Giving Kate Sabrina Carpenter Tickets!
we're doing seek Santa K I'm just trying. to be nicer to you so I got you. something to repair or damage the. relationship a little what the what is. it what is it shut up M he got me Serena. Carpenter tickets how much were they. price doesn't matter what matters is the. thought and whatever you got me is worth. it it's okay what do you mean are you. trying to take my gi give my. gift it's a bottle of mouthwash cuz your. breath stink sometimes all I want for. Christmas is lit Miss Grinch to uh jump.
through that hole the wall here we. [Music]. go what's up guys welcome back to our. Christmas episode We wish you a Merry. Christmas we wish you a merry wish you a. merry. Christmas I would just like to say. something um now that we are all in our. own gay apparel what um. what I feel like I'm iname can you for. us so we can get it because he said gay.
apparel he thinks it's funny that's real. funny mou moving on. you're I'm wearing something lit man is. it litmus up in here yeah I'm the litmus. Grinch dude you ain't a litmus Grinch. you. a a what a jit Miss cringe oh yeah. whatever that creative at some point. during this episode I will serenate you. guys with we wish you Merry Christmas. don't she worry no please don't please. don't Ser actually. that oh my God all right well I.
mean what do youall want for Christmas. there could be multiple things without. I'd like to just start with something um. Harper I'm really mad right now what's. going on don't say any names no we can't. talk about that MAV why not you know we. can't talk about that so why are you. bringing it up we can't talk about no. you can't talk about that well I'm I'm. sick of people coming up no no no no no. stop it stop it you can't talk about. that Harper you can't talk about speak. your mind no okay.
no I'm sick of. people you're going to get yelled at now. and then I'll get yelled at later so. it's just not you won't get yelled at by. my mom can you see huh barely like does. that thing p in his face I feel kind of. like is Flyn ryer doesn't he have hair. in his face hey you know surprisingly. this is one of the most rider Jimmy. Neutron oh this is one of the most. comfortable chairs that I've ever sat in. and I'm not even capping wait wait wait. ever in Period or ever said in on the. Pod I mean maybe period cuz this thing I.
mean it's aired up under my butt o Dude. so it's like depending on where I'm. going the air just flows around with it. that dog is stretched out right now like. the the latex on that dog's body is. running thin I'm so mad oh we know and. we can talk about it after the episode I. really don't understand why we can't. vaguely talk about it then the video is. going to get more and more views Harper. you got to stop making videos with. people that's that's it okay you got to. start barking at theme Hime him him. I actually I have something I was.
meaning to bring up on our next podcast. episode what what's up um the state of. the economy no um we were cash and I. were in the car the other day and we're. talking about our future house and like. things we want to have when we build our. future house what am I at your future. house absolutely not so actually that is. not I know where this story's going this. book crap no so I open up so we're. talking about something and he's like oh. I have a note on my phone open it up the. house.
no so he's like open up the note and add. that to the list and I was like why and. he was like well we're going to forget. little details like that if we don't. write them down so I was like okay so I. opened up his Notes app and there is. only one thing he has on his no no. that's that's cap there was multiple. things that was just the number one the. list that was just the number one thing. the number one thing is it a secret. gaming. room no the number one thing cash wants. in his future house and he unironically. put this like he was not trying to be. funny I just caught him looked through. his nose did she catch you like.
it was a wait wait who got you smiling. like that like yeah what you smiling. like that t cuz it's crazy yeah I got. her smiling like that I'm saying this. out here baby that's got nobody smiling. actually that's got everybody laughing. so anyways C I want everyone to guess. what my number one thing is yeah M you. think it's a secret gaming room it's a. secret something I think it's a. secret no it doesn't doesn't got to be. secret no um I it's just when me and K. build a house one day what do you think.
my number one jacuzzi you know what that. was on the list it wasn't number one I I. was also going to guess that but let me. guess something. else um it's not something you already. have no I would no I would bet it's. something to do with me I. something I would actually go so far to. tell you I would genuinely give you guys. a million dollars if you could guess it. wait no one shake on it shake on it I. mean no one's guessing this cash $100. but no you don't owe him anything he.
said he'd just give it to you I know but. he's not going to give me a million. dollars I want to shake my hand for. something so oh wow smart $100 did you. tell her and he has gloves on did you. read my. notes how would I get in your phone I. don't know I'm just make to lose $100. okay we shake on it what kind. of that was nasty okay look at my. fingers all right Thats So Weird what do. you think it was is it like a little. built-in thing for your Snacks by your. bedside wrong but that was a great.
answer that was good I add that to my L. let me guess a boxing ring no no that's. on the list no do you want to know. Cash's number one request for his future. house wait I want to guess let me think. for a. second I'll give you a hint it involves. the bathroom a big toilet oh separate. separate toilets no and a locked door so. Kate can't watch you I mean no but. that's. good okay just tell is it wait is it. like a TV in the bathroom good man we.
got have more of these conversations. before I build up day oh heck no heck. heck no no Cas will not use that his. number one request for our future house. is that the toilets have to have. extremely deep bowls that is the number. one thing he wants oh so does it Splash. on you yeah when when you pee as. specifically it just flashbacks just. hits you splashback I mean splashback or. splashback when you're peeing when. you're peeing in a shallow toilet bowl.
man it Splash back when you're peeing in. a deep toilet bowl you're so stupid It. Don't splash back why wouldn't you just. add in a. Ural oh yeah that is a great idea that's. what I'm saying a Jal then you just pee. on the floor half the time what no wait. you don't do that no what you pee on the. floor in a Ural noal well some urals got. did you guys know that what that some. urals go all the way to the floor I bet. you guys didn't know that I you can like. step they start up here and they're like.
