F*ck 'Em ft. Kris Jenner | Khloé In Wonder Land
Kris Jenner. This is an important. subject. All the people that he. >> people. No, Mom. I mean, no, Mom. >> Oh my god. No, Mom. When you start. acting like my mom. The headline was. that I hate my face lift. >> What's up with Kris Jenner? We heard she. was furious with Steven Levine. The. media build you up just to [music] knock. you down. Yeah. I ran into Oprah. Name drop over. here. >> Dinosaurs are really dragons. Feelings.
Did anybody else understand what she. just said? >> Yeah. Okay, good. Wedding bells with you. and Corey? >> You're sexy. You're outgoing. You're so. smart. >> here? What if I'm riding the bike and. somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs. the bike, nobody'll know where I am, throws me in the back of a van, and. takes off? That's crazy. >> [laughter]. >> Oh my gosh, you turned into a goat. Thanks, Khloé.
Thank you so much for my little surprise. in my car today. Did you get the smoothie? Did you get the Was that not from you? Who else would it be from? You didn't. leave anything in my car today on my. dashboard? Was it Chanel? No. No. On. your dashboard? >> about it cuz I thought it was from you. It's not from you? Jesus? Baby Jesus? >> That's got to be Paxi. Paxi wasn't at my. house today. Did one of you guys leave a. baby Jesus on my car today? That is not.
from me. >> into your house? >> Yes. >> had all the Jesus's? How could I forget? It's a whole episode. People are writing. me about baby Jesus from all over the. world. >> not that it's not that it's not that you. really do it. >> I know, but how do you What What do you. Who do you think that's from? It's. probably from Jesus. So, look, I said. >> got in the car. I'm late for my podcast. recording, and let me show you what is. in my car. Okay, I'm going to show you. And I said, "Thank you, Mommy.". It's the little Jesus sitting on my. dashboard. >> We got that. He left this on my.
dashboard. I swear to you I swear on. Jesus I did not leave that for you. That's crazy. How would that be there? Who would do that? That's so nice. What. is the sign? What does that mean? >> means that somebody is watching over you. and protecting you and they're just. saying hey I've got this. And you were. going to the hospital. So how crazy is. that? And I wasn't in the hospital for. me. I was going for Amari. Right but. still that's just protection and angels.
and It is crazy. None of you guys really. did that. I did not do it. I was at. Erewhon and I was. Erewhon. Well I have my own smoothie now for. Mother's Day. The way you bullied. yourself into that is crazy. >> Do you know that this is a very. competitive family and I loved. Kourtney's, I loved Kendall's, I loved. Kylie's. and I needed my own smoothie. I needed. to get to be a part of this. Yeah. No no. you definitely.
I It's so pretty. It's blueberries and. strawberries and it's edible flowers on. top for Mother's Day. It looks like a. little bouquet and it's really good. Wait is that why you said that you left. a smoothie in my car instead of the. Jesus? >> maybe somebody else put it one of the. new smoothies in your car and I thought. oh you're welcome. I like the baby Jesus better. So. Coachella just passed. I know. What are. your feelings about Coachella? I wanted. to go to Coachella because I wanted to.
see Justin so badly and he's been. leading up to this and talking about it. and really excited about it. I'm just so. happy the way that it all turned out for. him. That made me so happy because I. really want him to win and he's so. talented and so lovely and so kind and. such a he's like part of our family and. you want that person to to have everyone. else see what we all see. And he wanted. it so badly, I'm sure. And you know,
that. >> given his entire life to this. >> this. And it was fantastic. We were out. of town. Well, I was gone for the first. one. >> The first weekend Yeah. >> was True's birthday weekend. Oh, yeah. So, I was. >> were with me. It's probably the first. year ever that I've had FOMO from. Coachella cuz I genuinely could care. less. >> I would have loved to have been there. for that. But I've never had any. >> Coachella where all sisters are there. I. was the only one not there. That's the.
first time we've all been there at the. same time or they have all. Mhm. Um. normally it's like two or three. Yeah. And then for Justin to perform like. someone that like you've known forever. >> night for him. So much. I know. >> Two great weekends. >> Everybody is so proud of him and he did. such a great job. And then the second. weekend, I was out of the country. And I. watched it, you know, the the next day. with Billie Eilish. And I thought that. was the cutest. That I mean, I was just my cheeks hurt.
from smiling. That was so cute. >> if you go on TikTok and you see like. girls are like live streaming. themselves watching the live stream and. people don't realize it's Billie and. they're like, "I'm so pissed. I should. be that girl. What fan is this?" Like they're like. angry. >> Oh, they didn't know. Then when they see. it's Billie, everyone's attitude and. tone changes. They're like, "Billie!". and they're screaming and they're so. happy for her. And her reaction, like. her not being able to stand, her smiling.
