RED DOOR GHOST GAME, CEREAL TESTOSTERONE THEORY & CARLOS HEARS VOICES STORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.134

[Music]. when I was taking pcks at the dealership. this guy started he started like this. right then he started tilting the phone. and the pics are like the craziest. angles that like it take PS of what the. car yeah and so I was holding up the key. like me and my dad right he's like yo. give me your phone I'll take Pi this guy. starts going like this right boom that's.

all normal then he starts like rotating. like nonstop F like and got to a point. where he was Dam near like it looks cool. it's different is you want the ankles. you got to hit the ankles bro that [ __ ]. we deleted that [ __ ] immediately Fam I'm. tell Boomers have like a they lowkey. have their own swag bro what like. Boomers oh Boomers yeah they are. different they have their own swag Fam. I'm not going to lie there's some you. have you ever seen like your dad work on. something like uh fixing something and. then they dou [ __ ] with the tools a.

certain way like oh I never like how a. plumber like does his profession yeah. that's how you know we don't do no hand. [ __ ] we don't do any like fixing we. don't do we don't work with the hands at. all we literally just work with our. fingers like this and you know the the. new um uh uh Apple Pro Vision oh that's. that's that's going to [ __ ] up the. Boomers cuz they're like Y what is this. oh because there's there's a there's a. TED Talk going around too where a boomer. was like oh uh a gen Z can't even write.

a check and then all the genzies was. attacking her she was like oh log into. uh your Apple iCloud and log out and see. what happens I was like yo yeah yo but. honestly I think I I don't want I don't. want to call man's out I'm not trying to. call man out but obviously cuz it's it's. it's pointless yeah but low key the Next. Generation coming I hope they really. dive into more computer stuff rather. than the tablet stuff the tablet stuff I. don't think that's going to be a thing I. think it's going to be all you think.

simpi yes iPad kids fam I hope it's not. like I love my iPad kids out there. that's our demographic feel me that's. our man but I just hope like cuz growing. up for us we were always on the. computers because that's all we had was. computers like we were playing games we. were downloading our own games you have. to like move files if the file didn't. work then you have to move into another. texture pack blah blah blah you have to. do launchers fam now it's just go to App. Store and you get the app and then log. in that's it and then it's getting even. more simple because you don't even have. to use a mouse you just tap it you just.

tap and now you can control it with your. eyes so it's I don't know why people. don't see like the real problem like as. soon as this becomes like a reality like. it's already becoming that you know what. though we're becoming the robots like we. literally predicted it the the Oculus. has been out for a minute though like. the VR and that's pretty much the same. thing no it it isn't because it's not uh. augumented mean you have you have um you. have controls no you can do that with. oculus too like people just didn't bag. it yeah it's been out fam like this text. all of this Tech that Apple's dropping.

is been out you guys just paid attention. now because it's Apple that that's. that's how brainwash mans are because. now that we see like a big brand doing. it like oh [ __ ] but the tech man's know. like yeah shout out mkb this guy's been. doing reviews on other Tech that's. probably even more advanced than that. wait so Ulus you can control with your. eyes okay I don't know eyes yeah I think. the new one the the Oculus 3 is going to. control your ass but you can you could. use your fingers like this you just go. like this and just tap word yeah know.

you don't have to use the controllers. controlling is better just controllers. is better because of the games cuz you. want to feel the vibration blah blah. blah Did you see the ad to it was kind. of like pointless cuz the guy was. already sitting at home and the the. advertisement was like oh you can play. your favorite games fam you're sitting. at home you have a TV you can't turn on. the TV and play 2K you're really now. you're in it playing 2K which makes no. sense you have it okay I know but trust. me when you try it it's pretty crazy fam. cuz I have the Oculus Quest right I put.

that [ __ ] on and I'm in a movie theater. and I can I can make the screen as big. as I want yo I I made a an environment. that's a classroom and I'm watching like. on a projector screen I'm just sitting. at a desk bro you could do that in real. life you're the guy you're telling me. you're going to walk into a classroom. and and watch a movie in real life. you're a weirdo bro maybe not that. nobody's walking into a classroom at. this age fam but why would you even want. to want to dream about that that's kind. of weird no it's nostalgic it's. nostalgic I guic this guy misses school.

no but it it's a comforting feeling you. know it's a comforting feeling just like. how you get Comfort when you watch your. old cartoons you sit in that same. setting you get comfortable that's true. just like it's it's almost like um you. know those movies and movies where they. go they they go on an adventure and then. they end up back in their old room like. their childhood room it's the exact same. feeling it was like all a dream yeah. okay I get that you know what's crazy so. I heard this I heard this Theory okay. this is this is actually real I don't. even think it's a theory.

but cereal cereal okay oh we we all know. like cereal is bad for us the sugar is. terrible for us it's just not a healthy. diet fam but that's the number one thing. people eat for breakfast check this out. John Harvey Kellogg like the creator of. Kellogg cereal he invented sorry he made. his cereal to stop masturbation. what so he specifically created Kellogg. cereal to put in ingredients that will.

lower the testosterone of boys because. boys are masturbating too much check. this out if you eat Kellog cero right. now uh it will lower your testosterone. fam say word yeah it will actually lower. your testosterone because they put. chemicals in there to lower it it was. the whole plan all along it was to stop. boys from busting nuts and like being so. horny and [ __ ] damn so if you eat. imagine you had a whole generation of. kids eating cereal in the morning.

