Guys Answer Questions Girls Are Too Afraid To Ask!

what would your reaction be if your girl. cheated if a girl cheats on me I'd buy. her a boat send her out into the ocean. but what she didn't know is the boat had. a small tiny leak in it she dies if a. girl cheated on me wait a second oh gosh. a girl did cheat on me what happened was. last night my sister comes home with my. crush wait wait wait wait wait hold on. were you mad yes cuz they've already. made out. [Music]. before I got a question I've been. wanting to ask oh what do you want to.

uh what color do you guys think humans. would be if we weren't uh the color we. are blue honestly what color are we. that's what I thought wait what color. are we black white yellow multicolor. Brown yeah actually I say we're all a. shade of brown we're all a shade of. orange no we're definitely all a shade. of orange or brown is that funny I'm. tanner than cash yeah yeah we're all. like I mean I don't know I might be. pretty white you're you're actually. white yeah okay we're all white or brown. um but what color would we be if we. weren't white I like to think we could.

be purple I mean I like to think we'd be. orange maybe I think I think we'd be. blue but I feel like I I only think that. because of Avatar yeah that's yeah. that's immediately what I thought of but. also when we all painted each other for. inside out Kate looks the most like like. a human what if we weren't just but. imagine it's not just one color M you're. like your like designs black white green. BL you're blue you're blue and you have. like yellow veins all over you wait wait. say that again like like yellow veins.

like or like we're like Peach with blue. veins wait he's right wait yeah we could. have a completely different like you. know how dogs have like toats and spots. and swirls I'm sorry Sor to interrupt. all y'all but like what if I was just. striped everywhere and MAV and Maverick. just had polka dots all over yeah yeah. whatever but like smile for my. streaks there you go put stripes on me. nope that's not going to happen what the. yep there we go the boy want stripes I.

would say Maverick is definitely. Maverick's a polka dot person what the. mavick would definitely be K Kate is. definitely like a an all solid color. like an all white with like a brown eye. around the circle or a brown a brown. like circle around her eye like a Jack. Russell what the that would be squar K's. going to be like a Jack Russell looking. thing imagine what aliens I'm going to. be like you're like you're like stri no. no you're like you're like those those. those dogs that have no hair they're. like what the Yeah that's what you look. like like a little bit little bit of.

hair around the head just a little bit. it's like it's a little accurate yeah. that's you like Stella with the doll on. her back wait imagine what aliens. describe us as they're like those pale. white things with the green like Stripes. all over them okay. well okay never mind Point not proven I. think Harper would be like a zebra. coat and she'd even have the horse thing. she even M maver definitely like zigzag. Michael's Maverick's got like oh you are. so making fun of my scoliosis right now.

that is not okay that is crazy the. victim mentality is insane because. nobody said anything about scoliosis nah. but that like you know what he has and. you said he's going to be like all. crooked no I'm saying your. skin else you want to say about. anybody's. disabilities y'all see the way they. Gaslight me and try to make me sound. like I'm some terrible person we don't. gasl you you just said it like we're not. we're literally repeating what you said. you call it gas I was talking about your. skin obviously and you're the one who. took it. personal you're you said.

you guys said I have a circle on my eye. I could have taken that as well so you. think I'm round you think I'm a big. round girl yall are calling me fat and. yall I see how it is I see how it is now. you're trying to say something that's. not even there that's crazy that's. exactly what you're doing no I don't. know if that was there anyways glad we. covered that oh you want to move on. I um plaid like a plaid blue blue and. black plaid oh yeah you could be MTH. could be a lot of things H with the bow. TI you know what's crazy is imagine.

aliens had come here already okay and. they landed and they found apes and. they're like yeah there's no there's no. like intelligent life on the planet oh. and they think it's just like apes are. the they think apes are like I like the. people they land in the jungle they in. the. zoo aliens come down they land in the. jungle and they think monkeys are like. our only civilization they're like what. the the aliens are going to see the LOL. podcast and come get us because we're. talking down on them in their. intelligence.

I love that how can we talk down on them. if they're up no I'll talk so much smack. to alien alien if you're out there I. challenge you to to abduct me to abduct. you iall you what if all of our fans are. aliens and we CH would be saying no. don't mess with that don't mess with. that I have multiple friends that have. they heard me say that they'd be like. you should not say that you going to get. abducted no I'm not shut up aliens. aren't real I'm not getting abducted and. if I geted you think aliens are real I. mean I don't think that I know Harper. zmer thinks aliens are real no I don't I.

don't think aliens are real I think that. they it since we haven't explored outer. space like all of it oh there's. definitely. life no way you think that you think. intelligent life I mean if there's wa. wait do you think do you think like a. little space birdie or space bug no I'm. not saying intelligent I'm not saying. they're running their own Planet but. there's definitely life beyond Earth. because there's so much we just haven't. been able to explore no like plants like. heaven too and stuff I'm not talking. about algae well talk like there might.

be little bugs and creatures and creepy. crawlers and stuff but do you think. there's like intelligent than no I don't. think I don't believe there's like big. green alien no no they got to be green. but do you think there's uh lives that. like they intelligent enough life that. they can talk to each other like an. octopus I mean I I believe there could. be like little like ants that's what I'm. just C I think the best shot is that. another plant has water and there's like. fish yeah fish are pretty dumb though. yeah but imagine there's like imagine no.

have you seen a Dophin a magic a Dophin. a Dophin not a fish did you all see that. there's pink dolphins doph yes there's. pink dolphins apparently there's only. like 2,000 pink dolphins left and. somebody somebody took a picture of one. and caught one like appar apparently. like no one has like that you ever see. them I don't even somebody took a. picture I think they're just dolphins. that are albino I think that's what they. are true mhm be they're just dolphins. with a sunburn yeah they've been jumping. too long yeah they they had to wait. Dolphins aren't fish though dolphins are.

fish what are you talking about they're. mammals though oh everything in the. water is fish are not all fish mammals. octopus fish no what the freak does eggs. have to do with it mammals wait what. mammals give birth to the actual animal. not an egg what so you're telling me a. chicken isn't a mammal I thought mammals. were like when they eat mezy so fish. aren't mammals no mammals are. warm-blooded that's all I know you're. telling me a chicken is cold blooded no. no chickens aren't cold blooded they're.

