The Lord & The Lady ft. Scott Disick | Khloé in Wonder Land Episode 1 | Khloé Kardashian

Lord di I know you don't do podcasts. have I don't do anything for you though. CL you are father extraordinaire I do. explain to Mason how drinking affected. me I'm not treating you any different. because of my mistakes or how I live but. if I see a problem I will take action do. you remember when we wrestled crazy. drunk wrestled oh Paris Courtney kicked. you out of the car you threw up on your. driver my mom was like you are an. embarrassment that's how rumors get. started I don't know how many people.

remember this but. oh this is more than a show it's a. window into my world and the stories. that make it meaningful welcome to Chloe. and. Wonderland number one you are the very. first person that is recording with me. in my PO I didn't know that I don't know. if it's going to be episode one oh but. you're bull it is bull so I'm like the. guinea pig yes and then I'm not even the.

First Step well I don't know oh cuz you. probably get somebody more famous than. me and then it just depends what you. give me today that's course manure well. hey let's see what you got I'll give you. everything I've always wanted to give. you but thank you I know you don't do. podcasts I would do anything for you. though CL thank you you know that have. you ever done a. podcast no shut up I was asked to do one. though the other day when I was in Vegas. these guys who have a podcast asked me. to do one and I just said yeah but and. you didn't you just bailed I didn't do. it.

okay it's a good one though and I would. if I did why didn't you do. it I don't know I just feel like if it's. not within our family the last thing I. want to be asked is about our family get. it and then maybe I answer something a. little bit weird and then I have 87. people writing me on the group chat how. could you say this or that like I don't. want our group vicious like imagine if. they were like so is Jenner really what.

she's like in real life and I'm like. yeah she's lovely and then they turn it. around somehow and then she's like so. you don't think I'm lovely I just I. don't I don't want all that stress it's. a lot of stress it's a lot of pressure. and I've been in like interviews where. I'm like you could just ask about me and. then it turns immediately I had. something happen recently I was doing a. car segment and they told me they were. going to ask me just about my vehicles. and I'm into cars right and I sit down.

in a chair in my house and I thought it. was about the cars and his first. question is about you. and Lamar and I was like what. about I was like is this a tell what the. you like what a throwback coule but. right I'm. like what's going on here so it was a. total decoy to try to like get me to. talk about intense so I had to I stopped. what year was this recently like a few.

months ago that was probably the last. time I've done an interview and that was. kind of like this is exactly why I don't. do interviews yeah and it's scary and I. think with podcast anything like they. even doing this it was really. intimidating for me because people will. twist your words around it's not the. same how it was years ago no now. anything you say can be used against you. or it's not politically correct and I. know how you and I talk sometimes it's. not politically correct yeah no it's and.

we're not trying to offend anybody but. we're just used to being who we are well. and being normal being normal but the. new normal is bizarre yeah everything is. Twisted upside down even when I'm with. me sometimes and he's looking at insta. Tik Tok this one that one and I'm like. the information that they get so much. more than we had like I remember it. being hard to find a naked girl to off. to literally like when I was 14 I would.

have to find like a Playboy somewhere. well do you remember going to your. parents house and looking was it your. mom in Playboy no what was she no she. worked at a Playboy Mansion okay we were. down in your basement she had had the. outfit the Playboy bunny bunny yeah and. pictures I remember one of the Bonnie. the bunny and I think in Manhattan it. was like one a Hef Playboy Mansion clubs. that's what it was okay she wasn't a. nude.

model that's how rumors get started yeah. so speaking of your kids I think it's so. crazy to think of when I mean I first. met you you really are I would say the. king of. reinvention we have lur DIC we have. Scott we have God douchebag no I'm just. kidding then we have douch Lord douche. Kebab you are I think father. extraordinaire and do really like the.

father thing but it's crazy how many and. I know that is a part of life the. evolution of Life the different chapters. we have but think about to when I first. met you oh my God we were kids we were. kids how old were you I first met you. like. 232 22 and and I was a young. 22 you think I mean I didn't come off. that way and I felt like I tried to. overcompensate by trying to make pretend. that I was mature and knew what I was. doing but I really.

