Chappell Roan Is Out Of Control!
There was a video that I saw of Chappell. Roan. >> Who is Chappell Roan? >> Chappell Roan? >> The Pink Pony Club. >> Chicago wet. >> Oh, I know that song. >> Yeah. >> Pink Pony Club. >> Yeah, what about her? >> She's Oh, she's getting canceled. >> No, she's just rude. This guy is a fan. He's asking for a signature. He doesn't. even speak English, and she pulls her. phone out, and then she like turns her. flash on, like puts it in his face, and. she's like, "Oh my gosh, look at him. Look at him. Disgusting.".
>> Action. >> Action. >> I'll be here the whole night. >> Action. >> Action. >> I'll say action. >> We are rolling. We're live. >> Get off your phone. >> You get off your phone. We're live. >> No, we're not live. >> We're not live. >> Four. >> Three. >> Two. >> We're not live. >> Uno. >> [screaming]. >> I know. No, okay. Stop. >> No, that was not live. Cash just tried to speak in Spanish to. me. He said one in Spanish.
>> I know Spanish. I've been doing. Duolingo. You know, >> You said that wrong. >> Duolingo. Duolingo. >> Hey, Harper. >> What? >> I promise to you in 12 months from now, I will be semi-fluent in Spanish. I'm taking Spanish classes. >> What are you doing? Hey, you're not. caring about me. >> Can you touch your bone when you do. that? >> Were you Were you the Easter Bunny just. now? >> [laughter]. >> Wait, when you say your name. >> TikTok? >> I need to try it. >> What TikTok? >> Wait, let me try to do it right now. >> Easter Bunny TikTok. >> It's really funny. >> Wait, don't look, Cash.
>> Wait, you don't have to do that. >> Wait, what's happening? >> Okay, yeah, close your eyes. >> Okay, I'll close my eyes. I'll close my. eyes. >> Oh my gosh, I'm going to do it on your. TikTok. >> Okay. Can I open them? >> it reminds you of when you were 14. >> Okay, can I open my eyes? >> No, keep your eyes closed. Keep your. eyes closed. >> right, they're closed. Left and the. right one. >> Now, open them in three, two, >> one. >> I know. You What? Oh. Oh. >> [laughter]. >> You look like a a different human being. >> Hey, turn on your mic. >> Oh my gosh, you look like Cindy Lou Who.
or whatever. >> What? >> Yo. >> I definitely have a booger, but I don't. really care. >> Like it makes you look like a completely. different person. >> No, okay, one more thing, Cash. Close. your eyes. >> Mack, can you fix her mic for her cuz. >> No, I got it. >> Stupid, he doesn't know how to talk into. it. No, she doesn't You don't know how. to fix it. Mack, can you fix it for her? >> I got it. I know how to I know how to. fix it. >> don't. Look at it, you. You can't make. You can't make it longer, can you? >> I can. Harper, can I see that thing? >> Yeah, here's a second. >> I want to see if I look good with that. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Can Harper just let him help you? >> What? >> Close your eyes one more time. >> Again? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I got it.
>> All right, just keep them closed. >> Okay. >> I know how to do it. >> When can I open them? >> Just keep them closed for now. >> Okay. >> Don't open them back up. >> Okay. What are you doing to me? >> Nothing, just keep your eyes closed. >> want to do? Kate, can you make this happen? Can you. put some. >> Keep your eyes closed. >> Are you going to do anything? >> [laughter]. >> That was Mack. >> I'll be here the whole time. >> No, it's not me. >> No, I'm worried about what that laugh. was. >> What? >> Yo, guys, skip 10 seconds back and look.
at Mack's laugh. >> Why are we always making fun of me? >> [laughter]. >> It's just That was crazy episode. >> While we're at it, you know what I. laughed at in the last episode that you. did? >> What? >> When when you were. answering the phone of the stalker. and you were talking like Harper. You. were like. >> I just I really don't know. What? This. is like really uncool. >> And then you hang up and we were like, "Why'd you talk like that?" And you were. like, "I don't know.". >> Um. >> Wait, me? >> Yeah, you were like pretending to be a. girl. But then you were like.
>> hurts my nose so bad. >> supposed to be pretending to be a girl. >> Yeah, I know. But like why did why did. you do that? >> Harper is sexy and I'm famous. >> doing. Harper, what are you [screaming]. doing? >> Hey. Hey, y'all know that this is our. first episode in 6 weeks and this is. what we're talking about right now? >> Yeah, but it doesn't it's not really. because they. >> Yeah. They kept going. >> They showed one episode a couple days. ago. >> story short, we've taken a 6-week break. because we were on a world tour. Yeah, we're famous like that. And uh. >> It is truly a different person though. >> The tour ended because we couldn't go. anywhere else because nobody else was. buying tickets. >> What?
>> Yeah. >> No, we just ran out We did 20-something. cities. How many more do you want? >> Well, we could have done more. >> Wait, what do you mean? >> I have an idea. I'm going to see. I'm going to see how long I can put this. rubber band around my throat for. >> Oh, no. >> Yeah. I think you can survive forever. I. think we could Let's add 25 more. >> Oh my god, this hurts. [laughter]. >> I like the. >> I like the watermelon challenge. >> Wait, I forgot the. >> Watermelon challenge with Harper's neck. >> What the. >> All right. >> That's like I really, really, really. want you to get the darkest self-tanner. you can. and make Cash sleep in it tonight.
>> Oh my gosh. >> Just the left side of my body though. >> No, no, the whole thing. >> No, like the whole thing. >> How about just my head? >> you And with your blonde hair, I want. you to come out looking like Trump. >> Just [laughter] my head. That's all I'm. willing to do. >> Unfortunately, only if you're willing to. sleep in the sleep sack because. self-tanner makes you. >> Or we can do funny designs on my body. >> match because I'm getting the darkest. shade of self-tanner. >> Uh I don't think you should do that. When you've done it in the past, it. hasn't turned out the greatest. >> Wait, I haven't done it in the past. though. >> Oh, those weren't the darkest? >> Dang. >> No.
>> Oh my gosh. This is about to be a train wreck, folks. >> [laughter]. >> Hey, hey, calm down. Okay. Well, anyways, like I was saying guys, it's. been 6 weeks and since we've recorded an. episode. So, I. What do you have? >> What do you have? >> My eyes are watery. You see this? >> Is it from the wood chips? >> Yes, I told y'all I'm going to be. allergic to this and I am. >> should have bought little chickens and. put them in there [laughter] with them. >> Oh my gosh. >> Or ducks. Little duckies would be cute. Well, yeah, we haven't talked to you. guys on the podcast in 6 weeks. So, you.
guys know nothing of what's happened in. our life. And. >> Well, let me tell you I have a lot to. say. >> Kate's 6 weeks pregnant. >> That is [laughter] not true. >> But we don't know because you don't know. until 8 weeks. >> That's not true. either. >> That's not true either. Yeah, what? >> How How many weeks do you know? >> I mean, you can know pretty early. >> How many? >> Like four. >> Therefore, Kay could always be two to. three weeks pregnant. >> I'm not though. >> I have a test. >> What? >> What is What bracelet is the most.
expensive? >> You got expensive Wait, show me the. camera. >> Okay, well, my hands are pale right now. and I have freckles. >> gosh, ain't nobody care. Show it to the. camera. >> ice on my wrist. >> Wait, wait, you got to hold it still. Hold it still. Okay. As you can see. Wait, hold them up. >> I already did that. >> you got to play guessing game here. They all look identical. >> No, no, no, I can see a couple of them. look more expensive. >> Okay, but Okay, out of Okay, out of. These are from Shein. Out of these three. bracelets, what's the most expensive? >> It's got to be this one.
