THINKING MAN MANDELA EFFECT, JUNKO FURUTA STORY & GREEN LINE RELATIONSHIP TEST - JUMPERS JUMP EP.78
[Music]. because i feel like i feel like i like i. like the banks because it's very easy to. do. it's like you shower wash your hair and. then just that's the reason i have my. hair long you know if you guys are. wondering like why my hair is long it's. literally just i don't like getting. haircuts yeah that saves money you know. i wanted to cop they didn't sponsor us. but [ __ ] i wish they sponsored us yeah. there's like this this um shaver okay.
and it has an instant fade on it have. you seen that [ __ ] instant oh no that's. not that sounds crazy no no i swear to. god i see is that real no there's no way. that works because there's no way you. can just do a light and then there's. like certain blades that just there's a. one blade. it could be real though that if it does. why would it not why would it should we. just order it and try on the podcast and. i'll give you a fade no i'm not doing. that [ __ ] for free they better pay us. for that. a lot no but i seen it i was like nah if. this actually works probably one of the. greatest that would be crazy that'll.
that'll take barbers out of business why. why isn't that been done before because. men's are not thinking like that that's. like you know you know um disruptive. innovation that's why you disrupted. innovation i know yeah if everybody has. those type of razors and i can just give. myself a fade with one swipe yeah but. i'm never going to a barber ever again. that's why but it's like the barbers are. going to be pissed about that [ __ ] so. there's no way yeah or or if uh that. technology doesn't work someone actually. has to go and take their time and. perfect it what do you mean perfect it. cuz i'm pretty sure that like all the i. was reading the comments i was like no.
don't buy this this is a troll product. so if someone actually takes that idea. and actually puts in work not like those. guys who just sell a dream oh so so you. actually have to learn how to do it no. no like like they actually create it. properly oh oh yeah yeah so it's not. it's not actually no. damn. yeah if i could just do everything on my. own and live on my own country and like. not have to worry about anything i would. do that bro yeah self like what do you. what do you call it what's that word. self um is it minimal i think that's. minimalism so you know minimalism yeah i.
remember remember my room yeah my room. was blue filled with hella awards. everywhere yeah the clothes are. scattered and then i changed up my room. and now it's just like one black desk a. bed and just a plain beige wall like a. ikea yeah yeah i know. everyone was like oh minimalist arc. i you know my sister my sister she wants. to be a minimalist right oh yeah and. then i told her like i'm not i'm the. opposite of middle she always roasts me. like you're the opposite of minimalism. my mom wants to be that too so i figured.
out what i am what are you i'm a. maximalist what's that what's that just. every everything everywhere yeah look. look at my room yeah i know it is a hell. of stuff coming at you so i like i like. a lot rather than a little yeah what do. you think you are are you like a mix i. think. i think i'm a mix because i feel like. once i i put all the pictures down and. my room started to become bland i became. more like creative yeah boring i feel. that yeah. because if i'm if i'm in like a boring.
ass classroom i'm not going to be. thinking that crazy exactly but i i look. back at all those teachers that had some. crazy art on the wall or even just like. yeah even just posters of like cartoon. characters. that made me inspired that made me have. fun and i think that's all it is is just. environment so if you want to change. your environment i think the number one. thing to do first is just your room. itself yeah that's right because you're. there every day. i feel like we don't we don't you don't. take that in it yeah you know what. what's one thing i didn't take out of my. room yeah the stars on the ceiling so.
they're stars since i was a kid oh like. the glow in the dark yeah whenever. whenever i look that's the only like. reminiscent of my creative uh past. that's with me oh really. it reminds me so it reminds me that i'm. oh yeah you're that you're that guy yeah. yeah do you have any like art that you. ever painted when you're a kid and then. like look back on. yo cuz i was thinking man because i have. my mom kept all of my drawings yeah i. have the drawings but i don't know where. they are but there's a file cabinet oh. yeah i got a file cabinet lately all of. my all of my paintings all of my.
drawings everything. did you do i was thinking. on a garyvee type [ __ ] with myself nfc. yo have you seen garyvee's like v. friends uh no i haven't that's his nft. project let me show you let me see. the crazy thing is is everyone thinks. that garyvee is going insane now because. he's like stop all the stocks invest in. uh on nft. but he's kind of right i know but like. no i feel like the nft thing is like oh. once celebrities get a hold of it then. it's just like oh you're selling yeah. yeah yeah it's like uh.
it's the hype exactly it's the hype. exactly this this is the friends. ew. yeah what the [ __ ] is this elementary. school art bro no that's really what it. is. and those are selling for thousands and. thousands of dollars so what are you. gonna do your hand turkey that you did. in [ __ ] jk yeah. you're gonna sell that for a million. dollars i bet someone's dumb enough to. buy that [ __ ] i don't know did gary dry. i think gary drew these themselves yeah. but still the fact that these are. selling there's something trust me trust. me if you can sell a rolling loud ticket.
to a person when it's still up for more. money. no you can literally sell anything to. anybody exactly anything to anybody i. can sell you like a grain of salt if i. give a crazy enough story to it yeah. that's a crazy thing but i think you. have to be a great storyteller i think. that's the biggest thing because garyvee. logan paul all these like influencers. all of these people one thing they're. great at is just storytelling yeah even. directors david uh i think uh david chao. david choi david choi is probably. wonderful. yeah yeah the guy with the big uh beard.
yeah yeah he's one of my favorite person. to listen to like whenever i'm i'm. feeling like i need inspiration to start. like the storyteller on the podcast. always go back to that episode with. bobby lee or the one with joe rogan oh. yeah yeah yeah yeah uh he how you. hitchhike and [ __ ] like that but yeah do. you think do you think there's a. connection to like art and relationships. with people art and relationships. because i think a lot of look what do. you mean by that so so there is this. theory right i think it was zoe kravitz. and um first we feast yeah yeah no no.
the hot wings the hot wings. yeah sean evans. so he said he said this quote it's like. um. do you think it's first the heartbreak. and then the music or the music is. inspired oh no no no hold on so what. comes first the heartbreak or the music. like the feelings. the for the music what comes first. because the music can make the feelings. but the feelings can also make the music. so what do you think is first oh that's. hard okay if you really want to root it.
down it's like okay so the music makes. you want to get a girl then you finally. get the girl then you got breakout up. and then you go back to the music but. what's that start the music yeah what if. it's a music but this is so it's like. it's like a paradox yeah it's a pear dog. that's kind of like the chicken in the. egg like what came first came first yeah. it is first to you what came first to me. i think it's the music the music i think. it's the music but but but from from. like a creator standpoint yeah it's. definitely is definitely the feelings. then the music. no no no because even if you're a.
creator you are inspired by other right. so technology is the music but can we. naturally just develop. hold on. how am i going to say this so a person. that never listens to music in their. life it's got to be just straight. emotion right yo but i feel like. everybody's listening to music because. look if you're if you're a music artist. yeah you're a fan of music first no okay. yeah cause for you to in order for you. to make a song you have to at least know. what music is but but for you to make. music music is purely emotion you have. to have feelings before you make music.
right no but what i'm saying is the. music gave you an emotion yeah so that's. the music first. it's a paradox it's a paradigm. what i'm saying is like the musician has. to come up if they're writing a love. song yeah yeah yeah they have to. have the feeling that yeah. had those feelings to put into the song. but those feelings could have came from. the music because it inspires it's a. paradox yeah i don't think you can win. yeah i think i think it's just i i must. be safe and say the emotion first you. think it's the motion first yeah i think. there's no wrong or right there's no.
wrong because cause um. how how am i saying like look you listen. to a sad song that song gives you. emotions you experience something and. then you it reminds you of that whether. it be even a movie it doesn't have to be. music yeah anything. yeah like i was going to say like it. doesn't have to be music like different. medias can build up emotions in us right. yeah so boom that's that's the way it. goes but it's still it's still music or. art first i think it's art first i. no but for a person to draw a picture. they have to come up with like their. story and then put it on a canvas no but.
but they were probably inspired to do. that art. all by another yeah i know the artists. not to be honest we can just go yeah. it's just gonna keep going it's just. gonna keep going yeah but so so who uh. the chicken of the egg for you then the. chicken or the egg yeah i already told. this i i swear i said this oh yeah oh i. said this on my other podcast. oh actually the egg is actually the egg. the egg i think my episode coming out. like real soon like so so god didn't. mean yeah so god did make the chicken. first which laid the egg no the egg. actually came first is it is it written.
