WILL SMITH CHRIS ROCK THEORY, THE AMAZON KILLER & SUBCONSCIOUS DATING SECRETS - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 81
[Music]. um to go to miami you have to at least. bring 5k to spend or no way more to. no because like to get the full. experience i guess because you don't. mind what do you spend on strippers like. what are you yeah like clubs clubs the. the high expensive food dog you can go. anywhere in the world with five dollars. yeah but but and you got to live like.
that though i know but then you're not. gonna get the foods the good foods there. you know what no because i seen people. you know like um was it anthony i don't. think it was anthony bourdain some other. guy yeah he went into all of these. different countries and he went. backpacking with like nothing. yeah but he went in like the slum but he. went and and traveled like the places. not the touristy spots yeah but like the. underground i know i think that's why. you have to hit countries two times. because sometimes. to get a different perspective i feel.
like that's that's pretty like. you should do that to to get a different. perspective yeah because it depends how. you want to enjoy i'm not going to go to. the bahamas with no money fast because i. go there no more. because i went to mexico i went to. mexico and i did i had the money yeah i. went to just the straight resort i. didn't get to explore around so i'm like. damn sometimes i wish that i could just. like walk around. now don't get me wrong like you got to. spend bands sometimes because like if. you only have twenty dollars that's like. a drink that's what i'm saying that's. what i'm saying sometimes that's all. that's all you got summer break summer.
break miami fam yeah at least spending. 10k um you feel me i think that's all. like a marketing thing too like even. some what do you call it uh um. what's the one in miami uh spring break. spring break spring break that's just. all the marketing scams yeah i know i'm. working i know i feel like i feel like. people made it's the crazy how uh. the power that the people have that they. can make anything like famous so imagine. we made toronto the spring break hangout. and then all of a sudden everyone's. coming to everybody comes there for that. so yeah that's like unless i go into i.
think in california big bear for. snowboarding big bear yeah that's really. good for snowboarding because it's like. it's like the mountains yeah yeah okay. one of the craziest marketing i've seen. recently though you know you know andrew. tate andrew tate oh yeah. he's all over your forum page right yeah. bam do you know how you know how he did. that. listen listen so if you notice on your. forum page you'll see this guy andrew. tate yeah i forgot what his podcast is. but it's like the tapes him and his. brother right brother yeah but anyways. if you look on your page why is it. flooded with him have you noticed that.
why is it flooded yeah and if you notice. it's more than one account it's not just. one account um okay now take this in. this is how he's a [ __ ] genius yeah. so he made like this uh this course. this school where he teaches you how to. become an entrepreneur right yeah now i. i believe you get commission. if you use their affiliate link okay now. if you make a tick tock account. posting his clips that go viral anyway. that go viral anyway and post that. affiliate link.
you'll get money for every person that. goes and signs up with that link no so. every person listen all of those. accounts yeah they're all people making. money but also marketing his podcast for. him oh that's that's like a that's not. really a pyramid scheme is it it's kind. of human kind of but it's it's honestly. good like yeah everybody's winning at. the end of the day yeah especially him. this guy's winning like crazy only. people that aren't winning are the. people that are annoyed with the content. yeah i was gonna say no one no one. that's promoting it.
there's no downfall on it yeah exactly. you're making money yeah this guy's. making so much money i i believe he's. making like over a mil a month bro. andrew tape plus like well what was his. original job because i don't know how he. got famous i just started seeing him on. my [ __ ] i don't know his story to be. honest i gotta look more into him okay. but but i know he was like a muay thai. fighter first yeah. okay he's a muay thai fighter but and. then he went into content like um. a lot of that red pill ah yeah and like. self-development but that always gets. traction though always gets shot the red.
pill because no one no one thinks it and. then the comments are always hate hate. but it's no it's controversy it's. controversy that's why that's why yeah. yeah did you hear about the no i'm gonna. blow your mind you ready you ready yeah. this is gonna blow your mind all right. all right so do you know about. the will smith and chris rock theory no. yo there's a conspiracy theory about it. oh there's actually yeah so so there's a. theory right yeah. why did why did will smith slap chris. rock because because uh uh the mary jane. joke no g.i james gi jane joke because.
uh jada was balding right yeah because. she has a she has a disease called um. alopecia yeah take this in. so. pfizer. sponsored the oscars this year. really yeah if you look at all of the. the banners where they showed the oscars. logo yeah in the corner fies are. sponsored by fizzy powered by spicer oh. yeah check this out what happened the. joke of the night was making fun of. alopecia right okay. now will smith slap chris rock big deal.
right we were all thinking about the. joke why did he slap chris rock because. of the joke. pfizer. just got a patent for alopecia cure. what. [Music]. what yeah. no. so it could all just be this whole. elaborate scheme yeah for us to to think. about alopecia and people that do have. it but in the subconscious. subconsciously go to pfizer because it's. all connected that is it's all connected.
pfizer sponsored the oscars yeah and the. oscars talking about alopecia. making fun of it it's just a. subconscious thing too. no that that's kind of a crazy. coincidence because just like just like. you know how um you know how when when. elon musk he broke the window of his. cyber truck right right that one that. one that went viral but that was. supposed to happen even though it seemed. like it wasn't supposed to happen yeah. it was supposed to happen so that we. would be talking about the event we. would be looking at the event yeah and. to be honest it's more sus at the. grammys because that's all the big like.
higher ups yeah yeah yeah no the oscars. oh the oscars yeah but yeah yeah cause. everybody's literally all the actors are. there and if you make it such a big. scandal yeah everybody a lot of people. are talking about it where do you think. their brains are going towards you know. yeah literally the whole world's talking. about it that's facts that's facts my. god wait do you know um uh who's the. dave chappelle show yeah was it. sponsored by anything yeah because what. if what if there was another you got. yeah. nah it wasn't it wasn't i feel like dave. chappelle wouldn't even support like any. of those sponsors like that no he's too.
real i feel like he's too real he's loki. anti-illuminati too i know but there's. also theories going around that did you. see the new um monkey pox stuff. oh yeah. yeah they're saying that that's that's. like the what do you call this the side. effects of the people that got. vaccinated which is [ __ ] son. because it's like in a generation where. where where we want to look good they're. like oh no there's a tick tock is like. oh if the monkey puck [ __ ] if i get it. i'm staying in i'll actually take the. pandemic serious because i don't look. good i'm like what it's not not like i.
don't think monkey boxes is contagious. like that yeah you know i mean i don't. think it's contagious like that fact. because it's very rare. yeah but it's already becoming a joke. just because of the name yeah yeah true. but yeah. how do they come up with these names but. i don't know i don't know is did it come. from a monkey we don't know yeah did it. come from monkey baby no no i don't know. i don't know but i feel like i feel like. with the um coronavirus it's gonna. become another one of those racist. things where it's like oh thing monkey. pox where does it come from though i. don't know i think i think it's just.
like um it's a very rare disease with. with unsanitary things i think like um. what's the word for for poo but it's not. poo okaka. oh. not slang. with a scientific term for poo i forgot. there's a cy type of for poo yes. really what's it called. it's not santa it's um if there's a word. for it yeah there's a word for it no i. don't know. what do you call what you call those. porta potties you know what i'm talking. about yeah i don't know what the word is. i forget someone in the comments like. what i'm trying to think of there's a.
word for it bro i should know this word. but you know back then doctors used to. test if you're healthy or not by because. they thought that body fluids can see if. you're healthy or not right yeah isn't. that true that's true so so they. literally told the patient yeah pee in a. cup and then like like all the doctors. do now but instead of like taking a. syringe and testing it out they would. just drink it ew yeah. what the [ __ ] yeah and this is a crazy. thing too they would tell you to throw. up and taste your earwax and then that. would tell them if you're healthy or not.
to taste yeah they would make you throw. up and then they would drink it that. [ __ ]. whoever made that up is just a freak my. fault my fault for anyone eating brother. that is disgusting who started that i. don't know nah look look it was probably. this doctor that was like sick in the. head or just had like a weird fetish. that was mad drinking he's smacking he's. like yo. i have an idea maybe. let me sit on that real quick. max well what's that what's that oh the. one that goes and touches all your your. private parts um um gynecology is that.
