Cash Defends Kate and Leaves the Podcast
There was this host that got kicked off. of the podcast, the LOL podcast. And. there's this guy. >> that came in and replaced her. >> and it was better. >> Let's just leave Kate out of it. Can we. just have a normal podcast? >> But I'm saying like we can talk about. like her when she used to be here cuz. she was a big part of the podcast. I I. get you're trying to make a joke. But. I'm just saying it's not funny. >> Making a joke about her not being here. is fine. Cash, are you. >> Cash, we're messing with you. All right. Well, it looks like we need another. host. >> He did not like you laughing. You. already have blonde highlights. No shot. [laughter].
Guys, can we stop? >> Welcome to the episode. Uh, KO'S. MASSAGING MAVERICK. OW. WHAT THE OW. WAIT. DO IT TO ME NOW. DO IT TO ME. Didn't feel good. Feel it. >> Did that hurt? >> Yeah. >> Wait. Do it to me. But don't. >> I'm I'm sweating right now. >> Wait, your your neck's too big. [laughter]. >> I I I'm sweating really bad right now. You got a big neck. >> Doing it to Noah back, bro. >> He's a BIG NECK BOY. AH, WHAT WAS THAT? >> IT PARALYZES YOU. >> Why would you do that then,
>> dude? Paralyzed me. >> Are you pressing hard? >> Actually, feels really good. >> No, I'm barely like Right. >> All right. Anyways, guys, welcome back. to another episode. >> It's like your neck glands or something, and it like hurts really bad when you. squeeze them. >> Um, today we have we have a lot planned. for you guys. >> We do. >> We do. >> Yeah. >> Also, before we start the episode, [laughter]. >> add this in like the thumbnail thing. first. [snorts] Like be like, "No.". Okay. So, add this into like the. thumbnail before, like the thing before. No. Oh, I'm so fat. >> You mean the the intro? >> No, I'm so fat. Okay, ready? So,
basically, I have two sweatshirts on and. two sweatpants on, so that's why I look. like this. >> Why do you have two sweatpants on? >> Cuz I don't want to change. >> You have double sweatpants? >> Mhm. >> And two sweatshirts? >> Mhm. >> High five. >> Oh my gosh, she has like eight layers of. clothes on right now. >> Oh my gosh. If I could run around so. much, I'd probably lose some pounds. So, cool. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> People do that. They all sweat. >> Yeah, people run. >> Just wear um there's like aluminum foil. on the inside like of like a jacket.
>> This guy is mic. Look at his Look at his. mic. >> Look at him. [laughter]. >> It has. Next time he comes on, we're ming him up. like literally with a mic. >> That's what I THAT'S WHY I DO IT cuz I'm. SO USED TO BEING MY TONGUE. >> ONE TIME I WAS ON HIS PODCAST. NO. >> Um [snorts] No, but like they have like. aluminum inside their jacket and they. run with it and it like it's like a. sauna. >> Oh yeah. Absolutely not. You do not know. what I'm talking about. >> Oh, we do not care. [laughter]. >> I know what you're talking about. Yeah. No, my friend. >> You know what? You're like the You two.
are like the only mature ones here. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> Thank you. >> See, that was a very. >> You're over here like, "Oh my god, stop. yelling. Please.". >> That was a That was actually a very hot. topic. Uh before you came over here. like, "What are you doing? Get away from. me. HIS PLEASE STOP. >> I'M GOING TO LEAVE. WE'RE GOING TO KILL. HIM.". >> Why are you yelling? >> I'm going to do Why are you Why are you. yelling? >> Why are you yelling? You yell every day. of your life. >> I do not yell. >> You're yelling right now. >> No, you're yelling. >> Are you upset? >> Okay, everyone calm down. >> Okay, you know what, guys? Let's.
restart. Welcome to the LOL podcast. >> Welcome back, guys. >> Why did she just. >> see? She wants me to do the. introduction. READY? >> THIS IS THE PROBLEM. Ever since this. Ever since he came on the pod, you two. have been sizing each other up like it's. some sort of battle. >> Stop. I'm going to take him out tonight. >> Sorry. Sorry. No, that was my fault. That was my fault. >> I'm gonna take him out tonight. >> Stop. I'm going to take him out tonight, [laughter]. >> brother. >> On a date. What? What? >> Okay. You know what? I'm going to the. podcast. [laughter]. >> No, I uh I'm going to take him out. tonight. Uh.
>> as soon as it's done as long as. >> he will not be back. I promise you that. >> What the. >> It'll be over. >> Over. >> It'll all be over, folks. >> You know, by the time they post this, the cops would have already filmed me. and you're in jail. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> All right. Anyways, >> what's wrong with you? >> Ready? Ready? Ready? >> You want to go to jail? >> All right. Welcome back to the All. Podcast, guys. Thank you so much. Today. we have Harper Zelmer, Maverick. something, and Kinsey and this guy. >> Oh. Oh, Maverick B. Uh, Baker.
