretching and it hurt so. I quit. Me too, Kate. Me too. That's real. No, um what's it called? I. After Ann McNulty came over, she told me that if I stretch like every. day for 2 months, I could become like her. Wait, because she was my inspiration. Yeah, she was mine. After after she came on, I started. stretching because of her.

I was like so jealous cuz she was like, "You're already flexible so if you like. stretch for like 2 months like every. day, you would probably be pretty flexible.". And I was like, "Okay." So I did, but or. I didn't. I kind of. So I took the advice and I just I didn't. do it. Do that out the window. Harper, pull your mic closer. I'm sorry. No, you're good. It's okay. Just. Don't do it again. It's okay. Just don't do it again. I feel so patriotic. Me, too. That New York shirt about us. I feel like a grandma with these pants. No, they're vibe. Low key, you look like a sailor or. something. Ugh. Cash.

I was going to. That's my name. Cash money. What? What? Okay. Let me have you take off your sock. I wanted I was going to say something. and then I decided not to. What? Now say it. Say it. I can't get past it now so I will say. something. Please. He's wearing my hoodie, guys. That's my hoodie. gosh. Yes. You know. I didn't I didn't. that was my hoodie this weekend, too. I've never seen this hoodie before, but. it was on my side of the closet so I. think that makes it mine. No, turn around. It says RC. Did you read the back? It's a nail salon.

company. What RC is? Yeah. Oh, no. Turn around. Oh, man. I THOUGHT OF RC CAR. NO, turn around, bud. turn around. Turn around. Let me hit you with that. Turn around, Cash. What's it say? Turn around. Wait, do you guys all know what it says? No, that's why I want you to turn. around. I don't, but I know. Just turn around. Turn around. Don't be a. Turn around. Turn around. Every now and then I get a. You're not going to be able to read it. like that. Just turn around and let me. read it for you. All right. I'm going to turn around now. Yeah. In.

five. Four. Three. Two. One. You see oh. Oh my god. I got 99 problems but my NAILS AIN'T. ONE. YOU DIDN'T READ THAT. YEAH, HIS NAILS ARE kind of one. Actually, yeah, your nails should be. one. Yeah, if anything my nails are my only. problem. Yeah, cuz his nails are like sharp. Dude, YEAH, IT WAS TOTALLY INTENTIONAL. Y'ALL PLAYING THAT. NO. NO, he did take THAT HE TOOK THAT OFF.

the closet shelf and I was like. NO, I GENUINELY. WHAT KIND OF A NAIL LOGO IS THAT? This. doesn't LOOK ANYTHING LIKE NAILS. WHY IS THERE A rose on it? Like why. would he choose a. sweatshirt that's pink with a rose? that was a stick figure with. No, when he put that on, man, I was. like, "Why are you wearing that?" He's. like, I don't know, I just grabbed it. He's like, cuz I got 99 problems with my. nails. I can't. Don't ask me again. Don't ask me again or I'll get your. nails done, too. Dude, I would have left the house like. this. Man, I would have gotten some.

weird looks, bro. People would have paid close attention. to your nails, too. Yeah, you know what's crazy? Somebody. could have said something like, where where do you get your nails done? You'd be like, SHUT UP. I DON'T GET MY NAILS DONE. AND THEN THEY'D BE LIKE, WHERE DID YOU. GET YOUR NAILS DONE? AND then you're. like, I saw the back of your shirt and I. just knew it was you. That's amazing. We should make that our. merch. I got 99 problems but my nails. ain't one. Ooh, I like that. I think we should say nails. I got 99. problems but a podcast ain't one.

I got 99 problems but a podcast ain't. one. I got 99 problems but Cash is one. I got 99 problems but Cash ain't not. one. No, we could be like millennial with it. and be like, I got 99 problems but the. LOL podcast isn't one. What? How would we add that? Unfortunately, Cash is getting kicked off for LOL. because that was. No one was LOL-ing. Oh, THAT WAS CAN WE ALL BE millennials. for a second? Yeah.

I still don't understand that trend. What? Thank you. Neither do I. NO, OKAY, I DON'T GET IT. IMAGINE I HAVE A CUP of water. Imagine I. have a cup of water and I'm like this, okay guys, as a 9-YEAR-OLD AS A. 9-YEAR-OLD HERE, there's this Okay, I'm. sorry, there's. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, and she starts. No, me need coffee. That's what they do. No, but there's this girl that holds. like a glass of water and she's like, as. a todd- as a as an adult toddler and she. spills the cup. She's like, I spill. things. It's really weird. Oh, I think y'all are just meaning the. word cringe is what you're looking for.

No, and they're like, well, millennials. are and like the millennial is cringe. Yeah. That's just you. You act like that. No, cuz that's not my That's like their. real personality. They're like, me. coffee, no. That's how you really act. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T. NO. AND they're And they're And they're. like, "Dude, I'm literally an adult. toddler. What? What? What?". I'm still confused how this is not you. That's what I was saying. Yeah, I I've got to confuse you, too, because it's just It sounds like. Harper's just talking right now. SO,

THAT THAT SOUNDS NORMAL, NOT LIKE YOU'RE. ACTING. NO, I'm not an actual millennial, but I. posted a Tik Tok and everyone's like, "So millennial core. It's okay, Kenzie. We love you." And so, Kate was like, "Just go look up millennial core and. you'll understand what they're saying.". And so, I was like, "Okay." So, I looked. up and I was like, "This is just what. Harper does every day. I don't. understand.". Yeah. You're not. YOU'RE NOT A MILLENNIAL. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF LIKE SOME PEOPLE. know what a millennial is. It's just. like. people over the age of like 26. And And they act like they're they're. like, "And I slay that.".

They actually. I added some Gen Z LIKE. GOT IT. I GOT IT. Millennial core, whatever, is a millennial person that's. trying to act young like you. Yes. Yeah, I GUESS SO. HE JUST PUT IT INTO WORDS. KATE, I DID NOT understand that. They're. trying to act young. ALSO ACT LIKE THIS. NO, YES. They're trying to act like. they're still. trying to act young and it's harder now. They're trying to be funny. They're. trying to be like funny with it. They're. like, "Slay. I just added millennial or. I just added Gen Z core into that.". Okay. Yeah, they're like "You know like. they're trying to be funny." And they do. like weird things where it's like, "I.

need coffee.". And they make like a face that's just. like. It's like when you have that like weird. youth pastor that's like, "Yeah, we're. lit tonight." Not that kind. We're lit. Zooms in. Not that lit, though. Jesus, he is sick, right? You're like, "What?". What did he just say? That is so true. I swear I've been to. youth youth group things that were. literally exactly like that. They're.

like, "The Bible. slays, am I right?". Yeah, I was just like. We're like. "Sorry, what?". What? Yeah, no. I mean, yeah, the Old Testament kind OF. DOES. OKAY. THERE'S JUST a lot of killing in the Old. Testament. Oh, I get it. Killing? You get it like sl- You've been slayed. Yeah. Yeah. Like the giant. my movie, I I don't think I'm allowed to. say it, but like. um. the She said, "I don't think I'm allowed.

to say it.". I don't think I'M ALLOWED TO SAY IT. I DON'T THINK I'M ALLOWED TO SAY IT, BUT. ANYWAY. NO, I I THINK I AM ALLOWED TO LIKE give. little hints, but. a teacher says slay, and um and and and. I'm like "Ew.". What are you doing? Do you go, "Ew, that's so millennial.". Is that the word you use? WAIT, WHAT IS THAT? THE WORD MILLENNIAL IN MY MOVIE, THOUGH. YOU say the word millennial? Wait, what? Wait, WHAT ARE WE DOING? IS THIS MILLENNIAL OF US, HARPER? GUYS, WE GUYS, WHAT WERE WE DOING? And. Kay was like scrolling through her phone. or something. She was like, "I have to. get this. I need it.". Sporky? And then we had a conversation, man.