didn't like I was definitely like. relying on my parents for things and. like I wasn't like a big shot on my own. like running a business knowing what I. was doing like definitely like calling. home like I probably need money to like. take court on a date yeah but isn't that. how every 22y old is well yes but at the. time you know your sister was older than. me by five years so like I was trying to. be more mature than I really was but I. was a kid you know like it's my first.

like. real relationship relationship and you. know it progressed fast and then we're. living together that was you know my. first time I think really living with. someone and it's so weird you too I know. CU court and I were living together and. then you and Court met and what's weird. is I don't know why I hated you so much. from the start like I didn't even give. you you did give me a chance I think you. think I felt like I was gun like no this.

guy's a and I just don't like you no I. did some things that just don't remember. yeah we were fine who you and me yeah. there came a time where you were like yo. you're F you and then right but I felt. like I didn't like you from the it. wasn't from the get well good my memory. doesn't serve me correctly yeah no you. were totally fine I just was not a great. person and you were like yo I like you. but you're a.

at that point in my life and I was like. when I look back I'm like I can't. believe anybody tolerated that kind. of but it's also what made you you. sure and I also think the evolution of. you and the growth of you is such a. beautiful thing I mean I consider you. one of my best friends and I love you so. much and I don't think we would be where. we are now with the for no I believe. that all of those situations.

for sure cu the bad no we we went. through a lot for sure a lot of ups and. downs I think a lot of me not liking you. was yes what you did but also I felt. like you were in crouching on my. territory too I just thought you being. protective and being smart okay we could. keep it there then sure I was being. smart I like to hear that I mean you. were honestly you just protecting your. sister and looking back I would have. probably done the same I mean the really. amazing thing about our relationship.

yours with the entire family is that you. were around before the show even started. yeah which I think is a nice thing it's. a great thing I think it's an amazing. thing and just all of us on this journey. together I think is so special yeah and. I don't think I don't know how many. people realize that you were on the show. because there's new viewers of the show. I think the other definitely know yeah. probably not but what did your parents. think like what did your friends think. back at home about starting this. adventure with your girlfriend and her.

family and all of us I mean you remember. my parents they liked it they loved it. cuz they were just like we hate that you. live in California but if we can see you. on TV it's good enough for us cuz like. we didn't have FaceTime probably imagine. if we had FaceTime when they were alive. I'd have been they would have called me. 97 times a day on FaceTime they already. did call you all the time no but not on. FaceTime cuz we didn't have that yet. right so I got crazy no FaceTime yeah no.

Instagram there was none of that they. had some they had like my they just had. like the tabloids oh yeah and that was a. problem every day they're like you got. Chloe pregnant I'm like yes Dad I got. Chloe pregnant he like okay I'll call. you later I'm like you never got they. but that's what they would say on the. front of them like every week it was a. different sister I got pregnant I'm like. where's the kids it's crazy when I so I. did a poll like who do you guys want on.

my podcast and you were the number one. person that got requested to be on my. podcast and then my number one question. was well I think there's two questions. have you and I ever hooked up yeah no we. haven't and I didn't know if this was. related to you and I or just in general. why aren't we married I don't know if. that's like together or why aren't we. married we both not married but I don't. know which one it was they mean to each. other that's what I'm saying I don't.

know that's a huge difference well. nobody specified who am I well how do we. ask the poers I don't care to give it a. lot of attention right that would be a. little weird do you find it strange I. mean no no I don't find that strange for. years people oh have always ran with. this narrative about either you hooking. up with Kendall I've always seen a lot. it's either Kendall or me and I'm like I. don't even know if you and Kendall hang. out that much because she's always just.

so busy I don't think has any truth so. they just run with anything you know. what I mean just like oh look at their. relationship they're close boom let's. just say something ridiculous it's so. nasty but yeah and then people with us. because we get along long well people. are like they're soulmates like bro I. have children with her sister yeah it's. wild not soulmates it's I obviously say. a lot of gross things that are probably. too much but you that's just who I am. you know your humor but obviously I'm.

