Calling Harper After The Breakup
Kate is gonna call Harper on the. episode. Hopefully this goes well. >> Hey. >> Hi. How are you? >> Good. How are you? >> Good. >> What are you doing? >> I'm watching the sunset right now. Well, it's dark now, but like I'm just sitting. down. >> A That's sad. >> I bet her and Benny used to watch the. sunset. >> Why would you say that? >> Still thinking about everything. I just. want some time alone because, you know, like everything has been kind of hard. and different now. [Music]. >> Well, today is another weird day because. Harper is still not here with us. Well, not really,
>> but um yeah, >> she's still here in spirit. >> Yeah, her flame is still going, >> but not for a lot longer. It's slowly. burning out. >> Don't know how much longer she lasted. us. >> That candle cost me $10. >> That's insane. Don't ever buy one. Can't. afford $10 for Harper's Memorial. Okay, anyways. >> Well, I had other candles you could. have. >> Harper is still not here with us today. Um she's still taking a little bit more. time off um due to the world economy and. circumstances. >> It's an economic form right now. Uh.
>> yeah. >> Yeah. So she is still taking some time. off. We might get into it a little bit. later. Um. >> when she's. >> I don't know. But as of right now, uh. she is still taking some time off. Um. >> we should call her later. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. We can check up on her. >> We'll check up on her. But uh yeah, she's still taking time off for herself. to find herself, you know, to explore. >> um the world. >> Yeah. >> So, she will not be here again today. >> Last I spoke with her, um. >> she was in Nam. She's in Vietnam. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Still going to make it.
>> Uh well, anyways guys, welcome back to. another episode. So, today is going to. be a little off again. Might be a little. weird. >> Yep. >> Might not be as much loling, >> but it'll be a day, that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah. >> Without Harper here, it does just feel a. little empty in this room. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> She was a light everywhere she walked. >> Man, I do hate it. Like, I wish we. didn't have to do episodes without her. It's way more fun when she's here. >> I know. Second episode ever. We've done. 220 something episodes. This is the.
second episode ever. >> I hope she comes back soon. >> Yeah. >> Um I've never not been on an episode. >> I haven't either, >> actually. No, me and you have. They did. like two girl episodes and they kicked. us off. Wow. I'm the only one that's. been on every single episode ever. >> That's crazy. >> Is that a flex? >> Kate is Kate is the only one that has. never been. >> I'm pretty sure there's been episodes. with Kyle. that you weren't there for. >> No, but she was there at some point, I. think. >> Oh. And then she got kicked off. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Anyways,
>> yeah, but we still have one up on them. cuz you know, LOL Bros. We did a lot of. episodes on there. So, it's like LOL. Bros like isn't even a thing. It's. called LOL like something else. wasn't. quit. It was so unsuccessful with. >> We did start another channel though. called LOL Studios. You guys should go. check that out. We'll The link is in the. description. Um. >> there's actually a video with Harper on. there right now. >> Yeah, there's. that aged well. >> Yeah, it didn't really age too well. >> No, it did not. Did not. >> Maybe it did. Maybe, you know, >> I don't know, you know. Yeah. LOL. Studios, we have some videos on there.
going up. Uh yeah, it's going to be a. fun channel. You can go subscribe to it. I think it's about to actually I think. it hit 100k maybe. I don't know. Um but. you guys should go subscribe. >> I will say this. I will say this. Uh in. that episode it's Harper and Benny doing. like they're talking and stuff and we we. didn't talk a lot last time about the. situation that's been going on. And I do. think we need to talk about it a little. bit today. I do feel genuinely bad for. both of them. I think they're both Well, okay. Here's here's the thing. >> Here's the thing. Everyone. >> I do feel bad for both of them.
>> I do think they're both very sad. >> This is not your story to tell. >> Yeah. Everyone, >> let's leave it as that. >> Everyone memorialize and that is it. Okay, >> I think it is always important to. remember, shut your mouth, Maverick. Team Harper forever. >> I'm not on any team. >> But if I was on a TV, it'd be Team. Harper. Of course, calm down. Listen, are we the drama? >> No, no, no, no. >> Maverick is the drama. >> Maverick is Kate said team Harper. She. was like, I'm going to make a team. Harper t-shirt. She said that the other. day, actually. >> Maverick says unserious things during.
serious moments and make people think. that he has like no heart at all. And he. does. He just is unserious. >> No heart. No. All All I'm saying is is I. don't want to say too much about. anything because a. >> we don't all know that much. >> That's fine. You don't have to. I will. So I'll say it all. It's none of your. business. >> Yeah. None of us have really actually. know that much knowledge about it at. all. I know. I know all of it actually. >> No, we don't. And I don't want to have. to cut anything because we say something. that's wrong or something. So I think. for time being.
>> No, I'm going to say it all right now. Okay. But I I do I do feel bad for both. brother. I think they're both I think. mistakes were made. I don't know the. details of everything, but I will say I. am uh wishing them both the best. >> Wishing well. Some. >> wishing well. >> Wishing in a well. >> Um. >> well well. >> some might say well well did anybody. else in Wait, anybody else growing up in. the wishing wells always try to take the. money? >> Yeah. Yeah. I was always scout. >> Did you guys do that? >> No, we didn't have wishing wells where I. came from. >> in Texas. I literally have one like a.
mile from here. I literally. >> No way. Where? Over by the movie. A. fountain. >> That's a fountain. That's not a well. >> That's a wish. Like when people throw. coins in it. >> Oh, you mean a fountain. When you throw. coins in a fountain. You know what a. wish? >> It's like make a wish. >> You know what a well is? A well is like. 70 ft deep in the ground. You're not. stealing anyone. >> I did. You know those little McDonald's. things where you you put coins in to. donate to the people for food. >> at McDonald's. >> Yeah. >> I used to try to stick my hands in there. when I was like five.
>> That was not good. >> I know. Wait, is it you know the one? Is. it the same one like the ones at Walmart. and stuff? Like when they would spin. around? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I was so jealous of all the money. in there all the time. St. Jude. Hospital. I'm going to get. >> Oh my gosh, that reminds me of a story. No, it's not that long of a story. But. we used to go to a what is that place. called? CeCe's every Friday. >> Oh, I remember I beg my mom for the. money for that arcade. >> Yeah, they had an arcade in every CC's. But in our CC's in Livingston, it was. the best arcade. It probably wasn't, but. in my mind, it was the best arcade. But.
at the time when I was like eight, my. little brother was two and he could walk. and talk and so it was the perfect time. to shove him in those little claw. machines. Oh. >> because he could fit and he would just. crawl up there and get us the toys and. come back out and one time he got stuck. >> Oh, so you were stealing? >> Yes. >> But actually it was stealing from us. because every time we put coins in. there, it wouldn't give us a toy. So. really really. stuck in the game. >> No, we were just getting what we. deserved. But he got stuck and my mom is.
really sad. She started crying. So. >> she thought she was going to lose him. forever. >> Yeah. So we had started crying stuck in. the machine. >> Imagine your 2-year-old gets stuck in a. >> He's going to be all right. It's not. like the claw's going to attack him and. kill him. I try though. I try to get out. the crazy horror store movie. >> Stuck in the claw. >> Oh god. >> And it's just you're stuck in a claw. machine. >> Imagine it's a giant claw machine. A. giant one. And everyone's in there and. the claw randomly just takes people and. it's like. >> No, he wasn't in the claw machine.