>> Wait, wait, wait, are are any of these. bracelets over. >> Does this one not look expensive? >> $50? >> I think it's the brown one. >> I think it's the brown one, too. >> I can't see the logo on it from here, but. >> Yes, yes, the brown one's Louis Vuitton. Oh my gosh, you're such an idiot. >> How much was that? Like $20? >> paid for that. >> I I have my own money and you used to. spend. >> Don't Don't tell me you paid for that. >> Uh. >> Did you pay for that? >> my own money. >> at least tell me it's from Shein, too. >> Okay, how much. >> How much was it? >> Yeah, how much? >> Guess. >> Wait, is it Is it from Louis?
>> If it's more than $50, I'm going to go to McDonald's and dunk. you in the chocolate dip thing. That's. what I'm going to do. >> Chocolate dip it? It's so specific. >> like chocolate dip. >> Then you want us to do self-tanner later. tonight, either. >> Wait, wait, is it actually from Is it. Louis Vuitton? >> How much is it? >> Okay, how much? >> Uh guess. >> If I had to guess, I'd say it's Is it. 800? >> 800? >> What? If it's $800, I will stab you. right here, right now. 800 times. >> $800? >> think it's 800? >> I think it could be. >> [laughter].
>> I was thinking like 120. >> If it's 800, I'm highly disappointed. >> I was thinking like 90. >> How much is that thing? >> Hold on, hold on. Let me Let me search. it up. >> a Kendra Scott bracelet. >> Search it up. You don't remember how. much you paid? My ring right here that. I'm wearing from Kendra Scott was $60. Wait, which one's the most expensive? >> Oh my gosh, are the other ones designer, too? >> That this one is. It's like gold with a. pearl. >> No, she said those are Shein. >> No, not this one. >> How much How much money y'all got on. y'alls hands right now? >> No, um.
>> zero. >> This one's the most expensive. It's. Hermes. >> I I got this in New York and I that that. this is the only thing. This is This is. This is fake. This is uh $15. This I got. this for a birthday present. This was. like 30. So. >> Wait, so what's the most expensive one? >> This one. >> And how much is it? >> I thought it was Shein, though. >> Okay, usually this would be $23,000. >> No, 2300. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Wait, so how much was the one that. Hermes? >> What? >> How much was the other one? >> 750, but I told you. >> Dude. >> around 750.
>> I got a PSA announcement to the world. If you buy. a designer bracelet for $2,300, >> They can say the same thing about your. wedding ring. >> You are stupid. >> say the same thing about your wedding. ring. >> My wedding ring? >> no, no. I don't want to hear it because. you when you like got your own money you. like you. I I don't want. >> wedding ring? 900 for a wedding ring? >> When you got your money from social. >> The only reason I spent 900 is cuz I. didn't want something that turns my. finger green. >> Let me talk! >> I had a lot of those. My finger is green. a lot.
>> [laughter]. >> All right, well, when you got your when. you got your. when you got all your money from social. media, when you got all your money from. social media and you decided to buy an. apartment and move out and buy a house. >> What? >> Or what did you buy? >> First of all, why you glazing me? >> Oh, well, because you thought you could. spend all your money and not invest it. right and you thought, "Oh, let me just. get all this and let me just let me just. use all my money right now because I'm. cuz I'm living the life right now. Let. me just go to all the LA parties and not.
stay home and be humble.". >> Wait. >> So what. >> like you kind of want to be Kendra. Wait, yeah. Wait. All right, are you. envious or jealous? Are you envious of. my life? >> So, what I did is. um my I have I don't I don't I don't. manage my money cuz I'm. >> manage it at all? You just let it go? >> So, at least I managed mine. In your. world, I at least managed mine poorly. >> you said it was. >> all. That's stupid. How much money you. got then? >> Uh $2. $2. >> Well, two? >> And at least I invested it right.
>> Then you didn't manage well at all. >> [laughter]. >> No, no, no. All right, but actually. listen to this. >> Do you know where your money's invested? >> Stocks. >> Which ones? >> The good ones. >> Uh. she's like this franchise. Yeah, that one. >> [laughter]. >> You should invest all your money in. Starbucks. You know you can do that. You can take your money and invest in. Starbucks. >> or somebody find the episode from like 2. years ago when Cash was like, "Yeah, I'm. sorry. I used to spend I literally I. spent all my money at the mall. I used. to. >> one time I had I went to the mall and I.
spent $800 there and I regretted it ever. since. I bet you spent $800 on a pair of shoes. >> Cash, you spend $800 at least twice a. month. >> On what? >> Makeup. >> Twice. No, Kate does that. That's highly. different. >> They're all or one. >> No, that is highly different. >> No, it's not. >> most expensive pair of shoes you bought? >> $500 pair. >> That is. >> And no, and that and that was like. >> I hope that came with. >> That was my first purchase that I ever. bought where I'm like, "Okay, I'm not. going to do that again.". >> That's good. That's good. >> And this. But like that that's the only.
thing where I literally am like I like I. felt so. >> What's the most expensive clothing. >> What's the most expensive clothing item. you bought? >> I got I got my car detailed today and I. felt literally guilty giving them $100. I was like, "I can't do it." But I did. >> I got my car detailed. >> Wait, why'd you feel guilty giving them. 100 bucks? >> Not guilty cuz I buyers remorse. I bet. you don't feel that. >> Oh, you felt like I could have cleaned. it myself. You felt guilty spending the. $100? >> Mhm. >> Even though you were giving it to. someone? >> No, no. Like I. >> That's fair though. She could have. cleaned it herself. >> Yeah. >> Felt like it was a dumb decision. You.
know how I look at things like that? >> Let me tell you the story. >> at things I'm helping someone out. >> Yeah, like the gym. She spent $500 on a. gym membership. >> and I don't go because I [laughter] like. to support local businesses. >> Wait, that's kind of what I do, too. I. haven't been to the gym in so long. >> I. support people. You know what the problem is here? We have two people that can't shut up. >> Yes, I mean. >> Yeah, I mean you guys you guys can't. >> And there's a difference. I have.
intriguing. >> He doesn't have intriguing stories. >> No, I have intriguing stories. >> Intriguing? >> Yes, intriguing. >> Why are we here? That's what I want to. know. You know what? You can't even speak. English right. I'm about to be. bilingual. You know that? >> Yeah, no, you're not You're not going to. be bilingual. >> I am. I take Duolingo. I'm on day three. of Duolingo, day three. You know how many that You know. >> You can't. >> You want to tell. >> You can't stick to one thing. >> Huh? Bebe agua, you know what that. means? >> Uh you know what. Bebe agua. >> Bebe, yeah.
