VALENTINES DAY ORIGIN , "WHITE LADY" GHOST, ADRENOCHROME THEORY, SLEEP DEMONS - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 20

[Music]. oh. you know what yo yesterday fam that's. the most thing i woke up right yeah i. mean i went to bed. all clothes on right no normal normal. sleep right. i wake up the next morning fam my shirt. is off i'm like and like it's it's. place like next to me what do you mean. because my sister comes to my room every. day right yeah to get my charger yeah.

and then i wake up and then my i look. down my shirt's off i'm like what the. [ __ ] so you took off your shirt no no. like i think it happened like in my. sleep because i woke up i woke up and my. shirt was off yo yo you ever hear that. thing about like um there's like a sleep. demon that's what i was gonna say like. like the sleep demon look kind of horny. taking my shirt off so so this supposed. to be like some next like sleep demon so. anytime you have like a wet dream or you. have like a sexual dream oh yeah it's. actually like a demon that's trying to.

steal your energy. really i don't know about that i forgot. what it's called but it's like uh like. any time anytime you can feel. like you know when you have a sexual. dream yeah yeah but you actually feel it. oh yeah so you know exactly so when you. feel it yeah they they say it's actually. a demon that's like sucking you up. what's that uh the show big mouth yeah. yeah it's like big now that the guy is. like hey you wanna [ __ ] it. you want it i guess yes.

what the [ __ ] yeah and then. there's like two different ones there's. one for a guy and one for a girl. and then they both look different it's. weird it's so weird but the purpose is. like they because apparently like you're. you're semen yeah like it holds energy. right 100 that's the whole like that's. the whole theory with like no fap. because like like holds your energy this. and that right it's like good for your. soul uh-huh so the theory goes they're. trying to steal your energy that's why. they do that in your sleep. so like they're sucking you drive your. energy pause.

in a sense. it actually makes sense yeah the semen. theory yeah. no because like yeah because after thing. bro like yo if those men's that do no. fap like i've seen bear videos and like. yo i feel more spiritually like like i. feel enlightened yeah yeah i have way. more energy than before what do you. think about nofap though you think. that's real or do you think it's. [ __ ] um. i think it's [ __ ] you think it's. [ __ ] because i think i i read about. like you have to to release yeah like a.

couple of times a week. to it because it's healthy for you yeah. and it's good for your your prostate. yeah yeah yeah it reduces prostate. cancer and all that. but yo. so i actually did it for like a couple. of months i tried it. you did yeah i remember in high school. no i didn't i didn't tell you that. there's no bro what happened i did it i. did it in high school because like i i. was looking at the benefits in this and. that right. so i tried i'm like let me try it out. and you try it out after my experience. like i did reap benefits from it like. what were the benefits um.

like feeling more confident in yourself. feeling more energized right this and. that but what i think it really was. was it was more of like a goal yeah just. like okay i just want to complete this. to make myself feel good yeah it's more. like okay look let's take let's take a. person that has no goal right okay yeah. they're going through their day like oh. whatever it's whatever i'll just stay in. bed no goal right. but when you have a goal you're striving. towards something so everything you do. it's like i'm pushing forward i'm. pushing toward i'm pushing toward right.

so it's kind of like it it goes hand in. hand with if you have a goal you're. going to be you're going to be motivated. but if you have no goal you're not going. to be motivated bro like i'm not doing. this exactly so i think that's what it. is i think that's what it is it's not. necessarily too much because there's no. like scientific yeah i mean it's more. like a placebo why do they do it no not. november like why why don't you just do. no not forever you follow me. that's why it's like that's why it's. like okay boom like there's a goal there. so like men's after that they feel good. boom do whatever you want to there's. this man alive.

december 1. fight he finally gets a short boom. boom. just a touch for him i think there's a. movie on that too there's like a whole. movie on that [ __ ] on what i'm like. there's like this guy i think it's. called 30 days 30 nights he went like oh. really yeah you watch it it's actually a. good movie there's got to be like those. those small it's like a what do you call. those a local movie no no no it was like. yeah it was a professional movie like. i forgot i forgot who it was but uh yeah.

it was a good movie you watch it i'll. send you you know what a good movie i. watched recently yeah i don't know if. you watched a bad trip oh i didn't watch. it with eric andre nah so fam this is. probably the worst the best movie like. i've ever watched really yeah cause. cause it's not even like a movie at. first i was like what the hell is going. on because they were just they were like. hidden cameras everywhere right yeah and. also a plot so there were scenes where. there was acting. but then they'll pull a prank they'll. pull a prank and like get the reaction. of them oh so it's real yeah it's like. real oh it's like jackass then okay is.

it like jackass yeah it's kind of like. that but family uh one prank it was like. oh the guy the guy was like the actor. went into the gorilla cage and the girl. took off his pants and [ __ ] and started. and everyone was like what the [ __ ] is. going on and i read the articles like. yeah every every uh reaction in that. movie yeah was genuine. because if there was a non-genuine. reaction it would have thrown off the. whole movie right oh yeah that's true. that's true but that's crazy how it kind. of uh the the people's reactions kind of. like move the movie like forward type.

[ __ ] because they had a bad reaction. then uh i think they did that with um i. think it was bad santa or some [ __ ] or. bad grandpa i think i could be wrong oh. no bad bad grandpa was not was not it. was that was scripted scripted no. there's there's another movie it was a. borat. oh i think the new borat actually had. like live reactions too borah was going. around like. like that guy was actually wild yo the. thing about borah that [ __ ] cannot come. out like. actually well i'm saying it can't come. out but it did come out like last year.

yeah it did but like did it get any. backlash or no because there was like i. feel like i feel like there's there's no. way i couldn't there's no way it. couldn't but like i wouldn't care i. don't give a [ __ ] because it's like. borax so it's like you know it's a joke. yeah but like how he was staying with. random people drinking videos yeah like. how why would you let a man like that. like looks like that in your house i. don't get that. so oh yo i i re-watched like uh pepe le. pew because you know how they're. cancelling pepe look for um um because. he's like a rapist or pedophile yeah bro.

so at first when i heard like oh they're. cancelling peppa look i'm like oh these. guys are sensitive that's that's my. first thought i'm like these guys. look at the world now. but then then i went back i went back i. looked at this [ __ ]. and i'm like. bro this is something. it was this guy this game the puppy of. you took the skunk. in his home. locked the doors and he's like come on. bro she's like. kissing her up and [ __ ] like shorty. would just be chilling in the field bro.

and you would come up you know. kidding after yeah bro it's [ __ ] up. bro it's messed up so i get why they're. trying to cancel him but yeah um you've. seen the space jam [ __ ] too oh then you. i'm not a big fan what are your first. thoughts bruh. zendaya's playing um a lola bunny yeah. lola bunny just i don't know man because. because to me it will never live up i'll. never level up but i'm i'm still gonna. enjoy it. i'm not gonna like oh it can't be that. good i'm still gonna enjoy i'm gonna try. and watch it all the guys in the. comments because uh.

there was klay thompson yeah damian. lillard. in the movie but dwyane wade yeah is lol. is like. lola bunny wait dwyane wade is a girl. it's a girl in the movie because he. threw he threw lebron to love and he did. that signature pose right yeah and it. was lebron oh it was it was little bunny. yeah yeah oh interesting. yeah i don't know i don't know maybe. maybe it's the easter egg. you know what trips me out the most ram. like you know when because i always. watch theories and [ __ ] on youtube i got. bare theories today [ __ ] the theories.