section where the toys were. He was in. the drop section and his body was just. stuck. >> Oh my gosh. This has got to be in Squid. Games. Squid Game season 3. This game. needs to happen. A giant claw machine. They play the kids music. >> Kids music. >> You ever seen Squid Games? Yeah. But do. they go? >> Yeah. They always play like kids songs. They're like not that song. Wait, are. you saying put all like 200 people in. the claw machine? >> Yeah, it's like a ginormous. It's like a. giant claw machine thing and it's like.
they're all run around and then it's. like and then it takes them over to the. drop thing. It's like. >> wow. That's if you like Squid Game. >> I have a question real quick. Can I see? No, I hope they do. That would be an. epic game in Squid Game. >> Can I see your water bottle? >> Squid Games. I love Squid Game. >> No, I'm not going to do anything bad. I. promise. I just have a game. >> Just let him see your water bottle real. quick. >> Have some trust these days. Let him see. it. No, >> give me just give me the water. >> What are you gonna do? >> Nothing bad. Give me the water bottle. Thank you. I'm going to destroy it. You. know, >> he's like,
>> real quick, Cash. >> Okay, >> I saw this on Tik Tok. >> This is a trick. >> Maybe I should do it to Kenya. >> Why? >> Actually, I'll do it to all three of. you, but if you catch on, please do not. ruin it for whoever doesn't. >> Imagine it's not fun. Then, >> real quick, is this water bottle? Okay, ready? All right, here we go. >> Don't put your fingers on my mouth. Hold. >> open or closed? Open. >> Open. >> Open. >> Wrong. Okay. Open or closed?
>> Closed. >> Closed. >> Open. >> It is closed. Good job, YouTube. Good. job. >> Okay. Open or closed? >> Open. >> Open. >> Open. >> Yes, it is open. Open or closed? >> What are we doing here? >> Open or closed? >> Open. >> I got it. >> Open.
>> No. Closed. >> Open. >> Wait. How do I know if Kate actually got. it? Or is she just saying she's got it? >> Open or closed. >> You got it. There's nothing to get. >> Open or closed? >> Closed. >> Open. >> Yes, it is open. It is closed. You are. so You are so wrong. It is open. Cash. Open or closed? Open. Yes. Open or close? Closed? No. Why? I don't know. Here we go. Ready? No, I'm serious. >> Wait, I still Why are you only asking. cash? I don't know.
>> Okay. Open or closed? >> Closed. >> Open or closed? Open. >> Open. >> You're right. You're right. You're. right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Open or closed? >> Open. >> I'm done. >> Open or closed? >> I'm done with the game. >> Open or closed? >> Closed. >> Open. Wrong. What? I get it. >> Okay. Open or closed? >> Yeah, she's never going to get it. >> Open. No, wrong. Closed. It's closed. Open or closed? Closed. Wrong. It's. open. >> Open.
>> Please. This is hurting my head. >> Open or closed. >> There's no way there's anything to this. >> Open or closed. >> Do you get this, Alex? >> I don't know what's happening. >> Yeah. What is happening right now? >> Got it. You guys, >> trust me, everyone watching gets it. Open or closed? >> Open. No. Closed. Okay. Open or closed? Closed. No, open. >> Cash, please. >> Usually. >> Open or closed? >> No, you don't get it. >> Please. >> What is it? Okay, fine. Fine. I. surrender. I raised. >> Yo, Los Angeles, guys, is coming up next.
on our world tour. If you guys have been. to any of our shows so far, you're going. to want to still come to the Los Angeles. show because we are going to have. special guests at this show and it is. going to be a crazy show. So, if you can. come to Los Angeles on October 5th, go. get your tickets right now at the. lolodcast.net. It is going to be a crazy show. And then. after that, we are going to Chicago, Houston, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Melbourne, Sydney, London, Dublin, and.
Manchester. So, if you guys live in any. of these cities, we're on tour right. now. So, go to the lolodcast.net and go. get your tickets before it's too late. >> I raised my flag. Unfortunately, I. really don't I really want you to try to. figure it out. >> Yeah, I have a red flag. >> It'll go on the entire episode. >> You think it'll go on for 45 minutes? Let's see. >> Yeah, he's. >> Okay. No. What? I don't understand. >> Well, we can't tell you. >> Well, how do you know if they're right? Oh, I know they're right cuz they. started getting it right. >> Well, show me one more time.
>> You can he can tell when we know. >> Open or closed? >> Let's just say it that way. >> Closed. >> Open. >> Closed. You're wrong. Open or closed. >> Closed. Open. Open or closed? Open. >> Closed. >> Open or closed? Open. >> Closed. What? >> Can I have my water back? I need a drink. at this point. >> Okay. Show me what he was doing. Show. Show him what you think it was. >> I don't I can't show you. >> Do you get it?
>> Yeah, you don't get it. Obviously, you. don't get it. What do you mean? Show You. don't know. Oh my gosh. You don't know. if you know what he was doing. >> No, I know. >> And you know how we can tell? >> How? Wait, we can do it again four times. and me and Kate will. >> Yeah, do it. Do it. Give me Give them. the bottle back. Give them the bottle. back. >> Gosh, you're not gonna get it right. I. think we need to move on. >> No. Give them the bottle back real. quick. >> They'll get it right every time. >> Yeah. Well, how do I know how do I know. you're not just telling them they're. right? Because I know that they'll get. it right. >> Okay. Open. >> Open or closed? >> Open. >> Closed. >> Kenzie's right. >> Wait. K. No. I want them to both answer.
>> Okay. Okay. Do it again. >> Open or closed? >> Closed. >> Closed. >> Correct. I want you all to say your. answer at the same time. 3 2 1 go. >> Open or closed? >> Open. >> Open. >> Yes, that's good. >> Okay. Okay. Do it again. Ready? 3 2 1. go. Open or closed? >> Open. >> Open. >> Is that right? >> Yes, that's right. >> Okay. Now, do one more time, but I'm. sure I'll say more on timing. >> Okay. Wait. Let's Let's look at each. other and say 3, two, one before we say. it. Okay. >> Okay. Open or close? >> Three, two. >> No, you No, you just looked at her.
>> You looked at her. You were like, "Say. closed." No, I didn't. Y'all keep. looking at the bottle. Okay. >> Okay. Okay. We'll go like this. >> All right. Ready? Open or closed? Three, two, one. Open. >> Oh, no. >> Does Kate not get it? >> Does Kate not get it? >> Okay, Kate gets it. >> Yeah, that's what I thought. Do it. again. >> Okay. Okay. Wait. Tell me. Hold on. Tell. me not. The point of the game is for you. to just see how long you can make this. go. >> Oh, Kate doesn't get it. >> There's an actual trick. You don't get. it. You're so stupid.
>> No, she's not stupid. >> Man, I've wasted the last 5 minutes of. my life being like, "Mav is so like. we're just entertaining the annoying. little cousin right now." Like, Alex. actually get it. >> There's nothing to get. Alex is locked, I believe. >> Okay, we got to move on cuz M's not. telling us. Everyone in the comments. knows, so don't worry. >> No, they don't. >> Yes, they don't. No one in this. >> I did think it was odd that Kate. realized so soon. >> I thought Kate definitely knew this. >> I. now unfortunately I'm going to have to. make a TikTok with you after doing this. >> H I hate things like this. >> Well, that was an interesting. conversation.