from ear to ear. It was so cute and. relatable and It was really cute. I wish. I would have been there for that. And I. wouldn't have minded seeing Madonna come. out. That was so great. >> With Sabrina. >> Mhm. Yeah. Can you imagine thinking. you're going to the Sabrina performance, which is remarkable and so exciting and. and a a privilege, and then having. Madonna come out? Well, that's what. Coachella is what it is. They always. bring out something major, something.
incredible, and you think weekend one is. like, oh, this is it. They always do. something great for weekend two as. >> I don't know how they're topping this. for next year. What are our some shows. that you're into? You're always. telling me about some new show. Friends. and Neighbors right now. Okay. I'm into. that. I just Oh my gosh, Chloe, yesterday I was on a flight. and it was an 8 and 1/2-hour flight, so. I needed things to do and stuff to. watch. I watched the Luther Vandross.
documentary. Mhm. I laughed, I cried, and I sang along. Well, it said on I I mean, I just heard about. it because I follow his. his Instagram, even though, you know, he's. >> RIP. Well, I He's been gone for like. over. >> No, earmuffs, do not tell me that. But. like, did he's I think he was gone. before Instagram was a thing. >> Yeah. So, after.
>> He has somebody is running his brand's. Instagram, and it's really great. >> him. And I [clears throat] love it. because it brings back all the old. memories and the songs and you learn. stuff about him, and I'm just kind of. obsessed with him. And I watched this. documentary. >> Share at the Grammys saying Luther. Vandross. was crazy. Do you remember that when she opened up. the ticket the song is called that, but. she said that's who won the Grammy? Never mind. And that's fine. Did anybody else. understand what she just said?
>> Yes. Okay, good. But anyway, I really. enjoyed that. So, I'm watch I watched. that. I watch I'm watching Imperfect. Women. with Kerry Washington, who I adore her, And that was really good. There's so. many shows. It's crazy. >> Mhm. There's a lot right now. So, I get. really excited. And of course, 20/20. every Friday night. And Dateline. >> Dateline, yeah. I love the murder shows. Um a girl, her name is Ashley Flowers, and she has the number one true crime.
podcast. She said Dateline is like for. like beginners because there's like. there's a conclusion at the end. Like. she deals with like cold case files. She's helped solve her company has. helped solve. over 20 cold cases, and she does this. podcast with her best friend. You have to give me the info so I can. listen to it. Oh my god, but just the. things we were talking about, we could. have gone on and I was getting worked. up. Like I had so many thoughts in my. head. I was like.
And what what about this case? And what. about that case? And we were just. jumping around. It was really fun. I am. really into 20/20 right now. Mhm. >> Like I feel like I don't know. They've. really. stepped it up and elevated the crime. stories that they choose to tell. And it really. gets you going? Yeah. But it also like. changes the my behavior. Like I will do. things more carefully sometimes. >> Yeah. Basically, I was on vacation and I.
felt like taking the bicycle out in. front of the villa and riding down to. the restaurant. >> Mhm. And I thought, no, because what if. I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps. out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am, throws me. in the back of a van, and takes off. A. van on a small island. Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, I don't know. That's where. my head goes. >> Got it. So, I've got to just, you know, try not to get too carried away with my. own little scenarios. And I I'm. developing my own show in my head. Yeah.
>> always thinking. So, I have a lot of. security right now. I know you do. >> So, I won't, you know, My mom won't go on a walk in the. neighborhood without security following. her in a vehicle in case someone tries. to snatch her. Yeah. That's crazy. I know, but I'm still. here. >> [laughter]. >> Thank god. >> I'm still here. >> Thank god. What time do you go to sleep. on an average? I've been better. Well, don't lie. Just say the truth. Okay, 9:00. That's good. >> Yeah. I don't think that's.
>> Used to be earlier. It's accurate. Mhm. I went to bed last night at 9:30, woke. up at 4:30. Well, you're on you're. jet-lagged. You're in on a different. time zone. On an average. 9:00. I've. been doing 9:00. Okay. I think that You used to go to bed like. at 7:00. Listen, I feel really good. about myself right now and I think that. the peptides, no, the peptides, the. supplements, the way I take care of. myself, and the sleep I try to get, and.
