TIM MCLEAN STORY, BANNED POKEMON EPISODE, & MICHAEL JORDAN THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.86

[Music]. you know what superstition we forgot to. try when we went to the casino what the. walnut the walmart yeah i know i was. thinking about it no because when we. were at the when we were at the bar i. was like should i go ask the waitress. for a walnut yeah i'm like no that's. kind of weird. first singular single walnut you think. they would give it to me no hell no i. don't think so we should just want to. like bulk varnish yeah because.

i think as soon as we ask for the walnut. they're like yeah watch that guy. you know what they should do there. should be a youtube channel that tries. all of these superstitions and tests. them out why don't we just do that [ __ ]. that would be crazy right exactly all. the casinos so first first run walnut. second run uh what do you call this the. four leaf clover yeah yeah yeah yeah i. just tested like holy water or something. bro i know that'll be crazy because i. don't think there's any any like. youtuber that that dives into the.

spirituality or even just like the. crazier side of superstitions and stuff. like that is superstition just like. really just manifestation though yeah i. think so it's the same [ __ ] we talked. about that before because it's all like. it's just all if you put belief into. something then it becomes it becomes. something right yeah yeah because of. faith that's true did you know why um. because i was searching about the casino. stuff yeah and did you know i cuz i. didn't know this at first until i. watched the documentary michael jordan's. oh um the last dance exactly did you. know he had a gambling addiction yeah.

yeah yeah he had a gambling i didn't. know that and i there's a conspiracy. theory that um michael jordan got forced. to retire by david stern yeah i heard. about it yeah yeah i didn't know that so. so when he went into retirement or like. he left the league right after winning. three titles yeah and then he just so. they're saying they're saying he left. the league because. his dad died yeah remember he said that. no and in the documentary he also. because i watched it yesterday he also. said that he he just lost like a passion.

for the game but after you win a. championship you don't lose no that's. why that's why it's a conspiracy exactly. that's a conspiracy so what happened was. supposedly. his dad died in like a car accident. right yeah just months before what's. crazy is his dad was driving to like a. nowhere gas station in nevada and. somebody crashed into him in the middle. of nowhere right no traffic whatever so. the theory goes that it was actually the. mob the mafia that jordan owed money to. i know and then he.

hit put a hit on his dad yeah i know. which is crazy and the crazy thing he. was like i think he i got asked in an. interview he was like oh uh do you think. you're going to come back to the league. jordan and then he uh he was like yo if. david stern lets me oh. that's what you said did he get really. forced or tired by him because maybe. maybe there's some mob ties in the nba. yeah exactly and you know he bet on his. own teams. on nba teams that's why he was he was. getting in trouble because he bet on his. own team so so he would retire and.

during his retirement he would bet on. his team unlike on uh the bulls. different different team players so he. would make bets on himself to win yeah. oh that's like mayweather yeah oh. mayweather does yeah mayweather does. that he he bets on himself when he. fights no way yeah that's what he does. bro that ass it makes sense though. because he gets more money from it right. and you know there's like some some. sneaky [ __ ] going on with mayweather. with his promotions because apparently. logan paul. is owed like millions of dollars that he. never got paid when he fought him really.

yeah he never got paid bro he never got. paid that's what you're saying and i. think i think there's like a lawsuit. right now but what happened was he would. buy a bunch of the seats like the. elite seats feel me the ones that go for. thousands and thousands of dollars and. put his team in there no mayweather will. buy all those seats yeah for cheap. because he's promoting it and resell it. for more right. because i know i know javonte davis he's. signed to mayweather promotions and he's. getting up to the big ranks but he just. left it really right now he just left it.

why did he leave okay this is the theory. is like he's saying that oh i'm big now. i i can handle my own business but at. the same time it's like you guys were. doing fine with mayweather promotions. why would you want to leave that big. money yeah. so maybe mayweather is actually up to. like some sneaky [ __ ] and davis is in on. the inside so he sees that right um i. don't know but but i can tell you that a. man with a lot of money is a very smart. man usually for sure and then you have. those guys like.

i don't know if you've seen that video. it's like elon musk and like the richest. man in china have you seen that video. though what is that the richest man in. china yeah there's this guy i forgot his. name leave down in the comments you guys. know his name but elon musk and him are. having like a kind of like a ted talk. like an interview okay and then they're. talking and he's saying so. what was he saying elon's like. look at him like i forgot exactly what. he said what is some dumb stuff but it. wasn't like actual like factual [ __ ]. like how to make money like what was it. just random i think he was joking around.

but elon's he's a very analytical person. so when you joke around with a guy like. elon it has to like make mathematical. sense oh okay so he he doesn't take. jokes it's almost like some tito jokes. feel me yeah you have to be at least. drunk too yeah yeah. yeah exactly so i because he's obviously. esl. speaking at yourself speaking of. mayweather and esl do you remember um. mayweather can't speak english properly. though okay yeah that was the ongoing. joke. do you remember uh 50 cent when when he.

bet mary weather that he couldn't read. cat in the hat you remember that oh yeah. wait did he actually do it though or no. that was not the end i'm never happening. really so to this day we still don't. know mayweather can read them damn to. this day we still don't know and then i. remember. it was supposed to be this would be. harry potter and then mayweather's like. i got a call from jimmy kimmel and he. said we're gonna do it live on air yeah. but we're gonna change the book to cat. in the hat so it's easier wow yeah wait. does mayweather do interviews though. like a lot like aside from the boxing.

interviews he does. he does but it's not like he doesn't do. no prompts he does very few prompts. because yeah because of that i i think. my favorite interview was when um. remember the guy who didn't get i think. he just knocked out the guy um when he. went in for a hug yeah it was ortiz i. think it was something that's something. ortiz two doors used. [Music]. um what's his name. [ __ ] i know what you're talking about. but he was wearing the orange gloves and. then they they went into hug and then uh. the ref wasn't looking he just clutched. him yeah yeah and then he was asking the.

interview he's like you never give me my. [ __ ] props if you out if and then the. interview is like bro if i was like 30 i. would knock your ass out with [ __ ] like. that oh yeah yeah he hates that. interviewer no but but what happened was. he ended up. getting uh head butted by him yeah and. then when he came over to apologize. mayweather knocked him out okay for okay. if you're in that position and you're. the guy who got knocked out would you. like. is that fair to you yeah that's fair. really that's fair i got caught slipping. i don't think that's fair to me i think. it's fair no i would not let that slide. i wouldn't want to rematch no that's.

fair there's no way cause he was kind of. winning in the rounds too fam there's no. there's no rule like. if you if you go like this and and. pretend you're not but the ref wasn't. even looking though nobody said fight. it's a fight bro even if you seen the. replay the ref when he he got knocked. out he was like. like he was shook he was like oh [ __ ]. yeah but it's still a fight bro if you. get into a fight when you step in the. ring expect the worst feel me no but. it's not a street fight it's an. organized fight so you have to listen to. the ref since you now.

called it off first he was just like. everyone chill now listen listen listen. the rules only matter if you get caught. feel me get caught what do you mean the. rules only matter if you get caught yeah. that's it that's it that's the only. reason the rules are there like if you. get through rules you get the rules. that's it yeah right you can win you can. win as long like you can slide some. rules if if you don't get caught but if. you get caught then there's penalties no. i think i think uh in a real straight. fight though i can allow it if i get. snuck what do you mean lower you don't.