no no that's that's uh that's for the. for the bum right that's for the vagina. yeah yeah no but there's one there's. also someone that also always touches. your private parts make sure that's good. it's over the g i know it's not gold i. think it is got guy no i know he's a. gyno i think he's got a gynecology yeah. something like that that's that's vagina. stove i swear it's like just all around. he was not he's an all-around player. return search rectum search that's what. they call it no. yeah they call it where they fiddle with. your body yeah that's what they call it. um they call it rectum surgery prostate.
that's what it's called prostate. it's a prostate check. my friend one of my friends they were. like fam i was like i was like 10 when i. first first got that [ __ ] and then when. the the woman nurse yeah she was like oh. do you want to do you want a guy to do. he's like no no no. he's like. [Laughter]. oh my god no because they they literally.
put the hand in yeah i don't want to get. into detail but like that's what it is. yeah i but i know they put you to sleep. first yeah they don't they don't just do. it like while you're awake. you know the job that if i wasn't. pursuing accounting yeah i'd definitely. be a chiropractor. just the videos fam like did you see. that guy where he he barely couldn't. walk and then after seven days seven. days of treatment yeah he was like fully. walking and like just having that oh. you're trying to you're trying to make. miracles happy yeah really trying to be.
like jesus yeah really make you walk. again. because i wanted to be a physical. therapist before the accounting physical. therapist and i wanted to work with the. raptors oh because i was always a sports. person so i was like yeah i'ma fix up. pascal ciaco that's dog that would have. been dope yeah so what made you what. made you choose accounting instead i. don't know i like saving money so i was. like oh maybe i can find this guy said. like saving money this is the biggest. cap i heard what like saving money. before though oh true you know yeah but. that but then yeah so now now it's. actually useful because i need to save.
money. i can't tell if you're capping or not. right now no. i can't tell if you're catholic no i'm. not i'm not i'm not. but yeah okay i have a question for you. do you think i'm a bad influence on you. sometimes bad influence no. no no for the most part you make me go. harder okay good good yeah well because. sometimes i feel like i. i spend a lot of money too sometimes i'm. like a lie no but you don't tell me. about it. true that's the thing like when i tell. when i tell you i'm i'm spending money.
do i just say it all yeah you kind of do. it. i'm more of a bad influence to you you. kind of do yeah. yeah you're like you're asking about. something that's here like how much you. spend on that though i'm like ah. oh [ __ ] i make you feel bad maybe you're. right but i feel like i feel like no. matter what there's certain friends you. have in your circle that no like it. could be the most stupidest thing but. you're going to want to buy it because. they're so good yeah oh my god i swear. those friends are meant for sales like.
just put them in sales they're like npcs. of just sales just to push capitalism. that's they have like um the the sales. skill level 100. oh my goodness no but. to be honest that's a that's a goated. skill it is it is i would have that boom. i would just go into car dealership. employee of the month every single month. that's why i have a theory most most. like sales people yeah they're the best. at flirting with girls most salespeople. yes no they are no i wouldn't say they. are. they are most salespeople are the best. at flirting they got to justify your.
answer still listen listen listen right. you're selling products right if you can. sell a product can you not sell yourself. easily true. because i was just thinking of like oh. if a car dealership no i was just. thinking of an old man car dealership. going after a girl no even those old car. dealership guys like. they're smooth with it yeah to be honest. i know i have a car dealership like. cousin mm-hmm and he's like this is. he's very jolly like quick-witted yeah. you got to be quick with it you just got. to think about like how do i make this.
smooth right now yeah and i think it has. a lot to do with cadence too oh yeah. like you're trying to sell something. there's a certain there's certain. frequency you got to be on okay and the. ups and downs of when when you're. talking yeah there's an app where you. can actually practice your your quick. witness yeah yeah it'll be like five. seconds it'll give you a sentence and. you have to finish that seconds before. five you have to continue that sentence. okay before the five second goes up so. it's like an eraser is cool and then dot. dot and you gotta be like uh because it. erases everything i write and then the.
next time. that's interesting what's this called. you know i don't i don't know i don't. plug them anywhere. i want to look into it but there's. another one for all the podcasters. coming up there's like a podcast app. where it just gives you topics and you. have to go off of that well that's kind. of what i do with ctm oh yeah yeah. that's right that's what i do oh no but. it's not it's not like um questions and. hot takes it's just like. uh aliens go true or like no but i do. that too like some people will put like. random topics like literally lions like. yeah yeah yeah well what was the. craziest question or hot take someone.
like wrote to you that you're like nah i. can't even put that. that wrote to me on ctf because you read. everything right you read everything. god there's some controversial ones but. no the problem is it's hard for me to. remember them bro yeah it's hard for. because there's so many and a lot of. them are great a lot of them are so like. detailed and like out of the box. thinking yeah it's hard to remember. because i think i said most of them yeah. i can't put one finger i can't i can't. pick one to be honest there was there. was one it was i was like oh [ __ ] that's. a really good question it was like would. you uh keep gavin and do decent views.
or do. or get like a crazy ass celebrity and do. one one big video. that goes crazy oh no or or. or the views go wrong i have two. podcasts and also so yeah it doesn't. really count it doesn't really count it. doesn't really matter yeah then that's. why i did it that's like this we can do. this [ __ ] exactly if you haven't tuned. into a can't tell me podcast tune in. right now link in the description. don't kill me yeah that's how you do it. because. i feel like if you don't live free yeah.
you low-key live like. like almost a slave to rules bro yeah to. rules facts. because if if you want to do something. being an entrepreneur. you're kind of free already to do. whatever you want right but there's so. many things that you can put yourself. back into a box with yeah right let's. say let's say you're stuck to one. business because that business is. working. it's so easy to trap yourself okay i'm. trapped in this box now because this is. what's working and now i'm afraid to try. new things i think that's the worst. thing you can do as like an entrepreneur.
or even just a creative yeah because. then you get stick to the routine but. there's so many opportunities out there. yeah because i feel like entrepreneur. you need multiple sources of income. yeah you know that's or else you're not. going to go far you have to that's what. you call that's what you call a serial. entrepreneur not serial killer i know. serial entrepreneur yeah that's what. they call it. that's one thing i actually learned in. business school that's that might be the. only term i remember from from. entrepreneurship class yeah that uh. serial entrepreneur that's probably the. only thing i remember the only thing. that you took you ran with it yeah that. was respect to you and i think the other.
thing is um bootstrapping you know what. that means bootstrapping no what's that. take a wild guess what it means. bootstrapping uh. sticking to one thing i i don't know nah. so bootstrapping it pretty much means. like. you're you're doing as much as you can. with what you have. oh bootstrapping yeah it's like it's. like strapping up the boots and yeah. let's get to work on like whatever you. got oh okay i thought bootstrapping was. like you stay in one place and you strap. your boots down nah nah that's clever. though that's clever but no it's not.
like that but entrepreneurship class bro. yo if y'all are in that tell me if it's. worth it for you guys for me it wasn't. yeah but back to the comfort thing there. was also a would you rather question. that i've seen that i was kind of blown. away because i had this like direction. that i was going to take it but then. everyone in the comments was like. the other direction what was it so it. was like would you rather take. like. a billion dollars. but you're being followed around by a. snail oh yeah that that um that can't. die right and it's always getting closer.
and closer to you and i'm like yeah i'm. taking the million dollars but i'm. flying the thing but everyone's like no. but you're always gonna think of that. snail and you're not gonna live the. comfort of your life no more i'm like uh. it depends yeah it depends because you. could get caught lacking bro i forgot. about the quote is like you can never. sacrifice money for comfort of life or. something and i was like damn that's. kind of true i have a question for you. though like okay okay like what if what. if this snail yeah gets help. oh.
