Acne Is Ruining My Life…

I feel like y'all shouldn't wear makeup. I feel like genuinely that makes your. skin worse. It does actually. When I. take my makeup off at night, my skin. will like literally be bleeding because. of it. My legs let me down. Oh my gosh, what is happening? We are at the gas. station afterwards and this lady comes. up to me fake crying. She's like, "That's messed up. Can you guys give me. a ride to this place or whatever?" And I. was like, "Uh, where do you need to go?". And she shows me the address. And I pull. up the address. It is in the middle of. nowhere. Have you ever almost been.

kidnapped? Oh, I mean, yeah, I have. What? Tell us. It's official. We're going on a world. tour, guys. We are going on tour. May 7th is. when the tickets are going on sale. This. is going to be absolutely crazy. We are. going to five countries, 30 cities. It's. going to be insane. So, make sure to set. your calendars. May 7th, baby.

Yo guys, what's up? We're back with. another episode and I beat you to the. intro. Oh yeah. Well uh we're back with. another episode of this the funniest. podcast in the world. So you should. subscribe. Wait, I thought I said it's. the funniest podcast in the world and. you said that was a stupid saying. What? Uh what the is there KG? What are you K? No way. K. Why? What? Oh, that doesn't look right. I think you are. beyond surprise. You are beyond. pregnant. She looks like an alien. That. is literally what? There's nothing. happening. Why does it look like a baby?

Why does it look like a baby under. there? No, it's not a baby. Kate, do you. have a baby under there? I'm not going. to lie. Whatever that is, it stinks. What the Oh, she don't stink. It's. honey. Oh, wow. We didn't see that. coming. Is she shaking? She likes She. likes being in her carrier. I don't. think she does, actually. Actually, wait, does she actually though? Honey is. so ugly. She likes being nice. Kate, what are you doing to that poor dog? She. likes it. Oh, her her legs. I feel like.

she looks like she's She's shaking. She's shaking. I don't know if it is. good for her spine. Shaking with. excitement. Is that what you said? I'll. take you out of it. Stella shakes with. excitement. Stella does. But honey, she's old. A poor doggy. Why'd you buy. that, Kate? I thought she'd like it. Poor honey. What? Honey, I thought she. eye boogers. I thought she'd like being. close to me. You're not that close. She. wants to be that close. You like being. close to me. How would you feel if I put. you in a baby carrier in front of me? I.

think Kay would actually probably really. like that. Let's Hold on. Let me see. that thing. What? Give me that. The dog. get stuck on her leg. Careful. Oh, she's. making noises. Can I fit in that? That's. what I was going to say. Say, can. someone fit in this? There's no way, man. That dog is ugly. My legs are My. legs might Your legs have to go in. there. And this Parker fits in that. That is. crazy. My legs are going to get. uncirculated. But who cares? I think. that's the wrong hole. Yeah. Yeah. What. goes in this hole? My arms.

Just like honey. I don't think it's. going to work. That's not working. Not working. Okay. Ow. Yeah, you're right. Maybe I should. try. Oh, what? Yeah, that'll work. Can. you actually try? When did you buy that? You had it. My lip balm. Lip balm. Thanks, Skinny. I got a new lip balm. Honey, are you sitting on it? Can you. please? All right, M. Put it on. Oh gosh. Here.

we go. Okay. No, you have to put it on. the front. You have to You have to put. it on the front of your stomach. Nose. dive into the floor. Yeah, the front, not the back. All right, here we go. No, do it the other way. This is wrong. Nope. This is the way it goes. [Music]. You're a little baby. My legs. Let me. down. Let me down. I can't.

Oh my gosh. What is happening? Hold on. I'm going to take you off set. Why did you hold on to me? What do you mean? We were strapped. together. You were holding me with your. hand and you knew what you were doing, ma'am. I was going to face my hand. No. Run that back. He grabbed my pocket with. his hand. I let go. I was going to die. They were.

running in silence. Oh my gosh. You're. going to kill Harper. I was terrified. They were running in silence for a good. 5 seconds. Yeah. Why was that? Why was. that in We were silent. We were. just and Cash is like leaning forward. and backward. Oh well, this is stupid. What a Tik Tok. shop get you. Why'd you buy this? No, I. I looked for it on Amazon. You went. searching for this on the internet and. they broke it. Look at her dog. It just.

sits there. It's I I I've determined her. dog is like a Minecraft dog. It's like. just wherever you put it, it just kind. of stay. Yeah. When you make it sit, it. can't move. She's actually a really. happy dog. She starts shaking though. I. was like laying with her earlier and she. was like, "She's just Twinky." I feel. like Stella needs to be featured so. everyone can see her little leg. Yeah. Wait, what? No one cares. Stella like. sprained her ankle. Wait, see it? No, she sprained her ankle. She was. bleeding. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure she. stepped on a thorn. There's thorns out. at our new property. Does she have like.

a cast this long? No, she's just. limping. Can I see the balcony? I didn't. ask. Oh, no. Honey, don't jump off the. balcony. Not again. Not again. Honey likes to jump off the. balcony in her spare time. Yeah, she's. been trying to end herself. Look at. that. Look at this sweet girl. Kate, you. buzzed the poor thing and now she's ugly. and she's self-conscious. Throw up a. picture of what Honey used to look like. and honey now. Yeah, Kate literally got.

the thing a buzz cut on her head. Honey. Oh, hi. Hi, buddy. I'm not going to lie. Look at. it. Poor little chicken legs. I replace you with my Dr. Pepper. Hold. on. Hold on. All right. Why do you have. a air tag on her if she can't run fast. enough to if you can't lose her? She. She's a runner. She's She's quick. She. is a track star. When you when she like. gets out into the wilderness, she'll. just take off. Yeah. Like when we were. out when we took her out to the land the.

other day and we waited till it got dark. to to to return her to the crate. It was. a bad idea. She ran away from us. She. was just a Well, no. Oh, the thing was. she's like it's dark so you can't see. her. That's reminding me of that one. time where I I wasn't there but Kate and. Cash they were they thought Tony was. running behind them but it was just each. other. Oh yeah. Oh no. When I was. chasing Kate through the woods Yeah. No. Wait, what? Kate said no. I love that story. That's so funny. That.

was like the hardest time I ever laughed. on the podcast where you you're like. Yeah. I'm just I'll tell real quick. again for the people that haven't heard. it, but Kate was walking through the. woods one time and it was pitch blackout. and I was like, I'm gonna scare her. So, I took off running after her. I didn't. scream nothing. I I just ran after her. Didn't I wasn't like, ah. I was just. running and she heard me behind her. running and she just takes off running. and all she said was no. And she just. sprints off running through the woods. Silently running through the wood. Yes. We're both silently running and she's.

running for her life. And she she she. still was carrying everything she was. carrying. She had like a tent with her. and everything and she was still running. through the woods with it. She wouldn't. drop it. And then when I caught up to. her cuz she wasn't that fast even when. she was running for her life. I caught. up to her and I was like why didn't you. drop everything? She's like I don't. know. I just panicked. Wait, did did he. end up grabbing her? And she was like, "No." No. I think she kind of gave up. and accepted that she was going to die. Cuz like to right when I caught up to. her, she like turned around. She was. like, "You just let it happen." Yeah.