have a choice bro. i don't have a choice you don't have a. choice. no i got stuck at the cottage one time. really yeah cause we it was me and my. cousins we were all very small yeah and. we were arguing over some dumb [ __ ]. about basketball because we just lost. yeah yeah and then i guess he this what. this cousin had uh we don't we don't. like [ __ ] with him no more but he had. like major anger issues and all he did. while i was eating my candy he came up. to me and like slapped me at the back. like oh and that was the first time it. was i was woozy like yeah yo what the. [ __ ] is going on i felt that feeling.

before oh yeah without feeling yeah. knocked out before i never got knocked. out by i've taken some big hits because. i used to i used to fight i used to spar. with like pro fighters yeah. that's why it's low-key it's not the. best to be in combat sports for too long. yeah cause it could mess up your head. your health yeah that should mess up. your head bro okay was that was that kid. that hit you yeah what did he watch like. a lot of violent shows growing up yeah. he did he did i know he did like violent. video games all that did you ever have. like something you couldn't watch like. growing up like.

robot chicken i couldn't oh robot. chicken oh my i wish they'd bring robot. chicken back i swear nah they can't. i remember i was a kid this is the this. is the moment where i was like yo i. shouldn't be watching this why so there. was you turned the volume all the way to. three yeah so me and my all my cousins. were surrounded by like a little tv like. that and we had robot chicken and we. were just like this right yeah and a cut. scene where a naked girl was swimming. across the air do you remember the scene. i don't remember so she was swimming.

across the air just fully naked yeah we. were all like. growing up though i was allowed to watch. it loki anything i wanted okay what my. cousins weren't oh okay so my cousins. yeah they weren't even allowed to watch. spongebob bro no. okay why yeah they weren't allowed to. watch spongebob why spongebob though now. but check this out check this out yeah. it kind of makes sense if i look back. there's actually hella adult jokes in. spongebob now that if you look back at. it if you look back at it yeah there is.

i think there was one about uh was it. spongebob sucking dick or something no. no it's patrick with the hook. oh yeah with the cheese cheese yeah yeah. that one that way that's the only one i. remember though but like at the same. time like you don't know that as a kid. [ __ ] no but there's so much like hidden. the the concept of spongebob already. yeah is a little bit sauce bro true it's. talking sponge i don't know it's it's a. little bit i was talking uh how's the. talking sponge no it's it's just so out. of the ordinary yeah i don't know if you. really take it in because we know. spongebob as spongebob himself but we.

don't realize like if they came up with. a show right now with a talking. toothbrush yeah that's a that's. equivalent a talking sponge in the cfam. yeah now we view it as kind of weird. yeah cause if you if you take regular. degler stuff and then like. actually put it together yeah it's a. little bit weird like who came up with. that stuff true i have i have a theory. for someone drop though another one. crazy one crazy one ready. so. there's a theory. that mrs puff. is a criminal fan i think i've heard of.

this one i think i heard this one so i. don't know if you remember but like long. long time ago one of the earlier. episodes when mr krabs fell in love with. mrs puff right remember when spongebob. he told mr krabs oh. no mr krabs asked spongebob what. happened to mr puff okay and spongebob. says what oh she doesn't like to talk. about it she doesn't like to talk about. it right so as we know mrs puff is the. driving school teacher the boating. school teacher spongebob always goes to. her he always gets messed up on the test.

and then causes trouble like even gets. her in jail right so she's used to being. behind bars right oh okay now check this. out now one episode do you remember. where she let spongebob slide she was. like you know what i'm gonna just give. spongebob his license so he doesn't have. to bother me anymore right now. mrs puff. says this line listen to this let me. hear it i'll have to move to a new city. start a new boating school with a new. hold on listen that one more time i let. him slide through school i'll have to.

move to a new city start a new boating. school with a new name. no. not again. so check this out check this out right. so i think in one of the episodes they. actually showed mr puff oh dead so mr. puff got turned into a lamp remember. that you remember that yeah so the. theory is that mrs puff oh remember that. episode where where she wants to go. steal spongebob's um car she put on like.

a mask the mask. i still got it yeah remember she was. used to it she knows how to steal and. she knows how to do crime yeah so theory. goes that mrs puff. she killed her husband sold him off for. money to start her boating school so. sold it off make made him a a lamp. and she was able to get away with it by. moving to the bikini bottom from the. different city. so. also in another episode there's this. like green fish right yeah this green.

fish he was the warden of kelp city new. kelp city or something and supposedly. that's where mrs puff's actually from so. he actually showed up again at the. krusty krab. not as the warden though he pretended. that he was like a lawyer for mr krabs. what yeah so so he showed up for mr. krabs i think it was when mr krabs was. getting sued and then spongebob had that. that that suitcase and he didn't know. the combination remember that episode. yeah so what happened was.

he. ended up like i think he passed out or. something's like spongebob you have to. you have to be the lawyer you have to be. the lawyer okay so. why why would this lawyer come to mr. krabs say i'll be your lawyer for free. he said i'll be your lawyer for free. i'll i'll represent you for free mr. krabs okay and then all of a sudden. something happens to him and he tells he. gives the job to the most incapable. person aka spongebob yeah so the theory. goes that. he because he knows mrs puff is in a.

relationship with mr krabs okay he's. doing stuff to sabotage their. relationship and get mr krabs in trouble. because he's the warden of that old. prison it's literally the exact same. fish oh okay so he hired wait he hired. spongebob so he can win the case no. cause or he can lose the kill he can. lose it because he he had the suitcase. remember he's like. you have to defend your boss you have to. defend your boss i can't do it because. he like passed out or something right. and gave it to spongebob the most. incapable person so he sabotaged mr.

krabs to lose damn. so it all connects back to mrs paul this. is puff because she was from that jail. she probably escaped or she just wanted. in that city yeah. he's the only one that knows yeah oh. also i don't know if you know uh puffer. fish right you know how puffer fish they. can change shape so like. yeah mrs puff she's always big right. yeah but there's one episode where she. shrunk down like a regular fish like one. of those skinny you know the oh my leg. fish right yeah yeah yeah yeah she looks. like one of those fish so she can.

actually change. change her appearance yeah that's how. she got away criminal that's how she got. away bro yeah you know why um. she probably wan started a boarding. school why why she has so much cars to. flee from so it's like oh if this one. doesn't work i got another one or she's. just collecting licenses so now boom she. can she can fake that smart like oh he. didn't pass i'll take that license let. me get that one yeah that's smart. see but but she always gets back to jail. and she always finds a way out oh yeah.

and she's like used to it bro true. that's true like not again yeah then not. gonna lie the director made a good like. all the side characters have their own. story because what happened to pearl. yeah what happened to pearl. yeah that's true you feel me like no one. knows but back to the topic of um games. i couldn't play have you ever heard of. kill thrill that one on the ps3 no. oh no on the playstation kill throughout. thrill was like the the first game that. ever came out that had like a adult like.