>> Oh my gosh. I'm going to strangle him. [applause]. first. I'm going to hang upside down. before I do it. If he don't talk to. [laughter] his freaking microphone, >> guys, I'm so used to being miked up like. having a little like Exactly. >> PUSH IT AWAY. EVERY time I [laughter]. understand, >> right? Hi guys, welcome to the LOL. podcast. Harper Zmer, Kaya Lee Roberts, Cash Baker, Maker, Kinsey Baker. Is your. [applause] middle name Lee? [cheering]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I feel like Harper should do the. intros actually. >> Exactly. She's more like nonchalant or. >> I feel like you should, you know, maybe. even more star of the show than you,
Cash, so I think you should do it. Let's. hear. >> Yeah, >> she just did it, I thought. >> All right, I just did it. >> Yeah, she did just do it. M, why are you. pressuring her to do it twice? >> Stop yelling. Stop yelling. >> Hey, I want to see how hard I can flick. your ear before it hurts. >> Okay, so we're not going to do that. That's what we're not going to No, no, no. See, we're not going to do that. Here's what we're going to do. Just. accept it. >> I have things to talk about today. >> Go. >> I can't. My armor's stuck. >> We have [laughter]. >> I'm stuck. I'm stuck. >> Why Why is he What's happening? >> Help. >> I didn't hit it very hard. I got it. I. got it. >> I don't want to be here anymore. >> Um, >> yay. We get to replace another go.
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pimple. >> Can we? >> It won't go away. It's been here. forever. [snorts]. >> Did you see what Jelly Roll did at the. Grammys? >> He lost so much weight. >> Please tell us. >> Wait, which wait? His. >> whenever he won his acceptance speech. >> YES. >> WAIT, WHAT he did? What he did? So good. What do. >> it was amazing? Oh, you can't know cash. Sorry. Yeah. >> What was it? >> I'll just play it so everybody can see. it. >> You can't. >> It was amazing, bro. Everybody stood up. and applauded him. >> Copyright stupid. >> I am one of the biggest Jelly Roll. supporters out there. I will always love.
Jelly Roll. >> Impress how Reeba has not aged. [laughter]. >> I'M NOT KIDDING. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU PULLED FROM THAT. >> NO, she looks actually younger. She. looks younger. >> No. My guy got up there said Jesus for. everybody. Jesus ain't belong to nobody. I mean, he belonged to everybody, but. not like one group of people. >> Exactly. It was so. >> And that's an awkward thing to do at the. Grammys. I feel like. >> No, that's what I was gonna say. Especially Illuminati stuff. Like. >> people have said stuff like that and. literally like gotten their mic cut off. at events like that before. Really? Exactly. Yes. People have said stuff. like that and then they're like they'll.
like mute it on the TV. Maybe. Yes. 100%. They've done it. >> on the TV. They'll like cut to. commercial and things like that to like. get it off. >> Yeah. >> I don't know if specifically the. Grammys, but I know they have done that. Yeah. So like for him to go up there, say it, get it all out, Grammys, put it. out. It's freaking amazing. >> And they let it stay. They let they. showed everybody applauding and. everything. let everything stay at the. Grammys. >> At first, like nobody was applauding. Loki. The first time he said it, you. hear like 10 people and then I think. everybody's like, "Oh, it's okay. We're. not going to get yelled at for. clapping.". >> No, that was really cool. >> We're not going to get in trouble. >> Yeah,
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>> They killed her mic. They're definitely. killing your mic. They're not. the fire truck WENT TO THE WALK OUT. THERE. Har walks out there in like the. weird form. She's like, "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.". >> Yeah. I [laughter] should have said the. base. >> What if I got out THERE AND. >> THAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST GRAMMY? >> OH MY GOSH, GUYS. I JUST JUMPED IN JUST. MARK MY WORDS. MARK my words. If I ever. win a Grammy, I'm going to go up there. and say, "Thank you. Thank you." and. like go on my hands and knees and hold. like the thing on top of my head and. balance it. [laughter].
>> If you did that, it would go viral. I'll. tell you that. Everyone would be like, "What?" And uh actually, we're taking it. back. [laughter]. >> We actually Okay. Because like I really. I want to be a singer when I grow up and. hopefully I want a Grammy. So, and then. I'll go and. >> you invite us to come watch you accept. your Grammy. >> Yes. And I'll say thank you. >> Me, too. >> Yeah. And I'll say I'll say thank you. >> Do you guys think they know that they. won or not before they show up? >> Probably like some of them because I. think some of them low-key like don't. even show up if they're not winning a.
Grammy. You think? >> Oh, maybe. I know. Yeah. Speeches. prepared. >> Uh there was I went to a Grammy one time. and there was like two artists that. didn't show up that won a Grammy. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> Dang. That's like I don't think they. actually know. I just feel like if. you're like like Justin Bieber and he's. like I'm not flying in to go to the. Grammys unless he didn't win a Grammy. >> Unless I know I'm winning a Grammy. Yeah, he No, he literally went there. this time and did not win a Grammy. Maybe he's a bad. >> But he performed. He performed. That's. >> Oh, he did. >> Yeah, he performed. >> Another thing is like boxers.