not serious like and I I've even like. the fact that people think that is. psychotic but I guess if I was watching. a show and I wanted it to be. entertainment you know I guess I would. jump to those too like oh my god well. the crazy thing is if we actually were. together we would be annihilated for it. so it's like. people do you me like no one's ever be. pretty crazy well yeah it's disgusting. but I'm but it would be totally fine in. like two weeks these days like after two.

weeks of like Annihilation it would be. like and it worked it's a while it's. psychotic it's psychotic where was the. turning point in our relationship that. made cuz I don't remember exactly when I. turn you around yeah like where it. turned cuz I we had a rothy start and. then it once it turned good I feel like. we never got off that track even if we. don't agree on something we don't ever. like hate each other or before it was. very appar parent our disdain for one.

another or how frustrated I if we have a. problem now we like talk it through but. what do you think was the I honestly. think it was probably just me. being a little bit better of like. maturity or something or growing up a. drop and you were like all right let me. give them another chance and then we. became friends and I think when we moved. to the Hampton we became closer and we'd. spent more time together again I kind of. think you think it was that far may.

maybe not no it wasn't it was way before. that I feel like maybe just when we. moved out like when I moved out and you. in court had your own space I don't know. maybe I'm wrong well cuz when we lived. together we really never saw you so it. wasn't like it really mattered okay so. something that you and I talk about a. lot privately is the fame aspect and I. think it's easy for us to say like. people this is a an.

awkward cuz you always want what you. don't have so people when you complain. about Fame people like oh must be that. yada yada but what are for you what are. the pros and cons to fame like how do. you deal with it what do you think the. only real Pro is money right and then. everything else is a g I agree but it. you know I I see sometimes when people. like will come up to me or something if. I'm in public and like there's let's say. people asking me stuff or this.

photographers and they're like how do. you deal with this and I always say you. know you take the good with the you good. with the good and the bad with the bad. like there's a price to pay for. everything you know if I was working at. Fortune 500 I'd be working my ass off. and stressed out and be in an office all. day and not be able to see my children. as much and I'd be stressed out to. another level but with this you're just. noticed wherever you are and it could be. frustrating and difficult but yeah you. know it's just like any job like there's.

perks and then there's the negatives but. you can also like you and I I feel like. have learned to navigate living our. lives in a way where we don't really. feel that famous because we know where. to go know where to not not leave at. certain times I know but isn't that sad. how calculated we have to be in order. there's no way you or I could just like. be set up on a random date and like just. like go to a random restaurant with.

somebody we don't know and go have a. drink and be like oh I wanted to meet. them and see what's up now that we are. both parents what advice would you give. to your kids do you want them to be a. part of this I feel like it's up to them. yeah they don't. seem very interested but I. remember Kylie and Kendall at their age. not being interested at all and not. wanting to do the show or be on the show. or having any part of it and at that.

time I don't think they even knew what. it was or what it was going to be but. they definitely were like we're going to. school like you guys can film even. though they were like on the show but. like at a default right just like if the. cameras are rolling they were in the. background type thing but it's crazy to. think what they've. become now look at the 13 or 14. grandkids when they all become of age. what they could do is like a Royal.

Rumble of the world it's terrifying it's. insane it is terrifying look at what two. girls did I know like Kendall and Kylie. blew up a whole society of their age. that's a good way to look at it it. really is 13 different personalities. hitting on different demographics I am. so terrified just for oh my God storm. shy true and dream to be teenagers at. the same time I am terrified and then.

you have the older North me this one. that one so if they're going out they're. gonna be like oh there's my cousin oh. there's my oh this whole club's my. cousin let's go it's going to be insane. imagine the guy on the microphone having. a name drop every person there it's G to. be a problem I see you dream oh this one. that one. North like we were killing it with four. of us going out five of us going out. killing it like when we first got famous.