>> Yeah, that was a waste of time. >> Waste of my precious breath. I hope you. did. >> That was so funny. >> Wait, should we tell them? >> It was so. >> No, no. You got to tell us now. >> No, no, no, no. >> I'll tell the audience. I won't tell. you. >> Okay, fine. We'll plug our ears. >> It has to do with my mouth is open or. closed. >> Did y'all hear that? No. I. >> Did you hear that, Alex? >> I just I don't care. >> What was it? >> Oh, don't worry about so bored. I like. that was like way Wow. >> So funny. Okay. Well, >> what that just happened?
Huh? There's no way you actually didn't. know. >> The amount of times Kate got it right. without actually knowing is crazy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What a lucky human being. I mean, that's like. >> You should go play like Blackjack or. something. >> Play Blackjack. >> I I do have something else I'd like to. do. >> No, please. No. >> I want to do reverse charades. >> Okay. What? Reverse charades? >> What is reverse charades? >> Reverse the charades. So, one person is. up there and they're doing the act and. trying to guess while we actually know.
the word and kind of guide them if go. first. >> Why do I got to guess? >> Wait, that's not even possible. They're. just going to go up there and do random. stuff for hours and hours and hours. >> No, they won't. Get up there. Watch. >> No, that's a thing to make me look like. a stupid dancing monkey. >> No, no, no, no, no. You're good. Get up. there. >> How do I know you're going to tell me. when I'm right? >> I will tell you when you're right. I'll. tell the audience the word. >> No. >> I want you to do something else. >> What do you mean? whisper in your. microphone. >> That's what I'm going to do. I'm going. to tell them the word. >> Yes. >> Okay. Do that.
>> Dolphin. >> Dolphin. >> Could you hear that? Okay. Now, I want. you to tell Kate and Kinsey the word. >> What? >> Don't look at me. >> Fine. >> Turn around. Just mouth it. >> Okay. >> Do you all have it? >> Yeah. Yes. >> Okay. [Laughter]. >> Okay. Um, no. That's not good. Why is. that the first? >> No.
>> What was that? >> No. [Music]. >> Uh, no. No. >> No. >> Not even close. >> What is that? >> What is that? >> What are you trying to be? You tell me. >> I'm the traitor. >> No, that's not it.
Try more activities. Activities like. Michael Phelps. >> Don't. That's cheating. >> No. >> Do you even know what this is? >> Yes, I know. >> Do you know who Michael Phelps is? >> Do you know that? >> Yes. >> Little teacup short. >> No. No. Come on. >> No. Uh, you could. You could. >> Is it Gandom style? >> No, but you could. You theoretically.
>> you did remember. >> Yeah, you you Yeah, >> you did. >> It's possible. >> Oh, this is close. >> It's possible. >> Did I ride something? >> Crazy. >> Keep keep doing stuff. Keep doing stuff. >> What is it? What have I rode before? >> Um, I've rode a lot of things. Not Wait, hold on. What have I wrote? Stop laughing. >> Okay, keep going. >> But I'm not really silent. >> Start Start doing Start doing animals. >> Animals.
>> You're ruining the game. >> You have to help a little. >> No. >> What was that? A dinosa. >> What did you ride? A bear. >> Well, animals are all the same form. I. like. >> They all just look like this. >> Uh, nope. Not this one. >> Really? >> Yeah. Really? >> No. Uh, no. Uh, try putting your hands together.
>> Okay. >> Okay. Uh, no. >> No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait. There's something. >> There's something there. >> Really? >> There's something there. [Applause]. >> Wait. There's something here. Close. I don't think you're going to get it. from that. >> What is it?
>> Think about it. You You rode this one. >> A dolphin. >> I wrote a dolphin. >> You have to You have to do the charade. >> Yeah. Do the dolphin charade. >> I mean, or. >> what? That was a seal. >> I don't know. A dolphin. >> No. No. That's good. That's good. That's. good. Okay. turn. >> Um, I argue my downward dog was kind of. dolphiny. >> Okay, >> Kate, your turn. >> No. >> Oh, it's my turn. >> Okay. >> Oh, >> please don't do any of the things that.
he just did. >> This is kind of a fun game. All right. Ready? We got to speedrun this. Okay. Ready? I got one. Ready? >> I'm going to say it. Wait, wait, wait. We got to know what it is. Say it in the. microphone. >> Okay, I'll say it. I'll say it. >> Wait. Plug yours. Play yours. Play. yours. >> The plus one. >> Okay. >> Wait. I have a good one. Okay. All. right. Sh. Okay. >> Pooping. >> Wait. Say it a little louder. She's. >> pooping. >> Pooping. >> Pooping. >> Oh, well, she could hear that. Sure. >> All right. K, come here. Hey,
we're good. All right. All right. Go. >> Okay. Um, >> no. Not even close. >> All right. Um, >> no. No. You got to speedrun it, Kate. Yeah. Start doing stuff. >> No, no, no, no. What was that? No. What? What are you doing? No, no, >> no. >> No. >> I want to know what these things are.
>> Uh, could be. >> Oh my good. No, no, no. Oh, perfect form. Perfect form. No, that's too much. Yeah. >> No. Perfect form. Flawless. Oh, no. Not. perfect. Close. Closer. >> I mean, not really. >> Closer. Yeah. Yeah. Closer. >> You're closer. >> Closer. >> Yes. >> Oh, yeah. Close. Close. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You. would rather do that. No. >> I would not re.
out of 10. Bad idea. >> Yeah. You're close there. >> Did that once in 2012. No. >> You're like 90% of the way. Harper would. love this game. It's too bad she's gone. A harper. >> We'll have to play together. >> You got to keep just trying things. >> I know. >> No. >> No. Well, some people. >> No. >> No. No. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Actually, >> necessary. Go back. Go back.
>> That is perfect form. >> For who? >> Scientifically. >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Yes. >> Wait. No. That is the perfect form. Asian. squat. That's how you're supposed to. That's how you're supposed to poop. >> Her legs were right next to her. She'd. poop on herself. >> No, you your your body is made to poop. like this. >> Why did you guys act like. >> what? I don't think so. >> Yeah, it is. Just like this. >> I don't think we're supposed to poop. like that.
>> Yeah. Have you ever seen the potty. squatty? >> What? >> Squatty potty. >> Wait, why did y'all act like. >> It's a little bench and you can put your. your feet up like this. >> Yeah. That's how your body if you're. ever constipated, you that's how you. need to poop. Wait, what? >> No, no, wait. Wait. Why did y'all act. like I hit that when I went like. >> Well, it was just better than that was. just better than break dancing. >> All right, Kenzie. >> No, I got one for You don't think? >> I mean, that's a lot. Okay. Yeah, we'll. play one more. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Um, plug your ears. >> Should we do cheerleader or wrestling?
Manslaughter. Manslaughter. Yeah. >> No. No. No. >> Manslaughter. Murder. >> Wrestling. No. Yes. Manslaughter. Murder. Okay. Murder. Murder. All right. We got it. Okay. >> Is it embarrassing? >> No. I thought she was about to say what. it is. Yeah. All right. Go participate. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Start doing things. >> Okay. >> No. >> Face the camera. >> No. >> You could. No. After the fact.
>> What are you doing? >> No. No. No. No. >> No. >> Don't ever do that. >> Uh, it's part of it. Could be. No. No, not your throw off. No. >> There's a lot of things involved in. this, but no. >> Oh. Oh, gruesome. No. No. No. No. >> No. >> No. No. >> What did you say about it? It's gross. >> No. I just said that. >> Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. >> Yes. >> I think so. You're kind of.
