WHERE THE DEVIL LIVES THEORY, CRAZY CHEATING STORY, & AI IS AFTER US THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.118
the party. What happened? So, remember when you guys were setting. up and then a man told me to I think I. Jarlene told me to go get food. Yeah. And before that, we were kind of loud in. the room. Mhm. So, we go out, we go to the balcon, we. go to the lounge. I come back down. Yeah. By myself. I I go I go in the the thing, get the the food real quick. I open the.
door, but I also hear the the neighbor. to our left, our right of us, open the. door at the same time. I've never seen. that neighbor before. Right. Over here this way. Yeah. And it's it's an old Chinese lady. So. she opens the door exactly when I open. the door and I look at her and she's. like, she's holding a wooden stick and. she's like, "Come in. Come in.". What? Yeah. I didn't tell you that. I was so. scared. I. Why was she saying come in? I don't know. So she goes She goes, "Come in. Come in." I said, "Oh no, no, no." My fight or flight like kicked in. I was like, "Oh, no. No. I I have. somewhere to be. And she's like, "No,
come in. Come in.". Why? And then when I was waiting in the. elevator, she was saying stuff I. couldn't understand. She's like, "Whatever.". Oh, she thought you were probably. related to her. No, no, no. But this is what happened again. So after the party, you left already, so. it was only me. Yeah. I don't know why, but I I swear she. times whenever I come out because again, when I left the the building, open the. thing, I hear the door on the side also. open. Oh [ __ ] She starts talking to me in a. language I can't understand. I said, "Oh, I have to go again. I have to go.
again.". But it's like it's weird cuz it's like, "Why would she want me in her apartment. so bad?". No, cuz you look Chinese, fam. No, no, but it's But you get me? You She. probably thinks cuz she's older. Maybe. she has like Alzheimer's or whatever. She probably look like her. But why does she always have a wooden. like I thought she was she was gonna. She's either two things. She's either. going to page me for being too loud and. like hit me or something or like some. some [ __ ] else. Nah, that's not. because why would she wait for me? Why. would she time when I come out? Two.
times, not once. That's weird. I don't know. I've seen. her before though. You have and she hasn't said anything to. you. No, she just said hello. She said hello. I don't know that it gave me weird. energy. I I literally just my fight or. flight kicked in. I was like, I'm not. dealing with this, bro. Fam, this is just an old lady. Be nice. to your elders, bro. Literally be nice. to your elders. No. Okay. Two times though, fam. Th this shit's. going to this shit's going to blow your. mind. So during the party, for you guys that don't know, we had a. crazy party and we had to be quiet cuz. we got noise. I think we had like five. noise complaints, which is [ __ ] The.
security guy came in like. he was he was [ __ ] pressed. Anyways, we we took it back down to the condo. unit. [ __ ] we have so much people in our. condo unit. Our condo is not that big. But eventually, we got a knock on the. door. We're like, "Oh, [ __ ] Everyone quiet. Everyone quiet." So we look around, everybody's drunk out of their minds. except for who? Julian. Yeah. Yeah. So Julian, he's a real one. He's like, "Yo, I got this. I got this. I got this. Everyone quiet. Everyone quiet.". Yeah. So he goes, he get he checks it out and.
he comes back. He's like, "Okay, guys, we're good." Blah, blah. I'm like, "Okay, we just got to be quiet." Right. To this to this day, I didn't know who. was at the door. Like I didn't know who. opened blah blah blah. I asked Julian, fam. Who was it? The concurge. I asked. Julian, "Yo, who is at the door the. other night?" You know what he said? What? Bro, there was nobody at the door. You. guys were just so loud. We needed. something to make everybody quiet. This guy This guy was playing 3D chess,
bro. Yo, he was playing. Think about it, bro. So, we were so loud. How the [ __ ] How do. we quiet everybody down? Authority. We. just made everybody think that yo, there's somebody at the door. Everybody. hush. Wait, so Julian went out and knocked. himself. No, I don't know who I don't know who's. the one that said um. Well, that doesn't make any sense now. No, no, somebody somebody said. somebody's at the door. Okay, but I don't know who confirmed it. I. asked Julian. Julian said, "Yo, nobody.
was at the door, but I just pretended. like there's somebody at the door so. everybody stays quiet.". Oh, okay. But nobody was at the door. Somebody. Somebody yelled like, "Yo, somebody's. outside.". No, but I did hear a knocking, though. I. heard it knocking too. It was that track. No, bro. I told you. It's just a placebo, fam. It's just a. placebo. No, cuz we just thought but it. wasn't true. No, that's fire though. Smart. Yeah, cuz all the we were shing for like. for an hour. It's still loud. They did. not care. Yeah. And then the fact the fact of like. us being quiet the whole time like it.
made us stay. It's almost that like it's. like placebo but it's it's not it's. indirect placebo. You know what I mean? It's like it it keeps us on our toes. just in case, but it's not for the. actual reason. That's so smart though. But I wonder who. actually knocked because there was. probably a person who actually knocked. I don't think anybody knocked at all. It. was probably just like somebody dropped. some [ __ ] and heard heard a noise. Oh, probably that, too. Yeah. It's It's like that type of thing. It. reminds you of like, oh, there's a. ghost. You know what I mean? Nobody can. confirm there's a ghost. Nobody can. confirm there's a ghost. But maybe just.
like hearing something makes us on our. toes for that and then now it becomes. real. And then now we become scared. So. it's like a it's like an illusion that. puts us on our feet. Facts. Cuz it was so funny cuz me and. you were both panicking cuz we're like, "Yeah, we can't I can't go to the door. right now. You can't go to the door. right now. Someone else take it real. quick.". Yo, that's what it is, fam. And you know. what's crazy? So I I did some like uh. psychological research. Okay. And did you know you know people that. are really really mean? Yeah. Check this out. There's actually an.
advantage to being really really mean to. somebody. So if you're mean to somebody. straight off the bat, right? Any little thing that you do is kind. because you're so mean the first time. For example, Andrew Tate. Mhm. From from what we first heard, he's very. like arrogant. He's very blah blah blah. He's in your face, bold. and saying some disrespectful things. sometimes, right? And it flipped the script because. content started coming out where he's. what. nice now. And then everyone's wholesome.
And then just that the extreme. and then the little bit of kindness, it. changes everything. Because if look, let's say let's say you're in a hot tub. Mhm. If you're in a hot tub and I give you. lukewarm water. Yeah. And I pour it on your head, you yo, that's cold. Mhm. But it was just [ __ ] lukewarm, bro. Yeah, I know. But I feel like you should. just live a genuine life, though. It's. like cuz say you put that in a. relationship sense. Mhm. you do um you're a [ __ ] but. you do one thing nice because it can.
because it can kind of counter. counteract sometimes and can go wrong. because it's like maybe uh the push and. pull is the the push is too much and. then the pull is not enough, you know? No, but I think what you want to do, okay, for for people that don't know, the push and pull method is the greatest. method to get any girl you want. So, you got to be hot and then you got. to be cold. So, you got to be like. interested and then show disinterest. Interested, but show disinterest. But. the reason it works is because it has to. feel natural. Just like anything, if it. feels like it's fake and it's it's like.
a sham, then yeah, it's not going to. work, bro. One of my cousins told me this story. So, he uh what do you call this? He got. his girl by doing the push and pull. method, the hot and cold. Yeah. So, he uh told his girl, "I'll pick you. up at 9:00. I'm going to get you and we. go to dinner." Right. Mhm. So, 9:00 comes around, he's not at the. door. 10:00 comes around, not at the. door. 11 o'clock comes around. Yeah. Still, he says, "I still didn't go." I. said, "You know where I went?". I said, "I went to another date and.
posted on my Instagram. She saw the. Instagram and she's like, "Whoa, what. the [ __ ] This guy's um with another. girl.". Oh. And right after the date linked her, but it it was so crazy cuz it's like. that's um way too much push cuz damn. Imagine if I was. But did it work? It worked. They're married. Exactly. Yeah. Exhibit A. Exhibit A. You feel me? Cuz look, bro. Literally all of these tactics, they're. dark tactics, but that [ __ ] works. But I don't [ __ ] that. But once you know. the dark tactics, you don't want to use. them just because it's like I know I'm. using these dark tactics.
No, but okay. Okay, let's play some. morality real quick. Morality. Okay. So, people do these things to you. Is it fair enough to you do that to. them? Yeah, I guess. Bro, I'm all about, you. know, get back. or is it is it a Jesus moment where turn. the other cheek and don't do it? M. in the situation, I'm doing it back. So. no matter what you get your get back. Yeah, I have to. Pam, if they're. purposely doing it to me, [ __ ] I have. to. But what if you don't know they're. purposely doing it until later? Then. it's too late. So are you going to. purposely put your So let's say some.
dirty [ __ ] happened to you and then you. realized it because you you got smarter. and you matured. [ __ ]. Do you go back and address it or is it. already in the past? Fool me one time. Is it like that? What's the degree of it? Like really bad. something really bad happened? Yeah, bro. Okay, then. let's just say something bad happened. Then I I think it's human nature that we. we feel that way because we feel that. emotion of oh I gotta get back revenge. Yeah. Damn bro. You feel me? Oh yo there's a there's a crazy John. Wick theory.
