Valentine's Day, But Make it Messy ft. Nat & Liv | Khloé in Wonder Land Episode 5 | Khloé Kardashian

yes daddy put it right in my face I. think lives needs to be up higher cuz. she's going to be going down haven't. gone down in a while you might. say the first time ever we're having sex. okay out of nowhere he farts okay. what instant like retract yeah like no. I'm going to die so I dated this one guy. bless him he kind of had a little bit. lower hangers when you get with the sock.

you know it it's the. sock so that's what our family is like I. love I love that welcome to Chloe and. Wonderland this is the podcast for real. and raw conversations that you won't. want to miss we've been drinking I think. Natalie is at. capacity shut. up film her.

[Music]. hey so first off we've been drinking we. have and I think what what I would think. the misconception is that people. probably think that we drink all the. time I think people think we're all. Party Girls yes which maybe we were when. we were younger we were we were and I'm. proud of that but I haven't left the. house since I think Halloween no and. we're all all literally twins I think.

introverted extroverts is how we. describe ourselves and that means that. we don't leave the house but when we do. when we do we are the life of the party. and we are are there's I think it's. called and maybe we'll have to look it. up an omnivert because when we're home. we're home and we're happy and we are. not bored we're Sober Sober not doing a. thing just living Our Lives watching TV. who knows and then when we're out we are. the energy we are the reason why I have.

to give you know an exhibit a and I. don't think it's came out on your show. yet exhibit a cuz I don't know when this. is airing but you guys this is this show. is airing I think Valentine's Day week. and I think your show but I don't know. the episode I have to say and I don't. know what camera I'm on but Chloe's. birthday 40th birthday I need to take a. moment and say to camera the funnest. night I think of my life and that's a. testament though to who you are and such. a great person and friend and energy you.

you bring to everyone it was the funnest. party and that was an extrovert night. you know normally you can go to a party. and then you're like I had so much fun. and then other people are like yeah yeah. whatever like across the board across. the board everyone was thriving and had. the best time here's the example at our. age now you're CU you know you girls are. moms people have families husbands wives. whatever you're not going to always get. someone who's ready to go Full Tilt. everyone was ready to.

again ATT test to you everyone wanted to. celebrate you and just like have the. best time but I also think being older. you realize how much effort it takes to. go out to get dressed to book a nanny or. just honestly totally get yourself ready. to go out if you don't have kids you're. like I appreciate the commitment and. dedication it takes for people to do. that and then for everyone not only to. do that but to show up and be like. tomorrow I don't care how I am.

falls to the walls and we all did that. made me happy yeah so whenever that. episode airs I don't know how much you. guys are to show on your show but it was. no I watched it we're safe one of the. best nights we're all safe we all look. amazing but it I mean it it looks what. it was it was so much fun just without. the slob Kebab at the end because we. were I was like you got to go home we. got to the text message afterwards from. everybody was like the text message epic. night you not remember the hourong phone.

calls afterwards oh my god oh yes that. was the end the drums was amazing it. made the night kind talked about it was. amazing so I don't know what you guys. think but my top questions about you. guys are how did we meet okay and people. do not know what your voices sound like. a lot of people are like they see you on. Instagram and they're always like why. don't they film more videos cuz it's. just too much work no I think it's. Millennial thing we just on the cusp of.

like I know we have to do video for. content and all that but it's just a. little hard to grab a phone and be like. hey guys no I feel like it's like a a. cringe thing like I feel like maybe I'm. judging like j z but I feel like it's. when I watch jenz like man like dance. and like whatever great I I know but I'm. being honest it's like like would I. rather not I'd skip it like like when we. were on our TV shows that's more our.