>> What is What is bicicleta? >> Hombre. >> What is bici bicicleta? >> Nino nino. >> Nino. >> Yeah, everybody knows what those are. Uh. >> [laughter]. >> What is leche? >> Milk. >> Okay. What is bicicleta? >> You said obesity? >> [laughter]. >> What did you just tell me? >> I have a question, Harper. >> Dude, you're going to. >> You You remember the Marc Jacobs. bracelet you got? >> Oh, yes. >> How much was that one? >> 150. >> And then you lost it? >> No, I found it.
>> Oh, good. >> right now somewhere. >> In your bed? Okay. >> Somewhere? [laughter]. >> It fell in. >> How dirty is your bed? What the. >> It's dirty. >> [laughter]. >> Oh wait, but can I please tell. >> Is your room clean? >> No. >> Oh my gosh, I went over and I helped you. clean it and then you just. >> 9 months ago. >> You know how some people's bed they like. they like hoard on it? >> What do you mean? >> What? >> Yeah, well, I had severe depression and. I made my room really messy. >> Yeah. >> But but cleaned it. >> What? There was gum where? >> Behind my bed. >> Oh. >> And.
>> put my boogers. >> Oh wait, well can. >> I'm not going to lie, I do too. >> Yeah, dude. >> Okay, I want everyone to be honest here. and raise your hand without even. thinking about it. No shame, no shame in. it. In the last 6 months, have you wiped a. booger on something? Raise your hand, go. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, see? >> Look, look at that line. >> Dude, shut up. Shut up. >> Y'all ain't never wiped your booger. >> Oh, I did on you that one time. >> What's that? >> Me. >> No, no, she's joking. I'm We're talking. seriousness. >> I mean, you don't wipe your booger on. the wall when you're walking by or like. >> No! That is disgusting. That's insane.
behavior. >> your socks, you know. >> Parker just live wiped one right now on. the back of the couch. >> Okay. That was It's fine. No shame, just. not in front of me. >> Socks is the best one when you don't. have a napkin. >> What? >> I just Your socks, you wash them and. it's like a walking. >> my story cuz people are going to like. this. >> What story? You don't got no story. >> a story. Okay, so this morning, I'm a. nice person. I wake up 9:00 a.m. I'm. like I'm like. >> If you If you ain't going to get you. tell your story once I strangle you if. you don't stop putting this up.
>> So, this morning I was like I'm going to. be nice. So, I got my best friend or I. woke up I was like I'm going to be a. little late to school, I'm not going to. lie. Because I'm going to go get coffee for. my best friend and my coach. So, I go to. 151, I get the coffee, $20 for three. drinks and a water. >> That's not bad. >> I put it in my side table. By the way, my prom dress is in my is in the seat. next to me. >> This is not a good deed. >> My My prom outfits I'm giving to my. friends, by the way, another good deed.
I'm doing. Um is in in the thing it's. like two white tank tops, white tank. tops. >> deeds? >> No, no, no. They're They're white tank tops. Um I. have every. >> these. >> Wait, wait. What's the. >> Can you stop doing that? >> if you give me a week. >> prom outfit? >> Oh, for the after party. >> Oh, oh, got it. >> And I'll explain that after. But um so I. have the prom outfits like for them. Everything like super cute tank tops, like all this all on my side thing. I. like set the drinks on top. I'm like, surely they won't spill. So, I start. driving out. I'm already like almost.
going to be late to school. So, I do a. U-turn on the way to school. The drinks. every single drink I'm I kid you not. every single drink spills out onto my. prom dress, onto my white sash, onto the. white tank tops that I was going to give. them, onto my floorboard where my purse. is that I just bought. >> All your good deeds are just gone. >> everything. is spilled. >> they're all gone. >> Everything is spilled. Like, like, not. >> Wait, the Coach purse? >> Yeah, the Coach purse. Not a single. Like, I'm so mad. Not a single thing in.
my car is dry. Like, I'm driving around. crying and I hear. >> [laughter]. >> I hear it sponging and I hear literally. it sponging around from how gross and. soggy it is. >> imagine if I was at the stop light next. to Harper she's just soaking wet. >> [screaming]. >> All right. So, you have like rubber. floor mats? >> No, I have I I have like leather seats, so that's a good thing, but I don't have. rubber floor mats. It's so it's this. It's like this. >> Yeah. >> So, you see, I drive back. I'm like, I. just spilled all the coffee. So, I drive.
back to 151 to get more. So, >> You didn't got more? >> Before you cleaned it? >> Yes, cuz I was going to be late to. school and I didn't want to ruin my bad. deed. So, I go I go back to 151. I get the same. coffees again. They gave them to me for. free. Thank you so much. And I they gave. me some towels, too. Obviously, the. towels didn't help. They gave me a. sliver of a towel. Thank you, though. And so, I drive back to school I drive. to school and I'm crying and I run into.
my ex in the hallway. and then I get into my class. I give the. coffees there. I have an exam that I. didn't study for. So, I do that exam. really fast. I go back out to my car. after the period ends. I drive home. It. smells like crap in my car. It smells. like literally a goat that like started. I'm up with milk. And then I. Yeah, legit. >> [laughter]. >> And then I go get my car detailed. >> Wow. >> Wait, when did you get your car. detailed? After school? >> And then I buy more detergent so I can. clean the shirts for my friends. >> Wait, you got your car detailed after. school?
>> Yes. >> You let it just sit there? >> I I I. >> No, she went to one class and then she. went and got her car detailed. So she was only there for probably like. what, 45 minutes to an hour? >> you didn't just go straight to getting. your car detailed. >> What do you mean? She couldn't miss the. test in school. >> test. >> Yeah, but her car was totaled. >> thanks to you, I've missed every single. I've missed every single absence I can. have because of this because of the. world tour. >> Uh. well, thanks to you, you know what? That's what you say, what? Yeah, cuz I'm confused where you were. cuz you missed the world tour. >> Yeah, yeah.
>> Where were you? I didn't take your absence. You weren't. there, nowhere to be found. I was on stage and I was like. introducing Harper. No way. She's gone. I think she forgot to show up. >> No, I don't even care because because. I'm I'm I'm not going to say anything. rude. I'm going to stick to my good. deeds. >> No, say a bad one. Come on, you got it. >> No, I. >> You got it. Just say a bad one. >> This is so entertaining today. >> I'm just I'm not going to say anything. bad because I'm not going to say. anything bad. I'm not going to hurt the. people's feelings. >> Whose people's? >> Everybody.
