UFO SIGHTING IN AFRICA, THE JOKER THEORY & THE MARY VINCENT SURVIVAL STORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.145

last night after the party. Like. Rosewood is open until 3:00 a.m. So. that's like the only thing that's open. and usually like all the drunk people go. there, right? It's packed. It's usually. packed. It's usually packed, right? So me me and. my I think Yeah, it was three of us and. we were just having a conversation. We're like telling like we're sharing. advice and having like these deep talks. Yeah. So all you see I see like three.

girls walk in and you know those friends. that are like usually loudmouths like. they like to get everyone involved. I'm. like I'm like [ __ ] he's going to act up. cuz girls are here now right? And of. course your friend. yeah my friend my friend he's a. loudmouth. So we're sitting like in the. middle and the girls sit right beside. us. So I'm like oh here it comes. Right. What do you say? So he goes oh excuse me. We're just. trying to get something from a girl's. perspective and [ __ ] like that. I'm like. oh [ __ ] And then the girl's like, "They're giving us mad attitude.".

Really? Like, "Yeah, cuz um. because they're they don't want to be. bothered.". No, no. They thought we were going to. flirt with them. Oh, okay. So, so he's they're being mad rude to my. friend. They're like, "Hurry up. Finish. your story." They're counting down. That's the most disrespectful you while. he's while he's trying to question them. He she's going 5 4. And I'm like, "Wo. wo, this is crazy, right?" Yeah. But now they understood, oh no, we're. just trying to get some advice for my. boy, right? So they got along, they got.

along, and at the end, right, that one. girl that was giving hella attitude was. being like, "Oh, you're uh you're weird. You're weird. You're weird. You're. actually cool to my boy, right?" And she. called me weird, right? So I'm like, "Okay, how can I transition this to to. tell them like, "Oh, follow me on. TikTok." Cuz I want to I want to see. their reaction. And you know how we. practice like transitioning combos? So. someone said Tik Tok, right? And I said, "Oh yeah, I'mma put this on my TikTok. Just go follow cuz I'mma put a story. line." And then they're like,

"The one girl when I when I get the. phone, the one girl in the corner is. like, "Wait a minute. I recognize you. You kind of look. familiar." And the girl and the girl. that's calling me a weirdo and giving us. attit like, "Have you changed?". She's like She's like, "Wait, wait, wait." So, I type in I type in my [ __ ]. and I say, "Boys, when I give her the. phone, we're going to dip right away." I. give her back the phone. They're all. like, "Whoa." They start taking their. Snapchat out and they're now they're. filming me. They're trying to be nice. And so, there there's a there's a video. of me floating around of me just like. giving the middle finger to all these.

three girls on Snapchat. Like, bro, I Oh. my god. This the way girls switch up. when they know who you are. It's like It's like the gold digger. prank, you know, back like the the fooy. [ __ ]. That's exactly it. Like, I got pissed off. Like why? Just. just treat everyone nicely, bro. Like. I know. I think I It's because it's. because they want to like feel important. too or they want to feel more important. from you cuz I'm not going to lie, girls they have to have like a certain. like expectation for you to want to be. attracted to them. You know what I'm. saying? 100 100.

like they have to hold their ground so. that you can go ahead and try and like, you know, swoop in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And obviously they're. coming back from a club so it's like uh. what do you call this? Their ego is. already like through the roof. Already getting hit on, bro. Yo, honestly, if girls treat you like. that, don't take it to heart. cuz there's some good girls out there. that won't treat you like that. And it's usually not because it's you. It's usually because something else. that's going on in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bro. They're trying to. tell me [ __ ] like, "Why are you guys out. on a Monday night? Why are you out on a.

Monday night?" Like, what the are you. telling me, man? This is stupid. Like, oh my god. Never mind. But yeah, that [ __ ] just pissed me off. So they're. they're trying to like say, "What are. you doing?" And then they're out there, too. Like literally, it was the biggest [ __ ]. test. Like they they were trying to see. if we could stand our ground. And my boy. was just taking it. He was like, "Fuck. [ __ ] test, bro." That's why that's what. I hate. I hate [ __ ] test, man. It's so stupid, bro. It's so stupid. Like, what are you trying to get out of. it? Like, I'm a [ __ ] Okay, bet. Like, call me a [ __ ] then.

My god, bro. Why do you Why do you think. girls [ __ ] test you? [ __ ] test? I don't know. I think they. they're a girl's natural instinct is to. if some guy's going to flirt with them, they want a guy who's going to protect. them. So if they can if they can page. you and get through that wall through. stress, yeah, stress, then you're not worthy, you know? But if you. say like, "Oh, I can stand my ground." I. think they feel more protected and like. more attractive. I guess. they're more attracted to you if you. pass a [ __ ] test. Yeah, that's true. That that's how it works. That's how it.

actually works. Yo, did you hear the um. the smile theory? Smile theory? What? That you u it takes. more things to frown than smile or No, no, no, no. So, there's this thing going. around right now. and they say it's something you can do. right now and it'll make you more. attractive to everybody. Like girls will. find you more attractive, guys will find. girls more attractive if they follow. this smile theory. What is it? So, do you know what an inner smile is? Uh, no. Like smiling in your mind or. something? So, imagine smiling right now. Imagine.

it. All right. And then think about it. Yeah. See, you you you almost smiled. right there, right? So, everybody has like an inner smile. when they hear like smile and. inside they're thinking about something. happy. Yeah. They kind of like give like a little. It's already natural. Like. you kind of give like a little like your. cheeks like literally just went like. this. Feel me? Now, this is real. Yeah. If you start doing that when you walk. around in public, people will be more attracted to you. Cuz you know how there's like a resting. [ __ ] face. and then even just like a angry resting.

face. If you have that in the back of your. head, like the inner smile, people want to approach you more. You're more like um welcoming. People. want to be in your vicinity. So try it and see what happens. True. Has anybody been like Okay, so for. me, like a lot of people when they first. meet me, they already think like I'm a. [ __ ] So obviously they'll [ __ ] me. I. don't know until I like maybe tell them. what I do and like but like I feel like. with you no man's are pressing you. I I. guess it's like an an image or I guess.

cuz it's like maybe I have baby face and. man are like oh yeah he's already a. [ __ ] I could I could treat him how I. want to already. But have you ever. gotten to like a first interaction where. already like some guy's trying to b like. trying to downplay you? Yeah. One time but it's like in in Muay. Thai like. Yeah. No, but no, I'm telling like. social interaction though. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah. the the day it all changed. was when I grew a mustache. I swear to God. Okay, I think that is. I swear to God. Yeah. Yo, like for real. that used to happen. Like people would.

kind of treat me differently until I got. facial hair. See? Okay, maybe that has to be a theory. because it's like. they'll hit me with, "Oh, you're a. baby." or some [ __ ] like that. I'm like, "What do you mean? I'm 22." Like the. girls that I was talking to, they're. like, "Oh, are you guys like 19 or. something?" Bro, I'm 22. Like, I just. can't grow facial hair. That's it. But I. don't know. Yeah. I don't cuz there's. some people that are clean shaven that. are still like they give off that. they still give off that. that that ump. thing. I think it's just a presence. thing. But but usually when you think of.

those people that are clean shaven, they. usually have like something that. holds them to it or like holds the edge. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. And I think I think that's what makes. people interesting if they have like an. edge. Oh yeah, for sure. Cuz if somebody's just like just bland. inside and out, they're just bland. Nobody wants to like have a taste. You. know what I'm saying? But if you're. bland and have like an edge of let's say. you see the most innocent looking person. and then you realize, holy [ __ ] that's.

a Navy Seal. and they've like stopped terrorists and. killed like how many terrorists? You're going to treat them different. You're going to treat them like, yo, it's intriguing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know. I think I don't know. if it's a theory or not, but I think the. more. it stretches on the spectrum of like. obscure to normal looking, like if. you're normal looking, but whatever you. do that is the edge is like super. obscure, it's more. I don't know if it's attractive or like.

intriguing even with girls. So, they have to have something weird, but they got to look normal. I think it's more I think it's more. intriguing because look, if you see like. a rock star, but he looks like a. rockstar. Yeah. You already know. Okay. So, it's it's what it it is what it is. Like it's inside and out. Yeah. Yeah. So, you like you know the. ratio of like um uh Ftopia and Sprite, right? So, it has to be like uh what do. you call this? What is it? Uh 70% Sprite. or utopia. Ftopia and then 30% thing. What is like the perfect? Yeah. What is the perfect?

