3 Things I Can't Live Without!

Harper, what is in your bag? What can. you not live without? Number one, my. car. You just like away. What the heck? What was that? What was that? Fine, I'll. flash it really fast. No. Why would you. put that in there? Cuz I think he's cute. and I can't live without him. It's. clearly not going to be fun. Oh god. You. can do it. Four. You can't pressure. someone into doing this. Guys, send it. [Music]. Hey guys, we're going to be coming to. Atlanta, Georgia on June 28th, Charlotte, North Carolina on June 29th,

and Washington DC July 12th, and so many. other cities. So, make sure to go get. your tickets at the lolodcast.net. [Music]. What's up, guys? Maverick called me a. bad singer and he's apologizing. I did a. What are you doing? I'm rolling in. Stop, Cash. I What? Cash, you freaking. idiot. What? Don't look at my box. What the What?

What did I. Why is she freaking out so much? I don't. know. You freaking idiot. What? What? Just an idiot. Sit down. What is in that. box? Oh my gosh. My stuff. He destroys everything I own. You You. put Just sit down on your little grave. digger. I thought you put your valuables. in a cardboard box. You told me to put. everything I love in life in the box and.

then you kicked it. I needed to roll in. You're not rolling in right now. Just. roll in now. I need to get my spray pan. I'm kidding. You're way too fat for. that. Pick your foot up off the ground. Wait, can I actually try it? Where's his. box of things he loves? Let me throw it. across. You broke it. [Music]. The back of that car says bad to the. bone. And that's the that's the complete. opposite actually. Maybe in reverse. Bad.

to the bone. Okay. Now it's making. noise. Oh, you're pushing. Okay. Yeah. All. right. This is probably more boring than. Mador Zinger. This is absurd. Do a wheelie. I mean, this is taking. forever. Do a wheelie. This can't be real. You know what's sad. is this is how I park in real life. I. was just about to say that. the other day we were backing up. Cash.

and usually I feel like Kate is the one. that's like gasping about my driving, but Kate was backing up in the rain and. she almost t-bone the heck out of the. van in our driveway. Yeah, I did almost. do that. What is he doing? Okay. Can we actually start now? Yeah. Guys, welcome to the episode. Wow. He. thinks he's so main character. Crazy. Set a stopwatch. Here's the thing. If that was the intro, it probably got cut down because No,

that's definitely Keep all that. Keep. that in. No, keep that whole intro. Okay. No, don't. Also, Kenzie, what's in. the box? Definitely don't. All my. valuables. Okay. Well, the title of today's. episode, you guys know cuz you just saw. it. Yeah, it was three things we can't. live without. So, who wants to go first? All of us was tasked with the idea and. we have to bring three things on the. episode today that we can all not live. without. I can't believe you. You did. that on purpose. I bet none of the rest.

of y'all brought anything. What? I hold. Yeah, it was a big inside joke, Kinsey. We were just trying to make you look. stupid by bringing three things and then. you kicked it across the room. I'm. actually very concerned on what's in the. box because at first I'm sorry, don't. hang up on me. What? Nothing. Oh, she's. still raging. Oh, at first I thought it. was like Stella in the box or something, but then it wasn't and I couldn't really. see what was in there, but there was. like no live animal, so I'm kind of. confused by what's in Kinsey's box. But. Kenzie, would you like to start off? What? Do you want me to tell you every. single thing in my box or just one at a.

time? Guys, why did Maverick apologize? I really don't get that butt hurt. What? Oh, it wasn't an apology cuz I thought. you were hurt. I shouldn't want them to. come back. started the episode. Now you. guys got Maverick was a I just. apologized when the cameras were. rolling, but apparently you got cut of. me. Okay, you know why? Because Maverick. likes to start the episodes like this. No one's paying attention. Everyone's. like on the phone and he's like, "So, uh, Harper being like main character.". So, uh, I thought I should apologize. Actually, never mind. No, I did not.

Never mind. I shouldn't apolog. man. This podcast is everywhere right. now. Can we please I'm not kidding. One. string of the conversation going. Why is. Mav raging? Because you look at him. He's raging. He's raging. He's raging. You're like ADHD. If it was a person. that wasn't meant for you. Sorry. I. meant that was directed at her. Man, what is her box, man? Hey, Maverick. Why. is raging? Because he was apologizing.

Why is Maverick raging and you. interrupted? Okay, I'll get us back on. track. No, I'm I'll open my box. Oh, stop. Stop it. Stop it. Everybody, you're. better at me playing cards and all mine. are missing. Oh, tensions are so high here. I just. don't get I just don't get why he's. raing flashbacks. I'm having war. flashbacks. Okay, I'm having war. flashbacks. What? What? What are you. saying? War flashback. Please keep one. conversation going. No one interrupting.

from what war. Okay, let's regroup, shall we? We need to circle back. Yeah, Matt needs to go to anger management. I'm just going to recap every coupon at. betterhelp.com. I'm just kidding. This. isn't sponsored. I was apologizing to. Harper about the joke about her singing. I don't care. I don't care. She didn't. care. Kinsey has a box. We're going to. open that in a second. And Kate's going. to war. I already went to war. Okay. No. war. I went to war. All right, Kenzie, let's get to your box. Okay, thank you. Open your box.

Who put the muffins in the freezer? I did. Why? Why are you raging, Kenzie? You'll see when you look in my box. Oh. my gosh. What did I Seriously, what can. be that fragile? Why are you throwing cards at her? Be. careful with this. It's Oh my gosh. You're going to spill coffee on me? Oh, will I spill coffee on you? It's spelt. all over my belongings. Okay. Well, I. actually do have Well, to be fair, Matt, can you please stop for a second? To be. fair, who the heck puts coffee in a box? You told me to put all the valuable. things in my life in a box and so I did.

I'm going to keep Why didn't you just. put like a coffee bean or something? Why'd you got to put a whole coffee in. there? Smells so good. Wait, so are you. telling me you can't live without. coffee? That's the first thing. That's. You didn't You didn't say a particular. order. Okay. Well, it doesn't matter. It's in the top three. Okay. What else. is in the box? Oh, only three. I was. just told to put valuable things in a. box. I have only three. How many do you. have in there? all over me. I told you. Here's a napkin. Here, I got your. napkin. It's not even a wet wipe. First. important things to me are caffeine.