it was like oh we're going out it's wild. think about them in Vegas remember our. Vegas Nights were God I'm imagine them. going 15 deep like with their friends. and like it's just crazy we were a. tsunami of craziness I can't imagine. them and now it's such a different thing. because people look at you so different. just because of even like social. followings like Mason decided to get. Instagram the other day cuz we let him. he got a million followers like within a.

day or two not posting a photo and for. some people that's like their life dream. like oh my God followers oh my God so. for them they don't even care but like. their whole network is so. ginormous they don't even understand yet. no they don't have a clue because I also. grew up with it I think out of all your. kids I think rain would be the one. that's the most comfortable in front of. the camera I think he'd want it the most.

like he'd want to. be we all he's. like carry he is the funniest kid has. the craziest personality and voices he's. wild and you don't even know what. happened this morning what so we're all. having like breakfast before they go to. school. and one of our nannies Ally and she's. great and he loves her and he pulls me. aside in the morning he's like.

did you hear anything last night I go no. he. goes very loud I go was loud I go what. are you talking about he. goes you not like I go what R what are. you talking about he. goes Al only was dancing again last. night I go she was dancing he goes yes. what does that mean she sneaks men in at. night she dances and the men just shower. money on her and make it R I swear to.

you I go so your Nanny exotic dances at. night for money in your house yeah when. we're sleeping he's like yeah em and Aly. over hears him and she's like yeah. rain he's lying right of course he's. lying she's not dancing I didn't know. what you wereing out of my house he's. what nine he's wild yeah but almost a. week 10 in December and two weeks but.

and this is what he said oh my God but. he was so like serious Stone Cold F I. mean I obviously didn't believe him but. I just wanted him to tell the story so I. was like keep going and he's like I mean. yeah the guys were making it rain they. were throwing money and you know she's. just she does what she does and I was. like maybe it's a Christmas most also. like you he's wild he is. wild when was the last time you needed. to go to the doct doctor but you pushed. it Off made the excuse I'm too busy.

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show like old episodes yeah I think it's. cute that like they. have you know like a lot of families. show their kids albums of pictures we. able to show them full videos of Our. Lives of them being born of them like. growing up you know I just think the. version which I would too I mean I would. be mortified for so much that my kids. would have to see but the version you. are right now. and the version you were then like.

sticking $100 bills down waiters throats. I thought about that just now yelling at. people like I don't want to that but the. truth is I do explain to. Mason like how drinking affected me and. how badly it put me in certain places. that's good and he knows that and he for. a while thought I was going to treat him. differently because of that and I said. I'm not treating you any different. because of my mistake or how I lived but.

if I see a problem with alcohol with you. I will take action right but other than. that you are just like every other kid. you're going to try drinking when you're. going to try drinking but if I see a. problem that might be hereditary then. I'll jump in but until then you're. treated like every other kid but I think. I would love to have him see the crazy. it's funny that he hasn't seen some of. these things maybe so maybe if he.

sees the outlandishness of you like the. Miami days and all that maybe that would. prevent him from drinking yeah because. he'll see how wow like my dad was a real. then but he also knows how incredible. you are now so it's not like you're. still like this but no definitely but. you know you're right and I think that's. a great way to look at it because he is. a going to be a Teena well he's 15 but. he's going to be experimenting when he's. older and it's good that you say that to. him cuz you still got to let him be a.

kid but also know I do know what could. happen if someone doesn't really I've I. talk to him all the time about it and. I'm just like you know it take you down. a really bad Road or it could be a. really fun road you know like I feel. like Kendall and Kylie are a perfect. example of like they'll go out they have. some drinks and they're like the perfect. mix of like K didn't even drink right. and Kenall and Kylie they have a few.

drinks and they have fun and they're. good but nothing more and me in court. were slob. kebabs well Court stopped kind of after. the first kid but not me well you only. get drunk when you get drunk you drink. to geted yeah and that's when it's h. like it's a rare occasion but when it. happens it's full force it happens do. you remember when we wrestled in. the like straight raight up crazy drunk.

wrestled in the middle of that oh the. Versailles Paris oh Paris yes on the. floor yeah in the Versailles and people. were like guys this is like a museum you. can't be wrestling and throwing things. we're like everyone no it was I threw up. on my driver I think yeah it was Kim and. Kanye's what's that wedding so it was. the wedding but what's it's like a party. before the wedding I know Lana Del re. was like singing while we were oh my God. it was miserable it's so embarrassing.