Okay. So there's a theory that John Wick. he actually killed his wife. Oh what? Why? So you know how in John Wick the the. whole story is his dog got killed by the. mafia and then the dog was the last gift. his wife gave to him because she. supposedly died of cancer. M. now the theory goes that John Wick he. was a notorious hitman. one of the greatest killers in the world. and his wife was dying. so he's so used to seeing people die. and the the theory goes that him being.
used to seeing people go away and and. pass away watching his wife have to. suffer dying. was so tragic to him. that he may have took it upon himself to. poison her so it's a it's a quick death. cuz you can think about it. When. assassins go out to murder people, they don't make people suffer. They just. It's just a quick death. Yeah. One shot bomb. It's done. Right now, there's more to it because in John Wick. 2, or sorry, it might be John Wick 3.
with, you know, Halle Berry's character, Halib Berry had a line where he was. talking to John and they're talking. about they were talking about. sacrificing things and she said, "Sometimes you have to kill the people. you love." and she looked at him like a. certain way that it almost addressed. something that he may have done. So theory is that we're going to see it. in John Wick. Wick might have actually killed his. wife. [ __ ] bro. But it makes sense though cuz. you wouldn't want to watch somebody you.
love suffer. You wouldn't you you've gone through. like uh people in your family dying, right? Some Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy cuz um right before. my my I think the last visit I had with. my grandma. Mhm. So, we were we were just chilling. the whole day and I went in for a hug. You know when you got finally say your. goodbyes? I went in for a hug and then I. don't know what what went through my. mind, but it was like a voice. It was. like go hug her again. I didn't know that was the last time. I. promise you I'm not making this up. She. said something in my head was like, "You.
have to go hug her one more time." So, I. went in for a second hug and then I and. then we left. And then that that night. she passed away. Holy. something in my mind. It was like. God telling me this is this might be the. last time. She was already sick, right? Yeah. So, kind of. It It wasn't like she was like. ready to go. It's like she's sick, but. it's like I could probably see her. tomorrow. But then God was like, "No, you have to see her one. You have to go. in for that last one." It It was a weird. feeling. I've never felt that before. That's crazy. Have you ever had moments. like that where it it almost feels like.
it's it's impossible? This is what life. is? like you know you know those you. know those moments that's like yo this. is this is literally like a movie moment. like it's it's too it's too much of a. coincidence. I don't know to I think cuz that same. night uh that same day. I also took a I was holding her hand and. I was rubbing her hand I don't know what. made me do this but I have a I took a. video of me rubbing her hand. and I was like why why did I do all this. cuz I didn't really need to remember to. remember to remember it was like. something was telling me that day like.
do all the things right now cuz you. might not see her again. It was [ __ ]. That's how you got to live in general. though. I feel like we never really bagg. that everybody can go in an instant like. this. Yeah, bro. Even the world itself can go in an. instant like this. We don't control. [ __ ]. I know. We're we're at the mercy of God. Feel. me? Like for all we know, like a nuke. could be falling right now. No, don't even. No, but the the reality is. you don't control that stuff. But the. stuff you can control like your mood. Yeah. The way you live life, the way you. meet people and interact with people,
you can control. So would you want to. live life like freaking oh humbug like. you know what I mean? That's that type. of [ __ ] or would you want to live happy. anyway? I think I think at the party that. reminded me cuz I was so in the present. I kept reminding myself when I was. having fun like oh don't worry about. what I'm do. I'm going to do like we're. getting food after. Like I was like yeah. I'm going to just stay in your present. I I swear to God if you saw me that. night I was smiling the whole night. When what was this? The party. The party. Remember when we. were running out and we had to get the. garbage bags? Usually usually me, you.
know, I would be like, "Fuck, fuck." But. me and you were dying. Like we were we. were smiling cuz it's like nah, nothing's going to happen. Like we're. just living life. Yeah. No, I I love I love moments of. distress because I'm caught. Facts. Facts. Because in any other If it was just me, I would be [ __ ] man. I'm getting. kicked out. No, but I feel like that that kind of. cheeses people too cuz sometimes when. when [ __ ] is in shambles, my mom gets. pissed off because I'm calm or my sister. gets pissed off cuz I'm calm. Me too. We laugh it off.
Is Is that a problem? Do you think. that's a problem? It's not. It's just some people don't. understand it. So, we have to live with. the Oh, take it serious. No, you don't. have to take life serious. Do you do you. think um if somebody's a little bit too. so let's say the atmosphere is is. serious as [ __ ] but some somebody's. laughing does that throw everything off. or is it a is it a blessing? It's a blessing low key cuz your mindset. is way different than everyone else's. I would but if I was on the other side. yeah I would get pissed but I was like. maybe that would be a uh a memory to be. like oh let me let me try that way you.
know let me not let me take it off some. stress. I guess. soul. But okay, but let's say. let's say your um let's say you're going. to go into like a battle, okay? And then your boy beside you dies. laughing. That could be a good thing. Why? Cuz it's like he's not afraid to death. He's not afraid to go. I'm with a guy. who's loco. You can't [ __ ] with loco, you know. Oh, sometimes the. But does that throw it off? No, fam. That might throw it off for me, fam. No, I don't think so. I think I would be. like, "Oh, I'm going into battle with a. crazy man.". No, that's [ __ ] Yo, I had a dream just.
last night. I I got to tell you this. So, literally just last night had this. crazy dream with freaking um it was like. it was like I was in Squid Game. So, listen. Okay. So, I had I was put in like teams. So, I. think there was like seven teams of. different people my age and we're doing. like obstacle courses and [ __ ]. but we didn't know why we were there. We. didn't know each other's names and we. didn't even know like is this a dream or.
is this real life? Yeah. So, you just described quickly. No, no, no. We didn't know if this was a. dream or real life. So, check this out. Okay. Now, I don't know why the [ __ ] but. there was one guy in there that looked. like Lawrence Fishburn. You know who Lawrence Fishburn is? Yes, bro. What? That's so rare. From the Matrix, right? So, I'm like, "Yo, what the [ __ ] He. looks like Lawrence Fishburn." And I. remember the Matrix. And then what. happened in my dream, bro? So the whole. premises of it was we're stuck in this. obstacle course. We're put into separate.
teams. We're all competing against each. other. We don't know why. We're just put. into the game. And then I'm like, wait, what if I just. stop? What if I just exit and walk away? Cuz what if this is a dream? Okay. And then that's where I became. conscious. And that's where I became. conscious. And it was almost as if I. entered the consciousness that the. simulation didn't want me to enter. So, so what happened the rest of the the. rest of my dream was like. I was running away from people that were.
controlling the games. So, it's like, you know, the Squid Game enemy or the. Squid Game. VIP VIPs. Not even the VIPs, the guards and [ __ ]. They were mad that I that I exited, I. ejected. Yeah. So, it's like I was out of the Matrix. Oh, like you gained confidence. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I was out of the. matrix. I wasn't supposed to. cuz I was supposed to compete. I was. supposed to like. fight everybody. That's one thing in. dreams. I just dipped out. I'm like, "Yo, this. I'm not doing this. Why would I do. this?". Yeah. That's one thing in dreams that uh. that I write about. If you piss off the. people in the dreams, they start running. after you. Especially when you ask for.
time or they know you've gained. consciousness. Cuz I've had dreams where. it's like, "Oh, uh lucid dreams." Where. I'm like, "Yo, what time is it?" And. then the guy that I'm talking to is like. and just Yeah. You're not supposed to. cuz in dream there's no time. So. obviously you you seem stupid to them. Yo. Okay. So the end of the dream was. the craziest part too. Okay. So we are running away. We are like. driving. We were hopping in airplanes. and [ __ ]. What the [ __ ]. Yeah. And eventually we hopped into the. airplane and we're being chased by like.
more helicopters, whatever. Yeah. And I was with Lawrence Fishburn and. somebody else. I don't know who else it. was. Somebody somebody else. And I had I. remember the names like there there was. names like of people and I felt like I. knew them but I didn't know them. It was. weird as [ __ ] But anyways, we're in. this plane and we all look at each other. like damn. Like what's the end? Are we. just going to keep running? M. and like, nah, bro. This is what we do. And then you go, Lawrence Fisherman goes. and then takes the airplane high and. then it's like really fun. It's like, oh. [ __ ] it's so much fun. And it's like,
this is it, bro. Boom. And then crashing. the airplane. I wake up. Oh, hell no. Now, check this out. I elaborated my. dream. Okay, now what if the world is like that. obstacle course? So, we're put against. each other to chase materialistic. things. We're in a competition that. doesn't even make sense. Why am I. competing with other people like me for. what? To chase death. Same outcome. We're all going to die anyway. Feel me? Why are we all flexing on each other.
with different things? We all have a. different life, right? Who's to say I can't just stop playing. that game and just walk out? But what do you mean by walk out though? You can't do that. No. Mindset wise. Mindset wise. So you're you still use. Instagram every single day. Why? Addiction? No, but let's let's narrow it down to. the addiction. Like what's the premises? You go on there to see what. other people's lives. Exactly. But why are you curious about. other people's lives?
