Harper Dyed Her Hair!
you guys might think that oh they just. put on a show and I bet behind the. scenes they're just happy people that's. not the case today well now what's. happening the what I'm about to tell you. could ruin my. marriage oh get her in the. face yes okay Harper your hair looks. absolutely horrible why would you ever. do. that e are a horrible. h welcome back guys today everyone's up.
upset not me except Harper and me and me. and M I'm a happy guy that couch I can't. say the S they look pretty upset we're. not upset kiny is irritated at me do you. want to talk about it. Kinsey no I don't oh she is I really was. just grouping them in together but. apparently there's something going on. too W well I was I was just irritated. that cash was just talking yeah no no. Kate we didn't ask you I understand wait. kiny open up please it out listen I.
would like to just say is it about me. are you mad at me no it's not but trust. me you guys might think that oh they. just put on a show and I bet behind the. scenes they're just happy people living. happy. lives that's not the case today okay. well now what's happening what's. happening well you guys can go first no. I say mavin kiny go first I'll go first. no that's okay MAV kidy air out y'all's. issue all right y want to know I'll say.
it say it m please we're fine we're fine. hear yes we are fine everyone knows when. a woman says she's fun she's not fun all. right we play Rock papor Scissors I win. I tell the story I'm pretty sure I'm. going to take that as you basically not. showing up for the contest so I win no. your last chance to show up rock paper. paper uh scissor comes next Scissors. Shoot oh oh this is best out of three. too no you can't call best out of three. after you start playing you got to call.
best out of three before you throw the. first hand. okay already threw a hand you can't if. you were to lost you would have said. best two out of three but if you would. have won you would have been like oh I. win no best two out of three why we do. best two out of three you called best. two out of three but no one has won yet. okay but the game is already started. because you guys threw the first hand. bro she is a crazy woman she if she's. crazy I know it's not your fault dude. I'm telling you they're both crazy look. at them they're right paper scissoring. on if we can open up talk on a podcast. that's right I have my own voice I can. speak what I want I'm going to say it.
drywall on my cup that's why I'm crazy. let's be honest Cash's hood is on bro. okay let's all be honest for a second. all right you I'm going to get in so. much trouble if I say this oh please we. can bleep it at worse or cut it okay. don't say anything that's going to make. we're about to get. cut literally if we have if we have to. cut it it's okay we'll just be like. we're like like she's killing me right. now I can feel she's about to once it's. off your chest you'll be fine I hate. that he blinks and Winks the same cuz I.
don't never know if he's winking at me. oh you thought I was winking at I. thought you winked at me that's why I. played your stupid rock paper scissors. cuz I was like oh he's not actually. going to say anything oh no sweetheart. stop blink winking blink winking stop. blinking he does do that stop winky oh. wait oh my gosh wait it's the same thing. wait is that why yall were like ignoring. us wow yeah we were about to start the. episode we're like M he's 10 ft away on. the other side of the door I can. literally hear them.
talking that's at least like a one. second y I'll be honest I'm going to say. it and I get in trouble and y'all should. y'all need to know the what I'm about to. tell you could ruin my marriage it's. fine we'll just cut it if it needs to be. cut okay Kenzie is requesting that I. retire as a five-time champ from Smash. Bros permanently gosh M come on okay. fine that wasy stuff yeah okay I'll tell. you um I'm requesting that of cash man. he's so scared man yeah I'm terrified so.
scared the. repercussions okay I got to say it no if. I don't say it the audience is going to. be so mad you have to say it I mean. that's a lame podcast if I don't say so. myself all right don't say anything. that's gonna what are you doing what are. you doing what could you possibly be. doing right now you're stopping on my. hair what could you possibly be doing oh. he's going to drop it on my head again. no don't drop it on my head again okay. okay K does that with no context getting. ready to fart on me and I was very KY. thinks our marriage isn't fair what did.
you really oh that's what it's about my. goodness that's what it's about why. would you actually say that if that's. going to upset her what details no no. details no no. no look at that eye that eye oh my. goodness it was crazy wait is it fair. between you two is it fair between you. two or like us four um or. five uh yeah we're f is nobody talking. about Harper's hair no no not yet so.
crap my cup doesn't wow I did not expect. to be this deep. does no kiny what do you think that me. and Kate's not fair. about what that's a large part of wait. is it like the marriages aren't Fair. like we get the better bedroom type. stuff or is it like between you two. deeper no I gas get the bigger bedroom. yeah but I gaslighted her into thinking. that's okay okay good then no no no no. no there was there is no gaslighting it. is just actually Fair y'all married. first and you lived here first oh see.
gaslighted well you did well you you did. good youself no if you if you gaslighted. me well k then we would never be moving. we're going to move eventually what see. gasl her there too she thinks we're. going to. move listen listen KY here's the thing. if you think something's not fair you. got to say it or else me and K don't. know then you build up anger and it has. nothing to do with you or. Kate okay well you just I'm used to.
being involved I know okay well in that. case should I just say it then Ken no is. it between you and M yes okay we're. getting somewhere okay getting somewhere. Harper do you think it would be fair in. a marriage if wait how does that song go. I don't cook I don't clean first of all. I'll tell you something real quick about. marriage and I don't even know the story. yet marriage is not fair marriage is a. complete sacrifice to the other person. and expecting nothing in return listen I. don't I don't clean but let me tell you.