from what from like this group of people. that want to help this snail oh no what. if what if there's your top haters in. the world right yeah like sinister sixth. level shout out matt real quick sinister. six people against gavin. now what if they found out your secret. they found out your secret that this. snail if it touches you you die. they're gonna try and bring that snail. to you bro yeah see i would i'd never. want to live a life where i would always. be running from something yeah they're. gonna put that [ __ ] in your birthday. gift surprise yeah and i mean smell yeah.
you get [ __ ] up. well even if it's like right in front of. you i feel like you still get away. but it's scary though if you're sleeping. if you're sleeping you get caught that's. what i'm saying i don't think you would. ever sleep. yeah that's a tough one yeah but. billions of dollars i do for a billion. [ __ ] that i'll do it for a billion i. wouldn't i wouldn't still a billion easy. really yeah easy okay even if it means. like wearing a suit all the time what do. you mean suit like something that can't. touch me with no no even if it doesn't. like touches anything any part of your.
body even your clothes yeah you're gone. you're gonna okay let's see let's say. it's like an allergy then like if you're. in the vicinity of it you're just like. yeah yeah yeah. yeah so okay if it's like that ah. can can the snail repopulate. oh that's a good question no he can't it. can't it can't why not it's only one. it's only one coming after you okay. though but it can't die yeah [ __ ] it i'm. gonna i'm gonna take that snail right. i'm gonna take it to uh you remember. that that hole in washington i talked.
about the deepest depth of the world. it's gonna come back as like a tiger or. something. yo it's gonna come back like a monster. that's just godzilla that's what i'm. saying it's gonna morph it to a titan or. something like that okay what happens. after it dies though. no it can't die no after it touches you. i mean oh yeah yeah you die what. happened to your riches. i don't know. if you take one for your family i think. that's blessed though if you take one. for your family that's life-changing. money right there yeah but i also asked. my friends like would you i would give. you a million dollars but you would have. to listen to pitbull your whole life and.
he was like fam i'm just i'm just going. to kill him. i don't give a [ __ ] your whole life. though. people was fired yeah yo. that's people is fire but too much of. people is not good. okay that's true. but then he was like yo i'm just taking. the money jump off the bridge right into. my mom word damn. just die on the spot. damn okay. if you want to bring in on a. philosophical point though. would you say there is a snail slowly. crawling towards us death death.
yeah that's already happening to be. honest what people don't think about it. like that. so would you say if you did have that. snow crawling towards you you'd probably. live an even better life because you're. living in the moment because you know. your time is limited yeah that's true. depending on how you take it my bad yeah. that's good though that i don't think. about death as much now because now i. just i'm just kind of living in the. moment but if i if i was though. no i feel like. i feel like you got to be comfortable. with that yeah because for me it's not.
like i don't not try to think about it. yeah it's more of like i'm trying to i. try my best to be comfortable with it. yeah that's true because whatever. remember when i told you whenever i'm in. a dangerous area the first thing that's. on my mind yeah is like oh i'm gonna die. fam cause somebody somebody has a weapon. and i'm not strapped so i'm like that's. no that's the only thing going through. my mind. i feel like yo i tell you this all the. time bro how are you afraid but you know. taekwondo see no that's the crazy thing. because taekwondo can only go so far if.
another person has a weapon yeah but at. least like. like in your head yeah you should be. like confident yeah i am confident if. it's fist to fist or or just not no. weapons yeah but i'm always thinking. like the worst possible. i can't think like that man i don't. think that might. as well walk around with a bulletproof. vessel that's what i'm saying that's. what i'm saying but i was bored that's. that's how i was raised. that's how i was raised do you think. it's from your parents or is it more of. like a. a friend thing yeah what do you think no. it's from probably from my parents.
because i'm like the black horse like. sometimes i can see it in them but then. i i try to stay calm in the situations. but then they're still like always. putting like the worst on me oh so i'm. like you can't manifest that bro no. because my parents are like that too. yeah yeah no no i feel like no that's. good though that the parents are always. thinking like that for you because they. don't want the worst for you but they'll. say it you know what though because. because i'm very stubborn yeah and i. think i get my stubbornness from them so. it kind of like counteracts them like. saying all this negative stuff too yeah. because they made me stubborn because i.
inherited their stubborn genes true true. so it's like a counter is a counter. yeah it's a counteractive yeah but if i. didn't have that stubborn gene i. wouldn't be carlos i feel like yeah for. sure. yeah like that that's that's like a part. of me now you know it's a part of you. yeah i swear to god it's part of me damn. going all the way back to high school i. always looked for what could be my. perfect t-shirt like i need a perfect. piece i can just throw on me and get. outside yeah sometimes they're too big. too small right yeah and the perfect is. actually our sponsor. cuts clothing cuts clothing cuts.
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code jumpers120 for 120 off that's. codejumpers120 at go.factor75.com. jumpers 120 for 120 off the link will be. down in the description make sure to. click it no because you know how you're. talking about uh will smith and uh chris. rock yeah and you're you're really. really big on adam sandler too i know. stanley yeah you probably know this. theory but you know the theory about the. sandler verse. what's this hamlet oh you don't know it. adam sandler yeah what is it. that ass you don't know actually don't.
know this damn so do you know i'm in. disney where all the movies are kind of. connected yeah yeah yeah so they're. saying that. every movie that adam sandler's played. in is all connected in a thing called. sandlerverse what the [ __ ] yeah so. listen listen you know in um happy. gilmore yeah so his caddy. the the the fat white guy. also plays the same role in um i think. jack and jill. has also a caddy oh so his his past.
roles are still in the same they're just. all moving to the next oh so it's. connected yeah yeah exactly okay and. then i think the black guy that all is. always with him chunk chubs i think yeah. chubs and happy gilmore chubs fell out. the window yeah and then in another. movie he arrives in heaven. oh yeah and then and adam's like yo hey. what's up chubs so it's like oh he made. it to heaven damn yeah they're creative. with that [ __ ]. i think that's the best yo i have a. theory too okay so nobody said this. theory before listen listen yeah i was.
watching john wick right okay and you. know how john wick is like all assassins. and stuff yeah yeah so check this out. willem dafoe you know willem dafoe yeah. he was green goblin william the foes and. john wick one okay right now check this. out yeah john wick. almost the whole vibe of it is very. reminiscent of this movie called the. boondock saints. and the boondocks sayings pretty much. there were these hit men these two. brothers did i talk about this before no. you did yeah so there's these two. brothers they're assassins but every.
time they blast somebody they say a. prayer. wait before or after before they blast. them they say a prayer so so they have. you right in front of their eyes yeah. one one barrel to your eye one barrel to. the other eye and they say a prayer for. you yeah and say god is calling you home. bow oh that's and blasphemes and bless. you right and puts pennies on your eyes. you know why they put pennies on your. eyes why. because. in the underworld in greek mythology in. order to get to the afterlife you have. to pay the ferry.
oh to get in so they give him pennies to. pay the fare. yeah that's crazy right it's crazy so. anyways they have these tats very. religious tats. and in john wick. john wick also has those religious tats. on his back so he's part of it so what. i'm thinking willem dafoe he was in the. boondock saints yeah now william the foe. he was actually a detective. but he ended up helping out the boondock. saints eventually like he ended up. joining forces with them yeah and and.
and looking at them as heroes right so. my theory is willem dafoe in john wick. is actually the detective in in the. boondock scenes which switched his. lifestyle up and it's like i'm gonna. join the other team. yeah yeah if you can't beat them join. them alive yeah and that's why in john. wick he was he was that kind of like uh. very i don't want to spoil but very. helpful person you'll see what i mean if. you watch john wick he's that helpful. guy um. okay and also yeah. john wick three you know how all of the.
hitmen in the world are after john wick. i was really hoping they did this yeah. because i talked about mr and mrs smith. before right yeah so mr and mrs smith. it's the same thing where there's like. all of these assassins are trying to. kill him. i was waiting i would i really hope that. there was like an easter egg or. something. yeah we're missing like we'd see brad. pitt or angelina jolie trying to kill. john wait that'd be crazy. yo if they if they do that in john wick. 4 y'all got to credit me because they. got to do that i know yeah to be honest. that's crazy but but the back to the the.