Guys, I just I forgot about it. It's okay. It's okay. I'll just talk to you. That's so like millennial of them to buy. a Forky. Yeah, Forky. Whatever. It's a Forky. But they're trying to act like. me. Should I answer her on the pod? Sure. Uh. Hey, everyone be quiet. Hello, Mom. Hey, it's there. All right. Be right back, guys. Are y'all Are y'all in the second one? Yes. Okay, bye. Oh, bye. Okay. Wow. That's nothing. But. Don't worry about that. Kay literally.

got Build-a-Forky, man. I I did. I did find a. Build-Your-Own-Forky. I'll be right back, okay? Is it like a Forky or something? I ALSO HAVE A GIFT for Kay somewhere. Oh, no. Does anyone know where my gift is? Why did you get me a gift, Mav? Oh, I know where your gift is. a gift? I did. I'll get it. Why did you get me a gift, Mav? Okay. Package it up real nice. I can't I'm actually very interested to. see what Maverick got Kay. Cash, you know what I got. What? you get me? Cuz I ordered it with our business card. What did you get? I I Actually, I didn't. I ordered it. with my card, but I should have ordered. it with the business card. Wait, do you.

I know what it is? You do. You just forgot. It's okay. though. You will never remember. Who is actually Wait, who's responsible. for this so-called gift? Me. Why? Why'd you get me a gift? Because it made me think of you. Is it a Christmas gift? Mhm. No. It's. it is. Yes, it is. Matt, we don't we don't do Christmas. gifts together. Well, consider me just extra then, I. guess. You know. Hey, I have actually a bone TO PICK WITH. EVERYBODY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. I had a. great idea. I said, "Why don't we AS A. WHOLE FAMILY, EVERYONE IN OUR HOUSE. collectively do secret santa?" And.

nobody responded to my text. Well, sorry. YOU TEXTED THAT? YES. NOBODY RESPONDED. OH. YEAH, um we could do that. I say we do secret santa on the podcast. Yes. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. BOTH. I WANT. NO, I WANT BOTH. YOU SAID BOTH. B O A F. Ew, I haven't drank milk in SO LONG. WAIT, I WANT TO BUY. UH WHO IS I DON'T KNOW WHOSE GIFT I want. to buy. I want to buy Harper's or. Kenzie's gift. It's secret santa. Yeah, you like Alex would put all our. names in a bowl and we draw it.

Uh. Like who we get to. buy a gift for. Wait, I like that one but I also like. the one where you get to like rotate. gifts. No, that game's stupid. No, because there's always a gift that. I'm like, "Ooh, I want whatever is in. that.". White elephant. Yeah. White elephant. White elephant's. dumb. of boring though because then after. everyone gets a gift, it's like, "All. right, enjoy your gift.". Yeah, yeah. I like I like secret santa. Okay. I think Do you all. Looking in the trash for Kate's gift. She's looking for it. Look, she can't. find it. Do you all think. Uh well, while Kenzie looks in the. garbage can for Kate's gift.

Dude, that's not the first time that's. happened to me. What? Uh it's hard to talk about. believe you're over there just doing an. arts and crafts project right now. Kate, she's just casually building. Forky. Listen. is lowkey bad. Hear me out. Hear me out. Forky. Yeah. We should do the You got to be Forky. with me. Anyways, um when I was in second grade, I had an. arts and crafts kit sort of like this. one where you can make your own little. like ornament. So, I made my second. grade teacher, her name was Miss Avery, I made her an ornament and I took it to.

her and I was really, really, really. excited about it and she put it on her. door for the season and I was like, "Wow, like everyone gets to see this. ornament I made." And then. the day I'm leaving for Christmas break, I look in the trash can and my ornament. is in the trash can. Wow. So, I took it out of the trash. I took it out of the trash and it's been. on my family's Christmas tree since. then. Actually? Yeah, it's the It's the little. gingerbread man. Oh my god. Every year I pull it out and I'm like, "Miss Avery crushed my 8-year-old. heart." And then hang it on the tree. Wow. What.

like the beginning to like a villain. movie. It was like. Gingerbread man comes alive. I almost cried and laughed. You did? I was like so upset cuz I was. were you? I was probably eight. I was in second. grade. Man, that is a rough thing for an. 8-year-old to go through. I know and my my sister-in-law, she's a. teacher and she's like, "That's why you. have to throw stuff away not in your. trash can.". That teacher's a meanie. So, are you like now like building this. fork to get back at her? Like will the. fork like go hack her? Yep. That's our garage door? Is Kinsey's now looking in the garage.

for. Wait, did she's not in your bedroom? How the heck did you. I thought she was in the bedroom. OH GREAT. SOMEBODY'S IN OUR GARAGE. WHAT IS WITH. YOU'RE NOT IN THE GARAGE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SOMEONE'S IN THE GARAGE. YEAH, WAIT. OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'LL NOW I'LL GO CHECK. I'LL GO CHECK. WAIT, WAIT. THE GARAGE DOOR JUST OPENED. OPENED. I'm scared. Oh, Amazon delivery. They open your. garage NOW? WAIT GUYS, I GOT A GREAT IDEA. LET'S GO FIND THE. NO, STOP. CASH.

MY GOODNESS. I'M SO DONE. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT? THERE'S NO WAY. YOU WOULD KNOW THAT. DUDE, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THAT. THERE'S. too much TIME LEFT. I CAN'T. CASH, IF YOU DO IT. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO SEE WHO'S IN. THE GARAGE. I'LL BE BACK. IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, we're. leaving. Can I get my gift? You want your gift? I should wait for. Cash. Okay, well I'm going to keep making my. Forky then. Let's see how it's going. Show the. camera. Let's see the progress. I have Forky. Hey. With no arms. What are you doing back there?

Oh, are you okay? I I don't know why I did that. Oh, it's okay. Same. So millennial core. view. Arm. I don't know. Oh, wait. No. We actually don't really. know what happened because we just heard. our garage rumble and grumble and that. means it opened up. So. through the hole in my closet down to. the garage. You have a hole in your closet? Mhm. For the secret room? prison break. Guys, I want to have a show. I'm so hugged, guys. It's so good. Y'all, we. You cooked through this?

No. Last night cuz I finally got to. episode nine. That was crazy. impressive. What who was in the garage? Yeah, okay. Yeah, so about that. Um. the garage is closed. Um but the light that like. turns on when the garage door moves is. on. No, y'all, I swear it's the mannequin. EVERY TIME I GO. NO. I SWEAR. EVERY TIME I GO TO FILL UP STELLA'S dog. food bowl, that thing used to be staring. me in the eyes. And I'll turn his body.

and I'll go back in there and that thing. is still looking at ME. TURN. IT AROUND? SOMETIMES. AND IT GETS IT GETS flipped back. No. Wait. Guys, I'm not lying. I'M NOT CAPPING. THE GARAGE DOOR WAS. CLOSED BUT THE light that. That's a horrifying movie actually. Like. the mannequin in the house that comes. alive and it's trying to. gosh, stop. I'm not going to be able to. go to sleep. A mannequin trying to kill you is so. scary. That is terrifying. Have you seen The Invisible Man? And every time you like blink, he moves. So like you blink and he takes a step. And you got to keep your eyes open. You.

can't blink. Yes, you can. Every time you take your eyes off. That's such a good movie concept. Like. and then you have to have like things to. like make your eyes open and then. people's eyes start to. you can just. It smells not like Forky should smell. What is that? Smells like cash. What is it? Let me smell. What is it? What is it? Will someone tell me what it is? It's the clay for Forky. Let me smell it. Cash, can you hand it over? No, Cash. No. Sorry. Can you hand it over, Cash? She's going to eat it, too. What is it for? It's to glue his feces on.

