Exposing Kates Secret Diary!

I have the one and only oneof a kind. book handwritten by Kate Marie Baker no. which one should we crack open first. let's start with the red diary can I. have it di he hey hey hey hey hey what. nobody is reading that Kroger he blew in. he blew what you were 11 years old bro. what does it say he blew in my ear today. what just to freak me out I kind of. liked. it when I was younger my favorite thing. was at McDonald's when they dropped the. K Fu Panda toys.

when you would push her down she would. go and then she' do a back flip on her. feet guys someone's in our. [Music]. house okay it's okay kiny you don't got. to be embarrassed keny EA K's. embarrassed it's Kenzie it's okay I'll. eat on the yeah yeah go get it show the. world your true colors Kenzie what's. that supposed to me she's trying to act. like she doesn't eat and she's a little. skinny Queen but she eats on the pod. look at that noodles hi noodles I've.

never once said that I was a skinny. Queen no but you should girl and but you. know what can you say it once I'm eating. skinny Queen yeah did I say you to say. I'm skinny oh I'm no can you please fix. your mic she's giving me a headache. trying to watch that hold your C hold. your. C oh hey hey y'all know that's how the. mics break yo well you see how it's fly. now oh my god did something I have I. literally oh my Heavens you almost. spilled the cof over me the cof.

my hey look we're really now that is. right in front of my face yeah you get. mad at Mt for having the M well I'm. sorry if you would have fixed it good. the first time hey is any what I was. saying was I made this homemade last. night while y'all ate Burger King for. lunch so oh Paul you so good at cooking. the noodles oh Paul oh he's like talking. it's a family recipe he's talking. about it's not it's a wait what's that. movie called Panda Goose panda look.

noodles it is a PA you got to take on. the Family Recipe fun fact I realized. that I at Kung Fu Panda in the movie. theater wait wait wait pause hold up. time out what did you just say she fell. in love with me while watching. po what do you mean you fell in love. with M while watching K Fu Panda while. falling in love while imagining watch M. at the K Fu Panda movie with Kenzie he's. like standing up he's like and everybody. wasu. fighting no he was very into movie were.

were you did you fall in love with M. when he was singing Kung Fu Fighting. what oh my gosh falling in love I that. would have been a moment where you fall. out of love I feel like that would be. the moment you run the oppos but that. was like the moment I was like I love. this guy what the wait what was he doing. I mean me gu I was entertained by a kid. movie but he was entertained by the kid. movie and that was it for me that movie. was so bad cash like wanting to go home. I'm not going to lieu Panda like 12 or. whatever it is.

12 yeah no hating Our Lives The. Originals banging c p a four was like. stop trying to milk more movies out of. it listen was it like predictable a. little bit same plot is kind of the. other stuff sure but it was a great. movie that brings me to the sponsor of. this episode what K. fu kung Fu Panda 12 I remember when man. when I was younger my favorite thing was. at McDonald's when they dropped the K Fu. Panda toys and tiger Tig one when you.

would push her down she would go and. then she do a back flip she'd go back. flip on her feet guys someone's in our. house yeah it's p oh anyways I forgot I. didn't know was still here I need to. voice vocal warmup so anybody want help. me has vocal lessons after this podcast. and then we got to film another one. after her vocal lessons so she's going. to be really warmed up then and she'll. sing for you oh your middle finger is. just gone yeah what your nail oh I'm. sorry embarass yeah show off let's see.

uh no come on let's see it Harper's. missing a. nail what are you doing to that straw. turn it into. licorice what I'm just trying to look at. it it looks like those uh does matter it. doesn't really it doesn't really matter. okay um other than that though have have. you ever been to Slick City slick City. oh my gosh I heard about that last night. you were telling me about that you're. like what's better he said something. andity he said what's they said what's. better going out going out with your.

boys he said that going out's going out. dancing and playing pool or going to. Slick City slick city is top ENT City. okay it is a very intense sport um uh. actually it's not it's a bunch of slides. but no no no no okay technically pop up. a picture of slick City real quick just. imagine cash is slick City and then he's. like slick B slick no no I shall show. you slick City I shall show you slick I.

roll it up so I can bite it yeah is that. like an upper decky up in there what is. that upper ducky upper ducky upper ducky. upper ducky this is slick City slick. city is a slide park for those of you. who don't know K yeah but I don't play. the slides he's never even been on the. slide play the slide I had to go down. one I was so scared yeah I've never been. on the slides yet but I I actually kind. of want to hit a slide but they have an. air up basketball court that you like. you know like a tumbling track oh it's. like an air track an air TR at literally.

at Urban Air but it's basketball. basketball basketball I literally had it. at um but Urban Air is closed. permanently no it's not yeah it is oh. Airborne sorry Airborne airor wait wait. wait wait wait is this a true statement. I need to find this Airborne anyways. yeah we go it's called ninja kids now. ninja kids okay what is the name of this. place changed it like four times listen. at slick City all I know is there's a. basketball court and me and a homies. pulling up oh my gosh she's right they. do have it there we're we're doing like. $360 young we're basically LeBron James.

on that Court hey if you want to see. more of this slick City talk we went for. a cash Maverick YouTube video so you. guys can watch it when it's out jump on. I'm whipping I'm whipping the AI we did. go there for a cash Maverick video I. cannot disclose the what the video is. yet but if you go subscribe to our cash. MAV YouTube channel you will see in like. a week or two when we drop you will see. that. someone what someone someone died in in. the cash Maverick video he but if you. somebody does need to come to sck City.