look up make sure I'm looking it up wait. I did I no you're thinking of reptiles. that are cold blooded no that's what I'm. saying a chicken isn't a reptile mammals. are warm-blooded reptiles are cold. blooded no that's a true fact there's a. different a mammal is not okay you're. getting confused just I'm so glad I'm. not in school anymore because I'm. already bored of this too yeah now that. I think about it I never really thought. about what is a mammal I just thought. was like that's probably a mammal like a. dog probably a mammal I mean it it is it.

really is they don't birth eggs they. birth actual dogs so y yeah wait wait. wait yeah so what is a chicken um it is. a non-mammal it is a vertebrae a. vertebrae like a. back m is not a. vertebra that was crazy what crazy to. get killed if you heard that yeah hey. what what did you find instead of. looking up as a chicken a mammal he said. what is a chicken what the Yeah that's. going to bring it up um what is it what'.

you find it's an animal oh wow thanks go. back and ask a chicken a mammal no uh. chicken no to be a anal it has to have. vertebrae and give birth to liveon so is. a snake an animal that has a vertebra an. animal they lay they lay eggs but it has. a vertebrae but they lay eggs vertebrae. what does that M uh it'd be a non-. vertebrae I don't know what is a. vertebrae your back what is a vertebrae. well y'all are saying vertebrae thing.

is that the vertebrae are the little. pieces that make up your spine I am so. lost. ver you wait you have scoliosis I SC. scoliosis you should at least scis. always scrolling can't stop shopping you. should know what a vertebrae is oh my. gosh get M oh wait never mind you know. what's funny like I'm scrolling like. scrolling oh sis like oh sis like. scrolling oh sis scrolling o sis.

I made that up that was your first joke. wow yeah that was like an act like dude. there could be intelligent life just. like Harper beyond the stars wait do you. think do you think we. still stars dream on um no but what's it. called do you think if Anna was here she. would be able to fit in that oh. definitely an mcal could totally fit in. this m she would probably just like not. even like do the normal way you think. you could fit in there har yeah I do. let's see it okay and you can put the. lid on it too I okay okay like I did. come on that's that's it get on the.

ground no first first I have to no no I. have no I this is child abuse no I have. to do I have to do it a different way. how you got to do it put it down you. going to get in there shaped like an S. no no don't get in it don't get in it. you're going to break it I'm not going. to break. it he said you're too big no she going. to crack my seat I I'm not going to. crack the seat no get like get it like. curl up in a ball right there and I'll. set. it yeah there you go she so tiny oh no.

oh she's actually going to fit I think. she's got it why are you being so. aggressive with it I think she's got it. put your foot in her toes are crunching. so hard let me try something. El now now go on what the that's some. FIB I I don't know. doip oh my. gosh her legs are too long no her legs. are too long Cas why are my legs too. long it used to not be like that we. short on Harper can you do a pike oh.

yeah I can can I see. yeah wait what are you doing what are. you. doing no I mean like a jumping pike oh. Pike not what did I say I have no clue. girl I had do cheer I don't know I'm a. cheer I know five six seven eight one. two three four five. six what the. that's that was really. loud that's enough of that go wild.

cat okay you did not spell wild cat. what's your school animal or M um give. me a w actually my school give. me I'm trying to listen give me this. give me this give me a. D give. [Applause]. me oh man well my school mask is. actually something you don't want to. [Applause]. know that's enough cat.

that's enough any no everyone CLI off. the sound of the. policeone sorry so sorry about your ears. right now I'm so sorry I'm sorry to. everyone's ears we're losing our viewers. right now yeah it's literally like. people don't want to hear that losing my. ear drums right now wait what did you. say me I said people are clicking up. cash off see there yeah he's upsetting. the dog making Ella.

cry yeah you feel bad now no she should. be outside like a dog. no so mean please please stop cash. seriously stop nobody wants to hear that. why are y'all being so mean to me. because I actually think it's bad for. the episode why are you being so mean. cuz people aren't listening you're. hurting my feelings. now take the B hey don't take okay fine. put it away no see everyone gets so mad. at me here all can you why why no don't. mute that why why are yall so mad.

because nobody wants like nobody wants. to watch that like we have well I'm. having fun did you ever think about that. well it's not about what you want it's. about what sounded really selfish cash. well did you ever think about my. feelings that's it that's it no take it. from him if we all did you turn off my. mic yeah he turned off my mic turn my. mic back on no turn my mic back on. that's probably the biggest blessing. that could have happened on this. here's the thing cash.

what please please it's just it's very. loud and people genuinely genuinely cash. off the episode yeah no we're the no. it's not good for the for the Audio I. agree I'm 100% with MAV off the episode. we're on guys I have to use this now I. don't have a microphone cash I like this. is if I had a microphone nobody is. enjoying this nobody is enjoying it I. don't have a microphone. yeah let's rest we no we're going to.

restart I don't have a mic no we're. going to restart cuz you've done it too. long micophone I have to use it see now. I have a microphone that's all I. needed all right we're about to do we. need to restart like the episode why are. youall so mad because that like being so. genuine everybody is clicking off. because that so obnoxious no give me. give that that last like 3. minutes 3 minutes is long enough for. people to click off listen you she's. going to look at this episode and be. like why is this our worst performing.

episode ever I just don't I think it's a. great episode because y'all are being. hilarious right now y'all are so upset. like middle-aged people what yeah I'm. middle y' all sound like a middle-aged. person when I pull this out cash no. we're we're we have a show right now LOL. podcast M supposed to have fun your. voice is making my ear H put all the. cameras out of focus and just scream. into the microphones what the that whole. segment was probably 2 minutes long and. y'all are freaking. out yes.

take the batteries take the. batteries. stop you got almost well I'm glad we did. that well I'm glad y'all are such Party. Poopers that wasn't a party I don't know. what you call that but it was not a. party it literally was just that was. just poop yeah no. party well now that cash has decided to. stop being annoying no see that's the. attitude that's going to get the. microphone back on that's the attitude. that's going to turn this thing back on. yeah yeah whatever whatever so Harper.

what's your school mascot yeah so about. my school mascot y'all it's honestly. very very it's it's so when they made it. in the 19 whatever hisory yeah they made. it a while ago and they didn't know what. a it's it's like it's like basically. what even you wish I was using this now. huh no no no y'all don't understand our. mascot like all the teachers know it too. it is a guy riding a horse that used to. steal from little girls like just little.