Also, in the mannequin movie, I would. just do this. That's Kenzie's. Wait. Yeah. Don't eat it, our bird's toxic. What did. you eat, chocolate milk? Yeah, what did you order, Dash? Oh, yeah, DoorDash. Oh, DoorDash. I did. Hey, what were y'all talking about when. I was gone? Uh we were talking about Prison Break. and how last night Cash and I finally. got on the same episode, season 1, episode 9, and we watched. a hard wait, wasn't it? It's going to ruin my life. Yeah. We watched six and a half episodes last. night. Oh my gosh, that's. We went to bed at like 2:00 in the.

morning. episodes. Wait, so I could have FaceTimed you? That's 4 to 5 hours. It was. What? I could have FaceTimed you. I mean, if you wanted. We would've been up at 2:00 a.m. Really? They'll probably be up at 2:00 a.m. again. YEAH. CASH, PLEASE. CASH. LIKE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? SORRY. MAVERICK. WHAT? CASH. WHAT? Tell him to stop. DO YOU WANT TO COME. TAKE MY DO YOU WANT TO DO SOCCER OR. SOMETHING? STOP. OKAY, I have a gift. YEAH, CAN I GET MY GIFT? I HAVE A GIFT.

I'm not even done with my Forky yet. Okay, would you like your gift? Before you fart again, at least let me. finish my Forky. Yeah, I like I like my gift. Okay. But just to clarify, I can fart. after you finish your Forky. NO, YOU CAN'T. SORRY. OKAY. Um. This is about to be such a mean gift. not. Here's your gift. I saw this and it. made me think. That's Kate right there. Kate. And Kate needs this shirt. Blow it up some more. I NEED SOME MORE AIR. WOW. one's going to yell at that? THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE. SOUND SPEAK GROSS. I DON'T DO BURPS. 10 OUT OF 10 ON THAT. I mean, that was.

wild. you would rather smell something that. comes out of your butt than out of your. mouth? I'd sniff a fart all day before I wanted. to sniff a burp. What is wrong with you? Why is he covering his nose? It's like. my burps don't smell bad. No, my burps All burps smell like Pepsi. in my life now. They just do. Oh, I. think it's just my mom drank a lot of. Pepsi and she'd burp after. She'd be. like around the car and I'd be like. Sorry about that, Jared. I'm sorry, Mom. You got a stray there. Well, uh Kate, I've known you a long. time. And you're about to make fun of me.

No, I've known you a long time. And. we add sentimental music? Is this actually going to hurt her. feelings? Yeah, probably. Okay, so the sentimental music should be. playing now. can we can add it ourselves. Yeah, yeah, me and Harper got it. No, I. would like No, no, we got. Silence, please. Kate, uh. I've known you a long time. You've. been my friend, my sister-in-law, It's not her funeral. Just say it. And uh. Over those years, I've gotten to know. you pretty well.

Yeah, yeah. Some might say super well. And. sometimes when I'm just out and about in. life, there's small things, you know, that. I don't know the rest of the song, do. you? And uh this is one of those things. Okay, okay, Matt. Matt, sorry. Matt, Matt. We're not done. Sorry. We were just singing Silent Night. the whole time. Oh, really? Yeah, just. Just hurry, man. Just hurry. All right. Okay, uh Kate, I GOT YOU. AGAIN. I WAS SAYING that because I don't. know if anyone heard you. So, if you if.

there's anything important, say it. again. No, nothing important was said. Um so, Kate, uh this shirt is for you and. you're welcome. And this is what I think of you. WHAT'S IT SAY? WHAT? HEY, THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD. YEAH. WHAT? He just knows me so well. Yeah. Pretty funny, right? There's only one. person in the world that I thought would. buy that shirt. And it is 100% me. Yeah, so that company's going out of.

business soon. I THINK THAT WAS THE last shirt they. probably ever could sell. For y'all that. can't read, she's going to wear that on. a podcast. For for everybody that can't read, can. we read it out loud, please? Helen Keller non-believer. Denier. Ain't no way. Kate has for the longest time, since. I've known her, believed in this. conspiracy that Helen Keller was fake. Um. Not a conspiracy. Helen Keller is supposed to be blind, deaf. and mute. This is so. cool.

She's not mute. She like screams. Oh, yeah. She screamed like. Yeah. Her teacher's name was Harper, also. she wrote a book. She did a bunch of. these things. wrote a plane. Wrote a plane? I mean, that's not a. thing. Flew a plane. No, that's Amelia Earhart. No, she did. That's what's ridiculous. No, she did not fly a plane, Kate. That's Amelia Earhart. she flew a freaking plane. She might have FLOWN A PLANE. YOU. PROBABLY KNOW MORE THAN ME. I'M THE EXPERT. I'M NOT GOING TO I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE. Here's the thing, Kate. Is lots of. people fly a plane like you could jump. up in the front of a cockpit for 5. seconds and go, "Oh, I'm flying a. plane.". has a autopilot.

Like it she didn't take off and land the. plane blind. There's no way. No, I know. BUT I'M. WHAT IS THAT THING? ON THE GROUND. I'M A VERY very very. That's how she died. Actually. She flew the plane but didn't land. I'm a firm believer that they made up. the Helen Keller story. for little kids to be. I don't I Okay. Yeah, Kate, we know. I think Helen Keller was born and she. was a real person, but I just don't. think she was 100% blind and 100% deaf. I think she had a little tiny bit of one. of those sensory things.

I heard that she like used letters in. water or something to touch it. Letters in water? No, I remember reading a book about her. and it was like she used water. hoax and it didn't make sense. Did you just breathe on me? HEY, FORKY'S DONE. YOU CAN'T TOUCH HIM YET. WELL, WHEN CAN I TOUCH HIM? You're not allowed to touch Forky. You're not allowed to touch the little. Forky. I want to touch the little Forky. Set. him on your stand. The Play-Doh's got to dry, so I once I. stick him in the hole for the final. time. Wait, did I hear DIDDY PARTY? NOPE.

NOPE, YOU DIDN'T, HARPER. MY FORKY IS DONE. OH MY GOSH, FORKY. WAIT, JUST. just bleep that. Don't wait. No, cuz then when you bleep it, it. sounds like she said something worse. mushy. Yeah, just leave it. No, cuz that's not bad. Got to let him sit for 24 hours to dry. we got to bleep it. Yeah, I like that. You have to bleep it. Frak, no bleeping things. Huh? Wait, do we we got to bleep that? Yeah. Come on, let's go. Yeah, yeah, no bleeping things anymore. I like that. The thing is that when you bleep it, sometimes it sounds worse.