actually and record me and cash and Alex. playing basketball because we have some. crazy highlight really let me tell you. late if you didn't know the Air Track. was under me mid 20s who weren't good. enough for the high school basketball. team listen if you didn't know the Air. Track was under me you would assume I'm. in the NBA if you just saw the goal no. me and Alex are jumping and he's like. trying to block me I'm like y'all. understand I'm like 10t in the air just. like sideways like I'm dunking this. thing it's crazy hey guys I'm posting a. podcast right now what.

um the podcast that goes out today when. we shoot this called pause why is that. thumbnail picture of me eight years old. what that's such an old picture of me no. it's not when did you what do you mean. her hair is bleach blonde quit well yeah. your hair is blonde but like noodles. honestly I feel like you should go back. blana for being for real yeah like I. feel like just more people know you so. rude no no no not like that I love you. as brunette hair it makes you look older. more mature but I feel like the internet. for thumbnails people know you as Blonde. unfortunately I don't care what the.

internet wants to see I thought you were. going to ask about Mr Beast being. shirtless on our thumbnail wait what let. me see he's shirtless on your thumbnail. that's not. real yes Mr Beast has no top do you guys. think I should go back blonde for the. sole purpose of it looks better for. social media or do you think I should. keep myself happy with. brunette I've been here for seven. years I say we all go blond everybody. goes the same color blonde we will be a. crazy looking. podcast m going blonde Harper blond.

Harper going blonde Harper's hair color. red that be czy I don't think I can do. that it takes a special person to pull. it off and I would just crash my man I'm. really hungry guys and I know I've been. saying that every single podcast episode. L torini I really would toini that's. what it's called I was trying to order. that at Olive Garden and I was like dude. what's the thing with the noodles and. you put stuff inside it stuff you. brought your own food sauce brought your.

own sauce not sauce it's caramel what. the heck is that Harper got like a can. of. something well I'm e wait can we just do. a mukbang episode then get I don't think. you want to mukbang that that not what. is. that what do you mean caramel you got. just a case of caramel get that get that. out of my face why are you carrying that. around cuz they gave it with me for my. pretzels for caramel oh well why didn't. you eat it with your pretzel because she. wanted it with her straw I was driving. here you were.

driving we been an Audi I was driving. here and I was like Mama I mean mom I. was like Mama I Mommy I was like M yo. what's up M I was like if. I did you say mama did you that's kind. of cute if you did it's like a mama if. it's cute then yes what. no I tried to save you guys she ruins it. man the CH Chinese takeout box okay let. me tell you that's what Chinese be doing. to you.

well uh yeah I mean I did eat at Payway. once and I yeah anyways um I literally. was um driving driving here hey what. should i title this video hey Harper was. speaking I was speaking please stop. sorry I'm trying to post a podcast. episode right now has that sweatshirt so. girly what you said it wasn't girly I. have a whole set okay this is book I. everyone to comment right now in the. comment section you know what I'll tell. you why is this hoodie girly I'll tell. you why people are saying that is it. gender neutral it's because I believe.

it's gender neutral no I'll tell you why. everyone says it's girly because girls. buy it for the oversiz boyfriend hoodie. look yes but it they don't have a. boyfriend so they just buy the hoodie a. girl that literally means it is a man's. hoodie yeah no but then girls claimed it. yeah I think it depends supposed wash. like it's your boyfriend's old hoodie uh. like it's all I don't think that that's. the I don't think they were like in the. design well trust me that is not a real. camouflage hoodie that's not.

everyone comment down below right now if. this is a manly hoodie or girly hoodie. or gender neutral cuz I believe it's. gender that one specifically is and Kate. got me this as a gift so if you think. it's girly then that's crazy I love. having it cuz I love wearing it did you. buy it for. yourself how' you make that. noise see I told you that's the coolest. noise you make what he makes all these. noises he's like oh it's so bad. sometimes he's walking around upstairs. and I hear him from a distance m is. special you you hear him coming like. R2-D2 bro he's just.

like I'm like who's coming down the. stairs and if I. hear this is around the house this is M. around the. house what you doing listen sometimes I. do real life sound effects I and that's. he did he hear something like this he's. like what you been feeling. sh sh oh baby when you talk like that.

what you do you make noises you sing and. then you make noises and then you sing. Hees he does it absurdly loud too he's. like he's like. please take these beautiful things that. I got he does do that it's so loud for. no reason there's been a lot of times I. could have been so mean and been like. shut up and I've never once done it.

without reason okay I was like what. every time I tell you to be quiet. there's probably a reason but if there's. times where you you just want me to be. quiet no it's like we're having a. conversation and you won't stop talking. no it's like you're just annoyed each. other's one word or two words each one. word but don't do you know how many. times we've posted a podcast episode and. people have commented I know cash. captioned this video dude that's like my. lowest ego blow ever when someone. comments that I check the comments I'm. like I wonder how this podcast doing and.

everybody just like be cash titled this. I was like and one time it was so sad. huh oh I haven't posted yet so you can. check but one time it was so sad because. somebody commented that and I was like. staring at the title and I was like. there's nothing wrong with this title. and I stared at it for like a good. couple minutes and then finally I was. like Kate what's wrong with this. title say like that for a couple minutes. there was something wrong with it but I. forgot good story I was driving here. what happened when you were driving I.