Kim and Kanye rented the entire Palace. of Versailles um Scott and I weren't. aware that the wedding location was. going to be elsewhere we were flying to. Italy the so we were in London no we. were in Paris I don't yep we were in. Paris we were saying the Four Seasons. okay we were in Paris you're right. you're right you and I were having a. drinking competition oh my God and I. took an entire bottle of vodka drink it. I was also going through a divorce I was.

like not in the best place and you and I. started wrestling on the floor in front. of thousands of people I think it might. have been my. birthday maybe it's around that time. yeah and and I was like I'm trying to. time kicked you out of the car you threw. up on your driver my mom kicked me out. of the room and was like you are an. embarrassment she's like you're. disgusting I don't know if she said. those words I mean she was like yelling. at me and Courtney was yelling at you. when we were like shamed in the hallway.

it was fell asleep I remember Kendall. and Kylie walked by and everyone was. like you got to get up we have to catch. a flight to go that was the craziest. waking up the wedding I was like you. guys are for not waking up like. telling us to stop ear I think I slept. in the bathroom of. my I and they're like we're getting on a. plane we're going to Italy and I I was. so drunk at the wedding but I drank the. day before it was horrible it was. horrible oh they really needed to tell.

but they needed to take we were going to. fly the next day at 7 oh it was horrible. but that was so crazy to like look back. at that and now like obviously you would. still have fun but we would never be. throwing bottles around and wrestling. through the Versailles like I hope I. mean who knows that was fun actually. yeah do it again but the hangover oh my. god do you think because you were an. only child you got away with so much. more like I wonder I think we having.

siblings like we hold each other. accountable where when you're an only. child no one's there to like either rat. you out or tell your parents to talk. about things in a real way like my. parents didn't really know how to. discuss certain things and relate it. back to them and say you know I've been. through this and I could could help you. here let me tell you a story about. myself whereas mace or P or anybody like.

Mason especially like if he's going. through something you know I talk to him. about my life and like mistakes that I. did and I'm like here's what I've done. what's worked for me what hasn't worked. for me and like even recently like he's. starting to really like girls and. obviously girls like him and I just said. you know it's like you could do whatever. you want just don't lie and don't. manipulate any girls okay so if a girl. tells you she wants to maybe do. something with you and like hook up or.

whatever if she knows that like you're. not in a relationship with her don't. tell her you are just to get something. out of her and he was like no I I know I. get it and I hear him on the phone he's. like we could we we can't what but we're. friends and he tells them straight up. like because that's where it's like. manipulating a girl to say I love you I. love you I want to be with you I want to. be with you just to like get somewhere. right then the next day you're with. someone else so I said listen you can do.

whatever you want as long as you're. honest M and you know honesty is the. best policy but back in our day it. wasn't so easy like you know if you met. someone it was like okay I gotta you. know do whatever it. takes but I also think now because of. social or this or that it's so. transparent to who they are you can't. real ride these days we're back in the. day we could live double lives and no. one would know about it yeah I can't. even imagine imine like they have no way. of being private hiding anything no.

right no how are you with dating around. the kids like that's. separate or is it like do you discuss. that with them do they ask yeah I mean I. kind of told them that. like cuz they're older I imagine they're. ask they they ask me they'd like me to. be with somebody I think and they you. know they do voice to me that they like. me to be with someone and I kind of say. like until I find the right person I.

don't really want to bring another. person around unless it's like the end. all Beall person just because I don't. want them to get attached to somebody. else. but I have to do my thing too or I'll. never meet anyone but like they're all. like starting to get older and it's not. that much longer until like they're of. age all of them so for the next like. five six seven years if like my.