somewhere no it's scientifically proven. that came first because listen listen. right yeah so let's say let's say i had. a bird right yeah and i had another bird. and then they made an egg but they're. two different species eventually you're. going to land on a chicken oh okay so. it's the chicken egg came from like two. it's like a light skin yeah tell me what. came first what came first the. light-skinned parents or the light skin. yeah okay. well let's get cute the light skin came. first yeah i get that i get that you. know what was also a myth that when that. was debunked it's like if you work out. you're you're not gonna grow taller oh. what but it's actually it's there's two.
things that make you grow taller oh yeah. no when when i was growing up like yeah. i always avoided weights and [ __ ]. because my dad's like nah you're gonna. get stunt growth yeah but there's lily i. think health scientists prove this. there's no like evidence that it like. declines your weight really i mean the. declines are height clients are high. really i know so so two things so two. things your genetics your height is. based on your genetics i think it's like. 60 to 80 percent genetics but the other. things is like how you live your life. the 20 to 40 percent it's like all sleep.
i saw it right sleep because you need. you need like. i think they're saying like eight to ten. yeah no that's not ten hours. you're supposed to yeah and then what do. you call this if you wanna predict your. height there's like a math equation to. do it so you take your your dad's height. yeah your mom's height you divide that. by two and if you're a boy you add 2.5. to that that height and then if you're a. girl you subtract 2.5 where are they. getting this equation from no like. health scientists of their studies. they're starting to come up with this.
[ __ ] no but it kind of makes sense. because usually the guys are taller than. the girls are shorter than their parents. no that is true yeah that is true did. you do the test no i haven't i don't. even know my parents have about i'm. taller than both of them so i think it's. oh sorry no then it's true then why. because then if you're if you're in. between that oh you're taller than both. i'm talking to both of them by a lot. okay see i'm it's all mindset bro it's. literally all my stuff especially it is. it is you know what i thought it was the. biggest manifestation was the cherry. fare man the what the cherry fair what. is that the growth the growth uh.
medicine that you take in the. philippines i never had that yeah the. cherry oh it's it's like the pink. the orange the orange i think you're. talking about it yeah yeah i never had. that though i never had that you gotta. have that family ah okay okay there's. there's um there's this test i i. recently came across right okay was it. and going back to relationships i want. to talk about this okay okay this is. really interesting for you okay what if. i told you. you can see who wears the pants in the. relationship just by a picture by a. picture yeah no you ever heard about the.
green line test no i haven't never no. what is that [ __ ]. i'm going to show you i'll show you the. green so the green line test this is. like a scientifically proven test that. they can they can predict or at least. estimate who. really holds the power in the. relationship okay so you know how. there's either like the boss man or the. boss lady yeah yeah right so depending. on how they stand right the green line. test is you're supposed to draw two. lines going up and down. facing their direction yeah so you can.
see prince harry here he's a little bit. on a slant and meghan markle's straight. okay right so the green line test says. the person that's straight that has. their own solid base. is the person that holds the power in. the relationship wait oh so like uh if. you're hugging you're kind of leaning. that means you're the bottoms yeah so. you're you're kind of striving for their. love their little okay yeah yeah so you. you're part of their world type of thing. so okay so he wants to be in her in her.
vicinity and she's in her own she's. standing straight yeah she's standing. straight so she holds her own ground. okay look there's another one so will. smith and jada this is obvious. so will you can see it's a huge like a. huge line that's going into her. direction okay and jada's completely. straight okay right so that's a. completely obvious one yeah now look kim. kardashian p okay this is easy one two. okay yeah you can see kim straight pete. on an angle yeah but this is very like.
objective like depending on the picture. like maybe kim's like this no but that's. how it is look if you look at any. picture look there's more pictures look. meghan markle and and. terry again same thing he's kind of. leaned over to into her vicinity rather. than her into his yeah now this is where. it gets crazy right yeah yeah oh wait. wait hold on i'm going to show you one. more example so there could be there. could be a a neutral so jason statham. and the victoria's secret model i forgot. her name okay okay but you can see. they're both neutral okay yeah so that.
means he holds a lot of power and she. holds a lot of power okay yeah yeah look. same thing so any picture with them two. together they hold their their ground. okay. let me see if i have a picture so so. going back to will smith right going. back to will smith and jada roasters and. jade is the most obvious because any. picture you look at them they'll have. that now this is where it gets crazy. right who did jada cheat with august. august yeah no they have a strong august. passes the straight line. he passes the street line test.
oh. [ __ ] crazy right. going back to will smith and jada. will smith fails it yeah august passes. it so is it like majority if the. majority of the pictures are like like. this then it's good because obviously. you're gonna have different pictures and. maybe he's going to leave no the the. thing is like the picture itself will. tell you who in that time okay is giving. the power okay okay oh so yeah look look. yeah this is crazy yeah you know these. on your on your uh your like little um.
what do you call that your desktop of. your phone yeah yeah yeah your desktop. of your phone there's like memories so i. open my phone and the first memory that. comes up. i think it's kind of equal it's kind of. that one looks equal to me no because if. you look at it like this okay i'm going. my shoulders i'm going my shoulders i'm. going back shoulders now look bro. she's like this and i'm like this all. right they can't see the picture though. so i gotta show the picture yeah yeah no. but i think i think it's more like just. a short because it's a lot with the body. if it's just a head that's different. like you can see you can see like like.
uh yeah. a lean in true just the demeanor itself. yeah yeah to be honest in a relationship. man if you're in the bottoms you're. [ __ ] bro. not necessarily some people like that. some people like yeah that's the thing i. know but in in my my experiences yeah. the boys at the bottom he's always. getting. like at the end of the day you feel me. because no but then you have those boss. girls that want that though yeah but. then i feel like you have to match the. energy or else they're going to know you. as weak and i guess that's just. so different though i think i think it's.
like a yin and yang yeah i think it's a. yin and yang so for me i like to be like. the boss. yeah. but that's just how i am but i think. it's a yin and yang like if one girl is. the boss then maybe she needs like the. followers yeah that's true that's why in. mind this balance because i can call the. shots but i know if i i can step back. she'll call the shots for me you feel me. so it's so you're on like a neutral. thing i think you're like a neutral from. what i would have observed. no cause you see me you see me at my. lowest bro and like how i was at the. bottom at one point but i feel like once.
you experience the bottom then you know. you're worth and then your next one. you're like nah i don't think it's a. negative thing though it's not it's not. it's not a negative thing because a lot. of people they'll heal that and be like. oh man i gotta i gotta be this. no no no as long as you're happy as long. as you're comfortable yeah that's not a. problem but there is there is a clear. like who wears the pants like that. that's a thing yeah i mean. for sure i see all my friends like oh. damn like she's really calling all the. shots yeah yeah yeah okay would you. would you. always want to call the shots in a. relationship or do you feel like that's.
too exhausting. yo tell me tell me why. any time oh my god you know this too. anytime we're out even if we're just. with friends yeah why does everybody. make me call the shots i don't want to. call the shots. no no it's like i think it's like. whoever makes the motive has to call the. shots since you're the one invited. always making the motive exactly if. you're like guys come out come out and. then and then you're like oh [ __ ] what. do we do now what do you mean what do. you do now i literally left my place my. like i was relaxing and you know i knew.
what to do i knew what to do but it's. just like i want to give the i want to. give the the working the stick to. somebody else you know i don't want to. call the shots all the time yeah true i. think it's yeah i think when we go out. sometimes it's it's lucky when you plan. the motive because. because we have a lot of fun because we. do everything yeah yeah um when we're. out with eric though what happened when. you're out with eric remember i wanted. him to call the shots you know why why. because he's the one that had his girl. with him wait. oh yeah so i don't know if you noticed. that but i actually did that on purpose.
oh that's a little subtle hint no i did. that on purpose because he oh i wanted. him to to take care of i don't remember. because you're like yeah eric where are. we eating where are we eating yeah yeah. yeah and then the crazy thing is he's. like no we're like he asked us he's like. no no no but i gave him a nudge like. this is the yeah yeah oh. w wingman yeah exactly no because it's. just that subconscious too because a lot. of the times like if you want to impress. your girl too it doesn't have to be yo. honestly a lot of people think to. impress a girl you gotta you gotta wear.