>> What? >> [laughter]. >> Like mine? >> Yes. >> How would you like the audience? >> Uh no, not the audience. They're. intrigued with it, but I'm not going to. hurt anybody's feelings. >> No, I want you to hurt my feelings. >> Say it, we'll bleep it. >> Uh no. Y'all won't bleep it. >> nothing to say. She has nothing to say. >> Okay, fine. I missed it because. And I missed every single weekend, every. single free weekend of my fun weekends. for this world tour, and I loved it. It. was fun. >> Wait, you. >> [laughter]. >> It was. It was. But like it was just.
definitely like. >> But wait, you have tests on the weekend? >> I have friends. I have things to attend. to. >> you missed tests. You said it was the. absences. >> Well, yeah. When I'm on Saturday, Sunday. Wait, are you in weekend school? >> Australia, cuz you didn't go to. Australia. >> Yeah, what are you talking about? >> When I when I gone to the. >> [laughter]. >> You're missing tests on Saturday while. you're in Australia. You weren't even. there. >> This is [laughter] so messy. >> do you got tests on Saturdays? >> When I am gone in Dublin, Ireland. >> You are falling apart. You realize that you're falling apart.
>> I missed. >> way more diet Cokes. >> I missed. >> yourself down. >> Wait, how do you know that? >> What? >> Wait, diet Coke doesn't calm or diet. Coke does calm me down because I have. ADHD. >> Calms everyone down. It's good. >> ADHD ADHD. >> just good. It calms you down. Both of. you need diet Cokes. >> Caffeine usually makes you hyper. >> think if you give an ADHD person a lot. of caffeine, it's probably a good idea. >> Yes, it is. >> It calms Yeah. >> Then they're just going to be moving. fast. No, it helps them focus. >> them focus and melatonin makes me hyper. So, I take melatonin before school. >> That is the. >> I I swear I take melatonin before.
school. >> Where'd you learn that? Australia? >> No, I learned it from my psychiatrist. >> Melatonin makes you tired. >> She's like she's like I think we should. take Cash to a psychiatrist. >> I don't need a psychiatrist. >> Thank you. Thank you. Yes. >> Maybe it's cuz you're taking melatonin. before [laughter] school. >> [laughter]. >> I thought you meant you have problems. sleeping when you're trying to sleep. I. was like, I got those problems. >> No, I know she has problems sleeping in. school because. she's said it multiple times. [laughter].
And then she's like, I take melatonin. before school. I don't I. I don't get it. >> Matt, what is with the new hat? >> What do you mean? It's just a hat. >> I don't know. I I'm not I'm not a huge. fan of it. >> Dang. >> I should have noticed it before the pod, but. >> What's wrong with my Why am Everybody at. targets me. No. >> You're just an easy target. >> Me and Harper have been targeting each. other. >> like 20 times. >> You haven't targeted at all. I've been. targeted by Kate and I target you and. you snap at me. And then I got to put. you down like a little puppy. >> Mine mine is out of love. >> [snorts]. >> Mine's not.
>> [laughter]. >> Here's what I want to know. >> I want to know what what's in the bed. y'all are going. >> if Cash is going to apologize to Harper. >> For what? What did I do? >> Yeah, you should you should be messy. >> Woah, woah, what did I do? >> It got really. >> Hey, hey, [screaming] hey, hey, I'm. going to I'm going to put this all over. your Bronco. >> Go, do it. >> I would, but. >> It's waterproof paint. Go do it. >> No, >> [laughter]. >> on the inside, you idiot. >> No, I'll pour it on the outside. >> How stupid do you think I am? >> How are you going to get inside of a.
car? >> pouring it on her hood like. >> [laughter]. >> And it goes off right away because it's. paint that's waterproof that I bought. >> All paint is waterproof, idiot. >> No, that was my biggest purchase I've. ever bought that I felt good about. >> saying idiot all the time like that. >> I only say it when it's true. >> Idiot. >> To idiot statements. >> I don't like that. >> You sound like a 7-year-old. >> Yeah, and he is a 7-year-old. >> Uh. >> Yes. >> I was going to say something in Spanish, but I forgot how it said. >> You don't know how to say seven in. Spanish, do you? >> Seven? >> Yeah. >> What's seven? >> No, just. >> Don't count, don't count, just say it.
>> Muy bien. >> [laughter]. >> What? >> This is going to be a long year. >> [laughter]. >> How do you say seven in Spanish? >> Siete. >> Stupid. >> Dude, she's feisty today. >> Por qué? >> She's raspy. >> [laughter]. >> Por qué? >> That's. >> You know por qué? >> Excuse me. >> No, it's not. It's why. >> Yeah, yeah, he's trying to act dumb to. look cute for y'all. He's like No, he's. like. >> Well, first of all, I'm not looking cute. for anybody, okay? Don't [laughter] you. ever say that again. >> trying to play dumb to look cute?
>> Yeah, look at me. I'm just a dumb blonde. bimbo. Oh, no. No, I'm just so stupid. I need to have a. strong woman to help me. >> Like [laughter] what? >> He's trying to act stupid. He's like. he's like oh oh por qué? Is that seven? Like you. >> No, no, I said por qué like why? Why? >> Por qué is why. She said seven and you. said why? >> That's all [laughter] I don't. My. my vocabulary is limited. I don't I. couldn't say leche. That wouldn't.
[laughter] have made much sense. >> Uno, dos, tres, tres, cuatro, leche. >> Is that it? >> I want you to know I believe that you. can do anything you set your mind. >> a tutor today. I just hired a Spanish. tutor today. You know that? >> did not. >> I did. >> Is it Michael? >> No, it's not Michael. [laughter]. No, I just hired a Spanish tutor today. >> Who? Who? >> His name is Nico. >> Nico? [laughter]. >> He's 14. >> Did you actually hire Nico? >> Yeah, he's going to be our tutor and I'm. going to have FaceTime calls with him. and he's going to teach me English.
>> How many times are you going to. FaceTime? He's going to give up on you. >> No. Listen, I want you to know I fully. believe that you can do anything you set. your mind to. >> it? Why are you laughing? >> But I don't believe you can learn. another language. >> Why? >> Because you haven't mastered this one. yet. >> Mav, listen. >> Yeah. >> Uh here here's why, Cash. Spell. Moroccan. Moja bebes agua. >> Well, no, that he just asked You just. said spell Moroccan. >> Hey woman, please water. What did you. say? Woman drinks water. Woman drinks. water. >> Why did you say that? >> Because I only know limited things right. now. I'm on day three. What do you mean.
I don't understand? Day three and I'm. already this advanced. I don't think. that's what you guys understand. It's day three. >> And you're so advanced. >> haven't even had a tutor yet. I'm on. Duolingo. >> You're saying it wrong. >> Duolingo. What are you doing? Hey, you're going to get us copyrighted. >> I'm not. It's my own audio. >> Oh. No, it wasn't. You were playing the. piano. No. >> I do play the piano. >> No, no, do you play the piano? I don't. think you do. >> She does play the piano. You haven't. seen her videos?