prayer thing if you were if you had a. ritual before you killed someone what. would it be because i already know what. mine is mine's a goofy one a ritual. where he kills somebody yeah like you. know how they're like uh. uh their father-son holy spirit yeah. yeah yeah. damn i don't know what i do bro like. i'll do the wave. nah that's that's true exactly imagine. that's strolling. like that like the uh childish gambino. song yeah yeah yeah. i think one of the one of the sad ones.
was uh i think in the in the show the. wire okay she's like she's like how do i. look how to look oh you look pretty you. look pretty. that's crazy too like i like um. ah damn i think just something. comforting yeah if i really had to end. somebody's life like that it would be. something comforting and be like. you're at peace now boom really yeah. something like that. i wanted a black and like draw a dick on. their face now if i do that [ __ ] they're. gonna hunt you fam they're gonna haunt. the [ __ ] out of you oh you believe in. that yeah they die in in a way like that.
they're gonna haunt you yeah true 100. you're getting you're getting all of the. spirits in your house that's true what. one of the craziest rituals of a guy. killing people have you ever heard of. the amazon killer nah really amazon. killer this guy was crazy fam so listen. listen so there was a guy right from i. think of some 2006 to 2013 yeah he. caught seven bodies straight off amazon. what do you mean what did you do this is. crazy so he would buy weapons yeah off. amazon and before he would kill the.
people in the review section he would be. like oh yeah i just killed someone with. it oh yeah i'm buying this to kill. someone make sure like he would leave. like indo in the actual product reviews. in the reviews what the [ __ ] yeah so i. think so two people that that went. missing one time right yeah and i think. he bought padlocks and a shovel and. under the shovel he said oh make sure to. uh hide this in the car when uh the. bodies are are found or are are killed.
right and the padlocks he made a review. oh yeah these are these are very great. padlocks i have seven of them and i kept. two people in a container whoa. you feel me so i think um uh when. one of the two people went missing yeah. on their facebook everyone was trying to. search for them but the girl was like oh. no i'm good i'm good turns out that girl. was actually uh the. it was the guy commenting from her. account oh yeah so the police tracked it. down attracted this guy still out no i. think i think he got caught yeah he got. caught for sure he's called the amazon.
killer amazon killer and then i think um. what do you call this they went into. this acre yeah like of land they. searched for it all you hear you hear a. banging yeah where was it a big shipment. container with the padlocks oh. and people were trapped in there yes. they they opened it it was the girl. missing but they killed she he killed. the husband damn. yeah. i feel like if you're ever in that. situation you gotta. you gotta like suck up to that that's. what you have you gotta suck up to that. kid now oh for sure for sure if he's.
that crazy to leave his hints on reviews. come on man yeah i feel like. because because in in the mind of a. killer right like if if a killer. kidnapped me i would be thinking okay. what can i do to keep to keep myself. alive yeah right what would you do i. don't know tell them a joke or something. tell them stories like yeah yeah i got. some theories for you bro facts i would. never i would never want to be in that. position bro what if they should make a. movie on this let me knock on wood. let's make a movie i just had a movie. plot in my head real quick. what if there was this.
crazy crazy fan. that loved the podcast so much. this podcast they kidnapped both of us. and made made us podcasts for him oh. that's why forever that's wild and like. locked us up and [ __ ] yeah. tell me your [ __ ] theory yeah. every single day and once you run out. you're shot yo. i'll be gone in a day. i think that's like um you ever watch. what's that movie tropic plunder oh i've. heard of that i didn't watch it you know. watch it it's like traffic thunder so.
ben stiller yeah what happened like he. got kidnapped in like this. in this jungle and then there's like. these terrorists that kidnapped him and. they found out he was from this movie. yeah and they made him replay. like his scenes in the movie yeah like. if you don't we'll kill you replay the. scenes. that's crazy they made like a whole play. yeah they made like they put like people. from the village and like in the castle. she put the members yeah they like made. a whole play and [ __ ] too oh my god. that's that that's the the drake and the.
yk one what's dre what do you mean yo. sing for me oh yeah yeah yeah you owe me. you owe me 50. i need the whole performance right now. [ __ ] it bro instead instead of paying 50. best do that i would definitely do that. for you that's light yeah honestly if. you're in in. if you're kidnapped against your own. will having to do something for a person. yeah. i think you just do anything. that has anything i would honestly do. anything if it's for your life yeah it's. for your life unless it's like.
damn nah okay. let's let's put some details character. let's put some details yeah if it's. something to do with the harm of. somebody else. would you still do it. like your family and [ __ ]. no. at that point it's not worth it but if. it's like a random stranger yeah [ __ ] it. i can be selfish in that in that way. damn i won't live with any guilt is that. [ __ ] up. it depends how you look at it is that. [ __ ] up like like people having.
barely any guilt now or like you're numb. i don't know i question that sometimes. yeah i question that i don't even know. i think. i don't think it's our fault yeah i'm. pretty sure it's a. it's an environmental thing that's why. people are like that exactly because. sometimes i'll be in situations where. it's like oh i can i can do it for the. greater good or i can be selfish to. myself and make myself happy and usually. i'm always taking that route and. everyone's like oh you don't feel guilty. for that i'm like nah i did what was. right for me. yeah. i guess as long as you're right with.
your own conscience it doesn't matter. exactly well like. if it's for the greater good i'd rather. have it for the greater good you know. yeah oh for sure but sometimes i'll just. think like damn i wasn't even like i. didn't feel sad that i did that. i'm like a serial killer that's one of. the traits of a serial killer. i don't that is that is one of the cases. you can't you can't you can't like. you've been saying some questionable. stuff on the podcast lately oh yeah. this guy's been saying some questionable. stuff bro i think you need some more.
video games. i like how you're just sitting there. you're like oh [ __ ]. this guy needs more video games like. play something bro. yeah no pick up a switch or some [ __ ]. damn video games are not even. entertaining to me no more nah a serial. killer would say that [ __ ] a serial. killer would say that [ __ ] bro. amen there's no way. if this ever goes to [ __ ]. i'm just gonna become an assassin fan yo. if you're listening to him you got your. top prospect right here.
of the 2023 draft of the assassin team. david. i don't want to come like oh my god bro. no but i feel like i feel like your. first day is on the job you'll be like. she's like take gavin whip your gun out. oh [ __ ]. i'll be stumbling and [ __ ] like that. [Music]. but remember remember how he told you he. was like uh you told me yo when you walk. don't walk like a target right yes so. there's actually a thing where there's a.
theory that uh the people that you walk. i mean the the ways that you walk tell. about your personality so i'm like oh. that's why like i i think i'm a target. because the first one is the corrector. and that's when you walk like this like. slouched kind of slow what does that. mean and that that just means like oh. you're really introverted and the. robbers will target you right away oh. [ __ ] yeah yeah and i guess you walk like. this but it's the it's called the. influencer. no way. yeah so this is when you're walking like. conor mcgregor you're you're stomping.
around like this like this i don't walk. like that no no like you just walk with. your head high okay you feel me that's. mostly like that but yeah that's more. like oh you're extrovert no one's. there's kind of scared to come up to you. but you feel me you're you're very. comforting to to come up to mm-hmm yeah. cause you could look like a like a. target if you walk funny i think it was. a drama teacher that told me that oh. yeah yeah i didn't even take drama but i. remember he he told me that one day yeah. it's all about posture and drama i fee. yo you know what's crazy i feel like. some people just in my life even if it's. for like a second or two and they tell.
me something loki sticks what do you. mean like lessons i've learned from. people like even random people even if i. talk to them for like five minutes. i retain that information to the rest of. my life low-key yeah i know because fam. this is crazy but i would low-key take i. feel like the advice from like a drug. dealer or like a pimp or anything would. be way more entertaining of a guy. telling you about stocks. it would be entertaining it would be. it's just entertaining because it's like. a very taboo side of the world.
but you're more focused because it's. like oh that's kind of cool but then the. the stocks guys more numbers numbers 13. 30 this one's like nah you you get 20. flip that you feel me they're making it. more more very entertaining but who's. but who's richer more times the stock. guy yeah more time and who's who's. getting caught feel me more times the. stock guy. [Laughter]. one time. money laundering. no cause i i think a lot of um. influencers they got into fake cryptos.
