Harper Cut Mavericks Hair!
but you know what we do need to do in. this episode chop some hair off I feel. like you're really butchering it the way. you're doing it now trust let me just do. something from the back bro stop just go. crazy like this Harper but that was a. big chunk Harper oh my goodness don't do. it okay I promise cut Alex's hair or. something oh oh no y pushing out pretty. hard here and now Ken's taking scissors. [Music]. too let me tell you something never. touch the center console Maverick drove.
my car one time one time and then he no. no no actually yeah cut it so you can't. talk anymore what the and he drove my. car one time and the middle console is. like little like fabric stuff he. literally picked the entire fabric off. and it's just destroyed and in that same. car ride he grabbed the door handle. there was this little like silver stuff. coating over it he P peeled the entire. coating off my door handle for fun. there's a lot of things.
and then and then he rear ended somebody. in that car same day no not all at you. been incident he's like picking up both. things and then he just rear yeah we. miss because we're like you get on your. phone so much way too much he's like I. drive a test light Auto drives and then. he takes my Chevy for one day and just. he did re no not my fault someone ran a. red light and then we all slammed our. brakes I maybe my fault but who the red. light man not me no but you what were. you looking at your phone no.
I wasn't is that what's wrong with our. steering wheel too our steering wheel is. like disin I purposely did not peel that. yes no he definitely peeled it no and. ours isn't are we started your car yeah. we started welcome to the podcast har. are you kidding me we're started she's. been on her phone the whole time I. thought you were just talking and I was. like holy crap when is this going to. start I'm not kidding you know I want. you to voice those thoughts to us though. like if we're taking too long say hey. guys like can we speak like you can you.
can say stuff like that every once in a. while you know it's be like hey when the. freak are we starting we all say that to. each other we're like get out here I. can't do that dance why isal here with. us oh don't mind him he just wanted to. be next to us today I'll. just oh my gosh went through did he go. through the other side is he on the. ground can you see him my gosh he's not. on the ground but but it sure looks like. he is guys can we try to do let's try to. do that RI take care of Gerald over. there take care of him everybody try to.
do the Riff in one breath what the Kate. what Riff in one breath I don't think. it's working the cut that always bleeds. riff that's crazy Gerald is member of. the pink couch apparently don't even. know what you're talking about sorry. what are you saying Harper you know you. know that one riff and everybody does it. in one breath no C always particularly. Oh you mean from podcast to hey hey. nobody has heard that you know that song. is still not on Spotify our our podcast. to rock you want to S embarassing sure.
you start off wait wait what are no MAV. starts I know what it is can we sing it. in 2x no it's literally just kids on a. podcast sing it as fast as we can ready. go wait what's the first line just kids. on a podcast didn't know we we could. Rock thought we were just good for jokes. now we're seeing in and we can't stop. from podcast to. rock all way from. podcast rock all the way from podcast to. rock I'm just a small be is didn't know.
who I was found out I sing yeah now I'm. living it up I found my voice everybody. thinks my husband is me but he's. actually nice I'm not insecure about my. weight I think I have lice from podcast. to rock hey let Rock away all the way. from podcast. toar in 2x okay 2X now what's my. part start my with c. friend was a little bit late to the.
show now it's us the end excuse me KY I. got this let's go everybody think said I. am a freak but I'm actually fine. actually no you're not I'm not insecure. about wait uh no wait uh I swear I. really love my I swear I really love my. wife I just joke all the time from. podcast to. rock I don't think that was my my he hey. let's rock away my said I am AF excuse. me k i got this let's go I'm not wait I.
missed something no no everybody tried. to do everybody thinks that I'm a freak. but I'm actually nice I swear I really. love my wife I just joke all the time. that's it I have like one line yep yep. yep and then we. go. kind to ro and then a dramatic. pause everybody thinks my husband is. mean but he's actually nice I'm not into. care about my weight I think I have. lice Ro hey.
hey try try cash part and sound EXA try. to sound exactly like cash when he's. like excuse me hey excuse me keny I got. this let's go excuse me keny I got this. let's go excuse me. KY come on keny this is serious thing. serious a very serious thing excuse me. keny I got this let's go let's. [Music]. go excuse me KY I got this let's go.
I I can do it really good going to nail. it excuse me keny I got this let's go oh. hey uh the dog is whining very loud can. you Tas the thing try Taser Taser Tas. excuse me K me I got oh I okay now I. can't do it h excuse me kiny I got this. let's go what was he doing the other day. close that was close I can't be close. what was he saying the other day and we. were like why why is he literally being. a South Park character.
I me not that but there was something. that was like two days ago I was like. this is literally just a South Park. episode second oh yeah what was that I. think it was like a short we were. filming like a cash MAV short or. something and. [Music]. yeah fun fact I already told the story. on mine okay well that was interesting. that was a fun fact I dare you sh you're. on the podcast I was going to share the. story about how honey pooped on the wall. while filming a casha map short but. shared it y did did did ASMR oh you.
brought the M&M's up here I I did want. to show those those really cool what. what you say huh those are cool um. Harper Heath got those for us in New. York and they say LOL like the LOL. podcast logo I know the LOL podcast logo. is printed on them let me pop These suck. open first of all should we be eating. right now when we're literally doing a. mug whoa waa there's more spawning this. is crazy look they literally have our. logo on it oh no they're pink green not. that you guys can see the logo these. M&M's have our logo on it yeah they say.
