Gavin and Piper Got Matching Tattoos! (Ft. Gavin Magnus)
We did hear that you have matching. tattoos with Piper. I do. Yeah. Where. did you think that was a good idea? It's. literally like the audio waves of my. first ever like official song that I. released. So technically it's more of. like why did she get that tattoo? One. day they called me and they were like. would you be down to get like matching. tattoos on stream? And I was like I'm 18. now and I'll literally get anything. tattooed on my body. I like your new. song. I'm locked in. Yeah. What does. that even mean? The premise of the song. is like I'm locked in. Then I talk about. my relationships and I'm like oh I want. you. I want her. Who is her? Um I can. name them all. Harper. I want to hear. it. Coco Quinn. GG Wonder Piper. Yeah.
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What's up everybody? Welcome back to. another episode. Today we're here with. Gavin Magnum. That's so funny. It's so funny cuz. people think like that's such an. overplayed joke. Like people always call. me Gavin Magnum. Really? No way. Dang, I. did that with too right in the. beginning. Yeah. Wow. You Thank you for. having me. Oh, yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome. You know, I always get. your name confused with the What's the. chess players guy? Uh, Gavin Magnus. Gavin Magnus. No, no, it's not Gavin. Magnus. Wait, no, that's his name. That's mine. Wait, hold on. Yeah, I.
don't know. What's his name? Ma Magnus. Carlson. Magnus Carlson. Yeah. Very. close. How do you get my name confused. with that, though? Like every time Matt. Matt plays a lot of chess. So, every. time like I think of that guy, I think. his name's Gavin Magnus. And then I'm. like, "No, you're Gavin Magnus." Yeah. So, you know, then I can I get confused. World known best in the world chess. player. Yeah. It's us or you know Gavin. Magnus. Yeah. What's crazy is uh we when we had. Piper on Piper or Capri I can't remember.
which one. U you came up and we were. like we've actually known you for like. it feels like almost 10 years like six. se six seven years. Six seven maybe. eight. And then they proceeded to call. like 8-year-old you annoying. Yeah. Yeah. They're like he was that's what. someone said. No. Oh you said that. No. not me. No it was that guy. No I didn't. say that. I didn't even talk to you. When how did we It was at the. Spooktacular event. Spookacular. You. were It was No, no, it wasn't that. It. was like a playlist a long time ago. No,
Spookacular was like the first time. Or. maybe it was Spectacular. I don't know. You I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. You were like this tall. You s I was. like this tall. Yeah. No, you were like. I I'm trying to remember this. My memory. is so bad. Wait, you sang on stage. It. was You probably don't remember. You. were so young. I'm not kidding. You were. He was like seven. Mike Abrams event. It was It was event. here in LA around Halloween. Do you know. where it was at? Is in LA. I don't. remember exactly where, but there was. like an upstairs floor where like the. VIP was Oh, I know exactly what you're I.
know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking. about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. were I was anno I was a little I was so. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No cursing. This. is the LOL podcast. Yep. We forgot to. say that the last episode. Clearly, this is a no cursing podcast. Clearly, look at the logo. Okay. Oh, also try try to talk the mic like right. there. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. You can move. it closer if you No, no. I I know I know. how to talk to the mic. I just do you. cuz you weren't. No, I was I was He has.
the tattoo that Piper has, too. So, y'all like did get matching tattoos. Yeah, actually. Uh, so we to give. context to the audience because I think. this might be the first episode that. goes out. I don't know. Uh, we're in LA. right now. That's why we're in a. different set in an Airbnb. But we shot. uh a bunch of episodes with a bunch of. guests, possibly Piper, Rockel, Capri, Gavin, bunch of other people. Uh so I. don't know what order it's coming out. in. So if we mention an episode that we. haven't released yet, that's why. But. yeah, we did hear that you have matching.
tattoos with Piper. I do. Yeah, man. I. do. Inspiration. That was uh that's. recent. Cuz she's your ex, right? Quite. the Well, yeah. She's my ex. So where. does that But here's the thing. Wait, wait. Did you think that was a good idea. for Here's the thing. Well, first of. all, it was a good idea because content. Second of all, it was a good idea. because it was the song that blew me up. It's my song. Wait, what's it say? It's. literally like the audio waves of my. first ever like official song that I. released. So, technically, it's more of. like why did she get that tattoo? She's.
the weird one. But no, no, I mean like. we got we got a matching tattoo and. basically one day they called me and. they were like, "Hey, um, would you be. down to get like matching tattoos on. stream?" And I was like, I'm 18 now and. I'll literally get anything tattooed on. my body, so don't tempt me. And they. Yeah, like literally everything. Like. our logo. I would get it somewhere. Probably like on my leg though. Like I'd. get it like up here. Wow. You'd be the. second person to get the logo tatted on. you. Have you guys had people tattooed? Yeah. A dad showed up to one of our. shows and he or not. He said if we say.
his daughter's name on the pod, he'll. get a tat. And so we said our name on. the pod and then he got a giant bicep. huge bicep. He got a giant bicep tattoo. right here in color, too. Exactly like. that. Colors and all. Actually, I was at. VidCon these past few days and I met. this one supporter and she was like, "Um, can you sign my book and like I'm. going to get it tattooed tomorrow and I. was like, "Yeah, like that's funny. Whatever." Yeah, sure. And then she I. look at my Instagram the next day and. she actually got my signature like. plastered on her. I was like I was like,
damn. Did she have other tattoos. already? I don't think so. Oh my gosh. I. don't think so. That is crazy. That's. crazy. Tattoo. Wait. Piper got the. matching tat of your first song, Audio. Waves. Yeah, but like it was like our. song. Like Piper, do you remember our. song? Like. I've heard I've heard that line. Piper, do you remember our song? That clip. Remember like Oh my god. Remember our song?