I don't know. It's cuz um what do you. call this? Instagram has made it so like. connect the world connected. I feel it. Yeah. Cuz it's we're guinea pigs right. now. M the internet's I feel like the. internet doesn't know what it's doing. cuz it's connecting people with like me. with people that I don't I should even. care about like why am I so concerned. about a guy in Russia? Like that. shouldn't even happen. But you know why you're concerned is. because it becomes a competition. So. just like in my dream we're all put. against each other in this obstacle. course that we don't even know why the. [ __ ] we're doing it.
And for what? At the end of the day we. all just die anyway. And who's controlling it? The guards. And who are the real guards? Damn. Feel me? Yeah. And then if we dip out and don't take. part in this quote unquote matrix. Yeah. Yeah. What happens to you? But even if you dip. out, how long can you keep running? If the whole world is like that, okay, what's the point of keep running? So, you want to stay in the system. That's what makes it. But let's say let's Oh, [ __ ] This is. This is where it gets deep, fam. Like,
okay. Let's say let's say the world is is the. matrix, right? Mhm. and you know the truth. Do you want to stay in the Matrix? Cuz what are you going to do with the. truth now that you know it? You can't. You're going to spread it. But it's like how many people everyone's. going to think you're crazy. So I think. like theoretically, let's say, let's say. theoretically this world was an actual. simulation and some people knew it was. an actual simulation. Theoretically, I think I would I would just probably.
stay with the in the Matrix, but I would. hold on to that secret. But how can you. live like that, fam? I don't know, bro. Like, I would rather. [ __ ] It's too stressful just thinking. of like what would I do with that. information? That's like I'm God now. Like, I could take people out the the. system. Would you? I don't think you would. There's no way. I don't know. Are we. doing that right now? Aren't we doing. this right now? No. But but. on like a lower level. On a lower level. But like I'm I just. want to I just want to like make people. think for themselves and not necessarily.
like pull them out of what they're. doing. Yeah. you need. But I know. think about that, bro. It's a There was a meme that I saw where. it's like um they w the the higherups. wave something in your face every year. So it's like uh the Corona virus, the. vaccine, blah blah blah. And this one on. 2023 I saw was aliens and. Oh, the alien UFOs. Yeah. And I didn't know if you saw they. shot the US shot down a high altitude. object. in um where was it? It was it was near Canada, right? In.
like Yukon. Oh, in Alaska. Yeah, Alaska. Yeah. So, this happened. two day like three days ago and the. whole interview they were saying, "Oh, Biden was like they confirmed it. They're like, "Yeah, there was a higher. altitude object. Let's shoot that down.". So, I was like, "Well, what is that? What does that say?". Well, that could be anything. That could. just be like a war drone or whatever. But, I don't know. I have these theories. where it's like since recently there's. also been many sinkholes that have. appeared everywhere. So, I don't know if. you saw in China there was a sinkhole.
And going back to the hollow earth. theory, how in China they found in the. sinkhole an uh what do you call this? A. forest with trees and species that we. would have seen in like 200 years. Oh, so it opened it up. Exactly. So look, and there's more. I'll. read out all the sinkholes that have. been popping up recently. Yeah, cuz I I actually did research on this. [ __ ] So So there's one in Detroit. A. guy got his car stuck in a fat sinkhole. Like one filled with water. He didn't. even know it was there. Lower Nazareth.
There was one in a farm field, right? New York and even places like Turkey. And. Wait, how is this not on the news? Is it. I don't know. It's not on the news. It. was It was literally on like you have to. search for it. Damn. So So there was a ski resort in Russia. that had a big one, too. Yeah. [Music]. And that they've expanded so much that. the land that we're on right now is. sinking into those.
Oh [ __ ]. And you know why it connects to the. aliens? Cuz those tunnels are for the. upcoming alien attack. Like people have. been planning this. to to exit out. to exit out. But it it's been exposing itself. Like. the world has been exposing itself. because they're expanding it with. so like the hollow earth theory how how. the advanced civilization is under us. Yeah, fam. It's like that [ __ ] should be. true cuz it's like you talked about the. hollow earth. It made sense in China. Fam, there's species there that we don't. even know about. It could be true, bro. But the only. problem I have with the hollow earth.
thing is like. if there really was a hollow earth, why wouldn't we just connect with them? Like let's say there is species under. us, why wouldn't we? But they're. probably hiding it. But why though? Like what what do they. have that we can't have or what what's. a new world? No, but not just that though. Like what? Let's say there's a new world. Okay. A new world, but what what's. there? Feel me? Like. food, water, and all the all the. necessary? Yeah. Is there natural resources that we.
shouldn't be able to have? Oh, okay. Like specifics. Yeah. Like what is there? I don't know. probably it's just like. that's their that's their they're going. to start they're going to restart it. when every all the [ __ ] goes down and. then they're just going to go into the. hollow earth while we while this [ __ ]. goes to [ __ ]. Damn. You feel me? I saw I saw this Tik Tok recently. and they found out where the quote. unquote devil. lives in the world. So there's a. specific place. of where hell is on earth. Oh word.
So in the Bible. Yeah. Jesus said I think I think he said. one of my one of my disciples or not. disciple but like teachers. named Antipus would die and be martyed. Right. Uhhuh. Now St. Antipus was martyed and he was. killed in you know that that torture. bowl. So they put somebody in like a metal. bowl and like boil them alive. Yeah. So that happened in Geneva, Switzerland. Okay. So people are saying Geneva,
Switzerland, is like the is the literal place of. hell. Is literally the portal to hell. Or that's at least where the devil. resides cuz that's what it says in the. Bible. Now check this out. Do you know. what else is in Geneva, Switzerland? What? CERN. Oh, CERN headquarters is in Geneva, Switzerland. And the CERN logo is what? Six. Six. Six. Fam. And people say that CERN. is working on particle generation.
and messing with matter of the universe. to what? To another dimension. to to tear to tear our dimension with. the supernatural and the natural. Fam, yeah. So, so what if theory? They're trying to. open the the portal to hell. Bro, I know. I talked about that too about. the certain thing and how they were. dancing. Mhm. fam. That's what other ritual could. they be doing unless they're they're uh. worshiping the devil. You feel me? Yeah, bro.
That makes so much sense. Think about that, bro. What the [ __ ]. Why the [ __ ] do they have the 666 on the. logo? And what are they really doing. with the particles? Come on, bro. Why are they experimenting with that. [ __ ] What do they want from that [ __ ]. Nothing. And I think uh I also talked. about uh uh I think the tunnel of hell, the abandoned uh castle was also called. the gates of hell because a lot of. people disappeared from that. I think. that's in Switzerland, too. The the Castle Hosco. Oh, is that what it's called? It might. It might be. It might be. I don't know.
You You're the one that told me this. Castle Husco, right? It was so long ago. It was so long ago. I. That's in Switzerland. Yeah, it might be. I think it's from. like some Europe country. If it is, then. it's 100% confirmed. Damn. What the [ __ ] is going on in. Switzerland? What is Switzerland known. for? Uh, Switzerland. Swiss Army knives. Swiss Army knife. What? Oh, pastries. Isn't it known for pastries or. am I. Yeah, chocolates. Chocolates. Okay. Yeah, chocolates. Chocolates. But yeah, I don't know about. that, bro. And what's the color of the flag? Red.
Conspiracy theorist nowadays. Yo. Yo. Swiss Army knife. What are they. used for? Head ass. killing. Wait, wait. Did that uh information come. from just the internet? No, this is like in the Bible, too. Oh, word. No, because there's um a. missing book in the Bible called the. Enoch. Oh, yeah. Enoch. Yeah. Yeah. So, I. didn't know this, but I think they took. it out because there's some details that. aren't isn't supposed to be shown like. to the public or something. Yeah. They didn't want it. They didn't.
want it in the final copy of the Bible. So, so they took it out and I didn't. know that uh angels started giving. humans powers like uh that they needed. to survive like uh what do you call. this? Um getting food and [ __ ] like. that. And then they started uh to mate. with these humans and that's where. that's where giants came from cuz they. angels has mated with the regular humans. and that's. that's in that's in the book of Eno. I think I never read it so I don't. actually know. Look into it though. I feel it's like.
yo the you know the Vatican has. thousands and thousands of secrets that. we don't even know what the [ __ ]. happened. They know the true beginning. of the world. Compared to any other. like there's no documents, right? There's literally no documents in the. world. Yeah. That are as secret as the Vatican. But maybe it's like if you do know those. secrets, you're going to pull a Andrew. Dawson go missing. You feel me? But what. do you think they're hiding though? Huh?