LOL podcast and they're pink and green. just like the. podcast oh no no no don't don't put them. back are you sure she's like please. don't do that Harper yeah how was school. today did you learn anything that's good. why do y I feel like when y'all don't. know what to say on the podcast you and. M both y'all just go Harper how was. school today no I actually was going to. get to something I noticed something you. post in your private story on a daily. basis oh um one of your teachers doing. an ab workout like mid yeah I saw that I.
love him wait why is he doing ab. workouts every class what's happening I. his name is Mr Kino I love him so much a. keyote aino AO he's a Spanish teacher a. he's the best teacher ever I love him so. much he just likes to hit ABS mid class. yes before lunch what but um she posts. videos every day of this man behind his. desk doing using an ab roller but wait. sorry yeah wait wait wait is he like old. or is he like he's 72 whoa oh man is.
cooking he's still doing out workouts. that's crazy but. wait I'm not going to show you cuz I. don't want him to like be mad but at the. end of the year I hope he doesn't see. this but I'm planning he's always. talking about how he's so proud of me. for making money and stuff a and he's. always like he has a Spanish accent cuz. he's a Spanish teacher like I'm very. proud of you a thank you so much and. he's like well obviously you little. movie star make so much money while I'm. over here poor and that's what he said. well like he was joking around so at the.
end of the year I think I'm going to. give him like $5,000 what I just want to. he's the sweetest teach I've ever had. because he called you cuz he said I'm. poor because he made you feel guilty no. cuz he's so kind she just want because. he's like the only teacher that I've. truly loved in like forever I mean I'd. like to think I'm a pretty good friend. too I know but I'm going to give him. $5,000 I think maybe like 25 for me. sweet because he's the best teacher ever. yeah and who okay there's people on this. podcast texting each other right now and.
I need to know what these secrets are. about hey yeah why are you guys texting. it's actually just a family group chat. that we're in y'all aren't in and it. just keeps going off what the Yeah I'm. not involved in the family no you're not. family group my family yeah oh sorry. that's of a different family too guys. can we be a part isn't that crazy that. we have a family without y'all weird. yeah what are y'all talking about what. do you mean you guys actually have aou. oh your side of your family MH oh for a. second I thought you actually were being. serious there like Mom Dad Laney Garrett.
all in a group chat together yeah if. your teacher sees this and you don't. give him. $5,000 to be very upset yeah now now you. have to get and I'm not even sure you're. allowed to give teachers $5,000 I'm. thinking I'm think like do it. anonymously I don't know how to do it I. mean or when you you can you get $5,000. in an envelope you give it to me and I. will make sure it gets in the right. hands or just shove it in one of his. bags at school yeah that I'm seeing if. he does see I'm pretty sure he'd have to.
report that but if you give it to me I. can just go to his house and be like. this is from a a secret person well. check right like I can just write on a. check no cuz he's definitely probably. not allowed to take money from students. so you have to I'm giving it to him yeah. but you have to go to his house and just. drop it off and be like this is for you. and don't say who it's from and he might. lowkey know it's from you but it's like. it's like under the table you know what. I'm saying yeah wow so maybe I'll tell. him at school on like the does it even. matter go Stella.
stop she's so over traumatic I know. she's. like yeah well here's the thing your. teacher I don't think it's really going. to matter if it's Anonymous now because. he's probably going to see. it no if he gives you an F because you. an F I say you cut that no$ 5,000 that. goes down to 3,000 I I love it to three. D I love him so much I feel like if. you're leaving your school though like. does it lowkey not matter oh yeah if. you're dropping out you could not. dropping out transferring to online oh.
my gosh what if I give him. 3,000 well that's 2,000 why do we go. down so what do you do what if we went. 2,000 up yeah but what if I give him. 3,000 for um being nice for being nice I. was just like you were nice to me I. think yeah I've been real nice to you. too I mean I loved him and like I he. just loves past tense yeah he's gone. would your parents let you give him like. $5,000 hopefully I I mean I'm doing it.
either way yeah I don't know about that. you know Harper was telling me Kinsey. and I were in the car with Harper the. other day and she had just gone car. shopping cuz she's turning 16 in like a. month or two so she's out looking at. Broncos and Broncos yeah she she was. looking at Broncos and she found one can. we also talk about her Snapchat. story your Snapchat story had Kai died. we were loving it what her private story. you guys aren't a part of it you were. like showing the car and stuff and it. was all cute and everything and then you.
get to one video and you're like yeah. I'm out like test driving like car. shopping you know and you hold the phone. up and you're in the passenger seat and. we're like why are you car shopping in. the passenger seat it was just so funny. it was cute but she she found a car she. really liked and she was like yeah I. think like we might end up going back. and getting it I was like what color is. it and she said it's a it's a white. Bronco but I want to get it wrapped pink. and I was like that's like really cute. you should and her she was like my. parents are really nervous about it. though because they think my car is. going to get keyed and I was like I mean. a very real possibility you know um when.
you're the only person in town driving a. big bright pink Bronco like that and. everyone knows harpera drive a pink. Bronco they're probably gonna key your. car and I'm gonna key cuz I'm G but then. her dad's like what her dad told her. like you realize when someone Keys your. car and you have a wrap on like that you. have to like it it's way more expensive. because you have to rewrap the whole car. and she's like I don't care it's my car. so she's getting a pink car hey you know. how you can give him. $5,000 it's 3,000.
