Extreme 2 Truths 1 Lie!

The game we're supposed to play is two. truths and a lie. Maverick told me not. to date Kate. Maverick told me Kinsey. wasn't his type. Maverick told me Harper. will never find a boyfriend. Only one is. true. Yeah. Which one do you think is. true? I think he said don't date Kate. Wow. He got it right again. Three. for he did. When Matt, explain yourself. Um, my dad got bit by a copperhead and. had to be rushed to the hospital. Oh. My. mom starts driving after the ambulance. that she called while my dad's like. pulling in the front yard with his hand. She left your dad. Yes, cuz she wanted.

to find the ambulance. [Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode. All of this was to get to the. point that in this episode, I'm going to. be spoiling your book for you. All of. this was what? That we just started, my. man. No, I think they picked up some of. it, maybe. Yeah. Um, in case you guys. are wondering, we uh could have probably. shot four episodes by now. Whoa. Uh, oh, and look, my friends are texting me. asking to hang out because they think. we're done shooting the podcast. Wait, actually. Yeah. Who? What do you have?

Chase. Yep. And because Maverick, in. case y'all don't know, we shoot. We. could have made it to Hillside tonight. We Al supposed to go to the gym. Har. supposed to hang out with friends. I'm. supposed to hang out with friends. We. shoot two episodes a day. We shoot the. first episode. Maverick said, "Hey guys. on the road, everybody just take like 10. 15 minutes. I got to go uh sign up for. some stuff on the computer for hunting.". I was trying to do it before and y'all. were in a hurry to do it and I was like, "All right, I'll just do it. hours. later, here we are. Wait, hold on. To be. fair, two hours later, to be fair, I. planned this for to do while Harper was.

in her voice lesson, which I'm sorry, her voice lesson wasn't going to voice. was 30 minutes. Oh, 30 minutes. Oh, wow. Uh, well, you know, it happens. She. could have became a pro singer by now. Look, I didn't realize I was going to. have a bunch of problems, have to sit on. hold, and a whole bunch of things. And. I'm sorry. Anyways, well, there's that. And I value all of you for waiting. Thank you. If you value me enough, don't. spoil my book. Unfortunately, that is. what I'm going to have to do in this. episode. spoil your book and Alex is. going to be just as mad. I walked in the. other day saying he read Hey guys, I'll.

be honest. I couldn't really read it. So, I just Guys, nobody knows what's. happening. I just looked it up. Nobody. knows what's happening. I looked it up. Everybody knows what's happening. I'm. getting the start of the episode. With. all that being said, nothing was said. because the cameras were on. Hey, relax. Everyone knows. Keep telling me to. relax, man. I've been relaxing for the. past 2 hours. Okay, I'm done. Very. tense. Does he seem tense to you? Yes. Yeah. I'm done relaxing. It's time for. me to be tense. Oh, yep. Yep. Um, so I'm going to spoil. Kate's book. Uh, Maverick's claiming he. read the last two pages of Kate's book.

I feel like we should do that. Never. claimed that. Claimed I tried to read. and that got boring. So, I Googled it. The girls don't look very happy. Oh. Oh. gosh, that smells horrible. Smell that, Cash. What is it? Um, Texas. Oh my gosh. Is that your drink from last. time you were over here? Smell that, Cash. Texas. That is some creation you. have concocted. And that is not smell. it. No, I'll hold the bottle. Wait, let. me look inside. Why can't I touch? It just looks like.

coffee. In case you're wondering, I'm. not going to drink all your backwash. Okay, I know, but I'm just wanting to. hold the thing while you smell it. Okay, just tilt it towards me. Ew. What is that? It smells worse than. it looks. Did you smell it? Bring it. over here. Chalky milk. Chalky milk. Wait, bring it over here. I don't know. how. What are you drinking? What is. that? I'll give youall $100 if you find. out. What is that? Is there caramel in. it? Oh my gosh. What is that? You guys. know that video. Texas. Is there caramel. in it? I don't know. It looks like a.

freaking coffee and chocolate milk mixed. together. It's something, man. That. looks bad as freick. If I guess the the. main soda, will you tell me? Yes. The. Okay. Is it Is it Dr. Pepper? Yes. Okay. It's Dr. Pepper with vanilla creamer. Yes. What? And lime. And one more. And. chocolate syrup. One more. No. Caramel. No. What? Smell it. And make And like. Hold on. Dr. Pepper with vanilla and.

lime without even tasting it. Smell. She got like a blood hound nose. It's like a fruit. Raspberry. I know it. What is it? I just read it, but I could. have told you without reading. Yeah. Raspberry. Hey guys, I don't think everybody really. cares that much about the flavor of the. soda. It does smell kind of fruity. Yeah, really talking into her mic there. Kenzie's not even talking into her mic. Just worried about the flavor of Harper. soda. Fruity, man. Pineapple. I don't If you don't.

stop, I'm going to fart. You stop. Tell. me what the fruit is. It It's coconut. Yeah. Oh, coconut. Okay. Well, I'm glad. we spent all that time figuring out. coconut flavor. Y'all made it sound like. it smelled like like rotten milk. That. does smell bad. You What do you mean you. read it? You could have told me if you. didn't read it. Oh, no. I was I I looked. it up online cuz I was scared to smell. it cuz I was like, "What if it's like. licorice or something?" So, you looked. it up. But you looked up what? What's in. Harper's Cup? Yeah. Yeah. I chat GBT. What is Harper drinking right now? Kate. looks up everything. So, like it's like.

you can't have anything. I'm seriously. so tired of it. Every time we watch a. movie, Kate looks at the end. That's. literally just my personal. You know. what, man? You're right. You should read. the last two pages of Kate's book and. ruin it because every movie me and her. watch, she looks up the ending and then. tries to tell me. You want me to tell. you? No, I don't. I don't try to tell. you. You try to tell me. Sometimes. you'll be like, "Oh, he doesn't die.". I'm like, "Hey, I'll tell you what. happens if if if you want to tell her.". No. Cuz I just don't really want the. heat for telling. I just want to pour. this on cash. What the I don't know what.

you're going to say. Payage wins. What? Oh, you know, I didn't see that. Does it. have lime in it when you looked it up? What just happened? What? You just eat. the cup? Yo, that ain't a waffle cone. What are you doing? It's Dr. Pepper, vanilla, and coconut. cream. I actually hate waffle cones. Those are the stupidest inventions ever. made. What? That's kind of good. No, no, no, no. Ice cream belongs in a bowl. Uh, I would agree, but a waffle cone, like.

dude, that gosh, please. What? Who did. that? That just ricocheted from his butt. to that apple back to his butt. I'm. begging you to please stop at this. point. Stop my bodily functions. Great. Yeah, I'll stop farting. Okay, I'll just. stop farting forever. Yeah. On purpose. to get a reaction out of everybody. And. it works every time. Maybe you should. stop giving them to me. I feel like. people watching are really going to. start wondering like, are you okay? Me? The chiropractor told me I have an.

abnormally large gas bubble. Yeah, you're not. chiropractor. Yes. You know. what's funny? I think I told this story. on like the first or second episode of. the pod ever. I went to the chiropractor. and he took an X-ray on me and there was. this big black circle in my stomach. Yeah, you told me. And I was like, everybody knows. Yeah. What's that? And. he said, "Oh, you just have an. abnormally large gas bubble in your. stomach." So therefore, I am diagnosed. with abnormally large gas bubble. That's. crazy. Maybe you just hadn't farted that. day. No, that doesn't mean it's there. You know, I fart every day. Okay. So you.