It does. Sometimes it's like. I see clips of me getting bleeped. "What?". I'm like, "What the" and then it. and then IT'S JUST BLEEP. AND IT'S LIKE, "OH MY GOSH.". WHO WAS THIS GIRL? Like she didn't even say anything that. crazy. It just like wasn't we can't post. it. Yeah, I like, "Harper, you can't say. that about your mom." They're like, "What did she say?". I've never said I've never said a cuss. word on this except for a donkey thing. A donkey thing? She did. What? What did you. HEY, FORKY'S ACTUALLY DONE NOW. WAIT, DON'T TOUCH IT.

NOBODY. IS ALLOWED TO. HAVE I ACTUALLY said a cuss word? Yeah. Look, he's done, okay? Why are you. geeking out? No, he's got to dry. Hey, he's kind of. He's kind of crooked. He kind of looks like Matt. How did I know you were going to say. that? That's so mean. Your Forky is. to set you up for the joke. Can I see it? Yeah, okay. I'll fix him. Your Forky isn't very. sorry. Hand him over. It looks like Matt cuz he's crooked.

Thank you. It looks like Juice cuz his eyes are. different colors or different shapes, whatever. Frak, mess that up. Oh, I was sitting with the pair of. scissors in my lap. That's dangerous. Okay, THAT'S SO ENTERTAINING. WOW. I WONDER WHAT HIS LITTLE EYEBROWS made. of. Wax? I will say Bonnie from Toy Story, oh. there's a hair in it. Yeah, I feel like that's like. Midnight, WHAT TIME IS IT? I TOLD YOU. WE'D GET THE MIDNIGHT LOOPIES.

WAIT, BEFORE WE GET LOOPY, WE NEED TO. TALK ABOUT THE LIVE EPISODE. NO, MAN. All right, let's get loopy. Time to get loopy. Yeah. Okay, so basically I was. stalking Neil's TikTok page and I saw I. saw. What? Creep. I'm not creep. Um I. I was just stalking on TikTok page. Can you let me tell a story? Okay, stop, Cash. Oh, no one knows what you're talking about. Yeah, y'all do. No, they don't. I'm waking up. Stop, Cash. to the dead of storm.

Yeah, you're embarrassing me. Let her speak. You guys don't know what Minecraft. remakes is? Please stop, bro. Okay, well, basically what happened was. I was stalking on TikTok page and I saw. um Maverick like Lithium Cash like they. when they were little and like y'all. y'all know that the the video where she. Oh, the one where we're like going. upside down. And then and then and then Cash was. like, "Yeah, woohoo!" And then and then. and then um Maverick said, "Get you. some." And then. Cash was like, "Okay." And he stopped. the camera. It was THE FUNNIEST THING. POPPED THAT VIDEO UP CUZ THAT VIDEO'S. FUNNY.

YEAH, GET YOU SOME, BOY! AND THEN HE'S LIKE. NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING after that. We're. like, "Okay.". It was so funny. And like Cash was like all hyped and. then he's like, "Maverick say. something." And he's like, "Get you. some." And then and then. You know, that was a very accurate voice. right there. Yeah, I know. You know what's crazy is I'm pretty sure. we were filming that on a webcam on a. computer. We're carrying the computer. around like this. We did that. Our first videos we filmed. on Maverick's laptop cuz it was the only. thing with a camera.

That's hilarious. And he did a hidden shower prank on me. with a computer. A hidden shower prank? We didn't know that was inappropriate, OKAY? I COME OUT OF THE SHOWER, there's just a. laptop there. And he's. And he does like he's saying he's like. saying it to me he's like saying like, "Rabbit ducky, yeah, you're the one. Yeah, you're the one who makes that time. fun.". He gets OUT AND HE'S LIKE, "NOW I. REMEMBER WHAT I WAS SAYING.". NO. HE DID IT, CAM. WHAT? ARE YOU FILMING ME? NO. LITERALLY, I WAS LIKE, "HEY." AND I WAS.

SINGING THE SONG BATCH WOW WOW. BATCH WOW WOW. think that's a song. Huh? You were saying that. I've seen the. video. batch wow wow batch wow wow. And then and then I come out and THEN. I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU FILMING ME?". AND I WAS LIKE, "NO.". HE FILMED HIMSELF. MATT WASN'T EVEN INVITED. He set the camera himself. No, I walk in there and do like the. whole like. Wait, were you naked in the video? Uh no, but I think we made it look like. I was. It was like, yeah, you couldn't see from.

your waist down. I had swim trunks on. It got a lot of likes on Facebook. My grandma commented twice. That's so bad. I remember posting things on Facebook. when I was little and I'd be like, "How. many of my aunts and uncles liked it?". Oh, I'm I'm out here. Well, go ahead. Go ahead, cut me off, man. No, it sounds like we were going in the. same place. The podcast? Oh. Almost. Okay. I must share. Share Well, you got snacks? What about me? Okay, why do you make the stories so.

lame, man? You're just like, "Okay, now. I want to share my friend now.". No, I want to know because the boys cut. us off in the beginning of the episode. and now we're. Okay, well, we can talk about that, but. we don't have to. Now we are 38 minutes into the episode. and Kenzie and I can now share. 39 minutes. the trauma that we endured. in LA. What? When did y'all go to LA? For the Spotify thing. You weren't. invited. I was invited? Yeah, we told your mom you were. Yeah, you were in Canada. You couldn't. come. Anyways, Don't worry, you didn't miss out. No, you did. Well, you missed out on this part, but.

nothing to do with Spotify. We land in LAX. It was highly embarrassing. It was actually like the most. embarrassing thing ever. How? We land in LAX and we're walking out to. like out of the airport to go get our. car and Cash and Matt start like shoving. each other for funsies and And like, you. know, thinking it's going to be fun and. fresh and no one's going to get mad. And. then out of nowhere, they start getting. mad. So whatever, this this. I heard about this. They're like playing like little girls. They're like, "Oh. Watch your head. And then they're like,

AND THEY START ATTACKING EACH OTHER. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIRPORT. TWO. YOU EVER SEEN LIKE TWO dogs that are. like, "Oh, they're fine. THEY'RE. FRIENDS.". IT WAS SO BAD. LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE. Harper just walking through the airport. and seeing two adult grown men swinging. on each other? I just imagine telling you like, "Is. that the guys in THE YELLOW BACKPACK?". SWINGING. I WISH THAT VIDEO WOULD HAVE GOT leaked. of that, bro. That would have been the. funniest thing ever. I would have opened. TikTok and I just see ME AND MAV. SWINGING ON EACH OTHER like this. Yeah, it was so bad.

It was so bad. They're swinging on each. other and then they start yelling at. each other and they said very rude. things to each other and we were so. embarrassed. would have been bad if that got leaked. Some words SOME WORDS WERE SAID. Things were spoken. NOT NICE ONES. HILARIOUS cuz people were walking by and. they were like, "Grow up. Like, get it. together.". THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE SAYING. THAT. I WAS LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO CATCH THESE. HANDS, TOO?". GROW UP. There was some like old older lady and. she just starts yelling in Spanish at. the boys. Yeah, I don't know what she was saying, but I think she was cheering me on. No, I I was really embarrassed. CUZ.

