Fighting My Older Brother!

at one point at this Airbnb we got into. a fight I pull up and he's like hey. unfortunately you're going to have to go. in the pool we're like yeah we're going. to grab him we're going to throw him in. the pool and I like went full-fledged. like and then M gets me in a choke hold. it wasn't like a light choke it was like. I'm going to pop your head off and me. and M were yelling at each other yeah. and I was like oh yeah well you know. what all of us. [Music]. think guys I just got an email to be in. the Amazon influencer program in front. you I need to wash my hair we know it's. too late for that I'm kidding yo watch.

it yo her dad is in the craziest Amazon. program you've ever heard of yeah. actually craziest listen to this I'm. listening but I also pull my to M stop. reading I'm GNA P I got to talk to Dawn. I'm GNA pull my Dawn okay okay her dad. the program map guess guess what her dad. program is what what would you think it. is uh what is he got Amazon Prime let me. tell you Amazon Prime no no no no he. does not have Amazon Prime he has Amazon. free yeah.

Amon her dad so many reviews on stuff. they invited him to be like a. professional reviewer and he is what and. he gets how many items is it three three. items a week item no a day a day it was. three items a day up to $100 each item. for free from just reviewing Amazon all. he has to do all he has to do is like. leave reviews on it so he can get three. items every single bro no one told me. that was a job all the way up to $100 no. one told me that was an option right and. so she's like like her mom was like oh.

yeah she just always gets like he always. gets Amazon packages and she was like. opening her stuff up and she was like oh. yeah this is what we got today oh I. wonder what we'll get tomorrow $300 of. product you know every day how how. literally like I don't even think you. could think of three things to buy each. day but you can't me and like we got to. get on this there's nothing you can do. there's nothing you can do to do it you. just have to review and like they just. random they might randomly invite you. but he's done it for like 5 years and. then he got invited yeah so dedicated. Chop Chop dedication moral story leave.

reviews hey I left I left my first. review my first Yelp review was it a. Karen review no it. was only the only people that reviews on. Yelp are Kens you should see my Yelp. review like anytime I'm out a restaurant. no y'all should see my Yelp review you. leave Yelp reviews yes no you do what. you say Let me let me where's my phone. okay well she does that wait wait hold. on hold on why do you do that where did. my phone go it's under there can I leave. a review on. Yelp no while she gets her reviews up I.

had to leave a review because we went to. this restaurant and our server was like. please leave me a review the waiters are. having a contest and I want to win and I. was like I got you and I did not get her. she got. exposed and then we go back a week later. and I get the same server and she's like. I hate to bother you guys but could you. please just like leave me a review and I. was like when we got her again I went. and I left her a review and I was like. she's been so great but yeah I left a. review cuz I felt bad sorry guys I'm. trying to find I want to see Harper's. review do you like bad I've never left a. review on anything in my life I'm not.

even kidding not even I'm not going to. lie oh yeah my name is Joanna s on it so. so nobody knows it's me um I'm trying to. find wait how do you see where your. reviews oh here oh wait m m read how do. how do you find suggested businesses all. right uh we're going to read Harper's. Yelp reviews Joanna's Yelp reviews oh. yeah yeah we're going we're going to. read Joanna's Yelp reviews maybe or. activity feed oh no har are they bad. reviews yes you you're leaving bad.

reviews like you're going out of your. way to leave a bad review that's messed. up no it's not he did my nails really. bad. oh trust me trust. me because Harper me and my friends have. yet to find a nail salon in our area. that doesn't freak our nails up so I. hate some of them they're actually so. it's like I got these done two weeks ago. and half of them have popped off like. yeah I don't think I've ever had a girl. be like I love my nail all I ever hear.

from girls is I hate my nail no in the. last like 6 months every time I go cuz I. was going to this one lady for like 2. years and then they started breaking. more often if you guys ha it so much why. do you keep going back because I feel so. like girly whenever I get my nails done. but like it doesn't last very long. because they break off a week later like. I I should probably get my nails done oh. um not like not like done just like. maintained I can maintain sometimes it. get it get out of hand my nails be like. that long sometimes oh oh you know what.

I'm saying don't you know what I'm. saying wait are you joking like this. long yeah about that long yeah he gives. like really good. scratches yes in the winters I grow them. out um so conern on her face Harper yo. you haven't found these reviews bro hey. yo I'm looking through everything how do. we find reviews on Yelp wait what do you. mean how do we find our own reviews on. Yelp like that's my question it's not. like an activity feed not seeing it. Harper's just making this up again no.