No, I'm saying I'm saying like. the the farther away it is, the farther away it is. So if you're if. you're normal looking but your obscurity. is like super far up there. Yeah. That's. the the distance. the distance is what matters I think. personally. Yeah. But I don't know. Yeah. I'm not sure that maybe that's just me. How I see people low key. I'm trying to. remember when I met like those type of. people like regular looking people. Yeah. But it's like the ones like you. can get a feeling of like oh they're.

kind of weird on the inside already. Eat who? Eat. He's normal looking. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's. normal looking, but his edge is like. crazy. Oh, his edge just crazy. Okay. Yeah, I. get that. Or like if you meet um Oh, for example, great great one is uh the boring girl in. your class. Oh, yeah. And then one day you find out the boring. girl in your class is uh a pro gamer or. something or she's like a a Muay Thai. champion. Like, oh [ __ ]. It's even more intriguing because the. distance from normal to obscurity is.

like way out. It's like farther from it. But if she already looked kind of. interesting. and then she matches like her. interesting obscurity, then it's it is what it is, you know, for sure. Because I feel like as humans, we're just mad curious about others. So. it's like if there's layers and layers, you're going to keep peeling all those. layers until it gets boring and then. you're like, "Ah, no, never mind.". Mhm. You know what I mean? Like if you met a cat and then it starts. barking and [ __ ] like, "Oh, fuck." You. know what I'm saying? That's a good It's. a great example. That's facts. That's facts. And um.

yeah, I think the more I try to find. those people, the more I see everyone at the same like. you know how they say like don't judge a. book by its cover. Yeah. That shit's so true. That [ __ ] is so true. That's just so. true. But I feel like we all do it though. Like no matter what like even though we. can say to ourselves repetitively, don't. judge a book by its cover. You're going. to see a homeless man, you're going to. judge by uh the homeless man by its. looks. Am I wrong? Everybody will. cuz that's like our. survival instincts regardless. You know.

what I mean? Like if we see a snake, we're going to be afraid of snakes. Yeah. But what I'm saying is I think. I think a lot of us we hold so much. power to it. Like it's too. it's too forceful on our emotion. You. know what I'm saying? Like we wouldn't. give somebody a chance if they look a. certain way. and we'll never get to know them if we. stay that kind of ignorant, you know? Yeah. Pretty privileged, bro. Mhm. Yeah. Even that too like this is. this is real. Mhm.

I hear a lot of like. personally some of my friends you can. call them like very pretty. Mhm. They find it harder to find guys that I. don't know are more attractive. M cuz it's like the guys are. intimidated. Yeah. Really? Okay. If you think about it cuz if something's. so like you know if you're like oh. everybody's already trying. Yeah. That sucks, too, cuz it's like. your ego was at a alltime high, probably. cuz you're like, "Yeah, I'm pretty as. [ __ ] but no one's coming up to you.". That's a crazy like. cuz it's like you're you're too um what.

what's the word? It's too uh. intimidating. Yeah. Too intimidating. Damn. And guys, for sure, it's like it's. already hard for guys in club to to find. girls. So, imagine like you're too. pretty to think, but at the same time, it's like you know you're pretty when. you can finesse bottles and you can if. you're a guy and you finesse bottles, you're pretty. I don't care. I don't. care. Okay. Okay. Uh theory right now. Yeah. If there's a pretty girl in the room. and then let's say she's like a 20 out. of 10. Mhm. And then there's another girl that's.

let's say a 19 out of 10. So she's just. as pretty. Just like one mark under. Mhm. Does one of them get uglier because. there's a comparison? Oh, 100%. that I think I think that 19. becomes like a a 10 out of 20 now. because it's like that one's perfect. because there's something that. Yeah. changes your perception. Right. Now, this is a real thing. Mhm. But have you ever noticed why. vending machines, there's always a. Coca-Cola one and then there's a Pepsi.

one right beside it. Have you noticed. that? No, I haven't. So, if you go to like a stadium. Yeah. they usually have one machine and. it's all for Coke and Pepsi. Yeah. and then another one for like the. Pepsi products. But why would they put it right beside. each other? Check this out. Because if there's a Coke machine, right, you're. in your head, your thought process is, okay, am I going to buy a Coke or not? Yeah. Yeah. But when you see Coke and Pepsi, the thought process in your head is. which one will I get?

Okay. So, you're you're going to buy it. It's. just which one. So, it changes from am I. going to buy to which one do I buy? Now, this is real science, fam. This is real. like marketing science. Both companies. started profiting way more and increase. the sales the moment competition was. right beside it. Damn. Because it it no longer became a choice. of am I hungry or not, am I thirsty or. not? They give you options. It became a which one do I want.

I thought all parties increased. I thought it was going to be worse for. Pepsi cuz you know how Coke is industry. leader. So, say like you put a 10 out of. 10 o beside a nine out of 10, they're. always going to choose the Coke. So, how does it benefit Pepsi then? No, it's it's because some there's. preference. There's preference cuz everybody's. different. Just like if you put girls in. the room, maybe one guy is like into. something else and the other guy, you. know what I mean? Yeah. Right. So, another marketing one. that I seen was um Blue Raspberry. Oh, that's not real. Right.

Yeah. Because when I didn't know that. [ __ ] for the longest time, I thought. blue raspberry was a real I thought it. was a real like fruit. Oh god, I seen. this Tik Tok. He was like, you know, raspberries aren't blue, right? I'm. like, wait, no, they aren't. And then I. searched it up is red. And for the. longest time, I think um cuz red already. had its main players, strawberry, cherries, watermelon. Uh. what's that uh one? The fruit with all. of them mixed together. The pop. What is that? A fruit. It's [ __ ] It's fruit. something. Oh, fruit punch. Fruit punch. So that those are the big. players. So nothing was really marketed.

in blue. So raspberry, they just they. just pretended to dye raspberries and. called it blue raspberry. And you know. how popular that [ __ ] got. Yo, what the [ __ ] is blue? Cuz it's only. like blueberry. But blueberry doesn't even taste like. good as a pop. Yeah. So if you really bag it, like fam, raspberries aren't blue, but it tastes. blue. You know what I mean? It's like it. tastes. It became It became that. It became that. cuz blue Gatorade is. Yeah. Is that's what I'm saying. And any candy that's blue is that. flavor. Huh? Like Sour Patch Kids, there's blue ones that taste like.

Oh, there's not even like blue fruits. besides blueberry that people would even. [ __ ] with. And blueberry is not even. blue. That shit's purple. Yeah, exactly. But they already have grape is purple. Mhm. Another one too, uh, Pringles. They're not allowed to call themselves. chips. Wait, why? Cuz uh, before Pringles had Pringles. chips labeled on the thing. Yeah. But to be labeled as chips, I think. Uh, what's that? FDA. It's like the health. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, like the FDA said that if you don't. um if you are not making chips from.

actual potatoes. Wait, it's not potato. No Pringles. No, it's not potato. No, fam. It's made out of a a powder and. they make it into a paste and they heat. it up and it becomes. But it's not like It's not like. corn. No, fam. I don't know what the. [ __ ] is in Pringles. It's not potatoes. or anything corn. It's probably corn something. maybe. I don't know. But, you know, it's. like with all these like toxic [ __ ] in. it. E, bro. But they they're not allowed to. label it chips because it's not chips. Damn. So, a chip has to be a potato cut up. into thin slices, either fried or put it.

in the oven. And that's you can call it. chips. And then you can call it chips. Yeah. So, Pringles are just Pringles. Yeah, Pringles are really just Pringles, bro. There's some They're in their own. lanes. E, bro. Little gross. There's something I heard about like. Taco Bell is it's the the worst meat you. can possibly get. And it's like it's. just passing. It's just passing like the the FDA thing. approved. But men as well, regardless, they'll still go to Taco Bell. Even. though they know, I don't know why, but. even though they'll uh [ __ ] and diarrhea. after something brings them back.

I think it's like the nostalgia of it. Yeah. For me, it's nostalgia. That's why I. always get like the fries supreme. I. [ __ ] with it. Yeah. Yeah. It's so funny when um they. they had a Buzzfeed video when they made. Mexicans try Taco Bell. But you know that you get the one. Mexican is like, "Oh, this [ __ ] actually. pretty good.". For what it is, it's actually kind of. good. I'm not going to lie. But that's. what everything is. It's supposed to. make you It's literally supposed to. stimulate your senses that it tastes. like amazing. Like I recently tried um. Lays or is it Ruffles? Yeah. But I don't really eat chips. I don't.

really eat like potato chips or anything. and my sister bought Ruffles. I'm like, let let me try a bit. Yeah. I haven't tried it since like a kid. Yeah. So, me being me, I I stay away from. salt. I broke a little piece off the. Ruffles. Literally like a minuscule Squidward. bite ass piece. I put it in my mouth. Pause. Yeah. Yeah, that [ __ ] was so salty. That was like. the saltiest thing ever. And it was just a little corner. So imagine I put that whole thing in my. mouth. Pause. I think I think like one taco is like.

how many calories or or sodium? Yeah, sodium. That [ __ ] is. [ __ ]. That [ __ ] is crazy. Yeah, but I it they really take. advantage of it because you're just. going to say, "Oh, it's tasty." You just. douse hella sodium in it. Like we're. just used to it now because everything. else is competing. M. so if there's no competition. then there wouldn't be like a. you know what I mean there wouldn't be. anything for comparison. true something something that's gross. too at at that they do at restaurants I. remember I went to St. Louis, I think it. was 2 days ago. or and then I went to uh I think it was.

