Harper and Mavericks Best Moments!

Watch as we defend your son. I have no. fight left in me. Fight. Go. Come on. Oh, and Kenzie, we got to call off the. wedding cuz I don't know if she wants to. get married at all anymore. That's good. enough. Listen, my heart can't take. this. Okay. Okay. Ready? It's a joke. Uhhuh. Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay, it's.

gone. There's no way it comes back. What? Spill on him. Oh. Oh. Oh, she got it. Oh my god. You look like the Tesla truck. You're a 21-year-old man and you're. still obsessed with dinosaurs over.

there. Why are you being so mean? I. promise you, Kate, I do not care. He. doesn't care. Like, it's almost like I. know your husband more than you do. What? [Music]. Three, two, you got it. Oh, yeah. See, look. She did it. Oh my. gosh. See, it's really good. She. actually did it. I did not expect you to. be actually What just happened? Yeah, I. know. I tried it yesterday. I didn't do. it. Maverick's turn. My turn. Try it.

All right, M. I want to see something. good. Okay. I want to see something. good. Okay. Okay. What was that? Well, you can. start on the ground. How did you bend. like that? Yeah. Always try to do the. Matrix that way. It's not the Matrix. It's a back bend. You look You look You. look like the Tesla truck. [Laughter]. She just said he looks like a cyber. truck.

All right. I'm going choose to be nice. to you right now. Wait, he did it though. He did. Kick. He's hurting me. It was a great try. All right, Harper. What's your biggest. six of all of us or our biggest six for. you? So basically like I'm I'm trying to. think. Um my biggest to myself is that.

what the No, not you right now. I can't. think. She can't think in like I don't. like myself. My biggest No. Okay. I'm. trying to think. Um biggest ex in guys. is like when they No, no, no. Like us. Oh. Of y'all. Okay. Dude, she like is method acting and she. keeps breaking character. Um, my biggest. ick. And Kate is nothing cuz she's. perfect and she's my best friend. Oh, thanks girl. Any Anyways, um, thanks.

girl. Cash. Thanks, girl. Here comes the. bad one. Yeah, mine will be worse. Whatever yours is, mine's going to be. the worst. I'll take it like a chair. Cash is hands. Yeah. What am I? You say. handsome. No. No. Hey, he's married. Yeah, his hands are icky. My hands I. mean, why are you always dogging on me. about my hands? They're so white. Oh, wait. What? And then M. Yo, hold on. Oh, wait. Um, Mav.

uh when he smacks. Oh, that was a good one. That's not. true. Everyone does that. And I don't I. don't do that at all. She only says that. because you say that and then you only. say it because she said it. You've. literally done it on the podcast before. You've been eating. No, not true. You've. admitted to it though. This is literally. a mass match. He just to it. I'm pretty. sure you admitted to it on the podcast. Now they're trying to gaslight me into. that I adic. Hey, no one's gaslighting. you. Even though Even He's over there. like, "Yeah, it didn't happen." No one. No, I mean gaslighting. Specifically. said, "M, your words. Don't touch me.

like that." Your words. Hey, buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy. We should have. never taught him how to flirt, guys. Now. he's trying it on me. Okay, buddy. Is it. the one time I literally got caught up. on my words? I was like, I don't know. what I'm saying. And then nothing came. out and I was like, well, that's. embarrassing. Please, no one point it. out. And then you did. No, you didn't. say that's embarrassing. No one point. out. Kate goes, "What was that?" Yeah, I. was hoping no one would point it out. In. my head, I was like, "That's. embarrassing. I hope no one points that. out." M's embarrassed of his ex, guys. No, I just started to say something and. then had to switch cuz someone was. talking over me and I just panic. First.

time you've ever told me that you wish I. wouldn't have said it. And if I would. have known in the moment, I wouldn't. have said it. I just panicked and it. just came out. My intentions are never. to hurt you. Why can't it was meant to. be more like ah, but then I was in the. middle of saying something else and it. just came out more like a Anyways, I'm. going to I'm going to play the video for. you guys like this but even worse and so. I think it's just from like catching. things. What things did you. catch hearts? Oh my god. Wait, get. ready. Get ready first. No, not let me say what I wanted to say.

Immediate. I think I could do some crazy VBR while. I'm shivering. Rolling in the deep. Crazy. There's a fire starting in my. heart reaching a fever pitch and it's. bringing me out the dark. Finally, I can.

see it crystal clear. What? You want me. to stop? That was a knee slammer. Why? I. said pitch. By the way, guys, for. everyone that's going to say I said a. bad word, the lyric is pitch. P I P I T. C H. Like you pitch a softball. Yeah, a. fever pitch. And it's bringing me out. the dark. Well, now that we clarified. that we don't swear. Wait, Harper, can. you verify that like we don't swear off. camera? M does. What are you talking. about? What are you talking about? I'm. constantly getting dog. Like she just.

makes stuff up. This is crazy. This is. crazy. Yeah, she just threw you out of. the bus. I'm going to show my rock. That's right. I don't got them. This is. a long time ago when I was a child. I just want to say thank you guys so. much for making this tour possible. I. love you guys so much, man. I'm so. grateful for everything you guys have. done for me. I love you guys. Okay, that. was that was Why are you drooling? You.

just drooled. Oh, I've been seeing that. one. He just drooled onto my phone. Oh, you didn't see the drooling made out of. his mouth. It was like 3 ft long. He. just drooled onto my phone. I'm sorry. You guys know Oh my goodness. Okay. And. I'll be honest, I thought it was going. to be way worse than that. You guys have. problems. What the freak is this? No, no, no. dog. That thing is shaking. We need towels.

What the hell is this so strong? Fight, Gerald. Fight. Cuz I can't. I can't. I have no fight. Watch as we. behead your son. I have no fight left in. me. This is like the fifth Gary this has. happened to. Oh, fight Gerald. Fight. Oh, nice you. Hey, it's okay. Edna. Edna. Edna. I can't do it right.

My knees aren't like that. Yes, you can. That's Edna. Wait, why? Well, turn. around. Turn around. Be Edna. Your back. is so round. You punch your back so. hard. Your back is so round. Before this. podcast started, y'all missed it. C was. trying to like get Harper in frame and. he's like, "Wait, sit like a C." And she. goes, like she automatically knew what. he meant. So strong. Do it. Do the. handstand. Go up to a handstand. Look at. her toes gripping so hard. Go up to a handstand. Oh. Well, I can.

from here. Yeah, you're probably just. like, "Oh, yeah. You're so strong." Show you. Ooh. Ooh. Ah. Okay. No. I really liked watching. You. watched all three videos all the way. through. Wow. Cash made all three of my.

girlfriends leave. Oh, what? What the. came out of nowhere, Maverick. Yeah. What the That was like pretty uncalled. for. I mean, he did see a picture. No. Man, wait. He's like had these feelings inside for. like the last like four years. Ever. since he's been super sick. Now that we. got it seemed like a good time to let it. out, I guess. No, we're like talking. about YouTube and he goes, "Cash ruined. my life.". Cash ruined my life. You lost all my.

girlfriend. I didn't even make your. girlfriends leave. That's what you You. broke up with your girlfriends. How did. I make you leave them? You me. No, I don't I don't know what that mean. I don't know what he said. He had a lot. of looked up the rug. He definitely made. them angry. Uh made him what? You did this to them. in the mornings. Yeah, you you scared people.

You scared them away. You weren't. supposed to. Okay. Well, anyways, you know, this is. how long my hair is. Wow. Well, anyways, I don't think that even showed up. This. show how long my hair is. Oh, wow. Pretty crazy. It was real. I saw Kate's face and I. think she thought it was real for a. second. What has five toes and it's not your. foot? Oh,

I don't know what. My foot. I know. You have five toes. Why did you laugh so. hard about that? That was funny. I. thought it was going to go somewhere. completely different. I have big calves. Look at mine, guys. Yeah, mine are. bigger. Wait, you got to throw them like. this way so the camera can see it. Oh, can we turn around? No. Harper. Yours. Whoa. Why is Harper's calves like. muscly? Whoa. Harper. Dude, what is. Whoa. She's flexing on y'all. There's an. alien in Harper's calf. Literally so. muscular. What kind of muscular? Wait,

wait, wait, wait. Do that again. Show. the camera. Okay, guys. I don't know if you look like the. rock when he flexes his pants. I think. the girls need to arm wrestle. What? I. can stay here as long as I want. Matt's. struggling. He's like this. He's like, you're not going to knock me over. Oh. Oh my gosh. No. Enough of your form of bullying.

I'm not arching nothing. I would never. arch my back. Whoever wins. So, let's do. how many people we can do this and. whoever wins. Please just do that again. No. No. First one to 10. Ready? 10. Yeah. First one. Wait, what am I doing? Wait. Show mar. It's a light switch. Ready? Yeah. And we can do this. Wait. Don't grab the back. Don't grab the. back. That thing's about to break. No. Me and Joe already broke it. It's fine. It holds. No. No. No. Don't grab it. Don't worry. No trust. Me and Joe. No. thanks. Okay. Just don't grab it, though. Yeah. It's too easy. Or All.

right. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Done. First of all, I totally beat you. First of all, you're not even done. Look. at you. Neither one of y'all finished. the motions. Y'all just did this. This. is what y'all did. Okay, fine. Ready? Three, two, one. What? You can't see me. No. Wait. Three. Wait, guys. All right. How far my back can arch? Child, please. listen. Okay. Enough of your games.

We This is a podcast and we're not going. to play these stupid games. All right. We'll be taking it seriously. Okay. It's. time we start taking this podcast. seriously. Child, please. It's just Can I poke this leaf in my. mouth or in my eye? Yeah. Go for it. Wait. Hold on. Oh, I'm surprised she's just now thought. of this. Oh, that looks like it hurt. Did I grab it? Retry. What? What do you. mean you just did it? No, I need to. actually grab it down with me.

Oh. Oh. Oh, she got it. Oh my god. That. was in between her eyelashes. She got. gripper on that thing. How are we. cheating? They're cheating. What? E Harper, close your mouth. E, Harper. Harper. Wait, you messed this to the office. today? Yes, because she sent me down. She's like, "Hey, did you sneak into. detention?" And I was like, "No.

detention. They're delusional." And I. was like, "Hey, I'm sorry. My friend. wanted me to go to lunch detention, so. she was. sneak." Okay. Okay. Why is that wrong to. sneak into detention? There's something. wrong with that. Maybe I didn't read my. book, so I had to go to detention. She. self-s served her self-deterved. I've been a bad kid. You voluntarily go. to detention, and so then they're going. to give you detention. It's so annoying. No. Classical women can never make up. their mind to hang out with her friend. It's because I was going to hang out.

with my friend, but my friend got in. trouble in detention, so she got tooken. out. So, I was in detention all by. myself for the whole lunch period. So, did you get detention for sneaking into. detention? No, I got detention for an ID. infraction. Like, oh my gosh, you know. that I go to the school. I'm the famous. one. Sorry, I was joking. That was a joke. I. was totally joking. Got Yeah, you're. you're more humble than that. Yeah. Um, I got to say I got to say I should have. took my chance when I had it with him. No, with Maddox. What? With Maddox? What. the I thought I thought you didn't like.

him. I do. A Are you just saying this. for clout? No. I feel like you're just. saying this for clout. I don't feel like. she is. Yeah. I don't feel like this is. I don't feel like this is authentic at. all. I'm literally not saying it for. clout. Like I literally should have took. my chance when I had it. Yeah, you. should have. I tried to tell you. Hey, wait. Wait. I'm Wait. Did you ever have. a chance though? Like what do you mean you should took. your chance? Like it wasn't like he was. like Arper, will you go out with me and. you said no? Like that doesn't happen. You mean like what?

His video he he edited it with he um he. stitched it or he um dued it with me and. then in the in the things in the things. he it says #marper. He made up his own. ship name. Maddox. Oh, well, you know that song is. like the alien princess in my alien. attire. No, I only know I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. No, it's it's like it's. like the stars, the light, the fire, my. alien princess in my alien attire. She. did it again. Her kneecaps does like a.