>> Yeah. You're closer. >> Is it? Wait. >> No. No. >> No. No. No. >> No. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> You're getting closer. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Oh, >> yeah. Yes. You're close. You're close. >> Maverick. >> No. No. No. No. >> No. No. Oh, yeah. Closer. I like that. one better. >> Um, it's something to do with fighting.
>> Yeah, could be. >> How specific did y'all get? >> Uh, it's one word. >> Fighting. Keep keep moving. >> Uh, no. But close. But keep moving. >> Talk loud so they can hear you. >> Keep moving. I need to see more action. >> You got to do charades. >> Oh. >> Oh, yes. >> Oh, that's part of it. >> Yes. >> Oh, fire. Fire. >> Okay. She's still lit. >> I got it. I got it. >> What? >> No. >> Really close. >> But no. >> Uno. Reverse. >> You're like, Yeah. You're like,
>> reverse. >> Okay. Don't give away too much. >> You're No. Dude, why is it like my mom waking up in. the middle of the night? >> No, like the oxymoron of what you just. did. >> What is that? >> The oxymoron of death. >> Humbly just made an animal. >> No. >> Memorial for a non death. >> No, you got to act it out. >> Keep going. Keep moving. >> It's not alive. >> You were No. No. >> Oh, I've got it.
>> Keep acting out. What is it? >> It's giving birth. >> Okay. Oh no. >> That's an oxymoron for death though, I. guess. No. Uh, come on. Keep keep moving. things. >> Okay, I'll try cakes. >> What? No, no, no. You were closer. earlier with the punching. >> Oh. Um, >> what? >> Smoking a cigarette. >> Secondhand smoke. Why would it be that? >> Cigarettes. You have about 30 seconds. before you're you're cancelled. You. >> got to hurry. >> Oh, okay. Yeah,
>> that's better. >> Oh, no. No. >> No. Yes. Oh, yeah. It's closer. >> I don't get it. >> It's close. >> Uh-huh. >> 10. >> Okay. She's not going to get it. Nine. >> Is it hard? >> Eight. >> Yeah. It It was. >> seven. Oh. Oh, yes. Yes. Kind of. Yeah. >> No. They're fooling you. >> Five. >> Okay. Tell me what it is. >> It was manslaughter. >> or murder. >> Murderer. >> You mean I was beating people up? And. how is that an oxymoron of death?
>> Because it's the opposite of the dead. person. It's the person doing the. killing. Leave someone dead. >> What? >> She said yes. >> Oh, she's upset she didn't win the game. >> You think that was it? >> Manslaughter is more like. >> I want to see like stabbing and killing. >> Yeah, manslaughter is like. >> manslaughter accidental. That's why I. said murder is better one. >> Oh, manslaughter just sounds worse than. murder. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but manslaughter is like harder to. accident. How does she accidentally. kill? >> I moved over here so Kenzie got on my. mic when she was standing up cuz she was. quiet. But okay. Dang. I didn't really.
like that game. I like regular charades. more. >> You know what happened last night at. dinner that we just brushed over? >> Oh, what happened. >> last night? Me, Cash, Mav, and Kenzie. all went out to the Cheesecake Factory. >> This is about what I said. >> What? >> Oh, never mind. >> Is this about what I said? >> Actually, it is. >> Did say Mav looks at the waiter. that was serving us. >> He did. This was highly suspicious. >> The man that is like our age. >> Unfortunately, Harper would love to hear. this, but she's not here. >> Yeah, we'll tell her later. >> Here at our. >> We'll tell her again. Yeah, she'll hear. the story. Don't worry. I don't want to.
hear it again. >> But Mav looks at the waiter after he. gives us water and walks away and he. goes, "That's a very attractive man.". >> He did just like that. Man should have. been like in Superman. I mean, >> no, he was like so casual about it. Like. almost had more heart in it, though. It. was kind of just weird. What? He was. like attractive. >> There was no heart. No. >> A little when he said it. >> No, he was like, "That's an attractive. guy.". >> It was equivalent to like a like a group. of girls being like, "Oh my gosh, that. guy is so cute.". >> No, I did not say, "Oh my gosh, that guy. is so cute." I didn't say it. I said, "Dall see that? That is an attractive.
man. That's exactly how I said it. Okay. And I don't want anyone twisting it to. make it anything more than that. >> I've never, to be fair, I've never. thought that phrase in my life. >> You literally have. >> Except with Chris Hemsworth. >> No. And and Benny. You said that about. Benny. >> Well, well, no. Hold on. No. Wait. Who. plays Thor? >> Chris Hemsworth. >> Chrisworth. Yes. >> Chris Hemsworth. You like that man? >> Yes. >> Okay. Okay. Well, >> you shouldn't say that. >> Pop up a picture of him. >> Chris Hemsworth was my childhood crush. It was everyone. >> It was mine. We could have married those.
brothers. >> We could have Oh, man. Missed. opportunity came. Missed opportunity. >> Yeah. What? What? >> What do you mean? >> I was going to marry those brothers. >> Yeah, dude. Uh, Jennifer Anderson, man, we missed opportunity there. >> Y'all did. >> We Scarlett Johansson. Uh, you know, we. missed opportunities with those women. Oh, >> well, we we hurt his feelings with that. one. He. >> Oh, no. I just know if I say that, it's. a problem. I'm going to get mad. But. other. >> You know what's odd, though? >> That's what's crazy. She said she liked. Chris Hemsworth and you said you like.
Liam Hemsworth. But well, hold on. Let. me ask you guys something. If me or M one of us was Liam, one of us. was Chris, who'd be who? >> Oh, >> well, you'd have to be a Liam and he'd. have to be Chris because he's older. >> Well, no, just looks wise. >> What? >> I mean, they're both highly attractive. I was just me. >> He's trying to figure out. >> Oh, no. You guys are kind of giving me. Miley Cyrus and Liam over there. >> Oh my gosh. Alex, who's Liam? Who's. Chris? >> I don't forgot.
>> Unbiasedly. >> Liam is the one. >> Yes. >> Which which I thought was weird since. you said you like Chris and you said you. like Liam. >> Wait, why would you think you're Chris? >> I don't know. That just seems fitting. >> Yeah. >> M looks more like Liam. >> Oh, wait. Cuz I'm not blonde. >> Yeah. >> What? Wait. Liam's Gail from Hunger. Games, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Matt's just more like Gail. >> I don't like this conversation. It's. making me very self-conscious. Let's. move on. Okay. Other things like I beat. Peeta. Unfortunately, I don't like.
Peeta. >> A He was my childhood crush. I had. posters of him in my bedroom. You're. doing. >> Oh, I always thought Peeta was hideous. Shut up. >> I mean, that was the first love of my. life, actually. >> Hey, I had earlier when we started this. episode, we said we were going to call. Harper. Can you call her? >> We need to do that. Let's call her and. see. >> Bully her. >> No, >> not bully. I just genuinely want like I. know she didn't get to come like to the. podcast today, but I do feel bad that. she's only with us in spirit. So, I'd. like to have her with us in in audio as. well. >> Tonight, we egg her house. >> No, >> no,
>> no, no, no. We just. >> that audio. Oh, I'll tell you guys. after. >> So, Should I call her? I'll call her. >> Wait, do you think that's the best idea. >> to call her? >> Cuz what if she's sad? >> No, I'll call her. >> Well, I think I think she would she is. sad that she's not here. So, I think she. would like to feel like she was included. in today's episode. >> She just ignore your calls on purpose. >> She doesn't. >> Yeah. Mav calls Harper and she doesn't. pick up. >> Last time you called her, she cried. because she heard your voice. So, let's. use Kate instead. >> I'll call her. >> Wait, are she going to call her? >> You guys are wondering. I mean, I wanted.
to call I was going to call her after. this anyways. >> Okay. Uh Kate is going to call Harper on. the episode. Hopefully, this goes well. >> If she's crying, we'll cut it. But I. don't think she's going to be crying. >> What if she says to keep it in? >> I'm just going to tell her. >> Oh, okay. She's doing it. All right. Just jump straight to Wait, put on the. microphone. Oh. Hey. >> Hi. How are you? >> Good. How are you? >> Good. >> What are you doing? >> Um, I'm watching the sunset right now.
