Cash Gave Kate A Puppy!

what do you have there K and honey honey. honey how you feel me m what did you do. to make up for not getting your wife a. Christmas gift um nothing yeah you would. think after that he would have done. something she should be making it up to. me even she made me look bad no stop. what the heck is that supposed to mean. what did I say he just looked my. direction and said even cash got me a. good gift I mean usually you're like. farting on a person or calling me fat. You Spin Me Right Around I cannot wait. for this thing to exp I'm scared it's. going to blow.

[Music]. yo guys what's under that blanket what. blanket that one there's nothing under. that blanket it's a watermelon oh dude. why do you go a watermelon because today. I'm going to be exploding this water a. minute listen I hope you know careful. with that if you're not careful I've. seen these videos blanket is moving when. that thing explodes it's going to go all. over the like it might hit the ceiling. I'm sorry what did you just say kiny. stop it what nothing stop it.

K what do you have there Kate nothing oh. my goodness Kate are you pregnant and my. child is moving is it. kicking no me. B it's a. girl it's twins it's. honey. Hy honey honey how you feel me honey. honey we've been singing that for like. 30 minutes she's like why do you guys. keep saying my hone honey this is honey. Baker this is not Ros.

be quiet we're making Honey's first. introduction confus on what that is Rosa. marks kiss Mi ABI I come on guys we got. to give honey an appropriate. introduction here this is my honey Baker. hold her up Kate Flex her what's Honey's. mom's name Honey's mom's name is Rosen. Mars kiss my Abby is it actually and. what's Honey's dad's. name Papa marks kiss my ab H in back huh. it was um introdu H all hell breaking. loose or something it was like Sil.

introduce her y'all just let her sit. there like an old little doggy rag bro. let me see her I'll give her a put her. on the pedestal you're going to scare. her she's so comfortable come here honey. baby come here honey baby come here come. hey as cash is the father he is the. leader in the relationship and I do. think you should honey go go to your dad. you're going to get so I don't really. like the dog though what are you talking. about not going to you don't want her no. I don't really like the dog but give me. give me yes you do dude I have a video. evidence of you being pull the video was.

taking 2 minutes ago she took this video. you took a video of me this dog no I. don't like any dogs I don't like dogs. oh let me see see just wait till he. starts talking Alex right now look let. me wa just. wait okay let's put the dog on the thing. Harper did catch me lacking he let me. see dog let me cut it let me see the. dog okay honey I'm sorry to move you I. know you just want to sit with me guys.

fun fact Honey's never barked what I did. accidentally kick her though and she. yelled no I saw her today doing. something. like all right you here is our show dog. okay I got her I got her I got her I got. her no today she was doing some. like when Stella was trying to play with. doggy aren't you really yeah doggy I got. a video guys of her trying to play her. and Stella trying to play She's the king. of watermelons she's the queen not go.

well for her that thing exploded while. she was sitting on my God no it's not. near expl we can watch it we can put it. on the screen watch this video cash what. video let me see it's her and Stella. trying to play oh that's my license. scroll back M your camera look at cash. it's her and Stella trying to play oh. wow yeah look at trying to play her legs. are going to break she's just punching. her in the face I mean hilarious she. like throat punching her honey she's. trying to play with her she's K.

her that's funny put that put that on. the screen it reminds me of like a cat. you guys seen cats play and they're like. just hitting the thing did text that hey. this doggy is pretty softy aren't you. he's a big old softy aren't you no I. think you're the softy yo I can't lie. that dog's breath could kill a country. oh that this dog's breath this here. dog's breath this dog's breath is bad be. gentle I I I genuinely think it it's. breath I think I heard her leg snap she.

does lowkey fart a lot too and it stinks. she does she a smelly dog oh that's what. I was gonna say is maybe her mouth. smells better than that end but maybe. that end smells too you got smelly booty. strling the. watermelon it does look like she's. pooping out the watermelon H can I take. her okay we'll set her we'll set her. down and see who she goes to okay come. here honey honey come here honey come. here honey hone she she's leaving Kate. she's Honey's like I'm going wow Kate. she loves you so much much so guys when.

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got honey um I was driving home it was. like Christmas Eve right or almost. Christmas Eve and me day before me and. Kenzie are driving it was the day before. Christmas it was Christmas Eve Eve. Christmas Eve night before Christmas our. driving home and it's late and we have. to stop to charge the Tesla why is it. standing up and she just is like. adjusting to y'all aren't listening to M. story man I'm listening I'm listening. okay well we're driving home and we're. like hold on this is. noisy well you're making I think it's. probably fine all right there we go.

but we stopped to charge the Tesla and. we're like all right well we need to use. the restroom what stores are open and. it's late at night there was one store. open for some reason at like 9:00 at. night and it's Pet Land and I'm like oh. no we can't go in there keny's going to. want another dog and we go in this is. like Jesus in the manger story yeah we. go in in the manger and there's all. these cute little puppies and keny just. walks right on pth she's like I don't. care about a puppy and then this dog is. sitting in the little window just like. and Ken's like we have we have we have.

to hold it like can we at least just. hold it and I was like fine I'll let you. hold it but we're not we're not taking. home another dog. tonight sure enough we get the dog out. to hold it and she's like this would be. the perfect dog for Kate look at it it. looks like Kate it's it's sleepy first. of all that's kind of insulting no no. it's just like hone they have like the. same Vibe like Kate just wants to sit in. the rain and read a book and so does. honey honey just wants to sit there. honey likes reading books yes she just. wants to sleep look look at her she's.

ready to lay down I do think though that. honey hates the rain and the cold and. all things outside well Kate hates them. when she's outside too Kate hates the. outside too yeah I'm like hurry up Kate. likes looking at the outside from inside. like if people come over to the house. honey and Kate both like get up and take. off running to their bedroom they do we. literally opened up we all came home. yesterday like five of us honey looked. at us and was like ah and like ran into. her room and jumped in a crate and we. were like what yeah they both love their. beds they're just very like they're the. same person pretty much Kate and honey.

and so we're like all right we'll call. Kate and see if they want the dog but I. knew cash would say no to the dog I knew. he'd say no there's absolutely no way my. brother would ever own a dog Kate's been. asking me for a dog ever since we. started dating I do not like dogs and. I've told him I want like no no no sorry. I take that back I like a dog like the. dog being here right now great owning a. dog though cleaning up after it's poop. and pee acting like the dog is a king. and you are a sub servant picking up its. crap everywhere it craps I mean that is.

that's not human that's not human ter. that's not right human dog should pick. up its own poop yes now if a dog is. correctly potty trained then I don't. really mind but every dog I've ever had. just poops everywhere and she does too. she poops everywhere you're talking. about K or the dog K and both dog yeah. Kate also peed on the floor one time so. we the same. honey and uh let's see so where was we. called Cash and we're like oh look at. this dog Cas you're not a very good. storyteller no one's entertained no.

