Cash Ruined My Wedding!
well we uh told the audience in I. believe the last episode that we would. uh talk about the best man speech and. some people in this room do not want the. best man speech to be posted in the best. man speech I kissed Kinsey's grandma and. man when I brought up the joke about my. mom and dad man that part might have. ruined the wedding that actually might. have ruined the wedding wait did I ruin. the. [Music]. wedding yo what's up guys welcome back. to another episode absolutely nobody is. ready for this episode Kinsey is editing. a Tik Tok Kate is eating.
a freaking sandwich that she just lost. her nail how's your sandwich I wish I. could knit right now it's okay but I. literally guys my fingernail fell off. somewhere and I don't know where it is. and it's in my sandwich I don't why are. you still eating it that's just like B. and I also since I'm on the diet I can't. eat a bun so I'm literally just holding. a chicken breast lettuce and bacon in my. hand well darling you're just nailing it. she said she said bre that's what I was. going to say I said breast said I'm just.
holding the chicken breast well in my. hand it's kind of. crazy chicken booby o Dude I need. chickens have those I'm confused. apparently they have lots of breasts but. I ain't never seen a chicken breast they. have two breasts cuz one time I had a. whole chicken breast but that means I. had two chickens where the heck is the. breast on a chicken man like I ain't. never seen a chicken walking around with. like I think it's like their like. shoulders to their like Achilles okay. I'm not even. joking oh so it's just their whole body. man I'm I like like being so serious off.
camera I do not know where my nail is in. this sandwich why do we say that off. camera because like I sometimes we're. still on camera like we're so over. dramatic sometimes but like in real life. and like all realness my nail is. somewhere and I don't know where it is. like this is also real. life we're living in the future we're. living in the future right now like. waited like five minutes to start do you. ever when you watch the podcast back. you're like ew why did I say that why. did I make that I yeah you two probably.
think about I figured you did that a lot. yeah what uh yeah so uh I figured you. would do that a lot because you do this. I'm just a baby I'm a man no I I. self-reflect sometimes but not like that. okay I don't think I've ever watched the. podcast back and been like man I should. not have said or done that really about. like two a couple episodes ago actually. may not be a couple episodes ago but. this episode went out the other day and. we had to cut like 15 minutes of it. because you kept doing things that were. inappropriate hey I never saw it I never.
saw it so therefore I've never watched. myself and been like I've never seen a. clip on Tik Tok and been like oh why did. I do that I know I'm going to be. regretting this like I'm literally. absolutely demolishing a Chick-fil-A. chicken breast and bacon and but you're. eating it demurely K is demolishing not. it is very demure not not the part where. you lost your nail but everything else. oh no right next to the ranch oh that's. kind of disgusting like I'm kind of. freaked out by that $15 if you eat it. her nail yeah oh oh it's got chicken. juice on it so.
$5 okay man put your mou eat the. nail thinking about it you want ranch on. it no I don't if you put Ranch on it I'm. not going to eat it okay this episode is. looking at it it's stuck to my finger oh. there's like old nail like plaque that. was in between her fingernails and her. nail on would you rather eat this she. really gave you a lot to chew on there. there's like ear wax stuff in there. would you rather eat this look look look. in between my nails would you rather eat. this har and Harper.
like she dug through some dog poop or. something on that thing it's pain guys. her pooping scooping business is still. active Sorry by the way oh no I don't I. actually quit you closed down business I. had to I uh. Co I got all the small businesses around. here it really hurt our gosh okay I'm. ready to start the episode now oh thanks. oh well since we're starting the episode. uh I think it's only appropriate that we. take this thingy out here oh we got so. many CRS yeah get that thing out here. dude I got crumbs all over kins you see.
it I'm sorry I was just trying to. respect your chicken sandwich you some. out with the old out with the old out. with the old we should throw it over the. stairway SK of gr hello SK of blue what. are we see dip in the. [Music]. pool lyrics excuse. me TV.
yeah yeah that's right did you just hit. it no I I would never hit that one is. much skinnier than that one well that's. because this TV is like literally from. like 2005 permission anytime TV nothing. did you. ever anytime you feel that come upon you. I will take my act on destroying our set. no guys this is big news we have your TV. cash you're going to break it tap the. back so be careful with it I bolted it. on here yeah no cash cash not figure out.
the hardware so he duct taped it hey but. you did a good job yes I did I did. decorate this right here but the rest is. bed looks great like look stop going. nowhere I'm real worried it is though. you realize we just spent like $200 for. a TV and you're about to break it and. we're breaking it did you not even see. the boat we were about to spend another. $200 look at the boat oh it looks great. can you put it down now Kate did you. ever one of those box TVs absolutely are. you kidding me good have you ever seen.
one I need to you never seen a box TV do. you guys remember those like giant like. box projector TVs they had a projector. item uh is that what we're talking about. do you think I'm talking like the big. ones the big ones the big TV like sticks. out to here no no no I'm talking to ones. that are like this thick and they're. like this tall no and like okay like. five six feet wide we're really kind of. showing I don't know what you're talking. about can somebody help me here bro. you're so helped you're going to bre the. new TV oh my my.
gosh are you hey you got the dinosaur to. work I heard. it are you okay yeah what did he mean to. do that no I. got fre me hold on hold on guys there. you. go mck didn't tape that very good me you. just took credit for it so it's you now. I took credit before it broke no don't. break our teeth bab we just got that I'm.
scared he's like going to shove it on me. no it's good are you sure I don't want. it to break you ever karate kick the TV. yeah I can karate kick the TV well. there's two TVs here one's brand new and. one's already broken so if you're going. to Kate KCK one pick the right one no. don't is it on yes yeah it is. yeah really it is the red light came on. it's not on anymore have the remote why.