I'm not watch you mean Joanna I don't. know she's sounded pretty mad what is my. guy doing on a brow threading thing what. I'm just trying to find stuff okay. places to get your brows come on I'm. trying to see have you ever left a. review no I've never left a review I. will say I do read reviews for my sake. I'm and like a majority of the time it. is Karens who only go on which is why. when you log on and you see like oh this. place is rated one star it's because. nobody goes out of their way to leave a. good review ever there's like if you. like I dare someone to go try to find a.

fivestar restaurant review on like a. fast food joint actually no it happen. people only go there rant about how bad. it was hey yo I I pray our dad doesn't. start leaving reviews he be he be. getting mad sometimes at people luckily. he don't luckily he don't care about. reviews yeah man I will say I was just I. was on FaceTime with him going through. the drive-thru literally like 10 minutes. before this pod and and I was like man. this drive-through is taking a while. they're just up there talking and then. dad's like let me you need to you need.

to talk to the manager ask to speak to. the manager from Oklahoma I'm like oh. like that no I'm not g to do that I. can't find it wait it's in the one one. star reviews one star reviews no no. trust me you would do it too and you. would do it to oh speaking of reviews I. have a horid. one listen speaking of reviews I have a. horrid one um but unfortunately it was. vice versa the review was left on me oh.

on on Airbnb oh that is true it's it's. bad can you find it um I have a screen. recording was on you have a screen I. have a screen recording to the chat. because it's stuck in me and my friend's. chat Michael Amaya oh my go why did you. get a onear or why did you get a bad. review on Airbnb uh I don't know if we. can even pop the pictures up of what. what I did to this Airbnb what no wait. was it listen I was I was.

was it the Airbnb crazy uh no no yeah. that is why you don't Airbnb your. property to airbn with the gummy bears. no the Airbnb with the sticky notes yes. oh yeah was that one well musle airbnbs. the one in amaheim we ruined their con. let me tell you the one about this. review first of all terrible wait this. is people's like what are with these. review hundreds of thousands dollar. properties there was another one where. we were we held we held uh Parker down. and we shoved Sour Patch Kids up his. nose yeah and then spoed there was a.

Sour Patch Kid fight and it was on. carpet and they got smooshed into the. carpet everywhere I would dis this one. we we had an idea for a YouTube video or. for a Tik Tok so I stuck colored sticky. notes like pink and green and blue I. stuck sticky notes all over the wall and. then we just left him up there the rest. of the time we were there what and then. we were like we'll take him down before. we leave oh okay okay but we were there. like a week and then after we left they. all fell to like a lot of them fell to. the ground and they stained like the. floor and they like cuz like it got wet.

we were swimming and stuff when we came. in and you all walked all over the paper. and stuff yeah yeah we did we did that's. the most like 16-year-old thing ever but. luckily but luckily that wasn't even. what they left in the. review that's what I'm saying oh that's. the good part yeah yeah least of the. problems I mean all I have is this. little screen recording of a chat bro. I'm scared but let me let me uh can I. pause how do I pause put at this Airbnb.

we got into a fight oh with who well me. and cash got into a fight there as well. like a joking fight but Parker decided. to hit on our other friend's girlfriend. in front of him as a joke but the guy's. a bodybuilder so I don't know why Parker. did that yeah for real like this guy's. Jack Parker and Parker is like SC and. this guy's like Jack and Parker's like. he's like no way hey Ariana um he said. something it he kept grabbing her hand. yeah he kept like trying to hold her. hand and then he was hitting on her and. stuff and finally this guy had enough so.

he made. Parker well H well okay so he made. Parker what so well it was my idea I was. like Robert was getting mad and I was. like Parker I was like Robert Robert's. the bodybuilder Robert come on man I was. like Robert if you're so like mad why. don't you just throw him in the pool and. make him take off all his clothes and. then throw his clothes on the roof just. an idea just an idea and I I'm not. saying to do that but that's just an. idea that's out there me person you.

could do because you're a bodybuilder. and you could do that cuz you weighed. 250 and he raed 120 so I mean do that. what you want he's like yeah and he goes. out there and it's dead wi middle of. winter like oh that pool that pool. should have been frozen it's like end. December and it is free and he pushes. him in the pool or he grabs him throws. the pool he was like then he throws him. in the pool and me and my friend Michael. are just watching like oh God and like. you know we're not going to interview it. doesn't have to do with us and then he's.

like now take off your underwear and he. makes him butt necked gives him all his. clothes oh my God Robert takes him and. throws him onto the roof of the house. and this kid is just in the backyard of. a pool and he's but naked but he. deserved it it is not bullying he. deserved it he I will say he deserved. that's why I didn't help him you know. what I mean like I was like you did hit. on the guy's girlfriend time right in. front of him and it was like like he.

knew that was his girlfriend and I was. like you did deserve it so I I can't. really help you here but yeah that was. that's pretty bad but then I did feel. bad jeez in the middle of his story I. did feel bad later on and. sorry okay I did feel bad. later okay um I did feel. bad yo you guys got covid-19 or. something no e you says covid-19 you.