Okay. Boots because I'm pretty sure I saw. boots in there. Oh, I did. I did put my. snake boots in here. Those are highly. important. Now, these are important cuz. I don't like poison ivy or thorns. And. Maverick takes me through the woods a. lot. So, I have my boots. Can I get me a. pair of those? Is But is nobody. concerned on my honey boots was in. Kenzie stops the most important thing? I. don't really get how these are things. you can't live without. If I didn't have. me these, if I didn't have me these, if.

I didn't have me a pair of these right. here, I did not mean to say it that way, but if I didn't have these, my legs. would be tore up. Okay, anyways. Do you. not know? Okay. No, let her continue. Don't bring out yours yet. Yes. Yes. She. doesn't understand the game. What do you. mean? You don't It's things you cannot. live without. A popcorn box, dude. I. thought he was going to telling me. popcorn he couldn't live without. I was. like, "You fatty." The extra butter. Extreme butter. The game is things you cannot live. without. Let's see what you put in your.

ball. Wait, I'm going to guess what Cash. put in his box real quick. What you put. in your You put a tampon. No. What? What? I was Did you think that was funny. because you just said the word tampon? You think I was going to laugh? Assume. that's what you're going to pull out of. there. No. It's things you can't live. without. You put a tampon for all of. your pictures. Food. Obviously, you. can't. You cannot live without food. That has donuts and ice cream on it. You. can live without that. Yeah, well, you. need some sort of Those are all very fat. foods on there. Yeah, Kenzie. Well, big.

boy. I have more in my box. Let me. finish. Yeah, but you don't understand. the game. You brought you brought wrong. things. Dani. Dani. Well, water in general. You just can't. you can't live without water. I prefer. that. I mean, these are pre and my last. but not least, oxygen. Well, this is stupid. Do you think. you're funny? He really thought he was. going to be funny with this. He did. Those are things you cannot live. without. That's like the kind of joke I. would make and everyone would roast me. Everybody would roast you, but he thinks. he's the And you actually made the joke.

Kinsey brought boots. I wasn't done. At. least it was like coffee. You brought. coffee. You brought You filled the. coffee inside the freaking box and put. it in a cup. You brought three AI. generated photos and printed them off. like you were some These aren't AI. generated. All right. Now, back to my. interesting podcast you're watching. right now is AI generated. Stop creating. prompts. Sometimes I see myself like on. these clips on like Omegle or something. and they're AI generated and it's like. scary. Anyway, no one's AIing you. Yes,

they are. You can look it up. Okay. Okay, back to my interesting life. I mean, Kenzie bought a box bigger than. her. Like, why why did you need that? I got coffee on my picture frame, but. it's a picture of Maverick and Stella. A. right everybody. Okay. Okay. So, Oh, you laugh at that. but not but not my periodic table. The. awkwardness was funny. The awkwardness. was funny. I just That was crazy. I just.

washed these and you got coffee all over. them. Oh no. These are my bamboo sheets. But. she put the good smelling stuff on them. I did. And I just ran out of my freaking. scent beads. Cash or those would have. been in the box, but they're not. And. now my sheets smell like caffeine. Is this like the problem that women have. in today's societies? You sheets are. making your top list. Sheets. They are.

very nice sheets. I'm sorry. Sheets. Who. even sleeps with sheets nowadays? Kate. was gone. I didn't even never sleep with. a sheet. You just slept on the mattress. It. squeaks in your ear. Yes, that's all you. need is a mattress and a blanket. Okay. Are you sheeting me? Okay. Well, next up is sheets. My food. That's what's You know, that might have. been the funniest joke you've ever said. on the pod. Really? You were funny for.

one time in your life. Thanks, man. Dwell in it. Did you just Door Dash? You're still not funny. You're trying. Still not happy. Why is M so mad today? Seriously. Wait, she just she literally. just door dashed her dinner and called. it her her most important thing. Well, it is. It's It's a chicken noodle soup. from Panera Bread. Anyways, it's really. good. You didn't think to get me. anything? Hold that thought. No, cuz you. were spilling everything. Okay. Um, the. other thing I have, Dude, how long are. we going to dig in our box? Oh my gosh. Is melatonin. Methanol? Really? You're.

on drugs? It's melatonin for Maverick. Because he likes to talk a lot at night. So sometimes I just give him a few pills. and he falls asleep. See that? That's a. common N. Everyone thinks you're. annoying. Yes, she drugs me. Even your. wife and. every day has coffee on it. What is. that? ET. Um, this is a light. Your book. light. Your book light. Well, actually, it's just supposed to represent light. because I'm scared of the dark. Okay. But it came in the form of a book light. You mean your light is supposed to.

represent light? Was that even? Yo, I. thought she had an high IQ. Anyways, look at the inside of my box. Oh, why is. there a card in it? Show the camera. There is one singular card in there. And. my sheets had to sit in there. Well, now. that we went through Kinsey's whole. closet, uh, would anybody else like to. show what they brought before? Listen to. this. You got like that. It's horrible. Wait. Shh. Do it next to Cash's ear and he'll freak. out. Yeah.

Is that what you want me to do? I can. feel it from here. I hate that so much. All right, Kate, we'll go in. alphabetical order. Kate, open up your. box. Standing up on my own. That's. alphabetical. That's fine. We'll just go. with it. Not very scared of Yeah, it is. alphabetical. First of all, don't People. always try to make me look stupid on the. spot. A B C D E F G Well, her real name. is Catherine K. L M N O P. I'm realizing now that when.

not mine doesn't miss. Yeah, I I. realized that I missed Harper's. Let's. just let Kate go real quick. Yeah. So, Kate, you should probably wait your turn. since it's not alphabetical order. All. right. Okay. Harp, I'll let Kate go. You put. yours down. Yeah, I guess you're. demoted. You just got demoted. Reverse. alphabetical order is what I meant. Okay. Okay. All right. So, I'll go first. or I'll go now. So, I got my bag and my.

first item. is my book. It's a fiction book. The Inheritance. Games by Jennifer Lynn Barnes. You are. You absolutely can't live without that. No, I can't. Okay. I could not. And. actually, the the next book is coming. out in July and I will be I will be. getting it unless I can get an early. copy. Jenny Lynn, if you're thinking. what I'm thinking, we can work something. out. Jenny Lynn, please. What were you. thinking? I was just thinking I could. get an early copy because I know people. get those and I really would like it.