Jack Aers in the Toronto one, but I don't know why, but these big. chain restaurants, they don't wash their. cups. So, you'll see like the lip marks still. And I was like, this is gross. You're. kissing somebody. Yeah. Like I know they do like a little. uh rinse and and then they Oh, put that. [ __ ] back out. My cousin when he washes the dish, he. put his fingers in. He goes like this. But one thing one thing that happened. when um we just moved into the apartment. room, the spaghetti scenario. spaghetti. So, I I was um I was rushing for school, right? And like um I was washing dishes.

and I was late. So, I'm like, "Fuck, let. me quickly clean the top and I'll do the. bottom later." Right. Oh my god, that's. so. I I I was going to clean it later, but I. just cleaned the top. I put in the. washing machine. I was like, "Carlos is. never going to flip over this plate.". Like, the fact that you actually flipped. over this plate, you sent me a picture. and you're like, "Yo, bro, you better go. dirt, bro." No, cuz I expect if clean. dishes are clean, it's clean through and. through. You know what I mean? Cuz if it's. leaving it half ass, then it's not done. It might as well not.

be done. So, we know it's not done. But it's so crazy like. deception. It's like the things that I would never. expect you to do, you would always do. I don't know. [ __ ] doesn't slide with me, bro. Like, I. I I pay too much attention, fam. I pay attention to details. Facts. You actually do. I actually do. I'm not going to lie. But. do you think it's a bad thing? Cuz I overthink everything. Cuz I I contemplate that like, damn, am. I really like living up to par right. now? Cuz am I just like OCDing and [ __ ].

I I don't I think that's it's normal. Like I would I would rather have um uh a. clean house than a dirty one. You feel. me? Like if you were OCD, you're always. cleaning and [ __ ] like that. You. That's I guess that's too much. I I. guess there's like a there's like a a. too much like line. I'm like kind of. under it still. But it's like um in in. situations where like there's supposed. to be stress like you don't panic. So it's like I don't think that that. like anxiety gets you in stressful situ. which makes it weird.

You know what though? It does though. Like people just don't see it. Yeah. You're calm. You're so calm. Yeah. Like fam, I'm actually like people. don't see it, but like I like sometimes. I could be. Yeah. Because all the times I've been. with you in a situation where you're. supposed to actually be stressed. Oh no. You Yo, if you want to travel with. someone, travel with Carlos. No. you. know, it's like, "Take your equipment. out the back." I was like, "Yeah, bro.". Like, "Okay, here.". Like, it's super. You know why? It's because my parents, my family, they're S tier stress. Yo, I don't know why Filipinos have.

raging anxiety at the airport. Raging. S tier stress, bro. So, if if I have. anxiety. and the fam is always like, you know what I mean? I have to find a. way to calm myself down. Zen in all like. every single moment. Always. You should have been with me. Uh cuz at. the St. Louis parking lot, this is. [ __ ] So I I didn't know like you know. those little curbs in the parking lot, the yellow like uh ridges. The bumps. Yeah. So I parked my car, right?

The parking uh beside me didn't have. that ridge. The other one to my right. didn't have that ridge. So I'm like, "Okay, let me go forward cuz I I'm not. trying to reverse. There's no one in. front of me." I hit the gas. All you. see, oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ]. And there's two ridges. So my car, my. front tire is stuck in between those two. ridges. You got stuck. Stuck. And yeah. Yeah, I got stuck. So all you. smell in my car is gas. Oh [ __ ]. The people in my car, yo, what the [ __ ]. What the I smell. Everyone get out the.

car. I'm like, yo, at this moment, you. have to relax, bro. But my girl's like, "Everyone get the [ __ ] away.". I'm like I'm like, "It's not steaming. Can just relax." It's not that serious. Yeah. Yeah. So, I call my dad and he's. like, "Okay, just try and get it out, right?". So, he's like, "Yo, just hit the hit the. brakes. Just go. Just go over it." So, I. go a bit backward, hit the hit the hit the gas. All I hear. at the front is everyone I'm like, "What. the [ __ ] is wrong with y'all?".

I'm like, "Can y'all just relax? It's. like a movie." Like, you guys are like, "Oh my god, no.". They just they just want to be excited. about it, bro. We're man's drunk. No, no, they weren't. This is all sober. This is all sober. They're bored. Ms are. bored. No, because it's like they they're. they're panicking. But obviously it's. like they it car they cared for me cuz. they don't want nothing to happen. But. bro, imagine I was with you guys. Like. it would be totally different story cuz. they were like, "Yo, check the leaks. Check the leaks." Filipinos, bro. Filipinos love to exaggerate. If. there was four Filipinos in my car,

four, bro. Fourilipos. Filipinos love to exaggerate [ __ ] Look, look at look at the teleser. You know. what I mean? It's all freaking It's all. over dramatic. My my car was going in. slow motion with the Hindi. And there the pan to them like. bro. My goodness. Filipinos and stress man. But it's fun. It's funny because I think Filipinos. they have the best storytelling. Oh 100. Yeah. High key. I think Filipinos have the.

best storytelling. I I'll still hold. this down to this day. Bro, why do you think that is? I don't know. I think it's uh you know, black people are really good at. storytelling, too, though. Yeah, they're really good. But I think with Filipinos, it's almost. a thing of like they have to fluctuate. their voice in a way. You know what I. mean? Cuz cuz Tagalog is kind of like a. like this, right? It is. It is. So when they're telling. the story, especially in English, it goes everywhere. Yeah. Because like.

you have the. you have the regular because I think. there's a regular like storytelling. voice when you read a story book to a. kid like once upon a time, right? And. then with Tagalog on top of that, it's. like two waves now. You know what I'm. saying? So both of them at the same. time. And then when they're telling you. some spicy ass drama. Uhhuh. that shit's just addicting. Yeah. Yeah. And it's funny. I think it's. funnier, too, cuz the English uh the the. accent. Yeah. cuz like they'll combine they. they'll be like Filipino English. So. it's like they'll mix bad words into and.

they'll emphasize to like my car ran. over my my car went over the. you know like they'll they'll they'll. add [ __ ]. But we're probably biased though cuz I I. can guarantee there's probably a lot of. like Latino families that are super. expressive with their storytelling. It's. just that I wouldn't be able to hear it. as much because my I'm just surrounded. by Filipinos all the time instead. But my uh my uh friend is also dating a. white person and they she got invited.

into like the the fam jams at the white. parties and she's like, "Yo, it's. totally different." Like everyone is. fancy. Like there's what character. boards, the way they talk. So it's like, "Oh, how how's uh the how's your job. going?" "Oh, how's it?". I hate that. I I hate the the fake the. like pretend. Have you ever been to like a white. party? like a white white like you're. the only thing uh like you're the only. other race. Like a work party. I've been to like a. work party like that. But um. nah,

bro. I I'll tell you. So my mom is um a. caretaker of this white family and they. all grew up now and they're getting like. um they're all married and [ __ ] so we. had to go to their wedding. Oh, not not wedding, but like uh the. christristening for the babies. And they. invited us after for the the backyard. party. And I'm telling you, fam, it's. like the only thing I said was probably. like, "Oh, yeah.". Yeah. Like, you know, the fake nod and. like the smile. I did that for like 2. hours, bro. I swear this [ __ ] was so. crazy. My dad was like, "Yo, we're in. Get We're in Get Out Filipino edition. right now.". Ah, you know why I hate it so much is.

because. it's because that's what you're supposed. to do, but I don't want to do that. Like, I think nowadays if you put me in. that setting, I'll still be the exact. same. like nowadays, but before I would have to play that. like, uh, oh yeah, everything's good. Yeah. Cuz it's normal. You don't. Yeah. Josh did the perfect impression of me. cuz I told Josh, "Yo, I'm going to I'm. going to a fam jam right now." He's. like, "I I have to dive. I'm going to a. fan jam." He's like, "Oh, word." And. then you're going to hit him with the, "Oh, how's the podcast?" "It's good.".

