Brutally Honest Hot Takes!

I'll take Kenzie in the podcast. What? Y'all's biggest mistakes are obviously. getting drunk. My biggest mistake is. obviously kissing a bunch of random. girls. My biggest mistake is I seriously. dated girls and led them on to believe. that I would probably get married to. them even though I knew deep in my heart. that probably wasn't going to happen. Okay. Well, that might have been the. most cruel of them all. Harper, what is. yours? I'm going to be so honest. I need. a vape. What was that noise? What is on your. face? Is it over?

[Music]. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another. episode of our very cool, very funny, probably the funniest podcast ever to. exist in the world. Guys, he was just. doing something I don't think I'll. recover from. See, we're already. laughing already this early on. Going, See, what's funnier than that? You won't. find it anywhere else but here, folks. Where's Maverick? Kinsey, show us what. you were doing. I was just going lol.

Yeah, where? That is pretty crazy. No, no, no, no. All right. Well, you know that one meme, the LOL meme. Yo, the lol meme on. TikTok. I met the guy or I met the guy's. friends in in Costa Rica. Costa Rica. I did. Well, guys, we have shot this episode a. little bit in advance. So, I'm very. excited tonight because uh I've had a. long hard day and uh tonight tonight we. see the Minecraft. Why do we look like.

that? Uh he's already coming up. Okay, there he is. Yep. I am so sorry for. everybody's eyes. I don't think the. pants fit him. Look how short they are. We just saw Maverick in tights that are. two sizes too small. Did you just try to. put that mouse trap in my seat? That's. That's so incredibly not okay. Not okay. Oh, well, that's a diamond sword. I. wouldn't mess with that. I wouldn't mess. with that. Cash literally is so upset. that he said, "Can we watch the. Minecraft movie to blow out some steam?".

I do, man. The Minecraft Minecraft movie. sounded dog water to me. And I watched. the trailer. It kind of looks dog, but I. was like, "You know what? It does kind. of seem like a simple, easy watch that I. can just like eat my icy and popcorn. Just watch it." You know what I'm. saying? I'll probably bring a book. I. think it's going to be great. As you can see, Maverick is very excited. for the movie. Are you very excited? You. going dressed like that? Huh? Are you. going dressed like that? Yes. M. How are. you even going to be able to watch the. TV? Can't even see. He can see. Yeah.

Yeah. But the holes are so small and. they're like shadowed and so it's. already going to be dark. I can see. fine. I can't wait for the chicken. jockey part. My nose. What is chicken. jockey? What? My nose is You don't know. what chicken jockey is? No, you've been. saying it the whole day, but y'all are. like, "Chicken jockey." It's in the. Minecraft movie. He goes, "Chicken. jockey." And everybody in the theater. goes, "You haven't seen that?" No. Oh, what? I haven't either. Oh my gosh, it's. so popular. Chicken Jock. I haven't seen. anything about the Minecraft movie on.

TikTok. Well, that's unfortunate cuz. it's a pretty good movie. It's going to overtake Barbie. Who's. going to see it tonight? All of us. I'm. going to go I'm going to go see the. movie. Yeah, M. We know that. M. I don't. know if you were invited. What? What? Uh, his diamond sword is gonna turn to. turn to a wood sword. What? Why do you. know that? What? Diamond sword. Wood. sword. I'm sorry. You don't play. Minecraft ever? I've never played.

Minecraft. What? Oh, it is fun. No, no, no. Take that back, kid. Take that back. Never played. No, I've never played me. You've never played Minecraft? Wait, you've never even got like Pocket. Edition? I've never got I've never. played. Don't even know what that means. Shut up. You've definitely had Pocket. Edition. Swear never play. Pocket. edition on everything. Does that mean on. your phone? Yes. What is pocket edition? I don't know what this term is. Okay. Okay. Hold up. Answer me this. Do you. know what a Do you know what a Nether. portal is? No. Oh my gosh. What? That is. so deep Minecraft. Wait. K. You know.

what the Nether portal is, right? Of. course I do. Tell me how you make a. portal. I don't know anything about. Minecraft. What? You don't know the. Nether portal? Enderman, Ender Dragon. We don't know how to make a wood sword. That's like that's like not news to me. How where do sticks come from? Don't you. like just like go like. Okay. Okay. For you Minecraft noobs, tell me this. What do you think is what. do you think is the best sword? Okay. Oh, wood is Oh, no. What are the. options? Wood, stone, iron, gold,

diamond, and netherrack. Diamond. Netherite. Oh my god. Netherite. You. freaking Sorry. What? What's the best. What's the best sword? Either diamond or. iron. Harper. Diamond. Netherite. All right. What's the worst sword? And. you guys are never right. Wood. Oh, wood. Clearly. Hey, you've played. Minecraft. Sorry. You're not allowed to. answer. I know that you go to that. square thing and then you press on it, right? The crafting table. Yeah. I don't. know what it is. Oh my gosh. Okay, real.

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The only thing I know about Minecraft is. that when Alex plays the Minecraft. character on Smash Bros., he like has. this little cart and y'all get really. upset when he's like building stuff. You're like, "Stop. Stop building stuff. Stop building stuff." And then he throws. his cart at you and you die. Yeah. Okay. That is called a mine cart. And that is. called a crafting table. Yes. And it is. very very important that you guys. understand even though they haven't. played Minecraft, they're still they're. still going to be okay in the movie. Oh.

yeah. Yeah. Okay. Wait. I'm not even. going to lie. I don't know. They might. be getting confused when they see like. villagers and stuff. Yeah. I don't know. if I've never seen if I've never played. Minecraft ever. Talking like that. She's. not going to go to the movie. Wait. Listen. No. Matt, but be for real. I. don't know if I'm going to the movie. with you anyways cuz you think about it. If you have never played Minecraft like. a bot can keep interrupting and a bot. Dear Lord. We're having a conversation. You're interrupting us. No, you're. interrupting me. I'm saying think about. it. If you have never played Minecraft. and you go to watch the Minecraft movie. and you just see a villager or a chicken. jockey. What is a chicken jockey? Well,

you wouldn't know because you don't play. Minecraft. Is it a chicken who plays. sports? Oh dear. No, it's a it's a zombie. Is a. jockey. A A jock is like someone who. plays sports. A a jockey. Like a jockey. is someone who plays sports. A jockey is. someone who rides a horse. Okay. So, it's a chicken jockey. It's a zombie. that It's a baby zombie that rides a. chicken. Is it It's so obvious just in. the name. This sounds like This sounds. like a really game, you know. It.

actually I'm not surprised that Kinsey. never played Minecraft. That doesn't. really take me by surprise. Yeah. Uh. chopping down trees herself. But but. Harper, I expected more from you. I've. never played Roblox or anything like or. I have played Roblox. You know what. Kenzie would like Minecraft for? download Minecraft and you can literally. build your dream house and show it to. our builders and they'll they'll get it. right for you. Oh, you know what's. crazy, Kenzie? You actually can build. the blueprints in Minecraft. Yeah, build. the house. Oh, I should I should. download Minecraft to do that then. because every single house website out.

there makes you pay like $14.99 just to. build a house plan, which is stupid. No, I'm not kidding, Kinsey. Like I You can. literally design your own freaking We. got to get you on Minecraft. What are. you doing? If I walked up to our. architect and was like, "Can you build. me this from Minecraft?" They would just. like turn their other direction. No, it's like a 3D walkthrough. It's like. great. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm like so. tired. But y'all know that one Tik Tok. trend where it's like bam boom boom boom. boom. Good job. What? You think about. the one where you get.