uh rating kills it's real i don't know. i've never heard of this you have to. look it up you're like i would know yeah. that's why i was excited to tell you. about this kill thrill. nah never heard of it yeah so hold on. let me it's a fighting game yeah so yeah. it's a it's a fighting game and you have. to fight your way to get out of hell oh. [ __ ] like that's the whole thing and the. moves consisted of um [ __ ] slap. yeah crotch it was like crotch grab and. um i think it was like 69 minor or.

something. those were the names of the moves. and that was the first one that i think. ea gave a a bad rating on like they had. to they could they couldn't do it. who made this game bro i don't know it's. freaking messed up. messed up studio. fab. that [ __ ] is crazy it's my virgin fam. virgin virgin international. yeah so they're the ones that made this. game they're the ones it's looking sauce. already why should i have a devil head. on no you have to escape hell by. fighting your way out and the fan the. move list gets me the one of the moves.

is lily [ __ ] slap. oh and the main character is like a girl. in a nurse like a little nurse costume. yeah yeah yeah so it was weird i. remember um one of my favorite games. growing up was uh you never played this. i told you about this right. conquered live and reloaded no i i. searched it up and i remember the game i. didn't play it. it's xbox exclusive yeah it's actually i. was a playstation i was a playstation oh. what games did you play on playstation. though. rayman raymond was my raymond and spa.

spyro were my biggest ones you ever. played you ever play um nicktoons unite. hold on. hold on hold on it sounds familiar it. sounds familiar so it had danny phantom. timmy turner spongebob yes. spongebob and jimmy neutron all teamed. together bro yeah i did play this. mixture what's involved with the karate. yeah yeah yeah yeah the karate stuff it. was crazy wait was there a pokemon um. that was avengers before avengers you. know oh for sure cuz even when um timmy. turner had a crossover with um jimmy.

nuchon jimmy neutron that was big yeah. that's big for the community still i. have a i have a fairly operating series. though okay but i have a pokemon one so. so this this actually connects kind of. to the the antidepressants one i think i. told on nostalgia tripping yeah yeah but. this is a whole different side too i. never told this okay so there's a theory. that timmy turner's parents actually. died and wanda and cosmo. are his real parents that's why cosmo. looks exactly like timmy yeah yeah he's. gonna say that so listen listen so the.

lore the lord goes that he was actually. in a car accident with them so cosmo and. wanda right yeah cosmo he was the. distracted driver and then wanda was the. one screaming at him and yelling at him. they ended up getting into a car crash. yeah so they died timmy survived and he. was adopted by timmy's parents in the. show so check this out so in the show. the beginning of the show is what him. being depressed him on a gloomy day yeah. he's so depressed right yeah until he.

thinks about his fairly godparents and. why does his fairly god prince look. exactly like him yeah that's why i told. that theory that um that timmy looks. exactly like uh cosmo yeah yeah yeah but. no i didn't know the lore about it. mm-hmm that's pretty fun so it all ties. together because look look his parents. don't really care about him and they. don't even look like him they don't even. look like they look like the dinklebergs. they they're never home they only give. them trixie yeah the one who no no um. uh vicky vicky they always tell her just. babysit him like they don't care about.

him yeah yeah and then all along that. those were his real parents but i don't. know how old he was when it happened so. it's hard to tell if he actually knows. those are his real pants or not or if. like he really truly thinks his adopted. parents are his real ones oh you don't. know yeah to be to be honest they didn't. move like um his real parents yeah. because if if he's always happy and. they're granting him wishes from heaven. what do you think that's a real parent. yeah. you know what's so sad to me about that. show though is just the fact of when.

he's happy yeah his fairly oddparents. leave him when he's. wait they left him yeah once he's happy. they leave oh and then when he's sad. they they're like oh do you want to win. no not even that they'll leave his life. when was this then you don't know that. no in the show remember remember that. one episode where chester. yo i don't know if you back this chester. right his friend he was like he was like. almost homeless he lives in a trailer no. the other guy with the braces oh yeah. yeah yeah yeah he lives in a trailer he. was loki's super poor.

remember yeah yeah he was like working. on like he was making his own food in a. farm right so check this out. so the the whole philosophy there was. even though he's like super poor and. he's living in such a hard harsh. condition. the fact that he's happy means that he. won't get fairly oddparents so everyone. in that generation in that like universe. who's happy yeah if you're happy you. don't get it so you will you only get. fairly oddparents if you're really. depressed that's why mr crocker had them. mr crocker had fairly odd parents you. didn't watch the show bro i didn't know.

no fairly yeah yeah yeah really all. parents i thought he he was against the. fairly odd parents or am i no that's why. he believes in them because he used to. have them oh and that's why he's mad yes. he used to have them bro yo loki i. didn't know about any of this lore you. didn't know about this lawyer no this. made the show so good crazy i didn't. remember the show so good yeah but today. i was looking out for for pokemon. because i wanted to come with some some. nostalgia yeah and then i searched the. remember the lavender town but then i. literally searched up the lavender town.

theory and who's the first one is me. i'm like yo what the [ __ ] is me on. screen it's really like and here's. there's the lavender theory. but i have another one though it's a. dark one yeah so do you know about the. band porygon episode. yeah i do i heard about this i heard. about this but yeah so i think um it was. a new anime series that came out and. then uh uh everyone was everyone in. japan was so hyped for it so everyone. gathered around their their television.

right so for the most part the show was. calm like all it was was ash ash and. then friends were just going around and. trying to stop a virus that team team. rocket started right so i think once. once it got crazy at the at the end they. were getting shot at missiles by i think. the opponents yeah and team rocket yeah. by team rocket and pikachu shot i think. the thunderbolt at them and then there. was a strobe light that caused like uh. what do you call this epilepsy yeah. vomiting and like whatever else like.

they call stomach this episode that. episode was banned in america banned all. over asia for that reason because it. caused so many seizures when it aired. they are live there's live i don't i. don't think they had they had a porygon. episode after that like i think they. just had to cancel the whole thing just. porygon that pokemon itself yeah that. porygon i don't know how you say it i. don't think i've seen porygon ever. exactly i've never seen porygon in like. the anime itself ever he never had a. main character moment after that maybe. because he's unlucky yeah damn but it.

wasn't porygon who started it it was. people i know i know but it was like it. was connected to that. episode but yeah i get like he took out. i mean pikachu's thunderball took out. 700 people. yeah like that was the estimated from. ranges 50 to 2 fam pokemon already has. like some super adult themes on it yo. yeah pokemon fam i think it had one of. the saddest movie animated scenes in all. of history which one which was the. saddest one for you when ash died that. wasn't even that sad to me to be honest.

that wasn't that sad and then pikachu. goes up to ash no no no oh and he's like. no he's trying to he's trying to fight. b2 by himself and [ __ ] yeah okay that. wasn't that was okay because i was i. expected that ending. i think the saddest part about i think. the status part about pokemon is that. brock couldn't bag nurse joy. i think that was the one that got me. okay i have a theory for you okay. sorry it's a story hey you yeah you you. got bush you got bush if you do that.