you're keep interrupting him yeah so I. called Cash and we're showing him the. dog we're like oh Kate's like I want the. dog and then that's like it they hang up. the phone me and Kinsey are like all. right I guess we're going to put the dog. back ring ring ring cash calls us back. and he's like hey go ahead and uh get go. ahead and get that dog Kate's in the. store so go ahead and get that dog no. false that's not what he said what yeah. no he said he said go ahead get that dog. and I'm like are you sure he's like well. what do you think man you think it's a. good idea I mean I think do you're.

messing it up what are you talking about. he called back and he was like so so. what is this dog like what what's going. on with the dog and then I tell him how. beautiful honey is and he's like okay. yeah you just lied to me a few couple of. times she was like they said it's potty. train no listen no here what happen like. oh she's beautiful I told him all the. details of Honey's life you know and. then he's like when is she going to die. and then he said okay that's not what I. said yes it is not what I said and then. he said. does she shed is she GNA get hair all.

over my bed those were the first two. questions now you may proceed after yeah. so then okay well y making me sound like. a doggy Grinch over here when is she. dead and but no you're not date and does. she shed you're not all a grinch because. after the phone call me and keny were. both like oh my goodness Kate must have. like been crying about how much she. wants the dog like Kate must have been. like really wanting this dog this is so. sweet of cash to like get her the dog. sure enough we find out after the phone. call Kate was like yeah no whatever I.

don't really care I was not like that. who really wanted the dog was Cash he. thought the dog was so cute he had to. have the dog that's true no listen what. happened was just admit you think she's. the cutest little thing ever no no no. out out of dogs I do like her she's the. she's a she's a bad dog actually but she. a good dog is she a bad girl your dog. your dog is weird Harper every time I. walk in Harper's house she has a little. dog named essis it looks like a little. rat and it just. is so C no it just Wiggles and.

goes and it like like you bend down to. touch it and she runs away she's. like if a dog is being tased that's what. her dog acts like it's. like I swear it doesn't walk it bounces. on the floor with all four paws like. this bro your dog doesn't bounce it just. does the Scooby-Doo it's. like everywhere and it gets nowhere it's. like just running on the like an Xbox. controller or something vibrates and. it's. like I did walk into Harbor's house one. time no one was there except for Harper.

and Estus is like barking cuz you know. she's a guard dog but she's running. backwards as she's barking she's like. running like literally backwards. scooting back but barking I'm telling. you she vibrates across the floor like. yeah no also by the way I wasn't like oh. no whatever you guys have called us now. like there's been multiple times. Maverick and kiny have seen a dog or. something and been like you want it and. I'm like yeah I want it cash can we get. it and he's like no so when I saw this. dog I was like well obviously cash isn't. going to let me get it so I'm not going. to get attached to her over FaceTime but. I'm just so attached to her now than you.

you I would be attached to that little. puppy too were you lowkey hoping we'd. say yes yeah you're really oh what do. you mean I was the lead subscriber to. Honey coming home really how long does I. was pushing hard for how long does it. take to until the watermelon explodes. you know that's what I'm concerned about. I feel like I made no ground like I'm. not going to lie I don't know if this. watermelon is exploding on this episode. I hope it's not I hope it at least face. it not towards I'm not even going to lie.

guys honey is like the best dog ever but. they they she's 6 years old and she had. five litter which is like 40 babies. she's had so many babies she you did not. deserve that you should not have. freaking had 40 little honey bears right. honey gets around man I know you should. not have had say that about honey honey. perfect so she's tired different kids. with five different dads he's kind it. might be the same dad you don't know uh. yeah she's tired so when I got her.

anyways I had no clue hurt your hand. everybody wrestling this watermelon cash. I hate to break it to you but the. watermelon is like stealing the show oh. sorry it's just like you're making so. much noise with it anytime someone tries. to talk not bad is it bad in the. headphones yeah oh cash just keeps. cutting everyone off that's what's. happening well how am I cutting everyone. off I'm doing a watermelon you just have. to like you're like talking to yourself. you're doing a water that is a cute dog. though I mean really look at I don't. understand how the entire family hid her. from me for like three a little cut. though I know let's talk about that cut.

G I have a lot of honey and I have made. lots of memories already we um I had her. in Oklahoma and she was like you know. great in Oklahoma and then I brought her. home and she had to like adjust and on. like two after two days of being home. she's not potty trained they told them. that she was but she's not she'll go. outside when you take her outside like. if you don't take her outside in time. she'll just pee on the floor anyways. that that happened one morning I took. her outside she didn't go to the. bathroom and then like 10 minutes later. she peed on my floor so I was like Dam H. she got that old lady bladder she don't.

know when it's I was like dang it honey. I wasn't mad but I like put her outside. then she hadn't eaten in a couple like. not probably like a day she hadn't eaten. in like a day cuz she just you know she. was still nervous so she poops on my. porch on the porch like por if you had. 40 kids you'd probably Peep and poo all. over the floor too I know I'm not even. mad about it she looks so tired but it's. freezing outside and I had to like hose. our porch off look how long her I know. she's beautiful low key needs some hair. extensions like you then she's standing. in her poop on the porch she's pooping.

and C is like she just pooped on the. porch and then she got it all over her. and so I was like okay fine so I like. washed her and then I was like well her. hair is so long and it keeps getting. like matted and like it's so difficult. to deal with I'm just going to cut her. hair and I tried to cut her hair myself. and did that not go well my friend can. we pop up a picture of it it did not go. well at all actually because I was I had. been frustrated because she had peed and. then like pooped on the porch I wasn't. mad but I was like H it's like. inconvenient but it's okay then I felt I. was like trying to wash her and she was.

just being extremely difficult in the. bath and I was like getting a little. like stressed out then I cut her hair. and then I started sobbing I was like. honey what did I do to you she's just. sleeping right now oh yeah I remember. that yeah let me show you guys a picture. well first of all me and Maverick are. we're like all talking normal and then. Cash's butts into the conversation it's. like oh yeah I remember that what well. can I not talk on the mic you just not. yell listen me and Maverick are like on. our deathbed okay at my parents house so.

sick and cash calls want to talk about I. don't know what work or something and in. the background all we hear is I can't do. this anymore I I I can't have her we. have to take her back I can't own look. at this picture I mean this is a picture. of a defeated doggy owner if I've ever. seen one I mean that is just like I mean. two days in owning a dog and that's your. facial expression oh yeah that's why. don't like doggies I we literally just.

heard in the background I don't want her. I want her almost took you to the pound. honey how does that feel also by the way. I would never take her back if I like. actually got to a point where I felt. like I just couldn't take care of her. which I don't think will ever happen. honey that would never happen but my. parents control your bladder no my. parents were already like we'll take her. and my parents dumping her on your. parents is crazy shees no my my mom has. been texting me cuz when we went to New. York my parents watched her my mom has. texted me every day how much she misses. honey no she really likes her she's a.