What was that noise? That legit sounded. like honey. What is on your face? Don't. get it on your hoodie, please. It's. going to be so hard to wash out. Ew. What is it? Why is it on his face like. that? Get it off. He looks like a. villager. The way his nose is. Why is your nose. flopping like that? I can't open my. eyes. It's in the ball pit. And it's in. the ball pit. Can you smell it? Oh, I. smell it bad. And I can't open my eyes. How do I look? How? The way the way he.

looks like a villager. Don't help him. No, don't don't help him. Trust me. Your. nose is flopping down. That's. disgusting. That was a good idea. Yeah, just keep wrapping them over. Yeah, I. just keep wrapping. Honestly, I can't. I can barely breathe. I can't. Hey, what? Help me. Wait, we need a gallon of milk because. milk helps wash down peanut butter. So, it stinks. There's one person here.

trying to help you right now. You're. yelling at me. Well, I can't see, babe. Okay. Why is that person in pajamas. with a an eye mask? We don't got to talk. about it right now. Why is he. What? What? Jason. It's like he's It's. like he has the volume turned off. It's. like Oh, no. He's like, "Wait, wait, stop. Hold on. It's so deep in my nose.". Did y'all hear the noise he made when it. got put on his face? Yeah. Hold on.

Okay. Hold on. E. cash baker. That is disgusting. I will get revenge on whoever did this. Ready? No. No, we're not ready. It's so. bad. It's so bad. Peanut butter on the. face is not good. My nose is clogged. Ew. Stop breathing. Why was there so. much? It won't come out of my nose. Give.

me more. Not the jelly. Oh my goodness. It's a. sandwich. Oh my gosh. It's an actual sandwich. I'm going to die. [Music]. I'm gonna die. No, I'm gonna die. Chicken. [Laughter]. Oh.

cash. I need help. I. suspect don't worry. I'll get you some. napkins. I can't see or anything. Wait, he needs some milk to wash it down. He. needs some milk. Left. Give me a bucket. Give me a bucket. A bucket? Why are you. slobbering? Don't throw up. Oh god. Throw up. Throw up in here. Bucket.

Don't throw up. He's not actually going. to throw up. No. Can you guys give me napkins or. something? Oh no. I'm I'm hosting a podcast right. now. Sorry, I'm busy. Don't throw up. I. need I need. Oh god. Don't do Don't do it. Is it over? It's. not my Is it over? Just getting started,

I'm afraid. Oh. Oh, stop. Ew. Don't gag like that. You're throwing up. Oh, no. Is it over? Who did this to you? Here. No. Oh, no. Oh, God. Please. No. Is he done? That was disgusting.

I know. I need to watch out. I got I. can't watch this. Good thing I got it. all on video. Wait, did he actually. throw up? Yes. Oh, stop. Oh, get out of. here. It's going to start smelling. We're only 10 minutes into the episode. I mean, how weak is your stomach that. you just throw up from having peanut. butter on your face? Gosh. Okay, nobody.

else throw up, please. Cuz I'm thinking. about it just watching him throw up. It's a good thing I can't say anything. Look. Look. Look. Ew. I saw it all. I saw it all. That's. so bad. I saw it all. That's so disturbing. Oh my god. I can't. Okay. over. Yeah, you can look. He looks back to normal. I. just don't understand. Why did he throw. up? I don't know if I can look. There is.

throw up in that bag. Ew. Why would he. throw up? What do you mean? I just got. peanut butter jelly shoved so deep up my. nose. You I couldn't even breathe. I. don't even understand. It was up here. What does it have to do with your. stomach and throwing up? Because Okay, you know what? Let me Let me make you a. peanut butter jelly sandwich. See how. you how See how you feel. See if you. throw up. Hey, here we go. You got it. all in your hair. Can you sing the. peanut butter jelly song? Peanut butter. What the freak is that? Peanut butter. jelly. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut. butter. I'm like peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter.

jelly. Oh, what happened to you? You. look like you've been attacked. Nobody. wants to go in that ball pit. Oh my gosh. Can we get all the kids in. the ball pit? Hey, I would evacuate the ball pit. It. looks like someone got merked in there. Can you? Just leave it. No, please. No. No. It's. got to go. Unfortunately. Yeah. Somebody. else can clean it up. How about that? Dude, I'm so sorry that happened. Actually, I'm sorry. Okay, come here. I'll do it. I'll do it. No, I'll do it.

No, I'll do it. Hold the bag. Oh, poor. Harper. Well, I'm not going to do it. That's really disturbing. Here you go. How can you just throw command? That was disgust. Oh my goodness. You. see it? Stop. Cash. Put it in. It's just. in the bag. Just put it in here. Look at. that. The throat is in the bag. That's. disgusting. Please leave it there. Leave. it there. I saw in the.

bed. Okay. Okay. What happened? I almost spilled it. What. happened? Oh my gosh. I'm spilling it. You just spilled your throat up. Stop. I. might throw up. No. Oh, get your feet. up. Seriously, stop. Yeah. Stay back, mister. You're spilling your throat up. Stop. Please stop, dude. How Why would. you spill your throw up? That is. disgusting. Stop saying it. Stop saying.

it. No, I mean, he spilled it. everywhere. No, I can't. Y'all should have seen it. It was crazy. It was brown. It was brown. just going everywhere. We're good. You can close it up now. Enough of like the Minecraft joke. Close. it. It's on his head. Okay, I'm done pretending. Bring that over. Listen, Kate, you No, Kate, you better take those blind. What. the freak are you doing, Kate? Why are. you blindfolded? I can't look. Why is.

she blindfolded? She's been blindfolded. the whole time. Pete, please. This is. the pathway to my bedroom. Please do not. upset my happiness with throw up. Just. drop the bag. Just drop the bag. Come to. my voice. Come here. Come here. Come closer. Come on. Keep coming. I. don't know why you're walking like that. Careful. Why is she walking like Michael. Jackson? Keep going. Actually, keep. going. And watch out for the stairs. You. might die. You can take the blindfold. off. Okay. Now, stay far far away. Right.

here. Yep. Perfect. Dude, that was. disgusting. I'm not going to lie. I I I. wanted to throw up for like the with. just the peanut butter and I was trying. everything not to. I was really trying. to breathe out my mouth like this. Yeah. Cuz if you breathed in your nose, I. would do it and it would just go farther. up and then when you put the jelly in, I. freaked out and like snorted it at all. It was not good, dude. Also, I'm still. I'm really hoping this is peanut butter. or not throw up. I think you're good. I. don't want to clean that. Yeah. Taste it.

and find out. Does it smell like stomach acid or kind. of both? Okay. Does the inside of your. mouth taste disgusting? Oh, yeah. Tastes. like a PB and J with some vomit. Stomach. acid. E. I always have to brush my teeth. after cuz I can't stand that. No, I. don't. I That's so gross. Hot take. I. kind of liked it. What? What? What? Why would Who said. that? You like throwing up? No. Who said. that? I kind of do like throwing up. sometimes. I'm with your hot take. What?