fancy clothes yeah you gotta do all. these fancy things nah sometimes it's as. simple as being so assured with yourself. yeah and being so you know exactly what. you want at every moment and taking. charge that's. what attracts women a lot yeah i know. that's what i found the craziest thing. that i was ever asked by a girl and i i. remember telling you this she was like. on the on the first date she was like oh. what's your uber rating i'm like uber. i'm like oh like a 4.7 795 and she's. like okay okay.
i was like what does that tell you he's. like no that means like you're very nice. you're not respectful to you're very. respectful to drivers i'm like i feel. like overrating. overwriting is kind of a weird ass. question bro weird that's like saying. that's worse than your sign. i rather just ask are you aquarius i'd. rather have that. what's your uber rating what the hell. the that's funny bro but did you see. like the girls that got uh exposed for. china for trying to uh ask the sign so. the guy was like oh signs don't make.
sense like that [ __ ] is all cap and yeah. oh what is your sign it's like i'm a. tourist do i move like a tourist a. girl's like yeah he's like oh well guess. what i'm not a tourist. [Laughter]. it's just all like um. i don't know do you believe in it i'm. all i'm constantly going like back and. forth some days i do believe this yeah. yeah sometimes it happens like oh i see. the angel numbers everywhere but like. the science is just too general bro like. i believe in like uh you know the lucky. cat what this guy oh no the yeah the.
lucky cat and there's a black cat so. that's the opposite i feel black hat is. lucky too really no. no there's something that happened last. night. when i was driving home right yeah i i. seen like a black cat peek out. of like a with a mailbox thing right and. i was driving past i'm like [ __ ] this. bad luck yeah i was eating dinner i was. eating dinner by myself the moment the. moment i turn around and have my cup or. the door swings and hits my cup breaks. the glass breaks. oh this is immediate like immediate like.
uh bad luck yeah yeah yeah uh two days. two days before i went to niagara this. is yo my car my my grey car always has. bad luck like it always breaks down. right why i don't know it always because. it's an old-ass car okay okay but so a. garbage truck two days before my trip in. niagara runs like like hits my car tire. oh. [ __ ] yeah and it's just parked there i'm. not even driving it damn like what the. [ __ ] like now i gotta get this [ __ ]. repaired like on the day of that i got. it back but it was like so much chaos.
before so you think it all happened. because of that one cat yeah that one. cat. and then the craziest thing is too i. didn't want to drive because my girl was. like oh yeah i had a dream about a of. you in a car crash i'm like why the. [ __ ] would you say that when we drive. we're gonna drive far damn. knock on wood hella times right now. there's no way you had to be about me. like having things yeah yeah damn bro. that was crazy i know when you heard. that especially cuz you got worried dad.
i was on the highway like this. yay. well all because of that cat bro you. know what i heard i heard um. have you ever seen those videos where. they play like the egyptian music to the. cats no i haven't i've seen the one with. the snakes and like the snake comes up. and like dances oh like the flute yeah. the flute and then like that's a. different one that's a different one. though yeah so there's this like ancient. song this egyptian song okay that. they play it to the cats and it says. that if you play this song to your cat. okay then your cat will remind itself.
that they were worshipped before so oh. people will play there's so many tick. tocks on it they'll play the sound and. their cat will stand up on its hind legs. and go like this oh i think i've seen. that i think i've seen that it's crazy. and we played it for my cousin's cat oh. no what are you doing and it didn't. stand up but like it paid attention. right away like it was okay it was like. up yeah he didn't stand but it's. supposed to like stand on time's legs. like this so do you think maybe maybe he. wasn't worshipped in his his past life. maybe this one maybe he's connected. somehow but it's not like you're the.
descendant. maybe in this life maybe in this life he. wasn't worshipped but maybe in his past. life that's why he recognized it yeah oh. he's coming back to me he's coming back. or maybe maybe he was one of the cats. that were the followers yeah and he's. like oh where's the where where's boss. out where's boss at. like the boss died and he's like oh wait. i remember this [ __ ] yeah. roll back activewear best fit best feel. so when it comes to quality rollback. takes it to the next level their. performance polos q-zips and hoodies. bring a new meaning to the word. comfortable one of my favorite pieces is.
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tick tock too that was really crazy what. was ever talking about death so there's. there's something called a coffin. confessor have you heard about this. coughing confessor yeah so it's like. it's like a voice after you die. wait wait wait what do you mean by that. listen so right before a person dies. yeah they can hire this coffin confessor. to come on the death bed with them and. they're gonna confess like oh those. three people i hated them. i cheated on my wife and just tell it.
right yeah yeah so the coffin confessor. will take will write down everything and. at the funeral will expose. that's lit what the [ __ ] so listen so he. has like his his time he's like all you. all right let's see what it says in the. book. listen listen so there's a case where a. guy was dying of cancer right yeah and. he called that coffin professor up and. he said there's gonna be three three. people at my uh my uh funeral that i. completely hate they were fake friends. to me and i want to expose that my wife.
cheated on me with my best friend oh. [ __ ] so so the funeral is going on the. funeral is going on yeah. they uh uh bill bill come here the. coffin confessor yeah. uh he said that the one two three you. were fake friends he want i want you. escorted out they got escorted out the. funeral and that my his wife cheated on. his best friend and they looked at each. other like. oh that's crazy funeral ruins that's. crazy yeah okay if if you were gonna.
have if you're gonna have a coffin. confessor. i can't tell him bro. you know you don't know you wanna say. there's some [ __ ] that you just take to. the grave bro like are you gonna say. like what are you gonna say nah okay. i'll only do it on one condition what it. has to be dave chappelle saying it has. to be dave chappelle saying it so. they're not gonna take it seriously yeah. because i feel like anything he says. anything he says they're just gonna. allow it i mean true true it can be it. can be so horrendous it can be so. heartbreaking but we're just all gonna.
laugh along you know they're him or like. [ __ ] i don't know theo vaughn. why what's your obsession with theo he's. a funny ass dude bro this guy's 44. yeah. like you started looking like him and. [ __ ] the podcast you want to be theo. whoa whoa whoa whoa it's chill. relax no but he's a great guy he's a. yeah he's playing but that's so jokes. because i've seen like other ones it's. pretty funny it's like a guy died and. then but before he died he had a voice. recorder and then he's like he's like. help help so it's kind of funny when i. saw that yeah like all the kids were.
laughing but that was when the coffin. was going down. help help but that's that's a sick way. to go out you know it was like a. knocking. hello everybody there. no lie no i could see you doing some. [ __ ] like that doing something like that. like like playing your death off like. funny no no no. like i have a plan for all my kids all. of my like grandkids and everything i'm. gonna hide treasure oh i'm gonna have. like a huge treasure hunt i'm gonna put. like [ __ ] i just might put my whole will. on that to be honest to be honest.
they could make a movie about that. that's fine that's a story like right. like like you die and then you kind of. have to unravel mysteries like to get to. a bigger one it's kind of like um if you. watch ready player one and ready player. one what happened was um the the creator. of the game right he pretty much wanted. to sell the game off to whoever won that. contest of okay you have to solve this. riddle and i'll give you the rights to. the whole game yeah so that the whole. movie was the concept of everybody's. playing everybody's like trying to. compete with each other yeah but the.
real ones that actually knew about his. history actually followed his life were. the ones able to crack it so it's kind. of like you know how i said if if i have. a funeral i want to have like a kahoot. and it's all my money goes into all your. money goes yeah. like whoever wins that yeah whoever wins. that kahoot gets all of my riches yeah. that's that's whack but on on a. different level like even just. riddles and feeling like yo on this day. carlos went here and did what i mean. yeah no i feel like yeah you can turn. those into movies because indie movies i.
feel like the ones with not a lot of. budget have really great storylines to. counter from the budget yeah that's why. that's why they're so good because there. was this one that i wat uh i know that i. seen that was really cool because it's. like you have to work out to get money. and you're putting these like virtual. rooms where all you can have is like if. you want to pay for entertainment well. you have to pay work out for money yeah. so you go on a treadmill yeah and you. run run run and every like 50 kilometers. it's like a dollar no way they added a. bank account and there was this guy in. this girl and the guy had like a a crush.