Crunch. Piper. Do you remember? I don't. remember this. A so funny. Have you seen. that map? Have I seen No, I like Oh, I. thought you said, "Have I seen that?". No, it's the He sees it every single. day. Probably. I see it every day. Yesterday I was in Target and these two. girls were like, "Pip, do you remember?". I was like, "Oh my gosh, you're so. funny." And then I drop the smile and I. walk away. Yeah. So, what else do you. got tatted on you? Um, I've got a. diamond. I've got a music note. There's.
a lot. I got the my most recent one. Oh, this was my You already got a full. sleeve going. But I have Shy Guy from. Mario. My mom's eye. Can I show your. mom's eye? Wow. Did you just take a. picture of your mom's eye and like go to. the place and you're like, "Do this. basically." Yeah. Oh my gosh. But um and. then I have a matching tattoo with my. brother up there. I have this one rose. and then the other matching pipe. There's a lot. Honestly, I lost count. So by the time you're 40, do you think. you'll have full sleeves and like your. legs all tattered? Yeah, I mean I plan. to be fully covered in tattoos. Oh my. gosh. Wait, are you ever going to do.
your neck? Probably. Oh, your face. What. about your face? No, I'll never touch my. face. What about like right here? Yeah. Yeah. No, for sure. Would you get Cash's. name like down your neck? Yeah. Like, would you get my name like Daddy just. writing down your neck? You see? No, that's something I probably would not do. unless you pay me a lot of money. But. still, maybe I' I'd have to think about. Well, I'll think about it. cuz that is my uh Xbox username. It's a. Yo, it's Cash Daddy. So, if you could. just get Yo, it's Cash Daddy, that'd be. great. Really? I forgot what my Xbox. username was. No, you didn't. I swear I.
haven't played Xbox. You just don't want. to say it. Everyone's always embarrassed. up there. No, I I don't know what my. Xbox I haven't played Xbox in. It's not. true. I played last night. Okay. What's. your gamer? I actually played last. night. My new My new account is nothing. special. It's just Young Garve. It's. like not cool. My other one used to be. like have like a meaning to it and be. like kind of corny. I I forgot it. though. I don't know what it is. I don't. know if I. ever Did you ever have a gamertag game? Me? No. Never. I never gamed. What about. Roblox? Did you play Roblox? You.
definitely played Roblox. Never. I've. never played Roblox. No. Never. I found. out you're like Roblox target audience, right? Roblox. Okay. No, my target. audience is like teenagers. No. No. You are the target audience. We're saying you are Roblox's target. audience. Okay. Okay. And what about it? Cuz I I'm different from the other. girls, right? That's good. Uh I'm. different. Like I don't play Roblox. You're unique. I am. Yeah. It's what I'm. made for. Oh, I I said that. Okay. Um.
All right. Okay. Oh, yeah. Well, anyways, I like. your new song. I'm locked in. I got I. That's all I know. That's really all you. know. You're going to say, "I like your. new song and say I'm locked in." And. that's Well, who are you locked in with? We ask everybody to say. Yeah. What does. that even mean? Like, you're locked in. Like locked in. But you also have. options. But I got options. People don't. understand cuz I saw Piper and Capri. went on stream the other day and they. were like trying to like break down the.
song and they were like, "Oh, but what. is it?" It's pretty self-explan. I got Wait, hold on. We'll get there in. a second. It means I'm locked in. Period. Like I'm locked in. Yeah, that's. what the song's locked in. The next line. is I've got options. I've got, you know, like plenty of options in this life I. live that can mean anything.
But then I talk about my relationships. and I'm like, "Oh, I want you. I want. her. I know it's toxic." And then I, you. know, if you listen to the song, who is. her? You um there's uh. there's options. There's options. Multiple of them. There's a few. There's. there's a few, but I mean I can name. them all. I I asked Harper, I want to. hear it. Ready? Yeah. Um, Coco Quinn, Gigi Wonder. Oh. Oh. Uh, Piper Rockel. Uh,
big fan girl, huh? Yes. But no, I uh. Okay, let me think. Yeah. So, she. couldn't even name half. Oh, h Oh, boy. He's got options. See, no. I I just want. to say this real quick because people. think all the time people are like I. used to get like, "Oh, he's obsessed. with his ex." Like, blah blah bl. I'm sorry. Was that a Were you just. saying random GA? Is that her name? Wait, Giata, if you're. watching this, please tell me if we've. ever had an intimate relationship. Never. That's never happened. I've met.
her before, actually. Why are you guys. like beefing on the couch right now? Wait, no, no, right here. Wait, because. she said, but like. like why are you so defensive about it? Yeah, Gata. No, no, Giana, if you're. watching this, like, let me know. Yeah, that one really stood out to you for. some reason, which is kind of odd. I. mean, I can stay quiet if that works, too. No, no, please. But I figured No, no. Yeah. So, um, wait, why is there. just a dollar? Oh, yeah, too. There's a.
dollar on the ceiling when we got here. Yeah, we're assuming someone I. definitely did not dance on the table. while they threw money at me. That did. not happen. No one would throw money. A. lot of people would, but besides the. point. We We don't have any money. Yeah. Yeah. We still haven't figured out how. to get it down so we can take it. Okay. I'm not sure you want to touch it to be. honest. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But anyways, what were you saying? Uh I forgot what I. was I got distracted. Gian. Oh yeah. No, we've never had anything like that.
before. Right. Right. It's just. spaghetti. It's spaghetti. That. explains. Yo, like Okay, wait. Hold on. I'm actually That actually makes me so. mad that like anyone would ever even. think that. That's crazy. No, no. Now, now we're going to make a lot of people. think that by acting like this. Well, I. hope people Gavin, we didn't mean to. make you mad. This is the LOL podcast. loud. No, no, I'm loling. Don't worry. I'm laughing out loud. Don't worry. But. like that narrative right there is not. something. It's not a narrative I'll. entertain cuz there's no that was never. a thing like six. He's blushing.
honestly. Yeah, I can see he's blushing. Look, now he's trying to make it go. away. It's not working. It's not working. out whatsoever. Oh man, he's never going. to want to come back. Who's your. favorite guest on the Bro Code podcast? My favorite guest. probably interesting. that that's I got things. favorite guest. honestly my favorite guest has been I. think Nevada. How many guests have you.
had? Yes. How many guests have you had? There's been quite a few. Quite a lot. Actually never invited us though. I I I. Wait, would y'all actually come on the. podcast? No. Never invited. Probably. not. Okay, we're far too busy for that. Let me see who my favorite Let me see. like double check who my favorite guest. or maybe Capri, but like do you call him. Capri, son? Wait, are like girls. allowed? Yeah, of course. I I've been. invited. I declined. Oh, did you? Yeah.