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driving and. they made a stop and this guy named. vincent hopped on the bus right okay so. everything was chill vincent ended up. sitting right beside tim okay. tim fell asleep on the bus ride and out. of nowhere vincent reaches into his. jacket pocket and pulls out a big. kitchen knife. right and he starts stabbing tim in his. sleep in the bus yeah in the bus with. people on it with all the people on it. right so what happens is the bus driver.

freaks out he pulls over lets all of the. passengers out right. now he goes and looks to the back and he. sees. vincent over his body stabbing him. stabbing still stabbing him right so. [ __ ] so he calls for help he calls for. help the police come. and what happens next is. vincent decapitates tim's head. and he starts eating his flesh oh no now. check this out before i continue yeah. vincent is free today what vincent is.

free today fab now let me continue the. story let me continue story so. what happened was. the police ended up arresting him tim is. already dead though oh for sure lost his. head so what happens is. he gets sent to a mental asylum yeah and. his alibi or his um his reasoning behind. doing the murder he did okay he said. he got a voice from god that day that. told him he had to kill this man nah.

that's the will yeah so he was deemed. mentally ill mentally they put him into. the they put him into the mental. institute the asylum but he only stayed. there for a couple years and then he was. let go and today i think 2015 he was. released so he's roaming canada no way. free no way i'm not hopping on the coach. bus. yeah anymore with him. no cause i feel like i feel like that. excuse like goes. it's so stupid like sometimes everyone.

say oh i hear voices but that's just to. get. that mentally ill prescribed to them. because remember that guy who did the. the shooting i think one in the school. yeah they recorded his meeting with the. lawyer and he was he was trying to be. mentally ill like he tried to act like. it but but the lawyer was too sorry to. get let go he didn't get a lot let off. easy yeah he was like the voices they. always say the voices the voice is. telling me but is it really the voices. fam like no i think some people really. do oh yeah some people are really. mentally ill exactly but then there's.

some people that they're like. psychopaths sociopaths yeah plan ahead. so we'll plan ahead like okay what's my. backup if i don't want to get put in. this position how am i going to get out. exactly but no lie i hate hearing these. stories like especially the local ones. because it's it's until i hear it then i. become aware i'm like oh [ __ ] he's on. the loose now yeah yeah wait i feel like. you'll never know though that's a thing. you won't you'll never know because you. can never. it's not like we have a wanted bars when. you walk around exactly walk around the. world.

everybody looks the same exactly. everybody looks the same and you you. could easily be disguised right that's. why i was like the i hate. i don't know i just hate. i don't know if it's weird but i hate. learning new information because it's. like the more you know the the worse i. don't i don't you i think that's you. because you take it too seriously i take. it too serious like i'll think i'll see. a ghost story and then i'll be like [ __ ]. now i know it it's in my brain that's. all i'm thinking of for the first like. three days really yeah that's why i. can't watch a horror movie wow it's very. hard for me wow i like anytime i take.

something in i just let it go like i try. not to think about it but it will come. up at the most random times see no just. like a dream i feel like i feel like my. dreams are just like that i'll i'll. watch like a scary movie but it won't. scare me like in the first couple months. it will scare me like later down in the. year i swear to god no you you have i. think that's just a problem of. forgetting [ __ ] you just have forgetful. life no i don't forget i remember a lot. i remember so much but i remember it. fam so remember that remember parasite.

yeah for sure remember that scene where. the guy he's like at the top of the. staircase. and he scares the kid and the kid. thought he saw a ghost oh yeah right. yeah so check this out so that was run. through your mind no i had a dream fam. okay i had a dream. of the exact same type of feeling and. the exact same vibe so i was in like a. basement i was opening doors opening. doors walking through call walking. through all these different hallways. right okay almost like back rooms yeah. and i found this staircase okay so i was.

walking through and you know that. feeling when you feel like you're not. supposed to be there yeah so i had that. exact feeling right there okay so i open. this door. and i see the staircase i walk up. and then i see. this asian guy like peep his head out. like this oh no damn my. i woke up like on the spot. i woke up and my heart was beating like. this my heart was beating yeah yeah so. check this out uh-huh i had that dream a. night before we ended up going to this.

cottage yeah and. what did this cottage have bro. oh i. had all of the all of the bunks and the. the bedrooms in the basement oh and you. had to sleep there so that's what i did. so everybody else slept in the basement. i was not trying to sleep there bro i. was not trying to sleep there bro so i. slept in the in the in the top floor. beside the kitchen just on the couch. that's how scared i was yeah i was that. scared. i think that my cousin always does this. but whenever we stay at somewhere else.

or like because we were in pennsylvania. right and i guess this was just after um. our cousins pranked us like they were. knocking on the windows and [ __ ] yeah. because we were away from everything. else but he loves to search up like. recent murders in the area in the area. why ghost stories i don't know and i. asked him he's like i don't know it. makes it more exciting i'm like you are. weird makes him more exciting yeah it's. like you can't sleep after that he's. he's the type that gets killed first in. the horror movie and loki he would be. okay with that he would be like oh. that's why like kill me oh no he's weird.

bro he's weird maybe maybe the ruta. bloodline is just weird like that. yo gavin's been telling me more and more. stuff about it every single day but i. have another local story this is. downtown toronto downtown yeah have you. ever heard of the leaping lawyer of td. center no. wait wait wait wait. wait wait is this is this a atrium or no. no this is not it's okay okay that's not. atm this is um i think this is by like. [ __ ] i think the bay yeah you remember.

there's a big td center right so there. was a lawyer i forgot his name but there. was a lawyer who was showing people. around his office. right and i don't know why and this is. on the 24th oh i know what happened wait. i thought this was an atrium though it's. not the atrium it's not the atrium oh. [ __ ] no so there was it was he was on. the 24th floor yeah and then he was like. to test though how the windows he was. going to show how str uh like strong. yeah i remember yeah so he went full. speed and and ran into the window. and cracked the window like he fell off.

and died and so like the urban legend. says if you go into that 24th floor yeah. don't go close to the windows because. you'll see you'll feel a little push no. yeah you'll feel a little push like into. the window. yeah because i think it was like take. your kid to work day oh i swear or like. yeah yeah and then all of the all of the. students were there to see what it's. like to work there and he's like yeah. these these windows they're suicide. proof suicide proof. but why would he run into it though like. that's just to show them it and test it.

yeah but you can just easily go like. this i don't know why you did it though. that's crazy that's like at the casino. and you see a bunch of kids and you just. throw down hundreds just cause you can't. that's actually messed up that's showing. off until like you can't know more do. you think what if what if he he had. plans oh that day what if it wasn't what. if it wasn't suicide proof and he's like. all right all these kids i haven't seen. are watching. well what if he's like yo i wanna go out. and and traumatize these kids for the. rest of their lives yeah all of those. kids would be traumatized i would be. traumatized if i saw that i'd be like.

holy one one of my first days one of my. first days on campus at ryerson yeah i. saw somebody that jumped off the eden. center you're lying yeah you're like. very top of the union center the first. day of ryerson one of the first days i. think like my third day there holy yeah. and then well i didn't see him jump but. i saw. oh my god. i swear like in uft. you know that bridge i think. uft has that that bridge where. it was said that a lot of people started. jumping off it so now in the bridge they.

have no that's not ufc what was it. that's not there's a bridge there. there's a bridge. it's it's nearby the dvp somewhere no or. it goes over it goes over something in u. of t because uft is known for like their. strict thing and they have really bad. mental health like rates like suicide. there's two there's two then there's two. bridges there's two bridges yeah cause. there's one i think it goes over the dvp. or somewhere around it and. what happened was there's actually a. mental institute like down the street.