four or 5T long and you pee on the floor. are those like considered nice urinals I. mean they're at like Broms brahs does. have them sometimes and they they go all. the way to the floor oh that's the point. and you pee pretty much in the floor I. think it has something to do with. gravity and the physics of like the Arc. of the stream you're basically just. peeing on the wall Tri down there's like. no. spash no impact on the wall if you go. straight at theall wall it would be bad.
oh my you can tell a man's intelligence. just by walking in the bathroom. apparently cuz they can't pee in a. circle they have to pee on like horrible. honestly oh oh when we were in. [Music]. Vegas he look like a gorilla though like. you really. did um when me and when me and M went to. Vegas last month I accidentally I was on. my phone um trying to get my bank to. send me more money um when I'm in the. you know did you just hear Mavericks.
laugh and I was so. distracted I was so distracted on my. phone I trying to cash out more money to. gamble I was I I was just walking and I. had to go use the bathroom and I walk in. the bathroom and I'm just texting and. then a female walks by me and I was like. and then she was like and I was like we. we were like looking around and I was. like we both thought we were in the. wrong restroom turns out I was in the. wrong restroom is this a real story I. say yes say that you got a serious.
gambling why did he not said this. already I don't know I I I I blanked out. probably cuz then after that I went to. go gamble but um no I say that because. man that restroom was nice and smelt. good very much nicer than men's restroom. so many stalls you wouldn't believe. stall stall stall stall stall stall. stall stall there's no uros there was. none wow not even one how do you pee not. even what the world I never know how do. you voice or I mean like do you never. sit down to pee well this guy does cuz.
he's weird what we've talked about this. cuz I we want to go over this again to. be fair we don't have deep toilet bowls. so I mean kind of understandable but if. we had a deep toilet bowl you could. stand like a man oh imagine a yal oh my. gosh have you ever walked in on him. sitting down while pee no huh no I asked. if she's ever walked in on you sitting. down while you pee oh wow I mean you. wouldn't really know if they're just. like doing one or the other and she like. goes over there looks in a bowl which.
would be kind of. weird can we move topics this is ky you. got to get more comfortable with these. conversations no no no okay I just never. walk into the room when he's peeing oh. not me have you ever farted in front of. him no not yet wait have I what are you. kidding me have I she don't make stuff. up she smells so bad okay he's making. stuff I don't care what you think when. you're sleeping sometimes they slip and. he's Hur it no. that's bull crap y'all are married if.
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they know that we sent you I'll be. honest I don't think I have there's have. you heard him fart yes the other day I. think that was the first time what. likeor you guys just not fart well you. you definitely fart a lot more than. normal I I understand that but she's. really gassy too and I thought this was. a normal thing both got some issues yo. it's something with what y'all eating. there or something yeah I thought that. was I don't know how because I lowkey. literally just eat like chicken I know. how you save all yours for night in the. day she's silent at night she becomes a.
machine gun man just sounds like a war. zone in there sometimes I see flashbangs. it's so. powerful guys I think we're good he. deleted it y wow he's a really nice guy. because honestly he didn't need to. delete. that did you threaten him with a lawyer. maybe oh my. goodness that's how you do it no put him. in the group chat with the attorney cash. is Cash is literally like diabolical. because what is that definition uh.
actually diabolical means from Satan. what what I don't think so and y' we all. defition old men's who's trying to look. cool during a Christmas parade and. they're like on their bike you know you. do look like you want to be cool but. you're not litness man I'm the. definition of. litness yeah why are you on your phone. the whole time I'm I was dealing with. something and I know I shouldn't be on. my phone but I just choked up on my spit. I um I just just I needed to be on my.
phone just for your socks match me we. hear you and they have my initials on it. KB mine too oh my gosh oh my gosh one. for me and one for you you have the same. initials I have. HZ I'm sorry that's a cool initial I'm. kiding I'm kidding sounds Hazard guys I. don't know if we've ever talked about. this you know what's weird it's fine no. let her go she wants to interrup my. inial ha a z haard. Ard anyways map sorry so it's h you just. added.
just Hazard no it's has ha a z h has so. my middle name is an so. hmer moving everything around hint the. has that's why it's has not Haze mat. what were you going to say let's just go. out and a boat I was going to. say Once Upon a Time Kinsey found a dead. body I love stories what yeah that's not. where I going you thought a dead body. well well I didn't find it were you with.
Logan she created the dead body I did. not create the dead body but I saw the. body alive and then I saw the body dead. human we're not talking about no raccoon. here oh yeah I saw I also saw my dog's. body alive and then dead not Stella. don't worry wait I saw I I've seen that. too I've seen my grandma then I didn't. see my grandma no no no no I'm talking. about guts all over the road what you. saw them alive is this the episode to. talk about yeah this is Holly and jolly. Merry. Christmas so maybe maybe we should save. that for like I don't know a Halloween.
episode candy can you g guys my. Halloween decorations are always so bad. or my Christmas decorations are always. so bad it's okay I want yall to know I'm. sorry Christmas on the LOL podcast set. is a lot more lower budget than the rest. of the house yeah if you sawell the rest. of our house you'd be surprised I feel. like it's pretty high budget I me no I. mean that's like our seventh TV we're in. a multi-million dollar Studio here man. yeah this is our multi-million dollar. podcast people think we're in a house. isn't just a house a studio to look like.
a house my gosh no did you sinm that. video yeah I did oh my gosh okay I am. livid really I I laughed I thought I was. actually wheezing my brother told me. that he heard this podcast episode where. these other podcasters were talking. about the LOL podcast and saying. horrible. things oh calm down hold it back hold. back yeah but you know what that podcast. is it who top. 10 who was talking bad about us I don't.