got this. thing yes I do the. cooking yeah well kiny doesn't think. marriage is fair man so that's uh I. don't know how much okay fine I'll just. say it all right just say it this okay. I'm just GNA say kiny doesn't like that. you. know she thinks I when I like like it's. not fair okay I can't really say. anything okay if I say it I'm in trouble. I want hear you're already everybody.
knows dude everyone's entertaining even. P like. say okay okay okay so I walk in a room. right and I'm like what the why no are. you so serious huh I can't just move on. say no I got to move on oh my God we all. this you have literally been in this. position before and you know a fight is. happening later. over already oh my gosh pleas stop.
you're no stop please I'm begging stop. inating I'll say anything about my. marriage anything that anybody wants you. done that and we've gotten a big fights. over it I will I will I'll say. anything now we can cut it at worst we. can cut it it's not about even the. audience seeing it it's obviously. something that they like she doesn't. want is it about the cameras or the. whole room the whole room okay well. everyone plug your. ears okay is it about the is it about. the whole room or like.
let give cash three guesses five five. guesses if he names the sub I get to say. if he's wrong or right well well that. doesn't really seem fair now Mar when. you said marriage isn't fair f five. guesses here we go no three five three. 21. questions1 questions there we go that's. it 21 questions does it involve I get an. answer yes or no okay fair does it oh. this is so fun man I'm not going to let. y'all down audience don't you worry yes.
he is he's horrible at this does it. involve food no 20 does it involve 20. does it involve. work kind of does it. involve. like housework like cooking and cleaning. kind of what oh does it involve he's not. going to need 20. questions does it involve.
that you think why you cook and clean. Maverick play Smash. Bros kind of I mean I'm pretty kind of. on here that's all I know does it. involve well I think that's pretty much. what it is isn't it okay does it. involve I'm opening up to audience. suggestions I am so uninvolved in this. does it involve wait I'm not involved. does it involve does it involve divorce.
no kinda kinda she she gave up saying I. farted that's why it. smells wait what did she say use some of. this said I farted that's why it smells. I saw his face when he came he went okay. so doesn't involve that Maverick plays. video games when you're cooking cleaning. she already said that kind of so what. happened what happened G me kind you you. have a couple more questions come on I'm. only at I'm only at I've only at six I. still got 15 okay go go go go okay okay.
okay uh does it. involve Maverick not doing his side of. the marriage oh no doesn't involve you. not doing your side of the marriage oh. no. uh I didn't not like the face you just. made me yeah did you see the way she. said no any see that no I was to focused. on MTH face to see if you were going to. do anything weird again you weirdo what. you what do you do do. it what what are you talking about you. literally went did I you yeah yeah I.
didn't see it okay well does it have. anything to involve with. me yes what the that was the first yes. we got that wasn't I'm not sure that's. true kind of she's leading us astray I. don't think that's correct listen you're. not going to get it cuz you have a man. brain. what what. the you're circling all around it but. you just don't got it okay but the one. it had nothing to do with.
you get yourself oh he's not spending. enough time with you no oh that's just. like a. go-to um that happen you lot. yeah I actually pull that every single. night every night man if I don't watch. if I don't watch a 4-Hour marathon of a. TV show I mean I'm just a horrible. husband that's true. um okay any Alex Pape Harper Kate I just. want to know just maverick say it like I.
don't understand bro like just say it. obviously we all know what it's about. now like what is about now it's. obviously about you cooking and clean. your butt and play video games when like. she's cooking and cleaning and being a. single mom who works two jobs doing all. the Christmas shopping C your room is. trashed right now and she's overwhelmed. with it and maybe you could help her a. little bit on that end and then. afterwards you're just going to go out. of the room and just go play Smash BR. like after this this room and you're. going to show up in bed at night just in. time to fall asleep. yeah yeah we've been in this before MAV.
not we we' never been in this we've run. this race before what we've been in the. Smash Bros race listen what Kinzie I. want to fall asleep with how much you're. not telling me say yes or no. talk those things those things are all. true yes but what is it about cuz they. kind. of know oh my gosh let's just air our. drama to the entire world freak yeah. baby let's hear it's not a big deal if. everyone hears what what does it matter. does it change our.
relationship no it's just like I think. the point ises change how people VI us. to be a popular podcaster you must be. transparent with your audience I think. the I have warts my name is cash and I. had warts i p my pants. okay your turn. KY M I think the point is more so the. fact that like some things are supposed. to stay between you two even if it. doesn't affect it doesn't affect anybody. else in the room it's just like I'll. write that down that's good ADV I.
dude can you please tell me I'm like I. can't say nothing but you can get it out. of her and she agreed to 21 questions. and I don't think she played very fair. to be. honest just say it I'm sorry you don't. understand my. is trying to change the subject yes I. want to no I'm not I'm not pulling my. hair out until I hear about this that's. I like that's good that's good I like. that I like that well good thing I. didn't care you're going to be screwed. with the thumbnail hey k. I guess we'll move on now how about.