It's so accurate. It's accurate. It's. good. Yo, no. Facts. You always hit it yet. Oh. yeah, I'm good. It's good. But I I. caught myself recently. I caught myself recently. I was at a fam. jam. and I became the Tito that asked, "Oh, how's school?" Oh, that's And you hit. him with the accent, too. No, I I didn't. I cuz I don't have an accent, but I. caught myself like asking like how. school is. But what's wrong with that.

though? There's nothing wrong with that. But at. the same time, I'm actually I'm actually. curious. Uhhuh. Like it was a genuine question. Like I'm. actually curious like how's school. going? But the line that like that was said you. you did. It's just so weird to me that's like. damn I'm really this now. you getting old. No, I saw the the Tik Tok um age filter. Holy [ __ ]. Yo, I tried the the age filter, fam. Maybe I'll put a pic on screen. My god, like the wrinkles are crazy. I didn't. know. And they say like this filter.

gives a really really accurate depiction. of how you're going to look when you're. older, bro. They hit me with a dermatologist. say, "Yeah, they're saying that in the. TikTok." So, I tried the filter. [ __ ] I got shook. So, just right now. I'm trying to like cuz I don't even do. nothing to my skin. Surprisingly, I. actually don't do nothing to my skin. Yeah, I know. Which is crazy. Yeah. And I think it's just my genetics. But now, I think I'm going to have to. start using some like. some Yeah. nonr non-rinkle anti-aging.

like sunscreen, whatever. I went to. Shoppers Drug Mark, bought out all the. the non-rinkle stuff after seeing that. filter. Yo, no, for real. Like, it scared me cuz. I don't want to. At the same time though, who how. accurate are those? I don't know. To be honest, it's like. But I I did see those theories where. it's like, yeah, that is accurate. And. it's like. uh it'll tell you if you're going to be. like still attractive when you're old. And a lot of people are saying like, yo, this is true because there was a. fluctuation. Not everyone was ugly on. that filter. And a lot of people were. some people look good.

Some people look good. Some people look. good, bro. Especially the like some some. white people like they look really good. I'm like, damn. I guess they age nice. still. It was a lie. No, maybe. Or that's They're just trying. to break stereotypes. They're like they. put in like in the code, black person, all right, make them ugly. White person, all right, since the stereotype, make. them look beautiful. Oh, because it's. like the black don't crack cuz really. Asian don't raise and black don't crack. So, yeah. Like, this is real. Yeah. Asians don't start looking old.

until they're like really old and then. all of a sudden they start getting. wrinkly. at at a random age. Yeah. But they look young. They look they look fresh. I want to say. like my Lola at 60 late 60 she's still. looking like young. Yo. And then 61 hit. Totally different. Lola, bro. This not my Lola. 61 hit. Oh [ __ ] No. I'm flame. I'm. playing. That's hilarious. No, my Lola watches this every day. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry L. Sorry Lala. still look very beautiful. So, the NFL. season is officially here and every.

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you look way way way younger. Longer hair at older age. Yeah. And it's all the style. It's all based on style. So, um, it it's. really dependent on like what era they. grew up in because what they try to do, this is just my theory on it, but. usually like older people, they'll try. to get like the stylish hairstyles that. were stylish back in their day. So, that becomes like a old hairstyle. It just came back. But if they still stick with trends to. modern day, Yeah. they'll look super young.

Super young. Okay. No, that kind of. makes sense cuz um Billy Ray, he has the. mullet. It's in right now. He still. looks young. He still looks young. Yeah, cuz he kind of he has that long hair. right now. He's looking young, fam. But. if he had like, let's say, a buzz or. like shorter hair, he would like the. George Clooney. Okay. Bro would look old, fam. So it's like, so at young people, young. people should have shorter hair to make. them look younger. Older. Older. Older. No. But well, some young people want to. look older to be more like mature, taken.

seriously, especially in business. Mhm. But the opposite, like if you're. older and want to look younger, you'd. want to like get a modern hairstyle. that's super kind of trendy. Cuz if you. think about it, if you see like a. grandma dressed like how. Yeah. dressed in like skims, it wouldn't look. right. No, like low key, she'll look. young. I don't know about that. I don't think. she'll definitely look younger. She'll look younger. She'll definitely. look younger, bro. She'll look younger, but it wouldn't. look right. I feel like it's like. I'm not talking like a super old. grandma. I'm talking about like, you.

know what I mean? like like Okay. Yeah. Still kind of youthful in there. Mhm. Okay. Got you. Got you. She'll probably look younger, bro. Yeah. Yeah. No. Uh like that. Um h the. sister and the mom that's really famous. on TikTok. The mom always looks young. because there she's just a twin. She's. just copying the the clothes. Yeah. Yeah. The the Asian. You know who I'm talking about? Asian. The Asian one. Yeah. And then there's like another there's. like another generation. That was crazy. I know. It's like great-grandmother, grandmother, mom, and then the daughter. But they all had like kids at really. young ages, though. Do you think it's going down? I mean. like the the age where we have kids is.

going down. Like. I feel like we're not having kids in. general. What? Like a lot of us aren't having kids. I don't know why, but stuff that's. popping up on my TikTok is oh me making. meals as a as a 19year-old mom for three. kids. Wait. Yeah. Have you seen those? No, I haven't. You have those? Maybe on. your side? So many so many Tik Toks like random. moms like these teen moms having three. four kids, bro. Holy smoke. So, I guess. it's not true then cuz Elon Musk's. theory was that we're not having a lot.

of kids right now and the population is. actually really low for what it should. be. It's actually blessed. Like it's low for what it should be. Yeah. So, what's happening is like there's a. lot of older people but not a lot of. younger people. Damn. So, there has to be like a. cuz in a sense what we want is a lot. more younger people than older people. cuz those are the ones that are going to. kind of take care of the world. But it's the opposite. like older people. are living longer and there's not as. much as younger people being born. And. my dad has a theory too.

He pretty much said uh. you know how like China there's a. there's like a a mandatory like you. can't have more than like two kids or. something. Yeah. Yeah. There's like a law I think actually. But pretty much what happens because. they force that. what happens to the workforce? Everybody's what? Everybody's old, bro. Everybody's old. And then since they. don't have a lot of kids because back. then they have they had hella kids. That's why there's souge. Yeah. There's no one to replace it.

So they have such a huge economy but. like. since there's so much people and but. it's older people who's replacing the. younger I mean the older people now. there's no young people to replace the. spots. Yeah. So all of these empty jobs and then. what's going to happen? You feel me? Like there's a one two intern but that's. literally it. Interesting. You know what I mean? So the mans are lasting long bros are. lasting long. And do you think we're. going to live like really long? Cuz if I. don't even know what's going to happen. in the next 5 years, bro. Like I don't. know if this all this this shit's going.

to go like. like Apocalypse Tomorrow, you know what. I mean? It's like it's weird, but it's. like Have you seen that [ __ ] where it's. like um since you're very um your. interreligious stuff? You've seen like. that um that one world order stuff, right? Yeah. Where it's like uh the aliens are going. to come in. There's going to be a a god. that's supposed to be a god. The antichrist. Yeah. The antichrist. That's that's actually in in the book of. Revelation. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy. There's supposed to be like a false. prophet that comes through. And then um uh I also saw something. where uh there was this girl at like a.

grocery store. She's like, "Oh, I'm. going to be the first one to pay for my. groceries through my hand." And she goes. like this and she goes over the scanner. She goes and it goes. You. can do that, too. No, no, no, no, no, no. But it had the. hand. And then also in the the I think. in the book of re Revelations said. something about how you should never. sell your body uh to do that stuff. Oh, really? Yeah. So, it's like once once you do. that, you're actually like it's it's. Oh, that's the that's the mark of the. beast, right? The mark of the beast. The mark of the. beast. So, it's like that stuff, this.

new technology, that's that's all it is. You know what I mean? So, it's like. foreshadowing. There's a lot of [ __ ] that's in the book. of Revelation that's kind of popping up. right now. Especially like the fires and. stuff. That's a that's a huge one. No. But when you showed me the Simpsons. thing, I was like, there's no way they I. swear that they they just created this, but it didn't. It was actually It's. real, bro. Everything's being predicted. I don't. know. I think. Mhm. I don't I I I really feel like. culture kind of imitates or no, almost.

predicts real life. Like pop culture. predicts real life. What happens? It's like how would they get um the. message out through the kids? Like. that's the easiest way. Like. we participate in pop culture damn near. every day. This [ __ ] is pop culture. All. this pop culture. Yeah, I know. [ __ ] bro. So it's weird. Yeah. You heard the the Joker theory. You know Batman? Oh, yeah. The Dark Knight. Yeah, the Dark Knight. Have you heard the Joker theory? No. So there's a theory that the Joker in.

Batman, he's actually the hero of the Dark. Knight. The Joker? Just low key, I can get that. I I think. So hear me out. Look, look, Batman is. obviously the hero. Uh-huh. But. Batman being in the city causes what? It Loki causes. violence. Loki causes violence. Yeah. Because in order for there to be a. Batman, the city has to be bad. Mhm. Now, when the Joker appeared in the Dark. Knight at least, Yeah. What did he do? He dead ass stopped all.

of the other rival gangs, all of the. other organized crime. Yeah. and he made him pretty much the. lead of everything. So there's no longer. competition. There's no longer anybody. fighting each other. cuz they're all under one gang. Right. now what ended up happening too because. of that because of his reign, Batman. kind of disappeared for a while.

Okay. And that was after the Joker was. stopped. That was actually after the. Joker was stopped because since the. Joker's done and that was with just one. gang. Okay. is peace. That's [ __ ] That low key is true. Think about it. Bro, bro was gone for a. minute and probably Yo, Gotham City is. probably blessed. Real [ __ ] So theory, does it take. a huge Does it take one evil. to stop and prevent other evils? Maybe. even worse.