just say it's Corona or Corona Co not. covid-19. covid-19 coron virus 19 anyways I I. ended up feeling sorry sorry for him a. little bit cuz he was out there freezing. his butt off like freezing his butt off. so I got him a rag about this big and I. was like here you go how generous he. used it he's R he on the window he's. like let me in let me in did y'all let. him in no no we.

didn't the stories of Parker should we. save some for when he's here no yes what. we'll talk about then panel Parker panel. who's that you he's a Nickelodeon star. hello no kid H then we walked out and. Robert was like he hasn't had enough so. then Robert grabs spoiled nuke that's. been sitting out for like five days this. is going to make Y sound like real. bully no I was just videoing it.

no I nothing besides. video so not me and Robert holds him. down to the ground and pours milk on him. and we have a video of that. too I'll throw that up I know we had a. video of we'll throw that up um I don't. know if I have the video but yeah we do. have a video of that that's crazy oh. wait this guy yeah yeah I know him how. do you know him he's my best friend do. you talk to him often what do you talk. him often yeah oh wait no my Airbnb.

review oh yeah what did they say all I. have is this screen recording but I'll. I'll throw some up so oh no I mean I. guess we can put this on there let me. see let me see wait y'all didn't flush. why that wasn't my room I listen I would. have flushed who makes that funny part. is I can see in this I can see in the. the screen recording of the chat here. that we argued with it we were like we. were like but like really is it our. fault like we said we said first of all.

like we were coming at them we we. literally said first of all you didn't. you didn't Supply us with a plunger. which my God does sound like their fault. you know what I'm saying you can't be. mad at me for clogging a toilet if you. didn't give me the plunger bro look. here's here's the kitchen what's your. opinion on that um look here's the. kitchen that's crazy um we left it uh. here's like the bathroom some more the.

bathroom um I think there's yeah there's. blood on that stuff I don't know that's. from from what I don't multiple fights. happened at that house so I don't know. oh there's more of the kitchen it's. crazy that house dude I've have so many. memories and we were there like less. than like a week what did they say oh. they were they were pissed for sure it. was not good they were not happy uh yeah. so it was that yeah it was bad and then. this other we stay.

y'all deserve y'all are actually that's. so bad you know what's crazy this is. like the one time I think like like me. cat actually I mean maybe not the one. time but we got to do a real fight there. wait can you do a real fight one time. why did you just say this is the sorry. not one time we in fights like that. every three months we actually gotten. one just literally a few weeks AG like. what was it like this one okay so he I I. pull up and he's like hey unfortunately. wait keep in mind we just poured spoiled.

milk on Parker yeah so they're kind. they're kind of in like a bully mood. like who else can we make us who else. can I sick Robert on and then maver rals. up and he's like hey unfortunately. you're going to have to go in the pool. and I'm like what do you know how cold. it is I'm not I'm not going in the pool. and he's like no you have to go in the. pool it's like part of like like you. have to and I'm like just all of us. jumped in yeah so they had all been in. the pool so they thought for some Reas. and I needed to go initiation yeah no no.

it freezing and I just dyed my hair and. I didn't want the chlorine to turn my. hair green and I was like I'm not. getting and then let let me T this part. so then it's me and the bodybuilder and. two other guys oh and the other guys are. pretty big too yeah and it's all four. versus MAV and I'm like all right guys. we all like yeah C's like we we can take. we're all like yeah we're going grab him. we're going to throw him in the pool. it's going to be great and we're there. and then MAV like it was like three two. one grab him and then I grabbed and they. were like grabbing him like oh Maverick. get in the pool like little bit and I.

like went full-fledged like and then M. gets me in a choke hold and I wasn't not. worried I was like get him guys get. him and they're all they're all just. watching now I was like guys what the. heck guys he's like about to pass out. he's like guys and then they were all. just laughing watching it I was like. what the heck we were all spoke up four. and I was going in there with zero. strategy cuz there's four of us I was. like and then grabs me chokes me and. then then that started an argument yeah. so then I when I let him go oh he was he.

was big mad cuz then I was mad because. hey those guys didn't have my back and. second of all M's been choking me for a. minute and I was like what the heck and. it wasn't like a light choke like it was. like I'm going to pop your head off. because I if I let him go like I knew he. was I I was fighting for my life it was. 4v1 yeah and then I like I don't know. what happened but something push come to. shove and the MAV starts chasing me like. I like after you let me go I like shoved. him down or something no you started. chasing me no you were chasing me that. makes no sense oh you're right yeah I.

was chasing you you were chasing me and. I ran around through the back house MAV. lets me go I'm chasing them all we're. going over fences running like. everywhere and then we're running. through the house M like goes inside the. house and I'm following him it's like a. long hallway there's like a long hallway. and he goes all the way to the end of. the hallway and then he hides behind the. corner and I'm full Sprint running down. the hallway chasing him but he's like 20. ft behind and inide the hallway is like. this he run M runs all the way down and. cuts right here and I'm still running on. the hallway and then MAV starts running.

