TIKTOKER MURDER STORY, HAUNTED TIMEOUT DOLLS, & SECRET KANYE HIDDEN - JUMPERS JUMP EP.108
Make you talk a bit more excited. [laughter]. It's true, right? Like like if you have. to take a piss, you talk more excited. Yes or no? Yes. No facts. There was one There's one. quiz Remember that same math class we. had? Which one? Um. the one in grade 11. Oh yeah, that I. imagine. Yeah, and that one that one on. the exam it took so long, but I need to. take a [ __ ] So I was like I'm trying to.
trying to finish it so fast. Does it make you smarter? Yeah. Oh, it. might have. I think it does. It makes. you. Cuz look, I'm I'm looking my best when. I'm under pressure. Some people aren't. like that, but I'm like that. Yeah. Like under most pressure, I push some. [ __ ] out of my ass and I just like. clutch that [ __ ] Yeah. I guess. Cuz I'm. like that too to a an extent. Mhm. Like if I really need to do. something and like I'm told to do it, yeah, I'll do it. Mhm. But it's like if I don't need to put the. energy in, Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to. waste energy. Have you ever choked up in.
front of a girl though? Many times. Oh, many times. That's what MANY TIMES. [laughter]. OH, THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST ONE. This was. the craziest one. So all my So me and my. boys, you know back then. what is it called? Omegle? Omegle. Omegle, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. is This is like two This is two years. ago when I just got out I'm back in the. field now. I got over the breakup. So. I've been with a girl. Oh yeah, okay. You're You're looking. You're looking. You're on the hunt. Exactly. So we were on Omegle for fun, right? The first girl comes up and and. my boy is like nah, raise it up, raise. it up. All my boys are watching. Mhm.
There's like five GUYS IN THE. [laughter]. THERE'S LIKE FIVE GUYS IN THE DISCORD. CALL. YO. The girl comes up and she's like holy. [ __ ] she's she's like bad. I'm like oh, like how are you doing? And then she. says how are you doing back? I was like. I froze. I was like [ __ ] I can't do. this no more. I dead ass Oh, really? I froze. I was like. [ __ ] I can't do this. And and I tried. to skip. [laughter]. Yeah. But she didn't it didn't skip. So. I'm there. She's staring AT ME WATCHING. [laughter]. YO, YOU'RE JUST PANICKING LIKE THIS.
WATCHING ME HAVE A BREAKDOWN and my. shit's not skipping because like I don't. know what happened. So I manually go and. I skip her. But all my boys are like yo, what happened, fam? Like. Bro, why don't you just like slow it down? Like collect your thoughts, fam? No, cuz. Omegle's it's different. Like that's. where you build your game up. Mhm. You feel me? Cuz we always used to do. Omegle runs and as soon as like a girl. come up, you don't know what's coming. next. Mhm. Like like in real life, you know you you. can pick and choose who you go up to. If. you hit that skip button, a baddie comes.
up, it's like you have to lock in now. Yo, but I think I think the real. progression though is not is not getting. better at talking to hot girls. It's. just getting better at talking to. whoever. Yeah. Is is that is that. mentality of like. deleting the idea of pedestals and. freaking what do you call it? Um tiers leagues. Deleting leagues. Yeah. That's the biggest progression, fam. Like once you can delete the. leagues and then you think everybody's. the same level, life is different.
Yeah, that's that's mostly just like you. got to know your own worth. Cuz as soon. as [clears throat] I started getting my. like my own worth, I stopped putting. people on that pedestal and I can. finally talk to people like regularly. Everyone, anyone. Mhm. You know? What do. you think was the the kicker? I had to. go through that [ __ ]. to go through that. And and and literally all those Omegle. runs, all that practice, even just. talking to a random guy in the elevator. made me made me nice at talking. Mhm, that's true. That's true. Just talking. to more people and talking. Yeah, that's. what I did too, fam.
Exactly. Honestly, I think if you can just. practice talking literally every single. day just a little bit, gosh. the way you pronounce [ __ ] the. way like your brain works in the flow, the way you can pull some jokes out, it. just gets easier and you just get so. good. Facts. And that's what podcasting does, fam. yeah. That's what podcasting does, fam. I I need to work on my supporter. interactions. Yeah. very awkward cuz after oh, thank you. I. appreciate you. I don't know what to. say. [laughter]. Yeah, ask them how their day is going. TRY TO TALK TO THEM NORMAL. What DJ. Khaled say? Talk to me normal. Talk to.
[laughter]. Talk to me normal, bro. Yo, when the. girl was talking? Yeah, yeah. She's. foreign one. [laughter]. Just talk to them normal. I know, I. know. Cuz I don't think I had a awkward. fan interaction just because I treat. them like as if they're my little. cousins. If they're younger than me. If. they're younger than me. But even. sometimes I treat people my age like. they're younger though. Is that bad? Mhm. No, that's that's very good. I feel. like cuz we're family. So even if you. see us in the streets, it should be like. family. No, it's it's it's thinking in.
my head, Mhm. is that an ego thing? Is. that bad to to look at somebody let's. say older than us or same age as us and. think of them as younger? Cuz is younger. mean less of you? Yeah. Or not necessarily? No, it does. Younger. Is that what it means? sonning someone, you don't like respect. them the same as an elder. So Damn, but. but but it's good. But that's still. respectful, no? If you can control it. I. was going to say if you can control the. respect level, like you're not you're. not talking down down on him you feel.
me? Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Because. imagine a young gun is schooling you on. something. You're kind of like oh, [ __ ]. like I should like step up my game type. [ __ ] But and he's disrespecting you at. the same time. Oh, that's where it gets. You know what though? It's just the. perception of [ __ ] It's like we I think. someone taught us yo, you should be mad. at that. Why the [ __ ] Why would I even. be mad at that or why would somebody. else get mad at that? It's only because. people teach us that [ __ ]. Exactly. Like look, if if we were if we were.
brand new put on this earth right now, boom. [clears throat]. And then we're just walking around just. human flesh and just conversing, right? There would be no idea and concepts of. jealousy and like oh, his his hair is. nicer than ours because there's already. a social norm of what's pretty, what's. bad, what's ugly. You know what I mean? Mhm. If the world was a reset, how. different do you think the world would. be? Do you think it would be better? Look, it might be. Mhm. I don't know. Like a reset like everything? Do you think Do you think we're we're.
[ __ ] This is kind of like a hot take. But do you think society's already. [ __ ] and we just need to reset that. [ __ ] Like yo, reset your minds, fam. No, I don't think so. That's on some like. totalitarian? Is that the word? Nah, you. can't take that. Totalitarian mindset? Nah, you can't, bro. Cuz that's on like 18 1984 [ __ ] right? Like trying to change everybody's minds. Oh, yeah. Why did I think about this? But it's like a weird take on what. you're saying. Yeah. So you said if the world resets, everything will be better, right? Mhm. I'm going to kind of take it into a.
dark Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. That's. where we want to take it, fam. but okay, I'm not going to say the word, but so right now society is [ __ ]. Yeah. right? But after rain, there's. always sunshine, right? Mhm. So why why like reset and just give. up on everything rather than working out. your problems and soon the society will. get better. Like we have to work on it, right? Mhm. So taking it into a dark. perspective, say committing S, right? Yeah. Committing what, sorry? Committing S, fam. If If you. Oh, oh, you mean like Yeah, if you want.
to off yourself, Yeah. So you're saying. you have all these problems right now. and you want to reset, boom. That's not. that's not good, right? You you don't. you don't Okay, I'm not saying that. I. know I I just took it into a dark. perspective. But it makes sense cuz if you want to. reset everything, boom, you're going to. have to kill off everything, right? And. reset everything. Instead of doing that, you battle through that [ __ ] as a. society and make [ __ ] better. Cuz every. bro, it's not going to everything like. it's not always going to be bad. Like. like I said, Mhm. to get better.
I agree. You got to have like a like a. good outlook on it. Exactly. Like you. can still change that [ __ ] Of course. and you can. But I think the we there's. like this um there's this culture of. trying to out-woke each other. And and. like if you if you're not as woke as. this, then you're not like this. You. know what I mean? it? Who started it? Nobody. And who's a part of it? I We're. not a part of it. What are you talking. about? Look, look, we talk about woke. [ __ ] but it doesn't mean like if you're. not woke, you're you're wack. I'm not. I'm not saying that [ __ ] Like I was. telling you before, fam, like I I've. gotten to like the rabbit hole of [ __ ].
and and thinking and then I love it. I. love that I'm more open-minded now. But. you know how I'm a person who like is. very easily winded by different stuff. and different stuff. So I see once I go. down this rabbit hole, that [ __ ] is. scary to me. Like I I literally sat in. my bed and I was like [ __ ] man. I don't. even want to do this theory [ __ ] no. more. Damn. Like [laughter] bro, I literally. like as soon as I got into the Kanye the. Balenciaga [ __ ] like I was like nah. Cuz now your mind's changed. Yeah, cuz now my mind's changed. And. then you see everything. Yeah, and I'm. reading comments Mhm. and saying oh,
blah blah blah. Kanye is never Kanye. This dude is all this and I'm getting. mad. Yeah. I would before I would never. get mad at this [ __ ] because [laughter]. I didn't believe that [ __ ] is true. But. now it's like oh, I see it and I'm. Because your mind is woke it's Yeah. [laughter]. And listen, listen. Do you know why I. got sad? Cuz I was like I don't want to. be that that guy who ends up on the. streets preaching like blah blah blah. this and sounds crazy. Like I didn't. want to end up like that, you feel me? Mhm, of course not. Nobody's going to. end up like that, bro. I know, but that [ __ ] was scary. But.
what happens when the whole world is. like that? I feel like that's bad. Who knows? Who knows? Okay, let's not. talk about that no more, but I want to. talk about this. So just recently it. kind of ties in. Just recently I watched. Knives Out 2, right? Okay, what is that? Bro, so Knives Out 2 is pretty much like. a murder mystery movie and there's this. Okay. There's this. billionaire. Yeah. And he has a mansion. Inside his mansion, he has a bunch of. like. art relics. He has the Mona Lisa. Yeah. He literally bought the Mona Lisa, put. his put that [ __ ] in his house. He has.
some crystals and stuff, whatever. But. there's this one mural Mhm. in his house. like right in front of the dining table. Yeah. And it's of somebody of great. importance. I guess you would say great. importance. Ooh. What's crazy though in. the trailer and in all the media press. and all of the articles, Uh-huh. that mural covers the face of. who it is. Take a wild guess who this. is, bro. I'm going to show you the pic. Kanye West. Take a wild guess.