I literally don't even know the name of. their podcast they weren talking. confused don't say the name of their. podcast don't get views they W they want. talking about us talk about you no. they'll get they wer talking bad I'm so. confused yes they most certainly was. yeah the one definitely was what do you. mean he was dogging on us what did he. say he was he wasn't he wasn't being. nice did he say anything about me yes he. was he did okay what he said you're an. industry plant actually which is kind of. a good thing what does that mean he's. pretty much calling us all freaks for. doing a podcast with you he prettyy much.
said he pretty much said it's kind of. weird there's a bunch of like. 20-year-olds I don't disagree but at the. same no I I no but you know what this. you know what one of these people on. this podcast or whatever said about us. they were like I think it's so funny. that it's so clearly they're in a. multi-million dollar Studio or something. and they're acting like it's just a. house bro I like you want me to stuff in. my bedroom right now I will literally. like I would do anything yeah I get that. I would do anything to not be in our. house right now. no no no I understood where he was the.
guy was like oh I feel a little let down. you know because like by what well he. thought we were just all some high. schoolers that like all made it big just. talking about high school stuff on a. podcast yeah and I was like oh that'd be. cool that'd be cool but no that's not. necessar the case and and then he said. you had like 10 million. followers and uh you basically created. cash Kate everybody BR maybe I did. create them I was I was making I was. making musically before you were. born I thought that part was really I. just I was really taken back by the.
comment about how we're doing this out. of Studio because we're not okay well. podcasters are watching this I'm deeply. sorry that's what I thought it was all. hilarious we were we were laughing. actually very hard but next time say. something nice about us too they. literally did they said they said well. their podcast is way more popular than. ours so thanks guys I guess they're. doing something right I forgive you guys. you guys are. welcome the one guy uh what was his name. lwig he was funny cuz he was like. his name Ashley lwig yeah yeah oh cuz.
the other dude was like he was like well. their content's just kind of like I. don't know whatever I can't I don't even. know what the word he was saying it was. like similar to brain Rod he didn't say. that but it was something like that and. he's like well the other guy goes well. your content's. like you know he's like he's like well. yeah but like no he's like yeah cont. anyway speaking of uh our podcast being. popular you know um by popular opinion. uh yeah we we officially we spotify's.
10th biggest podcast in 2024 let's. go y so that's pretty big news but if. you guys haven't already go follow us on. Spotify LOL podcast and uh boost our. ratings Bo we once were second in the. whole country we were we want to be. number one for the year we were 10 what. is that supposed to mean that's kind of. crazy for the whole year we ranked like. we were the 10th most popular podcast on. spotif the year not for the month day we. were above Emma chamber for 2025.
yo Paul we're above like so many Logan. Paul yeah yeah yeah fell off man talk to. oh yeah oh yeah all not even up there we. were above talk to Oh yeah talk to to. day um but I say that because guys 2025. let's become number one so if you guys. have it go follow us not to be sappy or. anything but it is Christmas thank you. guys that's the best gift you could. given us that's all I want for Christmas. is to be number and all we actually want. is for our show to sell all I wanted for.
Christmas all I wanted for Christmas was. to be number one on Spotify but I guess. number 10 we'll do all I want for. Christmas is lit Miss Grinch to uh jump. through that hole in the wall lit Miss. Grinch Can Do Anything Can he jump. through the hole in the wall y the. pressure on that dog jump not just I bet. nobody ever said that. before um anyways what just I'm going to. jump to the wall now because that. probably has never been said before let. me see if there's things on the other. side of this wall no you're good no why.
is there a ball pit on the other side of. this. wall it it's covered in peanut butter. I'm not even cing there is a ball pit on. the other side of this wall now I have. to jump. in hey Pepe are you there he's there. Pepe he's there can you make sure. there's nothing sharp in there like I'm. not going to kill myself guys cash. stepped on Like A Shard of glass the. other day and it was like this long in. his I swear cash has a crush. it's deflating a don't worry we have two.
more dogs for you huh we have two more. dogs okay why would they make his. midsection underneath. lighter like that's real life but I. don't like that oh that is that does not. look right I don't like that at all. looks like some pinto beans just on his. my Christmas decorations I think it's a. girl whoa her bro I'm really hoping when. I said that you were just going to turn. around and jump through like this is so. much slower yeah this isn't as high bre. dance in the metime. We wish you a Merry Christmas we wish.
you a Merry Christmas we wish you a. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. yeah we do Tidings you bro you dance. better than that Australia girl in the. Olympics. like I told you guys I'd serenate you if. we wish you a Merry Christmas this. episode him until he finds out hey man. let's show him our trip oh let's do it. ready check this out oh no back at it. again you're going to be you're gonna be. out of you he's gonna go straight into.
the camera be out of you all right let's. go wait let me take my chain do you all. think you would ever see like did you. ever think you'd see a candy cane man. holding the Grinch like this ready yeah. oh you definitely screwed that I know he. stubbed his to I did that all the time. with my friends what are you talking. about really yes let didn't know that oh. oh my gosh Harper if she does.
this that was pretty good almost landed. I got it I got it I got oh no let do it. for him I can throw you. harder if they can both do it I've got. to go again oh he rolled an ankle I. watched that roll lit Miss Grinch is no. longer lit you want try again yeah let's. try. again oh did you hear. that cash can you get out of the way. we're trying to do something yeah I I. see that.
did you hear. that. no come on get. up the green hair all over is insane. ready yes I'm just going to go up my. goodness I still can't land it I you got. you got you got sock she. does try try it one more time if you lik. shoes or no socks she'd be fine you got.
to grab your knees in the air tuck. ready she so. tall I did. it that's what I was saying the other. night would mad made me do it 18 million. times oh ready I would not stand for. that you ain't. talking cash you throw her let Miss. Grinch and Harper you okay who you got. oh oh no what was that has versus.