of when like. it's it's related to some [ __ ] in your. room you know what i mean. is there a dark theory you gotta chill. film no no but you know when you're. listening something is like yo. yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah so. tell me tell me what's cursed in this. room no nothing's cursed nothing's. cursed. but but i saw this theory right. and then. it's something like i'm like wow i never. noticed that yeah so what it was is you. know the doors that are in our houses. look at this door behind me okay yeah.

right. did you ever notice. it's actually a cross. and it's open bible at the bottom. what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] even that door. it's the same thing so so the the. classic door like the the main door that. everybody uses in their house yeah is. this. cross. and bible at the bottom oh i didn't know. that you see the cross right yeah yeah. yeah yeah so this was made because um. remember when there was witches and [ __ ]. like back in the day people were like oh. she's a witch burn her blah blah oh yeah.

so this was supposedly supposed to keep. like um the witches away away yeah it's. supposed to like. uh throw away like bad spirits and [ __ ]. like bad energy so your room is. protected because these two doors yeah. but i never know i never knew that yeah. i never knew that now i feel a little. bit more shape. i'm good i'm good god that demon when. you sleep i'm chilling. but yeah my mom also told me because. we're not about witches and [ __ ] and. ghosts but in the philippines because uh. what do you call this she has bear ghost. stories but this one she told me.

specifically so she was just randomly. out one night and she was late night at. a park right yeah she was on the swings. and there was a building kind of like or. a house right in front of her like a. really tall building with a porch. she looks up and she sees a white lady. like a white. ghost type of lady right and i and i was. like mom do you can you like explain it. more like what happened and boom she. just vanished right. but this is what it i researched it and. this white lady is supposed to be like.

international everyone sees like. russia japan. yeah okay. she's a like a slim tall bride i'm. thinking i'm pretty sure there's a movie. too. the white i i think there's a movie. called the one so she kind of looks like. the conjuring too because the hair yeah. yeah so this is what happens in the. philippines she's known to be like. seeing that like the side of the roads. and when you're driving and [ __ ] and you. look in your mirror she'll be behind you. [ __ ] that. like in your car in your car.

and here's the thing like she's only. there to scare you to death like. literally yeah because like the thing is. like okay like the origin story is like. okay there was a beautiful girl she got. murdered and that's the beautiful girl. trying to like haunt who uh like where. she. died that's crazy. fam wait did i ever tell you about that. um the graveyard in the philippines no. bro. no it was in my eye i read a comment. where it's like if carlos ever mentions. his aunt or his grandma. [Laughter].

so so one day right. one day my mom she was watching like the. gma. television the normal the news one yeah. the. whatever it is. yeah. and then there's like this news. broadcast showed. a bunch of these kids okay they were. like possessed. they were the whole like field was. possessed yeah because apparently like. there was a graveyard nearby their. school. okay the whole the whole like classroom.

was possessed and they started speaking. latin latin they're speaking like fluent. latin like. spitting that [ __ ] okay yeah yeah and. everyone's like what the [ __ ] no one. taught them latin yeah yeah latin's a. dead language how do they know latin. yeah so. they're saying like. the the spirit or whatever possessed. them because that's the whole classroom. because that's like all the kids there. and it was on news like there's actual. footage of it like they all at one time. they all started speaking type [ __ ] no. like they're like interviewing these.

kids like individual this girl's like. speaking latin she's like. the news guys like yeah. yeah. okay can y'all speak english please. you're kind of scared of me fam. well yeah what is that though like you. know just possess just possess man that. smells like bad spirits and [ __ ] back. then bro it was it was. lots of [ __ ] happened bro um like even. uh cause i remember yo i love the jet. one because uh the jet episode yeah. cause it it came out right when easter. came out yeah yeah i don't know how it.

led up to that but like it was like boom. boom boom orange it was easter the next. day. yeah but yeah so i was searching up i. was like what other holidays are there i. was like uh. uh new. uh new year's origins there's like. nothing like that it was just no new. year's originally it was just like a. greek guy yeah you heard of the the. origin of valentine's i heard a little. bit of it i heard a little bit of it not. too much [ __ ] i forgot. i forgot the the festival yeah that. romans threw it was like leo carlia or.

something uh. i forgot yeah it was something cardia. but but in that festival they would it. was mostly focused on like fertility. right and then valentine's oh boom you. have sex and [ __ ] like that yeah right. but then it kind of takes like a dark. turn because they used to hit girls or. like woman. like like dead animal skins and [ __ ]. because it would increase their. fertility whoa yeah and like guys in. that festival yeah would like okay so. there would be a jar right with a whole.

bunch of girls names in it boom they. would they would open it. your whoever your uh the girl's name is. that's your partner that's your. valentine no that's your partner in like. the [ __ ] big orgy they had yeah yeah. so maybe that's like that's like the. valentine card yeah yeah. [Music]. [Applause]. will you be my valentine will you be my. valentine in the orgy. oh my. it's like ah let's happily walk to this. [ __ ] that's messed up bro i know i i bet.

like back then it was so it was so. commonplace you know it wasn't it wasn't. like a taboo thing yeah yeah yeah but. looking back now it's like what the [ __ ]. are they doing it's weird bro because. there's also a separate story where it's. like i don't know if you heard this but. there's two saints named valentine oh. yeah and he refused he completely. refused to like like worship these gods. and so he was put in jail. and when he and when he wrote uh a. letter to like a girl yeah he was like. from your valentine and then he sent it. off and that's why i kind of like the.

saying oh will you be my valentine or. some [ __ ] came from oh. yeah that makes sense then hmm so where. did cupid come from do you know cupid no. i didn't do you nah that would have been. a perfect back-to-back theory but. because cupid's just like a baby that. that makes people fall in love but i. think i think there's something deeper. to that. is there a roman is i think there's a. roman like um. in mythology a roman god. that was wait is it is cupid a roman god. no i think it's not he might be he might.

be cupid yeah i think so i think he's. like a mythological like he's a myth but. not like a god no like a missile like in. mythology in roman you know how they. have greek mythology in the roman. mythology okay yeah yeah with like plato. and all of these people oh yeah he's. definitely in there yeah because yeah. yeah. so so keep it keep is one of those right. facts i i feel like there's a deeper. meaning though i feel like uh because at. these uh ceremonies they would like. sacrifice an unlucky goat. yeah yeah a human so i feel like cupid.

might be like. i don't know man like in my head it's. like cupid's shooting the guy because. he's shooting arrows at everybody yeah. to make people fall in love. what is there what do you think fam. i don't know. i don't know but all of it like all of. this [ __ ] with like valentine's and like. it's all business now it's it's it's. never it's never we're celebrating what. it's supposed to be we're not. celebrating that we're just celebrating. yo let's show off yeah yeah let's show. up. like here have some chocolate fat.

yeah like why do we get chocolates let's. let's sell as much chocolate as we can. type [ __ ] you know i mean it's not even. like we're celebrating because cupid. we're not celebrating is like oh it's. the meaning of love yeah is it really. yeah like the the whole story is like. sacrificing people yeah so it's like. weird bro i don't know you know anything. about st patrick's or not no there's one. for st patrick yo i've tried to i tried. my best to search up like leprechauns. and [ __ ] but like nothing really like. makes sense yeah it doesn't it doesn't.