sweetie she is and that was on the that. was the only bad you should that was the. only bad morning and this was her. haircut let me see oh we'll pop it up on. the screen wait they need to really look. at what she looks like in person now cuz. this didn't look as bad to me. until until this was after I gave I'm. going to text this I need to text. horrible haircut but this was after that. is top 10 haircuts I've ever seen in my. entire life no this was after she had. like you c g this is after she had peed.

on the floor and then pooped on her. porch and walked all in her poop and I. had to give her a bath so then you you. butchered her hair you're like you poo. on my floor I'll teach you a l that's. why I got really. upet is ever going to do to your kids. you're like you've been a bad kid you. get to shave your head you get a bad. haircut you're going to get bullied at. school now no I was doing it out of love. cuz I was like her hair is so matted and. when she walks on the ground that's what. all parents say I'm doing this out of. love she keeps she kept getting like. sticks and like things just stuck in her.

fur cuz it was so long cuz I don't know. the last time she had been groomed so I. was like I'm just going to cut her hair. and it looked he you know as you can see. it didn't look super well and then I. started sobbing because I was like I. feel so bad I did this to her like she. looks so bad it's not like other dogs. are going to make fun of her though no. Stella did Stella came out and she was. just. laughing dog my sister has a Husky and. has like tons of hair and she'll shave. her which you should not do it to a. husky but she shaves her during the. summer cuz she's so hot and she looks. like a naked mole rat Husky and I swear.

that dog gets. embarrassed because you'll go over and. you'll just look at her and she's like. she knows and she goes and hides and. she's like I can't be SE no I like. called my best friend she works at like. a a Doggy Daycare place and they have a. groomer and I like immediately called my. best friend and I was like can you. please get her in today and they were. like no we're like booked for like a. week so I I called the next place and. they got her in within the hour oh just. to finish the timeline of things so. after they tell us that this dog's like. potty train stuff and cash is like okay.

I'll get her we take her home right and. literally they're like she's potty. trained 10 minutes into the car ride. this thing craps in my car on the floor. and I'm like stepping in it and we're. like what's that smell and then we're. like you never told me that oh my. goodness yeah well I didn't want you to. be like tur it around for Turner and I. because I thought it'd be funny to give. you a dog that poops everywhere well you. gave me one and it's not oh it's. hilarious and uh so then we get finally. get this dog to uh K's or to my parents.

house for Christmas you're skipping so. much I feel like yeah but like we got a. like this is like super important so we. get to well there is one funny part Kate. you know how your brother's like weird. sometimes yeah Michael Kate's brother. Michael he gets in these moods sorry if. you're hearing this Michael but. sometimes he like Geeks out and he's. like oh no oh no oh he told me about. this what that you guys had called him. the night cuz MAV and Kinsey drove like. from Petland back to home which was a. couple hours so they got home at like. mid was a quadruple hours it's about. four or five hours yeah so they got home. at like midnight. and Michael said you guys had called him.

and asked if honey could stay there the. night yeah and he was like no yeah he. told me my mom well mom was like why. would you say no and he was like well I. didn't think you guys would want them. like coming into the house and just. bringing like a random dog we didn't. know in the house and stuff and mom was. like no why would you say no I know he. was like oh no we can't do that I was. like what I was like what do you mean. you can't I was like cash and Kate are. home what AM how am I going to hide this. dog he's like no man I just don't think. it's a good idea and he lives like. across the street he literally was like.

across the street I was like I'll pick. it up at 700 a.m. like it'll be you. won't even know it's there I'm dropping. it off at midnight I'll pick it up at 7. he's like I don't know man I don't think. it's a good idea and M comes out with. the dog I was like why would you bring. it here I was like well your. brother-in-law didn't want me to bring. it over. there I have no I don't know why you'd. have to ask him why I said no anyway so. we like sneak this dog we're like I'm. like cash go distract Kate he's like how. do I do that I said I don't know go make. out with her or something that what you. did I.

said no I'm serious that's what I told. him to do and I don't know if he did. that I did you know what's crazy every. time but that morning did he bring you. into room she really can't even resist. right now wait what morning the morning. we all she's trying to play cool the. morning we all left cuz you were going. in and out loading stuff and we needed. to load her in the car and I was like. cash you need to go in there and like. kiss her or something for like 10. seconds while I bring the dog she. smiling thinking about it wait did you. do that can you tell me if you did that. what no stop doing that or you're never.

going to get a kiss again she's playing. y'all I. will I don't that's crazy he used his. own body appeal did you did you go to. get you my body appeal his body appeal. to get my body appeal wait cash did you. did you come in and kiss me when he told. you. [Music]. [Laughter]. to I tell him when and where to kiss you. okay I don't understand why you can't. answer me cash just say yes or no I just. him disgus. it's a weird conversation right now now.

Cass can you just. answer I'm sorry I got yelled at C you. talk to much Tess shut up okay gonna. shut up we didn't want to know that bad. but okay well um anyways yes I did kiss. her that's so funny I didn't know what. you were going to do but he was like. what do you want me to do I don't know I. was like I don't know go kiss her or. something she's to sleep is actually. something you normally do y'all just. kiss I thought it would really blow our. cover if he went in there and he was. like come here babe and then just kissed. you I'd be like okay K's totally going. to know something's up M you don't think.

I'm smoother than that no I came in here. I came in there and I was like how you. doing oh and then she started kissing me. first no I actually I am very very very. much in shock but you know the crazier. part is I remember when you guys got. home that night um cuz we were like just. like going to bed and I heard the garage. door open and nobody had been home and I. didn't realize you guys were driving. back that night so I kind of freaked I. was like someone's in our house and um. cash like jumps up out of bed and like.

goes to check it and then he comes back. and he's like oh it's mavin Kinzie and I. was like oh and he was like I'm going to. go see if they need help like unloading. stuff and I was like dude it's like 1:00. a.m. no like was it about the dog though. oh yeah he just wanted to come see her. he was like oh hello no I know but then. I was like I she's so cute I was like. you should really get in there you're. going to smell like dog he's like you're. right but she so cute but then I came. but then you know what's crazy blasphemy. I never said that yes you did you know. what's crazy is I was like oh he went. outside and then I was like well you. know they're all out there I'm I'm. having kind of kind of fomo like what. are they talking and laughing at and I.

put I put like I put my robe on and I. was going to come outside and then I. just decided to not and I like walked. out to the kitchen and I like filled my. water up it doesn't matter all I would. have had to done is look at her and been. like how you doing she would have walked. right back in the room no I almost came. outside though that night that's that's. crazy well she was in like I feel like. I'm giv this thing a spanking every time. I do this she was in the little scream. I'm not giving this watermelon a. spanking what the can you point a. different direction I'm so scared I. don't even know if you're gonna blow. that up this episode have PTSD to come.