Did you really? I don't think. long time ago when the podcast was. starting, you know. Oh, damn. You didn't. know if it was going to be successful, so you were like, I didn't know if I. wanted to. But now, now that it's. successful, you're like, "Now she wants. your clout." See? No. It's like, "Oh, I'll be on that." Wow. I really got. egoed by Harper Zmer. That's crazy. She's trying to or your podcast. I know, right? I don't really have an ego. I. would say I I would say, "Dude, they're. beefing so hard right now. Me and Harper. are Yeah, it's like an awkward like not.
beef beef." I've never seen this one. before. Is there other hosts other than. you on the pod? Yeah, there are. Um, it's me and my friend Braden and Cole. and sometimes a brother. We all like. change out depending on like everyone's. schedule. So Okay. Oh, wait. You're not. on every episode? I'm on like mostly. every episode, but there's a few that. Yeah, I haven't been on, right? Yeah, cuz you're the main character. That's. how Cash thinks he is, but kind of me. clearly. Yeah. Harvard beasts with. everyone. Who wait who I have a question. though. Like who who has like the. biggest main character syndrome in this.
room? Like I feel like it's between you. two. Wait, what does syndrome mean? Like. who thinks they're the like the main. character the most? Cash thinks he's the. main. Why do I get this? Why do I get. this? Okay, you know what? I'll fine. I'll You like You like the spotlight. You like the the lights always be on. Now you're making me blush. He said he. likes the spotlight. I think he just. doesn't think anyone can do as good of a. job at him at like anything. But that's. a good mind. That's a good mindset to. have. That's a winner's mindset. I think. keep talking so nobody else says. anything not good. Uh you know what.
happens if I don't talk? Awkward. silence. I don't think that's true. No, that's that's definitely true actually. It's very true. So, I think like. intelligent conversations might happen. I didn't I didn't say my conversations. were intelligent, but they're. conversations. Remember, we just did a host on the red. Wait, what did we do? We uh at Kids. Choice Awards, we did an interview and. somebody posted it and I was like, "Dang, why is everyone so silent?". Remember that? That was so dumb. Yeah. Yeah. Remember that? Cuz that that made. Kenzie quite mad. You had the mic. Oh. Oh, excuses, excuses. I see. I didn't.
even see this. The guy handed me like. this little microphone. I was like, "Oh, thank you." It was an interview and. there's five of us standing there and. Cash is the only one talking the entire. time because that's what he does sharing. the microphone. Yeah. Why Why is Cash. talking the whole time? It's like. because he has the mic. Yeah. But I also. I I was like handing the mic around. No. one wanted it. No, you didn't. No one. wanted it. So, you know, it was all in. your face. We were at Matthew Beam's. house and he went up. He like like of. course he's the first one to walk into. the door.
No, no, I'm serious. Uh, what what were. you saying? Well, I was gonna say I. don't know if that video for him is out. yet. Oh, yeah. Just don't say too much. about it. I won't say anything, but. yeah, he walked into the house, first. one in, tried to talk to the camera. The. cameraman went straight to my face. instead. Just just straight to Harper. I was. like, "Okay, cool." So then I pushed her. in the closet. And what about it? Yeah. See, I didn't talk. She was talking to. you. She was talking to you. Oh. Oh.
yeah. Okay. Um, anyways. Okay. Yeah. See that? Gavin, is your song out now? My song is. out now. What's it called? Locked in. It's called Locked In. Locked in. Can. you sing? Did you not get that part? Locked in. I got options. I want you. I. want her. I know it's toxic. I mean, I I. would sing more if I wanted. The thing. is I got to like Everyone says that. See. something. I asked sing and he he was. like right now. And we were like, "Yes.". No. Maddox was pretty good though. Like.
and I made this I saw this clip. You. were like, "Okay, I don't know why I did. that." That was like you were trying so. hard not to laugh. I don't know. And. then you and then you came around. You. were trying to beat the allegations. You. were like, "Guys, I wasn't trying to. laugh." I I know. It It was kind of. messed up. My mom My mom after she was. like, "Stop being so mean." I was like, "Mom, I I'm not trying to be mean." I. was just like just trying to Would you. consider yourself like a mean girl? No. No. Really? On camera? Yes. Really? No. I don't think I'm I feel you're. pretty mean to me. No, like if I'm I'm.
mean to the I'm mean to the podcast, but. like I'm like I'm so scared to like mean. to the people she loves. No, she's just. joking. Um, no. I don't know. Would. y'all consider me a mean girl? Like I'm. asking Kate and Kinsey. No. And. Maverick, not Cash. Um, no. But the. other day at Harper Wesby, me and Kate. goes, "Stop being mean." And Harper. goes, "It's just my mom." We were like, "Oh, okay. Never mind then." Matt, why. are you holding the microphone? Uh, because it keeps falling away from her. Oh, I can hold it. Dude, I saw that. shirt sitting on the floor the other. day, the one you're wearing. Yes. And I.
thought it was Okay. Uh I thought it was. Brunwin and Harper cuz she got a bunch. of like gifts and stuff for the little. four-year-old boy they know. And I. thought that was the shirt that she got. Yeah. Now he looks like an overinflated. 5-year-old now. Uh you I'm in ripped. jeans. Okay. 5-year-olds don't wear. ripped jeans. You're in skinny ripped. jeans. Do you know what that makes you. look like? Yeah. You know, skinny jeans. is pretty average. Skinny jeans is. pretty like not okay. Yeah. I mean like. you like I'll cut you a little bit of. slack because like they're not.
completely skin tight. But I say they're. straight leg. No, no, those those are. not straight leg. Fill them out. All. jeans are like tight. Your legs ain't. feeling. out though. Huge. Your legs are skinnier. than mine. I not in a It's in a good way. though. Who's calling me saying you have. bigger legs than me? Dang. Yeah, for. some reason I'm I'm trying to work on. it. This is really bottom heavy. just. legs just you know Abig or I won't say. her name then. Well, you just said but.
uh you know I wish we could have her on. to talk about her dates. You know what? Fine. I'll just Have you ever been on. like weird dates? Dude, listen to this. Uh I'll just say it. Our assistant Yeah, I said your name. Oh my gosh. You had to. bleep her name. She does not want her. name on it. No. That is crazy. She's. insane. But anyways, our assistant since. her name got bleeped. Pop up a picture. of her. No, do not pop up a picture. She'll kill me. She goes on dates and. they're always crazy and she always goes. on one. They never get a second one.
because they're always crazy. And she. said, "Lots, the men don't even make it. to the first date." She makes them all. do a phone call with them. Yeah. They. got to do a pre phone call interview. before they go. And one guy That's so. That's not bad at all. It's a good idea. She said one guy looked at her on the. first date and said, "You know, all your. weight goes to your legs.". Oh my god. Who says that? Who says that? He didn't get a second one. Oh my gosh. And she's a very fit girl. It's not like. Wait, is this a real story? Really bottom heavy. You say you're. really bottom heavy. All your weight.
goes to your leg. Beautiful girl. Like. she is so pretty. He's bottom heavy. though. Well, no. Like she like you would not I don't. think anyone has ever looked at her and. thought that. This man did. Well, he. did. Yeah. There was another guy. She. had a tattoo on her finger. Okay. She. has one tattoo on her finger and then. one small little like Yeah. Oh, you just. said her name again. Oh. Oh, dang. It's. bleeped. Oh, wow. And this guy, she. talked to him on the phone. She was. like, "Oh, yeah. I kind of like him.".