was driving here she was with her mom I. was with my mom I mean my mom and I um. asked her I was like Mom can we go I was. like M can we go to Scooters or I was. driving by the way you said ma we are. going to scooters hey were you driving. yes okay um did I not say that I you I. was driving by the way I was driving and. um my mom oh I'm fine that was a good. one okay so my mom was like that was. deep my mom was like like girl like we.

got to go we got to go to the podcast. cuz you got a singing lesson at 6:00 and. it's already like 4:45 and I was like. Mom I got to do my makeup and she was. like girl come on now so I went over to. scooters minding my own business she. couldn't turn the car so I went to. scooters by. myself what do you mean you drove by. yourself yes no you didn't you drove by. yourself my mom was in the back seat you. your mom the back seat like like an Uber.

passenger yes what' you get from. scooters besides a cup of uh what sauces. that it's it's literally caramel sauce. noral wait are we talking about scooters. the coffee plat I thought you talking. about just me manager this whole time. apparently that's what I'm trying to get. to the bottom of so you got you got car. I got I got pretzel snackers that's what. they're called a banana strawberry shake. or no no no the banana. strawberry smoothie smoothie they have. smoothies there oh cash was going to.

lose his and caramel pretzels we got to. go to this place no please don't I. thought this place was just a coffee. house they have coffee too I know I got. their coffee one time and I was. Mavericks now on purpose making noises. okay guys be for real on this thumbnail. um so it's titled like reacting talking. about thumbnails in the middle of the. podcast how about we talk something. important have something important well. this is very important because it's a. it's the title's reacting to each. other's lights Tik toks but I'm hesitant. to to post it because the Tik Tok that's. shown in the thing is Mr Beast shirtless.

and I can't tell if it looks like this. is my lik Tik Tok feed or Kate's hey. either way I feel like it looks like I'm. watching Mr be shirtless does it does. look like you're. watching yes that does look like you're. watching that is much better trust me. that's a good I like it that is funny. the title but maybe let me type it out. no what did you do nothing did you just. snort your own snot did it come down. your face and then just. like that's what it looked like all. right it's good to post Alex I think I. titled it good y' the last few minutes.

I've been thinking about throw up. because of things that you said and then. Harper sound like she was throwing up. earlier honey has thrown up three days. in a row every single morning my poor. baby she has tummy issues you know. what's so bad is I told I told Kenzie. this but the other day when cash and I. woke up I went to go let her out and I. let her outside and then I was putting. her in her little kennel in the living. room so we could go to the gym and there. was like throw up all over the carpet. over there and it had been there all. night because is so done for somehow we.

don't have stains in that white carpet. like that was like that was like some. dirty throw up and I got the stains out. it freaking they don't even care about. Honey's wellbeing honey is almost a. senior dog and she's throwing up often. does that not concern anybody else yeah. she got no teeth and she just swallows. the food whole man honestly teethless. dog no it just sounds like her time is. coming no the two times the two times. I've seen honey throw up it's like clear. like St stomach acid has no normally.

when they stop. eating she's eating every day stop. touching your mind what happens after. she eats grows up what happens if you. don't eat long enough die what are you. say dude what well I've already decided. that we're going to have to get another. dog before honey does oh so you're. worried she's kicking that bucket no I. think she still got a good five kick. that bucket what does that even mean. that means that that means you just kick. that. gra dad well I've decided that I do need.

another dog before honey passes because. the same kind yes no another little. cocker spaniel what do you mean no so. cute well like why wouldn't you get like. a dog you want I love her literally hard. like what's the point in that I just. wanted to see how it dripped down so. easily oh oh it's almost like a is your. caramel. drippy wait do you guys get it yes we. got it do they get it no no I I think. they get it can you explain the joke.

wait we explain the. joke is it dppy no it's like I know you. do you guys get it why you laughing so. hard on one side no yeah why are youall. laughing explain the joke they don't get. it they're trying to they laughing to. fit in they're trying to we're not. Grandma I. promise because it's. like that mean two different things but. you put them together okay are you. kidding me wait why is it funny I'm. sorry I don't break brought myself to. sleep every night like you do so it's.

drippy because it is literally dripping. I was laughing at the S it's also drippy. like your clothes are drippy and stuff. oh I mean they are just so ancient I. mean you guys no we're just more. intelligent and we don't fall asleep. while scrolling on Tik Tok that was only. a couple times wow do you know how every. single night I have to be like cash are. you done brain rotting and he's like why. do I do this okay I I don't say like. that just L your bed he's like oh no I.

got got again he does say that he. literally says that he like every night. I'm like are you done brain rotting he. said I got got hey you do too you do. that too hardcore hardcore yeah if you. call scrolling on Pinterest brain. rotting sure know you scroll on Tik Tok. give me just a second I'm just going to. set my phone up on there so I can see if. lizza's calling okay lizo lizo calling. you yeah we're you got like 30 you have. voice lessons with lizo yeah she's so. talented. I bet she knows how to do her y wait so.