can't make fun of me for having an. abnormally large gas bubble. I'm not. making fun of you. I'm telling you to. take medicine. I disagree. You want me. to take laxatives? So then she she. doesn't even allow me to poop. So I. can't take laxatives. I feel like I need. a secret room if you're going to fart. Like be courteous about it. I could do. that. Wait, why can't I make fun of you. for it? For what? For farting. My. normally large gas bubble. Yeah. Why. can't I? You said I can't. But I'm going. to. I just would prefer not to. You make. fun of Harper's height. Yeah. You can't. control that. And you make fun of mass.

scoliosis. And I can't control that. either. Yeah. But and we make fun of. your weight. Yeah. But I don't tell you. to stop having scoliosis. Scoliosis. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, exactly. What. would you do if right now I just stood. up and farted in the mic? You'd be like, "Oh, do that. I lose it. I'd laugh so. hard." I'll tell you this. You're. getting at least 10 mil views on TikTok. Okay. If you can you please someday fart. in your microphone? Please. Please. It. would make everyone's day. Everyone. would bust out. It would not make my. day. Actually, it wouldn't make mine.

either. I could go without that. Let me. tell you something. So, this means in. the the splash zone. I had I had an. splash zone is crazy. But yeah, you. know, SeaWorld, I haven't had water at. all today. I've had this morning an. Alani an ice car macchiato. Um and then. I after school I had swig and then I had. uh That's a lot of caffeine. I know. Yeah, that just sounds like all you. drank today was caffeine. You have to be. so careful. That's why she's in a good.

mood today, though. Low key, she's had. 600 millig. She's very like just hyper. She's not like a lot of times at this. hour, you start to get real tired. Yeah. A lot of times at this hour, you start. to get like this. I mean, she is eating a waffle cone. right now, and it's not a real waffle. cone. Wait, but my question is, do I go. to Taco Bell and get a Baja Blast or do. I get water? You should. Well, if you do. order a Baja Blast, I know, but do I get. water with it? Yes, both. Should I get. water? No. Why would we not mix them. together? Water. I won't mix them.

together. You should not get water from. Taco Bell. Just get water. But what if I. get both? I have two cup holders in my. car. Hear me out. You get the water to. make yourself feel good. You don't need. to drink it. You just get the Baja. Blast. Yeah, I know. But I haven't had. water all day long. So, do I drink the. water before I do Baja Blast or do you. need the water? What if the Baja Blast? I don't really think anybody cares. actually about this conversation. So, I. say we play a game for the sake of your. health. Do water. Also, life hack. I. found out when you go on airplanes, um. the pressure makes your body like bloat.

up and stuff. So, a way to help is to. make sure that you're drinking eight. fluid ounces of water for every hour. you're on the plane. Hey, help keep like. it circulating. You know what I found. out about airplanes? Expensive. You ever. been on an airplane? Yeah. That sounds. like a scheme for them to get all the. money. Y'all have those water bottles? I'm just a little worried. Water. bottles. Yeah, we have water bottles. Like that type of water bottle. M's. mouth has been on that. Never mind. We. do have some. They're in the garage. There's some in the garage. You know. what I don't understand? Do you need. one? Yeah. Could I go grab one? Yeah, if.

you want to. Just don't get locked in. there. Go grab one. Thanks. Yeah. Don't. let the big bag garage. I know. I just. don't want to miss the game. I don't. want to miss the game and stuff. Okay. Well, anyways, you know what? I found. out about airplanes. Well, what's the. game? Okay. I'm not You say you say your. story. I run downstairs, get the water, try not. Okay. Yeah. Good. Yeah, you can head. out. But try not to say the game. Yeah, I won't I won't start the game without. you. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All. right. Thank you. Okay. So, all right. So, how the game is played, there's very.

detailed rules to this game. Oh, she's. running faster. No, but you know what I. did find out about airplanes? Apparently, when you're pregnant, you're. not supposed to ride on an airplane. Okay. After a certain amount of like. time being pregnant, like once you get. farther in Yeah. Now, can somebody tell. me how going up into the air and landing. back down on the ground is going to mess. up a baby? Uh, it's not that it's going. to mess up the baby. They just don't. want you to labor. Yeah. Going to labor. while you're in there. That wouldn't be. good. Oh, what if you need medical care. and you're just stuck there? Well, that's like saying what if you like have. like a they have all a lot of stuff on a.

plane like they have defibrills. They. have all sorts of defiills. They have. the thing to start your heart. It's like. if you're eight months pregnant going on. a plane, they're going to stop you. It's. just like highly recommended that you. don't and doctors are going to tell you. not to. They even have Epipens on planes. now. What's What's the defibrill thing? No way. I thought it was I don't think. they have that on a plane. Yeah, they. do. That seems like a weapon that. somebody could use to hijack the plane. Well, I'm sure it's hidden in the. floorboard. Well, it's just with the. medical equipment. They have several. things on there. I'm still convinced. I.

know that this isn't the case, but every. time you flush an airplane toilet, you're telling me it doesn't just. literally fall out of the plane with how. aggressive the toilet flushes. Imagine, bro, you just see planes flying over. you. You're just like, "What's that?". No, it's so aggressive. I feel like the. only place it could be going is outside. You. spig I'll go get paper. You're swigging. me. Oh, she just spilled swig. everywhere. On the new carpet. On the. new carpet. On the new car. I'm going to. go get paper. Yeah. On new carpet. Harper. Hey, there's something right.

there. All right, we'll we'll cut once. this is We'll cut come back once it's. cleaned up. You guys know how Harper. just spilled her drink? Yeah. My bad. Yeah. We have this like pet stain. striker shark industrialized cleaner. Just show them what you got. We have a. vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. It's called a vacuum. case. See? Pet shark. And you can you. can suction up mess. And there's Okay. Step back. Okay. What's the brown. liquid? Okay. Yeah. See, this is what. we're talking about right there. Ew. That's not all my drink. Maverick. vacuumed up drink. Trust me, your drink.

look disgusting. Maverick literally vacuumed up Stellup's. throw up in that like 2 or 3 weeks ago. and has it cleaned it out. That is not. the truth. So disgusting. You just said. you did that. No, I said I I was going. to and I didn't. I had to throw away the. whole thing. The whole rug. I threw away. the whole rug. She threw up on it. But. did the throw up get picked up at all? No, because I didn't even use that. hardly. I scrubbed it with towels. Use. that hardly. I I literally put it down. I put it down for like literally like 2. seconds and then I had to scrub with. paper towels and it still wouldn't come. out. Okay, then what is the brown.

substance? I'm telling you, it smelled. horrible when I got it. Where was the. brown substance, not the smell? I don't. know. It was already in there. I know it. smelt bad before. I plugged it in and I. was like, "That is horrible." And so, I. started using paper towels trying to get. it up. Couldn't even get it. So, what he. saying is the brown substance. Well, most of that is your swig, darling. Break that teeth. 5 mm spread. No, 5 mm. spread. Dude, what? What? What are you. talking about? You sound like a Betty. nap. No, there's like 5 mm of water or. swig on the floor and probably more like.