WE'RE. WE'RE ALREADY IRRITATED. Kinsey and I. were already irritated that they're. fighting in the airport like toddlers. And now we have these random strangers. like walking by and giving us dirty. looks and making snarky comments. LISTEN. SHUT UP. AND THEN WE FINALLY get them to stop. like hitting each other like idiots. And. we're going up the elevator and Mav is. at top and Cash is at the bottom. Me and. Kate are in the middle like this. Yeah. And they're just sitting there like. screaming at each other. It's like six. feet. YEAH, I MEAN, THE ESCALATOR'S PACKED ON. THIS SIDE and there's another escalator.

But let me tell you, there was a dude. behind Cash that I could see. He was. EAVESDROPPING SO HARD. HE WAS LIKE, "MAV, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAVESDROP TO. HEAR THAT." We were yelling. Yeah, but. he was like following us and then he. turned around to go back to his gate. No way. But he just wanted to know what. was going to happen. Stupid. It was so bad, so embarrassing, so. childish. And Kenzie and I were mad. That's crazy. And we tried to milk it and we were. like, "You guys are fighting too much. Like we need to get separate hotel. rooms.". We didn't it didn't work. work. But the girls honestly were ruined the. whole trip.

What? because that because me and Matt. Yeah. We were OVER IT IN 5 MINUTES. It didn't take Matt. It took the girls like 6 hours to get. over. dabbing up having a good time 2 minutes. later. That's the most cute. On on the bus ride to get the rental. car. When you and Kenzie fought? No. Oh yeah, that was brutal. They were mad at us. No, they. they were just mad cuz we fought, which. is not fair. They saw red marks on their faces and. like scratch marks and they're like, "Oh. yeah, like what are we going to eat. tonight?". They're like, "Did y'all forget. everything that just happened?". Yeah. It's like. Imagine Africa and Europe getting a.

fight and the US is just mad for 10. years. Just like, "You guys are. children.". Yeah. I thought that was pretty unfair for you. guys to be. Did y'all say your sorrys or. just like let it go? sorrys? Yeah. No, we said sorry like an adult. Not sorrys. Actually, they didn't they did not say. sorry like an. I said sorry. I never Yeah, AND I NEVER GOT ANY CREDIT. FOR leading the. forefront and the apology. You slapped. me in the face. though Cash. When it happened I was. like, "Oh my gosh, I've never heard Cash. say sorry first. It's crazy.".

Well, that wasn't needed to be added. I did say sorry. Not for the first time in history, but I. did. And I was like, "Sorry Matt." And he was. like, "Yes, I'm sorry we embarrassed you. girls." And I was like, "Are you sorry. to me?" He was like, "No.". I was like, "What?". It's kind of crazy. he still hasn't ever apologized. So I. think now. Because I I still like look back and I. said, "I'm sorry for what I SAID." MY. NOW NOW IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME NOW MY. communication was not was not in great.

standing, okay? Okay, so you can apologize now. I have apologized for my communication. What? No, apologize for hitting me. Not for these hands. In the middle of an airport. No, you hit me. Yeah, but you also hit me. No, I didn't. And you grabbed my bag and threw it like. 30 ft back. No, I picked up your bag and tossed it. to you. I wish I was there. That'd be so funny. All right, but it literally started with. him bumping me and I was bumping him. with my hat. And then he grabbed my hat. and crushed it with his hand. No, HE'S HITTING YOU WITH THE HAT. OF. COURSE I'M GOING TO GRAB IT, RIGHT? YEAH, BUT CRUSHING IT CRUSHING IT WAS.

OUT OF POCKET, MAN. TO STOP YOU FROM HITTING ME WITH THE. HAT. NO, THAT WAS OUT OF POCKET. I WAS. BUMPING HIM. WHAT WAS IT? IT WAS my Bass Pro hat. And I swing at. it like this to hit him. And he grabs it. mid-swing like freaking Iron Man. And. then he GOES. AND THEN AND THEN HE LOST IT. THAT THAT. WAS WHEN everything really went. Bass Pro Shop hat. Yeah, that was when it blew up. THE DOLLAR HAT FROM AMAZON. YEAH, THAT. ONE. HE COULDN'T HE COULDN'T STAND IT. That was when he crushed it and then he. hit me and then I slapped him and then. he grabbed my bag and he threw it like. 30 ft back. And then we started.

exchanging some words. And then that's. when the Mexican lady walked by and she. was like speaking Spanish. She goes And. then the other the like bag the like guy. there, he was like, "Yo, BREAK IT UP. BREAK IT UP.". Actually. Yeah. He was like, "Boys, enough. Enough.". Oh, it was a low moment in our lives, but we've moved on, right? Yeah, I mean honestly, I think that's. one of like the first times we've ever. fought like in public publicly like. that. It was so bad. I would have loved to not be there. When somebody. grabs and just crushes your hat, it.

doesn't matter where you're at. You got. to stand up for yourself. That's what I was doing. I was standing. up for myself cuz I was getting. Did he look you in the eyes while he was. crushing it like. And yeah, just No. That's so dramatic. That is not what. happened. Um but we do got to move on. That's so funny. this week's episode title and thumbnail, which is. Wait, Cash and Matt got in a fight? Yeah, I was thinking that the entire. time. think that's good. Okay, moving on. What do you mean? I think like our. brotherhood is over. I mean, our brotherhood? Is that how you. Is that how you think DUDES TALK? I DON'T KNOW.

WELCOME TO THE BROTHERHOOD. We're longer brothers. Yeah, we did one like that before. It. didn't perform well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we can't do that again. So yeah, so like maybe let's just keep. what we have planned. Yeah, so the title and thumbnail for. this episode was that WE WERE GOING TO. TALK ABOUT our live show. AGAINST LEBRON JAMES. COME ON OUT. THAT'S NOT THE TITLE. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING to dunk a. basketball at me. So apparently we texted him the wrong. time. That'll be next episode. what? I give up on trying to keep us on. track. I'm not even going to try. Sorry. Yeah.

Catch, you're going to like. Maverick's going to sing the whole. Charlie Brown theme song. What? How does it go again? Like Charlie Brown, Charlie I don't. know. Well, Mav, that was our thumbnail on. downhill, so you're kind of screwed. Brown theme song? I don't think there. are words. It's instrumental. All right, we will move to our third. thumbnail entitled. Katie, Kenzie, and Harper are going to. do a triple stack on shoulders. Okay. That was. You're just distracting the episode. right now. Yeah, he's loopy. Can we cut his mic for a minute? Okay. So actually, we need to talk about what.

happened to the. the economy? even really get to No one got to TALK TO. YOU. ABOUT THAT SO HARD on set. What? The state of the economy? Yeah, can we just talk about the. economic state of Okay, all. What? It's not even funny anymore. Yeah. Economic. Yeah, it it was never funny. All right, but. Wait, I FEEL LIKE. THIS CATCH doesn't laugh much. I did laugh at that. Y'all got issues, man. No, I laughed at your face. That's why I. doubted myself. Yeah, you're making her doubt her jokes.

I laugh all the time. I I want I want. I think that we should stay on track for. like more than 12 seconds. So pardon the mess. We are 46 minutes in. Yeah, AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WE. GOT TO TALK ABOUT, WHICH IS WHAT. HAPPENED TO YOU BECAUSE we didn't even. really get filled in because you got on. A PLANE THE VERY NEXT DAY. RIGHT. YEAH, HAWAII. So listen. What? No, not Hawaii. Canada. Canada? Eh. And Canada. Do people say eh a lot? A? I can talk Canadian. Eh?