can you explain the drippy joke yeah. I'll explain I'll explain the drippy. joke so you can understand I don't want. you to explain it Harper will you. explain it yes um basically okay see now. that all right well all you got to know. is Yo listen that was bleeped The Improv. was there but that was not make sure to. bleep that and listen actually n freak. you keep okay I'll say I'll say I'll say. it okay so sorry Logan Paul he his new. brand lunch Le and kaat I believe yes.

this is correct yes okay Logan Paul and. kaat made a brand called lunch Ley. correct you got PR from lunch Ley yeah. yes did you ever get the crackers and. cheese yes no I don't think any of us. ate it I I ate it I know but did you. ever get the crackers and cheese have. you probably seen it on Tik Tok you. didn't so you uh quick. intermission wow how did you do. that okay said quick intermission cash. the alarm goes off no was pretty crazy.

she said quick in ourmission cuz she. farted ma did you not what wait you. farted and then you leaned into it e. that's great I mean we should really get. out of here keep going are you kidding. okay so basically after that. intermission intermission is done um. Logan Paul and kais Nat made a viral. video and my don't judge me they they. made a viral video where they did the. cracker and cheese and he was like I. like my cheese drippy cuz it was. Dripping and then he ate it and it went. viral Logan was like comparing lunch Le.

to lunchable and their cheese was drippy. the lunch cheese lunch Le and he was. like oo I like my cheese drippy and E. why would they post that and like. everybody bullied him for it well that's. sad because their product got ripped off. the shelves yeah what it did yeah. they're they're not they don't sell them. anymore you can I went to go buy them. for YouTube videos are you kidding me. they don't sell them anymore no cuz the. mold nope they don't sell it anymore I. never got to eat one their cheese was. drippy and moldy yeah I don't know. that's true no i i l promise you at.

least they don't sell in Walmart I don't. know what's true anymore well no I a. couple months ago I was filming a. YouTube uh YouTuber testing product and. I was going to get a lunch Le and a. Lunchable and like I couldn't find a. lunch Le anywhere and I asked an. employee like where is it and she was. like oh we don't sell them anymore so I. looked it up and it got ripped off the. shelves because it wasn't like approved. the cheese was too. drippy wait so how did you why would you. make a video like that trashing your own. product why no no okay wow I mean she is. behind. no the cheese being drippy is good who.

wants non- drippy cheese do you want to. dip your chip in cheese that's just like. a rock or do you want it to be drippy I. really would like some chips and cheese. I would like for my cheese to be solid. form. oh oh my gosh okay no it's not like a. cheese slice just stop it's we're not. fixing this lunchable you get a cracker. you get your ham and you get your slice. of cheese it's not that type of. Lunchable it's a lunch it's nachos it's.

a lunch why you should have said that it. was nachos it's you do one chees drippy. yes that's I I I thought that would been. so explanatory so confused why they. would do you feel like you get confused. a lot when talking to the guys um when. talking to them yes and that's why they. named it lunch Ley confused a lot just. in general oh I just definitely am not. I'm the most intelligent one out of cash. and Maverick uh well what. what there's no way she believes that.

there ain't no way anyone could ever. believe that well we're on the topic of. cheese yesterday I was eating cheese. what this can't be going anywhere good. it was good cheese it was phenomenal. cheese I offered everybody in the house. a slice of cheese and nobody wanted my. cheese it was colby jack so I was eating. my snack cheese and I ate a lot I ate. like half the package now was was this. for say drippy cheese or was it solid. cheese saw it I saw it predictable uh I.

mean you say the bag I me. yeah what that's literally a fat joke no. that was literally a fat joke and the. reason I was eating cheese slices is. because it's the only freaking snack I. can have on this stupid. diet so someone's metad you could always. just quit the diet oh I got another. story for y'all today actually wait I I. I don't understand the first story I. have multiple stories I haven't got to. wait did anybody understand the first. story you guys didn't let me finish I. was sh she's mad she accidentally ate. no I'm not I'm not mad but.

then you're getting a call oh my gosh. Harper's phone call is like she's. FaceTiming not call don't worry that. sounds like a. train I'm just like how does your phone. get that loud on vibr more times oh it's. done okay anyways that was the loudest. vibration phone ever I ate a lot of. cheese and my stomach started feeling. like really bloated cuz I ate a lot of. the cheese and then I was like oh I ate. so much cheese and Harper was like I. know I. saw like so casual and I was like oh.

okay so I ate a lot do that wait you. know that cheese makes you constipated. yeah not me it goes right through if I. eat. cheese yeah what do you mean it makes. you constipated cheese makes you. constipated must be a y'all problem no. that's like a known thing do you guys. remember the song he made with my. brother I ate way too much qu so I've. been clogged up for like three days bro. I do remember writing that lyric I must. confess I I I did know that cheese. clogged you J up I was just trying to. make it look like it only cloged you up. yeah. wow no has that been posted no no it's.

so funny though somewhere y should post. it I got cheese CL homies in Cancun yo I. remember y'all would sing that and I was. like are y'all going to post it and. y'all never posted it but y'all would. sing it all the time kind of like a joke. but maybe we should it's so low bu but. so funny it. actually it was Maverick and Kate's. brother Michael and I filmed the music. video on my iPhone it it was so I wish.

we could can you play the song or is. that copyright no it'll get copyrighted. for the beat but the song was called two. homies in Cancun it's never been posted. don't bother looking it up it's not on. the internet on maver it's not on the. internet but we should put it on the. internet where would we put it on cash. and MAV no put it on L Music put it on. my. account we should put it on L Music we. could put it on L Music be so sad when. it goes viral and it's not on also if.

you guys haven't already you should go. to the link in the description we have. like 10 other YouTube channels between. all of us you guys should go subscribe. to all them quite a few yeah subscribe. to mine please the kiny Bri also I'm new. here I think fluffy unicorn 68 let me. check the subscriber account but I'm. pretty sure we're coming up on 100,000. subscribers if you hit 100 I'm going to. shoot my you kiding me fluffy unicorn 68. is at 69,00 subscribers okay that's not. close to 100 I'm sorry it's close it it. is close and if all of you guys go. follow fluffy unicorn 68 we will hit.

