Cash and Kenzie Kissed!
me and kiny were married for a day and. Maverick and Kate were married for a day. this is true oh shut up kiny you liked. it I know you did I personally you know. it felt like I wouldn't to have him back. I beg your finest pardon I was a. freaking Delight as your wife so. delightful you want to see a part of it. Harper what the heck you think we took. it too far yes Kenzie would never do. that well she did so how did her lips. feel happy. birthday dear. wife Happ.
birthday dear. wife did you say wifey yeah what. [Music]. the main character in the PO no main. character cash is the main character he. is and it frustrates me a lot he knows. he is it makes me mad cuz he got the. middle seat so he's the main character. character and he knows he is wait wait. We R it back what did yall just say you. took the middle seat AO I was on my. phone.
all I heard was Cash is the main. character is that what y think of me he. took the middle seat which automatically. made him the main character you think. you're the main character and you are is. that CU I'm sitting on a throne yeah see. you always try to make yourself a middle. character he does Maverick asked me if I. was the main character and I think and I. thought that I was the or if I think. that I am the main character and no I. don't think that I am the main character. listen I'm only in the center of the. podcast because it happened that way. because listen natur there was four. hosts originally I don't know if y'all. remember remember okay and it was even.
and then we added another host and now. it's two on that side two on that I just. know when this thing got started I was. supposed to drive the car and now you've. carjacked me drive what what anybody. know what he's talking about well do you. want to hear how my lungs are breathing. right now or my chest is breathing I'm. sick Bro I'm sick why you sick Bro she. is sick sick also can we trck my camera. angle cuz I'm pretty sure I moved it I. don't know if that camera can see me or. not her she is kind of sick right now. listen ready ready.
ready watch are you weezing get it out. of. there can it see my hat oh that's dirty. that's a dirty cough filthy if you will. that sounds. disgusting what you stand up we were. just talking my crush in class today. told me sorry I was why are we going. from 10 subjects at once I was making. sure the camera could see my hat what. are you talking about can you stand up.
why are you going to give me are you. going to throw ice cream at me why would. I throw this I spent money on this well. why you want me to stand up I just want. you to stand up why you trying to check. out my booty or something nobody was you. could stand up and face it towards. Harper what she was trying to check out. my booty no no she just said the. opposite you stupid she said stand up. and face towards Harper that mean my. booty is directly in your direction oh. my goodness he you're done talking like. him you're weird perect.
ntion now what were you what were you. guys saying she was talking about her. crush and class cough and like 10 other. things he said my crush and class today. said I gave him the ick from my cough oh. that's unfortunate he's like bro that's. an icky cough that's crazy cuz I don't. remember being in your. class ick that joke has gone far away. dud I mean that was horrible I mean I. don't that wasn't enjoyable for anyone's. ears you guys can like skip through. anybody was happy about that one and all.
our retention just dropped no retention. is up cuz they're like how is he going. to climb out dud what what is wrong with. you she's staring you down she's looking. at me so hard she's staring you down. that's crazy cuz I was she's just eating. ice cream. just I asked you to stand up and you. ignored me well why do you want me to. stand yall comment in the comment. section and tell him he always ignores. me every single time I say something. he's just. like I can't hear anything I say I a. knowledge you I said hold on guys KY has.
something to say what would you like to. say and then you said stand up and I. just don't feel like that okay now that. you've recapped can you stand up well I. only want to stand up cuz I really want. to go check that camera and make sure. the angle's right just cuz I'm a. perfectionist before and I forgot to. check all the camera angles before. before that a girl can have multiple. crushes by the way what a girl can have. multiple crushes uh uh no only if you're. catniss ever Dean what yeah I am catniss. ever har why.
no stop having crushes dude Cash Cash. must be in control you're not like going. to be dating anyone anytime soon what. you doing I'm the main character it's my. birthday lucky I'm moving the. camera cash what are you. doing wow do your legs touch the ground. right here she got little baby legs cash. feels as if he needs to be like you know. the center.
he he feels bet you think this podcast. is about you don't you don't. you okay maybe guys let's try to focus. our brains are all scattered and whatnot. what I was going to say Skitty Sky. Skitty stupy Sky skeleton I be a. beatboxer did you hear that no I heard. that I was something. please what the you sound like 69ine is. what you sound like.
dude I could seriously be a rapper who. okay no what I was going to say is dude. I could seriously be a wapper cash feels. cash feels as if he has to like check. everything everybody's work so that it's. up to par that is not true it's my bur. my bur my chair is fragile and if if. you your H is dangling. off M where's your birthday hat oh was. on my a kneat man why don't you put it.
on your head I don't really understand. how it got down there but this is my. first comfortable chair I have ever sat. in and you are not taking that away from. me it appears she has taken your. seat I'm going have physical Force now. this is your last warning you guys will. be a family I will get out of that seat. unless you want the removal of your body. I am your Elder and you will respect me. as such no. no just oh it appears he has eaten your.
ice cream it appears they have shared to. livea oh we just dropped a. mic chocolate ice cream is better than I. remember it oh okay bro that's kind of. weird guys do I look like I got a funny. sh I don't want that spoon's been in. your mouth do I look like I got a funny. shaped hat head with this hat on you. look like you got a funny shaped head in. general M do you stop talking like that. you're talking like mysterious girl like. mysterious girl I don't know what to do. you know have.
spoon my spoon is being taken your mic. is dropping it's falling as we speak why. my M keep dropping like that because it. fell shut the shut the front door listen. all I know is my mic was working great. before Kinsey came and sat on. it did how much you weigh anyway kiny. wow that's a crazy thing to say over. under 180 oh after this ice cream I'll. weigh one well my daddy said how bet we. say this how about we gu what daddy say. my daddy said said if a girl my daddy.
said if a girl ain't 380 then she ain't. a lady that goes out to you poppy what. anyway I say we play game I did not you. to say nothing dude you told me to say. your concern you told me to stop talking. like that yeah it's really like no one. actually enjoys that like it was funny. for two seconds tell me now I have a. better voice about it no I do the voice. a much it is none of your concern now on. what I do on my time no I think Ms is. better yeah well it is none of your. concern.
it's just really like actually people. watching this don't don't think it's. funny how about you stay over there on. your side of your business and I'll stay. on. mine gota I got you I got. you new Lango and we are in our favorite. voice to do I don't know uh it appeals. it's so funny the voice is literally the. voice. of w that's nobody you got to bleep that. you that word on YouTube not a bad word.
no but you can't say it on YouTube I. forget about that can't say that word it. and blur. the it wasn't a bad word it's just. YouTube doesn't like it I don't say bad. words I am fully aware right now that. you have to have that chair for two. episodes listen listen but I really want. a toilet paper the set listen we can. toilet paper the set time why are we why. are we throwing things all over me I was. adjusting your microphone for you oops. that. not really. embarrassing what the heck are these. things man po a champ bottle if you will.