Who's the mural? Is that Ye? What the hell? It's [laughter] Ye, bro. That's That's black Jesus or something? Look Look how he. So, he's painted He's painted almost as. if he's like a prophet. What the [ __ ] Yeah. And this is like a. billionaire, right? Yeah. Now, I don't want to spoil the. movie, but pretty much what happens, this billionaire, he's not right in the. head. He's a little bit more uh out. there. And he does some malicious things. to his attendants at his house at his. home, right?
Now, in one scene specifically. and it's kind of like a deep scene cuz. cuz I'm I'm a a film critic, you know, what type of I break that [ __ ] down. Yeah. There's this one scene where he. sat sits back. And keep in mind [ __ ] I. can't even spoil it. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert, ready? Okay. Spoiler. alert. [ __ ] I should I shouldn't have. I don't know if I should say that. I. don't even know if I say that. That's a. big spoiler. [ __ ]. [laughter]. So. See his uh what do you call it? His his.
position, what he's doing with his. hands? He's holding something and he has. a a glass in the air. So, this character, what does he do? Stands right in front of it and does one. of these. Now, the character in the. movie Yeah. [ __ ] I don't want to spoil. He's not. a good guy. Do you think that's on. purpose? Do you think. Is this a recent movie? Yeah, they This. is This movie was literally made like. last year or 2 years ago. What the [ __ ]. Crazy, right? bad. Like why why why? Why would they.
specifically put his face on the on the. mural? Very interesting. That's crazy. That's very interesting, Gavin, like. Yeah. No, but it makes sense like Ye as. a prophet cuz look what he's doing now, fam. He's literally battling that [ __ ]. by himself like standing on his toes. Mhm. Mhm. And and you know how we said about how. movies portray the future? Yeah. Fam, look. Do you think it Oh, this guy, he's kind of like a Elon Musk,
too. Fam, no, I I truly believe that. that [ __ ] [laughter] is going to become. whatever true. Yeah, [ __ ] But you Oh, wait, you said the Ye was going to the. the Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing like. this thing. And then also the the guy. himself ended up doing the same thing. ends up as a. I don't know. I don't know. Like who. knows? Who knows what that means? Who. knows what that means? Okay. Okay. But anyways, um there's. another there's another like celebrity. thing I want to talk about. bet. So, this has been going viral. lately. You You know what? Kai, the. streamer Yeah. Yeah, so Kai, he had. Blueface on. Oh, yeah, with Chrisean.
Yeah. [laughter]. That [ __ ] pissed me off, man. Okay, Chrisean, right? Chrisean. Yeah, Chrisean, yeah. So, a lot of people are. like, "Yo, why is Blueface with. Chrisean?" Yeah. Now, I'm not going to. say nothing myself, but I'm just going. to say what a lot of people were telling. me and what I've seen on the internet, right? It's like. there's a theory. Yeah. The reason. Blueface is actually with her isn't. necessarily because he's so in love with. her, he's so infatuated with her, and. it's a good relationship. Yeah. There is. some things that happened in the past. that show it's not a great relationship.
Cuz a lot of you guys don't know but did. you know. Blueface actually assaulted her? Yeah. And there's video proof. She actually. went on social media showing her face, this and that, right? Now, the theory is the reason she's. still with him Okay. and he's still with. her Yeah. is because he can't leave her. She's not going to let him leave her. because she's going to go to the police. Yep. And yeah, I I was just going to say. that. I'll add on to that. Blueface.
allegedly, this is what I heard. Yeah. shot a. uh shot like five people. Damn. And Chrisean was a witness. So, if Blueface leaves, Chrisean, what. do you think Chrisean's going to do? Yeah. Fam, the relationship doesn't even. look like healthy. Like it's not good. bro. That [ __ ] is toxic. That's that's a. typical toxic relationship. that's true. Well, then I mean, if you. guys look at it and look into it. yourself, there's something going on. there. I don't know. It's not an act. It's not an act.
100%. You can look back at what Chrisean. was before. Top athlete at the school. Top track runner. She was on Gladiator, I think. She was doing all this like active. stuff. Now, every time I see her, it's. either she's messy drunk with Blueface. or she's like in some type of drama. I. know, bro. And it's sad to see something. like that because it's like. now it's plastered all over social media. and people look into it. Yeah. Yeah, so. it's it's everyone's business now, you. know? And I hate how they're getting. praised the most. You can definitely.
tell how they fit the agenda of toxic in. this era Oh, that's a good point. looking We're not looking for no uh. lovey-dovey couple [ __ ] no more. YO, LOOK AT. HOT TAKE HOT TAKE RIGHT NOW. YEAH. Name me Name me a celebrity couple. that's that's promoted that's in good. hands. In good hands? Kind of promoted, the only one I can say. is Drake and India. Okay. But but that's. barely. That's that's cuz we're going. out of our way. Cuz people are going out.
of their way, yeah. But but like commercial-wise and [ __ ]. is there even No one, bro. Is there even. cuz the tabloids ain't filled with that. stuff. I promise you they're not. ain't filled with with uh the the goodie. stuff, you know what I mean? The. positive energy stuff. Why would they do. that? When when Drake Drake right now. literally dropped the most toxic three. albums in a row. And now they're Come on, man. Like we're. we're getting more toxic. Yo, you know what's crazy? So, there's a. theory You know 2016, right? There's. actually a theory about why 2016 was. such a good year.
Think about it. Every Ask anybody. Ask. anybody. Everyone's like, "Yo, 2016 such. a good year. 2016 such a good year, right?". Yeah. All right, remember XXL? Oh. What's the best XXL? 2016. Can't be that year. Right? Come on. Can't be that year. Lil. Uzi, Lil Yachty, you guys already know. 21 Savage. Anyways the theory is the. reason the energy and the vibes and. everything that happened that year was. so good was literally because of the. music we were listening to had a high.
frequency. Yep. And it was good energy and they're. talking about things. that were fun, that were positive. They. weren't violent. Maybe you had like 21. Savage in the cut sometimes, but listen. to like look, Lil Yachty. Remember when. he was going crazy with DRAM? Yeah. You know what I mean? Exactly. Oh my goodness. Exactly. And. and a There was a girl on TikTok, she. she made a really good point. If you. think back at that time, who who was. still popular? Like Tyga and stuff, you. know? And what were they talking about? They were talking about club songs. What were the club songs? Um Yo, the.
club songs were all upbeat and they. They're just talking about like [ __ ]. having money, having fun, blah blah. blah. Now you go to the club, what are. they talking about? Drugs, sex, They're talking about pulling bullets in. in your ops, bro. What the [ __ ]. Drugs, sex, money, man. Yo, we're. turning up to putting bullets in our. ops. That's fun. But 2016 is going down. Yeah, that's the. Yeah, yeah, that's the [ __ ]. [laughter]. That type of [ __ ] right? But now we're talking We're literally. talking about people bleeding in the. streets, right? And we're we're turning.
up and drinking to that? That's so true. What do you think's going to happen to. our frequency? What do you think's going. to happen to every the population as a. whole? What. what happened? This is true. What. happened? What? We're We're [ __ ] up. now? Violence. Right? Yeah. Crime has risen. a lot. Like this is real stats. You can. look at the years before and the years. now. Do you think it directly is impacted by. music? That and that's scary to think. cuz it's like, "Oh, now they don't even.
have to control us by this. They can. just change up what we listen to now.". And that will trigger our body for some. reason. It's crazy. So, it's like, do we start listening to. Yo, because look, [laughter]. if if I don't if I talk to a person who. never listens to rap, only listens like. Taylor Swift, they're probably like the most. drama-free like positive person. sometimes. Or you If you talk to somebody that's. like super artsy, what do they listen. to? And Usually artsy people, they're not. really like dramatic or like get into.