on the girl while they were working out. so and i think the girl couldn't afford. like uh what do you call this. a water bottle from the vending machine. so he gave her money and then he had so. much money that he gave her all he was. like a sim yeah. all of it the girl the girl got punished. i think and was was uh in one of these. stadiums where she took off her clothes. and the guy had to watch it wait wait. what is this a movie yeah it's a movie. you watch this movie no i didn't oh but. you know it's like it's like one of.
those those indie movies i follow a tick. tock account where it's like one of the. best indie movies okay we gotta watch. that then that sounds interesting that. sounds interesting there's lots of one. there's like there's a guy who's stuck. in a pool with a crocodile and he has to. survive 40 days have you seen that one. the best the best storylines come from. indie ones bro yeah there are there are. i think the reason why is because. literally. they're the biggest movie fans yeah. because they don't have the budget to go. ahead and make these but they have the. ideas yeah by the years because they. watched everything they watched. everything that's why quentin tarantino. he's such a great director because you.
know he moved i mean he worked at a. movie store oh he worked he worked at. like a blockbuster type of type of story. yeah so he was around it he was around. it that's all that was his whole life. like watching movies renting out giving. recommendations and he became a director. yeah that's why he's one of the greatest. i think yeah. that's why i feel like you don't you. need don't need the biggest camera. equipment to film like like what we're. doing right now we don't have the best. camera equipment yeah but you feel me. the content is will always be good yeah. that's true that's true sometimes even. production it makes it too um i don't.
know. fake too fake yeah or like staged i. don't know to be honest man like you. know how uh on ig i like the phone. pictures rather than the high quality. pictures yeah yeah high quality pictures. like uh studio yeah it doesn't feel like. authentic it doesn't give that authentic. vibe yeah yeah i think i think the the. high quality ones are are stapled for. like um for if you want to be in like. gallery oh. oh what's that guy's name um he used to. shoot for asap rocky lil yachty. uh gun gunner stuff oh gutter style yeah.
yeah yeah yeah he's one of the best he's. one little film cameras yeah he's just a. film camera yeah do you think he started. that that aesthetic oh to be honest yeah. i think oh oh. i think it was him and race corrupted. mine yeah both of them both of them but. he was using real film i think gray. was just like. no i think rey's editing style was very. like now everyone's trying to be like. yeah because the the tones the tones. everybody's trying to copy that but i. feel like. ah. i don't know maybe gunna stall to the to.
this generation [ __ ] it let's start the. new trend i'm gonna get my psi and my. 3ds. 3d fix. you know some some guy took a uh ds. concert to ken carson concert and then. oh yeah yeah yeah. it was like the audio was so [ __ ]. you recorded on like a 3ds yeah but the. video looks so far because it was kind. of like laggy yeah it's kind of a. vintage vibe. there's a certain feeling you get from. like looking at it's a nostalgic feeling. too but it feels like almost like dream. like you know there's something.
dreamlike you know those those dreams. where you enter uh you enter like a. chuck e cheese. and then. you just get those you know you see. those arcade stuff and you get those. vibes from it yeah what do you call that. that has to be a word for it isn't it. like it's not just an establishment or. something core. you said dream core yeah dream corps. you know you know um i went to uh the. niagara casino and it's like that bro. the pickering casino is. nothing like the niagara one yeah cause. you go in and there's so much light this.
like double the lights everywhere we're. walking by this and she tells me like yo. i like we're in a simulation fam like. this feels like a simulation. like we're walking by you see people. like people on the slot machines just. doing this doing this it's like real. life npc [ __ ] i'm not going to lie the. more and more i live life the more and. more i feel like the simulation i don't. know i don't know there was the more and. more i feel like is simulation but is it. life like just how you perceive it so. how can we be in a simulation if reality. is just what we perceive right like. solipsism exactly yeah so you you can't.
know if i'm real because you only know. your own consciousness yeah but i. perceive you as real so this is this is. my reality so as we're not really in a. simulation that's hard to say though but. there's moments in my life where i. believe that. sometimes man is it a simulation or fate. no but a simulation doesn't just. necessarily have to it doesn't have to. mean like computer yeah it could just. mean like. there's some bots. just roaming around you know. in call of duty right when you go in. your private lobby yeah you add the bots.
it's like uh five bots versus me. and then put them level to rookie. veteran i saw i saw this video on tick. tock there's this guy he's like you know. all of these people that are judging you. i think he was walking down the street. filming himself talking uh-huh and then. everybody was like trying to mess with. the camera or like and he was trying to. prove a point where yo all of these. people. they're npcs the npc's they're trying. they're trying to mess with with my with. my confidence trying to mess me up. because they're uncomfortable with me. breaking free holy smokes so you feel.
like those um those comments those hater. comments are just npcs to kind of uh. downplay our confidence yo because even. the government sends them to us yeah. obviously it's just a theory obviously. just but it's fun if you guys want to. take that if you want to take that uh i. guess concept by it and even use it to. motivate you right you can be like none. of this matters it's just them testing. me this is them testing my game it's. them testing my skills you know i mean. yeah yeah but at the end of the day. who's mc who's empty you're right that's. right that's how you gotta that's what.
you gotta feel i [ __ ] with that there. was a i think there was a mandela effect. that really [ __ ] up the reddit. community. actually thought that they were living. in a simulation so do you know about the. thinker statue mandela effect think your. statue yeah yeah so there's a statue the. bronze statue with a guy completely. naked yeah he's crossing his legs he's. saying the smithsonian yeah and he's he. has his hand on his chin yeah yeah i'm. gonna ask you does he have his hand on. his chin or his forehead. no it's on his chin it has to be on his.
chin bro it's not on his cheeks nah. it's on his shin bro forehead no it's. not. listen listen and this is the crazy. thing so there's old reality shows yeah. where they even put in the the the. statue and they're they're posing in. front of him with the chin and hey. arnold he there was also a clip where he. had it on his channel. but i'ma show you an ibm commercial yeah. that released where it shows the actual. model of the statue on his head nah but.
look look remember remember in a night. at the museum yeah night at the. smithsonian yeah they had that same. statue it was like this because they. can't put it over his forehead how are. they gonna see his face no but that's. the thing like did did these movies not. do their research and they just it was a. augmented like reality of like oh this. is how we view it. you feel me look look at this look at. this commercial. it's on his forehead femme.
and this this is what will get you so. modern day photography like people. posing in front of the statue they're. all going like this no. they're all going like this and it's not. just one person it's a thousand people. who are doing this nah man so are we. just are we just dumb or thing no. because going going to the mandela. effect theory. everything's changing everything's. changing yeah yo you know what's [ __ ]. up. literally our last episode looking at. the comments like is this a re-upload i.
swear i've seen this before i don't know. why. joe i see that too i don't know why. everyone's commenting you haven't seen. that episode yet that never came out. or has it yo. no either either we're saying these. mandela effects and it's putting us and. the government is switching us into. another i have a theory i have a theory. i have a theory right okay ever since. ever since oh [ __ ] siri like trying to. talk to me yeah. ever since yeah doctor strange. multiverse of madness came out. something happened.
switched. whoa what the whoa what the [ __ ] serious. listening man you're listening but i. think ever since the trailer everything. or even just the movie came out like. we've seen so much like. messed up things happening in their. timeline or what we find i have this. theory too jumpers is trying to [ __ ]. with us so they've assembled the group. chat in the discord to just comment yo. i've seen this episode before [ __ ] us up. or it could be that or it could be that. if they actually do that oh my god you. guys are [ __ ] trolls. they can't do that to us yeah but i.
should go insane bro. no but going back to the the thinker. pose the the reason why it's um that. they were going crazy it's because it's. not just this that changed what what. else you know you know how his hand was. in a fist doing like this yeah it's. actually not in a fist it's actually. like this. it's an open palm it's an open palm what. the [ __ ] it's like. nah. no because i see i can see it in my head. like even though the museum i watched it. and he's going like this looking bro. because he looks pissed because he's.
going like this. i'm not gonna help you guys you know. that exact scene right i remember that. and this one's gonna blow your mind it. changed three times what do you mean. change these arms the guy the thinker. actually has a hat on. shut oh. it's not his hair it's not his hair so. so there's a small hat where the flap. wait you're serious i'm that it's. feminine no it changed you're just. joking to me right now you're not joking. i'm not joking i'm not joking it's. switched three times so the first one. was the forehead the open hand and he.