it's a Popp and we were going oh how did. you do. that guys it was wait wait no no no. don't do it okay don't do. it don't do it everybody stop what it's. not time what you mean wait is this for. my birthday you guys celebrating my. birthday right now dude we ain't. celebrate nobody's birthday we. celebrating your birthday K why are you. talking like that listen it is my. birthday okay so so I just think we.
should all take a second uh and sing me. Happy Birthday I'm pretty sure this. birthday party was for keny my birthday. was yesterday oh uh I assume this. isn't well my birthday is in a week so. it's technically we already we already. had your party if you know what I mean. no we didn't have we didn't have my. party oh I that was just me don't know. what you mean I actually feel kind of. bad what I was like I like was like oh. keny's birthday is this week like let's.
do a birthday episode for herly you bir. I got her a cake you got kidy feel a. birthday gift oh that's actually crazy. that's kind of messed up to be fair. Maverick got me fake Sabrina Carpenter. tickets yeah I mean yeah that did happen. well that was crazy M okay that's I got. myself a gift ironically on this episode. I did not know we were filming birthday. episodes today what yeah but I bought. something hey for yourself you could. give it to me and his stay no catch. really think it's my birthday and it. comes once a year and you didn't give me.
any yeah this also comes once a year cuz. I've never seen this actually once a. lifetime I a never seen this before in. my life until I was walking through. Walmart today so I bought it what what'. you get think of all the comments of. people saying oh cash is the sweetest. brother cuz he gave his brother his gift. well hey everyone with the holidays. right around the corner the last thing. you want to be worrying about is a clean. shave so check out manscapes latest. Marvel the chairman pro package it gives. you a smooth irritation free shave and. this beauty comes equipped with two.
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window now isn't it because I already. said no so here we go my gift that I. bought for myself today. is brother. brother oh my goodness heck yeah baby. dude please share that with me for my. birthday I don't think there's enough. for sharing man my birthday cash why. would you buy that what did you say I. said it was gluttonous no gluttony oh. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. I couldn't help it I'm sorry she was.
just so excited about the Twinkies well. I'm I'm sorry it was really it was. exciting pass me one of them T I'm going. to dig in nobody want me stop talking. like that doesn't really bother y'all. top of the you bought Twinkies like. those are those are foul no they're. actually great yeah they make you poop. bread with a cream filling it's my. favorite thing give me it give me the. twinkie Twinkies canot be good for you. wait Cash Cash wait flip it around what. J you they put cardboard in there what.
why is there. cardboard genius it's not full are you. kidding you're telling me that thing's. not full my last phone part hold on. there's no way you got cheated that hard. on those and Twinkies hold on let me. take this there's card twink in the. middle of it is just cardboard well. that's unfortunate that's good though. because your heart doesn't need that. there got to be some special surprise. Twinkies in. there y we learned the other day that.
cash puts beef jerky sticks on his. stomach all the way up to his mouth at. night time and he just sits there and. rips eats throw away oh my gosh big news. cash eats Jack Link's beef jerky Jack. the way. you jack like one word Jack Links Jack. Jack what about jacin well it's also. highly unfortunate that he does it as. he's falling asleep yeah and I think I. got a new nut time snack if I don't say. so myself that's my that's so please.
made me throw up hey what level are you. on boss of the boss of the world boss of. the world I'm not on a oh I'm on level. two well wa I'm sorry you're level two I. would never be level two on never am. already I'm level six you been playing. boss of the world maybe I have maybe I. haven't cheing game huh there's no way. you have cheerleading game trash man I. don't know I know I that is not what I. thought my childhood was why would you. buy that boss of the W hey there's a. present no it's not hey it's.
not wait no that's ky's actual gift you. got me a gift yeah let's open it up okay. let KY open it let kiny open it cash let. me let me verify let me verify that it's. a real one it could be a god gift you. want to gift cash I want get what if. it's a prank what what if it's a glitter. bomb hey I'll try I'll trade you no it's. got to be careful sit down before you do. something you regret be careful you're. going to do something you regret both of. you be careful. you're going to regret this okay I'm.
trying to be careful but you guys are. all going to do something to regret. stop listen it'll break I know that's. why I'm saying you're going to regret it. stop it okay get her get out of. control get. her no not. twe all the twees are stepped on and. crushed what are you going to do hit a. girl cash. come oh give me one.
that's so lame I don't know if you. expect that to be cool but twinky. missiles was not it he made the twinkie. missiles blow up in the edit hey. somebody toss me a Twinkie please yeah. same oh thanks this this bag is so. pretty I got some okay I don't want that. one oh okay all right well now I wasn't. planning on giving it to you this early. but this is ky I can put it back no it's. okay you can open a tet missile I'm. sorry I'm sorry tet missile T missile I. don't understand I thought miss it would. be kind of cool no he wasn't okay well.
kiny you can go ahead and open up your. your birthday gift from me and not cash. because cash this is crazy on my. birthday y all giving gifts to other. people my first gift is that your. birthday M it was my birthday yesterday. yeah and we celebrated it no you did not. these taste terrible me we did not we I. didn't get no gifts from you had. literally two birthday cakes you said. you were going to give me a gift KY got. you a gift not here yet oh wow yeah not. here yet right yes what was your gift.
this birthday cakes you got him a bir. that was his gift was a birthday cake I. mean he got two brother yeah he had two. wait you actually kiny didn't get m a. present what a horrible wife wow uh. actually to defend Kinsey I heard mavick. say today I'm not getting you jack for. Christmas yeah so Jack wait what yeah. cuz she wanted jack and jack is not very. good Ser did you KY not get you a. birthday present is Jack a crush no. birthday present birthday present you. should take that present away from now. Jack is an alcohol and she can't have.
that well M didn't give me a birthday. present even I got m a birthday present. well kind of I mean p in most of the. heavy lifting but uh I'd like to take. credit for it as well well you can take. credit for it as well can I open my gift. now open my your gift on my birthday oh. wait you did get M. oh oh I don't think I'm allowed to say. birday was shut. up so good y the snowflakes in cash and.
these I looked for these online and they. were sold out everywhere I know I got. them before they sold out I you're the. reason I couldn't it do you like the. gift KY I like it from Kate. hooray wow all right wait I have to. explain what they are you sto it's the. snowflakes and Cashmere scent in the. candle and in the oh can I pop that one. laundry yay you missed the set pretty. lame and in the detergent and in the sit.
boosting wait. wait no you got a detergent for your. birthday and Boo and you're happy yes I. mean that's Lamer than applying for a. job as a librarian what I got a candle. yeah oh my goodness guys I got hand soap. that's wild she got laundry soap and. it's the reason your clothes will smell. delicious Maverick you know everyone. keeps telling me that but my clothes. have always just smell like my clothes. my entire life also. okay not a musical okay I ain't never.