10 mm of Cell's throw up. So, probably. can't. Wait, you think the dog threw up. more than your drink? Twice the amount. Have you seen Cell's throw up? That. thing stacks up like this. No, I I picked it up the night that it. happened. It was like just a small. little stain like this big on the rug. There was not actual like chunks or. anything. I'm actually worried. What is. that in the in the thing? It's probably. throw up cuz like there's no way that's. all my swig. No. Yeah, there. Oh, that's. your swig though. That's what go That's.

what's in your stomach. But. my I know. Okay. Yes, but I that makes. the Baja Blast freeze and whatever. styrofoam you use it after one of the. podcast episodes and we made a mess. No, we. I'm actually worried. For the record, when we use that thing, you're supposed. to empty out the See me there is a. mystery brown stain. and no one's claiming it. Clearly the. throw. That's interesting. Alex trying. to accuse me. Hm. You know what I think? No one usually claims mystery brown. I. think when people quickly accuse people,

they have something to hide. Everybody. Uh-oh. Did Alex do this? I You guys. think I'm the one that's going to leave. dog throw up sitting in that thing. That. does not look like dog throw up. And I. also grew up with steam cleaners. I. emptied them out every time. I. only told everyone we have to empty it. out after we use it. Dude, I grew up. with steam cleaners. All right, man. Okay, we get it. Steam cleaners. You. grew up with steam cleaners. I'm sorry. I don't think the audience cares about. our steam. I have lots of cleaners. Steam and non- steam. Okay. Okay. All. right. So, so I think the real question.

is who's going to clean it out after. this? I'm sorry. I'm just confused on. what is in that. Like it doesn't matter. who's going to clean it out. What is I. actually think that's the most I think. we should throw it away. Get a new one. I can clean it out. But you guys being. scared to to dump something out of. something is No, it's not just dump it. out. You have to like spray water. The. thing is The Scared Spray water. Just. dump it out. You think being scared to. dump something out is bad, huh? All. right. I dare that out. I said dump that. out. Huh? To dump that out? Okay, fine. I dare you to dump that out on your. face. Oh, no. Dump it out outside. Now.

he's scared to dump it out to dump it on. me. That's stupid. Yeah, you're scared. to dump it. I dare you to drink the. whole thing. That's like saying, "Are. you scared of hot sauce?" How much. money? How much money would it take for. me to dump that on? Put it in your eye. Let me put it in your eye. How much. money would it take for me to dump that? That's the stupidest thing you've ever. said. How much money to dump that on. your face? Please go get it now. It's going to be a lot of money. No, no, please do it now. No, seriously. Mostly. because we don't know what it is. If we knew it was just the swig, how. much dump the mystery brown stain on.

someone's face? Who has the cheapest. price here? Under Alex is going to take. it. No, Alex. 20 bucks. Take it or leave. it. Alex, 50 bucks. Take it or leave it. You really just go get How much is a hot. tub? I'll do I'll do it for 20 bucks. Do. you want a hot tub? Well, I don't, but I. know you want a hot tub, so I do. Yeah. Whatever happened to that conversation? We were supposed to buy a hot dog. Wait, you you'll do it for how much? Oh, I was. going to say I'll stick my hand in it. and for 20 bucks for 20 bucks and and. then rub your face. Well, that's more.

like 40. He's going to need more makeup. if he does that. Yeah, right. Listen, I. don't think anyone cares about the. contents of our steam cleaner. No, me. neither. So, let's play the game. What. game? All right. This game is called who. should d cash dump the steam cleaner. bucket on. Yes, I know cash. Okay. What? Cash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or math. Yeah. Or Yeah. Or math. That's a really good. That's a second option. That's really. good. A really solid option. And the. option of No, but for real, let's play. the game that we're supposed to play. today. The game we're supposed to play. is two truths and a lie. That's right.

All right. So, who wants to go first? Who's got their question? Uh, I can go. first. I thought I'm on earlier today. Wait, was it a question? Just picking. her nose. E. Now, we got a mystery green. stain. She's doing it very like. politely, so it's fine. Very elegantly. Oh, that is not that's that isn't polite. or elegant. No, no, it does. Please. stop. Dude, you know what? I'm sick. tired of people acting like they don't. pick their nose when they call someone. out. Don't ask me. You don't do it in. public. Oh, so you admit you do it. Everyone does it. You got to get stuff. out of your nose. And no, no, everyone.

does not do it, Kenzie. I just got you. What? Everyone pick your nose here. You. literally raise your hand, Kenzie. Everyone raise your hand. I agree. There. are like little crusties. You got to do. raise your hand if you've picked your. nose in the last year. I have not done. it. What? Yes. Everyone Everyone raised. their hands. I literally have seen both. of you guys. You guys are disgusting. I. don't do it. They're disgusting. You can. use tissue paper, Q-tips, whatever. That's all. It's all picking your. disgusting. Like this video. If you guys. pick your nose. Yeah, that's crazy. If.

you guys pick your nose, you have to. subscribe. You have to subscribe now. All right, I'm going to go first with my. two truths and a lie. All right, two. truths and a lie. I was the Mogi County. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What is. Okay, it's too Cash, you can't play. You. can't play. What? You can't play. I. can't play. No, cuz you know too much. about me. Yeah, he doesn't have I. literally invented the game. Yeah, but. you can't play this round. All right. I. was the Omgi County disc golf under 12. division champion. I contacted a doctor.

about getting lip filler. I wet the bed. so much I had to set a pee alarm. Okay, I know that that one's a lie, but the. lip filler is insane. So, you make fun. of Cash for having makeup. on, but you contacted a doctor about. getting lip filler. Wait, wait. What. were the options? You were a You're. embarrassed. You You're a pro disc golf. player with Vmogi County. Under you. thought about getting lip filler under. 12. And that's crazy. So, disc golf.

promogi. You contacted your doctor about. lip filler and you set a pee alarm to. remind yourself to pee. Well, I know the real one. There's two. real ones. Yeah, it's two truths and one. lie. Nope. Mine is one truth and two. lies. Yeah, it's two lies and Wait, two. truth. It's two truths and a lie. Yeah, it's two truths and a lie. Oh, well, that's why I was confused. Oh, no. I did. I did one truth and two lies. Okay.

Yeah, I knew that. I was like, wait, his. truth is he's a disc golf professional. Okay, you cannot answer. Cash, you cannot. answer. Cash, you cannot answer. You. said you have two lies. I have two lies. and one truth. Okay, I'm saying the one. truth is the disc off thing and then the. the two lies are the pee alarm and lip. filler. That was crazy. I'm I'm going to. say the pee alarm is true and that the. lip filler and the disc off are fake. What do you think, Harper? Yeah, I'm. going with Kenzie. Part of me really. thinks he wanted Wait, wait, wait. You. think what's true? I think the pee alarm.

is true. Okay. Are you sure y'all don't. want to discuss amongst yourselves? No. Actually, actually, actually, I think. the lip filler is true cuz I definitely. lip filler. Yeah. P. What do you think? The disc. Wow. All three different. answers. Man, I must have cooked y'all. Huh? I know which one it is. True. Everybody got final answers in. Yeah, they are. They all It's got to be. slippery. You have to call him gay. Okay, it is true. I wet the bed so much I had. to have an alarm. Yeah. See, that would. go off when I would start peeing. Kenzie.

was correct. Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. He's like, "Yeah, as soon as I What do. you mean go off when you would start. peeing?" Oh, don't you start acting like. you didn't have the same one. Matt, what. do you mean by that? When you would. start peeing it and start beeping. An. alarm that would go off when you start. peeing. That's insane. That That's a. problem. You had the same one. No, I. actually have no clue what he's talking. about. Oh, yes. I took pills. I was on. medication. Not peeing. No. Yeah, I had. a condition. No, before mom made you. wear that alarm thing, dude. I did not. wear an alarm diaper. Whatever the freak.

you're talking about. You had a diaper. I'm calling your mom. No, I never wore. one. Yes, I am. Don't tell me no. Was it. like a diaper? No, it was like regular. underwear, but it's like a little wire. thing that just goes in like if there's. any sort of like humidity or whatever, it just goes off. Humidity. You know what I'm saying? That is Maybe. humidity was the wrong word. I never. wore it any moisture. When Cash was. younger, I know I did. I already. confessed. You don't have to call me. out, okay? But when Cash was younger, did he have to wear that thing to sleep.