actually has a hat on. whoa i feel weird bro yeah yeah i feel. weird it feels like it changed right now. like right when you said it. no so in the picture there's like a hat. and you can see his hair coming out of. it let me see okay okay let me see. there's some [ __ ] no no i swear to. god. where. look. he has a hat on. that's a hat fam. that's what happened. oh my god man i can see in my head i see. like the hair it's kind of like my hair.
oh my gosh. in my head like i can see it yeah. well that's the vanilla effect for today. man. wait wait i'm gonna have another. mandolin okay okay did i say i saved. some up for you okay. i knew after the last one because you. blew my mind hella times so i knew to. come prepared this time oh do you know. do you know the. the the queen one the we are the. champions is it part of the lyrics yeah. yeah you heard that i haven't though no. but don't.
so there's a mandela effect that we are. the champions you know how at the end of. the song they say. we are the champions. of the world. they never say of the world is it my. friends. no they just never say of the world what. the world. what wait you know you know how like. whenever we win a soccer game or. something. and then we oh is it because we add on i. guess bro nah that's kind of weird but. everybody remembers it like that too. yeah that that's the lyric ones are.
tough though because it's like you can. always just mess up the lyrics. but. i remember it just like that yeah yeah. and and a lot of what a lot of people. are saying is they had experiences where. they listened to it on the radio oh okay. and then wait for it at the end of the. song of the world yeah and then never. get like nothing happens it's just like. all right next up on the radio. that's what happens next nah that's. [ __ ] yeah okay well there's one more. okay okay i'm i'm running i'm running. dry out of my mandela face i just want. to get all of them through with you know. dory i got i got hella if you need okay.
e t e t this one came from chloe. actually chloe discord. okay what about e.t what is what does et. say like e-t. phone home right he says phone home wait. what do you remember that no he says et. that's it. phone home no that's it yo gavin is an. npc no you can't say that fam how are. you going to tell me he says phone home. he says. gavin.
it's like this. and then he is up why he says phone home. is that the mandela effect gavin are you. real bro no. are you they replaced him no. they replaced this [ __ ]. augmented reality you actually never. heard et phone home no e.t phone home. you never heard of that no it's just e-t. fam he doesn't say anything he's like. alien how does he know english fam yeah. because everybody else is saying like. they had never existed too never existed.
but a lot of us remember it does what. no there's no way you guys remember. phone home e.t phone home why would he. say phone home because he's he's he's. lost well how does he know that he just. doesn't know english yo everybody that. agrees with me we move dimensions man. gavin's from this dimension. oh [ __ ] i switched bro. that's like the boots popsicle award. yeah. they can that's really what's what. changed it like if i never said that if.
i i've been going through life because i. thought it was normal fam i thought i. thought life was normal again yeah until. i said that and then it kind of went on. a roll of like us diving into this nah. man yeah because there's some like that. one specifically as a kid i remember we. used to say it in the playground. everything what no bro. and we we never used to do this we et we. just stop. you're one of those.
baby we we clashed oh my god bro. yo you know my my theory about dreams. was actually right in in man uh. multiverse madness in the doctor's. change movie explain it so literally the. last episode i said i said the the. theory how all of our dreams are. are alternate dimensions so if you had a.
dream of you like with your car remember. i said that yeah a dream of you with. your crush yeah and you woke up like oh. what happened that was actually your. other multi-diversional self ultimate. that's your alternate dimensional self. yeah in a different dimension. experiencing that okay but you're living. it through your dreams you can't. actually live there you just see it in. your mind when you go to sleep really so. let's say you go to bed at night right. when you go to bed at night what if you. wake up in the alternate dimension yeah.
so when he goes to bed. this dream is this yeah so you go to bed. right now right and you dream yeah now. that gavin living in that dream is a. different way he's a different dimension. yeah living his own life now when that. when that gavin ends his dream i mean. when that gavin decides to go to sleep. yeah this dream starts oh in the dream. wait wait wait so he goes to bed he goes. to bed and wakes up as you wake me up.
like go slowly go slowly so. okay i go to sleep you go to sleep and. then and then dream me dream you is. another gavin it's another me it's. another gavin now that gavin goes to. sleep when he goes to sleep he wakes up. is you. so this is all a dream bro and and and. the reason we don't remember all of it. is because we never remember our whole. dream. you never remember our home you never. remember yeah you don't need to remember.
bits and pieces bro. yeah to be honest i don't even remember. the end the end of my dreams is that. like right before like i become. conscious and then he goes to sleep then. i wake up that's why i remember yeah. what if it's like that. that's kind of like um you ever heard. that theory how our souls decided how we. look have you ever heard of our souls. yeah oh like it kind of formed us like. how uh uh you know when you're a baby. and the the nurse the sides are head. shaped no no not even that not even that.
our soul like before we're put into. before we're put on earth yeah yeah. there's a theory that we actually decide. what we want to look like and we get. into that body that we want to be oh our. self right now is what our soul truly. wanted to look like and the theory goes. even deeper the person you look like is. actually the face of the person you. loved in your past life the face that i. look like right now yeah is the person. you loved in your past life what yeah so. so sometimes sometimes um some people.
will look a little bit more feminine if. they're a guy yeah yeah that means that. means in their past life they were a guy. and then they were in love with a girl. oh yeah so let's say let's say. my past life wasn't even a guy yeah what. if my past life was a girl and i look. like this. i'm the face of who i loved in my past. life. [Music]. that's a theory like it it's the. perfection of beauty to you um it's like. player selection yeah jump into one your. soul your soul wanted to choose that. yeah is that why is that why where our.
ego comes from because we look in the. mirror like damn i'm beautiful it's like. nah that's actually the person you liked. before that's why you have a crush on. yourself yeah. and what if what if sometimes when. people don't like the way they look or. like they hate their their image of. themselves yeah subconsciously is. because. maybe their true love in their past life. yeah was in a toxic relationship. oh and they don't like each other and. they didn't like oh. [ __ ] that's all theory though that's. awesome but like. did you know like there's a cool fact.
about narcissism yeah like how the god. of narcissism like found out about. narcissism itself when he went into the. the river and he saw his reflection and. then he like he's like yeah i'm [ __ ]. happy. that's how it started that's how it. started wait wait i heard a similar. story isn't that isn't that the that's. the story of the frog no sorry so so. there was this prince that was in love. with how he looked and he went to the. pond oh and he's looking at like the. water yeah yeah. yeah but i think that uh they um they.
mix it together it mix it together and. that's how they they can sell it to the. people oh because it actually started. with a god that i forgot it's like. narcissus or or something like something. like that and then he looked in the. water and he's like i'm [ __ ]. beautiful baby. this is what i'm gonna call it since. it's based on his name so his name was. narciss some something like that. something like that yeah wait let me. fact-check that yeah just do do a god of. narcissism god of narcissistic i feel. like people want to know the name yeah. god of narcissism is narcissus yeah. narcissist narcissist yeah yeah son of.
the river god cepheus and the nymph. the royal yeah that really says that. you know you're laughing i don't realize. it. it says that it says that oh yeah no but. that's the same story as the the frog. prince yeah where he looked into the. water no the frog king my bad yeah and. then he got cursed because he was so. obsessed with his his looks and then the. witch cursed him. so he turned him through a frog because. he was right by the pond. there's there's a really like probably. one of the crazy stories i've ever heard.
about a guy. like there's this really pretty girl but. she rejected a guy and then the craziest. thing happened and i think you were. talking about the yakuza yeah yeah it. involves the yakuza wait what happened. so listen so listen this is japan yeah. so this is the story of junko furutira. right and this happened in 1989 i think. yeah so there was um she was a high. schooler right. and in her school she was considered. very very pretty right yeah. and then i think a lot of girls were.
jealous of her in that school and. there's and there's this one delinquent. in that school who's always like i'm top. [ __ ] i'm top [ __ ] and he's telling. everyone like you can't [ __ ] with me. because i'm part of the yakuza yeah. right right yeah so one day that girl. who's like probably the prettiest girl. in that school they crossed paths right. and the guy's like i bet i'm gonna shoot. my shot real quick yeah right boom. shoots a shot the girl's like nah i'm. not i'm not messing with you like get. away from me the guy's like nah you. don't you don't reject me like i'm part. of the yakuza like. you don't do that to me so i think on.
the same day. three and his boys kidnapped that girl. oh [ __ ] took her back to his home he. said he said he told the girl get on. your phone now and tell your mom that. you're with your friends right they they. kidnapped her for 44 days straight damn. and the things they did was a true story. this is a true story this happened in. 1989 i think right the whole time the 44. days they were torturing her like like. i'm gonna blur this out but like they.