are we letting the most unhandy man here. do this yeah give it to one of the girls. stop Harper move you're about Crush. Harper with the flat screen is it. actually on it's on yes it is it was on. the first time hey sometimes you it's. not cash cash you have to talk to it. very like soft and soothing if you want. to turn it on. oh turn on yeah rub it just like that. it'll turn on am I turning it off don't. rub the you're turning it on I think oh. oh my God.
that TV is definitely turned on it's. turned off actually it turn on where's. the. remote TV is bigger than the old one yes. because we had a bigger budget when we. bought it yeah what we got an oversized. TV and it's going to fall something. y'all going to blame me it ain't. oversized no that TV will what are you. talking. guys wow wow she's so smart she's so. strong she's so so intelligent bro cash.
does not deserve you what wow like why. finger dude yeah cash is Harper there we. go I just got it fixed I don't. understand why cash felt the need to put. the TV like halfway on the TV stand and. walk. away there we go well it's not the Apple. TV so you can't pop the logo up I'm. scared he's going to drop it on me or. something we could react to our YouTube. videos oh we could watch LOL podcast and. if you you go to Spotify and vote us oh.
yeah oh we haven't said that in a while. actually you guys out there um we're. trying to become the number one spot. podcast on Spotify and it's never. happened yeah we've only gotten until. like number three so never happened if. you guys could go we've been close we've. been kind of close yeah if you guys. could uh just go follow us on Spotify. and maybe like give us five stars in. there that'd be huge also maybe like go. take your mom's phone follow us yes huge. go take your cousin's phone and follow. us not just follow us but you know like. put all those phones on like put it on.
play and just leave them on maybe even. like make new emails to follow us hide. the phone so that it never stops and no. one ever finds their phone again and. it's just constantly playing on if your. data plan is about to run out I don't. care hey okay our new club video looks. like it's doing decent hey and I thought. this one was going to flop it's doing. pretty good you guys should go watch our. new club video you like that thumbnail. creative yeah but testing testing. internet products that shouldn't exist. when Maverick. cried uh big and in your face you.
spelled the title wrong what I spelled. something wrong oh no testing internet. products that shouldn't exist he said. the shouldn't exists the shouldn't ex I. didn't want to put a the here internet. he's an idiot okay so testing internet. products these shouldn't exist. oh oh man I got to retitle that dude we. couldn't plan this cash never messes up. the title and yet he did he now it's. live in the episode you we got.
redand testing internet products these. shouldn't ex man crap's sitting there. too like no no I didn't want to put the. internet I thought you were saying. testing the internet products I was like. no I didn't want that he thought we were. all so dumb guys I feel like I was not. mentally prepared for this episode since. they started mid sandwich how do you. mentally prepare there's my boo thing. put my lip stuff back on Ben. asler Ben hey Ben's a good good man good. man har love with Ben no okay Harper.
likes Ben let's go to Ben no no yes. there he is wow everybody everybody. comment on Ben's thing to come onast why. are you naked in this oh Ben looks so. hey everybody should tell Ben to come on. the podcast though yeah fun fact uh cam. is cute I can tell you that cam is. pretty cute Harper like like cam can. come too fun fact uh we've asked him to. come on he didn't come on uh we've asked. uh him to come on he's never came on um. we've asked this guy to come on he's. never came on.
come on huh now you're saying they're. not here they all said they would most. of them but uh still not here maybe go. comment and give them a push of. encouragement let's see who else we've. asked to come on our show uh I've asked. FaZe rug he left me on red no he did it. no not or I mean like deliver whatever. it is oh my God uh he's on our show what. about the royalty family nope uh I think. we might have asked Pearson I don't know. uh Mr Beast I de him no reply. uh let's see who else Sam and Kobe I.
asked so pretty much I've asked every. YouTuber to come on our show Australia. if you like another YouTuber comment on. their stuff come on the LOL podcast. it'll be a great episode yeah we we just. don't know who to invite because. everyone ghosts us because our podcast. is like kind of an underground podcast. not that under. look what why are we like reviewing our. own episodes live like guys this is. hello we look so self-centered watching. our own podcast episodes on our podcast.
hey I don't have the TV works I our. episode wait whenever this one comes out. we should watch ourselves watching. ourselves watching the. podcast watch ourselves watching our. wait hold on and it would never. ever every episode we watch ourselves. watch ourselves watch ourselves and. watch watch ourselves I'm getting a. phone call that sandwich made me feel. kind of nauseous it's kind of queasy. look at that look at that old dingy set. oh we got a new TV and a new painting. and a hole in the wall still still got.
and actually you guys can't see it but. there's three more holes on the other. side of this wall thank you Cat spren. that one I I could really use spr o I. got diet coke coke my. leg what are you wh what are you guys. Whispering. about Secrets secret the blue couch. always Whispers And it's so rude. honestly I mean like.
guys what what the what. sorry fine I'll just. whisper guys you guys should unfollow. all all right we can go back to talk wa. wait I'm I'm whispering you guys should. unfollow all of them and follow me back. liar social medias he's telling them to. unfollow all of us and only follow him. I'm giving out $100,000 you are not you. don't have $100,000 don't have. $100,000 you don't have $100,000 you got. $100,000 you got1 ,000 dinero maybe.