Oh, I think I started hoping that if he. was attacking me, I'd just fight back. If you were to tell me two years ago. that we would be going on a world tour, I would say that you are insane. I mean, this is. crazy. I'm talking 30 cities, five. countries, thousands of fans. I'm so. nervous.

Why is this emotional? Dude, these tickets are literally going. to sell so quick. I don't think that's happening anytime. Somewhere out running him. I was out of. the cards. Okay. If someone ever attacks. you, just let them like get you and you. take your fingers and poke them right in.

between their eyes. Yeah. And then you. kick them in their legs. Yeah. Never go. to the second location, too. Just in the. corner of their eyes because if you. press hard enough, it'll pop their. eyeballs out of socket. There's this one. thing. Oh, it'll pop their eyeballs out. Yeah. If you do that and you press hard. enough, it'll pop their eyes. Or you. like that guy on TikTok. You can scoop. your eyes out with spoons. Ew. Let's not. talk about that. That's scary. Um, but. what I was going to say was I've been. seeing this edit on Tik Tok like a year. ago. I saw it and it says Maverick was. like, "Harper, I didn't think you would.

make it, but like it's time for you to. spread your wings." Have you ever said. that or was that AI? Cuz I don't know. how like um I say a lot of stupid quotes. like that so. cuz he said her think you're going to. make it, but like it's time to spread. your wings. What the I guess that sounds. sounds like something M would say. But. seriously guys, if you're ever getting. chased or kidnapped or running from. someone or viding, never go to the. second location. Even if they have a gun. or whatever they have, it's better to. risk it all right there than go to the.

second location statistically. What do. you mean second location? Yeah, the. second location. Uh, does that mean All. right. Yeah. What do you mean run from. them or Oh my gosh, the second location. Everyone knows the No. What are you. talking about? What are you talking. about? You guys have never heard of the. second location? No. Oh my gosh. You. don't even know the second of the. bathroom. Don't go to the kitchen. He. knows what the second location is. You. guys never heard never go to the second. location. No. Well, you girls have never. been told that. Say about seven letter. words or like when you were a kid. Nothing. No. The second location. This.

is crazy. Yes. If somebody's trying to. kidnap you, you never go to the second. location. Okay. We heard you riddle. So, oh, are you saying after they kidnap. you? Like, just don't. Yeah. This isn't. a hard thing to understand. It's like. they kidnap you and then just don't go. to the second location. No, you always. fight as much as you can. Like people. will like kidnap someone, right? And. they'll have like a gun or a knife and. they'll be like get in the car. Wait, but don't go to the second location. Yeah. So people will like be like have a. gun or a knife and they'll be like get. in the car and people just be like, "Okay, okay." And they'll get in the. car. But statistically, your odds are.

higher to just run right then or fight. right then or whatever and hope they. don't shoot you or stab you. And because. once you get to the second location, your odds go drastically. Would that be. the first location? No. Once if they. take you in the car and you have to go. to a second location and they drive you. somewhere, your odds go drastically. down. And let me tell you, it's never. something fun they have planned at the. second location. What? Cash and I almost. ended up at the second location. I can't. imagine what remember. Wait, hold up. First of all, you just We can't talk.

about this story. Why? Wait, is this the. story? I think you're talking about. collectively together you on a park. bench. What? Never mind. We told that. story. No, we haven't. Yes, we have. one. of like our first episodes. Wait, why. can't I Wait. Anyways, okay. What were. you saying? Oh, the second location. Me. and Cash almost ended up at the second. location. If we would have given that. woman a ride to the to the convenience. store in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma. Oh, yeah. That lady was. sketchy. Did we ever tell you guys that? No. Yeah. On our first date. Mine and. Kate's technical first date after we had.

started dating. After we talked for. years, our technical first date, we went. to the arcade and then we were at the. gas in Oklahoma. Yeah. In Tulsa. Yeah. What's funny about that? It's just so. cute. You made her drive three hours. north just to take her an extra hour. north to go to the arcade and told I. drove and picked her up. He did drive. back. He drove all the way down and. brought her all the way back up. That is. correct. When there's like 20 million. arcades in Dallas. Well, no. We drove up. from a graduate. You're getting off.

topic. Okay. We were at the arcade in. Dallas or Tulsa. And then we are at the. gas station afterwards and this lady. comes up to me fake crying. I mean. clearly clearly as day fake crying. She's like that's messed up. And I'm. like what? And she's like And it's like. the fakest cry I've ever seen in my. life. No tears, nothing. And she's like. hey she's like can you guys give me a. ride uh to this place or whatever? I. just need a ride. And we were like I was.

like, "Uh, you seem sketchy." And you. said that's her face. No, but I was. thinking it and I was like, "Uh, where. do you need to go?" And she shows me the. address and I pull up the address and it. is it is in the middle of nowhere. I. mean, not a house in sight, nothing. It. was a convenience store. It was like. this little convenience store and I. looked up and the convenience store is. closed and it's just this little tiny. dot in the road. And I was like, "Why do. you need to go there?" She's like, "I'm. just meeting some people there." I was.

like, "Who are you meeting in the middle. of nowhere at a closed gas station?". What? And then I was like, "Okay, I'm. not giving you a ride cuz you sketchy as. freak, but I'll order you an Uber." And. she was like, "No, it's my mom." No, it's Pab. She was like, "Oh, okay. Okay." And she says, "I'm just going to. go use the bathroom real quick." And I. was like, "Okay." So, she goes into the. gas station and uses the bathroom and. never comes out. The Uber guy gets there. and I'm like, "What?" And I'm like, "The.

Uber got there and she was still. inside." Yeah. And I was like, "That's. insane." I was like, "Kate, go into the. bathroom and see if she's like using the. bathroom or something." So Kate walked. into the bathroom to see if she's in. there. Kate's like, "She's not in. there." I was like, "Okay." Well, so I. just cancelled the Uber. I was like, "I. don't know, man." He She left. And then. we drive out of the gas station and we. pull around to the other side and she's. on the other side of the gas station. fake crying to another person. Oh my. gosh. You should have stopped and told. them. Yeah. They probably got cooked. Yeah. No, we you never know what. happened to them. No, I don't know what. it was, but then we looked it up and.

it's a pretty famous thing. Like they. like fake cry try to get you drive to a. location and they drive you to the. middle of nowhere and then boom, they. kidnap you or kill you. Have you ever. almost been kidnapped? No, it wasn't. that. Oh, I mean, yeah, I have. What? Tell us. Oh, what I was thinking was the. butterfly effect. What is that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do y'all know that? Mhm. The. butterfly effect. Are you sure you know. what it is? Uh, what is it? No, Matt. doesn't. You can explain it to him. Uh, it's where like what if we never started. the podcast? What would our lives be. right now? Yeah. What if you never What. if you never met Kinsey? You didn't go. out dancing that one night and you never.

met Kenzie. Like just think really hard. into it. That's really What if you never. sort of Does it bother you, Kinsey, to. think one night I went out looking for. girls and you were one of those girls? Oh, wow. Why would you say that? Um, you've told me multiple times that you. didn't get any of the other girls. numbers that night. So, unless that was. a lie. Yeah, they all rejected, you. know. Well, anyways guys, you guys should make. sure you get your tickets on May 7th. because it is official. Our tour tickets. are going on sale May 7th.