attention is on them I have the rest of. my life to. be a single guy like right now it's a. guy like that my focus is on them and if. I was with somebody else like yeah I'd. still be a good dad but I would have. somebody that I would be putting on a. pedestal near them I mean if I weren't. in my situation I would be like Scott.

this is but because I feel the. same right kind of in the same thing I. feel like my kids are yes men are. younger than yours but they're just my. top priority and I don't care about. dating I don't know what will happen in. a couple years or next year I don't know. but I'm I'm not dating I don't care to. like my focus is just my kids but I. think if I wasn't in my situation I'd be. like you're so full of but I totally get. it and I think it's the smart to me I.

think it's the smartest thing well look. I. mean you know my youngest is 10 right so. in eight years he graduates high. school in eight years I'll still be able. to do my thing I mean I feel like in. eight years you and I both will find. someone for sure I. yeah I'm I'm just not that worried about. it like I feel like yeah I'm not worried. about the right person if they're meant. to be they'll come but I'm just like I. don't want to like.

search be disappointed to date now yeah. I think it's so different and I by the. way a lot of people I know that are not. famous are in like these long. relationships and they're breaking up. that's crazy but I keep hearing it where. are you going yeah the grass is not. always greener you got to water your own. grass sometimes is that like. masturbating no just water your own. grass but I meant just like prioritize. right your relationship and water.

yourself with your partner like if. you're in with someone for like 12 15. years dude they're don't start over. you're good but no like these are people. that are like that's what I'm but. they're making mistake they're not like. it wasn't like there was no option what. would you say. you've like in terms of vulnerability or. what you want to give to your next. partner like what would that be that you.

would do differently from the past like. do you want to be more vulnerable or do. you feel like staying guarded is the way. to be um I don't think I was like. guarded or anything in my last. relationship you. know I don't think that was like a. problem in our. relationship yeah that's not like a huge. thing I think about I just so even being. in the Limelight and stuff you feel like. you're pretty open when you meet people. like when I'm deep into a relationship.

and I trust somebody and like love. somebody which is a rare thing right. I've only been in a few. relationships but like my last one I. trusted the girl I was with very much. and told her everything that I felt in. the world and was totally like a good. fine thing you know good so it hasn't. hardened you. no like my last relationship was good it. was just kind of like we were we're in. different places at different times in. our lives and we know that I've tend to.

date a little younger than I. should and are you going to stick with. that are you going to try to go a little. older I can't go well so what's your age. maybe range the. like maybe I'll get back with her when. she gets older that be EAS but she'll. still be the same yeah but she'll be. matured then and older and been through. life a little bit and got over had some.

heartbreaks and learn the rules of the. that's a little cheat Cod yeah like let. them go let them and if they come back. it's meant to be yeah so they needed. like some time it's kind of great. because it gives me a time to like be. with my kids got it and you you and. you've gotten like some life lessons in. you what are the things you both love. and dislike the most about each other. I mean honestly I feel like with.

you the things that I once disliked from. you I like love like they're just who. makes you up like but I don't even I. just think we have such a relationship. where you're literally like my brother. that it's everything you do like if my. brother annoys me it's like like it's. un oh yeah no I don't have a doubt even. if I don't talk to you for weeks or like.

you can call me at any time and you're. my brother I'm obsessed with you I feel. like I could go to you with like. anything in the world so it's so weird. happy that I have you I know I'm so. happy that we all have each other I. would say the only thing that annoys me. sometimes we don't see each other enough. and we live so damn close to each other. I agree that it feels like we don't live. near each other when we go walk to each. other's houses well I was going to say. the only thing that really annoys me. about you is when say you're going to. come to something and then you don't. show up all right I was thinking you.

going to do that to me today never and I. said well my mom is right next door I. could always pull her in no I would. never do that well I didn't know no. never I hate that you think. that I got to never not showing up to. anything you're the biggest liar you. don't show up to almost everything I. invite you. to that's okay no I know it just. I'm just said I've never not what did.