I have forced my body to not throw up. Well, no. Sometimes it does feel good. like when you actually are sick and you. need to throw up. Yeah. When you're sick. and you need to throw up, then it feels. good after and it's like, you know what? I'm going to have to do it. I'm just. going to have to take one for the team. And then you do it and then afterwards. you're like, it smells like peanut. butter and throw. How am I supposed to. clean that hoodie? E, can I just buy you. a new one? Oh, no. This is my favorite. hoodie. No, I'll buy you a new one. What. do you mean? Just throw it in the wash. Well, no, cuz it's it's just kind of. yucky. It's not going to get cleaned all. the time. No, you throw it in the wash. It'll be fine. It's going to have to be. scrubbed. Well, that was that was fun.

Anybody else got any hot takes? Uh, hot. take. We should have tried to get. sponsored by the Minecraft movie if we. were going to do all this promo or. sponsored by peanut butter and jelly. I. don't know. Something throw up. Or throw. up. Throw up would be a good sponsor. Why are you sitting like that? I I can't. look at him. I know. I'm not I'm not. throwing up stuff. No, no, no. That was. just You don't understand. If you were. to look in a mirror right now, you got. brown stuff all over you and Okay. I. mean, that was insulting. That was. highly insulting. She said, "I can't. look at you or I might throw up." What? No, I won't throw up because I've.

trained myself, but it's going to make. me feel not great. I look so hideous. You can't even look my direction. Yeah. Like what? There's like in the middle of. your nose crack. Yeah, it's a lot of. peanut butter in there. And then your. hair is just It's jellied right now. Yeah. It looks like a matted dog on the. street. I heard this helps like with. acne and stuff. So I don't think so. That's got to be bad for your pores, man. No. Yeah, peanut butter would be. horrible for your pores. Filled with. oil. Oh, I should have thought about.

that. Yeah, before before you just. slammed into my face. I still don't. know. Also, that hole is giving me PTSD. I don't like it. I'm getting that filled. tomorrow. Put some cinder blocks in it. or something. Dude, I'll tell you what. So bad. Hot. take. Cash is more boxy than I am right. now. What's that supposed to be? What? I. don't know, but I wanted to make a You. just tried to insult me. Hot take. Hot. take. Guys do arm wrestling matches just. to hold each other's hands and look each. other in the eye. What the Did I already.

say that? Good one. No, that's pretty. solid, though. That was funny. I kind of. like that one. And it's lowkey true. We. would never do that. Want to arm. wrestle? Yeah. No, not now. Not now. Do y'all feel actually. masculine when y'all do arm wrestles? No. They want to hold each other's hands. and look each other in the eyes. I'm. sorry. Do you not feel masculine if you. arm wrestle? Not particular. I don't. just choose to arm wrestle. Do you. actually feel feminine when you do your. nails? Yes. I I don't think I can go. home. I don't think I can go home and.

eat something without thinking of you. Yeah. You're the audience. You are all. welcomed. You guys can never eat a. peanut butter and jelly sandwich ever. again. And you know why? Because I'm. telling you this right now and you're. listening. Every time you look at a. peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I want. you to imagine me vomiting right there. You know, some kids are going to go to. school tomorrow and their mom's going to. pack them a peanut butter and jelly. sandwich. And they're going to have to. skip lunch, unfortunately. And you know. what? Sometimes you got to skip lunch. Should we put a warning at the beginning. of this? Because when I was when I was.

when I was I used to have like really. bad phobias, and I still do, but I just. threw up. It got to me so like not as. much now. I mean definitely don't enjoy. throw up but when I was younger really. if someone threw up I was like sick for. the rest of the day. So same. Yeah. I. mean that's that's just it takes it it. takes a hard stomach to be a fan of us. If you want to be a supporter you got to. be with up us through the ups and the. downs. Same it could happen in person. one day. What if we're like at a live. show and Cash just throws up on stage. like I would say both of the live shows. me and Cash have been sick. Yeah. That.

is crazy. Our first live show you were. sick I was sick. The last live show I. did. I actually lost my voice, which is. not ideal for singing, especially when. you're not a good singer in the first. place. Hey, hot take. We should all wear pajamas. What? I. highly recommend it. I hate pajamas, man. No, she looks mad comfy. No, I. mean, look at me. Yeah, you do. But I'm. telling you, I hate pajamas. I can't I. tried to get Cash some pajamas and he he. rebuked it. I sleep butt naked. I I. don't I don't I don't What? Too too. much. No underwear. Butt naked. That's.

disgusting. What about when I have to. let honey in and out of y'all's bedroom? You're just sitting over there, no. clothes on. That's gross. Yeah. Why do. you think I don't stand up? Gets out of bed. Well, I take sleeping naked is better. Naked. Not naked. What you said? You. always say naked. Oh my gosh. Naked. You're one of those people. All right. Sleeping naked is better than sleeping. clothed. You still did it. Okay. Well, that was my thing. I feel like I feel. like the average person under the age of.

like 18 probably has not slept naked. because you live with like your parents. Yeah. You know, I didn't used to. And. then when I was like 16, 17, I started. sleeping naked. And my and then one time. Maverick came in and ripped the like the. the my sheets off and I was like, "Well, I'm not going to sleep naked anymore for. a while." And then I didn't. And then. now that I'm married, I sleep naked. again. Do you remember that? No. Yes, you do. No. Don't act like you don't. Why? I was sleeping in my bed and I was. grabbing. Yeah. Why do you seem nervous? Because I was zoned out and I don't. really know what you said. What? Do you.

remember ripping the sheets off and. seeing Cash naked? Oh, I got a better. one for you, Harper. I got a better one. What? This year, guess what happened? What? Me and Kate are sleeping in our. bedroom. We are sleeping in our room and. Maverick comes in and starts trying to. rip the sheets off of Kate. Okay, that. sounds crazy. That is not what happened. That is exactly what happened. We were. getting ready for bed and you came into. my room when I was in bed and he ripped. all of my blankets off my bed. Key word. just him not Kenzie was in the shower.