I specifically say to myself, okay, this. is how many hours I want to get tonight. because this is what I have to do. tomorrow. Sleep is the only thing that's. going to really repair your body, recover your body, your cell turnover, all of that. Sleep is. >> turnover. >> Sleep is a non-negotiable. No, it's. really important and you know what else. I discovered. in this last couple weeks What? >> a bouncing around? The more firm the mattress, the better I. sleep. I'm not like this is an important. subject. >> Which is great, but you can't go into.
other people's homes and say you need a. firmer mattress. No, no, no. I thought I. was. inspired. and saying, are you sure you're. comfortable on that mattress? Yes, I. love my bed. My bed is my sanctuary. >> or soft or medium? Medium, but you freak out. >> like. Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Yeah, but everyone's allowed to like different. things. Mine is like a memory foam. But okay, this is what I just. discovered. >> Oy. I want to try a memory foam.
mattress, the firmest that it can be, but I want to put it in a guest room to. make sure I really like it before I. invest in making like a handmade one for. the. >> Handmade. My mattress is. >> Custom made. custom size. Yeah. >> And it's like the geriatric. Like it has. a remote. It goes up. >> want that. Let me tell you something. At. first when they were like, "Do you want. this option?" I was like, "Well, what if. I don't use it?" And they're like, "You'll never tell." Like so just get it.
cuz it was a few hundred dollars more. I. was like, "Fine." Cuz you can not use it. and it's the flat mattress. Mom, I will never in my life not have that. mattress. Oh, wow. I watch TV. >> put any mattress on it. It doesn't have. to be. Okay. I'm watching TV. I'm. positioned up. It does your legs if you. want your legs up. >> Wow, bougie. >> You It is the bougiest thing ever. >> get that. >> And it vibrates at night. True and.
Tatum, all they do they say, "Put on Put. on the shaking." And it like shakes them. to sleep. It's amazing. It shakes you to. sleep. >> vibing. So it relaxes you and you fall asleep. It is. >> I want to catch that vibe. I like it. You could catch that vibe. You can catch. that vibe and lay at my house. >> to go practice on your bed. Well, just. wait till. I'm there. >> really Okay. I won't come over and sneak. into your house and want to play in your. bed. with you. But I'm just I'm really.
into like concentrating on my sleep. habits, my supplement habits, doing the sauna. It's like trying to do. all the things that you read about is a. full-time job. And I already have a. couple full-time jobs. >> Right. >> So I've been trying to balance and I. love a good balance. But I've been. trying to like sneak in a sauna, sneak. in a red light, Well, that's why you do. red light while you're watching Dateline. or 20/20. Okay, well, that's a problem. because I do my red light and you have.
to put the goggles on so you can't see. the show. But you can hear it. I need to. see the action. >> the red light masks that I gave people. for Christmas? Like it's a face mask. with Velcro and you can see through. Did. you give me one? I don't think you did. I don't [music]. know. Cuz I would have had to. >> we have an extra one. You guys know how intentional I am about. what I eat, especially when it comes to. protein. So when my friends at. goodranchers.com. informed me that over 85% of grass-fed.
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already know what's true or not true? Do. you get worked up about the news. coverage or what they're saying? Most of. what. I see and hear, you don't know what's. true and what's not true anymore. Well, you even have a problem with what is AI. My mom will see AI photos of like me and. my sisters. >> working at a restaurant. She's like, "When did you guys work at this. restaurant?" And we're like, I thought. you were doing like a. >> That's not real. Like an ad for whatever.
restaurant that was. >> You can't even tell what's AI, but we. are like, it's crazy. >> I can't. >> The one of all of us at the tattoo. parlor, I'm like, "Mom, put you got to. stop. You got to stop.". >> Well, here's the thing. I like to take. mental health breaks and not go online. because I think it's really healthy. Like this last couple weeks, I tried not to look, but the first thing. I have to do as. a manager and somebody who's running. these businesses for five beautiful.
daughters and my amazing son is make. sure like what's going on and what do I. need, what fire do I need to put out. today. Sometimes like waking up to some. of the craziest stuff. is jolting. Or, just making sure that. everybody's posting what they're. supposed to be posting, achieving the. deliverables that are being asked of us. to do for different brands, and that. everybody's doing what they're supposed. to be doing, and it's running like a. well-oiled machine. That's my job. So,
when I'm doing that, then at the same. time you come across the craziest. Like, for example, lately, it's this. headline about my face lift, which it is really, truly driving me. crazy because. >> And what's the headline? Well, the. headline right now is that I hate my. face lift, and I'm really mad at I'm. furious at my doctor, Steven Levine, which couldn't be further from the. truth. It's a flat-out lie. I love my. face lift. I adore my doctor. I'm.