seen someone get so excited about. laundry detergent that was wild so good. that was crazy I went back like two days. ago to get some and they were out you. know she asked me she said Maverick do. you think your mom would like laundry. detergent for her for Christmas because. they it's so good let me see what I mean. laundry detergent that's like asking. like it's like crack cocaine what let me. spell that squeeze the bottle and stiff. the air I guess you did I guess you did. now so no don't open it don't open it.
cash don't open it cash if you spill. those I'll actually be nobody make a. move before they do something they. regret just squeeze the bottle and S the. to you guys fumbled so hard by telling. him if he spills those you're going to. be upset no cash we can't buy more you. can't cuz they're sold out they I'm not. even joky cash they are sold out. everywhere right. now this is very exclusive laundry. detergent only very rare species contain. such a thing you guys are selling even. worse you're like.
it you're going to do something you. regret if you don't let me smell this. okay sit down smell the to all sit down. sit now you guys by letting him know you. cared about that he is now going to. destroy Cas don't destroy I mean so. serious White Barn fabric care fragrance. booster well before you destroy it can I. smell it nothing of this screams rare to. me no it's the fact that it's like a a. holiday scent and it's discontinued now. who wants to smell like a white bone no. it does kind of smell great.
can I smell it please please don't give. it to her she's on their side open it. don't open I need to get a stronger. smell cash please please please and it's. and that stuff is that crack. cocaine that looks like it is that what. I didn't want me to open. it look got a laundry what are they. doing in the laundry room man now I know. why they were so excited about laundry. deter secret cocaine and why it was so. hard to. get can let smell.
guys we can't make cocaine. jokes oh. wow this smells so good it does smell. very good so it's not crack. cocaine I'm sorry I don't even know if. you say that word guys I think you no. you can say I don't know I I know crack. in front of it just makes it sound worse. but that sounds worth everything like. but crack it just sounds worse when you. say that huh Harper likes that when you. say crack it makes it sound worse but. crack. it's almost Christmas so that means one.
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hat brother oh I'm sorry I'm sorry. oh look at my hand guys my hat I'm being. so for real where's my hat it's right. there on the floor bro I don't freaking. know where you're wearing the yellow one. no oh it's behind your chair hey guys. I'm not going to. lie what does that mean delicious. delicious Spanish that's what you've. been screaming this whole. time they pulled out that laundry deter. she was. [Laughter].
like. well listen if cash one day guys just. isn't on the episode anymore what um. it's probably because he left us for a. career that he loves girl no he has a. dream of becoming a drone pilot oh I'm. should I get the Drone no no it's been. done it's happened yeah it has my man. drove this thing to Starbucks to wing. daddies G I don't even need Postmates.
anymore Uber Eats never heard of it they. can just plop it right on my drone and I. fly back home plop it right on my. actually yes man flies the thing through. the back door through the house through. out the front door like 21 miles hour I. don't believe you no one asked you want. to see him almost crash today you have a. record oh yeah you have a video of it oh. I know what he's going to show hold on. before he shows us I must defend myself. really quick my as soon as I tried to.
fly into the house the Drone battery. said low battery and it pops up on your. screen like this and what and you can't. see where you're driving so as soon as. it popped up I was like I can't see. nothing I can't see nothing and that's. why I almost crashed it land it just. landed this is so. funny here turn the. audio you got to have the audio on to. hear it it'll play I really want the buy. more laundry cut his cut her mic.
then dude the. battery can't it just sitting no don't. land there land it's just sitting there. just sitting there dying slowly know. what's going. on yeah so that happened yeah but it's. okay because our drone is still fine I'm. sorry no you're I'm saying the Drone is. still fine it only was dying a little. bit you know what other video we filmed. yes.
what can I say it no you can't say that. I can't no cuz we might we might fix. that wait what I want to know I'm GNA. say it I want to know where. the I want to know I said where's my. phone is that the madx backton song I. don't know I want to know I kind of. sound like him with this raspy voice no. you. don't dang the hate that was crazy look. I want to know. no sound like a girl singing maddox's.
song oh like an average fan what that's. not what I was saying no like listen. like close your eyes into matatics when. he was younger and singing this ready I. want to. know I want to know in the heart of. Alabama where that was closer you sound. like madx Batson on you know that. Snapchat filter that makes your voice. go yeah cuz I'm sick. K that's really loud K yeah what are you.
doing man in the heart yo that looks. like one of those trolls like a gnome. like Yeah The Gnome ones and not a troll. a gnome dude I I actually listen to this. try to sound like madx back and you okay. okay you go no you go. okay in the heart of. Alabama wait a steal this that's his. like first song that X's no in the heart. of Alabama world sweet Magnus grow glow.
Bloom I was right then you were wrong. what did I. say glow gross was his second song then. X's was the second song I think no now. remember what I was going to talk about. I finally remembered it thank you very. much um we filmed a YouTube video today. or not today but we filmed it a couple. days ago but anyways it should be out. today so you guys should go watch our. new YouTube video a bold statement is. which one that's a very bold statement. the cash and Maverick video swapping our. our wives for 24 hours we're swapping.
our wives for a day um me and kiny uh. were married for a day and Maverick and. Kate were married for a day this is true. this is very true oh shut up kiny you. liked it I know you did yeah and I. personally to be honest you know it felt. like I went to have him back he was it. was crazy I beg your finest pardon I was. a freaking Delight as your wife so. delightful yep say l say it like you. mean it delightful no you guys watch the. video she she's a crazy woman I. literally am like I am like the perfect.
wife Harper if you were going to be. married to my footes do you think it's. easier to be married to Kate or keny if. you were going to marry one of them who. would you marry long-term partner. wise she can't answer that yeah cuz that. means who do I like better mean that. means watching us as wives which one do. you think which one do you think you. would be better like sharing money with. sharing a house with not necessarily. like who you like more who's more fun I. don't know y'all are y'all both seem.
like really good well one of them is. crazy wives I mean I guess like one of. us is I would rather be married to Kate. personally I'd rather be married to. myself as well is so much like like if. you would rather be married to me or. Kate I would be married to Kate well. Kenzie already said Kate so she already. chose Kate over you so who are you g to. choose but that wasn't the options the. option was Kate or keny well Kenzie. already chose so Harper who are you. choosing Kate or Kenzie I'm trying to. think how keny treats M and how K treats.