Our very first worldwide tour. We're. going to four countries. Wait, what? LOL. Podcast is going worldwide. Sorry. We're going to five countries. I always. forget. I always forget. Ireland is a. country. Five countries. 30. Are we. going to Canada? We're going to US, Canada, Ireland. I don't think we're. going to Canada. Yes, we are. We're. doing Toronto. Okay. I thought we canled. Toronto. Hello. The big T. Yeah, Toronto. Wow. I told you how much this. guy put into selecting tour dates. Yeah. And Australia. It's like 30 something.

cities or something like that. Make sure. you guys go get your tickets. I'm so. excited for London. I'm so excited for. London, Australia, Ireland. Yeah, I just. said Canada and America. I just said. Anyways, guys, tickets are going on sale. May 7th. So, make sure on May 7th you're. nice and ready. Hey, if you guys want to. meet us, go to the Eiffel Tower. What? What the I don't know when we'll be. there, but if you keep going, I'm sure. we'll be there at some point. Maybe stay. there for long enough, we might show up. Are we going to Oregon? If we're not. going to your country, I need to look.

Uh, comment down below or your city. Comment down below. Maybe we'll go there. one day. We can add dates. Maybe. But. we're going to be on tour for literally. like a year. Like like Yeah, a year. We're going to start in June and then. we're going to tour the US, the whole. country all the way until November. June, July, August, December, October. and head overseas. We're gonna get in a. plane and fly away overseas. Yes. And. guys, this tour we've been we've been. planning this tour for so long. And.

also, we've only done two shows before. this. So, we're about to go from two. shows to like 30 shows. And our first. shows are going to be in Florida. Bet. Yeah. Miami and Tampa/O Orlando. We'll. see. Wait, what's the What's a count for. the people? I don't know. Like the venue. caps. Yeah. Uh there's not many tickets. at I don't know. I think there's only. like 2,000 tickets a showish somewhere. around there. Yeah. So, not a lot of. tickets. If we're going to be in a city. near you, you better grab them quick.

The last show, well, let's see. The. Dallas show sold out in 24 hours. That. was like 700 tickets. New York show sold. out in like a week, and that was 2,200. tickets. in the New York show and stuff. and all that. We never promoted that we. were actually going on sale. Like right. now we're telling you guys pre time. before they sell out. Like I know you. want to show us like come on. Every. other time we have done a show. We've. literally just randomly been like hey. we're coming to show get your tickets if. you want. This time we are. pre-announcing it. So they might sell. very very fast. So be ready. May 7th.

tickets are on sale. Dude, can you can. you even like imagine Maddx Baxton sold. out all of his shows? That's so good. All of them. Congratulations. Yeah, he posted on his Snapchat story. like a photo of himself when he was. little. He's like, "This little guy. would little does he know he's going to. sell out all these shows and I was like. keeping up with him." No, no, no. I was. just No, no, no. I was just I was just. looking at his uh the stories on. Snapchat and uh it just popped up, right? Um and we've sold out we've sold. out our two shows, so maybe we could try.

to something bigger. We can try for. something like What city are you guys. most excited to go to? Probably Florida. Really? We're going overseas, too. I'm. going overseas. Yeah. I don't really You. go. You can you like go to for You've. been to Florida. I know. I just like the. waves. And Australia. Think about that. Australia, UK, Ireland. Uh I'm going to. wear a skirt on stage. I'm going to do. it. It It's called a kilt. Yeah. I'm I'm. going to wear the kilt. That's what I'm. going to wear it on Ireland. I just like. don't want to think about going back to. Canada. I'm telling you, I am. We're.

going back to Canada. We're going to. Toronto, though. It's like the other. side of Canada that you went to. Canada. could be fun. I'm excited to go to. Canada. But every day I would wake up, go film, go to bed. You have to. memorize. My mom would be like, "Memorize the script." And then I'll be. like, "All right." Like, don't make her. sound like that. Your mom does not talk. like that. Okay. Yeah. She was more like. without your mom, I think you'd be a. train wreck. I was probably more like, "I'm not memorizing the script." But and. then your mom was like, "Honey, it's. really important. You're on a movie. set." And you were like, "No, shut up.". Is that how it went? Yes. But no.

Harper, do you think life would be so. hard without your mom? You would be I. always think about it like anytime I'm. like I do not like my mom. Um I just. think about how life would be without. her cuz like oh my gosh I would have. been a disaster in high school. She she. does everything for me. Like she she. reminds me to take my medicine in the. morning. She reminds me to do blah blah. blah and all this. And if I didn't have. her, then I would not be like where I am. today. My mama still does everything for.

me. She even pays my taxes. What? Yeah. Like my mom does all my taxes for. me, like with my my money, of course, but like she like does it all and my. dad, but like it's just crazy. I don't. know how to do that stuff. You should. tell her thank you. I will. And you. should probably tell me thank you. I. mean, honestly, yeah. Thank y'all for. like making me who I am. I don't know. But I feel like I hope you've had some. impact on your life that I could be. thanked for. I can think about it. Um, but he's really built up your immune. system if you think about it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you probably can like withstand. any disease now. Yeah. Is that a thing? Building up an. immune system for I don't think that's a. thing. That's why people who like guard. their babies with their entire life. I'm. like, "No, they need to eat dirt." Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I would love to see. you, Kenzie, when I'm holding your baby. and I'm letting it do nasty things. Let's see if you let your baby eat dirt. nasty things. Like when I'm holding that.

baby and uh for instance, it's a sucker. just dropped on the dirt and I give it. back to it. You be okay with that? I. mean, why? That's just that's just. weird. You just said let the baby eat. dirt. At least try to dust it off. She. said let it eat dirt. I'd say try to. dust it off. Super cute picture of me. when I was young girls and I'm in a like. just a pile of mud. Yeah. I feel like if. a baby eating it, it's fine. Unless it's. a battery. Do you think the baby would. dust it off itself? A little. one-year-old just think.

No, just just I feel like I would have a. baby. Dude, if Kate if you could go back. in time, Kate would do that. She'd be. like pull out a rag. I can't. I feel like any baby like would. know like if there's brown stuff on. their lollipop, maybe like dust it off. or something. Wouldn't that be the. coolest thing if we could go back in. time and all of us just were like our. babies right here? What we'd all be. doing? We need a baby episode. Like we. need to hire kids to come sit in as Hey, do you want to be traumatized? Can we.

please I said that without thinking. What are you going to traumatize me. with? Well, I can't show the audience. cuz I'll probably take it off YouTube. Wait, wait, no. Don't show it. Oh, is it. a deer? Is it a Is it Yeah. Let me see. I saw I saw the antlers. Is it dead? Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, I'd rather Yeah, it's dead. One time. One time their dad. I got him a Christmas gift and I'm not. going to go into detail but I thought it. was you know just a normal like knife. you know and obviously okay this may be. controversial but we live in the south.

and. people people hunt kill and eat deer. okay and cows and cow yeah no you eat. cow too if you if you're not a. vegetarian I hunt them yeah so uh I I. was like you know what I'll hear a story. about cows in a minute keep going my. father-in-law he likes he likes likes to. hunt deer. He likes to shoot deer, drink. beer. So, well, he doesn't. Kate, you're. going in circles with the story here. And he doesn't even drink beer. No, he. doesn't. But he he did have a margarita. one time. Can you tell the story?