literally down the street from this. bridge right so the first bridge you're. gonna try and jump off of is that one so. originally they didn't have any barrier. no nothing yeah and throughout the year. there would be. tons and tons of people bodies dropping. onto the road. while people are driving right. so what happened was they ended up. making like this barrier around it to. stop people from jumping yeah and they. made it super nice so they put like led. lights and all of this stuff so it's. like um what do you call this softening.

up so it seems like they did it for um. for like aesthetic that's correct but. it's really because all of these people. were committing suicide that's [ __ ] up. but i saw some some deep [ __ ] on the. dark web too like it's about suicide and. [ __ ] too cause um there would be a. pop-up that you would click and it's. called bad satan i think what the [ __ ]. right right so it's a website where it's. like kind of like back rooms your person. will pov walk through a hallway yeah and. literally it'll show videos on the sides.

of people getting abused people jumping. off suicide and everyone say says that. if you go on it by the end of it you're. gonna be mentally unstable what the what. is this for i don't know it's the dark. web it'll pop up it's just like dark web. [ __ ]. makes no sense right like why do people. like this stuff i don't know and at that. you know what was the craziest thing i. think there's like um some on your on. your computer like your mac it's called. like mouse penguin or something and like. you have you'll have the. uh the mouse control itself like it'll.

be a penguin controlling your mouse and. you won't have control over it no more. wait a penguin controlling your mouth. yeah it's like i used to have one but. it's spongebob see but that's scary like. what if what if that spongebob turns. evil one day and just. you'll never have control over your. computer again no i think it's just for. fun bro i don't think oh that's scary. you never you never seen those like uh. the different cursors like they have the. rainbow one that goes like that you know. but it's scary at the same time because. [ __ ] on the dark web like it'll control. your mouse yeah click on [ __ ] and like.

expose like everything no because i know. this software and there's like hacking. tactics that people will take control of. your computer all you have to do is like. put in like a password or accept. something yeah even through an email and. all of a sudden they can control your. whole. desktop yeah remotely that's what i'm. saying like they can open files they can. send files they can email whatever yeah. like remote leaf app. there was a scary part i think it was. like a week ago when a thunderstorm hit.

and i think the power went out and then. all the all the wi-fi's on the on this. on my street yeah were getting changed. like the names oh wait no no it was it. was because i didn't see mine anymore it. was something else no we got changed. yeah it got changed and then right as. the power went back it got changed again. what was the names though was it like it. was like i i don't know it was like um. [ __ ] i don't know but none of them i. recognize. interesting interesting yeah. there was a stupid there's a stupid like. theory going around during the.

coronavirus. so. people said that. apparently if you had like an android. right yeah and you go to bluetooth. settings you know how androids you can. really like modify yeah and you can like. really change uh certain device settings. right so you can open up like um creator. settings on a device or a programmer. settings whatever yeah now they said. this was their claim it was so stupid i. don't believe it. but. apparently. if you had like a vaccine fam yeah if.

you go to like bluetooth and then like. the special bluetooth yeah you can see. like. different. uh frequency codes what of only people. that are vaccinated so like you can go. like this and be like oh he's vaccinated. if you had an android yeah you bro. that's what they're saying i don't. believe it i don't believe it. you know the montclair trick what's the. mongolian so if someone has a montclair. jacket for everyone who wants oh you can. scan it but yeah. you have to test it like an original. montclair jacket it'll come up it'll.

show you just tap it on your phone no. you just scan like the montclair logo so. it'll be like this oh. yeah yeah yeah they should just do that. for everything yeah. but the problem with that. even like uh the the replica makers. they're gonna find a way to do it anyway. yeah but if it's a reptile it's just. going to be the same number for. everybody you just remember the name. facts to be honest no one cares bro so. do your own thing yeah nobody cares. nowadays if you have fake sneaker spam i. don't think i think you can get away. with selling fake sneakers for a higher. price and nobody wouldn't realize.

because look look at stockx yeah what. stockx you know nike's suing stockx. because nike found out stockx is selling. a lot a lot of replicas yeah no loki. even though like people say that the. verified tags yeah like that's because. they can get away with it now if you. have the monopoly of saying oh we're. verified yeah now you can control the. market and you can say whatever is. verified and what isn't. like who's really checking it's the. workers how do the workers know it's. fake did you see the ebay on a little. jupiter's account nah so there's one.

girl there's one girl who always tests. the sneakers and then she's like looking. oh i seen that girl yeah yeah everyone's. like. she didn't check it like your shoes are. fake. because now she does no there's some. there's some people that check it. properly yeah for sure. you know what i mean. like not good boss yeah. yeah i watch those videos no but like. it's really like it really depends on. that person like to control the whole. market like it's true if you get paid. off exactly yeah you can you can get.

away with anything when you get paid off. bro exactly so money money is the real. superpower. [ __ ] hacking [ __ ] uh hypnotism money's. the real superpower nah. remember remember that thing you're. telling me that i saw a tic-tac-toe what. it just all goes back in the box oh that. thing. now yo after i'm not gonna lie after i. saw that video i had a whole different. perspective of life yeah like shout out. that guy okay you gotta talk about it. explain what that is no because um what. was he saying so. everyone if when you're playing monopoly. yeah like you're putting down your. houses and stuff like that you're making.

money right but at the end of the day. you put all your houses and your hotels. in the box yeah so it all goes in the. box so is it really whoever had fun. playing monopoly or whoever had the most. riches playing money i was playing. monopoly yeah exactly damn and and. that's the way i said for for minecraft. yeah i don't know i think i said it on. like a dino episode so not a lot of. people heard this one yeah i didn't hear. you so. i said minecraft right minecraft is the. best representation of life in a video. game why yeah i get that because.

minecraft there's sure there's like uh. different objectives you can do. different like um i guess things you can. go and strive for in the game different. goals beat the ender dragon whatever. right that's not the main goal but. everybody plays differently everybody. like creates their castle oh you wanna. you want a treehouse you can build a. treehouse so everybody has their own. take on it but the real winner of. minecraft is the person that had fun. playing that's true that's it that's. very true that's it this is the person. that had fun playing there's no real. winner in minecraft yeah.

oh that's great if you bag it that's. facts okay so i kind of have a theory. about minecraft how you can tell how a. kid will grow up how this is on the spot. so i when i played minecraft did you go. into survival or creative mode survival. i went into creative mode really yeah. that would have been survival when i. went into creative mode i built the. biggest houses i wanted i wanted. everything yeah yeah yeah but you went. into creative mode look how different we. are that's true no i went to survival. mode oh yeah survival mode i i went i'm.

like more materialistic i want. everything i want big houses i want cars. yeah yeah you don't want none of that. you're just like oh i want to live like. no i wanted that too but i worked for it. you got that [ __ ] for you just you just. press inventory and he has all of the. all of the diamonds and everything he. needed. but me i was in the mines i was in the. trenches. in the trenches. i was fighting zombie slashes that's. actually a good theory from that i just. opened click. yeah that is a good theory actually yeah.

yo you know you know that sound when. you're in the cave in minecraft that. goes. yeah what about it you know that sound. yeah what about it so there's a reason. why they put that sound it what that's. not just like a random eerie sound to. make you scared is it to make you like. work no okay no so take this in okay. apparently when you're in caves like. that yeah you'll actually hear sounds. like that oh [ __ ] you'll actually hear. like random eerie noises in your head. because of the caverns are so deep okay.