because it's just like a myth yeah the. the leprechauns are definitely a myth. but i know there's a there's a whole. you know you know how to train your. dragon yeah yeah you know how there's. like a bunch of like different dragons. and [ __ ] yeah so i looked into. leprechauns right okay okay dog there's. like a whole book of like different. leprechauns there's like. the small ones there's like darker ones. there's like ones with like red hair. there's ones that can like cast spells. there's ones that are like very lucky. you're supposed to like tap on the head. yeah yeah it's like there's so many. different ones really yes i guess like.

uh. in the 2021 draft for the leprechauns i. select yeah it's like picking up pokemon. what do you want is your starter. i want the fastest one. do you like do you like um what's it. called uh what's the leprechaun cereal. again lucky charms charms i hate that. [ __ ] bro you like that that's just gas. bro i'm not gonna love you charms yeah. yo my sister is so weird shout out my. sister she she takes the marshmallow all. the good [ __ ] the marshmallows out of it. yeah and only eats the cereal oh that's. weird so so when i wake up right yeah.

there's an empty bowl. and there's a bowl right next to it with. all the oh my god. i said mushrooms no no the marshmallows. the marshmallows. mushrooms. mushroom a day keeps the doctor away you. feel me. but i hate the freaking it's it's like. eating styrofoam bro but it's like i. don't know you know you know like when. the sound when you like scrape the. chalkboard don't describe it like that. it's not like when i treat that in my.

teeth like ah man it's like that feeling. i like it especially without milk. without milk and you just you just. bite into that into that marshmallow. thing i like that texture though i hate. that cause you seen on uh tik tok those. girls who just get chalk i mean no no. it's not like oh i hate that. that's so cool. that's so bad because i powdered like a. bar and they'll eat it in the white [ __ ]. i don't like that man i don't like that. yeah i don't know but but i love the i. love the ones where it's like something. soft like. you know you know the um the honey the.

honeycomb [ __ ] that [ __ ] looks like okay. i like too yeah but i i don't l i don't. like the chalk stuff it's like messy and. it's like that weird sound of like. styrofoam ish really i don't like that i. know kyle what makes you cringe other. than like it's like that sound that. sound it makes i remember i remember my. oh i just thinking about it makes me. shiver because my teacher did that one. time because she wanted to shut up the. class yeah she's like gosh shut up and. then no one would listen she'll go to. the board and we'll be like this. and then everyone would like start. cringing yo you know what do you think. there's like um there's certain things.

that trigger us. because of like animal instinct animal. instinct what do you mean by that like. an example so you know how horses even. though they never seen a snake before. they'll be afraid of snakes yeah they'll. jerk back like anything like they'll. look at even like a wire or like a hose. and they could be afraid of it because. it looks like a snake even though they. have never seen a snake before like they. could be put into a into an environment. where there's no snakes and still see. something that looks like a snake and be. scared yeah so do you think there's. something with humans. that we sense something like we're.

naturally afraid of but even though. we've never seen before yeah for sure. because i've been i've been afraid of. some [ __ ] that i don't know what it is. but then i'll like okay no this i know. this is bad i'm getting bad energy from. it what do you think is an example of. that okay i'm trying to think i think. the biggest one and is prominent in. every single culture is prominent in. every single. almost like yeah every single culture. every single civilization yeah is ghosts. ghosts you know what i mean though yeah. that is true like we're all afraid of. ghosts but. you know i mean like we never seen.

ghosts before because you kind of look. insane like you know when the when. you're in the room by yourself and. you're thinking about a ghost yeah and. you're just looking you're like i'm kind. of scared for no reason like yeah yeah. exactly okay that makes sense so what if. there's a theory. what if. that's proof of ghosts is that we are. afraid of them even though we've never. seen them because it's like an instinct. so maybe that [ __ ] is real facts you're. on to something still. [Music]. i knew it exactly. but yeah in my mind i was just thinking.

like. you know poison ivy yeah poison ivy yeah. because like when you look at a plant. and you think it's poison ivy you just. kind of jerk away from it but that's. because we know what poison ivy is that. that's true because if i never knew what. poison ivy is i'd just run through that. [ __ ]. holy [ __ ] i i remember uh just a quickly. quick story yeah like i remember we went. geo nodding right you're not geocaching. no randall randall nodding oh really. yeah yeah so it led us into this deep. ass forest right me brandon justin yeah. and brandon and justin are the.

adrenaline seekers yeah you know and i'm. over there with sharon like why are we. going so deep in this forest in. scarborough what are you doing what are. you doing bro like and justin's like i. think we're almost there we're almost. there yeah like there's really nothing. to see right but they just want to go. there to achieve something so we go. there and they start running why i don't. know because they think they saw. something. yeah and me and sharon start running. running through all these bushes and you. know those cactus things oh the birds. the birds yeah i come out the forest.

covered in version covered covered and. it hurts i'm like what the [ __ ] is this. oh i hate those ones bro. you know those you know those little. like um it's like weeds but it's spiky. you know what i'm talking about it's. it's like it's like wheat it's like. dandelions and weeds oh but it's the. spiky one i hate those bro whenever i go. on hikes i get those. yeah even when you're like chilling in. the grass and accidentally like put your. hand on it yeah i hate that yeah bro and. like ticks and like when you go um have. you ever have you ever had like yeah i. had to take before you really i don't. know so i i went like um we went into.

this like trail is nearby like my my. aunt's cottage yeah and i guess it was. yo it was infested with like parasites. on the floor see that's you you don't go. in there if that's the thing we're on. like uh like a concrete trail right yeah. yeah and we see literally you know like. csi miami and [ __ ] like the microscope. [ __ ] and then like you see the the the. parasite moving like this. there's there's little like um orange. worms. on the ground that move just like. they're super skinny like slugs like.

slugs no it was super skinny like it was. literal parasite oh that's and it moves. just like just like in the show where it. moves like it's glitching out yeah it's. glitching it looks like it's glitching. out and [ __ ] it moves just like that. it's weird that reminds me you remember. that spongebob episode where they they. took a a magnifying glass and like. zoomed in on a bee. and they showed it showed the most. disgusting like spongebob oh i think so. yeah yeah yeah i think so but there was. one episode it was it like scarred me. fam. you ever been like bitten by like really. bad by b oh so this one time right i.

think it was like grade four or three. this was first day of school i think it. was first day of school actually yeah so. you're still a kid when this yeah yeah. so we were chilling by like a portable. and then. we were like talking and talking and. then i felt something go up my pants. oh hell no i felt like and then all of a. sudden is like stinging i'm like what's. going on i'm like it's like stinging me. right yeah right on my thigh. right on my it was like burning i'm like. it's almost like. someone put put a needle in it yeah fam. like they stuck a needle and they're.

like twisting it yeah it hurt because. they didn't just sting me once uh-huh. i'm pretty sure you're just like. that's like [ __ ] i think it was a wasp. it wasn't a b though okay because if it. was a b would have just stuck that thing. in right yeah and left yeah this [ __ ]. was definitely a wasp because like i had. hella. yeah yeah that's gross fam. like me like i feel like because i i got. stung by bee when like we were kids. because we did stupid [ __ ] like you know. there was um in my elementary school. like at the door where you you go out.

for recess yeah there's always this. beehive and the the school never took it. out right why i don't know but it was. like high up and you could kind of see. it oh you they got to save it that's. what i got. so me and my dogs like yeah we're all. like these kids just wanna just walk. around right yeah so so amanda there's. like a shoe up there oh my god she drops. oh [ __ ]. one guy gets stung i get stung. i'm trying i'm trying my best. i'm like oh this hurts so i got stung in.