KY treats me good I get dinner. cookies um oh sometimes she get cookies. sometimes yeah Kenzie always burns the. cookies not always Kenzie you chose. Kenzie because I make. cookies yeah that was the fatest thing. I've ever seen M go keny makes cookies. Kenzie I CH Kenzie I make cookies too. but I I don't like when I try to make. healthier desserts for cash because I'm. scared his heart's going to die his. heart's going to die so I would rather I. try to do like like I'm going to make.
him dessert I'll do like the brownies. with no sugar in them have you had his. heart like checked out I'm just I mean. the slim gyms before bed we like one day. he's going to like zap out like zap out. for real he's like what you say you she. stole your heart I sure did okay I. thought you said I I do try what I. thought she said what did you think I. said I don't. know that's not what I thought you say. hey but on for real now you guys should. go watch that video on the cast Maverick. Channel. watch the other ones actually we have I.
know those are I don't know if those are. out there was things in that video that. I regret doing I'll be honest not me. what what I don't know I thought it was. kind of fun okay well you want to see a. part of it. Harper yeah no we we we started filming. look at you you guys are all embarrassed. are you getting sick we started filming. you're killing me we started filming. videos for like cash and Maverick cash. and K MAV Kenzie all of our channels and. stuff and this just happens to be the. unfortunate one that comes out now and.
you guys could see it but trust there's. going to be better there's going to be. better stuff that comes out. after what did you show her the. thumbnail let me see I haven't seen it. yet let me see it look out her face wait. let me see it what the heck yeah you. guys know which one stop stop oh it's. it's a crazy video that's all I got to. say you guys got to go watch the video. on YouTube what the heck wait let me see. we swapped wives for 24 hours go watch.
it right now cash Maverick Channel what. the heck listen we I can't believe you. just showed her that I want I didn't. want it to be out till it's out in the. video well it's out now man I'm sorry. about it wait wait wait well don't put. it in the video if if they want to see. it they got to go watch the video dude. no what the heck don't show that to the. K you think we took it too far yes what. what I Kenzie would never do that well. she did. well oh my and for knew you have the. kiss for at least 30 seconds it is none.
of your concern no it was like that. makes me sick it was like 10 seconds so. how did her lips. feel. whoa now you can't say that that was. crazy yeah how did her lips feel uh. oh go ahead K have you not seen this I. did not see that that's crazy okay I. didn't see that well you knew we were. taking that I I didn't think y actually. don't be mad at me be mad at her no be.
mad at her wait why is everyone acting. like this is okay took the photo yeah M. took the picture I know you're kiss a. little harder but at least it was in. front of me behind your back is. crazy well I I mean I thought you don't. please H me please oh you're getting hit. what but whatever whatever your answer. yeah okay I'll find you some who who who. don't give her a bigger stick this. thing's pretty hard oh no that thing. that. when the prisoners put rocks in their.
socks and beat each other that's what. that thing is those softball in why are. you holding that she why are you waiting. like I don't understand what are you. waiting for she's giving you a chance to. plead plead what your innocence she was. waiting on my answer. listen oh you broke my thone dude is. that real or AI that is real. unfortunately this is AI we tried it AI. it didn't work that was the original. plan we were like well let me I'm. telling you K the original plan was like.
me and KY don't need a kiss because. we'll AI it but the AI one did not work. out very well look at that I don't want. that's crazy that's disgusting that. looks like Maverick and Kate yeah that. one was that what it supposed to be that. one was the AI one me and Kate tried. didn't work oh my godi one did not work. out so then we had to do it for real but. it really wasn't that weird it's just. like kissing your mom let let me see. what the that was a horrible thing to. say what she like kissing your mom wait. KY what do you mean oh my gosh she does. have white nails holy crap what what do. you mean that's a horrible thing to say. I my nose wait why are you acting like.
this is fine zoom in on the nose zoom in. on the nose your lips and your lips. touched zoom in and you took the picture. it was for a YouTube video go to hers. that's crazy that's actually shut up I. literally saw it listen it wasn't like. probably the best idea do I think it was. a good thing for us to put out on the. internet maybe not but things are there. we're not using that thumbnail it's not. real cuz her nose was all the way cut. off. where sweet Magnolia that's Insanity M.
cash and Kinsey kissing is absolutely. diabolical and completely not okay yeah. Kate well so. actually I. didn't Kate didn't know I knew about it. so here's a great time to bring it. up let me show the camera oh my Kate. what took the picture no I did not what. I took the picture.
what why are we kissing each other I was. kind to shocked you were just going to. let him take the I was waiting for you. why are we kissing each other's wives. how about why are they kissing each. other's husbands hey I was going to tell. you after she beat you up. okay what sick video we never should. film who looks better kiss you should be. the thumbnail oh in case is. real oh my. gosh should be the oh my. gosh surprise. it's my.
birthday oh I don't know what to. say wait hold on pause wait pause is. this too weird to put out no because I'm. going to we got to tell them we got to. is. we at this point we got to tell them. it's insanely weird to. me all right well all you got to know is. just go watch our new YouTube video uh. we 24 hours I got no more than that. if you want to if you want to find out. what really happened go watch that video.
I know keny and Cash's was fake but Kate. and in Mavericks that a no fake well if. you guys want to find out if that was. fake a fake picture or not just go watch. the. video. listen I didn't enjoy it man. okay well should we clear up anything. else or should we just like no wait wait. no no before you clear it up shouldn't I. just go watch the video I think I think. something has to happen right now.
yes now listen if anybody out there. thinks that what we just talked about. was weird in if you think it's weird you. need to watch the video to realize it's. not as weird as you think well count it. on cuz I literally wouldn't watch is it. come out because we're brothers did it. come out today. or happy birth birthday to you it's my. birthday happy. birthday dear wife this bull crap happy. birthday dear.
wife happy. birthday you did you say wifey yeah what. the sorry 24 hours are over. H oh my earing stuck to my. hat you know you're supposed to blow him. out after the song I just wanted to. watch some. flicker you guys remember on my birthday. are you done watching flicker blow them. out yeah blow them a. wish perfect this is just you little.
trickster stop watching oh my gosh blow. him out hey can I see that cake while. you think of your. wish what are you doing with my cake. just don't worry about it I'm make it I. can't believe you freaking got a cake on. my birthday I can't believe y'all kiss. like I'm still on that like what oh my. gosh big deal me and Kenzie kissed no. Kate and MAV kissed bro I kissed Kate. before when they were dating before they. were dating no okay no that's a lie that. never that never happened m not kiss. Kate before we're dating I wish oh my. gosh she is such an attention wish that.
Bath and Body Works Bath and Body Works. you see this would come out with yeah. snowflakes and Cashmere the entire year. you have to rame forgive that that's a. good wish all right let me see well she. said her wish though it's not coming. true no that's how works yeah it is you. can't tell anyone your wish my mom. always told me to say My Wish out loud. so it would come true you know a magical. kiss also grants. wishes dude I'm just grossed out. honestly like this is well this is aabal.
