Are Boys Scared Of Tampons?

MAV and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday. she got candy no no no it's not candy. what is that well if you must know it's. a t don't get that near him are guys. actually afraid of tampons yes tampons. are not good for the male species to see. okay ready we're going to cradle you. [Applause]. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music]. now happy birthday to you.

happy birthday to. you happy birthday. [Applause]. [Music]. dear Happy Birthday to. you. oh I don't think Gerald appreciated you. smacking his head in he had a birthday. hat for you and it is not mine now let.

me see my oh what is this hey you know. it's not actually your birthday hey let. me see my uh let me see my birthday. chicken nuggets wait what is his. birthday birthday chicken nuggets way. better than cake everybody let me tell. you what's his bir I got a wax on my. pants look you just eat it straight off. the candle you're 22 oh do it taste waxy. dude sometimes that's the price you have. to pay yo yo yo you're literally 22 what. you going to do you got to put your. birthday hat on oh we should have sang. that song instead what's yourday yo yo.

yo you're 22 what you going to. do2 everything will be all that's why we. brought a band come on oh Kate how does. it feel to be dating it or married to a. 22y old man and you're 16 yeah so guys. if y'all don't know Kate is 14 and cash. is 22 what let's not joke like that no. we get us did you get this from Amazon. no oh I don't know where I my is broken. it was too big for my.

a uh oh you have a big head shame what a. shame that's a shame hey oh dude you. can't drop the birthday night we're good. we're good don't worry guys you caught. them I'm sorry hold on hold on on Oh e. had nugget on my that whole like. entrance thing was so epic so much it. was chaotic and I think it really it. felt very like you think your main. character I am it's my birthday hello. why can't you let him be the main. character on his birthday man yeah I. mean try to take away from on my.

birthday is crazy hey but when this. comes out it's not your birthday yeah. your birthday is long so for the sake of. the episode we should probably act like. it's not wait oh man yeah yeah your. birthday is today yeah hey comment down. below happy birthday to me do you need. desser watchh that down you need dessert. that is his. dessert nuggets is a dessert I thought. you said does he need dirt to wash that. down well we have gifts. what Jimmy.

J nobody ever gives me a gift. on me on what. oh I'm not kidding everyone has given. everyone gifts on this podcast but. nobody gets me a gift come on give me. that what do you think that is hey I got. fake Sabrina Carpenter tickets here we. go hey you're supposed to smell that. what you're supposed to smell that no. I'm not what what do you mean what smell. it he just regifted me my dut from this. morning that Kate gave me and he bit it. and there's hair on it now yeah I saved.

it Kate threw it in the trash you're. welcome no I was going to eat this later. now I can't this is the opposite of a. birthday present you can't eat it later. this is a birthday Nerf it was in the it. was in the trash you nerfed my birthday. how did I Nerf your birthday was this in. the trash wait k did you get up this. morning and get I saved it for you no. everyone stop was this in the trash it. was I saved it for now you stop saying. it well it was was this in the trash. Kate yes because Alex is saying yes too. because you said you didn't want this. was my birthday present from today why.

wouldn't you at least give me like 12. hours to eat it well you I asked you. remember I walked over and I said are. you done with this and you said yeah so. I my gosh she's being for real right now. I was going to eat it Hey listen she was. being a good wife trying to save you. from dying from sugar she bought it for. me I was being a good birthday my mom. set me down yeah well not everyone needs. to eat their cake you know what I mean. sometimes you get your cake just top. everything off too guess what MAV and. Kenzie forgot it was my birthday I sat. around all day waiting for them to wish. me a happy birthday birday and then.

finally I was like Wow guys thanks for. wishing me a happy birthday it was 11:00. sat around all day is crazy you saw me. for a good like 2 hours before I said. anything it was literally 11:00 was. birthday first thing when I see you. first thing when I saw m his birthday I. was like happy birthday Maverick no no. another gift for youo yeah this one. better be a good one oh smell the paper. yeah you got to smell the paper man. anybody know how to give a real birthday. gift around here I do we thought you'd.

like those what the oh this actually is. funny I got butter socks I thought. actually cool it's Butters oh Butters. you know what Butters is we're both. wrong we thought it was Kyle what. what you thought this was Kyle how did. you think that was Kyle I mean that's. just highly concerning that you don't. even know South Park but that's okay. High concerning that you do you don't. know uh Butters know who Butters is uh. Butters I don't know when I bought them.

pretty good I don't know that's bought I. thought they were. Cartman Oh that's oh my too skinny to be. Cartman let me tell you that what's. crazy is how much you talk about South. Park but I don't think I've ever seen. you watch an episode of South Park I. just see Clips on Tik Tok that's crazy. what's my next Gift Anyone oh I mean I. have one downstairs what's my next gift. I have one downstairs you having a. problem there fashion is it the cookie. your mom got me no no no I got got you.

the cookie MH did you swipe your own. credit card with it mhm yeah yes it did. yes I did your mom actually told me I. saw her outside when I was walking in. the door she said hey we got you a. cookie dessert in there in case Harper. forgets to give it to you so I ate it. before you gave it to yo he ate it he. did I said you need to go tell Harper. thank you and he said thank you Harper. no kiny what did you give me oh I I'll. go get it oh she actually got me some I. didn't expect anything I don't since she. forgot expect gifts by the way oh I.

don't think she got any I think she's. going to go get some Cas get very upset. if he does not get a gifts on his. birthday everyone knows don't worry my. mom didn't give me a gift this year. grateful you know you know that my mom. did not give me a gift well you know. your mom's going to watch this and now. she's going to be very upset yeah in. your mom's defense we all agreed that we. were not doing birthday gifts within the. family this year that we were only going. to not that's right you defend his mom. since he won't yeah we said we all. agreed as a family we were all like now. that we're older it's going to be easier.

to not do birthday gifts because we. never know what to get each other and. it's just a stress on our family so. let's just all not do gifts but. ironically the first birthday happens on. his mind what and I'm the youngest so I. got cheated out of a lot think how many. more birthdays you got than I did cash. you weren't there for some of my. birthdays so you didn't get me gifts I. saw your gift yeah but hold on hey will. you he me that wrapping. B mom and dad were there for all of your. birthdays you're wrapping my present. right now you didn't even get me a.