No. So, um anyways, he I was like, you. know what? I'll get him a nice little a. knife for when he's hunting because I. know when you kill a deer, you got to. use a knife also. He sent me a picture. of something that he did with that knife. to the deer and I was traumatized. I did. not know this was part of hunting and I. am never going hunting ever because of. this. I'm glad you enjoyed your knife, James. Look how cute I was. A little. little baby. Yeah. So, well, I one time.

got a Well, I can't got a BB gun for my. birthday. Oh, my gosh. When every kid. does that. Rest in peace to every bird. No, not birthday. It was a pink BB gun. How many birds did you kill? No, my mom. had to hide it from me for reasons. Um, what were you What were you doing with. your BB gun? Threatening people. Our friends come over. I will shoot. Get. on the ground. Get on the ground. I. remember one of them. Get in the ground. My friends came over and they we got in. like a big fight and I like I was like, "Come in the garage." And then Harper.

got in a fight with her bridge. She's. like, "I'm going to go get my gun." Oh. my god. She's just over there. She's. like, "Pick up my sucker now. Dust it. off.". And I remember pouring the little metal. beads in there and then and then I like. I like cranked it. And then my mom came. and she's like, "What are you doing?". And you're just sitting there just like. pumping it up like nothing. And my. friend was like, "Please don't shoot. me." Nothing makes you feel more unsto. Nothing makes you feel more unstoppable. as a child than when you have a BB gun.

It's just like I can kill things. I'll. just shoot. Yeah. Everyone should obey. me now. I finally got some respect. around here. You know those little guns. with like the paper strips and you pull. it back and shoot the um trigger and the. metal just hits the paper strip and it. makes it smoke. Yeah, sure. What in the. world did you just say? Yeah, but I. didn't. You don't remember those? What? They're called like caps or something. Something like a cap gun. Yeah, CF gun.

where it's like those little like Smith. like those like cowboy guns that like. shoot smoke at the end. Oh, I'd love. those. My little brother had one of. those or multiple of them and he was. like yay tall just running around in his. little diaper looking cute with his. guns. But these guns are like metal. They look like real guns. And when he. would run out of the little paper that. made the noise in the smoke, he would. just run around and hit you and he'd be. like, "Pow, hit you in the head with a metal. gun and it's like gone.". And you couldn't get mad at him cuz he's.

just like a little chunky little thing. That's crazy. You That's literally. called pistol whip. He was pistol. whipping you just Oh my gosh. What was. your story about cows? Oh, my story. about cows. Wait, also before that. Oh. Uh, okay. What's that lip product. called? You just asked about my cows. Wow. Well, since you asked, it's the. Prim Primally Pure lip oil. Where do you. get it from? The website. You want to.

try it? Are you sure? Yeah. Thank you. It's uh Yeah. No, Primly Pure. This is. not sponsored at all, but I love their. products so much. It's like just like. clean beauty. So, if you guys want to. sponsor me, like I use it. I love it so. much. Yeah. Anyways, what about your. cows? Oh, I was just wondering like. we've talked about it before like the. first humans to drink cow milk. Yeah, that was probably weird. But what I. never thought about until I saw this on. Tik Tok really is how many animals did.

they try before they got to cows? What do you mean? Like were they trying. like everything? Everything like a dog. and they're like, "No, this sucks. Let's. try another one." What? To milk it? Yeah. Well, not exactly. Many animals. make milk mav. Yes, they do. But how. would they know to pull on their utters? Yeah, not every animal has utters, mav. They were probably like, I just got to. know what this lot of animals have. utters. Cash. I mean, if you look hard. enough, they might. Yes, they do. We. can't go back into this. Well, I guess.

ducks hatch, huh? What? What? What are you saying, Kenzie? I guess ducks hatch. What did that What did that have to do. with a cow milk udder? She's just over. there singing the songs. You know what? Dog goes or whatever. I don't know. Goes beyond. Also, I hope y'all know if. I would have made that song, every once. in a while I go to the studio and I make. a song by myself and I come out and. everyone tells me it's crap. And if I. would have made that song, you would.

have told me it's crap. Yeah, I would. still say that song is crap. And that. song went mega viral. It did, you know, for a bad reason. It was not good. I'm. going to make a new version of Whatever. the Fox says. Whatever the fox say. annoying. I remember one year that man. got to perform in New York City at Times. Square while the ball dropped and I was. so Are you kidding? I was like that's. what y'all are like. We're supposed to. celebrate going into 2012 and no one say. hey guess how many views that video has. Like 2 billion 600 1 billion. 1.1.

billion. Y that's crazy. I remember I. watched it so much as a kid and I loved. when the Santa was laughing. Dude, I. remember I watched it so I thought it. was the funniest song in the world. I. was. like pistol. the other song. Um Harper was just out. there with her BB gun. like style. That guy got on the year. 2013. He was in Time Square performing. on New Year's Eve. Why do you remember. all the Time Square? I'm sorry. Did you.

watch like all the Times Square. performances? I never knew that. I've. never watched the ball. No, I did my. whole life. Okay. Gangdom Style does. deserve to be in the Time Square. Can. you dance gang style? Yeah. Whoop gum. dum style. No. Like get up and dance. He's like, "Hey, sexy lady.". [Music]. See that? Anyways, what were you saying. about Gangdom Style? It was trash, too. 5.5 billion views. So, call it trash. Gdom Style. Still so bad. What was that. one thing that used to be a thing back.

then? It was like right around the time. of Gangom Style. Roxan. Roxan. That was. recent. That was not that was like 2020. Yeah, that was it was around the time of. Gangdom Style and what does the fox say? But everyone would freeze. It was like. everybody clap your It was the um you. know mannequin challenge. Mannequin. challenge or the pause challenge? I. don't remember. Yeah, it was like the. mannequin challenge was before the pause. challenge. The pause challenge was like. Beatles in the city. They mannequin. challenge like the OG and then there was. the mannequin challenge. There was. Harlem Shake. What was that song? Oh, it.

was the Harlem Shake. That's what it was. called. It was that. No, everybody would. freeze and then everybody would go. Yeah. Yeah, it was the Harlem shake. It. was I don't think that was the same as. the mannequin challenge. Harvard did did. No, no, it's different. The mannequin. challenge. I don't remember the entire. video thing. Do you remember planking? No. You don't know what planking is? That's okay. I don't think it's as. popular as you think it is. Planking? Yeah. No, it was pretty I mean, people. were planking everywhere. I do remember. the mannequin challenge. I remember. planking, but I don't really remember.

seeing other people planking. Everyone. plank. That was such an American thing. to call it planking and you weren't even. physically holding a plank. You were. just laying down. What? I want to know. if we could all You think we're going to. carry around planks? No, I'm saying like. you know how people would like randomly. plank on top of like the World Wonders. and stuff like Oh, no. I didn't see. anybody planking on top of Niagara. Falls. Yeah. Nobody was on the Taj Maha. just like the Eiffel Tower just. balancing on the needle on their little. belly button. No. Okay. You know, they. would always go to like monumental spots.

and like lay face down and just be like, I do think planking is planking. Wait, can you show us? Yeah. I don't think. Kate is on the same wavelength as the. rest. That's not what planking is. Kate, that's called napping. That's so funny. Wait, do it again. Do. it again.