What the number nine in numerology. means? Nobody know what that [ __ ] means. No, because I think, okay, this is. literally what I think, bro. Cuz the Bible's kind of straightforward. sometimes. How is there not like a map. of everything in the Bible like that's. up to date? You know what I mean? What do you mean? So, you know how there's stories in the. Bible that this happened here, this. happened there, this happened there? They had maps back in the day. They had places in the world. Like, I. know there's some like for example,
Jerusalem, Bethlehem, all those other. things. But stories of miracles that. happen, stories of other things that. happen. How come that's not all mapped. out? Or is it? Maybe I don't know. Maybe it is, but maybe I don't know. Do you know you don't know? I don't know. I don't think it is. Cuz it's like Yeah, it's it's hidden for a reason, bro. Would you want to know? Yes, I want to know. But then that means you're going to have. a target on your head. No, that's not going to have a target. Yes, it is. But why? Because look look cuz what if.
what if these spiritual places they have. some significance that if you go there. and then you can actually contain energy. or that place itself is sacred. cuz there has to been look how many. miracles have there happened in the. world plenty right but how come we can't. just like go to this exact location of a. miracle and like check it out. cuz all those people have disappeared. bro. that probably found that book. you get what I'm saying. they disappeared that found that book. Yes. Cuz I feel like once you find some. secret hidden message, like they'll.
they'll know to take you out like right. away. Cuz remember in the [ __ ] movie. uh uh the Serbian one? Oh no, no, not. the Serbian one. Which one? Which one? Uh the one where they took shrooms, bro. Oh, Miss Omar. Miss Omar. As soon as he got to the book. and started reading it, turned around, boom, murdered. Oh, one thing I one thing I noticed. about Miss Omar. Yeah. is you know how in Somar they they. they took the the kid that was not. mentally there and they worshiped him. they worshiped him like he was the.
leader. okay. so everything that he wrote about or. created. they followed. I'm not saying we should do that. but isn't it interesting how kids they. have an imagination. that's way different from from adults. when they mature. now I have a theory. okay. you know Oh, we don't give kids like. fluoride toothpaste. Oh, so they their brain isn't blocked by. those chemicals. Yeah. So they they just tell the real. So what if.
cuz you know how fluoride is in the. water now? Fluoride is everywhere cuz I. was talking about I was literally at the. dentist the other day and I was talking. about it and. no it was it was it was actually my aunt. cuz she's my hygienist. Okay. And we were getting we're getting into. like a little a debate. but she was pretty much saying like oh. this is for your dental health blah blah. blah. I'm like damn. Yeah, it probably. is. Mhm. But how is there not an alternative that. doesn't have detrimental effects to. fluoride. like fluoride? But you can go out right now as an adult.
and go get non fluoride toothpaste or. no, that's not. you can. Yeah. Okay. But why do we put in the water? Like. we know it's a neurotoxin and we know. that it affects our brain and we know. that like literal poison control says if. you can if you take too much fluoride. like you have to call poison control. But the amount of fluoride to call. poison control is in the same amount of. your toothpaste that you put on every. morning. Told you it's agenda, fam. That's what. they want. Unless you're like a time. traveler and you come back and like, no, that's where you get all your IDs from. But everything else blocked off by the.
the stuff we eat. Now think about it. When you were a kid, bro, and we were still using the like. the the flavored toothpaste that didn't. have no fluoride and [ __ ]. Your mind was probably going wild. Probably was. But h it kind kind of. depends on the people cuz your mind can. still go wild. What? At this age though, I guess I think it's like when you're in. school, the remember I think school is. just meant to break you down all the. creativity. Even my grade A teacher. said, "Oh yeah, if I didn't break down. your creativity by the end of this year, I did the wrong job." And he said that.
to me like he said that to the whole. Wait, what do you mean by that? So like you know how in um when you're. still in school, you still have all this. creativity and [ __ ] you want to do. But. my grade teacher said, "Oh, I'm going to. make it so simple that this course so. simple that by the end of it, if your if. your creative juices are still working, then I failed.". Damn. Why do you say that [ __ ]. I don't know. He's like one of those. humbug type guys, you know? Oh, we should fire every single teacher. like that in my opinion. I know. I think the best one uh uh what. do you call this? The the video where.
the guy's like, "Oh, you guys who he was. spitting facts. He's like, "Oh, you. teachers could connect with a kid or you. guys all you teachers can can write. stuff on the board, but if you really. connect with a kid, that that's what. means the most and [ __ ] like that.". But he's the one that get that's getting. kicked out of class. Damn. And that teacher is just literally. working for minimum wage. I seen I seen a video of this Japanese. teacher before he walks into the. classroom cuz he's a teacher and he. wants to do a good job. He walks up. This is security camera footage. Him. walking in the hallway to the classroom.
He's his face is like he he looks. depressed. Yeah. But he stands in the middle of the. hallway and just takes like I want to. say like 20 seconds, bro. And he smiles. and he like brings himself to a positive. energy. He goes like this. and then he walks in. Oh [ __ ]. So this guy was not having a good day, but he knew if he had a bad day, he. would affect every single child in that. room. That's a real tip. So before he walks. in, he changes his whole mood and puts. on a fake persona, whatever it takes for. them to be happy with him.
Because the moment like he walks in. there and then gives like negative. energy, what does that transfer to? Because. every single time somebody with. authority has that energy is going to go. to everybody else cuz we look up to. authority, right? Not even necessarily. authority, but like people of higher. importance, whatever, higher importance, that [ __ ] affects you. Yeah. There was some crazy story that. happened of a about a doppelgang teacher. in France. So there was like um there. was a 32-year-old woman teacher that. literally in in the 16 in her 16 years.
of teaching she switched schools 19. times and people didn't understand why. And it's because um she apparently had a. doppelganger that she didn't notice. What do you mean? Like. so I'll tell you the story. So there was. three occurrences, right? So one of them. all the students were sitting down. when. she was teaching the class, she turns. around and she starts drawing on the on. the chalkboard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the students notice that there's. something right beside her that's.
copying her exact motion. Lily right beside her. But when she. turns around and she asked the class. what's going on, they're like, "Oh, what. the [ __ ] She disappeared. What the fuck?". Yeah. So, next sec same day, she goes into the lunchroom. There's a. couple students in there, too. She. starts eating and and students are. telling her, "Miss, miss, there's. literally someone right beside you who's. eating and copying your emotion." What? And she's like, "There's no one there's. no one there.". You know, and this is the third one. where she finally got kicked out. So,
there was a substitute teacher filling. in for her, right? So, the kids, everyone's normal. The real teacher walks in. One kid goes. out in the hallway and sees the teacher, the teacher that just came in outside. the hallway. Every He goes back in the classroom. He's like, "Oh no, there's two of her.". Oh [ __ ]. Right. So he had the balls. to go up and like touch her and feel. like what it was. You know what it felt. like? What? He said it felt like a hard cloth.
So. and what happened right after when he. went to the class tried to tell the. teacher, the teacher came out with him. No one was there. What the [ __ ]. You know what happened? She got kicked. out because they were getting so the the. school was getting so much complaints. that she they were seeing double of her. Yo, it's okay. It's it's it's either. like a ghost. It has to be a ghost, a demon or that's. just a glitch in the matrix, man. I know. She's just glitching. Yeah, cuz why would she you know the you.
know when the glitches go and then. there's like another one of you. probably. Yo yo I I I don't know if I told you. this. But I had this crazy prank idea. Okay. And I wanted I want to do this so bad, but it takes like a really gullible. person. So me. Nah. No. I want to take I was going to. use my cousin before. Okay. I want to take pictures of my whole. family. Mhm. Like including all my cousins and add. somebody else in the picture to every.
single family photo. Now it doesn't have. to be photoshopped. It could even be new. new pictures. with just like hella hella hella of. them, right? And convince everybody in the family to. to tell her, "Oh yeah, this is our. cousin. This is our cousin." Blah blah. blah. It's like what? So imagine you had like. a family member that never existed. It's. like a Mandela effect person. A Mandel effect. Yeah. Yo, who's that? Imagine. No, I would freak out. No, that's like. the the smiling man I talked about. What's a smile? Oh,
the one that shows up in pictures. I. would think that's like a omen that's. like, "Oh yeah, someone someone's going. to die soon.". How come there's not a lot of pranksters. anymore? I just realized that. I think the world is becoming too soft, to be honest. You think it's too soft? Yeah, cuz it's like even if you do the. slightest prank, like you go into a. university room, professor, call the. cops. You can't even do [ __ ] like that. no more. Yeah. Why do you think Jion hasn't like done. his [ __ ] in like 10 months? That's true. He just had a video. Yeah. His pranks are like, you feel me? They can only go so far. Damn. But I.
feel like there's always this always. entertainment and trolling. Oh, yeah. For sure. There's always entertainment and. trolling, but it there's like it rubs. some people the wrong way. I thought I. thought this was a troll, but Shakira I. I found out there's news that Shakira. broke up with her husband just cuz of. grape jelly. And I thought it was a. troll. Wait, why? So, [ __ ] you know, um Shakira and Jar. Jared PK. Yeah. Yeah. They were dating for 11 years, right? I heard stories on the the news.