okay yeah damn so that's a real thing. it's realistic that's a real thing so. you know the background minecraft music. maybe if you actually if you actually. really listen to the earth that's what. it sounds like. what i really do want to do though. i don't know if they have them i think. this is a miss. a miss slip from minecraft marketing. team why didn't they make records from. minecraft like actual records you know. how in minecraft you can make those. records and then play it on your music.

box oh yeah no you can you can play. records yeah that's what i'm saying with. a music box yeah that's what i'm saying. yeah but why didn't minecraft make real. physical records that i can play in real. life nah. no one's gonna listen though. yes i would no there's no you're telling. me c1108 wasn't fired nah. yo you're tripping. yourself you're tripping if you don't. think c101 was a it was a fire truck no. it was digital music fam i'ma play quick. okay bro are you tripping c12 wasn't a.

vegan you're tricking listen to this. listen to this listen to this. no this you're telling me that's not. part this this was the the original one. that's what i said oh no this original. oh my bad that's the background. wait wait hold on hold on yeah look up. the actual one you mean yeah i meant to. i meant to pick no they're all one. look they're they're all like c418. awesome they all sound the same or they. all look the same yeah that's true oh is. it this one.

no that's just the regular they told you. no but i feel like people know what i'm. talking about there's one record there's. one record that just goes. yeah that's true. no i i heard also you know what has the. best one though which one i don't know. if you played moshi monsters. moshi monsters tracks went hard bro. moshi monsters moshi monsters that's so. familiar to me with the bunny like the. volcano and stuff yeah did you you. played digimon right digimon nah i never. played it but i watched it okay yeah i. collected cards i collected everything. come on but do you remember battle toads.

too yeah. there's a theory that they made battle. toads extremely hard in the first series. yeah so when you're out and renting um. and renting a game from the library you. would do it multiple times and you would. pay more each time oh that's gonna be. the level exactly but that that's also. why they made video games like extreme. like other ones very hard so you would. always like come back and rent true or. you can just buy the game yeah but. people back then were like oh i wanna. run yeah i remember um when blockbuster.

used to have like games to rent yeah i. would have the craziest gamer score just. because every week i would get new games. and even you know those achievements. that you just opened the game and start. up a new a new level you get an. achievement thing yeah achievement. unlocked right yeah bam i would do that. like every single week for like three. different games so when my friend saw my. gamer score like yo why is your gamer. score so hard and i didn't even game. that crazy it's just i played so many. different games oh true i think the. craziest one because i was at the um rec.

room right i don't know if you go to rec. room i think he's there all the time. yeah but there's this asian man on dance. dance revolution and he's going crazy. and he's literally like he's showing it. like. and i'm looking at it and and my girl's. like oh you should go next i'm like i'm. not going after that guy like that takes. skill bro you're crazy if you think. because even i take skill even easy it's. messing me up. you know you know why i dusted everyone. in what in the in the.

lose you'll lose my reflex game is i. beat everybody i played i beat everybody. i played. me fam that'd be everybody played by. like a lot. of though like like i'm like 100 points. ahead. like there's not no close games who you. playing you're like [ __ ] who i played. soon fam since an athlete so slow feb.

you can tell he's has a bigger build so. he's not moving quick he has a longer. reach nah yeah you haven't played a. filipino small basketball player yet not. fab i played josh i played everybody bro. i could smoke josh in that too you're. tripping i probably beat you and i could. probably beat you in hoops too even. though i don't play basketball no that's. probably the union yeah that's a very. crazy statement no no because once i get. in in a program mode. trust me i'm not even shooting it's just. like i'm throwing up the ball who's that. person who has the record who literally. goes like this ah i forgot that's what i.

do one hand nah i'm stylish i'll still. beat you still enough. okay. we'll go to arcade and we'll play the. games okay. but i wonder if there's a theory for. arcades too of why they use the there. probably is like the big flashing lights. what what do you mean big flashing. lights like just to attract you and like. to keep this is the game bro that's why. it's because it's a game like you're. kind of you're trying to trigger. endorphins or or remember like uh the. thing where you have a hammer and you. have to hit i don't know about you but i. think summer is about relaxing just.

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and ad free by joining wondering plus in. the wondery app yeah that's all right. yeah maybe it's like that to keep you. playing they'll even though you hit very. hard yeah it's like like masculinity. you're gonna get shocked no it's because. it's because you keep playing to prove a. point exactly just like the basketball. thing you know the basketball hoops they. put a drone they took the drone up and. then took a look at the basketball hoops. at those carnivals right yeah the net. the rim of the basketball nets.

is an oval the ball can't even fit. through yeah. or if it can't fit through it's only a. perfect like a perfect placement can go. in do you do you know why um you can't. win in the ring toss why no i don't know. i was like asking you because you. usually know this. [Music]. the ring toss yeah because the ring toss. it looks easy but you it never it's not. easy man it's not easy it never falls. why though it's because it's a freaking. thing no a lot of these are all gravity. games it's all physics if you take a. physics teacher down to the carnival. you'll probably win all the games that's. where like rigged rigged no no they'll.

figure it out because there's actually. ways to beat it i know i know the the. latter one you know the. the latter when you go like this oh you. kind of climb. you can't balance so there's this girl. in my class before she was a gymnast. okay she's a gymnast and she was able to. beat it every single time because she. knows how to put her feet on the gravity. thing so what do you do there's certain. like steps there's like a pattern okay. there's a pattern you have to you have. to stand on because if you put your. weight too much on one thing then the. other side is going to fall okay so. exactly how to do it so do you do you.

know you don't know it i don't know i'm. not a gymnast okay i was gonna say like. do you keep it like very close to each. other i don't know i i i think you have. to be wide or something because once you. start shaking oh it's wraps yeah yeah. once you start shaking the the the. people who run the game they're like. yeah but those guys are they're pros at. it too fast yeah i think i think if if. you win too much they'll kick you out or. something like oh yeah first of all. they'll make you stop playing for sure. because i think that's their salary is. based on how much uh how much money they. oh no no it's like because you they have. to buy all the prizes too yeah so their.

their um salary is very slim no but. they're they're breaking even easy man. they're making so much profit those like. big ass teddy bears and stuff you pay. what twenty dollars for the game yeah. those teddy bears are probably five. bucks that is very true no less than. it's probably like two dollars what am i. saying this probably like two dollars. one dollar if i have a dollar fifty if. you're supposed to buy in bulk if you're. buying book that [ __ ] is cheap if you. really bag it the prizes at the end when. you collect all your tickets yeah at an. arcade are like five dollars at. dollarama but you still feel very good.

i don't know why it's like you work this. is a different currency yeah it's like. you worked for it no you know you know. why they use tickets at an arcade why. and tokens why it's because it's the. same concept they use in a casino so you. trade your money for a different. currency so it feels different spending. money because imagine let's say you paid. twenty dollars right yeah then you go. and play games imagine you're paying. twenty dollars they're putting a dollar. here 50 cents here 50 cents. a year it would suck because it feels. like you're wasting all that money away.