>> Uh. >> Oh, no, because he doesn't follow me. >> Oh, that's right. >> Yeah, we we discovered that before. >> Yeah, before Right away. He doesn't. follow me. >> Yeah, right before we started the pod, neither one of them follow each other. >> No, I realized that because. because I I real- like I realized it. because when you I followed you and. about two years ago when I came over to. the house for the for the first time. they're like. "Do you follow Maverick?" And I'm like, "No." And then they're like, "You should. follow him." So I followed him and then. I realized that he unfollowed me so I. unfollowed him. >> I didn't unfollow you. I don't unfollow. people. >> Yes, you did. And. >> Well, do you and Kenzie follow each.
other? >> Me and Mav? >> No. What? I would hope so. No, you and. Harper and Kenzie. Do you guys follow. each other? >> Let me check. >> I don't even know if I follow Mav. >> Oh my gosh. >> Are you talking about on Instagram? >> Yeah, I do have her. >> On Instagram, I I do follow you. >> No, on TikTok. >> On TikTok, yeah, we have each other. followed. >> All both of you? >> Yeah. I swear. >> I don't know why anybody here would not. follow anybody. That's a really weird. thing. >> Mav and Harper. >> I don't think about following people. I. see They pop up on my for you page. I'm. like, "Oh, cool." And that's it. >> Well,
>> there was a a video that I saw. uh of Chappell Roan. >> Oh. That lady. >> Chappell who? Chappell Roan. >> She performed at our last stop. >> Yeah. >> Actually, no, she it got sold out. because she's so famous. >> Oh, she's very famous then. Yeah. >> Not anymore. Let's see if her follower count has gone. down. >> Wait, her She's losing followers? >> She should be. >> Who? >> What? >> I don't even How do you say her name? >> Chappell Roan? >> Chappell Roan. >> The Pink Pony Club girl.
>> web. >> Oh, I know that song. >> Yeah. >> Pink Pony Club. >> Yeah, what about her? >> She's so famous. >> getting canceled? Why? >> Uh she's not canceled. She's not getting. canceled. >> No. No. She beat someone up, I think, or. something. >> Beat someone up? >> No, she's just rude. >> I don't know. I saw a TikTok of some. dude that was like, "I just met Chappell. Roan." And he had like a fake black eye. Yeah. Why did he do that if she's not. hitting people? >> Wait, hold on. >> No, because she's she's spicy when. people come up to her. Look, in this. video, this guy does not even This guy.
is a fan. He's asking for a signature. He doesn't even speak English, and she. pulls her phone out, and she's like, "This guy will not leave me alone." I. mean, what a creep. And then he's like, like speaking Spanish. "Signature?" And. then she's like, "Get away." She's like, and then she like turns her flashlight. on, and like puts it in his face, and. she's like, "Oh my gosh, look at him. Look at him. Disgusting. And then she. just walks away. He's just a fan that. wanted a signature. >> That's so mean. >> But wait, didn't he apologize? >> No. >> I don't care if he apologizes, Logan.
>> No. >> No, everybody makes mistakes. >> That's not a mistake. That's not an. accident. >> That's really rude. You're just like a. sucky person. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> And then the main thing. >> you we've all done things. Okay, say I. slap a grandma and then I say, "I'm. sorry." A grandma. Yeah, but I'm saying. we've all done things even in. >> We have. >> I didn't have a road rage problem. That. probably wouldn't have looked good if it. was caught on camera. >> We all have our problems. >> Me and you fought each other in the. airport. That wouldn't have looked good. on camera. I wish I got that on camera. >> ever Have y'all ever like been mean to. somebody who's like, "Can I get a" Or.
well. >> Uh have y'all ever had someone block. your camera with their feet? Highly. disrespectful. >> Um. >> Look at how our toes are like split in. our socks like flip-flops. >> No, I don't I'm not I don't think I've. ever been mean to somebody that's out. wanted a picture. >> Well, no. Like okay. >> No, not one. Harper has. >> What did I do? >> I saw a Tik Tok and somebody said, "POV. when Harper's in public just told you no. to a photo.". >> Sorry, I'm at a cheer competition and I. am working to I Sorry, I'm at a cheer.
competition. No, at the competition. No, no. >> Directions unclear. >> Everybody's doing the same thing at. cheer competitions. They want their team. to win. They want to be focused in on. the team not And I don't want my team to. be annoyed with me when people are like, "Harper, Harper, Harper." Because I. don't want people to be mad at me. >> think that's what he's talking about. He's talking about those rude guys. >> Me? >> Whenever you're at the beach. >> What? >> Yeah, that. >> Is that the video you're talking about? >> No, it was it was two girls at a cheer. competition. >> Uh. Well, like that, but also the guys in. Seaside like Seaside was just a whole. ordeal. Like. >> Wait, what happened?
>> Seaside? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Oh my like too much. It was it was. terrible. >> Harper, I was literally taken back by. your Snapchat story. Somebody asked, "What's your favorite place you've ever. traveled to?" You literally traveled. like all over the world this year and. you said Seaside was your favorite place. you'd have been to. >> just. >> Seaside. >> you just said it went horrible. >> Well, I like the beach. Like I love the. beach and I love Hawaii and stuff like. that. But, um it just it was it was not. good. It was it was a terrible. >> I understand if like like also we only. see a small clip of whatever the Chapel.
Row thing is. That guy could have been. like low-key like. >> Sure. Maybe that clip. But all of the other clips have you seen. all the other five. >> There's a lot of clips of her being. mean. >> Like the latest thing is. >> Chappell, I'm trying to defend you here. >> No. >> Why are you defending her? >> No. >> I don't know. There's two sides to every. story. >> You're being on offense when somebody's. on the offense. >> No, the latest thing is this 12-year-old. girl is sitting down at breakfast with. her mom at a hotel and she sees Chappell. Roan and instead of going directly to. Chappell Roan she like just walks. around, make sure it's her, she comes.
back to her mom, she's like, "Oh, it's. Chappell Roan." Didn't talk to Chappell. at all, didn't say or do anything. She. just literally glanced in her direction. and then came back and Chappell Roan. sent her security guard and was like. pointing his finger at the little girl's. mom and was like, "You need to raise. your child better and teach her respect. and blah blah blah blah blah blah.". >> She can't just walk up to people. >> Yeah. >> Chappell goes and it was the little girl. who noticed her happen to be. uh the daughter of um a famous soccer. player. And so the dad goes on Instagram.
and he tells uh like his Instagram story. how his wife and daughter just had this. horrible experience with Chappell Roan. and it like went viral. But then she. comes out and she posts a story on her. Instagram story and she's like, "That. wasn't even my security guard. He just. worked for the hotel." And like said. that it was. >> And then the mom of the little girl came. back and was like, "How come he was. standing right next to you for like 30. minutes? What do you mean it's not your. security guard?" But even if it's not. your security guard, you can say sorry.
>> Well, you you can also you can also go. tell like if if somebody like went and. scolded one of our fans in front of us, I think we'd all be like, "No. Like she didn't do anything wrong.". >> Another thing is like I like I. understand when it's awkward with when. people are staring at you like that. But it comes with the job. If it's a. little kid like. >> No, it comes with the job. Like. unfortunately, if you're going to be. somebody that lives in the spotlight. like that, like you're going to be. noticed in public. You either need to. quit what you're doing or just never. leave your house. >> find other ways to get around. Like.
there's there's other ways that like The. Rock and these people get around and do. things. And yeah, it's probably. inconvenient sometimes. >> I don't really know how they get around. to be honest. >> Like how does The Rock get around? >> He probably has people go get his. groceries or like that. >> underground like highways under LA? [laughter]. Yeah, I'm just like if you were The. Rock, how do you ever go anywhere? >> I mean, you just like can't. You go with. highly tinted windows and you're like in. and out. Like like I think I saw a Mr. Beast clip. He was like, "I can't be if.