Kinsey wasn't in the bedroom. Yeah, we. were all just like just walked in like. about going downstairs like this and. then I was like, "Oh yeah, fine." So I. walked into Cash's room and go to rip. his and I thought Kate had just laid. down. I thought she was like in like, you know, pajamas. Oh no. Why would she. be naked in her bed? Oh no. Don't worry. Nothing happened. Kate was just yelling. at me. No, I was like gra Mad M like. storms in the room cuz I just ripped his. blankets off him. So he storms in the. room like this. He's like he was like. I'm not even in the bed. Me out to be.

the bad guy when he was mad first. That's why he ripped mine off. He just. had no brain tails. Listen, I wasn't. even walking in the bedroom. I wasn't. even in the bed. Only Kate was in the. bed. Only Kate. He walks in. He's like, "You were in there." And he's just got. murder on his mind. He's like And he. grabs the sheets and I grab him. I'm. like, "No, no." And Kate's like grabbing. them. Me and him are gra me and Kate are. both grounded. I'm like, "Ma'am, no. Stop." And he's like, "No, no, you my. she's off. I'm ripping yours off. Oh, no. I'm doing this. This is I'm doing. it." And and then we were like, "Stop.". And Kate's like, "Ma'am, stop." And he's. like, "What?" And she's like, "I'm.

naked." And he's. like And then like walks out of the. room. No. I was like I was like, "Okay, to be fair, I wasn't naked. I just. didn't have pants on. I had a shirt on.". That's pretty much naked. Yeah. So, she. looked clothed. Okay. It's not my fault. Doesn't matter. You don't ever rip. Sheets off. Don't pick a fight with me. if you can't handle the heat. What? You'll expose my wife? Like, what the. I know. Your wife should be. covered if you're going to come into my. room and cause havoc. Yeah, you should. have gone into his room in the first.

place. Obviously, Maverick has issues. when something Obviously, you know, I. can't control myself. It was just so. funny because when he came in the room, he was so angry. He didn't even like. process Kate in the back. He's just. like, "Oh, I'm doing it back. I'm. getting him back right now. I'm naked.". It was like he's just seeing Red. He. literally I mean he was just overwhelmed. with this is like literally like I'm not. even joking over Christmas. It was like. three or four months ago. Yeah. This is. not why he'll never tell this on the. pod. And then we told Kenzie and she's like. why would you rip his sheets her sheets. off? And he's like she did it to me.

You remember that Kenzie? I do remember. that. You guys are so childish. What? We're childish. Yes. You guys have dogs. What? M you're wearing a Minecraft suit. Okay. Wait, did they just First of all, implying because implying it's it's a. hot take to be childish to have dogs. Yes. What makes you childish? That is. like no one else has that hot take. No. Hot take owning a dog's childish. Hot. take. If you can't take care of a dog,

that's childish. Hot take. If you're. mature, you don't need a dog and you. realize that they're not worth it. You. realize that they turn you into their. human slaves. Yes. And you have to clean. up after their poop and pee. And we. treat them like royalty. Why do we do. it? Who knows? Well, not quite royalty. We do lock them in cages when we leave, but you know, it's an odd type of. royalty. Yeah. Uh, but no, here. I'll. clean up your poop now. Get in your. cage. Strongly strongly disagree with. that hot take. What? Yeah. Honey is. perfection. See,

they love the dogs more than other. people. Childish thing. I have a hot. take for uh Harper and Kate. What? Tell. me if you'll agree. Okay. I don't think. that brown mascara is actually cute. I. think people are just doing it because. it's a trend. Yeah. No, I don't think. it's I could get behind that. What? Black mascara is I used to think that. Okay, no more hot takes like that. I. don't understand. Yeah, I really like. that hot. I don't understand. Oh, yeah. Primary colors. Red, yellow, blue. You. guys know that song. Red, yellow, blue. It's your turn for hot take. Oh, yeah. Harper. Wait, has Harper said.

a hot take? Yeah, I have. I've said you. did say one. I actually All right, let's. go fast. Let's go fast. Wait, I have. some other one. Okay. me. Yeah. All right, let's go. My other. hot take. Oh, sorry, Kate. No, you go. You go. You go. Okay, Kate's gonna like. kill me. Like, roast me alive on a fire. Taylor Swift is an average singer. She's. just a good songwriter. Uh, I can get. behind that. Her voice is good, but her. lyrics are just like really good. I can. get behind that. She's a really good. songwriter. Like, she's a good business.

woman and good songwriter, but her her. voice is just like not businesswoman, I. would say. Yeah, I think who can hit. that note? The Wait, she's an artist. Yeah, but she's good at Who can hit that. note? She also does um What does she um. She's a producer for some of her music. videos, too. Oh, that's true. Wow. Savvy. It's a woman in charge. When I think of business, I think of. like I think Taylor Swift has like. running like I don't know whoever like.

runs Walmart. Uh wait, what was your hot. take, Kate? um hot take, which I'm sure. if any of you guys in this very room. would like to disagree with me. on, but I wrote it down, so let me. reread it to make sure I have it down. right and just you don't remember your. hot take. No, I got. it. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I'm. glad you got that. Wait, I already. forgot it. What? What? Okay, I'll go. I. mean, this is taking forever. Okay, hot. take. No, no, no. Wait, wait. No, please. Then she's going to have to go.

find it again. Okay, I got it now. Okay, she's whispering it to herself. She. doesn't have it. Okay. Not showering. before bed is disgusting if you went. into a public space that day. Oh, yesterday. This is so funny to me. I. laughed at First of all, why did you. look at me when you said that? And why. did you have a story right behind that? Well, did y'all plan this? No. No. yesterday in the kitchen and Kate had. gone out to Target with me and we come.

back and I don't know why she's telling. me this but she's like I don't think. I'll need to shower because I did shower. right before Target and I had I wore. long sleeves and long pants and socks so. I think I might be okay. And I was like. okay hot take. Last time I tell you any of my thoughts. out loud. No. Yeah. Hot take ruin the. podcast. What? What? That's not really a hot take. We. all kind of know that.

I'm kidding. That's rude. It's not funny. to joke like that. It's a joke. Hot. take. Hot take. I love popping my arm. pimples. Looks for one. Okay. Okay. Go back. That. was kind of rude. What do you mean? Were. you kidding? I don't know if that's a. hot take though, Harper. It might be a. factual statement. Oh, stop fishing for. comments. It was clearly a joke. I don't. need to fish for the comments cuz they. say it anyways. Oh, she's dissing. Is. anybody going to bite? They're tapping. right. now in a car. Are you embarrassed? He.

should be. I actually have three right. here. No, I'm kidding. I swear I'm kidding. Cash. Yeah. No, I I promise I'm kidding. No, there's a funny joke. If you check. your text, you'll know. Uh hot take. Uh. Harper would look better with blonde. hair. Hot take cash. Sorry, I thought we were. being mean to each other. What? What? Why are you saying that? Why'd you say. that? Popper said, "What I'm about to. say isn't true. Cash asked me to say. it." I thought I thought it'd be funny.