I think it's been long enough if they. were going to go watch it they watch it. yeah yeah okay so that's fake oh my. goodness that's AI it is fake not you in. Cas though yes AI let me see it's our. editor our you actually believe that we. are bro look at his shirt he's wearing. no no no let me see oh that's. cash head here's the original of me and. Kate here's the original of mavin Kenzie. oh and then he just face swapped me onto. M's body and then he face swapped M on.
zoom in on your nose though zoom in on. your nose oh if you look if you zoom in. you can see it's fake okay your name is. on the cake cuz it's your birthday oh. you put my name on the cake real that. real that it's real I feel like we need. to clarify one more time the kisses were. not real okay nobody kissed anybody's wi. dude I saw it I thought really who want. a i i i i you got me who want a pie. again I don't think that would go yall. shut up with the cake we're in the. middle of a combo you got me there you.
got me there you got me there girl what. that was crazy you got me there with the. with the kissing thing you got me there. that was a good prank I don't think you. ever fell for something so hard got me I. got you all the way there yeah you got. me there too you got me there yep okay. Okay who wants a piece of birthday cake. oh my goodness can we stop with the cake. don't throw that in my face going to. throw it don't throw that don't throw it. in my face as I got up I was like I'm. going to throw this on Kate and then I. was like that's not I mean it's got to. be thrown onto somebody no yeah he was. sitting in her lap and it was just.
perfectly hey be so for real we don't. have something that can clean the carpet. really yes we have a shock back well I. don't want to deal with that so let's. but every time we've had a cake because. of my scoliosis i s like this you ever. noticed that really I'm always sitting. this way like this wait wait give me a. spoon of icing Kate well I can sit like. this and I don't have scoliosis sit up. straight Cas you want icing is crazy how. yes give me some icing you're like. taller than me wait sit next to me. here's some icing for you guys check. this out I think Harper is taller than.
me okay that that is wild MAV scoliosis. is really kicking on the couch has. scoliosis and he sits like this and or. it's cuz I'm fat and I sink in the couch. further it's one or the other dang KY. really likes that icy man calm down it's. not going nowhere it's her birthday cake. calm down guys you know what I'm like. not I'm still stuck on that that I can't. believe you believe that Ki. look that's insane. you're so weird sorry so weird well.
would you like some of my birthday F no. no you talk real quick what you saying I. have a crush on MAV because no one said. that yeah because you brought it up in. the beginning and I'm still stuck on. that why are you thinking about that. because you have I don't know wait it's. because I have scoliosis that was a. crazy thing that she disability dude I'm. sorry I never. did they made me they made you they made. me have a crush on him for video okay. this has been a very unhealthy episode.
twinkies and birthday cake and ice cream. and we're all going to die of heart. failure he what do youall think about. having a therapist come on for one. episode we I don't think a therapist. would like this episode therapy they'd. be like y'all swapped wives but fine. I'll tell you who I like. Malachi Malachi from the Bible no a good. man I posted a Tik Tok about him just a. few minutes ago what who is he Malachi. he's from Disney Channel oh oh oh that's. and I were just talking about in theid. stuck in the middle I just posted a TI.
Tok K Stuck in the Middle Ken's about to. weigh 380 if she don't com KY you are. going she ate chocolate ice cream dang. it uh where's my phone iceam it's over. here somehow how did you I don't even. know okay listen it's her birthday you. guys with all three of the girls. together they weigh 380 no I swear M yes. or no all three girls together do they. weigh 380 don't yes. no no no Harper do you all weigh 380 all. together yes or no go oh barely.
yeah yes my gosh stop yelling stop. yelling at us I'm 370 I'm locking in 370. I'm locking in O over under we got a. scale wait wait I'll go get one is that. wrong 65 final answer no we're not. weighing ourselves cash no no y all. going to get on the scale together we. won't do individual oh. please okay that's fine if we're all on. together dude I individually I was like.
yeah y'all are going to climb on. Harper's back and then she's going to. one time I was on the scale and cash put. his foot on behind me and I didn't know. he did and I freed I was like no dude it. was like after I from Canada I freaked. out and nobody was stepping on the scale. oh no no R dude you're making me sick. actually sicko I'm getting like you hear. this yeah I know it's really bad oh may. I. please don't wait can we please not. throw the cake happy.
birthday we have a whole other episode. to film after this cash. episode there will be consequences to. your action F there will be consequences. I will save it for next. episode. happy let's not do that you got icing in. my little pom pom I got icing on my. thumb all right and uses a twinky r Oh I. thought that was cake you have the scale. my. first up step on the scare no we have to.
all step on it together oh you guys. don't want to step on it separately no. we're not doing that okay let's see I. think it's 375 is what I'm locking ining. it's rigged I'm saying 375 oh it doesn't. work here this is in kilome or. whatever 375 I'm walking in 375 right. here dude why why do you. smell can I sure does. smell get away that crack cocaine if you.
will do you want to see my Tik Tok that. I'm going to post sure oh it's well it's. a minute long so it's a minute probably. you probably don't want to look at it. everybody can just go watch it on Tik. Tok what are you doing cash yeah I have. no clue what he's doing but it doesn't. seem good it seems Troublesome guys I. have the biggest crush on Malachi like I. don't think I like he's a Utah boy just. like I'm a Utah with Utah go this is why. our I wear JS and you said it was hor. our equipment was breaking you never.
wore JS I never wore Jorts are you. kidding me you can't get mad about our. mics never working when you do this well. Malachi is different cuz he's he's in he. was throwing a fit before this. episode dude can you chill with that. yeah what are you doing bro you're break. need a heart don't y'all think I know. what I'm doing you keep taking our mics. and stuff. out my birthday. sign listen where's the scale oh. now it'll work what okay stand on.
it the scale did not work because it was. on a soft surface now that it is on a. hard surface it'll work a. simple all right what the that's it. appears to be working are you kidding me. what see you have icing on your sock. brother well that happens okay okay. Harper Kate and Kenzie all together. together now together. icing on the has to hold all three of.
you what I think that's the only way. this. works we all put our tipto on it I think. Kate has to get on keny's back and and. you got to hold Kate's got to stand what. Kate can't hold anym look look trust. right Harper get on Kate's back real. quick okay now Kate step on and keny. step on at the same time yeah that makes. sense that makes sense you got. hug all right their official way is I.
365 stop. wiggling are you going to say that I won. the official way. in it well if Harper. would I'm embarr the official way in. what is it 365 lbs W and. won that's crazy so y'all ain't 380. y'all ain't no ladies y'all ain't ladies.
man hey do y'all think me and M together. weigh 380 no yes I know how much both do. y'all weigh he weighs 176 he probably. might weigh more than no way they weigh. 265 let's see how much we weigh no you. don't all right all right do we weigh. more or less less how much less by like. um 15 lb all right we're about to find. out wait wait wait let me let me take me. a guess dude M's like 110 going to be. 320 I I think we're 300 all right well. we're about to find out if the girls way.
more than me and M 304 yall are less. than us by 20 lbs is what I think say. 307. 317 I feel like we're about to break. this scale oh. we good stop. wiggling 320 it's. 322 I am a genius please don't set your. butt on me again what are you doing man. real life.