where it would like go off in the middle. of the night? He started both went. through that. Yes. Yeah. No, I did not. wear that. Mom, I'm pretty sure I tried that with both. of you. I think um I tried it a longer. with Mav and then I did find a pill we. could put you guys on. And so you may. not have worn it very long. Yeah, I. remember wearing it. I was on the pills. I still think you wore it. Just maybe. not as long as M because I found this. pill that seemed to help just as good as. that. Yeah. No, Mom. It's not How old.

were they? Yeah, I'm like 99% sure. But. you don't have to say how old we were. Don't answer that. How old are they? No, complete defense. You complete depends. on how old we were. You don't have to. You don't have to say anything. How old. were they? All right. Okay. Ask her how. old they are. No, I'm not going to do. that. What? Kenzie wants to know how old. we were. See, I don't even know. Okay. When did Maverick stop peeing the bed? Asking me. I didn't write this stuff. down. And it's not like one night you.

just stop. It's like ballpark estimate. though. Okay. But are we talking like. two or we talking seven? Maybe like Yeah. 10 11 12 years old. Maybe for both of you. You were 12 years. old. She said occasionally like every. occasionally not at 10 or 11 maybe. Yeah. And it's nothing to be embarrassed. about. Right. No. How many kids do that? No, I did not do that. Hey. Hey. Well, she's wrong about me.

just in so many different ways. I did. not wear the alarm uh freaking underwear. thingy, whatever you wore. And also, I. did not stop peeing the bed until I was. 12. Okay, I still do. That's insane. So, she was wrong about that. Well, she can. get you back on the medication. I'm on. the medication. No, you're not. I am. Really? What? You didn't know? Whoa. Okay. So, y'all have problems with. peeing the bed? Listen, this was two. truths and a lie. Not judge judging. time. Okay. Yeah. All right, Harper. It's yours. Oh, let me get it.

Yeah, let me see. Let me let me just get. it. Let me check that. Let me let me. check it. All right. Um, no, no, don't. you start yelling. Oh, sorry. I I have. so much energy. So, it's true. Wait, hold on. Before you say yours, I do have. something to piggyback off that. Uh, I. do admit still to this day, uh, I went. to bed maybe like once a year. And don't. act like you guys don't, but I have very. bad sweating problems too at night. So, it is horrible that I have both of these. things. I can honestly say I have not. peed the bed since I was like one years. old. Shut. Uh, no. Genuinely, Josh,

genuinely, I don't think I've wet the. bed in at least 2 years. Okay. You seem proud of that. I am at least. two years. Oh, you're like 24 years old. Yeah. Well, you said you do it yearly. Okay. Yeah, I do it like maybe once a. year if I drink a lot of water and then. I'm like really tired. But I also have a. very bad sweating problem that when I'll. wake up in the middle of the night, this. happens like once a month. Yeah. We all. know about your night sweats. Yeah. So, I have to get down on the sheets after I. wake up and use the bathroom and I come. back and I feel my bed soaking wet. E, I.

have to smell it. I'm like, is this. going to smell sour or is this going to. smell like nothing? And when I had to. get down and smell it, it's like once a. year. I'm like, I'm going to have to go join Kate on her. side of the bed. Oh my god. Does How. often, be honest, does it smell like. urine? And like once a year. I told you. Really? This is not real. Y'all made. this up. No. Check my mattress. I have a. protector on it. You know that he pees. the bed. What? She not supposed to marry.

me or something? She's crazy. Yeah, I'm. open and honest about it. Yeah, it's not. like she can do anything. I mean, Kate, yeah, it's not like You're in it now. You're in it. Okay. Ready? Oh, yeah. What's yours, Harper? So, I actually have two lies and. one truth to M. Okay. So, that was. crazy. Wait, you have two lies in one. truth? Yes. Yes. Yes. Wait, is the game. two lies and a truth or is it two truths. and a lie? Two truths and a lie, but I I. switched it up. You. adjusted the adjustments. She wanted to.

copy me. Wanted to be like, "Okay.". Okay. So, number one, I was born with a. small hole in my heart in like the top. left corner. I've never specific. She. stole that from a friend. She definitely. has a friend with a small hole in her. heart in the top left. I have never. tried American cheese. Okay, I believe that. And number two, I. used to pee the bed for attention. Why does everybody have pee in the bed? You know what's crazy? I almost put pee. in the bed on mine, too. I just imagine. Harper standing over her bed like, "Come.

on, I'll do it, Mom. I'm doing it right now." So, yours. is two lies. Yeah. Two lies and one. truth. Okay. So, there's peing the bed. There's a truth that she peed the bed. for attention, never ate American. cheese, and she has a hole in her heart. You don't have a hole in your heart. That's not true. How do you know? She. could. No, she doesn't. She could. A lot. of people have that. I don't. But I feel. like it would have came up. Yeah. I. don't think you would have that. I feel. like I feel like with the amount of. hours I've spent talking to you on this. couch, I would know about I'm going to. say it's the American cheese thing. You.

feel like she's never had American. cheese. Yeah. No, I'm going with There's. a hole in the heart. All right. What do. you What do you guys think? I think the. truth Wait, you think that's the truth? Yeah. Okay. You think that's American. cheese is the truth? I think the truth. is also American cheese. Okay. What do. you think, Kenzie? I think the truth is. you peed on the bed for a All right. Which one is it? Oh my gosh. Okay, so. the lie is I don't actually have a hole. in my heart. And then the other lie. is wait, what is American cheese? Like.

is. there. what is it? Is it is American cheese a cheese on. pizza? No, that would be mozzarella. Yeah. Yeah. American cheese is like. what's on most quesadillas. It's just like yellow cheese on burgers. It's like what when you go to a burger. place. Okay. Okay. Then the other lie is. yes. I've had American cheese. And then.

the the truth is I used to pee on my bed. for attention. Wow. Kenzie actually got. it right. Dude, we both had pee once. Did you adjust? Yeah, I did. I adjusted. mine. That's crazy. How old were you. when you stopped? Like last year. I'm sorry. I'm not lying. All right. Here's mine. No, I'm I'm joking. But. like I actually like used to pee the bed. so I my mom would come upstairs and me. be sorry. Um my mom would come upstairs. No, my mom would come upstairs to me. screaming and the bed being all wet and.

she would I would have to go lay down in. her bed. All right, here's mine. That's. a strat. I mean these are all involving. Maverick. So Maverick, you cannot. answer. Oh, see you can't be mad for me. doing that to you. Maverick told me is. these are all about me. They're all. Maverick told me. Okay. So, which one of. these Maverick told me? This is insane. One is true. Two are a lie. Maverick. told me. I think Maverick just like you. didn't do two truths and a lie either. I.

did. Two lies. One's true. I'm not No, mine are Mine's two truths and one. Oh, man. You are so right, Kenzie. I even. mixed up the game. It sounded like it. should be that way. For some reason, I. think one should be true. Okay. Well, one of these are true. The other two are. lies. Maverick told me not to date Kate. Okay. Yeah. Maverick told me Kinsey. wasn't his. type. Maverick told me Harper will never. find a boyfriend. Oh, I know the truth. Oh my gosh. Like,

which one was lowkey guessing? I think I. said all of those. I I don't think any of those I didn't. say. Only one is true. Yeah. Which one do you. think is true? Are you sure all three. aren't true? Maverick told me not to. date Kinsey. Or wait, well, what? No, I. did say that. Good for you. Maverick. told me not to date Kate. Uh, he said. Kinsey wasn't his type and he said. Harper will never find a boyfriend.