180. She's slapping herself with her. I. can do this. Watch. Ready? Oh. Oh my. god. She about to take flight. Oh, I. like that. She literally could fly away. That's just rotating your arm. Hey Harvard, remember when you were. like, "Y'all want to see a party trick?". And you slammed yourself on the ground? Dude, I was just thinking about that. Yeah. And the painting fell. Yeah. Can. you do another party trick? Okay. Not. that one. Do a new one. A new one? Yeah. You got party tricks. A new party trick. I'm trying to do I got a good party.

trick. Okay. All right. Ready, everybody? I'm ready. She like spits on. cash or something. Oh, please don't do. that. No. He's kind of helpless right. now. Way to do torture Cash cuz his head. is out. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. What just happened? Actually, full sin. Have you try that? Yeah, painting's still up. I'm not. impressed. I guess I'm so Oh, we drilled. that face. Replay the moment. Replay the.

moment when Harper did that last time. and the painting fell. It was uh I guess. it's replaying, dude. That was Matt. Matt, you knew. that. Just land on your butt like Oh, that's so terrifying. Actually, that. that hurts. No, do it, man. I'll do it. Break your tailbone. Yeah, let's play it. first. I feel like we're watching a. magic trick, man. Pretty cool. Yeah. You. know, when David Bla like swallows the. goldfish and stop eating, honey. It's. loud. Oh, sorry. Right, guys? I'm ready. Uhhuh. Okay.

You're smacking, Cash. Okay. It's gone. It's gone. Oh, it's like stuck in your. throat. Ready? I can still talk though. There's. no way it comes back. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. Wait, y'all. I. thought she was just hiding on her. tongue. I saw that come out of her. throat hole into her tongue. That was. disgusting. I honestly don't even know. what's like a mama bird just feeding her.

just swims right up, you know. Yeah, but. I mean it's it's still in the thought. process and everything. We'll see if I. don't have any lines. We're just group. singers. I literally just played the. drums. Let's keep it that way. Not kidding. All right. Um, she said. Harper, stop picking up your skin. I'm. just itching myself. Harper looks like. the bear that goes out. Got her. Guys, uh, guess what? What? What? Today. I told my mom that I got sprayed by a. fart spray today at school. Wait, did.

you actually? Yeah, my mom read it. My. mom read it as, "Mom, I just sprayed a. fart everywhere. I need to get picked. up. So, she came and picked me up. So, she came and picked me up and said, "Honey, why is it in your hair? Why are. you smelling your hair?" "Mom, somebody. fart sprayed me." "Yeah, where where's. the farts?" Oh, somebody fart sprayed. you. Yeah, somebody hit you with a fart. spray. So, did she think you fart? Somebody sprayed me everywhere with fart. spray. That is hilar. Did the school get. shut down? I mean, that stuff's dead. It.

was disgusting. Wait, did she think that. you pooped your pants? Yes. My mom and. my mom and my mom thought has that. happened before? Yes. Oh no. Sounds like. you've been picked up for that before. So my mom, she's used to that happening. So she usually just comes straight to. the school, but this time she was a. little late cuz she had to tell my. sister about it. And my sister was sick, running a fever. So Reese was also. having the Hershey squirts while I was. at school. Oh my goodness. That's a. funny name for it. I'm not even going to. cap. I mean, that is pretty funny. Why.

are you putting your sister on blast? Oh, your sister loves you so much. I. bet. I bet she just loves you. Such a. good name. I wish you wouldn't have said. that because now Cash is going to be. walking around saying that. And like, hey, but it's okay cuz I relate to you. because that happens to me at the gym. You know, like the Sometimes you got to. bring extra pairs of. pants. Joy, your paint got all over my. pants. Paint on my pants, Joy. I don't understand. It was all yellow.

What? Oh, I ain't. Oh my gosh, her arm is gone. Her arm is. gone. Oh no, her arm is gone. Here's your arm. I found your arm. There. you go. This is the wrong arm. This is her left. hand. It's fine. Hey, you have two left hands. I'll help you. reattach. Come on. What's What's going. on right now? Just give her a hand. Why do I feel like we're watching an. episode of The Office right now? What?

Mom is bleeding. I don't think that's I. I don't know. I don't think that's going. to fit. I don't think her arms going to. fit back on. It's okay. Don't worry, guys. I'm an arms dealer. You're an arm dealer. It's going to fit. I don't I know how to. do this. I do this for a living. Okay, here we go. A There you go. Now you got two left. hands. Oh, I'm so glad she's better now. And I'm glad her arm is almost touching. the floor. You look like Slenderman with. that arm, dude.

Oh, you look like Slender. Y'all see. Slenderman like that? It doesn't. Well, I know cuz it's not your real arm. It really doesn't. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you have the right. to bear arms. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, enough of the arm jokes. What are we. actually going to tell? Those are. getting out of hand. Yeah. They might. cost you an arm and a leg. Well, everywhere else either uses their.

hand or a bud. I think in Italy, bro, I. could not use a bud. I was Yeah, me. neither. No. Why? I've always wanted to. use one. I don't My mom walked in on me. using the bud and I got in trouble. You. got in trouble? What? She didn't want. water going straight up my butthole. Harper. No, that's valid. I don't know. what you say. That's why I won't use one. either. What if it wasn't purified. water? Yeah. What if it's got meal? Might catch a DNA or something. One. thing. What thing? Just watch. Clip.

this. Please don't pull your hair out. Harper. No. No. You're about to Listen. Hold on. Listen. Listen. Wait. I'm. listening. Wait. What are you? Why? What? Why are they whispering? They. always whisper. Okay. You're about to go. do your first movie. You don't need your. hair falling out. Well, I know that. But. also, don't pull your hair out. Harper, don't do that. Don't. Mom. Her mom. That's a big that Put it down. Put it. down. Harper, put it down. Put it down. Put it down. Harper, your mom is.

snapping at you. Your mom is Oh. Oh my. god. Come on. Oh, you are getting You're. never allowed back on the show after. this. I just Your mom is getting so mad. Oh my goodness. Don't do that. You see the dots on my. scalp? How did that make me want to throw up? Mom, don't cry. Don't cry, Mom. Mom, chill out. Stop, Harper. Mom. No. That's. That's like terrifying.

Comes. in. That's Alyssa. Violet used to be. your chick. Wait. Hey, those cars like. yours on your leg. You knew it was. he said your fans watch with your. babysitters. What? I tried to be a. model. I don't I don't know the Okay. And he's like, "Hey, Kinsey, would you. ever want to um go get dinner maybe. sometime like on a date?" And I was.

like, "Uh." And before I could answer, he says it like three more times. And I. didn't say it three more times. That's crazy. Listen, listen. What? Would you like to get dinner on a date? Like, do you want to get on a on a date. in dinner and like we could have dinner. like on a date? Like what do you what. that's not how Anyways, I respond and I. thought I was being funny because he. said date so many times. You were. definitely nervous. Why do you think I. was nervous? Cuz you said so many times. I did not. No, that's not that's nothing. to do with being nervous. Uh you nervous.

right now. It makes you look better. It. makes you look better. It makes everyone. think I'm He was probably like, "You. want to go on a date?". That is not true. You want to go on a. date? Or when she said yes, he was. like do date. You want to go on a date? Um date. Yeah, date. This is not the. roast of Maverick Baker. That's not what. this episode is. Oh, you ready? Watch. Ready? Wait. [ __ ] Wait. Wait. Let me Let me do.

something funnier. Funnier or. [Music]. She's looking for the phone. She can't. find it, but she wants to turn off the. alarm. That's so mysterious. You're like. in a white room with white floors and. white walls with crystals. [Laughter]. Like you have tall socks on. Is that. what you were going for? No. You ready, Harper? But I wouldn't hold it like not. too Well, don't hold it over him cuz.

then you're just going to spill on him. No. way. Yank. What letter are you trying to. do? I just won. All right. Ready? You're. going to try to pour. All right. That's not going to work. I'm. not a fan. All right. Harper, you can. help him. He's going to go try. Oh, you. can fit through it. Easy. Wait. You go. first and then I'll go. Oh, you're going to have to go same arm. I'm having second.

Here, let me help you. What the? Um, so my arm is Oh my gosh. You're. going to get it stuck on her. Yeah, don't get it stuck on her, please. That's a bad episode. Come on. Oh, there. you go. Yo, this is how I'm going to take down Y. for. my shoulder. Okay, take it out. Oh.

She's stuck, bro. Oh no. Oh no. Okay. Well, take No. No. No. Okay. So, stop. Stop. Stop. All right. You got to You got to What' you guys do? Oh, thank you. Okay, give me this. I thought I was stuck. Y'all, he's so. sweet. But he does talk like a little. baby sometimes. You have a video. I do. not talk like a baby. Oh, I have a. reclip. Y'all introduced me to that app and let.

me tell you, it has done some wonders. It's always the rec. He doesn't even. know what to do right now. He doesn't. even know what video. I got to put the. finger down. Put it down. I'm playing it. anyways cuz we've already talked about a. lot. Play it. Play it. Play it. Play it. Play it. Play it. Please play. Please. play. I got you. Everybody be quiet. Everybody quiet. Nobody loves you more. than me. Oh my goodness. I love you the. most. That's a violation of privacy. Like a baby. I'm not talking like a. baby. You're sweet. I love you so much. I love. you. That's a violation of.

I love you so much. I love you, too. I'm. not a baby. Oh, man. That's a violation. That's a violation. of privacy. What was that? I put my. fingernail on that. What was that? I'm. sorry. I know you said that's terrible, guys. I was You need to wash that mouth. I was half awake. Okay. No, he wasn't. I. don't even remember that. I was probably. sleep talking. Can I hear it again? Your.

hair's all Yo, we got to hear that. again. Homie literally said, "I'm not. your baby. I'm a man." Like you in. Chinese. Oh yeah, you too. Double freick you in Chinese. Me in ping. pong. What? Okay. Pingong. See, I'm funny. All right. I'm funny. I. have some funny laughter jokes. Funny, huh? Y chicken wing. That was funny. Give her the other one. Give her the other one. Give her the.

other one. Before I blow. Oh, that's not. good. We're going to do the chicken. dance. Ar's gonna perform the chicken. dance. Ready? I'll sing it. No. Chicken wing. Chicken wing. Hot dog. and baloney. Chicken macaroni. Oh. Oh, that's what you. get. Ohio. Bully me. M. Bully me. Oh,

you have big lips. Okay. Okay. Run. Don't worry. I shall protect you. I'm. scared. Here, get in on this, too. We're all a trio now. Hey, you guys. should be singing the song. We are. family. What did you say? I'm smelly. She said, "You guys remind me of what. what is that from? Is it from Free.

Willie when all the whales are together. and they're like we. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Wait. Does Does. this stress you out? Just be honest. All. right. Um All right. Uh Okay. So, hold. on. Don't keep sit up. Don't keep me contained. [Music]. She's She's singing our song. Stop. Stop. Stop singing Space Cowboy.

I'm going to RKO you talk. That does. stress me out. I don't like it. Doesn't. look Does it look like my new. queen? That's your part. Wait. Oh man. Doesn't look like I have long legs. And. now it's time for my rap sash. Stop. What is going on? This is just You. guys ever seen the clown? That's that. like see how I have I have a large. Adam's apple, you know? It's just there.

Sticks out. Yeah. My coat. What do you. mean whatever? Oh my gosh. My lips got. so You don't even care. No one cares. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. No one cares. Actual look. I. have those are my lips. I have. They. heard their voice. No way. That's. definitely a picture of Cash. Oh. Oh, man. They were almost like cashes. I. have a real Oh, and honey shave my arms. and I cut my elbows in the same place. What? You look so funny. Let me see. You. look so Let me see. Let me see. It's so.

bad. Gosh, having such FOMO right now. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. It. looks so wrong, but it looks so funny. Okay. Yeah. Let me see. What. the Alex? They're still there, bro. Still there. They're looking at me. The. last I looked at it, the. funniest are still there. Look, guys. Look. I want to lose it. I'm pee out of the.

pool. What? That's Alex and it's Alex. Okay, go. Oh my gosh. Are you okay? That looked. like it hurt. You need some ice on the. table. You need some. What the [ __ ] Yo, he just intercepted. you. You just got interceptions. I trusted you. Don't stop me this time.