Okay, I'm gonna do it one more time, but. then somebody teach me how to actually. plank. I don't think we can. Do you not. know how to plank? You have to be like. seriously strong. You don't really. You're really good at that, Kate. Kate, you always have to do it on. something. Like, you have to be like up. in the air like. suspended. No, you don't like Oh gosh. Like, what do you mean up in the air. suspended? That's like closer. That's. closer. Oh my gosh, look at her nose. Ice spit everywhere. Planking was like.

you would normally sit on something that. was like maybe the size of like this. Yes. And then you would lay down on it. Yeah. Like that trash can. Okay. Well, that makes way more sense. I thought. people were just like laying face down. like in front of the Eiffel Tower. And. they were like, I planked in front of. the Eiffel Tower. It's in the grass. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's what I'm going. to do on tour. I'm going to be like, I'm. going to plank on every uh monumental. thing that we go to on top of it. And. then just lay on the ground. You just. plank on the fans every plank on the. fans. Can we please do crowd surfing?

All these 10-year-old girls trying to. hold cash up. What the? Wait. I feel. like trying to say I weigh a lot. I'm. down to put you in a zipper. Put you in. a hamster ball and you just go. I don't. want to do that. We moved on from tour a. little too quickly. Did you guys know. we're going on tour? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm. going to be handing out at every show to. them. Cash, you can't say that. But we. also I know you guys are like, "Ah, I. want to go to the LOL podcast live. show." That's probably what you guys are. all saying to yourself right now. And. it's probably too late in your city. because the tickets are already sold.

out. Yeah. No, there are great tickets. Time out. The tickets are not sold out. They haven't gone on sale, ma'am. Maya, what what day do they go on sale? I already bought them all. May 7th, M. May 7th. I know. But if. you're watching this after May 7th, they're probably already How much is a. ticket? And you can buy meet and greet. tickets and or the VIP hangout tickets. But make sure you keep checking because. at some of them like even if they get. sold out in your city, go check again. cuz we might add a second night. Yeah, that is true. No, I'm not going to lie, my back starts hurting quite bad in.

those VIP um sections, but like I start. like I just start You mean the meet and. greet? Yeah. Yeah. What? The like the. before the after? The after. Like for. some reason I was standing up and I. couldn't stand back. Like I don't know. I don't know what happened. No, the meet. and greet is so fun cuz you just meet so. many people and the VIP hangout is like. you get like one-on-one time with people. that cuz there's we only sell so many. VIP tickets. So it's like 50 or I like. when they start crying. Oh, no. But there's only like 50 tickets. Who said that? There's only like 50 VIP.

tickets at each show. So you really get. to like spend time with everybody and. like talk to them and get to know them. And you guys might be wondering what do. you what exactly do you do on a stage? Well, you'll have to come and see. Yeah, I had to find out. Yeah, we're not just. going to tell you that easy. Are you. kidding? I was going to tell them. If. you do If you do get the VI show up to. the Okay. I I guess I'm not allowed to. tell you. You have to come and find out. You get to spill the beans. Okay. I take. my shirt off. What? No. Live on stage. No. No. It's out. If If you do buy the.

VIP ticket and you're like, "Oh, we're. going to sell out now." I mean, jeez. Interrupt her again. I mean, it's like. five times. Uh, she just keeps saying. VIP ticket. We've heard it a thousand. times. Well, cuz I'm not done. Okay. If. you do get the VIP ticket, come with if. you're going to do a video, come with a. dance that's already on one of our. profiles. Please. Because trying to. learn a Tik Tok dance is not easy. They're like, "Do you know this?" I'm. like, "Um, no." I know. Every sometimes.

I've yell There's been a couple times. where there will be like, "Do you guys. know this dance?" And I'll be like, "I'll try to learn it." And then I try. and I'm like, "No, you got to pick a. different super easy." If it's like. super easy then like if it's like the. way they don't Yeah. Or like the whip it. na na. Don't want to do that one either. I know that one. Yeah. Apparently. Okay. Sorry. I get a little defensive about. what? Nothing. What is happening? We're. going on tour. That's what's happening. Should I take my shirt off? No. Sorry.

Okay. Anyways. Yes. On tour. The VIP. hangout. Super fun. We get to hang out. with you guys for like an hour or 30. minutes depending on the city and it's. super fun. Yeah. other the the actual. like meet and greet also really fun but. we just get to like take a photo and. it's like quicker. Yeah. Imagine I got. sick one of the nights of tour so I just. had to lay in bed on um on the actual. stage. Well, you just had a plank on. stage. Wait, just leave her there. The last. couple of weeks we've been like really. really trying to like get this tour.

ready to like announce it and tickets go. on sale and Cash and Maverick have both. been having like nightmares over this. They I woke up the other night though. too from a nightmare. What are you all. worried about? Oh, I've had horrible. nightmares. Like one of them the show is. packed. I mean slammed, right? And we're. like, "Okay, it's time to go out." We go. out for like five minutes and then Cash. is like, "Okay, we have a surprise." And. he pulls me backstage. He's like, "Okay." So we go backstage. I'm like, "C, what's going on? This is not this is. not what we planned. Like we have we. have a we have a show we're doing in the. middle of show. Why is there a.

surprise?" And he's like, "Just come. come outside. Come outside." So, we're. like out back behind this venue and it's. like just me and him and he's like, "Get. in the car." I'm like, "Get in the car. I'm not getting in the car, Cash. We're. in the middle of a show. There's 3,000. people in there. We have to go back in.". And he's like, "Maverick, I'm not. arguing with you. Trust me. I don't have. time to explain it to you." Just get in. the car. I get in the car. He drives me. to a tattoo shop. I told you, you never. go to the second location. It's never. good. He's like, "We're getting.

piercings. They're going to love it.". I'm like, "What do you mean they're. going to love. it?" Cash gets like piercings all over. his body. We get back to the show. He's. like, "They're gone. They're gone." What if this is a sign? If we sell out every single show, we get. matching tattoos and piercings. How. about we get like a dot on our finger, please? If we sell out every single. show, cuz I am really that we put I'll. get a lip tattoo that says sold out. No, that's what we'll do. We'll do we'll do.

lip tattoos cuz they they go away after. like four or five years. Oh, we could. get we could get four or five years. Okay. I don't want one, man. I thought. it was quick. Oh, I was Dude, I want to. get a lip tattoo so bad. Couldn't you imagine me having that? Look, imagine my shirt off and I'm just. Yeah. What does it say, Gerald? Yeah. But what was your nightmare you. were having? Cuz you like Oh, I've had a. lot of nightmares. I'm not going to lie. I have one, too. About tour. Yeah. What. was it? Well, you first tell yours. uh. one one I had we all went out there and. we were all falling apart on stage and.

everyone was like putting on their own. show and we were all mad at each other. and no one in the crowd was laughing and. I was getting so frustrated. I was like. everybody just do my show and my show. and all y'all were like no we I have my. show planned. Harper was like running. around. She's like there's a new queen. bee. I was like shut up. It's the 10th. time playing the song. That's all Harper. had planned. Kate was on the side of the. audience just like. I had a nightmare that it was being.

cashless at the house. It is the night. of like the tickets actually selling and. I was like, "Oh, this is great. Tickets. go on sale today. This is going to be. awesome." And then all of a sudden we're. like, "Why aren't we selling any. tickets?" All the websites crashed. All. of them. You guys crashed all the. websites and no tickets sold. Not a. single one. That's like Well, I had one. like a couple nights ago and y'all might. think we're trolling, but we're not. We. actively wake up with these nightmares. and then I have to wake up that day and. go, how can I prevent this? Okay. No. venues near tattoo shops.