100,000 sub rounding it up at 70,000. because that means he's like half of. what I am my most recent long form well. sorry Fluffy's most recent long form. video is at 205,000 views. dang I don't care harbard you said you. have a vocal essent you got new music. coming out yeah dude that's that that's. more than some of my videos why is. Fluffy Unicorn so cool yeah fluffy. unicorn any the vocal lesson I got a. warm.

up is that your warm up uh yes are you. done warming up I really hope that y'all. don't listen in no we are don't I'll be. right there with just my my cam recorder. just or we'll stay on the Pod for your. whole vocal lesson really it's 30. minutes I mean what do you do in your. vocal lessons cuz I used to have vocal. lessons and I had a weird vocal coach I. can't lie we talk about that no no don't. put her on BL that'd be crazy but I did. none of that crap that she told me me to. do man as soon as no we got to talk.

about it. no told you about this coach coach you. can't talk about. her she was Ace wait wait wait maybe but. I the one thing that I remember I think. I remember I feel like I can't got to. talk about like what happened later but. we can talk about the first we can talk. about like one of the first times we met. this vocal code you can't you can't talk. about it no you can't I want to know. what happened we can tell you we can. tell you after but she was a nice lady.

hey we were talking about doing a book. this is one of the stories that would be. in the book that is funny this is one of. the stories that like we can't put on. the internet book Mom if I was a mom and. open that up before giving it to my. child on Christmas I would burn it I'd. burn it that is true we still made the. sale so we'll filter the story a little. but this story got to go in there yeah. there I feel like there's a lot of. random little dude she always that vocal. teacher would always try to give me. homework and like things to do and she'd. be like you need to listen to this opera.

video and sing along with it at home I. was like I'm not doing that and then I'd. be like that's the stupidest thing ever. I'm not doing that and then I'd go in my. room and I would just hear MAV in the. other room. like I was. like I was ain't no way he's doing his. homework right. now classical that's funny I know you. have the same homework right now I don't. it's just to open my mouth or my uh. throat wider cuz this is my throat being. closed and this is it being wide. you walk around practicing.

that you walk around practicing giving. yourself a Double. J this wait what's the what's the. difference from when your throat is. closed and when your throat is open when. you're singing look when I try to hit a. high. note oh wait hold on yeah you need a lot. more lessons I think you should extend. the time them more than 30 minutes in. the video that we just made who killed. Harper Zer whenever I'm flying hey keny. we didn't make no video yet. really it's not out yet but you guys. wait what there's a video called you kid.

Harper Zelmer yeah you die yeah oh you. don't know about this yet that's kind of. CRA I mean not really we're dropping a. YouTube video on cash and Maverick. YouTube channel called who killed Harper. Z okay yes I get spe anded speech. impediment I went to studies for that um. but anyways sorry continue your story oh. I had like a serious double chin in the. air and I was like like I can't even but. my I cash this video skydiving I can't I.

can't lie okay continue talking about. your when I try to go high and sing. chavel Ron Pink Pony Club ready yeah. wait I don't know that song what have. you done okay throw it close that's. throw it close god what have you done. that's throw open but in head. voice just you get there come on what is. head voice like what oh head head voice. is normal voice like hello from the. other.

side oh I kind of reminds. that why why you laugh so hard at that I. was just showing her my head voice hello. from the other side is that like what. you hear in your. head like the first thing I to my mindo. the no I singing the song Hello from the. other you can give me voice lessons you. see how like this is head voice like. hello from the other side cuz you like. go into it oh and then like the hello.

from the other like that that's like. normal voice oh I saw a video of Millie. Bobby Brown talking about her accents. and she was like my American Voice is in. the top of my throat my English voice is. in the middle of my throat and my. Australian accent is in the B bottom and. sometimes I walk around practicing my. accents well can we hear them smly yeah. try let's he the them CU that really I. don't have to fake an American accent. because I am American very good you. nailed that one you hear the other two.

at least I know I passed on that one. okay next well she might have D her hair. brown she's still blonde. man you have stories you wanted to share. today no I let's hear the accents okay. so this is my American accent put that. thing back on this thing put it back on. dude I mean I don't know why I was in. this podcast I would ram my head in the. wall cu no one's talking in like like. can we just have one Your Story please. oh I'm trying to show you okay so this.

is my American accent thank you Millie. for showing me this um this is my. English accent literally not wait what. are you serious she said this is my. American accent and this is my. English are you. serious try again I think say something. else maybe this is my. American say. you want some tea and biscuits I feel.

like I just fumbled the bag so hard yeah. ask about fish and chips whatever you. think you sound and all right just. do do your own thing but do it again. okay oh no would you guys like to meet. up with me you guys oh my gosh it's so. bad oh no I feel like I practiced it so. much too you practic it you could never. hire me to be a BRI you really do you. really sound like I hope youall know. this is what living in our house here is. you here you hear.