All right. Okay. I was actually going. for it, too. Okay. Okay. Let me do actually. All. right. Fine. This makes me so nervous. Just jump high. That was good. That was good. That was. better. A lot more than me and Harper. asked for. What did y'all ask for? A. picture. Honestly, I would honestly. ask for um if I'm going to be honest, I. I would ask for y'all's love. Seriously, y'all mean so much to me, and I just. It's It's beautiful.

Well, that's awkward. It's It's. beautiful, Katie. Oh, yeah. All old people, they're. they're they go crazy. No, I have a. special talent. Um, I can do I can sing. a song but in the tune of a different. song like this. That's cool. More like rock. Wait, that was kind of. impressive. Oh, you want me to try? No, don't stick your foot in it.

Look at that. That is hot. Look at that. That is hot. Stop. It sounds like a jet engine. You're not going to spank me though. Uh, unless y'all can't say that. Okay, I. won't spit. Jeez. No, I won't spank it. I can't really see where I'm running. He just misses the hole. Yeah. Yeah. Go. straight into the wall. Let me at least. get this out of the way. Ma'am, don't. hurt yourself, please. Oh my gosh. Oh, that was not a jump.

Yes, it was. That was way more than you. did. That was way more than you did. Okay. Well, I can do that. Please. That's all I had to say. So, yeah, here's your gift. I hope you like. it. Put a lot of work into this one. Okay, here's your gift. Not easy. This. was not an easy gift to get. Okay. Okay. To Kate. A He drew little like stars and. everything. Wow. The fact that Matt. actually drew the cover of that is that. is very sweet. I don't I'm trying to. turn a page in our relationship where I.

just, you know, I'm always Were you a. kisser? No. Why? I'm sorry. She knows how to ruin a. moment. That's for sure. I'm just here. It starts up like a hot chicken and. macaroni. Chill with the. homies. Chicken wings. Chicken. wings. Chicken.

wings. Chicken. wings. I want You got to get it through. the hole. I don't know how they're going. to do. What chair? Any type of chair? Any type. All right. Yeah. I'll go get. you any type of chair. Hey. Hey, before. you leave. Yeah. How much you can paid. there? Um 20 Robux an hour. Oh, Robux. That's. not bad. I got you a chair. You got a. chair?

Oh gosh. Oh. Oh gosh. Uh I'm not sure. that one's going to fit. This is not real. You said any type, right? Yeah, any. type. We'll just Oh god, we'll get you. another one. This is not happening. Oh, that's my type. That's my type. So is so confused. Oh, solve that. Okay, bye. Hey, judges. Judges, make the decision.

and touch it. Here we go. What the heck? He just looked like the guy on the car. wash places like walk under it. You had. such tiny steps that you. said while doing the limbo. All right, here I go. Talking about technique speed.

That was good. Oh my gosh. This is all. right. Lower. Oh wow. That lower. This. is not happen. Yeah, there we go. Okay. This is not happening. Oh, it's. happening for me. All right. Hey. Okay. She cleared it with ease. What? I cleared it with me. You're like, I'm done. I'm quit. I don't. even want to do this anymore. Oh, you're.

such bullies. Even Harper's mom is laughing at me. Oh my gosh, that was insane. I need to. say again. Please go again. How How do. we know? How do we know your weapon? Stop spitting. You. got your poisonous frogs. Okay. Maverick.

spays bubbly next to mine. Sorry. Sorry. I have a problem. Yeah, it. it foams a little. How did you hit my. eyeball? Uh yeah. Why was it so foamy? Guys, we're calling off the wedding. Yeah. Oh, no. Congratulations, Kenzie. Thank you. Okay, who should we call. first? We'll call mom first. Guys, I. don't know what to say. What do we What. do I say? Frank. Frank calling. It's. muted. What should I say? Say, "Hey, mom. I got rabies." rabies. I don't.

know. Say whatever you want. I don't. know. Should I act like it's my fault? It's not you. Your fault. Um, can you hear me? Should I act sad? Um, yes. Act sad, obviously. Hey. Hey, Mom. Hey. Hey. Hear me? Yeah. Um, okay. I'm in the car. Okay. Uh, what you. doing? I just uh. um there's Yes. You know, the the 14th.

the the wedding wedding. Yeah. Uh. Kinsey Oh gosh. She just like what? She. doesn't really want to do She doesn't. She doesn't want to get married on the. 14th. On the 14th or I don't know right now. I. don't know right now. Mom, what. happened? She's gonna here, too. What's What. happened? She's uh I don't know.

Well, son, you know, something happened. What happened? She has She has an extra. toe that you didn't know about. We're. just going to have to get in a fight. We. just You found an extra toe on her. Did you get in a fight? Tell her she has. an extra toe. We're not I'm not saying. that. Yes, she says it. We kind of It's. just Tell me she just doesn't want to to. do it anymore. So, I think we're just. going to have to to stop and call off. the wedding. But why, son? Something's.

going on. Tell me. She toes on the left. foot. I mean, it's not it's not it's not. entirely her fault. Well, but did you do something? Well, we we're Did she find out about. your past? What the? It's not my fault. It's always. his fault. You found out something about. her past. You don't Wait, what about my.

past? What do you mean? Something she's not happy with. My. history of what? My history of what? What do you I don't. know, but you're being evasive and not. telling us. Okay. History with women. my. history with women. I've had like two or. three girlfriends. You've had several. serious relationships. Okay. You know, yeah. Okay. And she knows about all. those though, so that's crazy. Well, no,

she just me and her were like. we were going to go out to um Hurricane. Harbor. Okay. And when I never. like when we got there, we got out of. the car and this it's just too much for. me. So, it's not entirely her fault, but. she got out. She had like on like. flip-flops and she had Okay. She had two.

big toes on each foot. Two big toes on each foot. And I just. Mom, I'm serious. No, Mom. I'm serious. I'd never I'd never looked at her toes. before. They're huge. She's No, she has. two big balloons. Mom, I'm not joking. Of course, everybody has two big toe. No, one on each foot. Like two on each. foot. I know. No, she has two on each. foot. I mean, two. You're not taking me serious. You're not.

taking me serious. Okay, I'll just talk to No, I'll just. talk to you later, Mom. to understand. Mom, rainbow. Do what? They just don't go. They don't. know. They just don't go together. It. just like when you see it, it just. doesn't. Okay. Okay. This is an episode of. Psycho. No. Episode of Psycho. Oh, I'm not. Son,

get over it. You've seen No, I can't. I. can't do it. I can't. Okay. Okay. Just. enough. I'm just kidding. We're on the. podcast. Mom, we're on the podcast. Oh, wow. M. You think she felt for it? I. think she did. Like, what? I'm just. kidding. I'm just kidding. All right. Bye. I love. you. Homie L is like, I'm just kidding. She doesn't have two big toes. No, I was. really wanted her to believe it though. Terra, my biggest fan. I really. appreciate that. Even if you had four. big toes. Four. That's insane. And they.

were all mean to bring. Okay. Okay. We're going to call my granny. This. one's going to be actually way more. intense. Granny. My granny is an. interesting granny. An emotional an. emotional woman. She's uh Granny doesn't. deserve that. She's not ready for this. I'll tell you that. No. Okay. But she's. actually going to believe. Should we not. call her? Yeah, she might get upset. This is going to be crazy. Wait, maybe. we shouldn't. Let's call her. No, I. think it's No, let's not. Let's not call. her. Oh, in favor of calling. No. Oh, it's ringing. Oh, wait. Okay, everyone. be quiet, y'all. She's actually going to.

believe it. She is going to believe it. Granny, I'm sorry in advance, Granny. I'm sorry, Granny. She would be the one. to say, "Hey, look and tell me." Hey, granny. Hi, honey. Well, it's almost. your big day. Yeah. No. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I'm sorry. It's me, Granny. It's me. It's Maverick. It's. really Maverick. It's really me. I'm not. playing with you. It's me. Okay. And And.

you don't have me on no podcast, right? No. No. Just me and you. Okay. Y'all are mean. I know. I know. So, I have to From now on, I'm always. going to be asking those questions. I. know. I know. Um, what's wrong? Well, I. already called my parents. I already. called my parents. Um, and I called. grandma and I figured I should call you, too. Uh, okay. Maverick, me and Kenzie, we gota. we gotta call off the wedding cuz she.

doesn't she's not she doesn't want to. get married on the 14th and I don't know. if she wants to get married at all. anymore. Maverick, you're pulling a joke on me. No, I'm not. Granny, you're pulling a. joke on me. Maverick, no I'm not. I know. this guy. Maverick, listen. No, I listen. My heart can't take this. Okay. Okay. Granny, it's a joke. Granny, it's a joke. Granny, it's a joke. It's a.

joke. It's a joke. Maverick, it's a. joke. Granny, no. No. No. Don't cry. Like, don't cry. Maverick, I'm so sorry. No. Granny, stop. It's a joke. Don't. Don't get upset. It's a joke. It's a. joke. It's a joke. Don't cry. No. We're. We're getting married. We love each. other very very much. We love each other. so much. Maverick, you're mean. I'm no. wait got y'all back, didn't I?

I love her. Back. Wait, she's not crying. I've learned how. y'all work now. Got you back. I was just getting ready. to And you got me on live, don't you? Yeah, we're live. I was just getting ready to well I was. just getting ready to say it might not. have been nice but I was just getting. ready to say before it dawned on me well.

maybe you don't need her anyway God has. a better plan for you maybe you never. know granny I'm the best plan that God. has ever had for. well I went to the hood guys I did not I. went to the hood and let me just tell. you I was getting all sorts of stairs. Are you a hood rat? I don't even know what that means. That. came out of nowhere. Just like that was. scarier than your gun.

What is the hood wrap, man? I don't. know. What is that? I've heard that. Like I don't know. Harper Harper knows. the lingo there, though, man. Yeah, he's a 10, but he wears skinny jeans. These jeans aren't that skinny. I mean, come on, guys. Right. I would say a 10. in the house. Oh god. My bad. They're a 10 but they're. short.

Uh uh. She or he? He is short ladies. Are you saying like under six foot? Cuz. that was actually one of mine. He's the. first guy who was 4 foot. Oh, that was. targeted at M. What? No. M is 6 foot. No, he's not. Well, you should be the. first guy. You know what? From now on, I'll just be. 6'. No, guys, when I go tomorrow, I'll. be 6 foot. The The first guy I ever went. for was like 4 foot three, and the. second guy went for No. And then And. then How old were you? Kindergarten. And.

then the second guy, actually, six year. olds are still taller than 4'. And then. the second guy ever went for How How. tall are you? And then and. then and then once that didn't work out. and then once that didn't and then and. then you're a donkey. Yeah. Yeah. You are a donkey.

Oh great. Well, there goes that. Everyone thought. about the joke, but no one has said it. And I I honestly thought no one was. gonna say it. I thought we might get. away. Isn't that fine? And and we're. back because somebody said something. that had to be cut. We're not even going. to say who. It was Harvard. Sorry, guys. It was just a funny joke. It was It meant donkey. Yeah. Is that. the word you were going to tell me at.

the beginning of the episode? No. No. No. It was much worse. Much worse. Much. worse. Much worse than that. Never. No. Monthly. But um is this what your. song would sound like? What? A That was not funny. I know what. you're trying to do. That was not funny. Wait. What was that? Wait, wait, wait. What is that map?