like there's a movie on this actually oh. that ass there's a movie on this denzel. was telling me about it word okay i'm. gonna continue story yeah maybe you can. relate so like the the hot light bulbs. they put her on they put inside. inside of her because it was too hot. yeah you feel me and i think it was. estimated that during these 44 days it. wasn't just those three guys that. tortured yeah denzel told me oh like. yeah. yakuza there was at least a hundred. yakuza members yeah who came and helped.
torture yeah yeah yeah you feel me and i. think what happened was on the. uh one day she caught them slipping got. the phone called the tried to call the. police one of the guys saw slapped the. phone out of her hand yeah and then he. was mad right yeah so i think they took. um lighter fluid and oh deeper hairline. and. burned parts of her body oh [ __ ] the. crazy thing is she survived that no way. yeah and then and then i think a couple. days went on they were playing a game. the girl beat the guys in at the game.
and then they're like they're they're. even more mad they're like what the [ __ ]. so they burnt her again damn this one. she died and then i think uh to end the. story they they put her in this little. like. casket thing yeah where there was cement. and and they buried her alive so they. never found the body yeah no i think. they recovered it only because like i. think the police found out the main guy. he was he was locked up yeah but the. other guys the police didn't want to uh.
put out the names because they're all. miners oh that did the [ __ ] so they're. all free right now damn. yeah there's a movie on that for sure. there's a movie yeah i don't know the. exact name but but denzel was telling me. about that movie. no no because it's we're looking at like. the iceberg the movie iceberg and then. one of them. bro there's some messed up movies on. that iceberg like it starts off with. human centipede and then like goes lower. serbian film i don't even know what. human centipede is you know what human. sense of view is no i just don't know.
it's only tusk oh like so you know what. tusk is yeah i told you that human human. speed you can understand yeah yeah. that's exactly what it means. you guys are weird no but but one of the. craziest ones yeah what is it i don't. even know if i should say the name. because i don't want people to watch it. i didn't watch it myself yeah yeah i. didn't watch it myself but josh and. denzel watch it and john i think. it's called august underground no this. movie. is dead ass the most disturbing movie. ever created in us history.
and it's banned everywhere like you. can't find it unless you find it through. like. like. illegal websites streaming and [ __ ]. right. now. the budget for the movie was 200. so the plot has to be crazy 200. yeah josh said there's no plot what. there's no plot what is it the whole. movie is about these guys. taking people to their basement yeah. murdering them and.
like wait they're facing their body i. think i think there's a there's a real. life story on that too. because there was another guy i was. going to tell a story about yeah dennis. nielsen i don't know i don't know if. it's connected i don't know okay but. with this movie like. that's all it's about it's literally. just about like people getting trapped. into the serial killer's basements two. of them yeah and they're just like they. got strangled i don't know okay i don't. know i didn't watch it i don't watch it. i'm just going off what they told me. about the movie i don't even know if. they finished it i don't know if they. finish it because it was so disturbing.
but they were telling me like bro it. looks real like it might as well be real. because it doesn't look like they did. special effects it just looks like they. just turned on the camera turn on the. camera just turn on the camera yeah. that's just what it looks like so it was. like there's no plot they literally just. turned on the camera and did all this. stuff so it was like a crime like did. they did they take that into court and. like show because that's that ass not. even a movie it's just like crime like. they don't know i don't know it's just. evidence at that point that's like um i. don't know if i talked about in the. podcast either cannibal holocaust the. same thing no what is that like there's. this this director actually got.
imprisoned because of it word yeah yeah. so cannibal holocaust they take um. it's it's it's kind of like green. inferno you ever watch that no i have. it's another like it's cannibals islands. this type of stuff right i don't watch. none of that crazy [ __ ]. okay but this one's crazy because like. the director is in prison and the. movie's banned like you can't find this. movie anywhere okay so. what happened was there's all these. people on this island and just cannibals. eating people right yeah but what's. crazy. is the footage they use right is of real.
tribes people. and. the eating of flesh the nailings of. people on wood and everything. it looks real and josh said joshua. denzel washed it they said it's real 100. it has to be real and to this day they. still don't know whether or not that. footage was real they just locked up the. guy like nah this is yeah i just put him. back lock him up holy [ __ ] yeah. there's something on netflix that. everyone's telling me to watch do what. what do you call that when uh you're on.
the bed and you're trying to get a demon. out you and like um the. um. uh possession possession i think it's. something exorcism. it's called the exorcist yeah the. exorcist no but but there's a new one. like it actually shows i think like real. demons coming out of this person's body. and. this is on netflix and there was a tick. tock the guy was like if you see this. movie don't watch it just don't right. wait what movie was it what's it called. it's called the actual though this is. the exorcist yeah let me get the proper. one so you guys can watch if you want.
you're [ __ ] crazy. yes bro i don't know how it got approved. i don't know no but is it real or is it. just like no it's real footage of. exorcism it's real footage bro hold on. what the frick let me let me try and. find it i know there's some videos like. that that exists for sure yeah i don't. ever want to watch them though. i don't ever want to watch if you watch. the tusk fam there's might as well go. first no but i think i think tusk is a. little bit less because it's like. it's not it's not spiritual filming. because the spiritual stuff you can't. see yeah true watch they took it oh here.
the possession it's called the. possession. i mean. if you're gonna watch it you should. probably watch it with someone. that's called the possession yeah so. it's not it's not the extra system yeah. yeah i thought it was like the exorcist. yeah i got it fixed up like um. stand-alone you know what do you call it. like c cooler [ __ ] yeah but the. possession is called no bro because i've. seen videos of people like you know that. day i spoke in tongues oh yeah i. youtubed like like people speaking in. tongues and stuff and like. there's just one girl that got baptized.
in the bathtub boom all of a sudden. speaking gibberish speaking in tongues. and then one of the videos on. recommended was like. real possession ah nah. did you see that and i was like no no i. should not did you see that one where. they dunked the girl and then she came. up like this and then she's like dunk. her again. it didn't work. there was you know you don't know that. viral video so she was he was getting uh. i think a baptist yeah and then uh this. was like a uh.
i think it was a young teen and then. she came up like. and then everyone was like dunk her. again. it didn't work. [Laughter]. speaking of like religious stuff though. have you seen um michelle fawn recently. what's that who's that you know you know. the makeup youtuber oh yeah yeah what. about it have you seen like story. recently why is she going crazy no she. posted something like kind of kind of.
weird it was like talking about. i don't know she was saying like she's. like a healer. she's saying like. she's part of this religion i don't know. is she hacked is she hacked or no i. don't think so but she's she's been. ghosted she's been off the grid for a. while word okay yeah maybe she's she's. gotten into that spiritual route and now. she's back no but some people some. people are saying like she might have. joined like a cult oh no that's like a. theory oh word what was it called did i. tell you about like the toronto guy cody. one oh no the toronto guy cody i think.
he got hacked no. really no. that's him. toronto guy cody for the people that. don't know yeah he's like another. toronto influencer comedy skits comedy. skits yeah yeah and recently he's been. posting a lot of like he's still posting. he's still posting stuff he's not hacked. man yeah he's not hacked look i'm gonna. show you yeah let me see yo if if he can. come out with some answers i'd love to. hear what he has to say yeah guy cody oh. yeah i think he deleted it he has to let. me oh no no see look.
toronto got cody brother cody x. cody look the black exodus look all of. these things yeah. the son of god jesus the messiah and. it's some this guy who's this guy. so i look at all these posts and they're. all praising this one guy i have no idea. who it is though yeah but it's it's just. like he he's probably in a cult where. you have to praise that guy yeah yeah. it's great wait have you heard of them. um the church of the iron rod have you. heard of that no no this one's crazy.
the iron rod no oh my god i've never. heard of that in my life bro okay so. this this is um there's this religious. like church i guess. in the states right okay and they pray. with ars on their laps. huh with straps bro what yeah hold on. i'll show you let me see let me see it's. crazy and and it's all run by this like. what's the religion though what's your. religion like it's it's it's catholic. catholic i'm pretty sure it's catholic. but it's like. um.