Whenever she came into the kitchen, she. had grape jelly in her cabinet, right? And she doesn't she hates grape jelly. Her husband doesn't eat grape jelly and. her kids don't. So, she's trying to do. the math. Every time she goes in her. house, why is why is the grape jelly. getting eaten more and more? Oh, it's getting lower and lower, lower and lower. So, she puts down the. pieces. News comes out. Jared PK is. cheating with another girl. And whenever. that girl comes into the house, she eats. the jelly. She eats the jelly. Oh, [ __ ].
And finally, she's like, "Oh yeah, I'm. getting a divorce. I know what you're. doing to me cuz you're cheating on me.". Damn. So that was the proof. That was the proof. That was that was. all the proof she needed. Damn. And she didn't even know that she was. getting cheated on. She just based it. off the grape jelly. And she was like, "Oh yeah, that's it.". And she was right. And she was right. And she got. So the guy confessed and [ __ ]. Yeah. Damn. I thought that [ __ ] was a troll, fam. Off the food. That's That's pretty. smart, though. That's pretty smart. No,
one of one of the So, I remember. Yeah. One of the craziest moments was. Steph was so pissed at me one time. Okay. Secretly. Yeah. Because she saw my sister's um hair hair. clip. You know those hair clips that. that it's like a cheetah print. That [ __ ] was like it was in my room and. it's so obvious that it's not You know. what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Why would you wear that? No, it was my like she left it. It was. my sister that left it. But her seeing that she was fierce in.
her head, fam. Damn. It takes like something as little. as that. Yeah, bro. No, it's cheating as [ __ ] though. Like. I don't I've never understood why men. cheat. Just tell your girl that you. don't want you don't want to be with. her, bro. I think the the real reason. people cheat is because they just want. more out of something. But do you think, look, do you think there's ever a right. reason to cheat? Oh, that's a crazy. take. Right reason to cheat. No, bro. Like, why? Why? It's like I guess there's a. feeling of like, oh, it feels good and. men's are just kinky like that. But.
other than that, I don't think you. should. What else reason would there be. that you could come up with? I don't know. Yeah. No, but I think it's Damn, bro. Do you. think, oh [ __ ] this is a look, look. Do. you think it's better for someone to. cheat early? Let's say they're going to. cheat regardless. Do you think it's better to cheat on. someone early before it's too late? Early still. Early still. Yeah. Early. Think about that though. Yeah. No, cuz cuz um one of my friends.
is like she kind of goes through the. same [ __ ] that um uh one of my other. friends went through and it's like when. do you break it off? like you know it's. getting um your relationship is very. like draining. It's to the point where. it's like even when he texts you, you're. like he's like you're like why is he. texting me? It's that bad. But obviously in her heart she's so. loyal, right? That she doesn't want to. end it. And I've been telling her like. fam like obviously it's not my my role. to to tell you what to do, but I have to. tell her that you got to look at the.
signs, bro. If you drag it on, what's going to happen? there's going to. be it's going to hurt you in the long. run rather than him because you have. been saving him and you've been going. through traumas and you're not you're. not killing it just even though you. should. Yeah. You feel me? Cuz honestly, if there's a problem right. away, I would rather address it like. right now. You tell somebody who's so loyal to be. like, "Ah, fam, you like indirectly. like, bro, come on now.". No, but even look, I look at it like. this. If there's going to be a conflict. anyway, address the conflict right away.
Even if it's like a beef between. friends, right? Let's say my my one. friend is beefing with my other friend. and they want to fight. Yeah. Why don't they fight that second and and. solve it? Cuz the moment they solve it. right there, boom, what's after? No, because I think people don't like. confrontation. It's like it's like uh. what do you call this? They're hiding. They're hiding from from. the fight. Yeah. So, um uh one one thing I learned. is um when I get mad before, I always used to put my phone away and. and self self-reflect. Yeah. But that's a that's a bad coping.
mechanism cuz I don't want to face the. challenge. You feel me? Out front. I. don't want to pick up my phone, say I'm. wrong and [ __ ] I want to drag it on as. as long as possible. And that's really. wrong. And I've I've. It's like procrastination. That's like. It's like procrastinating on on. difficult things. Yeah. And that's the worst thing. That's. the worst thing especially with a fight. because that person you you say you love. that person, you don't want to drag. emotions on for too long. Yeah. You feel me? That's that I had to fix. that right away still. Damn. One of the. most exciting things about a new year is.
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packs that's like do not eat. and you ate it and you're like, boom. No, but but I think in my in my head. it's like a metaphor of like doing [ __ ]. you're not supposed to do. So those. silica gel packs, right? It straight up. says do not eat. Yeah. What would happen if you ate it? No. Facts. Yo, I I don't know. I always. question like what is the real purpose? I know there's a purpose, but like I. always question like what the [ __ ] is. the purpose of that, bro? Oh, for the dell packs? No, that's just. to take out moisture and [ __ ]. Okay, but think about it. Is there anything.
else in life that has a straight up do. not. do not eat. do not eat. There's nothing there's. literally nothing else in life that's. like straight up do not eat. Like. there's obviously like poison signs and. [ __ ] but straight up like do not eat. I. don't think I ever seen anything like. that in life besides the silica gel. packs. Do not eat. Think about it. Think about it. There's. nothing else in the world that's like so. straight up that do not do something. besides the silicon gel packs. No, there definitely is, bro. There. definitely is. I'm just forgetting cuz.
it's the indirect like the expire. expired tags show. But that's best before. Oh, yeah. Best before. That's that that's not do not eat. Okay. Yeah. Do not eat after. There's do not enter and do not go here. But yeah, there's. Yo, you know I had to be careful. I had. to be careful of um chia seeds because I. started eating chia seed pudding, right? I didn't know this. If you eat chia. seeds dry, you could die. What? So, if you take a if you take a. spoonful of my chia seeds right now and. just swallow that [ __ ] you could choke. on it and die. Oh, okay. Choke on it. I thought it was. like a health like you can't eat too.
much. Yeah, I think that too. Like you can't. have too much of it. But I know. specifically if you take it the chia. seeds, right, they expand I think like. six times their size. Oh [ __ ]. Because of because of moisture. So if. you put that and then let's say you eat. it dry, there's remnants in your throat. paws. And that is going to fle up and. then cause yourself to choke and you. can't breathe. So somebody actually died of eating chia. seeds straight up. How did you How How'd you find out about. that? You read the label?
No, I Googled it. No, I Google it's not. on there. It's not on there. Yo. Well, but like straight up like I if I. didn't know that [ __ ] I probably just. like throw it in my mouth. I thought you I thought that's what you. were doing cuz you were doing that with. honey. And the honey I was like I was like what. the [ __ ]. Honey's all right. Honey's all right cuz. it's natural and [ __ ]. Yeah. The craziest thing, bro, I seen a video. where they were bear girls at the strip. club, right? And there was a guy who. took a video, my friend, of a guy with a. henny, right? And he had the honey. He's. like, "Yo, if y'all try to get. activated, I'm about to put the honey in.
the henny." And then you mix that [ __ ]. up and and I guess the honey packs make. everyone horny and that's like what it's. supposed to do. Like that's the main. purpose. So people go to the club with honey on. them. Yeah. Just just so if they if they go if. uh the night goes on and they find their. girl, they take them home, they have extreme stamina, bro. And you. know what's crazy? A crazy duo. They're. saying uh you know those uh trampoline. socks, those uh sky what was it? Those trampoline socks. The grippy ones. The Skyone. Guys on socks plus the honey.
best combo. Yo. Okay. Hot take though. Hot take. Is doing that drugging somebody? Oh. Oh. Is it considered drugging somebody, fam? No. Cuz he said it. He said it. He said it out. He yelled it out. He's like, "Yo, if. anyone's trying to get activated, this. one has the honey.". Okay. Okay. Okay. Obviously. No, but if like for something like. honey, cuz it's it's just a food, right? Everything should come with consent, though. You feel me? You shouldn't just. even it's if it's honey, you shouldn't.