But they're talking over the phone. So, she's like, "I got to make sure you're. real." So, she says, "Get a spoon and. like touch it to your left earlo or. something weird." Wait, hold on. Hold. on. There's other ways to prove that. Yeah. Like maybe a FaceTime. Wait, she. asked him to do that? Yeah. Is she. meeting these guys? Online chat rooms. No, like literally like Tinder. No, not. she's not on Tinder, but like dating. apps. Yeah. I don't understand why you. just went to a phone call. She had him. send a photo with a spoon. No, I just.
made that up. I'm saying she asked him. for some odd picture that like you can't. just get off the internet of some random. person. So, it's not a fake profile. Anyways, he asked her for a picture and. her finger was in the picture. And he. was like, "Oh, you have a tattoo?" She. was like, "On your finger?" Yeah. She. was like, "Yeah." and she like explained. it and he was like, "So, do you ever. think you'll get that removed?" And she. was like, "Probably not. No. Why would I. need to do that?" And he was like, "I'm. just not sure this is going to work. out." And we were like, "What the Hey, at least he was honest. Straight to the.
point." No, that's she keeps ending up. with crazies. We can't even Yeah, but. how is that I don't even get like how is. that like a deal breaker? Like, it's got. to be a personal thing. We can't even. tell like tell the internet like the. actual crazy things these guys have said. to her. Yeah. Oh, really? Yes. There's. been like actual like crazy things. they've said. Like what? Well, I just. said we can't tell the internet. You already know. I want to hear the. crazy dates that you've been on. Yeah. See, you don't have to name I can't tell. the internet that as well. Man, but um.
No, I've had some like. I've had some interesting experiences. Ever catfished? Um, no. Never been. catfished, but I there's um there's. there's been some situations like. sometimes I'll like thinking of a story. that he really wants to tell. He's. debating. But some Well, I'm here. Sometimes there's like there's people. that I'll like make plans with and like. I've never met them before obviously and. like that's how you like meet new people. is you got to meet them. And I'm not. like I haven't I didn't make them like.
put spoons to their face or anything. So, like I'm just kind of going in like. crapshot. And I It's just like sometimes. people make things so weird. Like. I I went to this this hang out with this. one person, this one girl, and like it. was just like really awkward. It was. just No, it was just like really It was. really awkward. Just like. like like clearly like making it and I. was like, "Are you okay?" Like, "Are you. okay?". And like I was just like, "Do you need a.
hug?" Yeah. like what's going on here? Um, but there's also plenty of other. experiences that I had an interesting. date one time. Uh, you've been on a. date, Cash. Well, I I guess it was a. date. I don't know what it was really. I. I guess it Well, no, it wasn't. It. clearly was not a date. Cash has never. went on dates. He went on Hangouts. Yeah. Well, this is clearly I Yeah, I. would have referred to it as a hangout. if you asked me where I was going. Oh my. gosh. That's where Alex gets it from. He. just goes on Hangouts. Yeah. No, I would. have I would have said it was just a.
hangout. Uh, but anyways, I went to. Disneyland with this girl, okay? And. I've known her for I knew her for like. the past like year. And then paid for a. ticket. We like ride these rides. together and everything, right? Have a. normal day at Disneyland. Like buy her. the food and the ticket and all that. And I was like, well, does kind of feel. like a date. And then I like put my arm. around her on the ride, right? I'm like. 17ish, maybe 16. Liar. What? We were. dating then. Okay, then I was younger. whatever, however old I was. And uh I'm.
like, wait, yeah, totally it wasn't at. that same time. Um and then I find out. the girl has a boyfriend of like four. years and I go to her Instagram, bro. She was like clearly she did not think. it was a date. I was like, how dity or. just what? I paid for a ticket at. Disneyland. Pay for all the food, everything. Hold up. You pay for her. ticket at Disneyland? Yeah. You won't. take me to Disneyland. Well, you know, we're married now. You know, I sealed. the deal. But, um, yeah, that was that.
was the weirdest one I've ever had. She. just like completely thought I would I. kind of thought I was on a date. Dude, I've been there. I bought I think I've. told the story before, but I bought this. girl a ticket to like a prom or whatever. when I was in like 8th grade, like some. school dance and went and picked her up. uh, you know, with my parents of course. And and they take us to the dance. We. walk in, get I hand the ticket that I. paid for to the person and she literally. just runs away from me. Dang. She used.
you. She used me. Get in. Straight up. Straight up left. I was like, "What is. this? I just got cooked." Eighth grade dance. all alone. Hey, is this a new thing? She's done that every episode. Yeah. Yeah. But that's it. Just do it at. somebody else's house. Yeah. Out of. $100. Also, I didn't think about that. Yeah. Can't really afford to replace. that. We got the dollar though. We do. have the dollar. That is the good news. Where did this dollar come from? It was. actually trash was dancing on the table.
We were throwing. It was a long night. last night. No, I think they were having. a party though cuz when I went to go put. the trash out, there was tons of pizza. boxes and bottles in the trashy bottles. Hey, uh, did you not notice? Oh, wait. If you had to guess, it's somebody's. 21st birthday here today. Who do you. think? Oh goodness. It's definitely not. hers. Um, what? What? Do I not look 21? No. Okay. Wait. Oh my gosh. Wait. I for I.
for I don't like I know. Like Wait, hold. on. Dude, you've known me for eight. years and you don't Do you know how old. I am? Yeah. Uh, you're definitely like. 18. Yeah, you're 18. See, like you're. legal. 19. Just kidding. You got it right. You got. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Bro, ago 21st birthday was it. Was it yours? No. Was it yours? Me? Yeah. Thank you. Yes,
it was. It was. happy birthday. No. No, it's not her. She's 25. She's so done for it. Oh, wait. Really? Yeah. That's why she said. thank you. Wait, was it yours? No. Was. it your dad? Could you not tell the happy birthday. sign's literally in pink? So that's I. mean Okay, so it was you. Happy. birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday. Yeah, it is. We're recording this on. Kate's 21st birthday. Oh, wait. So today. or yesterday? Yeah, today. No, today. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. Said. happy birthday. He meant it that time. I.
could tell. birthday. That's why we were talking. about how we were like talking about. going shopping before this. We were. like, "Oh, we should go shopping today.". But I can't do that. They They work me. too hard. Wait, today's your 21st birthday? Yeah. This. is how are you doing anything? Like. absolutely nothing. No, like we're. filming podcast episodes. Then we're. going over uh Actually, no. Here's our. whole day. We're shooting. You got. nothing special planned, bro. Well, I. did buy an Alani this morning from the. store. Is that what you got? Uh well,
Kenzie. Okay. My mom was buying a Yeah, this is crazy. I went I woke up at like. 7:38 and went to the store to go get. Kate uh some birthday stuff and I'm in. the Target and I hear cash. and I turn around and Brun was there. She's like what are you doing here? I'm. like buying Kate birthday gift. She's. like me too. And then I everything I wanted in. Target, all of it was gone. I actually. had a very good birthday gift for you. Can you have it? And then I went to go.