obsessed with him. One of the most. talented, amazing men I've ever met, and. somebody who really put. his heart and soul into what he did for. me and what he does for any other. patient that he has. He's the nicest man. in the world with the biggest heart, and. he's so smart and so meticulous. He's an. artist. And he really does a great job with all. of his patients. I mean, I could give. you. um a list of of only the ones I know,
which I never would, but just all the. people that he's. >> people. No, Mom. I mean, no, Mom. >> Oh my god. No, Mom, when you start acting like my. mom. But, um so, that's really. disappointing because. first of all, if I take you back to. my face and my face lift journey from oh. like almost a year and a half ago, I never, in a million years, was going. to talk about doing a face lift. I. didn't bring this to anybody's.
attention. I didn't post a picture and. say, "Oh my god, guys, look at my face. lift. Don't I look great?". I like was minding my own business. I. flew to Paris. I went to Lauren. Sanchez's wedding shower. Was having the. time of my life. And you looked so. beautiful. Thank you. But then all of a. sudden, the media started posting all. these pictures of me going, "Oh my gosh, look at her jawline. Look at her neck. Look at her this. Look at her that." And. it became sort of this crazy obsessive.
thing where every single person was. posting about it, talking about it. There were doctors that I've never met. before in my life that were putting my. face up on a screen with like a pointer. going, "And this is what she had done. And this is what she had done." There. was one doctor that posted a photo of me. and did a live or, you know, a a taped. video with the pointer and said, "See. right here, Chris has had three.
rhinoplasties." Mm. And I've never had. my nose done. And Steven didn't go in to this with me. like my facelift and say, "I'm going to. re- like do every little detail of her. face." The goal was to do a beautiful. lift and give me a a refresh and do a. beautiful jawline, which I achieved. And it was really interesting because. everybody started making such a big deal. out of it. But then there was a group of.
people and one by one, there were. several people that started to take. credit for the work. Kind of in a, you know, like, "Oh, I. might have done that." Or I might not. have. And it was kind of interesting. And so I called. >> all of all of all of all of all. Right. And I I called Steven and I said, "Hey, this is getting so much attention and. it's really out of hand. And I'd like to just say who, you know, your name do. How do you feel about. that?" And he said, "Well, I'm cool with. it. Why don't we just create a.
password?" I think I told you this. before that if somebody calls, you know, and because of this referral, then I'll. know that it's from you. And we'll create a password. So, we did. And you're saying because publicly you. were going to acknowledge who your. doctor was. Right. He was going to. become booked and busy. But if anyone that you referred wanted. to get in, you would have the Kristiana. password and they can get in. And me, yes. That's what the password is. Correct. So, we.
>> of. news outlets. No, no, no. So, anyway, we. and all these outlets, every media. outlet was calling our PR, Christie, and. asking, you know, will you tell us who. did it? Will you tell us who did it? And. then people just started taking credit. for it and I was like, no, not on my. watch. This is This is not cool. What. are you upset about? Well, I think. >> Cuz clearly you're stunning. And your face looks impeccable. I am so. happy.
are bold. Yeah, of course they are. >> Of course. I'm just saying what are we. upset about? >> I'm upset that people are calling out. saying I'm furious with my doctor. I'm. blaming him for this facelift that. completely fell apart, which no and no. The only reason to even bring it up or. say anything about it is because it's. really hurting someone else. Like, I don't really. I can take what people say. I have. pretty thick skin and I don't really.
need to talk about, you know, uh. this issue at all, except for the fact. that it really does Someone else's. involved and I love him and I think he's. a genius and I think he's one of the. most talented doctors I've ever been to. >> Sleep with him already. >> No. Oh, okay. >> [laughter]. >> He's married to this his beautiful wife. and He has kids and. Oh. No, no, he he is. >> That's know he's married. It's a joke.
Really good. >> Dr. Levine, we know you're not going to. have sex with anyone. >> it's really for him just to say, "I love. you, Steven." And. And. wheel it on in. We got it. >> Yeah. Here's the thing. In. the world of the internet, social media, it doesn't matter what you do. and what category you're in. The media, or now. anyone with a platform is considered. media at this point. They build you up. Yeah.
>> They put you on this pedestal. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, like. they build you high just to knock you. down little by little. They can't stand. that whoever they is, Kris Jenner, was. getting all of this press, looking. beautiful, did like So, one bad photo of. you, they're going to take that and run. with it. >> Oh, they jumped on that, and you know, >> And then create all these stories, because that's what's selling magazines. You need a protagonist and an antagonist.
in everything. Don't you think it's. crazy that actual I I'm guessing I'm. assuming they're actual medical doctors. who have licenses that go online and do. a whole setup where they're reviewing. how much now that my facelift failed and. I hate my doctor. >> Kris. Jenner. You are giving them you. >> But a real a doctor with morals and. integrity wouldn't do that. And also a. doctor that's like in the industry.