Which one is true, dude? I feel like. mine's kind of true because it's kind of. also very true. I will never find a. boyfriend. So, which one you think yours. is true? Yeah. Kate, what do you think? Uh, I also think Harper's is true. Just. cuz I know he didn't say don't date. Kate. I know he was telling Cash that he. should date me. Okay, Kenzie, what do. you think? I think he said don't date. Kate. He was telling Cass to date me. Oh, wait. Then what's true? Wow. Kenzie got. it right again. All of them right. That. is great. What did she get right? Maverick told me not to date Kate. No.

way. That's when he did. When? Ma'am, explain yourself. Um, can I get a recall. on when this was? What? When did I say. this? Well, how did you know it was. correct? Well, because it sounds like. something I said. What? Before we started dating, he told. me not to date you. That's crazy. You. literally were saying that the weekend. before we started dating, he was saying, "You should date Kate." No, but at some. point he told me not to date you because. he probably got mad at you. Some point. in my life. I'm not saying it was like. the week before. When we were in LA, I.

think I did tell him like many times I. said like I remember saying you should. either date her or cut her off. Yeah. And then you kept telling me not to date. her and to break up with her. I don't. remember ever saying or not break up. with her because I wasn't with her. But. you were telling me when you guys. started dating. I never said no. I. didn't say it was when we started. dating. But you told me not to date her. because you you if it helps Kate, he. thought you were too good for me. Okay. He was like, "You just keep leading her. on. Don't date her. Just cut her loose.". Dude, that's insane. Is this true? I.

remember telling him to cut you loose. many, many times. I said I remember. many, many times. I'm hurt. I'm very. hurt. It hurt. What do you mean? Matt. was saying not to date me. You got to understand he was treating. you like a piece of trash. I mean, well, if it was for my sake, I'm very. flattered that you were Well, it was me. and the other guys in the house all. agreed. We all said, "Yeah, you're a. horrible person for what you're doing.". Yeah. And I had to nod along and be. like, "I am, but I'm going to keep doing. it." He'd be like, "I'm going to go call. Kate." Yeah, I'm going to do something. about that. He'd leave and a couple. months later, we'd be like, "So, what's.

going on?". Same situation. All right, Kate, your. turn. Okay. Well, mine is two truths and. one lie. Oh. Oh, mixing it up. I see. No, I'm playing the game the correct. way. Okay. Can you switch it? What? I really like. two lies and one truth. I do, too. But. we now we got to find the lie. Okay. All. right. Yeah, you right. I cried every. day for four months straight in high. school. True. Everyone believes that. Yeah. I'm allergic to Stella and I never.

told you guys. Wait, wait, wait. How do. you know that? That's true. I'm allergic. to Stella, too. Secretly am sad to move. out, but I feel like I can't tell you. because I've said so much about living. alone. I know which one it is right off. Can I answer? What do you think? Secret. No, I know which one it is. Which one? You want me to You want me to answer. right now? She's secretly sad to move. out is the is a true one. And the lie is. it's two truths and one lie. So, two of. them. The lie is what? Can you repeat it. for me? I think the lie is that you I'm. going last because I The first one is I. cried every day for four months straight. in high school. Cried every day.

allergic to Stella, sad to move out. I. think she is allergic to Stella, but. she's made it very clear she's allergic. to dogs. So, it's kind of like a false. dichotomy in that sentence. So, I don't. think that's going to work. I think the. lie is you cried every day for four. months. There's no way you have that. much tears like built up in yourself. You know, four months every day is a. lot. I can't imagine you cried every. day. Four months. That's like so many. days. I think it's I think it's like a. just like what's that called? Like a. analogy or something? I think it's just. like a So, she's not being literal. No.

Are you being literal? What do you think? What? What? What do. you mean? What do you think? We're. asking you a question. I was being. literal. Every day for four months. Okay, that's a lie. That has to be the. lie. I mean, that throws me off with. Harper. I don't know if that's. physically possible. Yeah, that's not. physical. But then again, I did put her. through a lot. So, you know, I don't. think she's actually sad to move out. I. think that's the lie. I think that has. to be the truth. I mean, there's no way. it can't be. Okay, so what's the lie, Kenzie? I I think the lie is that she's.

sad to move out. Mav, I mean, we all. know she's allergic to Stella, so being. secretly allergic to Stella wouldn't. make any sense. So, I'm going to say. that's the lie. I think uh the the. crying. It's a lie. Okay. Do you want me. to tell you guys now? Yeah. Wait, what's. Cash's Yeah. What was your answer? Well, this whole time I was thinking what the. truth is again, and I was like, the. truth is she's allergic to Stella. This. whole game messes me up. I know she is. allergic to Stella and I'm with you, Mav. She has made it clear, but I think. in Kate's mind I think in Kate's mind. she hasn't made it clear. Oh, I don't.

know how that could have happened. So, I. think that's one of her truths. Um, and. then I think the other truth is that she. cried. And I'm with Kenzie. I think the. lie is that you're sad to move. You're. not sad to move out. Okay, let's hear. it. The truth is the the wait, the lie. is the crying in high school. I didn't. cry every single day for four years. Knew it. I cried a lot. It being a lie. on a technicality is like Yeah. I mean, that's kind of crazy. Do you remember? I. had like a chart of like every day I. cried cuz I was trying not to cry every. day. Do you remember that?

That's so sad. Yeah, absurd. That's sad. I did. I had like I don't know if that's. pick me or sad or what that is, but No, I'm being serious. I was I got to point. Dude, it's a good thing I adopted honey. for you. They'd have been like, "No, you see her record. She cries." Okay. Also, y'all knew I was allergic to. stuff. Was it in the notes? See, I told. you. No. No. Okay. Not like oh every. once in a while lately I like I thought. I was going crazy but then I just. realized if she like brushes up against.

my bare skin I like break out in hives. So I purposely pet her with the top of. my hand. I knew she thought she was. being like secretive like oh no one. knows I'm allergic. But then also she. walked out of the house and she's like. I'm so allergic to this still. I've. never said it out loud. Then how did he. know? I think cuz I did the Must be. something that she's touching in the. backyard cuz a lot of people have told. me that they're I get it too. I get it. really bad from Stella. No. Yeah. And I. But also cuz my parents dog is like. short-haired like Stella and I'm. allergic to that one too. If she like.

touches me, I like break down. It must. be them short hair dogs. Yeah. You must. not like them short hairs. Yeah. I don't. know how Honey doesn't make She might. make me a little sneezy. She's not even. very short hair. She's kind of long. hair. All right, Kenzie. What's yours? What did you You cut that dog's hair so. bad. That dog does not look good right. now. I took her to the groomer. No. Every time Every time you get Honey a. haircut, I think I really want to bring. her up here so everyone can see how just. she looks happy and then Kate gives her. a haircut and she looks like No, she's I. crinkly. You can't tell me that dog.

doesn't look ugly right now. You know what she looks like? No. You. know what honey looks like once Kate. takes her to the groomers? It looks like. you know when you put something in a. vacuum seal bag, then you vacuum it up. and it's like that's what she looks. like. Yeah. It looks like you put It. really does. She gets like wrinkles and. she's like It looks like you put an old. person in a shrink wrap bag. Oh, no. No. It looks like it would, you know, in. Hotel Transylvania with the people with. the heads outside the doors and they're. like talking. That's okay. Y'all don't. know that. Yeah. No one knows that. All. right. All right, Kenzie. What's yours?