on I'm planning for right before it. blows I'm gonna throw it at the wall. okay are you kidding it I did carry her. in inside the crate you might want to. hide the dog you probably wouldn't have. seen her oh but when we had to carry her. out the next morning you would have seen. her cuz I I had to carry her cuz the way. the crate was yeah we um go and to take. her to go to the bathroom I don't know. why I didn't just let her go to the. bathroom right beside the house but I. walked like way over there. like how far did y know how far his way.

no I I love her and I was so happy to. see her on Christmas and she for the. first like couple days she was so like. how you see her now this was all she did. for like three days straight and then. she finally started walking around a. little Christmas morning was crazy we we. bring this dog first off Kinsey wraps. this thing in this like crazy box and. then she's like we should put holes in. it oh yeah we should play the video I. was like no we don't need to put holes. in the Box it's only going to be closed. for like 2 minutes max and then I'm like.

cuz cash is going to give her the dog. first thing in the morning this is. factual and then cash is like we get. down there and we start opening presents. and I'm like hey don't you want to like. give her the and he's like no we'll do. it last obviously you do the best gift. last last I said your dog's gonna be. like in the thing by that time she's. gonna open it up and be like why'd you. give me a dead dog dude that would have. been so bad man she opened up a dead dog. on Christmas oh man she could it's not. sealed tight though so yeah she could. breath no she wasn't that the lid was. like barely sitting on there I went and.

checked on her like twice but oh we got. to roll I'll roll that video for you. guys of Kate opening it up I mean Kate. was in tears and I don't know how she. didn't even notice because the box was. like moving before she I thought I was. the one moving it like that and Kate was. like oh the box is just moving naturally. no I thought I was moving and then my. grandma's like there better not be a dog. in that box and then that was crazy and. then there was a dog in the box and my. grandma was like know are you crazy. that's what she said are you czy I don't. know if it's on y's Tik Tok that y'all. posted but at least in the video that I.

took in the background like you're. looking at Kate the whole time for. Kate's reaction but if you look at. Grandma in the background she like what. are y'all doing over there she was just. like zoning out I could see it she was. just disappearing she was floating off. into space yeah she's just a little. asteroid floating right now she looks. like a little esimo esimo but anyway so. Grandma's like better not be a dog in. that box and then in the background. Kate's like and in the background. Grandma's like and like Grandma threw.

yeah she like flung herself backward I. think my favorite part was I posted that. night I we hadn't posted anything about. honey but I did post a video of her on. my Snapchat story uh you guys can. subscribe to my Snapchat Kate Marie with. two s's um anyways you with a few s's. two s's anyways no but the next morning. I woke up and there was like a viral. like someone had scream recorded my. Snapchat story and the video was going. viral before we had posted anything. great well I was like oh I mean that's. our own fault like I posted it on my. Snapchat story what did I expect but I.

was watching the video and one of the. top comments was is it just me or was. Cash crying and I watched the video cash. definitely won were you crying cash was. not crying he was like this is the. biggest mistake of my life I watched it. back too after she said that and you. like are swallowing and blinking a lot. oh that is the biggest bull crap I've. ever heard this is blasphemy no I never. said I I never cry and then I asked him. later I said were you crying and he was. like cry baby he said he specifically. said I was a little happy oh that's that.

is well yes I was happy I didn't say I I. would have watch the video now you imp I. did not cry there was no crying going on. I I guarantee there was tears now that I. think about it cuz I remember looking at. you too and I was like oh he looks like. he's actually. order Gerald's lo oh my goodness what. did I do to you bro you turn into a. unicorn y mom wait. no oh you're scaring honey you're.

scaring honey stop oh sorry you're. scaring honey I mean I kind of like. jarald like this better kind of new look. he definitely makes a noise. like honey just grabs him. and she's not very scared of it but that. was probably one of my favorite. Christmases because it was just so. chaotic it was so crazy it was my. favorite Christmas one other time on. Christmas my grandma gave us all tasers. when we were like nine and we all opened. them up at the same time and started. yeah we all started tasing everyone and.

my aunt Peter Pants have you seen that. video it's a crazy she did grabbed the. taser and he was doing this to my aunt. which and she she peed her pants so. crazy so funny and then our other little. cousin cried in the bathroom was like no. please please please honey go to sleep I. know his voice is so loud can I get. Stella I feel like she's left oh wow got. a lot of likes 2.4 million likes dude. Stella and honey are besties though they. run this morning you should have seen it. I came out of the bedroom and Stella saw.

me and she immediately runs to my door. and I open my door and she runs to. Honey's crate and honey like sticks her. face against the crate and they're like. both like a cash was crying no I was not. I was. smiling shot that and text that to me. I'm literally smiling I'm like like a. thumbnail picture thumbnail picture I oh. see she heard Stella look she's so. excited cuz she just heard Stella she's. like my friend is oh she is my my is. Stella give me that give me that give me. that Stella give me that Stella give me.

that St keep your. watermelon show show him Stella show him. Stella's tricks real quick give it. Stella uh bang and and lay and roll over. they just so cool look Honey's trying to. be involved but she can't chew a toy cuz. she has no teeth she what she doesn't. she's missing her two front teeth ready. ready to die are you ready to. die imagine she just landed on honey. that would be so bad. lay down can this camera see yeah you're.

gooday. video. Focus I think she's. just honey got a stret you just got to. do it faster just tell she can do it. from here she doesn't have to lay down. just do honey honey I do it all the. time bang. bangang honey come here bab come.

here stay she's like what about oh she. wants a treat she thinks she's getting a. treat. stay hone look. atre oh no h honey just getting stepped. on she can roll over really. good. whoa make a roll over I don't know if. she will yes she will she's cute.

honey other way do it the other. way wow honey come here oh oh Stella. bring it here bring it here oh you guys. want to play Hot Potato. Stella that's funny let's play Hot. Potato real quick oh hot potato's so fun. with Stella yeah Stella's crazy with hot. potato I developed this game developed. don't get hurt Harbor okay har what you. do we're going to throw the toy around. Hot Potato to her yes but you she knows.

how to no I'm just preparing you have to. get rid of the toy as fast as possible. Stella will be crazy and Hur she when. you throw a toy Stella has all disregard. for your personal health and she's going. to tackle you she does and also talking. like pause to the cornea your eyes are. gone if you throw it and she catches it. or gets it then it it then you lose yeah. okay all right oh my goodness ready you. want to toy. wait hold on okay wait wait wait ready.

you got to get up she can't she's not. going to tackle you think there you go. sit down sit down you it you CR cross. applesauce cash oh don't do that don't. do that bad doggy by. doggy sit down cash just sit all the way. on the ground I can see Chase sleeping. with her he does he does loves to. cuddle honey wants to play ready here we. go ready go oh oh I failed well okay. cash lost no no it's a fun game when it.

works sorry all right all right all. right we got to throw it like this is. well it's gone I think it went behind. the painting I got it oh gosh look honey. just wants to be included but she can't. she. ready front teeth I can't ready pick up. a toy. go M you f do you lost I didn't know I. wasn't ready I said ready release. release release oh God oh my. no one can catch the toy okay no you're.

throwing it back I hate to say anything. but no one's thrown it to me yet I it I. threw it great no Stella no Stella. Kenzie are you okay Kenzie what's. happening over there all right here we. go last time missile okay ready Harper. yeah you got to toss. it cash see who throw you can't catch I. said your didn't get drafted you ready. what she supposed to do about that.