keny's what were you mad at um I wasn't. really mad I just like I don't know. decided to be angry no she does that a. lot that is not true I do not decide to. be Ang K all right what were you mad at. no I think for like two minutes before. the podcast I just got really like over. stimulated and a little like high strung. because like we had just filmed like an. episode that was close to an hour and a. half and it felt forever and then I go. downstairs and I change and I was like. gosh we still have a whole other episode. to film and Harper got to get home and. study for finals and we started late.
today and then and then I'm starving I'm. really hungry so I'm eating a bag of. granola and and then I come upstairs and. the podcast is just like trashed I'm. like are we going to reset this no we're. not going to reset it we're just going. to go ahead and film the second episode. and I'm like okay and then cash is like. oh can you can you get the TV on and I. don't know how to get the TV on I'm not. the TV girl I'm just the girl who comes. and sits on the pink couch that's all I. what the heck you are the TV girl some. people are starving and this is your. issues no I I'm telling you I was just. High Strung and then you were like asked. me to do something and I I our studio is. trashed and I'm hungry and we're taking. way too long get these episodes filmed. today and Harper's got to study for.
finals and that's why I was a little bit. Snappy and that's all I was saying I'll. say some quick points short long story. short Kate's angry yeah it sounds like. it har Harper doesn't need to study for. finals yes I do yeah and apparently my. clothes can't be thrown on the floor my. finals are tomorrow and I don't have any. on Friday cuz it's a half day so now I I. thought you weren't going to college. yeah but my mom still wants me to my mom. still wants me. to yeah well you might change your mind. but uh you know what I cannot do I have.
to change my mind too clothes can no. longer be thrown on the floor the magic. floor picks him up I will that's what it. about that's a valid ass it is a magic. floor and I before marriage I said there. is one thing I really want you're so. right a magic Flor I warned you I said. listen keny M was going to want a magic. floor yep that's all I asked for and she. said whatever I can deal with the magic. floor it's just no no no map that's like. straight laziness because there is a.
laundry basket right next to wherever. you're dropping your clothes cash used. to do that too and he doesn't do it. anymore laziness you call me into the. laundry room to carry the laundry basket. for because I have so many clothes that. I have to carry and my back hurts and. it's heavy and you can do that that's. the point there's I have carrying the. laundry basket you have into the laundry. b car the laundry basket I haven't car K. be two stacking laundry baskets up the. stairs well congratulations to Kinsey. but I don't want to do that okay that's. okay yeah I guess okay I have a husband.
that will carry the laundry basket for. me so I will I am a bad husband that is. I'm sure that those words never came out. of her mouth it was something like that. I'm sure those words never came out of. her mouth. my magic floor is no longer going to. exist wait I got a question have you. guys ever said like you're a bad husband. you're a bad wife no have y'all you want. to do it one real. quick one time you guys do it first K. wants to say right now so just get it. out no I'm not saying say it one time.
and it'll be great for the intro ready I. want to hear it no I'm not saying it. that would be great for the intro I want. to hear it I got yall back and forth. yeah see they have no shame why do you. have shame maybe because there's truth. behind it that's a bad husband listen I. I I am just say it just say it you're a. bad wife you're a bad husband you are. bad just say it it's really not K Kate. really wants to say it and that's. freaking me out I'm to be honest she's.
like she's like just you just made fun. of me for having you carry my laundry. basket yeah I did I did do. that anyways I feel like we should move. on I feel like we should no wait we. can't reveal Harper's hair yet no not. until Kinsey at least says something cuz. she's been so quiet for minutes well we. got to move on she's not going to say. going to talk all does my mic even work. yeah it does is it because you're. talking about the dead deer or the. antlers what kiny killed a deer okay. moving on killed a deer. if you put this in your socks it feels.
weird to walk looks like you have a. growth oh why are your why are your. socks black is it from this carpet. probably oh that is nasty carpet my sock. wait my sock is yellow oh my sock. completely oh my gosh oh no this is bad. these are my inside house shoe. slippers wait how is the carpet give oh. my gosh that's bad that's why I wear. shoes everywhere in this house because. the floor is dirty all right well since. kin's not going to say it and Kate.
really wants to yell at me for being a. bad husband we're going to move we're. going to move on now all right Harper. you can show your new hair to you no no. no don't show your hair I mean like it's. a big r i mean like we're 20. minutes dude I I totally forgot I had. finals tomorrow you do what finals uh. chemistry Spanish Ela Avid and cheer can. you spell chemistry can you tell me what. your true spell chemistry I don't have a. uh c h e m i s s t r y Co was that right.
that was so good yeah good job stay in. school stay in school I mean it sounds. like she can graduate to me Ian I didn't. even know that question come on no. Harper what does your cheer final. consist of um birthday. cake well we got that do you want to be. my best friend your best friend uh uh. moving on you're my best friend you're. my best friend really I mean that did.
somebody say. slay did somebody say did he no birthday. cake uh oh know who took the birthday. cake it's gone who took it it's gone and. first of all why did everybody run that. was fou that everybody R I'm F took my. birthday cake I had a birthday cake. right here and it's gone now there's no.
way it's gone yes it is it's probably. for the better honestly I found it stop. please pleas please please please please. please please. please. [Music]. incoming a see now it didn't hit anyone. now it didn't hit anyone and now it's. not funny cuz oh just the mic oh we need. to plug the mic back in I think the mic. got unplugged it's plugged in oh the mic.