I'm going to Walmart, I have to run in. and run out." He's like, "If people want. to take pictures, they have to take. pictures with me while I'm walking." Cuz. if he's there for more than like 20. minutes, everyone on Snapchat finds out and. everything and it's just a mob at. Walmart. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, "Damn.". >> That's insane. >> Yeah. But luckily, we don't have to deal. with that problem. >> I did No, I did have to tell somebody. one time I was about to miss our flight. and I'm literally like sprinting through. the airport. Like I was running and. these these kids come up to me and. they're like, "Can we get a Can we get a. picture?" And I'm like literally I'm. still running. I'm like, "Yeah, but I'm.
late for my flight. If you can take it. right now, that'd be great." And they. literally just took it. >> [laughter]. >> Because I'm not even And then I got. there. I was like they were about to. close the gate. Like I all I actually. think if I would have stopped and taken. a picture, they would have closed the. door and I wouldn't have made it. So it. was a good choice on my part. But I was. still nice about it. Like I wasn't like. I didn't spit in their face and say no. >> Yeah, wait. So did she like spit around. like spit on someone or hit them? >> No, she didn't spit on him. >> Or on the street. >> There is one clip of her where she's. like walking out on the red carpet to. take pictures and this girl like leans.
in to talk to her and from one person's. perspective, it looks like she like. shoves her off of them. But I saw a. different camera view where she like. Chapelle like leaned in and then just. like propped herself back up and walked. away, but from the other person's point. of view it looked like she shoved her. >> There was a She also is like. I'm pretty sure it's like a thing she's. known for is when she's on red carpets. She's so mean to the paparazzi. >> like the paparazzi at all. >> And it's weird, but the whole point of. the red carpet. >> She shows up naked to a event and she.
doesn't She doesn't think that the. spotlight's going to be on her. Obviously, it's going to be on you if. you show up half naked to an event. >> Yeah, why don't you show up naked then? >> [laughter]. >> I'm going to try that. >> She Yeah, but she like. >> I wouldn't show up naked to that. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. Like holding her. >> seen What's the one clip? There's like I. can't even remember. Um but there's like. one clip where she like yells at a. paparazzi on the red carpet. >> up. You shut up. >> They were like. >> They were Chapelle over here. >> They were like over here, over here and. she turned around. She's like, "You shut. the up." And she was like, "Yeah.". >> Like okay, I'll be honest. Is Chaperrone.
even like she don't Like there's. paparazzi at the red carpet. >> Yeah, but she ain't even like Is she. that popping? Like does she even get. paparazzi outside? Is she like. >> Oh my gosh. That gets me onto another. thing. I completely forgot about this. >> No, no, like realistically, she can walk. into Walmart and probably walk in and. out and be fine. >> a hoodie and glasses. >> No, no, no. Paparazzi. >> Actually, if she's like a hoodie and. sunglasses. >> No, paparazzi follows people like Justin. Bieber. >> No. >> I mean no, no, she's I mean no, she is. big and I'm sure if she's like walking.
down the street in LA and like a. paparazzi spots her. >> Yes, but Chapelle's not that big. She. probably doesn't have I would assume. >> Like Bieber has people like waiting. outside of his house. Assigned. paparazzi. >> I want to have that like. >> I know there's people assigned to follow. Justin Bieber around. >> Yeah. Like I just want that experience with. that like Hollywood fix page or. whatever. Have y'all ever been on. Hollywood Fix when y'all lived in LA? >> Yes. >> Really? >> Whatever I think it was Hollywood Fix. It was It or maybe not. It was whatever. the guy What was it? >> I think it was Hollywood Fix. >> Chapelle around. >> I just feel bad now because Oh, wait. Tell us whatever you're going to say. What are you going to do? Like views or.
something? What are you going to. look up? >> Me? I was going to Spotify. 33 million. Spotify monthly listeners. >> 33 million Okay, now do Miley Cyrus. It's going to be the same. Miley Yeah, it's going to be the It's going to be I. I guess. >> is way more. Miley Miley's 58, so almost. double. >> Yes, Chappell Roan. Oh my. >> Oh, she's talking about the Hannah. Montana too. >> upset for no reason. I have no right to. be upset, but I was so upset. I loved. Hannah Montana growing up. So, of course. I watched the Hannah Montana doc Hannah.
Montana documentary that just came out. And Chappell sits there. First of all, wait, why is Chappell Roan on the Hannah. Montana. >> Is it good? Like, what what's it about? >> a. It was like a 20th anniversary or. something, so it was like a. >> it like give inside info about anything. or just like. >> Uh kind of. It's just It's just Miley's. perspective of like. >> during it, so. >> I did cry. >> She cried. We're on the airplane. I look. over at her. It's coming on and it's. like the. the best of both worlds. She's like. dancing in her airplane seat. And then. like 20 minutes later I look over and. she's just.
>> Wait, is it like Wait, what do you mean. it's sad? Like, is it like about like. Did she like get abused on set or. something? No, no, it was sad like happy. tears sad. Like, oh my gosh, she's grown. so much. And it. >> Kenzie doesn't cry, so to see her crying. in public over. >> just so nostalgic cuz it makes you think. back to like I was only six. now. And yes, yeah. I never cry, so you. know it had to be good. But I'm 26 now. and it reminded me of when I was 12 and. I was like, wow, this is so sweet. But. anyways, it's not the point. Why the. freak is Chappell Roan ruining the. Hannah Montana documentary series? She.
She sits there and looks Miley in the. face. >> She's like interviewing Miley. For some. For some reason like she had been picked. as the like person to interview her. >> No, no, no, that that's um Alex Cooper. >> Alex Cooper. >> Which is even that makes more sense. because Alex Cooper is an actual. interviewer. >> Yes. But so Chappell Roan's sitting. there. She looks Miley in the face and. she says, you walked so I could run. And. I was like, wait, >> What does that mean? >> She's basically saying like Hannah. Montana did all the like little things. >> the way for me. >> Yeah, so I can be bigger than you. Thank.
you so much." And I was like, >> Excuse me? >> confused. Wait, what did Miley say back? >> She It was kind of an awkward. conversation. >> "Oh, haha.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Um, but do y'all ever have people that. like just film you and you and you want. to like. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. But I just I just acknowledge. it. Like when when I see Dang, I don't. know if y'all can hear that, but our. lawn's getting mowed right now and it's. loud. >> Our lawn was so bad. We should have. taken a picture. >> It was terrible. >> But when I when I see someone like just. video me for like especially if it's an.
extended period of time and I'm just. like eating or something, I just look. over at them and I'm like, And then and then and then. >> just say? >> No, I'm telling you, if you do that, they always they're always like Like. this is them, they're like, And then. they're like, >> I know, no, no. Okay, >> [laughter]. >> And you look at me, you're like, >> No, last night I was at In-N-Out and. this like big girl or. group of girls came in and this big girl. headed in. >> this big [laughter] girl came in. Like a. big group of them, too. >> No, this big group of girls came in and.
you know they're they're always like, And then and then they get on their. phones, go on Snapchat, and then they. start recording me, and then I look. over, and then and then they all they're. all like, And then and then all and then. the other day this girl started pointing. at me. and I looked at her and then she started. pointing in the other direction acting. like she wasn't looking at. >> [laughter]. >> I was like, >> Shooting star, wow. >> I was like, "Wait, what are you pointing. at?" And I just like looked at her like. that. >> That's funny. >> I don't know. It It's all. >> a favorite. >> My favorite this one.