Well, it's dark now, but like I'm just. sitting down. >> A That's sad. >> We're filming a podcast episode right. now and we just wanted to like call you. and see how you're doing. >> Benny used to watch the sunset. >> You know, still thinking about. everything, you know, like. >> I don't know. It's hard, but like I'm. just I'm sorry that I'm not there. I. just need like a break for a few days. But I'm excited to be back though to. talk to y'all and stuff like that. >> Yeah. No. Well, don't feel sorry. You. don't need to feel bad at all. But we. just wanted to see how you were doing.
>> I'm okay. I just I miss y'all a lot. And. I don't know. I'm excited to start. filming and go back on the podcast, too. I just want some time alone because, you. know, like everything has been kind of. hard and. >> I don't know. It's just different now. But like I'm excited to go back and like. you know I'm excited to see everybody. happy with me on the podcast again. >> So yeah. >> Yeah. Well, if you want to come over. before then too, like we're when we're. not filming or something just to hang. out, you can come by whenever. >> Thank you. I love you guys so much. >> I got you a gift.
>> Uh what is it? >> I got you a gift. >> I don't know if you did actually. >> What is it? >> Uh well I I I can't I'll give it to you. when you come. Okay. >> Yeah. But next time you're here, just so. you know, I have a gift for you. >> Okay. >> I'd like to speak to M. Matt would like. to speak to you. >> Yes. M. >> Um, I want you to know that it's not the. same without you. >> A But I know. >> But it But it's really close.
>> Shut your mouth. >> He said, "But it's really close.". >> It's really close. >> What? >> But did did you see the memorial we had. for you? I I I made you a memorial. during a moment of silence on the last. episode. >> Maverick made it. Um, it accidentally. got lit on fire. >> No, Cash lit you on fire. >> We were trying to cremate you. It was a. whole thing. Okay. Um, but just out of. curiosity, if you died, would you like. to be cremated or buried? >> Cash, we're trying to figure out what to. do with the body. >> Okay. Well, that's good to know. But. next time we won't cremate you.
>> Okay. >> Well, we love you. >> Yeah, we love you and we miss you, but. we'll see you soon. >> I know. I love y'all, too. Okay. Well, I'll see you soon. Thank you for. checking in on me. >> Bye. >> Okay, we love you. Goodbye. >> Bye. >> Oh, I feel so bad for her. >> The girl's going through a heartbreak. Why are you speaking those names over. there? >> What? I'm I'm saying jokes. >> No. The is so dark. It's like dark. times. >> Whatever you're saying over there. Oh, no. I was just making jokes. I I felt. like it was heavy in here.
>> Insensitive. >> Insensitive. Respect women. Is that like the mantra you tell. yourself constantly remind yourself. >> if y'all watch. >> he wakes up he looks in the mirror he's. like be sensitive expect. I can do it today. >> you should tell them how you respected. Kate yesterday. >> uh. >> in the kitchen. >> okay I'll say it cuz you know what wait. we can't just glaze over the whole. Harper conversation. >> no this is about the Harper conversation.
>> this this involves Harper. >> apparently Cash bought Harper a gift but. really he didn't Yeah, since Harper's. going through a hard time. >> It was my idea. >> No, it was my idea. >> My idea. >> It was Kate and Kinsey's idea. >> No, wait. Everyone's idea. >> I have proof that it's my idea. >> I I'll even lean this. If it wasn't my. idea, which it is. If it wasn't, it. would lean more towards Mav ideas than. y'all idea. >> What do you mean? >> Because Mav texted Kinsey said, "You. want to I said, "Send a gift to Harper's. house yesterday at 4:00.".
>> What? That did not go through. It's. right there at 4:00 yesterday. Well, yesterday at probably around 2:00 when. we realized that Harper wasn't going to. be there, I was like, "Well, either way, actually, actually, the day I found out. about everything, I was like, "Okay, I'm. going to go get her a gift to make her. feel better for next time I see her.". The day I found. >> Anyways, long story short, >> your text message did not go through. The loading bar is actually still at the. top. >> What? >> Do you see how it doesn't say delivered? >> Well, it says I sent it at 4:00.
yesterday. >> You did. So, you had the idea. I told. you. Yeah. >> Wait, did you hear that? I had the idea. Harper, I was thinking of you first. >> Your idea translated to us and me and. Kate actually. >> No one's anyways. >> House of lies. >> Back to respecting women and Harper. >> Um, Kate had this gift basket made for. Harper that we're going to give to her. when she comes back on. >> And we are going to give to. >> Yes, Kenzie. We are all married here and. we are all one. >> All four of us are one and you're your. own. All of us are married here and we.
are all we are all too. Anyways, back to. the gift. The gift thing. Uh the gift. was made and it has Twix inside of it. and I walked by it and I was like, "Hey. Kate, could I have one of that Twix?". And she was like, "No, you can't have. Twix off Harper. All 29,000 Alpha Harper. Twix." I was like, "Well, I could have. one little baby Twix. There's like a. whole giant bag of them. Can I just have. one Twix?" Kate was like, "No, no Twix. for you. No Twix." And I was like, I'm. just going to open it up a little bit. and get a twist. And that apparently is.
disrespecting women. >> because like not women. It's. disrespectful in general to open someone. else's gift. >> and take the candy. >> and take it out and eat it and then put. it back. >> No, I think that's expected. >> No, that's not. >> from me. >> If if you give a gift to Harper and it. has some eaten tweaks in there, it is. expected since we are one that Cash. might have touched some of them. But. even if that wasn't the case, I said, "You know what, Kate? Let me eat some of. these Twix tonight and we can buy her.
new Twix tomorrow to replace them before. you give her the gift.". >> And I don't see what was wrong with. that. >> Mhm. >> I was actually just telling M the other. day how you and him don't know personal. boundaries when it comes to. >> You mean common sense? I have a very No, during this argument, I said, "I don't. know what to do in situations like this. I don't know what to do. I don't know. what to do. I'm freaking out. I have. common sense, but other people don't. I. don't know. uh don't know what to do. And I didn't know what to do. I. genuinely was panicked because Kate's. like, "You cannot eat the Twix and. replace them by tomorrow." I said, "But.
logically and common sensely, we could. do that. We 100% could do that." But I. can't. For what reason? And she's like, "Cuz I bought those." I'm like, "Right, but we could buy them again before we. give them to her.". >> Or just not say that one out of the 50's. been eaten. >> Yeah. Or not. Or just not even pass. But. even if so, I was like, "We can buy new. Twix before we give it to her." Okay. Was like absolutely not. We cannot do. that. No, >> there's no way we can buy the new drink. >> You're putting words in my mouth. >> I stay quiet this whole. >> I stay quiet this whole time. >> That's not the word I just put in there. >> That is not very respectful to women.