this way and so we're running like this. I hear coming and I'm like five four. take off right as I run M goes boom and. hits me into the wall I'm not even. kidding I flew to the corner like he. flew like all the way up he was about 6t. like levitating yeah you guys try to. levitate it was like both of our our. both of our energies just collided and I. didn't go anywhere but all the energy. together s cash just and he was smaller. than yeah I.

just and then then we got in a huge. fight and some words were said remember. those words yeah we knocked the painting. Off the Wall those words were bad those. words were bad those words were very bad. unfortunately we not we can't repeat it. yeah but like C said something and he. was like and all of our friends agree. and I looked at all my friends and all. of our friends just stand there and. they're like we're not saying a word. everyone's just watching like all six of. our friends and me and I were yelling at. each other like yeah and I was like oh. yeah well you know what all of us think. and I said something I was like right.

and I look at him and everyone I I. everyone does this right here they they. were all. like oh my. God like looked down and got on their pH. everyone agreed with cash but nobody was. going to say what was it was it we're. not talking I can't say it can't say it. what cuz it wasn't really to do with me. and cash oh yeah it was it was bad it. once and then they didn't have my backs. again like two times in like 5 minutes. bro friends I have a story to tell y'all. um what do youall want for your.

Christmas list or what do you want like. what you not a story not a story that. might have been the worst story I've. ever heard wait Harper do you and your. sister ever get in like physical fights. like that you should physical very. physical phys like I I I pull this. move not that move no that's that's the. worst move when you're siing like no and. then no like I I'm the person who bites. punches and kicks do you like I was that. one yeah that was me yeah I bite like to. do that when they're bigger than you you.

got to bite kick scratch I remember the. one thing that would make me so mad is. and I remember specifically this one. time I wanted cash to fight me so bad. like we were we were mad at each other. oh this was a good and I was like I was. ready to like fight and he was not ready. to fight and I was bigger than him at. the time so he was not like trying to. fight and W W well you weren't trying to. fight like you you no you were maybe you. just didn't want to fight you were not. bigger than I was literally bigger than. you oh my gosh that was like. an ego thing right now I'm talking about.

when we lived in Oklahoma oh yeah so it. was like definitely I'm talking about a. different fight years ago I'm talking. about a different fight how many fights. all get in quite a few so he ends up. going to the floor in like the fetal. position and he's like I'm not going to. fight you and I'm like get up and fight. me he's like this did not happen no yeah. and it and that made me more mad that. you wouldn't fight me that made me so. much more mad I don't remember this one. the one I remember is we're in a hotel. room and he's mad he wants a fight he.

mad mad I was ready to throw hands and. I'm I'm laying in the bed like this I'm. like and he slaps me cross the face and. he's like bam and he's like fight me and. I'm like I'm like math I know you have. anger issues and that's okay and then he. hits me again I'm like mat see that's. the anger issu I'm talking. about and he was like stop F minut and. he hits me again I was like we can get. you help man okay I just let him hit me. and every time I would just be like calm. down in like Ryan Reynolds Deadpool it.

it was not F he would hit me and it' be. like hard be like bam i' be like in. through your nose out through your mouth. Cal down yeah I hit him like three or. four times within like 5 seconds he. wouldn't shut up it was bad yeah no yeah. me and my sister getting such big fights. like first like the biggest fight we've. ever gotten to is like screaming fights. but like when it comes to punching um. one time Harrison was over at my house. and he started uh punching my sister.

what yeah let me show you this video I'm. taking this with a grain of salt I don't. yeah actually you're right but like. that's AAL fight he tries to box me. that's major L yeah and I can show you a. video M what do you mean what's the time. always asking for the time no not that. we're almost done with the episode I. just want to know what we were at I just. want to know what's the time limit can I. go dance yet no happen my goodness he. never wants to leave room just wanted to. know the time he just never wants to.

leave room for when we have to cut the. stuff he says no this has just been a. good episode and I want to keep it going. oh. yeah you were like I hope it's not time. yet so you kill the Vibe by asking I. just wanted to know how much longer I. had to carry you to in this episode so. when you're on a date with a girl you. like do you ask her what the time is in. the middle so I'm just having so much. fun uh you know sometimes imagine doing. that on a first date you're like so man. what's the time bro did you find it no I.

don't understand how people can y'all. please set me up on a blind date by I. freaking tried to do one on the podcast. live so bad it'd be so fun MAV told me. I'm not allowed to help him get girls. anymore oh yeah I forgot about that oh. what you don't get girls no he told me. I'm not wait Maverick always all wait. what hold on what har says you don't get. girls Kate I'm so sorry she know Kate. Kate strugg are we going to let Kate. tell this story no because.