Justice for Honey. Are you kidding me? We need honey up here. No, her hair. It. definitely makes her gain some ages. No, she gets so hot if her hair is too long, so I have to keep it cut. She looks like. she shrinks. It's like 60° outside. She's been panting so much lately. Sometimes panting is a sign of. happiness. Now she cold. Honey's like panting trying to keep her. blood her blood levels high so she.

doesn't freeze to death in case spot her. today. It's the middle of January and. Kate's like my shaver. Alex, can you. look at the dog? All right. Wait. Show you what I almost. bought her today. Look, we were in the. store. I think. Wait. You brought honey. in the store at Petco. Oh, she was. freaking out. Where she gets the. groomers? She hates that. Oh, you take. her to the Petco is where she gets. groomer. Yeah, but look, I almost bought. her. Here, I'll set this so it'll pop up. on the screen. That's why she look ugly. But wait, wait for it. She's so What the.

Oh, did you shrink her down? Let me see. What is it? That does not look ugly. She. bought her bunny almost bought her bunny. ears, but it looks like alien eyes. Look, I'll send it. So, it's should be. popped up on the screen. Just I'm scared. Just wait. Just wait. Look. You guys remember that bunny looking. dog, man? Rabbid Ra Raymond. Rabbid.

Raymond. Y'all remember that bunny? Oh. my gosh. There's a rat. Look, I mean the. Oh no. Come here. Oh, hi. Oh, she looks. so old. Oh, hi my little chunk. Hun, can. you sit? Hun, sit. Hun. Oh, you sit her. with the mic. This is it. She looks like. this bunny. Do you remember this game, Cash with the plunger? No, honey. Oh, yes. She looks like this bunny. I do. remember that bunny.

That's literally Honey. That is Honey, bro. Dude, honey ran off. Like, look at the dog on the cover of. the game. That's her. That's her. That's. a dog, dude. Did y'all ever play that. game? And then no teeth and everything. That game was pretty fun. That game was. No teeth. All right, Kenzie. What's What's yours? All right. I also played the game. correctly and got two truths and one. lie. Okay. I feel like people are. probably just like, "Oh, Kate and Kenzie. are so unfun." Whatever. Cuz y'all did.

this game so good. Cuz we like did it. the correct way and everyone's like, "What losers?" Have a little fun in. life. Be a little rebel. I feel like. that's how people have to view us over. here. Just like have some fun in life. Come on. Okay. I was once milking a goat. at my friend's house. I was once milking a go. Hey, you can't. make this up. Or can you? Is it a lie? What? Okay.

Oh my god. Keep going. Dude, I thought. we grew up in the country until I met. Kenzie. Dude, she's like, I want to go. down, dude. God, the udder fell right. off. Oh, that's crazy. Oh my god. Imagine. I. didn't imagine you're going to go. You. just pull off the funny. Oh, man. I can't. And then a bunch of milk starts. spilling out. E. You probably wouldn't even be able to. utter any words. Hilarious.

I just got it. That was crazy. I can't. I can't. I mean, you're not. You're telling me you wouldn't try to. pull the other one off. Okay, back to me. Are you guys laughing. as hard as we are at home right now? I. know, but I think it's too late. We're. getting delusional. Are y'all like. giggling in your bed with us right now? Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. I was once.

smoking a goat and my friend that you. are a goat. What? Yeah, that was funny. You You. milked it. I I think we milked it for all. Okay. All right. We're done with all that. Anyways, I was milking this goat and it. would had its rope like harnessed onto. its face and the rope went behind my. kneecap right here. Story. So, this is. the truth. Okay. Okay. But anyways, anyways, the goat got mad at me and took. off and the rope like slashed behind my.

knees and like gave me rope burn and I. got so mad I like yanked that thing and. it passed out. Okay, so there's the. truth. That's the truth. Okay, but there. is goats. Was that necessary? Okay. And the next one is tornado was. coming. I mean the goat was probably not. happy with what you were doing down. there. She thought the tornado was. coming. Next song it is. I can break. into any front door using only a credit. card as long as it doesn't have a. deadbolt. I can do that, too. Doesn't.

like every front door has a deadbolt? No. Nope. I mean, yeah, I think they do. Yeah, I think like when you're in a. hotel. No, I I know. No, that's not. deadbolt. That's not a deadbolt. The. deadbolt is like I It's our front door. You know, our little thingy that you put. the butt on. That's a dead bowl. Oh, I. really had no idea. Now everybody knows. I can get into our house. No, no, no. You can't get into a deadbolt. You'd. have to like go skate so far behind. Okay. And then the other one is, oh man. Um, my family and I, there's six people.

in my family. We lived in an RV for a. whole year and then we lived in a hotel. room, just one hotel room for six. months. Okay, that one's a lie. No, I think. that's the truth. No, but but but. there's two truths and one lie. So, that. one's a lie. I know what the answer is. That's a that No, that's a truth. And. the other truth is M. You can go last. The other truth is the goat. No. Okay. Kate, just say what the lie is. What was. the middle one? The credit card. The. goat. That's the lie. I'm going to say. the lie is the goat. I'm going to say.

the. lie uh is the last one. The RV thing. The RV and hotel. M. What do you think? The lie is the goat. Yeah, that's what I. think. Okay. It was too specific. She. tried to She's trying to get off on a. technicality like we were in the hotel. room for actually five months. So, let's hear it. All right. What was. it? The goat was partially a lie. I. didn't make it pass out, but I did get. in a fight with a goat cuz it slashed my. legs with the rope. So, is that a lie? Yeah. So, that's a lie. Okay. Yeah. See,

I knew she made it way too detailed. Yeah. Yeah. Try to sell a real story. Well, all the details were real until. the end when I made it pass out. That. part wasn't real. So, you still told. like half the truth. Half the truth. So, it was two and a half truths and a half. lies. These people don't understand the. game. Kate was like, I mean, I cried 28. days out of the 29, but it wasn't every. day. So, I cried during That's my lie. I'm sorry, but hey, I made you laugh cuz. you talked about utters for I mean, like. I've never played disc golf in my life. and I I got you to believe it. Yeah.

Congratulations. You're a better liar. I. immediately That's not a good quality to. have. Did you know that? I'm not even. going to lie. Yeah, cuz I've seen you. throw the Frisbee for Stella. It took. you forever to get good at in Costa. Sorry. You go. No, continue about Costa. Rica. Well, yeah. In in Costa Rica, we. were milking cows and there's this guy. named Chandler. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. No, what? That's what you do on. vacation? No. Yes, we were milking cows. in Costa Rica. Would go on vacation. Some cows, bro. Kenzie would love. vacation with you. Wait, I didn't I love. this excursion. I I didn't know goats.

had utters. Is that really true? Yeah. How do you think they eat goat milk? Have y'all ever drank goat milk? No. I. have goat cheese in the fridge. downstairs. Once Once I make goat. cheese, you got to shake a lot. No, you. didn't. Yeah, we did at Pioneer Camp. Yes, Pioneer Camp. Pioneer Camp for. y'all is like band camp. This one time. at Pioneer Camp. Yeah, Pioneer Camp was. Dude, I love Pioneer Camp. I was told. Pioneer Camp we made goat cheese. We. made butter. Goat butter. That's. probably what it was. Was butter. It was.

goat butter. And I don't know if it was. goat, but I remember making butter. And. let me tell you, that stuff took a while. to churn. I feel bad for them ladies. back in the 1600s. Just dude butter. That was horrible. There had to be a. more practical way. No. Um, and then. what's it called? So, we were milking. the cows and um, laughing at that with. her was crazy. I'm lost. Wait, why are y'all laughing. so hard? Nothing. They're laughing for a. reason that they shouldn't be laughing. at. That's messed up. Okay. Well, we. were milking the cows and this guy named. Chandler was pulling the uters off.