itself is caked yeah okay yeah keny's. about to throw cake at me no I'm not oh. she had forgiveness in her heart K yes. there's some good cake. man you really ruined a great cake. Al. oh that was unexpected that was. unexpected.
get her in the. face did you get. it yes. okay I would kill somebody you brought. that on yourself. woman I did nothing to. you all I wanted was a magic. floor she tried to take her anger out on. me because of how this podcast started. and that's cruel you should never resort. to violence. oh my go this was in my.
nose we really got stop freaking cake on. the set every single time the cake gets. destroyed I'm tired of cleaning cake off. the carpet man keny you're going to get. so much cake on you in a second I i'. probably stop or else he's going to he's. going to really what you to do I'm. already caked no you're not trust me. what do you me he still looks human. right. now what does that supposed to mean got. her eyelashes and everything oh that's. her eyelashes are a little cakey yeah.
you got caked keny you better stop okay. you're going to regret it man you're. going to oh you thought I have Ninja. reflexes oh. ky ky you got to sit down no I'm done. I'm done I can leave the podcast. now for this episode oh this is about uh. oh. uhoh uhoh uhoh I mean it's is he. jiujitsu his wife right now ain't no way.
he's jiujitsu his wife I'm so sorry I. mean this is front R seats to one of the. best shows I've ever. seen this is. stupid why did God make men stronger. than women food. fight oh my. go you can go go take a shower you went. too. far hey Harper you revealed your.
hair it looks really good I got black. hair. wow you are a horrible husband why do. you resort to yelling was that good for. the intro yeah. it oh gosh I can't I would like a new. seat please I mean I would give you mine. but it's not very clean honestly guys. this cake is really. good please stop eating the cake off the. mic bro you're standing in front of my. camera and this is my beauty shot can.
you. move Harper you can sit down you're safe. you're. safe can't why is really good there are. crumbs you sit down there you go with. your cakey All Hands what are you doing. Kate I'm making a new seat for myself. okay hey grab some toilet paper just. make your a little seat yeah anybody. need napkins I got a lot of. them we don't need napkins off the you. know the napkins I got man you know I. have expected that after how this.
podcast started but it really came out. of left field I was not ready for that. that was a plat twist dude when she was. setting the cake down there I did not. think she was about to hit you with it. holy cow M hold up your phone oh I know. it's my phone got cak dud his phone. looks like a birthday cake forget what. are you doing we're getting cooked we. got baked hello not that kind of baked. that sound bad M Kate what are you. doing in my why you holding it like. that yeah you just look funny okay you. can sit down K I mean I promise you it's.
going to be okay it's going to like stay. in the couch you'll be fine okay yeah um. wa Harper you got black hair oh my. goodness I didn't even recognize. you I thought you were my mom that what. what that's crazy uh Harper dyed her. hair why did you dye your hair is are. you going through your emo phase right. now yeah wow I'm so sorry for the noises. this is about to make what's your. favorite band mg oh no there's cake you.
want actually hear my favorite can oh. I'll get. that oh oh I mean that's horrible to. look at that's kind of that's kind of. did he lick it yeah he's like licking it. yeah I'd stop that man it tastes good. too I don't know if I would do that. anymore makes you want to like that. makes you want to spit what can you hear. me that makes you just like want to spit. like hey can we play a really fun game. called guess the price of everything on. the set and how much money we've lost in. damag. ready in this episode and just all of.
them because now we got to get a new mic. well the whole set screwed I'm mad about. itop well a little bit more now oh wait. holy cow a TV breaks that easy wow I. didn't know that would happen how was I. supposed to do that does anybody know. the like TV count we're on yet like five. six that's not too bad you guys having. fun now they're only like $200 a piece. so I guess it's hey there you go all. right good job Harper.
hey I Five Guys listen hey well since. we're just doing random things uh I also. dyed my hair what oh my God oh my. goodness why is it pink why does you. look like an oal loopa no it's red I. figured since Harper doesn't have red. hair anymore there's got to be some red. head no you look pink bro what M why did. you have to lick my mic all weird and. stuff cake on it yeah wait Alex serious. question how much does might cost not.
enough kcks I don't know we're we don't. have enough to cover these damages so. please subscribe what we can't afford it. and we we can't afford a cleaner to come. and clean this actually we can guys I've. been stealing from the company. so I can pay you guys I can pay that. back sorry I didn't know we needed that. also I think we might be have an opening. for a new house soon cuz I don't think. Kate's coming back or keny's coming back. anytime soon no she is cooked. comment down below if you would like to.
be the new host feel so bad for her why. she started it m no you came out of the. bedroom and told everybody a. conversation that she clearly wanted to. stay between you two you started that I. did you started that I did not you. started that I started to are you trying. to look good right now no I'm trying to. look good because. iff yeah you Loki look like you got ran. over by a truck on this. side you got tire marks turn your face. it's like tire marks ites look like tire. marks it look it looks like pretty tire. marks I mean that brings a whole new.