>> Oh, I saw that. Yeah, that was. >> Bro, and all the girls were like this. No lie, I've seen girls that were going. >> at the Grammy, bro. >> Was it Reeba? NO, I'M [laughter]. KIDDING. REBA WAS SMILING at Jelly Roll, too. >> No, actually the person that was that a. person that wasn't actually smiling that. much was Haley. >> She was just like this. >> Who? Haley. Baby, >> there's a No. >> I mean, I don't think my wife would be. smiling. >> Sorry. I don't know why. I just. >> I don't think my wife would be smiling. if I was performing shirtless with. boxers with girls. [laughter].
>> She didn't look happy the whole time. I. saw like when. Yeah, he looked miserable when they. walked in to like do their like red. carpet and take pictures. What's the. Epstein files, by the way? What is that? >> I don't think that's a conversation, though. Yeah. So, >> yeah, I don't think THAT'S A PODCAST. CONVERSATION. >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> BASICALLY, this really rich guy owned. had uh had control over a bunch of other. rich people with like blackmail. So, Jeffrey Epste had blackmail on a bunch. of other rich people. >> Have you heard of the LOL Files? >> Lol. Oh, bro. I could literally.
>> So, this is what the LOL Files is. There. was this host that got kicked off of the. podcast, the LOL podcast, and there was. this guy. >> that came in and replaced her and it was. better. >> Okay. >> No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. >> It was Katie. It was. >> Do you know that Kate watches this? >> Yeah. >> No, it's just not better. It was just. Don't say that. Don't say that. >> No, I love Kate and I wish she was still. here. But it is fun to have like. different vibes. Like maybe we should. maybe we should all switch in and out.
>> All right. Are you okay? >> What? >> You didn't just like dab him. >> Yeah, you got to love me. Hang in. I. complimented you, but okay. >> I love you. Didn't see. >> This is why I size people up when they. do stuff like this. >> I didn't see it, but Okay. >> All right, >> brother. I was like this right in front. of your eyes. >> Don't do it now. [laughter] I don't want. your handshake now. >> That's my Sprite. >> A Sprite? [laughter]. >> Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me. right now? >> I need I need I need a good She want a.
Coke Zero. We have some downstairs. >> I'm sitting on one actually. >> Yeah, I got you here. >> Yeah. Here you go. Ready? >> Release them. One, two, three. Release. them. >> Did [laughter] you guys sit in your. camera? >> Y'all are so. >> Oh no. >> Oh no. Don't hurt his mic. >> Hey, microphones, guys. >> I'll [laughter] get to zero. >> They're They're like 5-year-old boys. right now. >> YES. CHOKE THEM OUT, KO. [screaming].
YES. >> GET HIM. >> Cash farted. >> Yeah, he did. [laughter]. >> And it actually stinks. >> Oh, no. >> Here's your Coke Zero. >> Here's your Coke Zero. >> You did all [laughter]. You did all that to be A 16. >> I RIPPED MID WRESTLING, GUYS. DANG. >> Did you guys Speaking of the jelly roll. stuff, did you guys want this after. that? I. >> wouldn't want that. >> I always say his name wrong. It's not.
Toki. To toga toki the streamer what you. have an issue right now. >> What? >> Yeah, you do. >> I was fixing my mic and he's like. >> I [laughter] was he wouldn't hang it. over. >> I think I can't remember. >> Toga lost about 200 lb. >> How? >> Yeah, cuz last year I saw him at the or. two years ago I saw him at the KCA's and. he was like not looking like that. >> Really? >> Toi? Yeah. >> Hey cash I still would have won that. >> To you don't know who Togei is? >> The streamer. >> Really? >> Toi? I've never heard of Togei. Y'all.
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>> We thought you know who Toki is, Kinsey? >> No, but I feel like like. >> she said really. >> it looks like a guy account. So, it. looks like something that you're What. about him now? What about. >> He's just a streamer that does a lot of. like crazy expensive like gambling and. like crazy. >> Okay. What about him? >> Um. >> he he got baptized. I I was just. thinking about that on the. >> at the Grammys. No, no, no. But. everybody, a lot of people were giving. him hate like for getting not hate for. getting baptized, but like like almost. like oh this people were just hating on.
it for some reason. >> They're just really hating on him. getting baptized and then because he's. like an alcoholic and like all this. other stuff, but then he's like been. posting videos like since then about. like his alcohol and gambling and like. all that stuff. Yeah. >> Wow. >> But the. >> the Jesus guy, what's his name? >> Joe Christian guy. >> The blonde guy. >> Moses. You know who I'm talking about. The blonde guy. >> Yeah. >> What's his name? I love Jesus. You like. him? >> Whoa. >> Wait. Who are we talking about? She. knows what I'm talking about. This guy. >> BRYCE. BRYCE. >> BRYCE. >> OH, BRYCE CRAWFORD. BRYCE.