I'm trying to listen to the utter story, please. Sorry. He was He was pulling the. uters like off the cow. He He was like. And the Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Actually pull and the cow. kept like kicking. Dude, I feel like. milking a cow is so cruel. Like it's not. I know. I'm pretty sure it like feels. good for the cow or something. I don't. really know. But like. what? I don't think it feels good. No, I. think it does. I think if you don't milk. them, I think they get like hurt. No, they get clogged utters. See, they get.

clogged utters. I told you their utters. get clogged. Especially if they're. lactose intolerant. Wait, does it come. out like pus if it's clogged? I don't I. don't know. But I do know that if you. don't milk them, I'm pretty sure it's a. bad thing. But yank it on their uters. Like that just seems bad. We all know so. much about cows and their udders. Imagine the first dude trying to milk a. cow and he scratched things. He's like, "I think we could drink that." I mean, imagine the first dude that was like, "Watch this.". They were like, "Whoa." And then he was. like, "I think we can drink it." No, no.

There there was like a actual technique. to doing it. And so you had to like put. your fingers down and keep on going and. squeeze out. It was so gross. It was so. No more talking about that. Okay. I've. never done that. Actually, you're. playing the piano and like squeezing the. udder at the same time. Okay. Well, I've. never kicked a cow. I can't. But you. should try sometime. Oh yeah, maybe. Maybe I should. Is there udder? Like. when the milk pours in, it gets hard. What? Okay. Anyways, we got to stop. Stop. I don't want to talk about milking.

cows anymore. We got to stop. I'm done. talking about milking cows. I'm done. talking about that. Let's talk about. milking goats. Kenzie, please enlighten. us. Is it just the same as milking cows? Yeah. Did you ever eat the goat? Whoa. No. You never sacrificed it for. the better good? No. But no. Did you. ever as a child have to kill your food. and then eat it? Yes. That night? Same. day? Yes. Oh my gosh. Same day. It's. crazy. What do you mean we did that the. same day? I don't remember killing. anything and eating it the same day. Remember once we we we killed a.

rattlesnake and put it on the fire and. ate it. Yeah. But she that was like same. hour. I think hers was more like pick. out your dinner. Growing up in the. suburbs is just completely different. Yeah. Like Yeah. You got My family. didn't do that. My best friend growing. up lived on a farm. So when I'd go over. to her house, her stepdad would be like, "All right, go pick out whichever. chicken you want." And we go pick out. the chicken and let it run around and. No. You know, we did that once. We'd. have to We had like I'm not There's like. a hundred chickens and it was like You.

would kill it by shaking it. You take. their neck like this and then we'll cut. this part. I'm not You take their neck. and then and then you got to like pop it. off and then they run around. You ever. heard of a headless chicken? No. Oh, really? You know what's crazier? They. run around headless. Are you kidding me? Are you joking? No, I'm not. You know. what's even crazier? Sometimes we So. they're in like a dead pile. Too many. details. So they're in a deceased pile, but sometimes after like 10 minutes, one. of them will just come back to life. randomly. Not even kidding. And they'll. just start running around. Sometimes.

they chase you. Are you kidding? With no. eyeballs. I don't know how they do that. Nerves. You know how like when a lizard. loses its tail. The tail still. Say what. you want. I don't believe anything. That. chicken's alive. Resurrecting. I mean, one time I was. cooking or I was eating my chicken at. KFC and it started moving in my mouth. Okay. What? So I think it's cuz you were. chewing. No, no, no, no. It was not. that. It was something else. like. something started slithering down my. throat and it was really it was. disturbing honestly. Okay. Well, anyways, uh also chicken one time.

chicken like a podcast. Welcome to Chicken Talk. That should be. a farming podcast. Welcome to Chicken. Talk. Kenzie is your host. We talk. I'm. your host. Kenzie would have a podcast. called Chicken Talk, dude. Okay, wait. One more thing. in Costa Rica. Um, I. couldn't eat eat anything cuz we were. when we were at this resort, we all the. animals that were living on the farm, they were all cooked, like actually. cooked. Wait, what?

No, they were all like going to get. Wait, you started the conversation with. the animals that are living on the farm, then you said they were cooked. So, were. they living or were they cooked? Well, they were about to They were cooked, but. they were living. You know what I mean? They were going to get cooked. But Har's walking past the slaughter. house like, "Oh, y'all are so cooked, man." And then later that day, they got. cooked. Oh my gosh. Okay, Harper. Have.

you ever seen a chicken truck? No. It's. so sad. Do they all like shake their. heads and put them in the truck? No. It's like an 18-wheeler but filled with. chickens. Live chickens. Yeah. And. they're just all squished in their. little boxes. Yeah, I'm not going to. lie. Farming like that is some people. are. You buy You buy Vital Farms eggs. What? They do taste good. Well, they're they. take care of their chickens. Wait, wait, wait. Do they kill the chicken? They do. Maybe they do. No, I did research. They. do. Oh, they do. They what? They take. care of their chickens. Oh, do they? Did.

you know that every single factory. farming place that has eggs, there's. going to be chickens that that get. killed? No. There's going to be laying. hens that lay live chickens and those. just get killed. They don't even get a. chance to grow. They just get killed. No, that's because it's not a real egg. Well, you know, sometimes you lose them. I don't still got to eat my scrambled. eggs. I heard that. I don't know if it's. true. I still can't believe Kenzie. squirted eggs out of a uh Oh, let me. tell you what happened. So, there was. this this um chicken snake in the.

guinea. Chicken snake? Wait, chicken. snake? I'm sorry. What? What's a. chicken? Is it a snake or is it a. chicken? It's like a rat snake but a. chicken. No, they call them chicken. snakes because they get in the chicken. pins. Oh, so a snake that likes to eat. chicken. Yeah, it's a rat snake. Okay, but why did you squeeze the eggs out of. it? Because I was messed up little kids. But Oh my gosh. This this this snake was. in the guinea pin. And so how old were. you? Probably like 12. And you're like,

I'm a snake. Come here. Come here, snake. Come here. Oh yeah, I get these. eggs. So me and my friend got a hoe. I. got a snake. Chick- sh I look at the joking, but we. really did. We we took the hoe and we. cut the head off of the snake and then. we we like it. I don't know why so. easily just being like, I got it. I got. it. And then we squeezed his body and there.

were live little guineies in there. Guinea. Guinea. It's a type of chicken. It's a type of chicken. A bird? It's not. really a chicken, but it's kind of It's. a bird. You squeeze the chicken or the. snake? Yeah. I'm confused, too. No, the. guineies were inside. What is a guinea? How did a guinea come into play? He. looks like a chicken. Oh, wait. But why. is a chicken looking like a snake? The. snake ate the guinea eggs. Okay, that. makes more sense. And so then I squeeze. the snake. So you killed it and then you. squeezed all the eggs out so they could.

be free. And then we shoved a stick in. it. So we're done. That's that. Wait, no. She's got to finish the house. That's like animal abuse or something. It's a snake. Okay. Snakes don't really deserve a. loyalty. Two pet snakes. And that sounds. pretty bad. You sure did. That was. crazy. Sounds pretty bad. I don't. understand. I would hate if I came home. and Kinsey was like, I got your snake on. stick. Don't worry. I took care of it before. you. I never had chicken snake on steak.

before. I'd be like, "That was skinny on. steak." Kinsey, that was a $1,400 snake. Wait, why'd you put it on a stick? Why. did you shove this? I was a messed up. little kid. You were 12. Yo, that's all right. Anytime I saw a snake in the woods when. we were kids, I'd kill it immediately. I. do not like snakes. They all the. rattlesnakes. Said that, but sometimes. he'd take off and run and he wouldn't. even be that snake. Listen, if it was a. rat snake, I wouldn't really care. But. the snakes that are poisonous, you don't. need to be in my woods. That's not a.