Why is that though? Does it take a lesser evil to stop like. bigger evils and other problems? Cuz if. you think about it, kind of makes sense. Like if there's not going to be, let's. say, the elites, right? Who would replace them? Yeah. If you if you deep it like that, who would replace them? Like, and think about it on a on a sense. of, okay, if there's a a gang war in a. city, one gang's always going to be at the. top, and then boom, let's say they get.

knocked off like in The Godfather, somebody's going to replace him. Mhm. And what if the person that replaces him. is worse? Is worse? Because there's conflict already at the. start. So, there would be no more gang. violence. No, there would be more. There would be more. There would be more. Or. I don't know. No. What do you think? I guess it just. depends on the person and and their. ideals, right? Yeah. Cuz it's like ah so if if evil. wins cuz they're trying to knock off. good, right? That's why there's evil in. the first place. So once the leader is.

evil, then everyone turns evil and it's. regular now. And it's regular. Exactly. It's like it's like one society. There's. no there's no difference. Yeah. That's why. But I don't want to believe in like a. true evil cuz that's terrible. Like you. wouldn't want that in a society. Yeah. But what I'm thinking is once that evil. gets knocked down, once that one evil gets knocked down, there's only one target. Then after that, is it not peace? Feel me? Yeah. Cuz imagine there was no God. There was just the other side.

Everyone, no one's fighting for No one's. fighting anymore because it's like. there's no side. Yeah. But it takes, you know what I mean? To. be destroyed so that peace can come. Peace can come. That like the righteous can come. Feel. me? That's [ __ ] scary. If you bag it like that, I've been. thinking about that recently. Like if. there was a superhero like let's say in. Toronto right now there's a superhero. and. he has powers that are able to I guess. stop people. would a bigger evil come to almost.

counteract it because there's a. competition on the street. probably. somehow right because once there's one. thing or something just like the. Coca-Cola and Pepsi thing. another would pop up. Yeah, that's. that's kind of scary. Like without Jumpers Jump, there. wouldn't be that other fake podcast that. copies us. You know what I'm saying? And. there wouldn't be no. I know, right? Like it takes it takes one to. have another. Yeah. That's why the [ __ ] that like the the. rapture and [ __ ] that scares me is like. I see all the comments like, "Oh, the real will know that this is not.

the God and like the fake will know that. this is act uh will fall into the trap. and stuff like that cuz like yo, how. would you actually know?". You would I I don't know. I guess it's. through faith. through faith cuz it's. like the because the only thing that. really is saving us. So a lot of people. would obviously fall for that cuz it is. saving us. but like it's like the Joker how it's. like. no this is actually the real hero maybe. You want the crazy theory? What. this is like this gets dark though. I'm going to start overthinking cuz this. is the one the rapture is the one thing. that like made me overthink. No, this is like this is where he gets.

[ __ ]. Yeah. So you know Project Blue Beam obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, the theory is like. they're gonna start a fake almost. rapture apocalypse with Project Blue. Beam being aliens or whatever it may be. And they're just holograms. Yeah. And it's just holograms is all. fake. But everybody's going to be. [ __ ] tripping out because it looks. real. Exactly. And but it's not going to be the god of. Catholicism or Christianity. It's something else. Alien or whatever. it may be.

to try and fool us and make us, you. know. Yeah. And it's [ __ ] too, cuz like uh. they've already started testing those. holograms. Like in the in the NFL field, they had a Panther for the the Florida. Panthers go around and start jumping. That shit's real. Yeah. And then um I think it's like I. don't know if it's 4D or like it's 5D or. something where these holograms can. actually touch you. You feel me? So obviously, if you don't. know anything about these conspiracy. theories, you're like, "No, you're going. to run away from it." But obviously they. can't do anything but touch you. But the. real ones will know like, "Okay, this is.

just a [ __ ] hologram.". I know. But. yeah, that's why it scares me. You You know why it scares me a lot? Because, fam, I'm pretty sure cuz you know how I. just said like uh pop culture imitates. real life or predicts real life. That's dead ass. What happened in. Spider-Man? What happened Spider-Man? You know, you know My Mysterio when he. used the drones to create like a fake. event. No, I don't remember that cuz I didn't. watch it. Oh, so Spider-Man Far From. Home or Yeah, Spider-Man Far From Home,

uh, there's this there's this super. villain named Mysterio. He wanted to. pretend he's a superhero, so almost like. a a false god or like a savior. He created a hologram. that looked like a threat and he pretty. much like planted explosives and [ __ ]. things to fall over on people. and just a huge natural disaster. that he would save everybody from. So. they they would start like. so that yeah they would praise him as. the hero. but he was the one orchestrating.

everything. That's crazy. Did he get caught or like. they it worked. Spider-Man saved the day. Obviously he. saved the day but it's still like people. got hurt. Everything happened. Yeah. cuz now now I believe in that whole. alien thing cuz they've been there's. been uh uh I think it was like the. biggest UFO alien sighting and it wasn't. pushed on the news. Yeah. So it happened in um uh Zimbabwe. Have. you heard of this story? Yo, that's the. one with the kids. Yeah, the kids. So, uh, what do you call. this? I think around Zimbabwe around. 10:00 a.m. Everyone saw fly some flying.

objects moving at like crazy speeds, right? Everyone over thing. And then it. was luckily for these kids in school. Imagine you missed out on school that. day. That's kind of crazy. You got Oh [ __ ]. Aliens. But these kids in school. literally just saw uh the object flying. and the people in it. Yeah. So on their break, they went out to. recess on their midday break and they. seen object flying saucer like fly into.

like an area with bushes. and they all said it was flashing red, yellow, blue. So obviously like the. typical Asian you see in no not Asian. aliens you see in the cartoons. And then. um one one uh kid all the kids went up. to it and got closer and they seen a. figure. Mhm. So, how they described it, big head, big. eyes, like black bodysuit, and weird. like fingers, like long fingers like. sound, you know, the thing. And then um. the the kicker was that they wouldn't.

even communicate with them through. verbal. Oh, it would be like psychic. Yeah. Telepathy. So, the alien would. look at the the kid straight in the eye. and like give them images. And the kids. were like, "Whoa, what's what's going. on?" and [ __ ] like that. And then it was. funny cuz they all got interviewed. They. all drew the alien and it all look the. same. So it's like I didn't know about. this. Yeah, this this happened long time ago. I think this when was this like the '7s. '8s something like that. But it didn't never That's crazy. That. [ __ ] should get pushed crazy.

Yeah, but like nobody. It's so Especially at the time it's so. far from what we think could be real. M. I guess. at least right now it's a little bit. more we're kind of desensitized to crazy. ideas and crazy concepts. that everything kind of more. different or like I guess you could say. obscure. it's a little bit more normalized like. let's say let's say the first time you. heard of um a skinwalker then it would.

be crazy. but it was like you're 5 years old. around 2005 sorry around 2005 some [ __ ]. like that. you're like yo what the [ __ ] sounds or. even something as in um AI for the first. time. Yeah. Like speaking and being controlled, blah. blah. Yeah. You'll be like, "Yo, what the But now. we're we're dead ass desensitized. Nothing that crazy can happen." Like, I. hope not. You know what I mean? Like, pray to God not. But. we're kind of like already prepared.

to see [ __ ] cuz why is there a [ __ ]. apocalypse preparing show? Uh what was. that one where they prepare for it? Uh, Days Before Dead or something. Uh, Doomsday Prepper. Doomsday. Doomsday Prep. What? Why is. that even a thing if they, you know what. I mean? I think it's after Walking Dead. Yeah, probably. I think Walking Dead was the first um. show that made everybody start thinking. about like what would the apocalypse. really be? And then they had like 2012 in there. Remember that movie? And everybody started thought he was. going to die. Yeah. So stupid as a kid. I really.

thought that like I would not just wake. up. Like it was so in my brain like [ __ ] I. was like saying, "Yeah, oh mom, this is. the last day I'm going to see you." And. I was in like grade five, so I didn't. know what the [ __ ] I was talking about. So I'm like I wake up, I'm like, "Oh. [ __ ] I'm actually alone, still alive.". Like this [ __ ] is fake. That was my first like conspiracy theory. like as a kid like that that got into my. brain. I remember we had like apocalypse party, me and my friends. What the hell? No, cuz we it was. supposed to be like 12 12 12 1212 12 or. something like it's it's 1212.

12. and we were outside at recess at 12:00. and we're waiting for 1212. and me and all my friends were just like. in the field, right? I don't know why. this was a song, but we we played uh uh. Give Me Everything Give Give Me. Everything Tonight by Pitbull and Neo. when we were all in a circle. everything. tonight. You're about to die cuz all I know there. might not be tomorrow and then we're all. like like holding hands and jumping and.