No, it's like it's consuming our brain. power right now. This it really is kind. of scaring me. I'm not getting car. No, I woke up the other night and this is so. this is kind of sad honestly, but I woke. up the other night like sweating because. of this, but the show was starting and. there was like literally 10 minutes. before we were going on stage and I'm in. the green room like there's a bed in the. green room. So, I'm like taking a nap. She's planking in the green room. I'm. like I'm like dead asleep and you guys. all run in there and you're like, "Kate,

what are you doing?" Like where you have. to go on stage like now. And I'm like, "Okay, okay." But I like I just woke up. I was like freaking out. Like I didn't. have my hair done. I didn't have my. makeup done. Like my outfit got lost. So. I'm like in my pajamas and I'm like. stressing. I was like crap. And I'm like. trying to do my makeup and it looked so. bad and it was like half done and I had. like baking powder on my face and you. guys powder. You guys were like we got. to go out. now and then I went out on stage and. everybody like laughed at me. It was. sad. So I like I was really scared. So,

um, a way to prevent that, don't take a. nap before the show and make sure you. have your hair and makeup done. Also, one of the things about the tickets, um, that we didn't mention is how do you get. the actual like meet and greet ticket or. the hangout ticket or the regular ticket. is the seating uh, on the ticket sites, it like goes up. So, there's like. sections close to the front that have. the hangout tickets where you hang out. with us and then we have the like ones. further back which are like VIP tickets. for like the meet and greet and then the.

further back is just like the regular. tickets. So, that's how you get those if. you're looking for them on the website. Um, but no. Yeah. No, my my literal. dream or my nightmare was just about. getting sick again cuz I get so scared. cuz I get sick so easily and I just. don't want to get sick again. So, I. think I'm just going to have emergency. the whole like um emergency. I'm not. like a doctor on set. The fact that. we're like traveling so much and we're. going to be on so many airplanes and. just in different like places, we're. very likely to get sick cuz the way you. What did you mean you're just going to. have emergency? What does that mean? The. powder like orange drink. I'm just.

nervous cuz like every show I felt sick. I don't know why. And I think it's my. nerves, but I don't get nervous. Like. come on. No, I you just get sick. Yeah. And then Cash like was going to throw up. last show and it made me sick and I was. like, "Dude, last show I was going. through." Also, my voice was gone in the. New York show. I was like, "What's up. everybody?". Yeah. No, he was sick. We were like. getting ready like me, Kenzie, and. Harper were all like doing our makeup. and Cash walks in and he's like, he's.

got like a bag and we're like, "I felt. really good." My backing bud and he was. like, "I don't feel so good." I was. like, "Do you need some food?" He was. like, "No, I'm I'm probably going to. throw up though." And we were like, "Can. you do it in the other room?" Like. that's Yeah, the audacity. You know how. we felt? Cuz I remember the first show. ever, we were like actually like I I I. like felt like I never felt before. Like. my fingers were like freezing off and. Kay came up to my fingers and felt them. and once we got off stage I started. crying. I was like, "Mom." And then I. couldn't do the. Did you fart? Not yet. But yo, why' you.

Why' you sniffle it like that? It. started sniffing. Yeah. If you fart, you. do this, Harper. Not this. But no, I I knew what Cash was going. through because literally like I know. like when you feel sick, you don't feel. good obviously. Yeah. Wait, Harper. Wow, that was revolutionary. Wait, Harper, you grew up doing cheer, right? Like. competition. So, yeah, I'm like used to. like, you know, going on stage. That's. what I was going to ask. Were you ever. nervous for that? For Yeah, of course.

Like, and also like musical theater and. stuff. I was always in that. And like I. was in musical theater, too. Okay. Well, um, like a hundred people would like be. there and I would be like, "Oh, this is. so cool. I feel so fancy." Did you get. to beforehand get dressed with. everybody? Like whenever we had our show. in New York, how we all got to get. dressed and do our makeup together? Yeah. Or my mom would do. What are y'all. going to do if you don't get to do your. makeup together? If you guys are like, "Man, we're just going to run and get. some Chick-fil-A. Can you stop touching. your mic, please? Y'all get stuck in.

traffic and then you can't." Oh, well, not doing makeup is not optional for me. Yeah. Or me. What if we do one show all. natural? No, I can't. I All natural. 30. shows. 30 shows. One show all natural. Nope. What? How much? I'm going to be. doing every show natural. What's the. lowest venue? Every show natural. Your. hair doesn't look very natural to me. My. hair looks very natural. Oh no. Okay. I. just saw something fly out of his hair. Oh, his makeup. No, but I am nervous for. like gosh, what's it called? When we. like do a show, our hair's going to be.

dead. Yeah, it will be dead cuz you're. frying it every day. But also like, wow, she said, "You fry your hair." No, no, all of us do. No, we're all going to be. frying our hair. You're really coming at. her. She's like, "You fry your hair." I. also curl my hair. I feel like on show. days, I curl it like five times cuz my. curls just fall. So, Oh, well, that's. not good for your hair. No, it can't be. I'm just going to do flights and stuff. It's going to be on 30 different flights. probably. I don't want to sit next to. double that. It'd be 60 different. flights. I'm 60. My skin. No, my skin.

Your skin. Wait. so bad. My skin is my. skin is already freaking going through. it and I just know like when I travel my. skin gets so much worse and I just know. it's going to be so bad. You know what. someone said to me the other day? What? Well, first of all, I always was kind of. like cuz like I I tried to like be open. about the fact that I have acne and. stuff and like I developed it out of. nowhere. How'd you get it? It just. showed up. It's Cash's fault. What? Yeah, I've heard it's contagious. It's. like those cavities I got. M's fault. Well, not true. But um I was like I.

always told Cash I was like my acne is. like so bad and he was like nobody even. notices it. And then I went out one week. I was like you know what I'm gonna try. to like be more careful with the makeup. I'm putting on and like not do as much. unless I have to. And both the times I. went out without makeup. Somebody like. talked about my skin to me and I was. like well was it me? What the heck? Just. like oh like you you struggle with acne. I was like randomly walked up to you and. said that. It was like in it was like in. conversation. Not people I knew super. well, but like in conversation it was. just like a statement and I was like.