risk I'm willing to take. You don't need. to be in my woods. I'll kill you because. I'm not trying to die by you. We almost. died once by snakes. Remember one time. we were in a snake pit. One time we went. to our friend's house and we went down. in his creek and I'm not even kidding. We were like freak. And we look around. there's rattlesnakes everywhere. I mean. water moxins and rattlesnakes. I mean, there was probably a hundred within like. 100 ft of us like all around us like. circled and we were like freak. My mom, she grew up on like the Louisiana.

border, still in Texas, but on the. border of Louisiana and they have a lot. of like super like mossy, gross like. bayou areas, you know, and they went. tubing on the lake, but like on the. edges of the lake, it gets really like. mossy. Yeah. And snaky. and one of their. f their parents had told them several. times, "Do not get the boat close to the. banks because there's snakes and. alligators and they didn't listen and. they were tubing and they threw their. friend off and he like skidded towards. like the bank and he landed in a water.

moth nest and so there's hundreds of. snakes in these nests that are like. barely." Yes, there are. No, that's not. okay. You can I'll call my mom right. now. He said he said it's not okay. And. she said that there's like four or five. of them on the boat and all they can. hear is just him screaming and he dies. What? What? Oh my gosh. What? He died. Yeah. Okay. I shouldn't be laughing. What the hell? He died. Are you kidding? That is not the kind of stories we tell. on this. Oh, that was really out of. pocket. Okay, that was insane. Well,

it's crazy. You got to be careful around. snakes. That's why I chopped their head. off. He died. That's exactly why I. killed them all. How old was he? I think. they were like 15 or 16. Yeah. Yeah. Poisonous snakes. They should be extinct. for all I care. So, wait, hold on. Did. he die from the poison or? Yeah, cuz he. got bit so many times. My dad got bit by. a copperhead and had to be rushed to the. hospital. It was like 5 years ago. Oh. And Yeah. My dad So, we me, my sister, and my friend. Did he survive? Yeah. He's What? Yeah. No. No. Me, mom. Are we. married or something? Me, me, my friend,

and uh our family friend Audrey were in. the hot tub and my mom starts screaming. She said, "Get the clothes. Get the. clothes." were like what the clothes. So, we run up So, we run upstairs. My. sister grabs my whole drawer and um. she's running down the stairs with my. drawer and then. I thought you meant grabbed all the. clothes out of the drawer. No, no, she. just grabbed the drawer and it's it's a. drawer like this big. So, she's like so. she like tried to get to these ways and.

like she keeps hitting the side. So, she. has to go through this way. But but no, so she finally gets crazy. and tell me. what that had to do with your dad. getting bit because he's big. Get the. clothes. Get the clothes in. Someone grab WD40. It's cuz they had swimsuits on. They had. to get dressed. So if I'm bit by a. snake, I don't care what attire you are. in. Get me to the hospital. I want to. know why. Leave the drawer behind. I want to know why your sister grabbed.

the entire drawer. My mom was like, "Get. the clothes." She doesn't even tell us. that my dad got bit by a snake. So my. dad's outside laying in the front yard. We're like, "Hi, dad." So she's running. upstairs to get the clothes. Runs. downstairs to the. door. And then we go outside. She's. like, "Estice got bit by a snake." And. we're like, "No, no, no. It wasn't Est. She was just like hyperventilating." So. she's like, "Essa got bit by a snake.". But Estus was like right next to us, sitting perfectly fine. Like I'm not cooked. What do you What do.

you mean? So my mom gets in her car. She's like, "Put the drawer in my car.". So she. was And by the way, this is just a such. a side mission. Your dad's getting by. the side mission is we have to get the. drawer so we can get the key. By the. way, we're all we're all soaking wet. from the hot tub. So we all get in the. car and we My mom starts driving after. the ambulance as she called while my. dad's like rolling in the front yard. with his hand. And so the ambulance. comes. She left your dad. Yes. Cuz she.

wanted to find the ambulance. quicker. Wait, wait, wait. So, your. dad's in the front yard like, "Oh, good." And your mom drove away without. him with the drawer, but she made sure. to get the drawer. I have serious questions for your. parents right now. Are you sure you're. telling this story, right? I swear. I. swear. And then and then So, no, it's a fever. dream. Like, this is a fever dream. So. then the ambulance get to our house and. then we go to our Mormon family um.

neighbors and they are the sweetest. people ever. Who do they take care of. sneakers? No. So. so why are you going over there now? My. mom shoved us into her house and so we. we interrupt their get the drone and get. the Morish family. All right. Everything's going to be okay. All. right. Now we'll go get an ambulance. you stay here because you're cooked. So. my dad So finally my dad's in the.

ambulance. My mom is rushing after the. ambulance, which is illegal, by the way. And so she gets a ticket, but um she. can't after an ambulance. You can't. speed after an ambulance or like follow. them. So after she does that, we are at. the Mormon family's house. It's me, my. sister, and Audrey. and we're all just. sitting there and um enjoying their it. was a Sunday, so we barged in on their. family Sunday Mormon dinner or lunch or. whatever. And I'm pretty sure that's a. big deal like you know like you should. have like fun like you know like lunches.

with your don't get bit by a snake on. Sunday. Yeah, exactly. But no, it's like. like Sunday is like God's day. So, we. barged in on their on their lunch and um. then they started telling us a story. about how they got bit by scorpions in. bed once. So, Oh gosh. Interesting. So, when did your dad get in the the. ambulance? Oh, wait. Drove by him and said, "That. sucks." They were like, "Here's your. ticket and we'll be on our way." No. No. My dad got in the ambulance and then his.

arm started swelling up and if he was. allergic to the venom, then he would. have died cuz uh copperheads are. extremely poisonous. Oh yeah, dude. I. was watching this TikTok and there was. there's like this Florida guy and he was. out like in the Florida Everglades in. the swamps. I've seen that. And he was. like, "This is one of the world's most. poisonous snakes." And then he gets bit. by it. No, he got bit by it and he was. like, "Oh god." He literally was saying. that he he his buddy was standing right. over and his buddy was like literally.

frozen cuz he just got bit by his buddy. was like what are we doing? No, I'm not. even kidding. He just kept filming. He. was like, "I'm so cooked." He flips the. camera. He's like, "I'm so cooked." And. then he turns around to his buddy and. his buddy's like and he's like, "Oh, I'm. cooked." Steak dog instead of calling. 911. He just kept saying cuz he knew he. was there. I don't think he. knowen saying I'm cooked. I feel like. that would be Alex in a dire situation. His buddy was just staring like, "What. do we do?" He was just like, "It's.

over.". Ollie says, "I'm so cooked." Instead of. calling 911, that's insane. He's like, "We don't even got the drawer." You know. what your mom was saying? She's getting. in the car. You're like, she's like, "Your dad's cooker." Wait. Okay. Why did. your mom say get the drawer? Cuz she. thought that we were going to be at the. hospital for a while. So, she was like, "Get the drawer." What? Like for. clothes. And just like for clothes. But. my sister only grabbed my shorts drawer. She's like, I'm not prepared for this. Get the drawer.

So yeah, she grabbed the drawer and she. get to the. Mormon. My go to the Mormon. I'm here. I can't. I need to see what these. underwear look like with wires. Whoa. Whoa. Not your You are not seeing my. underwear, Kinsey. I went to Google. them. I didn't know it was a real thing. All right. Well, thank you guys so much. for watching this episode. We'll see you.

guys next time. And we'll go get the. drawer.