[ __ ] and they're like, "Oh, [ __ ] Here. he goes.". And then nothing happened. Yeah, that's so funny. As a kid, like. imagine a teacher seeing that. Like. what? There's a ritual going on right. now. You know what's jokes in in Rick and. Morty? There's this thing uh Rick pretty. much brings Morty to apocalypse parties. What? So what happens since they can. travel through space and time, they would travel across the universe to. worlds that are about to face their.

apocalypse. And since they're about to. face their apocalypse and they know. what's coming, everybody on the planet. is what? What? Partying and [ __ ] doing their last, you. know what I mean? Loki, there's like a lot of like orgies. and stuff going on. But he would go out. with Morty, bring him to like the next. Apocalypse planet, and then they would. do a whole bender of like apocalypse. parties. So sick. Crazy. That's lowkey a sick story line. Whoever. came up with that, it's really interesting because that. dead ass would probably happen. Like man. would probably like, okay, if this is.

the day, let's like party. Might as well, you know? Really? That's interesting. Yeah, cuz. it's like as a me, I think that no one's. partying. Like I think people are just. stressing. No, there's going to be people. There's going to be people partying. There's going to be people like numbing. themselves. You know what I mean? Like. going out with a blast type of [ __ ]. Damn, cuz realistically. Yeah, you would. That's ideal. No, I guess that would be ideal. probably. in a sense of like joy. or at least. I don't know contentment. Yeah, but I guess there's different ways. people can find that. A lot of people I.

I want to say the majority of people. that's how they find their enjoyment is. through those like partying, clubbing, or whatever those type of experiences. But some people are different. Some. people they find their joy out of like. them sitting on a couch with a book. Mhm. Yeah. And nothing wrong with that, but. everybody has like their own flavor. Facts. Have you seen Fousey 2's uh. vlogs? Going crazy, bro. Fam, I'm telling you, he was in Toronto. I was actually telling like all my. friends like if you like my like my. girlfriends, if you're around him, like. make sure you just don't. Why is he going to like harass them?

Yeah, most likely. Like, you know how he. was in the airport and like he started. kissing on like some girl and stuff like. that? I'm like, bro, you got to be. careful with that because the camera. will make them do some [ __ ]. So, it's like it's weird. You think if. Fuzie told you to do something crazy, go. do it on camera? No, I probably wouldn't. Before I would. probably, but because he was a cool guy. back then, but now he's [ __ ] insane, so I don't think he's. uh Yo, this guy, he always like goes on. a I don't know what you would call it, like a like a like an arc in his life.

Yeah. No, I be I'm pretty sure that that. is like I get I I don't know if it's a. hum humiliation ritual again, but I feel. like he's doing all this cuz he's trying. to get he's trying to sell his soul and. get that kick deal. maybe. because you know how kick kick is. literally giving out millions of dollars. and you know how uh the Illuminati you. can say Illuminati is a person who who. takes you and makes you a millionaire, right? Aiden is that guy, right? And I don't. know if you've seen um Charleston White. Nah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know what you're.

talking about. So, Charleston White was very uh. cautious of like um what he was doing. with Aiden because he said that he got. brought to the house. Uh what do you. call this? There was rituals. There was. yo yo, there was door. I mean uh every. floor was another scene. So, he would. get uh used as a scene and at the end of. it, if he passed that test, he would get. that $12 million deal. Charleston was so. smart that they used him for content and.

he said, "Fuck that. I'm out." He never. got the deal cuz he knew. But he said he was like he was like, "Yo, they sat me at the table. Uh, a. girl to my left, a girl to my right. White girls like I was eating nice. Like. they were about to like they were. buttering me up for something.". Damn. So that's him saying like, "Yo, they're trying to get me. They're trying to get to sign you." You. feel me? So they have ownership of him. Yo, it's scary, bro. That's scary, bro. And it's especially. scary when when it's like packaged. differently. Yeah. When it's packaged differently. And you.

you'll see a lot. That's why I try to. preach as much as possible where yo, really take in what you're consuming. Cuz a lot of time the music you listen. to, it may be packaged nicely, may feel good, but there's another agenda behind it. There's something else that's at play. Yeah. Because if you take it onto like a. spiritual sense, can you see spirits? Not everyone. Yeah, most likely like you can't. So, would you be able to see spiritual.

warfare? Probably not. Probably not. But how would it be played? It would be played that way. Yeah. Through frequency. Through you doing an. act that you think it may be through. some sort of deception. It would it. would try to get you. Yeah, bro. And that's what temptation is. That's. that's deadass like what the devil is. Is like. his biggest lie was Yeah. His biggest. lie was convincing everyone that he. doesn't exist. Exactly. which is crazy. Like, oh man. But fam, the more you just open your. eyes to it and like you start to.

question, okay, these people take part. in this thing and this is how it affects. their lives. It may seem cool, but why am I trying to. do I really want their life? You get me? Yeah. Like we all know um a gangster life. takes you down a path of pain, you know. what I mean? Violence and all of these. things. tragedy. Yeah. So why does everybody aspire to do it is. because the music is so tempting. Yeah. Yeah, that is true.

Like you know uh Lil Mabu, the the white. kid. Yeah. And he actually makes really good drill. music. Like for real. But if you think. about it, he came from a really good. family. So there's no reason. there's no reason to it. But because. it's trending and it's popular, he wanted to take part in and [ __ ] he. did find success. But. yeah, it's kind of [ __ ] up. I know. I know. We all go through that though. But I at. the end of the day, it's like I think. you have to go through it to know at the. end of the day, it's like this is what I.

like because I I don't I'm not going to. judge if if you fall for that temptation. first, but at the end of the day, you. have to realize like, oh, I'm only going. to smoke because cuz I like it, you. know? I'm not going to smoke cuz they. have something in their mouth that. they're puffing out smoke, you know? Or. it's like, I'm going to drink cuz. everyone else is drinking, you know? Everyone falls for it at some point, but. it takes a a bigger person to realize. like, okay, this is that's cool I did. it, but this I don't really like it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because some. people would just go go down. They would. get addicted now. So now that literally.

a stupid friend influenced them and now. they're uh they're grown up and. they're like a drug addict or whatever. Now they have to get therapy, [ __ ] like. that. Yeah. Like [ __ ] some people are. addicted to lean, right? And then that's. terrible. But it became a cool thing to. hear in music. It's [ __ ] up. Exactly. You know what I mean? And it takes like one rapper uh to die. and then no one's like everyone's saying. [ __ ] lean, but it's too late. You know. what I mean? Why couldn't we say [ __ ]. lean when when we were popular when. everyone obviously was going through.

[ __ ] uh effects and and side effects. of it, bro? It's crazy. But that's just how that's how it's. going to be always. It's going to be. like. when something's hot, we're not going to. pay attention to the bad parts about it. Yeah. until somebody starts questioning. And nobody likes to hear the person. that's questioning [ __ ]. And that's that's a sad truth. Like, nobody wants to hear the the guy in the. in the corner that's like, "Yo, is it. actually good for us? Shut the [ __ ] up. Let's have fun." You. know what I mean? There's people like that.

That's facts, bro. Shut your [ __ ] ass up. You know what I mean? Like, there's. people like that. Like, that's exactly how they sound. That's exactly how they would sound. Yeah. Yo, and at at some point I understand like. yo, let's it should be a let's just have. fun and relax thing, but at the same time, it's good to know yourself just so. you're not deceived. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know, man. Like I never wish anybody to deceived in. their life. That's so like that's the. worst thing, bro. Especially if you.

think you're doing something good for. yourself. Yeah. That's why it was it was good that you. paged me about the Balenciaga [ __ ]. I p everybody. Everybody. It doesn't. matter. A real a fake friend would have just let. me wear that. Yeah, like no, like it. doesn't matter who it is, like you. should be able to speak up to them and. and and say say your truth, right? Yeah. Yeah. Cuz look, if you don't have a voice, then. what's the point, right? Like. Yeah. And some people don't understand that. It's like um uh if your friend pages. you, that doesn't mean they're not. they're just like not looking out for.

you. Like they're looking out for you. A real friend is like would page you for. that stuff. The people you don't care about are the. people you don't even say words to. Those are the people you don't care. about, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah. But the people you really care. about and it and it feels like you need. to say something, that's when it matters. the most. That's why as hard as it. sounds for some people, your parents when they page you or like. they kind of stress you out, sometimes it's coming from a place of of. love. Yeah. But it gets it gets mixed up and.

miscommunicated sometimes, which is. real. Yeah. Like. sometimes they don't know how to express. it. Yeah. Cuz And sometimes you just don't. want to hear it. Yeah. And then and then of course like. me being a teenager at the time and my. dad telling me certain things like I. wouldn't really want Yeah. I don't I. wouldn't really want to hear it. And. that's the thing of like low just let me. let me live. Let me live blah blah blah. But it's usually coming from a place of. love usually. Always, right? And but you have to be able to be. open-minded to that and and willing to.

to see where things land. The last thing. you want is to just be [ __ ]. close-minded. Don't listen to nobody. and you end up not growing. and you just stay one person the rest of. your life. That's the worst thing. 100 no growth. Oh, I see. No, I don't. actually I can't say but like one of my. um uh person I met at a party and stuff. like bro he was um he was so like uh. he's like our age but he hasn't gone. through experiences, right? So.