problems, right? They're usually in. their own zen mode. And what do they listen to? They listen. to like what? Steve Lacy? [laughter]. Yeah. And then please Tame Impala. Tame. Impala, Steve Lacy, you have no You have. no problem. You know, like y'all. [laughter]. Y'all are living, bro. Like. [gasps]. Y'all smoke a J and then just like. paint. [laughter]. And you know what's crazy, too? It's. it's crazy that that rap has You know. how it's it's usually in. certain type of neighborhoods. Mhm. But. you get that.
what you see now is like all the people. in the suburbs fi- talking about ops, talking about shooting someone like. Yeah, everybody wants to look up to. that. That's fam, that's how you know it's. working cuz you know how Gucci you said. they're catering to the rich people and. the poor people. So, that's how they get. them. Mhm. Fam, what do you think rap is. doing? They have that that people and. the other people that don't even live. that life or that lifestyle. Yeah, and. then now they're looking at that. lifestyle. And they they can get.
involved and and they're going to get. like killed, fam. I know, bro. But. that's how it is, fam. Like whenever. something. if you even look at This is kind of bad, too, but I love film. But if you even. look at. Yeah, if if you're looking if you're. looking at movies that are super. violent, you know what I mean? Sometimes. you might it might make you a little bit. more violent. Who knows? Exactly. Who. knows? But it is I'm not going I'm going. to say this. It is very much up to that. person and their maturity and knowing. that they can listen to it, they can.
consume that content without being, you. know, reckless. I know. And that's. really important. I think that's just a. message I want to spread right now is, "Yo, you Everyone watch Everyone's free. to watch [ __ ] like enjoy enjoy. everything. But just keep in the back of. your head like maybe some things aren't. the best for me." I know, yeah. And they'll and they'll put it right in. front of your guys' face. Yeah. Remember. you asked me uh before why they do it? Mhm. It's because um. uh. The karma. Yeah, exactly. You saw that.
Tik Tok, too? So, I seen that um these. satanic groups have something called, I. think. it's something about karma and how say. put in scenario, you feed someone water. Mhm. and it's poison in it and you give. it to them and they drink it, that's bad. and then there's going to be karma on. you. Mhm. But cuz you didn't tell them. Because you didn't tell them. But if you. say, "Oh, I poisoned it." before you. before or give like a subliminal hint. and they drink it, there's no karma on. you. Yeah, you And this is the crazy part. This is the crazy part. Yeah. Lil Uzi. OH MY GOD, BRO.
NO. is so sad, fam, but like. Yo, remember Lil Uzi was on stage like, "Y'all heard a million times. Like y'all. are going with me.". Yeah. No, oh my god. how that I I. Look into that video, the Lil Uzi on. stage like he's saying He was pretty. much saying like you all are all going. to hell because you listen to this song. And I'm like, "Whoa, shit.". Yeah. And like everyone's like, "What. the fuck?" Yeah, but what happened. after? Everybody's just still turning. up. [ __ ] I played that song a couple.
times afterwards. And that's kind of. [ __ ] too. But you just got to like. protect yourself, you know what I mean? You got to protect yourself. And the. craziest one I seen, like this is like. in front of our face. Like I don't know. if you saw Ellen DeGeneres at the. Grammys when she's handing out pizza, right? OOH, THAT'S [ __ ] SO, SO I don't KNOW. IF YOU GUYS IF you guys heard about what. Jeffrey Epstein's Island, right? And. there was people accused of it and. Ellen brought in a pizza guy and whoever. she gave pizza or called out was. supposedly at that island. So, You know. why? Because because the code word for.
for uh Ah, [ __ ] I don't know how to say. it. The code word for having. sexual stuff with pizza is pizza. No. Yeah, that's the word. And and they call. it The code word is actually Pizzagate. Yeah, I I heard Pizzagate. what it is. Oh, what the [ __ ]. So, yeah, going to back where you were. saying was handing it out to. celebrities, the celebrities he was. handing it out to were the ones he. remembers that indulged in pizza. Yeah. Yeah, cuz why would she randomly called.
out Harvey? Yeah, Harvey Weinstein. You. know why? You know why? Yeah, because he was he was accused, fam. Harvey Weinstein, he was literally. charged with freaking uh assaulting his. actresses. Like getting young actresses. and telling them, "Oh, I can make you. famous. I can make you famous, this and. that." Holy [ __ ] And you know what's. crazy about Harvey Weinstein, you know? Why? Did you know he has a really [ __ ] up. penis? Huh? Yeah, [laughter] that ass. Time out. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. You did research on. that, Bubba? No, no, no. I heard this on.
Joe Rogan, actually. Okay, okay. So, [laughter] so pause. Pause. Pause. No, no, no, but Harvey Weinstein, Yeah. his his piece is actually messed. up. Like he has like a like a ogre pee. Oh, no. No, listen. What I mean by that, I think. he has like I forgot what the what the. disease is, but it's you can imagine. freaking um like a ogre. Like I. [laughter] don't know how to explain it. Like. I think it's gangrene. Is it gangrene? Let me show you a picture of it. Let me show you It's green? That [ __ ] is. wild.
Let me show you a picture of this [ __ ]. is though. Then you'll get an idea. [snorts]. Let me see. SOME [ __ ] LIKE THAT. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. That's what I'm. saying. I don't know exactly if it's. that, but go You guys can Google it for. yourselves. Yeah, but what if, bro? Yeah. The theory is what if that that was a. punishment by God? Or that was a. punishment. That's his karma. Because he's been doing that. Well, thank God for doing that. You know what. I mean? Like he's like, "Yo, you keep. You keep doing this evil [ __ ] to to. people. Let me give you this, yo." [laughter] Oh.
my goodness. And then now like when he. What was it now? That [ __ ] looks What. the [ __ ]. do it no more with no one. Exactly. No, thank God Thank God that You know. what I mean? God works in mysterious. ways, though. That that that's Did you. watch the Jeffrey Dahmer one? No. Where So, the the last the last episode. is My God is a revengeful God. And this. whole guy was He he's a cat He's I think. he was had a close relationship with. God. Yeah. And you know how God says always turn. the other cheek. Mhm. And one of the. last scenes where I'm I'm going to spoil. it cuz I'm pretty sure everyone saw it.
Jeffrey was left in that prison cell. with him now. Oh, [ __ ]. And And the whole time Jeffrey was. making fun of these dudes. He's like, "Yeah, I get fan mail. I get fan mail. I. love doing this shit.". Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, he's finally like, "Oh, I had a I had a talk with God. yesterday and my God is a revengeful. God." And he Oh. He took the the weight, slammed it on. He did everything and and that's what. that's what happened at the end. Like. that's how he died. And he killed. Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, and and I'm sorry. I'm sorry Jeffrey Dahmer. He killed.
Jeffrey Dahmer. And in that moment, you're like, "Oh, like you finally just. like you kind of thank God for doing. that." But it's like oh, weird. It's kind of sick It's kind of sick, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. don't want to You don't want to do it to. that, but he's so bad that you want to. do it with that. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of That's kind. of true. I feel you. Yeah. It's that type of thing is like when. when somebody's evil, do would you want. evil done to them? Ah, it's hard to say. kind of like they they asked for it, but. Yeah. You know what? Like I wouldn't want to. be the one to do it, you know? Exactly. You don't wish death on no one. you don't wish nothing on nobody like.
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Think about that. Mhm. Who are you going to cancel? Who are you. going to cancel? You can't cancel AI. That's already on the list. Think about that [ __ ] So, like if if AI. Let's say you just put in Let's say you. just typed in something random, right? Yeah. Just something realistic, blah. blah blah blah. And then AI created a. very offensive image. Yeah. Who's to. blame? See, First, obviously I would say. AI. But why? Because it generated that. picture. No, but the AI is just.
generating what reality is. Oh, think about that. Wait, but but is there. a person typing in what to No, cuz cuz. the person will just code it to take. from everything. Okay. me? So, it's literally just like. what the world is. Oh, okay. And then. what shows up. Yeah. You get me? So, if. if you type something in and it pops up. something offensive, who's to blame? Do you blame. See, [laughter] see, there's I think. there's three, right? There's three people that you can blame. Who? AI, the guy who made that AI The person.
that typed it in. The person that typed it in or society. in general. So, if if you blame society. in general, yeah, is it even offensive. anymore? Because if. It's not. [laughter]. Exactly. Because it's like what what Kanye said, if there's a marathon and everyone. believes it, then it's it's true. like a paradox, right? It's a paradox, yeah. Yo, think about. that [ __ ] Wait, so oh. Also, I had. another mind-blowing moment. Yeah. So, I was thinking, right? You know how every single time we Let's.
say we think of. a crazy character. Yeah. Or let's say you're you're drawing a. picture. And then let's say you create. that character. Oh, this person has like. a a family, this person has a job, blah. blah, this what they do, right? Now. going back to generation of AI. What if. every single time you generate something. like that, Okay. it creates a universe. in itself? Cuz the way I see things is what if. every time you think of something of me, right?