present did you no she did got something. out of the room I see it in her hands. wait are you giving him something of. mine no you better not give him any of. my stuff better be his money she got you. a birthday gift a wow almost like I've. already opened this package did you all. buy the same like wrapping paper yeah we. did oh. cool whoa that's mean that's good stuff. deodorant why are you not happy. that's good I actually will take this.

little oh yeah but why AR you happy I. know you didn't really put any thought. yes I did I looked really hard through. that snack box you got what I got a. snack box in there and I looked through. it and I said I think cash like this one. you a snack box and you only gave me one. snack out of it for my birthday well. yeah that would I don't want you to. indulge in sin stingy I will e these. right. now you already ate your chicken you. should just take a break you know you're. right I should keep eating my chicken. and you already ate your cookie you.

don't want to die from diabetes yes I do. no you don't want diabetes man har you. coming up I know it's in 14 days w wow. it is my day oh my goodness Harper. you're turning 16 in 14 days are we. invited to your sweet 16 what yes no no. of course please are you having a. birthday party I am right now actually. okay you guys would like to be present. I'm trying to think of what I should do. so basically my it's also my my birthday. soon do you want to have birthday in two.

weeks let me enjoy my birthday okay well. do you want to. I'm okay ready so for my birthday party. I'm going to do a um a little uh a lunch. in South Lake hey uh so if y'all want to. pull up o not not not the boys but the. girls what day is it I don't know wow. making plans on my birthday and not even. inviting me maybe the 22nd so I'm G to. have a lunch in South like after that go. shopping then have two friends uh are.

you paying for the shopping no why only. two friends I might give so I have to. pay to go to your. birthday you're not even going number. one wait was this not an invitation no. okay are you just bragging right now no. the invitation is for Kate and. Kinsey that's very kind so you invited. her to your birthday party let me finish. but she's not we're not invited first. I'm about to kick you out of my birthday. party right now okay go ahead he'll. throw you through that hole I mean I I.

would invite you I can't invite not that. one that. one okay well can I finish my thing yeah. yeah so basically why do I think we. could throw her through that hole stop. we could easily throw through that hole. can you guys even see that hole or is. the ceiling fan on the way I don't know. oh oh well let me so so we're going to. go to South Lake and then we're going to. go shopping and then I'm going to have. my two friends go to a hotel in Dallas. with me why only two friends because is. that all you got no no because I uh I. can't really pay for the rest I'm broke. oh so well sounds like fine sounds like.

people should subscribe so we can make. some more money yeah did you know that. 80% of you guys watching right now are. not subscribed smash that subscribe. button yeah you guys should subscribe so. our mental health will go up wait guys. every time someone subscribe my mental. health gets a little bit better all. right guys I actually got Kate a gift. today too dude everyone always steals my. thunder every time it's my birthday no I. it's like a ritual I thought she might. start crying before I even got the gift. out so.

what the yeah last year on your birthday. MAV and I started dating I know you got. engaged on my birthday or the day before. my birthday and guess what that's legal. that's allowed my birthdays are like. cursed what do you mean my mom and dad. left on my birthday what they went to. left Europe no Cancun and Europe St. Martin they went to a vacation and. always travel on your birthday it was a. cruise my birthday is perfect travel. time for them Maverick. started dating Kinsey on my birthday to.

steal my thunder yep and now today. Harper plans her birthday at my. birthday oh I'm sorry don't be sorry. birthday I just didn't mean to you. started you started dating March 5th. what day do we start dating M his. birthday March 5th really and and you. know what else is crazy what day is it. today then don't look at your phone is. that the day we flew back I don't have a. phone right now my phone has been dead. all day you're right you know this is. crazy. Matt forgot my birthday no I didn't yes.

you did you never wished me happy. birthday and then finally after I said. something about it you said oh shoot. happy birthday happy birthday KY forgot. my birthday I remembered your birthday. two weeks ago when we were planning the. schedule two weeks ago isn't my birthday. so yeah you I remember you forgot you. forgot Alex I did not forget Alex walked. in the door first thing he said to me. was happy birthday man soon as he saw me. P same thing texted me why I was at the. gym happy birthday yeah Michael you. wouldn't even believe it the last guy. you'd expect to wish me a happy birthday.

I walked upstairs he goes happy birthday. cash as soon as he saw me crazy huh that. is crazy man crazy how my sister. actually you know I would have been but. I was a little distracted T my sister. back she said she texted you I was a. little distracted when I first saw you. this morning because see we all went to. the gym CU I have that Prett six-pack. birthday ABS we all went to the gym but. cash Baker over there decided to just. sit in the car the whole day I not go in. the gym I literally went in G worked out. for like 10 minutes no yes like.

20 yeah you're lying 20 and FYI I go to. the gym every day this is Maverick's. first time in like three months I only. go to the gym to for Tanny beds that's. what I'm saying I'm about that you know. what's crazy I don't Ted Maverick went. twice in the last like two months with. me I M Maverick doesn't go to the gym I. know that and guess what me and Alex go. there we start stop we start relax. listen me and Alex and M go we start. Waits M's gone we're like What finally.

it's time to leave we see him finally. come ridiculous we're like M where have. you been this whole time like I was in. the tanning beds you know how long I tan. this how much of a you go to the tanning. beds yes he goes to the tanning bed go. you go to the tany bed it was my first. time going to the tany bed in a long. time so guess what guess how long I was. in there cuz you know you can't be in. there long your first time I was in. there 3 minutes three minutes also knows. your also got to change so I got to like. you know.

so maybe I'm in there a total of like. five or minutes and these guys acting. like I'm in there the whole time is. absolutely M does not work out at the. gym if I was in the tanning bed for more. than to gym I would be burnt you don't. even. go two times he's gone three times I. don't know where this is coming from I. don't sit here and act like I do go to. the gym that's even that's a lie he has. not gone three times yes he has I've. gone twice so he's gone one more time. than I have that's three well that. doesn't count he went tanning you went. tanning he went tanning oh my goodness. tanning for 3 minutes while you're at.