It's like I I've heard that's a thing. I. really would like Jenny Lynn. Give me. the copy. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, that's my first thing. All right. And my. second thing is book number two of the. series. Did you just get all three books? Oh, well, since you asked, I did. I did, in. fact, get the third book in the series. as well. Okay, that's great. Yeah, these. are the top three things I could never. live without. And that is why Jenny. Lynn, you should send me an early copy. because I desperately need one. Yeah. And you thought you thought my things. were stupid. Cash, how does it feel to. not make all that's in your bag? What do.

you mean to not make the cut? Like these. three books are more important in Kate's. life than you are. Yeah. Grayson. Hawthorne is definitely more important. to me than his Grayson Hawthorne. The. guy in the book. The love. The man. The. manate life. I love. Well, this reminds me. Uh oh. What's in what's. in my box? Oh. Oh, Megan Fox is in. there. No, she's not the other day. Yeah, she is. I know she's not in there. No, she is. She's hiding us. She uh. She's hiding like foxes do. She's down.

in there. Megan Fox is not in there. I. know she's Oh, Megan, stop it. I'm going. to close you up. She's being She's being. bad. Sorry. Okay, I guess I'll go. Man, y'all. are really cutting Harper. Yeah, you. just skipped Harper. Let Harper go. What. the freak, man? Would you like some. mannerisms? Okay, I'll go. Okay. Why is. your life in a trash can? Yeah. He. thought it'd be funny. Bring in a trash. can. He was like, "It'll be funny. No. one laugh at him." We have my Bible,

which no one else brought there. Very sad. And shows something about the. other co-host. I thought he was so high. and mighty bringing the Bible. He sure. does. He thinks he's above us. Megan, stop handing me the Bible. I know. I. brought that, too. I know. Um, he said. something last episode, too, that. insinuates you think you're better than. us. No, I said that off camera and it. was very funny. Um, second, I have the Smash Belt from. our video game series. I was about to. say you should really explain that.

Literally, I am the champion. He thinks. he is so funny right now. Okay. Uh, help. me just flex that. He's a nerd. What? You're just mad you don't You have a WWE. Amazon belt in Smash Bros. You have a. WWE belt that you bought off Amazon. You. bought it that you are better than us in. Smash Bros. bought this belt when I am. the best one and then I took it from you. in a champion. That is my belt. He's. even talk. What's this guy talking. about? Uh what what do you think? Okay. Uh and then I have this thing from our. shower. That's mine. That's the thing to. clean the drains. Yeah. I really like.

it. It's to clean your body, right? In. your hair. That's mine. I know it's not. mine, but I use it a lot and it feels. really good. Oh my gosh. Where do you. use it? Please. On my face and the. drain. You want to feel it? No thanks. Yeah. I wouldn't feel that. You want to. feel it? No. M. This is this side. The. sharp side. This thing cooks in your hair. I'll open my box. Okay. So, yeah. Harbor, open your box. Wait, I have one. more. Hey, it was three. Why did nobody.

bring three besides me in case I also. have last but not least, this is my. favorite. pro top top thing. I cannot live without. on my body. Well, that's kind of gross. Don't use my scrub on your body. All. right. What is it, M? Um, this thing is. awesome. It's my favorite thing I've. ever received and I use it every day. Multiple times a day. It is cash's. credit card. What the freak, man? Yes. You have that because I I spend You. better keep your fingers over that. thing. Yeah, I keep my hand over it.

Wouldn't want your credit card. Take a. picture. You need a picture. It works. Stop it. You're showing the backside. No, I'm not. No one can see it. Stop. showing the backside. I have my thumb. over it. Give me my credit card now. No, I need this for later. Put it back in. the bin. I'm honestly surprised this. wasn't in your bag. Actually, give it to. me so when I win volleyball, I can make. sure I get my $50 for a gift card. Wait, that's actually my credit card. Yes, this is your credit card. Cover up the. number. Cover them up. It's okay. I have them. memorized. They're covered. Me, too.

[Laughter]. Pay attention. 627 numbers are covered. Yeah, but not really. No, no, no. Just. I'll just. Sorry, Daddy was there with my teeth. Give me the car. I'm sorry. That was psychopath. He's a psychopath. Oh, looks like I'll open my bag now.

Look at him. He's putting his card back. in his phone. But those are the things I. can't live without. And I'm serious when. I say his credit card is a great one. Yeah. I thought my bill was oddly high. last month. Okay, Harper, what is in. your bag? What can you not live without? Well, first of all, it's in an aloe bag. Crazy. Number one, my car. Oh, can't. live without your car. Stop messing. around. You just like. Number two, a mirror. Cuz I don't like. to stop looking at the mirror. Oh, okay. Well, you love to stare at yourself. Yeah. Your car keys in a mirror. Is that.

the one we got you? Yes. A so cute. What. the heck? What is that? What is it? What? What is. it? What What was that? What was that? What was that? Look at cold feet. Come. on. Show us. The next thing is What was. that? What was the picture? The next. thing is a chip. Cuz I love chips. Oh. Oh. What? Oh, that was odd. Okay. Are you chipping me right now? What was the picture? And then a.

microphone. Why? I like to sing. Oh, she. likes to sing. No, I singing is my. biggest motivation in life. I swear on. everything. It's my favorite thing ever. I love to do it. Motivation? Really? So. like when you like don't want to go to. school, you're just like do you like. sing your way there? Like I don't. understand. No, I swear. How does it. motivate you? Singing or making lyrics. is my favorite thing to do ever. And. I'll never stop doing it. Even if I not. make a career out of it, I love it. So. do you use your microphone a lot? Yeah.

Oh. So when you're not eating chips, you're singing. Great. Okay. So, what. was the picture? What was the What was. the picture, Harper? I don't know. What else was in the bag? You can't live without him, though. What? What? This is things you can't. live without. Uhoh. It's another chip. Oh. Oh, no. Right. All right. Um, yeah. Go ahead. Turn around. Why? Cuz. you What is that? Clearly can't live. without it. I'm going to stare at him. for longer.