100,000 cash you don't have $100,000 if. you had $100,000 we would not still be. filming in this room and our hole in the. wall would be fixed but you cannot. afford to fix the hole in the wall. therefore you don't have. $100,000 we saved up a six months wages. to get a new TV oh she mad she big mad. follow us please I'll give out $100,000. wor better not say y y'all whisper let. me whisper hey wait I hold on I'm doing. a giveaway oh okay going to give away. either way you don't have the money to.
give away yeah bro going can stoping. thumnail I'm going to cry actually cry. this oh my gosh I why didn't we do that. one I thought I said don't do that one. I'm pretty sure I said don't do that one. I AB tested it and that one's the one. that won really why I'm sorry I told him. not to but apparently he did better I. also said not to cuz I was like that. didn't look anything like Harper Harper. you also just when you sent the pictures. you didn't give us a lot to work with. you're right wait wait you guys hear. that there's a giveaway I'm giving out. $100,000.
do it you can't afford to buy a new TV I. almost hit it out that was pure anger. that just came over me cuz I let you. guys all whisper and now y'all won't let. me get past any more than go okay now. don't EAS drop Play Down. ears okay we're not EAS dropping no. one's listening we can't even hear you. when you whisper you we're just going to. talk about we're just going to actually. do the podcast because that's what we're. okay okay I'm giving out $100,000 worth. it worth or the v-bucks to everybody. that follows me on all platforms and. specifically spy so if you want 100,000.
v-bucks I don't know how much of that is. in real money so I'll have to verify if. I can do that or not um but go follow me. on Spotify we can all hear you you don't. whisper very. whispery what were you guys Whispering. about can you tell us no we can tell you. what we were Whispering about okay tell. us well you first you said you could. tell us well I asked first I told you we. can't tell this was a simple. conversation Harper shirt's kind of. crazy hey K yeah I sent you a photo oh.
what we showing off the shirt now yeah. what are you doing she we on a dress. slaughtering like what gang gang listen. sit down um K I sent you a photo I sent. everyone the. photo what the heck is wrong with your. arm oh like listen we've talked about on. the podcast before like you doing your. little arm thing but in that photo. specifically I'm more freaked out and. crossed out I've ever seen photo your. arm is like. you want to see it what is it is it Kate.
or Kenzie it's me Kate she like. this we're at the wedding and they're. like take a funny picture and like I. don't know what she did with her arm I. was not even trying to do that I was. literally you know what's crazy is they. said take a funny picture so I just put. my arm up but it looked kind of crazy I. was like look at it I was like Yay it's. like a 90° angle the other way my arm's. actually um yeah it's not as good as. yours though I know mine look crazy look. at this thing look at that arm. that thing is oh my gosh it literally is.
kind of crooked crunchy it's like. crunched oh yeah yeah I don't even know. how I couldn't even tell you how I did. it cuz this is the best I can do right. now sorry zoom on Elbow that thing is. disgusting what the heck is that what is. that what's what in your. hand what is it is it a block that. sticks to. anything what dude I've always want have. a block that sticks to first of all what. did you say no is that a Blog that.
sticks to anything I guess so do you. remember TR when they took the pencils. and they just I know how to do it no you. don't yes I oh give me a pencil I know. how to do it give me a pencil right now. wait wait wait what is the trim she can. stick the penc to the wall charger to. you cannot stick a pencil Char there a. I'll get one I'll Char Char there's a. block right there that you need wait. stick that cherry jar to the wall okay. that's give it to me cash what are you. going to do Stick it to the wall stick. wall you try first I can stick it to the.
wall the block stayed stop that's. impressive stuck through the wall no how. do it with a flat surface literally okay. let's see it okay well I need wait let. me see it let me see it like do it to. the wall that way you got it I won't. steal your thunder this way oh all right. let's see it all right can you go H in. my spot no get out of the way cash get. out of the way you remember you have to. keep a 3 puts distant from her at all.
times. what all right this wall might not be. smooth enough but I'll see oh is our. wall not good enough for it it's not. smooth enough that's not that would. never work even if it was smooth I swear. you haven't seen this trend wait and you. don't just use a regular. charger dude I need a pencil or. something no I think what about this way. you're. like they're so dumb to think that would. actually work and the fact that they're. not trying my Strat is crazy the fact. that y'all think that is just going to. slide and stay on the wall like look at.
them look at them how are you I'm going. to go get a pencil this is concerning I. almost this is concerning I almost had. it my Mary coocha Lip lip. plumper your. what wait oh my gosh this is this is. insane this is very concerning that they. think watch that they think it's going. to stick y'all know we're in real life. right we're not in Minecraft no we're on. camera we're on not in real life. according to Cave F dude if I had a. pencil I'd prove yall wrong right this. second no you wouldn't I can do it too.
with pencil what the heck dude I. actually I know of one pencil in this. entire house cuz we only have pens. pillow. fight well that was not a pillow fight. oh W she got. you okay well my lip my marucha didn't. stick and I'm kind of upset cuz I ruined. the packaging what what are you calling. that thing marucha marucha marucha is I. think it's Mary cucha is that how you. say it marucha is it J. maruch Mar I used to say something.
completely different and I think it's a. little inappropriate so I won't say it. oh I think I will say it it was almost. there they're just trying to stab it in. the wall like the other direction which. doesn't work I don't know why no I don't. think that'll work but I'm going to. prove to y'all once I find my pencil cuz. there is one pencil in this house I know. of there is no shot y'all can I don't. even want to keep talking about it this. is just like it's stupid did you find. your pencil hey do it I brought a few. things oh my God okay first of all you. brought a lot of other items this like.
she practically brought glue why you. just bring T dang it I didn't get the. Bendy one the Bendy one is that just a. drink wait use your. mic I brought a tied to go. sck no why are we watching like we. expected aarie something is working oh. we're so. close okay it's got to work I brought a.