girls like every like it's I like let me. show you what the okay I don't know this. is you're cheering what what word do you. say for your masers Marauders he's a. Marauder I don't even know what a. Marauder is sounds like you should be. saying like for something else what is a. mirage you don't even wait what is your. school mask got when they dress up what. what are they oh yeah yeah yeah one who. roams from place to place making attacks. and raids in search of a plunder that's. a Terri that's a m that's your mascot.

and he rides a horse that just says a. lot about the school yeah our school. it's that's like not something PR our. looks like like a pirate it's like a. pirate yeah it looks it's if y'all look. up a Marauder it's like a pirate and. it's it's not a good look for the school. so that's not we like to say go Big Red. instead of go Marauders it's fine. they're just a pirate okay well I I have. taken it upon myself yeah to to do what. get everyone the answers they want what.

what what wait answers I have here what. a jar yes there there's not a with. questions oh good and these questions. are specifically for the boys what what. the Maverick you're going to answer all. these questions since you're the only. man here. gladly see I can't i k i and they wonder. why I turn on my megaphone I kid I kid. they toss me to questions no no I. actually will be doing the jar holding.

oh I can't hold the jar no you might. break the jar okay all right so here is. y'all y'all know it's crazy is Kate. actually won't let anyone hold the jar. because she's actually thinks she's. convinced herself that that specific jar. is very fragile and she won't let anyone. hold it cuz she thinks we're going to. break it I don't think I know um I was. just thinking about what if I bought see. it's not fragile it actually almost. broke she need almost break you don't. know that it hit the metal it did not. almost break glass I only did that I. only did that to show you that the jar.

is not fragile I just know that Kate's. heart dropped right that moment wow that. was a great I'm glad we did that now. that we've wasted our time and cash just. threw my belongings no I was just. showing you that J Is Not Fragile you. don't got to have fear you had fear. thank you for that that fear should be. gone now thank you for that hun moving. on you're. welcome this is full of questions that. all of the girls in the world want to. know but they are too scared to ask guys. so K where did you get these questions. KY and I took it upon ourselves to come. up with them you made you made them up.

and harbor yeah and me did you come up. with any uh yeah oh I did um I came up. with some too but I don't think y'all. put mine in there no why would you come. up with questions girls are too afraid. to ask guys cuz I I know what girls are. too afraid to ask me because they. haven't asked me these questions and. I've been waiting for them what the okay. well can you give us one of those. questions real quick yes which one would. you like no don't because I actually did. put a couple of yours I did put a couple. of yours in here wait you put mine in. there I put a couple okay let's see what. map has okay no I mean before the jar.

opening what what question I have yeah. please um Enlighten us are you scared I. don't are you scared of period that's. what you're going to ask really M very. mature of you oh don't ask that are you. sure I'm positive Harper are you scared. of periods mm would never ask that okay. okay ask it you've been waiting cuz a. girl going to ask that know if he. actually M we have a very young audience. okay ask talk about M's going to ask.

this question and if it gets bleeped I'm. very sorry okay okay so here it goes. I've never had a girl asked me this and. it's been a concern of mine scared. is would you go swimming in the ocean. with a girl on her. period no cuz that's valid because. sharks smell blood and I'm not trying to. die no that's. valid water no do you no not would you. go swimming with the girl would you even. go swim would you yes so would you yeah.

what the that's dangerous no no it's you. don't think that's dangerous no because. you're not just like maybe that's why. most shark attack victims are women oh. that's not Beth Hamilton was makes a lot. of sense no I don't think that's what. that was accurate statement did you just. make that up I just made that up she. just completely made that up um so no. one wants to answer no I already said I. would go into the ocean because you're. not just like I think it's fine but like. I like person like if even if I just.

have like a little cut on my wrist I'm. going to be like I don't know I don't. want to risk that no but you're not. actually like that's different because. there's blood on your hand and it is. like literally going into the water when. typically when you're swimming you're. using a tampon okay I don't need to know. the details sweetheart well you ask you. ask second question no I have another. one didn't make it on there I think your. questions are. great can they just be done no Kate has. so many good questions real quick before. he says that can you guys comment down. below if you want me to bring back the. megaphone and I'm going I'm going to.

read the comments and if people say they. want the megaphone back he has to get at. least 20,000 likes to bring the. megaphone back 20,000 the it has to be. like top comment with that many likes to. get the megaphone back because 20,000 is. ABS I can't wait to see how many. dislikes the comment oh my gosh okay yes. everyone comment down below if I should. keep the megaphone but whatever the top. comment is everybody please like that. comment 20,000 likes to bring back the. megaphone okay and if it gets and if it. gets 20,000 dislikes then I'll never. never bring it back okay listen so uh.

please please here's my second question. please go like that girls have never. asked me is as a guy do you prefer to. hang out with tampon girls or pad girls. Maverick what doesn't make any sense. you're just weird oh and I they're. different kind of he's already said he's. already said this well I think that the. one we've had this convers feisty that's. literally what you said no yeah I think. pad girls are just a little more. adventurous they like to get out and do. more they're a little less stuck up. M just weird I think everyone would.

rather listen to the megaphone than. listen to you talk anymore I'm saying. the megaphone needs to be brought back. before we start talking like yeah you be. a t it gives off it gives off the. where's my hug guy I'm telling you no. you just sound like you're a little. stuck up no see everyone everyone's F. see this episode I told yall they all. came at me for no reason and now they're. turning on each other and they can't. even be friends okay why is everybody so. upset we're not upset okay the jar yes. K's upset M's upset and Kate's upset I. think FD question no one has ever asked. me oh y don't turn off his microphone.

don't turn off his microphone please. turn off his microphone is it off no. it's you're you're good is this thing on. you're good okay okay it's on yes okay. is this thing on what's wrong with you. my hug sorry where's my hug no if y'all. going to be me you don't get to know. what the third question no wanted to. know next The The J y'all really don't. want to know question honestly not. really like not really at all are you. sure positive if you're going to say it. say it I'm going to open this please.

don't say it really yeah you don't want. me to say it say it say it what would. you do if your girl cheated on you okay. that's fine what is that okay how is. that a question cheat back on her a girl. would ask me girls are too afraid ask. that's stupid I'm I'm opening the drawer. can I answer no I'm opening the drawer. okay so here's what I would do I would. convince your mother to fall in love. with me and then we'd go get eloped and. then I would make sure you're grounded. for life as your new stepdad. that's what I would do oh that's all.

right well first question first question. we have first question who should pay. for the first date a boy. women that was so easy give me the next. one I for my first date I paid for my. first date who should pay for the first. date see Harper's with Harper's with i p. for my stupid first date are you kidding. me you see stupid what what's it called. uh what's it called like not adversity. not like. you6 equality yes but no what's like the.