Basketball bouncing. Yeah. I don't. understand. Why was that? Oh, cuz I. called her a basketball. That's funny. Why aren't you laughing? You're not laughing. Cuz I'm not a bully. As much as everyone. wants to make recover, she's reformed. She's trying to recover from the See, made new. Here's the thing. That gets me every time. Sounds exactly like me. Hey, she can do.

Ariana. I can do No way. The Madag Yeah. gas car. And I bet I can make the. basketball noise if I'm closer far. enough. Okay, I bet I'll be pretty good at that. That's a threat. And you shouldn't say. that. That could be used to get you in a court. of law, bro. What if like one day I'm. like, "Guys, I'm quitting." And then we. get in a whole like he threatened me to. bounce my head like a. basketball like a basketball.

Guys, that would be scary. Your. sentence with cash out was horrible. They always called me a basketball for. threatening to bounce head like. basketball. Dude, if they said that in. court, bro, if we like went to court, they were I'd be laughing. Did you tell. her that you were going to bounce her. head like a. basketball? It's funny, right? That's. taken out of context. What if the court judge start laughing? She has red hair. About to say Mr.

Beast. He really makes me happy when he. posts a video. Like the I I've watched. all of them and I'm I'm I I'm so happy. They're such a production. No, exactly. And like when Mac comes on, the blonde. guy. I have a crush on Mac. Um you know, you know, he used to be our roommate. Mac. He was like Mac. Mac was our roommate for like what, like. two, three months? I mean, yeah, he was. our roommate for like a month or two. Mac. I think it was two months. Like the. blonde one? Yes. God, he is cute. Yeah. You want to tell him? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Hello Mac, you are so cute. Come on.

my podcast. Hello Mac, you are so fine. Okay, well that's not the way I would. have said it. Are you sure you don't. want to retake that before he sends it? Yeah, it's fine. I don't care. I think. he's like 30, 40. I He's He's like 26. He's like our age. Do you know he was. like a super good swimmer? Yeah, he he's. very muscular on the back and stuff like. that. Mac, you got a crush, dog. I know. I. know everything about saying that Mac is.

easy on the eyes and and what's it. called? Like he No, no, no. He's not. just that. He like Mac has a girlfriend. No, he doesn't. He broke up, I'm pretty. sure. Oh, Mac does not have a. girlfriend. So, awesome. I still have a. shot. Six more years. Oh, wait. Wait. So, 15 16 count till when you're 18. You. just need three years. Three years. And. then Mac, uh, hit me up. No, no, no. Just do that, Mac. Just set an alarm. on your phone for 3 years. Oh my gosh. 3. years March 20th then yeah, hit me up. I.

don't I don't know. No, no, but he be. like I know everything about him. He's. been in three Mr. Beast videos. Two of. them he was our room. Oh, well yeah, I. didn't. Two of them he's failed at. because of the stupid um Squid Games. cookie like the circle. He would always. um crack the umbrella and and then he. finally won his $800,000. Sorry I'm. spoiling it. He's 24. Wow, I didn't get. to watch it. He's 24. Oh, Kate actually. told me not to spoil that video for I. said, "Don't spoil it for me, too." Did. you Did I actually And you just spoiled.

it for both of them and probably. everyone else who hasn't seen it. So, no, but I was actually about to like I. was sweating and I was so scared for Mac. to like not win like the cuz there's six. rounds and stuff and like I was so. scared that he wasn't going to win. Is. there anything else you'd like to spoil. for the video? No. Like Mac is like he's. just like he's just the man. He's a man. What is going on right now? Mac is the man. No, I'm not going to. lie. Mac is a hardworking man. Let me. tell you. No, I don't think you. understand. I don't think you. understand. You don't understand. Is Mac.

an influencer. Uh, kind of. But listen, you you do not understand how hard Mac. works. When Mac lived with us, I'm. saying this man his editing timeline was. massive. He was editing for Ara at the. time and it he would edit for hours and. hours and hours like all night if he. needed to. Like he he the man can grind. I do like hardworking men. Oh gosh. What the You know Max's.

probably going to see this, right? Oh, I'm totally sending this clip to Mac. I'm sitting Whatever you say, I'm. sending to him. Get the bear off. There's something I need to tell you. Please tell us. This episode sucks. Yeah, they I don't know why. No, it. doesn't suck. If you're still watching, I want you to know you're watching. quality content. No, this is quality. content. M's got Ted as a friend. I. don't know what's better than that. Listen, listen. See, that's how bad the. episode is. I say, "Listen," everyone. shuts up. They're like, "Please say. something good. Please, please." They're.

like, "Please save us." Yeah. Normally, I say, "Listen, they just talk over me.". I say, "Listen, guys." Like, "Please, please listen." Okay. You land an acting. role in. I'm talking directly into my mic. No, it's not that. It's that when like when. we No, when we edit it, you can't see. your face. It's like this. Fine. Literally, I'm looking at a m a mic. covering your face. Yeah, you're mad. You're talking like this. Look, these. control freaks here just look like this.

Is this better? Oh, my alarm's going. off. Dad, is this better? Yes, son. Thank you. Wait, you can't be my dad. I didn't think so either. Okay, so we got to get a blood test. going. Clarence, I'm saying normally I. have notes. What else do you need, bro? It's LOL podcast. You just talk about. funny stuff. Are you okay? Are you okay? No. What if I like I would never think. that I would be here today. And I'm not.

saying that I'm not happy about it. It's. just like I like Do you remember when. you first met us? You were all excited. and you were so happy. Yes. And and and. remember like remember how you were. then? Yes, I do. But I was super shy. back then. I was like, "Hi, Katie. Katie. Katie." She was so cute. Put that. right next to the E. Well, it was appropriate cuz she was a. 13-year-old girl. Hi, Katie. No, I was. like I was like, "Hi, Katie." I didn't. know what to call her. And then when. when I saw Maverick for the first time, I was so scared. I was actually I was so.

scared to meet you. I'm not joking. That's why probably that. Yeah, I'm. going to go with that. No, I was. actually so scared to meet M. Like, y'all have no idea. Like, I remember the. first why specifically me? Cuz the first. time I met Because I have high. testosterone. I know. I remember the. first time I met you, you were in this. tank top with your like pit vipers or. like colorful sunglasses and you're. like, you look like a cheerleader. I bet. I can throw you into the air and catch. you. That is 100% the first thing. I looked.

at you and I was like, I'm going to. throw you. Wait, where was the where. where was the first time you met him? He. um I was down there and he like came. into the door and I was like, "Oh, hi. Who's this?" And then I was like, "Oh, that's Mav." And then or Maverick and I. called him Maverick. I was like, "Oh, yes, Maverick Baker." And then um that's. right. Put some respect on my name. And. then before I throw you and he was like. he was like, "Oh yeah, you're the next. Emma Chamberlain." Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. And I was I. was like, "Oh, really?" And then he was. like he was like, "You're a cheerleader, right? I can throw the air." Yeah, I can.

throw. So then he like tried to throw me. in the air, but I went maybe 2 cm like. when he first met you. Uhhuh. No, she. was even smaller. She was tiny. I was I. was like right here. I was right here. She was tiny. Tiny. She's grown like 4. in. Yeah, I've grown really tall. Need. to say anything, but listen, brother. Listen, brother. Um, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What is he trying to say? He's on my phone. Tuesday. Did I do it. right? Tuesday. Tuesday. Yes, that's it. Let's go. Yeah, I saw somebody doing it. today. She doesn't know what it is. Yes,

we we told her. But do you see how she. did it? She still don't do it, right? Do. it. Tuesday. What the Why do you do it. like you're playing Tetris? Tuesday. Tuesday. Why? Why do you do that? Why are you gonna cook me, Harper? How. [Music].

sweet. Wait, I'm going to sing like a. gospel person. [Music]. That was actually kind of Wait, wait, wait. Let me let me I don't know if that. was good or really bad. I can't really. tell, but I kind of like it. I don't. know. But do it again. Do it again. Okay. Okay. No, I was I was kidding. Don't do it. again. Yeah, we get it. You sound like the. anime character. Okay. Sounds like anime character fighting. She's like,

"All right, you're a little too good at. the anime stuff, Harper." All right, let's see. Let's see. [Music]. Wait. It's like it's like it's like it's. like when the video keeps loading, you. rewind and it plays again. Keeps going. to the same spot. No, let me fully play. Let me re let me. second. It's good. How sweet the sound.

[Music]. Bro, you sing our national anthem. So. good. [Music]. I am found. I was blind. I was blind, but now I see. [Music].

that my. heart. Erase my fears. [Music]. really. How did the. grace. appear the. I feel like I should hold my hands up in. worship.

[Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. All right, your turn. Okay. That's. beautiful. And they don't have the. Chevy. Yeah, the Chevy's on its last leg. It's. in the shop right now. You look like You. look like boxer Harper right now with. the braids. I feel like you need boxing. Like you look like boxer Harper. Almost. like almost like you'd be on Super. Smash. Smash Bros. You need like a look like a. Super Smash Bros. character. I do. I s I. do what? You look like a Super Smash.

Bros. Okay, give me give me camera. She was Why did I know what she said? Why did I know what she said? Wait, how. about this? Hey, I want some too. Hey, ma. Number one. chocolate. What I say? Actually, number. one chocolate. Ignoring her right now. Number two. No. Are you listening?

No. Number one. Wait. Wait. Oh my. goodness. I can't either. Wait. Hold on. Stop. Please say a sentence for one time. in your life. Hey man, can I get a. number one with a chocolate shake and no. pickle? Yeah, I I got it. I don't like. that. I understood it. What did I say? The one I say. Can I get a number one. with a chocolate shake with no pickle? We only heard it five times. What was. the first word? Can I get a No, it was. How about this? George Washington.

I said George Washington. Yeah, I don't. know what I said in the first word, but. I just said George Washington. Like, listen guys, if I'm being I'm freaking. out in the cage, okay? I'm freaking out. Sit. Don't tell me to sit. Sit. Don't. tell me to sit. Sit. Sit. I'm not your. dog. I'm not sitting. Fine. Good boy. Sit. I said because I want to. Yeah. Yeah. See, I don't sit anymore. Hey, how. about this? Lay down. I'm not laying. down. Okay, fine. I'll lay. It's lay. down. I'm Lay down. Okay, I'm just.

getting sleepy. No, I'm sleepy. You're. doing as you're told. I'm your boss. Cash. Good boy. Cash is such a good boy. I'm literally just sleepy. No, you like. to be controlled, don't you? No. You. know, you listen You listen to your. brother very well. Yeah. Who's your. daddy? I do. I do what I want. Clearly, you don't do what you want. You. listen to me very well. No. See, I'll. stand up right now. See that? How you. like that? Huh? Huh? Yeah. How about you. lay down? Lay down. No, no, I'm not. doing it this time. How are you lay.

down? No, I'm done. Lay down. Lay down. I'm done. Nope. Not doing it. Lay down. Nope. Lay down. Okay, I'm getting sleepy. again. I took some melatonin before. this. Oh, are you going to pout? You're. going to have an attitude. Mav. Truth or. dare? Dare. Cut down the tree. What? Cut. down the tree. Yeah, that tree. I ain't. cut down that one. That was all light in. it. Cut it down. Yeah, cut this thing. down. It always hits me in the face. Yeah. Cut that down. Cut it down with what? It's a fake tree. I wasn't being for real. It's a fake.

tree. That thing was $130. I cut it. down. Wait, hold up. That thing was. $130. I don't know about this. Well, maybe. Is the other one cheaper? Oh, I. have the perfect tool for this. What the freak? Where did you get that? Hey, this is a very expensive tree that. was coming out of your paycheck. Maverick, I approve this. That's embarrassing cuz. it's not working. How do you watch your. mouth though, girl? I don't know if you. noticed, but it's a fake tree.