Gerald cash give a good. [Music]. Roar he literally is a child tickle. don't tickle I can't you're such a child. that's actually like disturbing yo that. was not fun for me let's have another. over and under dude I bet Anna MC's like. 90 lbs over and under of me and Payway. more than me and you yes no this isn't a.
fun game it's fun for me no it's not. it's like a betting game for him that's. why he likes it I want to know um I want. to know who is 200 lb here nobody I. don't think anybody cash I saw I saw him. on this. scale listen I might weigh the most here. but that just means there's more me to. love that's that that what's that guy's. name the theovon theovon he has the.
audio he was like man there's this girl. in high school I love her name was Katie. everybody called her fat Katie but I. just called her Katie I didn't think she. was fat but if she was I just meant. there was more of her to love do you not. remember that audio you should rep. that I I kept getting tagged in that. audio do you like Theon or something no. I kept getting tagged in. it fat Katie are you fat Katie that's. crazy you know what else I would have. kept that last part to yourself no y.
yall know what else is insulting is I. have never ever ever once in my life. ever been tagged in a brook monk video. where people are like oh my gosh you. look just like Brook monk I don't see it. I don't either I see it no I don't. either okay and nobody else saw it until. Brook monk dressed up like mega mind and. the second she started posting her mega. mind videos K Baker K Baker you guys. look just alike you look like K Baker I. was like that is pretty foul hey pop up. that video Brook monk but mute the audio. so it doesn't get copyright she. literally did like a mega mine costume.
and everyone was like oh my gosh Kate. you look like her dude you know what's. so funny Brook monk just popped up. popped up on my for you page why are you. scrolling on Tik Tok mid. podcast do I did you feel like you got. caught in class yes yes that's I can't I. can't do you get your phone taken away. at school a lot no I'm grounded so you. don't go to. school there's no I don't bring my phone. to school no phone to school wait. actually my mom won't let let me oh can. you stop doing that like for stop please.
Cas we have to film another episode I. ain't never seen har run so fast now m. is in the foreground and might get hit. by the projectile yeah but you don't. want me to get hit by the you're lucky. you missed think did yeah you missed yep. I. missed eat it now you won't eat it eat. it eat it eat it yeah that's like a 101. payout of M eats it if you that you can. consider kissing me goodbye unfortunate. don't worry I got you kji m eat it eat.
it I will not be eating this eat. it I mean he's pointing at me but I. don't know what he's fixing to do with. I'm. talking be needed how about this I'll. give you one good flick and if you can. hit me fair. game that was lame all right fine I'll. give you one M. flick I'm might be capping that went it. broke midair and went it was scared of. me you're not very I I should stop.
getting cakes for episodes yeah you. should it's so unfor the chest that one. never once has the cake stay a cake yeah. I'm done getting cakes for podcast. episodes y lost your cake privileges a. he oh the block on the C is crazy she SW. that wasn't crazy but please that was a. crazy block Harper moved and KY was. right in the. range of it whatever you call that and K. you went on to me dude I freaking I.
literally I tried to nice things I try. to host birthday parties I try to buy. gifts I try to get everybody a birthday. cake so we can see happy birthday on the. podcast I've never got given a gift on. my birthday on the Pod I literally. nobody's ever celebrated my birthday on. a big group FaceTime call well we just. started it doing it this. year no she already hit you and it's on. your back what yeah and it's all over. our. couch is it on me yeah I hey I'm never. getting a cake again yeah no more cake.
cake is bad this is a bad idea dude I. normally like for about a month now and. it just looks like a freckle dude I. still have nail glue on from yesterday. hey by the way since we're changing. Topics by the way if you guys have not. this is about to be a promo I already. know it. what Red Bull you not bye go ahead M. promo if you guys have not sent me a. birthday present my PO Box is no. listen I got I got I got a holdown.
showdown story for y'all okay but don't. say it yet cuz M's got a promo oh well. yeah we just going to talk about our our. our tickets for our show and our all. right pretty much long story short our. tickets for our New York show our New. York show is sold out but if you already. have a ticket we just released an. exclusive pre-show hangout SL meet and. greet ticket on our website if you want. to go buy those the podcast. net if you. want to upgrade but you do already have. to have a ticket to the New York show to. be able to buy the add-on hey is this. coming up so if you want to hang out.
with all of us before the show going. come you can go buy the ticket yeah we. all film TI two weeks cash we got. Snapchat the show is in like two weeks. this uh yeah this comes out before I. think let's see if this comes out before. I don't believe it does but. while cash checks do y'all want to hear. about literally what happened in Dollar. Tree today yes I want to hear about what. happened to Dollar Tre I've been dying. to hear this story since you got home. did you wait what there's a story yeah. they were like you have to talk about. what happened at Dollar Tree on the pot. is what Pape said to Kate and I was like. well what happened at Dollar Tree first.
of all I promis I won't tell nobody and. they wouldn't tell me yes this does come. out so we're good to promote that so go. upgrade your ticket if you want and. second of all before you tell that story. who goes to Dollar Tree what the heck. were you doing there I go to Dollar Tree. the Dollar Tree um is actually a fun. place to. be oh let's. go I've been doing that so much lately. oh it's so bad anyways are we all going. to pretend like that did not just happen. Sparkles no cuz I'm cool pretending like. it didn't happen to you guys no it's cuz. it's stuck in my head anyways so this.
morning I was filming a YouTube video. for my channel Kate Marie on YouTube you. can go check it out if you want to it's. no big deal anyways um video out too if. you want did you film a YouTube video. no sorry guys we got to we got to be. respectful of Kate here K what are you. doing that's very loud I swear yeah your. phone's just blasting can we listen to. Dollar Tree story yeah no one want I. want to it's fine oh oh the icing it's.
getting on me whoa okay the only one who. didn't catch it Kate you got no one's. listening to you Kate because you're not. telling it like a story is happening I. literally was trying to and no one let. me speak everybody let me speak and I. will tell you the story no but here's. the difference you're like I went to. Dollar Tree no listen listen no no I'm. guys I went to Dollar Tre you would not. believe what happen stop running your. mouth for 2 seconds and let somebody. else talk you would hear the story I'm. Sor definitely getting that therapist. now excuse me I was the one trying to.
shut everyone else up to listen to your. story sweetheart so this morning I was. filming a YouTube video first I feel. like you owe me an apology her again but. don't I oh my gosh K you know what I. don't need an apology after that one cuz. everyone is already roasting you in the. comments oh yeah I remember in our video. today in in the swapping wi video Kate. Loki was. like gosh that's highly embarrassing me. I don't know why Kate just decided to. act like a dog all day she did I didn't. do side to they said Kate you need to. act like a dog it's so funny for the. video go in the bush and the whole video.
like barking and growling no you want. the worst part you want to know the. worst part I'm going to tell the Dollar. Tree story in two seconds but you want. to know the worst part okay why the. worst part of this whole video is. they're like swearing up and down that I. have to get on my knees and bark like a. dog. okay they're like it's going to make the. video you and Stella are going to get in. a dog fight like it's going to work and. I'm like okay guys like I'll listen to. you we go outside and they make me crawl. into a bush and right when I crawl into.