Vibe like a camera's just there you're. talking talking it's not as performative. it's like let me plan this out in. XYZ or the introvert thing I'm not. really going to be like okay I'm like at. home hey guys like I can't do a day in. the I wish I could I just I feel so. weird I do love watching it but um yeah. that is a funny take and and a great. observation because we don't do a lot of. video on social or not video that where. you guys are talking right yeah do you.

guys remember how we met cuz I think I. do I know okay I want to see if it's the. same story when we all went a on a hike. at Kim we went to Kim Hill house and we. walked to Kylie and we walked to Kylie's. up the hill yeah that was our first. meeting and. so Natalie has a daughter yes and Kim. and I have daughters kids and so. Natalie's daughter her name is dove she.

is friends with all of our kids and our. kids also have this Bond Circle which is. amazing so we have these little bubbles. all over the place and they all go to. the same school and they all get to hang. out and so we're all so intertwined that. we like we'll see each other at school. and be like hey what's up and like. that's sort of our check-in and like. from across the field and we're like hey. Nat live yes and then we're like good. like we feel recharged totally but where.

so tell everyone where you guys are from. Natalie and I are cousins yes you guys. are cousins cuz you know a lot of people. think you guys are sisters they. do I know that s um no so our moms were. sisters Julia and Rhonda shout out shout. out to Julia and. Rhonda and um yeah we obviously grew up. together and wait what's crazy is. Natalie looks identical to Liv's m.

everyone says it no no I it's a I know. Kim told me you saw a picture and you. were Tri I saw her at preschool I was. like yeah you met her oh I go are you. Nat's mom she's like I'm her aunt I was. like you're freaking me out right now so. I know it's it's actually pretty crazy. jeans are wild jeans are weird yes. they're cousins yeah we're cousins our. moms are sisters obviously we grew up. together like we were. siblings um and then we're from. Vancouver Canada.

we moved here about 10 years ago now to. almost the date it was February 7th. 2015 oh my gosh that's crazy so almost. the date I recently became nobody cares. an American. citizen no for real though it's it's no. I love that it's a major accomplishment. so are you dual citizenship yes so I. kept my Canadian that's a plus we are. West Coast girls we love being Canadian. but we love being here with you do you. notice a difference cuz not from just.

where you're from cuz I know it's a. small town but do you think Canadian men. are different than American men yes yes. 100% I mean bad or good I feel like just. in general Canadian people are different. than like American people and that goes. to say for just like General politeness. and like well you're just raised. different you're just raised different. and it's sucks cuz like I feel like the.

only good American people we've met is. when you guys oh my God I swear to God I. swear um but everyone says Canadians are. much nicer like just in general it's. just like Kinder nicer feel like when. you go to the grocery store right like. on average the average person hold open. a door for someone they'll say thank you. here they don't and I want or they don't. even hold the door for you you know it's. very Like A Dog Eat World situ situation.

here right where. like it's like a community feel and just. like more Kinder and so that does bleed. into the dating situation like I feel. like men are just raised to be a bit. Kinder a bit more polite a bit more old. all we've dated is American men so where. we keep going for the American men no um. but I but funny enough I do still look. for those qualities in an American man. one quick thing as you're saying that. I've noticed with American man that.

kills me is cuz I've served and Natalie. has as well we've been waitresses before. in our past life um is I feel like a lot. of American men don't look at the. servers and say they say let me get and. let me. get me for me especially being a server. not not only just be nice to a human but. just like I you know hi may please have. D I agree and Tristan was always like he. would look people in their eyes I love.

ey contact can you name like what you. don't have to name the person but like. what would what is the best date you've. ever been on. versus Natalie I can't even look at you. cuz I already know versus what is the. worst date you've ever been on wait can. I have one have as many sips as you need. to get these stories out but honestly. the worst date episodes are wild okay so. we're talking about actual dates okay. first of all yes we are well I'm not. much. of any of us are we're not dat it's so.

we've met through someone or they've. like slid into our I know. first what is it uh Burgers oh yesing in. a corner burgers that was no names no no. names but the hottest guy so gorgeous so. hot so I'll tell you so hot he might. need another. chance might need another chance no. matter how pathetic the actions are I. feel like he needs.