get balloons. I don't I did not see. those cuz they were out. That one took. the last ones. They They were out of 21. balloons. No, I took the last ones. Oh, well, where did you get them? I ordered. them. Oh, last night. Well, they're out. of 21 balloons. Out of 21 candles out of. everything. I was like, "Well, I'm Coke, so I got her an Alani and a t-shirt.". Yeah. And a t-shirt. What is it? The. t-shirt. Can you tell me what you were. actually gonna get me, though? Oh, and a. dress. Yeah. Can you tell me what you. were actually gonna get me? No. No, I. can't. But I'll tell them, and I bet.
they'll say it's good. Plug your ears. Okay. No, really plug them though. If. you hear I'm not buying you it. Okay. I. can literally see they're not plugged. like. an or. wow. Wow. What are you going to put? She's going to like. Yeah, she is going to like that. What? I really I want to know. No, no, you. don't get to know. You're going to be.
excited though. When am I going to get. it? Well, I don't know if you'll get it. now because your birthday, you know, it. wasn't there. So, it's going to be gone. past your birthday. But don't worry, our. anniversary is in two days. Oh, great. Wow. That too, huh? Did you forget that, too? No. Oh, no. I remembered that. But. unfortunately, actually, no, we won't be. traveling for that one. No. So, yeah. Yeah. Know how to do Luckily, I don't. have to worry about our anniversary. because uh I Yeah, Matt cooked himself. I won the Colorado Elk Hunt lottery, so. I will be in Colorado. But you enjoy our first uh our first.
anniversary. You believe that homies. going hunting on their first. anniversary? Cry. Their first wedding anniversary. Kinsey, how do you feel about that? She. just said don't talk about it. Please. tell us your emotions. I just said don't. talk about it. How are you feeling? Wait, you're going hunting? Yeah. That's. dope. Where? Colorado. Did you miss that. part? Yeah. That's What do you like hunting for? Um. hunting? Oh, it's just super fun. I go. with my dad. No, what are you hunting. for? What are you miss? Humans. Yeah, they released one year. You got to go.
find it. Uh, elk. Elk. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You know. what sound an elk makes? Mav. Mav. Yeah. Mav will make a few. How would you like. it? Practices. Do you want the female or. the male call? Give me both. Okay. Try to guess which. one's which. Female will be kind of like. and he's going to sound stupid. But no, no, mix it up. But I'm a professional. But these are actually extremely. accurate. Okay. So, go tell them which. is which. Your stuff is spilling.
Oh, Harper. Gosh, why do you spill my. drink? It's all over me. You're uh Nah, we fine. We got pool towels towel. Please put the blanket down. No, we have. a towel. Just stand up, Harper. What are. you doing? What are you doing like that? Just really, Kenzie. Really? Hold this. crew. Okay. Anyways, man, make that call. Okay. Okay. Nature noises.
That's okay. I'm fine. Stop. That's definitely the female. Right. Is that the female? Now, make the. Wait, make the other one before he. guesses. I can't really do the other one. without like a reading or something. Like possible. It's like a thing you put. in your mouth. Um, I don't even know how. I do that.
[Applause]. [Music]. [Applause]. Dude, he's losing it. You know what's. crazy? You know what was crazy? That actually. kind of sounded like it. That was. actually extremely accurate. When I went. elk hunting with them. That's real. Yeah. Yeah. When I went elk hunting with. them, I heard that exact sound all night. long. They were doing victory dances. around our tent. Little did they know. they shouldn't be celebrating. Yeah. All right. So, which one do you.
think is which? Okay. That one was the male, right? Yeah. Yeah, that was the male. The first. one was a female. This would probably be. a good time to tell them those were just. made up noises. Yeah. Completely made. up. I have no idea how to hunt. Yeah, I. assume cuz I was going to say like elk. don't really like No, those are real. Those are very accurate. Okay. See, now. I don't really No, they actually were. real. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever hunt me? No, I've never been. You want to go to. Colorado with them for a week? You can. celebrate my anniversary for me.
Oh. Uh, what does that mean? What does. that mean? How freak does that mean? Yeah, man. I'd get that under control if. I was you. But yeah, I'm sure I'd Yeah, I'll go hunting for a week. Well, you're. not celebrating my anniversary. Wait, so like how long have you guys. been together? It'll be our first year. Yeah, the the married. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We've known we we Wait, wait, wait, wait. One year married. How long do you. think they've known each other or been. When How long ago do you think they.
started dating? Okay. Wait. How old are. you guys? I'm 25. He's 24. You're 24. I know. I'm old now, dude. Right. You're 24? I know. How old are. you? Oh. Uh, number around here. No, you're not. Yeah, I know. I'm cooked. I'm fried. You're not 26. Absolutely fried. Are you. joking? He's older than me by two years. No, I'm 16. How old is Cash B? You'll need to unlock your iPhone first. I'm not talking about the All right. What's your password? All right, fine. Say it online. I'm not saying that.
Wait. So, you're Okay, so you're 24, 25. Yeah. Then you guys have had to have. known each other since you were like at. least 20, right? How long do you think. is an acceptable the right amount of. time to date someone before to date. before you get married? H minimum and maximum. minimum like. Oh my gosh. Wait. Minimum like two and a. half, three years. Okay. Okay. Maximum. max. Like if you're past 5 years of.
dating and you still haven't like you. don't know. If you if Yeah. If you've. been dating for 5 years and you still. don't know and you haven't made your. mind up. Yeah. Ladies, if you better. jump ship, if your man is still dating. you after 5 years, you need to tell him. to pick what he wants. Okay, so he's actually extremely over or. under one of those. Which one do you. think? I have no clue. I have no clue. Okay, I'll just tell you. They dated for. six months and then got married. Dated. for three months, got engaged, dated for.
three or were engaged for three months. and then married. They dated three. months. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know. if it's going to last yet. Still trying. to figure it out. I'm being messed with. No, actually I am being messed with they. dated for three months. We messed with. you a lot media last July. Actually, they got engaged two days ago. A year ago. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. So, she's. been doing social media for a year. Crazy. We were friends for like a year. How did you guys meet? Uh we both are.
dancers. That's why the money's never. dance. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know if it's going. to last though cuz this is Kinsey's. third marriage. So it it's not it's. actually. she's embarrassed of it. It's her past. Is it Is it actually a You believe. everything they say. No, because it's. real. Cash M are liars. No, I don't. know. I don't I'm Maybe I'm gullible. Yes, you are. Well, cuz everyone's. married here basically and I'm like. ceiling. Yeah, we did write gullible. No, we.
actually did before the episode. You. told me there was money on the ceiling. I believe it. Well, there is money in. the ceiling. And I know there's not a. global cuz like when I was looking at. the He looked at he glanced. He goes, "I. know there's not." Replay the shot. I went like this and looked up past the. bill of my hat to the money. Not. directly above me where you said there. was gullible. Right. Right. Right. Would. it be cool though if it was? Would you. be Oh, you. That would have been pretty cool. How. old How old do you think I am? I know.
how old you are. Aren't you? You're 15. Dang, you got it wrong. Dang. She's only. 14. Don't you know? 14. She's been 14. for three years now. Come on. You don't. remember the song? I'm only 14. I'm only. 14. Are you 16? The diss track. Mm-. Okay. Well, I know I said one of the. correct ages. So, wait, did you Yeah, she's 16. Wait, you're 16? Really? Yeah. Yeah. I'm. pretty old for a woman. Okay. All right.