Modern Age like the feminism no jzy um. the modern a okay I don't know Harper's. with the modern era see women paying for. dates I like that and they should go to. war too instead of me I'm scared of War. all right answer oh um should a woman or. a man pay for the date I'd be delighted. I think if it's a first date it should. be. free for both parties I agree I think I. think the restaurant should comp the. restaurant should just comp it it's the. first dat at least up to like $40 just.

walk out don't pay just leave run then. you get to see what kind of person they. are if they'll run with you or if. they'll stay back to pay for the date. yeah all right next question well does m. want to turn to draw no I'll just draw. do you want to turn to draw yeah I do. okay what the thank. you the he he m a guy to say give me. give me didn't say that did I your hand. give me that give me that it's just too. far is the number of guy friends your. girl has significant to you yes what the.

freak kind of question is this is the. number of guy friends for what what to. find guy somebody she knows their name. or like somebody she hangs out with she. ain't hanging out with no guys. significant number Zer zero to Def find. a guy to find a guy. friend okay. ow why' you just whip me f every every. time you put on the microphone I will. whip you with the microphone thing so oh. that came off of his freaking hurt. where' that come from your microphone I.

ow go that actually. hurts yeah you talk about microphone so. better use the microphone again no but. wait where did it come from the. microphone the edge of it the end of it. oh it fell off touch the microphone and. you're going to don't whip me with that. please all right next question wait guys. have to open it no I'll open it no it's. guys I'm one of the boys I'm going to. blare this I'm one of the boys I'm going. to BL this in your ear she's threatening. you give me it give me it I'm going to.

play it I'll play it give me it. fine open it I was just playing around. with my snake my pet snake Alfred all. right next. question what do you notice first about. a. girl obvious okay next question what. what the we give an answer no next. question their eyes is it annoying when. girls are being emotional yes man I'm. going to fly through this this is so.

easy this is like can't believe these. are I can't believe you want thoughts in. women's head like I thought this was no. knowledge what goes through your head. when a girl is crying please stop yes. dude this guy's spot on I nail all of. them why aren't guys more in touch with. their feelings cuz we don't have them. let me let me go let me do something all. let me do my last one all the guys that. I talked to they're very in touch with. their feelings what the they'll cry All. Cried me there H come back please no oh.

I I couldn't read it first how do you. guys feel about periods well glad madin. open this question we be talking on this. for 45 minutes uh honestly periods are. fine I'm scared of exclamation points. the M favorite word is periods period. wait can can you just repeat your joke. just in case I didn't hear it cuz it was. just so funny I think everyone should. hear it said I said honestly I'm not. that scared of periods I'm more. intimidated by or scared of exclamation. points you said yesterday he repeats.

jokes a lot I didn't say that he's like. a stand up comedian same I did a video. with it except his not even funny. all right I'll do one. more what's your favorite kind of. clothes girls. what Blue. Lemon. he well well the girls want to know the. guys might already know it the girls. want to know the girls actually want to. know y'all are just an astronauts too. I can make that happen there you go how.

long does it take for a guy to commit. three. months well sometimes uh how long does. it take for a guide to commit um usually. after you say. yes what after a girl says yes they're. they're committed usually committed to. what what do you mean what's that the. question doesn't really like say. anything it just says commit commit to a. dating commit to marriage usually if a. guy asks you you say yes. I'd say he's.

committed what kind of question I don't. like M's answers what kind of question. was it okay I'll open the next. one put your microphone. down it. does all right what is it do you think. girls. should do you think girls should be. nicer to guys that's yeah I think you. should yeah it says do you think it's. okay for girls to make the first move. yeah but I wanted to do my question. question I think they should sometimes.

they're kind of. mean uh this question says do you think. it's okay for girls to make the first. move uh yeah it can be it could be. attractive you I'm never making the. first move that's so weird a girl like. let her know like like like you know the. little like come on one of y'all do like. the little eyes I got it triangle method. I got. it that one it's good if a girl does. that okay I don't even think girl needs. to do that you just look in the general.

direction of a guy and they're like what. the Yeah accurate wait say that again. what like you don't even have to look a. guy directly in the eyes turn your head. towards yes you just like look like if. I'm looking at Kate but I'm not I'm like. looking off in the direction a guy would. like she's looking at me oh my gosh. she's looking at me she's making eye. contact to me yeah I think y'all they're. saying we're desperate I think I think. they think they're very attractive or. something yeah no they think every guy. that just looks their directions. somebody's got some ego. some some people here really think they.

got it. all uh do you ever judge a girl based. off their social media yep. yes very much how to know if a guy likes. you if he tells you it's not that. simple some guys just. don't some would know would know then. you're guessing some guys be lying uh. this is how I want myig turn off crying. okay wait wait let me open some let me. open some before it's all gone accurate. biggest turn off crying what no I'd say.

biggest turnoff is being a dude seconds. crying yeah true being a dude y terrible. are we are we really your type if not. what was your type before us wait is. that how do you know what girl like. we're talking about no like that was. that was like am I really your type cash. or did you just did you just pick me. wait wait wait what am I really your. type are you asking me like is this a. general questions or am I your type but. is that a general I can confirm after. all I've the girls I've seen cash with.

that is his. type thanks M you're not. helping well what I I'm like Maverick. who got a different looking one each. time actually don't have a type I like. women I like women actually every girl. never mind what the you know what I'll. spare you was it going to be about me no. no it wasn't every I'd open the next. question yes. sir uh yes what is it like to.

pee amazing it's one of the best. feelings there is pooping is better but. pee close second I really think re. should be backwards you know how it's. like number one and number two should. totally be backwards pooping should be. number one no should be number. two pooping feels way better than but. you get to you can even walk around. y'all know y'all know sometimes and. don't say cuz I I have so many. conversations with people about no you. don't pooping some sometimes hits like. sometimes it's like that I needed that I.