listen you if you tell the stor it's not. going to be good I think it's a me can I. say the first part yeah always stop let. me say one thing let me say one thing no. you're you already said that a thing. wait let me let me say one thing that's. don't the. police okay I say we take a vote between. me you and MAV on who says the story I'm. not saying the story Kate say the story. I'm not saying the story but I'm not. saying the story put your hand. out I'm not saying the story I was going. to say something else that's good that's.

good Maverick's always like no I need a. wife no Kate find me a wife it's okay my. uncle's 32 and doesn't have a. wife again why you got to put people on. PL wait your uncle started what he's oh. no no my uncle's 40 and he doesn't have. a wife he doesn't have has he had a wife. yes oh well they why okay moving on shot. hey his his wife threw a box at his face. his ex-wife all I'm going to say is I. took matters with my own hand and nobody. appreciated it go ahead and tell a story.

that's all you wanted to say is you took. matter into your own hands huh well no I. wanted to say you took matters into your. own hands for sure all right it was bad. I'll tell the story I think it's a you. want tell the story story I think it's a. me story you story just wants to steal. tell you tell we go back and forth yeah. cuz Okay well I like that cuz I feel. like I was pretty heavily involved you. were involved too I feel like it is. partly a me story so there's this girl. that's our waitress and then what. happened no no she was waiting on us and.

and I was like this girl's personality. is kind of like she was just kind of. funny and like bub and I was like all. right and so I just say one little thing. with the table I say that girl is kind. of cute Kate I said oh yeah she is Kate. was like this is my chance this is my. chance I'm going to take it I have to do. something I have to do something I have. to play. Cupid so she takes her phone I pulled. out my bow and arrows bro she takes her. phone and she does one of those things. where she writes on it she's like I got.

you okay yeah Cas pulled up so we're. just sitting there having a meal. enjoying ourselves and we kind of forget. it that I even said that this girl was. cute and all of a sudden Kate gets this. like awkward laugh like twitching. nervous thing I don't know what she was. doing she was. like we're like what and we look over at. Kate and she's holding up a sign she's. got a sign up above her head cat can you. demonstrate I demonstrate didn't you why. did you screenshot it you had the sign. right there I know this this is what.

Kate. did oh from across the restaurant and. she's showing the wa waiters from across. the restaurant if y'all can't read that. it says my friend thinks you're cute no. way but she's like laughing and like. like nervous about it you can tell she's. like nervous that she's doing this she's. like is this funny this I don't know. what's going on but I'm doing it I'm. going to do it I'm out here F and then. the waitress ceased from like no I was. nervous because I didn't want you to. tell. you did drop it the second you picked up.

the sign you dropped the ball no she. never had the ball no one gave you the. ball K was trying to pick up the ball. the whole time and the ball is just not. going in any so you're bowling and you. pick up a too heavy of a ball it's like. that's the girl the girl starts laughing. cuz it's like a glass thing she starts. like laughing with some of the other. waitresses K like yeah you can see in. the kitchen so then she comes out and. all let and this is kind of where cash. comes at then she comes down and I'm. like oh shoot she thinks I'm the one. that thinks she's cute cuz he's sitting. next to next to Kate and Kate holds the. sign like this and then she looks at me.

and I was like and then I was like oh. shoot she me that's terrible and then. and then she comes out and I took my. ring off that day cuz um what well we we. were at the gym or something and I took. it off and forgot to put it back on and. I was like she thinks it's me I got to. tell her I'm married so when she comes. back to our table I was like oh not me. by the way I'm married and then I as. soon as I said that I was like I'm. married oh shoot and I was like I. promise I'm married I promise and my. ring was on she's like oh yeah sure okay.

and I was like no I am married I promise. it's to hurt oh my gosh and yeah yeah. that was bad and then and then I had to. get into my interrogation because I. needed to learn a little bit about the. girl before looking down at the table. like this not even making so nervous. like shaking not shaking I was just like. you were making weird sounds I don't. know what she were making Kate's looking. out at the table like this and now she. starts asking the waitress questions. she's like as she's just trying to hand. us our drinks and stuff and then she ask. this she doesn't ask like a normal human. how old are you she goes are you of age.

oh my God and doesn't even make eye. contact with the girl she's staring K. staring straight down at the table she's. are you of age like but it's like it's. it's more like this it's like are you of. age anybody have a chi are you of. age why do I have to make eye contact. with her I'm not the one trying to get. to know her the girl answers first off. the girl answers how to do it oh what's. up like how old are you not are you of. age listen I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to find Maverick a wife are you. AG so she follows it up with the girls. like like uh yeah yeah no no no she says.

no oh yeah first she says no I'm not and. we're like what you look like you're a. age so much war and then and then she's. like yeah I'm I'm 20 no yeah okay we're. like okay so you're of age and she was. like Oh I thought you meant 21 we were. like no 18 no have you and then Kate's. sitting there and she's. like are you. single I I said I said Do you happen to. be single and she goes no you did the. same thing you didn't even look at her. she's behind you and you're just like. yeah are you single yeah but I didn't.