Okay. I thought it'd be funny. I thought. it'd be funny. I cuz I couldn't say it. Okay. No, seriously. Being sick is not. cute. Okay. You are so good. Coffee is. not attractive. No one likes it. It's. not a good look on you. Cash, we I mean, you're starting to look like him. He's. throw Don't throw up, please. I I. thought I thought it'd be funny if she. said that. Oh, yeah. It's fine. Okay. Hot take. Parties are not fun. What? Parties? Oh, no. I'm sorry. Party. No. Parties are.

not fun. No fun. Zero fun. Halloween. party. No fun. Yeah. When people are. just standing there like No. The only. This is great, man. The only party The. only kind of party that's fun is if it's. literally like you and like your five. closest friends. That's not a party. That's a hangout. Yeah. That's just If. you get to like eight to 10 friends, we'll call it a kickback. You get more. than 10, it's a party. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you get like 20 people in the room, it's like, oh. And then no one can talk. and then it's loud and then you're like. yelling over everyone just stands around. like this. Yeah. And then everybody's.

like, "Let me Hey, man. How do Wait, how. do you know them?" Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I went to high school. Like, you met. them out at the party like who else is. drunk? Like that? I don't like that. No, I'm. serious. Hot take. Every single party. I've been to has been boring. I think. Harper's watched a few too many movies. What do you mean? I've been to parties. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Sure, man. You. definitely get invited. Yeah, I do.

Ashley, you want to know something? What? I I have not been invited to. parties because they say that I'm going. to call the cops because I'm on the LOL. podcast. They say that. Who says that? Excuse me. Oh, and my friends don't get. invited because they're friends with. Harper. I don't And they they say that. Harper's annoying so you can't be. invited to the party. Wait, why what. does the LOL podcast have? Are we the. party police? Don't throw us into that. group. We get invited to the party. Freaking stupid. Wait, Harper, have you. actually been to a party? Yeah. Hey, Cash. I think there's throw up on that.

now. There's throw up on that yellow. ball in the middle. Disgusting. Don't. worry, I'm building a fortress. This. party that I went to, I was a sophomore. and it was prom, but you can't see that. cuz I deleted the picture. No way. Um, but it was a crazy thing because I was. just sitting on the couch the entire. time eating chips as everyone was losing. their minds. It was a great show. Hey, can you guys appreciate my fortress real. quick? It's funny to watch the girls who. drink water and then act like they're, you know, intoxicated. And I'm like, what the I swear I just saw you drinking. apple juice.

I don't know. But they're all like, "Oh. my gosh." You wouldn't know that cuz you. don't get invited, right? To some. I do. You You'd probably call the police. though if you were there. No. No. Invite. me to parties. Okay, I'm cool. So, you. don't want to go to parties, Harvard? We. literally just said how boring they are. Literally, the hot take is they suck. Unless you're drinking, I don't think. you'd be fun. And even when you're. drinking, I don't understand why people. like drinking. No, it's not fun. Because. listen, me personally, I've never drank. in my life. Okay, some people cannot say. that. Um,

but me personally, Wow, I can't believe. we all looked at that couch. But me. personally, I can say I have never. First, folks, I have never drank alcohol. or I've taken like a sip of like my I. don't know like like my dad's drink when. I'm like 10. Should we maybe talk to. people that have? Yeah. Yeah. But hold. on. Let's put it on the record that I. have never been drunk. M. Have you ever. been drunk? Never touched a sip. Okay. Yeah. What about you guys? Okay. Go on. I actually have never been drunk. No, I. haven't. Oh, that that makes three of. us. What about y'all? Oh, that's that's.

really good cuz you were underage until. a year ago. She's still underage. Well, underage. What does underage have to do. with anything? Everyone when they drink. is not of age. A. baby alcohol. Can Can you guys explain. why you're No, we're just talking about. high school parties. No high schoolers. are of age. Um, well, Cash, first of. all, don't act like Mr. Innocent because. there was a time period where he was. drinking his dad's frozen margaritas and. his dad Oh, that's right. You have. drink. You You lied straight to my You.

look so gross. Oh my gosh. If you insult my looks one. more time. Okay, I'm going to get you a. mirror. All right. Now, this is the only. good couch. Cash down. No, me and M. weren't even married yet. And Cash sat. me down basically and was like, "You're. the dirtiest sinner. You piece of. trash.". And this is still his dad's margaritas. like a little thief. No. I said, and and. Kate told me you had a sip of champagne.

or whoever knows what else. Oh, yeah. Oh. yeah. Yeah. Send me to jail. No, listen. Let me tell you something. I I told you. I said, "Wow." I said, "I should be a. Tik Tok audio." Oh, yeah. Well, why. don't you just send me to jail? I'll. tell you. I'll tell you what I said to. Kenzie. I said, "You're a drunker, too. You're just like my wife." Okay, that's. what I said. We're drunk all the time, Kenzie. Apparently. Yeah. You're both. Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell you guys.

embarrassing stories. Tell him. Tell. him. I already told mine. Like even. without the jelly cash looks just as. gross. What? Yeah. That was uncalled. for. Okay, there we go. You know what? If you keep talking, this is going to be. my new profile picture. Oh, heck no. I'm. going to update it right now. I'll block. your number. Okay. So, tell us the. stories about what happened. Why? There. is no story. It's a learning experience. so people cannot make the same mistakes. that you guys do. Yeah. Don't Don't just. like I mean I have definitely made some.

mistakes and stuff, but like Yeah, I've. talked about my mistakes. I mean, but. y'all think that I'm like a bad person. I swear. No, is there something behind. your bed that your mom doesn't want to. know about? Who said that? You No, because she was on the phone. She's. like, "Yeah, it's behind my bed." Okay. Yeah, it it's right there where we left. it. I was like, "What did you leave. behind your bed?" My friend, it was just. a phone charger. Okay. My friend Brooke. had to get her phone charger and she. came in while I was filming. I know what. that's code for. What? Yeah. See, I.

didn't know what. What is that code for? Yeah, you would know. Oh my goodness. They would look at them over there. Oh, wait. I know what it is for. Yeah, I. don't even know. Starts with an L. What. are you saying? With an L. What? What is it? What? Lad. What? Oh my goodness. Vladimir. Putin. Yes, that's what I was thinking.