needed that are you you told meeing I'm. not disagreeing at all see you're not. disagreeing pooping do not different for. me sometimes pooping you're like that. was like. needed you're sitting there like wish I. could do that again yes what the no like. I don't want it to be over yet what. the heck no I don't think like that goes. by so quick sometimes all right last. question uh what would your reaction be.

if your girl cheated okay so I would. dude I'm not even I I have no heart I. would send him straight to the streets. of content straight to the streets M's. going to marry her mom and then he's. going to ground you for life as your new. Step stad yes that's what he said before. the episode I said that on the episode. yeah he said it before the episode on. the episode and he was about to say. before the episod I heard you tell. Alexis you did say it before the I. thought Alexis but nobody heard me no I. sure did that's why KN ex why dropping. on my conversation that if a girl if a.

girl cheats on me I'd buy her a boat and. I would act I act like I don't know that. she cheated on me yet buy her a boat. send her out into the ocean but what she. didn't know is the boat had a small tiny. leak in. it you know what she dies if a girl. cheated on. me wait a. second oh gosh never. mind what are you thinking I I a girl. did cheat on me and I did yeah that's. what I was thinking too didn't didn't.

marry her mom so I guess I'm a. liar if my hair was I would have want to. look like this or actually not like I. left you left and cried and gambled I. didn't gamble didn't gamble yes uh cash. gambled no don't try to flip the story. around M cash gambled for me keny if. either of the boys cheated on us all we. have to do is go to their parents house. and tell them and they'll disown the. boys that's so true they'll keep us but. they'll dis on their sons your mom would.

still love y'all and reach out every now. and again what my dad wouldn't your dad. I don't know if your dad would talk to. y'all oh no if my hair was to be Cur One. on US cheaters hey if my hair was to be. curled this is how I I do too hey I was. actually speaking um oh well good news I. got good news for you I didn't care um. okay wow stop that I I again again he. needs two two lashes no stop it no no no. two lashes it doesn't even hurt it's.

like the hung games yeah give it to me. why you doing it so easy no it doesn't. hurt yes you go so much harder when you. hit matter doesn't hurt no exactly so it. doesn't hurt yeah does it no it doesn't. hurt at all yeah exactly I know why I. said. out I know whoa Kate didn't freak out. just now when the jar was thrown cuz I. know how to catch because I broke her. fear she's a softball player broke her. fear the jar Bean she always thought if. you touched it on she thought if I set. it down on the counter too hard it would. break but now that she knows you can. just drop it question do you think you.

and Kenzie could beat me and cash in. softball yes oh there's no way are you. kidding there's no way softball you did. I well first of all how do you even test. that the softball is like a freaking 10. person sport yeah I don't know a way to. test it well I would say the best way to. test it is like we all were we were all. be like 10 10 balls you pitched him. balls and I know test it's easy yeah we. a whiffle ball Style. no it's very easy actually if we just. need one more guy they need one more.

softball player and then it's easy you. can have a pitcher an outfielder and. just somebody on one of the bases I. ain't going to lie I haven't touched a. softball in like four years. so I'm not do you have any scary. softball. stories. um not to me but like I've seen some. pretty pretty you saw some things out. there y ever play with a guy guys after. y'all finish this I forgot to tell y'all. I the biggest story in the world that. happened last night okay and keep.

watching if you want to hear the rest of. that story yeah okay I would say the. worst thing I watched was one time when. you're a pitcher you're supposed to wear. like a face mask but not all of them do. oh and you know they're pretty close so. but yeah the girl just got like drilled. in the face and it knocked her out and. she was bleeding all over the field. knocked her out she got the girl hit the. ball she pitched the ball the girl hits. it with the bat comes back hits her in. her face knocked her out blood all over. the field ambulet came and took her off. the ambulance what it's like 70 M hour.

ball that's going towards your face yeah. it is pretty it is rough that's funny. she thinks women can hit 70 M hour I. have too many stories to even. tella I have no clue what they hitting. my that was like the scariest one to me. I've seen how fast do y'all like how. fast is that ball coming out how fast it. go like 60 yeah 60 told you to the bat. to the bat well once by the time he gets. there it's probably about 60 when she. first pitches it it's probably a little. quicker yeah yeah and then when they hit. it with the like when you put a radar on. off the bat house I don't know I don't.

think they never measure that. yeah I don't think that's like a thing. you can measure it oh I he was like. pitch speed yeah yeah well can I tell my. story wait do you have any horrifying. story you have stories well I have quite. a few stories my batteries just I'll few. quick and then I'll say one that was. like really crazy crazy um I've seen. several people break their bones and. like the bonees sticking out that's. crazy no way always not like wanted to. but I've always just seen like somebody.

if I was just playing a sport or at the. skate park or something somebody's bone. was just sticking out that's crazy was. this college though that you saw it or. just like over time no over the years. like even 10 12 years oh I did watch one. of my friends tear her ACL that was a. hard one I had a friend playing. shortstop and she went down to tag the. girl and the cleats cuz you wear metal. cleats in softball the metal went her. arm like drug up yeah I've seen that. crazy um one time we had a catch her she. didn't have her mask on they were just. um um practicing and the pitcher threw. the ball and she turned her head at the.

last minute to talk to somebody she. didn't realize it hit her right in. between the nose and the eye socket. shattered her eye socket broke her nose. her nose is like on the side of her face. no face I one time I was when when I was. younger probably like 12 my dad was like. trying to make me a pitcher in softball. or he was like if you want to do it you. can and I was like yeah I want to do it. and so we were in the backyard and I was. getting pretty mad because I'm I. couldn't do it I was not very good at. all so I'm getting mad and he's trying. to coach me and I'm like I'm so mad at.

him I'm just going to throw this ball as. hard as I can and like I had never. thrown a good pitch in my entire life. and it like curved like at the last. second and it went and it like literally. broke his nose the glove no it literally. like curved around his glove and like. broke his nose and he was like bleeding. and like passing out and I was like Mom. and when I was like and then he's like. and and and he's like he's like and then. he comes to and he's like that was a. great pitch. and he knocks out again and my mom was. like Kate get the phone get the phone.