meaning to you look like you just got. hit by a. bus no you look like you look no at. least I not look like the. buzz okay yeah I got that from Tik Tok. that's a hilarious thing to say though. really yes I got that from Tik Tok yeah. you didn't have to tell me well you guys. I stop what it's really good can you. stop dude the homie's going to die of a. heart attack before this episode ends. guys. there's so much cake left and we don't.
have a vacuum something's got to happen. hey I did order a new vacuum be here. Friday where's Stella Stella needs S no. Stella will die Stella throw up I'm not. going to lie guys Stella threw up the. other night kiny has like some like uh. like super parent reflexes middle of the. night just cuz her dog is thrown up so. many times oh I hate dog throw up slight. noise just like and she jumps out of bed. I'm like where are you going she's like. no no I'm like What's Happening she. yeesus dog just like over her shoulder.
and like slams it in the tub in the. bathtub oh my God and I'm like what's. happening and she's like Stella was. throwing up I was like how did you know. that from. a did she throw up in the bathtub yeah. but it wasn't like regular throw up you. think throw up like wet stuff we don't. need details no you do trust me no you. trust me you do you think regular throw. up like dog throw up like looks. disgusting not this throw up this thing. I kid you not threw up a perfect bird's. nest it was like it was like sticks it.
was like it was like sticks she had. eaten into like a little bird nest with. a little straw on top I don't know man. and it was like I feel that's so Stella. like only Stella it wasn't even like wet. wait what her throat was dry her throat. was dry it was just like a bunch of. sticks in a clump and it was like sticks. yes she ate sticks yes that's disgusting. no no slobber no slobber just dry sticks. just imagine just imagine like a bird. nest like you seen those little bird.
nest for those little birds yeah imagine. that in your throat just G up oh my God. oh my gosh that's so dry and it was. impressive I was like that's crazy but. that dog eats everything that dog's. eaten like probably 10 things of her. underwear just G not even kidding oh my. gosh my eats my underwear kiny did she. told me that like she when she lived. alone she would go out in the yard in. the morning and find like her chewed up. underwear just like in the yard cuz. Stella would throw it up and one time. when Kate was dog sitting sell us she.
ate one of her underwear. too why dogs a freak what are these dogs. doing man oh my gosh this is really. gross what's the set blue and white and. pink frosting all in my mind I'm not. going to lie I texted Alex before the. episode and like hey can you order an. extra mic just in case we break one um. in like the near future we might need to. order an extra like four or five I think. we should always have like at like three. mics and we got works I'm fine right now. and we got to get a new TV man oh my my. gosh it's almost like you knew that. would happen when you slapped it and.
crushed it honestly I didn't I I thought. doing that would not shatter it can you. stop making those. noises it's like really disgusting I. feel really bad for Kenzie I I know I. literally she's in a warm shower right. now yeah and she got hit by a truck no I. feel bad because I literally have been. in her position before where like I'm. lowkey so mad at Cash like I have to. laugh at off she's not mad trust me. she's not mad I don't know she might be. mad I don't mean no trust me because. earlier guys y'all are going to be mad. but I I had to bring up something that.
wasn't really a big deal which was the. magic floor thing cuz there was another. thing she was actually mad at are you. kidding me not. kidding 20 minutes of the first begin it. was a good bait and switch though you. bought it. so I feel scin I'd unsubscribe if I was. you guys I dude I go back to. black back to black hair back to back to. black back wait what is it is that isn't. that a song like Back to Black back in. oh no I to say there's cake in my L well.
since I'm in my L what in my lol there's. cake in the letter scratch my face can. you scratch it don't do that I'm fine. honestly it's itching right here please. cat somebody you know oh yeah there you. go yeah dude that looks like one of. those you know those like stainless. steel scrubbers yes that's what that. looks like it honestly does oh but now. y'all ask me what my favorite band is I. will tell you okay oh cuz he asked me. that like 10 minutes ago okay what's. your favorite band yeah yeah stop. hurting. anyone I have fast reflexes M there's no.
cake left I just wanted to eat some more. cake how do you want to eat more cake. that cake was good do you never do you. get a tummy ache when you eat too much. sugar what I mean that's just a crazy. thing to pull out of the back I would. really eat this but there's way too much. hair on it so I can't otherwise I I. can't have like like oh oh can okay I. say wa good idea the inside can't have. hair on it so I just got to pull the. crust off oh my gosh I want to throw up. okay okay well there's that oh that's. enough to make me gag and die and pass.
away anyways Harper what's your favorite. band you were saying so cigarettes after. you know what oh what the heck that's a. band say that I you can't say you don't. say the last part but like I some pretty. good music I love it so much High love. Hideway um we do the good boys. not that or Hideway Pizza you talking. about I love the neighborhood dude why. does everybody like the neighborhood I I. cannot stand that H in my sweater that's. the only song I know cash hates like any.
music that like people were like oh this. is good music like what's it called. music from like the 2000s psych I love. music from the 2000s oh I do like I do. like uh keny Ziggler Anatomy oh that's a. good song that song's so good that. that's what I my first song really. pretty voice Peak music is like it's. just oh Cage the Elephant Coldplay cage. Cage the Elephant shut up you know one. Cage the Elephant Song no I know. multiple cig I didn't even know that was. a band so you're ahead of me cigarette. Dreams Come a Little Closer like they're. all on my playlist cigarette that was.