why? I don't know. And then last week. never say that to somebody. And then. last week I had a brand, this is it. makes me so sad. I had a brand I like. sent my video to them and I had like my. makeup done. Like I was like ready to. film and they emailed me back and they. were like, "Hey, this looks great, but. can can you go ahead and refilm it and. make sure you have makeup on this time?". That's crazy. Okay, I am sorry. That is I was like so. that's brutal. Yeah. I was like wow. Like and they only said that because my.

acne was showing because like it's hard. to cover up this kind of acne and it's. like so bumpy and so painful and like. when I take my makeup off at night it's. like like my skin will like literally be. bleeding because of it. So I'm a little. nervous to see like I feel like acne. should be like a trend or something now. cuz like everybody gets it. Yeah. I. don't know. It's weird because like I. never had it like until like literally a. year ago. Like I had like clear like. really clear skin and then all of a. sudden it just got so bad. And that's.

why like I started not like why I. started doing the diet I'm I'm on but I. started doing it in hopes that it would. help and it like has but it's still just. like unfortunate. Well, you are still. beautiful either way. Thanks. People. need to shut their mouths and their. emails. So if you Yeah. What's crazy is. I was like, "You know what? That was. rude of them. I'm going to I'm going to. drop the deal." And then I still. refilmed it with my acting. Dude, I. would say before, like, I'm not trying. to like degrade you or anything, but. before I went to Canada, my skin was.

really bad. Like my my pimples on my. forehead were so bad. Like I'm sure. y'all remember that. Um and and. basically, yeah, to be fair, I don't. remember that. I don't remember that a. lot. Do y'all not remember my stage of. acne? But that that just shows you like. you think of it way more than everybody. else does. I do because all my friends. are like, "Oh my gosh, Harper, I. remember when you had so much acne." And. I was like, "I know. Isn't my skin so. much better?" And then they're like, "Yeah, it's gotten so much better." And. um and all this, but like before I was. on a whale watching tour and I took a.

photo of my skin. There was just like. bumps like not even one part of a skin. that I couldn't see. Like it was so bad. Like it was like this but all around my. face. I was like, "Oh my god." I feel. like y'all shouldn't wear makeup. I feel. like genuinely that makes your skin. worse. No, I love makeup. It It does. actually. Like I was like, "Oh, I should. Well, that's the other thing is I I will. sometimes be like, "Oh, I'm just not. going to wear makeup." And like I don't. like when people comment on my stuff, like negative things, I usually am like. whatever. Like they're just a loser. But.

Snapchat specifically, Snapchat, Snapchat, people are so mean to me on. Snapchat. And like I take Snaps like all. throughout my day, so I take a lot when. I'm like not wearing makeup. And. everybody always has something to say. They're so mean about They're so mean. about it. Like everybody's like, "You. can just like fix it. Like just wash. your face." I'm like, "Dude, you're the. one person that you're the cleanest. person I know." Yeah. I didn't tell you. it, but I also saw like one of those. snap story things. I'm pretty sure of. like one of those things where it was. like the like.

What are you saying? Are you okay? You're saying like somebody made a snap. story over it? Like a like a. Really? M. You're such a liar. Don't say. that. I I saw something on there, but I. don't remember. But I think it I didn't. click on it. But it was it like one of. those like I didn't click on it. Are you. talking about the AI generated ones? I. don't know what it was. I just saw it on. there. I didn't Well, it's not like AI. generated cuz it's somebody like like we. all struggle with skin issues. Look at. Cash. Like I don't know. It just Yeah.

What? Get your gas bubble. No. No. It's unfortunate. I promise you, Kate. I don't I don't notice your acne. Like when I Well, I cover it up every. day. Okay. Well, I know that. But even. when I see you without makeup, like like. everybody sees your imperfections, but. like I truly like don't like I think. you're the most beautiful person I like. ever. I swear to you because the first. time I ever met you, I was like, "Oh, dang." Like, "Who is this girl?" And. then um and yeah, no, I I don't think.

you've changed ever since like I met. you. Except for your hair color. Yeah. And all that changes. Yeah. The only. thing that's changed is you've become a. better person. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. I. don't know. Oh, I second that. What? Uh, what? She's become a better person to. you. No. Uh, you're really pretty. Oh, good. Good job. Good recovery. And, uh, I like you just the way you are. Cash is all jokes here and stuff, but.

Kate has told me some stories about how. kind he can be, which I don't know if I. believe them or not, but Kate tells them. to me. It's just like they're not. fictional. What did you tell me one time? You were. like, "Cash tells me all the time that. I'm so much prettier without makeup, even though I'm beautiful either way. Like, he just loves to look at me." What. did you tell me? I remember this. Stop. glazing me, Kenzie. I'm not glazing you. I'm just telling what Kate told me. I. cannot see cash in that. Oh, I talk. about I couldn't either, but apparently. he's a nice guy behind closed doors.

What the freak? I really cannot see it. Behind doors. Normally, it's behind doors. They're. really rude, but instead it's behind. doors. Apparently, he's nice. I still. remember the one time like Cash actually. hurt my feelings and Kate made him. apologize. He like came at me to give me. a No. No. Wait, Cash. She did not make. me apologize. No, I promise you. Tell. him, Kate. No, I didn't make him. But I. was like I was like, you might say sorry. to Kinsey. He was like, "No, you didn't. say that. Wait. You didn't say.

Remember, it was all my idea." Wait, what happened? It was all my idea. I. don't remember. I don't remember. But I. thought it'd be all by myself. I felt. bad by myself. Do you not remember? I. was like, I I'm going to apologize to. Kinsey. Do you not remember that? I. guess that's odd. I don't I mean, I. don't remember the And then remember cuz. that time then Kenzie was like, "Yeah, Cash apologizing because Kenzie, we've. had this conversation before and it was. all me. All me. I take full credit." I. want to know what happened. Well, for. some reason, I was upset with him. It. was when me and Mav were dating still. Oh. And Cash came to apologize to me in.

the living room, but he was like coming. at me and like he was like apologizing. while he was walking towards me very. quickly and he was going to like give me. a hug and I was like, "Did did you give. him a hug?" Yeah. But I thought he was. like I don't know what I thought he was. going to like hit me or something. I was like, "What's happening?" Weird. hug. Were you like, "Oh, okay.". It was so funny. Yep. And it was all me. All Cash. It was. It was I promise you. Has Cash ever said.

anything bad about your acne? What the. I'm just curious why we're here. While. we're here. No. No. No. He actually like. truly He's never been like, "You need to. wear more makeup." What? No. Actually, he's he's never said that. I've like. It's always been I don't know. I know. I'm like my biggest hater. It's kind of. bad with my acne, but I like I don't. know. I just it because every day like I. wake up and it's it's unfortunate that. like I have to look at myself on camera. every day and that's like I think the.

worst part is like if I were not you. know someone that makes videos I would. just you know not have to look at myself. but I have to look at myself so I cover. my acne up because I know that if I. don't I'm going to not be happy with. what it looks like and I know that. people are going to comment about it and. it's like I don't know when it's. something that like you're really. insecure about you don't want someone. just constantly commenting about it. But. yeah, I I like every day I say my skin's. bad and every day he tells me that it's. not as bad. Yeah, because everyone in. the comments what I said that's so.