and then I was like where's your phone. and like Zach had it upstairs or. something and I was like there's no. phone who do I call and like yeah oh my. God I asked my dad about it you didn't. know that yeah I felt so bad I was. crying I was like Dad I'm so sorry I. killed you go I killed you ha de no but. I think the craziest story like I don't. know if anything ever tops this in my. entire life it was so crazy um so there. was like a little blooper hit ride over. second base the second baseman have I.

already told you this no but I just the. blooper the blooper do what you mean. woman you said the second baseman the. second based woman second Bas woman. second B girl I feel like that's. something you care about more than me I. just thought it was weird okay that's. just what it's called give your gender. credit whatever yeah credit to us fine. the runner no no no no oh the player oh. so the person who was in the field yeah. uh she had a glove on the second base. woman and the right fielder since it was.

a blooper right over second base's head. the second baseman was running backwards. and the right that's oh my gosh the. second B we just want to know like which. one sound like he changed genders now. and I'm confused he called the second. baseman even if it's a girl yes they. call him second baseman okay I just. second and the right fielder were coming. at each other because they were going. for the same Ball but they weren't. calling it off so they collided right. and like they just B dropped to the. floor like no screaming or anything just. Dro to the floor and they weren't.

getting up and like run over there right. blood everywhere and the whole game has. stopped now like the even the runner was. like oh my gosh they're dead because. they literally looked like they just. collapsed okay so I'm over there blood. everywhere I'm like looking at the blood. on the second baseman's head second base. woman's head and I'm sorry I would have. ran for a home. run you're like SC that's your time to. shine I mean you got to get your stats. up for college yeah I mean you need the. points I'm dragging the story on too.

long there were teeth in the second base. woman's. head how old were you when this happened. I was 16 yeah then it's true it's true. that's crazy and the right. fielder I was there it was my head no. it's true it's facts I saw it on the. news well the right fielder like picks. her head up right blood all over her. mouth three missing teeth no way no. godone I'm so serious y'all okay but I.

felt really bad for her cuz the next few. days at school she had to come to school. right and she just didn't have teeth cuz. she no she had to go get surgery to get. new teeth and so for a few days she just. didn't have teeth oh my gosh that's my. worst fear any time I'm playing anything. or ever get hit in the mouth and like it. hurts really bad I'm like please help my. please be my tooth there I need my tooth. there when I SM when I check it here in. a. second that's crazy I don't ever want to. lose the tooth from that imagine you're. like oh there's teeth in my. hair like teeth getting jabbed into head.

I wonder that's how the Tooth Fairy. feels it's like wow I just got more. teeth I didn't even realize I got these. today yeah no but yeah so so now I'll. tell you all my story yeah crazy story. she told me on the way here she had. something crazy to tell us oh yeah it's. and you just now bringing this up come. on sorry. well all right so basically we like to. hear the story now okay well what. happened was um last night my sister. comes home home with my crush oh what. the he.

is wait wait wait wait wa wait wait hold. were you mad yes cuz they've already. made out before wait with your crush. wait wait wait she. is okay cut continue continue please. continue no no no no we are going to. have to have your sister on this. podcast you should buy your sister today. this should have been the day this. morning I was like I was like can I talk. about this on the podcast she was like. yeah okay and he was downstairs she was.

like oh yeah I'm going want to be famous. wait wa wait wait whisper me the name oh. yeah he wait no we don't need to know. the name I I'll whisper it to you after. so oh I got to know the name basically. you don't even know it's insane so I've. I've like I thought this guy was cute. he's asked me to like go on a redheaded. two man because like me and my friend. are redheads he was like oh yeah I want. to go on a two man and I was like oh how. old is he he is one year older than me. two wait what's a two man like like a. double dat I don't know but just with. one man no no no no no two two girls. yeah yeah just a double dat besides the.

point besides the point um there was um. what's it called he him my sister is one. year older than him he is one year older. than me so he's in the middle which is a. little weird I was like Reese please. don't do anything with this poor poor. man and she's like she was like so one. night she went to a grad party and she. kissed him and stuff and I was like re I. was like Reese what's wrong with you I. was like come on like you know I like. him and then she was like yeah no it's.

I'm sorry like he he likes me sorry. whatever and then and then I was like I. was like girl I was like girl please. don't ever do that again so last night. she comes in she no just no way this. story is real on my life it's true at. the end she's going to say it's a joke. no on my life it's true so then I did. you come up with this like last night no. no so last night she comes into my house. and I open the door for her har unlock. the door I'm like okay she comes to my. house your sister comes to your house.

the. audacity wow no her curfew is your house. with your crush me personally I wouldn't. have let her in no her curfew is 12:30. so she comes in at like 12:35 so I'm. like hello like what like hello and oh. so she was past curfew so you were like. no longer your. house so she walks in with her friends. and then I see a tall person and I'm. like who is this it's my crush oh and I.

was like what is mton no I was like what. is he doing here like he's not like. actually my crush but he's like my super. senior Crush you know like if that was a. thing you know so what do you mean if. that was a thing isi he's on he's older. than me yeah so he walks in I'm like oh. hi like hi name insert name like tree hi. tree so I was like Hey tree um he was. like Hey Harper and I was like Hey I was. like what are you doing doing here um. what she doing here and Reese was like.

oh yeah he got kicked out of his house. he has to spend the night and I was like. Mom's going to kill you if she finds out. that a boy spent the night at our house. so she was like yeah he can just sleep. on a mattress in my room and I was like. no he'll sleep on the couch or in my. room no I'm. get for a second I was like Wow Harper. you're like you can sleep on the couch. or in my room no go where I was thinking. no so they so they they all come in my. room to clarify you meant he could sleep. in your room and you'd sleep with your. sister uh.

no just continue whatever you were. saying basically what happened was he. was like he was like they all come in my. room they're like how are we going to do. this my how is Mom like not going to. find out so we talked about it for like. an hour at this point it's like one and. they're like oh yeah like Harbor oh. sorry they're like Harbor can you say. it's like your friend and it's a your. gay friend or something and I was like. you know what's crazy what we tried that. once yeah we did try that didn't go well. we were like Mom she's gay she's gay. She's a Lesbian yeah no no but she also.

likes. God no so yeah that happened and then. finally my they were moving the mattress. onto rees's floor and then they banged. the stairs and my mom woke up she's like. oh my God what's wrong she's like like. she she was freaked out cuz she heard. something and I was like Mom please. chill out and so I opened the door like. to my room and they opened their door. and we all walked downstairs and my mom. was like who is this and and my mom was. like or my sister was like okay um he. got kicked out of his house house and he. just y I already know this was the most. awkward situation for homeboy he's just.