the neck yeah i remember getting stung. like and they leave the thing in you. right. bro. like bro everyone that that recess. everyone came in it was like tears. everyone came in crying yeah yeah that. hurts yeah that hurts so much bro you. ever been stung by or like bit by spider. i i think i have i don't like because i. don't know what a spider bite looks like. have you nah i haven't been bit by a. spider but i remember like when i was. growing up maybe like seven years old. six years old yeah i was the biggest.

spider-man fan not gonna lie. you know this is gonna go. i was i my room was in the basement. right yeah and you used to sleep in the. basement and then there's like um kind. of like the cellar part of the basement. like the storage unit. and there's this there's like a spider. in the corner oh this is after watching. spiderman. yeah. so i would always look at it i'm like. yeah i know what i have to do i don't. know if i'm brave enough to do it.

no way. i'm like. come on. i'm just thinking about it i'm just. thinking about it. i'm not gonna do it. did you i didn't i didn't that would. have been equivalent to my vampire. garlic story. i got flame for that so imagine. but yeah i i didn't get bit by a spider. but i've got uh warts from a frog oh. yeah yeah [ __ ] like bad like it was like. damn yeah cause it's like some saliva or.

some [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah cause because. in in the cottage right me and my dogs. every night we go frog hunting yeah and. this this is white kid that i don't. remember but i hope he's doing blessed. today. he would he would like grab the frogs. with his hands what the hell and put him. in boxes when we were frog catching but. me and my my he wasn't afraid huh he was. white. [Music]. and me me and all my filipino cousins. where they're like. right so so and these guys this guy's. like offering us chips that he he dug. like after he kept yeah he would think.

he would like get chicken. i'm like bro. this kid's gonna like gonna go far in. life but yeah i don't know man that's. dirt bro i've never. i think the nastiest thing i ever. touched was like a slug like i picked up. a slug yeah like he slugged it was like. um it was like a neon yellow slug yeah i. picked it up. for like a truth or dare yeah or pick up. that slug but slugs don't do anything to. you yeah it wasn't even that bad okay. well what's like the nastiest thing. you've ever done the nasty thing you. touched i guess oh i know exactly yeah.

yeah it was your throw up. because okay saved patty's night right. yeah and then i was holding the bucket. fam you didn't touch it no it went on my. i remember the video because i still. have the videos like bro you go to my. hand oh really. oh what the [ __ ] because because it was. like i was like okay this is blessed. like he's really throwing up and then. there was like waterfalls like whoosh. yeah yeah and then like bro you missed. like half the bucket bread like got on. my hand. yo when i throw up it's it's not like a.

little bit oh that's tsunami [ __ ] i'm. surprised i didn't throw up because when. i see someone throw up i want to throw. up yeah yeah when i throw up it's like. it's bad i'm not gonna lie it's bad it's. not like a little bit it's it's always. like yeah whatever's in there it's out. i know bro and like probably like [ __ ]. too i've touched like yeah i probably. touched [ __ ] before no not not. people [ __ ] but like animal [ __ ] like. dogs yeah because i took all my dog [ __ ]. no not like dog [ __ ] like i've been at. like the farms and [ __ ] and i tripped. and then like put my.

to the couch. i'm telling you i have so many. embarrassing stories bro you know what. you know what the cow [ __ ] is good for. oh yeah the mushroom. mushrooms baby. yo you know um you know there's a. certain frog i forgot what the frog is. called but. it's like um psychedelic frog yeah so so. they take they take things. they take the frog and then like the. slime of the frog. they. they put it on glass they rub the frog. on glass. and then they crystallize it. and then they scraped it with like a.

like a metal yeah get all of this powder. holy [ __ ] and when they smoke it. it's dmt yeah 5mu dmz holy [ __ ] yeah go. straight to the moon straight to the. moon straight to jupiter i think mike. tyson did it really yeah mike tyson did. it bro mike tyson is a goat bro this guy. does everything bro he's got auto. podcast on everything mike tyson and. snoop dogg they've done it all oh yeah. for sure not even yeah yeah snoop dogg. cause bear weed no snoop dogg he's been. on everything too he's been on like all. the talk shows he did wrestling he did.

movies. it's his world fast his world he's just. doing the mini quests i i'm pretty sure. he did like a muay thai fight too right. really or like he trained muay thai at. least. i think he has a video game of himself. and there was a uh oh yeah that's um def. jam. jam. and he rage quit yeah. he played as himself and then. it's no joke seeing like his his. character say the voice yeah that is his. voice reacting to him.

that's exactly what i want to say. but now back back to the frog. do you have do you have like have you. seen pictures of it is it like purple. and like weird colors what do you mean. like the frog itself yeah yeah no i. never look like i think it's just like a. toad okay i think it's a toad not a frog. yeah what's the difference though you. know a toy in a frog i think a toast is. bigger this is bigger there's probably. yeah there's probably some other [ __ ]. what's the difference or alligator and. uh and a crocodile you know alligator. crocodile cockerell is bigger i think so. crocodiles are bigger i think yeah.

crocodiles got to be bigger cause. crocodile sounds like. you remember um reptilia when reptilia. used to come to our school oh bro i love. that [ __ ] i don't know why they don't do. that no more because they can they can't. why because like. well actually maybe they still do in. like elementary yeah you wouldn't know. but they would bring in like lizards. yeah so reptilia people that don't know. they're like in canada they used to. bring in um all of these animals for. like the kids to touch yeah so they. brought in like a komodo dragon one time. they brought a snake like a non-venomous.

name yeah yeah they brought like i think. i think they brought a frog too yeah. they bought bear frogs too yeah um like. all of those different reptiles and [ __ ]. right yeah they would have them in boxes. and like okay show and tell yeah. remember earth rangers do earth range. that's a canadian throwback if y'all. know about that earth rangers it's like. save the wildlife no i don't and then. they used to bring in like um skunks and. they used to bring in like skunks yeah. they used to bring in like wildlife they. used to bring like an animal. like a like uh they had an owl too they. had like don't remember that [ __ ] you. remember that [ __ ] no that was fire what.

you never seen earth rangers and i. remember they had like no earth ranges. but i don't think they came to our. school uh it was cool though it was good. we we just saw like they like the. teachers just put it up on a board okay. what's the coolest like assembly you. ever had oh racing against drugs oh yeah. yeah no but not even assembly but when. you would go to that um. and like when you're a kid you would. start up biking and then like the great. eights would have the whips yeah. those are the best ones that's that's. definitely a canadian one too yeah. that's canadian glass i don't think they.

have things how about you my favorite. assembly i think it was an earth rangers. though really those are my favorite. because i i even like they're like yo. sign up on our website and you'll be an. earth ranger i want to be earth ranger. you'll sign me up. after you've seen the komodo dragon. you're like i want to be that. no but that was a good like um kind of. initiative because they got kids to like. i want to save the planet because fam if. you just throw out bear information to. like six-year-olds you're not gonna do. [ __ ] yeah but if you make it fun yeah. you make it fun like that and then show.

them all this cool stuff about it i. think that's my theory i think that's. the reason why gen z is the most eco is. the most like for. for uh that means sustainability you're. right you're right that's gen z is all. sustainability all like eco-friendly all. green but that's so fun that's so ironic. because like our plan is dying. yeah but we're like kind of the most. woke to it you know kind of no you know. why it's because we're the most like um. we care the most because it's our it's. gonna be us we're living on i know man.