the gym a 15 minute bathroom break or. something oh my goodness use the. bathroom I don't use the. bathroom us the bathroom at the gym that. sweaty toilet no I'm not doing that his. teeth get hot tubow walk on the. treadmill yeah he slow walks on the. tread he a nice little jog on the. treadmill did say he said craziest thing. ever I look over Kinsey is running a. full Sprint at an incline and MAV is. like lightly walking I saw it too okay. to be fair he started off that way but.

he did end up sprinting both of us. started he did like a seven minute mile. the same time I I ran twice as far as. her so both of y'all shut it I don't. care how far you walked my man anybody. can walk a distance I ran the first 3/4. of a mile and then I cooled down for the. last running is crazy I tried to run. today you know what both of y'all can. shut it too because when we do go run. who outruns both of you me this guy. I the guy with the birthday glass. running today no you went running that's.

exactly to me on. the you okay when Kate runs actually she. looks like she's out of a movie like her. ponytail is swaying back and forth and. she just has this like little bounce to. her you just described Mario Mario I. haven't ran in like eight months can't. do be running funny but that's okay she. looks like a little. Barbie no that's what gets me the most. is her hands they run this way anytime. Kate runs or if you ask her to throw a.

punch she does this well just so you. guys know today on the treadmill I was. highly insecure because you've made so. much fun of me so I was very focused on. my posture I thought you looked good it. was great I I was I I ran today for the. first time in eight months you know I'm. not even capping I've seen Harper at the. gym just as many times as I've seen M at. the gym that's not true I've been going. to the gym with you for like four years. we've went to the gym that's crazy. that's cuz I don't go to the gym no you. don't but I've seen you at LA Fitness a. couple times and I've seen m less than. that do you do tanning beds Harper like.

with you too basetball my friends do. tanning beds but you're you have to be. 18 to do tanning beds but so they uh T. beds are bad for you don't do them man I. know I told you why are you doing them. me why are you doing them and skipping. the gym I don't know man got got to die. somehow you know what I'm saying I'm so. scared of tany beds the Final. Destination movies. listen can be bad for you but scary what. happened in the Tanny bed the Final. Destination movies what happened I. didn't say it's actually it was like a.

horror film it bad wait where do you can. you where can you watch it no like just. for a question I don't know I only ever. saw the clips of it but my family was. always like no no no my family always. told me don't watch the Final. Destination movies like people die. brutal deaths in those movies so you're. going to be scared don't watch them and. I said I got y i watch oh they died in. the tanning bed well just yes what. happened was the room caught on fire and. they were locked in the tanning beds and. they couldn't get out and then it was. just you know oh my and so now I'm. terrified if it helps I think ding in a. tanning bed would even be worse if if it.

was just trapped shut yep that's why I. don't get out how long you think it. would take to kill you I don't know you. definitely you definitely be well done. by the time you're you like how long is. a normal appropriate time in a Tanny bed. like 20 depends on the light bulb 20 no. 20 if you want to freaking die depends. on the light bul okay in like tanning. beds where you lay down some people do. go in for like 20 minutes cuz the light. bulbs are not as harsh wait is the tany. better AR you do 20 minutes you just. have to work your way out wait did you.

stand up in the tany bed or lay down. stand I don't do the lay down ones that. makes me feel gross cuz other people's. bodies don't know my friends do I don't. here's the thing you can do 20 minutes. you just have to work your way up you. got to start with like three or four. minutes I just don't understand why why. you're going im a spray tan it's but. spray tan doesn't help you're already. most likely a lady it makes me looks. good you're already tan though you're. not Harper me and Harper are wh as can. be sorry but it's true we both are I. mean you think I can cash has to take.

precaution measures when he goes in the. sun I think the tany bed might actually. be good for cash no if he goes in like 2. minutes her knee looks broken look at. that e her knee does look broken how do. you bend your your tibula is not tibul. how is your legs are bowed in this way. look at my arms do yall see that look at. my. arms oh I do that too but it kind of. feels good I know I love it no cat yours. just looks like an arm I know when I a.

it's it's like a good stretch you know. when you wake up the morning okay oh. first thing I do in the morning every. morning is pop my elbow I go I go same. every morning every morning really yes. no shot I go like and I sometimes I wake. up in the night I wake up in the night. and I have to I have to pop it I go and. they pop dude never had that feeling. never once been like man my elbow needs. to pop I have to open my eyes and sit up. and pop my elbows and go back that's all. right in the middle of the night last.

night I I woke up and I stepped in a. pool of sweet tea what are you sure it. was tea yes yes because when you guys. got home cash and I had been asleep for. like 30 minutes and you guys came home. and Stella came out of the crate so you. know honey it don't matter what she's. doing she's. like until she gets to see Stella so I. had to get up and let's let let honey. out and then cash sat up and he yeah he. stepped in sweet tea how' you step in. sweet tea cuz I ordered remember that. Chicken Express I ordered from an hour. away oh see I was waiting for need to. get blame for Chicken Express yeah I.

ordered Chicken Express I ordered. Chicken Express yesterday really no way. did it come from Fort wor yeah yeah it. said of M coming from where we live it. came all the way from Fort Worth which. was like an hour away. anyway yeah why that's what I said Drive. why do you door Dash I don't anymore cuz. she can't drive yeah cuz I can't drive. okay I don't Das cuz I'm lazy and fat I. don't know what else you want me to say. okay also I get it they give me two big. sweet. two big jugs okay actually not jugs they.

just cups and I set them on the ground. and then somehow they spilled over and. then I stepped in a pool of sweet te. wait J no you said here's the video. ready ready ready cups what video uh my. elow. popping. oh. oh. oh oh text oh my goodness sounds like. it's break I have a video listen Olli. pop over here what are you doing sponsor. me wrong I just farted very badly oh.

cash you you're disgusting especially on. your birthday for please ollipop can you. sponsor us I actually drink stop begging. please is that why you it makes us look. desperate is that why you to go to the. casino yesterday because of his. birthday smelly why. really what so you just last minute. decided to go to the casino the last. minute decided not to go to the casino. what was going on well I was G go to the. casino for my birthday yeah well now.

we're but then you took too long no. start let's not start this you're going. to go to the casino on Saturday yay. Cash's birthday let's start this because. we were ready to shoot and apparently. keny was too but you didn't tell me this. I didn't say she wasn't K said KY L told. wait why don't we just shoot it now and. then go shopping later and you were like. no we must shop now and then this guy. goes to Target Ulta McDonald's the shops. you went everywhere stock my location. you on a shopping SP been stock at my.