>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. >> WAIT. A boxer. >> No. No. No. >> Bryce Crawford is Christian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about him? >> Cool. >> Oh, I was just saying he's the one that. baptized him. >> He just got married. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. There was people all in the. comments like being, >> you know, also cute. Bryce Hall. >> I think you think just everyone's cute. Like this is the comments on there. Beware of false prophets who come. disguised hard. Like I just feel like. that's crazy. Like you should be like. celebrating it. Like if somebody's. getting baptized instead of like like. >> hating. >> Yeah. Like hating on it. Like oh it's.
fake. It's not real. He's not really. like he's not really giving his life to. Christ. This is like crazy. >> You know what I hate? >> H. >> uh when people wear like cross necklaces. and they like don't do holy things. >> You mean they're not a Christian? >> Yeah. Basically like they just wear it. as an accessory. >> Oh, wear it as an accessory. And it's. like it's like like I have a few people. at my school who they literally just rip. the N word everywhere they go and they. wear a cross necklace. >> I'm not gonna lie. When I was single and. I was looking for a Christian girl, if a. girl had a cross necklace on, [laughter].
I was like, "Hey, how's it going?". >> That's crazy. That's the only reason Mav. talked to me the very first day we met. >> You had a cross necklace. She had a. cross-shouldn't. see it, but I had a bunch of crosses on. my t-shirt. >> Really? >> Yeah. So, I was like, "I'll talk to her. real quick." And then I was like, >> "When you went to go dance?". >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Yeah. I The place I said, "We need. to go dancing." That's where I met her. >> Bro, I'm slow down. Mhm. >> You meet a wife. >> I don't think he wants. >> 16, my guy. But actually, well, like I. said, I was engaged at Kate was 16 when. she was engaged, which is insane to say. >> I just don't want, >> brother. You don't know how bad that.
sounds. >> So, your brother Noah. >> Yeah. No, it's hitting me now. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Um, >> I married this girl that was 16 years. old. >> And I was almost hitting. I was I was 17. some and she was 16 when we got engaged. and then uh when she was we got married. when she was 18. So. >> dang. >> We were engaged for a year and a half. >> It's a good thing you waited till she. was 18 to get married. >> Maybe maybe we were engaged when she was. 17. I don't know cuz no we weren't. engaged for that long. >> Red Bulls are dangerous up here. I'll be.
honest. [laughter]. >> It's like the fourth spill. >> Maverick is so cool. [sighs and gasps]. [laughter]. >> You know who's pretty cool? >> Who? Billy Eyish. >> Oh, okay. I thought you were gonna back. me up there, Harper. >> No, she's [laughter]. >> Listen, I like you sitting in my seat. >> Thank you. >> But I don't like sitting in Kate's seat. >> I I got you. Don't worry. >> It just feels It feels different. >> You good? >> Uh, no. I'm okay. >> I sit in the middle and you [laughter].
>> No, it's just the I said it's better. earlier. It is different and it's just. different vibes. I think I like it a. little more because it's like more guys. So, it's like it's like more my humor. It's more fun. But like she looks like. she hates it. >> Hate what? >> The new podcast. >> She's just tired. >> We did film a lot today. >> But you I feel like you just hate the. new podcast group. >> Okay. How about we just take a vote? >> Um. >> well, I know who you're going to vote. for. >> Okay. Uh so who likes the podcast? >> No.
>> Better now. >> Can we not say we we would like. >> What's that song? What if what if what. if we just had everybody? >> Maverick's the one saying it. Kinsey. Yeah. What? No. No. No. I know you are. You're like you're like I THINK THE. PODCAST IS BETTER. >> GUYS, I DON'T like voting because like. it feels so disrespectful to Kate. >> I'm not trying to vote. >> Hey, Cash. I feel like. >> Kate off the pod. I'm saying Kate left. the pod by choice. >> True. We didn't kick her out. >> Yeah. So, it's like why why do I have to. say that it's like it. >> Why are we even talking about this?
>> Why? Why'd you kick her out? >> I didn't kick her out. >> Oh, never mind. I'm going to shut up. Um, anyways guys, how's your day today? >> Maverick, how's your day today? >> Oh, me? Yeah, you're not talking to him. >> No. >> Yeah. No, he's not cool. [laughter]. >> Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Can we get. a blanket and put cash in it and I'll. lift it up and swing it around? >> You lift it up? >> That'd be fun. >> Yes. >> No. If you can do that. >> No, please. Can [laughter]. >> I find a blanket? >> What? No. No. No. It's not. No. No. No. No blanket. I will not be getting that. Actually, >> I will put you in it. Don't worry.