Redemption he's so hot okay so I'll tell. you my worst the worst date I've ever. been on I don't know if it's a date or. like a. weekend because we don't really like go. out to a restaurant pick up it's you. know especially you you're not going to. go out this guy a date for you randomly. met this guy in an elevator meet this. guy and I'm just being me so I'm like. being super flirty part's like off a. movie you guys I'm like hey what's your. name like just being an elevator amazing. meets in an elevator he's like hey I'm.

actually staying on your floor yada y. I'm like okay whatever we end up getting. in touch with the one another we don't. really hang out this trip he's like hey. I'm going to be. in I would love to hang out with you. cool we were in at the same time I hate. to hear this Kim and I we go we're in so. hot we're in I don't know if he was. belligerently drunk or on something else. but we were like let's go meet meet at. this Suite upstairs so we can sit and.

talk and this person is now hysterically. crying over a. cheeseburger and crying because I'm such. a nice person and clearly this is these. are not normal yeah emotions because we. have not done anything yet and we can't. even have a chat and I just remember. being like how do I get out of this. place I have a grown man who's crying. over a cheeseburger. saying how great I am but we don't know.

each other planning on like making out. with you tonight and it's now not lit's. have a smooch I am dying too and it. couldn't happen and I couldn't so wait. how did get get out again did some fake. call I remember saying oh my gosh I our. flight is in a couple hours I have to. leave and I ran to Kim's floor and I was. like I got to get out and Kim and Kylie. were on the other floor and I was like I. got to get out of here. and they were like what are you doing I.

was like I'm hiding until it's time. until he leaves because I could not. handle it and I don't know if he was on. drugs either way if you're on drugs it's. a red flag I don't want to be with you. if you're on drugs but he was so hot so. hot he's still current and I want to. hook up with you like if you weren't. crying and you were still on drugs I. probably up with you crying we may have. this slide you're soot so hot but you.

can't cry over a cheeseburger and expect. me to be horny after that I just want to. know what his game plan was like he came. in with a. like drugs and chats with Chloe you blew. it man you guys theing over Burger and. Fries was wild like overshot and he was. really nervous probably was nervous but. he was nervous well that was my worst. date so what was your worst date dang I. don't really go on dates H okay mine. wasn't like a date M was like meet up. whatever you want to call dates at all.

okay what was your worst situation so. here's the thing so I can say it for. you I know um I don't really do dates. like at all which I probably should I. should start doing those but I don't we. all should but someone that ended up. being like someone that I dated or. having sex okay he like looks at me and. I'm like. yeah whatever okay then out of nowhere. he startles himself startles he farts. okay.

what and like he like get so nervous and. he like farted and got so nervous wait I. don't know this St I know I haven't told. you guys cuz it's that embarrassing I. know it so it's a fart and like instant. like retract of like the moment like. yeah like no I'm going to die I'm and. I'm lying there like had I re yeah like. no problem babe no didn't he say like. sorry which was maybe worse he addressed. the fart he address the part you can't.

address acknowledge keep going like for. me I'm like you don't acknowledge you. guys that is disgusting you don't. address and he did like a like a suck up. noise. like the noise like yeah no it didn't. help and I was like look and you're like. locked eyes and you're like yeah there's. no way to go back from this not going. back that is so disgusting he farted and. I had to just like like sit there and. bear it.

yeah I mean it wasn't a good look first. spook I'm not going to lie it wasn't I. mean we've you know are human but no but. that's sick it's that is to be honest. and I was like do I acknowledge like do. I verbally say. like no or do you just like casually be. like no he shouldn't have address you. keep going no that's it you guys want to. drink yeah let's have a. it always starts the same way you wake.

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do.com I was dating someone I can't. remember if we were intimate or not at. this point I'm I'm assuming we were I. don't know but I'm assuming and he slept. over and he wet the bed no but like just. wet the bed and I was like okay that's. weird obviously cuz we're adults this is. weird never 20 and older okay adults and. then I remember I was like he was never.

addressed it like we never talked about. it I was. like okay maybe this didn't happen. because like we didn't talk about. partying or no I don't think we were. like maybe drinking but we weren't like. black out belligerently drunk you guys. will die when I tell you this is later. you guys are just going to die and then. I remember the second time he slept over. he did it again and I remember telling. Kim no no and I remember were telling. Kim I was like oh no he's peeing the bed.

like he's a child I don't want to hear. this yeah so he was a peep. boy we don't need pee boys I need to. know yeah tell us what's going on. snorting the prettiest girl is like the. biggest snorter on the planet it's wild. snort okay sorry yeah no don't don't. be but I do it is go oh I'll will tell. you later okay live you're okay okay.