everything he he does is like. questioning, but it's like questioning. as a kid. Like that's how that's how um. protective bro's parents were. And it. got so crazy cuz it's like I seen some. parent at the door and it was his. parents checking up on him. I'm like, "Bro, his parents walk down the street. to check up on him. as as a as a 22year-old is crazy. like. like, "Yo, you are so like I wish I wish. you could just go out there and see the. world, but I I think he's he's so like.

it was like a talking to a baby fan.". He's like, "Yo, what is this?" I'm like, "Wait, what do you mean? What is this?". But like different strokes for different. folks, you know, like everybody has. their own kind of path. Yeah. And it it just it just sucks when um. when somebody wants a certain life and. they can't get it. But it's a different. thing from if if they're content with. it. And you shouldn't like [ __ ] up or. like hate on what they like, you know, cuz everybody has their own. happiness. That's for them to decide. Like you shouldn't be hating on like, oh. yo, he's blah blah blah blah. Like,

yeah, but is he happy? Is that what he. wanted to do? Then [ __ ] allow him. You know what I mean? But another thing. is when, let's say, your friend is uh. being held back and you care about him. and want him to bring to what he is. trying to achieve, that's a different. thing. Mhm. And that's good to like help your. friend up and you know kind of. push him in that direction. You should you should you should be. Yeah. Uh going back to Apocalypse thing, I just had a crazy theory. Yeah. Yeah. Lazy. But um cuz this in the book of.

Revelation, I was talking to JJ. JJ. studied theology. and he pretty much said. in the book of Revelation, this is the. biggest theory on it, okay? that. after death is like a purgatory until. the coming of Christ again. This is like. his theory. Now, what if. life right now. is purgatory? Like what you're experiencing right now.

Yeah. Isn't it though? Because purgatory. is the in between. Mhm. of heaven and hell. And would you say. we're in purgatory? Cuz Yeah. So, what. if until it's time for like the. apocalypse or whatever it may be, this is exactly what's supposed to play. out. Yeah. And this is how it's playing out, but. it's not like quote unquote important. Oh, it's this is not important. I think. I don't know. It's just a theory, though. It's just. because Yeah. Okay. You combine that. theory with the the blue beam theory. Yeah.

That uh a fake Christ is going to come. in. Mhm. Then as soon as that comes in, we're. either going to be transported up and. down. So right here is like this is. super important. cuz if if there's no middle. you don't pick if you don't pick. Yeah. If there's no middle people are. not going to you know what I mean? I don't like that theory. I don't like. that theory personally but it's just. interesting to think like is this just. like something that's playing. Yeah. Yeah. You know what's crazy is like imagine. like that [ __ ] is like just a video. game. Like the the Antichrist comes. He's like yo you have to choose your.

side. And then you know in 2K where you. have to switch the controller. He's. like, "All right, I'm going go I'm going. go heaven still.". That's [ __ ]. Damn, bro. But if you think about it, when you make a decision, this is what's crazy. You know, when. you want to decide on something, but you. can't really decide. So, what do you do? There's a common thing. You flip a coin. Oh, yeah. This is what they say, though. Uhhuh. They say. you you don't actually know until the. coin is in the air. And when it's. flipping around,

Yeah. That's exactly when you know what. you want it to land on. When it's actually in the air flipping, but you don't call it before. you in your head know what you want it. to land on. Okay. So even whatever pops up or even. whatever the result is while it's in the. air. flipping. Mhm. And you you think like what you want it. to land on. Yeah. That's exactly what you wanted to pick. Word. That's kind of crazy. cuz it takes like a it takes a a throw. up in the air or like a almost a sense.

of urgency or I don't know adrenaline. and mystery. to really decide. You know what I'm. saying? That's true. In B in B when we were. driving around there was this. hitchhiker, right? And then. you picked him up. No, no, no. We had an extra space in the. car. But obviously me knowing like these. hitchhiker stories, I'm telling the guys. like, "Yo, bro, that guy is probably. crazy. Like, let's not pick him up." And. but we have an extra seat. Literally. perfect. It's a perfect extra seat in. the car. So imagine like I will flip a. quarter, play rock purposes. I'm like,

yo, we're not doing that, right? So I'm. like, yo, good thing I I had a gut. feeling cuz imagine that guy was a. [ __ ] murderer. That would have been a different. podcast. That's what I'm saying. Damn. That would be a different podcast. though. Exactly. You never know. Remembering Gavin? Yo, that's [ __ ]. That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ]. Damn. Nah, but what's crazy though. imagine you did pick them up. and you survived like whatever happened. and I would tell him. crazy. That would be a viral. That would be. That would be so crazy, bro.

No, I don't know. Uh what do you call. this? That's a good transition into the. story I'm about to tell. So there's this. girl named uh Mary Vincent. Yeah. And um she she was like a hitchhiker. back in the 70s and back then that was a. popular thing, right? So, I think she. she wanted to hitchhike from California. back to Las Vegas cuz Las Vegas is her. home. And then she trusted this old guy. because he looked like his grandfather. I mean, her grandfather, right? Yeah. So, [ __ ] was going blessed, right, in. the whole ride. And I think it got weird.

when the guy started like touching her. face and she's like, "Wait, wait, wait. No, this is getting weird." Like, okay. Uh, there's nothing on my face. Like, you're saying that there's something on. my face. There's nothing there. Right. So rest of the ride blessed cuz she's. sleeping. So when uh she uh she uh what. do you call it? Wakes up from her nap. She looks around and they're at a gas. station and all signs are pointing. She. he this guy is not taking me back to my. home, right? And so she has the plan. The guy.

tells her, "Yo, I'm going to go into the. gasoline station and like go pee real. quick." And she's like, "I bet." So as. soon as he goes in, I'm going to book. it. Right. So, she sees her shoes are. untied. She goes uh ties them up real. quick before she gets to uh like lift. her head back up. She gets hit in the. back of the head with a sledgehammer. Oh, [ __ ]. So, this guy uh ends up taking her to. the back of the truck. SAS her. Yeah. And then uh she's telling him like she's. telling him like, "Uh, please stop doing.

this. If uh you let me go and release. me, I won't tell.". So, the guy his exact words cuz she got. interviewed. She said that. He said, "Oh. yeah, you want to be free? I'll let you. free." He takes a hatchet out of his. toolbox, cuts both her hands. No. So Mary is like this like no hands. No. more. So the guy after he's done with. that, he releases her into a a ravine. Fam, what the [ __ ]. And taken taken this crazy. She survives.

all this. Damn. With no hands. Taken. She goes like she. takes her like whatever is left of her. arms and puts it in mud to stop the. bleeding. After she does that, she. climbs down the ravine until she finds a. couple. That's [ __ ]. This couple takes her, helps her, and. she she goes to the police station. The. guy gets arrested. Holy [ __ ]. Imagine surviving that, bro. That's. [ __ ] crazy. Mary Vincent, bro. She's a trooper for real. A warrior. A warrior.

For real. Who who would have think to. put mud on your arms to stop the. bleeding? I would I would have just. accepted my vape. I go realistically. [ __ ] I'm dead. Damn. Yeah, cuz that's like arteries, bro. Yeah, that's arteries. Holy [ __ ]. And she survived that. Good thing. That's real karma, bro. Like. that's crazy. Nah, cuz. a lot of people they face like. something. So like you wouldn't even. think they would survive, you know? Um. American No, it's not American sniper. [ __ ] where he had to cut off his his.

arm. No, that's Dave Franco. No, no, James. Franco in Franco 127 hours. That's. different. That's different. No, there's this guy. uh he was he was part of like a a Navy. Seal team. This is true. This guy was on. Joe Rogan. really. And. pretty much what happened there was like. a whole. facility of like Taliban that were. chasing after them through the woods, right? And there was six there were six. of them. one by one started dying off. because getting shot. Yeah. Whatever.

They had to jump off a cliff. They have. to jump off a cliff to try and escape. Yeah. While they're shooting them. What? So he rolls down a cliff, right? I I'm. pretty sure he breaks like his legs or. something. Obviously. Yeah. And. he survives. He's the last Oh, it's. called Lone Survivor. Okay. That's a movie. The movie is called Lone. Survivor. He's played by Mark Wahlberg. But this is a real guy. He. pretty much crawls. for two days. What? Two days?

Two days to a village, bro. Nah. So shot at, bleeding, legs broken, inching. Inching. Holy [ __ ]. Literally inching like two days. That's [ __ ]. It's [ __ ] But he survived. Like it's. called a lone survivor. Yeah. But he still had his legs. They. just couldn't work. They just like they. were just. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. And like. I'm pretty sure he's like starving, dehydrated, everything. Oh my god. imagine. But. the Navy Seals, they're different. though, right? They're like. they're supposed to Yeah.