Grinch has versus LG all I'm gon jump. through this water all right let's see. it quickly ready here we go then I want. to get some actual substance actually. jump don't just crawl just dive kind of. intimidating no it's not it's just a. hole just you out one go back in one do. you want me to jump through it cash. thank you came out of a hole much. smaller than that just jump through that. it's much bigger you're good here we. go stop you actually have to jump. through it.
he just his head. just our literally our house foundation. is shaking when he does that dive. through it dive through it oh I'm not. I'm too big my shoulders don't fit yeah. you got to turn sideways now look no. you're going to have to turn sideways. turn sideways I can't jump sideways yes. you can the pitch on his voice just go. so I can't jump Sideways come on yeah. you just dot through sideways you're. fine dude y'all are destroying my. Christmas decorations I work hard you. atic Grinch I am. [Music].
okay oh shoot dude put that back on. before they see who you. are no look nobody you. look okay M you should sit down you got. stand there man what are you standing. behind me. no. don't you're we. candy. yo now actually I'm not doing that after. that what just dive through dude no when. can we give our gifts Su candy man jump.
through it bro I'm just a candy can yeah. you're skinny like a cand can we move on. yeah right after M jumps through it I. don't think his can is getting through. that fit look at my head you can take. that off can you go through it just try. I'm okay M you can easily jump through. that why won't you jump through it cuz. uh I'm wide shouldered no cuz he's a. scaredy cat I'm I'm big. boned m m sit down freak yeah man let's. go okay here we go if he jump through.
you I have been nominated because cash. hey man if you jump through I I'll I'll. I'll spank you cash you can't say things. like that this is no I'm I'm his glch I. can say whatever I want no no no you got. it you got it he spilled my Red Bull. everywhere where that's what I spilled. there on the ground no his Red Bull was. spilled let Miss grin is Sor M go ahead. you're not going to spank me though uh y. k. okay I won't SP him jeez no I won't SP.
him I can't really see where I'm. running he just misses the hole yeah. yeah go straight into the wall let me at. least get this out of the way ma' don't. hurt yourself. please oh my gosh oh that was not a jump. yes it was that was way more than you. did that was way more than you did okay. well I can do that. did do he didn't jump he paused oh my go. he paused can we move on yeah move out. of the way nobody cares to see you guys.
with you in there with or with you in. there yeah you're right I I shouldn't do. I'm just sit down we have way better. things planned for you guys and not this. the whole time Harper you crushed your. gift I need oh my gosh what it's. underneath. the who crushed it oh my gosh the. drywall is shaking. ew I told you you that was messed up. that because you did did you seriously. just push a cany over.
oh are you. okay stay. back. ow you got hurt by an inflatable dog. cash I'll suplex you give me the do no. kiny this is when fights start let. go just let go the dog yeah give me the. dog now a fight will start if we don't.
you wouldn't hit a. woman stay in front of me. babe cash yes I need you to agree that. you will not get him back for. that we'll try again. later he can't pick up he can't pick up. things with his gloves.
well this is. Rous I don't. understand your. dog dude every time he gets up and sits. down the butt like slightly in. placees got Stu are you zooming in on. this all.
right I hope that was as funny for y'all. as it was for us sorry there's hair in. my mouth all right can we hey aren't we. doing Secret Santa in this episode well. I was going to your mask is on the wrong. way what your head is on the wrong way. what do you mean it's backwards got the. head through the wrong hole that's the. neck hole what are you. talking your head is in the neck hole. it's fine you look great you're still. litmus. hey that's all that matters man no well.
okay uh Harper what's in the bag oh wait. wait we got to explain what we were. doing oh we're doing Seeker Santa we. drew names to get each other gifts uh. before the podcast uh last week and now. we all have gifts and we do not know who. got Who stuff so um K the name secret. Santa that is why it is a secret but why. don't we know who got Who stuff well you. don't know you know you got me but we. don't know who got you don't know who. got you you know what I'm saying yeah oh.
my gosh wait actually how did you know. that Harper got you cuz she just said it. harot she got me yeah oh I didn't hear. that really give me that you just said. that she just said that I my gosh dude. his dog deflated he's stealing Christmas. can you please open oh I I wouldn't do. that D that looks a little weird. I there you go I when he when he. deflates man he's harder to sit on all.
the mic oh my gosh PA man dude that. thing's leaking some air out the back. end that's crazy dude he's gassy now. there's a lot of air coming out of that. thing there no we don't have to worry. about the dog anymore dude that was. Stella's favorite. friend Shena Don peon shadon peon that's. what I Nam her how you come up with that. name dude because of her polka dots oh. my.
gosh mat that coming into your. house Merry. Christmas open my gift oh way better man. this one doesn't make you fall cut it. nose off all right what was that one's. name I'll save it for a you have in. trouble yeah the teddy all right okay so. the last that one's daddy over there um. Dy ddy or Teddy either one oh okay e. imagination okay open it game over so.
here's Harper's gift that she got me for. secret santa yes and this gift it took. me a while to get so all let's see what. I got. okay okay what if it was. fragile oh he needs. deod well there's something else I see. there too I don't use theor I don't need. that there's more stuff give me that. it's mine use. deodorant he will keep this.