It's a person. Wow. I want to stare at her for longer. Oh, no. I think it was a it was a guy you said. Fine. I'll flash it really fast. Don't. Why would you put that in there? Why would you put that in there? I. didn't. Oh my god. What do you mean you. didn't put it in there? A ghost put it. in there. I don't know. Um, a ghost put. it in there. I That's odd. They they do.

that to me, too. Sometimes they just. like put cookies on my plate. What? Okay. I just eat them. Yeah. No, I uh. No, don't. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. If they pause it, they can. get it. But make them have to pause it. Yeah. Make them work for it at least. Why? Why is that in there, Harper? Cuz I. think he's cute and I can't live without. him. I think you are currently living. without him, aren't you? I No, I'm going. to kidnap him. No. Okay. Wait. No. Seriously. Why? Why did you have that in.

there, guys? I'm I'm serious. Like, who. actually put the photo of Capri in my. bag? Oh my gosh. Har, no one put that in. your bag. No one, actually, cuz I will. get hated on for that. No, I didn't do. that. He is a cheater. What? What? I. think he was. I think it was a joke. Yeah. Oh, I guess so. I don't know. I. don't know. But that's what they all. say. No, but Oh, I cheated as a joke. It. was a joke. I'm never letting a man tell. me that again. No, Piper. What? Who said.

that? I guess Piper's like back with him. or something like that. I I'm very in. interested in all that. But you didn't. actually put it in the bag. No. Oh my. gosh. Then why was it in there? Yes, it. was. One of y'all put it in there. I was. trying to act like it was me at first to. be funny, but like who actually put it. in there? I did it. Cash, did you put it. in the bag? No. Why? Why would I do. that? So much sense. I'm just wondering. because you also had three photo pins. No, those aren't even like the same. thing. Really? They're definitely the.

same size. No. Okay. Well, you're If you. put those side by side, I promise you. they look much different. Dude, Cash, you love to get me in trouble. Oh my. gosh. I just realized drama. You were. trying to put the photo of Capri in your. bag and you accidentally put it first. No, it wasn't me. And I stand on that. You can't do that. So now we know that. it was cash. No, I just stood on that. You stood on business. Yeah, you stood. on. I'm telling you that paper.

This paper totally different than the. paper obviously. That's the same brand. as the other paper. I can see the brand. on the back. I'm telling you it's. different sizes, too. What? I mean, it's. half the size of the paper that I'm. using. It's half the size. Oh. Oh. Very, very close. Well, they're very. similar. Oddly enough, how do you do that? Oddly enough, this.

one has a picture of a a dude on it. And. this one has a picture of of. Somehow that's oxygen. I don't really. get that. I would have just What? He. doesn't get the periodic table. Let's. just look past it and keep talking. Somehow that's oxygen. I don't really. see. But if I was to only pick three of. these, everybody knows what I'm picking. oxygen. [Music]. all day long. Um, can't live without that man. I mean, not that man. I meant like I can't live. without like that oxygen. That's what I.

meant. Definitely can live without the. man. The man. The man on the picture. No. hate to the man. Yeah. No hate to him. I. just don't need a man's right now. You. don't You're all mansed up. Yeah, right. You don't need no more. Yeah. Maybe. later, but not right now. Gosh. What? Like, see, this is why you get cut. You're so You're so like embarrassing. Well, that's embarrassing. Doesn't get. you cut, sweetheart. Why do I get cut? Cuz you say weird things. What? Weird. things about this man about Capri.

You picked up the actual name. Capri is. never going to want to see you in. person. He's not even a man. Isn't he. like 16? He just graduated. Uh, he's. hopefully 18. He is, I think. See, he's. 18. Nothing to worry about. And And. first off, he's a man. What? Capri and. Cash are friends, right? Uh me and. Capri. Yeah. Ain't never talked to the. man. Oh, okay. Never talked to his. manager. Never seen any doom in his. life. I had talked to his manager. You. talked to his manager? Yeah. So, basically that means we talked to Capri. So, yeah. I've talked to Capri on.

Snapchat. Yeah. Hopper talked to him. I. just never messaged the man. Oh, cuz. I've never needed to. Can you stop. calling him a man? Well, it I don't. know. He's kind of like a man. Um, do. you want to do flips on that? What the. I'll set it up. You can do a flip. You. want to do a flip? Can you do a flip. first? Uh, no. You can do a flip. Wait, what? Nobody flip out here. We're not doing. that. Get it. You're trying to be like. Maverick. What? That was you trying to. be like Maverick. See that Hammath? Have. nobody laughed at me. That should be. inspiration for you to never do what.

pillow. Whoa. Careful. Whoa, buddy. You. know what? Before we uh flip on this, I. would like to say Maverick called me the. other night at 1:00 a.m. and was like, "Hey, Cash." And I was like, "Yeah.". He's like, "Check the link I just sent. you." And I was like, "What?" This was. the middle of the afternoon. Yes. And I. I open my phone. No. 1:00 a.m. I open my. phone up and he sends me a pit pillow. and the price is $500. And he's like, "Should we buy that?" And. I was like, "Uh, no. I don't really. think we should buy that." And he's.

like, "We should probably buy on the duo. card and split it." I'm like, "What?". And he spent half of my money on that. pillow. Are you telling me you didn't. give me the yes for this? I did not give. you a yes, man. Look at your wife and tell her that you. did not say yes to buying this. I said. no to that and then it showed up in the. mail. Look at her and say it. I said no. to that. Look at me again. Why would I need to do. that? I said no to that and I stand on. that. Did you look at her? Why are you.

What? Why do I feel like I'm in timeout? What are you doing to me? Because why in. the Why in the heck would we spend $500. on a a big Oh my gosh. Because it's fun, Kate. It's fun. You said yeah. Sue me. I wore the pit. pillow. Okay. Sue me. It's a nice comfy. pillow. It really is. It's great. Do you. sleep on it? Yeah. Like this? Well, that was so sad. So embarassing.

Why are you sleep Why is there holes in. your socks? Why is your butt so thin. right there? I'm so confused. What's. going on? I don't know what's going on. What did he say? I know. It's just. sticking out. Are you like, are you. purposely are you purposely sticking it. out? Wait, no, I'm not actually. My. squat My squat has been going up. I've. been killing it in the squat machine. Really? I mean, it's showing. It's. great. Yeah. Why is his butt actually. big? Yeah, it kind of looks like he.

pooped his pants. Stop laughing. You're. like shaking your whole body. Okay, get up, please. It looks like he. pooped his pants. Wait, can you jump. from high heights? Yes, I want to try. I. mean, it doesn't eliminate fall damage. Oh, no. It it it minus is at least 10. fall damage. Try. Try. Wait. So, why do we have the pillow. if it doesn't even stop when you jump. and hurt? It does. Okay. Like, she'll be. fine from there. See, now this right. here. Yeah. Land on like your side. She's clearly not going to be fine. Oh.

god. Oh my. You threw me back. I saw Kate's face. Yo, no. 3 2 1 or. anything. I think you might weigh a little too. much to be standing on the top of that. thing. That was a horrible dude. You. just threw my phone. That's so funny. K. almost went backwards into the hole in. the wall. I'm sorry, K. My phone like. flew. Jump. Jump straight flat on your.

butt on that. Don't break Don't break. Don't break your fall at all. Just go. This breaks. No, you be No, don't stand. on that. Don't stand on that. Yeah. Okay. What? What? How did that feel? What was. that? What was that? It was pretty cool, actually. Good. M. You jumped flat on. your butt on it. Uh, I want to land on. my butt. Straight up. Oh, on your butt. I'll belly. I mean, don't break your. fall at all. Just from where? From up. there. Wait, let me try again. No, that's okay. Really?