sound like some and she goes no I have a. boyfriend and then later we come to find. out the boyfriend is also a waiter at. the restaurant at this very current. moment yeah so he's there too and then. it just it all goes extremely extremely. downhill from there and she was boyriend. was there her boyfriend was there she. was yeah I have a boyfriend he saw the. sign I help the sign up she pulled her. boyfriend to the glass so he could peek. through and see it but I thought he was. just the I just thought he was a friend. a chef yeah so then she come we're we're.

talking to her for just a second and. she's like yeah I got a boyfriend he's. he's here and we're like he's here and. she's like yeah he's right there and he. was like hiding behind the corner like. almost like. spying what and cash is like it's okay. come here give a Betty come here bud. it's okay give me a b and then and then. he finally comes out and uh they I guess. knew who we were so it was like yeah. then it was even more Awkward yeah then. they were like do you guys have a. podcast I was like no no wait so this. was recent yeah oh this is like last.

week yeah yeah yeah what yeah so moral. of the story Maverick did not bag a wife. that night no Mor of the story is Kate. is a horrible wingman and I'm not well. I'm a great wingman I will not be taking. that I am just going to keep searching. until I find you love please don't. search from we there it's embarrassing. is not fun don't search listen I'm going. to every time we go out I'm just going. to start scouting yeah one day what do. you want on your Christmas list you. really want to know that now you us a.

Christmas present or something no okay. yeah okay that better be the only like. this you got free Amazon so I'm. expecting a tell me what do you want for. Christmas I want well are you getting it. for me yeah okay what do I want for. Christmas Lamborghini okay I was. thinking lini Mercy what huh anyways. maybe a teapot a teap a teapot what the. freak a teapot a teapot I've been. drinking a lot of tea lately a te you. making tea a teapot like hot tea.

oh oh my gosh like why yeah so I'm never. going to that's like you really need. your blanket if you're going to have a. teapot I almost brought my cup of tea up. here but I couldn't because I knew I. would be trolled you could yeah this. chair is mad uncomfortable guys I'm. sitting show them what you're sitting. get. up cuz they can't really see I'm sitting. in one of the probably grossest chairs. I've ever sat in sat in it is a used. very used car seat with stains that's.

right it comes it comes with the stains. diarrhea e how do you know what the. stains were throw up you don't know oh. okay well I got options you can choose. which one you would like it to be but. that's definitely what it's from Parts. oh yeah definitely a bro why did you do. all that to the car. seat it was only a 40 minute. episode oh see the stains touch it oh oh. look at those stains my God gosh and. they're not from me did you pay extra.

are you sure it's not from. you well if it is from me I forgot M. what do you want on your Christmas list. my Christmas list um a. wife yes not from Kate M I'm going to. stick one under the Christmas tree for. you oh yeah yeah that' be a funny video. I just wait until Christmas. morning how would you stick one under. the Christmas tree yeah how would you. just like I just you know what I want. for Christmas you drug her you you when. she's.

out no you you know what I want for. Christmas then you just slide her under. there. unconscious I've done this. before I'm kidding I'm kidding yo I'm. scared that's a terrible thing to say. it's a. joke oh that's not right no way no no no. you gay you not. gr bro bro no no and then you put her. under there you know what I want for.

Christmas what's that I'm G have to. think about that for just a minute okay. no way y'all you seg ask this question I. know you have a Christmas list on your. phone yeah I do let me see see they. consist of like Lululemon yeah all. makeup products. Lulu Aviator Nation yeah yeah here let. me get it while she's doing that I have. a question for y'all how do y'all do. Christmas now that you're. married we yeah do y'all do gifts for. each other I'm just kidding oh I talking.

she buys I open it's a great setup. highly recommend wow let see. okay. okay you have links tip yep over this is. a very official Christmas list I know. this thing is that in her notes you just. you just it's pretty much tapped to by. like yeah just tap right there yeah sign. here yeah yeah oh my gosh $550 for head. headphones what kind of headphones. airpods.

Max those are that expensive. $110 you can buy those sers yes slippers. oh my gosh you want wa you know what I. want for Christmas what oh I'm still. going to have to think about that but. give me one second I don't I got your. whole list right here um oh my gosh I'm. trying to think there's something if you. had to add up all the things on that. list right now how much money would you. say it is this is definitely a money. list like 10,000 you. think yeah maybe maybe. 2,000 so maybe 10,000 maybe to get like.

a candy cane man this is crazy those are. just my the kids around here I remember. being in sweetheart you grew up around. here not like that I want you to say the. kids around here yeah she says the kids. are around here you grew up literally a. quar mile down the street from here. listen guys I woke up on Christmas. morning and everyone posted their. Christmas trees on the Snapchat story oh. their living rooms I wish I would have. taken screenshots because it was like. over a 100 presents under the tree like.