I was this mom. was like her I guess her daughter said. something or something and they were. nervous to come up to me. So her mom. hits one of these. and is holding her phone right there. >> Oh my god. >> Except she has her flash on. >> Yes, yes. >> And so she's sitting there just like. this just like like right next to me. I'm I'm where Harper is and she's just. like literally flash on just. >> Oh my. >> [laughter]. >> So she was flashing you. >> And I look at her and I'm like, "Your your flash is. >> [laughter]. >> And she's like Oh, oh, my my flashlight my flashlight.
No, one time that happened to me, too, but the person was faking a phone call. So, the flash was just on their phone. like this, and then they turned their. head, they were like. I know. It I was like, what the. And you know what my other favorite. thing is? Is when somebody they like. keep their calm. Like when they uh. someone wants to take a picture with. you, and they're like, "Can I have a. picture with you?" And then you're like, "Yeah." And there's normally like three. or four of them, and they're like girls, and then they're then the second you. take the picture and like the second you. turn your back and they're. and they're about 18 in away from you,
and they go. >> [screaming]. >> I can't Do you think I'm deaf? What if I. turn around? I don't really care. No, I. think it's funny. I'm like, "Oh, yeah, nice to meet you. All right, bye." Oh, boom. I love it. >> What's it called? Right like right when you like walk not. right when you walk in the room, like. right when they notice you, they're like. Like they like start like. >> [laughter]. >> And then they I like they don't see you, and then they take out their phone and. start recording. And then 10 seconds. later they come and get a photo. >> Hey, but the good thing about what.
Charli did do is think, if she really. didn't like taking pictures with people. ain't nobody walking up and asking. [laughter] her for a picture now. No, if I saw her probably I'd be like. Uh not me. I think that'd make me want. one more. I'd be like, "Charli! Charli! Wait, don't punch me. Hold on, wait, can. I just get a selfie real quick?" Wait, be real quick. >> I'm going to be like, "Wait, don't hurt. me, but can I get a photo?". >> That would be so funny. If you ever see. her like on the red carpet, you should. do that. >> [laughter]. >> If I like be a big singer one day Oh my. gosh. >> That would be hilarious. >> I'd actually have controversy on me if I.
do that, but. >> That'd be hilarious. >> People would love you for it, I think. >> Kind of off topic, but Mav was just. talking about the mom taking a picture. of him. Mav. I I think you should share what happened. to you. >> gosh. >> Wait, what happened to you? >> meet and greet line. >> Oh, yeah, I haven't told everyone. I. haven't told. I haven't even told Kenzie. I haven't even told you. Okay. >> Wait. >> something that should be actually. shared? >> Uh oh, yeah. >> Oh, it's I mean yeah. >> I told Cash. And then Cash told Kade, I guess. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> I heard I was there when you said it.
>> Hey, this person's going to know what. you're talking about. >> Hey, I don't know. If if you know it's. you, then that's you're weird. Then. don't worry. I love you, okay? >> [laughter]. >> So, there we're we're in a meet and. greet line. And or people we're doing the meet and. greet. I think we're in London. I don't. remember where we were. >> London I don't even know where we were. >> Australia somewhere. Maybe we were in Australia. I think it was Australia. Yes, yes. So, it was in London. Okay. And we're going to the meet and greet, meeting people, and it's like all great.
This mom comes up, and she's like, "I. loved what you said at the end of the. show." Or something or whatever. She's. like talking to me, and like we already. took a picture, and then she's like, "Can I get a picture with you guys?" And. I'm like, "Yeah." So, we're like, "Okay.". So, her daughter comes back in, and then. we go to take a group picture, which is. fine. But, when her mom goes to take a picture. with me, she I'm not kidding. Like kind of has. her hand on my back, and then it just. moves down. >> Uh-oh. >> to my butt. And I'm sitting there, and.
I'm like, >> Jeez. >> You just took it like a good boy? >> Jeez. And then. >> Like before we leave, no. No, before we leave, I swear she would. did like a little like. Like it wasn't like a It was like a. spank you. It was a spank. [laughter]. >> You got spanked. >> You got rage mated or what? >> No, it happened. I'm serious. >> You would have told me right that. second. >> I literally I literally stood there like. this. I was like, >> He did. >> He did. And I and I just slowly turned. to Cash. I was like, She just She just grabbed my butt. >> [laughter].
>> I guess he was like, "What?" I was like, "The mom The mom just grabbed my butt.". >> That is not. >> I can't believe she spanked you, and you. just took it. It wasn't like a spank. It. was like a squeeze, pat, push thing. >> Oh, wow. What the. >> Squeeze, pat, push. And then Cash, and. then push. And then Cash, and then. >> Yeah, I don't know no one else in life. is married. >> There was another fan like jumping in to. take a picture so like I couldn't be. like. >> Make a deep. >> Hey everyone, that lady just grabbed my.
butt. I couldn't do that. But. >> She assaulted you. >> Assaulted? >> Yes, that's an assault. Fans have. assaulted you. >> No, it was maybe going to move. >> Yes, she made it move. >> I don't know if I consider it assault. >> Regardless of if you were married or. not, that is wrong. >> And they showed they they already saw. y'all dancing on stage so that's just. messed up. >> Yes, it was wrong. And I'd like a written apology. >> [laughter]. >> That's crazy. >> Not that anybody else has experienced. this in life besides maybe Kinsey, but.
Um, if you have ever grabbed Mav's butt. >> What? >> Well, I guess [laughter] me, Kinsey, and. the and the mom. >> Dude, don't don't talk about how you. grabbed my butt right now. >> No, I will. There's there's nothing. there. I'm not kidding. Nothing. You. grab jeans. >> is a. a stick. >> It's a literally a stick. >> Cash, you are also a 2x4. >> No, I Yeah, but Mav's Mav's like a 2x2. >> He's like he's like a 2x8. >> I'm telling you [laughter]. way more booty than Mav got I got. I'll. tell you that right now. >> Um. >> There's nothing on him. >> Hey, we're not going to talk about my.
butt. That's what we're not going to do. >> All the moms on the meet and greet line. are always so obsessed with you. >> like show us what she does? >> before. We've done this before. Uh what. were you saying? >> All the moms on the. >> I. >> What did Cash just say? >> I said, can you turn around and have. Kinsey show us or I will show. Turn around and I'll show you I'll show. you. >> showing my butt to the camera. >> the fans what the mom did to you. No, we got to we got to show them, man. >> The verbal image I gave was enough. I. think that was good. >> I'll show them the squeeze pat push. >> [laughter]. >> No. No. >> I'll show them squeeze, push, pat.