you know what the sad thing is too yeah. you know who's paying for like all this. covid [ __ ] it's gonna be us um and like. our kids that's fun no it's gonna be us. that pays for like all of the. all the stimulus checks all of this. other stuff you know. because it's not just free money it's. not it's not just going to disappear. like someone's got to pay for that. hey man and that's our generation i know. so y'all better get your money. dog quick bro. because once they start distributing the. vacuum scenes. we're going to have to pay for that [ __ ].

too because that's our lives yeah but. back to the the animal [ __ ] i remember. my dad told me a story right yeah i. don't know no i want to go to the. philippines just to experience some [ __ ]. like this what is it what is it so this. guy was sleeping on the couch regular. ass day right yeah. so uh i think he got woken up by an. earthquake or an earthquake or some [ __ ]. like that yeah at the same time he woke. up right and there was like a oh a viper. oh [ __ ] in his house. and i think his bro like on on the top. top floor yeah hey yo there's a viper.

and [ __ ]. so he got up yeah got up and like. escaped it before everything but imagine. waking up. boom you wake up to an earthquake that's. only one that's the one thing right yeah. yeah second thing. there's a snake in front of you dog. what do you do that's a philippine. street. that's such a filipino story fam yo you. know my dad yeah when he was in the. philippines growing up he had a pet. monkey really like he had a pet monkey. and he would tell me stories how like he. the monkey would like pick his hair. trying to get like whatever. and then like that's sick yeah yeah and.

he would like try and steal toys and. stuff. so he told me this one story this is. this is why he got he had to get rid of. it. the sad story but the monkey. was um he was trying to get my dad's toy. and my dad had this toy and he knew like. the monkey would try and take it yeah he. was trying to be careful trying to hide. it from the monkey right but the monkey. saw it. oh he saw it he's like i'm getting that. you know. and then he tried and grabbed it from my. dad but he did something to protect it. and the monkey scratched my dad's face.

so he has a scar on his face damn yeah i. know your dad's hella funny though so he. probably like whenever he's at a party. and she's like you know where i got the. monkey. you know i got this one for you in the. philippines i was out there i was in the. field. the whole time. shark yeah. that's like all i mean nick fury. nick fury and captain marvel you know he. has like a a missing eye. the eye patch and everyone's like oh he. lost in like gunfight yeah yeah he lost. it in like a knife but what's the true.

story it was a cat. cat scratched his eye i remember one. time i got a haircut right yeah i don't. know why but. the guy was fading my [ __ ] yeah and he. did the lineup and like by accident yeah. kind of like it kind of slipped because. i moved and like it cut my eye right. here oh so i'm like oh and there's like. a cool little scar right yeah. so next day i'm like yo get all the. girls like what happened. i'm like bro i got into a fight bro. there's something tough to talk about.

i didn't want to i didn't want to talk. about it because like i don't want to go. about this. it's like a tear tat. yo my friend you know assassin's creed. um ezio he had like he had like a notch. in his in his mustache my friend has a. scar like right on his mustache like. naturally like he got it i think he got. it when he was like in the woods or. something like a tree like like hit his. mouth and he's a scar right on his. mustache just like ezio in assassin's. creed so he feels sick yeah he was sick. and you were like the biggest assassin's. creed fans back then we're like yo this.

is my true colleague. but i don't know but stuff like that is. really cool like well i remember you. telling me something about birthmarks oh. yeah yeah what's that it's like a. theories on it bro so the theory about. birth marks is. every single birth mark is a clue to how. you died in your past life oh okay so i. have these two birth marks like on my on. my belly and then like i have this huge. one like on on the back of my leg really. so like i'm trying to think like if this. theory is true maybe i got shot. like on my side and it exploded out of.

my leg like in my past life. i was gonna say because it was you died. three times before and this is your. fourth wait what because it's one two. you said you had two birthmarks right no. i have three so two here and then a big. one like on the back of my leg oh okay. but it's like huge it's like exploded. out if i got shot here and exploded out. it's crazy no because that's my theory. though cause you have three this is your. fourth time so you you've. you've came back to think this is your. fourth life type [ __ ] you think so yeah. because i only have one.

so i feel i feel like this is my second. life oh is that the theory too i don't. this is just my that's. right. wait how many you only have one burst. mark there yeah at the back of my uh at. the back of my uh like knee thing oh. okay okay yeah so so what do you think. how do you think you got that. yeah cause what else could it be femme. like why why are you going for my knee. how could i die from my knee i was. really [ __ ] in my my first life.

like i really went out so sad and then. you know how um you know how they say if. you're a boy you might have a freckle on. your arm oh no i've seen every girl has. has something like that on their arm. yeah yeah yeah what is it do i have that. i don't know there's like a freckle i. don't have it i don't have it yeah damn. so a lot of a lot of people they say. like oh um the government are like. they're breeding people because they all. have the same freckle right yeah i'm. like nah that's [ __ ] but if you take. this like past life theory on it yeah. what if. the reason.

they died was like an injection and they. all got the same injections. because it's a small freckle. that was like a thing because i was. exactly thinking the same thing yeah. holy [ __ ] maybe that might have been it. bro but yeah i was searching up too. okay so there was a guy on tick tock. right yeah that took a pringles can i. don't know if you've seen it and he. there's a code at the bottom of a. pringles can right yeah the the expiry. date no no no but there's also like a. little code right okay you type that. [ __ ] on alibaba yeah and there's. listings on i don't know if adrenal.

chrome oh jenna chrome yeah have you. seen that i know what it is yeah it's. some dark [ __ ] yeah because like the. elites like the that we always talk. about and want smoke with for some. reason chill i don't want no smoke. exactly we don't want to smoke but they. like i heard that they take like they. torture like kids bro. they torture kids and like they harvest. their blood and inject it to themselves. yeah to [ __ ]. to live longer bro that one's really. crazy because there's like um there was. this whole kind of protest movement.

and they got silenced the whole thing. the whole thing got silenced yeah cut it. cut that [ __ ] off crazy bro and then so. like we were saying it's like a chemical. in children's blood yeah it's supposed. to like boost mortality. suppose make you like not not age. make you live longer like a vampire type. [ __ ] yeah. see i i didn't believe it either but. then there was also like this uh i think. it was a movie clip yeah uh it was like. i think it's called loathing in new york. oh if you're in loathing in.

las vegas yeah in las vegas and there. was this clip where the guy took the. was a adrenal chrome yeah like put it in. here and like he started going crazy him. and his boy. and he like they went on like some crazy. psychedelic damn i never finished that. movie i should i should loki finish that. movie yeah do you remember it but that. scene no i don't remember that scene. because i only watched the beginning of. it okay yeah they're just tripping off. balls the whole movie i know that yeah. because like you i think in that movie. they extract it from people like human. glands yeah and they put in that bottle.

for him it's so crazy to me how there's. so many like different plants that can. affect you. like you don't know like. this one little thing could make you do. this. just from the chemical and i think. there's like almost a almost a miracle. sense of us finding it i mean and. finding it at the right time whether it. be with like vaccines. medicine right. like we all find this like it's it's. kind of like a miracle in itself it's. like nature shout out to all the. scientists out there who who do this. research yeah because it's [ __ ] because.