Yeah. Let's say you think, "Oh, one day. Carlos is going to drive a fancy car.". Okay. What if you created a reality. where I did have that car? What if every. single perception Uh-huh. of somebody. onto another person, they create a. different reality, and that's a reality. that could be that could come true. So, it's like um manifesting through. computers? Yeah, what if it's. manifesting? Now, what if you did that. to like a whole population of people, Okay. would the manifestation be more.
powerful? So, if I convince the whole. world that one day I'm going to have. this yellow Lambo, y'all will see me in. this yellow Lambo. But I convinced. everybody. And then in their head they. visualize it. They see it in their brain. what's going to happen. That No, that. makes sense. That makes sense cuz if you do it. yourself, right? You're creating one. dimension, you're putting that one. dimension in the. Yeah. But fam, if you have If you have. millions of people, then then there's a higher chance. It's. like percentage. Like you get fit more.
way more percents of dimensions like for. you to jump in. Yeah. So, we already. know manifesting is real. Yeah. Is there a way to make the whole world. manifest for you? Think about that. It's for you. Think. about that. And you think there's anybody taking. advantage of that right now? Taking. advantage? [laughter]. Who do you think? Do you think there's a. person? No, but I think personally. whenever a fighter comes up or whenever.
like somebody super famous or. Yeah. somebody They What do they always. say? They always say, "I'm going to be. the greatest. I'm going to do this. I'm. going to accomplish this." They say it. out loud, right? Mhm. Now when you say it out loud, there's a lot of people that would hate. Sure. But the people that do, they would. create that reality in their head, and. they would see it, right? Yeah. Bro, I think about it. Like look. at Conor McGregor. He said, "Oh, I'm. going to knock him out second round.". What happened? Oh, [ __ ] second round he. knocked him out. No, he predicts a lot of [ __ ]. He He predicted a lot of [ __ ] But what.
if because we were listening and we. visualized it, we manifested it for him? So, he like used us to actually make his. reality. Yeah. That's [ __ ] No, cuz. like that's like um in NBA championships. like say say the Golden State Warriors. are have the craziest fan base. Everyone. in the Bay loves the Warriors. You know. how much people every day they go in. with manifestation to win the game. Mhm. It doesn't even matter on the. players. If you guys believe in that. [ __ ] [ __ ] the team might win. Yeah. And um there's this viral Tik Tok of. this girl, and pretty much she was.
saying that her mother used to date. Bruce Willis. Okay. And she said her. mother said she knew even though Bruce. Willis was poor, even though he was he. had nothing going for him at the time, Yeah. she knew he was going to be famous. because he had this undeniable belief. Yeah. in his head that he would be and. that he would be successful and that he. would be in all these movies. And that faith alone brought him to what.
he was. No, you need that [ __ ] cuz I. feel like it's just a it's a domino. effect. So, say like So, you're starting. off with your guys' business or your. guys' ideas and your big dream, right? So, you guys only have yourself, right? So, once you crack into that dimension. and you get more of your your guys' fans. and you guys build your fan base, what. are your fans doing with you, too? They're all manifesting success for you. That's why it keeps building. Yeah. Once you get on that roll, you can't. stop You can't stop going up because you. have more and more people believing in. you. Mhm. Cuz you only start with one,
but you just have to break that one wall. that what You have to jump in that one. dimension, and you're blessed. Exactly. That's crazy. That's true. We only had two. We Like we started with. ourselves, but we knew I remember you. told me, "Don't worry, we're going to. hit We're going to hit a million." Yeah, I told you. It's just when It's just when. It's just. when, literally. And that's all we. needed, just just two people with 100%. belief that we're going to do it. Mhm. And it got me thinking like what if. a bunch of these things all of these. like um I guess magic of the world, Yeah. magical things of the world,
whether it be uh Bermuda Triangle. Okay, Bermuda Triangle for example, Yeah. there's actually a theory on that. is it? So, there's a theory. Yeah. that the Bermuda Triangle You know. what it is? It's that little triangle. Well, it's a big triangle, sorry. In. Bermuda, where everyone gets lost. if they travel. onto or they enter this this area, they. go missing. Facts. People say they travel to a next. dimension. Just something happens, they. just go missing. The theory is Yeah. crystals.
What? Yeah. So, What does it have to do with. crystals? There's a theory that there's. crystals underneath or a giant amount of. crystals underneath the Bermuda Triangle. specifically. Oh, no. That's crazy. It's crazy, right? [laughter]. That [ __ ] No, that's why. So, this is this is actually real. Yeah. If. you take a crystal and you use um. there's like a electromagnetic reader, Mhm. it can pick up different. frequencies depending on which crystal. is there and like it has different sets.
of powers. Yeah. Now, the reason people like take. crystals and use it for their powers and. blah blah is because they believe they. can use that to channel like different. energies, different frequency, right? What if like the natural formation there. just so happen it's a lot. And what. happens with that, it kind of conflicts. with our freaking reality. Yeah. And. that's why all this weird [ __ ] happens. That's why planes go missing. That's why. people go missing on boats. And that's.
why it became the Bermuda Triangle. What. if that area is just specifically. surrounded by freaking crystals, bro? Yeah, so it's 100 But it isn't 100% that. actual people go missing? Yeah. Like. they never like came back. That's what. it is, bro. That's what it is. So, where. the [ __ ] do they go? Nobody knows. So, No, but I'm thinking like if we just. send someone to dig up these crystals, then we're blessed, but. that person might disappear, too. Who knows if it's true? This is just. like a theory though. This is just a. theory. that's why I'm I'm trying to You feel. me? I'm trying to get to the bottom of. it. [laughter].
Who knows? Who knows? But um there. there's a movie I watched that's kind of. similar to this. Okay, what is it? So, you ever watch the. movie Old? Old? Yeah, you ever watch. that movie? Yo, you never WATCHED THAT. MOVIE? WHAT'S WITH you and movies with. like one one-word titles? Fam, these. movies are the most [ __ ] interesting, I swear to god. All right, this one has. a crazy plot. So, pretty much there's. this family. Mhm. They go on vacation. I. forgot exactly where they went, but it. was a tropical island. Okay. And pretty. much they were taking a tour with a.
bunch of different people. Okay. They. ended up going to this private beach, and this guy dropped them off in a big. like uh it's a kind of like a coach bus. Bring everyone along with you. Sure. When they got there, they're having fun, blah blah blah. And they notice something. Mhm. What do. you notice? And something in the water. Oh, [ __ ] And they see a body floating. there? Yeah. And what's crazy is this body that they. seen, Yeah. it's of a person.
that was younger before. What the [ __ ]. So, what what happens is like people on. that beach, they start aging at a crazy. speed. Woah. So, there was these two. kids, right? Part of the family that. they went on vacation with. Mhm. They went and walked away into like. a cave, a cavern nearby the beach where. they were all playing. Mhm. When they. came back, they walked back, and they. were teenagers. They were old. What the. [ __ ]. something happened. I guess the the plot.
of the movie, there's certain things in. the rocks that change frequency. and make them age faster than anywhere. else in the world. What the [ __ ]. And what's crazy is the kids they. returned as teenagers, and the parents. were freaking out. Like, "What the [ __ ]. happened? What happened?". And they realized if they tried to. escape, they they go through this like. um it's kind of like a a little hallway. of rocks, right? Yeah. They can't make it through because.
it it hurts their head and like it makes. them pass out. So, none of them are able. to leave. Yeah. None of them are able. They're stuck there, right? Now. everybody's just there like getting. older and older. And a lot of them, bro, they start they start having health. conditions. Cuz as you get older, what. happens? Like you can get like bad. lungs, you can get like dementia, whatever it may be. Bro, a lot of these people they started. having really really bad medical. conditions, and they started dying. because they got older, right? Now this. is [ __ ] too. Yeah. The the two.
teenagers, they walked away, and they. were playing, they went missing again. The parents were waiting. They're. talking like, "Yo, where's the kids? What happened to What happened to them?". They walk back Mhm. with a baby. Huh? They walk back with a baby, bro. What the [ __ ]. the girl got pregnant. and then gave birth to a baby. What the. [ __ ]. What the [laughter] [ __ ] Yeah, so And. this where it's Okay, this is where it. gets sad, but the baby couldn't survive.
Yeah. Cuz it was growing so fast, and it. wasn't able to to keep up. And this was. like a an island, right? Yeah, they're. all stuck on this island. That sucks. And the plot twist, fam? This is what's crazy. The whole time, right? Yeah. They noticed there was. binoculars looking at them. There was. like. deep deep deep There's like a person on. on the hill like looking at them and. observing them, right? Now, [snorts]. the twist was they were actually sent to.
that island all because they each have a. different medical condition. Okay. Now, this is where it's crazy, right? Yeah. When they were at the resort Mhm. and they were getting drinks, Yeah. they. put medicine in their drinks. to give them. Okay. Now, every single. person had a different medication and a. different drink. Yeah. Now, when they. were on the island, everybody started. dying because of their medical. conditions. One person, their medical condition. didn't show up. And what it was,
this whole thing was a elaborate scheme. Mhm. from a pharmaceutical company No. way. to test medicine. Wow. medicine at a faster rate because they. can see how it affects them as they grow. older. What the [ __ ]. Yeah. Wait, so how. So, where does the where does the the. water aging water come from? Like No, this is like just This is the type of. Bermuda Triangle. Oh, so so the people knew that that. water ages, so they put Yeah, they they.
they specifically took like a group of. people without telling them that have. these medical conditions, trapped them. there, and then used them as guinea pigs. Yeah. to test their medicine. That is. that's crazy. I wish I watched that and. I told that to you. [laughter]. Cuz now I know the whole plot, so I. can't enjoy it no more. No, it's good though. It's good. Like. you can still watch I left a lot of. stuff out. I left a lot I didn't I. didn't spoil the ending. Is it like um. Wait, why did they go in the water in. the first place? They were just enjoying. vacation? No, it's just There's a beach, bro. It's. just a beach. And so So, after they came up and they.