this bush is when the neighborhood kids. decide that they want to come play at. the. playground and so all the neighborhood. kids gather at the playground and they. see us out there filming a video so they. stop and they watch and they don't know. what's about to happen you think that. was bad Kate no I was on a leash no I. was on the ground on a leash and kiny. was holding me on a leash no at least. you were leashless so I get in the bush. like a dog on all fours and they say.
when we walk by you're going to jump out. of the Bush and bark and attack attack. Stella like you're a dog and I said okay. I didn't see the neighborhood kids pull. up. yet and I jump out of the Bush and I'm. like you know on all fours act like a. dog as I was told and I kid you not I. make eye contact with one of the kids. and he. goes and turns and goes away he was like. hey well the first time and this kid's. like nine and the first time Kate hopped.
out of the Bush to act like a dog I'm. not even kidding this is what she did. she. went got a dog and she stood up she. stood up and went like this like a moner. and was. like like we said act like a dog you say. that word again a. monster what word did I say m o n. say it a monster monster moner I'm sorry.
no y'all ain't even F to tell me I'm. pronouncing that wrong. F you said y'all a f to tell me wait no. no no stop it everyone stop it if y'all. are trying to tell me I'm saying monster. wrong that's. no what the heck is happening y'all. trolling we did not all collectively. decide to troll you guys monster is. crazy monster that's what I literally. just said monster. monster y laughing at me to try to make.
me think I'm saying. a I've lived with you my whole life and. never realized you said it that way. monster like monster Inc monster Inc. University Monsters that's what I'm. saying I'm sorry I don't say this wrong. I have said monsters I said monsters my. whole life and no one's ever made fun of. me for that yeah I never protected you. for some reason I literally Fil A video. YouTube video just the other day I was. like there might be monsters under my. bed and no one laughs at me then wait.
you did say it the other day didn't you. I noticed it and everyone igned and you. didn't think to correct me so I don't. look stupid in front of a live audience. I did and you know what you ignored me. so this is what you get for that well. monster crazy. monsters. monster you're saying in you in you're. saying M it's mon Monsters yeah moners. way mon moners Monsters. monsters it's a mon Monsters y seen.
Monsters boys it's a monster and he's. like monkey what's a monkey a monkey my. Panky that's all I can think have you. guys never mind I can't talk about that. can I talk about the video we saw today. cash what can I talk about the video we. saw today that I sent you on Instagram. re what is it not Instagram is kind of. Le cash send each other Instagram reals. of people's limbs breaking wa you can. see their full bones pop out.
of I don't think we can put on the. screen but basically yes you can. no there's there's these three kids that. are like m not funny if you can't put on. the screen don't even say it you Rea you. reenacted okay okay fine there's there's. three kids there's three little kids no. not a lamb I need a lamp just pretend. there's a lamp in that painting here or. the TV is a lamp you pretend this is a. lamp oh all it'll do. so these three little girls are like. filming some hair tutorial video they're.
like 12 13 yep and behind them is their. cat and they're like oh they're like. talking and they're like oh that's our. cat and then all of a sudden the cat. starts climbing the lamp gets his head. up in the. lamp and they're like no cat no kitty. cat and the cat's just getting. Pride that's not funny the cat was just. like he was like. oh oh my God no was real life oh it was.
real that okay now that we're repeating. the story map it's not really fun it was. actually super sad for the cat but the. little girls just the way they reacted. was funny just the way the camera was. shot was funny it wasn't funny though. cuz the cat was definitely hurt the. video of the bird of what bird the bird. you just thought it was hilarious it was. the saddest thing ever what Carper will. laugh at it bir fell out of its neest. hit Rock oh I got a better one he gets. up and he walks to the edge of the cliff.
here's the cliff and he's like looking. and you're like no please don't do it to. and it's. like he literally falls about 30 feet. the bird's like 30 ft it's 500 yard okay. 500 yard whatever he hits the rocks and. you would think his body would just be. shambled right oh my gosh then his. little wings they start flapping he. starts he start he's alive you're like. oh my gosh he's. thank goodness okay then all of a sudden. this Hawk comes around it's just.
circling him and then it swoops down and. kills him actually the hog lands next to. him and mama goose comes to like try to. protect her baby and she's like trying. to fight the goose but she not she no. mat for the hawk and just snatches the. baby run off I send Instagram rules to. Cas and Kate sometimes I don't watch the. on Harper sends me actually I can't I. know that they're going to be bad it's. like someone getting injured I can't. watch that wait you get the injured ones. you got to text me to those are crazy. funniest ones ever they're I got a great.
one have yall ever seen the one I ever. seen the one where funny because a lot. of the Instagram reals ones aren't fake. they're real and so it's not funny like. in real life like if that happened to. someone you'd be like oh my goodness but. like now it's funny this one's pretty. crazy watch this one you guys I'm not. watching it let me see we can pop we can. pop this one. up wait did they break. something just wait.
this is. quite what. happened didn't see what happened no. don't worry hey that one's going to be. on the screen though that one I mean. it's not's a bird getting hit by a car. okay yeah they let they let they let the. dove go at the funeral and then it goes. across the highway and a car just. no you can see it's s it really is but. it's you know what happened so we might.
as well live long and tell the story. what is Maverick wearing I don't know. what this thing car on his legacy that's. a wig cap oh it's a wig cap yeah hey. give me that I want to try a wig cap you. don't need it hey do you want to hear my. Dollar Tree story now yes we dying we so. we go to the Dollar Tree and I was. actually looking for a $1 dress for my. video cuz I was trying $1 dress versus a. $10,000 dress I don't think they tell. you where it cash no but it works on. honestly I pull pull it up and like make. it sorry he just is so entertaining no. one interrupt my wife from now on.
besides me okay so well I'm Bor of. that I won't tell it I'm not going to. tell it no no I'm actually dying to hear. it no you guys aren't if you were dying. to hear it you would have shut your. mouth by now we probably would have but. we want to hear it now no you don't okay. okay no I'm going to give you a solid 45. seconds to tell the best story you can. okay ready I think you're just not a. good Storyteller kid yeah ready set. go I don't want to anymore.
see you have time so it was I see I feel. pressured now because y'all are all like. you nobody wants to hear it you 30. seconds genely do I want to no I'm not. telling it cuz nobody wants to listen to. it let's just move on oh my gosh you. went pleas tell us story tell I watched. your one woman show and my eyes were. glued to the TV screen 20 seconds watch. the whole thing m shut up I'm not. telling the story okay fine fine Pape. was there P come tell the story oh he's. gone okay okay no actually we do want to. hear your Dollar Tree story so I was.
buying birthday decorations for you guys. and we get to the front and Pap's like. let's get some balloons so I put all. slow down slow down slow down oh my what. the heck do you want from me well it. just sounded like you were going to say. it just so you get it out of the way but. actually say it like you were going to. say it like we want to hear okay well I. was buying birthday party decorations. for our podcast and uh I was buying this. balloon as you can see and we go to the. front and the the cashier is like the. only person working so I was like hey. I'd like to get these two balloons so. she starts making my balloons for me and.