You put it behind your bed. No, it's not. that. No, it's not that. Oh, it's. literally a charger. Swear. Is it a. portable charger? Was it? That's insane. That's insane accusations. I would never. say that to you. Okay. I have a portable. charger on my bed right now. Hold on. Can we just get back to the story where. you guys are drunkards? Okay. We're not. We're not. But just you guys should. honestly tell everyone so they don't. think back. I'll tell you something. right now. Yeah. Cuz everyone is. assuming right now that you guys get. hammered. I don't think anyone's. assuming that. I don't think anybody. thinks that at all. Really? Cuz I still.

assume that about you, Kenzie. When was. the last time y'all drink? Be honest. And what's in that water bottle? Vodka. About 30 seconds ago, I took my last. All right, everybody say when the last. time they got drunk was Oh, that's. right. Never. Oh, let me think. Never. Never. Oh, okay. K, you're next in line. Not relevant. When's the last time you. got drunk? Come on. It's not relevant. Come on. This is Why are you trying to. make us out to be horrible people? We're.

not. We're trying to let you defend. yourself. Everyone makes mistakes. Kate, you better say because now it sounds. like you got drunk like yesterday. This. is sounding really bad. Oh, no. It. wasn't yesterday. Years and years ago. Many, many, many years ago. How old were. you guys? It doesn't matter. Kate and I. 14. Too young. 14 years old. Kate, a. shame on you. What would you What would. you say to the 14 year old girls now. that are going out to parties? Don't do. it. Well, don't know. It's not the. parties itself. It's the alcohol. And. just so you know, just because you're 14. and somebody's parent lets them drink.

alcohol doesn't mean you should drink. alcohol because you're 14. Yeah. I'm not. even going to lie. I have made mistakes, but I've never really gotten like drink. Not any mistakes that big. No. No. I. mean, I have I have been through some. things and you can Yeah. Man, you should. write a rap song. I mean, I've been. through some things. Hot take. She been. through some things, but I changed my. ways and I don't b. Come on. Hey. Yeah, Kenzie. Hot take. What? No, it's your your turn to decide.

It's my turn. I was in the middle of it. and you interrupted me. Oh, yeah. Just. to clarify, uh, in case it's not clear, we do not condone alcoholism. Nope. Alcohol. It is not good to be plastered. Don't do that. Okay. Unless you make a. mistake and it happens, you are. forgiven. Yeah. No, we're we're just. joking. We're just joking. Okay. Well, just joking. But don't drink if you're. under 21 regardless. But second of all, getting hammered is not it. You're just. not. It's really not cute. It's not You.

look back from the next day and you're. like, "Wow, that was actually. embarrassing." Like, you look back at. the videos and you're like, "Oh my god, you feel gross." Like, it's just weird. I don't like it. Wait, I thought you. said Wait, what? No, I don't think it's. bad, but I just personally like just. like No, all three of you girls seem. like you guys have too much. You guys. really related to that. Not me. Me. Not me. Yeah, we just look. back at the videos, but we were so. versatile. No, I'm kidding. Us three. Us. three are good. Thank you. You guys, you. guys are so mean. You guys, on the other. hand, you belong on that side. I don't.

understand. So, tell me what it's like. having a kiss count of over 30 girls. Exactly my point. Exactly my point. Are. you kidding? Over 30. Over 30. Tell me. what that's like. By the way, the point. is Cash has talked about that on the Are. you talking to Gerald? Don't talk to. Gerald like that. No, Cash has talked. about that many times and he's been open. about it and you guys feel like you're. hiding it. Open and honest. Listen. Yes, I did. I kissed a lot of girls when I. was 15, 16, 17. I did. Mistakes were. made. Yes, I did. I I kissed a lot of. them. That's concerning. Okay. And then.

And then you know what? I was like, "This is bad." Yeah. You This You. shouldn't just go around kissing people. You should save yourself till marriage. and you should have honest save yourself. from kissing people and we're back. Uh. listen, I did. He got uncomfortable. I I. uh he got nervous. Cash kissed some. girls and he regrets it. Yes, I kissed a. lot of girls when from the ages of like. I seen him get nervous like that. He. just started rambling. Oh, he's getting. a new color. Listen, sorry. We had to.

cut. We had to cut like real quick cuz I. said something weird cuz I freaked out. Uh, anyways, I kissed a lot of girls. when I was like 15 and 16. And then I. realized this is not good. You should. not just go around randomly kissing. people. No. And you shouldn't. Especially people that are 10 years. older than you with children. Not his. fault. No. You were a victim. You're a. victim there. Whoa. You were a victim. Whoa. I'm never going to bring that up. We just did. We just did. Yeah. But I. want to talk about it though. Story. name. Save your first kiss for marriage.

It's a good idea. Kenzie, save your. first kiss for marriage. explain bad. things that you did. Go ahead. I don't know what you want from us. We. said we made a mistake and now you. shouldn't do it. That's Yes. But can you. elaborate? I mean, do you want Cash to. elaborate on how he kissed each girl? He. has many times. I was with this girl and. it was in a dark room and my lips. touched hers and Well, not like that. That's weird. Yeah. Don't No, no one. asked that. I'm just asking you to like. give me a little bit of like, oh yeah, I. was, you know,

making mistakes. Man, I feel like we. never talk about like our mistakes on. here, like people drinking. Yeah. I. mean, Cash made tons of We've never like. talked about it. Really? Never. We've. always We have made multiple mistakes. and big mistake we made. Letting her on. the podcast. I mean, I understand that. No, I just No, literally like Wait, what. is everybody's biggest mistake? So So. y'all's biggest mistakes is Y'all's. biggest mistakes are obviously getting. drunk. That's okay. We forgive you. biggest my biggest mistake is obviously. kissing a bunch of random girls.

soullessly. Uh Maverick, what's yours? Oh, my biggest mistake is I seriously. dated girls and led them on to believe. that I would probably get married to. them, even though I knew deep in my. heart that probably wasn't going to. happen. Okay. Well, that might have been. the most cruel of them all. Harper, what. is yours? I'm going to be so honest. Hitting a vape. Okay, you can get out. That is. unforgivable. No. Okay. Okay. Everybody. here has No, no, no, I haven't. I have. never had a vape. Oh, no. Oh, double.

whammy. Double whammy. Really? Can you. see you, too? Um, no. Not correctly, at. least. Wow. She snorted a vape. I. didn't. That's impressive. I mean, that's like, who does that? No, we're kidding, guys. But everybody. makes mistakes, but just don't make the. mistakes we made. It is a good life. lesson. Don't drink, smoke, vape, kiss. random people. No, because kissing. random people's okay. I hope you guys. don't listen too. These are our mistakes.

we have made. Okay, we are not condoning. this. This is the time of our lives that. we wish we could take back. Y'all ever. touched the stove and you realize it's. hot and you regret touching it. We. touched the stove. I did it, too. I did. I did it 30 times and then on the 30th. time I was like, it wasn't really that. Yours happened so fast. It was it was. like 30 girls and it just flew by and. then all of a sudden you were like it's. just like kissing booth. And you know. what's crazy? I'm I'm living in that. time right now. I'm living in the time. where y'all were ready. The thing is. you're figuring things out. Yeah. When I. was your age, all these mistakes we're. talking about, we were your age. Yeah.