location well we were waiting for you to. we were like when are they going to be. back we want to leave so we were looking. to see when you were going to get back K. kiny needed stuff for Ulta for no reason. yeah yeah sure so he made me wait for no. reason and then it was too late for me. to celebrate my birthday my birthday is. cursed well was yesterday your. birthday well no but we can't celebrate. it tonight now can we because look what. we're doing well we could have. celebrated it yesterday because I. specifically remember us saying we could. shoot the podcast today and Harper even. asked to shoot it yesterday yeah but she.

was busy no yesterday she was not busy. she wanted to shoot she was busy I don't. tell me you weren't busy your mom told. me you were busy she busy Thursday I was. I'm busy Thursday and you're busy you. were busy yesterday I didn't want to be. busy today cuz I have church yeah well. and you were busy yesterday because you. had CH he just thinks cheer banquet. today cuz I have cheer banquet on. Thursday and you had something yesterday. cuz your mom told me then what did I. have yesterday nothing I don't know I. forgot she had stuff on Thursday it's in. the group chat cuz I said I was like I. would have preferred to shoot yesterday. so I can have my birthday free.

man but Harper took up my birthday. Harper no I listen a long time I can we. not shoot on Wednesday so uh I can go to. my church Harper a long time ago I gave. up trying to fix him I gave up trying to. reason you. can't you can't um no now I just feel. bad. yeah going you took up my birthday day. and then my birth my pre-birthday day. that I was going to celebrate my. birthday on Matt took it up for. absolutely no reason no I went to the. movies it was great. dude no the thing is we should have just.

shot yesterday that's what I'm saying. well we were we originally had a. different video planned that was. supposed to be like a a different. YouTube video that we were shooting. yesterday and like last minute nobody. cares about this conversation yeah you. know what they do care about me what. since it's my birthday no yes we we get. that um you know what they do care about. what uh well can we uh maybe we. shouldn't talk about that no talking no. please that's my favorite sentence when. someone says on this podcast maybe we. shouldn't talk about that no sounds.

controversial no no come on talk about. it what is it what is it uh no no talk. about it no just it's just one of those. things that genuinely trust me we should. move on it's not like a funny joke like. super funny it was just like a topic but. I was like maybe we shouldn't talk about. that topic right now well can you just. like say what it is what was it like no. man no no no okay we'll cut it we'll cut. it we'll cut it h we'll cut it okay I. was just goingon to talk about the uh. president Trump thing because I have a. funny joke but. what was the joke well if we start.

talking about linski then we can we can. talk about it but okay and we're back I. said it was pointless Maverick's thing. was completely pointless and dumb I I. said it was before I opened my. mouth yeah but why would you were you. eating your sunglasses me some of the. sprinkles are. gone wait can you eat those actually are. they real sprinkles I was I was not. eating was eating these right here they. should make that eatable sunglasses they. are edible we've been eating them have.

you not seen me picking them off and. eating them okay let's see. it it's hard that might have been the. fakest thing I've ever seen when you. think I am a baby what do you mean got. your nose got your nose yeah what I'm. falling. for see I'm a spring look look I don't. see there's really oh wait there is a. spring all right now swallow spit that. out it was from the Dollar Tree swallow. the plastic got super glue on it man. swallow the plastic good boy what the. look green crazy no Harper don't eat.

those why why are yall eating the. sprinkles I don't really plas they're. good you want one no I don't want a. plastic sprinkle here open up W. nice cake Time come on open up here we. go completely. missed okay um Harper do you have any. crazy stories from um cheer trious what. uh I mean no way he was about to do. something no it's not here I thought was. here I reached down he said okay um and.

it wasn't there and he turned around he. was like yeah it's not there what were. you looking for don't worry I'll grab it. next episode well uh I mean for cheer. tryouts I um I got dropped many times. really y have to do stunt steering CH wa. what kind of stunt did you get dropped. on an extension let's do one no sounds. like you need practice heck no no and we. already did our we already did our stunt. section do you get to choose who you do. your stunt come here we're doing ition. all right fine no there girls who had.

never cheered before come on. Harper I can't wait I have genuine. questions what if you were paired with. girls who had never cheered before I was. and they just were like oh yeah just. throw Harper in the air it'll be fine. yes that's insan extension now never I. she's going to go through the ceiling we. got no we got it come on ready let me. make sure my feet don't smell my feet. don't smell yeah please do that actually. do yall know how to do we're going here.

okay we're going here okay then we're. going here here here here wa but how how. would one's hands go from here it's like. you're reading the book hold oh here. here here here yes right like. this here. here yeah you're going through that all. right let line the hole that. you are you guys trying to get her to go. through the RO.

no I didn't cat it ready I would help. but I'm I'm pretty useless two. three defitely not do that. together so go. look wait what if she hits her head on. the roof up. there wait one and two listen listen one. two down three why would you go down and. three why would you.

[Applause]. listenit be. quiet go one two and down up down and. down up down up one two down up I like. that. IDE one two. down she. hey come down.

you where you. going okay come back see okay lower. down you got. Dr that good yeah that was great I don't. trust yall come on K do you want to know. how nervous that made me just watching. feel my Palms oh my gosh your mic is sad. I tell you guys every time I need a new. I need new come on y going to drop me or. do something crazy oh my God can I do it.

it's his birthday yeah K wants to do it. come on K do it do. it back spot this I got it I got it I'll. back spot yeah I think maybe we need. Alex to back spot this all right this is. got got going be. fun oh because we're highly concerned. about your Bal stability you can do it. ready okay make sure wait make sure your. head goes through the hole all ready get. up here.

okay ready all right we go up a little. bit stand up. doing B with her grab my really grab. stop grabbing my. head you just took my glasses off good. no you didn't do good come. on directly all right KY you get over. here do you see how sweaty I am oh my. I'm literally sweating through my shirt. okay listen this Dam drywall little bit.

y'all don't hold here when both the. feet. yes all right here we go. ready ready so as soon as we're gonna. bounce. once. ready no that's that's the bounce when. she. oh I'm good at cheer sheing me I can't.