the parents knew they're old, why did. the parents go in the water? No, it's. not the water that made them old. It's. literally the whole beach, fam. Oh, so. you're just staying on the island. Yeah, just staying on the island makes. you old, bro. Yeah. And I think like. certain areas are more potent, and then. ages them faster. So, when the kids went. to go to like the cavern, Yeah. like. they age way way faster than everybody. else. See, if I was if I was in the island, I. would start populating RIGHT AWAY. [laughter]. NO, NO, NO. LIKE HOW THE GUY the girl.
came back with a baby? I'm telling. everyone stay in that water, we're all. making babies, and then throw the babies. back in the water so they age, they. create more babies, and then they're. watching me. They're watching [laughter]. me like, "What the [ __ ] IS GOING ON?". THEY'RE LIKE, "What the [ __ ] is going. on?" And and they're going to see like. the medicine's not going to work cuz we. populated already. [laughter]. And and it's just going to keep going. You feel me? I broke that [ __ ] down. Dab. me up. Yes, sir. Yo. But that would make sense though. Am. I not wrong? spawning in like Minecraft like with the. eggs and [ __ ]. [laughter]. Fam, that makes sense cuz if they're.
trying to test like oh, they're trying. to kill us, you can't kill us if we keep. populating. Bro's playing creative mode. [laughter]. I outsmarted that [ __ ] No, but but on a. real, I think I heard that story, but in. a real life situation. No way. it's it's I read this before I came. here. It's like let me know if you know. in the comment something B experiment. What is that? What is that? I think it happened in um I think it's. Croatia. Let me know. And they were. testing how if a war ever happened, they. were they were going to see how people. could react without being with their. families and how they could survive on.
barely food and any water. Oh. So, this was this was on Reddit I read. And what they did was they simulated a. chemical warfare, right? Mhm. And they put all these I think it. was 15 people, these test these test. dummies. Yeah. in the back of a truck with no. food, no water. And to simulate it, they. told these people, "Oh, your family. didn't make it through the war. Your. family You your your brother, he died. I'm sorry.". Damn. they literally emotionally and. physically put them like in like a.
stressed them out, yeah. Exactly. And this was I think a it ended. because their medicines didn't work, and. they were all just left like dead. Damn. So, yeah. I think that that's literally. how that is. So, it was all just like a test to see. a test. were just like observing them? Yeah. It was all just for how people would. survive in a warfare like a chemical. warfare, and they would have to stay in. like a building. Damn. See, the problem. I have with that, too, is the people. that are in charge of it wouldn't do it. themselves. Yeah. If it was themselves.
that are doing and they're doing the. test themselves, then [ __ ] go ahead. Yeah. But they're literally take If you're. taking innocent people, especially. against their own will, that's [ __ ]. up. If you if you want to know if. anything is very sketchy, you and. someone ask you a question, "Oh, you. want to try this hot chip?" You do it. first. And and [laughter] if if if he. doesn't want to do it, don't do it. It's. simple as that. It's simple as that. Oh, yeah, here. I have I have something for. you to try, actually. What is that? I have I have something. for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So, I scoured the universe for [ __ ].
Dunkaroos, bro. I have that in my closet in my bedroom. You have it right now? Yeah. have it at Walmart right now, do they? My mom had like has like [ __ ]. Yo, did you know they sell So, check. this out. You know Showcase in in in the. mall? They sell all like the exotic. snacks. They're selling Dunkaroos. $5. for one of this. Yeah, that's $5, right? Where did she get your your Dunkaroos? I don't know. But but she came home one. day, I was like, "What the [ __ ] where'd. you get those?" And she had like five. boxes. Okay, somebody from the states.
probably brought it. Cuz you can still. get them from the states. Okay. But I'm pretty sure she got that. either from a a grocery store chain. What? So, why are they Why are they charging. $5? I could call her I could call her. right now if you wanted. Okay, anyways, they were charging $5, so. I'm like, "No way I'm spending $5. I. really want to try Dunkaroos again." So, wait, you have them? You tried them. already? And it's [ __ ] I don't know. why. It's [ __ ] It's trash. It's trash. I don't know why, but I guess they. changed up the formula. They changed it. Look at this. Hold on, I'm going to open it up. Damn, you're. going to open up? Look at this. That.
[ __ ] is so ass. Look at this. They changed the cookie. It's like white. It's like a sugar. cookie. What the [ __ ] is. And the frosting This [ __ ] breaks my. heart. This literally breaks my heart. The frosting's all right. The frosting's. all right. It's all right. I think I think the. frosting's kind of the same. Let me. taste it again. Taste that. The the the icing is different. It's. kind of the same. But this, this is a no-go. This is a no-go. The cookie used to be. kind of spicy. [laughter].
I swear to God it used to be spicy. No, I don't I don't remember Yo, leave down. in the comments if Dunkaroos used to. taste spicy. They used to taste spicy. Spice No, to be honest, I think. Dunkaroos though is one of the most over. overrated? I think cuz everyone wants it to be S. tier, but it's that that's just like A. tier. That's S tier. You're tripping. You're So, you're saying you're putting. that [ __ ] over I put I put it over Fruit. Roll-Ups. Oh, yeah, for sure it's over. Fruit. Roll-Ups is not even It's like It's like. A minus. So, so Dunkaroos is at an A, and Fruit Roll-Ups is at an A minus. That's a hot take, dammit. That's a hot.
take. Fruit Fruit Roll-Up is up there, too. we can't be giving everything like like. S. So, because it has to be even. Okay, what's your favorite snack of all time? Go. Uh what do you call this? Um what do. you call this? Scooby the Scooby-Doo. gummies. Oh, yeah? You like those better. than than Dunkaroos? Yeah. Okay, that that's a personal take. I I. wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't put that. up. That's still fire, but like I don't. know about that one. If we're talking. holy grail though, like S tier, holy. grail snack?
Cuz there's something I would put OG. Dunkaroos up there. Really? Yeah, I would put OG Dunkaroos up there. Like great snack. Damn. 100% 100%. Like. A tier, I would say A tier is like. Combos. Like the pretzel with the cheese. and [ __ ]. Bear Paws, [ __ ] like that. Bear Paws is. all A tier. But like Bear Paws is like a. B. Yeah, yeah. No, I agree with that. Oh, Pop-Tarts Pop-Tarts is like a A. tier. That's not S tier. That's like A. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, cuz we can't give. everything S tier cuz there's something. we're forgetting that's S tier, and that. just tops everything. We'll do a we'll do a tier list one day. We'll do a tier list one day. Holidays.
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description below. I I said this I said. this cuz I was out at a at an event with. like a my friend my friend had like a a. short film. Yeah. And we're hanging out. with a bunch of influencers and just. like creative people, right? Okay. And one of my friends, he drank a. lot. He low-key didn't even drink a lot. He just had like one beer. This guy was. red, though. This guy was mad red, right? So, everybody's like, "Why do we. Asians get Asian glow?". Oh, yeah. And I dropped the theory. All right, let me hear it cuz I didn't. hear it. You didn't hear it? No. The theory, all Asians have Asian.
glow. Uh-huh. It's not even a theory. This is just science. Okay. So, Asians specifically, we have. this chemical in our skin Okay. that is. more prominent than any other race. Hold. on. I'm going to say the exact the exact. uh chemical. One sec. What is it? And. just so you guys know I'm not like. pulling [ __ ] out of my ass, I'm going to. I'm going to tell you exactly who I cite. this from. Mhm. Boom. This is from Stanford.edu, okay? This is This is real. This is real.
[ __ ] You guys can use this in your. exams. Mhm. On your essays, whatever you want to use. it for. Look. Asian glow mutation may con- Wait, what? May contribute to Alzheimer's. That's. not what it's going to talk about. That's kind of [ __ ] Okay. Anyways, anyways. Nah. But the enzyme in our skin. that's prominent in Asians is called a l. d h 2. Now, it's associated with facial. redness following alcohol consumption. Okay. As we know, a lot of us Filipinos, Chinese, Viet, whatever it may be, Yeah.
we all get red when we drink alcohol, even if it's a little bit. Facts. And that's kind of like a. allergic reaction. Mhm. Everybody kind. of does get this allergic reaction, but. it's just so prominent in Asians. called Asian glow. We literally have a. term for it. called Asian glow. Yeah, yeah. And it's crazy because we're the only. one that has that like enzyme, bro. Really? That special enzyme. That's. weird that it says like Alzheimer's, though. Like, what the [ __ ] I have a. theory that the reason why we get like. that like very quickly is cuz Asians.
have the best alcohol. And. No, we don't. Do we? Asians have the best alcohol in terms of. that [ __ ] will taste like water and it. will kick you in the [ __ ] face. And. that's why we don't recognize it and we. just keep drinking we could keep. drinking. And that's why cuz if we gave. another a white person our same alcohol. and he drank three soju, what do you. think he would become? Pale, too. But. it's cuz Asians don't know WHEN TO STOP. [laughter]. AND AND it's cuz we just keep going. And. And that Why And why is that? Because we.