M you hear K going this is my British. accent and then you your heart for. go and you have cash he's like get that. out get that out he's talking like. Cartman the whole. day that did not sound like cman you. don't know how to do any Impressions or. anything like Stella Stella come here. Stella car is dad is totally not cool. man you got to go to sco SC it's that.

cool I don't mean to go to that cool I. want to go to sco that's kind of British. no oh my okay sorry we're going to give. you we're going to give you one. final try Australian yeah let me show. you my. Australian I'm coming to Australia soon. so you guys can show me if it's bad was. that it no no that. was I thought trying to do it.

sounded better than the other two that's. normal you mean that sounded better than. my americ boy okay well sorry that was. not. it I'll be going to. us hit it once hit it please one time I. don't know if she's ever started yet. wait wait wait wait no I need to do this. with the microphone can you can you guys. plug your ears for me yeah sure Alex. don't listen I got to practice for a. second okay.

what oh I feel as if you're listening. I'll I'll be going to. a I'll be going to Australia s well good. I M PR you guys are messing me up and. you're listening okay no practice just. do it no she's done cancel give us a. full sentence no she has sh a crime I. want to see a straight phrase from you. everyone no Smiles full sentence Kate. I've been trying to show you guys my. Australian accent for the last 5.

[Music]. minutes this could to be a last toow. challenge. well are you. trying all right maybe we're being too. hard on her somebody else try one okay. ready ready ready uh I'd like to get. some. water that was better man what the heck. what we doing Australia yeah Australia. well mate we're going to head down to. the river see if we got any crocodiles. down there you want to come with me that. pretty good practice no just ridiculous.

you know in the in the outback with. crocodile dundy and me and him going to. go out and see if we can catch any. kangar say it like e you got to say it. like I'm saying you try Kenzie I'm going. to do a British accent what should I say. look I'd like to get C give some cake. and biscuits I'd like I'd like to get a. cup of tea I'd like to have some fish. and I'd like you're you're just. saying British words in a normal. voice just like I would to have some. [Laughter].

chips she's like. kangaroo y'all like. that straight out the. Outback I dated this a British guy for. like a week and a. half had to end it because the voice I. just couldn't do it that's that was. crazy fully respectable though going to. listen to socer and they called their. cleats boots and he also refused to call.

it soccer so he'd come over and he'd. like keny my love I can I put my booties. by the front door we just got don't play. football and I'm like yes put them by. the front. door yes. put wait we got that was pretty good do. that again well she well she didn't say. she dated somebody not all of us had a. intimate relationship with a it was not. intimate it was like one week okay okay. okay wait do it again do it again as. soon as she heard him say booties he.

was oh one time also he made me tea for. breakfast one time tea for breakfast how. did you find a British man in Livingston. no no no it was my freshman year of. college in the entire soccer team in. Oklahoma British in Oklahoma the entire. soccer team except for one person was. not from America was he cute what he was. all. right Ky love how's that make you feel. well I mean considering he didn't get. the girl and they lost the wall I mean. it's not well for.

them okay okay that deserved a lot more. laugh in it got that pretty freaking I. just would like to to make a statement. we got 15 minutes left until Harper's uh. voice l oh okay so if we have a. thumbnail we should hit that now all. right wait I I want to try my accent. give me any nationality ever and I will. nail it Indian South afri Nigerian okay. that was a lot of them azte. Warrior said. American okay I need yall to come to a.

mutual agreement I what I'm going to do. uh Japanese no R I think no no Japanese. japaneses Japanese please I can do. Japanese I think you should do I think. you should do Bri I'm good at India I'm. good at Japanese I'm good at British or. do Australian like what we we all did. British Australia give me a fresh new. one give Japanese okay Japanese ready. Japanese I am on it Chinese take out box. you have to do Chinese I am on it okay. welcome to all right ready here we go. listen I I'm scared for you to do this.

because it's it's going to get clipped. so hard it's going to get clipped so. hard what do you mean we can do a. British accent we can do an Australian. accent but you are going to get clipped. doing this because people get mad at. things like this and guess what. noodles I'm to people make listen not. accent funny people might cancel him no. one's what that's hilarious continue. with sorry I'm doing an accent no but.

like give me a fine. fine I'll be in a ro okay a Chinese the. goose oh from K Fu Panda there you go. here we go come on PO okay what's the. Goose's name what is the Goose's name. Dad I think I I think I might be the. Dragon Warrior oh no son you are not the. Dragon Warrior you are more like the uh. uh the noodle Warrior which is a good. thing so you get in the kitchen and make. soup for the community are you saying. that cuz I'm a pan H yeah you are too. fat to be the Dragon Warrior you need to.

get in the kitchen and eat your noodles. that's it Dad I'm leaving I'm going to. prove you wrong oh Paul no please don't. don't leave me you got to leave the. family business why is that so good that. was crazy do British try British. everybody was con food by. sorry wait hold on no BR I can't really. do what's his name Mr ping yes ping yes. name ping ping do a India accent oh my. gosh the guy is still alive and he's gu.