Oh, good job. It doesn't hurt. Yeah, I. weigh too much for that. I wouldn't eat. the bottom. Can I practice if I were to. trip? Yes. If it would break my fall. Wait, I actually Why would that. ironically be in front of you if you. trip? You're right. I just shouldn't. Wait. No. Can you stand up and give us. your best gunshot victim as you fall? I'm really good at that, by the way. Okay. Um, practice. Well, what if that. makes me a target for real gunshot? Uh, no. It won't. Just stand up. Real. gunshot. Are you sure someone won't. watch this and be like, I'm pretty sure.

you'll be fine. Are you sure someone. won't watch this and be like, I need to. see if that's accurate. And they'll cuz. I have like this fear of like dying. Okay, fine. Scrap the bit by a gunshot. wound to the head. Why'd you stop our. camera? It turned off. Oh, anyways. Go. ahead, Kate. That's not good. Yeah, the. battery is not charging. Nobody pay. attention. It's just one of the cameras. Go ahead. Okay. Uh, no. I I don't I. don't think I'd like to pretend that I'm. getting shot by a gun because what if I. I will. Okay. All right. Who's somebody shoot her? Yeah. What.

wasn't? Okay, I'll trip. Oh, don't ever. touch my head like that. She didn't do. it. What the freak? And Cash banged our. heads together or it was mad. I was so. mad. No, that was me in a club video. I. was like, Kate and Kate and Harper are. going to go headto head and it was just. dunk. I was so mad. Okay, I'm going to. I'm going to trip. Okay. Okay, let's see. it. Wait, you're showing a trip. I were to. ever fall. Grab that for handheld or. something. Wait, hold on. What are you. doing, Kate? Just do it right here. Do.

it right here, Kate. You're not You're. not in frame. It's fine. The the the. handheld's broken right now. So, just do. it right here. Okay. Okay. Making my way downtown. Why would you? Everybody give her an. applause. Yeah, you fell really well. Okay. The reaction after blame someone. for you tripping. Yes. Yeah. Good job. Oh, wait. No, you killed it. You saw him. push me, right? He slapped my head. I.

was I was shooting you. Okay, so that's. what I was try. M. No, this is what M. Matt, shoot me. Ready? Yep. Bounce. Oh, I see what you don't fall in a. straight line. Yeah. Okay. All right, I'll do it again. Ready? Shoot me. Ready? Three. Full sprint this time. Ready? It'll be a head shot. Ready? You don't fall in a straight line. What. do you mean you don't fall in a straight. line? What do you mean? You mean you. fall like this?

Can you fall like that? If you don't. throw in a straight line, I mean you. falling in a squiggly line. Can you fall. like that again? Shoot me hard. 3 2 1. That's better. Yeah, it's better. You. look like a pool noodle on. You literally look like. Cash like levitates up. I feel like it. does look like you know those pool. noodles when you're like trying to hit. your friend with it. Yeah. And it's wet. It's just like I'm interested to see if. you don't fall in a straight line. How.

do you fall? Huh? Let's see it. Like you. don't fall with your legs and arms. straight. You fall like this. Okay, let's see it. Okay, here. Stand right. here. Run. And then Mav shooter. Okay, for you, we'll do it a little different. You're getting a leg shot. Okay, now. shoot the head so we can see the same. thing but not in a straight line. Ready? Hold on. I missed. Do it again. Right. And go. Okay. That was the same stuff I did. No,

you landed like this. You went You might. as well stuck your tongue out while you. were down there. Rick Mortis set in. immediately on cash. Just like drawn X's. on your eyes. You didn't even like do. the head thing like Yeah, I don't cuz I. I don't need to do it. Yeah. With how. close range it is, she wouldn't do it. Maver try to do a back flip on it cuz. the pit pillow it actually loses your. bounce. Well, how about you do a back. flip? You trying to kill it? What do you. mean? I do a back flip. It gives you. less bounce. Please do it first. Why. don't you do something first? Oh, I can.

do something. Do it. A backward roll. No, I can do a trick, though. Your. handstand thing. A flipflop. This is. much cooler. A cartwheel. No. Okay. No, we're ready. Okay. All right. I I need a good spot to do this. How. about on the giant pillow? All right. Let's see it. I got some long legs and y all Yeah, you. do. Man, I wasn't going to say none, but. you're about to get kicked. Your legs. are color. Okay. Can you take your mic.

with you? I'll just And your truck. Oh. my gosh, you take up so much of the. couch. Yeah, I I'm going to take that as. a compliment. Okay. Let's see what happens here. All. right. You're really building this up. You're. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh no. I swear if she front. flip right I'm about to be mad. impressed. Yeah. If you front flip right. now I'm going lose it. If you if you've. been practicing in in secrecy she's.

going to like the camera. No this pit. pillow. Okay. All right. Ready? Dang it. You just fell from a handstand. What was that? That was a failed. handstand. Try to do a punch run. Gosh. I knew this was a waste of our time. I. knew it was going to be a let down. I. did. But we still let it happen. We're letting it go again. All right. Impress us. Oh, good job. She line up like she was going.

to do a front flip. Tada. Yay. Okay. Yay. I actually don't. Don't applause that. Do a front flip, Harper. Go. Don't think about it. Just. do a front flip. Okay. Don't hurt. yourself. Come on. All right. Front. flip. Front flip. Oh, good job. Catch. her up. Okay. Not cool. But let's just. do a bunch of different tricks. You. might break something. Yep. It was the. TV. Kind of odd you said that as soon as I. wrote that.

All right. I still smell like chips. You can't think about it. Go. Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right. Oh, what the. That was pretty good. That was pretty. good. Okay. I high five you though. I. felt it. You did hurt my knees though. What are you doing? It's coming for you. Oh, no. I'm not going to be that good. That was actually very impressive now. Okay. Maybe I could land it. All right.