wouldn't be going and dice First of all, >> Going after Steven is wild to me that. another doctor would go after It's. crazy. Crazy town. >> much I believe in everyone should be. successful. I'm not intimidated by. anyone else's success. I'm inspired by. it. I think there's enough of everything. for everyone to win. We all can win. That's number one. People who talk down. about other people, it's lame and corny and it just shows me. who you are. >> so insecure on their part. And don't you.
think but don't you think that if there. was something wrong or if I didn't like. something, you wouldn't hear about it. right away? Like I'm very vocal in what I do. I've. shared my my facelift. I've shared my. hip replacement. I've shared my. hysterectomy. >> you don't have to do any of. >> but I want to because I want to inspire. or show other women and build women up. and be secure enough to do what they're. doing and not be scared, you know,
through the process. Some of these. things are very scary for people. Yeah. >> Or they feel like my life is over. I. have to get a hip replacement or I'll. never be the same because I had a. hysterectomy or what's that going to. feel like? And to show somebody that, you know, at 70 years old, I don't. really care what someone thinks of me. I. don't need anyone's approval. I don't. And I never asked for the positive. stuff. I just went a you know,
>> loved it. Who wouldn't? You know, it's. funny because I ran into Oprah. Oh, name. drop over here, please. >> And yeah, and Oprah had said something. to me that was so interesting. She said, "How does it feel?". We were to barbecue and she said at. Lauren's house. And she said, "How does. it feel to have all this real positive. energy out there about your face?". Because it was right, you know, when. everybody was going crazy over the face. And I said, "Gosh, you know what? It.
feels really good. Nobody's ever asked. me like just like that." And she was. like, "Well, you look great and you. know, this and that." But she said, "But. how does it feel?" And I said, "Finally. some positive energy." Because, you. know, They're always Who doesn't like. anything positive? I get that. >> you feel good, but at the same time, it's not something that I was out there. asking for. >> Correct. But, I also think it's really. disgusting for any of us to talk. negatively about anyone's face, body,
hair, any of that. Let's all all the. positive stuff. That's what we should be. doing to one another is building people. up, having them feel good. But, then. just analyzing things, talking. negatively about them. And what I was. going to say about. >> you feel about someone. The she does she. is so mad. She is furious with her. doctor. And then every media outlet is. calling Kris Jenner going, "What's up. with Kris Jenner? We heard she was. furious with Steven Levine." Hell no, I'm not furious with Steven Levine. I. love Steven Levine. I love my face.
>> you love him. I got it. And I love my face. And I'm really okay. with the way I look. And I don't really. give. >> more than okay. >> But, I don't give a. at this age. >> But, how what somebody thinks they. >> about come come come come come come. >> Yeah. Come. You said it better. I said them. You. >> We're all just trying to get by out. here. And, you know, to live a life. that's meaningful.
>> cuter than others. Hey, Kris Jenner. >> That's right. But, people are talking. about you. And that's like you have to also turn it. like these people wouldn't be talking. about me bad or good if I wasn't drawing. a lot of attention to them, if I wasn't. returning in views or clicks. Like, just. remember the power you hold, even though. it's up and annoying. People are doing it because they. wouldn't know about these doctors. otherwise. >> We have been doing this for 20 years.
So, I'm no stranger to the criticism. about anything. What I wear, what I say, you know, the the family. Obviously, I. have thick skin and can handle just. about anything. Like, everyone has a bad. photo once in a while or a bad, you. know, a bad outfit or they're not. looking their best. But, you don't need. somebody to tell you look like. Yeah, we know. You know, that's not. nice. Well, it's not a good for. anybody's mental health. >> That would bother anyone. >> I think the media, uh you know, has this.
obsession of tearing people, and. especially women, down and then now. pitting them against each other. Just. making up these stories. Like, who sits. in a room. at work and decides, "Let's do a story. and really, you know, zap this person." I just don't. understand that. But, I grew up in a. family where my grandmother was like. taught me, "If you can't say something. nice, don't say anything at all." Yeah,
I mean. >> Different generation. It Well, it's it's. honestly just people get so consumed. with what gives them attention and sadly. the negative does give people attention. And so, they get consumed with that and. they are letting that lead their moral. compass and that's [music] not good. You guys know I recently got a puppy, Peppermint, and I'm not even going to. pretend I'm normal about it. I fully. accept that I've become one of those dog. parents. The kind who takes way too many.
photos, talks to their dog like they're. a person, and somehow she ends up having. a better daily routine than I do. Peppermint already has multiple beds. around the house, a rotation of toys, and honestly, I catch myself checking on. her like she's a toddler. But, if you're. a dog parent, I feel like you get it. They really do become a part of the. family. And if anyone understands that. level of obsession, it's Ollie. They're. just as obsessed with your dog as you. are. Ollie makes fresh food for dogs.