be pouring. Yo, back this cuz some some people are. allergic to peanuts. Some people have. peanuts in the food, bro. Exactly. You could kill you could murder somebody. by putting peanuts in their food. Exactly. Knock on wood. But like. feel me. Yeah, that's Yo, imagine is can you really get. consent every time? I guess you have to. be due diligence yourself, right? Yeah. I guess but if it's like odd like. you obviously wouldn't expect peanut in. henny, you know what I mean? Like just be smart with what you're. consuming. Yeah, but I consume like. obscure things, I guess,
cuz there's always like random. ingredients in my food sometimes, right? Yeah, that's true. Like I have cashews and [ __ ] in my. chicken. Yeah, you press M. There we go. I knew it was I had a feeling. But yeah, right. Mhm. Cashews in your chicken. cuz technically Oh, hear me out. Ready? Mhm. Technically, is there not chemicals in. food that are the same as drugs that you. can find and then put it together. and then you can use the same effects of. it? Maybe not to the same like amount of. dosage, but I know for example, um,
grapefruit, if you eat too much of it, is bad for you if you're already on. heart medication. Oh, word. Mhm. It will [ __ ] you up because you're. already taking heart medication. And the. grapefruit is supposed to lower your. your blood your blood pressure. Yeah. So, it could go extremely low if you eat. too much. Oh, word. I didn't know that. Now, check this out. Yeah. This is crazy, but you know how. every single piece of water we drink. is recycled? Recycled? What do you mean? So you get water from the tap, right? Yeah. And it purifies. Yeah. It purifies. It goes through the.
the system. But you could be drinking. water from like 200 years ago. Oh, you know like those big gallons that. you buy even if you even the little. water bottles. You don't know where that. came from. You're saying. not even that. I'm just saying the the. concept of water itself has been. recycled and recycled and recycled. Is. there ever new water? bad guy cuz it. it's precipitation. You remember science. class? Yeah. It's precipitation. It's from the lake. and then it goes back and then I bet you. some of the tap water was probably poo. at one point. Feel me? Ew, bro. Now I'm going to be thinking.
about that too much. Think about it. Now this where it gets. crazy, right? There's conspiracies. Yeah. That tap water I think I I saw I saw. somebody talk about this on a podcast, but. what if millions of girls, right, are on birth control? Okay. Okay. Girls on birth control and then they pee. and it goes into the water system. Yeah. Did they account for certain chemicals. that can affect our hormones in the. water? What? Think about that. So, so the. Cuz eventually that water gets back into.
the system. Are you sure it gets back into the. system, bro? It does get back in the system. You know. how water works? Plumbing. There's a certain where it. goes out to the lakes and [ __ ]. Yeah, but it gets recycled eventually. But it wouldn't have the same effects. because everything gets purified though. or or or so we assume. Or so we assume. Feel me? So it's like say one day like you drink. the wrong water. Say you drink the birth. control water. Yeah. You you're saying that. No, I'm just saying what if all water is. the birth control water now.
No, for real. Check this out. We're. putting new every single day where. there's new med medication blah blah. blah. For example, oh [ __ ] this is. getting like scary, but there could be. new drugs that we take blah blah blah. Yeah. And when we drink water, it affects that. water when we pee. Mhm. If you were to drink like somebody's. pee, it definitely has some chemicals in. it. Feel me? Yeah. But we're not drinking someone's. pedo. No, but. that's a certain. I know. It goes through the filtration. It goes through the filtration. But does it account for every single. thing? Especially if there's new.
chemicals. Do they always Do they patch. update it, fam? Do they ever patch update the water. filtration system? They have to. They have to because if if. we taken all those we would have been. dead. We would have been dead if if all. the birth control and all those. chemicals get into our water and we. drink that. So why is there still disease? Bag that fam. Why is there still disease. then? So. so so you're saying some goes through. some chemicals go through. Let's think about it like this, right?
If everything was clean and purified, right? Yeah. Obviously there's dirty people in the. world. Mhm. But if our water system and usually we. people get sick from what? Yeah. Water. Mhm. That's like the number one thing is we. get sick from water or like airborne. whatever. But even if it's airborne, it's still. it's water particles. So, so we're saying that uh developed. countries have way Yeah. Obviously way. better filtration systems and that's why. we get sick less. Yeah. But undeveloped countries, that's. why you can't drink water in Mexico. [ __ ] like that. Exactly. Exactly. That's what I'm.
saying. Okay. Makes sense. Makes sense. Because you can get sick. Like you drink. you drink water from the Philippines, you can get sick. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz we're not, you know, I mean, we're. not accustomed to it, too. But we're. just so used to it. We're maybe we're. just so used to those birth control. chemicals that are in our water that oh, they don't have to patch it for another. five years because our body's already. used to it. That's why maybe when uh. there's a whole bunch of sick people. Yeah. Oh, now this is where it gets crazy. Ready? Oh my god, this is where it gets crazy, fam. I hope you don't get flagged on this. one. So, [ __ ].
All right. Mhm. This is a true study. Like, Google this. [ __ ]. Yeah. And you you probably seen it. before that the amount of testosterone. for the average male has what in the. past like 20 years. What? It's decreased like insane amounts. Yeah. Decreased. Crazy. Mhm. Could it be? Because a lot of girls are. on birth control now. Birth control makes you what? Not want. to It affects your hormones. It's like. feminine hormones.
Okay. Is that is that is a possibility? There's definitely other factors in it, too. Feel me? Like, there's definitely. other factors, but I'm I'm 100% It. should be a chemical one. No, cuz it. isn't everything in our body chemical. Yeah. No, but I don't know. I don't. think it's just the water, though. Cuz. it's got to be like we're not working. out or we're not as healthy as we used. to be. You know, you know what I'm. saying? Cuz I feel like I feel like even. though they've uh they've put way more. chemicals to kill us off faster, that's. why. Yeah. Didn't they kill off um Dr. Sebie?
Right. Yeah. Yeah, but supposedly. there's another guy who um told the FBI. the cure for AIDS and [ __ ] like that and. he went he went missing too cuz. everyone's saying that he was a time. traveler and he and cuz this is the. proof. So he was a time traveler. He was a time. traveler gambler. So he had a crazy run. in the stock market in two weeks. They found out that he turned $800 into. $350 million. doing what? Doing the stock market, right? And he.
did I think he did 21 crazy trades in. the stock market. So he had like inside. Yeah. So he he knew what was going to. happen obviously because he timeraveled, right? And this is the crazy thing. So. obviously if you're making that much. noise in the stock market, you're going. to turn like heads, right? So FBI comes knocking on his door. Yeah. Yo, we saw what you did. You're getting. arrested. And then you know what he told. them? What? He's like, you know what? I'm 250 years. into the future. And then they're like, what the [ __ ] So they're like, "Oh, no. We're still going to arrest you." Like,
"But if you're in your plea deal, you. have to tell us where Osama bin Laden. is, and you have and you have to tell us. uh the cure for AIDS." And supposedly he. did. There's an audio recording that. obviously they couldn't air. Whoa. So he actually knew everything. And this is the crazier thing. Yeah. On his day of his bail hearing. Yeah. He disappeared right before it. What the [ __ ]. Boom. And why do you think? cuz he told. Yo, what's this guy's name? Do you know?
Uh, Andrew here. Andrew Carlson. So, back in 2003, this is real. Yeah. So, he actually knows everything. What. the [ __ ]. Yeah. Fam, how how do you explain making. 800 to 350 mil, you would know the plays. cuz you already know how [ __ ] turned. out? Damn. You know, do you think do you think there's going. to be a point that you can already. predict the future cuz it's all AI? No. No, I don't think so. I think AI. will give us hints, but like chat GPT. and [ __ ] like that, we can type in what. what will be in the future. Yeah. And then it'll only give us like a few.
details. All right. Check this out. So, do you know Captain America: The. Winter Soldier? Yeah. That movie might have predicted the. demise of everybody that thinks. differently. Check this [ __ ] out. In the movie, there. was this they had this algorithm, and. it's a computer algorithm that can. predict how everybody will turn out and. if they're a danger to the agenda. Now, check this out, fam. What is Tik Tok doing? It knows every. single thing about us with our likes,
our interests, our hobbies, who we are. Feel me? What apps we use, what time we get off. the app. We know if we like dogs or. cats. They know if we like the color red. or yellow. Now, you know that AI um it's. like the guesser, what's it called? Uh. the genie. Um Ainator. Ainator. Ainator. You know how it always guesses. the person you you're guessing, right? Or you chose. is because it's narrowing every single. thing down. So, what if eventually Tik.
Tok is that algorithm they talked about. in the Winter Soldier and they know. exactly how your life is going to play. out even before you know it. And what if. it can already predict the future. because of it. So the AI knowing every. single person and knowing what every. single person's going to do, can necessarily that can predict the. future on what the trends are going to. be on what we're going to get into, what. we're going to spend money on, how we're how it's going to affect our. kids, how many kids we might have, if we.
want to have kids at all. Think about that [ __ ]. Yeah. What if it's already predetermined now? But is there a way to escape it? You. think by just cutting off all social. media or is it too late? No, but they probably already know h how. much how much information do you need. before it's too late? I know that is true. cuz I think it's just continuing. So. let's say let's say it's already been. collected and it's still collecting. So let's say it's only been what how. many years of Tik Tok? Five. Four. Five. Yeah. Five. Now imagine 20 years of Tik Tok. and it's been doing the same aenator.