Stella she's like I know all about that. secret room she really is she really. does know about it. though she's not giving it to me come. here Stella. honey oh you got it you got it good good. doggy good doggy good doggy all right. release. release get. it look honey just follows her she's. like where are we going Honey's so cute. oh please there an unlikely Duo but. they're great oh you a good dog oh you.

like this game just CL her around. Honey's so cute honey loves Stella all. right release release release she makes. her look like a giant here Kenzie see if. you can get her to only go with the. right sit oh yeah. sit get it. oh she likes hole in the wall she likes. that's the name of the new game I I'm. really good at developing games come. here come here St. what was your favorite part of Christmas.

Harper uh probably getting my car can. you see her you got your car yeah what. kind of card did you get a Barbie. Jeep she's like I want to play hole in. the wall grab grab me grab me pull me up. you want to toy okay show them how you. know your name pull me up I can't. there's so much going on hold on wait. okay all right everyone will have to be. quiet if she's going to do this no. distractions lay down. okay on a little itch a little itch lay.

down lay down. stay Cash go to the hole oh yes I. will stay I think he needs a rubber band. just. okay no you don't like that D stay what. do you want me to do throw it to the. hole. stay okay ready. copper fetch it.

up honey fetch it up Harper fetch it up. Stella fetch it up oh that was. crazy I got it I mean that deserves a. round of applause honey good girl. honey wait it was the way you said it no. it wasn't let me try let me said give me. that give me that honey show them your. TR I knew cash the other day I knew. there was a right word we weren't saying. sit.

unicorn no you gotta say alphabet you. got say alphabet fetch honey fetch. Gerald fetch Stella. fetch you're not doing it. correctly. huh okay Gerald fetch it up honey fetch. it up Gerald fetch it up sit Stella. fetch it up you're confusing her it up. she don't know nothing man I I can do. sound dumb to her what the she I don't.

even speak maybe it's my voice you know. I thought my biggest insecurity was my. lips but recently I've been reading. comments and I think my voice is my. biggest insecurity now people tell me I. sound like a cartoon honey honey can you. throw through the wall oh yes I can. ready okay everybody be quiet stay. Stella quiet Stella stay Stella what are. you going to do. Stella Stella if she took it I'd be so. impressed Stella Stella. Stella you want you want it oh yeah all. right all right sit all right release.

Sit. Stay copper fetch it. up honey fetch it up Stella fetch it up. oh she does know I mean that's pretty. good and I said it in the same tone you. know the more you think dogs you know. what Alex said about honey good girl you. know the more that I realize dogs. understand English I feel like it's. wrong to put a collar and a leash on him. and cage him up you know what you know. what Alex said about honey when I got. her back from the groomer he said why. does she have a reverse fade hey release.

she does look like she has a reverse. fade ready honey come here. hone wait's doing a trick she'll offest. I don't know. I oh wow dude she was broken half that. was pretty good all right we need to get. the dogs out of here we got to talk. about some stuff all right you're done. go away go go away come here come here. hey don't give Chase the dogs he'll go. to sleep with them. Chase is like come here.

girls is that for she's a bad. girl man I'll tell you what Christmas is. one of my favorite holid giving people. secret gifts is like the best thing ever. when you give somebody a gift is it just. the best it was fun getting the gift and. giving it helping to be a part of. Christmas is the you get KY for. Christmas uh I got her the gift of me. wait keep he was trying to like play it. nonchalant but it was kind of crazy that. was a crazy thing M for you my on. Christmas morning his mom looks at us.

and is like oh are youall going to give. each other your gift I was like okay and. I give Maverick his gift and he opens it. up and he's like all right well let's. move on and his mom is like wait where's. where's Kinsey's gift yeah because. Kinsey's evil she's an evil little girl. don't let her be underestimated she and. I had a mutual agreement we said listen. if we want to get each other gifts for. Christmas we should just get each other. gifts in general it doesn't have to be. for Christmas if we want to get each. other something so we're not so I we. said we're not going to get each other.

gifts for Christmas and she said Okay. and then and then Christmas morning in. front of my parents she's like hey. Maverick I got you a gift oh look yeah. I'm going to be real I don't even know. who's in the wrong there if you guys. agreed you're not do gift whoa it was. not a mutual agre we all know I'm I'm a. romantic man I would have got her a gift. if if that was the case now i' have got. her a good gift all right I'm not the. kind to just like forget Christmas okay. okay there was a mutual agreement no. gifts and I and we this conversation was.

more than once and she brought a gift to. make me look bad in front of my own. family and to make herself look good no. and you know why she wanted to do it she. wanted to make up for it because she. forgot my mom's birthday so she was. trying to make it look like I forgot. your mom's I did not forget your mom's. birthday yeah you're trying to get back. in good with my mama yeah I know what. you're trying to do that was crazy you. didn't forget my mom's birthday no. that's not that crazy no and then my mom. forgot her birthday and I was like Mom. are you being like Petty right now. that's crazy listen honey sit honey sit.

honey honey sit girl oh my. gosh you're Terri. honey the aliens are. real that scared me he said the aliens. are aliens are real scared dude I sleep. with dog I'm not sure that thing's going. to blow up this episode I really don't. think so it look wait show the.

bottom y' think this thing's going to. blow up wait no it looks like it's. getting there yeah it's got a long way. imagine I'm just like y'all think this. thing's going to blow up and it blows my. head off dude it's got a long way I'm. just like start doing more than one at a. time he's been doing that Stella come. here yeah I I actually had meant to ask. kiny I'm not asking you Maverick I'm. asking Kinsey okay did you both actually. agree to not get each other gifts no MAV. was like oh we don't have to get each. other Christmas gifts so believe K.

that's what I said I said I fully. believe that MAV was like we don't need. to get each other gifts and KY was like. I want to do gifts and M just didn't. listen but then we were at my parents. house before Christmas and he was like. oh yeah I got Kinsey a gift I got her a. gift no I said we're we're not doing. gifts or something and then you were. like well I got you a gift I was like. yeah yeah I got you a gift too and I was. like obviously she's joking right like. yeah I got you one too hun. yeah so butle and I want to throw up.