I've been thinking come on well it's not. really a dating stit now farter not a. pee pet oh I. got can because we made a song of it oh. Joel was on the piano oh my brother yes. okay so I guess we're not really talking. about dating Stites but now we're. getting into the intimate weird intimate. situations so this one guy fart ago no. we've already gone through fart and PE.

there's only one thing left what is. it yeah what does that mean the sack. clap oh the sack clap wait we've never. talked with the sack clap with. Chloe sack clop Chloe you know let me. explain wait spell it you know what a. sack clop is she will know and so will. the women viewers so I dated this one. guy we got to the point of is a usable. episode by the way is it okay okay we.

got to the point of intimacy we're. dating we're fully a thing whatever so. anyways bless him he kind of had a. little bit lower hangers I don't Hacky. Sacks Hacky Sacks good old Hacky Sacks. so you know whatever kick those balls. doing our. thing told my friends and like it's. quite the the hacky quite the hacky my. god when you get hit with the sack you. know it get hit by the sack so we call. it the sa clap and our brothers we have.

one of my brothers is gay I have three. brothers one of them's gay and her. brother Joel's gay so we naturally talk. to them about our sex lives whatever. naturally and um you know and they're. men so we we tell them about the sack. clap and then this is this whole thing. and my cousin Joel gets on the piano. he's very musical he's musical he gives. a chord or whatever it's a sack. CL it's a. CL it's a s CL. so that's what our family is like I love.

I love that we tell each other about our. sex capades and make songs I got to call. cim shh be. quiet oh wait don't we be like hey she. took. hey Kimberly. Kimberly it's Natalie Natalie Olivia and. Chloe were on the we're in Chloe and. Wonderland where are you B but we're. very drunk. what but we I had don't.

say yes you know this is our only time. we live we don't we drink all day was we. were talking about our worst dating. experiences remember pee boy who peed. the bed you don't have to say. names in the townhouse oh yes yes yes. yes yes I was telling them the story and. like nobody believes that someone pees. the bed as an adult multiple times well. I think if it was like very drunk I.

don't know very drunk and also it. happened had to be well we we hope. so had to be Olivia had a hacky sack. moment where the balls just hacky sacked. against her vagine vene or something. what I don't know we're a little drunk I. don't know what's happening we don't. know what's going well we're not well. next app you're joining us a financial. meeting like.

oh well doctor sorry Governor sorry. doctor we'll let you be we will make. Take This legal jargon. elsewhere Ballack but I'm very jealous. it sounds like I just got someone walked. in the room and said Chloe says you need. to call her back immediately oh my god. oh well we do we apologize for the. misinformation on such a professional. meeting that you're having. I literally in a room like full fill.

with people oh my god oh well I hope. it's very lucrative for your Deep. Pockets my darling we're sorry my. darling we're waiting for for Natalie to. talk about the micros but she hasn't. given us that yet she hasn't given us. that te but later she will I'm going to. give her some more shots smells so B for. them everyone's for them she pluralized. it cam you're outing us by know no just.

I'm saying for people never mind no. you're right for the. micro Community micro Community they are. a community we love. you no you but you actually can't if. anyone wants to donate please swipe up. to Chloe and Wonderland yes I don't. shame no. we either you don't but you don't. shame okay bye love you by love you m. she's like literally probably a massive.

with like President Trump and she's like. all slapping the wall I'm sorry but the. hyack we need to affiliate another. member of the hcky sack. Community do you guys look at your DMs. for dating I don't me neither I got to. honestly say I have not looked at my DMs. in like years and when I do I'm like. disappointed disappointed. and like I know there's like a lot of.

people in there but like they just like. I'm like like how they come and like. approach you is like so whack that. you're like it's GH ites me out what. would we want them to say is it just cuz. we're not attracted to them and what. they say no I honestly I feel like if. they said hi like um I think you're. pretty as opposed to yo you want a. I'm like wait what toally em I can't do. an emoji like testing the water CU they.