you need to try it. to prove it yeah there's there's man's. not a thing that are out there trying. that [ __ ]. you know what i found really funny is. like manza taco bell taco bell what. about it they have like you you've seen. documentaries on it where they they have. testers yeah what do you mean and they. would go and the testers would go in. blind in their own little booth right. yeah and like eat eat it and like they. would put a uh a score like how happy. this make you from one to ten oh really. there for like eight and if it doesn't. pass the thing they won't release it.

really yeah i didn't either yeah that's. just a random thing that came up my mind. i know something about taco bell i heard. this story where it's like their meat is. like. the the lowest grade meat possible like. like barely passes like health chill. yeah. like their their ground beef is supposed. to be like barely passes like just pass. okay yeah say this is just a theory this. this is a theory but like but like if. you think about every time i have taco. bell [ __ ] that [ __ ] out man bro the. the runs and i mean.

like that [ __ ] goes in and straight out. fam but yeah i remember taco bell did. wine too they have their own wine line. oh yeah i didn't know that. bro i remember some news some girl that. used was she was trying it. and she tried it right yeah she's like. this is the new wine from taco bell. right and she did one of those. she choked us ew why is taco bell making. wine i don't know bro stick to the top. the enchiladas the torstitos or whatever. you have those him nah like i would.

never. they got to stay in their lane because. talk talk about fast food yeah i'm not. trying to mix actually with fine dining. exactly that's like that's like me doing. i don't know but yeah that's like. mcdonald's coming out with like again. wait did mcdonald's come out with a. pizza did they no i think they did pizza. i think they did like long long time ago. someone in the comments say like i think. they did loki was only in america huh. cause they only have that [ __ ] there. maybe or maybe it was italy or something. italy i don't know i don't know either.

you know the origins of the leaning. tower pizza why does it lean you know no. i don't know i don't know. literally i'm just spitting out whatever. goes in my mind right now i'm off like. foreign yeah i don't know maybe someone. like took out a piece and then they. started leaning. like they took out if you started. leaning like yo that looks kind of cool. still keep it all right but there's. there oh i remember uh something i saw. do you have an alexa here nah [ __ ] why. because if you say alexa can you tell me.

a scary secret yeah right and then alexa. will will like. there's like generated answers so one of. the answers was like okay when you. uh. manifest a different reality yeah you. move into another dimension and when. when uh the time when something that you. manifested come true you're no longer in. that original dimension you're in your. new one and then alexa will just shut. off damn what the [ __ ] and that's alexa. telling you that bro is that real i. don't know i've seen a tick tock what. the hell i seen a tick tock on it there.

was bare ones though but i think it's. fake bro but that's the biggest secret. of life loki or not i want to say life. but that's like a very big secret not a. lot of people know about his. manifestations we talk about this [ __ ]. all the time that's why i preach it if. you if y'all don't believe at what. episode it is 20 by now. yeah. yeah bro we talk about it bear bro yeah. but damn if you if you if you've taken i. think there's a movie it's called the. secret yeah watch that watch a movie i. think it's on netflix it's about. manifest it's all about law of. attraction manifestation that's a banger.

and i promise you every single. successful person knows this is true. like they know law of attraction they. know manifestation is real yeah and. they're proof of it like they'll they'll. tell you themselves i feel like. ask anybody successful they'll tell you. yeah so like why you kind of like. believe. okay if you tell yourself every day i'm. gonna make a million i'm gonna make a. million you're gonna get there at some. point yeah. not only that but like also. shaping your life and through your eyes. so like you're you're making everything. yours so you kind of you kind of speak.

things into existence at the same time. you're also in that position so you're. acting as if. i forgot i think was jim carrey jim. carrey wrote himself a check for a. million dollars. before like he was he was rich and. famous right. and. the day he found the check again. was like a few days where a few days. after he signed a deal for like over a. million dollars damn so he spoke into. his existence and he he manifested.

himself in that position and that's how. that's how it gets done is you see. yourself in there and then you move as. if like you're there already. that's the whole that's the whole thing. bro because i have you ever felt like so. controlled in your life. i don't know how to to kind of wear this. but like okay boom i know where i'm. going type [ __ ] all the time no all the. time now kinda yeah i feel like that too. because before i was like i was just. going with the flow right but now when. when. i have some. sort of like a goal yeah like i know.

exactly where i'm going yeah me too. it's a good feeling too. and i'll give you i'll give you a little. bit of game on on manifestation yeah. when you're manifesting. don't just manifest the idea. manifest you actually there as in you're. in that position where. how does it smell. how does this rug feel yeah yeah how. does like the sound of. this sound like how does the air. conditioning in my condo sound yeah if. you can manifest every single detail.

it's like 100 times more powerful yeah. bro i manifested i remember i had a. dream and i manifested um it was me you. drake and zack beer. [Laughter]. he's always there though he's always. there he's always been in the car but we. were in l.a yeah and and it was mad real. like i could smell the [ __ ] like. everything the air and [ __ ] like that. and we were just turning up in la bro. smell the dior. bro i need to get on for like perfumes.

bro you don't have any i have some but. it's like the it's like the it's not. like the expensive ones yeah but like no. like like pause like some sometimes like. i a guy would like walk in like i'm just. sitting at the lecture yeah like i would. walk past i'm like. oh [ __ ] you're fired. but yeah i only bought like that one the. chanel one oh the chanel yeah but but. there's certain tricks though that i. didn't know that cheering taught me like. you're supposed to do like put it in. like the back your ear or like wherever. your heart beats oh yeah you know why. yeah why because it it's supposed to. like.

ah it heats up it heats up it's like a. heat spot so this right here is where. your pulse is right yeah yeah i know the. pulse so it will like it will like. reflect on not reflect off but like. project yeah that's the word project off. of it so yeah that's what i learned. though because it's way deeper than that. and i gotta get on that stone same thing. with your armpits too that's why you put. like deodorant there yeah. i need deodorant down there bruh because. i don't even down there no down here. because i don't i don't grow hair there. well not not a lot yeah you don't sweat.

a lot there nah yeah me too bro those. men. that'll be in public with their like. gray t-shirt and it's like this yeah. like are you okay but but you know you. know i'm in those uh the filipino. parties yeah you have the towel on your. back you know it's a lip balm yeah yeah. i posted on my story i'm like y'all know. y'all know if you're a filipino kid back. in the day and you had like the brown. paper towel on your back or even the. white paper towel it doesn't matter. and you're sweating and your mom's like. come here oh it puts a towel in your. back.

it was a lit party my mom still does. that. my mom still does that whenever i get. sweaty bro those are the best parties. because everyone's like having fun. everyone's like running around yeah. we're active everyone has like a. popsicle in their hand and [ __ ] you know. those are the good old days bro yeah but. but then um what do you call this what. was i gonna say. oh yeah so there's the a thing that my. mom tells me so like you you have to. wipe uh. because whenever i like played and [ __ ]. yeah i didn't want to wipe my back i. just wanted to keep playing so my mom. always ingrained to me that if you sweat.

in your back and [ __ ] and you don't wipe. it automatic sickness like really bad. really bad oh no you do because cause um. you get cold i mean yeah you get cold. but like i told my doctor yeah and i was. like is this real like and she's like uh. just go with it for your mom you know. yeah but i kind of get that kind of guy. no you know what it's more for it it's. for back knee bro yeah that's what it is. that's what it's for so like whenever. your back is sweating you got to switch. that t-shirt oh yeah 100. bro i don't know why man's like after. they're doing like done working out yeah.