right yeah but when you switch over and. then you create this currency a fun. currency with a rat on it with like a. mouse and [ __ ] on it feel me when you. put that in the machine. you know you feel no ways because it's. like play money that's true yeah because. i'd be like i'll be happy as hell. getting a basketball at the end of the. day but then i'm like yo i really spent. a hundred dollars on this damn. basketball yeah exactly i could have. just went to walmart and bought this. [ __ ] exactly but what matters at the end. remember we said in the minecraft theory. as long as you had fun playing that's.

why you're there in the first place is. to go have fun for sure right that's why. that's why a lot of people get it. twisted when they go to the casino they. go there to oh i need to win i need to. win yeah obviously you're going to get. disappointed you're not you're not meant. to win there yeah you're not going to. win there i think because i i used to go. there and be like yo i have to win but. then i went with dino and he said he. said no it's lily fam it's literally an. arcade for adults yeah you're supposed. to lose you're supposed to lose once i. heard that i started losing so i think. he [ __ ] up my rhythm no but but that's.

what it is it's like you're never really. going to win because you're going to. come back yeah so let's say let's say. you do win if you win and come back you. lost oh that yo that's [ __ ] no take it. in. if you go to the casino. and you win yeah and then you leave but. you come back. you lost you lost. yo that's fire that's a bar because. because they get your money again yeah. that's getting your money again they're. not they don't care if you win like a. couple two hundred dollars fam yeah that.

means you want to come back because you. want to win another but the odds are in. their favor when you come back and. they'll take tenfold that money and then. you just lose fam i've i've heard like. um some stories from employees that work. at the casino. they said that one time a person went in. the washroom like a worker yeah and. there was a up all the prostitutes used. to go in the sink and bathe themselves. in the sink whoa yeah yeah and that was. the craziest problem yeah in vegas and. there was another one where they saw. people putting on diapers so they.

wouldn't leave the slot machine whoa so. like they put on diapers so they would. never leave to the washroom the whole. time no that's something like otaku type. b yeah they were they was locked in i. know there's some people in japan that. do that in um in internet cafes that's. all they do they just game their game. their life away on yeah on an internet. cafe yeah have you have you oh you. haven't been to the philippines yet no i. haven't if i ever take you to the. philippines i have to take you to one of. those computer gaming cafes family yeah. this that's on top like those type of. things but they would their their game. there is dota back then and my cousins.

would always pay like 25 cents for an. hour right yeah we would just be in. there grinding i didn't even know what. dota was i swear i was just looking at. the screen and i was like yo this is. funny this is addicting the experience. everyone was locked in with you yeah. yeah i feel you i think games only hit. when when you're with friends now but. they're with friends for sure unless. you're playing like a campaign game no. even can't i never played a campaign. game those are my favorite because i. like the storyline i think the only what. was the best one campaign for you oh.

that's a good one modern warfare three i. think was the best three yeah more. frequently modern warfare one is better. campaign okay i never played decided. number one. greatest campaign in my opinion really. if not that then like some of the. spider-man games like web of shadows. okay spider-man was fire too but i i. used the free world i didn't play really. the campaign oh yeah yeah yeah but the. the campaign was sick because you would. unlock like wolverine or carnage like. all these different characters or even. like tekken tekken was crazy tekken. there was there was uh campaign for.

tekken yeah you didn't you didn't know. that no i didn't yeah so i forgot the. guy's name is his name tekken yeah i. forgot his name but anyways you know the. guy with the hair the spiky hair oh yes. so there was actually like a free roam. and a lot of people didn't know but i. think you had to unlock it i think you. have to unlock the campaign yeah cause. when you play tekken it's like. yeah yeah yeah you just move around. there was actually like a there's a. campaign side no way yeah and i think we. only figured it out when we like beat. something oh so yeah you have to go. through mysteries to get it i think yeah.

i think we had to unlock it somehow but. we unlocked like a story mode too that's. right. it's like you get put in the 3d world. after 2d yeah yeah that was very sick. you're so sick that's funny but those. games are those games are my favorite. just because it's like a movie can i i. love movies you know oh yeah just like. cut scenes yeah that's true i think i. think the one that gets me most hype is. the super mario when it goes. new challenger which one is the paper. mario which one no we're in uh super. mario smash bros.

after your battle after your battle it. would be random. new player it'll be so rare. is there a theory for that. there there must be with the hand a. super smash bros yeah with the hand no. but i do know i do know like you know. mario 64. what about it so mario 64. there's like um. there's like these speed gamers right oh. yeah that they i love watching speed. they're speed gamers and they they beat. that [ __ ] in like in like a minute man. yeah how how the [ __ ] do they do to be.

honest you have to study like the jumps. and [ __ ] i've watched it and like they. have. shortcuts for every single thing yeah. yeah so imagine you normally playing it. they have a shortcut for the jump the. run i think i think even for minecraft. two yeah they have speed runs yeah they. beat the ender dragon in like two. minutes oh yeah okay maybe the ender. dragon no but taking how hard that you. have to find like enderman you have to. like mine [ __ ] yeah and then you have to. go beat him in two minutes true five. minutes something like that they must. have really good luck too but did you. see the guy who um i do you know how.

they host like a smash bros tournament. yeah so so after he won the guy started. celebrating and he was pumping his fist. so this was like a nerd right he started. pumping his fist and he dislocated his. elbow oh [ __ ] and then he was on the. ground and then everyone was like yeah. yeah but he was like. did you ever see one of those like. gaming tournaments though like in person. i've always wanted to compete because we. went to comic con i was with josh and. denzel oh yeah and we saw like uh i.

think it's dragon ball. dragon ball fighting game when they had. like the joystick i think yeah i think. you have the gamepad too yeah but denzel. right okay i think he's like a top. ranked player in uh in the online oh. yeah he's like a top ranked player in. the online so everyone's like awesome no. no no no. no but um i think you could have won. like a it was like a kia car or. something you could win a car you could. win a car fam but we were trying to sign. denzel up yeah if that was too late but. i feel like if denzel played bro we.

would have walked out of there with a. car. i swear to god we would have walked out. of there with a car really is that good. he's that good he played twitch. streamers and beat them on their own. stream no way like there's videos of. denzel on youtube like this guy smacked. me in in in a dragon ball what yeah. and they're all like youtuber streamers. or whatever has he ever competed nah but. he should be you fam if anybody should. it's like him no lie if i have a skill. in video games i would go to every. single term imagine making money off a. video game bro that no that's crazy yeah.

you follow me i'm still waiting for that. day where there's like a game i'm really. good at too and i can just like take it. i'm telling you like i've always wanted. to join the esports team no matter what. it is yeah but i've always been [ __ ] at. video games because i don't try i always. thought i was sick at pokemon until i. played this one kid in my class oh my. god man this is one of the most. embarrassing moments of my life this guy. yeah shout out alex cervantes one time. this guy clapped me on pokemon oh bro. like. you can't you can't beat that guy. were you going into battle with him.

so like you took his team versus his. team no i had my team yeah i had my team. and then he had his team this guy was. pulling some next moves like putting my. pokemon to sleep yeah exactly because. you think you're nice because you beat. the final four no because i thought i. played a. bunch of other people like friends. family exactly i never played a gamer. like him family i've i used to watch. like these strategic pokemon players. yeah and they would go into tournaments. and no no so like they would switch out. like for weaknesses they would know. every single weakness and switch out you.