[ __ ] It's been doing the aenator like. run. It's it's like okay he's going to. do this. He's going to do this, he's. going to do this. Mhm. What if it repredicted everything? No, that's actually mad scary cuz it's. like say um police get to use that and. it's like, oh, we can even track down a. murderer. Yeah. just from, oh, if he. likes uh his Amazon purchases, his uh. YouTube searches, or like he he watches this certain. anime, okay, boom, it's a red flag, you. know, it drops him down into this this. scenario, and then boom, he likes this.
Tik Tok, this Tik Tok, and people that. tend to like this Tik Tok are into this. blah blah blah. Yo, that just went in my head how crazy. Aenator actually is cuz he's just going. through files. And imagine how that's. only for celebrities now. Imagine just. regular people. No, regular people. every single person in the world. What. if Cuz. Yeah, cuz that's possible. Mhm. That's that's dead ass possible. If I did aator with regular person and I. needed all the information or like to. guess a regular person, it probably. could be do that now. Isn't that what.
What if that What if that's already. made? Why would they need that? The government. Oh, okay. It probably is. like security purposes like they know. exactly where you are. They know exactly. cuz theoretically speaking, if we were if we wanted to be like the. best capitalist society possible, we. would use that AI and put people into. the jobs that match to them best. Yeah. But we don't. or eliminate the threats to the society. And that's what they did in Captain. America: Winter Soldier. And in Captain. America: Winter Soldier, the the the.
elite group, like the secret thing, the. secret community. Yeah. They were kind of like the Illuminati in. the movie. True. I swear to God, bro. Marvel predicts. every single or not predicts, but they. take on real life conspiracies. Yeah. No, it's cuz just the symbolism. Obviously, that's one of the biggest. movies. Why wouldn't they throw. something in there? You know, even in. the uh the Kobe tribute. I don't know. This is crazy, but they held up Kobe's. jersey and behind it, out of every out.
of everything they could have put behind. the screen, they put fire. Wait, but it looks cool. No, it doesn't, fam. Trust me, that's that's. in his tribute. Why would they lift up his jersey and. right behind it is a bunch of fire? No, but that one they use a lot though. I don't know. Fire they use a lot, fam. Just for a person dying. I don't know. about that one, bro. Especially that way. Yeah, that's not. right. Yeah, it's not right. That's just like bad timing. And if you saw the the um the takeoff.
the takeoff tribute at the Grammys, what was it? So, uh, Quavo had a mask. where it would circle his eye. It would. circle his eye. He had I I don't know. what it was, but it was like a black. mask that only covered his face and his. and his eye. So, it's the one eye symbol. Oh, like the Illuminati thing. Yeah. Like, come on, bro. Like, yeah, it's out there. It's too It's too obvious and [ __ ] bro. But, I think it's it's only going to be. more and more obvious, but what are we. going to do about that [ __ ]. We can't, bro. I guess just boycott, fam. Why don't we. just boycott every single celebrity.
that's that we think is Illuminati, bro? I guess. you think it's possible? No, that's impossible, bro. That's all. of them. Yeah, that's too much out there, dog. What are we going to do as thing? Cuz. you know, fam, imagine uh you point one. out. Okay, boom. He's out, but you're. gone, too. So, since they have way more than us. Come on, bro. No, there's more there's more. There's. more consumers than there is. But there's only a few that'll go out. their way in. You feel me? And do it. Say again. Sorry.
So there's even though we have a lot of. people, 90% of them are still in the rat. race. They don't care about that [ __ ]. True. You feel me? So it's not important. Exactly. It's not important to them. But why is it important to them to to. idolize? To idolize. If it's important Okay, look. People like idolize celebrities. You feel me? Mhm. People do that. Yeah. So why is it not important to deidolize. people? Yeah. And we should be doing that. because. I guess there there's people cancel but. not for the right reasons. But why? Let's say it's true. Let's say none of.
it is conspiracy about like Satanism and. all that stuff. within celebrities. Why are they not cancelled? Like why do. people still you know what I mean? What do you mean canceled? No. Like why don't you cancel people for. being demonic as [ __ ]. Like why didn't they cancel Lil Uzi yet? Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's run by them. No. Like straight up straight up. Like. if Lil Uzi said like, "Yo, I'm a devil. worshipper.". Yo, if you listen to my music, you know. what I mean? Yeah. You probably wouldn't be cancelled. cuz um what do you call this? The whole. industry is run by that one person and. they need all these icons and idols that.
easily have influence on all the dumber. people to stray them. Not to the right. way, but you know, to the So, do you. think they're just like smarter. than the population? That's what it is. Way smarter. They they have a plan. while we're just going with it. Yeah. I think it can change from I think. you can start cancelling people to be. demonic. Demonic [ __ ] Who we canceling first, bro? Loki, who's these [ __ ] Do you think. Do you think that the the cancel culture.
will cancel itself out soon? I have that. feeling. I don't know why. What do you mean cancel culture? Cancel. itself out. Yeah. So, people are going to since. we're finally catching on to um cuz I. believe there's no really there's. nothing such as a cancel culture. It's. just pick and choose, right? Cuz I say. cuz people who are saying, "Oh, cancel. Balenciaga," right? Yeah. They have friends that wear Balenciaga, they're still hanging out with them. So. it's like who you're picking and. choosing who you really support, you. know? So it's like I don't I feel like cancel.
culture soon will cancel itself out. because it doesn't make sense. Yeah. Kind of. You kind of know what I'm saying. Kind of kind of. But I This was going to. be my first tweet on Twitter. I still. haven't even tweeted it. But I was going to tweet up straight up. Y'all should cancel Twitter. because it probably caused more deaths. than this than some of the things that. you guys are canceling anyway. Think about that. How many Twitter beefs. happened? How many people you know what. I mean? How many how much [ __ ] happened. because of Twitter or drama? I swear the. the White House rating happened because.
of Twitter. No, because of Twitter or something like. that. So why didn't they just cancel Twitter? Because. instead No, instead of canceling like. the individuals that done it, why don't. you just cancel the whole thing? Boom. No, no, no more problems. No more future. problems. That that shit's swept under. I know. I know. It's It's way easier. than it looks, bro. Because it's like. the cancel culture people think they're. in that culture, so why take away that. culture that they're in? That's like. That's like saying we live in Canada. Why would we get rid of Canada? No, it's accountability. It's. accountability. They know, okay, this. social media platform causes the most. issues. Mhm.
Has there ever been there's definitely. been like other beefs through like. Instagram and Facebook, but not on the. level of Twitter. Yeah. I feel like the most controversy happens. because of Twitter. So why don't you. just turn that [ __ ] off? Boom. I feel like it'll be less. No, at least. a little bit. Hey man, that's the influence I have, bro. At least a little bit, right? [ __ ]. but now it's too late because Elon owns. that. Yeah. Now it's like free. You get to say. whatever the [ __ ] you want. Yeah. No, but is it even I'm pretty sure you. can still get cancelceled on Twitter or. you can you can still get.
You can still get cancelled or whatever. You can still get silenced. Like Aiden, he's getting silenced on Twitch and he's. moving somewhere else, you know, like. [ __ ] that [ __ ] like that always happens. But I don't know. I don't know if. there's. Do you think Elon's on on the side of. the people or is he just like playing a. game? No, he's probably not. He's probably not. the smartest man in He's probably like. richest man in the world. Obviously, he's going to side with the things that. make him more money. And that's the evil. side, you know. If if I I would have probably. done the same [ __ ] too, bro. Yo, if I had that much money. I was watching this movie um Sorry to.
Bother You. Yeah. You ever heard about this? No, I. haven't. So, pretty much the movie is about is. this black guy and he's in the office. and he's working like you know that. phone job where he he does sales. Okay. Yeah. But in order to get sales, he doesn't. use his regular voice. Mhm. He talks like a you know what I mean? He. he talks with like a very prop. proper voice. Hello there. How are you doing today? You know what I mean? Very casual, you know, very professional. like. Caucasian voice. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But anyways, um, in.
the movie later on, he climbs his way to. the top of the company and the company. that he works for had a malicious plan. to turn everybody and give everybody a. disease that turns them into a horse. It's It's weird. It's weird. I know it's. a Stan uh, Lee Stanfield movie, okay? It's really weird. But once he got to. the top, they were asking that guy like, "We want you to become a horse, too, but.
we want to still control you. So, we want you to join the rebel side and. cause a revolution.". Mhm. But we want that so there's more press. on it and there's more attention. So, even the leader of the revolution is. on the side. of the people. of the people up top. Now, if you think. about it, that's total control, fam. M. So, not only do you control like the. people from that standpoint, you control. because of the the leader of the. revolution. So, I think that's that's the proper way. to do it though cuz you have both sides.
now. Now, check this out. Every single like. social justice activist. Yeah. We have to look at were they planted. But do we ever? Nah, bro. Did we we just go off? [ __ ] that, bro. Think about that. Do we ever do we ever. look at like, yo, where did this social. activist come from? No, bro. Where did uh Grace Greta Greta. Thunderberg Thunderberg come from? Apparently, she's a Rothschild. Stay honest. Yeah.