>> Sorry, I take it back. I shall not slap. women. Okay, I take it back. Hey, >> no. The issue was was that it was a bag. of Twix and when you open the bag and. then you put the bag in someone's gift. basket, it's weird. It's like, oh wow, you couldn't even go get the person an. unopened bag of Twix. >> I just I'm I'm upset. Yeah, I'm upset. >> Wait, hold on before. Keep that thought. Give that thought. Yeah. What? What was. that, Kate? Repeat that sentence. Oh, y'all are gonna all love this. Oh, everyone repeat that sentence. >> What did I just say?
>> Oh, you already forgot. >> You said you It's disrespectful to open. the bag of Twix and put the open bag. back in the back. >> because to the person it would be like, you couldn't have at least went and got. me my own bag of Twix. >> Do you stand by that statement? >> I mean, yes. I think if I would have. given Harper a used bag of twix. >> No. Kenzie, you don't want to eat these. words, too. I really want to do it. Save. yourself. >> Everyone is selfish except for himself. >> Kenzie, save yourself. >> Which in fact, >> okay, fine. K's going to burn. You're.
all going to burn just like Harper did. >> What? You see how half of her face is. missing? >> Yeah, but we stopped the creation. >> Listen, y'all want to know what Kate. did? What did Kate do? >> Did she eat one? >> No. >> Oh, >> but that would be sinful. >> I do. Wait, tell me what I did before. subconscious now. No. They said, "I saw. a Starbucks gift card in Kate's closet.". I said, "You have a Starbucks gift card. just sitting here?" And she goes, "Yeah, so and so gifted it to me, but I'm just. keeping it so I can regift it to someone.
else.". >> No, I did not say that. I did not say. that. >> That is ins. >> What? >> What? It was a. >> gift a gift is way more insulting than. someone taking it to. >> I found the gift card just in my. belongings and I was like oh. >> you know. >> I don't I don't know that I don't know. why I still have this but. >> you said I'm saving it to regift to. someone else. >> Yes. Because I when I found it I could. have just reloaded it into my Starbucks. account. But then I was like oh. >> everyone knows regifting a gift is like.
the least gift giving thing you can do. >> Well it's not just a gift card. I was. going to send a whole gift a whole big. gift. A whole junk gift. So, I can't eat. one Twix out of a gift basket, but you. can regift a gift. I don't want to hear. about this anymore, but I do have. something that I think we will all be. shocked by. >> Tell us. >> physically or emotionally. >> Both. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> On the topic of gifts, how many I. >> How many wise men came to Jesus? >> How no how many times this has happened. to me? I cannot count. I cannot recount.
how many times it's happened to me and. I'm very sorry about it. >> You cannot count or you cannot count. Oh, that you did not get me a gift. >> when zip. Okay, >> on your anniversary. >> For her anniversary, I got her a gift. >> Yeah. Last year, Maverick did not get. Kenzie a Christmas gift. Oh, I said it. Moving on. Yeah. Well, we agreed not to. do gifts. Okay, moving on. Listen. How. many times in your life has somebody. said, "Oh, I got a gift for you." But. you never seen a gift. They never give.
it to you. >> You mean like what's going to happen. when Harper walks in and Cash doesn't. have a gift for her? I did not eat the. entire day. Can't eat with my twig. >> No, I'm saying multiple times in my. life. People have been like, "Oh, I got. a gift for you." I They've even like. sent me pictures of the gift. But. >> And you're saying you don't receive it? >> Wait. Okay. No, that happened to me once. and this is so embarrassing. >> Multiple times it's happened. >> Really? >> I want to know. Did you guys just open. it and decide to keep it for yourself? Decide to give it to. >> I don't feel like this has ever happened. to me. >> No, this is this this actually happened.
to me one time. >> Everyone loves me so much. You have to. give it to which was like I don't know. was I tell me if I was in the wrong for. this actually. Okay. My I had a. boyfriend in seventh grade and he goes. to like Six Flags or the state fair or. something and he wins a stuffed animal. >> I don't remember going there. It's. weird. >> No, it wasn't you. Um anyway, he sends. me a picture of it and he was like, I. got this for you. And I was like a. that's so sweet. Like I'm so excited. And then I go to school and I thought he. was going to give it to me and he never. gave it to me. And I was like. >> you were in the sixth grade. How old is.
that? >> I was in seventh grade. So, I would have. been 12. >> Maybe he got scared and he it became his. nightly thing that he had to have the. stuffed animal to keep him scared of the. dark. That happens to guys, too. >> No, that's not what I was That's not. what's happening. Anyways, I like didn't. want to bring it up cuz then I'd be. like, "Where's. >> that? Weird." By the way, everything you. just said that was every every guy. sometimes has a stuffed animal like. >> No, you're like 20 years old. Please. stop. >> No, not now. I'm saying when you're 12. >> Oh, yeah. >> You had one, too. M was an eagle. Did. you know that, Kenzie? >> Eagle. >> I did not cuddle it. It was a webcam. >> Yes, he did. >> It was there. >> Yeah. Even Alex said it.
>> But it wasn't like cuddled. >> Maverick had an eagle on his bed that. kept him safe from the dark. Look, I had. Pikachu on my bed till last year. I. still didn't cuddle him. >> Okay, that's even worse. Why would you. say that? And mine was way cooler. I had. a Black Panther. Maverick had an eagle. My My thing would have freaked yours up. >> Can I finish my thing and tell yours? Sorry. Didn't think so. >> Tell me if I'm crazy. Okay. So, I was. like I I thought I was going to get the. stuffed animal and then he just like. never gave it to me and I couldn't ask. cuz then it's just weird asking like, "Hey, where's that stuffed animal you. said you got for me?" And then he.
finally gave it to me like literally. like months later on Valentine's Day or. my birthday or something. But I I was. like, "Oh, so you did have it, but you. just like never gave it to me until. now.". >> He was saving it. >> Yeah. But I was like, "That's fine to. save it." But I thought it was kind of. strange that he texted and was like, "Hey, I got this for you." And then just. never gave it to me. >> Maybe he didn't want to look weird. bringing it to school. >> Well, he still looked weird cuz he. brought it to school to give it to me. >> Oh, I don't know. Odd guy. >> Yeah. Did you ever have a stuffed. animal, Kinsey? Um,
>> um, I got some expensive gifts in junior. high from people who weren't my. boyfriend. I felt really bad about it. And I I did regift those. >> Dude, how lucky it is to be a woman. Ladies Laney used to get Our sister used. to get crazy expensive gift from boys, too. I never got a gift from a woman. >> I got I got crazy expensive gifts from. you. >> Well, I've been sitting over here and. y'all been talking and not letting me. talk. I did I did I did remember. something um for Christmas like two. years ago probably. I got you a gift.
Kate. >> Oh yeah. You told me about that. >> Yeah. I never gave it to you. >> Yeah. You never gave it to me and then. Kinsey was cleaning the room and you. said, "Oh, that was for Kate." And then. Kinsey took it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Matt did. I remember that. year he was like, "I got Kate a gift, you know, to tell her thank you for like. always keeping the house clean.". >> Wow. What happened to that attitude? I. should get a gift this year, too. >> You probably You probably did something. to not deserve it. That's what you. probably did. >> Yeah. And then you never gave her the. gift. >> Yeah. >> Still waiting for it. >> You know, I I did the buying part, which. is the most important part.