know like moves that you wouldn't think. of. but you know when you're playing the. campaign for pokemon you only use that. one move you just spam like the most. powerful yeah you just found the most. powerful you can't do that against pro. players fam i'm waiting i'm waiting for. the new pokemon because i want to see. what it's like hopefully they change up. the game mode a little bit because it's. supposed to be like 3d now like a legend. of zelda really. lowkey i think that the biggest finesse. was the 3d 3ds the 3ds. who really you remember that the flick. on the i had it yeah yeah did you really.

flick it and like once in a while once. in a while but it messed up my eyes it. makes you dizzy exactly that's the same. with vr too though like we are too long. it makes you dizzy yeah but three i. didn't really get it i i swear that was. like the greatest like finesse like. right there a three so cool. it was still cool for his time it was. cool for like two minutes. gonna make a prediction right now what. when 3ds's are considered like retro and. vintage a lot of a lot of people will be. playing in that 3d mode oh i bet you. okay because because you're gonna. they're gonna call that like the first.

hologram the first off because when we. have like hologram gaming in like 2070. we're gonna look back and through just. like yo look at this hologram so sorry. i'm just back in the day so i'm gonna. save my pink 3ds yeah pink yeah if you. didn't have the pink one you weren't. cool i had the first one so so right. when it dropped i actually pre-ordered. it the pink one no. oh the first 3ds that ever came out i. pre-ordered it before 3ds came out yeah. and they gave me like a i'm like an. ambassador okay not dead ass like if you. open it up if you open up my 3ds i'm.

proud of that [ __ ] i'm proud of that. [ __ ] thank you it says it says carlos. wiko yeah 3ds ambassador and they gave. me like 20 free games oh swear to god. that's cool yeah because i bought it. like when when nobody had it yo at my. school they used to treat like 3ds's and. game boys as like races. so if you the most powerful one if you. had the the aqua blue one that's the one. i had. the og that's the og. of course you would have. because you would be the bullies.

the aqua blue ones would be the bullies. that's like the top tier one yeah. exactly and the purple ones would be the. ones like the the nerds like you would. get made fun of the purple one because. that's the one that came out later on. that's what came out later on of course. you would have the aqua blue yeah i. should not have it the aqua blue and the. black like inside yeah it matches your. personality so well femme you ever had. the dslr though. what is that again it's the one with. just the camera not the 3ds no i didn't. have the camera one yo i have some i. have some like stop motion stuff i still. have on youtube i'm gonna link it i'm.

gonna link it no on on the ds i had the. notepads like i would write messages to. myself like what are you sending to. yourself i'll be like hey gav how are. you oh you know you know donda um what's. it called what's it called what's that. what's that music box kanye made oh the. stem player the stem player yeah this. time take this in on the 3ds right i. used to load in my mp3 music onto my 3ds. and there's actually a built-in stem. player i saw this on tick tock yeah this. is built in stem i used to play with it.

all the time and i never realized it now. now that i'm looking back i'm like. that's exactly what connie's trying to. do really it's all in the 3ds bro so. history repeated itself pretty much yeah. pretty much exact same yeah and i used. to do like uh you know about americano. i used to remix that with like like a g6. fam i was going crazy i was like a dj on. the dj i felt like you know. was in my shift i swear to god no i. never i never did that still never never. knew there was a stem player so when i.

found out about that i was like there's. no way yeah i used to i used to be the. types of even like pirate games bro oh i. had the i had the the one with the r4 r4. yeah everyone had that or even the you. know the psp could play ds games i guess. you didn't know that no i didn't i know. you didn't know that yeah psp sony psp. used to be able to play ds game spam if. you pirated it wait what yeah. what yeah bro there's no not with the. touchscreen because it doesn't have a. touch screen right obviously but it can. still. actually i think the goal did the usb go. did too right it did have a touching so.

i think maybe on the psp goal you could. use a touchscreen but on like the psp. itself you can still play the games but. it would be like a weird screen no yeah. it would like instead of up and down it. would do side to side yeah wait so you. remember that game i think it was mario. 64. the one where you have to jump. through paintings that's 64. yeah did. you can you play that on the psp yes no. you can't play that [ __ ] on the psp. yeah you have to like um. jailbreak it that's the word you have to. jailbreak it i'm actually cheese bro.

yeah. imagine fam the gamers nowadays have so. much yeah well i'm actually jealous. because. if i was like that young before being. able to play card on my phone bro. whenever wherever i am yeah that's like. the sickest feeling i'm so jealous of my. little cousins that get to play. everything and all they want to play. though is roblox i'm like yo y'all have. the best games out right now and y'all. want to play roblox that's crazy to me. no lie no light technology is getting. better but [ __ ] we're already past. that stage we're like we don't want to. play video games no more yeah you feel.

me so it's not i think i i tell people. this all the time my retirement plan is. to play just play hell of it all of the. campaign and story mode games that i. never played. grow or like right now i'm gonna play. them when i'm older so you'll just see. you on uh twitch old as [ __ ] just like. fam i'm gonna be i'm gonna be like so. i'm gonna retire from that i'm gonna. have like i'm gonna have a beach house. everything's inspiring playing games bro. i'll be playing games. that's the same. because it's sick because when you're. older you can't really go out and be.

active yeah feel me so you might as well. game. right at least you're using your brain. imagine we're all old as [ __ ] man and. you're like yo gavin cheering yo let's. play mario party today yo push left push. left. you got two 10 goes on the right goes. right. that'd be crazy that's fine that that's. my that's my retirement plan that's the. secret to hirement plan you have one or. not me retirement plan no i'm not. thinking too deep into retirement no. this is just like a fun one i had yeah. in my head like to be honest i think. retire if i think about retirement i'm. going to get sad why because then i.

would just be like damn i'm old like i. never this is one thing whenever i get. to my birthday i'm loki sad. why because like i don't want to feel. age i don't feel age ah sometimes on my. birthday's like dog look look at me do. you think i feel age. i'll lie your [ __ ] beard and you have. a marvel x-men shirt on exactly bro. exactly nobody can tell me nothing yeah. because i've always always want to stay. young fam like that's i love being young. right now that's why i moved like i seen.

like older people that still have a. young soul yeah i know and i'm happy for. them yeah you feel me. that's possible that's my goal i think i. think if you if you think you're like. you're getting older or i'm like i'm. frail yeah no you can't you can't think. the moment you think like that is the. moment the moment you become that fact. right yeah because i know a couple. friends are like yo my back hurts. already i'm like bro like you're young. bro stop talking about your back yeah. i'm trying to be like mike tyson like. still boxing and he's like how old yeah. exactly it's like late 40s i'm trying to. do that we were trying to set up a.

motive yesterday and then um they didn't. want to go because they're like oh i'm. lazy like i just want to sleep and then. i hit him with the yo corona virus we. had a pandemic and you guys are still. ducking motives. before you were you were saying oh i. want to go outside and at the moment i. said that everyone was like okay let's. go word yeah. that's a good idea that's a good idea. that that's like my uh my word you got. to eat yeah. what do you want to eat life hack right. yeah that's that might be the best thing. i ever came up with to be honest okay.

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