in like ryerson and [ __ ] yeah they just. go home with their regular tea damn. that's dirt i know i'm like you're not. gonna wipe yourself fam. they're just sitting in sweat no i. wouldn't do that yeah that stank bro. have you been in that position where. you're just like you had the whole house. like. you just have to sit there fam not the. the worst i hate like when i was a kid. yeah and you know like chuck e cheese or. like woody wood trucks. and then like you pass by the the kicks. that [ __ ] stanks so bad bro oh my god.

man. that made me not want to go up into the. playground. like even you remember when mcdonald's. had playgrounds and [ __ ] yeah yeah and. then like literally the cubbyhole where. you put your kicks. that [ __ ] like made maybe not one and. it's right beside the entrance of the of. the playground so like it's like this. this this is what's there you want to go. this is your caution procedure. yeah that's like that's like the sample. that's like a taste. i got a funny story because um my friend. used to work at mcdonald's and then.

whenever i took him to pickering this. time he's like yo you guys have a uh. playground in here he's like oh yeah. it's right there it's like they still. have it yeah they still have it bro what. but it's obviously it's close because. yeah yeah but then he used to clean it. oh. fam when he tells you like you needed to. triple mask because he would see like. like it will smell like pee and feces in. there. i'm like oh my god that's dirt like and. you're crawling there because you know. like yeah when you're up there you hear. that. that's gross i watched this video it was.

like a worker of chuck e cheese yeah and. then she was saying how. a lot of people don't know but. she she would find a lot of um like. condoms in freaking the ball pits and. [ __ ] whoa oh like the chuck e cheese. like ball pits that's this guy. i think i've read some [ __ ] like that. too bro and you know what's even crazier. because you know you know when you walk. into chuck e cheese and then you have to. put a stamp on your hand yeah and then. whoever you're with you all have the. same stamp you know why why that's. because nobody so nobody gets abducted.

what yeah you didn't know that abducted. by who though like by like child. predators bro oh. that's the action because that's the. spot. and then and then in the confessions of. like the the chuck e cheese worker she. would say like there would be men that. come yeah by themselves the chuck e. cheese and it's not like they can they. can do anything because it's legal yeah. but they would still just come by. themselves so they're jesus see that. pissing me off bro. right bro like even um when pokemon go. came out. and bro.

they're doing the most the predators. doing the most because you know those uh. lures yeah in pokemon go they would put. a lore on like some park wow. all the kids and like kidnap them bro. that's messed up that's so [ __ ] up bro. like why are you doing that brad yeah. like right just be careful when you when. you have [ __ ] like that too like geo. nodding i was really scared yeah. don't mess with like the dark stuff man. it's funny stay awake because you don't. know what you're getting into that's the. thing you don't know what you're getting. into until you're there. yeah until you're in the moment just.

like you ever watch those um. in the wild videos like uh less drought. or bear grylls like surviving in the. world bear grylls yeah yeah yeah you do. you ever think like if you were if you. were put in that position yeah you think. you would survive. because you don't know until you're. there you know i mean like i think oh i. know all this stuff like i'm gonna be. good i watched the all the episodes of. bear grylls i'm good yeah but but. if you're really in that position i. don't even know to be honest i don't. think i would kill us like those pigs.

running around like they do because dog. it it's already hard enough to fish with. a fishing rod bro i mean yeah. like that's just mad hard to get food. already like yeah and i'm so used to. like uh this lifestyle i'm like okay. everything's brought to me. you have a kitchen i have a washroom out. of a bed imagine taking like an average. teenager in high school and then putting. him into the wild and see if they can. survive i don't know why that isn't a. show. like loki like. just have like a crew there just in case. some [ __ ] happens yeah yeah like it's.

already hard enough for them to order. like food. [Music]. the [ __ ] uber eats is [ __ ] loading. for me. but yeah but that's that's [ __ ] up no. i don't think i would do you think i. think i think i could i could try yeah i. think but i don't know how long it. survived there bro i think you would go. primal. i have a full beard. dude that spongebob episode. well you just have to adapt to it yeah. like the conch [ __ ] remember the conch. episode. i'm gonna start talking to like we're. gonna rock.

that was that was taught i think that's. top three spongebob episode yeah the. clutch episode that's so funny may i eat. this kelp yeah. no. no. it's good. yo what's the weirdest thing you ate. what's the weirdest weirdest thing i ate. hmm. low-key it's not even weird but like. okay just straight off my mind i would. say balut oh yeah you eat that yeah i.

never tried really nah low-key it's fire. yeah you just have to get it's like egg. though right it's egg but like once you. get into the the fertilized chicken part. kind of gets weird because it tastes. good though it kind of just tastes like. chicken fam yeah not gonna lie to you. like you put salt and toyo on it and. it's like a soupy soupy chicken yeah. yeah yeah i'm not a big fan that's the. thing i'm i'm not a big fan of like. soggy food i hate texture is uh good. like i need texture in my food. like i know i know it's a very filipino. thing to put like soup on your rice.

i'm not a big fan i don't do that like i. keep it separate and my mom my sister. everybody puts soup on the rice yeah i. like i can still eat it as good but like. i like to keep it separate yeah so i i. have my soup and then i have my rice and. i put it together you know yeah that. there's one reason because i don't eat. soup a lot yeah just because of that i. don't like that texture soggy rice right. soggy [ __ ] that's what i'm saying bro. that's what i'm saying my mom doesn't. get it but she thinks i'm whitewashed. yeah i think that's maybe we are really. watching that's probably why you're my. twin family that's that's probably why. because i like chicken wings i love that. [ __ ] man yeah but yeah yeah no cap i.

rather eat like american food rather. than filipino food in my opinion yeah. but that's how i grew up i mean if i. grew up in the philippines that should. definitely be different 100 bro like in. the philippines they put coffee on their. rice i'm thinking about coffee on the. race yeah oh he's like the milo dude no. no just straight up coffee oh where did. they eat their rice damn hey i'm telling. you the philippines makes it happen i. know they put like the gravy on the rice. too that's that's loki fire they'll. they'll put anything on their right. they'll eat mangoes of the rice.

mango is right. i think my mom only had oil when she was. like really uh like back then she would. only have oil and um and rice and so. whenever my mom eats with me she her. main thing is like oh like finish this. because before i only had this [ __ ] yeah. yeah i'm like nah that is true like i. get that yo i seen this tick tock and he. was like cooking uh you know aloe vera. cooking it he was cooking like an aloe. vera like a freaking piece of the aloe. vera cut it up and you know the jelly. jelly looking thing yeah i put the [ __ ]. on my face yeah yeah he was like he's. like frying it and then putting like.

chili flakes on i'm like damn it looks. kind of good hello. i know it's like weird but like the way. he cooked it and the sound it made loki. sounded good word kind of like burned up. and [ __ ] because i swear that it should. burn up. like it. yeah like mel type [ __ ] because now he. was like frying it it looked good. low-key. when you cook coke i remember there was. a thing it like it sticks the pan like. oh yeah it gets it's sticky yeah. but yeah maybe aloe vera might be a sick. ass candy is there is there [ __ ] like.

that like aloe vera candy yeah. probably i don't know because there's. aloe vera drink yeah that's true aloe. drink is fire. i low-key so maybe it's good look. it looks good still i'm not gonna lie. [ __ ] it we'll click on some [ __ ] now. what are you gonna say though oh yeah. you ever eat like a plant like in the. freaking. in the philippines you ever got dared to. like eat eat plants and [ __ ] like that. leaf no no have you no i remember i. remember one time yeah we were like. playing truth or dare and then there's. like a bush. you know you know the evergreen bush oh.