like me my. sket I like me my Gucci Sho like me my. sket I don't really know stop just stop. I don't know the lyrics I like your. Sketchers what's an Indian thing to say. he we're back we're back again because. people are saying some crazy things okay. okay I want to say something man the. last thing you said just got it cut from. the can we just do one more Po and ping. thing no please. done dad do you remember if Mom ever.

like wrote anything down oh no no s she. never didn't know that really because I. found this book the other day and I was. curious if if you could tell me what. some of it means oh oh yeah sure son. anything for you uh big boy okay uh dad. do you happen to know where that book is. I I saw it the other day I I left it out. what what do you know that did just did. you see the book uh son I've been uh. back all day and I I haven't seen any. book around the store I would like to.

say the book the book says starts with. the D ends with a. y i my comment. earlier my comment earlier about being. more intelligent stands true I have no. clue what's happening okay it stands. even more true dad you what is she. talking about I Dad don't listen to her. listen m is M does pose voice pretty. freaking good he's literally m is. literally calling cash Daddy. no not I he did I saw it no I called him.

dad all right I saw. it oh yeah diary that's it are we. playing the phone game right now what. are we doing Dad I just I just wanted to. see if we could read mom's diary. oh that kind of sounded like K Fu. Panda. everybody why are you talking about. panda so much anyways attention. [Music]. that's a takeout box dad they're coming.

okay I got something great to show. everyone what can't be that great are. you still. ping now Maverick knows what I have but. that side of the room does not what do. you have I have here now a first edition. version of K Fu. Panda Sound by po um I have the one and. only oneof a kind book. handwritten by Kate Marie. Baker.

no found where did you get that found in. an old Shelf with dust on it get that is. that your dream. journal that is my dream journal also. found with this book with a little kissy. face on it oh in my dream journal wait. are these real Sealed With a Kiss wow. friendship. established. sometime existed existed since 2015. Windor it says. established this book is a decade old oh.

give it to us K Marie 10 years old no no. no no which one should we crack open. first I know give me one I want to read. something let me read it down no no no. nobody is reading any of that I shall be. reading it no should we read the red. diary or the blue notebook uh let's. start with the red diary can I have it. red diary hey hey hey hey what nobody is. reading. that oh it's sealed with a kiss you must. unseal it cash M all right there we go. okay now it's no no it's fine it's fine.

okay if somebody's going to read it at. least let me be the one to read it no no. that's okay we can we can read it listen. it's fine I will oh my gosh this is. better than any book I've ever read. which isn't very much cuz I never read a. book no can I see your handwriting man I. mean I'm just opening up to page one and. things already falling out of here wait. wait wait wait wait wait wait what is. this is k k it's okay isn't your. brother's name Zachary no I mean yes but. not that Zachary I was about to say cuz. that Zachary got a heart by his name. read out loud please well this one's.

just a prayer a yeah you're trying to. expose me yeah pra for kidding berer. let's see berer what is that word. Zachary Zachary was that was the only. okay it's incursive it's very weird I. don't know who writes like that you can. recursive I can Rec cursive she can read. it I can recursive can I be the one to. read it please please please please. please K very desperate for us to not. read her journal but we're going to read. it anyway I'm I can read Cur was the.

only one ow ow oh that actually hurts me. okay do it again hurting ow stop. seriously stop let me read it if you. want it to be read let me read it I can. read just fine the more you make a big. deal out of it the more he going to want. to read it Kate Kate it's fine it's fine. Kate hey don't hurt my dad sit down why. whisper let me see it whisper to okay. let me show you I command you to sit. down I am Dragon Warrior okay you can. come in the corner and discuss with me.

your. concerns and I will see if they're. valid dad I will save you don't. worry I want to know what you're saying. in your secret Corner please please tell. us what you what are y'all reading in. that book oh my gosh share with the. class I think I just heard what you. whispered did you really yes and it was. not. okay Maverick always always tries to. into their relationship don't worry I. decided her relevancy is UN all I heard.

was especially one person my yeah she. told me not to read a certain story and. then she flipped to the page that that. story is that I shall not read so we. should start there oh no okay well first. of all di no no if you're going to read. a diary you're going to do it right. what's the date who starts with dear. diary I mean really it says May 3rd 2016. read it right if you're going to do it. well yeah I didn't write this diary and. not and put a date just for people to. not acknowledge the date you wrote it.

for us to read no I I thought I was GNA. read it by myself when I was 20 years. old May 3rd 2016 you are 20 years old. dear diary I can't believe this is half. shut up listen dear diary this is 9. years old so they did she's nine here. nine. what this is n years ago you said 9. years old yeah this this is this is. wrote down 9 years old ago what do you. mean okay. so I'm not the stupid one right just.

listen please I'm so scared so they did. go through my. phone wait what did you say Harper. relates to this one what say so they did. go through my phone why is there. sticking out here what the um. which okay let me read it oh dude you. can't read it all give or me I'm. spelling it out what versus I'm not. devastated anymore about we'll make up a. fake name for him um Costco I'm not.

devastating Costco guys what not the. Costco I'm not devastated anymore about. Costco is it you is it Cas I'm just not. I'm just cost I just want to know I feel. like it would make more sense for. someone else to read I let me read it I. can read perfectly fine than you very. much let me read oh my gosh everyone's. asking to read if we could already be. done all right here we go yes can I let. me read at least let me read it it's.