not under the tree across their living. room floor into the kitchen there's just. presents presents present lots of. presents yeah wait I know what I want. for Christmas what's that a bucket. because I got a bucket yeah well I I. just want a bucket so I can like a Home. Depot bucket so I can put all my tears. in it and drink them sounds so fun you. could sell those you could we could. auction them on eBay yeah tears yeah. save your tears for another day oh yeah.

y'all making me want to end this episode. right. now why are yall our biggest haters yeah. you know what I saw I saw the worst I. saw the worst hate comment on one of our. our shorts yeah ah Che yes so we're. sitting there and it was one of the. clips cash had said something to me and. everyone in the comments is hating on. cash for saying whatever he said to me. what did he say something about me being. ugly or fat or something W what. don't just throw those out there like I.

say that something about cash me being. ugly that sounds really bad when you say. it like that well yall know the clips. I'm talking about well on one of the. clips everyone's like oh my gosh cash. you're so terrible why would you say. that and someone said this is so bad. someone said um should you say this no. it's cuz it's funny they were like I. don't know why clap if you ever been to. a fat farms they. said no they were like I don't know why. he's talking about that she's the best. looking one on the podcast and someone. said they're all good-looking and he.

goes I mean she's not that good-look. she's just the best one out of all of. them on the. podcast no. way I mean but you are I was like no I. was like what kind of comment like I was. like oh like no that's not a nice thing. to say but like I'm flattered and. reading and camera my camera must have. been cut out or something I must have. not been in friend joke is like. I that doesn't sound like I'm in I try.

to find it real quick and like. screenshot it you're going to go through. all of our comments to find one no. because I remember one I remember this. one cuz I know you remember it but I'm. saying you realize we upload like four. shorts a day I actually think it's just. the filter that he puts on the cameras. what oh he doesn't make you look. good that's the S I think the 4K quality. do be doing us bad sometimes I don't. know if I should see myself in that. looks too high quality can we make this.

a little more blurry yeah you can BL. pimple every now and then come on wait. actually could you like put like a. filter over my face like a beauty filter. yeah like a blurring filter it's called. makeup it's possible it's happening. right now. what really I can't wait to see that F. yeah I'm excited wait I really want to. see that like maybe you can make me. pretty stop that's hopeful oh I'm so sad. am I supposed to make you sad in the. camera no no no make me pretty and then.

sad I don't know if he got a filter that. good I don't know if the filters can do. that I don't know if it's that strong. stop that was mean hey yo I am it yeah I. don't get anything cuz. I what they say you guys I got my blood. drawn today oh my gosh don't you got to. be like 18 for that are you stupid. no I thought you see nobody says. anything when she calls me stupid look. look. so the reason I got my blood drawn is.

because I still have three years of. growth hormones left hold on nice really. she literally just called me stupid. straight to my face everyone laughs. about it does it look like I care. where's the comments where's the. comments where's where's the comments of. they treat cash so badly oh where's the. comments they treat think about think. about Cash's feelings oh think about. think about what how Cas feels like on. the inside uh you definely feel great no. one comments that but the second but the. second ey I say something about Kate or.

you everyone's all over me same thing. with me Harper can make fun of my looks. all day she can make fun yeah see all. day she gets to make fun of me no one. says a word but the second we say. something about one of you two oh the. comments comments are worst husband in. the entire world wow why is she with him. I can't believe you talk to a woman like. that horrible man why would you ever. speak to a lady with those words we're. ladies you guys it makes me look so bad.

because cash will say some of the most. outlandish things on the podcast and. then it makes me look bad they're like. why does she stay with someone who. treats her like that so you're worried. she's worried that she looks bad from. dating you now oh my God first of all. I'm she just said she looks bad dating. you that's what she said I do it makes. me people are like why oh literally the. amount of people that are like I would. leave him so fast yeah I could literally. sit here and be like Kate um you a. little ugly today everyone would be like.

everyone would be oh my gosh the. comments would be astronomical but K. could be like wow Cas you're looking. ugly can we test this Theory you make a. short saying that and I'll make a short. staying that yeah yeah each of y'all. make a short roasting each other right. now no we got to say the same exact. thing say k you're looking mighty ugly. today all right all right do want do do. one for me Kate this is going to be a. short so people aren't going to see this. part right here I know people are going. to think we're so mean to each other all. go well I don't know why you're talking. you're looking a.

little today you know like not your best. you've looked better no wait wait are. you saying I look bad today well I'm not. saying you look good like why maybe you. should talk about this off the. podcast why are you just calling me ugly. I'm not calling I'm not calling you ugly. cuz on the average day you're. not so you just called me ugly nope. that's did those words come out of my. mouth they didn't thank you are you. kidding me I think she was just saying.

you need some help in The Beauty. Department yep what is going on okay. okay now nice now insult me and we'll. see who gets more comments you know what. you remind me of a whale no I was. thinking hippo a hippo yeah yeah because. hippos can only run in water it's kind. of like a school bus. though oh my gosh you do look like a. school bus flat flat face in a in a big. trunk you know what I'm. saying that is a school survivor.