what is. it wait my mom got that for some reason. what is it a sloth popper it it's the. one that poops cuz he oh he poop oh. sloth pooper oh my God so hyped now oh. oh he poops candy look at the next one. the aaor oh that's litness. man I don't use freze either okay yeah. that's junk why you need it yeah or. deodorant Merry Christmas math oh I.
can't see up here don't one more. thing Aqua. aora wait what is that for aqu big lips. Aqua for yeah it's for your big old lips. what is aqua for it makes it smaller no. it makes. themy wait you what does it do you. chapstick what I got you ChapStick and F. and a bunch of items that help you with. better hygiene cash what why don't you.
just say thank you and then give your. gift to whoever you got a gift for I'll. say thank you to your mom for giving me. the pooper. candy that's what you liked the most out. of that bag I think you could like some. of the other stuff have you tried. deodorant huh you should really try to. use it you should really try deodorant. cuz you stink Harper did you know sorry. yes I'm sorry I was fine but did you. know that the the boys didn't use. deodorant before yeah like like they. didn't believe in it they thought it was. fake I still don't believe it it is. still fake that's disgusting stand by.
that no no but now they're fored I don't. need medicine I don't get that it's not. mad cash your turn's over hun give your. gift to the next person listen your lips. just be looking mad crusty all right. she's just trying to help out. Kate fine I'll give you the Apple Vision. Pro I got you that's what I'm talking. about that's litmus so what Apple Vision. Pro I got him Apple visual Pro well. where is is it it's coming tomorrow all.
right what did you give oh is it my turn. yeah now you give your gift to whoever. you bought a gift for oh I bought a gift. for uh who are who are you oh Kenzie no. yeah what I'm a good Gift Giver every. year people say cash you're the best. giver no they don't yeah go ahead and. just give your gift to her you're not. the best Giver you're just the gift that. keep GI here. go hey all that back there what is.
that I don't even know if I want to open. this. actually I know Kate wrap. that. false not. false 50% true um this is my gift to. Kinzie that I bought well made. handcrafted what oh my goodness that's. so sentimental yes I made this gift it. is handcrafted okay and I hope you know. that this means a lot everyone on here. always likes to look at me as a laughing.
stock but today I Chang that nobody does. that nobody laughs at you everybody does. at you it's exactly my point not um. today I changed that to show you guys. I'm a good gift giver and uh every gift. begins to see so here you go that is. just not the. saying can I guess what it. is is it an empty box you ain't ever. going to gifts just like deep toilet. bowl a picture of.
you is it really a picture of you um no. it's more than. [Laughter]. that we'll just open it. now why this is so difficult to. unwrap oh my gosh you open like my. grandma on Christmas H I want to save. her the moment and save my eyes you can. rewatch it later just open.
it what is it that's right baby wait let. me see I'm the best. Giver what is it let me see that's crazy. cash let me see it see man it's the. coloring book of cash that's right. baby. oh here's a picture of cash by the back. door you can color.
me here's a picture of cash in front of. the club. shoe oh my gosh what here's a picture of. cash touching his belly button that's my. favorite one paint my belly button gold. please here's a picture of cash holding. his big toe wait the last one's your. favorite here's a I'm not sure what he's. doing wait wait what what do you mean. not sure oh I'm just doing a PO yeah. okay dude what how did you come up with. that here's a picture of G gash cash.
holding up his skinny arm what here's a. picture of cash posing. again what St here's a picture of cash. in the airport let me see that one. barely made the cut but I thought I. looked good in it. so wow that there just a picture of cash. with his thumbs up why are there so many. uh why do you have so many pictures of. yourself I needed my it for the books. here's a picture of cash in a wheelchair.
on his crew tree yeah that was when I. rolled my ankle that's so funny I my. ankle a lot an empty picture wait whatty. I don't that was printing. error oh oh that one's kind of cute. that's your favorite here's a picture of. cash with Stella Stella looks so good. yep Y and now don't break that cuz we. need to take pictures so we can pop it. up on the screen how on Earth did you. come up with that so just set over there. be gentle and he he went ahead and. colored the first P yeah I I I thought.
of coloring but you normally color the. the the the pre the pre the prequel like. part that's crazy the prequel like the. prequel part of the page like or the the. front page whatever the the cover of the. book this is like the best Christmas. ever man troll that such a good gift no. seriously dead serious no one destroy. that I need to take pictures of it so we. can pop it up on the screen okay it's. crazy y all should get these for your. grandma Yeah that is a good idea I think. they lowkey color it probably oh my gosh.
okay all right Kenzie what did you get. for me oh I didn't get anything for you. I got Harper a gift oh that's a scam CU. you know Harper got you a gift and you. got Kenzie a gift yeah and Kenzie said. she got Harper for a gift so K Santa. well all the thought for nothing go. ahead I'm excited what do you expect to. get a get from KY too okay it's heavy. I'm guessing it's some sort of. thing it's a thing that is true it is a.
thing okay all right open it she knows. Ops are a person or place what and this. thing I know that Harper really really. likes the Creator Ariana. Grande you never. know she just guessed it didn't. Carpenter wait you just never know I I. think she does. know oh you keep saying she may never. know but oh my gosh thank you so much. you're welcome wait this is so nice I.
thought it was going to be like a funny. gift what what is it love notes oh you. got her a love note that's kind of weird. I never got one of those thank you so. much KY actually that's so nice of you I. thank you oh I want to smell it I. smelled it in the store it smelled. pretty good really y smell your love. notes yeah D let's smell it oh my gosh I. want to smell it so bad this her new. perfume right mhm oh my gosh I'm so you. got me the big one oh my gosh pink Woods. wait that's right it in.