They're they're they're built for that. [ __ ] you know? They're kind of built. for the the feats of humans that we. can't regularly do. Not just physical, but emotional. Like, imagine seeing your guys like die in. front of you. Like, you have to be. mentally and physically ready to keep. going. Yeah. Like, you know, um I think I don't know. if this is a true story or a movie, but. some guy stepped on the landmine. Do you. do you have you seen this? I think I I. saw like a clip of it on TikTok. Yeah, exactly. So, the guy stepped on a. landmine and he's like, "Uh, sergeant. like this might be my last day cuz if I.

take my foot off, I'm gone." Yeah. Right. And then as soon as like the. sergeant starts crying like no, we we'll. do it. We'll do it. And that landmine is. staying there. Like they can't fix it. All you see, he blows up and like bam, that's his boy. Like, you have to see. that happen. And like just giving up. I. don't know. It's something about. accepting fate where it's it hits harder. cuz there's no literally nothing you can. do no more. Yeah. You can't like control it. Yeah. So, it's like accepting fate is a. crazy like emotion to go through cuz. it's like it's it is it.

Yeah. Your real character comes out like [ __ ]. That's sad, fam. And. I always think cuz like. I was going to go to the military. before, bro. Which is [ __ ] Which is [ __ ] crazy. But knowing me, like I wouldn't stop at. a regular level. I would like go yo. comes back with hell. Yeah. No, like the the medals and [ __ ]. I'd be collect I'll be trying at least, you know. No, but my dad told me the reason like. he put me in fighting and uh swimming.

and some other activities. was because he wanted to train me to. like be a Navy Seal. Really? But obviously I'm going to do that [ __ ]. Yeah. And I don't even think I'm smart enough. for that. You have to be like super No. They're smart, bro. Really? No, they're like they're genius. Oh [ __ ]. Yeah. Like we we think they're the. jocks, dog. They're not the jocks. I thought they were straight jocks. No, bro. They're they're the they're the. elites of the elite. So they can beat me in chess type thing, fam. They can walk into a country.

Yeah. Learn the language in like five, six. hours. Okay. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. They. can they can go into a room. [ __ ] a. building. Memorize all of the windows, openings, doors, everything, bro. Yeah, that's kind of crazy, fam. They're they're genius, right? They're insane. So, like that's like a different level. I don't think I was meant for that at. least, you know? Hey, man. You You had a better purpose. God led you in a better light. Yeah, low key. Cuz it's like that that life would. Maybe it's not it's not Yeah, maybe like.

I wouldn't have. it would have been good for my mental. health and [ __ ] you know? like the. benefits. Oh, there was one video too. where it's like spot the real military. person in in a in the fake ones. Oh, what? And then Yeah. And then one guy he knew. he was like. um he said some statement like ready and. then the guy got P the only one that got. PTSD was that one guy and he was like. [ __ ]. And he's like that's the guy right there. cuz that everyone else was like what? But nah, that's the guy. But it's like,

yeah, you get benefits from it and [ __ ]. like that, but fam, the people, it's like drilling. It's It's literally. kind of brainwashing though. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz to be to be in the military is for. you to listen to orders. That's what it. is. And that's why I didn't go in. No. Dead ass. That's the only reason I. didn't go in. Yeah. Like I was ready to go. Like I was I was. I'm highkey like enlisted, but I just never like completed my. training and stuff. But. fam, the biggest thing was I just hated. listening to orders. Hated listening to. people after. Yeah. Imagine you. Yeah. Hands up. [ __ ].

that. [ __ ] that. So I literally took the I I. went I went detour, fam. So I was going I was going on my way to. listening. and I just stopped listening to. everybody. Oh my god. remember you said um uh right. now you're at like a prime where you. like oh yeah you're you're doing stuff. that maybe you want to do stuff that. you're weak at so you can improve and I. remember this guy could tell me he's. like yo I was in acting classes and it. felt like school [ __ ] that I didn't want. it felt too much like school so imagine.

your biggest weakness is school go and. you're that bored imagine Carlos going. back into school just to do it that's. different that's different level. but you're weak at it though you're weak. it almost breaks you down. yo low key I'm not going to lie Okay. But I was good at school until a point. Yeah. Until a point. But high key, I was only. good at schoolh. because there was classmates. Oh, so you weren't bored. Yeah. Yeah. No. Why? Cuz my classmates did my work. Oh, this guy finessing.

No, for real. Like I don't think. like personally. if it was all up to me like and I had to. do every single assignment myself. I had. to learn kind of like myself. Yeah. Haki. I don't know if I could I could. even. Did you have like ADHD? like you. couldn't focus or was like you just. No, I don't I don't think I have ADHD. People say that. like Steph thinks I have ADHD. I don't I. don't think so. No, I don't know. But um. I think it was just a matter of like I'm. just bored. Like I hate. if it doesn't interest me, I don't want. to do it. But I'm very obsessive though.

So like if you put me in a hobby I. really like, I obsess with it. And you. know that. Facts, bro. So it it literally just takes me to to. be in something that I really truly. enjoy. and I'll excel in. But I think that's. what everybody's like. Everybody like. they'll really truly excel in what they. love and enjoy. That's why. I always tell everyone to just follow. their passion or follow like what they. truly want. because money aside, [ __ ] career-wise. aside, family aside, everything like. that.

How do you want to live like every day? Yeah. What's more important like the. ending where you're happy for the last. few years of your life with the I guess. the career that you made grinding. or is it the journey of the daytoday. where I'm happy daytoday I'm happy. dayto-day working enjoying experiences. and every day feels like a vacation or. every day feels like fulfillment. Yeah. What's more important bro? Yeah that's true. And it's crazy because. like um the the big corporate like uh.

the nineto-5 fives I seen something. where it's like. never never stay in a corporate uh. setting for more than 5 years if you. haven't got a raise or a bonus cuz bro I. remember there's this guy that spent his. whole life at Wendy's, right? Yeah. And like maybe 32 years. And to. celebrate they gave him a bag like a. goodie bag. Oh, I heard about this. actually. of like like um uh maybe like the lamest. [ __ ] like maybe a sticker of Wendy's of.

Yeah, that was [ __ ]. Of a c. It was like a t-shirt. Yeah, a mug, a t-shirt. And I would rather not get anything then. disrespect me like that. Like I gave my. whole life up to you and you're just. giving me a goodie bag. Yeah, that's kind of that's insane. But at the same time, that that's his. that that was his choice, right? Yeah. Yeah. And which I liked. He was. grateful for it. Like I'm maybe he is. the happiest person. Maybe you feel me? Maybe that's what he loves. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe he actually [ __ ] with. that. Maybe. and it's not us to it's not for us to to. realize someone else's happiness.

to judge. Yeah. Yeah. Like he we can't tell what he's. going through. We don't know. Maybe that makes him. happy because family worked there before. and it feels nostalgic to him. There's. whole story lines, bro. Like everybody. has a story line that we didn't see. And. why are we to judge from what we're. seeing at the end of it? There's backstories, there's character. arcs, there's so many different parts of. somebody's life that we want to judge a. small portion of it. We don't even know.

the ending of it. Hondo, man. We don't even know where it's headed, but you're trying to judge like a little. bit here and there. Facts. Worry about your own story. I know, man. People are too, oh, what do. you think they're going to think of me? Usually like that. Exactly, bro. You're you're worried. about like who who somebody casted in. their life. Fam, cast yourself a baddy in your life, you know? Don't worry about his his directing, bro. Right. Like, everybody's so easy to this. [ __ ] is cool. Look at those lameos.

[ __ ] that. Those lameo, if they're. having fun, you're the lameo because. you're the one that's hating. You're the. one that's like unhappy because. obviously if you're judging, you're. unhappy. Yeah. There's just insecurity at the end. of the day. M. facts, bro. Real talks, bro. I don't I don't know. I. feel like that that's one of my pet. peeves whenever. I know it is. It is. I can see I can see you get like. visually mad. Yo, why are you judging? I know. So, excuse me. Like, and what? This is so stupid. cuz he'll pay you'll page me for some.

[ __ ] too. I'm like, but that makes. sense. Like changing one person's. perspective at at once. Yeah. Like, and the the more you should. call out people for that to be honest. cuz if if if you don't then it's just. going to become regular and then. everybody starts doing it. Yeah. And what kind of society is that [ __ ]. when everybody starts judging each. other? That's terrible. The main thing where is like um some uh. if you have a friend group and I've. heard like some friend groups have like. boys that will be like uh they'll say. some out of line [ __ ] like about girls. and like their boys are not even going.

to step up and say anything. cuz it's cowardly. Yeah, it's cowardly. That's what I'm. saying. But it's like you that guy is in. your group, fam. So it's like if he goes. down, you go down with him just because. you didn't change. Exactly. Cheese me, bro. Yeah. Don't be a coward, bro. Don't be a. coward. P your P your friends. That's. good. Have courage though. Have courage. Yeah. All right, let's end it there. Uh, thank. you everyone for watching this episode. of Jumper Jump Podcast. Make sure to. comment, like, subscribe, all that good. stuff. Also, I dropped my tote bags if. you guys want to go cop it. Link in the.

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