And so we are here to guide you like. Miyagi. [Laughter]. That was funny. No, when you're like 14, 15, 16, things just seem so nonchalant. to you and like it's so casual because. everyone around you is like drinking and. vaping, making out with people and it. just seems so normal and it's not. Yeah. And your parents might seem lame for. being like don't don't go drink or smoke. or whatever. But seriously, it actually. is. It's not just your parents being.

lame. Yeah. I bet if you asked anybody. like in their 20s if they regret like. the things they did in high school a lot. like the average person would say, "Yeah, I regret some of the things I. did." Once you're 21, make your own. decisions, man. But uh No, but like. vaping, it gives you popcorn lungs and. stuff and it's like a crisis in. America's like teenagers right now. Like. so many teenagers are vaping. And guess. what? People that have been vaping for. like 10 years, their lungs are. collapsing. They're destroyed. Okay, but. it tastes so good. But.

The the only reason people vape is for. the buzz. You can get non-nicotine vapes. and they uh What are you promoting right. now? Bad for you. Yeah. Any chemicals. Harper, are you saying vapes are good? No, they just taste. Nobody stop there. Like we said, Harper is still in her. time where she's making mistakes. So, just shut up and say you're literally do. it socially. Like when I was when I was. like 14 and I tried vaping, I only I. literally only did it because people. around me were doing it and it's started.

too. Yeah, you do it cuz people around. you were doing it and it's not fun. Yeah. And once again, I just want to. reiterate again everything we are. talking about if we have done it, we are. not condoning it. It is actually not. good to do and we don't do it anymore. We're good role models, too. You know. what's crazy is I remember thinking how. much better I was than you too. What? Because like I was like, I have a. girlfriend. Like, yeah, I'm kissing her. and stuff, but like, at least she's like. my girlfriend. You're just kissing. random girls. I remember thinking I was. so much better than you.

I wasn't, though, is my point. If you. ask me, uh, you kissing one girl and me. kissing multiples, it sounds like I was. better than you. Well, no, because yours. was mistakes. Remember? Yes. Yes. Very. bad. Yes. And mine was arguably worse. looking back. Yes. But but what? And I. thought I was so much better than you, too. Like this guy. I actually don't. want people to think that I'm like a. vape addict cuz I'm not. You were saying. it was a mistake. Yeah, it was a. mistake. That's what That's what I was. trying to clarify. We are talking about. these things. So hopefully you guys do. not make these mistakes. Yeah, but also.

we're just five kids on a podcast. So. what are we doing? Know what we were. talking about. Wait, hold on. What are. they didn't know we could. rock. Yeah, I need that. What pop lungs do? Anybody. got any more hot takes? Popper lungs are. bad. I got something that could be. valuable. to this podcast. Oh, hot take. Not. everybody on social media needs to be a. music artist. Oh that was crazy. I'm pretty sure. she looked at me, too. No, I'm kidding.

I was looking at lowkey the whole group. cuz like didn't know we could rock. Remember that song? I was forced into. that. Oh, now I can see. Also, guys, we're are making a lot more music. recently. So, if you guys want to listen. to our music, go to the Cashmav YouTube. channel or go to Harper's YouTube. channel. uh us three because you know. we're all like cool artists and stuff. Uh we all make music but you guys don't. But seriously, if you guys want to. listen to our music, go to Harper's. YouTube channel or our YouTube channel. and yeah, we're posting music. I'm tired. of the slander. Kate and Kinsey will. start a band and they'll drop. Wait,

should we should we do like a Lana Del. R. What's it going to be called? K. Chill. Oh, remember Harper song. K and K. K and Kinsey. Keynesy Ky. uh Kenate's kind of hard. I kind of like that. Ken, it's the. number eight. That's cool. Like Kenate. is performing before Harvest. You got to.

add an S at the end. Before Harvard, they're opening for me. No, it honestly. needs to be Katie and Ken Ken. No, the. Kate. Yeah, Ken Ken. No, King. That's my. nickname. She loves being called King. That's my nickname I made up for her. As. soon as Cash and Kate have a kid, she. will be actually aunt Ken Ken. Can we. call Probably No. Okay. Well, once. there's a kid, you will be Aunt Kenkin. Yeah. Are you so happy that I made that. name for you? No. Oh, I know you like. it. Can they're not going to be able to.

pronounce the K and they're just going. to be like, they're just going to be like chicken. It's okay. Chucky. I've already decided Cash is. going to be Uncle Trash. What? You know. what's funny? My little cousin used to. call me that. He couldn't pronounce uh. my name, so he he he walked around. saying trash. Trash. Trash. Where trash. at? Trash. He still calls you that to. this day. Yeah. I think he actually. believes it now, too. Yeah. Yeah. You do. look like we had a rocky relationship.

That's crazy. I call my uncle Fatty. Hey, you know what? I thought Oh, remember that one time? That's a good. name. I'm switching lines. She's your. baby. Your baby, did you get bitten by. bugs? No, I popped my arms. Picking out. your skin. The way you flip your arm. No, it looks like you have tons of. mosquito bites. She's picking out her. skin. Stop. You can't be good. Look at. my arms. Harper, do you remember the lie. you told us about about your uncle on. the toilet when he exploded? Not a lie. Swear. Oh my goodness. Your mom got so. upset. She was like, I don't know where.

she got that. Not a lie. Background. story, guys. On like one of our first. episodes, Harper told us her uncle. exploded the toilet. Like literally. And. apparently she's still standing by us. Oh no, I have a Well, he's not really my. friend, but there's a guy from my town. No way. Somebody exploded your toilet, too. No, not my toilet. But no, he put. fireworks in the toilet. And blew him up. on the 4th of July. Lost three fingers. He did. I swear, dude. Why does that. sound like a story? Spanky. He did. lost.

money. Lost three fingers. Put fireworks. in the toilet. Next thing you know, he. lost three fingers. Okay. Well, let me. tell you. I'm telling you. I'm not going. to say the full story cuz my mom might. get mad, but I promise. He the toilet. didn't explode. He exploded. Oh. And. then he had to get surgery. That. happens, too. So, he had like a hernia. or something. You mean you think you've. been through it wasn't real, dude? No. I. swear he farted through the wrong hole. What does that even mean? That even mean. actually, you know what? Just be quiet.