battery. what think it's got to go the opposite. direction what are we witnessing oh like. this okay okay okay no got to go like. this I genuinely know W they they all. skipped gravity class what why is not. working oh my. goshy it works I swear it does maybe. it's only School walls no I tell you. it's this bump I tell you. the I tell you wait what you want to try.
to stick me to it yeah not my work. listen there it works wait try it on. this desk on on what desk this one on. the. side oh that's definitely not going to. work no there is a way to make it happen. no there is not it's almost too smooth I. think everyone in public school here can. agree too smooth Alex Alex is shaking. his head yes because it's a thing in. school to do does it work Alex no it. does not work. okay I'm done talking about it oh.
shocker that didn't stick to the wall. either wow it's almost like that doesn't. work hey I got a question can we repaint. this wall soon no she's kind of dirty. it's kind of a waste of waste of paint I. can try something else you can that's. okay sit down listen aside from the. point our Point has been proven what are. you doing what why are. your funny yeah it looks. stump that out of your pants oh take.
that out of your pants why it's just I. don't like it I don't think no no okay. stop. gosh that's crazy that's all I. know I got to tell y'all something well. I want to tell somebody something okay. tell us no you go we got an argument. before this over oh yes freak yeah been. want to talk about this this is freaking. hilarious. man I think he's not tail end was off.
tail no I was talking about the sticky. note. cash is that what you're wanting to talk. about cash hold. on are you okay I mean I'll talk about. the other thing that's what I wasn't. going to talk about I wrote this down. and I wanted to talk about it the sticky. note The Love Letter. [Laughter]. yeah okay that is the opposite of what I. was going to talk about but I guess we. can talk about that first so probably. about a year and a half ago cash I mean.
if we're going to glaze me we can talk. about this all. day cash was oh so sweet and I woke up. he had gone somewhere early that morning. I feel like I'm going to throw up really. yeah from reading the letter it's that. bad do you need grape juice no it's fine. I'm okay don't do that I think that. would make me actually throw up besides. looking at it no I think that I don't. know me remember how great I am yes yes. yes like so. cash cash left me a little note on my my. bathroom mirror one morning when I woke. up yeah and says I love you so much you.
are so beautiful P.S your secret. lover yeah. so yeah you should really see the. handwriting on that we didn't even need. Ro clip for that one. that this is your own handwriting and. everything I'm sitting you're laughing. at your handwriting no it's so I love it. it's so cute. but it looks like a 5-year-old baby. your crazy. how hard she just freaking giggled at my.
letter no I have tears in my eyes yeah. first of all his handwriting isn't much. better oh my handwriting is way better I. good handwriting do you think I'm a good. okay well pass the handwriting what did. you want to say I had always knitting. yeah I've been a knitting never mind. we'll stop there. anys when cash wrote this letter for me. obviously the first thing I noticed was. like the little bit of grammar that was. not right but I never brought it up to. him cuz like it's like such a sweet. little letter don't hold it it's I see.
if the grammar's right it's a delicate. you can look from a distance give give. me give me give me that give me give me. be careful give me that okay give me. that I'm going to get it laminated pass. it around over here after you're done no. we just need to see it I love you so. much exclamation point you are so. beautiful exclamation point P.S there. some statements P.S the. little two dot thingy uh your secret. lover there she beautiful spell WR. that's a tricky word no we're not going.
to break it are you going to break it. I'm so serious if I won't touch it there. okay wow you were like who are those no. I've like had this letter on my mirror. for like over a year and a half and it's. so sweet it makes hold his letter very. near and dear okay I'll give you 50. bucks to rip it in. half so much I cannot read this. handwriting God what do you mean it's. not that I love you so much why is there. fuzz on the top of that that's. disgusting um you are so beautiful P.S.
your secret. lover yeah yeah what's so so. unfortunately for cash let me see it I'm. going to get back to her what you oh if. you rip it that's not um that's not me. block you on everything don't don't rip. it don't rip it don't do that I already. texted Alex don't do that to me let me. see let me see let me see okay so let's. talk about this thing but the thing is. is that he he wrote the sweetest letter. everything's spelled right but he. doesn't know what p s stands for so PS.
um at the end of a letter stands for. please stop and then you add like an. extra note so. like you know not that's not how you. sign your name please stop your secret. admire yeah so no PS means please stop. so it's like baby you don't guys she. doesn't know it means no Kate no. everybody stop you got me down guys. don't be mean to Kate in the comments. because she doesn't know what PS means. okay it means. post it's like post note but I don't.
know what the S stands for postcript. postcript I thought it please stop no no. stand for postcript oh this is a great. episode you're telling me it doesn't. mean please stop wow uh if we had a mic. not I st listen to what I'm about to. say wait that is revolutionary in my. world my ain't no way you Tred to make. fun of me on that that's crazy by way.
it's still incorrect oh please. because it's still means the like post. script or whatever still means like an. extra little note after the fact P it's. not where you would say like you would. have started that with your secret lover. or ended it with you're so beautiful. secret you would say from you not say PS. your secret lover PS means. P.S no. no wait you guys let me like finish bro.
good means like good it means listen. that is such a circular argument like. insane no it means like I'm coming back. later to add on to my note no no it. doesn't you said it in a letter it just. means like it means like also by the way. that's what it means yeah it's like an. extra little not there yeah like not I'm. coming back later to finish my sentence. okay fine fine what did you what was the. way you just worded it also by the way. okay Al by the way that's what we're. going to go with that PS means okay also.
by the way now how am I wrong also. because you ended it with you're also by. the way you're a secret lover it's. postcript it's like if you said also by. the way cash Baker it's like you when. you write a letter you start off with. the postt yes postcript instead of. writing PS wait harb read the definition. there we know we don't care apparently I. was the only one here defition post or. PS so what.