and [ __ ] yeah to steal money literally. for that reason yeah but but rappers. like tory lanez who sold out their nft. in like one minute that's probably real. no that's real yeah because he has a. team to do it the thing with nfts i. think is such a big hype and i don't i. don't think it's solidified in its place. right now. it's like. that [ __ ] can all go away if we just. bring back the physical the physical. stuff like the physical um. wave yeah you know what i mean or just. sell paintings that's kind of the same.
thing. um. because i don't think doodles forever do. you think digital's forever no yeah i. think there is because what's on the. trend right now all digital so it's. gonna have this trend but you found me. this is gonna die out soon i feel like. there's something about like physical. like it will never change man oh yeah. just because because i've been i've been. on like yeah nfcs nfts nfcs and also. buying [ __ ] like that yeah and then i i. flip around i'm like hmm. because i started thinking more i'm like. yeah. physical stuff is still going to be. valuable and would not physical stuff go.
up in value if everybody's focused on. one thing and when it switches over it's. like a trend thing i think the world and. all of its trends always just recycle. itself and he was coming back. yeah represents itself yeah. i'm pretty sure like [ __ ] happened in. 20000 bc whatever that. like the chris rock and will smith's lap. probably happened a long time ago with. like cavemen fam like they're probably. all there for for a ritual or something. and it's like got slapped in the face. just because of something i know and. then they're like oh [ __ ] yeah what if.
that actually happened though yeah. that would be crazy like the actual. moment and it is but it's not will smith. and chris rock is these like. neanderthals are like oh and then bob. yeah get smacked but where were they. broadcasted too they wouldn't broadcast. it would just be word of mouth found. damn but everybody in the village would. be broadcasting that [ __ ] to everybody. they'd be telling the next villages and. the other countries i think before. everything was literally word of mouth. like if you were gonna write a message. or like tweet other person it would just. be handwritten and you send that [ __ ]. off with a pigeon oh you know the.
pigeons how the [ __ ]. don't know tell me how we can't do that. anymore why can't we do that anymore. yo we should start that again hey yo. that would be crazy just train a pigeon. and then send it to my house that'd be. crazy. let's record i know i know mike tyson. has pigeons but i don't think he uses. them for messages for sure for sure he. doesn't. it's just like entertainment um. but i mean if i could. if they could do that in like long long. time ago medieval era yeah i can. definitely do that now 100 just you even.
just put a chip in the pigeon take over. the world i can probably train a. squirrel to do that too yes. squirrels is okay squirrels is okay. squirrels is cool though yeah but. squirrels you can you can't go a lot of. places because people don't have fly. yeah they don't like squirrels like when. you see a squirrel you're like oh [ __ ]. this girl bro. what you don't like squirrels nah you. only squirrels are cute nah no they're. cute you know these girls are cute. chipmunks are cute squirrels are not. cute squirrels are cute what are you. talking about. you don't think squirrels are cute girls. are like the more hyper they're like. mead. [Music].
you don't like you're not sure seeing. you like the animal version of yourself. what nah never mind never lie i take. back my statements though nah they're. just they're just too like squirmy. squirmy yeah. squirmy yeah i don't know i think rats. are scoring me but squirrels are like. angelic fam you know the way. you know what i'm talking about like you. know they're the. i think i only like chipmunks because. alvin. alvin would i i think i was pretty much. squirrels that's the same [ __ ] they just. have a longer tail. they're way cuter fam.
this petite fam the squirrels are like. long and they they run too much there's. too much going on fam. see you know like long things eh pause. why'd you have to flip. you could have took any direction. and flipped. no squirrels are literally chipmunks. with longer tails they're cuter i like. bun do you like bunnies i like bunnies. why do you like scores the same [ __ ]. it's the same [ __ ] i don't know bro. chinchillas chinchillas are really cute.
mm-hmm okay what up beavers you like. beavers no i don't like beavers why. they're too big fam. what's on b versus they're too big fam. they're hazard with their buck what's. your favorite animal my favorite animal. probably a bunny. a word oh a cat a cat you like cats yeah. okay i've always wanted a cat because. they're very chill you just literally. just tell it oh go over there. they're doing their own thing i've lived. with some cats and not all cats though. really yeah i don't know i don't like. all the cats like that. but. i'll tell i'll say this what i'll say.
this. tigers are probably the coolest animal. they are one of the coolest animals just. because of their pelt what's their pelt. what are you talking about with stripes. bro oh. why didn't you why did you say fam why. did you just say stripes you don't know. what a pelt is no. it's like it's like the fur oh okay okay. oh the felt pelt no no okay okay never. mind you know when you go hunting and. you get in the fur it's called the. pellets oh okay i didn't know that i. don't go hunting true i don't go hunting. either but i know this though this guy. didn't pay attention to history class. yeah this is why you don't like history.
yeah man dates too many dates i had to. memorize date after date my goodness. count me out. how do you talk to things then if you. don't remember you don't remember. what do you mean you got to remember you. got to remember important stuff fam to. bring it back up i can't do birthdays i. can't remember birthdays really yeah. it's really hard for me to is yours um. february 11th or 12th. eighth okay eight that was close. but the fact that i got it really close. that should that says something. you're november 11.
you know why that's so easy what why. remembrance day 11 11. that's so easy. that's how i remember you though why. because i remember your birthday oh yeah. oh that's crazy. am i going am i going on the calendar oh. remembrance day is coming up no. gavin's birthday's coming what the [ __ ]. remembers it what the [ __ ] that's that. but that's an easy way to remember it 11. 11 though. i don't do that [ __ ] really no damn what. did you do on on 11 11 2011 what did you. do on that day 11 11 20 at 11 o'clock.
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yeah because jess always like yo i never. want to be known as like a tick-tock. photographer oh why. because he doesn't want to be under that. umbrella of. remember that's the same exact thing i. was like i don't want to be known as a. tick-tock clothing brand yeah yeah what. did he tell you. he told me he doesn't want he doesn't. want that yeah i told him i defended it. because you know obviously you know i'm. about to talk so i defended him like yo. why don't you just do it. and then once you have all the followers. then you can change how you want to be. and anyway but you can always change.
it's no it's so hard to transition bro. because like the the tick tock fashion. people they're always going to be known. as that guy like they'll they'll have. the archetype that's him. i i disagree remember remember you have. to blurs out. she had her. y2k wave where is she now. that's still a wave right now she just. stopped posting really but not i feel. like you can't you can't move out of. that bracket because you're going to be. known as that tick-tock dresser and. that's always on your conscience oh she. if mance kept posting and.
their content yeah there will be no. problem yeah but i feel like once you. really evolve and change that's when the. viewers go because they don't want you. for that they want you for the no but. when you re-evolve that's when you have. to work harder obviously. see but not a lot of people want to do. that eighty percent are not gonna just. means people don't wanna work hard that. literally just means people don't wanna. work hard true true if you wanna work. hard enough you'll get where you wanna. be fam yeah yeah like if i really wanted. to bro i can i'll be uh i'll become a.
vegan i'll make vegan content i'll make. the best vegan content in the world yeah. why because i know how the tik tok. algorithm works i know how content goes. yeah do i like veganism or i do i like. being vegan maybe not maybe not i can. switch out later but if i ever wanted to. try it out yeah. check it out how'd you go from vegan to. just pure like oh pork uh pork uh like a. meat eater yeah meat eater i'm kind of a. meat right now oh yeah no more. you're a meat rider. glizzy gobbler.
glizzy gladiator that's wild. hey yo. but did you see the extendable glizzies. that they sell at wonderland no i'm not. that was wild. [Music]. that was crazy. i was like how do you buy that i have a. question for you i have a question for. you so i was at i was at um jalen's. party yesterday right. and. and when i talk right i look he has no.