have the the most sugar alcohol drinks. Oh, do we? Fam, in Mexico, yo, in Mexico, they. don't even have Casamigos. It's straight. like 50% [ __ ] Like, they'll give it to. you. It doesn't taste like water. That's. why it's like you know when to stop. You. know when to stop. Asia, uh Oh, yeah. Oh, it's mixed with a lot of flavors. That's your theory? Exactly. That's why. we don't we have no self-control cuz. that [ __ ] makes us have no self-control. No, but it's also science, too. It's. also science. We have We have Asian. glow. Cuz the only the only other alcohol that.
really can uh that I know that can. really like kick in whenever is that. pink Whitney [ __ ] for the white girls. That [ __ ] That [ __ ] is the only Like, that's equivalent to soju. And that. always kills the white girls. And they. give gets them pale. Okay, Gavin's an. expert on This is not really my. expertise. I don't drink a lot. But. Gavin might be He knows what he's. talking about. drink a lot, but I'm I'm around people. who can't control. Oh, word. Word. Word. Yeah. [laughter]. But I do have a heavy tolerance. I do. have a a crazy tolerance. No, cuz I The only time I had I So, I.
had to take care of almost everyone in. my friend group. And no one has ever. taken care of me. Why? Because I have. the best self-control in the group. Yeah, you do have the Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gavin has the best self-control. For. sure, for sure. tell at my birthday party when I was. like, "Oh, fuck." Like Like, I stopped. I stopped. You could have blacked out. have blacked out. I did. out. I saw Dino. When Dino he started. going like this. [laughter]. That's what I What did I do? I said, "Dino, give me the alcohol. You're not. touching this.". Yeah, yeah. touching this no more. I think the. funniest bonding experience that I had.
with Carlos, Josh, and thing. So, my my. cousin got so black blacked out like his. feet was dragging on the floor. out. He was out like a light. So, me, Carlos, and Josh, I was at the head uh. carrying him. [laughter]. Yo, no, no. Josh was at the head. carrying him. I was at the middle. And I. was on the side I was on the side. [laughter]. We're trying to put him in the trunk. And And Carlos like, "Yo, fam, PUT JUST. THROW HIM IN." Josh like, "What the bro? HOW?". [laughter]. HE'S LIKE 200 LBS. WE'RE LIKE, "HOW?".
NAH, IT You know it's bad when you have. to do one of the 1 2 3. [laughter]. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S BAD, BRO. 1. [laughter]. You have to use it together. You have to. like make momentum. When you have to count down, fam, [laughter]. prep yourself. Nah, that's the worst. Bro. Yeah, that. Uh good good thing bro was good, though. Good thing Good thing he was fine. afterwards. Good. But fam, that's the first time. But you.
notice I don't know if you know this, but even though I'm so I could be so. [ __ ] up, I'm always there. Yeah. Oh. I'm always there. That's one thing I. rate about Carlos cuz you don't need a. lot of help. Yeah. Cuz you're helping. the drunk people while you're drunk. Yo, I was gone, though. And nobody knew. I was gone, but I was gone. [laughter]. [gasps]. But I think I think that's a thing of. like being really really. really. controlling your body. Yeah. 100%. Remember I told you like the certain. meditations you can do, even if you're.
not feeling yourself? Cuz you you can. even take this standpoint whenever. you're just not feeling yourself. Like, let's say you're a little bit anxious, you can find a way to meditate yourself. to kind of ground yourself and be. present and be a little bit more aware. and be a little bit more. I guess like comprehensive. You know. what I mean? [snorts]. Because sometimes, you know, look, even. if you're kind of groggy, even if you're. kind of just like sleeping, bored, whatever, and you wake up and you just. don't feel good, Yeah. there's a way to.
just snap in. What if I told you that's. real? Yeah, I I need that [ __ ] too, to. be honest. That's a real thing. Like, you can literally just snap in, but you. have to be able to kind of like find. what that is. How do you get that? I was. wondering like, "Okay, Carlos gets your. point. Like, how do you get that shit?". Yeah, yeah. You literally just meditate. Like, people people been trying to tell. us meditation. And it's true. Yeah. But. meditation doesn't have to be a "Om. Om." Nah, sometimes meditation is. literally just being aware of your body.
It's just being You know how they say um. "Now you're manually breathing.". Manually breathe. Manually then. Or breathe in, notice how it's cold in. and warm out. Don't you feel a bit more relaxed? Yeah, yeah. Now, you feel your hands, right? Mhm. You notice how it's a little bit. tingly. And it gets a little bit warmer and. tingly. Yeah. See, when you notice When. you notice these little things, it puts. your brain in a way like you can control. everything. Cuz a lot of the time we.
kind of move on autopilot. Literally, we. move on autopilot. I don't even think. and I pick up my phone and do [ __ ]. right? Yeah, every day. But if you move. in a way like you're so. There's a term for it, but I don't know. exactly. I just want to say like. comprehensive. Like, you know exactly. what's what's what. Mhm. Awareness. Like flow, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but like why do you think they don't. preach meditation like that? Like, they. don't push meditation out. I can tell you right now. This is. theory. What? They want us to be. freaking mules, bro.
Yeah, yeah. They want us to be told what to do, move. move here, do this, blah blah blah. Don't think for yourself so that we're. good workers. The school system was made. to make workers. They weren't made to. make CEOs, bro. Mhm. They literally I. think they literally made school so that. they can put everybody into a workforce. Yeah, yeah. I think that's why they. literally make a school so they're good. in office jobs. All right. But But shout out to you guys. who are doing it, you feel me? Cuz I.
know a lot of people downplay the 9-5. and [ __ ] like that. But it's like. without a 9-5, a lot of people can't. function. If we don't have a garbage. man, oh [ __ ] we then who's going to. take out the garbage? Everyone plays a purpose, you feel me? So, it's like even though oh maybe you. you you haven't become an entrepreneur. and you have or a CEO, you still play a. vital role in life. So, just remember. that. Yeah. 100%. Everybody plays a vital role. in life. If there's nobody If there's. nobody doing the other stuff you can't. do and nobody does it, the whole system. collapses. Exactly, yeah. And that's.
It's crazy because. the more people that wake up to it and. the more people that are like, "No, I'm not trying to be a peasant. I'm. trying to be the king." Mhm. And the. king looks down now and like, "Wait, how. does he know how to do this? How are all. these people knowing how to do this. now?" Yeah. Now what happens? Then it gets I'mma. leave it at that, though. Like, y'all. y'all have to think for yourself for. that cuz I'm not trying to get into no. dangerous talks. You feel me? I know. [laughter]. That was true. That [ __ ] scary, bro. Do you have any scary stories to tell. me? Cuz I I feel like it's been a.
minute. have. that really [ __ ] me up because so I. don't know if you ever heard of the the. cursed timeout dolls. Nah, I haven't. heard of that. No. Okay, so these are dolls, right? And. they're perched up on like pieces of. furniture and they're perched up on like. the corner of the the room and they have. their hands like this. So it's like how. you're in timeout. Yeah, yeah. So it's supposed to be a very it's. supposed to simulate like a doll in. timeout or being punished, right? Yeah. So no one knows who created this. doll. Mhm. So that's the first red flag,
but they were heavily sold in like flea. markets before and they had some weird. like um disturbing signs right next to. them. So the sign would say, "Oh, no, my. mom my mom doesn't want me. Can you take. me Can you take me for 25 cents?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like at the flea. market you see that sign and then you. buy it. and you would and people would buy it. Yeah. So a lot of people right now, I. don't know cuz your grandma or your your. grandpa might have these dolls cuz they. were they were sold a lot Mhm. uh in the.
past. So this will happen. There's a. true story where a girl had this this. cursed like a doll Yeah. and she was. sleeping over at at her grandma's place, right? Mhm. And one night she was sleeping and. you know how the the timeout doll is. like this? Yeah, yeah. And it's supposed. to represent like counting or some [ __ ]. Mhm. All she hears in the far distance a. counting up to 30. So 1 2 Oh [ __ ] Far. away she's like, "What the [ __ ] is. that?" Once 30 hits Yeah. All she she.
hears. "I'm ready. I'm coming TO GET YOU.". NAH, CHILL, CHILL, CHILL. CARLOS, this. is real, fam. And there's other stories. where people hear them crying at the. corner, right? Yeah. And you're not supposed These. dolls don't have a face cuz they're. meant to be like in the corner. Wait, wait. Do they have like stitches hell. holding the thing? Yeah, yeah, they. So they have [ __ ] like this. So once you. turn it over, they have no face. That. that's not their intention to be turned. over. And there's this video on Reddit.
where Mhm. where you can see the doll coming to. life. Nah, let me see. Let me see. girl does this. Listen. Let me see. Watch, watch, watch. There's. a full 20-minute video of it all going. down. No way. So look, timeout doll. There's That's a. doll? Yeah, so that what I'm saying it's. supposed to be a real life one. Timeout doll, right? Okay. So this. person. on Reddit, she's she's clowning it. Boom, she has it on the corner of the. room. Right?