okay well you know how you by the end of. this episode he get. nothing episode he getting a gift card. that's at the end of this episode he. owes her 3,000 fine fine 500 no I'm. getting I'm but well either way if you. do want to give him money I know how you. can do it and commit to your parents if. they say no you could be like you can. film a YouTube video out of it and then. that way the YouTube video will. hopefully make. $5,000 then you break even and he gets. $5,000 I don't want people to be like. she's just using us for money why what.
is happening there is like secret. convers handle her dog let me see your. phone there's secret conversations. happening right now I even have phone oh. she's mad because you kept texting her. to handle her dog well and then I was. mouthing it to her and she's like I. can't do anything I'm like just go get. it go do something that that is oh my. gosh what what I'm going to have to send. this to Alex this insane I'm not doing. that is he blowing you up like a. freaking. exboyfriend that's desperately want. kenie the dog and then he said tase her.
at full power oh my God you jerk you're. sitting over there and you're like it's. not working it'll work no I'm not tasing. her we've used it on ourselves it ain't. that bad is it. cash uh I don't like being tased just. tase her at full power no I'm kidding. what do you have it on like the little. static shop don't worry we'll give her. $5,000 afterward it's on the average. like middle one you know K well we put. it on cash and it didn't fix any of his. behavior so so I mean if you give me.
$5,000 got pretty straight after mini. yeah straight well K Stella keny and I. well I discovered I think lowkey the. reason you guys aren't very fond of dogs. oh yeah what I told you the other night. this this is a bull crap reason your own. fault yeah you brought this upon. yourself what I have a very good reason. for like not liking dogs dogs they so. much responsibility and and that's not. the reason the reason is they and pee. and throw up and they act like you're.
their slave and that they're An Almighty. king and you have to clean up after them. yes humans should not be picking up dog. poop no I literally like pick up your. poop guys at the at the live shows I'm. like so tempted to say something I. shouldn't what did you say like at the. show at the live show when you go live. like you can't go back you can't cut. wait Kate say why you think we hit the. other night cash I've known this about. cash but like he went into detail about.
this part of his childhood that I hadn't. really heard much about cash was a dog. breeder no he's not he was he was a dog. Breer dog Breer when breeder he decided. I'm sorry wait what did you think she. said dog reader no when he was 12 he. decided that he wanted to he decided his. dog and he will tell you their future I. don't read your dog is. p I'm called a PA reader one time my. friend we were downstairs and we were.
watching Dog with a Blog oh I love that. show just wait just wait the edit on. that show is crazy I know but her dog. Calvin he started talking and I swear. I'm not y'all think I'm crazy M's. getting mad I'm sorry Stella just let on. a wine and she was. like yeah dude Stella's downstairs. just y' she's broken because when she. was a baby I wouldn't let her like bark. or wine or anything dog shelters near me.
no stop and so now she like doesn't. really know how to bark or wine so it's. like clearly she knows how I no it's. broken or she'll cry and it's. like I found a dog shelter it's called. Highway. 75 but no the dog tell me about this. talking dog the dog legit started. talking I don't remember I don't. remember what it said that's what I was. about to say but it start yo I'm not. trying to say anything with the dog is's.
just I mean I don't know what to do what. do you want me to do no now he's going. to handle himself like a big man no I'm. hand yourself taking it off handle it. yourself off well we're back M and. Kenzie got into a heated argument and. they might separated no we're not all. right let's change topics the dog is. dead we taking care of 6 f00. baby crazy okay well anyways the talking. dog back to my story no I really like. the MAV keny conversation um I'd like to.
poke that bear a little. more I was talking about a talking dog. look at. me I'm not a lip reader I am a paw. reader so I do not know what you are. saying stop I said no stop do you. understand the words that are coming out. of my mouth I said no stop I did not ask. I did not ask for you to consent for me. to speak it is a free country well the. do please share my story I was going to. say. though is that Kindra so mad right now I. can see it in all y faces St was a good.
dog me and Harper are. chill good dog y'all stay mad okay ready. it's really too bad what happened to. herg look at M's eyes you can see he's. madit can you tell me what the dog see. M's eyes cuz his hair's guys guys I hate. to I hate to say this I hate to say this. we have like five different. conversations going okay and mine's the. best and I'm trying to give st e and I'm. just trying to finish mine oh my gosh. dog see the show I know but you didn't. get the part oh your dog didn't talk I.
promise you I can call her right now and. tell you what did it sound like did it. sound like me talking or was it like no. no no it was like hi my name is Kelvin. like I. remember like can I please call her and. like call who the friend that I was with. yeah I'm sorry I don't no it's okay um. no no please we really don't need to I. believe you I believe you I just want to. and that's the all time we have today. I'm microphone after that we'll have.