does did you hear that I don't know if. youall heard that in the camera but she. just sounds like right sound a machine. gun has a rice crispy treat when the. milk gets poured in so what does PS. stand for this is an abbreviation that. stands for postcript it comes from the. Latin word post scriptum when translated. this word means written after therefore. therefore okay sorry um therefore it. should become as no surprise that. anything that follows the PS comes after. the rest the letter is already done oh. my gosh oh my gosh I was right out of.
everyone I said it is when you come back. later to write something no Bingo that I. was right it means also by the way same. thingone none of that said to come back. and add on to the letter yes yes it did. you literally just read it great okay. either way M how am I wrong I don't I. still don't understand that's not when. you are when you are introducing. yourself you don't do it at the end in a. postcript you do it at the beginning I. didn't introduce myself I said you're. secret lover it guys sign then you just.
it says your secret lover when you sign. something you don't say PS no I agree I. think you should have said I agree you. should have just said from you put a. little Dash your or love or something. you just put a little Dash oh my gosh I. said PS your secret lover your no is. trash it's trash and you spelled it. wrong it is not it's not spelled wrong. you can literally see it's like faded. like the sticky note is so old that is. not spelled wrong man it is just crazy. every are you going to be okay oh my. gosh it's okay har are you it's I just.
can't believe my mom un like un had un. me and she stopped She like made me. adopt it what and I mean no listen it's. okay. Mom that was such a good prank wait. y'all are all talking and missed the. best part the door starts beep he like. be she goes my mom and she got really. Qui I knew somebody would see it but I. was just like oh God I don't know if.
that prank really worked or not so moral. of the. story I was wrong that's PS does not. mean please stop yeah and also PS do not. end your notes with PS or you will get. made fun of oh speaking of notes I found. another note today what since we're go. we're talking about notes I brought it. and also no one is allowed to touch this. one either so I need to read that one. give me that give me that. no it's the one I told you about earlier.
I found but you didn't read it yet oh. yeah this is kind of crazy where are my. notes math no this isn't from cash no. Kate wrote this note to herself yes I. did sad but when I was in like sixth. grade I was like so cliche I was like I. need a bucket list of things I have to. do before I probably like just finished. watching some movie like you need a. bucket list of things to do probably I. don't even know so here I hold a piece. of notebook paper that was ripped out of. my journal called Caitlyn's cuz I used.
my full name then Caitlyn is your real. name yeah Caitlyn's bucket list to do. before finishing High School no I can't. let's see imagine everyone called you. Caitlyn I know it' be weird a different. I'm glad that everyone like you don't. even know her name is Caitlyn and stuff. because the other day I was filling out. her information and I was like how do. you spell your full name and she got she. was like he didn't know how to spell my. full name k a t e l y n thank you yeah. no one knows oh right k a t y l k a t e. l y n this Oh I thought you didn't say e.
yeah I said. e said E I heard E I said e okay well. would youall like to hear my bucket list. and see if I completed it yeah yes let's. hear let's hear it yeah get a job yeah. no well there goes that failure moving. on no so uh technically I mean I. consider you got to complete this before. you graduated high school finished. before I graduated high school so get a. job I started doing social media yeah I.
guess it counts I was making money in. high school that's all it counts I got a. job go to a concert for sure just. because you're making money doesn't mean. you got a job I got an allowance too no. I got a job from social media duh. anyways go to a concert yeah why is it. crossed out because I remember like I. found this like later and I crossed that. yeah you want to know what my first. concert was yeah fion MTH yeah and I was. a freshman so I could do that yeah yeah. what yeah why are you guys acting like.
that yeah okay yeah meet a celebrity. Yeah well yeah wish that could have. happened I was there when you were in. high school so you aren't a celebrity. wait can you mute. yourself whoa that's cool Kate did you. ever think you're going to be like a. celebrity I'm not so I probably went to. LA though cuz I went to LA when I was in. high school I'm assuming I probably. ended up at some of guys I just hate to. burst all the Y's bubbles but if we were. celebrities.
this TV would work that but also if we. were celebrities um hold on stand by. stand. by stand by if we were celebrities all. these people would have responded to us. you mean the celebrities yeah the other. celebrities but you know no response. yeah well I don't consider celebrities I. consider us good Natures okay I respect. it okay mother teres that's a long list. this is okay go out of the country I did.
not do that in high school I Did It 2. weeks after I graduated unfortunate go. on a date by myself with no one but my. boyfriend yeah I did do that what that. was go on a date by myself with no one. but my boyfriend yeah who else was on. your date man like two your boyfriend. imaginary yeah her imaginary friend. always followed her around she's like. leave us. alone it was ridiculous the stuff I. dealt with okay gosh this is so. like okay have my first kiss yeah hooray.
that happened yeah I see what was what. was she thinking go ziplining in Costa. Rica wow you did that didn't you that. actually crazy cuz she did that I did. that like five herck list right I'm. jealous no but I I feel like I should. count it cuz like two weeks after I. graduated I went ziplining in the. Dominican Republic and like not not. Costa Rica they're like close to each. other I think Costa Rica. okay what I spelled this completely.
wrong this is a very long list we got to. get through sry sorry sorry uh I was a. softball player in high school and like. my childhood so I put be starting. catcher and softball in high school. except I spelled catcher wrong uh I put. Cather oh yeah be the starting Cather be. the starting Cather so I did do that I. did start in high school corations good. list okay so yeah I got a lot we're not. over yeah okay speed okay read you my. room check yeah get an iPhone 6.