Matt, how are you struggling with a. tree? I bet it has like wires. Very, very strong tree. I bet it has wires and. stuff in it. How is this thing? You keep cutting it. in a different spot. Crazy. It's metal. in here, guys. It's just not strong. enough to cut a tree. Nothing to do with. it. It has nothing to do with my. strength. Oh. Uh, this is a $130.

tree. Ah, guys, this is a lot lamer than. I thought. Matt, you just he just can't. cut it. It isn't going. The vibration is. insane. [Music]. Oh my gosh, Matt. Why is this thing made. of metal? Look at that. It's made of. iron. Okay, it's just not strong enough. Just give it up. No, it's almost there. Congratulations. No, he hasn't got that.

big brand. Oh my gosh, Maverick. This is. embarrassing, my guy. That is crazy. Call me the lumberjack. Ew. Ew. Yeah, watch it. Okay. Okay. Um, I have a. question. Call me the lumberjack. Wait, guys. If y'all want to listen to this, y'all can just be very quiet. Three. No. Two. Wait. Oh, I'm entertained. This is. great. Let's see this. Three. Two. Wait.

Wait. Oh, she missed her shin. No. Stop. Harper, stop it. Harper. Harper. Stop. Wait. K. You're going to ruin it. Okay. Take the take the hammer away. Wait. Wait. Let me get the mic extra close. Oh. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. You. have a bruise. Guys, feel how sweaty the hammer is. after. I kind of do. Oh, magic. Wait, wait, mic next to it. Do you feel like you got outdone by a. 15year-old girl? Cash your next.

You're going. to give me that. Give me that. He went through the risk we're going to. have to take. Well, just like life. advice to anybody going to a wedding, don't object. Just maybe you should hold. your peace. You should have said. something before she walked down the. aisle. Yeah, sometimes your only chance. You live out of town. Your only chance is when the about say I. do. But what actually happened is they.

they made like their entrance to like. the the uh what's that called? Oh my. goodness. This was our DJ was we can say. this. Our DJ I mean it was it was crazy. It was crazy. Everything else was Yeah. Everything else was awesome. Venue. amazing. Flowers amazing. cake. Amazing. The DJ kind of dropped the ball. And I'm. not that's not a biased thing. You can't. anyone there. Everyone was very. irritated. He literally forgot our names. Word was going around traveling around.

They y'all got him off Craigslist. I. don't know if it was true, but more like. the street. No, I'm kidding. Listen, we. he literally says this. He announces the whole wedding party. Everyone's first off, he does that. wrong. Okay. So, he has a list of all. the names and somehow Cash is on. everybody. So, Cash Cash and Kate, Cash and Jay-Z. Cash. and Kaye. That was a hot topic. He goes. down the list, right? And then he says, "Now introducing yellow. Everybody.

please stand up or whatever." Now, and. then you can say, "Mr. and Mrs. and give a big response for Mr. and M. No, that's it. He forgot their name. He. stops. He forgets their name. I kid you. not. Mr. and Mrs. Did y'all think you're going to scream. it? Maverick and Kenzie. No, he just.

like forgot their name. I think he. should have said Mr. and Mrs. Baker or. Mr. Maverick. Ma Mr. and Mrs. Maverick. and Kenzie Baker or what? That's insane. Mr. It's funny though because our names. are on a projector on the huge wall. Like he could have just looked to the. left. Now he set up He set up the. projector. He did set up the projector. That's crazy. He made the projector fun. He did everything. He typed him in. What? Are you going to post it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I will. I hope they play. Fiend. All right. Wait. Let me see that.

She nailed it. All right. There we go. Now say, "Happa podcast." Ready? Three, two, one. Ha, this is the LOL podcast. Oh, so can we move on? No, I want to see. that. Give me the thing. Yo, M's. eyeballs, they didn't 360 in his head. They went up and came from the downwards. area. Wow. Maybe we can't close that one. Wait, let me see. Let me see. Let me. see. Let me see.

No, she's so there's two kids. There's. two kids. I was referring to this right. here. We'll talk. Har's referring to a. different Kate. So Kate Baker hired. another Kate to do all of Kate's job. So. now Kate Baker doesn't have to do. anything. Well, I promised my cousin I. would talk about her on the podcast, so. I'm going to Hey, Zoe. All right. Now, don't do it. Can I just leave this. episode? I'm so done with it. Okay. Okay.

She's so mad because you spilled her tea. or she's mad cuz there's a bug up her. butt. One, two. I don't know which one. it is. That's not even a bunny anymore. Oh, that's Oh, lordy. That's like not. good for me tonight. Okay. Um, yeah. Can be honest. Is something. bugging you? Hilarious. I'm glad we got that out of. the way. You guys not laugh at this. You.

want to laugh deep inside. She's smiling. Sorry, Kate's freaking up the audio, touching the cord too much. Sorry. But. that's the one thing I'm too scared. I. don't, you know, I'm not having kids. It. is intense to think about. Mhm. Yeah. Pushing like a seven baby seven seven lb. baby out of your butt. Your butt? Yep. Yeah. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I. wouldn't want to push a sevenb baby on.

my butt either. Me personally, that's. why I'm not having kids. Actually, I was. 5 lbs when I came out of the womb cuz I. was a small baby. Yeah. Even a 5 lb baby. out the butt is crazy. I was actually so scared. Like I was. scared coming out the womb. I remember. I remember. You might have been the. first 5 lb baby to come out of a butt. Actually, who has Maddox's number? Me. I have a. snap. Oh, let me call him. Oh god, that's crazy. That is crazy. We're. actually calling Maddox. Why not? Have.

you ever called him before, Harper? Um, I've been on live with him. A on. Instagram. Give me that. Give me that. Give me that. I'm just joking. I'm just. joking. You pooped in the hot tub. Give. me that. Give me that. Oh, wait. Hold. on. Let me get it. Let me get that. Give. me that. Give me that. I'm joking. What. is that? I'm joking. What is that? That. looks Hey, wait. No. Give me that. Give. me that. That looks really That looks. really good. That looks really good. You. look really good. Joking. Really good. What is that? Give me that. Give me. that. No joking. I'm going to eat this.

I'm just joking or something. Hey, where. you at, dog? Microphone. I can't see your face. Microphone. Microphone. I know. Are y'all on. FaceTime? Yeah. FaceTime audio for me. Oh, well. Oh, turn on the camera, bro. I don't know how, bro. I'm on the phone. with Harper Zoomer like the podcast. people. The podcast we are the podcast. people. Podcast. That's all we are. The.

podcast people. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they are. That's. what they are. There you are. I'm screen. I'm screen recording by the way. But. okay, cool. It's all good cuz you're. going to be on the podcast. Oh, I just. wanted to wanted to say hi. What's up? Is he coming on? Man, I appreciate you. calling me cute, man. I really do. Oh, you know, I just I I mean, I didn't. really call you cute. That would be. weird, you know, because you're you're. you're you're a child, so I wouldn't do. that. I appreciate you. No, no, no, no, no. See, I did not do that. That's not.

what that's not what we said. I promise. it's it's all right. No, no. It's not. all right. It's not okay. I didn't do. that. You know what? I'm hanging up on. you. This is over. It's just recording. Stop screen. recording. That's so funny. That guy. drove me under the bus like that. He. said, "No, it's all right. You come and. get. Thanks for calling me cute." Guys, what. was it again? What was Hi, bud. We'll. see. Send that screen recording to Alex.

Where? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, if you guys didn't. watch our other episode, this is why. Maddox is saying Maverick called him. cute. Play the clip because Maverick. did. Wait, what? I didn't call him. All right, fine. You You guys just saw. the clip. Matt practically call him. cute. Hey bud, what am I supposed to. say? Listen to it. Listen to it. Hold. on. Hold on. Matt thinks you're cute. Hey bud. Hey. bud. Hey bud. Never did I say he's.

cute. You put those words in my mouth. Hey. Yeah. You rode with him. That's so I. didn't ride with him. They just. happened. I didn't like I didn't I don't. know. Give me my fidget toy. I like how. we call him and he goes the podcast. people. The podcast people is that all. we are now the podcast. You're not part. of the podcast. You're not part of the. podcast people. When can I be a part of. it? I've tried. I've been putting in the. work. I've been staying here all day, all night, waiting for y'all to film so. I can be here on time. I can't. That's.

so funny. That's crazy. Hi, bud. That. kid just tried to get me in trouble with. the law. Like that kid just tried to. send me to prison. Well, how old is he? 14. Old enough to. know better. He's old enough to know he. was trying to trap me. I can contest. that 14y. olds are considered. the law. Delete that. Delete that right. now. Harper. Hey. Hey.

I can't. I can't. I don't want to. I'm. literally going to prison. Hi guys. Well, sorry. This is my last episode. I. will be in prison next episode. I'm not. going to be here anymore. Big Maddox, he. can replace me cuz I'm gone. What were. you about to tell me earlier? I just. think I don't know. Like your lips are. really like crusty and big and I don't. know how you. can Why are we all acting like like we. can't see it? Yeah, it's right there. Like the crust is literally falling off.

as he talks like I think so. Thank you. I would like you set. You can. borrow some if you want. Okay, thank. you. No, actually not sure if that would. even help. I wouldn't let him do that. Yeah. Uh, but anyways. Okay. And I was. also thinking about it. Show Show us. your nails. Why? Why are you dogging on. it? Going in on me. Now put them over. Show us the warts. Why are you guys being mean? No. Look at. his nails. His long nails.

Okay, we get it, guys. Why are you guys. being mean? Thanks, Kate. I bet tomorrow. he's going to clip clip them because of. me. Yeah, he shaved his beard after I. told him, you know, he is a little red. Wait, y'all should actually grow. Actually, I don't know why I would be. proud if I had a red beard. I don't know. why you shaved it cuz cuz it was red. Red beard leprechaun. There ain't no way. There ain't no way. you saying that. Yeah, you looking like. the male versus the Wendy's girls, huh? That's kind of mean. I can't just said a.

a. I sound like a 13-year-old kid on the. bus. All right. On the bus specifically. No, actually. Dang. That's crazy. Every time she sits. up and show her back. Dude, when you do. that face, you look like a frog. He does. Do it again. Do it again. What. face did I do? You. what? It's just a face you normally. make. You usually look like Harper.

You usually look like hippo, but like. that's mean. Say something else. Keep going. No. You look like a. basketball. Oh, wait. Uh, you look like. that one. You look like this basketball. because you're all full of colors. What? Yeah, I don't think that one would. make sense. It's okay. You're 23 year. old. You're a 21-year-old man and you're. still obsessed with dinosaurs. Leave him. alone.

He is kind of obsessed with dinosaurs. Look, there's two dinosaurs over there. Why are you being so mean? There's two. dinosaurs over there. And he's your. husband. I like dinosaurs. He doesn't. shower. He doesn't He showered. Look at. his leg. That paint's been there for 3. days. I think that goes on in the shower. It's. starting to peel off. I painted my. entire face that day and it all after. one shower. No, he showers. Uh I don't saw it just No. Stop. Got to.

prove he doesn't shower. He probably uses his hand when he wipes. too. He probably He's probably does. He. might fake his showers. You guys don't. understand. I just turn it on. Let. everyone think I'm showering. I turn it. on. Have you done that before? Yeah. I'm like, "Take in case I take a. shower." I'm like, "Sh, shut down.". No, I'm kidding. He's laughing, but I. don't think you'll understand. His. feelings do get hurt. Look like a girl.

with it little earring in her. I gate. It's mean. What? To call him a little girl? It just. everything y'all have been saying to him. is kind of mean. And part. He's laugh. everything. Talking about his lips, his. his fingernails. That's a compliment. Maybe not the nails. The paint. He. covered his lips.

He's He's acting like it doesn't hurt. his feelings, but it does. He's laughing. with us. He's fine. That's what I'm. saying. No, he's not. No, it it really. is fine. No, it's not. It is fine. Look at him. I think it's. fine. No, because no one here likes when. they get made fun of like that. None of. us do. Oh, you're just speaking for the. whole group. Now, I think everyone can. agree that if we were to start just. making fun of the way we all look, we'd. start feeling pretty. We're not making. fun of how everybody looks. We're making. fun of how he looks. Okay, that's a lot. of Well, why don't we start making fun. of the way like you look, Maverick or.