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think. let's see. Do you like being called a cougar? Are you a cougar? No. >> No, you are. Am I? Are you okay? No. Corey is like 30 years. younger than you. He's 25 years younger. than me. Okay. 25. >> I'm kind I kind of like a cougar. And I. think you're more than a cougar. 25 is. like Oh. All right, girl. Okay. Yeah. Well, you know, Do you like being called. a cougar? We have.
a great relationship. And for us, it's. like No, but it's like age is just a. number. Can I date someone 25 years. older than me? Yeah. I can? Yeah. Huh. As long as you love him and you and. he's good to you. and it works and he's your person, right? >> Mhm. You can't always decide who your. person's going to be. You just don't. know. He's just going to come one day. and you're going to You don't know what. shape or size or age or. any of it. You're just going to It's going to be a.
surprise. I promise. Okay, he's coming. He's coming. Okay. I mean, I didn't plan that. You know, you don't plan like who you're. going to fall in love with or maybe who. you're going to end up with in life. It. just happens. Okay, anything else that. bothers you? Anything else that bothers. me? Oh, maybe who your dad is. Okay. That's. been. >> long gone. I know. Well, it's all going. to be long gone one day, but the things.
that the media or people get. fixated on is fascinating. because it's so ridiculous. Mhm. Especially since you look exactly like. both of your grandmothers. Sorry, but. you do. Do you get frustrated that. there's constantly break-up rumors about. you and Corey? Not anymore. I mean, did. it bother me at the time? I think it. probably bothered maybe him more than it. bothered me. I don't know. You'd have to ask Corey. Why don't you.
get him in here on this Corey won't say. two words. >> couch. To get Corey on here, he would. say two. words. >> He wouldn't talk. No. He wouldn't talk. >> 60 minutes of silence. Yeah, he won't. talk. I got a text from Lori Loughlin. and she. >> Who looks great. Doesn't she look. beautiful? Amazing. >> Well, she's so pretty. She's beautiful on the inside, too. She. really is. She's such a nice girl. >> I'm so mad she doesn't live near us. anymore. >> I know. I know. She wrote She wrote me.
yesterday or last night and she said She. didn't even say anything. She just sent. me an article that said I was really. furious because her face lift looks. better than mine. Mhm. And I'm thinking, where do people come up with this stuff? And I think just pitting people against. each other, especially women against. each other when we should all really be. building each other up. and being wanting each other to win. It's not. >> friend group, you guys are so supportive. and so amazing.
>> Yeah. to one another. I'm so lucky. You. are, and you guys aren't gatekeepers. Like when you did yours, you told. everyone. Like they all went. And they. all went. [laughter] I know. >> also a testament to you and your Rolodex. and how people trust you, but I also. think outsiders are pitting you guys. against one another, but I love the. unity that you all have and how much you. guys all really do support and uplift. and like rally for one another. Like. even those articles, you guys all laugh. about them and like about them as.
opposed to being like. I love that I was in this article with. her. Right. >> know what I mean? >> Yeah. And but and that's I mean. that's true, and. I. I work 25 hours a day. I don't really. have time to dwell on things. because I'm so busy. and I have such natural distraction with. my real life and the things that really. matter to me, my grandchildren, my. children, me, my mom, CC, Corey, all of.
us. And I feel like I have such a full. blessed life. It's like somebody said to. me earlier today, all the media is focused on something. because it was such. a big deal when I got my face done. And. it attracted so much attention. It was. so much for them to write about and such. great clickbait. And when that all dies. down, >> [music]. >> then they need something else. So now. they'll just bring you down. Yeah. And really punch you in the face. Literally.
>> A new news cycle. Wedding bells with you and Corey? No. You never know. We don't need to get. married again. No. Like anyone. >> You just never know. I'm full of surprises. Wow. Yeah. That. would be. >> But you could be a flower girl. But I don't think any of us need to get. married again. I think we're good. You. do? Would you ever get married again? Not. sure. >> I could see you getting married. >> the idea of marriage.
With the right paperwork, I'll do it. >> true. You're a great. wife. Thank you. >> You really are. You're like any man's. dream. of a wife. Because you're. >> that my first marriage wasn't real. anyways, I should get married again for. a real one. I know. How to Like Well, first, let me. just say this. You're beautiful. Thank. you. You're beautiful on the inside and. the outside. You're an amazing mommy. Thank you. >> are. I've never seen anything like it.