I don't want to know what that means. Yo, I'm not kidding though. Sometimes I. have been on the toilet and I had been. like I'm not kidding. One time I prayed. I prayed on the toilet. I did. No, you. didn't. I did. One time I was like I was. like, "God, please just let me get past. this. Please." Wait, your fart. I didn't. think I was going to make it. I really. didn't. And y'all, I think I'm joking. I'm being dead serious. I literally. prayed, bent over, and all I was like I. pulled one of these. on the toilet and I was like, "Please,

please, I can't do it." God, just get. this out. It was bad. But hey, I meant. to tell you earlier today, what? And and. that was when I came out and I told K I. said child birth is. hard. That was also very hard. And I. don't know which are they comparable. Who knows? Who knows? But if it's. anything like that, I feel very bad at. the women. Matt told me women. everywhere, my heart goes out to you. Matt told me that one of the worst pains.

you've ever experienced, Cash, was. getting your eyebrows threaded. No, the. worst pain I ever experienced was my. tooth. Jelly dripping down your But your. eyebrows was up there, right? My. eyebrows. Yeah. No, my eyebrows were not. the worst experience pain ever. Kate, what were you going to say? Oh, I went. to the bathroom today. You did not. unclog the toilet. What? Oh, I was going. to come back for that. Yeah, I was on I. was on a business phone call and I. clogged it and then I What are you just. made business phone call in the. bathroom? was like, "Yeah, you know, I. think that's a good deal." Hold on. Dear. God, please help me get this out. Okay,

I'm back. Dear God, please. Josh actually was on a. call today, and he left his phone in the. living room, went to the bathroom while. the guy's talking, and then comes back. and continues the conversation. I did. I. had to pee really bad. And you know. what's bad? I don't know if I should say. this. The guy just kept talking, man. He. just kept talking. I don't know. Uh, I. won't say it. No, don't say it. It was a. sensitive phone call. Probably can't say. it. No, no, no. I was going to say.

something else. Not about the phone call. itself. Oh, we'll say it. M and Cash. when they talk on the phone, if they try. to, they can sound like each other. Oh, it's so it's one of the most amazing. things in life. So Cash runs to the. bathroom and Mav just takes the phone. and starts talking as Cash and no one. ever notices. No clue. And Cash comes. back and takes the phone and you would. have no clue. Sometimes if we have like. a long call with someone like that's. going to be a long business call. Sometimes we'll rotate. I'll talk to. them for like 45 minutes and I'll I'll.

just be like, "Yeah, man. So, uh, what. do you think?" And then while they're. talking, I'll just hand it off to M and. I'll go chill for like 45 minutes and. Matt just continues the phone call. And. the craziest part is we even do it to. our grandmas. Yeah. Sorry, Grandma. You've done it to your mom before too. And our moms. Yeah. Man, we were on the. phone the other day with this guy who um. stole a bunch of money from us and pay. up. Yeah. Yeah, he stole a bunch of. money from us and I was like, "Okay, like what are we going to do? Like, do. we like threaten to sue this guy? Like, what are we what should we do here?" It.

was like $20,000, $25,000. We're like, "That's insane." He stole a lot of. money. Yeah. So, we're like, "I don't. know what to do." So, we get on the. phone and we're like, "We'll play good. cop, bad cop." So, I'm being like good. cop. Cash is kind of being bad cop. And. I'm like, "Listen, dude. Like, I. understand." And Cash is like, "No, this. is just insane." And I'm like, "Listen, dude. I understand." He's And then. eventually this guy gets me so irritated. that we're now each bad. cop. And he while I'm talking to him, he's like I'm like, "Dude, no. I I think. we're just going to have to settle this.

out in court, blah blah blah blah." And. he's like, "Maverick, you need to get. your brother under control." He thought. I was talking to him. He was like, "No, he was mad." He was like, "Maverick, why. don't you go ahead and get your brother. under control and you can call me back. when he's not with you." Mav goes, "Yeah, I'm so sorry about him." Yeah, he. did. Man, Matt was like, "Yeah, just. ignore him. Listen, I'll get him under. control." I was like, "What the freak, man?" Like, "What?" Like, Cash had not. spoken in like 5 minutes. That's crazy. Imagine having to call someone someday. and be like, "Yeah, I'm going to beat.

you when I see you someday." Okay. Yeah. I'm going to beat you up and then. they're going to think it's me and I'm. going to get cuckooked. That's crazy. It comes in handy. sometimes. That's We try to sound like. each other right now. What do you mean? No, I'm not even kidding. We don't We. don't try to sound like each other. Yeah, we just do. We just talk exactly. like I know exactly how how Maverick. sounds and how Cash sounds. No, you. probably noticed a little bit. difference, but our cadence is the same. Yeah, I don't think so. I think if we. talked on the phone to you, I don't know. if you'd be able to tell for a minute. Like if you do, you know what? Let's do. it. M I've done it to Kate many times. Yeah, there's been times where I picked.

up the call from Cash and it's M talking. to me and like I go for probably like 10. 15 seconds before I realize. Here, let's. do it. I'm going to call you Harper. But. you But also, you have to keep in mind. these people have no clue that it's been. a person and she's going to listen to. like you're going to be paying. attention. Okay, I won't I won't pay. attention. That is true. Normally, I. disagree. I feel like I notice every. single time y'all do it. Even when. you're on the phone with Kate, there was. a time we called her, too. Didn't we? No. Yeah. There was a time I called. Kinsey. No. Kinsey called NAB. I picked. up the phone, had the whole like two. sentence of the conversation with you, and then hung up. And you never knew. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. I promise.

you. Wait, go into a different room. You. just don't know. See, now listen. Harper. is probably going to know because like M. said, now she's like suspecting it. But. when you're not expecting it, it's way. harder. But we'll do. Ready? I feel like. the audience might not be able to tell. He's so disturbing. You need to leave. I. need to leave. Yeah, cuz there's two of. us. No, no, y'all leave so the podcast. can still hear her. Okay. Cash Baker is calling. M carrying diamond sword. Way. Hello.

Did you just see that? Yeah. Give it a second. Okay, that's. clearly. M. Are you ready? Yes. Turn it up. Okay. Who's this? It's Cash. Okay. Who's this? Cash. Okay. Who's this? Mav. Okay. Who's this?

Cash. Hello. I'm illiterate. Who am I? Math. Okay. They're not doing a good job right. now. They do better. All right. Who's. this? Cash. They're like muting you and talking to. themselves. Sorry. Say that again. All. right. Who's this Maverick when he tries. to have a manly voice?

Hey, you actually got it. All them. Y'all are doing a horrible job. You. usually do better. Okay. Y'all usually do way better. I'm. not even a kid. I'm not. No, the thing. is we're not even supposed to really try. to sound like each other, but she. actually got every single one right. Y. did that. I knew it. I usually do. better. What? What do you mean? It's. just cuz you're paying attention, dog. Yeah. I I felt pressure like I knew. y'all were recording up here. No, I I I. wouldn't I would have known either way. cuz cash is like he has like a breathy.

air to then voice. He does. Oh my gosh. That is the second time someone told me. that today. It's the uppercase lowerase. thing. Yeah. He's like He's like, "Dude, I don't notice you." And the Maverick's. like, "Oh, so literate.". To be honest, I think my impression was. less insulting than that impression. What he said? I was trying to act like. you. I'm illiterate. Like more than. seven letter words. Come on. That's. literate. I'm literate. I'm illiterate. No, just literate. Cash, you look crazy. You would not call yourself. I was.

acting like him. Sacrifice. Yeah. I'm. not going to lie. The shower after this. is about to be long, man. Yeah. I better. go to Minecraft. Oh, we got to go to the. Minecraft movie. Oh, yeah. We got to go. We got to go. But we're going to be. late. What time? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Subscribe. We're trying to hit 3 million. followers. Bye.