Harper or Kinsey? Well, when you call me. a Cybrook truck. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. But what's not. okay is his unibrow that's coming in cuz. I can see it from here. You're right. I. see it. It's like actually coming now. Do you see it? No. Listen, I have to. shave that. Okay. Okay. Listen, Mav. I've tried forever and ever and ever to. get you to stop being rude. You have a. lot of pores on your nose. I'm not going. to lie. I'm going to be honest. Why are.

you being That's probably why he's lower. than me on famous birthdays now. Oh, you. might be right. Why? What? Why? Why? What? I've tried to get. mad to stop being mean forever, but I've. just accepted it's like in his blood. But like you're just being mean. Harper's being mean. Yeah. Why are you. Oh, you're in trouble. My mom. Your. mama. Oh, look. She's You're in trouble, Mom. All right. Uh Well, I don't No, Kate. I promise you, Kate. I I do not.

care. He doesn't care. Like, you know. your husband. I I make fun of them, too. It's almost like I know your husband. more than you do. The amount of things. Cash has called is way worse. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What was you saying? It's almost like I know your husband. more than you do. No, you don't. I agree with you, Doc. It. kind of seemed like that because because. he says way worse things than you. Exactly. Way worse. Like there's. probably 10 minutes of clips of Cent. calling you all sorts of crazy. I'm. being serious. Like stop being rude.

Rude? Yeah. You You guys are just being. mean. Like I'm telling you it's okay. I. know. It's fine. But you know, you don't. know my husband better than I do. I. mean, I don't think anybody knows. You're right. You're right. Wamp wamp. Okay, move on. Okay, really. It's fine. I promise you. Whatever. Okay. It's fine. No one ever. cares what I say anymore. I mean, look, he doesn't even shave his legs. Harper, stop. I'm telling you to stop. So, stop. It's okay. I can take it from here.

Um I just I just don't understand. There's like so much like wrong with. you. I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm I'm like being so serious. I know I. shouldn't say that. And I know it's. mean, but like it is rude, but like it's. also really funny. It's That's what I'm. saying. So, I'm sitting here thinking I. just think it's stupid. What's stupid? I. made I made fun of Harper so much. I made fun of her. Stop. She's getting No, Kate. Seriously, it's.

fun. I make fun of her red hair. I make. fun of her. I don't I make fun of her. height. Well, I don't want to listen to. anybody make fun of anybody, and I don't. want to listen to her make fun of my. husband, and I'm trying to tell her I'm. I'm being serious. Please stop. Kate, seriously, there's only one option. Do. we have earplugs anywhere for Kate? I. don't think it's going to stop. Okay, I'm telling you, it's fine. I I make fun. of I made fun of her first. I call her I. called something about her hair. literally a while ago. Smile. Smile for. the camera.

Stop. What? Okay, I'm telling you to stop. Okay, I'm. actually sorry. I'm sorry. I see the. resemblance. You see it? Y'all see it? Cuz I see it. Oh, wow. All right. I'm actually sorry. I'm. sorry, guys. That's actually I'm sorry. Mhm. I'm sorry. No, you're not. If you. were sorry, you would have stopped. Wait, do you really care? Yes, I care.

I mean, I don't really want you to go. get our your nails done with us tomorrow. if you're going to be like acting like. that. Just Oh, no. Kate, it's fine. Mhm. Wait, are you are you being. serious? I mean, I told you like five. times to stop and you just didn't. I I'm sorry. Do you want to hug? Don't. get mad at her. She's just a teenage. girl. Yeah. Well, I told you like five. times to stop and you just didn't. So,

don't tell me people's feelings are. actually getting hurt right now. I'm. saying I'm more irritated the fact that. like I wouldn't stop. Yeah, it's like no. one listens. But Kate, we do that all. the time. I'm a minor. That's what I'm. saying. We do that all the time. You can. get away with it. I I I'm sorry. I I'll give you a hug. I'm so sorry. No, sit down. Oh, Kate, you're Kate, you're actually blowing. this out of proportion. What? Uh, no hug. for you. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm kidding.

I can't. What? Wait. What are you laughing about? I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I can't. Wait. I'm like a really You just exploded like. you had whatever Hershey thing was. called. I don't know what the Hershey. thing what he's called. Yeah. You. exploded like Hershey's. What's going on? I was kidding. Honestly, you got me scared. Were you. actually? Yes. I was very torn because I. made fun of her first and I always make. fun of Harper and you were like Harper,

don't make fun of him. After I literally. just said something about her hair, bro. I was like, I don't know what Kate's on. Is that the first I feel so bad. I like. that was pretty crazy. I said no. I. would be so. I like rejected her. I was like, no, sit. down. I like sitting here. I felt really. awkward in here. Be quiet. Kate, it's. fine. And I was I did not feel awkward. at all. I'm used to her being mad. though. Oh my gosh. I'm not some rage. woman like they like to make me out to. be. That one Tik Tok though.

You're not a rage woman. No, I'm not. Have you seen your Tik Tok clips? Yeah, about that. No, I was kidding. I. could never be mad. Sounds like this is. on Call of Duty when she raises it. That's what she sounds like. I thought. it would be so funny to pretend I was. actually mad at Harper. It wasn't funny. I'm sorry. I think you scarred the. little girl. Terrifying. That was your. big prank after all the pranks we've. done to you? Yeah. Did I get you back?

Yeah. Well, you did. And I It's fine. Okay. After that, didn't get me. I felt zero. remorse the whole time. Well, Mav never. feels remorse when I get upset for. anything. So, it's I was just confused. because literally all the jokes Harper. said and Mav and I said, we literally. say those like 12 times a day to each. other and then all of a sudden Kate was. like, "Guys, that's not funny. Don't. make fun of him." I was like, "We say. that every day." Yeah. What was your. night last night? I am so tired as y'all.

can tell. Yeah. What did you do? So, party. Mom, what what are you Oh. Oh, so. yes. So, basically, um I um This is. going to be 10 years. Hey. Um, I like um. basically So, I went to my friend's. house. What? Um, Sophia. Sophia. Sophia with an F. S O F I A. What's her. social? My socials? Her her socials? No, her social security number. Like a.

government issued number. 35. Okay, that's enough digits. Um, and then. what the. freak? Is it raining in here? Wait, what? What was that? Yo, what the heck. was that? Did y'all see that? I swear. something just happened. I saw that. Wait, did you spit at me from over here? [Music]. I'm. actually Did one of y'all do that? I'm.

generally confused. It's probably the. air vent above you. Somebody has a spray. bottle inside. Stop touching your mic. I'm sorry. That's so funny. I swear. Did. I? Water just went on me. I There's no. way. Harper, stop lying. What? The water. didn't go on you. No, I saw it. Oh, I. saw. It's literally feel my hair. It's. literally wet. Okay, so basically Oh, it. might have came from the AC vent. I. literally said that like four times. It's probably because water air builds.

up condensation. No way. This is real. right now. Hey. Hey. So, my night last. night, I went over to Sophia's. Then we. sat there. Okay, that one hit me. There's no way this is Oh my gosh. No, I'm with her now. Can we actually put a. bucket underneath and see what happens? No. No. Actually, what if that's still. like juice? That That's what I'm saying. There's literally nobody hit me. And I. do not like that. Juice falling out of. the water or out of the air. Where is.

that coming from? Cuz that is tripping. me out. Yeah, I'm actually flipping out. right now. Like, I'm not joking. Are you. getting. hit? Like, okay, so basically I went. over to Sophia's last night and we hung. out for a while. Then we door. [Laughter]. Oh, that was the biggest raindrop I've. ever seen. I swear. No, no, no, no. I couch behind you. I.

see it. No, it's on you. Okay. I actually I mean we'll figure it. out after the long time. It's falling. but I don't know where from. I swear my. I keep an eye out. What if it's like a I. don't know. Mom, literally water keeps. falling dripping from that. I think it. happened before to me. But what's it. called? It happened to our air vent. before. So I went I went over water does.

not just come out of your air vent like. that. No condensation. Condensation. You. think water's just going to come out? Yes, I do. Can't hear you. Oh. Oh my. gosh. Oh, why do I have to sit here? I. swear. Look. Look. Yo, are you trolling? I'm not trolling. I literally swear. Is she trolling? She's kidding. Y'all can literally drop. and you see the slow motion. It Yeah, you see the slow motion for sure. Okay.

Can you just continue on about your. night? Are you sure you're going to like. splattering that? How would I? You would see him jerk his arms like. that. Okay, so I went over to Sophia's. and then after that happened, which. one's Sophia? She's my friend. I don't. think we know who Sophia is. This is wild. That's not getting out of. hand, man. Oh my god. We might have to. stop the episode to figure it out. No, seriously. Like, could somebody actually.

check that out? Joe, can you climb up there and tell us. if something's leaking? No, somebody's. leaking. Two other people in here. Wait, so it's the best time of my life. No, I think I see stuff dripping. I'm. not even joking. Is it on map? I just. saw you spit it. What do you mean? I saw. you. No way. Something came out of the. wall. No, nothing came out of the wall. What. are you talking about? So it came out of.

your mouth. No. Huh? He did this. H. Bro, you didn't spit water at me like. that. I just said it like seven times. What? You actually did not know it was. me at all. No. You really thought it was. the AC vent? Yes. I saw it dripping. Dude, you need to get that checked out. I saw it dripping from the AC vent. You. need to take a You need to take an IQ.

test or something. Catch every time. I. actually have a really high IQ. I don't. think so. But can y'all do this? Can. y'all gleak like this? Wa. Can you Wait, what are you doing? She's gaking. You're. actually shooting water out. No, she. not. Yes, she is. Is she gleaking? Is. she? Oh. Oh, is she glaking? I felt. that. Have you guys ever pulled out your. hair? No. Yes. I sometimes I'm just like. like in the mornings when when it's not. my hair just like falls when my hair. when when I'm brushing my hair and it. doesn't work I like start smacking my. hair with a with a brush no and.

then I used to do that be like I I get. my brush like the round brushes my hair. always gets stuck oh my gosh no I have a. story to tell y'all and my mom can prove. this is true well your mom always says. it's not true okay so one morning I was. brushing out my hair and I wanted to. look like I had a blowout. And so I comb. my hair. I rolled a blowout. It's like. It's like when it like looks all like It. just like gets flowy and fluffy. Yeah. It looks like the ' 90s haircut. Yeah.

It like really good. But like So I did. it and then I rolled it up in the brush. and I sat like let it sit there until I. was done with my makeup and then I. started like rolling it out and then it. was like on my scalp and it would not. get off and I we I'm not Mom. How long. Wait, where's my mom? Mom. Whoa. I'm not. lying. What? Who is on that chair? Nobody. It's. your mom. Mom, how long were we h how. long were we taking the comb out for?

Yeah. For 3 hours before school, we were. trying to take out the comb. Did you go. to school late? Yeah. No, like Wait, I'm. sorry. What did you put in your hair? Um, a brush. You put a brush. You had to. 3 hours to get a brush unstuck. How long. ago was this? Like a year ago today? Oh. my god. Year ago today? Yeah. Yeah. Literally. I fell asleep. You know, you. know, traumatic. It It was very. traumatic. You know, like gak or like. slime or like whatever it is. I had a. gak that I bought from the dollar store. when I was like 10 and I fell asleep. with it. Got stuck in my hair. Oh my.

gosh. One time, you guys remember middle. school when slime was like the thing? Yes. I was like, I want to know how. sticky this really is. And I threw it to. my ceiling and it stuck there. So many. people have done that. And I couldn't. get it down. And now my No. I just will. go to people's houses and there'll be. like like a pink stain on the walls and. I'll be like I'll be like I have one. house. What happened? And my mom is like. mad at Sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to like. slime your walls. Oh yeah, I did that. last Christmas at your parents house. Yeah, we did. Remember I got that sticky.

thing and I. went and you know what's worse is Cash, there's like these two like lamps that. they have with these No, no, she doesn't. watch the podcast. You're fine. Okay. So, they have these two lamps and they. have these little glass like jars around. them and Cash had already broke one. No, no, no. My brother-in-law broke one. Okay. Michael broke one at one point. So, only one of them had the glass jar. left and we get this thing stuck to the. ceiling and we're trying to get it down. and we end up knocking over this this. lamp again. So, they're both broken. And. now they're both broken and she's never.

noticed. And it's I will say it wasn't. my it was it was Zach. So, it was like. years and years ago when he still was. never noticed this one and she's never. noticed either. Wait, wait. Never. noticed this. Oh, no. She got really. mad. Is that What are y'all looking at? No, she didn't. My hair getting pulled. out. Let me see. Just watch. I Oh. Oh, no. Oh, that's my biggest fear. That'd. be terrible. Wait, is this from the. brush? Yeah. And I'll send Oh my gosh. We got to pop that up on the screen. I'll send it to y'all. Look, that's Oh, it's so bad. No, but yeah, I'll send it.