Is this what this was bought for? Oh. Oh. That looks brutal. Your wife said, "Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got to give. like that gymnastics announcement." Here. we go. Mavina lining up on the tra on the mat. Mavino uh Mavina on the match. Mina. starting off with a good formation and. sticks the little rough landing there.

That hurt. Yeah, it looked like it. What' you What' you do, bud? Something with my appendix. I don't know if y'all heard that. He. said something with my appendix. It says. not pend. Wait. All right, Kenzie, you're the last. one. What do you want me to do? I don't. know. You got to do a little run up. You. have to do a front flip. Why? Even I. did. Somebody else did a front. And I'm. going to need you a chair, so you better. hurry. I even did a front flip. Kenzie, I don't know if I can. I can't do a. front flip. It's a I did one. Hey, just.

remember, jump up, not out. Should I do. a back flip? You didn't tell me that. Might break my neck. Why do you don't do. a back flip? No, it's actually safer and. easier. Back flips are a little easier. Front flip. Actually, I just made up the. safety part, but it's easier. I'm. nervous. I'm nervous. Don't be. What. should I do? It's okay, baby. Good girl. Uh, you can do both. I'll save you. I. can't. I don't know how to do. Here's. the thing. Kinsey will overthink things. if you let her go too long. Do it. Hurry. Do it. Do it quick.

Just Just flip. I I'm going to break my. neck. No, you're not. Just flip. Hurry. Go. Go. Just do it. Don't let the man. pressure you into it. Yeah, you got to. do it now. She's going to flip. Here we. go. Do you all jump like this? Don't. flip out though. Cash does. But the main. thing is you want to jump really high. I. can't watch high and tuck. Back flip. No. Do better. She can do a back flip. It's a little easier. Scared right now. All right. Go ahead. Don't scared. I. want to be easier. What if something happens? Easier for. you, not cash. I I'm just projecting my.

stress. Paraplegic. Oh, what? Wait, I did it. No, you didn't. No, your hands are on a. backflip. I didn't say that. Here you. go. Ready? Try again. front. Front front flip. You got it. Just run, jump, and tuck. I feel like. you're going to hit me. Oh, no. I'm not. What did I do wrong? Your hands were on. the ground. Really? Yes. Just Just make. sure your hands levitate off the ground. instead of be on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. No. Throw them and like tuck.

Cash feels in trouble. Yes. I'm in timeout. I said something bad. What did you say? Break a leg. Oh wow, you untucked really high in the air. You. know, I think you got the third one. Third one's a charm. It's almost Your. head was so close to the ground, Kenzie. Was it really a little bit? No. Kay. doesn't like I keep I keep saying things. every time Kenzie. Okay, back flip time. I want to try. Your head was so close to. the ground. Back flip. Really? No. No. You're fine. It's not going to do. anything. Back flip. I literally know a. girl that You don't want to back flip.

Wait, what happened? Wait, tell me what. happened. Wait, I want to try the back. or the It was literally just like a. tumbling accident and she she got. paralyzed. No, she she got paralyzed. Yes, cuz she was trying to do stunts. spot in her backyard. In the backyard, but that's from like high above when she. was like, "All right, let's see." I feel. so bad, but I think she's learning how. to walk again. Okay, let's go. What are. you doing? A front pole. A front pool. Front pool. Like, you're spinning in. Let's see this. I'm so scared. Let's see. it because this is going to be the. biggest thing. Are we wide enough for. this? I shouldn't have started this. I.

feel guilty. Break a leg. Good job. And that's enough of that. All right. Yeah, that was scary. You can sit. myself. Wait, do it back full. Okay. I. actually I I can try, but I'm scared. You got it. Oh, you need a spotter. Can. we not do it on the on the podcasting? No, it actually is a thing. If you if. you flip wrong, you can literally like. break a leg or become a parapolgic or. something bad because if you break your. neck, you've done or death, man. That's.

why I'm saying death isn't good. You're. going to have to risk it, though. So, I. think you should try. Yeah. Okay. The monster jam. I'm I'm gonna start on. the actual pillow pan. I'll front flip. off the monster jam. Monster. First off, his name is Gravedigger. Okay. Whoa. Wait. Say it again. The. monster. Monster jam. Monster. That's. the name of She just said Monster Jam. Monster. Oh dear. You're bored. Everyone.

always tells me I say monster wrong. Can. you say Can you say monster specifically. and what's the other one? What? Breffics. Monster Pacifically and. Brefix. Everyone, every time I say those. words, and you would think, how often. does those words come up in your life? Apparently a lot. Cuz every time I say. them, people laugh at me. It's actually. a lot of words. It's more than that. No, those are the top three. Okay, let's see. your front flip off of the I think we've. flipped enough. Okay, I think we flipped. enough. Why use a microphone, though? I.

I would love to see talking like that. What the monster? I think we've flipped. enough. I No. Try the back pull. I want. to see the back pull. I I've made it. All right. Don't overthink it. You know. what to do, right? So stressed out. Five. Okay, Harper. You got it. Four. You got this. Don't be as impressive as. you. No, but as long as you don't hurt. yourself, I think I'm the real winner. One. M. She needs more time to think. No. She's going to No. 98. Oh, please. No. 97. I do it on the floor. Harper.

Whatever. Whatever you more confident in. doing on the floor would be safer in my. opinion. Wait, hold on. Let me Yeah, you're fine. Ready? You don't want to do. it on the on the floor, though. I think. it's safer. I'm risky. All right, let's see it. Okay. Five. Four. We're only at 72. I don't do a. half. I don't do a half. Okay, try a. half. I don't know if this phone's. ringing. Oh, should I answer it? It's. It's your mom. Uh, no. Oh my gosh. You.

look like a little like greaser baby. What the No, she she wanted to talk. about our book coming out. This is a. very intense moment. All right. Okay. Okay. Here we go. All right. All right. You got this. You can do it. Okay. Four. Three. Okay. You got it. Two. You have a. whole pillow break. Oh, don't don't make her. Don't make. her. No. You can't you can't pressure. someone into doing this, guys. Send it. That was great.

All right. Wait. Oh, I feel like we're watching our. little cousin like No, it's coming. together. I see the vision. It's slowly. getting better. It's slowly getting. there. That was kind of the same as the last. one. You got it, Harper. Don't Don't. worry. You don't have to do it. Okay. You don't have to. I think that's. as good as it's going to get. Yeah. I. think me. Yes. Oh, I I I think we've. flipped enough times. There's been like. a thousand flips on this. Yeah, that was.

really impressive. I'm proud of. everyone. Did you find that impressive, audience? I might have to go out on a limb and say. they didn't. Um, but dude, see, I'm. telling you, you sit in that chair and. all of a sudden you got to be a menace. Look at him. Oh, I like this seat. There's something. about the monsters. Monsters. It's a. monster mask. Monsters. Monsters. I don't I you know Oh my gosh, guys. I.