Chase come talk about aliens again can I. cash you are going to be so proud of me. just in Cas KY are you upset with. MAV upset with him because you hear that. not there's no. dog there ain't been a dog in about five. minutes somebody Harper's call it's just. because y'all have been yelling you. haven't been able to he she probably not. going to answer but are you calling the. person right. now y' can I tell you why you'd be proud. of me though oh I I'll be honest I. haven't even been listening to you once. you were conver ation oh man what's your.
story man um well I was going to talk. about your breed your your breeding days. oh me breeding dogs I was going to talk. about that I was a pimp one day Jack. Russell what about. it okay he bought he was like I'm going. to start breeding dogs and he bought. four dogs oh she's calling oh she. calling oh y now we can hear hey hey. fake story. Jac yeah oh uh right now I'm in the. podcast and I just want to talk we were. just really fast I just wanted get proof. that Calvin talked to us.
once what Calvin your old dog talked to. us yes you're watching dog with the BL. yes yes so let me get this straight as. you're watching a talking dog on TV you. look at your dog and you're like oh. talks too yeah do you know what he said. oh my God no I was literally talking to. him about this other day and they. thought I was crazy we sitting on my. couch and my the dog in the show was. like talking and all of a sudden Calvin. starts talking yeah told you okay well.
what did he say yeah what did he say. what did he say my God what did he say. no see that's that you know if my dog. talked I you best know I remember what. it said oh you were three okay no no. like seven no oh I mean this just story. lost all. credibility okay bye I'll see you. tomorrow when I was three a lot of. thanks talks too I kind of believe you. I'm telling you the way her friend was. like yes and we were watching dog with. the blog kind of kind of sold me exactly.
two friends that talked too LP and RP. hey Harper LP and R yeah are things. talking. now what things do you hear well oh is. that you would be proud of me n RP you. would be proud of right here baby never. left me I'm confused I don't understand. LP and RP what does that mean left pinky. right pinky I don't get it I I I mean I. don't really understand cash I draw. smiley faces on him all right uh need. all W snap. me oh well I mean that's really a cool. fact you want to open.
it don't open it why you look at me like. that like I'm not I'm 6 Ines away from. you I've been waiting for you to pay. attention to me oh no Mom and Dad are. fighting a she all right you have my. attention Okay so I bought something and. you ran out of it kidding I'm kidding. okay earlier this year I was at altered. state with Kinzie and I saw a bracelet. and I was like Kinsey I need the. bracelet I took a picture of the. bracelet on my wrist cuz I was like it. fits my bracelet stack perfectly but it. was like. 20 $30 I was like that's too expensive I.
won't get it guess what what you stole. it I got it I I robbed altered state. what the what do you mean I Rob I I. literally robbed them what the heck I. robbed them look this is the bracelet I. wanted bought it are you kidding me you. robbed them listen I you're going back. old days you klepto you stole that from. store I'm sorry about the dog breeding.
oh I I I'm off that you weren't. interested so I wasn't interested so I. left that so you shoplifted so I got the. bracelet you. shoplifted see K we going to have to. send you back to therapy no it was crazy. I was on the altered state website they. were having this huge sale this bracelet. guess how much this bracelet was 12 no. originally like 20 $30 guess how much. 12 final guesses five final guesses why. I know the correct answer guess. final guesses about what my bracelet how.
much it costed I'll be honest I wasn't. listening to the story my bracelet cost. I don't think that was correct uh my. bracelet that was. originally it was originally 20. something doar I got it it was a set of. two and I got it for. $124 wait how did you get it for that it. was on sale wait pause wait wait wait. wait how much did you pay for this last. 10 minutes of our conversation about I. almost bought it for full price how much. did you pay for shipping uh shipping was.
free to say shipping was $19 how much uh. how much other money did you spend on. the website so I placed a $500. order and shipping ended up being free. somehow yo you didn't get nothing for. free they robbed you I mean I have yet. to receive an apology cash wait no I. have yet to receive an apology because. wait a second no you didn't. no she did I don't think so you know.
what's crazy a couple days ago cash said. are you kidding me Kate spends way more. money than Kenzie Kenzie spends way more. money than Kate is what he said yeah he. said Kenzie spends way more money K Kate. doesn't spend anything Kate Kenzie. though Kenzie spends all your money I. was like I don't I really don't think. that's true uh yeah well what if you buy. no no here's the thing Kate buys a lot. of stuff in money and gifts but not. things for herself so was the $5 you. talking about Kate is she getting her. nails done oh she getting top was the. $500 for yourself I'm not getting Top.
Notch actually do you know how many. times I go in there and I want designs. like that on my nails but I know that's. going to be like 150 bucks she called on. your nails these were well see Chloe at. the nails is really nice Chloe at Milano. Nails Spa you are like my lover for real. for real she's so sweet she gives me a. discount every time seriously and then. also they gave me a gift card at. Christmas so I had 10% off and a gift. card so but how much did they cost like. before all that uh they were about a. hundred okay well mine are 71 with all I.
don't understand how I don't understand. how I promise she said I don't get. expensive like that 100 is with tip you. try to thr her the bus I tipped and it. was 89 okay so 89 so she's less than. yours and got the better Nails you. really try to throw her under the bus. and then she I'm saying that if I were. to go to if I were to go to the nail. salon and say I want that I just you go. to the expensive nail salon to nail. salon where my friends are at Chloe. Jason and Jeremy your friends that are. robbing you. me well back to the thing okay was the.