the I love it oh my gosh thank you thank. you I want to smell it you know what's. crazy we finish each other you know. what's crazy if she might have got you. that perfume did you know at Ulta when. you buy this perfume you get a free. poker set with it and when you spend. more than $80 you also get a blanket. with it so she also got a poker set and. a blanket but I don't see that in the. Box I I love it actually thank you so. much you're welcome she's holding out on.
you don't you care what do you mean do I. care she said with the purchase of that. she got a blanket and a poker set and. she kept it for herself if you want the. poker set you can have it first of all. why the heck is Ulta giving out a poker. set make that's what I was wondering. that that makes no sense do smell good. though that smells the average girl that. buys that perfume hey careful it's glass. yeah don't break it did you just throw. it yes. no did you just throw my gift no I. didn't throw your gift but where is my. gift I threw it stop Grinch stle your.
gift oh my gosh I'm not going to be able. to stop smelling this all right give it. back to her give it to me it's my. gift oh that's goes a lot farther than. you think okay go go a long way not a. taste man that's hilarious wait wait oh. my gosh you should taste it no don't do. that it's going to taste really gross uh. who's next you want to I did but well. who's got me a wait does anybody got.
more gifts for me no no no you just get. one you get one that's the point of. secret santa only one person gets you a. GI I don't know why the freak I'm still. here man but who's next oh my gosh I'll. go um like you you're going to give a. gift yeah but I left it over. here dude he look you he looks so weird. dude. do why did I see recoil. okay well that was.
unnecessary um Kate uh you been my. sister-in-law for a while oh you're my. secret Santa yeah and I obviously if. they've all went then yes I would be. your Secret. Santa even I knew that okay so who is. mck oh my gosh there's only one option. Pate you shouldn't even have to finish. high school should gradate should we. exchange gifts at the same time uh sure.
throw it to I want you to open mine. first cuz it's uh it's pretty. important you've been my sister you guys. keep interrupting my monologue oh yeah. guys he's trying to be sentimental here. for you uh been my sister for a long. time MH it's been a few years. sister-in-law yeah yeah and uh don't. forget the you know sometimes it's weird. you being my sister now and kissing my. brother but you. know it happens um that's okay okay uh. can you hurry up please that's all I had.
to say so yeah here's your gift so I. hope you like it put a lot of work in. this one okay here's your gift not easy. this was not an easy gift to get okay to. Kate a he drew little like stars and. everything the fact that M actually drew. the cover of that is crazy that very. sweet I know I'm trying to turn a page. in our relationship where I just you. know I'm always were you kiss her no. why I'm sorry she knows how to ruin a.
moment that's for sure you got to cut. that today on swapping wives for 24 hour. wait what's that show called I was going. to say what's that TV show try to I'm. always mean to you try to be nicer I'm. going to try to be nicer wait M what. were you saying I was in the middle of. saying Wife Swap why he's trying to be. nicer because of the TV show okay well. I'm just trying to be nicer to you so I. got you something to repair our damaged. relationship a little I didn't know our. relationship was damaged oh. oh that's not you know what it's.
probably my fault holding animosity then. you know so go ahead and open that gift. that's my apology okay come on baby open. that up I feel like it's going to be. mean it's about to be litus in here it's. an apology I like how you open cards. it's really nice and sentimental. yeah what the what is it what is it shut. up. M oh dang is this real it's real baby he. got me some r a carpenter ticket yes I. did that's actually Crazy M it's secred.
Santa I was told there was a budget yeah. I I did not get any tickets I thought I. thought it was going to be like a gag. gift it is. not you're lying do you love Sabrina I. mean I think her music's pretty good I. probably would never have bought this. for myself oh no that's cuz they're so. expensive so I I went actually know so. much fun I got pit tickets by the way. hopefully you got her I'm kind of got.
dying now to uh no that's okay honestly. like we should just stop secret santa. here like I want secret santa I got some. tickets why would we stop why would we. stop when I have a gift no we I would. like to open my gift no I really think. we should stop here this is like a good. high note to end on well I well I'm no. no let's let's stop here I can't wait to. see what you got me for Christmas if you. got her that uh well our relationship's. been pretty good so I didn't think. it how much were those puppies no no not.
you wait what um what what seats did you. get her cuz I got pit tickets not to. brag or anything whatever tickets you. got just trust me my tickets were better. because I know a guy how much were they. price tag baby price doesn't matter what. matters is the matter a lot in no what. matters is the thought and whatever you. got me is worth it it's okay what do you. mean are you trying to take my. caream just take it we're going to stop. there wait why don't you want him to.
have his gift give me my gift I really. don't think we should give me my. gift is it bad dude the way home ran. across the. screen I worked hard on your gift uhhuh. you should have worked hard on his. obviously so uh I'm not it's not like. I'm expecting anything crazy but you. know wait I thought I you know I. appreciate whatever you got me Sabrina's. tour is over no it's not yes it is are. you telling me that gu sold so. it you guys M all right here we.
go I really think we can stop here guys. I don't think did you not get him a good. gift Kate I got him a fine gift but I. was under the impression that we were. getting like funny gifts funny gifts. yeah wait. what funny it's a bottle of mouthwash. cuz your breath stinks sometimes that's. funny guys is it I've been wanting the. one with extra Flor you know funny guys. isn't laugh everybody.