[Music]. um. I was looking at our Spotify charts. We've never been so low. Yeah, but we've. never been so good. Yeah, we're so good. at the podcast. You know what's odd? We. drop on the charts, but we're getting. more views on Spotify than we ever have. Really? So, I don't really understand. the charts. But if you guys want to help. us chart on Spotify, go to go follow us. on our Spotify on uh LOL Podcast. Uh so. maybe we can chart again hopefully. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really upsetting.

I was scrolling and I couldn't find us. scrolling more. Maybe we should try to. not actually be on the pod and just AI. the whole pod. Oh, that would work. Yeah, we should try one podcast just. AIing it and see what happens. Yeah. See. if they notice. Have you guys seen. those? They look freaking real. Mhm. The. AI things. Have you seen the There's. like this one AI clip that always comes. up and it's like this kid in a. wheelchair. Like literally like a sick. kid. I think it's supposed to represent. like a kid with cancer on America's Got. Talent singing a worship song and hit.

the button. AI? Yes, it's an AI video. And then Simon Cal stands up and gives. the kid a round of applause. Y'all seen. that? I thought you were going to say. it's not like Are you sure that's not. real? It's not real. It's AI. Really? Yes. Well, I mean, if they're making an AI, why wouldn't they just give him the. golden button? I think that was like the. whole point was, you know, No, Kate's saying they gave him the red. buzzer. No, no, he didn't get any. buzzer. He got a round of applause from. Simon Cowl. And then the caption is, uh,

cancer patient gets a round of applause. from Simon Cow. Like, it's literally like, dude, when. Kate tells story, she just gives my. brain just so many loose ends. This is a. real story. And Kate just thought it was. AI. No, it's AI. I swear. Yeah. She's. like, "Oh, it turns out it was true.". No, I would not. I know it's not true. I. know it's AI. Is it in your dream? This. is definitely It's real. No, it's not. Is it real? Yeah, it is. No, it's not. It's not real. The one I've been seeing. is not real. Let me see. Okay, I'm the.

brightness to you. Let me see the video. I mean, it's so hard to tell nowadays. I. don't blame you. But, um, let me really. turn this down and let's just see. I. mean, this looks. No, M. I don't think it's real. Let me. see. I will tell you. It's this one. Let. me see. This is AI. Let me see. Yeah, that's AI. Yeah, that's the one that. always shows up. Uh, yeah. But what was your point with. that? Did you think it was real? For. half a second. I was like, "Oh my gosh.".

And then I realized it was AI. No, no, no. We're talking about the AI videos. that look real. The ones the ones that. look real, not the Yeah, cuz that was. clearly a clip. Like different clips. That kid looked like a duck. It wasn't. even like. That was even close to real. Okay, cut. what he said. What? What do you mean? No, we're not cutting that. You can't do. it with a dog. The thing had a beak on. its face. had a I guess the feeding tube. No, the. note. The no.

Okay. No, stop. Literally. No. I know. everybody think that's bad. The kid. No, the AI literally gave the man a dog. Stop getting mad at us making fun of a. fake human. Okay. It's like making fun. of an animation. It's It's like making. fun of Spongebob. The guy's not real. Spongebob with his long freaking nose, man. You can't say that nowadays. Skinny. little leg. Spongebob, don't say that. about Spongebob. I'm telling you, they'll cancel you for that. No, listen. That thing What we're talking about is.

the AI videos that are real. Yeah. No, that guy literally his nose was moving. as like a beat. Beats don't move. No, but I'm saying it. was like flat like this and it was going. like I saw it do that. I saw it. It went. You really can't sit lady like that. M. couldn't even see him and he said that. kid looks like a duck. Well, okay. I told you. Yeah, that that I understand how that. one got you. I mean what a second is.

like could be duck kid. Man, I I do not. like this. Can we please can we please. like look up or go on AI and be like. what I'm talking about is the real ones. that are like Have you seen the real. ones where they actually make them look. like a duck? Yeah. Real freaking Have. you seen that? It's like a human and. then it like turns into like an animal. and it's like. freaking or like they start pooping into. a duck. Stop. I'm trying. I'm trying. what? To sit down. You're just honking.

the horn. I'm not I'm not doing it. You. sound like a duck over there. What the. duck? Yeah. You You You said You said. something like sheet. What? You said, "Are you cheating?" When we were talking. about the sheets, right? Yeah. And we. were just talking about a duck. Dude, I'm just I just hope anybody knows. watching this podcast, man. If we've. ever offended you, we apologize. That's.

probably happened. And No, we Here's the. thing is it's it's a comedy podcast, so. you should watch our podcast the same. way you watch a comedy show. Yeah. And. sometimes you might think like, man, they're being really mean to that. person. Like calling a kid a duck. In. reality, they deserve it. What I meant to say was like you might. think, oh, Kate's being really mean to. Cash or Cash is being really mean to Mav. or, you know, Mav's a victim and Mav. should be treated that way. Okay,

but we're all just trolling. I don't. think those comments have ever made an. appearance. You know what? You know what? Actually, I I had this thought earlier in the. episode when I was talking about the war. flashbacks. You want to know why? Kinsey. and I whenever the boys start getting. slightly irritated at each other. We. kind of get super nervous because. they're going to start hitting each. other soon. Oh my gosh. So, we always. were like, "Okay, stop. Okay, stop." And. they don't listen. And it happened the. other night at the volleyball courts. They so bad. Everyone did. Me and Mav. were just a little heated in volleyball.

at each other. And I was 50% sure he. wasn't going to hit me. And and like, you know, one of us spit on the other, other one spits in the other one's face. And all of a sudden, everyone we're at. volleyball with was like, "Hey yo, break. them up. Break them up." Like, we. haven't even We spit. Calm down. Everyone, we break them up. Like, break. them up. We don't want to get banned. from this location. And I'm like, "Yo, since when did we ever get anyone banned. from a location since 2021?" Like, seriously, since 2021. The thing is is. y'all don't understand. When you get.