$500 in clothes for yourself or for see. maybe you guys should let me finish my. sentences because I didn't even get to. the best part can we shave tapes. head yeah I that was out of. pocket no um I got a $500 order but it. was all stuff that was on sale so my. $500 worth of product keep mind you this. was all stuff I looked at this year. listen let her finish let her finish off.
you feel better let me tell you I all. throughout the year I would go into. alter State I saw so many things I. wanted but I did not buy one time I was. looking at a pair of shoes I was like I. really want these $90 we don't care stop. glazing yourself $500 I got $500 worth. of product of stuff I wanted to buy. throughout the year we know that we know. you made that very clear we know you. spent $500 that wasn't the question at. all pretty C all of my $500 worth of. product that I I got on sale the total.
was shipping and everything stop. fighting can you guess what 500 I. thought you said it was 500 what do you. mean it was $500 worth of product and. then with all the because it was all on. sale CU I waited to get it at the end of. the year oh oh oh okay that makes okay. so you didn't spend $500 you should have. said so I literally was trying to say. that how much how much was it it was. about 120 what okay well you really gas. I mean you literally said I said how.
much did it cost you to get that much. and you said $500 it was $500 worth of. product and I for let me see your paw. hold. on your paw your paw is crazy yes it is. confirmed she is a pathological liar wow. sorry has anybody ever called you a n. check her receipts that's what I'd like. to see huh her credit card her receipt I. can I can pull it up real quick no no. it's okay we don't need to see your. credit card receipts but you know what. we do need to do in this episode. chop some hair chop some hair off chop.
yeah so Maverick's hair has been getting. awfully long if you guys couldn't tell. and all day today he was complaining. about how he needed a haircut so we. decided to just take care of it here. Maverick has volunteered himself I have. but the problem is nobody Fe nobody. hears a barber I knew he was going to. have cold feet I knew it a little bit. well I think you should only let me do. it no if anybody's cutting if anybody's. cutting his hair my to are very talented. no no no okay well my ex is a.
barber what your ex is a barber well. that's cool well where's he's going to. Cut's hair now heck no heck no he's. who's cutting his hair today me Harper. you want to cut it why did you tell me. he's a barber because I got lessons all. right you oh did you I did okay well M. are you still a willing participant uh. yes I am I need I need my haircut not. going to lie but nothing crazy no no no. just please just okay cut his hair.
sacrifice Maverick's hair for the better. of all good guys my hair has not been. cut it for the pl about a month before. our wedding so it is like been like six. or seven months something like that I. don't freaking know and my hair is. longer than it's probably ever been in. like let's see it dude your hair was. levitating earlier look at this look how. long it is oh wow wow I mean that is a. grease ball I've ever seen it has a. whole bunch of product nobody start a. lighter there'll be. when when was the last time you washed. your hair well I put a bunch of product.
in it to try to style it and the more. product I added when you did like when. you it's sticking out like Jimmy Neutron. for real yeah I was trying to like do. like the messy stuff I do but it was not. working it's a little too long so. there's a lot of gel a lot ofel off the. side no no just a lot no a little wait. here W Who whoo maybe we should like. wash it first or something here wait. wait wait M sit down who whoa whoa oh. that's a comb okay you freaking me out. man hey hey wait Harper sit on the couch. and then M you sit we should like clean. it first probably like wash it with like.
some water just want someone to rub. Let's Wet it down there's a lot of. product in here and I don't even know if. that comb is going to go through this no. no you're fine Maverick wait sit on the. ground so she can cut your hair guys. it's literally greasy that the comb is. dripping in grease ew This Also may be a. good time to mention that this the these. scissors in this comb came from Honey's. dog groomy kit you're using dog hairs. like a dog whoa well you just asked for. scissors to cut hair and I provided. seriously have no budget for this. podcast sit down even a real bar and let.
me do we have a spray bottle I feel like. you have to wet my hair down Barber's. wet my hair down who no wait I have a. spray bottle I have a spray bottle I. have spray bottle you asked for water I. was going to provide again provider. we're going to shove it over here I was. going to just throw it from here just. here's the thing I don't really know a. lot about cutting hair but I know they. spray my hair with water first they do. that I have water right here it can go. on your head sometimes going dry is the. best did you get that from Target I did. get this from Target yes oh oh what the.
don't you ever okay you that's what you. do to Stella you except worse cuz it. hurts her yeah now let me tase you too. dude put the water on him and tase him. at the same time hey hey hey oh my gosh. I can't believe we're actually going to. give him m a haircut I'm very excited. all right not no actually I scissors mat. we can't hear you they can hear me. hey who's back there don't cut nothing. yet let me think hold on. just cash what do you what's your mic.
what's going on listen Harper if you. take. any listen I for a second she doesn't. have the scissors in her hand the. scissors are on the couch I'm combing. your hair out okay well hold on I want. to know what you're going to do before. you touch my hair oh my gosh she's so. dramatic I'm just I'm just we're just. not on the top just hold the size wait. give you at least brush his hair funny. before you cut it all off don't brush it. wait he looks British don't make. me boy listen I'm at Burger King with my.
burger. Queen you do look like emo right now SP. in the back of his head just make it a. little witer matted too his hair is. matted the back why is it's so thick and. long they're back to when Maverick was. on brat TV and they slicked his hair. like that they did rat TV was wrong for. that dirty listen before you cut I want. to talk. okay oh why I mean what products are you.
using look like like a gel it's supposed. to make my hair messy so I think it's. mission. accomplished all right well can we chop. get started chopping man I want to see. some hair fall off I can't you going to. see from the back he looks crazy from. the should we get a phone angle on his. backside you not mess it up well I don't. know what you're doing I'm not done yet. we get a Fu okay I don't think you know. what you're doing I do I think you're. giving me my hair a weird part and. you're going to make my part really.