filter anymore like i'll literally talk. about the craziest [ __ ] i have no i have. no issues because i do this stuff on the. podcast right yeah yeah. would you tell a theory. to. strangers that you never met before like. as a conversation starter would you do. that. oh as a conversation started no you were. like straight away like oh like yo you. know that theory or no. oh well okay maybe not like that it. wasn't like that that's fun yeah so. that's weird as [ __ ] yeah it's not no. but even if even if it it somebody or.
somebody like i first met yeah no that's. kind of weird even if i transitioned. into like oh yeah you actually heard i. get weirded out all right check this out. why so. so. i look he started convert like i added. people into the conversation yeah. because it was a weird conversation and. they were like intrigued right. now. the question was yeah do you think girls. are attracted to guys that sneeze loud. sneeze loud. no. no no that's right yes i say yes okay.
what'd you say let me break it down real. quick. so. there's a theory. that we. as humans. are naturally attracted to people that. resemble. physically emotionally or even. spiritually our parents we're attracted. to people that either mannerisms or or. activities they do or even it could even. be physical features yeah of a person of. a person that remind us of our parents.
yeah. so. um as we know. most dads. sneeze super loud okay true or false. yeah you guys need to love i sneeze loud. like your dad's he's allowed to kill me. yeah so my theory is girls are attracted. to guys that sneezed loud but fam. there's like. most guys sneeze loud if you really bag. it like there's no other guy going like. two no there are some yeah but there's. like i asked around the room bro i asked. around the room some guys need quiet. really yes.
no i get that though you had a good. point yeah so i asked the i asked girls. themselves do you think that right yeah. now it was weird right would you would. you talk to to girls that you just met. and ask them that weird ass question no. why you just randomly yeah i said that. and i felt no ways about it them yeah to. be honest i i need that confidence soon. i think i think i'm so comfortable with. like literally saying the dumbest [ __ ]. that i think it doesn't even sound. stupid anymore yeah. now to be honest once you no i feel like.
it's because um once you know that that. you can say anything and people will. listen to you yeah maybe that's why. that's why i see some dumb [ __ ]. sometimes exactly but i make sure it. sounds important you know exactly. exactly the confidence the ego goes up. but you're just going to say everything. because you're totally comfortable yeah. you feel me. i tell you i think it's going to take. until 100 till episode 100 where i. actually get comfortable. on here you should be comfortable here. though yeah for sure yeah but it's i. still i still can't say certain stuff.
because i know who's listening you know. and i just don't want to say it really. yeah yeah yeah but going back to the. comfortable [ __ ] like that makes it. really good sense because one of my. friends she moved to here and she's like. no i abide with you well cause you. remind me of my my friends from that uh. like other place oh that's why it's like. oh that's why it's like i feel secure. like i can let my guard down [ __ ] i'm. like oh that really makes sense it's. like how about you i was like nah i just. vibe with anyone. oh how about you do you know why you.
fight with me so well i'm like nah. because i'm an all-around player for me. i can vibe. no that's true especially you i i feel. like i feel like you you really know the. room too yeah no that's so perfect. if we're talking to people you'll always. have your stand right yeah yeah but if. they don't like you they can always just. come to me. i'll like i'll go with them yeah i'll. make them like us. you know. definitely yeah because there's some. people i feel like some people just. don't like me because like yeah you're. too good i'm too i'm too firm fam.
i'm not gonna lie exactly so you have. the kind and you have the drake which is. good perfect combo. imagine i was stuck up too we would have. no sponsors no i'm not stuck up you're. tripping and you think i'm stuck up no. no not stuck up but like. i'm very welcoming yeah i always want to. hear someone decide but not not i'm like. yeah sometimes it won't change my mind. exactly exactly. you'll just be in a non-stop convo with. them yeah i could go on forever exactly. exactly. i'm like captain america i'd do this all.
day. yo so i think i think any person i talk. to. that's what i'm thinking even if i. i have a question yeah do you think. there's gonna be a point where. politicians can can like really be. themselves be themselves and they would. get votes for being themselves. hmm that's a really good because it's a. very fake thing i feel like when you. look at politics it's very like. fake fake fake right and i think we're. sick and tired of that so i'm wondering. if i if i run for.
prime minister one day or something like. that i'm not saying i will. but if i just be myself and and act. exactly who i am with all of the things. i've already said. would people enjoy that as a refresher. or do we have to speak properly still do. we have to still speak and i mean like. that you actually i hate professionalism. i hate i hate the professionalism where. it's like. you're looking for the right words to. say yes bro like i remember working my. first corporate job and there were some. jokes that my employers told me like you.
know those corny ass jokes that you say. before a meeting just to get everyone. thing and i'm like laughing at it like. it's funny fam like no it's not funny. but it's like i i do that to suck up and. be professional. i don't get it i don't get it and people. people if you're running for a president. you have the people lives on like you're. gonna take control of their city. whatever it is they're not they're gonna. vote for i think as long as you're not. being like comedian you can't be a. comedian. you cannot be a comedian if you're a. politician you can't you can't joke. around about certain things but i feel.
like you can still be unprofessional in. the sense of there's great leaders that. don't have a filter yeah bo you can even. see connie connie didn't win. no but like i'm not saying i'm not. saying to that i'm saying let's say. somebody that's actually high up in the. ranks already yeah yeah but at least be. themselves and rather than like with a. fake voice scripted. like words and i mean i don't want to. hear that no more i want to hear. somebody that's actually real i think. that's why. on our mind why why never mind well why. do filters exist in the first place. why why do we why are we born with a.
filter. because school. um. yeah do you ever think there's going to. be a point where it's just like no. everyone's just saying what's on their. mind. no what the [ __ ] that would be crazy. imagine a world like that though i it's. changing though it's changing for sure. look at castle culture like people. people are losing it already like. they're really they're losing free. speech already like yeah because you. wanted people want to cancel everyone. yeah i think the best we had was during. the early 2000s everybody was making. jokes about everything and it was.
inclusive yeah. but now it's just like oh if you're not. in that group kick them out yeah why is. it why do you think that is why do i. think that is. i don't know. i actually don't know because i want i. always want to include somebody if they. really want to join in i mean like i'm. happy to like oh you want to join our. yeah. i think it's just pride the pride of. their group is like. nah that guy's wack let's not include. him that's that's mostly what makes a. person quote unquote whack to you to you. to me okay because you say that you say.
this a lot you say like oh this guy's. waste i'll break break i'll break it. down. if you're doing too much yeah and you. don't if you're doing too much and. you're not self-aware that you're doing. too much. oh my god that's one of my biggest like. what like what so like. imagine like we're in the club yeah and. you're you're dancing on the table and. no one's vibing with it but you're still. doing it yeah like like yo there's a. time and place but now it's not time. because we're you feel me mm-hmm like no. one's vibing right now because you're. uncomfortable. no because everyone is uncomfortable.
okay because everybody's comfortable. okay okay you feel me how i usually do. the room yeah i'm like no if someone's. uncomfortable i'll stop what i'm doing. really yeah yeah exactly you you get. that you get what i kind of get it i. kind of get it exactly it's like you're. doing you're extra you're doing too much. i don't i won't consider that person. whack i just be like i wouldn't want to. hang out with them yeah exactly so. that's that's like whack. why would you not want to hang out. because i feel i feel like if you put. yourself in that shoe in in their shoes. they live in their own world they don't. give a [ __ ] about you true no that's. good too but like fam there's a time and.
place because i'm very i'm very. self-aware like i i know what to do and. what when to do it. yeah yeah yeah yeah i feel you yeah. i don't know i i'm a very like. anti-anti-anti-like. you know we got to do this because this. yeah i don't know like like norms like. yeah what do you have to do this is like. look at this guy like why do you why. would you have to hate on somebody. having fun. why don't you just rather let them do. their thing and if you don't associate. it with them just walk away yeah no no.
i'm not saying that like. i guess he's having fun but like bro. it's just. it's just the wrong timing because i. would never i would never yuck. somebody's yum you know what that means. yeah somebody nah so that's kind of like. that's a fetish thing so so that that's. that's a common term they use is like so. somebody's young is like somebody's. pleasure and you never want to yuck on. their they're young because like even. though it's weird like. you know i mean be. be uh. what do you call it true open to. understanding yeah true and also what.