>> No, squeeze pat push. >> Pat push. Squeeze pat push. I'll show it. to them. >> Wait, we should try that thing where you. eat you have a Pringles can and you fill. it up with chocolate and then you cut. it. >> What? >> What is that? You haven't seen that? >> Oh, wait. >> But we do have a Pringles can downstairs. with chocolate in it. I don't know why. >> [laughter]. >> Wait, what? >> We have that downstairs. With chocolate. in it. >> Someone is Yeah, someone's producing a. video. It might be ready. >> Wait, is that it right there? >> No, no, no. We were We were getting We. were filming it for a short. I filmed. the first half earlier. >> You already did it?
>> Well, I filmed me pouring it in and now. it's frozen. It's probably frozen now. >> Wait, so you already did the whole. trend? >> But I didn't have to cut it in half. >> Why? >> Cuz I don't know if it's frozen yet. I. did it today. Can we cut it in half now? >> I mean, we could, but Payb's going to be. real mad that it's short. >> fine. >> Let's cut it in half now. Yeah. Uh. >> Payb! >> Payb's gone. >> Why did you do it like that? >> should go get that. >> I can. >> Alex, can you go get the Pringles can? >> I can. >> [laughter]. >> All right. Anyway, what. >> I'd be more than happy to.
>> But wait, what's supposed to happen in. it? >> Well, what was supposed to happen was. when she grabbed my butt, I was supposed. to go chaparone. >> No! >> But I didn't No, no, no. >> Why are you still thinking about that? >> Yeah. Dude, did you jerk off about it? >> You should have though. You should have. said something. >> Should have said something? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you should have been like, "Ooh, I. like that." Or something. Like. >> No, you should have grabbed your hand. and been like, "Sorry, that's. unacceptable.". >> And then put it on my hand. >> I'm sorry. It's the first time for me. I. didn't know. >> [laughter]. >> I feel like if somebody grabbed Kenzie's. butt at the meet and greet, she would. "Sorry, that's unacceptable." I think. I'd lose it.
>> Uh if a man touched me, I would grab his. arm and look him in the face. >> No! >> You hit them as hard as humanly. possible. >> Yes. >> You don't You don't You don't You don't. hit them respectfully. >> You don't respectfully remove their hand. and say, "I'm sorry, that's. unacceptable." You hit them. >> They'll be embarrassed. >> No, you hit them hard. >> Yeah, they're they're embarrassed, too. When someone grabs you and you slap them. in front of a group of a hundred and. something people in a meet and greet. line, they're going to be embarrassed. that they just got hit for grabbing your. touch. >> If this is your first time watching, we. don't promote violence. I do. Okay,
sometimes some people do. >> [laughter]. >> I have such a bad story, but I think. it's for a thumbnail, honestly, because. it's that bad. >> Is that bad? What's the title of the. story? >> the. >> Yeah. >> The seaside thing? >> Yeah. >> Is it a title? >> It was pretty bad. >> I don't think I need to say anything, and I saw my church yesterday, too. I. don't think I need to say anything, and. I saw my church yesterday, too. >> What? >> like, "You better be at church.". >> They were from Wait, they were from. here? >> Yeah. >> Wait, hold on. Yeah. >> it worse. >> Y'all are saying too much. I don't know. anything. >> Yeah. Okay. >> No, save it for another time. >> talk about it next episode. >> like so bad. >> Hey, what do we need to cut the Pringle.
can in half? >> I have a I have a chainsaw. >> Like a hot No, no, no. Isn't it supposed. to be like one of the really, really hot. knives so it just slices through or. something? >> No, it's supposed to be Let me show you. Let me get it. Y'all talk about. something while I. >> Pape's actually going to be so mad that. you guys are ruining the shorts. >> We're probably not. >> So, Wait, wait, the Pringle can's coming. >> Oh. >> Ooh, that Wait, give me give me give me. give me give me give me give me. Oh, wow. You want to do it? Look. >> I want to do it. Give me here. >> You're going to get wet chips in it. >> I I I I I want to do it. >> We're going to pop up a TikTok of what. it should look like.
>> Like this. Like and you cut it like. that. >> Oh, you leave the Pringles in it. >> Yes. >> They're already in there. >> Look. >> Oh. >> Pape, I think he's here right now. >> Pape's walking in right now. >> You put it in the freezer, and then you. peel it off like that. >> Oh. >> you cut it into slices for everybody. >> Uh can you eat it? >> Oh. >> Wow. Wait, Pape. >> Can I cut it? >> Uh I'd come up here. Just come up here, man. >> don't you Don't you open up the thing. >> just walked in the door. Is someone's doing something? >> hurry.
>> ready. It's not ready. >> Wait, is it Is it not? >> It's wet. >> I think it's ready. >> No, it's just cold. >> Yeah, it's ready. >> Like this? >> Okay, just Just do it, Mad. >> Oh, no. Wait, Mad, don't. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, [screaming]. no, no, no. >> What? >> What? >> He's cutting it wrong. >> You're cutting all the Pringles. You're cutting all the Pringles in half. >> No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to cut the can. >> Woah. >> You're going to crush it. >> want Watch the knife. >> I understand now. We take the can off.
>> He's ruining your own short. This was. his idea. >> Hey Paityn, how do you feel about this? >> I don't feel good about. >> [laughter]. >> No, honestly it doesn't look good. >> I don't think anyone's going to want to. eat these Pringles now. >> Yeah Madi, you're literally putting them. Yo Madi, stop. You're ruining everything. You literally. ruin. everything. >> Oh, this is not. >> This is not. >> I told you guys it wasn't. >> Kate was right. >> I literally said it's not frozen and you. guys. I tried to save your short. Harper, don't stick your finger in. there. >> I love chocolate covered Pringles.
They're so good. >> Take this. Give it to Paityn. >> Oh, that does not look good. >> This is the heaviest. This is the heaviest can of Pringles. I've ever had. Here Paityn. >> You can have it. >> to hold it. >> Why would he want it now? >> I just wait, I want to see how heavy it. is. That looks so. >> Wait, what is it? Nutella? >> It's chocolate. >> Reese Hershey's. >> Chocolate. >> Give me a bite. Give me a bite Kate. >> Why the freak. >> Oh wow. Your white shirt's going to be.
ruined. Give me a bite. Put a bite in my. mouth. Come on, give me that. >> Y'all didn't do it right. But I can tell the rage on his face. >> get this off my finger? That's kind of good. Are you sure that's safe? >> Salty but chocolatey. >> What is it? >> Hey, give me some. >> I I'm trying to get me one. >> Man, I felt like a child but I liked. >> Where's the knife? >> One. Two. >> I don't know that's going to be a mess. >> You got it. It's fine. >> Three. No. This is so heavy and gross.
It's like so messy. >> No, I can't. >> Why? >> All right guys, well thank you so much. for watching this episode. I don't want. to eat that anymore. We'll see y'all. next time. [laughter].