weird what are you doing I'm did you cut. no yeah she's got a chunk of your hair. in her hand no M she's not cutting she's. using a comb yeah all right before no. you're about to cut AR you put the. scissors down listen that's the how do. you expect her to cut your hair without. scissors in her hands I feel like we. need like some sort of like how to do it. I know how to I've cut my own hair for. many years Harper if you cut my hair bad. I'm I'm I'm here I'm not going to let. her make. if you if you mess up my hair I'm going.
to mess up your hair remember well. Harper's cut her own hair on the Pod. before I will take scissors and I will. chop all your fre to did you just cut my. hair yep no you didn't no you didn't oh. my God you're cutting my hair oh my. goodness she cut my hair hor don't do. the top just do the bottom you said you. were going to cut a little don't cut a. lot I. I whatever you do to me I will do to you. chop it off come on remember that the. scissors kind of suck well they're meant. for a dog oh my go wait wait wait they.
they can't do it in the front why are. the scissors meant for a dog how scors. you got to turn around M yeah this is. boring do it in the front scissors suck. hey Harbor Harbor chop off some in the. front wait no no no not the front take. his bangs and. just ready like here wait no no no no. back here back here back here please all. right make it. interesting Harper. I'm going to need a full haircut this is. a boring haircut man you cut off so much.
I'm done with this w. w I will I I will shave your head so. fast Kate Marie we need better scissors. we need this like kitchen scissors you. have that uh we do I have some scissors. I did Christmas part let me cut a spot I. I trust no not with that I'mma fade you. real not no I don't want real ni I do. trust you with the scissors though no. trust me with a fade no no fade look. I'll fade. myself.
look oh no oh no oh no that's pretty. short. what wait was that. bad really yeah ly I don't feel I think. it needs more no cash Cas cash no no. cash cash cash no don't do please Mt at. least like can get his hair fixed like. you have no hair to fix okay well there. goes yes oh what Maverick has hair to.
cover it up or he can go to a barber and. get it fixed you do not hey it's my hair. I do what I want give me that what. you're just going to have a BAL SP at. least let me do it all right at least. let me do it somebody give me a haircut. let me let me just not the front not the. front not the front the yeah yeah do it. with this don't do that thing no I know. how to cut hair I don't think you do why. do I have this then okay good luck. no I can't listen you're top just the. back don't you stay away oh Harper what.
that's not even an inch it's okay yeah. like y' that ain't going to do nothing. oh I just need you guys are going to get. nowhere he C his hair that much just an. inch off please just an inch just one. inch off please much what you how much. was. that you are definitely not a barber no. I am with scissors give me the scissors. give me the SC knows how to do watch. watch here we go ready I know exactly. how yeah I know exactly M I know what. I'm doing right there that's my please.
give him a b. cut yeah okay give him a bow cut that. would be so funny just a little bit like. not much here man right here hey cash. how long you been doing this man uh. what' you say how long you been doing. this uh I've been cutting hair for about. uh I feel so left out 30 seconds now I'm. going to come sit here yeah all right. ready who's the most famous hair you cut. before okay you know what we're just. going to do like this do what no oh my. God what are you doing oh my God give me.
the. scissors CH on eay for. 9.99. me where's the more than an in no let me. there you go there's some more Cas do a. big chunk from the back there's some. more just do this here I feel like. you're really butchering it the way. you're doing it no. trust now. thish do this here okay okay it feels. very.
choppy are you going to get a haircut. anytime soon there we go well that's. what this was supposed to. be guys this is a lot of hair oh oh. sorry gosh it's stuck well uh somebody. doesn't have very high quality scissors. the scissors are stuck in my hair oh. sorry yeah Barber is going to think. you're crazy okay okay that's enough off. the. top a little bit more the scissors keep. getting stuck in my hair here you do. some no no yeah yeah let me just do some. up from the back bro stop just go crazy.
like this Harper but that was a big. chunk Harper oh my goodness look how. short that is okay yeah that one was a. little bad that was crazy here let me. give me the no here give me the you. would be next next KY he's my own. brother I would never hurt him don't do. it please please please please. listen oh my gosh look at how much hair. we've got maybe we should do a different. thing for this episode give me okay I.
promise k cut Alex's hair or something. okay let me show you something I'll. actually cut it for real I did I I. actually do know how to cut I was I do. know too I was troll no please not so. short not so short I TR I trust I'm not. I'm not. watch yeah check that. out okay okay that's good that's good. that's great I can get your bangs right. I think I think this needs to go though. my. gosh okay I mean this is so much yeah oh. my good oh stop throw the more you throw.
up here the scareder I am all of this. needs to she almost cut your artery in. your neck what no no more no more that's. enough guys really I think it's good. enough like I think you guys did really. good I think we should stop now but on a. scale one to 10 how much you like your. arteries he he needs that to be. shaved y'all lost the comb he needs all. that what have y'all been using uh I'm. about to fix you up don't worry get that. so we can shave the bottom of his. head no no no no no no come trust the.
process no use that on somebody else hey. I volunteer Alex's tribute it's all for. Alex gigs I want to see you tested first. Alex I just tested it on myself you have. to come on Alex come on buddy do. anything to you come on come on Alex. let's go we're going to cut Alex's hair. now oh no hey I want to see it tested on. somebody else bird'll be fine fine. welcome to the barber shop everybody oh.