such a good song in 2020 day dream oh I. do know that song you were only 17 and. you like it don't you no I like Flow. Rider what is the CAG elephant song you. have saved Wicked you blow my baby no. it's a little closer and crazy song to. be your favorite that's my that was one. of my favorite songs of my generation of. My Generation generation literally the. other day we were in the car and the. song Unwritten came on where it's like. you know staring. SK that that song he's like oh I hate it.
everyone in the car is like turn it up. it's like old style music I don't like. old style. SK. feel else no else speak the I'll throw. it ay nobody he just crushed his cake. like an evil villain bro okay listen do. y think vill hey do yall think I just. want to say what are you Cake Cake Man. or something like. he looks like um I got lot of cake uh do.
you guys uh think she's actually mad at. me oh not be on the podcast right now. I'd be totally in there. apologizing no way what do you I'm not. going to lie I'm not going to lie I. don't think she's mad what I am very. scared of is she's had a long time to be. in there. plotting that's terrifying I kind of no. I mean I kind of saw tears as she was. walking away no there was no tears I. that oh oh she's back and see that's a. plotting face we weren't talking about.
you you see that is a plotting face we. were not talking about you but Maverick. was he was you're a bold woman for. coming back okay I'll continue with what. I was saying she's the most amazing. woman I've ever met in my entire life. that's not what he was saying if there. was somebody that would have to you know. whole shower mid podcast maybe like give. birth to Jesus in today's time this the. first podcast I ever shower on this is. the first podcast somebody's ever. showered on and been back and been back. yeah I think that actually is her mic on. should we go like for two in one episode.
no no I. will you won't get her dirty MTH oh my. God oh my God that would be a c do I if. she provokes me I will look what she did. to you m you're right look if you did I. haven't got to shower never forget M if. you did what I did to you you have like. a little bit of cake in your hair yeah. but my shirt my my phone my C no M I. just had to literally shove the shower.
head up my nostrils to get all the cake. out if you did if you did that yes that. you thing is keny the plot is telling me. I have to the plot is telling me that. you don't. or in real. life oh my gosh he's going to do it do I. would have been in bed like right now. he's going to do it m you're so lame if. you me Harper on the edge of our seats. man don't do that going to hate me in. the comments everyone is going to hate.
you in the comments but I'll love you. right now W everyone's hair yeah oh yeah. you like it the pink hair is. crazy do it at least get a good shot. yeah yeah if you're going to do it at. least get a good shot of it m m m get a. good shot of it dude I swear if you do. that that's so messed up happen to me if. I put this on your face right now I'll. put it on your face that's so messed up. try don't do it that's messed up yeah. don't do it oh my gosh. oh oh that that was like so unnecessary.
that was kind of rude. God yes the will go up yes we'll but. this is the shirt I got from New York I. picked it out for her I'm sorry I was. manipulated ridiculous that was that was. pretty I mean that was pretty rude abuse. abuse oh it's in your hair now I think. she trying to kill Suffocation Matt's. about to be on one of those Netflix. documentaries I'm going to go and we got. it on 4K in five different angles oh. give me some cake give me some cake I.
got you give. meing I'm trying to hold you back it's. not working KY oh oh oh no way it's just. so. unnecessary I had to strike first. because if you don't strike first you. strike last and that's not good. uhoh. carpet what carpet carpet what do you. mean carpet oh my gosh what is she.
trying to say the cake had carpet on it. oh my. gosh you attacked me remember smack him. Kenzie if there was a time it's now I'll. let you put to let me hit you okay a. Kate slap M deserves a cake slap been. hand slap at the same time AER let her. cake slap you that's a lot wait wait. wait KY get behind him that's a lot. behind him and then do a cake SL listen. I'm giving you permission for one hand. okay the other hand okay I mean this is.
going look forward oh my gosh kiny I'm. so sorry look forward. I. oh no let me put it up your nostrils no. I look like a psychopath. nothing w i mean i how to break it to. you but you both look like a. psychopath oh I think they're going to. break the couch.
okay okay I'm done I'm done I'm done oh. my God hey I'm sorry let me give you a. kiss. AP e e. e can't even look at them they're. nasty why I kep. Stray what me so bad this couch is I. mean this might be one of the First. episodes that I'm not dirty I mean this. is crazy my gosh crazy only a little.
but I can't believe you came back I. would have never come back out of the. room ever again I go. back it's up to you no I mean you're. here now you might as well just you. might as well just sit right there and. talk I don't know if we're getting the. cake out of that couch I would I would. have cried no what I mean Alice is. saying we got a steam cleaner I'm mad. cuz I cake in my phone case let alone. she's caking her hair cake on my phone. case wait Harper how has your phone case. stayed so clean. because I mean during all this mess in. her F because it's from better help it's.
from. better hey do I look crazy no you look. pretty you see my hee should I should I. get off. camera should I get off camera you don't. even look bad no you actually you don't. look bad off camera yeah you look better. than Harper's new freaking haircut yeah. you look you look prettier than me on. normal days why are you looking at me. like that cuz I will get you back cuz. you got cake on your face you already. got me back.
twice no you started everything I did. was Revenge no M you started this we. went over it you started all of this no. she threw it at me oh my gosh she threw. at I just feel the mustiness like how. you feel right now I feel the Mustin I. feel musty right now for said she just. musty just by looking at you crazy. nobody knew my hair is fake what what no. way no I think your hair actually looks. really good you tell me I dyed my hair. for real and you fight faked it. and there's cake on the bottom of my. socks oh man I'm Harper what made you.
want to dye your hair you like you. always were making fun of me and stuff. and it just got to me at one point. calling her a basketball wait you're. saying you dyed your hair because I. called you a basketball yeah Annoying. Orange like you just speak orange big. red little red no red you can't say. little red after that I can't big red oh. man my B dude I can't that sucks that. sucks what sucks. Kenzie Kenzie what about your hair dude.