So now. and she put a bell on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. know it's real, okay? So when she does when she goes to the. wall, let me see if you see anything. You didn't see anything? No, where? I. Oh. It moved. That's the exact same doll and. in the video you hear it ringing. You want to see it again? see. Let me see. Look, look, look. Look at it going in in. real speed. Yo. Come on, bro. That that doesn't look.
like That's like a like a ghost doll. [screaming]. No, it looks LIKE A REAL HUMAN. AND YOU. KNOW you know when ghosts ghosts love it. when they they go into real life human. beings. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they might, you feel me? Yeah, cuz if. you That's That's the thing, yo. Y'all. got to be careful of having like human. kind of features on random [ __ ] in your. home. Yeah. Cuz that [ __ ] freaks me out the. most cuz what if it turns alive? Yeah. Anything. Let's say Oh, you know the the. Santo Niño? What is that? The the Jesus.
like the LITTLE KID JESUS? [laughter]. THAT'S VERY NO, BUT THAT'S JESUS THOUGH. THAT'S NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, but I. have a funny story to tell you. I have a. funny story to tell you, bro. So this my. Tito story. But anyways, um. at his girlfriend's house Okay. they. have this huge Santo Niño. It It's like. it's tall. I want to say it's like 5 ft. Yeah. It's not small. It's It's a huge. one, right? And you know how it has like. the curly hair and then like the the. bucket hat or whatever. Sorry, sorry, the crown. It has like the. crown and then the long like uh coat,
right? Yeah, yeah. So one night he was sleeping, right? Mhm. And he went to go get a glass of. water. Okay. So he went to go get water, came back to his room. And he drank a. lot of water. Now throughout the night. he's like, "Ah, man, I have to go pee.". Yeah. Obviously, drank so much. So he. decided to walk outside. He's headed toward his bedroom door. Okay. And he opens the door. Keep in mind that Santo Niño I was.
talking about he keeps it in the room. like. like across [laughter] the house, fam. He keeps the in the room across the. house. So this guy opens the door. and what does he see? [laughter]. No, this guy just sees curly hair. THIS GUY SEES LIKE BIG CURLY hair right. in front of his face. [laughter]. He closes the door. He's like, "YO, YO.". YO, YO, THERE'S SOMETHING OUTSIDE. [laughter].
AND HE WAS SAYING HE WAS so shook. This. guy was so scared. He decided like, "I'm not going to pee tonight.". So he went back to bed, fam, and he held. in his pee the whole night. No. And you know what's crazy? Yeah. When he. woke up and opened the door, it was. gone. Wait, what? gone. Now, what's funny though Yeah. So. the next day Yeah, yeah. Time goes by. and they have his cousins over. Uh-huh. Or I think the girlfriend's cousins over.
and they're just talking, right? And it turns out the cousin came home. super late after clubbing. No [laughter]. way. And I guess where they kept it. where he was sleeping, he didn't like. it. Cuz it was freaking him out. [laughter]. So what he did, he put it away and put. it right in front of their door. Oh, [laughter] miscommunication. There was a miscommunication. Imagine you open your door. [laughter]. and you just see curly hair right in. front That's [ __ ].
Fam, I don't blame the guy. I would do. the same exact same thing. [laughter]. Yo. [gasps] Like at least at least tell. me if you're going to move like a. strange object. Why in THE HELL WOULD YOU. [laughter]. AND WHY IN FRONT OF THE DOOR? IN FRONT. OF THE DOOR? WAIT, so did they have a conversation? Did they have a conversation after? Yeah, that was the conversation after. Oh, okay. That was the conversation. after like, "Yo, I was scared of you. I couldn't sleep in. that room.". He moved it. No, like like. those stories like when you're a kid, fam, and you hear some [ __ ] you don't. want to go to bathroom. You'll hold that. [ __ ] in. Oh yeah. Have Have you ever.
like pissed your bed because you're so. scared? Okay, not pissed my bed. Have you? Never, never, never. Okay, not pissed my. bed. But there there's this one time, bro. I I think certain things you watch. are like Do you ever Tell me Tell me in. the comments right now. Have you guys. ever played a video game or watched. something too like intense and then when. you go to bed, like all you can think. about is that? Oh yeah, like. psychological movies? No, not even. psychological movies. It's almost like. it's I was playing Halo one time. Oh. And I went to bed after and nonstop I.
couldn't sleep and my head was pounding. and all that's on my mind is what? Halo. I I I forgot what it's called, but. there's this certain term for it. Yeah. It's not like a night terror. It's. something else, but it just kept. replaying and replaying and replaying. I If we're talking about video games, everyone can relate to this. If you. played Zombies uh Black Ops 2 Zombies. Call of Duty Transit. Oh, that scare you, dude? by yourself? Oh my god. The the music the. You know that music intro music?
And when you're. Yo, yo. Specifically when you're on that. bus. Yeah, yeah. by yourself and they're. running after you Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. can't. LIKE THERE'S THERE'S NOTHING LIKE Oh my. god, [snorts] that [ __ ] traumatized me. Yeah. [laughter]. Oh my god, just thinking about it, bro. I I never got scared. You know why I. never got scared of zombies? Cuz of The. Walking Dead. The Walking Dead made me not scared of. zombies cuz it made it so easy to kill. zombies. Like they would take a pencil. and like put it through their their. skull. And they're done. And they're. done. [laughter].
Damn. But that's not realistic, yo. The skull. is hard, fam. Like everything you see in. The Walking Dead, that's not realistic. at all. Like they're they're using. knives and like cutting right through. their head. That's impossible. That [ __ ]. is impossible. Nah, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] scared me. though. But But what do you call this? Um the zombies in real life though. [clears throat]. I But don't you think the zombies' head. would become like softer though? I guess. after a while. If you're talking like. we're talking freaking 10 years into the. apocalypse, maybe, yeah. But But not. like a pencil through. That's That's. just Yeah, [laughter] they would they. would like You know what I mean?
No, but zombies Yeah, like no way. zombies are going to look like that or. be that frail. Exactly. No, cuz I. literally said in All of Us Are Dead, the zombie movie I said, they literally. were stabbing [ __ ] and just moving them. out the way and they wouldn't buy it. So. I was like that's why I said, "Oh, zombies are really easy to beat." But. you're like, "Nah, that that they're way. harder." Yeah. Yo, I have this crazy. uh I had this crazy dream. Yeah. Damn, I don't know if I should say. it here. Okay, I'm going to say it here, but I'm going to say this. Please don't. Please, please, please don't take this.
idea cuz I really want to make this into. a movie. Yeah. So I had this dream and pretty. much there's this guy and he woke up. Yeah. He has kind of one of those houses. with with a forest backing, kind of like. this house. Yeah. So there's forest backing, right? Okay. Now, he decides to wake up, he. gets his coffee and he goes out to to. chop lumber. Mhm. And he gets wood. Chop. lumber, right? Okay. Cuz it's Christmas. time. Holidays are coming. Yeah. And. then his neighbor comes out. It's a. little Chinese girl. She says, "Hi.". They just say, "What's up?". Yeah. Now he decides to go cuz he has a.
a construction job. Okay. So he hops on. the subway and he waits and he's like. waiting for his stop. Yeah, for sure. And all of a sudden there's a commotion. and there's like screaming at the back. of the subway car. The [ __ ] So he goes. up and checks it out and he sees this. man like grabbing onto this woman. Yeah. He's like, [snorts] "What the fuck?" So. he goes up and then pushes him off. He. pushes him off and he sees his eyes are. like bloodshot red. Oh no. And he. punches him, but he doesn't react. Yeah?
Fam, it's a zombie. So, the zombie bites. him, and what happens? Turns? No. He just wakes up, but he wakes up as. who? He wakes up as a little Chinese. girl. What? Now, this little Chinese. girl, she wakes up and like, "Oh, it's. time to get ready for school." Yeah. So, she goes up and she eats her cereal. She makes some tea, and she decides to. go outside. Uh-huh. And she sees her. neighbor. "Oh, hi." And she she sees him. cutting lumber. Oh, no. Now, this girl, she has to go to.
school. Where did she go to school? She. goes to school downtown. Yeah. Now, she. has to take the subway. Now, she goes. down to the subway. and she sees like a huge crowd of people. at the station. And she's like, "What's. going on? What's going on?" And there's. a policeman, and the policeman is. holding his gun out looking. at this other two people, and they're. just walking towards them like trying to. attack them. Yeah. [snorts]. And she notices, "Wait, those people are.
zombies." And they go and kill the. policeman, eat him, blah blah blah. And. all of a sudden, a huge herd of people. run and trample her. And she dies. Oh, no. But, what happens? She wakes up. And who. did she wake up as? The man. Oh, what? And now the man wakes up, and he wakes. up, "Oh, it's my routine. Wait, this. feels familiar." Oh, my god. He wakes. up, he makes his coffee, and he goes. outside and chops some lumber. He's. like, "This feels so familiar." And then the.
neighbor comes out, and she says, "Hi.". They say, "What's up?" And he goes, "What the heck? I think I know what's. going to happen today." Yeah. So, he decides to bring like a hunting. knife in his toolbox because he's a he's. a construction worker, right? Yeah. "I'm bringing a big hunting knife. in my toolbox just in case." Okay. So, he goes down the subway, and the exact. same scenario happens. What the [ __ ]. Now, I don't want the I'm I have a whole. script I have made for this. Wait, this is a movie? No, this is not a. movie. This is my idea. This is my idea. I have for a movie. Oh, [ __ ] Damn.