yeah yeah i just tried him like oh. yeah was it like bitter it was bitter. alive it was bitter yeah it's not that. bitter taste it tastes like a really. really bad vegetable yeah. bro i remember uh there's this challenge. going around right and my friend did it. to me he said yo gavin say say this word. right say yeah so it's like so your. mouth would kind of open and then took a. dandelion oh my god. and like it was stuck on my [ __ ]. the one with all the little white stuff. white stuff i'm like yo bro like why.

would you do that. [Music]. you set me up for that you know that. right. i i i know this guy really submits. that's a good segue stuff. this is the white stuff i'm i'm in my. thought already so i'm like yeah yeah. you know what we should do we should do. like um we should do smelling salts. smelling salts you seen those. really i should i'm gonna get a package. what do you mean smelling five ten let's. get 10k likes and we'll do smell and. salt what is that because this is uh you.

crack it open right and it's ammonia so. this is what hockey players do to get. like once you smell it oh yeah i heard. it actually i heard it and i've seen a. video of hockey players doing it and. they're like. it makes your adrenaline go up yeah yeah. because you need that that's a lot of. football players do that i think oh yeah. 100 yeah i low-key need a pack of that. because five in the morning i'll just. i'm up oh wow. that makes sense it's the opposite of. melatonin. obviously melatonin yeah take a smell. and salt that that burns your nose.

though doesn't it i don't know it's like. a quick reaction. like it's kind of like pepper for like. five seconds. now what i was saying was yeah yeah i. was thinking we should we should do like. a filipino food taste test like on. camera. yeah i think they ought to enjoy that. [ __ ] yeah it's like all right this is. the food we eat. it's all the snacks. we. what's your favorite like filipino dish. i don't think we said that on camera oh. filipino dish what's yours it's adobo. adobe i do i like a double bite though i.

like it's not top for me it's adobo and. lumpia but lumbia is basic yeah. olympia's basic but if i'm a gold like. favorite like meal. i must say like spam and eggs or like. longanisa and eggs i was gonna say that. too bro you wake up to a nice brunch. yeah but and i said this on things there. too the the red hot dogs that are not. allowed in canada oh yeah every filipino. watching this knows this yeah but yeah. they they can't import it to canada. because there's some next ingredient in. it like the red dye or something.

yo remember the plastic balloon the. plastic balloon i never tried those fans. you never tried that you were in the. philippines though yeah i never tried. those did you yeah they brought it back. and then like i had some here really. yeah it was like the little um it was. kind of like a jelly and then like a. really thin straw. and you put the jelly on the thin straw. and you blow it up good thing right it's. a little plastic balloon but see why i. didn't try that because i i've i have a. fear balloon oh really yeah oh that. makes sense then i don't i don't know. why like it came up though yeah because. i've seen oh my god this guy can't watch.

oh. no the fact that i don't like balloons. in general but it was like i was at this. party fam and there was like this. balloon that like went into like a. platter of food and that [ __ ] was the. most disgusting [ __ ] and scarred me for. life. if i think about that i actually might. throw up like a balloon hitting food why. i don't know bro it's it's the. equivalent to this it's like cringe for. you it's cringe bro like why is that. interesting in like touching that [ __ ]. bro like get it out that's interesting. so i'm a weird kid.

i know you have some [ __ ] like that too. like something scarred you that now it's. like oh okay so this is one thing that. scarred me yeah yeah it still scarred me. to this day is. my dad used to put me on like the ledge. of the mall like you know you know that. [Music]. like he used to want me on the ledge to. scare me. that's a comedian. i was afraid of heights ever since oh. that's where you got it like you would. you would hold like it wasn't he wasn't. like trying to do nothing.

it wasn't like that it wasn't like that. like he was taking care of me but like. this just scared me and [ __ ] yeah they. put me on the ledge like this because i. was afraid of heights right yeah and i. looked down like oh yeah that's just mad. scary bro but it's not like i screamed i. didn't scream yeah because i'm i'm more. smart than that i'm not gonna [ __ ] i'm. not gonna scream with all these people. around and i mean oh yes because yeah. i'm not like obviously i know it's like. i'm not in danger yeah. so like i held it in i'm like yo i'm. scared.

i'm scared. no but ever since that day. i was afraid of heights right [ __ ]. whenever i go to like the cn tower and i. look down in the glass bro i honestly. the only memory like i can't i can't do. it i can't do it right away but like i. ease myself into heights and i can do it. like um do you remember when we went. tree top trekking for school oh yeah. that was lit. so. i lost my fear of heights when we went. three top tracking because because it. was so long. it was so long of a day yeah i mean i'm. like you survived yeah exactly.

yeah loki because there was there was. guys there was girls there that um were. scared yeah and they broke down bro so i. i felt bad for all the mans that like. had to go on this trip. because i swear they made it like. mandatory like you had to go nah. it's more like you had to come or you're. gonna miss out because everybody's going. yeah exactly i mean if you don't come. here laymo exactly that was probably. like one of the best trips to be honest. yeah be there be square exactly. yo you know why they say be their b. square no why so. the reason they say b there or b squared.

is because. if you're not around. not around. the more you know. the more you know so you're square yeah. yeah. oh [ __ ] if you're not around you're a. square word never knew that right no i. didn't i'm about to go up to be like yo. be there be square you know why you know. you know the origin of that [ __ ] though. i i know i know your your conversations. now like with random people on fire i'm. not gonna gotta be they gotta be like. i'm not gonna lie because i i usually.

okay whenever you put like you put me on. yeah like you said before like i'm not. gonna tell you yeah but like when i talk. to like people or like like shorties in. general you're sure. they love that [ __ ] bro i told you they. love that theory [ __ ] bro because if you. can have a good conversation with them. about like aliens and [ __ ] like that. they'll be that's. different it's different their whole. night they're thinking about that [ __ ]. bro. and and like. exploring conversations like this yeah. is is so much more like it's more. entertaining than than just talking. about like oh what how's the weather you.

know i mean like or like you've been. talking about like. oh this is gonna sound like a diss now. yeah even talking about like gossiping. [ __ ]. this guy really wants that fight huh. no you feel me though i get it you feel. me though because. cause wha what what are you promoting. when when we're we're conversating about. like gossip and [ __ ] yeah we're not. we're not promoting positive or we're. low-key promoting negative so if if you. can if you can flip the script and then. like talk about something positive or. even something just like. opens your ideas make you a little bit.

more creative change your way of. thinking a little bit you know yeah i. think those are definitely my favorite. conversations and that that's that's. what i do with this. if you can go out after this podcast and. say some cool [ __ ] and like uh [ __ ]. blow someone's mind yeah our job is done. fam real [ __ ] yeah like that's what the. goal of this yeah that's what it is like. open everybody's mind you know yeah. change change the way you think i know. our subscribers are probably like the. the wokest. most creative.

most inspired like i love that [ __ ]. exactly bro that's good yeah shout out. all the jumpers out back are you gonna. end it there yes sir we'll end it there. all right. thank you everyone tuning in today we. have stereo shows if you guys want to. tune into that every monday wednesday. and friday nine o'clock eastern standard. time follow us on stereo yup um and yeah. that's it for today jumpers jump out. deuces.