yeah nice an iPhone 6 yeah I wow check I. did one better I got a sixs anyways be. in a commercial that didn't happen we do. brand deals I did do brand deals does. that count yeah go to a dance with a boy. I did do that you did did you actually. go to a dance yeah we went to the dance. in eighth grade oh like at the school in. the cafeteria they had like LED lights. music was bumping it was crazy yeah.
anyways go on a huge shopping spree yeah. you definitely done that so that's that. could have been checked on I she wrote. it probably again I was a softball. player I put win a tournament but you. just stole things what do you mean yeah. big spree uh didn't do that have perfect. teeth nope okay no I'm kid you two have. great teeth you have great teeth prob. best teeth here I got my bra braces off. freshman ear so congratulations to me go. swimming with dolphins I did not do that.
but I did that this last week we did do. that this last week that was the first. time ever you might have the best teeth. here you have at least some really good. ones in there and I got the worst ones. so maybe we even out this is kind of. crazy I was like 11 when I wrote this. but I was aware my doctor had just. finished telling me that I was. overweight and I would become obese if I. didn't eat more broccoli swear swear so. you ate some broccoli I can with your. doctor yeah so right after that happened. I was was brutally honest man no he did. he was like less candy more broccoli I.
was like hey he's like you're getting. obes less candy he did he said did you. see this chart at the rate you're going. you're going to end up in this section. and it was the Obesity section a crazy. thing to say to an 11-year-old girl wow. was looking out for you honestly I mean. yeah like cuz it worked cuz then I put. have the perfect body cuz like the. doctor had just finished telling me I. was fat so that's insane yeah it was. kind of crazy hey I just have a question. like I don't know how many more is on. there two more okay but two more that is. Bored that paper's been here for a long. time I know this paper's like older than.
you wow this paper is actually this this. paper's from when you were 3 years old. oh my go no wait how old were you when. you wrote that 11 I wonder if me that. paper ever crossed. paths what sorry okay anyways wear real. makeup because I only obviously overw. the makeup in like my Barbie playsets at. 11 you played with never mind okay get. my driver's license and I spelled. license completely wrong as well and. then graduate high school yay me I can't.
believe I still have this I don't know. how I came across this but that was a. crazy doctor dude right the guy is crazy. like it was so brutally 11year old he's. like you're going to be. fat like imagine imagine you're a very. impressionable 11-year-old girl and you. just finished your Sonic Blast After. High after school and you're sitting in. the doctor's office and you're excited. for your dessert you're going to have. when you get home okay well sounds like. you actually have is there maybe dude I. I was a little I was a little chunky.
when I was a kid we should have had a. note episode I have some cute notes me. too M do you got notes What notes did. you write no no no I mean from my. childhood you know how ironic this is I. WR no notes in kindergarten My First. Crush ever his last name was Baker and. so I have a little Journal somewhere. that says Kinsey Baker in it from when I. was like five oh that's kind of crazy. that's so crazy foreshadowing. is wild that's crazy that's actually.
crazy Harper do you have any notes yes I. have a bunch I remember and it was in. the any doctors call you fat no no but. um Unfortunately they didn't but um I. had a planner um in sixth grade and I. was in Miss molls e or science class but. it was for for um advisory and I started. writing my goals for um for the future. and I remember one was like me Ariana. Grande second one was like get famous or. like become famous third one was like.
get a back talk fourth one like I you. really nailed all of them I think I. still have them I think I still have it. and I or I I think I still have it but I. definitely wrote different notes to. myself and but my biggest thing was to. be a famous singer so if that happens in. the future then yeah who would have. known would drop queen bee later it's. just crazy yeah I feel like this is such. a good thing to tell you guys write. bucket lists and then look back on it. when you apparently they're all coming. true Everything I put on my bucket list. like pretty much came true I don't think. I ever made a bucket list and if I did.
it was like Skydive and you did that. that's probably it oh. wow. true if you're like 10 11 12 years old. write your bucket list now and you will. live out your dreams hey I know I mean. your doctor at least he was like looking. at a chart and like trying to do some. doctor things our doctor he didn't look. at no charts yeah he our doctor was out. of a trailer home I think we've might. have we talked about this before to you. do you remember this how our doctor y. talk to me about that that's insane your. doctor lived out of the trailer home no.
not lived out of like was out of a. trailer home that's crazy to me and. y'all were like oh this is normal we. just walk in I broke my foot and he told. me to just wear my hunting boots I know. that's he said just tighten them tight. you'll be fine yeah that's unusual now. my feet hurt when I. walk that's why like a penguin man he. just no I seriously do think there's. some shrapnel from the bones go get. checked out like this spot right here. hurts really bad right where they're. broke sometimes really oh you definitely. got some issues specifically my left.
foot yeah it's not good M's got two left. feet man so did you guys when you guys. were little ever have like any notes or. journals or anything you wrote in we. didn't write yeah yeah yeah your mom. fought that battle I didn't know how to. spil can you read cursive no I can spell. my name in cursive but can you read it I. don't think anybody here can read it. what that's a myth bro I'm going to pull. it up right now let me let me tell you. I'm going to pull up cursive you pull up. you pull up you pull up the uh ten. command no not the Ten Commandments the.
Declaration of Independence see if they. can read that Declaration of. Independence that's real cursive. incursive it's always. incursive. go it was written in cursive honey. that's probably why they're always. arguing about it nobody knows what it. say no I can figure it. out says this no says that nobody knows. don't get your education from the LOL. podcast that's for sure no but like for.
real man if they wrote that incursive. actually sorry wri an incursive it's. practically like y'all want to learn. another language for fun no oh my friend. so you know how there's like the letter. it's literally another language no you. just have to learn the alphabet a second. time yeah it's only another language. it's 26 letters yeah that's another all. the same it's not like you have to. remember like this is a and. Portuguese what is that Spanish.