Sol I can't I'm not supposed to be. laughing hey hey yo she she could even. she could even hold kids up in there man. she could she could have like. quadruplets it could be a whole school. bus in. there no way if you have any help with. that let me know okay I think the clip. is cut now the clip is cut the clip. that's. cut no.

way real. tears he said she even put kids oh my. gosh she got a flat face and a big. trunk car kids up in there oh gosh oh. please put your bio to a school. bus just your average school bus wife. just my face on the front of a school. buso can someone make that for me so I. can make it my profile picture please. Maverick Maverick thingss he's a Mustang.

man mavi thinks he is the fastest human. alive right now hey I ran a sub six. minute mile today it was like 5 minutes. 56 seconds so why do you keep saying sub. six minute mile yeah sub so people know. subscribe I am pretty fast no why do you. keep saying sub why don't you just say. the time you ran 5 minutes 56 seconds R. sub 6 minute mile why don't I just say I. ran 5 minutes and 56 seconds I don't. know I just wait why you hate sub six. minute. mile I have a question if we had to go.

around since I am apparently I give off. school bus Vibes what what kind a. Maverick's a Mustang oh she's the short. bus no that's for sure um you are a you. said a Mustang you're Mustang I am. fast no you're just short wait we can't. both be school buses yeah you're. literally The Bu I want to be my own. speci and she is the short. bus I feel like she's more like a bug I. know I like or like a Mini Cooper a bug. like smart car a Volkswagen Bug Buzz I.

feel like I'm like uh like a a luxury. car like no I'm think like Mater you. ever seen Mater I was going to say Mater. I was going to say Mater you're more a. I'm more like a. child that's so true y'all y'all. definitely give off like Lightning. McQueen and Mater I'm not Mater oh wait. but it does though you are though wait. what is Mater's line why am I Mater I. even look like Mater cuz I can say a. child and then then you say now talk. like mat Joe am I Mater no you look like.

hold up Joe look more like Mater than I. look like M no he. does. is Alex is 100% M I actually have a. video of me when I was 14 with Haley and. we literally were like Alex is Mater. like Alex is so M cash what okay I'm no. longer mat I'm no longer Mater so I'm. happy now no you can be like Mater's. like rightand. Lightning McQueen I'm down for that oh.

no like I'm. talking I see myself as Lightning. McQueen you know you know maer also has. a dad I take a b you know what Harper is. she's the car off. uh off uh what's that what's the movie. called zootopia like is it called I was. thinking Judy hops what's that that's. not even a car the rabbit from zootopia. that's not a car what are you how are. you thinking about a rabbit when we're. talking about cars just. like is what is it called car or. Lightning McQueen Cars Cars harp is the. one off cars you know the one that's.

like is it. f the one that changes the. tires what troll are we what troll are. we from the movie. trolls are youpp something like that I. need a new car uh a truck I'll give you. options Lambo Bugatti McLaren Corvette. no those don't fit you about what about. what about like the total cars the. junkyard you know those ones that are. like missing car you know the ones that. are like like that the junkyard that's.

car no you know what you are you know. just kind of missing P diesel no diesel. Diesel's two like Vin Diesel no no. you're. gas g gasoline oh wait I got. you. no be quiet please no you're going to. add more you bad for the environment. you're going to ruin the moment hold on. hold. on another things have happened in that. car seat so okay if I continue going.

another accident's going to happen in. this car seat so I I probably should not. do that that's so embarrassing for me I. literally look like I'm married a. Manchild you are though married to a. Manchild yeah over to 5-year-old you. know my favorite thing about school bus. is that I can't get to can't get to work. right on this one what you know those. doors that you just shut yeah can't ever. get her to shut her. door what shut the front door what door. yeah that what door her foot I was. saying you like talk a lot like can't I.

get you to shut your mouth shut your pie. so that joke did not hit shut your pie. trap and on that note um we are done for. the day well no we have another thing we. got to do after this actually oh we do. what yeah there's more stuff we got to. film today I have to do algebra after. this and film another. podcast wow yeah you wait what time are. we at uh like 45 minutes oh Joe shaking. his head oh all right well I guess I. guess we'll go ahead and end this. episode even though I really don't want. to cuz Maverick secretly just wants to.

go vibing right now I feel like that's. why we got to get the next one cooking. right yeah no come back to the next. episode it's going to be the same VI all. right peace out bro sh I'll see y' in. the next episode baby let's go don't. Whoever has the most viewed video using. a clip from this podcast on Tik Tok or. YouTube shorts we're going to be. personally FaceTiming post as many times. as you want but make sure to tag the. podcast and use #the LOL podcast in the. title SL description good luck and we. hope you win.