sweet. Yeah, you sounded like a dog. That's so sweet. That's so sweet. No, can you stop little boy? Stop that. But. no, I mean for real. If you read the. comments, everyone's going to tell you, but I know everyone always tells. everyone how beautiful they are. So, it. seems kind of like sometimes I feel like. it's fake. Yeah. Yeah. So, it seems kind. of like, well, every is really really is. it true if everyone just keeps saying it. and everyone just keeps throwing around. the word? But, uh, yes, I do mean it. Okay. Okay. Mhm. I believe that you mean.

it. Good. Do you want to hear a funny. story about cash? Sure. Yesterday, we. were playing volleyball. At least I. thought it was funny. Y'all might not. think it's funny. We were playing. volleyball and there's this guy with. like a little metal detector doing the. little metal detecting thing on the. sand. Yeah. And I look over at you and. Kate's like on level two. Like there's. like the floor and then there's up and. then Kate's sitting up there. Two. stories, Kenzie. Two stories. She's on. the second floor. Okay. Anyway, so she's. sitting up there and I look up at Kate.

and there's these two guys sitting next. to her like talking her up and trying to. smooth talk or whatever. And I I look at. Cash and I was like, "See what's going. on over there, Cash? A lot of flirting. going on." And I don't know if he really. understood what I was saying. Yeah, I. didn't hear that part. He like looked. over at the metal detector guy and he. was like, "Oh, yeah, that's cool." And I. was like I was like I was like, "Oh, okay. That's weird." I'm gonna be so. honest. Wait, is that the end of your. story? No, no, no. Oh, keep going. Keep. going. Keep going. And then and then I. was like, "Okay." And we start playing.

volleyball and go on for a few minutes. And then I was like, I mean, man, they. are really talking to her. And he was. like, "What?" I was like, "Kate, do you. not you don't see your wife over there. like flirting with two men?" And he was. like, "What? Whoa." Kate was not. flirting with them. They were flirting. with her and I think they were like 17. What? Cash yells at the top of his. lungs. Were they cute? Hey. Hey, she's. married. Hey, she she has a husband. I. was like, buddy, calm down. It's so. funny. Were you so like like he wasn't.

like I'm her husband. It's like she has. one and he's probably really big. I'm. not him. But no, I did. I said, "Hey, she's married." And then I said, "And. I'm 5'7." So like you would think so. because like the words he was saying, he. was like, "Oh, no one's serious about. that." But if you look at his face, he. was like, "I'm 57." He like stared. intently. I was like, "Oh gosh, what did. I just do?" Oh my gosh, that's scary. And then I went back to playing. volleyball one more game and then I. looked over and they were gone. Well, no, they left because of me. I was like,

they were sitting down. Well, one of the. guys like came over. Okay. First of all, the fact that you think they left. shortly after I said, "Hey, she's. married." And you think they left. because of you is absurd. Well, they sat. down until I told them to leave. You. told them. Okay. So, I think she had. something to say. And your time's up. Go. Yeah, that was essentially what. happened. But one of the guys like was. walks over to me. The volleyball courts. were empty. The only people playing were. them. And I was like up on the second. story working. And one of the guys walks. over to me and he's like, "Hey." And I. look and I'm like, "Hi." And he sits.

down at my table. And he said, "My. friend's in the bathroom. I'm just. waiting for him." And I was like, "Okay, okay." Okay. And I like kept working on. my computer and he was like, "My name is. D. What's yours?" And I was like, "What. was his name?" I don't even remember. I. was like, "I'm Kate." And he was like, "Oh, hey. Okay." And he's like, "What. are you working on?" And I was like, "I'm just getting some work done." Like. still typing on my computer. And then. his friend walks up and he's like, "Hey, this is my friend Kate. I just met her.". And then the guy's like, "Oh, hey, what's up? My name's And they just like. are trying to talk to me." And I was. just like still kind of working. And. then yeah, they were like, "I don't even.

know what happened, but then they were. like, "Well, how old are you?" And I was. like, "Oh, I'm 20." And they were like, "Oh, we're 18." And I was like, "Oh.". And then he looks at my I had I was. holding Kinsey's stuff. He looks at my. water bottles and like Kinsey's water. bottle was right there. He's like, "Why. do you have two water bottles?" I was. like, "Well, I'm just holding it for my. friend." And he was like, "Your friend?". I was like, "Yeah, they're down there. playing volleyball." They were trying to. kidnap you. Yeah. No, no second. location. And I was like, "Yeah, they're. down there playing volleyball." And he. was like, "All of them?" I was like, "Yeah, those are like all my friends.". And then I was like, "Yep." And then.

that's when you yelled something and. then they were like, "What did he say?". And I was like, "Oh, they said I'm. married." And he was like, "You're. married. How old are you?" And I was. like, "Oh, I'm 20." I said that. And. then Yeah. And then they were like, "Tell them to take a shirt off." See, people like it. What did I tell you. guys? Don't take your shirt off. I told. you guys I'm going to take my shirt off. live on stage. Okay. Well, we will be. live on stage here shortly. So, make. sure you get your tickets May 6th and. May 7th. May Wait. Yes.

Anyways, finish the story. Oh, so then. they were like, "Tell them to take a. shirt off." And I was like, "That's not. most people say that when they meet me. I'm telling you, they don't say that.". The second people see me, they're like, "Yo, take your shirt off." Yeah. So then. I was like, "It happens." I was like, "No, that's not necessary." And then. like it was like awkward silence. And I. was like, "Well, you guys have a good. rest of your night." And they were like, "Were they sitting down? They were. sitting down." They were sitting down. just staring at me. I was like, "You. guys have a good rest of your night.". And they were like, "All right." and. then walked. away. Imagine they just they probably.

walked away like, "Dude, we got so much. game. We got so much game." Have y'all. have y'all seen that one thing where. it's like it's like, "Where's the. craziest place you've been besides our. DMs?" And then he slaps his face on. accident and he like tries to hit him. up, but he slaps his face. It's so. funny. But um anyways, I what I was. going to say is I I don't think I've. ever seen truly an ugly girl like ever. I told that. You never seen Mav He's not. a girl though. Like I don't think I've. ever seen an ugly girl. Like I think.

they're What about Nanny Mcy? Wait, time. out. What about men? Okay. Well, I mean. they have their differences. Okay. I. don't think I've ever seen an ugly human. cuz they all like have like something. special. I know what you mean. You know, like if you're looking at somebody, you're like, "Oh my gosh, like they're. actually so pretty." And you actually. like think about it, but like they look. at themselves every day and think. they're so ugly. But then you look look. at them and you're like they're like the. prettiest pe person I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. That Yeah. Anyways, you sure. you want to stick with that statement? Cuz I'm about to name some names. What?

Like right now it looks like I have no. eyebrows. It looks like No, you look. good. Really? Yeah. No eyebrows. Do you. really think that? Yeah. You have great. eyebrows. Really good eyebrows. I feel. like it looks like I have freaking. blonde eyebrows. No, you have good. eyebrows. Can you stop looking at my. eyebrows? No. Yeah, but I Yeah. All right, guys. May 7th, we'll see you there. Make sure. you get your tickets. See you. Peace. out, bro.