Portuguese is not French Chinese what. whatever okay I'll still make the. somebody read me the first sentence here. who who thinks they're the I think I. could read. it I don't know what part of the. Independence that is but I actually had. to memorize the Declaration it becomes. necessary for one people to it's cut off. for one people that doesn't sound right. and then why did you give me a cut off. picture what can I have one with a full. sentence a lot of them were blurry it.
that's why it was all blurry and like. old looking 21 Savage is this Christian. oh yeah cross W know this is like hard. to see all these pictures are like. extremely blurry let's see if we can. find like a real picture okay here here. I got you let me just let me do. this no I'm fting it no I just looked at. the real Declaration of Independence. come on dude let me try to read that. yeah no you can't read that let me see. that you guys can't read that it's too. blurry that's you're blurry wait what. the you are blurry most of the time.
imagine seeing a blurry person just like. walking people who who have to wear. glasses and they don't probably. experience that oh but like imagine. every other person being clear and then. there's one blurry person you're like. what the blur hey blurry like whaty. Blurry sometimes Do's eyes ever do that. though where you like blink and it's. blurry and you have to Blink again yeah. my lash glue I get a little the Lash. glue is just shut in your eyes yeah like. oh God guys had to go to the hospital. cuz they put too much lash glue in yes.
they eyes just so awkward we didn't even. bother putting the LOL logo up this. episode it's Roku is just getting some. free promo right now dude that's okay. cuz I love roku's like Majestic. sceneries that they pop up they are nice. they're so nice what's that QR code take. you to I wonder I don't know nobody scan. it nobody scan it you're not paid oh my. gosh they could scan it so's going to. scan it and add their pictures to the to. the TV what is that what it does it says. scan to add your photos to the slide. oh my gosh we should not have given the.
idea going to. be all here's Curson oh my gosh I. already know pet and lead the it's like. the easiest ever the kids pet the dog. and the cat went the kids pet and Leed. that no M it's three more. words the kids pet and Le. the dog something rabbit let me let me. it must be bunny but it doesn't look.
like bunny it wrong I know you read it. wrong puppy the kids the kids pet and. fed the soft grab an F give me that F he. said lead pet bed what that's an F okay. the F in car is kind of crazy whoever. been to that it's just a prettier way of. writing it is it's so much classier I. remember being in second grade there's. this girl she could write in cursive I. was extremely jealous she wrote her. whole essay in cursive in second grade. are you kidding me that's crazy what. second grader can fluently write cursive. cursive in second grade oh my school.
didn't teach you're one of those girl. I'm get you were writing your essays in. cursive okay okay awesome I think every. girl should learn cursive it's such like. a girly thing like guys I don't think I. don't know a guy who writes in cursive. it would be really fruity if a guy. started writing cursive like hey can you. just write on this for me oh yeah and. then cursive comes out I mean if a guy. can write in cursive that's impressive. but I feel like it's such a girly thing. to write incursive and it's like oh you. can write. incursive cute that's why I never. learned it mhm also do you guys like. actually write your name in cursive when.
you have to like sign the bill at like a. restaurant or something oh I scribble I. do like I write random names I'm like. Tony Jefferson. itial I write smiley faces they never. say anything I do that a lot lot of. smile you got frauded for that though. yeah I did they what they frauded me. they like declined like the bank or. someone got upset at him cuz we went to. a restaurant and instead of signing his. name he put a smiley face so someone was. like oh it's fraud so we got a. notification from our bank yeah so you. didn't pay for your meal they it went. through it went through but they were.
like someone might have used your card. cuz the receipt like I don't even know. it was weird all right guys well we uh. told the audience in I believe the last. episode that we would uh talk about the. best man speech and some people in this. room do not want the best man speech to. be posted but unfortunately we are. posting it the same day we post this it. was. interesting um there might be Parts. taken out but no it's going to be full. there was one thing that should be taken. out yeah I think one thing maybe two I.
stand by everything I say yeah well. you're sitting right now so um the first. thing was what you said it just didn't. hit and then the second thing didn't hit. and then you started rolling and then. there was that one we can take out the. jokes that didn't hit I'm fine with that. they didn't hit yeah um but guys the. best man speech was very fun very very. very fun and it was so fun that I can't. really explain it cuz it's like it had. to be there moment I can't just know.
what did you say I can't believe we're. actually G to post it oh yeah we're. posting it is it that czy yeah Kate. begged us not to post it but we're going. to post it and it's going to go out the. day this goes out wait can y'all show me. okay here just know to imagine this in. your head the best man speech or in the. best man speech I kissed Kinsey's. Grandma he also calls her mom hot and a. bunch of other things happen it is it is. a crazy speech it's crazy I called. keny's Mom hot I kissed her grandma it. was all my family apparently that's just.
hilarious well he also gave out some. very personal information about his. parents that will definitely be cut no. that's going. in that's going in no I can't. unfortunately I don't think so no Mom. and Dad did something to me that I'm. scarred from so I well we talked about. what he scarred from in the thing he. talks about it don't tell me right now. we can't we can't talk about it honestly. like see it's it's bad enough like I. don't even want to bring it up. again don't post Channel but it sounds. bad to like say it but for some reason.
saying it in front of a crowd I was fine. with what about saying it in front of me. you see that seems wrong I don't do I. knew it was going to be bad from the. very beginning so before they even gave. Mike Mike. Mike before they gave cash the mic I. took it and I was like I'm so sorry to. everybody here for about what you're. about to witness luckily her mic wasn't. on no really did nobody hear. me DJ. the mic wasn't on no not remember when I. got it nobody got my apology if you're.