standing there in the middle of the. night and everyone's just yell keep in. mind I house keep in mind I didn't have. socks on so I was like I got to go in my. room and get socks on cuz this is like. my crush so um I put yeah so like I put. socks on so your mom's yelling at your. sister homeboy standing there you're. running upstairs I'm running I'm running. in my room to get socks and it's all. crazy my friend my sister's friends are. just like and um yeah it's just crazy so. then my mom's like finally she like okay. he can sleep on the couch upstairs like.

that's fine like if he doesn't have a. house and I'm like what Mom are you. serious like are you serious are you. homeless people just into your home our. our rooms are upstairs by the way the. couch so these are our rooms the couch. is right here in the upstairs living. room so it's like it's literally like. our like Reese's room is a studio my. room is Maverick's room this is the. couch where he slept so I would I was. trying to sneak out but uh of my room no. I'm kidding no no no but um then I think. they stayed up till like three just. talking and stuff but my mom let him in.

and then it gets crazier he comes in my. room and he asked for a bonnet like a. hair Bonnet a Silk Hair Bonnet what what. the he said I have black person hair and. I was like it's straight I don't I don't. know what you mean he's like no shot he. asked for a bonnet he asked for a bonnet. cuz he was like yeah you sent me a photo. on Snap with it on one time and I was. like yeah I know I don't have my Bonnet. anymore it like got like it got like. homep with Bonnet yes so you know you. just try not to judge guys just don't.

sleep with a bonnet that night my friend. like no so he didn't get to sleep with. his Bonnet so I was like I was like I'm. so sorry I don't have my Bonnet anymore. keep in mind I do have the Bonnet and. it's hot pink by the way it is a hot. pink Bonnet she sleeping with it though. yeah he he sleeps with the black bonnet. so I'm like I don't know if you want the. hot pink one or the black bonnet like. sorry I and also my hot pink Bonnet like. I feel like this boy has lies so I'm not. giving him my Bonnet yeah that's fact I. had lies before woke up oh it happened. no so I woke up and he was on the couch.

I was like Hey and keep in mind my hair. was all like crazy and I was like Hey. and he's like I was like what he was. like why do you look like that I'm. kidding that not like why you got a. Bonet on like said you have one so my. sister was sitting on the couch with him. and they were talking about where he. should go if he should stay at my house. and my mom was like no you got to go you. got to go we have my sister I seor. pictures we got to go and so this was. this morning yeah this morning so I was. like CRA wish I could been there I was. like Kate's about to pick me up for the. podcast probably got to get going so he. goes to his friend's house and yeah.

that's that's all that's crazy wow what. the so you no longer have a crush on him. then no I mean now that he likes my. sister it's just and you found out he. sleeps with a bonnet yeah I mean I find. that pretty cute oh my God you like. Bonnet you hear that guys no no I was. start sleeping with bonnets like Bon I. like when he. sleeps did you watch Himes I do that too. yeah I watch Watcher like creeping out. the door watching I'm not going to lie. when I walk in on somebody sleeping I do. look at them for a second I'm like look.

at them they're just so like off that's. crazy they're just not on like no not. vulnerable that's the wrong thing. they're just literally off like they're. not somebody like literally took the. batteries out of like and you walk in. like holy cow turned off thing to do is. like just look at Cash when he sleeps. because he sleeps like like if this is. the bed he's like and he's always got. some sort of R like out and then he. he'll be. like he like breath funny hey that's.

fine Kate's new favorite thing when she. goes to bed without me I walk in to come. to bed her new favorite thing is to wake. up and just tell me how mean and rude I. am that's that's what she does I come to. bed I I try to sneak in there quietly I. get in bed I as soon as she does it as. soon as I lay down I lay down pull the. cover on and she goes like you're so. mean you're so I'm mean mean mean you're. so mean and I'm like what the freak dude. and she just she goes back to sleep I. was pretty mad the other night because.

for some reason when like I have to be. up early and I know I have to be up. early like you know you can't fall. asleep obviously but if cash is laying. in bed like I'll fall asleep quicker but. when he's not it just takes me forever. so I was mad because I had to be up. early but he wasn't coming to bed so I. couldn't fall asleep and it was just. going to take even longer and the same. thing happened two nights in a row and. the next night I she let me have it the. next night I was pretty mad and the. thing is is that I was dead asleep I was. so dead asleep and I woke up up to yell. at him about how I couldn't sleep yeah. she W she said you're so mean I can't.

sleep and you know what you're doing to. me and so mean what you're doing now I'm. awake and look what you did to me I'm. going back to bed I'm like what the. you just woke up just to say that and. now you're out again this morning I woke. up and cash we have these like nude like. literally like skin colored sheets like. they're literally just like a color like. this and cash is like wrapped up in it. like a butterfly and a cocoon and he. looked like Lally a sausage link with a. head on it like I should have taken a.

picture of it cuz I was like you dude. she is the biggest bully that's what I'm. saying no I'm sleeping at night she's. like I hear sausage with a head on it. I'm like what no because it's like. imagine if you took a sheet this color. and wrapped it around you super tight. you'd look like there was no sheet. wrapped around me I was sleeping like a. normal human yes but it was wrapped. around you I don't think so it was you. mean he had a blanket on no he had a. sheet and it was like tucked into his. body it was like he tucked himself in. what the no you tucked yourself in no I.

don't tuck myself in he does he he. actually asked me tuck him in sometimes. he's like M tucks Kinzie in the other. night he was like no I don't tuck her in. no this is what this is what he said oh. gosh we're all playing games or whatever. and he's like I think keny's gonna go to. bed he said this he literally he goes um. guys give me one second I got to go put. keny to bed and then and then I'll be. back and we all turned we said put her. to. bed what are you doing like close your. eyes shut your mouth dream a dream to.

get all right she's out let's play boys. no literally turn on the Xbox no I just. I just let her go to sleep and then I. and then I what do you mean you did she. cry in the middle of the night too and. you got to go into her room and be like. Oh to be fair I also said something I. was like put me to bed like seriously no. but he's just very kind and I go lay. down in the bed talk to me for a few. minutes I fall asleep and then he walks. away I don't know any other man that. that puts their right put put 24y old. woman there went to bed yeah would you. like me to start putting you to bed so.