Um Yeah. Did you see the diss track like. when it first came out? I did. Did you. think it was like I reacted to it for a. YouTube video like What did you What did. you think about that when you like first. saw it? I thought it was hilarious. Dude, we wanted you got a cameo in it on. the song. What were you waiting for? Gavin to get back with you. Gavin B. I. thought it was great. I thought it was. creative. Were you happy you were. featured? It was funny. Oh, my name. Yeah, that was a really funny line. We. we we had to shoot it in a really quick. time, like super super fast. Uh because.
we we wanted to fly you out and get you. in the music video on the line. But that. would have been sick. Like hey, I would. have flown out on a time crunch, bro. I. would have and you would have been like. 16 15. Uh no, if he had a burst on there. and he got out, it' just be like that. would have been so fun. No, it literally. was like the song was recorded and the. video was filmed within like a three-day. period. It was crazy. It was super. quick. Wow. And I was like 48. Yeah. Like I was super small. So yeah, she was. Harper uh she had a short problem.
Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Do you have a. short problem? Yeah, I do. And she It's so funny because people. have like this there's this big like. mystery about how tall I am because like. I'll stand next to someone on camera and. they'll be like, "Oh, Gavin 5'5. confirmed." Whatever. Like whatever you. want to say. And it's like I remember. one time one time I was with this I was. with this person and I like they were. like let me see your ID photo and I. showed it to them and they like looked.
at the height that it says and it says. 5'8 on my ID and they were like who who. made this? You are not 5'8. You like. they're lying to you. Wait, how tall are. you? Um I'm going to say 5'5 being. generous that I'm like 5'6 5'7. So, I. don't if we have a measuring tape, I'd. be more than happy to measure myself. And like, I'm genuinely curious so I can. start telling people how tall I actually. am. Oh, well, we don't have that. No. Oh, but Cash is 5'11. So, stand next to. Cash. Uh, yeah. I'm right at 5'11. Stand.
up then. Are you? Yeah, I am. He's like. on the dot. Wait, he has shoes on. Not anymore. Oh. Oh, okay. So, he's 5'11. No, I'm not 5'11. He's like 6'2. We like. to tell people that to mess with their. height, but Oh, yeah. It's like to like. play mind games on them and stuff. Yeah. And then they go home and measure the. stuff, especially when they say they're. like 51. Like, wait a second. Uh, no. But one. time we did, we had a video idea and we.
were going to bring a measuring tape to. like a mall or something and ask guys. how tall they were or Kate was going to. do it. Oh, that's a good idea. and then. measure them and like if they're right. you like get $100 and if not but we. wanted to do like a fake measuring tape. that's like an inch like long so like if. they say they're 6 foot every single guy. that says they're six foot is really. going to be like 510 yeah and then after. that idea we were like we should do that. and we never did it and then Mr. Beast. filmed it so dude Mhm. He filmed it like. 6 months later after we thought of it.
Wow. Yeah. So he hacked into your brain. bro. Oh I kid you not. That man is. locked in our brain. We we did we had. this whole video like not the whole. video planned but part of this video. planned. No, that video was not planned. Mavde idea M was No, that video was. never going to happen. Maverick already. had I already had the tiger guy lined. up. No, Maverick wanted to throw me in a. lion's den for a YouTube video. He was. like, Cash could just survive in a. lion's den. Maverick's favorite game to. play is how can we harm Cash like I'm. just the stay safe. I'm not going to do.
a 24-hour challenge with a lion. That's. not happy. Yeah, I would never do that. either. You've seen secret camouflage. videos. Secret camouflage. He wanted me. to hide as a rock. Yeah, but those. videos are fake. Yeah. No. No. Listen. He wanted to paint me as a rock and hide. from a lion. See if the lion could find. it. He said no. He doesn't know that. those videos. But I'm just imagining me. painted as a rock and a lion walking by. Like he's not going to smell me. I'm not. going to lie. If I was like, dude, if I. had camouflage for a lion and I'm in its. den with zero escape, but like just hope.
and like I'm like for a million dollars. and he walks right by me and just like. does a little tiger snarl. Think about it. Oh my gosh. Best believe. I'm right in front of you. If he found. you and you're just painted all funny. looking too, he's not going to like you. He ain't He's going to mess you up. Uhhuh. Do you drive? I do. I drove here. Do you. drive? I do. Yeah. Do you have your. license now? I do. Yeah. Is this a Can. we confirm this? Yes. She has She got a.
Bronco. Wow. That's the first guest to. do that. Ticket. Really? It's crazy cuz. I've gotten pulled over like three or. four times. I've gotten out of every. sing Oh, I've gotten out of every single. ticket. Oh, you flirt. I wish. Oh. Um, most got You're not good. at flirting. No, they they they get He's. like, "Listen, I have options." Well, I've actually Oh, never mind then. Yeah, you're good. No, actually, I'm locked in. right now. I've just got really lucky. with like my all your cops friends cuz.
you're locked. Do you get pulled over? You have a You have a bright color car. Yeah. So, it's kind of like pick me, pick pull me over. Yeah. I'm going to. guess what my mom said. What What kind. of car do you drive? A Bronco, but it's. white, but I want to do it pink. So, I. um So, yeah, my mom was talking to me. and she was like she was like, "You. shouldn't do a pink car because it's. gonna get you're going to get pulled. over more." I always wanted a rainbow. Corvette when I turned 16. Okay. See, I. don't think you'll get pulled over more, but you just might face the the struggle.
of like getting recognized more by like. regular people, not cops. Oh, yeah. What. color is your car? Green. It's bright. green. It's like literally the exact. same color as like that. Okay. Yeah. Why? What kind of car is it? Oh, it's. stock. I didn't It came like It came. like that. What kind of car is it? It's. a BMW. And it just came stock lime. green. Yeah, that's actually Sao Paulo. yellow. Oh, it's the correct color. Saw. What did you say? No, it's like that's.