she couldn't find it you know she's an. older lady and then the line starts. forming man the Dollar Tree was popping. at 11:00 a.m. on a Tuesday let me tell. you were there kids there no it was all. just like elderly people doing their. Christmas shopping oh. I. so wait I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm. sorry no no not that so. are you guys ready that have to be cut. no it's fine she said she said that last.
episode too yeah but she said it in a. different reference this. time can we just continue okay I'm. trying so then the L's working on my. balloons and there's probably like three. or four older ladies that have gathered. in line behind me and this lady is the. only person working the registers Well. the lady behind me flips her head I'm. not even joking I have never seen. anybody this angry in a in a dollar. store. no one wants to hear my story we're. listen I mean that's crazy.
personally that's wild but I'm. listening there's no point like I it's. not a good story if I mean that's kind. of this is heartbreaking to watch man. I'm so sorry they did that Prett I'll. just tell you pretty much the lady got. soad no you guys ruined everything yall. feel happy about want to play Rock. silently you guys feel happy about. yourselves and what you have done to. this let me you guys all just want to. know what happened let me just tell you. what happened that's yeah that's what. we've been waiting for what happened. well you need to know that I was at the. dollar store buying balloons okay okay.
then why didn't you say that yeah mean. it could have been in one sentence so I. was. at balloons my. go child Jo. oh God the only. one. so shut up I am sick of it I've been the. only one on your side. the whole time they're the ones over. there playing rock paper scissors I've.
been to let you tell your story okay it. ain't my fault that you suck at saying. stories and you're breaking our you 10. years to say a story and then you're mad. when people fall asleep in it okay I. have been over here saying guys let her. speak can't tell your story can't do. this and you I don't want to tell my. story I nobody want to hear F I tell my. stories so what upon of time today I. woke up around :00 and then I got my car. and I decided to drive to the dollar. store I've been your only defendant the.
whole time hey we want to hear your. stories we do KY please stop that that's. crazy what what did you. say maybe it was cuz cash threw my. microphone how did you see that just now. cuz cash threw my microphone how long. has it been like. that well that's not good. um uh wait was that only Kinsey's mic oh.
okay so we're still pretty good but K I. just don't understand I've been the one. trying to get you to tell the story and. trying to get people to stop. interrupting me interrup me no you do. just interrupt me I never interrupted we. weren't interrupting you either we were. playing BR scors that's the thing is I'm. I'm not going to tell a story if no one. wants to listen to it listen you guys. literally all said we want to hear the. Dollar Tree story and I'm trying to tell. you and you start playing rock paper. scissors and you keep interrupting me. I'm not going to tell a story if no one. wants to hear it there's no point in. that if you guys don't want to listen to. it. I that please. stop you talking so fast just relax.
We're. man if you guys are not. interested if you guys aren't interested. in what I'm saying then the audience. isn't interested in what I'm saying and. there's no point in me telling it so. let's move on we're just. what I'm actually genuinely like what. what did just started yelling at the. worker when the lady started blowing my. balloons up she was like oh my gosh can. we just get some someone else up here to. blow up the balloons and the lady was. like ma'am I'm doing the best I can and.
the other lady was like I got to leave I. got to leave and then everyone all the. elderly people started leaving the. dollar store and she was just like. yelling at the poor old lady everyone. started like the customers really yes. the the lady like the people in the. store were so mad that the Dollar Tree. lady was trying to blow up my balloons. they started leaving because and they. had been in line for 30 seconds and they. started yelling at this poor old lady. working at the dollar store I cannot. believe we waited that long for that. store I mean was a good story I give. that to did you get your balloons yeah. guys K was about to cry saying that.
story I mean that's I'm so sorry I. didn't know wait do y'all have like a. stocking of some sort not like a. stocking Christmas stocking like a. tights like where you can put them over. your head and then you pull them up and. it makes a funny face that's what you. thought about with Gat Setter story no. it every time I look at you it makes me. I'm sorry I'm so astronomically boring. for you guys it's okay yeah it's all. right would you like to cut me. now I liter I don't care I will leave no.
you are a drive you are like passenger. seat no I'm not apparently I can't keep. anyone's attention no I can't keep. anybody's attention no you can you can I. can't cuz it's going to make noise can. you keep everyone's attention we value. it's okay it's going to make noise just. just put it on there wow okay now she's. just trying to make. noise I I can't get it on it we value. your. participation wait cash can you pull. that up and like and like make it like. do. it what's happening cash has never fixed.
anything in his life and he's going to. right now this is amazing wow hey. um I don't even know if we should keep. going at this point hour this episode's. been like an hour and a half yeah and I. feel like they're starting to be like. some animosity growing man it's supposed. to be birthday is Kate is Kate's mic. working and Kate threw it in your. birthday check my mic is not working. it's working snowball fight listen what. the sorry it's fine why do we always get.
upset on these things man because you. guys literally act like I'm contribute. nothing h no one said that when I threw. a birthday party on the podcast episode. I went out I bought all the decorations. I set up all the decorations bought I. bought the presents I set up I set up. everything who made his chair Pape none. of you guys Pape yeah I so I. none of you guys contributed actually. you could have paid someone to do the. decorations that's not my.
problem actually we did pay someone to. do the decorations but they didn't get. fired. so well okay listen K if you want to. tell a story next time you just have to. be entertaining okay you just have to. sit there we can't yeah it doesn't feel. very good when you're trying to talk and. everyone's just laughing and. interrupting you isn't it Kate no one's. laughing and interrupting you man you. just got to relax and have. fun dude okay goodbye thank you so much.
for watching stop trying to the episode. K what's wrong no bye the episode's an. hour and a half long and keny's mic is. out I got here at 5 and it's. eight what did you say I got here at. five and it's eight and we filmed one. I'm sorry I thought we were all big. happy family doing podcast together. apparently not apparently I'm the only. one that actually enjoys being here and. for the next episode I have to strain my. hair and curl it again yeah and I don't. even know what's on your face anymore. it's starting to look weird please take. it off it's like you're not fully loaded.
into the game can we say goodbye no no. you don't have a mic shut up your mic's. not being recorded cuz I can't fix it. birthday yeah but you don't got a. microphone what time are we at I don't. know what time we're at but it don't. matter cashier craftsmanship failed it. popped right off you definitely you. definitely pulled that off pull off I. know she did I twisted. I know you pulled that I knew it. wouldn't last I turned pretty close to. time nobody knows because I'm about to.
listen why does everyone care about time. so much we shoot every. episode this is stupid we shoot every. episode and all I hear from all of you. guys. done no I'm SED out of here in the war. time we are supposed to shoot this pod. ass. it's family friendly podcast family. friendly and.
fun and thank you guys so much for. watching this Birthday Episode we will. see you all next time peace out.