Let's hear it. Canadian? Okay, I'm going to the house and I'm. going to be out and about. that's exactly how Anne McNulty sounded. I talk. Sorry Anne McNulty, but you say house. extremely entertaining. Every time Anne McNulty says house, it's. literally coming to the house. Going to my house. House. It sounds like she's Little Red Riding. HOOD GOING TO THE FOREST. RIDING HOOD GOING TO THE FOREST. I'M HEADED TO MY HOUSE NOW. Now say it again. Say it again. Why does it sound like that guy off of. the. She's like she's like I'm going to go. out and about to my house. To my house, yeah.

It's yeah. And I'm like uh sorry or. sorry, sorry. And like they're like. isn't that funny, eh? They say eh after. every single thing. they're just rapping. Eh. Eh. I love the Canadians. Eh. It's like they're RiceGum, though. You. guys know that song? Ain't nobody ever. heard about your Disney show. And at. every every line, he doesn't rhyme. He. just says eh. He's like. No, actually he does rhyme. No, ain't nobody ever heard about your. Disney show. Eh. Eh. Eh. And then really care about your Disney. flow. Rhymes with show. Eh. Eh. Eh.

No, okay. Well, he has one song where he. does not rhyme and he just says eh at. the end of everything. Was he talking about Jake Paul? Eh. Or Logan Paul. Something like that. OH, YEAH. ANYWAYS, I GOT SIX. YEAH. YEAH, live show. Everything's planned. out. It's going to be a wonderful show. to be great. We We're about to WALK ON STAGE. WAIT, WHAT IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE. LIVE SHOW IS, MAV? OH. It's this thing. You had to be there. Mav, that was enough clarification. Moving on. Uh so, we did a live podcast show. And it was honestly it was great. It was great. It was the best podcast.

show I've ever done. Yeah, it was our. best performance. It was our only. Dude, and for some reason Queen Bee did. so well. SOLD OUT. THE WHOLE SHOW was sold out. It was great. Also, we're coming to New. York City. Should Should I say Queen Bee did well? January 4th, 2024. January. Five. 2025. 2025. We're going to be in New York. City. I got you. Oh. Yeah, you should go to New York. Tickets. will probably be sold out by now, but. some of the meet and greet tickets may. not be. So, if you want to come to the. pre-show meet and greet, we'll hang out. with you for like 30 minutes, make. TikToks, shoot videos, do whatever you.

want. with them? Yeah. Did you not see me put to work at. the live show? I was doing the upside. down trend, like grabbing the people and. flipping them upside down. I did Oh, really? I did a couple dances. Dude, if we had Dude, the VIP thing. before the shows next time, I'm going to. film the Superman video with somebody. that is unexpected. No. That is so funny. I got to say, that show though, like the. pre-show part, is like the most fun. because you get to like interact with. people in the crowd during the show. was a little awkward.

Well, the pre-show you get to like. actually hang out with everybody and. like get to know them. I got people's snaps and I still have. them on snap. I snap them every day and. they snap. where you actually we actually got got. to hang out with you guys. Super fun. Hey, ain't nobody heard about it. Hey. Yeah, anyways, let's let's begin. But yeah, check out the hangout tickets. Those might still be available. if you will. I got pretty sick at the. live show. It was bad. I mean, all right, let me. tell you. So, when I got there. Well, yeah, when you got there, you were. fine. I was fine, but my throat was like, I'm. Hey, K, do you have Advil or anything?

My throat hurts a little bit. Bro, I'm sorry. I actually don't know. why it was. Bro, like. Can you put it down? Yeah, I'll put it down, sweetheart. No, how did that not fall? That was so impressive. Yeah, that one always falls, too. It like it literally is leveled out, too. It was like, what? Yeah, it went did, right? No, but what's. it called? I. The K, THE K NOT COME for my microphone. I don't like this way. My microphone. just. Okay. Sorry, we are so off topic. The. show was going Yeah, it's really you. Literally me. I I was playing with the. basketball. No, you're loopy. Listen, okay, fine, I'm not going to talk.

Yeah, don't talk. Yeah, how You showed UP TO THE SHOW and. your voice hurt. my throat hurt, not my voice, but my. throat. And I was like, "Hey, Mom, do. you have Advil or anything? Like, I just. need something." My mom was like, "You. probably It's probably cuz you haven't. eaten all day." And I was like, "Yeah, you're right.". Eaten. E- eaten all day. So, I was like, um. Wow. Cash is correcting someone's English. Continue. It's kind of weird. Okay, um. but. So, yeah, I had some grapes fruit and um. I remember while I was making the fake. poop to put in the toilet um Cash's.

toilet cuz yes, I did have to make that. And I did eat some Tootsie Rolls, but um. what's it called? I I was making it and. I was like, dude, why do I feel so sick? I was like, for some reason I don't feel. good. I was like, you know what? It's. I'm just nervous. And then finally. It's just making me sick. Just making me nervous. That's all. No, um and then on the live show. the first like 15 minutes were fine and. I remember when I performed Queen Bee, I. was like, what the heck? When I stood. up, I was like, whoa, I'm about to fall. over.

And then I was like. when I was jumping up and down, I was. like, what's it what's happening to me? And I remember like I was like trying to. like be fun. I was like, you're so Queen. Bee, but I was like I was like I. couldn't like stop because I was like. falling and it was you couldn't really. tell, but I was like I was like, and I just remember like there's this. high-pitched noise in my brain where I. was like. and yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, and then I was freezing. So, then I had to have Maverick's hoodie. She was She was like so hot. Like her.

skin was like on fire. But my fingers were freezing. sitting next to me and I could tell she. was like shivering. too. She was going like blue. I was going like blue and pale and I was. like I was like, I'm not okay. And then. I remember I looked at Kate during the. show and I was like, Kate, like I don't. feel okay. Save me. I was like, save me, please. Cuz. obviously we couldn't stop it. Like we. couldn't stop the live show from. Imagine we did. Time out, guys. We'll be. back in a couple hours. Dude, no, but it was it was so bad and. then I remember I was like freezing. My.

fingers were like so cold and cold and. and then yeah, and oh, I remember I I. couldn't feel my toes or I couldn't feel. the tips of my fingers. Well, yeah, around that time is when you. asked for I I offered you my hoodie cuz. I could tell she was like actually like. shaking. shaking and her hands looked like ice. Yeah. Y'all ever seen a wet Chihuahua? When they're just like. And their ears are like super pointy. with no fur. It's just. That's what it looks like. It was really sad.