Oh, that's so crazy. Yo, no, that actually I'm pretty sure. like her uncle is a Rothschild and then. she's still part of that lineage. Exactly. Yeah, cuz fam Ellen probably. the Rosschilds, too. We didn't know. where she came from until until she came. out. like those people that just pop up, we have to ask like what's And then now. it gets even crazier because we don't. even know lineage because it's a race or. like people have fake identities, whatever. [ __ ] Yeah, we have to Yo,
and it gets even crazier because yo, like who's stopping? You know how. there's AI of of uh everything now? Like. you can fake a person talking, you can. fake their voice, blah blah blah. Now, you know how Amber Herd and then Johnny. Deb, they had that court case with the. audio and like, "Oh, this is proof. This. is proof." Right? Mhm. Yo, can't they now like fake [ __ ] So, is that even proof anymore? Just now? Cuz I sort of just happened. last year with the with the audio AI. Yeah. So, is audio proof even valid anymore?
Probably not, bro. Is video proof even. now? Is anything valid, bro? Is anything. even valid? I don't even know cuz fam, there was some uh this Twitch streamer. who's getting lots of flak right now for. what? Because um he supposedly watched po uh. what's that porn with uh. Oh, deep fake porn. Oh, Pokemon. No, no, it was I think it was. No, it was Pokemon. It was Pokemon, bro. Pokemon and some other girl, too. But he. came on camera. It's like I clicked the. link uh and I watched it and I. downloaded and I shared it around and.
[ __ ] like that cuz I was curious as the. comments killed me cuz obviously the. internet is going to troll. He's like. this guy's getting in trouble for [ __ ]. that I do every day. No, it's you know why? It's because he. cared too much and it's because he was. ashamed. I know. If there's no shame, nobody cares. Yeah, exactly. And but that was also his friends. though. So I get why he was ashamed. You. obviously don't put your friends on a. def fake porn and watch that. That's really [ __ ] up, too. Yeah, that's really [ __ ] up. That's just. Wait, that's you friends with them? Yeah, fam. They're They're friends.
They're all friends. Oh, that's kind of crazy. And that's why. Never mind. That's kind of crazy, bro. That's kind of crazy. That's a different. I know. That's That's like weird. Yeah. And he had a girl and he has a. girl. That's weird. That's weird. But at least like claim up. to like, "Yo, man, I'm. That's what he said. That's why he came. on camera and said that.". Oh, okay. Yeah. So, he said like, "Oh, man. And I was. just horny and [ __ ]. Yeah, for sure. He He. You he said that? Okay. W. kind of not W, but like. No, at least like take accountability. You know what I mean? Everybody makes. mistakes.
Everybody makes mistakes. Like. it's all right, bro. Like. [ __ ] you face consequences already. Like nobody nobody everybody thinks. you're a weirdo. Mhm. In my opinion. In my opinion, I don't. think we should take You know how they. say like you shouldn't be the judge, exe. executioner, and jury. at the same time. Yeah. So, you know how let's say. somebody does something bad, right? Is it on us to be like social justice. warriors and be like, "Yo, this is bad. We should make a difference." Blah,
blah, blah. Is it up to us or should we. let nature play out itself? No. I think it is up to us because we. dictate like if we think we're always. like, "Justice, justice.". No. No. My bad. My bad. Okay. So, are we not trusting the justice. system that we already have? Boom. M. cuz if we have to take it to ourselves. and cancel cancel blah blah this has to. be this has to be this on social media. blah blah blah are okay does that mean. we have to change the justice system. yeah okay then let's address that point. rather than doing this [ __ ] ourselves no.
yeah I don't know because we're always. preaching justice justice and then. obviously we think it's out of our hands. maybe it's that remember the Grammys. thing that I talked about that's what. the rich do to piss us off more because. even though they know that's that's. wrong with what they The people have no. say in it. Exactly. Like what's the point of making. it blah blah blah blah making noise? What are we actually doing? Yeah. Just pissing off the people. Yeah. So why don't you just go write. some letters and change the justice. system instead? Yeah. You know what I mean? I feel like they would never listen.
though. I feel like that's that's been. tried been done. Protest [ __ ] like that. Obviously nothing's going to change. Why don't Okay, this is why I still. don't understand. If we live in a true. democracy, how come we can't all just. vote on some [ __ ] like when it happens? Why isn't that true democracy? Yeah. Why can't we just like let's say there's. there's an issue that pops up in the. world in the government. Why can't we. just all vote on our phones like, "Okay, we're going to change the law to this. Why can't we just all vote, okay, boom, and then you vote, boom, and we don't.
have to show each other blah blah blah.". But it can happen right how we're. feeling, right? When it happens, legit. real time. H. why can't we do that? We have the. technology for it. Yeah. Too much power though. The power. is it's getting thrown off. You know how. there's always they always got to have. more power. The people should never have. the power. That's like their their main. if if say we walk into the the [ __ ]. Illuminati building. Yeah. Their main slogan. People should not. have the power, right? Like why why. can't we just have a voting system like.
that and all? Why can't you just that. [ __ ] be like a cahoot? Who said who said. that? That you know what I mean? No. Dead ass, bro. Like why can't [ __ ] just. be real time like a cahoot? Nah, I don't think that [ __ ] that [ __ ]. gonna work, bro. I think you just. talking. You chatting, bro. Yeah, in. that sense. Yeah, everything's a yes or no. Yeah, obviously that's just life in. general. Your path. That's why I'm saying cahoot is life. All right, bro. I'm done, bro. I'm done. There's got to.
be one big prank of you trying to say. the most outlandish thing and I have to. agree with it. That's got to be that's. got to be your challenge today. That. like you probably wrote that on a chart. All right, let's see. Let's see if I can. make Gavin agree with this. How cahoot is life? No, I'm just I'm. lowkey just curious like how many random. things I can say and people will be. like, "Oh [ __ ] that's crazy.". Yeah, probably a lot. Probably people people. were probably agreeing with you while. they were watching it. No, I have some. real fast though. No, but I think the. point I'm trying to get across is you.
can literally go off of anything and. make anything important. Like I can make. this important if I really wanted to. If. I put enough energy, momentum, convince. enough people to believe in what this. is. [ __ ] I can I can convince people. that this is an animal that got extinct. Yo, we don't even know if dinosaurs. actually look like this. This is just a. theory. Yeah. Everything's actually a theory if we. really bag it. The only thing that's not. a theory is the things that you can see. right in front of you. Not everything's a theory. Even the big bang, the the Earth itself.
is a theory. Like we don't know exactly. how it is. Like we can put names to. things. If you think about it, names of molecules, people made made it. up. Yeah. Like we attached verbs, nouns, and. everything, names to everything, right? Like this wasn't called an iPhone. before. We didn't even know what the. device of a phone was before, right? Like every single thing is made up. It's. a it's everything's a theory. So what. I'm trying to get at like why do we. treat everything so seriously? Like it. has to be this, this is that. Yo, at.
some point we're all human. Like we all. just make stuff up and we all just say. some dumb [ __ ] sometimes. Yeah. Just. and at some point someone like me will. take it so serious and convince. everybody no this is what it is. and then everybody's mind has to believe. it. Yeah. Now going back to the monarchy thing. If. everybody's in a monarchy and we all. believe into one thing. Yeah. then it becomes true. Then it becomes true. Then it becomes true. And that's what.
I'm trying to get at where we don't even. know the truth of what things are. We. don't even know if the news is true. Yeah. There was a there was another. Netflix show uh that tried that got. cancelled because they were speaking too. much facts. because uh there was a one scene where. it's like uh one person on the news and. then it just cut to consume consume. consume and they were like they were. filling up. It was [ __ ] I forgot what. it's called. Wait, is it after party or no? No, it was something else. That's that's the one with Kuti. Kui. went to like. the animation one. It was an animation. Oh, no. That's um I talked about this.
This is inside job. Inside job. Yeah. It got cancelled. because it was it's too much. Yeah. And they were canceling people cuz it's. literally that that they were exposing. the news like consume this, consume. this, consume this. [ __ ] like that. Yeah, bro. Cuz at the end of like we. don't even know [ __ ] Like if I tell. you, oh, the sky is blue. Like, yeah, we. can look outside and see the sky blue. Okay. Boom. It's blue. Who made up the word blue? Yeah. You feel me? Like who? In. somewhere else, they don't even call it. blue. They call it. Yeah. You call it like a different azoo.
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