Stella's butle is crazy it's and she. just throws it out for everyone to see. she whips that thing around man she. doesn't needan to she whips that can we. said it Chase was looking at it and he. like it's glistening at me. EAS come. here Chas a dog so weird dude he's a dog. don't don't look at her booty. hole show the booty hole has a heart on. her butt she's just so fancy like that.

heart do you see the heart right here. Stella I'm so sorry keny a heart on your. butt is not a flex that is well your. wife. has man you just CAU a stray wait does. she uh yes she does have a heart is that. what the tattoo is that is what the. tattoo you didn't know what the tattoo. is I didn't know I we got to add context. real quick when Kate was 14 Kate was 14. she self gave her tattoo on her butt I'm. pretty sure she was 15 15 whatever um. Harper thought it was a stretch.

mark pretty stretch. mark Honey's out of breath from playing. look at her yeah and I can smell it from. here close your mouth honey take a dude. so M what did you do to make up for not. getting your wife a Christmas gift um. nothing I I I feel ultimately yeah you. would think after that he would have. done something yeah you would you would. think after Christmas you'd be like oh. well I got to get you a gift now she. should be making it up to me even she. made me look bad in front of the whole. that's such a b mentality no stop what.

the heck is that supposed to mean what. did I say what do you mean what did you. say what did I say you just looked my. direction and said even cash got me a. good. gift I'm saying usually you're like it's. a now you're catching straight what is. that I mean usually you're like farting. on a person or calling me fat you know I. never call oh my go you makes it worse I. I don't get good gifts I got Kate a. vanity I got Kate a dog I got Kate. Taylor Swift tickets I I look at Kate. and say how you. doing that's a gift you know what makes.

it worse though honey honey come up here. there was a gift underneath the tree at. Christmas that didn't have a name on oh. my gosh I smell her breath yeah I smell. it too yeah anyways there was a gift. under the tree at Christmas that didn't. have a name on it and it was wrapped in. our wrapping paper and I was like oh. that's like the gift that Maverick got. me you know but then I realized 30. minutes after presents were done being. opened that 30 minutes. think every minute that went by she was. like anytime now yeah yeah exactly then.

I I slowly realized it was a gift that I. had wrapped for granny and I just forgot. to put her name on it and it was really. sad for me oh that's even worse she. thought she had a gift I don't care. y'all can't make me feel bad you're so. rude no because we had an agreement and. she went behind my back I don't think. you guys had an agreement it doesn't we. did she was just like well I just. assumed like obviously going each other. something Hey Mommy's allergic to. cashews what if you're allergic don't. don't assume what if it's we're just. going to get each other something after. we said we aren't my birthday is also.

December also didn't give me a birthday. gift you didn't get me a birthday gift. we went out to dinner and I bought you. cakes and then I bought you other she. did plan a whole dinner with your. friends and bought you two you're. telling me I'm the only one that got you. a birthday gift yeah actually oh. wait I do have a birthday gift for you. oh really wait okay that's like so last. month what are you talking about. remember it just showed up oh really. yeah well can I have go get it no you. didn't get kiny a birthday gift watch. well no kiny we were like with her. family and I said I said I'd love to go.

do something but we're with your family. is there something you want to go do at. all she's like no I just want to I want. to play games with my family tonight so. that's what we did for her birthday we. played games with her no you're supposed. to plan a birthday dinner for when you. guys are back home not with your family. we have just got back home like. yesterday so plan something for her. birthday it's like a month later we've. been traveling all month my gosh. something for her birthday man at least. look at her and say how you doing make. your calls I don't want it anymore. though every everybody needs to stop. making me look like a bad guy because I.

a good man hey can we get to this gift. of Mavs well I would like to just take a. moment H and tell you MTH that you. should be a little more aware next time. you know that if a woman says they're. not getting you a gift that they. probably are she didn't say that though. women are liars that's what we learned. here today she didn't say she even the. cameraman shaking his head he's like. women are liars shut. up he's like not that part look at them. playing oh no a honey you like jump up. is so. I know she's so she honey played me for. two days straight and acted like she.

couldn't climb upstairs she would just. wait at the bottom of the stairs and be. like are you going to pick me up dude. you got to make sure that watermelon. explodes by the inter yeah anyways um. I'm just hoping it doesn't blow my. crotch up man I mean this thing's this. thing's crazy dude I guess I suppose. I'll go get your gift Maverick but I I. don't feel like you deserve it because. you didn't get Kinsey a gift it's not. about what you deserve and kiny I did. give you a gift remember so don't think. that I didn't no me talk I'm was going. to put my mic away. what come here honey I I really am.

getting played here though y'all are. really making me like we had an. agreement Kinsey and it wasn't like a. contract but it was like Hey we're not. doing that so Maverick is a good husband. every other day every other day my. goodness just kidding wow she's not on. Christmas I'm excited Christmas is my. favorite holiday cuz I get a lot of. gifts I didn't eat anything anyways as. I've gotten older I realized that like. I've gotten less and less gifts than my. nieces have or not my nieces my like uh. my cousins and it's just kind of sad.

you're getting old why are they why are. they it's wrapped in everything with. little Geralds hey hey hey uh open the. bottom one first the bottom one first. here H okay all right guys what what. comment down below what you think Kate. got me for my birthday they're about to. see it is got. the I'm like do I just rip it open do I. just start yeah yeah that's normally how. you open a gift yeah it's got little. Gerald's on itly crap it got Gerald's on. it all right o it's 7.5x 5x 5 in is the.

Box no stay here dude honey the dogs are. making this so chaotic feel guys be. quiet we need to give M his moment. yeah hey does look a little bit like. like. this okay okay. M every ASM yeah it was all right sorry. if you guys didn't like. it o fres. oh my good this is crazy the man who. didn't get his wife a birthday or.

Christmas present just got handed a gift. on the podcast yeah that is wild the. only reason I'm giving it to you is cuz. it's non returnable sometimes wait you. could have gave it to me what for you. [Music]. really. oh well it's a a is that a bowl it's a. bowl what does it say oh Maverick's ice. cream Bowl hey Maverick's ice cream bowl. y'all don't understand Maverick eats a.

lot of ice cream aot that's crazy wait. did you think it might as well call. Maverick's diabetes Bowl hey yeah this. thing's going me to my coffin they'll be. like what was the cause of death. everybody just looks over at the bowl. they're like so wait is this Maverick's. ice cream spoon what is this. yeah no way it's a shovel spoon oh my. God it's m ice cream shovel you you. don't taste your ice cream you just. shovel it in Maverick's ice cream shovel.

that's actually hilarious Kate's really. trying to kill you off early man bro you. trying to get rid of me or something. okay that's very nice she's like you're. not coming back for season 3 that's very. thoughtful of you actually yeah take no. this is like I mean this is. amazing you were you just scrolling. through I'm going to need an epin after. this but this is this is it no I. actually I was on Etsy and I found it. wow and he likes the smaller spoons too.