>> I'm a mommy. You're the most. You're reference. She doesn't know what. I'm talking about. >> No. Love Island. Uh Love Island. I'm not into Love. Island. I know I have to get into Love Island, but I haven't started that yet. >> not your thing. Okay. You're sexy. Ooh. You're outgoing. You're smart. You're so. smart. You're so What's happening? talented. You're artistic. You're You've. got so many great qualities. I could sit. here for 1 hour and not be able to list. them all.
So, somebody's going to be really lucky. to. one day. meet you and your soulmate's. going to be a very lucky man. Thank you, and vice versa, Chris. Wow. I. know when you call me Chris, that's very. meaningful. What are we going to do for. Mother's Day? I was going to say, what. do we We normally everyone does their. own. thing for Mother's Day. We'll have like. breakfast or something. Wasn't I doing brunch at my house? But. then everyone then disperses and does.
their own thing. What would be your. perfect Mother's Day? Like for me, like Mother's Day, sometimes. everyone wants to do things with you, but you're like, "But that's not about. me." Yeah. Like so, that's why the. morning I like to do a brunch. I'll swim. with the kids a little bit. Then. they can go and leave me alone for a few. hours and let me just like veg out, chill, get a massage, like just do. things. that I want to do, but alone. And not hear people be like, "Can you.
open this for me? I need a tissue. Da da. da da. This has salt on it." or. whatever. >> [laughter]. >> Like I just want I like both though, cuz. I love to be with my kids, spend that. time together, but then I do need like. half the day. maybe like 2:00 or 3:00 p.m. The rest of the day. Just to chill, nothing like crazy. Love a puzzle. Love a puzzle and Alexa got me this. puzzle board. I showed it to you. >> Yeah. And Like with the drawer. Yes.
That's so cool. >> And it like that's something I would. love Who the hell gets to do puzzles? In. the daytime. Normally not me. >> I know I brought all these puzzles to. Palm Springs and then we didn't do them. That's because. it would frustrate me too much to do. them there because. there's so many little kids that will. touch them. I know. That's true. >> one in Hawaii, Kim and I for. spring break, I think last year.
And we what we could not leave until we. finished this puzzle. It was insane, but. it was the best. And you just sit there. and you talk and you need a little break. and then you come back. It's really hard. to leave once you do the puzzle. I have. a puzzle that's wooden pieces and. they're. >> Ah, this. Why don't you say who gave it to you? Oh, Bill Gates for my birthday, but it. is so difficult and he did he had it.
made and it's my green fridge. That's a hard puzzle. >> Right? Yeah. So, you could help me get. that I would do it. I love stuff like. that. What do you want to get off your. chest? I've uh I did that. I got it all off my chest with Malika. Did you ever hear from him? No. What the hell is he going to say? Well, I would be I would feel badly. about those comments if I was him. I. would, too. I would feel. >> somebody would he would reach out and.
say, "Hey, I'm really sorry about the. way that" No. Haven't heard from him. Haven't heard Like, I feel like he's. been doubling down. Like, Rob sent me. He went I think it was SiriusXM or. something. Rob sent me something. And he It was after my Malika episode. Come on. >> So, I don't know if they pre-taped it, and it came out weeks later, but I I. don't know. I don't think that I don't. think they would have held it, but he. was like something along the lines of.
Yeah, that marriage made me more popular. in the social media world, but other. than that Wow. >> okay? It's crazy. I feel like. >> Hasn't reached out. I don't think he. would care really about me, clearly. I. would think he would be devastated to. lose you. My sisters, Rob. Like, just. thinking how you guys would view him, cuz he's always been very sensitive. about that. Yeah. >> But me, he was He was playing me from.
the beginning of the doc. It's not like. he was only doing bad press about me. He. sat down and gave bad interviews about. me in the documentary. So, that's where. I'm like, you asked me to be a part of. something, and I willingly did so, and. you're just like. talking about me. Put like, let me know. what we're doing, so I can have the same. energy. Although I wouldn't, but What is wrong. with everybody? That's what I want to know. I don't know. Is that crazy? >> It really is. There's so many other.
things that we all need to be worrying. about. and spending our time doing and our. energy focused on things that really. matter. But we're not talking to him. anymore. No. Cuz sometimes I know how. you can get. I have not made a phone call. I have not. I would not do anything like that. without telling you first or asking you. what you wanted me to do in a situation. It's not happening. There is no. situation. Exactly. The bridge is burned. and I have no more rope left to throw.
over. Period. Got it. Question. Yeah. Do you. believe. in God? Yes. No, obviously. >> Okay. That's like ridiculous. There is. some. stories that there's two versions. Either. dinosaurs are really dragons. Dragons? Feelings on that? Dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Who's to say. they didn't have wings. and could breathe fire? Oh. Who's to.