see sheing me I'm good at cheer someone. fix my glasses ready one two and three. this is I can't I can't see anything. we're really good with this okay ready. we're going to drop you to a basket all. right wait close your arms close your. arms ready one two. and she SL my eyeball me the face she SL. my eyeball.

no why did she drop so. fast what to mean k it's it's CU of. gravity basket you got like this no the. way you fell the way you fell like you. DED down like a you literally you were. like a missile you were like like the. way your body was pointed made you fall. her heavy gate no I'm saying that she. fell she saying gravity affects her a. lot never seen gravity work that hard.

that's not what I'm saying the way she. fell she like fell forward like she. didn't just drop it was crazy I've never. seen I'm pretty sure you just called her. heaviest prick but that's okay I've just. never seen anything move like that dude. we got to it was cool it will basket. toss me. okay no. Alex no I a basket sace no same thing we. just do whatever it's called no that. that's that's a extension to extension.

to. uh you know how to do it here we. go one bounce up. two so as soon as he steps in your hand. just kind. up are you going full extension just. straight. up me on level one me Lev level one okay. you already screwed up you already. screwed up.

get the bulk is working all right we're. gonna go one two down and up ready grab. this ready one. [Music]. two he's a big. man okay ready we're going to cradle you. now. [Music]. [Applause].

what happened. to where. go oh myed not to the Alex could care. less about I knew you guys weren't going. to qu on me I was trying you like kicked. me away I feel like I was actually a. pretty solid. flyer M stayed locked solid is. correct better than better than Kate's. fly you fell faster than the he do you. have.

saw I don't know I mean I just kind of. wanted to carry it yeah but where'd you. get it places what did Kate did you hear. what Harper said earlier cut Maverick. asked hey Harper do you ever get on. Reddit and she was like oh I only get on. Reddit when I want to watch how people. wait don't say say it. mind I was here I was waiting for when. it was going to hit her I was like is. she going to say it she was like wait. guys. comput. comput I was.

like wait people are going to ask like. what it was no just let them imagine no. they're going to take I like look a bad. thing it was funny it was something. funny it was something very very funny. almost life-threatening funny yeah it. was funny it's one of those things that. you know that funny but not funny so you. know no it was definitely not funny I. almost threw up yeah honestly wasn't. funny at all I almost threw up watching. it Hey so uh like what should we uh do. for my birthday uh should we talk been. trying to ask saw your neck what okay. was that too far all right fine welcome.

to the episode of saw what you know saw. the movie we're going to play that here. today oh okay saw what someone's finger. must. go and it's my birthday so I'm not doing. it we have a volunteer Gerald take my. sideway oh do Gerald do Gerald's burnt. um blunt. or what what what did you say he is a. burnt in his oh he does it looks like. jarald was smoking and got too close to. his mouth hey if you guys had to.

actually volunteer someone here to chop. off their finger who would everyone. volunteer besides me because it's my. birthday I would honestly volunteer. myself I think I could take it off yeah. I could do the tip of my finger oh no. whole finger like this not just chopped. off I mean. a absolutely miserable why are we. talking about this I don't think K could. do it cuz it's an episode of I mean k. it's not happening if it's if it's our. lives are in Kate's hands it's over it's. over if K had to sell her own finger had. to she we have to do it to ourselves.

yeah but if you can't do it we all die. so who would yall nominate because that. person can't back out I think it's me I. think oh my gosh watching saw his finger. okay what about me if it wasn't my. birthday. no what y i i just be like no no no. something just about math he's just like. he he like well we're going to do it. right here on the joint okay this will. be fine trying to go through his bone. he's like he's not going M has probably. already watched a YouTube video on the.

most top 10 ways toor top 10 way to cut. off your pinky number one chainsaw. number one plastic butter. knife s hours you will reach if you can. only pick one person to live on an. island with M would be the one you'd. probably want to take with really I. choose Bear Grills sorry who's that she. made out of us you don't know who Bear. Grills is out of the people you actually. he's like the ultimate surv gu he's. like props wait if you guys.

have Donald Trump coming over for dinner. uhhuh which one of us are you having. cook food for him me out of CA out of. cash and mouth out of everyone here. everyone to be for real Alex no Alex you. can't pick Alex Alex is a chef I mean. you can't pick Alex okay Alex is a chef. and I've never eaten anything you've. made that sounds rude welcome to. feminism what what. that okay so who who who you hav't cook.

what I think it's definitely you're. cooking for the president who's cooking. oh I'll cook and we're back because. Harper cooked something that wasn't so. nice I'm sorry I like let's just say. someone got cooked you that song came. out before Donald Trump was. President Donald. trumer song yeah M Miller whoever that. is yeah that song is good sorry sorry. sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry hold. on did you sorry what I'm sorry I'm.

sorry why are you sorry why did you just. say whoever that is like whoever you are. who I'm sorry is he like your dad or. something yeah look at this guy the. mighty dck Jersey why don't you go back. to 200 my idol um a little bit or like. Idol besides Miller was Ariana Grande's. like loss of her life wait you really. like Mac Miller I do my favorite song. name five Mac Miller songs spins oh oh. uh my favorite one spins ni7 name five.

no wait did Mac Miller write that I'm. going to sound so stupid the song I'm. going to pop some yeah you sound stupid. I know that song that's. mmore it sounds I'll be honest I don't. really know people wait what's the Mac. Miller song I don't know much about Mac. Miller s what's the song like uh one two. three. four on my door like let him in let him. in thater we got to go back to dinner. topic if it's a nice meal not me what do.

you mean I cook like three things you. make. steak that's one of my three things I'm. going to make cash you need like a nicer. steak for Donald do. it dude you know what wait I would cook. for him I would cook my one thing I know. how to cook it is a giant thing of. mashed potatoes it gets like this High. then you put dino nuggets all over it. and at the top you put gravy and it's a. volcano and then you put broccoli in the. the mashed potatoes to make trees listen. if it was any other president any other.

president besides Donald Trump I think. you they'd walk out but I think would. appreciate it I think he would he might. appreciate it dude no you know what's. also. funny what why are you listening to me. why are you on your phone Cas I'm. downloading Donald Trump that by MC. Miller what don't play that right now I. forgot how it goes I need to I think it. has a bunch of curse words in it I don't. yeah K just cuz you turn 22 doesn't mean. you're right I should listen to Taylor.