>> I don't want to, brother. Noah. >> No. That's okay. Actually, we won't be. doing that. Uh, >> I'll give you $200 if you do it. >> Dang. Will you throw into a check? >> Yeah, I'll go into it, too. >> All right. How much? >> That's insane, dude. I'll go into. [laughter] the blanket. I'll go. >> Wait. Yes. Go into the blanket and I'll. we'll swing you. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'll go to the blanket. >> Get a blanket right now. All right. Fine. [laughter]. >> Do you want me to go get a blanket? >> Yes, please. >> Okay. [applause]. >> All right. I just miss Do you miss Kate.
being on the podcast? >> Kind of. I miss. >> What do you miss? I I do. >> I miss her being here like being a. right-hand man to me. Being here when I. cry. Being here when I'm sad, being here. to reassure me. >> I I. >> You don't feel those shoes, man. >> Huh? >> You You just don't feel those shoes like. that. >> I love Kate. >> and I I I regret ever doing whatever. >> What kind of blanket is that? >> I'm not making fun of it. >> Yeah, Bradley, but I don't know. >> Very nice. Wait, hold on. Back up. Did. you guys hear that?
>> No. >> I said I regret like what I ever did. >> The. >> Can you call her and talk to her? >> I. walk downstairs and I I know the. passcode to her door. >> Your microphone. >> She blocked me. [laughter]. >> He's going to kill her. He's going to. actually kill him. >> Kate blocked me so I can't [laughter]. block you. >> on on Instagram. Just go on the blanket. >> No. >> All right. [laughter]. You ain't going to fit in that blanket,
my guy. You You're the size of the. blanket. [laughter] You're literally not. going to fit in. >> Get up. Let's blanket. [laughter]. >> Looks like a sad puppy. >> Oh, he did not like you saying that. I'm. just saying mathematically it ain't. going to work. Harper, you got to get in. there, though. >> Come on, Harper. I'm honestly so. drained. But okay. >> Okay. >> Come on. It'll be fun. >> So, you got to sit in the middle like. you didn't get up because I'm a little. heavy like this. >> All right. Here we go. Ready? No, I'm. actually You actually held out. >> I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT. I GOT ALL.
RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, KENZIE, YOU GOT GOOD. BOY. YEAH, YOU MADE IT. WHAT? >> I GOT YOU. PLEASE, CAN you sit in it. >> first? [laughter]. I think that blanket might break. >> All right, sit down, Harvard. >> Can you help me so bad? >> Okay, Cash, come take a step. >> You should fix the camera. Shh. >> I'm a little big. >> I'm a little big. >> Ready? >> Ready? Three, two, one. >> Whoa, that's crazy. OKAY, DON'T DON'T. HURT HER. DON'T HURT [screaming].
HER. >> OKAY. OKAY, DON'T HURT HER. [laughter]. >> That low key seems so fun. >> All right, that wasn't even as fun as I. thought it was being, honestly. >> Really? It was You didn't get a rush. >> It smell like. >> Listen, >> listen, guys. Cash is upset and it's. fine. Like, >> yeah. Can you get a better move? >> I'm not I'm not upset. >> I'm sorry, bro. Oh, thank you. >> I'm not upset. Why you say I'm upset? >> You seem very irritated. >> I'm not irritated. Why? >> You have been this entire podcast. >> Is it because of that? How far does mic.
always? >> Why are you guys saying I'm irritated? [laughter]. >> You missed his little high five thing. Matt tried to talk to you. [laughter]. You ignored him. >> Do you miss Kate? >> You slapped his hand away. >> Okay. I was trying to hold your mic. I. >> think you're stressing. [snorts]. >> Cash, you know I'm a registered. therapist, right? >> Okay. Yeah. Talk to him about your. feelings. >> Yeah. Talk. Speak. >> We should have for the pod. >> Low key speak for you. >> Oh, honey. I've done enough. >> This is a safe place. All right, [laughter] I got you.
>> I'm serious. >> Why does he keep stealing my phone? >> Bro, your thing is so satisfying. Hey, >> can we can we seriously talk about. >> Cash? Why are you on your phone? >> He's texting his girl. >> No, he's not. Why is everybody so. concerned? I don't understand. What's. going on? cuz we love you. Cash, >> you said like 10 words since the podcast. started and I literally have talked a. lot. What is everybody? >> Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> Okay. I just Why are we yelling?