their own too yeah yeah i mean it's not. just scathing holy yeah look you see. this they're strapped up you know. even like the. all the priests and everything they have. they have guns on their labs they have. an ammo yeah you ever hear that no bro. you never seen those this is bro their. leader is like korean i'm pretty sure. that's [ __ ]. the grandma look they're literally all. strapped up in the pews bro look they're. praying with their ars yeah that's crazy.
no that's wild look and that's the. leader. this korean guy wait so so this is not. like army this is just no this is a. church oh this is a church bro. this is. look you see this i mean damn. that guy that guy oh my god kind of. looks like you i'm not sure. but like. would you call that a cult. yeah for sure. yeah. it's interesting for sure it's. interesting for sure i think um i think.
vice did uh did a documentary that's how. i found it yeah no vice has the best. documentaries especially the drug ones. yeah i don't know how people agree to do. that but like uh have you seen the. whippets one oh yeah yeah yeah so they. they literally go and they're they're. following around the team that goes into. the parties and he's like y'all i'm i'm. gonna sell these canisters to these. teens outside the club best time you. feel me yeah that's my stuff. what the [ __ ] you know that that's a. thing in like the 70s i'm pretty sure. yeah. they put in like a balloon.
that's weird man to be honest but like. out of every drug you're not taking it. you're just inhaling so that's very easy. yeah but i'm pretty sure it's like worse. the effects the effects are very bad. it's really really bad because it's like. messes with your your um your brain. cells it literally kills your brain. cells on the spot yeah exactly you know. glue too like glue glue yeah i use this. [Music]. jk you're not telling me that you'd. never sniffed me no i didn't really. especially especially especially the the. stick ones. those.
those smelled the best i did the markers. like you know the markers are worse no. like the flavored markers those smell. nice like the watermelon market yes i. used to have those i know people that. the on the i'm addicted to that show. like i'm addicted to smelling like. permanent markers i don't know how. because they're so strong i don't like. that yeah that's weird but but um. but i used to get the you know the. pencils too. yo like fresh pencils no the the pencils. the pencils that have like a flavoring.
like a scent on it yeah they used to be. fruity ass pencils yeah there used to be. pencils with with scents on it and i. remember like everybody everybody got. one from the teacher yeah but we all had. different flavors so what we do now what. we do we'd like. take the shavings and then like trade. them off yeah trade off the shavings bro. cause the shavings smell so good. themselves. yeah it's like here how am i shaving yo. school is weird sometimes man school is. weird. i feel like that's where. i feel like i feel like school is the.
real determiner of what's gonna happen. to society oh yeah like those early days. in elementary school. you can really tell like how we're gonna. end up yeah facts no can't you tell like. uh my master was telling me it's like oh. in in these classes when we're running. these classes can't you tell that that. guy's gonna go far in life and like uh. this one might it's like he's not. disciplined you know he might not go you. feel me yeah but like in your swimming. class instructors like you kind of feel. like oh yeah he's gonna be successful in. some way um when i was teaching yeah do.
you have like those kids and they're. like the lazy ones kind of but i never. like. here's my thing with that here's my. thing with that i never i never doubt. anybody yeah because they could always. change yeah you could always change and. i feel like even if you're a terrible. because i was a bad kid growing up i was. i was very different from what i am now. like i was kind of immature but looking. back on it like. [ __ ] maybe if i if i seemed. again not right to other people at least. i grew out of it and then i become who i. am today some people don't grow out of. it maybe it takes a little bit more time.
but you never just like leave it at that. i'm always like you you see somebody one. time and that's your that's your only. impression of them right the more you. see them or the more you see them grow. like now you have a real understanding. of who they really are because i feel. like even if you meet somebody you don't. even know if that's their true self i. think i think that's just like uh since. you went through it as a kid now you're. you're you're s you're stable now. because you already went through that. thing so it's like you have to go. through that first essential l to then. change because because people don't go. they go perfect throughout high school.
uh university but now then like oh [ __ ]. what do i do now yeah like now you get. to learn life real life and you learn. that early yeah right looking back i was. i was kind of like. i was kind of a mean kid man yeah i was. perfect i want a perfect like perfect. grades perfect everything yeah now i. went through that phase is like oh. sometimes you can't be perfect all the. time you just take you don't count it as. a loss you don't you don't beat yourself. up for that you gotta learn and make. sure that never happens again yeah yeah.
yeah that's that's how everybody lives. that's life that's like. i i remember. i remember like even just trading. pokemon cards bro even just trading. pokemon cards i would do some sneaky. business tactics when i was a kid maybe. that's where i get it from were you that. kid that um had like a printed out the. charizard and then put it on like a. wordle no no i was smarter than that i. started i went to pima and i got the. fake ones and i tried them off a real. one bro i'm telling you i'm telling you. i never i made sure after this one all i. took because he traded me like a. charizard for like my best card yeah and.
then i was at home i was at home it was. so sunny and i keep i keep my uh things. in a box so it becomes hot the glue. started rubbing oh i'm like what the. hell is i started underneath the geodude. i start picking at the corner it's like. a the little worm thing the caterpillar. worm. and then the guy was like no refunds. no that's me. i'm like what the. heck. you know that kid um in that cartoon. where it's like the high school the kids.
oh in recess. yeah you're that kid yeah i know i was. literally that kid i was literally that. kid. no matter what i was trying to like make. a buck somewhere yeah i wanted to be. that kid but in my mind i was like kid. with the glasses. the skinny kid with the glasses but i. don't blame anything but cartoons man. yes i don't think anything bug card. series recess was a criminally i forgot. about that chauffeur it was a critically. uh underrated show yeah yeah yeah. they're super underrated yeah that that. [ __ ]. made us who we are man.
because we picked we picked from the. archetypes. from the archetypes and we're kind of. like i want to go that way that's kind. of true yeah holy do you think do you. think the reason for the emergence of. all of these um. singers music artists come from hannah. montana. oh like a double life theory no hannah. montana for sure first more inspired. hell of people to live hard to everybody. yeah to even live like a um musician's. life exactly justin bieber too yeah but.
yeah jonas brothers what the hell. brother is no imagine being justin. bieber at that age and you have that. much like fame already that's crazy how. many bodies do you think justin had at. least oh my god. [ __ ] it yo he was probably everyone he. had the whole world fam. he could go like this never say never. justin bieber oh my goodness oh my god. no baby justin bieber two he had every. teen every teen back then in his palms. fam damn i wonder how that would must. have must have been to live bro that's. why why do you think he ended up like. how he is right now he's super chill now.
yeah yeah but he went through that like. you went through everything yeah yeah. that's like you give the world to. somebody like how are they gonna react. exactly if i give you the world right. now how are you gonna react to right now. i don't know. that's why that's why it's like um did. you see that tick tock is like when you. break the news of someone dying randomly. to a person the first reaction is like. like you don't know how to read yeah. they don't understand like like some. people some people laugh. just straight off um yeah some people. laugh no but that's this like. exactly yeah some people get hated on. that too yeah no some people don't have.
to hold their emotions and stuff yeah. some guy get bullied and sit yeah some. people that's just how they act like. they giggle or something because they're. uncomfortable my dad he says he says i. kind of believe him too one thing a lot. of asians do what i i used to do this. too like. asians that that are put into like an. awkward situation what do they do okay. hold on let me think asians that are put. into awkward situation what's your go-to. move. i don't know. i don't know what is it i i was gonna. say we just walk away nah.
think about it asian person. even if they don't speak english. think of all your cousins bro think all. your cousins i don't know they smile. smile that's all we do bro i mean even. me too like if i'm putting an awkward. situation i just smile bro yeah okay. yeah you're right you're right you don't. know what to say smile yeah yeah yeah. you know yeah. no it's a true thing. okay go now go ahead okay i'll just ask. like what was the most awkward position. you were putting most awkward position i. don't remember i'm not remembering that.
yeah yeah i'm never gonna remember those. yeah awkward position. i can't even tell you yeah i have those. small ones i have the small ones like. even today remember when you open the. door. when you open the door and we were both. like yo what's up fam i'm good we said. that the exact same i know i'm like. oh no no oh my god i don't want to i. don't want to like expose her though. because i feel like she watches the. podcast why it wasn't me it was like. somebody else though just saying i don't. know what to say she definitely doesn't. watch it she definitely doesn't watch it.