just just cuz you hey what were you. going to tell me um I don't know it's. cake time I'm kidding seriously this is. why my birthday is freaking cursed dude. it's not working dude it's actually. highly embarrassing you're trying to. light Gerald on fire but it's not even. working I was trying to your. microphone's upside down and away from. you can you please stop lighting J I. wasn't I was just taking his tag off for. him he got mad oh what she was trying to. make you out at the mic for like 5. minutes yeah she just like put her mic.

down she was like and you did look she's. like no y'all think I'm like this like. freaking mic like dictator no I just. when I watch the podcast and all I hear. is MAV and Harper. going first off you never watch the. podcast yes I do all the time it's true. he falls asleep listening to himself he. skips the parts though that everyone. else is talking and he just clicks to. when he's talking go I believe it I read. a lot of the comments too oh me too do.

you ever get hurt by them yeah oh I got. hurt by one I got some new gy motivation. this week Kate did get hurt by one man. oh my go it was bad it was so mean. somebody why people being mean to Kate. well apparently I'm just apparently I I. stood up I'm sorry I was no keep going. I'm sorry I was talking no apparently uh. well I I stood up when I was popping. Cash's pimple and his ear hole a couple. episodes ago and I was wearing leggings.

in a tight shirt and I was standing kind. of funny because you know I'm trying to. pop a pimple in someone's ear I'm sorry. you guys don't have great posture you. know I wasn't paying attention and then. uh someone posted the video on Tik Tok. and was like why does Kate Loki have a. gat and then all the comments were like. no she doesn't no she doesn't she has a. baby bump oh my gosh congrats on the new. baby no she doesn't she has a baby bump. and they were like all just like saying. I have a baby bump they were calling you. pregnant pregnant and flat okay flat are. you are you pregnant I'm not pregnant no. but you are flat no she's not flat I.

seen that I'm sorry okay all. right no I was just standing in like the. worst position and why youall commenting. about everybody like for real com about. my gach yeah H because I've been working. it out for quite some time now do you. know people be saying that you have a. baby bump I literally was on I literally. was on the stair M the other day I was. like man I want to quit and then I was. like wait people think I have a baby. bump I got to keep going and I went for. like like another 20 minutes I'll do it. for you I want to I'm going to look at.

that one go look at the video of. everyone saying I look. pregnant that's not a has a baby bump. wa that'll bring it up that'll bring it. up. probably yeah yeah so thank you for. making me my because when I typed it in. it put in her thing um her emojis it's. been I've actually the last couple of. months I've seen many people ask asking. if I'm pregnant and it all started back. in November when cash and I went to the.

pumpkin patch it's not there don't and I. took I took pumpkin pictures and I had a. little pumpkin in front of me cuz we. were at a pumpkin patch people use your. brains and they were like anyone notice. how Kate just keeps covering her stomach. we were at a pumpkin patch maybe it's Cy. self-conscious hey I got a good one out. of all the people in this room okay who. would you nominate if an alien came down. and he was like send me you're leader. Chase no no no absolutely not okay. he no I feel like nobody's ever going to. pick me for these things I feel like.

Harper I feel like Harper could connect. with an alien I sent you to talk to the. aliens thank you yeah because then if. you get like Zapped I be like oh frick I. ain't going out there har comes out. she's like hello. fellow. incinerated then I'm not going out that. was a Miss. incinerar what incinerar like the Pok. dinosaur what is it is incin or din no. you said it right. incinerated I thought you were laughing.

because I said the word wrong incin is a. a character in Smash Bros I don't know. what you're in incinerated that's what. you meant incinerated and then he said. that's what I said the first time he. said incin cuz he's stupid okay well uh. okay if between us five uhhuh if you had. to pick someone to I kiss myself sorry. they they chose myself what sorry what's. your question we you kiss yourself K. definitely the type of guy to kiss. himself every morning in the mirror be.

like you're so handsome wait me yes wait. what you say about me you're definitely. to my face huh you're definitely the. type of guy every morning to kiss. yourself in the mirror and be like. you're so. handsome wait what does m say do in the. morning when he rolls over and wakes up. you're so me get out of. bed actually actually every morning for. like the last two weeks he'll be like. hey it's 8: a.m. and I'm like yeah he's. like you said you wanted to go to the. gym and I'd like yeah I did say that and. do you mean it though we don't have to. go and I'm like okay I guess we don't.

have to. go you're lazy hey if you had to pick. one of us five uhhuh to be locked in a. box for the next 10 years oh gosh what. the which person you put in the Box wait. with with them we have to be in the box. with them dude yeah that sounds more fun. oh my gosh that's terrible none of yall. will choose me no no you can't be in. them y'all will choose your spouses yeah. that's what I'm saying so it can't be. that I don't think I was going to choose. Ma you have to CH someone to be locked. in the Box way how big is this box size.

some people take up more room in a. box is it is it some people have a baby. bump on them is the size. apparently well you're trying to put. three. people no it's the size of this room. it's like a good size box oh oh that's. not a box that's a that's a room yeah. but who are you going to lock in there. are you going to able to eat food no 10. years 10 years you have to pick someone. to just be locked inside the box with no. they're just locked in yeah see Harper. you said we weren't going to pick you. and here we are I'm picking you I think.

you could use some well you're the. youngest so like you're the most you. have more time left to live you know. could I have like every like 10 days. like a new item to play around with in. the Box yeah you can have jald this. isn't a Mr Beast challenge are you get. one item in the Box for the entire time. you have 10 seconds and it must be in. this room recording studio recording. studio no this room 10. camera you folded yeah camera not a TV a. TV you both folded what why wouldn't you. pick like C4 to blow your way out or.

something that's not in this room what. room does he even understand the game no. you wait did you say pick an item in. this room yes in 10 seconds go Oh in 10. seconds Cash's water bottle throw it out. the ball eight seven six you oh. frick oh yeah um I'm picking the iPad oh. iPads good oh my phone my phone oh well. that's going to be great when de I. thought about my phone yeah what about. char iPad is better than a phone you you. can like watch TV on the big screen you.