Everybody stop. Why are we yelling? >> If you do the Brother Noah dance, you'll. feel better. >> Everybody's Stop yelling. >> Would you ever let me dye your hair? >> Stop yelling at me, Kenzie. >> Would you nail your hair? >> My hair is already dyed. >> I think it would look pretty cool if you. let me like blue where the blonde. streaks are. [laughter]. >> I'm being serious. >> Frosty blue tips would definitely not be. the move. Hold on. I know he's going to. switch things, but I just want to ask. cuz I heard you say this earlier before. I forget. Do you actually want to have. Sky on? >> Yeah, >> we should have friends. I mean, yeah, we're chill. >> You and Sky are friends. >> Comment down below if we should do that.
episode. >> Sorry. [laughter]. >> Yeah, >> I I need this back, >> bro. It's so It's like my stress ball. >> Your stress ball? >> I know, but this one isn't as like. >> as big like mine is like. >> I feel left out. Everybody has those. phone cases besides me. >> I still have an auto box cuz you're old. >> Do you have it too, Kenzie? I do, but I. don't know where I put it. >> I don't have it. But I have it. You guys. have it. You have it. >> Do you guys actually use it? >> Yes. >> I use mine every single day. >> Okay. Oh, well, that was cool. [laughter]. >> I never I don't feel like I would ever.
use mine. >> It is annoying though whenever I like. set my phone down on the table and I'm. like at a restaurant or something. I'm. like, >> it's dirty, >> bro. But I love flexing my wallpaper. >> Is that your actual car? >> No. Soon. [laughter]. >> No, I feel like if I did that, all I. would do is fidget with it and I would. never actually. >> Oh my gosh, guys. My wallpaper's black. because Do you want to know the story? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, please. >> Oh, yes. >> Okay. So, it was of me and my. my boyfriend. >> Your booang? >> Yeah. My booang. It was [laughter] of me. and him and then.
>> Mr. Over Street. >> Yes. RIP it. And then I. >> Mr. uh. >> and then and then I had to um um I had. to what's it called? Take the You took. You took the wallpaper. You. >> Your wall screen IS BLACK BECAUSE WHY. I'M SO CONFUSED. [laughter] She said, "Y'all wanted the story." So the fire. fight said two more firefighter. Please. just [laughter] tell me why. >> By the way, blondes are better than. brunette. >> Just tell me why. >> Literally blond. What about LIKE. >> WHAT ABOUT REDHEADS? >> YEAH, GINGER. >> You literally That was Tell me why the.
black. >> for her. Blondes are better than. >> I don't know. Kind of miss him. >> So why is your screen black? >> Kind of miss him. >> That [applause] has nothing to do with. white. >> If you ever say that again. >> Yeah. Yeah. Back to therapy you go. >> We're not [laughter] BAD TALKING. WE'RE. NOT GOING TO TALK BAD ABOUT anybody. right now. We're not doing that. We're. not talking about. >> it has not to do with anybody personal. >> Nope. >> Yeah. Okay. Well, okay. Let me just tell. the story. Okay. I changed my wallpaper. black because it was of me and my bestie.
ever and now it's black because I was. sad. So. >> Oh, see you didn't have anything you. wanted to change it to, so you just made. it black. >> Cash. So it was and now it's not. Got it. >> Cash should change his wallpaper to. black. >> Why? Cuz you're all sad all the time. >> I'm not sad. Why does everybody think. I'm sad? >> YOU'VE BEEN SAD THIS whole episode. >> I'm What did I do to everyone? >> Sad because I'm better than Cat. >> I don't understand what what. >> Oh, what? >> Sorry. What? Wait. >> Too far. >> Sorry. >> I wouldn't say that you're better than. Cat, BUT THE PODCAST IS DIFFERENT. The.
podcast [laughter] is different, which I. think is a good thing. >> No, no. I was just joking. I'm not. better than Cat. Cat was Cat. Lok, >> her name's not even. Kate, Katie, Kenzie, Kendrick, whatever. It it was like. >> listen can we just catar. >> cat dough. >> cat dough is like a Isn't that a ship. thing though putting to. >> what? [laughter]. >> Get it cuz like it. >> Oh, like a shipment. >> Yeah. >> No, no. >> Kenny Henny. >> Hey, walk in. What are you doing with.
your eyes? Click that. I didn't do that. >> No, you were like. Loki seems mad. >> I. I literally was just going to say that. let's just leave Kit out of it. Can we. just have a normal podcast episode? That's it. Yes, let's do it. Can we. please actually like make this a real. podcast so it's not like so like. >> Yeah, I feel like we're cutting like. half this. Listen. >> Yeah. >> Did no one break the news to you? >> What? >> She's not coming back. >> I know Kate's not. >> Why are we [laughter] instigating like a. fight here, bro? >> That's what I'm saying. That I'm just. saying let's just not talk about Kate. She doesn't want to be on the podcast.
>> We don't want to talk about her. >> Can you guys. >> But I'm saying like we can talk about. like her when she used to be here. because she was a big part of the. podcast. >> I know it's I I get you're trying to. make a joke, but I'm just saying it's. not funny. this. Dude, I'm making a joke. [laughter] about her not being here. >> Making a joke about her not being here. is fine. Cash, are you. >> Cash, we're messing with you. All right. Well, it looks like we need another. host. >> He did not like you laughing. Hey, you already have blonde highlights. >> No shot. >> Guys, can we stop yelling? [laughter].