you just say I'm gonna show up to. everything like the other day I showed. up to the party for dream at your house. oh my God that was so funny and I was. like I not going to not make this I was. like M get in the car we got to get out. of here we got to go over you have fun. yeah a lot of thriving he was F killing. all felt like he was thriving he had the. best time and we went to Malibu after. that it had a good little day took all. of his friends to tro for like a little. talian cute yeah I mean bada boom bada. bada bing bada boom you're drinking a DC.

yeah I learned it from you what happened. to your ginger ale you're over it I. don't drink those anymore no no well I. didn't you know the whole thing with. ginger you know I know I didn't think. sugar had sugar and it's see I'll only. have like once in a while and have one. the gingers were something else. addictive that was a whole joke with the. FL sweet Hawaiian rolls oh God those are. sickening you would oh my god did you. see what made the other night on the. family chat she made sweet Hawaiian.

rolls she sliced them melted vanilla ice. cream dipped the sweet her wine rolls in. vanilla ice cream like oh batter. sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on it fry it. so it's french toast but drenched in. vanilla ice cream is like a recipe you. found saw on the to to yeah and so. eating it and I'm like if Scott sees. this. thank God I'm like doesn't tell herant I.

know but trust me she'd find a way yeah. dairy free take one of those pills. before you eat good to go wow um it. actually gives me like PTSD thinking of. all those Gingers and those Hawaiian. rolls I used to take guil obsessions. right now you know that but for that. like what they would go on vacation with. me sweet Hawaiian rolls like pack those. what is something you would take right. now what's like your snack fetish that. you love if now we're out of sweet.

Hawaiian rolls I like Cheerios it's like. sweet the Honey Nut Cheerios that's it. nothing crazy wow so you used to be the. snacker are you not the king snacker. anymore I haven't been snacking like I. used. to I haven't really had chips either for. a while that really works but the chips. were like I was a big chipper yeah and. like goldfish no you loved all that CRA. oh my God junk by your bed yeah you used. to if anything would piss me off it.

would be that the Caps no you didn't. care as much as the other person no I. didn't care that much but just seeing it. in the Caps that's what bothered me more. three different Gatorades on the soda it. was three different Gatorades one Ginger. a bowl. of. um the fish goldfish and then maybe a. chocolate or a candy then some chips I. mean it would. snacker oh my God totally it was a snack.

Aon do you have any regrets I. mean no regrets I say no yeah I mean I. definitely regret a lot of my horrific. Behavior going through some of my life. but I don't dwell on it you know and. look back and say. like H maybe I do but I would have done. things a little differently in certain. times and places but I feel like instead.

of like making it about me and thinking. about it like. oh I'm just trying to make it like if I. can give my kids the help to not have to. go through those times that I had that. were. miserable it's all worth it yeah all you. can do like you know you dwell many and. there's so many things I see that I. could have had had different turnouts in. my life or just how things are better.

and being a different way you know. getting where you want I could teach. them and it makes me happy that I've. been there and done it both ways you. know yeah but you can't change anything. you can't it's brought you here to where. you are and I think I think it would be. something different to say if you were a. loser mess right now but because you are. where you are now I think it's cool to.

reflect on those. things it would be way too old to be. still doing that. stuff what is one goal that you're still. chasing if you have. one um I'd like to get a family lake. house nice I think that's a good goal. maybe that is a great goal and I build. houses so I could build it oh yeah I. don't I don't know if enough people know. that you build houses yeah I love it I. know that's your passion project I mean.

it was a passion and then it turned into. a business yeah and it's a good business. you know like you love that your career. is still a passion project of yours yeah. I mean I you know you always hear people. saying. like a job is not a job if you really. love it and I feel that way a lot with. like the building the houses and stuff. like that and then when I started doing. it it was like wow this is amazing.