what irks me is people who always talk. negative oh yeah no i don't like that. people are the mood killers yeah like. like i think that's whack that's real. wack that's really good that's real to. me because you know how we'll be at a. motive and then there's always that one. person who's like there and just kills. the mood. for no reason like you could be happy. right now with us yeah but no you decide. to be sad. you're just too extra yeah i know i know. that's that's real whack to me. especially if they're trying to kill the. vibe or if they're trying to like bring. it on to other people exactly. but if i see somebody like that i'm.
going to try and be like yo you good. like well why are you acting like i. always say yeah i always say like open. up and like fam like. we're having fun here yeah but i always. think that once you say that to them. they get more offended they're like what. do you mean well why because i i did. that to a person one time they're like. what do you mean. i'm happy right now. i know he's sad like bro when then an. argument starts and [ __ ] like that it's. not good word okay yeah that's real. acting yeah exactly. exactly bro you know us man we're always. positive we're always down for a motive. yeah you feel me once that person is.
like oh i'm not down for that motive i'm. not down for that always canceling i. hate that person bro like go out. sometimes have fun. i don't know why people feel like that. sometimes i think maybe because. oh do you think i have a theory now okay. do you think. that person you were talking about in. the beginning the person that's having. fun to themselves and and loki. disrupting the group yeah he was that. person or he's this person that becomes. into the negative person because the. group doesn't like what they're doing. that's a good thing.
because you can transition into that. person if if somebody yucks your young. type [ __ ] nah but to be honest if he's. already doing that out of his comfort of. himself i don't think he can no one can. tell him [ __ ]. i don't know really i don't know i feel. like you could break somebody. you don't think you could break someone. i think you could break somebody yeah to. be honest i don't know. i've never broken anyone i've never. broken anyone either yeah yeah. i have been broken by by the bullies and. [ __ ]. really yeah yeah so why you haven't been. bullied before.
i've been bullied like i feel like you. know. for sure you had because you you're very. like you stand your ground you feel me. so i feel like if i was talking to you. and i never knew i was like oh this guy. definitely had a trauma before. not from being bullied but like. nah you know what it is what i think i'm. just so used to. quote unquote bullying but i don't take. it as bullying i just take it as like. what the [ __ ] i don't get like why are. you you know you know how i got out of. bullying so they would i would roast. myself before they would roast me.
really yeah so i'd be like before they. they would say something i like i'm. asian i have small eyes so i'm just like. yeah that was that was back then when. when saying like small lies all that. [ __ ] would would rock yeah and then i. was like oh yeah i'm smaller though i'm. chinese like that. you feel me and they're like oh and then. they would back away and then blue oh. like the eminem yeah it's gone uh the. old ammo use your own house exactly. exactly i was like oh i'm sure i'm sure. he's like bro you're weird and then boom. they're gone. yeah i fight fire with fire sometimes. really like when i was younger and. somebody said something mean to me yeah.
[ __ ] it i'm fighting you. like i'm gonna say some hurtful [ __ ] to. you like you better wait no it's. actually crazy how like the different. two different like paths yeah that's. wild like you better like if somebody. bullied me back in the day like fam. just wait. like you'll get it in tenfold yeah it's. it's always been a comedic thing for me. that's why i think that's why i was like. my jokes i i over time was like. timing and [ __ ]. is something i really like but it. depends on the situation like if it's.
somebody actually vibe with like someone. like my friend or. if it's somebody that actually wanna do. harm to me then i take it like oh yeah. like how it would but if it's somebody. that just jokes around like i don't. really give a [ __ ] i don't really care. at all and i'm so used to it because my. cousins used to do it all the time and i. feel like if you don't get that. experience of like um. being playful and being like um being. able to make fun of each other yeah. then that's a toxic that's a toxic. environment because you're not open to. to feeling. feeling sad or open to feeling um in a.
different looking. open to look being looked at in a. different light that's a big one. like be. being looked at in somebody else's eyes. that's how they see you and you're not. comfortable in how they see you that's. just insecurity yeah yeah exactly. exactly but yeah man is i remember i. remember one tournament so me and me and. my boy vincent right yeah we're like. this is a basketball tournament and. everyone before the german is like ha. fried rice and yao ming right. fried rice said yao me. come on bro that was back then and then.
boom what do we do we won the tournament. and then yeah they couldn't say anything. to us no more after the tournament it. was like oh you guys are sick you guys. are sick why are you just like [ __ ] you. like why do you say something like that. that's that would have been meyer. actually like what the [ __ ] he's talking. about and it's crazy because you you. know the people that that called me. fried rice and you know the people too. damn this is crazy. i mean like. for its time it's it's never allowed but. it's not allowed but it's never allowed. but it's like you know yeah that's how.
the culture was. it's traumatic though like you grow up. with racism all around you as [ __ ] you. think it's i don't i don't think it's. it's any more i feel like a little bit. more inclusive yeah for sure for sure. they rock they rock with us now yeah. but the problem is when you don't have. anybody um. to open up like what we were talking. about if you don't have anybody that's. like come join us come join our group. yeah. then it becomes that toxic environment. where it's all territorial yeah like oh. you're you're like this so you stay with. them like and you never want it to be.
like that you never want your community. to be like that. because you're never gonna get anything. yeah don't be able to trade snacks like. you won't be able to like enjoy people's. food yeah but for for people without. those those talking groups do you think. it's possible to fight the battles on. your own. that's a good question. fight the battles on your own yeah. that's a good i believe it's true i. believe it's true but it's way harder. and you have to be in a right mindset. for that because it's going to be tough. every single day fight so what do you. mean by fight battles on your own like. so you you can't talk to no one for.
those people that don't have a lot of. friends right yeah sitting at home just. doing their own thing you think they can. they can get through that trauma by. themselves. i think it's possible yeah yeah it's. very definitely it's definitely possible. it'll be hard like but nothing's easy. yeah. like that [ __ ] that's just gonna hurt. that that's just gonna hurt especially. if um. if you have nobody there for you yeah. but. you gotta know you got yourself i think. that's the biggest thing even if you're. a lone wolf as long as you got yourself. then you can survive if you're a person.
that's very dependent on somebody. when you when it that moment comes that. you don't have people yeah it's gonna be. it's gonna be a. [ __ ] hell on earth type [ __ ] so would. you be a different person if you weren't. let's say you you you're just the only. child that was the only child do you. think your life would be different right. now. nah. really i don't think so oh. that's cool. i don't think so mine would be different. because as soon as my sister came in i. started thinking for her too. so now it's like oh no i'm not doing.
this for me too i'm trying to make sure. she has a good life too. you feel me yeah yeah personality traits. too like oh i had to become more mature. [ __ ] like that just just stuff like that. but if i was the only child i think of. my personality way different. but i have a huge extended family though. that's why. i have a huge extended family and i. always see my cousins they're pretty. much like my siblings okay extend the. family apart if you're just by yourself. your mom your dad you oh yeah of course. that would be different yeah and i mean. if it's like that then of course i would. be different i'd probably be.
this would be the introvert podcast. well i don't know if i'd be an introvert. though yeah because a lot of a lot of. like only childs i know like they're. already outgoing oh yeah that makes. sense that makes sense because they're. for they're they're forced to make. friends they're forced to make it yeah. they're forced to make friends you don't. have friends you have nobody yeah. that's crazy you know you know what is. my that i'm actually like very um. [ __ ] was that word. what oh i'm very grateful yeah that i. didn't have to like switch around. schools because making new friends at. different schools i would never be able.
to do that really yeah back then when i. was a still shy kid. yo you know what's crazy what you did. that i switched schools one two. he got expelled from one four i switched. schools four times no way yeah i. switched schools four times i thought. you only did once from scarborough nah. nah so i was in the school in. scarborough for kindergarten yeah i. moved to another school damn then i. moved to another school. no no sorry moved there scarborough. moved to another school scarborough.