say? Who's to say I don't breathe fire? >> [laughter]. >> You do? I think I do. Okay, so you're. not into the whole dragon. conspiracy. No. Okay. Fair? No. What. about. that dinosaurs are really fake and all. of those bones are. man-made? I don't believe that. I believe they're. >> They're real. Okay. And. >> I I feel like not only are they real,
but they continue to find fossils. in different places and parts of the. world that are shocking to the. scientists and the archaeologists that. go on these digs. >> Mhm. and come up with this stuff. There's probably. civilizations that used to be in a place. that are just buried and just people. find the bones. Duh. Yeah. What? Of course. >> Yes. Don't get me. >> Well, we agree on something.
>> Don't get me started on. >> underneath the pyramids. Everything that's underneath what. they're just discovered. Are you into. that? I. I've been out of the loop on what they. just discovered. I mean, maybe like a. year ago? How long ago? Like a year ago. Like they were metal. like Like. two football fields going down. >> Going down? >> Oh, totally. >> precision What do you mean totally? Of. course what? They Of course that exists. Yeah. Duh. Like where do you think it's.
just a one-foot under and there's. everything that ever existed is just a. foot underground? There are civilizations that existed. under. >> what we're saying. The pyramids, the. three pyramids. >> I got it. Got you. perfectly. done with like. Like how did they even make that? >> precision. Right. >> Then like way more than football fields. underground. Do you know they didn't. have tools to do this? Well, maybe they. were built maybe they were built and. then there was an earthquake and the.
they got covered up. And what just the. pyramids are And then they built the. pyramids. >> they do that? Don't Don't you remember. when Courtney went to Egypt and went in. the tunnels underground? Mom, they just. discovered this a year ago. But she went. in the tunnels under the pyramids. What? Don't you remember that? I love you, but what is your point? Are. you saying she discovered this? No, my. point is there are tunnels that are. underneath the pyramid. No. They just.
discovered this. This is something very. different and there's like cylinders. that each cylinder is like 20 tons. There's like. 10 cylinders on each thing. Let me do a. deep a deep dive, no pun intended, on. how I feel about this. But, I think. >> at it, giants. Giants? Do a deep dive on. giants. All the big giants. >> Giants. are my archaeological. >> No, that's gross. Like It's only gross when I say it. She.
can have anything she wants. No, whales. is gross. Oh. What, you don't like giants? >> Giants? Like you get freaked out? >> There was a movie when I was a little. girl where this little girl lived in a. house and she looked outside and there. was a but a huge huge huge giant and I. could never never find the movie again. But, that movie freaked me out I think. for the rest of my life. Hm. Giants are. like freaks me out. Like when you're big. like you have a head as big as this. table looking into a little dollhouse, that kind of thing. Yeah, I can.
understand how that's not. >> It's so creepy. exciting. But, they're not here anymore. Giants? Correct. >> Where'd they go? I don't know. That's. what we're all trying to figure out. >> Also, somebody told me there's a whole. conspiracy about what's under the ocean. Yeah, what about it? The aliens? No. Well, who. >> Who knows what's under there? USOs? >> There's a percentage of. the ocean that's never been. even explored. >> Are you on a another planet? Yeah.
I am. >> 80-something percent of our waters are. unchartered. That's what you're talking. about, just what's in the water? Why do. you think I hate it so much? We don't. know what the is there. Whenever. you go to like a tropical place and. someone's like, "Are there sharks here?". They're like, "No." How it's an ocean, there's sharks everywhere. >> Everywhere. That They identify new. aquatic animals every few years. They're. like, "Oh, a species we never saw. before." How do you not know? Like, hello, it's crazy. But, I've been. telling you for years that's why I don't.
like it. I think they just discovered 10. new species of whales. Whales? Whales. This big-ass fish and you guys don't. have them all labeled in like what their. species are? That's insane to me. You. should know I don't love the water. And it's all uncharted. For that's. scary. There's in there that they. don't want us to see. No one better tell. me that there's no mermaids. There's. definitely mermaid. We don't even know. We don't even know. We don't know. because everything is AI. Well, now when.
you see something. >> mermaids? >> Yes, and guess what? If it's real, you're going to say it's AI. You saw. that little alien walking around the. Arizona military base? People want to say it's AI. I don't. think that's AI. You saw that little. just prancing around with the. military men. That is. real. But what are you going to say? It's AI. Right. We're Yeah. Yeah.
I am so happy you got to get stuff off. your chest. Clearly, I got to get stuff. off my chest. And that is essentially. what Chloe in Wonderland is now for, which is what I'm learning. Well, everybody, thanks for. the therapy.