you can sleep better she would like no I. looky get mad when I'm trying to fall. asleep and he's trying to cuddle me I'm. like get off of me no you don't I sure. do I get so sweaty know no that is. complete lie I it sweaty no she's like. cuddle me and I'm like yes sweetheart. even though even though I'm trying to. fall asleep right now I'll sacrifice. myself and I turn around and I hold her. and then I go like this I'm like okay. she's.

out where are you going out nowhere. nowhere I'm right I'm right here I'm. right here yes it is and then I'm. like and then I get over here and then. I'm like okay she she's good she's like. she's and then she's like you can cuddle. me if you want I'm like well good thing. I don't want to anymore because it's. 1:00. a.m. that is not true that is true. that's so true I just know that's. actually okay I do say that I'm like you. can come I'm like you can come L with. with me if you want yeah or or yeah or. when she's done cuddling with me and. we're like laying together she'll turn.

around and she'll go I'm going to go to. bed now but you can cuddle me I'm like. thanks for the. permission after that I'm going to go. tuck myself. in awkward Sil also got yeah there was. some awkward silence that that was. really bad and we've never had awkward. silence on here but like that just. happened yeah that did just wa where was. the awkward silence you didn't feel the. awkward silence like 15 seconds ago no. no it was like 5 seconds ago now seven. wait do you guys have a problem with. this everyone be quiet I mean like after.

like we clearly clearly no like after we. all laugh like like let's all laugh. together and then stop the 3. 21 no but anyways like I there's a. little awkwardness there you don't feel. that M doesn't feel awkwardness he says. the most awkward things he's just so. used to now he lives in awkwardness he. doesn't even know it after he says. something awkward he. goes oh I do not like that noise he sure. does do that.

she's talking about when you. go sounds no it sounds funky all right. do it this is what M does he said. something awkward no one's laugh do it. well that's not what I do first of all. not at all what I do little bit I will. do it when I'm just. bored so you get bored up do say. something awkward what but the no. because you're having me do it in the. sense of like I do it when I'm awkward. and nothing's awkward fine just do what. you do when you're not. awkward show it to. us this is what time are we at no no.

show it to just do it no I'm not a. freaking circus animal yes you are do it. come on I'm not your puppet do a treat. no on for a treat M show it to us man. what no what do you mean what you know. exactly what we're talking about you try. to fit in that thing okay I'll turn my. microphone on okay all right do. it that's exactly what he does is that. not is that not. weird all right fine I'll fit in this. thing that's cuz Harbor can't yeah I. I'm going to fit in my hamper now also.

make sure that you guys go like the. comment in case you haven't already. whatever the top comment is saying keep. the microphone go get that comment to. 20,000 likes because dislike it we need. to bring this baby back and that don't. prove to them because I know after this. episode is there going to be that cash. that megaphone part was horrid yeah why. did you do that everyone's everyone he's. shaking their head right everyone's. going to be like don't ever bring that. back that was hor we literally almost. should have restarted the episode and I. need you guys to go like the talk. comment saying keep the microphone and. get it to 20,000 likes so I can prove. them wrong if this has so many dislikes.

it's going to be so funny and then and. then when that happens I can't wait to. read the amount of likes no when that. gets 20,000 likes I'm going to come on. an episode and I'm going to I'm going to. have a screenshot and I'm going to pop. it up right here for all y'all to look. at it and all y'all one by one to say. you're sorry you I'm so zoned out of. this you were just dragging this on yeah. how about you getting the laundry basket. no one was listening they literally only. want me to fit inside. things that's all you're good for maybe. I don't want to fit inside things okay. well then let's end the episode fine how. about you just leave then I think see.

that he's like what time is it we should. the episode Kate's like oh we end the. episode I'm having am I the only one. that has fun here me and you reach like. for me like Peak obnoxious level you've. reached it you know what oh my gosh he. broke it oh my goodness yo he has been. getting big let me tell you this boy. been getting big we went out to eat the. other day this little boy sat in the. chair outside believe it or not he sat. down and he and the chair collaps he. collapsed the chair collapsed yeah he. broke the chair coll it lit folded it.

stra like Flat Stanley like I literally. looked at it sorry go ahead wait no I. looked at it and he looked like imagine. Kate's chair but then the the the legs. go this way and the back goes that way. it literally just folded itself where. was that Lambos yeah yeah I knew I know. know cuz she's at that place every day. guys a brick wall no that's the hang. tell though I can tell like I know what. the yeah this man got to you got to. figure something out bro this man sat.

down in the chair and just had too many. twink it happens it happens and then. some lady walking by laughed at him like. it was the funest thing literally I fall. already feeling fat and shameful yeah. and old lady this old lady walks by she. goes it was my favorite thing and I was. like what the freak you're about to die. soon okay why you laughing at me and she. walked by and she was like oh sorry if. you didn't want me laughing at that it. was just is so funny I was like hope. you're okay thanks for the apology no.

that old lady she should come on the. podcast that lady was dope all right. here we go get in it if I break this. chair too I'm going to be so sad wait. you should you should go butt first and. be like a suitcase yeah please do it. like go butt first every time I do that. I hurt myself just go butt first fine. now go but. first hurt my he's going to get stuck. now put your legs up yeah stick your. legs up real quick as high as you can. lift his lift his feet Harper I can't.

yeah grab grab lift them lift them grab. your legs you got to lift them hi she. doesn't got her strength I know your. hand. [Music]. string throw around wow. stretch stop getting. stretched hamstrings are on fire here. I'll get you out cash hey can you walk. on all fours if we lift you up lift see. if you can walk. around come on Kate you got it you got.

you trained for this at the gym. Kate walk around on all fours cash. please you look like a. snail feel. vulnerable feel very. vulnerable I don't like it you look you. literally do look like a Herra vable I'm. vable no what's this nail from SpongeBob. Jerry Gary Gary not position like you.

should be. in do a handstand it's actually very. awkward to get out of well just get. up. dang okay now get on your hands and walk. around yeah get on your hands come on I. know the blood is rushing to his head. right now oh there you go. he shaped like the letter. [Laughter].

B push him. down I my pinky. to. H guys thank you for watching the. episode don't like the comment about the. mega dislike it h.