no Kate's behind the camera Kate please. don't ruin everything all right s right. here bud no no welcome to the barber. shop no I think I really want it to see. it tested by Maverick first okay look. I'll show you a little I want to see how. short it would be I want I want. to no that I want to see on skin no I. got it do it on me I have some hairy. arms no I want it on your hair I want it. on do it your hair if it won't cut. anything. ready oh no you got to push it down you. you got you got to I won't cut you I. won't turn towards the camera so they. can see it's going to be too short no no.
we got it we got it there's hair all. over all you got to do is show me this. how much you want and that's what you. get you save your eyebrows that's what. you get K come sit down you're not a. camera I want to be a camera man. camera's F no no you stay here too you. stay here too K come on no unfortunately. I I think I think I need you to shave. your eyebrow you must shave your eye I'm. okay I'm def not shaving my eyebrow I'll. I'll let you cut my hair however you. want I'll let you do whatever you want. you got to shave your. eyebrows I'll let you do what whatever. you want whatever you want to yeah I.
mean's butchering you over I'm doing. good what's the back look like all right. Alex straight line no I will literally. let you do whatever you want to my head. if you if you shave your eyebrows I'll. let you do whatever I won't even go get. another haircut I won't even go get a. haircut I can't shave my eyebrows I. won't cut it for a month after you no. I'm going to shave my. eyebrow ready oh my good it's not going. to three two two on my timing three. two one shave it no obviously I'm not.
doing that well y'all really you were. going to let me oh I knew you weren't. going to do it oh all right let's get to. Alex's haircut no but you have to shave. half of your eyebrow at least the Bott. shaving my eyebrow at least the bottom. half all. right Alex when was the last time you. had a haircut probably since your. wedding a little bit that wow you guys. are on the same hair schedule I mean. yeah I mean and yall are getting it cut. together again this is fantastic just. show me how much you want no no not up.
there like this I want to know how long. that is if you push it down it doesn't. matter I I'll measure it no but I just. want how long it is if you go to skip 18. mm how so what is that I don't know it's. 18 millim worse I can go to a real hair. [Music]. person would make it better right I. think you should get the ball that's not. very long whatever that don't you want. to just like restart yeah yeah but yeah. but like that's a little that's a little. short for it hair grows back Alex so do.
eyebrows normal dude I mean I mean you. got you CH oh you're you're going to. look worse than you need me to do it I'm. telling. you so bad sits up it's fine yeah y all. freaked me didn't you don't look over. you you all freaked up my hair here I'll. take a picture I'm going to take a. picture so so we can show never let your. friends cut your. hair it's like a straight line across. the back of his head yeah K like I made.
a straight line you're not supposed to. sweetheart look likez when he oh no it. literally is like an Edgar cut you're. not supposed to give straight lines it's. supposed to be round I'll let Kate do it. I don't trust you you want me to push. down no no you don't push down I just. don't think I trust you unfortunately. you're done to. sweetheart and it we'll just go like. this all the way. back I think it'll be fine oh really. let's see you do it you shck an eyebrow. I'll let you do whatever you want to my.
hair same offer stands I won't even get. a haircut I I won't get air a little bit. fine I've got. PL oh. ohy oh that looks like AR's french fry. what the it's gone wait I didn't even. know what happened okay we got to do we. got to that's like a form of. buling this has got to be illegal no. ready okay no you could donate it oh my. gosh that's so much all right here ready. do you want me to press down not all the.
way down I want to see how short it is. yeah yeah don't do it super short the. first where did this come from the first. all right here here Al Alex I'm so sorry. it's water did you not wait you can walk. away now and just go go get your hair. cut really I got a great I got a great. don't walk away Goods I got a great let. me do a tiny bit on your neck and then. you can see how short it is no no no no. don't push it down all the way you can't. see you can't see this hair under there. either way on your neck. y you're supposed to do it like this so.
it does not so close to his head no I. just want to know how short it is if you. push it all the way down uh it's you're. going to have about that much hair and. then whenever you that then use the next. piece to I think that's too short right. think it'll grow out I mean do you want. to do a buzz so will yours yeah yeah. your eyebrows would go. brag right yeah yeah be fine you could. full send it just go buzz but like you. were had every episode they let's just. full send it out I mean you you. definitely to I mean don't let anybody. peer pressure you into getting a buzz I.
just want to know how short it is first. I mean like. needest see Cash's hair on his head on. the back it's that long no no push it. down to your skin no no no you're you. got to okay see how it's going to now. run it up keep. going oh stop okay stop keep going keep. going okay so it'll be shorter than your. hair okay that was so it'll be shorter. than your hair it's going to be right. there all the way around SL Shor I mean. the Top's got to be longer than that no. you'll be fine okay then let's just Alex. within a month it's all back your hair. grows so fast let's just do the sides.
think Alex it was like this it was your. hair was this short like a couple months. ago I me yeah you'll be butchered for a. good. month all right let's just go let's just. go all right ready crazy I'm scared we. go no not all the way I want to do it. lightly first I feel like you should cut. some and then do lightly first lightly. first let me see. how oh no. okay yeah yeah we're good straight get. wet for this I don't know I don't think.
so don't I don't know how they do it. straight down the middle ready you. should go that way you got to go. straight back ready straight back is. crazy that's what he wait I want to see. this from the. front wait wait before you do it before. you do it wait they don't love you like. I love you they with the middle part. like me they don't love what are you. doing middle I said there go before you. guys lose your minds okay all right. this is crazy boy alex is taking one for.