I'll send it to you. But yeah, it was. the worst day ever. So bad. But what was. bad was I got extensions and when you. don't take care of them like your it. like destroys your hair. So I got. extensions and I kept them in for way. longer than I was supposed to and then I. went and I got them taken out and I was. almost like all my hair was gone and I. cried for hours. Wait, how does it. damage your hair? Yeah, how does it I. thought it like helps. Well, so like. when you get the sewins it like cuz it's. like liter I'll show I got your root. Yeah, I have sewins in right now but. they're taken care of. So I have good.

healthy hair now. But this was like 2. years ago. I got extensions and I got. them done in California, but I lived in. Texas so I just couldn't go get them. taken care of. So, I just let them grow. out and they just pulled on my natural. hair and it just like pulls on it and it. just breaks it. Did you ever make it to. school that day? Yeah, I did. And I just. wore a messy bun. Uh, it was fourth and. fifth. Why did you even go? No, I don't. know. My My mom made me go. But no, I I. have a photo of the brush in my hair, too. Ooh, you look so sad.

Oh, how did you do that? You tried to do. that. I don't believe that you didn't. try to get it. Like a comb. Yeah, it was. a comb and then we then we cut off all. the bristles cuz we going to get it off. That's the bristles. I pretty much I. pretty much lost both of those pieces. She can't brush her own hair. You can't. brush your hair. Shout out to your mom. for that. My mom would be like and she. had to wake up that morning. Yeah. I It. was It was so bad. You know what would. be funnier is if right now you just took. him and pushed him downstairs. No, dude. I hands down, dude. He just.

dumb. That's what we want. He just. doubled. That's what we want. I don't. think she can move me. I think she can. move you. Guys, this poor suitcase. I. think she can. M. Get prepared. to go mobile. Oh my gosh. No. Just go. No. No. No. Yeah. You're. right down the stairs. Wait, what? Just. shoot on your iPhone if he goes down the. stairs. He was so much smaller. Go push him down. the stairs. No, don't take it to.

the Actually, how is he standing? I'm not going to lie. A lot of my joints. are in a lot of pain. In a lot of pain. I'm in a lot of tight. I can't believe you said that. You want. me to go down the stairs? No. Please do. not go down the stairs. You guys are. really forgetting how large C is. This. zipper is about to bust on this side.

Look at him. No, we need a His neck is literally. getting squeezed. To go mobile, you. would need a battery. He said, "Oh, no, we don't need. Okay. Look at his back like bulging out. No, just need water for this episode." No, please don't pour water on me, Mom. I'm. not going to pour water on you. Well, what do you got? I got water. I can't. see here. Let me turn you around. Do it. Do it. I have nothing. He has.

nothing. I have nothing. Okay, bring me bring me. closer to him. Kate, dude, what? What are you? Dude, I feel. like Can you turn me around? I can't. move as quick. Jason K. Oh, there you. go. Dude, I feel like such a lame. Pokemon. Water. Wow. I feel like an unevolved Pokemon. No, Matt, please. Please don't. No. No. Don't even regret it. Open your mouth.

Dude, I missed it. Did you give him. some? Yeah. My pants. It's. like one ice. Just give me the whole. thing. You look like a little kid that. like ate a lemon. Dude, give me the whole water bottle and. I'll. When I did this with Maverick, the boys. couldn't believe that I could actually. like carry him around. And I was like, "Do you not understand how heavy our. suitcases are with the amount of stuff.

that we pack?" Okay, can I refill this. for you? Why is he so sad? What do you. mean it's not empty? Can I refill this. for you once I empty it? Yes, I'm fine. Do you want to be You most definitely. can. I give you full permission. Why do. you look so angry? He's like an American. Girl doll. I could like dress him up, play with his hair. No, I just don't. want anybody to be mad at me. No one. would be mad. Wait, mad at you for what? For nothing. Nothing. No one would be. mad at you, Harm. Nobody. I would.

What do you think I'm going to do? I. think he's going to do anything. Oh, when I get out of the suitcase, you. better you better know that I'm just. going to top you. No. His hair like just flailing in the. Oh, no. It's so cool. I even like 3 minutes. You look like you have a brain freeze. Wait, did you get off my head? I have.

Why does it kind of look like a newborn. baby? I have more. My forehead is freezing. My. forehead. Wipe it off my forehead. Okay. My forehead feels frozen. Yes, honey. I. got you. It feels It feels like I got. Oh. Oh. You guys don't know how cold water is. Anything interesting at school lately? Oh my gosh. Yes. Okay, y'all are going. to be so surprised. And I I and I I. texted Cash about this. Uh or no, I.

didn't text Cash about this, but it was. like related, but just don't turn this. into a short. So, this is definitely. being a short. No, don't. Harrison. Yeah. Oh, wait. At this point, just call. him Harrison. He broke up with his. girlfriend. He broke up with his girlfriend. Oh my. gosh. Why are you smiling? Yeah, you. seem really passionate. She said it's my. time to shine. That's why. And then me. and his girlfriend are friends now. Because because we bond over his. evilness. Wait, you don't like him? I've. met him. He is not evil. He's actually.

like Wait, never mind. What was that? No. Next question. Next question. So So are. you not trying to You sounded excited, so I assumed you were trying to get I. know. So the night they broke up, he. added me back on Snap and he started. texting me again. That happens. That's. so shady. I know. And I was like, and. then he added three other girls back, too. That also happens. So he's talking. to five girls right now. It's called. including you. G A M E game. Game. He. does. He shouldn't get game or what does.

that mean? Or he shouldn't. he he shouldn't get like girls. He's. Harper. You can't you can't be a pawn in. his game. You can't be one of the five. girls he's talking to. You're above. that. I know. Also, also, you know, I'm. just going to throw this out there. You. talking about him on the podcast is. going to get him more girls watch it. unless it's a real. Well, I'm just. saying more girls will want to hang out. with him the more you talk about him, making him more popular. Yeah. No,

you're giving him his name some clout, Harper. She's realizing what she did. Well, I. I'm trying to think about this now. Um, are you trying to He's not mean. We I've. met the kid. He's a nice kid. He's. changed. He's changed. That's what the kid always. said about me. He changed. I think I. think he broke your heart. No. Are you. heartbroken? I don't have a heart. Oh, okay. She is took your heart. I I have a. soul. Well, so other than him not being.

with his girlfriend anymore and you. talking to him again along with five. other girls, anything else? Sorry, somebody's calling me. Um, uh, uh, anyway, she's just so popular. Yeah. No, no, I'm kidding. Um, no, wait, what. was I going to say? I was just asking if. there's anything else. Really? That's. all that's going on in my life right. now? Oh, I took exams. Did you pass? No. Did you get the phone? You didn't. No. No. Please. I don't want to talk about. it. You didn't get the phone. If you. guys didn't watch last episodes, Harper.

was taking a test at school and if she. passed, her parents if she passed both. the tests, her parents were getting her. a new iPhone. Looks like I have to buy. my own. Looks like the same iPhone. there. Harper, I think you'll be okay. Wait, did you actually not pass? Mhm. Well, I got a I got a 69 and he wouldn't. grade it up to a 70. So, that is so. lame. Whatever teacher you are, you are. not very nice and. like okay, calm down. Who Who gave you a. 69? Jeez. And it was It's just stupid. Like, round it up. That's mean. What.

grade is it? It's just a 14-year-old. girl. I said I said I said I said, "What. grade is it? 70." It's 70 is passing and. 69. Most teachers will round up a 69 to. pass you. Except for the mean ones. Wait, 69 is passing. No, 69 is 70 is. passing. Yes. And then 80 90s are B's. and A's. And then I wouldn't know. I. haven't taken a test. And 69 and below. is failing. And no, but the thing is um. I asked him I said, "Hey, I'm laughing. it." Hey, go ahead. I said, "Hey, M. Can.

I please please are you saying his real. name?" Yes. I don't care. I take back. everything I said about. you man. A family man, I assume. Go on. No, he's mean. Oh my gosh. Everyone's. mean, huh? Harper, you can't name drop. and then talk bad about your teachers. The only person I do want to say. something, but I can't really say it. because don't say it. But it's true. It's so true. That's definitely not. said. It probably shouldn't be said. And. I was like, "Can I please, please, please, or can I do some extra credit so. you can round this up to a 70 so I can. get a phone?" Um, or I didn't say that.

No, no, no. And then he he was like he. was like, "No, Harper." And he said, "Sit down." She told him a shout out. No, I he you know what that makes me. think of? When I was in eighth grade, I. had an English teacher. So, my grandma. died and I had to go out of town for the. funeral, right? And I missed a project. So, I come back and I was failing the. class and I was like, "Hey, um, I'm. failing." And he was like, "It really. sucks when you miss school, doesn't it?". What? And I was like, "Sir, my grandma, like I was burying her last week. I'm. sorry." And then I cried in class cuz I. was so embarrassed. Wait, did he know.

your grandma died? Not until my mom sent. him an angry email. Good. And so, yeah, he was mean. But then the next year he. got fired because he put his T, Mind. you, we were 13 years old. He put his. Tinder profile up on the screen for his. students to tell him to swipe right or. left cuz he had just gotten divorced. What? So, he got fired. That's really. funny. That's really funny. It's funny. All right, students. Today, we're going. to see if I should do that. We don't. have students. No, but I could put my. Tinder on.

All right. What do you Oh, why' you hit. Why'd you hit Cacti? I don't care. What's wrong, honey? You don't care so. much. And I just wanted to see. Okay. Tell us about the friends. Don't trauma. dump on us. Listen. No. Tell us about. the friends. But one will be red and one. will be blue. And tell us I just wanted. to see you today. What? She has tears in. her eyes. Honey, what's wrong? Why are. you crying? I don't know. She's an. actor. She's playing you. No, you're. not. She's playing you so hard. Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm kidding. Are you serious? Mhm. Are you actually crying? I don't know. I. guess we'll never know. Wait, are you. actually crying? Holy cow, she's. actually crying. tears in her eyes. Wait, she's real. tears or are you like crying knowing. technique? We'll never know. We'll never. know. We can know. Wait, why are you. crying? We'll never know. Sorry, Bye. This is the most random cry I've ever. seen. No, it happens. But like, are you. Why are you saying we'll never know? You. can just tell us. No, I'm not. I'm not.

Trust me, I'm not. Mike is covered. Are. you actually? No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm. not. I swear I'm not. What do you mean. you're not? I just saw you are. You. You're crying right now. I see it coming. out of your eyeballs. I'm confused. Don't worry. I'm fine. It's cloudy with. the chance of hypocrite. I'm fine, everybody. I'm fine. Yes. Well, is it. real or not? I don't know. What? Oh, no. She's becoming a teenager. She's already. 15. Oh, no. Are you okay? Like, she's. becoming a woman just like, "Hey, no.