okay so well i think i don't know if i. told this in the podcast wait did you. talk about stereo i don't remember i. would tell it then so i was working at. jordan's store i think i told you. already. no no no. oh. no i have those i have no i can't see. this i can't say this. it was a good mistake oh yeah it's a. funniest one it's a funny mistake. hopefully i wish you don't yeah i really. hope she doesn't watch this now. i was working at the jordan store. and then um because i was i was like. band ambassador right yeah and then we.
we also have like a foot action worker. there yeah. bro i don't want to see you just do it. man bro and then uh we all like. introducing each other right yeah and. like hi nice to meet you i'm carlos yeah. that's what i said. what did she say back to me she says. hi nice to meet you. [Music]. carlos i didn't know what to do so i. just. yeah. no that's that's the equivalent of like. you know how your waiter or like the. waiter says like oh have a nice meal.
and then you're like. bro. yeah that was the most that was an. awkward moment i had yeah i don't know. what oh one time okay this is one thing. that still sticks with me okay i feel. like it's good for me to to have done it. i forgot my lines during like a. presentation okay and it was like a. drama class too yeah that was one of the. most embarrassing moments of my life for. whatever reason and that was the first. time i really like choked up because i. really i was really looking for the. lines like what do i say here right but.
fam like that moment i felt in my heart. like oh like it feels so terrible it was. so terrible because. i forgot the lines and i ruined the. whole flow of the of the of the scene. yeah and then we had to redo it bro i. don't know i think that's the first time. like you know you know how you can you. can freestyle [ __ ] yeah that moment i. couldn't even freestyle i was like. frozen i was frozen you could do nothing. but i felt bad because it just made my. whole group look bad and not just me. because it looked like somebody else. forgot their line too it wasn't just me.
yeah. so then that's one of my worst that was. one of my mercy yeah go ahead yeah but. like i think i think it's good to go. through that because we just redid it. and then i'm like okay i'm not gonna. forget i think it's because i didn't. practice enough yeah no for so bad in. every drama and improv class that's. where awkward moments are born literally. because like you're forgetting. improv is so like pressure fam that's. the pressure of improv i don't know how. stand-up comedians do the the improv. where they have to. just talk to guests and they have to. make jokes out of that i think.
this is my theory though i'd rather do. that than memorize a script word i'd. rather do that than memorize the script. cause if something throws me off yeah. and i can't go back to scripts or if i. forget a line from the script then i'm. i'm like i'm in shambles you know no. that that's what that's crazy because um. i was meeting um one of my girls family. and she's like you made a script no no i. was just no because usually me yeah even. in this podcast what do i before i have. oh i have stuff i have stuff so i cuz i. can't improv like that you you you're.
just all off knowledge right i was like. oh like what do i say before like is. there a proper way you want me to. introduce yourself it's not just be you. she's like why you have like stuff. i was like yeah i always have like some. dialect like dialogue so in case it gets. awkward i can do it actually yes i can. pull the dialogues out of my things so. it's not awkward damn i'm just prepared. like that that's just how i move yeah so. like any like interaction you like think. of stuff. like yeah so even before i'm meeting uh. that's kind of crazy yeah the new people. in my in my school always have something.
oh uh did you do you uh what's what was. the homework from last night like simple. lives like that yeah so it's not awkward. it's never awkward damn that's kind of. smart though it is that's like she's. smart yeah you go you meet new people. and you're like [ __ ] just i say. whatever. nah nah cause no because like i always. said the way i think for a conversation. is like i have to get to the destination. first and then i can see the road time. but i see the road times already so i'm. ready i just have to see the destination. nah i feel like.
oh i guess it works for you though. it cannot that can work for me yeah like. if you're meeting a girl on the first. date. the the most awkward part is when you're. first meeting because you don't know how. to handshake you know if you go in for a. hug you feel me so i'm like okay let me. just feel the vibe and then i have stuff. planned just in case it goes off. i think i think now whenever i talk to. somebody where i meet somebody yeah it's. it's a very like be here now baby type. of thing you know i mean like what's. present. yeah i think that the most prepared i've. gotten was i was meeting this new guy at.
ryerson yeah and we were just meeting up. for like clothes i was like yo when i. see you just dab me up wait what so it's. not awkward wait what like you know you. know like you you never know what you're. gonna do i was like yo just tap me up. what do you mean. i was like oh i'm in the black hoodie. just dab me up when you see me oh why i. don't know so because i hate that first. like like you don't know whether to do. this or to do this it's like no just dab. me up first when you say word. no fam you know what you know what. that's the i hate that feeling too i. know exactly what you mean yeah i hate.
that feeling too is because. like going back to let's wrap it all. together going back to what it's talking. about with the with the bots and the. people that want to put you in a box. and people that want to make you feel a. certain way because you're different or. you express yourself differently not. everybody's going to understand how i. express myself not everybody's going to. agree with how i express myself but what. can what can you control yeah what can. you control yourself so do exactly what. you want to do whenever you want to do. it. repercussions come yeah you face them.
but at least you're not held down by. their words you're not held down by. their standards you gotta appeal to this. and that this and that just be yourself. don't worry about oh i'm gonna i can't. say this i'm gonna i'm gonna look. embarrassed to somebody do this yeah. no never let eat that bro don't never. let the awkwardness kind of affect your. confidence i hate that so much because. because i can feel myself falling into. that something i felt that before like. growing up as a kid there would be. moments like oh.
i i'm too afraid but why am i afraid why. are we afraid is because all of these tv. shows all these commercials oh the the. nerd that doesn't look cool he has to be. awkward because this and that he doesn't. know how to talk to girls. [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah you know i mean like. why did they have to teach us that and. then now that's what the norm is yeah. there's way more there's way more into. life than looking cool. yeah the norm should be literally be. yourself be yourself like i had this i. had this debate with ryan would you. rather be in like a mental asylum or.
like a violent prison yeah i had that. that debate with him and one of my my. best points i think was when you're in. the men's asylum literally you can be. exactly who you want to be. and nobody's going to judge you. you know yeah in prison you gotta act. tough yeah you gotta act tall well. that's not everybody's doing their thing. everybody's screaming around like saying. balloons you know what i mean like you. can say whatever you want and i i want. to i want to get to that level i want to. get to that point where. the whole world will be able to see that. or at least everybody i'm close to the. disabled i don't i don't think it's.
going to be the whole world because. they're so influenced by other things. that maybe that our fans will go with. that mindset because they listen. like i hate that man i hate that because. because it kind of it kind of. gives everybody a step backwards yeah i. know. it's like they're pretending all the. time and you don't you just don't you're. tired of seeing fakes no even not just. pretending but like we have to we have. to do this for this like why do you have. to do this for this why don't you just. do what you want yeah like i understand. i understand there's certain things you.
have to um you have to accept like a. common courtesy yeah i agree like as. long as for the greater good but those. things where it's like um. he's too confident he's too he's too. cocky why is that a negative thing they. should be happy that you're confident in. yourself right yeah yeah your insecurity. of that person being too confident is is. your own insecurity back at you because. you don't want somebody to be like that. because you're you're afraid to do that. yourself i hate that yeah no confident. confidence is a big thing in this life. because uh what do you call it people. are not born with your confidence and.
people are not born with confidence. like i was never born with that like i. had to learn it but why is it so hard. that that all of the all of these things. we see in media all these things we see. in tv shows like it's the opposite like. trying to hold us back rather than make. us more make us more i hate it like it. doesn't make sense to me man i don't. know yeah it's really just the con this. is usually the content you are affects. your whole life this is crazy from from. birth to now yo but. it doesn't have to be that way too you.
know i mean like. as long as somebody's happy but still. like i i i don't like i just don't like. that yeah i just don't like be yourself. man yeah. that's one of my biggest pet peeves yeah. you like what you like yeah you you went. on your little rant yeah. you get off your chest yeah yeah that's. one of the biggest pet peeves like i. hate i hate like. nah you can't do this why can't you do. that yeah you know. you always ask me that too like when i. was going where i was finding myself. yeah you're like oh it's like why why. are you doing that for i know in like. you don't want to do that yeah.
don't do nothing for nobody yeah you. always pay me for that. i'm glad yeah that's for everybody too. because if we have if we have this. podcast and we're we're teaching the new. generation that's the last one i want to. see it's a new generation. take away. yeah. but yeah bro i will end it there yeah. we'll end it there we went crazy. all right thank you everyone for. watching this absolute jumper zone. podcast oh we got a shout out to um the. jumpers club jumpers club it's coming. soon the link will be download in the. description it's going to be all.
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