so yeah this shovel is perfect size they. fit for a small mouth wow this is a. great this is so like this is me like. this is me he was not this excited for. the gift that I gave him what are you. talking about what' you give him I gave. him a rangefinder oh M you're gonna you. will like your Rangefinder much more oh. I love my Rangefinder I love it this is. just so unique is this. ASMR wait hold on not not that. sounds like pimples popping Alex stepped.

on bubble wrap today and I really. thought someone was getting shot in. the I was so scared CU here. I did anything interesting you went to. freaking Denver or where'd you go for. Christmas uh Colorado Oklahoma go skiing. up there yeah wait did you actually go. skiing yeah I want to see a video of you. SK did you jump again last time you went. skiing I was like oh my goodness you. look like you're flying. ski or snowboard I ski I video this year.

no cuz I was sick half of the trip a. that video of you last year is the. funniest thing ever she comes over the. hill it's just like and she flies like. 15 feet in the air it's not not even. exaggerating I fly literally so high all. I wasn't even expecting that clip like I. wasn't like I I don't know you got to. start really putting dud I'm trying you. like this watermelon is it's almost. there no it's not almost there that's. the problem throw it at the wall and see. what it does it's got it you need a lot.

more trust me it's going to look like. that for a while this thing is tough man. I'd say you're like halfway cash did you. hear that yeah you could have at least. capitalized on it KY said I really. fumbled I could have taken a video of. myself crying and been like Kate got a. dog for Christmas and I got nothing wow. that would have made M look bad yeah. that would have looked really lot of VI. did you cry no I didn't cry oh I would. have cried I didn't eat anything for. Christmas EX except the one thing I. actually like needed that should have. been on my attack her get Stella out of.

here man I did not get it for Christmas. attack honey okay what are you doing har. guys can we get the dogs out of here. Honey's F what is Harper doing Stella's. doing. great Harper Honey's so chill she's just. like a one with the couch Harper what. are you. doing are you done for this. episode yeah up like a like Santa's sack. guys Ser can we get out.

here yo that was crazy wait what do you. not like about Stella her collar oh. she's just making a lot of noise. dude Stella come here M oh my gosh You. Spin Me Right Around baby right around. when you go down like a record baby. right around. wait you're going to hit her head that. looks like the carnival ride at the.

fair you should have seen what you. looked like you look so. funny just take a minute like am I drunk. man just take a. minute that I'm dizzy too hard dude. that's my favorite thing about toddlers. is spinning them around and watching. them fumble they're just all over the. place that was I don't like it when the. toddler starts faking it though I'm like. you're not even dizzy I know and they're.

like yeah I'm not falling for that yeah. I'm not following your tricks a cash. just throw it at a wall and see what. happens cash is really actually slightly. disappointed in his Christmas not this. Christmas gift but um he got me a. Christmas gift before he he got honey. like a couple days before so he still. gave me the other one too and he bought. me a necklace from kinder Scott yeah I. fumbled man ah wait how did you fumble. because Kindra Scott.

man what' Kindra. do I don't know if it was KRA or Scott. but. listen what you you knocked this over. hold on what my alarm's going off listen. you didn't just fumble that you also. fumbled with the Drone today cash has. been flying that drone for weeks now and. finally the expensive one yeah he. crashed it into a building there is a. time when every pilot crashed. did I look like Hudson River that was a.

landed Landing did I look like a okay. that no that was a crash landing yeah. but this wasn't a crash landing this was. just a crash face you ran into a. building that's called a crash not a. crash landing yes I did run into a. building but you know what it was a. metal building okay so what's the okay. makes it better. uh dude close your mouth oh yeah so. Kendra Scott what Kendra Scott I went in. there and I was like Hey keep putting. those.

on how does that even happen that's what. you get for trying to shoot mou with. it. how hold on let me do that one more time. how do you do it which. what give me one look look watch I can. do oh what. I'm up I don't know how to how to make M.

put him on the thing you got to hurry. yeah so Kindra Scott oh yeah um Kindra. Scott I walked in there and before I was. getting Kate honey for Christmas I went. and got her KRA Scott necklace what are. you doing No don't touch my melons no. seriously no. seriously touch my melons okay I'll use. the thick ones don't touch my melons is. a crazy statement listen. before I got Kate honey for Christmas I. went and I went and got her a dress you.

get her. syrup oh we got leakage keep putting. them on man it's leak hey it's going to. blow soon then I was like is my sock get. it's water broke it's water is breaking. D I thought was at hoer I thought I was. peeing myself don't point that at your. face oh my gosh the juices are going. every don't point it at your face this. is bad keep talking about whatever it's. dripping it's dripping okay it's. dripping. don't point at anybody I'm telling.

you I'm Ser dude I'm freaking serious do. not point that at us why are you even. put it in my crotch I'm not doing that. just don't point it at us okay tell us. about K oh dear lord Matt put the table. down put the table down let it Point At. You M put the table down I need set on. table Harper it'll go right in your face. don't let it hit you oh my gosh dude. it's fine honey's getting a black. curtain up I don't think the okay. anyways I was at Kendra got hold this in. front and I went and got her a necklace. and I got Kate this like stupid pink one.

and I was like why would I get that I. literally sat in the car and I was like. why would I pick out that your job. necklace necklace and then I was like. Cas even going to like this and I I give. it to Kate and she's like oh I love it. and the next day I was like you can. return it and she's like okay I will no. it's not that I didn't like it I love. that he went and picked me out a. necklace he just picked one that like. won't match anything and if he's going. to get me a necklace I would rather it. be something something I'll wear every. single day that's a nice way of saying I. returned it well no I haven't returned.

it yet cuz you're going to go with me. and we're going to pick out a new one. together so sad but so sweet why would I. pick out the stupid pink one I know that. was so cute he went into my favorite. store it's cracking at the top he went. into my favorite store Franchesca and he. picked me out like back that way he also. picked me out a little dress to wear for. a date slightly angled oh yeah angled. that way can you imagine him in a. boutique shopping for a dress in the. corner wait cash I got a know did you. pick out the dress or did you did you. like go up to the lady and we're like. can you please help me yeah I picked it. out I tried it on and everything okay.

all right they looked at me weird when I. was like uh K about my size so I'll try. it on whoa said my girl's my size no no. I was saying like my high okay. no I always ruin everything's crying do. y'all hear her she she's about to freak. out when this thing explodes is it going. to be freak out you know who else is. going to freak out when it explodes me. me probably me cuz I'm the one in the. danger. zone I don't think you understand it's. going to be like a rocket cash is he put. a I want you to imagine this all those.