laugh. really that's got to be I mean this is. so awkward right now he he got he got. you Sabrina and Carpenter tickets and. and you got him a $3 bottle of mouthwash. I'm sorry M I thought we were like doing. jokes you know this is. uh cash got her a custom coloring book. and I got deodorant yeah but you also. got some other good stuff you got for. Breeze I did get pooping candy and. pooping candy that was solid and you got.
a nice new whatever you call that. perfume Love Letters yeah and you got. you got but you know what I got M I'm so. sorry I got the bad end of the candy can. again I got the freaking wait are you. not wash your mouth M are you not. grateful for your gift or something M I. thought it was supposed to be a joke. gratefulness is key no I'm happy with it. I'm I'm very happy you can have my. coloring book if you want it I thought.
to myself no I thought to myself I. thought you know what I'm gonna turn the. page and get Kate a new gift like. something good and not something bad. okay cuz I thought about getting you. something bad and I thought you know. what I'm gonna get you something good. probably going to get me something good. and I thought a little deeper a little. deeper than that and I thought Kate. probably is going to get me something. bad so you know what I'm not just going. to get Kate something bad I'm going to. give her something that she can't just. get from anything I'm going to give her. hope hope to see Sabrina Carpenter. because that's what she wants and then. you know what I'm going to do I'm going.
to rip that H away with fake. tickets how did you print off fake. tickets is that even legal F they're. fake they're fake tickets cuz I knew you. scam me you were right her tour is over. you were going to scam me with my gift I. knew it so I got you fake tickets oh man. yeah congratulations you're not seeing. Sabrina well you know what I feel a. little bit better because I was. literally going to resell these tickets. oh what what. when I opened them up like she about. that bag hey no I like I knew I mean.
Sabrina's music is very good but it's. amazing it's it's a little runchy for my. taste and I probably wouldn't want to go. to a concert of hers so I was going to. resell them I put my heart in my soul. into that gift and you know what though. if it was real you know and you didn't. you didn't even you know what I'm going. to be I I I was going to wait for this. wait what but I'm going to just go ahead. you got gift no oh I I okay I do have a.
second gift because your birthday is. next week and I was going to give it to. you oh yay on the next. episode I'll wash my mouth out I'm sorry. what is. it he said he said I sorry okay I'll. just I'll just get it for you guys if. I'm going to be honest I love Sabrina. carer with my whole entire heart I'm. working. babe singer singer this is so exciting. another gift I feel like give a gift too. well that's bull crap said one gift a. person well that that's supposed to be.
his birthday gift you said one gift per. person that's supposed to be his. birthday gift and I felt bad about the. mouthwash my birthday is coming up I. feel bad about my birthday is coming up. next year it's my lucky day my birthday. okay here we go it's my day hey maybe. you should like rip these. tickets Kate you really didn't need to. get me a birthday present well I knew. your birthday was coming up of course. I'm getting you a birthday sciss no I'm. kind of suspicious cuz you don't. normally give me birthday presents I. literally give you I give you something. on your birthday every year did you wait. can I see those tickets who provides you. with just like hold on like let me just.
like see those possibly yeah well. they're fake they they don't hold any. real value remember F sa Carpenter. tickets those don't really work. sometimes sometimes I fantasize over I. mean just open your gift okay I'll open. it I don't have guys I'm going to open. guys I'm going to show you a magic trick. ready I'm going to make a Sabrina Carper. ticket disappear ready check your. knee what the no no cuz what. cuz what okay I swear on my life I. didn't see.
that you are getting so good at this. magic stuff litm Miss yo March 14th. March 14th is my ex-f friend's birthday. wow nice well M your birthday gift it's. not much but it's better than mouthwash. and I I saw it and it made me think of. you and I thought you would like it so I. grabbed it very much for this all right. come on open this puppy up I'm glad you. at least have a real gift and not fake. tickets I'm going to open it I'm working. careful oh my.
gosh Lego Batman yeah bro you should be. happy with that I thought you would have. fun building it I saw it and I was like. that looks like something M would want I. feel like y'all really just giving us. your leftover things from Operation. Christmas. Child no I actually I did see that I was. like that's rude what I actually did buy. that that's kind of mean low key how. does that mean cuz she actually thought. you were going to like that and you're. just bashing oh no like it I'll put it. together I'll enjoy it you know I like. to build things I thought you'd like it.
I'll build it right. now well there's probably you got you. don't got to build it right now no like. not right now not right now. please well glad everyone here got a. gift thank you you're welcome thank you. for my gift here's your uh oh frick I. was supposed to get you a real gift huh. it's okay next year uh you can have this. mouthwash. yeah he it's not be used I promise it's. okay full bottle it's okay I just.
cracked the top open maybe maybe Santa. will come this year and fil. myself I'll put a stop to that careful. dude you can't do that with the. mouthwash dude dude why don't you relax. hey you know what I've realized today I. can do a pretty good Elmo first hey wait. wait before you know as much as I'd love. to hear that who I I say we vote who got. who the best gift okay K got me the best. gift. i% kiny got Harper the best gift are you.
kidding me she went to a store unless. bought that did nobody see the gift I. got no yours was very creative creative. hours hours of work actually she went to. the store and just swiped a card really. mhm I will say k you get the most. creative. gift cuz you're the El okay who's second. best um me uh if we I really like. Harper's gift to you cuz it's like a I.
really like that gift to be used in. action live actually oh the pooper scoop. no no like the the fze would be nice. yeah. mhm you know what you need cash you know. you really me you need like a little. Contraption like backpack thing with the. fze thing in it on your back and as you. walk if you accidentally fart or on. purpose fart you can just press this. little button and it'll follow for. Breeze behind you PR L gosh why haven't.