watching this and you're at the wedding. I'm sorry yeah keny they H me they're. about to Hing the mic keny takes it. before I get it she's like I'm sorry for. anything cash is about to say and then I. grabbed the mic and I was. like okay I'm going to die now no listen. just know that anything that was said at. Kinsey's wedding still is not near as. comparable as to what Maverick said at. our wedding his was so bad that we. actually cannot post ever your blessing. we're lucky we can post mine I mine was.
like on the borderline his was like so. far across the border but you couldn't. even see two borders behind him man it. was it was bad it was it was pretty. crazy but yours is even I mean arguably. crazier no it's not there's a reason we. can post cash is it not yours he kissed. the gra off yeah that's funny as heck. man I got RS I got. from um if you go watch that video you. can definitely tell my grandma has R and. not Cas dude she was feeling cash up it.
was kind of crazy she was like I was. shocked you letting him do that K dude I. was laughing I was like get it non yeah. is Grandma is it Nana Nana Nana she like. this Nana was like grabbing his. muscles was like checking out his arms. like wow nice she like give me a SP yeah. she her grandma literally made me spin. for her at the wedding in front of. everyone I was like make sure you were. worth it I think she was checking out my. butt. dude she was she she was look like you.
getting a little bit insecure when she. was doing that yeah I was like uh no. one's ever wanted me to model before but. I guess I can't in front of everyone. right now yeah her eyes like went right. when you turn oh my go hey man when I. brought up the joke about my mom and dad. man that part might have ruined the. wedding that actually might have ruined. the wedding wait what was the joke close. no to be quite honest you ruined the. wedding with that joke like that that. when you said that I was like there's no. way he's saying this right now. inappropriate our mother was looking at. you oh I have a clip of her eyes she's.
like trying to keep the camera on but. she's like this she was like running. like basically she she was so upset you. could just tell she was so upset by what. you said I couldn't believe you ever. said that like I don't know what would. ever possess you to say something like. that in front of everybody you said. practically the same thing at our. wedding okay yeah but that's different. wait did I ruined the wedding in I did. you ruin it bro mom was mom was. literally so like read from what you. said yes I ruined the wedding for Mom.
but everyone else had a great time also. there was other people there that were. you guys want to see what his grandma. did the second he got off stage yeah and. by the way there was other people there. that's what C's Grandma did oh good I. missed that part she actually also. grabbed both of my ears at the same time. and. went yeah ripped them off there was a. lot of people there that actually. thought you ruin the wedding and I'm not. going to lie it was that part was pretty. bad really like I don't know why you. would have said that I I don't know why. was it like inappropriate or like really. we can't even repeat it.
we no you were talking you weren't. talking in your mic oh oh it was. inappropriate or the first one where. cash thought he was so funny and. everyone was just like we hear crickets. I was like I was like uh M you start no. when you started off when you first took. the mic no no no what why that I I it's. not good like no it's not that bad no no. no no no no no I'm we're going to have. the same issue that they had earlier no.
no cash no listen do you guys not. remember earlier today when I said you. guys don't listen to us when we are. being genuine why can't you just accept. that what we're saying has value behind. it hard when a woman tells us what to do. no I listen full on I hear we're telling. you cash we we are telling you not to do. something and you I'm waving at all the. your head going through mine and out the. other ear Kate they're all going that. way byebye I lie he's not funny he's. funny okay do you not remember the.
conversation we had earli I'm just going. to say one little joke I said all four. of us cut here and then we'll come back. in a bit not why are you all fliping out. it's just the first joke I said I. wouldn't say the first one you said the. first one you said I know what say this. one isn't bad oh it's not a bad joke. okay I the first joke I said I grabbed. the mic and I was. like all right uh Maverick is a good man. that was the first but I am the best man. yeah oh okay that's not what we thought. you were saying that was the most. cheesiest joke out of all of them mck's. a good man but that's not the joke you.
just wanted to share but the joke you. said after that so many I'm pretty. people were walking out of the wedding. there like people were literally walking. out of the wedding only some old people. okay I don't know if they were actually. walking out of the wedding but there was. probably out of the in the wheelchairs. cuz they only believe you said that yeah. that and then the other one later on. were definitely like the killer what was. the other joke you really you actually. you need to call people you actually. need to call people and apologize listen. I will only apologize under one.
circumstance I don't really know I just. always wanted to say that now I need to. find a. circumstance. um I'll get back to you guys on that I. don't really know what the circumstance. will be but there will be a good one oh. my goodness yeah but for the parts of. the speech that are not completely in. absolutely inappropriate you guys can go. watch it oh yeah and if you guys want to. go watch it we're definitely going to. post it uh like right before this goes. out probably probably the full thing. unedited I'm not going to lie we're. going to post it link is in the.
description if you guys want to watch it. uh we'll put it like the top of the. description so you guys can go watch it. there if you C off this video just wait. until the end and then go watch it what. channel is on oh it's the end of the. video yeah what is it what time is it. this episode flyed by what is it my so. if you guys want to see the best really. in though I think we should keep going. is he being serious yeah I really feel. like this is going to be close what time. is it what all right I know what time it. is yeah but we got we might cut Parts I. don't know no it's 54 minutes okay if we.
want to if we want to call we've been. talking for 54 minutes that's kind of. crazy I have something else to talk. about me me and Kinsey went to the. doctor place the other day MRI place and. I feel like that's a whole different. episode yeah yeah okay guys if you want. to go watch the video link is in the. description we will talk a lot more on. the future episodes peace bye.