I would rather have I would rather not. have cake in my hair yeah really hey I. will say though when I was washing my. face in there my face felt so. smooth from the icing I was like oh my. gosh am I Hannah Hannah with the ketchup. right now theet say except you're. welcome no that's the wrong thing what I. have cake on the bottom of my house. slipper hey everybody before you get off. this black carpet take your socks off. off dude that's Kate requests every time. we make the set messy guys well because.
it's going to be tracked throughout the. rest of our home no it's not yes it will. you know it willbe yeah maybe. possibility I'm just like I don't even. know what to say anymore happy. birthday dude like I like I feel so bad. for kiny like what like that's a. terrible H the icing scent is making me. want you know because everyone thinks. that I I struck first with my words. apparently I'm going to tell the truth. you called a kill happened yeah see yeah.
the truth is not going to make you look. good M hey say it yes it will it will. the truth will set you free is what. George Washington said so I'm going to. say it that sounds like facts. listen go on I feel like every podcast. episode no I'll just I just get in. trouble more you can't say everybody's. eyeballs got so big I like everyone got. on the edge of their again just for to. let us on the Ro again M just say it we.
can cut. it I really can't oh my I I think like. it'll be worse than the cake on my face. on a scale from one to 10 how mad would. you be if he said. it well I mean at this point he's. basically said it so say it so say it. sure you can say it because you're. probably going to say it I oh it's. coming work a lot but Kinsey works a lot. also and then on top of that she tries. to take care of the bedroom she cooks. for me so she's got a lot on her plate.
and I got a lot on my plate because she. cooks for me okay that's different kind. story okay but that was crazy anyways. after I finish my plate I go to the room. at night and during the day and things. and I walk in there and the last like. week There's been like piles of laundry. and I'm like I don't know what this. laundry is and then I found out it's all. clean and it's just on the floor in. piles. well I mean who would do that yeah. exactly so I said I don't understand.
what's going on I don't understand and. then she uh she got mad that I got she. thought I was mad about the laundry cuz. I was like telling her if you don't have. time to do the. laundry then we need to figure out a. solution you know so he was looking for. a white and she said she said well why. don't you do. some I said no that wasn't part of the. deal okay magic. Flor magic Flor okay and okay keep going.
yeah so anyways there will no longer be. magic. floor and uh I'll be helping with the. laundry and yeah that's hey kiny what's. your. side he's looking for a shirt and he. walks in keep in mind they play Smash. Bros every night not every night how. much often we play Smash Bros uh times a. week 20% of the night opinion Kate how.
often do they play Smash bias that's so. biased no I'm being so serious I would. say the last I don't I don't mean to let. you catch a stray Pape but ever since. Pape got. here listen all I'm saying is that the. boys never had a fourth person to play. Smash with so when pavee got here they. realized there was a fourth guy to play. Smash with Okay blah blah blah he play. gam ever since freak you P it's all your. fault no it's not P's fault you guys are.
the married mid and you should learn to. balance your time with your friends and. your wives and your work better I would. say overall you guys are playing smash. at the very least 50% of the week which. is too much when you have a wife that. you have to come to bed to and you have. to prioritize time with her as well yo I. wouldn't care Loki like yes you would. shut. up I'm sorry God. that's what I'm saying if your man want.
to play Smash let him play Smash problem. the problem is not the smash the problem. is that can can you scoot over a little. bit in your mic hold on I'd like to make. it known two things one to make it sound. like we play Smash without you guys and. we're not trying to spend time with you. is crazy because we have invited both of. you to play match with us so you guys. are choosing not to spend time with us. no because maybe you should try to take. an interest in what your husbands are. interested in no that's not the point. though I don't sit there and I don't. make cash read my books because I like. to read books or I I've always wanted to.
watch a romance movie with cash he will. not watch one with me I don't sit there. and force him to watch romance movies I. don't believe in it let me ask you this. when you lay down at night do you read. your book sometimes while he's there no. I turn on the TV and do TI to much. better I try to get I try to get. something to do with cash I try to talk. to him I try to watch TV I do anything. we air out all is this the cake or the. couch that's the couch cake or couch. let's find out all right Kenzie say your. say your side here I don't care that he.
play I'm sorry go ahead no it doesn't oh. I don't care that he plays Smash Bros I. care that he plays Smash Bros and then. proceeds to walk into the room and be. like why isn't this done no I never said. that after smash y that's that's mad CRA. that is crazy that's crazy why isn't. this done I didn't say that that's just. putting words in my mouth but the women. say about it you know how many times. I've heard why isn't the Shelf fixed yet. I just got done playing Smash Bros why. isn't this done why is the room not. clean why am I not fed why is the trash. taken out why am I not fed listen you.