the team oh my goodness this is going to. make me cry all right here we go we are. going to shave Alex's hair right down. the middle of his head let's go not all. the way down the first time unpaid what. do you mean like don't push it all the. way down I just want to see yeah you can. do. it stresses me out I just this first. okay that's. crazy saying okay push the push okay. push the back. push the back down all the way first I. want to see how short it is in the back.
don't go all the way up to the top of my. head though cuz it's still. savable that's good wait hold I got do. oh you're chilling long no no hold. on that's at least an inch and a half no. not an inch and a half but it's like. it's like that's fine it's like this. long that's long it's actually very how. long is it Kate I it's this long look. Kate you're going to be fine it's like. an. inch who comment down below if you.
wanted to shave his head that's it's. like an inch to a half inch that's. plenty long okay go go from the front is. it too short for the top no okay just. run it I guess what yes yes all right. here we go I'm going be in a hat for a. month we're going to buz Alex's head. going to be in a hat hey you can have a. buy really I just take your hat actually. uh. no all right oh no this is crazy do it. please here we go ready Pap scissors who. get to do.
it I really want to I've dreamed of. doing this for long together do it. together put your hand on. it wait wait his brother is cutting a. cousin's hair no big deal ready oh no no. I really feel like you're doing I have. to guide it let me guide it let me guide. it all right ready here we go y'all. doing it together two one it's going to. be so short slow oh my God my it's too L. to back out no I mean unfortunately I'm. unsavable oh oh no y pushing down pretty.
hard here does it hurt that's actually. not that short pretty. short you might end up having I got look. at that oh no oh no we're cooked it's. Buzz yeah we're cooked oh it's not that. bad no you look good you're good you. look good uh uh-huh no you're good oh my. gosh he looks like my. dad oh my. goodness guys a person under this hair. oh my God that's C okay leave it like.
this leave the back on it's so short no. it's still pretty long wait wait wait do. the middle it look Al Al is crazy cash. do the middle but leave the Sid he looks. like one of those no he looks like one. of those old people that like make the. laws like George Washington sorry guys. the camera's cut for Earth our power. turned off so the cameras went off for a. second but we are back now and Alex's. hair is not back oh oh why is that the. size of a miniature do okay please can. you let me start look like a lion.
swallowed a cat a hairball if I can just. start trimming the to no that's crazy no. no there's long pieces that need finish. cutting the side just finish it's uneven. I was going to start getting it even. just finish cutting the side just just. take it dude Chase said he looked like. honey that's. crazy oh my go but why do he accurate. though wait catch just leave like let me. you're not. leaving I'm painting him good hit me.
with a fade let M do something he looks. like a puppy dog do something but I feel. like we should leave all that no you're. cutting it I feel like we need to leave. that I'll cut it myself wait wait wait. wait before you cut it before you cut it. want take a picture why are you taking a. picture of that because this is going to. be my new contact. photoex look at me that's crazy wait can. you send that to me oh don't.
no holy cow that's that's his bad that. is dang this. is this he's not can you guys can you. guys let me do it thing is dying Alex oh. that's not good I I turn it back. on let me do it wait no it's actually. dying let me plug it in it's dead I mean. it's not even coming on now well do I. plug that in well it it's dead and now. Ken's taking scissors too with us. wao okay that was CRA okay yeah yeah.
yeah yeah yeah it was not too deep but. I'm in plug in do you not want me to. plug it buddy go I'm going to plug it in. now yeah we plug it in but I'm In Too. Deep so. deep all that might be a little it's not. too. short well he. well now what girl.
what what is that do that side what are. the footage is in there I'm so nervous. yeah guys we uh when the lights went out. a while ago we don't know if all the. footage shaved of us butchering Al his. hair so that's kind of scary yeah so if. you're watching this on the clips. Channel or wherever you're watching this. uh there was more to it there was. more where we're at. now. well all right K's actually braiding his. hair you look that's actually crazy.
leaving the braid. is this charger doesn't fit what I'm get. charger doesn't. fit so. it's unfortunately Alex you're going to. be left like that but I can also take. some scissors to it no no that's his. brain's kind of hard leave the braid. that's all right yeah leave the braid. leave the bra honestly honestly you can. you can just charge the thing um excuse. me is the thing plugged in all right.
Harper you're next come here it doesn't. fit really what do you mean it doesn't f. imagine did charger do you have the. right charger saying IM shave this and. had just like my hair out oh that would. be so bad like what Alex has going right. now yeah but even longer dang K's. actually braiding this nice I got to. picture this oh no that's kind of hard. keny's hair in the middle part looks so. good thank. you oh my gosh you got me with that I'm. sorry I just dude his braid just comes.
off my goodness imagine she scissors in. her hand that was revenge for earlier. guys she sprayed me in the face a spray. bottle is so annoying Alex don't look at. it don't look at it it'll just make you. sad well can we just plug this. init wait look I got to take a pict the. p over there it didn't fit it's way stop. turning my man really is hoping this. charger.
fits the charger fits perfectly M oh. really I didn't know that that's weird. that's suspicious that's really. suspicious man let's see this what is. that it's the battery that's really. weird the charger works oh yeah that's. really weird man I mean oh phone K could. you grab my phone got his hair just. thrown on you his hair my. thr his hair is in my throat oh hell St. help stop it open your mouth all right.
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