rubber bands pulled back this far how. much pressure that really it's to become. a ball of rubber bands yeah this is. terrifying with with watermelon in the. middle we should I need like something. to protect I know we need eye eye. protection yeah we got some eye honey. and your holder I'm worried about you. I'm worried about myself you want to. switch seats yeah okay switch me seat I. mean yeah yeah yeah please why is. everybody scared of my. watermelon it's y'all are. oh my gosh yall are the silliest people. in the world this is a fruit y'all are.

scared of a fruit yeah but it's like or. is this a vegetable it's a big fruit is. it fruit it's a Frable fral a fruit by. foot that's what it's about to be no. with a spring just splashed at. me oh my gosh I cannot wait for this. thing to exp it's going to I'm scared my. phone oh my I'm scared M can you what my. my phone is dead. oh yeah I'm filming it all right guys. I'm going to be for.

real am I too close no you're good but. it's going to be a while still no but. like I mean I'm telling you it still. needs a lot that's not what I'm saying. man hurry up oh my gosh yo chill I'm. saying am I too close to the melon no. I'm telling you this cash when I did it. it was like cracking everywhere and then. it finally exploded oh it's cracking. there's a huge crack on the top Yeah you. got to just keep going it's going to. take a while well what should we talk. about until then in the same spot don't. like put them up higher yeah in the same. spot you made it really wide the more in. the same spot the higher pressure in.

that D area dude she's leaking every. what are you Bill n yeah you want more. pressure per square inch all right y'all. keep talking about something Harper what. what did what oh my gosh what's your. favorite it's leaking everywhere what's. what my favorite what favor gift you got. probably my vanity I got a bigger you. got a vanity oh. cute yeah I I my gosh this is stressful. I want to see your vanity though math. yeah yeah I don't know about this thing. right there did you like your. Rangefinder oh I love my Rangefinder.

it's my favorite. gift maybe cash maybe if you give it a. little squeeze with your hands to assist. no no no it's I would you're telling me. you want me to squeeze the melon okay. stop it K you can't say that I just. did arm arm yo somebody won't drink that. it's just water I mean from the melon oh. that I mean it is watermelon yeah it. literally is water off the table looks. like water it's kind of gross it's like. sugar water probably um natural sugar.

water I'm not going to lie this. Christmas felt like it lasted forever I. do I do feel like this holiday season. went on forever and ever going holiday. season what are you a banquet yeah all. season no like we I had Christmas at our. parents house and then keny's parents. house and it was just like it felt like. Christmas kept going and then I felt. like it's still going low key don't. worry I got it I'm worried about what. this the climate change yeah oh this. room is about to change this melon is.

just so misshaping it's funny cuz I. don't think y'all understand we are so. in the Splash Zone gosh this thing goes. everywhere in a second I mean melon just. everywhere what if it's I'm telling you. it's every like we're all. C. fores that box is going to save her. that's a tiny box face that's all yeah I. will I will once it explo by time it. explodes you going to have time to cover. your face I genuinely don't think you. understand cash melon everywhere about 5. minutes or less I don't I'm really. intrigued okay I watch his videos and it.

it pops before and then that's what I'm. saying sometimes it takes a while yeah. it like cracks real bad so like he's not. even close really should we lowkey just. cut or like no no you keep talking well. we don't really have anything to talk. about as your as you're like the no no. no pretend like I'm not even here the. melon is taken away from us no well I. had two favorite Christmas G gifts what. were they um one of them was. Tera Maverick and Cash's mom got me this. stop talking yeah I'm trying to talk.

yeah M always does that. bro anyways keep going she got me this. golden frame that's stop talking oh oh. I'm sorry we're on the podcast guys okay. what are they talking about uh I think. the. melon yeah sorry it's. okay your uh terot only Kate cares about. my gift thank you Kate I do she got this. golden frame I'll be really fast that's. really intricate and it matches my. chandelier it's beautiful and it's about.

yay big actually the size of this. dinosaur painting yeah and it's of me. and M's first kiss at our wedding it was. beautiful what was your other gift you. said oh my other gift was from my mom. and it was like an eyelash. serum I love it um guys I don't think. y'all see but this melon is about to. reach. Mars it's about to blast off baby throw. it at the wall oh my goodness. wait how long y'all think till this at. his face when he does. it he looks like a cartoon character.

dude I'm preparing for impact every time. know talking about how is this. watermelon standing up like that and not. like rolling around oh because I I. designed it like that what's crazy is. we're all just in a second going to. freak out cuz it just go my eyes are. hurting cuz I know it's about to like. come at my your eyes you should see my. eyes go is really freaking he's like. second pull him in my face his hands. he's like thinking he's going to lose. who's a hand like he's treating it like. a real bomb severely dripping like you.

guys seen the like bomb diffusers in the. movie Saw in cloes are you taking this. on regular it's on you guys ever seen. interst can't have. that you guys know when they're like. handling a bomb in like an army movie. and they're like diffusing it that's. cash he's like all right I just got to. be very careful with the C4 don't let. her go just keep petting her make her. feel Comfort make her feel comforted. cash is like bomb squad. right dear.

Lord um it cracked a little. bit it's pointing towards. us oh no it's oh oh it's cracking on the. top oh no keep going. Cash He said oh no keep going oh. no oh man it's about to get crazy blow. I'm. scared oh my.

goodness dude I think I think how many. more rubber bands You' think I'm. thinking 20 and it blows yeah I think 20. 20 to 40 somewhere in there yeah yeah 20. to 40 okay that well that was. four oh my gosh this is so scary this is. terrifying oh my goodness watch watch it. just go can can we all just take a. minute and look at the shape of that. thing dude that's the four it is. severely map leak okay there's seven Oh. it's leaking so much is that seven or.

eight seven did he do two though oh no. oh it's moving she's moving I'm so. scared this thing is. flowing cash keep your eyes closed atast. oh it's cracking down the. middle it's your mic actually. itic it's caught on the oh don't point. it at me I'm going to need your help now. point that little demon away I need your. help no you don't no I do because look.

when I'm going over it it's like my. hands aren't big enough they're like. getting stuck in the cracks that's okay. you got. it yeah 10 no I actually need your help. no you got it no I can't point to crack. it's in the crack that's what I'm saying. I need your help yeah so point the crack. towards you no no come here no I'm not. getting on that a watermelon drop that t. rotate the crack camera can't even see. you bro it can see me fine come here mm. I'm going to need a volunteer Harper. alien. man he goes no listen.

it's he said I'm scared he said I don't. want anything to do with that this table. oh I'm sorry my life is on the line oh. my goodness it's going to blow cat it's. a matter of time it's not even more. rubber band it's just time at this point. you just squirted on. me my. goodness you said it was going to be. like a rock that was fun yeah that was. kind of mom my hands went through all. that pen for that hey that made like a.

little bowl though wait can I eat it all. right guys thank you so much for. watching we'll see you next time use. Maverick shovel. oh where's the where's the ball of. rubber band also guys go subscribe to. the cash Maverick YouTube channel we're. dropping videos uh two videos a month. I'll see you next time.