don't want screenshot or whatever want. to feel. lame something of substance like hey. like I see that you're into this or like. hey like anything. normal I think though if you have a. hotti it doesn't really matter what they. say what if the guy was hot if he was. really hot. noal the boy if Burger boy slid in with. an emoji IE if it was Burger boy I'd be. like I would be like eyes back be like.

what's up the am do hard eyes that. Olivia and I have. had the amount of times me and Liv have. DMS from the same person that didn't do. their research that were not research. family and they send us the exact same. thing or like like you guys will you. cracks to my sister Sophia as well yeah. it goes so I will say if Kim gets a DM. we'll say did you get this one and we. check and normally we do I'm like do you.

not think sisters are checking or how. many times have we gotten the same all. of us friends and we all check these. people are nuts man you guys are pick. one and shoot your shot you can't go. through. the shoot the net really wide you can't. it's insane idiots again I think it goes. back to the point I said earlier is. depending. upon how he looks he gets to pass on. certain things I'm I'm sorry but that's.

one of the first things you notice but. obviously I think organically is the. best if you literally just meet him out. that's a little hard cuz especially us. three don't really go out much I have. never ever dated someone that I've met. on or social oh really so it's been all. organic friend been organic through a. friend and if they've reached out to me. socially but I've been introduced. because of a friend I've never what I've. never met someone the straight up DM.

correct yeah never that have you I have. okay I don't think you have not never. yeah she's asleep no never yeah I have. well speaking of different types of way. of meeting I have been on Rya it's a. dating app and it's not so successful oh. it's not I thought it was more. successful than the rest I think I I'm. the type where look when people say it. always grinds my gears when people are.

like oh la is the worst for dating. people or Miami is the wor I feel like. the Outlook should be like you could. meet him anywhere I could turn around. tomorrow literally and meet him so to. put down the city you're in or put down. an app or put down a DM I just think is. putting out to the universe that you're. not going to accept it so I'm not going. to put down anything or any Avenue but. that being said I've tried a dating app. and it's not not eh it's whatever I'm I.

might I think I'll probably go off soon. just to switch it up so I don't exclude. anything because I just think you're. closing yourself off but um that being. said so far. it's I don't know we'll see I'm I'm open. but I don't love the dating app so far. any guidelines for you you've been out. of the market for a minute yeah raising. your daughter focused on that. I don't think you've really branched out.

like at all to be honest I don't think. you've opened yourself up at all in the. last four five years I know I Haven I. feel like you haven't either I Haven you. girls are just focusing on your kids and. like don't talk to me yeah yeah no and. that's that's great I that's amazing I I. want to be at that St that's why I say. when you guys you guys have your kids. that's great I know you want to find. love and a partner and all that stuff. but like at least you have your. wonderful babies that I love so much and.

you you are the best auntie to them but. I want to find it but I'm not desperate. to find it you know like when I do I do. it is what it is I don't feel that at. all both your content I think that's the. beauty and you girls I have to say as. your best friends amazing mothers honest. honestly I know people say that and I'm. not being biased they honestly I had to. look at camera for that they are the. most amazing mothers I I look up to you.

I've learned from you feel like when. it's my time I will have the best. teachers or questions or whatever you. guys are really really amazing hon takes. a village I think in anything in. relationships and family and if it. wasn't for you girls like just even the. ability to talk about people when. you need to talk about them we all need. to we have we need that outlet well even. we need to vent about our kids or like. oh my gosh this happened or my sister. did this it could be any relationship.

you need that Circle where you can vent. to it doesn't have to just be a man it. has to just be a relationship and I. think if we didn't have that Village it. would be really hard you guys saying. that how you guys are foreigners and if. it's not for you two being together what. would you guys have and like that we. found each other it's so good that we've. all found each other. because if you guys weren't there like. what would we'd be a party of five like. that's crazy to think about like we need. you guys so we all play such a factor.

and role in each other's lives and I. don't think we would really survive if. we didn't have each other so I love you. guys I love you too so much I really do. honestly I cherish you in our friendship. and yeah know we're getting. sappy I love you guys and thank you guys. for doing Chloe and Wonderland with me. [Music].