>> Firefighter. Firefighter. >> Start talking. Start [laughter] talking. Wait, Harper talk. >> Well, I would. >> No. Firefighter goes to firemen. Uh, fire. Put out fire. [laughter] But uh, no. Wait. Fireman, come out. Fire truck. Go to fire. Fire. >> Bro, guys, now I feel bad. >> Wait, low key. I'm actually bad. Wait. Cash. Cashy boo. >> I don't I honestly. >> bro, how do you sit ON THIS? >> OH, HE'S BREAKING the chair, >> dude. You're so big. He's a big boy.
>> The mic. [laughter]. >> Dang. >> Ready? I'm going to do this. And Cash is. going to come back. >> Cash, come back. [laughter]. The garage is underneath us. I'm not. helping. >> I think he honestly You want to know. what I really think? I think he just. left to like go to the bathroom or. something. He's trying to be dramatic. cuz there's no way he's actually that. mad about a joke. >> Nah, >> there's no way. >> He knows how to take a joke. >> Yeah, I think he had to go to the. bathroom and he's just trying to be. dramatic. You know what though? We. should all play a game. >> Bet. >> I don't have a game.
>> Harper, you look sad. You should pick. the game. I just I kind of miss Kate. I think you after this you should go to. her room. >> and I know the password. >> Stop yelling. >> Oh yeah. Why do you ask my passwords to. y'all's doors? >> Dude, I know. They always got P locks on. every door. >> I do have only on the bedroom door. >> No, mine mine doesn't have a lock. >> It's broken. >> No, open it. Open it. Open the door. Look at that. No lock. >> Yeah, but it does have a. >> It's been dead for like five years. >> But Kate and Couch, they have a lock on.
their door. Like a passcode lock. >> Let me know the unspeakable. That's. crazy. >> I know what you should do, Harper. Y'all. should play the game where you like. drink the whole Sprite without burping. >> Oh my gosh. >> You drink the whole thing. >> I'm down. I've done it before. >> Really? Without burping? >> Mhm. >> All right. Prove it. >> Grab Grab a Sprite. >> Why are you so excited for this? >> Because I've never done it before. I. want to do it. Oh, wow. >> You go. >> I'm so excited. >> Oh, this is going to give me a stomach. ache. >> Does this make people. >> I'm going to get globalitis or whatever. [laughter].
>> Here we go. >> Hopefully, this makes mine go away. I. did this with iced tea though. >> Okay. >> I know. I did this with Pepsi. >> Wait, wait, wait. That definitely burns. >> Before we attempt this. >> after I ate like mento. >> What normally happens? Like is it just. hard to drink? >> People like they stop. >> No, it like it like builds up in your. chest and it hurts for a while and then. like after that you're like burp. microphone. >> You throw up. >> or you throw up? >> Microphone. >> Oh, you ready? Ready. >> You either have [laughter]. three. >> Dude, wait. No. I wanted Cash to tell me. that. >> Three, two, one.
I can't drink it very fast. I'm allowed to talk. My tummy is already hurting. [laughter]. I don't like the feeling. Are you Is he drinking?
>> No, I can't burp. >> It's gone. >> No shot. Really? I'm like halfway. through. >> How? Here. You want to drink the rest of. mine? >> No. [laughter]. >> No, I don't. >> Hi. How are you? I'm back. >> Hi. How are you? >> I'm back in. I'm better. [laughter]. >> I'm going to burp. [clears throat]. >> Holy smokes. >> Oh my gosh. Stop. [laughter]. Ew. Don't throw up. >> I'm I'm lowkey so down to do another.
one. >> Dude, that felt so much better. You got. to burp. Just let it out. >> I don't have to burp. I literally. Something's wrong with me. I can do. that. I I. >> I've done like three of them and I don't. burp. >> It's so weird. >> I might throw up. >> Don't do that, please. I mean, I'm. serious. Please. >> You'll be the next one kicked off the. pod. I can't do that. >> Yeah, if you throw up for the short, that's fine, but not on me. >> Look, >> I'm serious. Don't throw up on me. Listen, I can do a lot of things. I can. do a lot of things, but I can't do throw. up. I can't. It really bothers me.
>> I threw up in your mouth. >> Yeah, that freaked me out. >> How does your soul not? >> She threw up on my face. [laughter]. >> I'm not even kidding. She threw up. straight on my face. >> His mouth was open. >> Have you ever done the thing where you. lift someone's like you're holding. someone with your feet up in the air? I'm holding her. She's like in a little. bird position. >> My some of her. >> right on my face. I'm not kidding on. film. >> It's the most disgusting thing that's. ever happened to me. Guys, I'm not even. as 25% dumb on line. >> Just. >> keep drinking away from me, though. >> It hurts my body. >> Okay. Ready? >> Are you on number two? >> Yeah. >> You're insane.
>> Oh my gosh. You're built different. >> I've got the sweats. Oh, I'm spitting. Me, too. >> Oh. >> Oh, microphones, guys. Here we go. >> Oh, no. I can't believe he's drinking. two. I feel sick from one. >> I did it. I drank the whole thing. >> Have you burped yet? >> No. No. >> Man, we're gonna have to make cash do. this. If. >> I don't like normally burp [laughter] on. a daily, so just. >> just let it out. >> It's going to go at the other end. >> NO, DON'T PUSH. [laughter].