No, I'm good. I'm good." Kate does to. me. I swear I'm fine. Yes. I'm fine. I'm. fine. No. No. You sit down. I'mma teach. you something, Kate. You got to ask her. if she's fine 10,000 more times. I'm. fine. You see, talking to the mic, Kate. Hey, I'm taking this from you for a. second. Okay, go for it. I have it back. Not yet. Oh, you said that. So, sometimes I I. understand what she means. Like. completely fine, but like the tears just. come, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like like.

nothing happened. You just like it just. out of nowhere the floodgates open. Yeah. It's Yeah. It's like all the water. built up and. then and it just happened to happen on. the podcast. Like a cloud. No, not like a cloud. I just had to see Kate. today. Wait, are you serious or are you. like. I think she's bipolar. No, I actually am. bipolar. Oh, I could I can tell. I can.

definitely tell. No, I'm fine, everybody. I just wanted to see K today. I'm fine, everybody. What's going. on? Tell me what the heck is going on. Yeah. And I want to talk about what we. got to talk about, which is what. happened to you because we didn't even. really get filled in because you got on. a plane the very next day, right? Yeah. Hawaii. So, listen. What? Hawaii. No, not Hawaii. Canada. Canada. Very in. Canada. Did people say a lot? A. I can.

talk Canadian. Let's hear. You can talk. Canadian. Okay. I'm going to the house. and I'm going to be out in a bed. Oh my. gosh, that's exactly how Anna McN. sounded. I tell sorry Anna McN, but you. say house extremely entertaining. Um, every time Anna McN says house, it's. literally going to house. Going to my. house. House. It sounds like she's kind. of cute. Like she's literally riding her. going to the forest. I'm headed to my. house now. Say it again. Say it again. Why does it sound like that guy off of. She's like, I'm going to go out and. about to my house. To my house. Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm like, sorry. Or sorry. Sorry. And like they're like, "Isn't. that funny?" A they say a after every. single thing. It's like they're just. rapping. Hey, I love the Canadians. Hey, it's like they're rice gum, bro. You. guys know that. Ain't nobody ever heard. about your Disney show. And at every. every line, he doesn't rhyme. He just. says, "Hey." He's like, "Never mind.". Actually, he does rhyme. No. Ain't. nobody ever heard about your Disney. show. Hey. And then I don't really care. about your Disney flow. Rhymes with. show.

A Okay. Well, he has one song where he. does not rhyme and he just says a at the. end of everything. Was he talking about. Jake Paul? Hey, or something like that. Anyways, I got. sick. Yeah. Yeah. Live show. Everything's planned out. It's going to. be a wonderful show. It was going to be. great. We We're about to walk on stage. Wait, what if people don't know what the. live show is, Mav? Oh, it's this thing. Bob, that was enough clarification. Moving on. Uh, so we did a live podcast. show and it was honestly it was great.

It was great. It was the best podcast. show I've ever done. Yeah, it was our. best performance. It was our only one, dude. And for some reason, Queen did so. well. Sold out. The whole show sold out. It was great. Also, we're coming to New. York City. Should I see Queen January. 4th, 2024? January 25. January 4th, 2025. We're going to be in New York City. I. got you. Yeah, you should go. Tickets. will probably be sold out by now, but. some of the meet and greet tickets may. not be. So, if you want to come to the. pre-show meet and greet, we'll hang out. with you for like 30 minutes. Make Tik. Toks, shoot videos, do whatever you.

want. You make Tik Toks at them? Yeah. Did you not see me put to work at those? I was doing the upside down train, like. grabbing the people and flipping them. upside down. Oh, really? I did a couple. dances. Dude, if we have Dude, if I can. find one of those, I'll throw it up. The. VIP thing before the shows next time I'm. gonna film the Superman video with. somebody that is unexpected. No, you're. That would be so I gotta say that show. though, like the pre-show part is like. the most fun because you get to like. interact with people in the crowd during. the show.

Awkward. Well, the pre-show you get to. like actually hang out with everybody. and like get to know them. I got people. snaps and I still have them on Snap. I. snap them every day. That's where you. actually we actually got got to hang out. with you guys. Super fun. Hey, ain't. nobody heard about it. Hey. All right. Anyways, let's let's begin. But yeah, check out the hangout. the debrief, if. you will. I got pretty sick at the live. show. It was bad. I mean, let me tell. you. So, when I got there, Oh, yeah. When you got there, you were fine. I was. fine, but my throat was like I'm Hey,

cake. Do you have Advil or anything? My. throat hurts a little bit, bro. I'm. sorry. I actually don't know why it Can. you put it down? Yeah, I'll put it down, sweetheart. No. Give How did that not. fall? I don't know. That was so. impressive. Yeah, that one always falls, too. Like, it literally leveled out, too. It was like Yeah, it did. Right. No, but what's it called? I Can you. knock over my microphone? I look this. way and my microphone just Okay, sorry. We are off topic. You keep distracting. It's really you. Literally me. I I was. playing with a basketball. No, you're. loopy. Listen, fine. I'm not going to.

talk. Yeah, don't talk. You showed up to. the show to the show. My throat or not. my voice, but my throat. And I was like, "Hey, mom, do you have Advil or. anything? Like, I just need something.". My mom was like, "You probably It's. probably because you've haven't eaten. all day." And I was like, "Yeah, you're. right. Eaten. Eaten all day." So, I was. like, "Okay." Um, wow. Cash correcting. someone's English. Continue. That's kind of weird. Okay. Um, but so yeah, I had some grapes, fruit, and um I remember while I was. making the fake poop to put in the.

toilet um Cash's toilet cuz yes, I did. have to make that and I did eat some. Tootsie Rolls. But um what's it called? I I was making it and I was like, "Dude, why do I feel so sick?" I was like, "For. some reason, I don't feel good." But I. was like, "You know what? It's probably. I'm just nervous." And then finally, it's just this poop. It's just making me. just making me nervous, that's all. No. Um, and then on the live show, the first. like 15 minutes were fun. And I remember. when I performed Queen Bee, I was like, "What the heck?" When I stood up, I was. like, "Whoa, I'm about to fall over.".

And then I was like, when I was jumping. up and down, I was like, "What's what's. happening to me?" And I remember like I. was like trying to like be fun. I was. like, but I was like I was like I. couldn't like stop because I was like. falling. And it was, you couldn't really. tell, but I was like, I was like, and I. just remember like there's this. high-pitched noise in my brain where it. was like, and yeah. Oh, but then Yeah. And then I was freezing. So then I had. to have Maverick's hoodie. And she was.

she was like so hot. Like her skin was. like on fire, but my fingers were. freezing. She was sitting next to me, and I could tell she was like shivering, too. She was like shivering sitting next. to I was going like blue and pale and I. was like I was like I'm not okay. And. then I remember I looked at Kate during. the show and I was like Kate like no I. don't feel okay. Save me. Save me. please. Cuz obviously we couldn't stop. it. Like we couldn't stop the live show. from Imagine we did. Time out guys. We'll be back in a couple hours dude. No. but it was it was so bad. And then I.

remember I was like freezing. My fingers. were like so cold and cold and um and. then Yeah. And oh, I remember I I. couldn't feel my toes or I couldn't feel. the tips of my fingers. Well, yeah. Around that time is when you asked for. or I offered you my hoodie cuz I could. tell she was like actually like shaking. shaking and her hands looked like ice. cubes. Yeah. Y'all ever seen a wet. chihuahua when they're just like. and their ears are like super pointy. with no fur. It's just that's what it. looks like. It was really sad. No, I.

think we all knew like she was not good. when she was when I offered her the. hoodie. She goes, "T, please, please. give me your honey. Please." She was. like, "Not your hoodie." But at this. point, I was like, "I don't care." Like, and I looked over at Harper. She was. just like this. It was so cuz my stomach. hurt. Cuz my stomach hurt. Like. everything hurt and my throat hurt. And. I I was like trying to be like funny. Yeah. And did you throw up? Oh, yeah. I. threw up multiple times. Yeah. Um. because you should just full throat. It's cuz my fever was so high. It was um. and then after the show I got off and I.

started crying like a little baby and I. was like no no I was so it was so bad. but um and me and my friends were going. to have a sleepover before I went to. Canada but we didn't Yeah. when like the. show the last like it was like the last. like 40 minutes probably you were like. not good and then as soon as the show. ended like I remember when we took that. photo at the end like I couldn't get up. I was like and then you can see me in. the photo I'm like partially dying. Yeah. the like main picture of us like. with the crowd behind us. Harper's like. dying. Yeah. That that's when I was like.

I don't feel good. And then there was a. meet and greet after and I like I went. to like 25% of it cuz I genuinely. couldn't do it. Like I was laying on. this couch and I was like I'll try and. cuz I didn't want to seem like I like. seemed like I just like didn't want to. go. So but yeah, I went for like 10%. Yeah, she was pretty bad at that point. What are you laughing about? I wasn't. laughing. What? Stop smirking. What? How? I'm not. What? Cash, I wasn't.

Why are your knees in your nail salon. shirt? That was unnecessary to throw. that in there. Well, I was looking at. her. It It was It was like me. That's. why. During the show though, there was. like a moment where I was like, I could. tell I looked at you and I was like, it. was like a flip switch. She went from. like, "Oh, I'm happy in here. This is. fun." to like pick me. to like dying. Yeah, it was to the point. where even after the show there was like. what 15 stairs to go up to that couch. and you were like I can't I can't walk.

And then so Oh yeah, Maverick held me up. the stairs. I like couldn't walk up the. stairs. And you laid on the couch for. like 30 minutes for like and and then I. remember when we walked down to the meet. and greet center thing I I was like. dying. I like couldn't do it. I was I. was like I can't walk down. And then. Yeah. But overall it was so much fun. We. felt so bad for you. We were like Harper. wants to be here so bad. And she's just. up there like you drink that chocolate. milk bone dry. No, I love chocolate. milk. Actually, I haven't drinken in a. while. I did a brand deal with this. brand called Milk. Yeah. Wait, their.

brand is just called Milk. No, it's. sponsors all milk. Oh, okay. All milk. Every single milk. Even this milk. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. What are you saying? All milk. Yeah, I understand that. But. what? I really don't know what that. means. As it's like I promote milk. Like. I don't I can't say milk is good for. you. I just say I like milk. Okay. You. just got a sponsor for just general. milk. I got one for water. But yeah, I got one for grass and I. can't and I can't say milk is good for.

you or anything. Oh, because they're a great company. No. All right, we'll just cut out the last. 10 seconds. We're cutting out everything. about milk. Yeah. No, no, just cut just. cut the last like two seconds. The part. where I say I love milk. Yeah. Yeah. All. right. Um, but yeah, just bleep it. Overall, it was so much fun. Was it. stressful on stage at that moment? Not. really. Really? Or actually, yeah, cuz. my sister, I saw her in the audience. I. saw her looking at me and she and Reese. was like, she was like, she was like,

"Act energized.". And then I looked at her like with a. stink eye and I said, "I can't." And. then and I remember everybody in the. audience was like, "What what's up with. her?" Like she talking to herself. My. favorite part is before Harper and Reese. just start arguing just silent arguing. No, my favorite part is before the show. Um, everyone's like coming into their. seats and stuff and Reese is like down. in front of the stage like doing. something and people meet and greet. No,

like people started noticing her and so. there was like a line of people to take. pictures with. Hilarious. And our our. showrunner comes up to us and he's like, "Hey, you want me to stop this girl. that's running her own meet and greet. down there?" And we were like And I was. like, "Well, who is it?" And he goes, "I. don't know." And I was like, "Well, I we. couldn't go out and look because we were. like,"Well, then everyone would just be. like, "Ah." And I was like, "Alex, who. is it?" And so Alex goes out there and. looks and he's like, "I don't know." And. I was like, "What do you mean? Who's. here?" And I was like, "I don't know,

man." Dwayne the Rock Johnson down. there. Who is it? And then we come to. find out it's Reese. And I'm like, "It's. our How did you not know it was Reese?". He's like, "I don't know." Even Alex had. a line for a meet and greet. I mean, Alex was down there like My That was so. funny. Alex was like setting equipment. up on stage and he'd walk across the. stage and he'd be like, "Yeah.