>> Also, I'd like to say eating the Twix. Back to that real quick. Uh my sister. one time for Valentine's Day, a boy gave. her a box of chocolates, heart shape. And uh half of the heart half of the. heart was Aen. Okay. >> Oh, >> and just to I'm just saying that to. prove that sometimes you get hungry and. you eat people's gifts and you can still. give it to them. Yeah. He actually gave. her a half eaten box. >> And guess what? He is made fun of years. and years and years later because it was. ridiculous. >> He made core memories. >> If that box of chocolate was full, we. would not have memories of that box. anymore. >> No, >> but my Twix memory could carry on for.
Harper for years. But you want to take. that away from her? >> Yeah. Okay. Well, >> I'm just saying sometimes sometimes. funny things create memories. It's not. about the gift. >> It's about the times. >> or Well, I don't say it's not about the. gift. It's about like. >> Huh. Well, >> yeah. >> I don't know. >> I understand. What? Wait. What did Mav. get you for your anniversary? >> A necklace from Kendra Scott. It was. really cute. It's gold and it has little. pearls on it. >> Let's play a game. Who got their wife. the more expensive?
>> I was talking. Thank you. >> Respect women. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> And he said it's cuz you wear gold. jewelry all the time and sometimes. pearls. And I was like a. >> That's sweet. You noticed that? >> Yes. It's sweet. Not about the money. catches. >> Uh let's play a game. Who has gotten. their wife the most expensive gift? Mav. you start. What's the most expensive. expensive gift you have got Kenzie? >> Um, probably when I married her. >> What? >> I feel like that was expensive.
>> Does anyone know what homeboy is saying. right now? >> No. >> I gave her like half my bank account. That was a lot. >> That is This is true. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. That's commitment. >> Yeah. >> To be fair, Cash, it's not fair to. compare there. They just had one year of. marriage. We've had like three. We got. to go back to our first year of marriage. and think what you bought me that year. >> I bought her a boat. >> A boat. >> Well, jet skiis, two of them. >> Oh, >> you bought her that as an anniversary. gift. >> Yep. I don't think you did.
>> You bought yourself a gift? >> No, it was not for me. >> Why was I not want the boat? >> Why was there two then? >> I did not want the boat. >> It couldn't have both been for you. >> No, those are for me. >> Yeah, we know. We know. >> Yeah. The jet skiis were for me. >> Yeah, we know. >> Yeah. I actually don't know the most. expensive gift I bought you. Do you. know? >> The dog. >> Probably. Honey. Yeah, >> that dog was freaking expensive, man. A. dog. I can't buy a six-year-old used dog. should not be that used. Maybe if it's a. puppy, but if it is 6 years old, that's.
called a rehoming fee. And then it. should not be $2,000. Okay. Flat out. >> Honey is worth more than 2,000 now. >> Yeah. No, >> that is a crazy amount of money to spend. on a dog. >> And Matt called me. He said it was like. half off or something. And I was like, "Oh, buy it. If it's half older, that. means it's half off.". >> I was like, "It's discounted. It ain't. got all his teeth. It's a good deal.". >> And I was like, "Listen, this dog's. calm. It's 67 years old. It don't got. many teeth left. It's a pretty good. price. It's like half off." I was like, "Bet. You know what? Buy it. I'll give.
it to you. Sell it to him like a car.". I'm like, "It's got a lot of miles on. it. I don't I don't think it's going to. last longer." I was like, "Okay, buy it. and I'll give it to Gabe for Christmas.". Cuz he was the one at the animal. shelter, not me. And then and then I buy. it. I give it to her for Christmas. He. goes, "That'll be $2,000." So I was. like, "What?". >> For that? >> Well, we also bought her like little. bows and a couple other little things. >> Yeah. >> Then I then I had to give you my. rehoming fee, which is $400. >> And for some reason, she came with very. specific dog food, which was a scam. They just wanted us to spend money on.
the dog food. But. >> I've been feeding her Purina, and she's. fine. >> Pyina, what? >> That's a brand. >> She eats what Stella eats cuz sometimes. she accidentally eats Stella's food. Yeah. >> Well, not accidentally. She doesn't. >> She does it knowingly. Why do I feel. like Harper's eating dog food? >> Probably. >> Harper's dog food type of person. >> She has. >> I watched eat dog food. >> My mom told me she ate dog food one day. >> What does it taste like? >> It tastes like dog food. >> You got like lots of seasoning or is it. just like. >> I would actually say it tastes exactly.
what you think it would taste like. >> Really? >> It smells tastes like it smells. >> tastes like dog food. Okay. What did you. think I was going to say it tastes like? >> Well, a great amazing chicken Alfredo. Does it taste like black burnt pebb pe. pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe pe. pe pe pe pe pe pebbles or whatever like. everyone says it does. >> Uh I've never had a black burnt pebble. >> Hey. >> So I see the bottle one more time. No. >> Well, just one more time. >> Fine. >> Okay. >> Just this once. >> Now that you've thought about it, open. or closed? >> Closed? Open. Okay. Yeah.
>> Okay. What is the most expensive gift. you've ever bought? have. >> um I've only ever gotten him two gifts. and both of those gifts were the same. price. >> Exactly. >> What did you get him? >> Um I got him his new slushie machine. that he loves. >> Very fat of you. By the way, Maverick. has a whole slushie machine. >> That thing has been running like. 7-Eleven style. I mean full on like. urine 7-Eleven slushie machine running. since he got it. Like it's always. cooking. >> I think this week I've had like 94.
ounces of like of of uh panina colada. I'm hoping for your sake that this is. just like a phase and it's like. >> yeah if not. >> like it's like you're going crazy cuz. you just got. >> we're going to be having mass memorial. real soon. Go ahead and buy a candle. Okay. >> I mean. >> you should start the printer up. Um no. Uh I will say I used to get acid reflux. like in in my uh like throat or. whatever. Like uh I don't know. >> Are you trying to say the slushies. healed your acid reflux? Please don't. tell me that's where you're going with I.
used to get it like once a week maybe, maybe once a month sometimes. >> The slushy machine that. >> I get it middle of the day now. I get it. all the time. Okay. I get it all the. time. It's all day. I'm popping tongues like. they're candy. I have to get the I have. to get the pin colada and grab thumbs. >> That is not good. You know that means. like acid's coming up your throat. >> So much acid. It's just all there. >> Dude, he might have the worst internal. health out of everyone we know. >> That's not true. And no one else here.
can do a backflip. >> How does that affect your acid reflex? >> I think I'm in good shape. I think I'm. fine. >> Internet internal health. Wait, what's. the most expensive gift you've gotten. me? >> Cuz now that think about it. >> Um. >> I don't know if you've ever gotten me a. gift. >> Yeah, I have. >> I got you that. >> No, I got you that uh basketball thing. that was like $600 that you made me. return cuz you were like. >> He literally told me he was like, "Oh my. gosh, every nice gift I've gotten him, he made me return." A jersey. >> A jersey. No, no. Cash was gone.
>> Do I make a return home? >> Cash was gone in Mexico and he had seen. this hockey jersey at the mall that he. really liked. It was like $200. I was. like, okay, I'm going to go get it for. him just to like surprise him. And I was. like 17. I used like my own big girl. money that I had from my job and I was. like, I'm going to go get it. So, I went. and I spent $200 on this hockey jersey. I got it for him. And when he came back. from Mexico, he was like, this is so. great. Like, this is so sweet. I love. it. And then he was like, I just I it's. $200. like that's just so expensive. Like. >> just give me the cash.