IT MIGHT COME OUT the other way. >> Don't push. You want You don't want her. to throw up, right? [laughter]. >> I really don't FEEL. [laughter]. >> She's going to pee your pants. >> I don't feel good either. And I only had. 25% of mine. [laughter]. >> I only have 25%. Chunk it. Don't. Please. turn your head away from me. Look that. way. OH MY GOD. Oh my gosh. [laughter].
>> Did you see me flip her around? I never. flipped someone around so fast. [laughter]. I grabbed you. I choked you. >> Oh my god. >> You can't look at me. Look that way. [laughter]. >> Please, babe. Don't. >> Oh. I can't. hear myself. >> Get away from me. Get away. >> Let me sit down. >> Just don't look at me when you sit down. Oh, [laughter].
>> ARE YOU ACTUALLY. >> STOP LOOKING AT ME. YOU'RE GOING TO. THROW up on me. Stop. >> Are you okay? >> Oh my gosh. >> I feel a lot better. >> Okay. [laughter]. What is happening? We play a game. [cough]. >> OKAY. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHAIR? [laughter]. >> SORRY. SORRY. >> You good, bro? >> Yeah. >> Wait, DJ, two hasn't burped yet. >> Nope. >> Yeah, I don't know how he hasn't burped. >> That's not my phone. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yo, where did you go?
>> Sorry. I need to cool down for a second. >> Can you please make play the game? >> What game? >> The burping game. >> I'm sorry if those jokes got to you. >> Can you just chill? Okay. I Are we good? Are we chilling? >> Yeah, we're good. I brought a [laughter]. sides. Uh, I I'm sorry. I got mad. I. just. >> Oh. >> Um, I was just gonna say. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. This is [laughter] gonna be. bad. >> I hate verbs. >> Bad. >> I hate verbs. >> Did you just hear me? >> We're good. >> Did y'all just hear me?
>> Sweating. [laughter]. >> Guys, did you sweat on his upper lip? >> Oh my gosh. Are you okay, guys? Did you. not just hear my. >> I want to hear Cas is about to. apologize, I think, which never happens. >> I did. I was going to say I'm sorry I. got mad, but also if we can just keep. Kate just doesn't want to be on the. podcast anymore. So, >> let's keep her name out of our mouth. >> Yeah, keep your name. >> Oh, my wife. >> Keep my wife's name out your mouth. >> I am sorry. I got mad. Okay, >> so I'm sorry about what I said for. trying to size you up.
>> Is what? >> Um, so I brought a peace offering. >> Oh no, >> dude. Why is it Why is it open? >> Of course, I will take you to Valent. >> Oh. Wait, actually. >> Yep. That's so sweet. Yep. >> Why is it opened already, though? >> Yeah. Wait, hold on. >> Wait, what's Why are you laughing? >> I didn't. I just brought a piece out for. him. >> Fortunately. >> Wait, I wouldn't eat those. >> because you did blow up on everybody. Your punishment is you have to drink. three Sprites right now. >> No, we can't do that. He can only have.
two. >> No, I will show you guys a magic trick. with these though. >> No, you got to drink three. >> No, no, I'll show you a magic trick. >> I don't want to see that. I. >> Huh? What' you do with this? >> I didn't do nothing, man. I didn't do anything. Please don't do. what you're about to do. It's a magic. trick. >> Hey. Hey. >> Huh? >> Hey. >> Don't make a mess. >> Why? >> Because make things that I don't want to. get dirty. >> Like what? >> Just things. >> Well, I'm about to make a mess, probably. So, tell me. How about you. just drink them like you're supposed to. drink? [clears throat].
>> Hey, don't get Harper's sweatpants. dirty. >> Watch yours. Wait, >> Harper, get out of here. >> Yes. >> Hey, seriously. Here. Can you show in. your magic trick? Just come. Can you. chug them first? We all chugged them. >> That's why we were burping. So, can you. do one? >> I'll chug them. >> Hold on, everybody. Stand by. Ready? I'LL CHUG IT. DON'T YOU WORRY. >> That's kind of embarrassing. [laughter].
>> Hold on. This one's just going out. Hold on. Put. it in the. >> grab a water bottle. >> Put it in the. >> Wait, hold on. I didn't do that right. >> Wait, wait, wait. Don't do that. WAIT, WAIT. STOP. >> LET ME TRY AGAIN. >> NO. CASH. CASH. CASH. >> LET ME TRY AGAIN. OKAY. WE'LL SEE YOU. NEXT TIME. >> GO GET A KNIFE. GO GET A KNIFE. >> NO, WE'RE DONE. >> A KNIFE. >> What do YOU MEAN KNIFE? >> NO KNIFE. >> Why did he say knife?