uh-huh moved to pickering boom. [ __ ]. or whatever yeah just please. another elementary school then i moved. to another elementary school yeah. but that elementary school closed so it. got everybody from that school. transferred yeah so five times yeah no. four times four times damn did they. still like oh let's see you're. kindergarten so you didn't really make. those long lasting friendships huh i. didn't make any long-lasting friendships. but i i had like good friends there man. how was the transition like did you like. where you.
like make friends easily yeah make. friends easily yeah. but i was very resourceful yeah what do. you mean. i was mad resourceful at a young age you. know oh yeah like if whatever was. trending at the time you would do no. like. i think i think in in. jk to sk it was a very yugioh. okay it's a very yu-gi-oh spot you know. i mean this school is a very yu-gi-oh. school you got to know if you're. switching schools a lot you got to know. what this is. yeah you got to know what's up at each. school yeah so the first school was that. was the yugioh school the next school.
was that it's more of a lego school lego. yeah we were into lego but it also has. faces like you'll have lego and you'll. have like bakugan one day yeah yeah. whatever's trending too facts but some. schools did their thing is that right. okay so when i moved to another school. the whole thing was basketball. oh literally nobody even played like. toys and [ __ ] everybody played. basketball yo and that was when i was on. the basketball team like what would you. like to show the basketball yeah i was. on basketball i was starting lineup on a. basketball team yeah but i assimilated. myself really.
i assimilated myself yeah i'm like a. chameleon bro yeah that's crazy but now. it's like it's funny how you went from. that chameleon to now i was like nah if. i don't like basketball i'm not going to. play basketball yeah exactly that's. crazy not dead and then and then the. other school after i don't even know we. were doing it was it was probably. because it was a mix right okay so we. had this school we all knew each other. and then we transferred to another. school together yeah so is it we still. have our own friends okay so you're. blessed then. that one was weird so it wasn't really. whatever.
yeah but when i was transferring schools. i was always looking like okay what are. they into yeah and i'm like all right. okay let's do this then yeah true. there was also one time where um our. catholic school mixed with a french. immersion school and it was funny. because like. at first we didn't really want to make. friends it was like english versus. french it was like a civil war why. because we didn't want to make friends. with like the new kids but then as soon. as it came on it was like. yeah. but then we we started we only thought.
they spoke french. they're like yo what's up oh [ __ ] like. what's up. yeah but at that point it was like damn. but elementary school too was like just. girls versus boys like girls was boys. yeah there was not a lot of mix. there's a lot of not allowed to mix that. where i came from really your school was. like that yes. i couldn't say that for any of the. elementary schools i was at yeah like. any of them that's crazy. yeah oh yeah. shoot like seven to grade seven eight i. swear none of the versus boys yeah it. was mostly like that fam that's weird.
and then that one that one person who. had a relationship with like the. opposite sides too oh my god you're a. god. every school i've been to like they're. pretty. it's a very mixed thing yeah not mine. fam. damn yeah. i think maybe it's like um. me so it's this area because looking at. our high school our high school was like. that yeah and i wasn't used to that i. see i didn't want to say high school.
because i know people from high school. watched this yeah but high school was. like that it was a lot like that too. what did i say feminist i was like it's. your school that [ __ ] it up bro i'm. telling you it's probably your your. school that carried that vibe over to. the high school and everybody was like. oh now we got to do this [ __ ]. i don't think so why was in your. elementary school it was all chilling it. was chilling bro yeah to be honest it. might have been mine it might have been. your school that made that you know when. uh you're in elementary school and you. visit the high schools yeah and like. you're all just sitting there how big is. your school how much kids.
it's probably a big school yeah like 100. 200. oh that's why that's why. we this guy ruined my high school my. high school working experience because. his school has to [ __ ] up the box. you know what i rated though we were. like one of the only like there was not. a lot of filipinos i i hated that at. first but now that i'm out of high. school i'm like damn that was kind of. cool yeah you're one of the lonelyville. you know yeah because i've always wanted. more filipino friends because ours is. more more white dominant yeah but you. feel me i i i was actually glad that we.
were more of like the rare pokemon. what this guy's like. you want to be the token asian yes. that's fire that's fire. i didn't really honestly when i was when. i was growing up i didn't care at all if. i was filipino oh yeah maybe because. there's so many filipinos around me see. that was different that was different. from me i i grew up white fam i grew up. boy dominated that's crazy yeah. damn i know i feel for you so i feel. free trust me no but it's good now that.
i have hella filipino friends but it's. funny it's like the the because i don't. have that much filipino friends right. now not really not to say i don't have. any i do i have hella now but i don't i. don't have a lot i have helen like i'd. say i have more when i was a kid. bro i'm literally manifested filipino. friends i was like yo god this guy's. weird man why. i don't i want to feel comfortable. because like i what race friends do i. want today no no because you know why. you know why it's because when i'm. around like other cultures i don't like. it's hard i have to try assimilate to.
them i've never had that feeling where. it's like oh i can feel comfortable and. say whatever i want but as soon as i got. into that filipino group i was like yo. this is easy this is easy. see you see the personalities and you. see the. friends because all my friends i talk. some of my friends are black yeah we. talk about adobo too yeah yeah exactly. no exactly we talk about [ __ ] like. yeah i mean we talk about caribbean food. yeah exactly i feel like i couldn't i. could but it would be harder but you. being filipino makes me feel more. comfortable on the podcast really yeah.
yeah because if i don't have nothing to. talk about where just go back to our. experiences you feel me because we share. the same experience we share the same. culture we can always make fun of adobo. that's interesting you kill me yeah if i. would run it with josh yeah i would be. still fired but it's gonna be hard. because i i i can't relate to like that. because i didn't grow up around black. people damn. if i mean. that's that's actually no that's so. that's so interesting to me just to see. like the different sides of it because i. never i never like evaluated your life.
like that you know. i but now i'm like i'm looking at your. life and like damn all of these. different things all these things like. make sense now it makes sense now all. the little things make sense yeah what i. mean yup. told you interesting character bro yeah. interesting characters. i'm unique fam 101. okay would you trade it for anything or. would you no. i'm glad that i have the flaws i have. and i'm glad that i have the strengths. that i have that's good i'm very. confident in myself remember if you ask. me would you date yourself hell yeah. yeah.
that's a big thing that's a big thing if. y'all are ever like if you can't if you. say uh you can't date yourself that that. shows signs of insecurity and hate. self-hatred to your self yeah you gotta. like love yourself yes fam if you if you. can't say like you would date yourself. work on yourself first before dating. somebody yup. before getting into any relationship or. even trying to like spit game at any. thing like if you can't you love. yourself how are you gonna love someone. else loving yourself is the hardest part. yeah you got to be broken down for that. [ __ ] man but i think there's there's. like a there's like a barrier that's.
like if you love yourself too much you. don't love anybody but yourself i think. i think there's a there's a line you can. cross if you don't if you love yourself. yeah if you love yourself too much you. might just love yourself and no one else. there was a there's a tick tock is like. why do you think all these girls that. have self-worth are all single. yeah that's why because they can't find. a partner it's not like they can't it's. like they just choose not to they choose. not to because their self-worth is like. the only thing they love but i rate them. though that they're super independent. yeah that's that's important bro that's.
important i think. i think if you're independent you can. literally like take over have you seen. uh joey diaz he he makes clips yeah he. was like if you have three people you. can take over the world yeah yeah and i. i really stand by that i really stand by. that if you have. thousands of people but thousands of. people that don't have the same. mentality as you what do you think. you're gonna get done probably nothing. we don't get nothing done if you have. three people that have the same. mentalities you same goals. you'll be able to take on anything that. comes at you in life yep.
that's a banger so keep that in mind. y'all keep making make sure you look at. your friends and make sure they're on. the same the same mission as you or at. least goal or even just like same. wavelength of where you want to be at. keep a good circle you can take over the. world facts dead ass you can take over. the world yeah yeah all right we'll end. it there because we're running out of. time thank you everyone for watching. this episode of jumper drum podcast you. should comment like subscribe all that. good stuff oxford is out for pre-order. right now so go order that go ahead take. a pre-order. these are to come out i'm going to ship.
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