can read a book on the big screen yeah. but what about IP going to die so's your. phone it comes with a charger no it. doesn't it doesn't but if you pick me to. come with you I'll I'll choose a charger. does a Bo does the box come with does a. box come with a. charger wait oh I I might pick another. box to have twice the amount of space. what oh no it has to be like anybody. understands the game will we even get a. bed. no it's a box and you got to be. something from in this room hey wait.

wait wait listen the couch Harper I have. a question yes what weighs more 1,000 lb. of rocks or 1,000 lbs of. feathers. rocks y'all think so funny for that you. fell oh no no I know feathers because it. doesn't do. anything she really doesn't get it that. no idea you don't get it feathers cuz it. doesn't weigh anything Harper no what. weighs more a th000 lb of rocks or 1,000. lb of.

feathers now that I got that one WR. feathers no you yo the audience doesn't. even get it soone gets it literally. everyone with s Harper right now gets. that K gets it right yeah what is it. then Harper really listen to homeboy's. question here what weighs more. 1,000 pounds of rocks or or 1,000. pounds of feathers okay so a th000.

pounds of rocks yeah that's a lot of. rocks that's a lot of rocks I mean so. might would say a th000 pounds. worth it's be pretty heavy it's going to. weigh like 1,000 lb yeah now how much. would the th000 PBS of feathers weigh oh. they both we the same yeah wow okay wow. I mean you should go to Harvard okay wow. okay okay I got another one for you okay. 1,000 lbs of rocks okay or 1,000 lb of. feathers obviously like compressed into. like a a cardboard box or something okay.

1,000 PB of rocks in a box or th000 PB. of feathers in a box which one hits the. ground first inside of a vacuum chamber. actually no outside of a vacuum chamber. nobody knows knows dropping out of a. plane sorry dropping out of a plane. which one hits the ground first how big. are the. boxes it doesn't matter the same size. box the same size box and they both had. the same exact weight in it so it they. would hit the ground on the same okay. yeah she inside of. if you drop ack and feather at the same. time which one HS the a vacuum chamber.

this is boring place where they suck all. the air out yeah I'm I'm starting to. selling National Geographic and I'm not. here if you drop a rock and a feather at. the same time they would hit the ground. at the same time inside the rock is. going to hit the ground first because it. has more Mass nope Mass has nothing to. do with it Mass actually has everything. to do with everything npe you drop a PNY. a book no no let me tell you something. if you drop me yep and and a uh a penny. off the Eiffel Tower they H the ground. at the same.

time hold on let's drop a penny and C. there look it up all right we'll take. this watch and we'll take this watch. okay ready here we go ready ready here. we. go is that a chicken nugget yes anybody. got anybody want to put their votes in. no after seeing the demonstration I I I. change I agree with M use anything that. floats in the like floats you said. chicken and use. Gerald yeah I don't think you should use.

the water bottle either yeah all right. jald will hit the ground first same time. I think they're both going to hit the. same time same time I think jal's. hitting first. go the you definitely dropped you guys. were all wrong dang it he got us can't. believe if you guys fell for that one I. did F right if we dropped like cash from. the ceiling and Harbor from the ceiling. we would same time no I'm not dropping. because I'm grabbing the ceiling okay. okay well if you didn't grab the ceiling. I'm glad you outsmarted us cash yeah.

what um what's it called if you ever. drop a penny from the Eiffel Tower or. something somebody standing under it it. feels like a gunshot to the head and you. would die no that you would not die okay. well it feels like a gunshot to the head. so no it. doesn't M why well I've just I've. watched a whole documentary on. this why you're arguing with her for no. reason it's just like it looks like. bullying really yeah I'm sorry if I no. no no I if you drop a penny yeah from.

the sky doesn't kill you well it could. hurt you you know what a gunshot to the. head feels like okay yeah NOS you but a. penny dropping from a high amount or. it's like Spit It Feels Like a Rock H in. your head if you spit from like a Eiffel. Tower and it I'm sorry I can't I got to. use the bathroom I knew it I literally. knew it the way he was like jittery I. don't spit he was like this he has to. pee when he get just feel like a r if. you spit like a a big amount SP how high. do you think rain falls from a very high.

but listen the rain can fall from any. part I guess yeah yeah and does it feel. like a rock hitting you no if it's a big. rain drop does it feel like you're out. there getting stoned and. just sometimes that would be crazy. sometimes there is rain that like pelts. your head and you if it's ice rain like. like the when you know when you're uh. you're tubing and the water is Harper. are you excited for now that you can. drive and you have a nice cute Bronco. that the hail is going to come in and. Dent it all up no my Bronco is not going.

to get dented cuz it has a hard top. duh okay I wouldn't talk to her anymore. anyways oh no no wait wa wait wait wait. you're telling me that the hood of her. car couldn't get dented no it it could. obviously oh yeah the hood yeah but no. if when you're tubing you know the dart. feeling when you open your eye and it oh. I don't tube when you did I don't oh. okay um so you didn't have a childhood. no I no Kate's done it a cou and I I'm. like okay I'm done well um that's fun.

too um it's fun to watch sometimes I. thought you enjoyed it this past summer. no it actually was fun I just want I you. know what I don't like is when you've. been out there all day and you got a. headache and you're nauseous and you're. and you're tired and you just they're. like come on let's go one more time and. you're like I don't know about it and. they're like get out there and you're. like okay I never get sick of that and. then you're tubing and then you're like. and you're just been you're dying that's. what I don't like I love that feeling so. I stop it's like honestly like it's like. you're on drugs but you're not you know. like it just feels so nice yeah too bad.

we won't have a summer no summer guess. we will cook nope we're gone all summer. sorry film during the week tour during. the weekends no fun well those are all. fun things it is actually a fun thing. you'll be you'll still have a summer. Teri you're going to have a summer I was. kidding you knew that I literally told. you so many times that you're going to. have a summer I know but you're saying. that we're filming what come here. okay I his pants no shot he's about to. make you go wipe him it happens.

sometimes that's disgusting are we. actually going to have a summer a little. bit har you're going to have the best. summer ever yeah I know but besides. going all over the place I know but like. besides doing that like how much alone. time will I have what do you mean like. alone time well you'll get to go to. sleep at night time well yeah but like. home time you'll have lot of Mond Monday. through Thursday you'll be home but you. said we're filming we are going to film. yeah not every single day almost every. single day well no it'll be similar to.