they made that up yet should that'd be. huge uh sorry I should stop doing that. you should actually leave that like. right here for later okay what kind of. candy is it is it chocolate no he's. eating it it's not chocolate Kate no my. it oh you're right I didn't get. [Applause]. one okay um well why is this for re kind. of stink wait hold on you can have my. coloring hold on guys hold on one second.
really okay all right here he. is oh oh wait hold on he's poop. so. watch no you're he's supposed to walk on. the ground and leave a trail poop oh. really yeah yes brother all right let's. see if this thing. works oh wait you need to put it on like. a light colored surface so they can see. put on the. dude you made a thing fall.
out right here it go I want to. see what the they're like children. that's actually lit man that's. hilarious is that all you got there he's. hungry Fe him. more okay um. yeah this podcast is getting pretty. boring I I think back that was actually.
a pretty good gift thank you how about. uh we talked about something like with. some like Let's Do A Christmas Carol. yeah something with some value A. Christmas Carol listen who's got a bad. Christmas I have a bad Christmas last. Christmas what are you kidding me you. just killed. Donnie that his name is not Don Diddy or. that was Teddy that's right Teddy Teddy. you just popped him.
wow. well oh my God there's no way there's. another one there is that his name is. actually Steve it literally hit Kenzie. are you really going to hit a girl yeah. it hit me are you okay I'm fine I'll. recover you know who had a bad. Christmas stop messing with Stella's. room did you. it oh he doesn't.
know oh he doesn't. know all right don't say it any louder. now wait I have another what the. fre did you B it. no he was alive in there I you talk. through she's stabbing him she. stabbed Cas you keep hitting me oh well. she keeps killing me well my dog you're.
alive you know who's not alive that guy. Mt was talking about earlier it was. quite. sad hey oh my gosh does anybody have any. more gifts before we move on well I want. to say I did see one more gift on the. set but I wasn't sure whose it was Let's. uh let's open that where is it I'll open. it cash oh I see it's behind can you. hand us that gift that was that that is. really for Stella what gift would you. like the one that's behind the. TV oh.
yeah did you sing. everything you got to break the TV. again. oh what's that oh this is mine how do. you know it's yours what are you trying. to do it should it should trying to. stick the wall it just that's a little. awkward now wait are you sure it's not. for me I didn't get it a gift at all hey. how did you know I have this because I. saw it back there I said I saw another. gift on set but I didn't know whose it. was okay well this was my gift that I.
was saving till the end oh because oh K. never oh wait no she did sorry for me. did I listen did I get a gift Harper. listen okay we'll. listen I really I didn't think you were. actually going to listen Okay Okay. spotlights on me all right um I got a. gift um that's actually a good one for. me this is outside of Secret Santa o and. it's just a gift I got and it's for all.
the girls sorry ma what the um it's for. all the girls um and it's just a normal. Christmas gift but you guys have to. share it so who wants to open it me okay. Kate you wait why don't we all open it. we can open it together go over there. let's go sit down on the ground and open. it no just sit on the couch sit down on. the ground like little no no sit on the. couch cuz so you have the mics cuz trust. me you're going to have a lot of words. to say about this and a lot of thank. thank you to me to do and okay you smell. so good all right here is my Christmas. gift to the LOL.
girls all right are you guys. ready ready mhm and. pull I mean there's three of you guys. come. on what is it all righty here we oh wait. no. go this was mine hold on you bought B. yourself a gift uh yes wait what is that. no nothing it's a drone here it is here.
is y'all's gift why wrapped okay I'm. sorry actually I got him. confused this was my gift from me to me. to me oh that one is from me no it's a. helicopter you got them a gift I'm sure. you got me one. uh yes this was totally not for me yeah. and I'm going to be for real it was for. me so I'm going to keep it um but that. is the gift I actually meant to get you. guys okay well why is this one not. wrapped that one was wrapped it's. timeline wise I didn't have a time what.
is it what. the my gosh we should match wait yeah. that's the point these are so pretty. it's matching Christmas phone cases a. that's really cute actually wait can we. put them on y wait act genuinely yeah oh. my gosh I love this all right go ahead. switch your phone what the freak is. that I think AR has two phones two. that's so sweet cash thank you y you are. very welcome I thought it was going to. be a troll gift I did too not going to.
lie yeah are they going some sort of. catch how did you all open this. genuinely um oh I got it sorry M we're. just all opening I don't have anything. sorry no you have a Lego set remember I. got you an actual gift that one time. dude I feel like it's Christmas morning. and like no one cared about me imagine. how I. felt with my fake Sabrina Carpenter. tickets well I offered you my. watch wait this is pretty it's so pretty.
wait I love it wait let me just try it. on oh sorry working that's so pretty. every ready having fun sorry M next time. I I forgot. I'm oh my gosh I love this hey Pepe. what's up I'll just play ball blast on. my phone no block blast Blockbusters. guys wait take a good look at all of our. matching phone cases. everybody have why did you do this take. a good look at what do you mean kindness.
in my heart man I'm very thankful for it. it was really sweet so they're so cool. these are very pretty I'm just going to. be playing ball blast over here it's. block oh I died who plays ball blast M. you're really stealing from our moment. of us all sharing want I really needed. this actually cuz I was kind of tired of. this Sticky Thing being on here I only. it some times do pretty good oh okay. well guys thank you so much for watching. this episode We Wish You a Merry. Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas. we wish you a Merry Christmas and a.
Happy New Year all right peace out we'll. see you. next what hey smile all right we'll see. yall next litmus baby peace out I got. mouthwash.