like literally the the factory color. SO. I don't know. I'm not going to even try. to pronounce it. The country or the city. in Brazil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. So, I probably butchered it really. badly. I may have too, but I think you. did. Can we uh What a fun thing we do with. our guests a lot of times is we always. break something of theirs. So, do you. have anything? Perhaps your car. Yeah, we could do the windshield or just a. tire. My tires are already about to. break. Oh, perfect. That's awesome. No,
no. We like We literally could not do. that. I wouldn't be able to make it. home. Phone. How far away is your house? Like an hour and a half. Uh cell phone. Wait, you drove all this way? Yeah, I. drove like 35. Why? Cuz it's like my. daily commute. Oh, daily. You come here. daily? Oh, yeah. Cuz Piper's house is. down the street. Um, or like every other. day at least. Wait, so you see Piper. every other day? I mean, I come to LA. for other reasons besides Piper. I find that hard to relieve. Um, well,
I'm here today. Uh, yeah. So, your cell phone maybe or. um, you can break my phone if you want. No, I mean go for it. There's like Do. you you have to do it or I have to do. it? No, you got to do it. Yeah. So, typically we have them break something. like on our set, but we're in an Airbnb. Yeah. So, we figured we should use. something of yours cuz this is a rental. Do I actually have to break it? Smash. it. Uh yeah. Broken necklace. Yeah. Just. like. Do you Do I actually like Yeah. Yeah.
You just You just kind of smash it. Oh my gosh. Could you imagine? Why did I. make you actually think he was going to. do it? I thought he was. like, "No, I wouldn't I wouldn't I. wouldn't throw my If you would have done. that, I would have really questioned. your IQ, man. I would like Wow." No, no, no. I'm smarter than that. Have you ever been in school? Have I. ever been in school? You mean public. school? I mean, you were homeschooled, I. think, when we met you. Yeah. I started. homeschooling sixth grade.
So, yeah. dropped out in sixth grade and. no. Yeah, I I I um I'm an academic. weapon. You don't want to know like what. I'm capable of. So, don't even test it. I'm going to. start using that, man, cuz I am that I. am what you just described. I am an. epic. That's what he just said. Epidemic. weapon. Yes, I can say that. Academic. Epidemic weapon. Yes, that's what I. That's what I I'm still in school. He is. an epidemic. I'll say that. You still go. to like public school or you in school?
Yeah, public school. How do you go to. public school? I'm not that bad. Yeah, I. don't know either. It's kind of. surprised me. No, no, no. But you are. like an A-list celebrity compared to the. 30,000 followers I had when I was in. sixth grade and I couldn't even do it. So I can't even imagine. Wow. Compared. to like comparatively he said compared. to like no one said you were A-list. Wait, you had like 30,000 followers and. you couldn't be in school anymore? Yeah, it was like everyone was like Tik Tok. To be fair though, followers back then, followers back then, like less was way.
more. Like Jake Paul was like the. biggest guy at like 8 million. Yeah. Now. it's like Mr. Beast at like 300. 400. actually. 400 too. Yeah. It's so hard to. compete nowadays, right? Yeah. There's. like insane. You have to have 70 mil on. YouTube to be anything. It's just such. an. You did. Yeah. You always did like. influencer stuff, but you were also. always like music. Well, music's always. been like my end goal. like my what I. like genuinely have genuine passion. towards. Me too. But like I always I got.
lucky with the YouTube and social media. thing and I was like fortunate enough to. have it get to a level that it's at. right now. And obviously I wasn't going. to like turn it down or like shy away. from it and like be like opposed to it. You know what I'm saying? Cuz like. obviously like the numbers are great and. like the exposure is great and like. that's something that I would want if I. wanted to do music. And like throughout. these years that I have been doing. social media and whatnot, like every. year I've made music and dropped music.
So like I've still But yeah, I I said. goodbye YouTube a long time ago. Really? Yeah. Just But now you do a podcast on. on YouTube. Yeah. On a separate on a. separate channel on a No. Yeah. On a Now. you started a new YouTube channel. No, no, no. I Yeah, basically I just went on. podcast. It's like I don't like How do I. word this correctly? Yeah, cuz it didn't. make any sense the first time. Do you. just not like enjoy making YouTube. videos? Okay, I've been making YouTube. videos. I would do it on a daily basis.
every day all day from like 11 years old. to 16. Yeah. 15 maybe. Dang. And like. that gets to a point, you know what I. mean? Like me and Piper, we started off. YouTube when we were like 11, 12. did. that for literally every day all day. basically for the next like four years. Even if like we weren't together doing. it, like it was just like constantly go. go go. And so like it got to a point. where like. the last two years of my YouTube career.
and if you watched me and like for a. long time like you could it was kind of. like easy to tell like I just wasn't. like my heart was not in it anymore. Yeah. It's just like gh like I remember. waking up like I got to film another. YouTube video today. Wait, did you like. it when you were younger? Of course. Of. course. Like it was it was fun when you. were younger, but then like it becomes. like a job like people people like. there's this not to get like deep like. there's this thing about like what's. your dream job? What's your oh like this. is my dream job. This is my dream job. But it's like what people don't.
understand about dream jobs is like. eventually it will get to a point where. you want it to be and it becomes a real. job. Mhm. So that dream job that you. once had is just as hard, if not even. harder than the job you were at before. I agree with that. So like Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, I was going to. say I always wanted to be one of the top. male models. Uh and then when I became. that, you know, it's a harder life than. you would expect. You know, everybody. wants to take pictures with you because. you're so pretty. Um and all that. So I.
I relate. Yeah. Okay. Um it's. ridiculous. You know what's crazy? I was. just remembering when when we were at. the spooktacular event, you were on. stage doing your dance and singing your. song to play your with like five foot. hair. You had to be I don't know 13 for. No, not even way. that was before I met Piper. That was. eight. He was at least eight years ago. Yeah, he was like probably 10. Oh, he. was eight years ago. I think it was like. 2018 or 20. He would have been like 10. 2018, I think. Yeah. And see, like when.
you say that and I'm 18 now and I'm. like, "Oh my gosh, I've been doing this. for so long." Yeah. But when you were. there, I remember. So, how old would you. have been in 2018? Probably like 10. 10. Okay. So, you'd have been 10. And Cash. would have been like uh 15, 16. And I. remember you were on stage singing and. Cash was there and he was telling me to. watch out cuz he thought you were. competition for him. Really? I did not. say that. Yeah. He was worried about. you. completely made up. Which listen,
if I would have said that, I would play. complete ownership of that. He I think. he would. If he remembered saying that, he'd be like, "Yeah, no, he didn't." But. I could tell he was like a little. jealous. You're up there singing. Yes. But he was jealous. You were up there. singing. He wanted He wanted to be up. there singing so bad. Yeah. I went over. the guy like, "So, when's my turn on. stage? I don't understand that. I don't. understand." Character syndrome. Yeah. I. was I mean, he's like, "It's my. microphone.". I was a pretty cool 10-year-old. So, I. mean, I I want to be me, too. And then. remember, they put you were I'm not. going to lie. you at 10. No, at 10 you.