>> He was. he was like we do not need to spend that. much money on like a jersey. So he was. like you can go ahead and return it. Like the thought was really nice, but I. just feel guilty wearing. >> I did. I made her go back to the mall. and return it because I couldn't just I. couldn't wear a $200 shirt. I was like. listen I could have like so many shirts. for this. >> Yeah. >> And I just don't want to spend money. like that lavishly. And but then the. second gift you got. >> No, no, no. Then it gets Don't worry, it. keeps coming. >> Okay. So then um for Christmas, probably. like two years ago, there's this one. specific shoe that he has that he really.
likes, like this pair, and he's always. told me and his mom, >> "Oh my gosh, I did it three times.". >> Yeah. He's like, >> he's like, "You if if if you ever buy. anything, I'll be honest. I wouldn't buy. a missing thing.". >> He was like, "If you ever see this shoe. online or in the stores or anything, like please buy it for me. Uh whether. it's a gift or you buy it and I'll pay. you back, like whatever.". >> It was my favorite pair of shoes I've. ever own. And they discontinued them. >> Yeah, they discontinued them. So it was. like kind of hard to find. So anyways, this Christmas um I had boughten him. these shoes and there was some sort of.
mixup like me and his mom had both. ordered them at the same time or. something. So we both ordered them and. then um Cash had come out. He was in the. shower. Me and Terra were talking about. it. I was like, "Yeah, I just bought the. shoes." And she was like, "Oh, so did I. Like that's okay. Like I'll return them. and I'll get him something else." And he. comes out and just randomly he just. starts I He didn't even hear us in the. shower. He just comes out and he starts. talking to me and his mom and he's like, "Yeah, I just I mean I never like I I. never want you guys to buy me like a.
$200 pair of shoes or anything like. that's so ridiculous. That's that's way. too much money. Like nobody needs to. spend that much money on a pair of shoes. for me.". >> And then she started crying. >> Yeah. >> Remember that? She starts crying. I was. like, "Did you buy me the shoes?". >> No, no, no. I didn't. I kept a straight. face while he was saying it. And then he. walks away and your mom looks at me and. then I start crying and she was like, "I'm so sorry, honey." And then I had to. tell you, I was like, I I bought them. and you were like, "Oh man, >> just give me the cash.". >> So then I didn't have a Christmas gift. that year because I had to return the.
shoes because he didn't want them. So I. was like, "Okay, I got to get him. something else.". >> So then I get him this $600 thing for. basketball. It's like a rebound. >> You know, after I rambled about how $200. is way too much, he's like, "Bet 600.". >> Well, he had been saying he wanted this. rebound thing. And he even told me, he. was like, "I don't mind if you spend. that much money on me if it's something. that like I'll actually use all the. time, but just on a pair of shoes is not. what I want." So I was like, "Okay." So. this thing that he had told me so many. times he wanted, I got it for him. It. was $600. And then I give it to him on.
Christmas and he's like, "Oh man, it's. $600." And I was like, "Yes." And he was. like, >> I was like, "Got to return." But also. not just that, we also don't we were not. allowed to have basketball hoops in our. neighborhood. So I was like, "What am I. going to do? like take this to the park. and set it up every time. It's like a. giant thing you got to set up. >> Wait, man. You've done this four times. then, actually. Cuz you returned or at. least you haven't opened the gift she. got you this year. >> Yeah, I was about to say that, too. >> Uh, well, the gift she got me this year. was her fault. LA for this last. Christmas. Kate got me a workout set.
with no weights, so. >> I can't exactly I mean, I I could just. bench air. >> Wait, how about that? I probably spent. uh Next question. Oh, no. >> No, it wasn't that expensive. It's like. a It's like not that expensive. >> No, I bought I bought the floor mats. I. bought the the bench. I bought the. mirrors rack. >> Yeah. >> I got him all the things cuz he kept. saying all the time he was like, "We. need to get an We need to build a gym in. our garage so we can just have the at. home gym. Like, we need to do it." He.
kept saying, "We need to do it. We need. to do it." And I was like, "Okay, I'm. going to buy this stuff.". >> Anyways, I return a lot of gifts. We get. it. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, that's why he doesn't anymore. >> Can we call Harbor again? I'm bored. >> No, I I do. Uh before we end this. episode, I do want to say I do feel bad. for Harper even though we were making. jokes and stuff earlier. I feel really. really bad for Harper and for uh Benny. and just everything that whole. situation. Um. >> um. >> and I I hope they both remember they're. children of God and Romans 8:28 says.
that God can work all things for good. for those uh who love him. So I think no. matter what they'll both be okay at the. end of this. And if you're going through. something similar, like even if you're. breaking up with someone, there's always. some good that can come from the. situation. >> But. >> yeah, >> you act like Harper died. >> Yeah. No, >> I didn't act like she died. >> Team Harper. >> What the. >> No, nobody go hate on any of either of. them hate. That's for sure. >> Here's the thing about.
>> Henny. Is that really their name? Henny. Was that. >> Hennessy whiskey? >> Any like the drug? Okay. Um, anyway, >> why are you acting like you don't feel. bad for her? >> No. What? >> I'm kidding. I'm clip farming. I'm. sorry. >> Here's the thing. Here's the thing with. Harper and Benny. Listen, to be honest, none of us have actually talked to. Harper in person about this yet. So, we. don't even know most of the details. >> Yeah, we don't even know most of the.
details. So, anything we have said on. this podcast, which we haven't said much. really, but uh we do not know the. details, and I will admit that we do. not. So, when Harper eventually does. come back on to the show, um and she is. ling again, then uh maybe she'll open up. about it. I don't know. Maybe she'll. want to just move on or maybe they'll be. fixed. I don't know what's happening. between them. Uh but no one go sacrifice. either one of them right now cuz uh we. don't really know the whole story. And. neither do you guys. I know you guys.
think you know the whole story, but I. don't think so. Or if you do, then I'm. really slow because I don't I don't I. don't know the story yet. Well, and. regardless, people make mistakes and. things happen and hopefully people learn. from mistakes. It's not like. >> like Nav not getting me a Christmas. gift. >> I don't need to be flamed for that. anymore. Okay, we're good. >> Like like cash what? >> Uh. >> what were you going to say? >> Like cash eating other people's candy. when they did not ask for them to. >> I think that's a good takeaway from this. episode is don't flame people. Um give. them grace. Matt, we literally.
>> Jesus gives you grace. No, that was that. was last episode. >> Yeah, that was last episode when we. flamed our. >> We've turned over a new leaf. >> Yeah, >> I don't like that phrase. >> Turned over a new leaf. >> You know what else has leaves and beat a. bush? >> You know what else has leaves? Our new. slime crunchy autumn walk that is. probably sold out by now, but you guys. can get it on the restock in a few. weeks. >> Yeah, guys, if you haven't, you guys. should actually go check out our LOL. Slimes. What's it called? The website? >> LOLslimes.com. >> lolslimes.com. Okay. It's actually. something we're super proud of and we're. dropping slimes every two weeks, I.
believe. So, we're having new slimes. come out every two weeks or new slime. comes out every four weeks and then we. do one restock every uh two weeks. But, um you guys should go check that out. And also, you guys should check out LOL. Studios. That is our new channel. We. have a channel with Harper on there. I. don't know, was that this episode that. we said that we said that last episode? >> Yeah. Yeah, we have a Wait, what did I. say? We have a video on LOL Studios. channel uh where we uploaded a video. with Harper on there. Y'all should check. it out. And we're uploading other videos. on there that are way different than. anything we've ever done. They're like.
social experiments. Super fun. Check it. out. >> Yep. >> Yeah. All right. We will see you guys. next time. Peace out.