how it is now it's going to be just like. it is now yeah so like every single day. no like twice a week you're over here. about twice a. week. huh what's wrong do you not wait wait do. you not like filming here no I do it's. fun oh yeah it's amazing fun man no no. well in the summertime you can bring. your friends yes well they never want to. come anymore oh why cuz they say it's. boring oh well probably cuz they're just. sitting they're sitting they like I. don't want to come anymore I was like. okay it's basically like they're here.

but they're not allowed to participate. in the conversation we're like yeah shut. up yes don't worry oh please I got it. all under. control. what no what just happened there was an. incident what do you mean there was an. incident don't worry M it's all figured. out now well no I I'm a little worried. hey can you put Gerald back up here so. we have a little something Happ you know. when you're when you're tubing and the. water hits your eyes super hard you're. still thinking about that cuz cuz you.

got fighting on me on night but you know. when. you're I mean this is just fantastic. dude on your birthday seriously on my. birthday no you mean woman's day you. mean what yeah how come you're born. during National Women's month really. that's very selfish of you let me tell. you something we have a month to. ourselves and you choose to be born. during let me tell you something let me. tell you something okay tell me. something okay you know when you're. tubing yes and water hits your eyes hard. yes that's the exact same feeling it's. like a rock hitting you right yes yes.

when you spit from the Eiffel Tower and. somebody sitting under you and you spit. all the way down there and it hits your. head it's it's like a rock hits you okay. we can experiment here I can spit on you. right now no what and then I'll go up. there and I'll spit on you no no and. it'll feel the same no spit on Maverick. okay I'm so sorry y'all I've been trying. to fix this for like a minute straight I. can't it won't stay okay listen nobody. explain her that it would feel like a. raindrop not a rock yeah just like a. raindrop why doesn't a raindrop hurt you.

okay why doesn't a raindrop hurt you. because it because God made it not to. hurt you what that don't even make no. sense it does let me think I think you. got candy give me candy no I'm putting. my lip gloss on no I heard rappers give. me c no my my lip gloss got candy no. it's not casat no no no it's not candy. what is that what is this well if you. must know it's a tampon why is it why is. it so skinny that's what I thought it. was what a I can't believe I just.

touched that why are you actually why. are you grab. tampons why I did that don't ever grab. someone's tampons no never again. audacity and during women's months too. you are an Abomination I know why I'm. grabing Tamp women's I feel like I need. to go bleach your hand yeah why are you. acting like that it's youram ah get away. from me it's in a rapper got woman no. seriously I don't want it near me don't. get that near him please raap I have to. hang out with him later get away no. seriously I don't like that wait why.

seriously why you acting like you're. scared of it no I don't like them what I. don't open opening it is crazy open that. looks is that a I'm going to. gag wait is he being for real right. now are you being for real sunglasses I. need protection are you being so serious. right now look at him don't look at it. don't look close your eyes CL your eyes. don't really want to dude hand it over. wait why are you acting like this oh I. don't like looking at it look look at me.

look at me look at me why did you do. that be so serious right now what are. you guys actually afraid of tampons Kate. no we just wanted to go touch it we just. wanted to stay over there are all guys. like this it's just weird I don't know. Alex come here yeah see he doesn't want. to come here either yeah when you go. your whole life without ever having to. touch one of those or seeing one of. those you just don't really want to well. first why are you acting like that we. know where that thing's been no it's do. it was literally packaged up in the.

wrapper not if it was recycled uh I. would Rec it's all recycled or I hope. it's not recycled I've actually never. seen a tampon up close like that what I. take a closer look if you put it in. water it um expand crazy like it either. wait it expands here wait yeah can I. show yeah no no need I kind don't want. to touch it anymore see it's not find a. touch well well why are you guys are. guys actually afraid of tampons yes all.

of them yes tampons are not good for the. male species to see ah get it. [Applause]. away look hey yes you should go shower I. probably why are you acting like that. it's literally stick it in his ear it's. a piece of stick in his ear how do you. guys get that back in the tube have you. ever seen a cotton ball wait how. did nothing's confusing me right now now. have you ever seen a cotton ball yeah. and I hate it when they did is try to. put that in my mouth have you ever seen.

like a Q-tip M you use Q-tips every day. that's the same thing but you stick it. up somewhere else oh my okay yeah I know. what you do with it so oh gosh no no Ser. that I made your ear wait why can you. please tell me why you're afraid of it. because it's not it's clean it's not. visual that's why I'm afraid of it yes I. don't gosh I want to it's really not die. right now okay I'm moving back over here. why are you acting it's not literally. what why are you talking to me look at.

Maverick and Alex too look at look at. him stop it I. don't like it's a shot like a doctor. shot and then you you guys are being. such babies what do you mean you shoot. it no like like if you want to you can. shoot it with your thumb into your ears. it's like a I would not put something. that's been where that thing's been in. my ear I would never do that a plastic. wer yeah you're telling me you don't. reuse that thing why would I reuse that. thing I mean you you get a new one every. time they expand when you go in I don't.

need to know any more details seriously. yes you do new one every time that seems. like a big I don't need to know any of. this can we move on top there are more. like eco-friendly options e what does. that even mean oh gosh and then this is. what happens inside of your uh why oh. gosh no no har please put it. away please put it away it's kind of. shaped like a stingray I know oh gosh. it's so nasty why why are you why are.

you can you stop asking why you're like. little boys imagine this Kate. imagine oh MAV it's on you it's. contaminated. now it's not funny. oh imagine you've never seen toilet. paper yeah okay imagine you know what I. do with toilet paper yeah you know now. imagine you never seen it in your life. okay wouldn't you be a little weirded. out by toilet paper no no not if it's.

clean yes you would you be like I know. what that y'all have seen a tampon. before like there's no way from afar I. don't get up close and personal dude. look at this thing oh I'm surprised you. even touching the aftermath oh the. aftermath you just throw that part away. you yep that's I chew on it no oh wait. before anything though no no no I'm. sorry wait no no no. what is she saying what is she saying. seriously what is she saying I don't.

like this um uh I won't say that again. um yeah yeah you. shouldn't all right please someone's. robbing our house right now so we're. going to any reason he's looking for any. excuse to end this episode yeah no. seriously oh no Jesus is returning we. must. go in the episode.