that mad, you get a look in your eye. Like, you're like you're like seeing. red. You're like like looking like about. to get looking like an AI just literally. like literally start looking freaking. like like if I could do your face, it is. this. And it's like when your eyes start. looking like that, you're about to start. getting I know exactly what she's. talking about. I mean that we my team. won the volleyball game and we went up. to shake Cash's hand and he spat on my. feet and didn't shake my hand. I spit on.

the sand, man. No, but Cash told me that. when you got in the car, you just were. like, Cash was like, "I spit on the. sand." And you were like, "It got on my. toe. It got on my toe." I don't care if. you I'm telling you. I said, "M, I spit. on the sand." He goes, "Some of it got. on my toe." I said, "Some of it got on. my foot." My toe. My foot. But either. way, I don't care. It's like this. That's No. No. Listen, listen, listen, listen. It's like someone like swinging a punch. at you. Dude, I didn't even hit you. Why. are you trying to fight me? It's like, you just swung on me. No. And then he.

looks at me. M walks up to me and right. in my face goes. No, I did not. Liars. Because I sprinkled on his toe. Did it. hit your face? Sue a man if he sprinkles. on your toe every once in a while. Okay. Did it hit your face? No, because I spit. right barely on his shoulder. Oh, but it. still hit him. It's sprinkled on your. toe. I don't care if a man if you go to. shake his hand. If you go to shake a. man's hand and he goes. right on your feet, that's that's how. wars get started. That's how do you.

understand what y'all are saying? Listen, do I think the mature thing was. for me to turn around and spit on him? No. Do I regret my actions? Yes. I wish. I would have called the police. boys. You know, they want us to just do what. girls do. They want us to just turn. around and be like, "Yeah, okay." Did. you see that? She's such We're not going. to be friends with her. Actually, she. bully her for the next year. She's She's. so ugly. Did you know that? I thought. she was the ugliest one out there today.

Yeah, that's what I thought. And you. know what? You know what? I don't think. she can hold a boyfriend. I don't even. think she can do that. No boy ever likes. her ever. Look at her. And you know, it's not just me that's saying this. And. I I don't want to gossip. I don't mean. to go. I'm not I'm not the gossip kind. I never gossip ever. I I know that. I'm. just telling I'm just saying the truth. about her. That's all I'm saying. I'm. not gossiping. I'm just saying the truth. about her. It's not gossip if you'd say. it to her face. And I would and I would. I would. Hi, how you doing? Yeah. I hate. her. Going up to her face. Sipping your.

tea while doing it is crazy. No, dude. That's my favorite line from from the. female species is when they say, "I'm. not gossiping, but well, it's you got to. start your sentence out with that. It's. going to be some gossip. So you guys. should just do what men do and just spit. on them. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Yeah. At least we. say it to each other's face. You know. what? It was resolved. By the time we. were home, we were over it. So bad. If. somebody spit in me or on me, I would. like be so mad. Thank you. Now, listen. Do you think the right thing to do is to. start throwing hands on someone? No. But.

you want to? Well, can I tell you a. story about somebody spitting on me? Yeah. Um, I was we were at a party, me. and my friend Addie, and it was at a. venue, and somebody started getting in a. fight. The cop brought out pepper spray. He pepper- sprayed every single person. in there except you. No, I got I got. some pepper spray on me. Did he get on. your toe? No. No. Thankfully, no. But. Addy got a bunch of pepper spray in her. mouth cuz she was like yelling. She's. like, "Yeah, it's a great party." And. the cop just went. like that. Like she was just completely. blindsided. Yeah. And the cop was like, "Here body rocking.

tonight.". [Music]. She got in her mouth and then she came. up. I got pepper spray in my mouth. And. when she said pepper, it all spit in my. mouth. Let me tell you something. If you. got pepper spray in your mouth, you. ain't walking around saying, "I got. pepper spray in my mouth." No. No. We. were You're on the ground like It was. probably just in the air from where they. sprayed it and she breathed it in. No, no, no. If it's in the air, you're out. of there. We were You can still breathe. it in. It could be in your mouth. I was. I was breathing it in and there was like. tear gas, too. It was so bad. Like you.

at tear gas? What are you talking about? Gosh. Well, I don't think I don't think. that is a party. I think that's You're. going to get Kate War flashback crime. scene. No. Yeah. And all the cops showed. up and I had to drive over the like the. hill which was like illegal to do. Um. but they were like, "Harpie, you have a. Bronco. It's fine." So I drove over the. hill with a bunch of people in my back. seat and I dropped them off on the side. so they wouldn't get caught by the cops. And then um on the side of the road. Yeah. Why' you say caught by the cops. like this?

Like were they cops or not? I dropped. them off so they wouldn't get caught by. the cops. I knew there was cops there. waiting. I'm just going to do this every. time we talk. Um, no. But yeah, so then. me and my friend rode back and she was. screaming the whole way. She's like, "I. can't breathe." Um, so yeah. And we'll. hear more about that. Wait, wait, wait. Clip that. Clip that. No, it's over. Okay. Yeah. Why are you guys still. watching? It's over. You guys do this. every time. You keep watching. We got. you. We're going to get up now and. leave. We got you. Okay. We're We're. done now. So you guys can click off.

Wait, wait, wait. But but we'll see you. next time. Why are they still watching? I'm. confused why they're still watching at. home. Oh my god. Oh, I know why they're. watching. You guys wanted to hear more. about the tour. In case you're wondering where they. know, no one's wondering. They know. Charlotte, North Carolina, Washington. DC, plenty of other shows. We're in 20. shows in like the US, Canada to Canada, Australia, London, Dublin. We're doing. shows all around the world. So if you. live in the world, our podcast is coming.

live near you. Yeah. Now, now the. episode is over so you can click off. And we heard you. We know you. We love. you. So, we're doing this these shows as. cheap as possible. Dallas, Texas, LA, Chicago, Cincinnati, Miami. We're doing. We're doing them everywhere. There's. tickets that are like 30 bucks. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Stop watching, guys. We're going to get up now and leave. Why. are you still here? And y'all are. supposed to All right, we can go, guys. Bye. No, you guys can't. You guys can. stop watching. Why are you watching. still?

All right, let's go play. Hey, they're. still watching. Let's Let's go. Oh. Oh, you mean right now? Yeah. Oh, I'm. probably just going to sit and read. No, I'm You can sit and read. That's fine. Do my coffee. Are you just going to stay here? Yeah. Okay. Bye. The room was full of archways. and stained glass. Countless shelves. were brimming with books of every kind. And at the end of at the center of the. room, there were a dozen rectangle.

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