me know what you guys think and if I. should make that a movie. That's crazy. Post that [ __ ] on TikTok. If it blows. up, [laughter]. might as well make it a movie. Yeah, right? Cuz the whole time I thought it. was already a movie. No, it's not. It's not. That that was. just like a That's my dream. That's. literally my dream, Gavin. So, check. that out. So, I had a dream of somebody. living something, and then when they. died, it was actually a dream of. somebody else. And then when they died. Yeah, I'm going to call it Noel and. Leon. Okay, so this Noel and Leon. Think about. that. Backwards. So, Leon backwards is. Noel. Noel backwards is Leon. You like.
that? I like that. No, there there was one story that I. read about that's kind of Yo, it was. crazy cuz it it was like a a real-life. scenario that looked like a movie. So, have you ever heard of the the smiling. man story? No. This is I I feel like I would have heard. about that though. is [ __ ]. So, a guy who lives in like a a major. city, Yeah. he always goes on walks at night, late at night, so no one's around him, right? So, one night he was like, "All. right, I'm going to go super late, like. 4:00 a.m. Yeah, yeah.
one's there. I can enjoy my walk, right? Mhm. So, he goes into that like forest. thing he always goes into, right? At the. end of the road, he sees like a. silhouette of like a man. Yeah. Right? And once the guy turns around, and he gets like a a better vision of. his face, Mhm. his eyes are wide open, and he's like grinning like a cartoon. Joker grin, like. Oh, [ __ ] He's smiling super hard. Yeah, yeah. So, he's just looking at it, and he's like, "Okay." And the guy. starts doing a dance. What the Why? Why? I don't know. So, the guy's just.
watching him doing a dance, but as he's. doing a dance, he's getting he's walking. closer to the guy, like taking steps. Yeah. So, the guy's like, "What the [ __ ]. is going on?" So, the what he does, he. it's smart. He moves up to the other. side of the crosswalk so he can pass. While he's walking the other way, he's. just walking, "Ah, I'm on the crosswalk. I'm just not going to bother with him.". Yeah, yeah. He turns around, and he sees. the smiling man looking at him. Oh, [ __ ] Now he Now they're they're. parallel to each other. Yeah. He's on this side, the other guy's. on this side. So, he's like, "What the.
fuck?" So, what he does, he runs, and he. tries to create distance like from him. Mhm. And the guy, he starts like on some. cartoon [ __ ] tiptoe What the [ __ ] He. starts doing the the animated TIPTOE. TOWARDS HIM. [laughter]. AND AND WHEN he starts doing this, he. says The guy says, "What do you want?". And then the guy stops. Yeah. Turns. around, starts walking like nothing. happened. Mhm. He's like, "What the. fuck?" He keeps walking. He The guy The. smiling man turns around, starts fully.
sprinting at that guy. The guy starts. running to his house. So, they're both. bolting it. And the story ends is when. he finally reaches his house, he turns. around, the guy's not there no more. Damn, what the [ __ ]. Fam, this is a real-life story, and this. is like that ass like a movie story. That sounds like a movie, bro. That. literally sounds like a movie. That sounds kind of like smile, like. Yeah, exactly. Kind of like it. Oh, what if that that inspires one? Maybe. Yeah, maybe I just unlocked that [ __ ]. Who's that guy that wrote it? Jordan No,
that's not Jordan Peele. Who is it? Smile wasn't Jordan Peele. No way, that's a Mandela effect then. Is it. Mandela effect? Cuz I swear Jordan Peele. wrote that movie. He wrote Us, he wrote. Nah, he didn't write Smile. You I mean. he wrote Us? He wrote He wrote Nope. Nope, and he. wrote Smile then. didn't write He didn't write Smile. Nah. I swear he wrote Smile. What the [ __ ] I. don't think that's a Mandela Leave that. in the comments if you guys think that's. Mandela effect. I don't think that one. is. Maybe I just associate really good. like horror mental [ __ ] with Jordan. [clears throat]. Maybe, yeah, probably, probably. All. right, there's this story I want to tell.
you before we end it. I'm just going to. say this real quick. So, this is [ __ ] bro. What happened? Now, do you ever hear. about an influencer that got killed by. the cartel? By the cartel? Yeah. No. So, there's this guy, his name. is Juan Luis. Juan Luis? No, but bro, this is kind of a sad story, to be. honest. Mhm. This guy, he used to make. funny content. Yeah. And he would make a. lot of drinking content. But, what's. crazy is he I'm pretty sure he was like. 17. Mhm. But, he would do a lot of crazy.
stuff. He was kind of 69-ish. Okay. You know what I mean? Tekashi 69. So, he. would troll, he would make fun of stuff. And he would just drink a lot a lot of. alcohol on camera. Yeah. Now, in one of. his videos where he's like making these. funny TikToks, he's like talking [ __ ]. blah blah Yeah. he says, "F. El Mencho." That's what he says. Okay. Now, I mean, I'm not saying that. He says that, and El Mencho Yeah. is the.
cartel boss of one of the biggest cartel. families in Mexico. Holy smokes. Now, what happens next is crazy, bro. What. happened? He ends up going to um another bar, just. doing his regular antics, you know what. I mean? Just making content, partying, blah blah Fam, two cars pull up, AK-47s, and light up the whole bar. Yeah. Blah. blah blah blah blah. There's a video and footage of his body.
of the influencer's body. Keep in mind, he's 17 years old. Yeah. Just on the floor like this. Oh, no. Yeah, shot up. Just cuz he said. that one thing. he says that thing. Now, how crazy is it that influence. stuff from TikTok, from social media can. get you in problems like that. That's. crazy. Yeah, like how would they even find that. out? No, because I guess he he's super. viral in Mexico, bro. Leave down in the. comments cuz I know there's a longer.
longer story. I'm I'm literally just. giving you like the breadcrumbs of it. But, bro, like it it's something I. watched I I tuned into, and like, "Damn, that's a crazy That's a crazy story.". His life is literally just taken from. saying one thing in a video. See, I mean, [ __ ] that's how Tekashi. could have ended up if he wasn't if he. wasn't careful. Yeah. Like Tekashi is if you realize like he's. super careful. Like he moves super. tactical. Like he'll move houses. If you. take a picture of his house, he'll move. a house again. Like you never know where.
he is. Yeah, that's the thing. See, he. he did it smart because he's super. he's super aware. He's very aware. He's. street smart. Yeah, for sure. You don't just like go. say all of this like [ __ ] and then. offensive stuff and not take precaution. Like you got to take precaution or at. least just make sure you're not. offending the wrong people. 100%. This guy literally straight up said and. knew the name of the cartel boss. That's. And and his content was drinking, right? So, you're drunk, and you say stupid. [ __ ]. that's the thing, yo. And I feel like I.
feel like that's enough. Like we should. stop we should stop promoting drug. abuse, alcohol abuse, substance abuse in. general, and thinking it's so fun and. funny. Cuz at the same time, like sure, we're having a great time, there's. positive memories along with it. There's. some things we should just, you know, take a step back and look at like what's. the whole picture. Yeah. Like maybe. sometimes some people go into like binge. drinking because they're not good with. themselves. I lie. They Keep that in.
mind sometimes. Like I'm not saying it's. not it's not good to drink. Like enjoy. yourself, enjoy yourself, but just have. that in the back of your head. Make sure. every everybody's safe. Make sure. everybody's good, and don't just promote. Yeah. stupid stuff sometimes, you know? I know, that [ __ ] is awful. Especially Yeah, especially when it's. when it's someone young. That kid was 17. years old, and they were feeding him. alcohol, feeding him alcohol. 17 years. old. Sure, in Mexico, like people drink. young. yeah. Yeah, man's drink young, especially in the Philippines, too. We. can relate, but like. man, it's just sad to see something like.
that. Cuz he could have had a whole. career ahead of him, you know what I. mean? I know, that's why you just drink tea, man. Don't drink I mean, it's it's good. once in a while like to celebrate and. [ __ ] like but don't go down that rabbit. hole, bro. Cuz I seen like there's a. dramatized dramatizations on TikTok, and. there's this one guy who acts out like. how it would be and how he can't go a. day without alcohol. So, in his coffee, I mean, he would have his cup right here. and then in the paper towel roll, he. would hide alcohol in it. And he would. be like, "Oh, wife, can you go get something in the.
garage? I'm just going to I'm just going to. clean up this right here." And then he. And then he [clears throat] would put. the alcohol in it like like some people. like it's sometimes it's that crazy for. people. Like even that vape [ __ ] I hate. that vape [ __ ] because it's like, "Bro, it's like it really does nothing for you. except make you addicted." And bro, we. have just breathe normal air, dog. Like. Or or. [laughter]. He just said to breathe normal air. just get Just get a pod with no nicotine. in it. Like I know that shit's. addicting, but I'm telling you like. later on you're going to regret that. [ __ ] Yeah, at the end of the day,
y'all, I just want y'all I just want to. spread that message of Listen, listen. You guys don't need anything to make you. more happier. Facts. Like you guys can. find happiness with just you. Facts. Like you don't need to rely on any. substance, even any person to be happy. Yeah. Just keep that [ __ ] in mind. And. we'll end it on that on a good note, yo. Have fun. Y'all have a great time. Yes, sir. Still drink, like still have fun. Go party. Enjoy yourself. Just be. responsible. self-control. Yeah, all right. Thank you. again for watching this episode of the. Jumpers Jump podcast. Make sure to.
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