know what I've never had to hear. though Maverick why isn't the credit. card bill paid you know why because. because that bill is always paid because. aay auto pay yeah if that thing wasn't. on auto pay that thing never P well my. bad I thought I set the laundry to Auto. too. okay this is a crazy. conversation soble. don't if if laundry is like a big deal I. mean why don't you guys just hire out a.
a oh why don't. we and have Maverick pay for it yeah why. don't we oh I'm done never mind I take. all what I just said I just take it back. you guys can pay me I'll do it for you. no you won't no no I was for real like. we have like cash we are all very very. very busy we don't really have time for. laundry like I'll be honest none of us. why don't you guys like like pay someone. to do it especially with all our laundry. because we have to shoot multiple things. a day which means we have to change. clothes like three four times a day.
sometimes and we're getting all of them. dirty like and not just dirty cakey and. peanut buttery so laundry is a lot of. work around sticky and gooey yes yeah so. I I mean why is my solution not valid I. don't know I wish I would have thought. of that myself oh wait oh oh wait did I. hit a sensitive. topic I Camas not for cameras yes but it. is for microphones so here you go no no. for microphone audio no there is just. like I cuz I agree I really um I mean if.
someone were to come in and like do all. of our stuff like clean and laundry like. that helps but also at the same time. just the way cash Alex will set the. camera angles up every single episode. but you have to double check it and make. sure it's the way you like that's the. same thing with us we want our laundry. done the way we want so why would you. want me touching the. laundry you would learn we put so much. into these videos like every episode. I've realized that we get it all dirty. like we put so much into these episodes.
well it's not just these we have like 10. other channels that we film on every day. yeah we do have a lot that's L not me. yeah yeah but you're in school so you're. busy too yeah you are filming you are. doing school work trouble in school and. then dying your hair on the side I mean. laundry was not the topic I thought this. episode was going to be about but here. we are man thanks happened laundry. that's the top I've had I've had two. like. obnoxious you want you know you know. what if we're talking about your laundry. issues we can talk about our laundry. issues we've never had laundry issues k.
no but I really don't like I'm trying to. make things better for them so oh okay. we're going to relate no I I can relate. I can relate no we we we went out and we. filmed our music video this weekend and. Cash when he goes out to film music. videos he grabs like his whole closet. and because my brain can't let the. clothes be outside of the house in like. a dirty studio and then just hang them. back up on the rack like they're clean. because they're not clean even if you. didn't put them on they have to be. washed again y so I've had like a. humongous pile of laundry that has been.
sitting on the floor for like a week. well that's what ours was same thing it. was that P from the music she cleaned. them but then they just set there dirty. or set there clean well yeah well. putting them away takes time too and. then I sorted the piles and he mixed. them all together yep because there was. four piles in the room so I tried to. help which you know I was told to do and. put them all in a pile yeah listen I. think who's at fault here is the viewer. because we just are doing so much for. you guys we have no time to do our you.
know what else they came here to see us. talk about Harper's hair all right yeah. so let's clip farm for a second and get. some no har what what came over you to. do this though like I kind of vibe with. it yeah did you not like red hair she. doesn't like red hair dude my hair feels. like so greasy can I make a disclaimer. you guys aren't clip fing well can no. it's supposed to go like this Harper. your hair looks absolutely horrible why. would you ever do that yeah that's clip. farming there you beep oh. sorry I'm sorry okay wait can I make a.
disclaimer yeah sure disclaimer let's go. for it it's not actually y'all's fault. like we really love making videos for. you guys. the back toing you look so much better. with orange hair no oh my gosh I touched. Harper's hair and now I got Black Ink on. my. face oh my gosh it is like up my nostril. she's showing me the black ink up my. nostril wow yes it's fake is it I didn't. know that. yes I dyed my hair fakely my hair's DED.
too I honestly think since you dyed your. hair you're going to lose all your. followers and view because it's because. of the red hair that's a crazy statement. that is not true that's a good clip. though clip faring clip farming okay. it's called clip farming for the int let. me let me give you a good. shot okay Harper you dyed your hair. black yeah ready ready for this oh my. goodness this is like a catch 22. whatever that is because I didn't see. this coming cash dyed his hair too I did. yes my hair is died too cash is a new. Harper welcome I'm and I'm a new.
Cash Cash why is your hair pink oh my. gosh it is not pink it is. red pink also want show her face. no okay C's got. gray gray gray guys I was I know M's. thinking about M yeah oh my gosh I'm. taking a shower so okay wait has anybody. got any last words man man I just my. last words y'all are not click farming.
well enough what do you mean do you you. want more yes I Harper if you if I dyed. my hair like. yours wait what's going on oh no. no okay well that's in the intro now. need that oh my gosh KY does know how to. clip Farm you know what you're right. kiny that was right start CLI F that was. right out of the cash maker handbook I. can't see oh he almost went head oh rip. the soundboard RP the soundboard R Cash.
He just landed on that box Are We Now. Dash is so freaky his cake all over. himt thanks for watching we'll see you. next time.