No, I think we all knew like she was not. good and she was like when I offered her. the hoodie she goes, "Yes, please. Please give ME A HOODIE.". SHE WAS GOING down so fast. I was like, "No, not your hoodie, but at this point. I was like I don't care." Like. And I looked over at Harper. She was. just like this. It was so sad. Cuz my stomach hurt. Cuz my stomach. hurt. Like everything hurt. And my. throat hurt. And I I was like trying to. be like funny. Yeah, and didn't you throw up? Oh, yeah. I threw up multiple times. Yeah. Um because my. Man, you should have just full threw up. on stage. was so high. It was And then after the show I got off.

and I started crying like a little baby. and I was like. No, I was so embarrassed. It was so bad. But. And me and my friends were going to have. a sleepover before I went to Canada, but. we didn't. Yeah, when we It's like the show the. last like It was like the last like 40. minutes probably you were like not good. And then as soon as the show ended like. I remember when we took that photo at. the end like I couldn't get up. I was. like. And then you can see me in the photo I'm. like partially dying. Yeah, the like main picture of us like. with the crowd behind us Harper's like. dying. Yeah, that that's what I was like I. don't feel good. And then there was a.

meet and greet after and I like I went. to like 25% of it cuz I genuinely. couldn't do it. Like I was laying on. this couch and I was like, "I'll try.". And cuz I didn't want to seem like I. like seem like I just like didn't want. to go. So but yeah, I went for like 10%. Yeah, she was pretty bad at that point. you laughing about? I wasn't laughing. What? Stop smirking. What? How I I'm not. What, Cash? I wasn't. Why are your knees in your nail salon.

shirt? That was unnecessary to throw that in. there. Well, I was looking at her. It it was it was like a. She's actually like why. During the show though there was like a. a moment where I was like I could tell I. looked at you and I was like it was like. a flip switch. She went from like oh, I'm happy in here, this is fun to like. pick me. To like dying. Yeah, I was like. There was a point where even after the. show there was like what? 15 stairs to. go up to that couch and you were like I. can't I can't walk up there. so oh yeah, Maverick held me up the.

stairs. I like couldn't walk up the. stairs. And you laid on the couch for like 30. minutes. 30 and then I remember when we walked. down to the meet and greet center thing, I I was like dying. I like couldn't do. it. I was like I was like I can't walk. down and then yeah. But overall it was. so much fun. We felt so bad for you. We were like. Harper wants to be here so bad and she. was just up there like. You drank that chocolate milk bone dry. I know. I love chocolate milk. Actually, I haven't drank it in a while. We should cut out the last 10 seconds. We're going to cut out EVERYTHING ABOUT. MILK. NO, NO, JUST CUT JUST cut the last like.

2 seconds. Cut out the part where I say I love. milk. Yeah, okay. All right. Um but yeah. Or just bleep it. Overall it was so much fun. Was it stressful on stage at that. moment? Not really. Really? Or actually yeah, cuz my sister I saw. her in the audience. I saw her looking. at me. And she and Reese was like she. was like she was like. act energized. And then I looked at her like with a. stink eye and I said I can't. And then.

and I remember everybody in the audience. was like what what's up with her? Like. what's she talking to herself? My favorite part. Harper and Reese just start arguing. YEAH, I WAS JUST WATCHING. NO, MY FAVORITE PART IS BEFORE THE SHOW. Um everyone's like coming in to their. seats and stuff and Reese is like down. in front of the stage like doing. something and people start. meet and greet. No, like people started noticing her and. so there was like a line of people to. take pictures with her. Yeah, and our our show runner comes up. to us and he's like hey, you want me to. stop this girl that's running her own. meet and greet down there and we were. like. And I I like well, who is it? And he.

goes. I don't know. And I was like, well, I we. couldn't go out and look cuz we were. like, well, then everyone would just be. like, ah. And. I was like, Alex, who is it? And so Alex. goes out there and looks and he's like, I don't know. And I was like, what do you mean? There's Who's here? And I was like, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. WHO IS IT? AND THEN WE COME TO FIND OUT IT'S. REASON. I'M LIKE, IT'S OUR. How did you HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW IT WAS. REASON? HE'S LIKE, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. EVEN ALEX IS OUT of line for a meet and.

greet. I mean, Alex is down there AND. THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. THAT WAS SO. FUNNY. ALEX WAS LIKE setting equipment. up on stage and he'd walk across the. stage and be like, yeah. Okay, I do have to say people need to. start being quiet during the live shows. No, in the nicest way possible. Show. Show. Show. I know. BECAUSE. I KNOW I I I GET THAT. LIKE, WE WOULD BE. LIKE actually trying to talk and people. I would highly encourage you to I was. like, what did. Yeah, THEY'RE THEY'RE LIKE, HI ALBERT. AND THEN IF I SAID IF I SAID hi back or. something, then everybody would start. doing it. And it was I loved it.

There was times where like we'd actually. be trying to talk and people were so. excited. We have that effect. Maybe. Maybe next time I'll just get. pepper spray. And then if they start talking too much, We should start the show off like that. If you speak, I will pepper spray you. Yes, we should do that. And then I. should have pepper spray that's not. pepper spray. It's. I mean, CASS IS LIKE, WHO'S EXCITED TO. BE HERE? ARE ARE AT LEAST A THOUSAND SOLD OUT. YET? A thousand? A thousand what? Uh yeah, the event's like 80%. It's over. halfway. It's like 80% yeah. I'm so excited.

Maybe it's going to be sold out. Yeah, pretty much. It's like the back. row. And you're not going to be sick. I know. AND WHEN THIS COMES OUT, IT literally. might be sold out. Yeah, it might be sold out by now. The. New York show, January 4th, in case you. haven't heard. But also, Everybody's heard about it. Actually, I can't announce that yet. Never mind. What? What? I just said I can't announce it. What do. you mean what? Just wait a couple minutes and we can. tell you. Oh, perfect. Yeah. And you You know. Yeah, you literally It's all stuff you. know. but you don't know. All right, hold on.

What? Literally? Did you just fart? Yeah, I did, but it was silent, so I. mean that that was bad. What? I'm so sorry. Can can I borrow this? Yeah. WELL, DON'T LEAVE. OH! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT? WELL, let me fix my. Dude, you just got forked. Bro really got forked in the. Like I don't understand. Fork is sharp. Is you you can actually smell that. one smells, man. Oh. That one smells. Gosh, gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I can smell that one OVER HERE. DON'T LEAVE. OKAY, it actually stinks. I.

didn't. Don't leave. I'LL COME BACK. COME BACK. THEY DID SAY they would leave if you. farted one more time. Yeah, there women over there were mad. know though, Harper, when you're sitting. there cuz like I me and Cash have done. like 25 to maybe 30 shows. And like every show like I've been 100%. Like there hasn't been a show that I. felt sick on. What was going through. your head when you're sitting there just. like Were you just like I want to get. off this stage? No, cuz I was like I like this, but I. was like freezing and I remember I felt. like I was going to throw up, so I. looked at Cash's toilet and I was like, you know what? Here, like I'm just going.

to throw up in that toilet, but it was. going to be so embarrassing if I did. would have been the. best moment of my life, honestly, if you. would have just thrown up in the toilet. on stage. of my life, but. Well, I mean we all have different. perspectives, I guess. Well, but. it was it was it was so much fun overall. and I was like having so much fun, but I. I literally was like, dude, I can't be. sick and what was going through my mind. was like. Sorry. I was like. Is it hard for you to talk about? Yeah, it's so hard. Harper, you don't got to talk about it. if you don't want to. It's hard to talk about. I'm sorry.

I. Hey, you don't have to talk about it. It was hard. It was a hard live show. Um I tried. You tried what? I tried um. Tried to add Bill that didn't work. No, I tried. tried Ozempic, I tried. What's that? I don't know. I'm not good with the medication stuff. I tried drugs. No, you didn't. Over the counter. Over the counter.