I don't know how many people remember. this but. oh the pod pod yes in the bathtub yes. that's what I was thinking oh my God I. can't believe I didn't start with that. so I'm thinking we're doing this while. podcasts are the biggest thing in the. world and you and I started a podcast. way before anybody in a bathtub together. which is insane I I had a bathing suit. on and you had swim trunks on but there.

was no this was when podcast well when. you say in a bathtub together but it's. still psychotic the whole thing was. psychotic but you looked like you were. from baay watch yes I my I had a red. bathing suit on it was crazy but when. there was no visual for podcast it was. right we just had the thing and then we. eventually lost the recorder what lake. was that where were we the it was a. sound yeah the bay the bay it was behind. her house yeah oh you were hold on for.

dear life I would not let go that rft so. we were on top what year was that that. was Penelope was and it was called the. Lord and the lady because you're the. Lord I'm the lady that should be the. episode of this the lord of the lady. okay drop that down the lord of the lady. we did a few episodes imagine if we. stuck with that and I tried to do. another one in Cleveland yes but I was. pregnant and I hated oh you were not. having no I was so annoyed there's also.

a question that I read from a poll that. said if we got stuck maybe on an island. together okay what we would get annoyed. with first with each other and I was. like oh I know exactly what my answer. would be for that tell me me asking you. too many. questions yeah like that night in the. car you'll never let that night go I. must have just been on like bad mood I. mean we in a car we have nothing from. Santa.

Barbara to do is to talk and I guess. some people don't they're you're like. have you heard of the radio put a song. on I don't want to talk all the time you. were just asking me like 50 questions in. well you weren't talking so I just. wanted to get the juice while I had you. I was I locked the doors I was like yo. I'm getting it on so I just wanted to. know questions I like you might have. like got out of the car maybe stop I. didn't get out of the car I need to. switch cars oh my God. wow but yeah that would be it if we were. stuck on an you're never going to let.

that go no it was too funny cuz that. really was just like I'm just asking you. questions honestly the questions. wouldn't bother me what would bother me. is the hacking I don't hack anymore I've. noticed that but why do you not hack. anymore cuz I was scared of you telling. me you also told me I would never find a. girl if I did that so I made you better. you unhacked me oh my God jila I love. that for us I'm very proud of you. because that's like you just do things.

out of habit you don't even notice. you're doing them I feel like that was. that so yeah how you had to be aware. enough to stop doing the hacking yeah it. was a lot a big deal but you noticed it. was a lot it was gross okay good as long. as you noticed yeah no thank God you. were so gung-ho about it you're like. you're never going to be with anyone if. you keep ping you I'm not one to. sugarcoat things I can't believe that. you thought of the podcast we originally. did too I just thought of that I was. like why have we not talked about wor.

the original. podc nobody thought of it no we kept up. on it we would have. been like the. biggest I don't even know what we talked. about but we loved that we were. podcasting in an actual tub but no one. could see us right but we could have. really been like and. pretending chairs yeah but we true bed. but we could could been lying in bed we. could have been lying to the audience.

but instead we actually were doing the. things we said we were doing I guess we. were filming a show yeah but they got. the visual still who cares about that. show wait what was your favorite take. series. uh I kind of like the Hamptons even. though you hated the Hamptons the. Hampton was my least favorite Tak series. I like I like them all I like New York. you did not like New York well maybe. because you lived there love you're from. New York but some of the people oh I.

think I liked the one but I did one with. Kim without you no offense to you it was. just nice because I got to be with Chris. a lot and like my friends and oh that. Chris I was yeah what it's a cooky no. not the dump I was like where are we. going no I think those Tak shows were. fun Miami was too much for. me New York was great and the Hamp was. pretty great but though they were fun it.

was just crazy that we would move our. lives for like 5 months at a. time we had nothing else to do lordy. thank you so much for doing this I love. you I love you and I feel honored that. you don't do podcasts but you did mine. maybe after this I'm going to have to. start Scott welcome to Wonderland that's. what this is called oh I didn't even. know that Chloe and Wonderland so. welcome to Wonderland and this episode. the Lord and his lady the Lord and his. lady episode one let's just make that.

clear you can't make I did this and then. I'm episode like eight well I'll give. something really juicy we could you. could be episode one come here babe. let's love. you I don't know what hand movement that. was but it felt gross it wasn't good it. felt gross it was ah.