had a personality that was like huge. Yeah, I did. Like most of the. 10-year-olds could not like get up on. stage and work a microphone like you. did. Like you got up there and I was. impressed. I was like, "Dang." I was. like, "He's good." Thank you. Thank you. Did you have blonde hair back then? Huh? Did you have blonde hair back then? I've. had blonde hair since I was born. Tall. and blonde. It was like almost a mini. pressing place. But now you bleach it. now. Yeah. No, it's always been like. bleach. I've been literally bleaching my. head since I was nine. What? That can't. be good for your brain. I I I do the.
same thing. I I've dyed my hair since I. was probably like last like eight years, nine years. But Maverick finally gave it. up, though. He had blonde hair for like. six years. I just couldn't go to the. salons anymore. It was It was just. killing me. Dude, that's what kills me, too. I'm I'm not going to lie. I'm about. to give it up from that. I'm like I walk. into the salon and just like sitting. there for like two hours. just cook. It's like getting your nails. done. I might I might just grow my hair. out and say goodbye to the bleach for. for a good amount of time. I know. It's.
funny because I shaved it again and I. was like, I'm not going to bleach it. I'm just gonna let it grow out like. natural. And then the next week I was like, dude, I really want my hair blonde. Yeah, I I. feel that. And I thought it took a long. time to dye my hair. And then I went to. the salon with Kate. Man, dude, dyeing. that hair takes all day. Sometimes two. days. You got to go back for a second. time. My mom will go to the hair salon. at 8 a.m. and get home at 400 p.m. That's what I'm saying. I'm like all. day. Well, it's so bad when you have. extensions, too, because it takes like. forever to get them sewn into your head.
So, yeah. And that just sounds horrible. Getting something sewn into your head. Yeah. Dy never touched my hair. What? Really? You've never dyed your hair? But. I am going to dye my hair black soon. Black. You know, you actually shouldn't. do that cuz I was looking at when we. spray dyed your hair black. Don't do it. Yeah. No. When you spray dyed your hair. black, I'm not even kidding. And I was. looking at that like yesterday, the day. before, and I was like, you know, you. look better. You look cracked out when. your hair is black. So, don't do that. Don't don't don't do that at all. You. look like you're going through a midlife. crisis. People wish they had your hair,
Harper. No, I wish I had black hair. I. want no black hair. The first time I met. you, I noticed your hair right away. I. was like, "Oh my gosh, this girl has. really good hair." Thanks. Wow. You. really should not. Yeah. I mean, do what. you want. It's your hair, but you really. shouldn't. My mom would never let me dye. it black, but I might just do it. secretly. No. I don't think you can do it secretly. I. mean, once you walk out No, but like but. like but what you can do and I'm not. what you can do. You didn't do this for. me. But what you can do is you can get. it dyed and then walk in and be like,
"Look what I did." And then they can't. What are they going to do? Take the dye. off your head. Like. no. Don't go straight. It's like It's like. people who are I have friends cut your. hair off. I have friends who are like, "Oh, I want to get a tattoo, but like. I'm so scared. Like my when my parents. see it, they're going to be so I'm" I'm. like, "What are they going to do? What. do they take the tattoo off? Like. they'll get over it. Like they'll get. over that little Yeah, kids. Get tats. No. Do not do not get tattoo. No. No. No. Do not do that. Gavin said. your parents can't do anything. No.
Don't do that. Don't listen. Please. don't put words in my mouth. Don't do. that. Please. No. Well, I'm not. Wait. When was your first hat? 15. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess he's Did your parents ask. by what he says? Wait, how did you get a. tat then? Tattoo artist and a tattoo. gun. You just walked Oh, you had a fake. ID or something? No, no, no, no. I had a. friend that had one. DM'd a tattoo. artist on Instagram and and you got the. followers. He was like, "Yeah, I do. private sessions and came to my house. and gave me a tattoo." Dang, dude. I'd. be so scared. I just can't imagine.
having the same thing on my body. forever. Actually, my first tattoo was. this one, and I got it in Costa Rica. when I was 15. Would you let me give you. a tattoo? I've given tattoos before. Yeah. Okay. No, she's given them with. like a stick and poke. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like the ghetto way of doing it. You just Yeah. No. No. I don't. No. No. Maybe not that. No. Wow. No, I. definitely Well, I am open for business. if anyone would like. I would I would. not. But she gave her brother a stick. and poke uh when he was like 17 and.
it says his best friend's initials on. it. And are they best friends anymore? Yeah, they're friends. Well, they're. friendsish, but like he moved off to. college. They really don't even hang out. much. And now it just has his best. friend's initials on it. And let me tell. you, she did a horrible job. The thing. is completely jagged. And the worst part. is she did it while he was like pretty. much unconscious. What? No, he wasn't unconscious. He was. just intoxicated. He was fully. cognitive. I was having conversations. and Kate was like having conversations. He came home intoxicated. And Kate was.
like 12. And she's like, "I can give you. a tap." And he was like, "Yeah, do TJ on. my leg." And Kate was like, "Bet." And. then he woke up the next morning. He was. like, "Why would you do that?" Yeah. Kate was like, "You told me to." Was it. big or small? It's a little heart. problem. And then she also gave him a. cross about this big right here. Looks a. fat cross. Chest. Like imagine a cross. that's this tall. Little crooked. But. like the the like wood that would be a. picture is huge. I probably have a.
picture. Seeing pictures of like I love. seeing pictures. Oh yeah. Whoa. Whoa. LOL podcast. I didn't mean to say that. Don't worry. We bleeped you. We can. bleep it. I guess. But no, Gavin's a bad. kid, so we got to bleep him. Oh, here it is. No way. Oh gosh. Oh no. Oh yeah. It's not the worst, but the. cross is a little off center. It looks. like one of those. Looks more like a. plus sign. Yeah. It looks like one of. those stamps you like get on your hand.
Yeah. The cross apart. It's like this. Yeah. You know, like when you're a kid. and you stick your hands out and they. stamp them. That's what that was. Yeah. All right. Well, I think it's about time. to end this episode. So, is there. anything else you'd want to say? Shout. out your song, anything? Yeah. I mean, go stream my song. And that's all the. time we have. So, uh, go stream my song. Thank you guys. for having me on the podcast. And, uh, yeah. Gab Magnum, everyone. Magnus. Magnus. Yay. Clap everybody. Clap.