I tried multiple things. I tried multiple. Try the fruit by the foot. Nothing helped. Nothing helped. but the fruit by the foot. I even tried Tootsie Rolls. You know what I've always wanted to do. since a kid and I've never done it? Is. roll up. Sorry, I didn't mean. Yeah, please. Not right now. I'm sorry. Like tell me. A roll up roll up a. fruit roll up. Yeah. Not by the foot, just a fruit roll up. Put Gushers inside it and roll it all up. and eat it. Okay, I feel like that would be like so.

disgusting. It sounds like a fruit burrito. A. a fruito. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. A burrito. A fruito. WHAT? YOU CALL IT A BURRITO. You put ice cream or you put ice cream. in the um. I thought you just farted. You put you put ice cream in the fruit. roll up and then you roll it. Are y'all COMING BACK? YEAH, HEY, WE'RE. STILL ALIVE, BY THE WAY. OH. Um. but no, you put ice cream in the fruit. roll up and it automatically freezes and.

it tastes so good. It's really good. Wait, freeze the cream in a fruit roll. up? Yes, it's Y'all need to try it. It's the. best. I'M ACTUALLY. NO. NO. NO. WHAT DID YOU DO MY FIRST TIME? OH, I GOT TO. I forgot TO SIT RIGHT HERE. OH, NO. WELL, I was sitting on this side right. over y'all on THE WAY. DUDE. WE. HEY, Y'ALL AIN'T WELCOME. DOG.

I AIN'T WELCOME. BROTHER, WE'RE THE. REASON THAT EVERYBODY CAME TO THAT ONE. SHOW Y'ALL HAD IN PERSON. GET OUT. GET OUT. WHY IS HE KICKING ME? WHAT IS HE DOING? I CALL. I BABE. BABY OR LAZY. WHAT? RIGHT? ARE. Y'ALL YELLING? DUDE, WE JUST. WHY ARE you wearing that girly shirt. like that? just talk a little more calm? Watch your mouth. Can I just leave, please? No. CAN YOU GUYS LISTEN TO ME for once,

please? I asked politely if we could join you. guys for another LOL podcast episode, and you granted my wishes. No, we didn't. So, we showed up like you asked. WERE YOU THE ONES IN OUR GARAGE? WHO SAID? YOU SAID THAT THEY WOULDN'T BE IN THE. GARAGE. THEY DIDN'T NOTICE. KYLE, HUSH. OKAY. Why does Why does Why does Kyle actually. look like a boy? WHAT? THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A MALE. YO, THE WAY KYLE'S SMILING AT YOU, HARPER, IS NOT OKAY.

WOW! NO! WHAT THE. I WANT TO DIE, KYLE. DON'T DO THAT, KYLE. KYLE, WATCH THIS. KYLE, WHAT, HUH? WHAT? NOTHING. WOOHOO! WOW! HEY, PRETTY GIRL. HEY. HEY. HEY. I HAVE A QUESTION. I HAVE A QUESTION. What's your question? I don't heard. Yeah, Kyle, what's. Ty, I talked to you about this. I'm not destructive, Kyle. I just needed.

a place to sit, and these people. turn THE TV DOWN? BRO, WHAT? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. What. What do you mean you don't understand, Arden? You could have sat right here. There was. an open seat. want to what? Don't even think about it. I can't do that, Kyle. Oh. Unfortunately, you have been chosen. OH, WOW! TY, LOOK AT YOU BEING DISRUPTIVE. What is happening right now? Look at you being all disruptive.

Y'all, they came They came to the LOL. podcast, and they actually You broke our. TV there, and you broke our TV here. You have to tell You now owe them two. TVs. What? Why is this like Cash's. personality RIGHT NOW? THEN WHY IS THIS TURNING RAINBOW? THIS. IS turning rainbow. You guys didn't even socially let me ask. my question. WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? SO, I heard a little birdie chirping in. my ear hole. Cow from the garage. this. What? From the garage? THE ANIMALS DON'T TALK TO YOU. You grab. THEM AND EAT THEM.

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? UM ANYWAYS, I done heard that you guys. are going TO BE IN NEW YORK. AND LAST TIME WE WERE THERE, SOMEONE. chased us in a video. Oh, WE GOT SOME BADDIES in New York. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET THEM, BROTHER. And we're I was thinking that we could. come to your next LOL Podcast live show. Because the fans. ate us up. The baddies ate us up. I don't THINK. I MET Y'ALL'S GRANNY. She asked me if I. could come.

You can't. You can't. YOU CAN'T. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS. You. heard it here first, folks. OH, WAIT. WHAT DID THEY HEAR? KAI AND TAI WILL BE. IS THIS PODCAST OVER? NO, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS. KAI. AND TAI WILL BE AT THE NEW YORK LIVE. SHOW ON JANUARY 4TH, 2025. THAT WAS DEFINITELY. ON THE 4TH, WE'RE GOING TO GIG THEM AND. we're going TO GIG THEM. AT THE LIVE SHOW. YOU BADDIES BETTER GET Y'ALL TICKETS TO.

SEE KAI AND TAI. WE'LL BE FEATURING LOL. EVERYONE CAN HAVE A REFUND, ACTUALLY. And if you see that, please report them. to. the security AS SOON AS. POSSIBLE. NO, WAIT. WE DONE GOT DOWN WITH THE. security after with the show. You don't. have nothing to worry about. They gave. us the key and we're going to be there. Does anybody KNOW WHAT IT. ARE THEY DEAF? BECAUSE YOU YELLING SO. LOUD. YEAH, WHAT DID IT SAY? I don't know what. it said. I in my mail. Stop yelling. A mail? No, it ate Cash.

Dude, and I can't believe this is your. first time on the LOL Podcast. All right. I know. I think that Mike is making a lot of. noise. Okay, so I think we're I think we're. done. WHAT? WHAT? I JUST GOT HERE, BROTHER. YEAH, NO, this is it. Actually. right. Well, should we steal their cameras, Kyle? And we can start our own podcast. WELL, I'LL START OUR. OWN PODCAST. OH, KYLE, CLEAN YOUR MOUTH. THAT'S KIND OF DISGUSTING. I forgot TO MENTION KYLE AND TY ARE ON. THE TWO OF YOU YOUTUBE. SO, IF YOU WANT.

TO WATCH OUR beautiful faces, what the. please watch us at Kyle and Ty on. YouTube. I will link it in the LOL. Podcast description below. No, we won't. No, we won't. And this is the most DISRESPECTFUL BLOG. I'VE EVER SEEN. NO, us and Alex are Ty, and Alex is. going to put that link in the YouTube. No one knows. No one knows what she's. saying, for real. Everybody knows us. Y'all know our channel. Listen, I'm just saying. Sit down. Your ankle just gave out.

Is this a fake floor? Oh my GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING. IS THAT A SKITTLE? KYLE, WE TALKED ABOUT IT. WE ONLY EAT. THE ANIMALS. THAT WAS MY SKITTLE. OH MY GOSH. OH, YEAH. OH, I've been saving this. OH. OH, THAT WAS DISGUSTING. THAT'S SO. GROSS. That's so gross. Yeah, you heard it here first, folks. So, we are going to link their channel.

in the description. You can BLOCK THEM. THERE. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO BE at LOL Live. in New York. Hey, can we unplug their mic? Someone. unplug it. That's what two of you DREAMS ARE MADE. THERE, I UNPLUGGED IT. THAT'S WAY BETTER. WOW, all right. Way better. You totally wrecked the. vibe. all right, SO WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT. TIME. NO, NO, DON'T end it, Mav. What? We can't end it yet. WHY? OH, WHAT? THAT'S DISGUSTING, KYLE. I TOLD YOU FOUR TIMES. YOU CANNOT DO.

THAT. SO, HE'S MARRIED. JOSH, YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN. YOUR WIFE'S A BODY. Your what's a. What? KYLE. NO. GET IT. GET THE CAMERA. GET THE CAMERA. GET. I'M SICK.