mine no that's okay um what oh sorry I. forgot my place I'm not devastated. anymore about Costco I'm just sad not. really. though they canceled her membership let. me tell you that's not my reading that's. how it was wrote I really want a. boyfriend cost I really want a boyfriend. Costco so sad I really want a boyfriend. Costco said we he doesn't like me but. two weeks ago he was like. in love with. me now he says he doesn't like me at all.

oh no was it in all caps is that why you. scam like but. oh you had a foul mouth young lady that. is a curse word have I've ever seen one. what how old were you in 2016 11. 11 wait what does it. say it's an. abbreviation heard Kate say a curse word. not not even anything close to never. even heard K say anything relatively. close to a c word wait are you saying.

but is no she said like. but we can't say that word I I don't. know what we I wrote this and no one was. supposed to read it here's what it says. oh that it's literally an abbreviation. it's not bad yeah. yet I kind of want to date this is a new. guy we'll call him Walmart I kind of. want to date Walmart but I think he. might like me. girl you got over Costco so anyway I.

kind of want a. boyfriend look at Kate she's like kind. of excited to read her diary I mean you. are so desperate in these book I'm going. to bring my diary next episode please. that's so funny oh my go Walmart was the. only one who made me better about. Walmart was the only one who made me. feel better about. Costco wait I remember this story which. is. why feel better about Costco which is. why we are best friends but I want to be. more more than best friends that's.

that's crazy the classic 11 years she. looking harer knew that before I was. even done reading it I said this is why. we are best friends but Harper goes but. this is why I want to be more than best. friends I was like trying to live a. romcom let me live de di also I shared. that story on the podcast a couple weeks. ago really yeah yeah I don't remember. Costco no you no yeah okay dear diary so. today was a good what dear diary so. today was good I don't want Costco. anymore I mean he just isn't cute to me.

anymore I thought you write this down. like the fact you're sitting here. writing this down it's like this guy. sucks he's not cool is this really what. girls do for fun I had a lot of free. time okay I was 11 I thought Costco. might ask me out again but he didn't. that's sad men are trash the men in your. life there just trash garbage except for. Walmart I can't like I can't believe. guys said. okay there's a new F entering the love.

Target there's a third guy this is a. love square if I've ever seen one it's. it's a Target said he would oh wait. sorry I thought Costco might ask me. again out again but he didn't that's sad. that's sad Target said he would but he. did did she write down that sad or you. just said that no she did and then she. said taret said he would but he didn't. so I a little. sad okay bye.

uh dear diary so I want start all of. them with deer diary every page starts a. dear diary dear diary so I'm 100% sure I. don't. like him who's him oh uh this is this is. Costco Walmart Target this is Walmart. I'm and then she put in parenthesis. Walmart I like oh my gosh what she likes. another guy what what I'm running out of. store um man she's playing the whole. field ker Kroger I like Kroger he's cute.

and in eighth grade what. period oh sorry sorry and in eighth. period eth period That's why I should be. reading it yo he blew he blew in he blew. what I'm sorry through the door like TNT. no this kid's crazy oh my God bro what. does it say you were 11 years years old. I wait what's the date what's the date. he blew what what did he blew just okay.

everyone stop he blew in my ear today. what just to freak me out I kind of. liked. it do you all remember Cash's text. messages Kate was destined to be with. cash this is crazy he B in my ear oh my. God and I kind of like it I feel like we. end off here just oh my goodness no yeah. keep reading I would to read more in.

another episode I want to ask him out I. want to ask him out or him ask me so get. this get this another dude we'll call. him Best Buy so get this Best Buy said. Walmart broke up with me because he saw. a new girl who moved in and moved in. next door and she's homeschooled so he's. been talking to her that poor girl he. was a wimp poor girl he was a wimp he.

won't talk to her I bet LOL he was a. bye. bye lol it was in my blood you know I. think the sticky notes are starts some. new chapters chapter 2 what's the date. no no no no oh 523 2016 that's crazy I. was getting CL we need to save the other. stories for another episode hold on hold. on yeah that's wait how let me see how. long this one is oh it's it's one page. they're all one page today was good I. took a test and after.

school wait today was good I took a test. and after I'm going to grab my phone. yeah you're good after. school there's another dude I don't even. I mean how did this is a 2016 yes. imagine you're 11 in 2016 and some of. the kids watching this were born in 2016. that's wild to think about that's insane. well okay there's another guy we'll just. call him freaking jot my phone didn't. charge charge it's 602 you can get. another charger it's at it's at.

7% you plug it in while you're on the. call where where's the plug in a plug. where's the plug go where the plug go 5. 4 3 2 I one go you plug it in there. should be a phone charger over there. somewhere a new one or an old one that. go get we're in the middle of a diary. reading sorry Harper has a vocal lesson. that white block right there with the. black cord on it that should work I used. that on my phone yesterday can I plug it. in there really fast and see if it works. yeah yeah okay uh anyways we'll read. more on a future podcast and there's a.

lot more where that came from. really I can't wait for read your diary. part two we haven't even got into the. blue notebook. yet but we will be reading more of these. on some more episodes so make sure to. subscribe because 80% of you guys that. watch this are not subscribed so please. subscribe that's crazy yeah so please. subscribe to our podcast also go. subscribe to cash we're going to be. dropping a YouTube video on there called. who killed Harper zmo so if you want to. see that go subscribe we'll see you guys. next time. bye.