Kelloggs Frosted Flakes Kelloggs Corn. Flakes blah blah blah we're all lowering. our testosterone every single day eating. Kellogg cereal isn't that bad though cuz. wouldn't you want some level of. testosterone too especially in the. morning as as kids you already have a. high level of it oh okay and you know. what's [ __ ] too this is a real study. like this actual study if you look at. the years and generations and. testosterone they they they studied and. they they looked at full research of. different Generations actually lowers.

like [ __ ] I want to say like 30%. something crazy [ __ ] so we our. generation has the lowest testosterone. in males than any other generation ever. damn I don't eat cereal like that though. so I'm highly like energetic who knows. what it is right do you eat cereal every. day no I don't eat I used to eat cereal. a lot yeah but that that though that is. a bad thing though like why would you. want to lower your testosterone like. it's good to let those those juices go. so you want the you want the conspiracy. you want the conspiracy so the. conspiracy is the more I guess energetic.

males you have or high testosterone. males usually those are the people that. what usually those are the people that. get [ __ ] done so they don't want to get. they usually those are the people that. are at are what like the go-getters the. the bosses the the people that [ __ ]. move things you know I mean okay okay so. as a person on top would you want more. competition or less if you yourself are. one of those obviously less bro damn if.

we ever fought if we ever fought in a. Warf and we were like Canada's like top. consumer of cereal oh man we imagine the. the soldiers like oh we're all just. slumped down we have no testosterone at. all serious you [ __ ] suck like like. all the mens are not passing that Army. test that that your uncle did like like. lifting and [ __ ] like that Dam I think. the regular male can't do it if if you. really take it in back in the day they. would just take whoever for the war.

because usually the males they're doing. the heavy lifting they're doing hard. hard jobs like we were talking about in. the beginning like hand toand stuff but. nowadays fam like we're we're just. sitting at computers yeah do do you have. any uh theories of the the air stuff. that's going on cuz I remember last. night this guy was panicking cuz it said. and I watched the Tik Tok it was like oh. Toronto is going to become inhabitable. so it's like this guy said in I don't. know if it's inhabitable but the Tik Tok. said that's what the Tik Tok said so I'm. like whoa what the [ __ ] and in New York. it literally looks like you know the.

blade run yeah yeah Blade Runner look. like blade it's crazy so I'm like yo I. literally took a took a step outside to. like go on a grocery run and I like my. eyes hurt I was like what the [ __ ] is. going on Dam your eyes were hurting yeah. well you weren't in Toronto at the time. yeah cuz I I was in Pickering and then. and then it wasn't that bad in PJ yeah. it wasn't so also and I saw the sun was. red right so I was like oh [ __ ] that. usually doesn't happen uh it usually. happens like yearly right so I looked. into it and jene's telling me Oh oh yeah. that's just a Blood Moon I'm like fam. that's not the blood moon that's not the.

blood moon I searched it up it was like. blood moon today fam it's not happening. until like it's just because of the fire. and the smoke and [ __ ] that's how bad it. God fam um what's crazy right this is. kind of [ __ ] but there was actually a. prophecy mhm and it said it had. something to do with the sun and the. moon okay and apparently this moon is. supposed to awaken the whole population. and give them Powers it sounds [ __ ]. crazy it sounds really really crazy but. they say this is the whole conspiracy. I'm not saying I believe in this M but.

they say this. whole Wildfire SM popping up yeah it's. to stop us from getting the energy from. the Moon to make us and get that power. that's what they're saying that's some. [ __ ] of [ __ ] conspiracy no but that. that's what that that's like the main. conspiracy about it cuz they want like. why would they want to I mean there's a. there's a theory for everything why. would they want to smog [ __ ] up yeah do. have you ever heard about the the. sunshine uh experiment no was that so. that that's one of the the government.

conspiracies that actually uh came to be. true so I think it started in the the. 1950s and people were catching on to. what was going on like what was like. happening and then it later got revealed. to the public like six years later so. the whole conspiracy is that the. government was taking dead bodies like. Limbs and tissues to test out what would. happen if a if a radioactive fall out. would happen yeah so it was true the the. government actually took like a, bodies.

of dead babies and uh and uh just like. dead dead people random people bodies. without the consent of the of the. people's hospitals yeah and like the. graves fam so they they took that and. they tested it on them and people found. out the parents were pissed cuz this is. an infant's body that they're taking and. know what did they find out they just. used it yeah they used it as research. for the sunshine project damn yeah it's. [ __ ] the government is hiding a lot of. [ __ ] you see Justin Trudeau like smiling. during the whole Wildfire thing too. that [ __ ] kind of he's like he's like.

yeah bro this guy's getting hella this. guy's getting hella carbon tax I ain't. going to lie he's. finessing he might be the biggest. finesser I just want to say this right. now like we'll never know the. true plans you know what I mean like. we'll we'll hear we'll hear what goes on. in the news but we'll never know the. truth why it happened what they're. actually planning behind it it's just. for it's for us to guess us to guess man. for us to guess the one thing that you. can believe in is what's right in front.

of you and what you can see yeah and the. sad thing is. like we can't control it yeah it's sad. too like uh a lot of people are like um. when something a government conspiracy. comes up they really try to copycat like. um an attack like from them so like you. know how uh when 9/11 happened and New. York uh just got bombed yeah there was. like a lot of people who actually. attempted to copy that attack yeah there. was one no they did the same thing I. think it was still the Taliban though no.

it wasn't it wasn't because there was. another guy um I think it's this a. Russell Peters joke fam no it's not like. an actual guy actually stole a plane and. crashed it into a building in America oh. [ __ ] hear about this no so so uh this. was going around when 911 happened. everyone's trying to copycat this. everyone got caught before it happened. right a 15-year-old kid fam Charles J. Bishop I think that's what his name is. he was studying to be a pilot right yeah. pilot left him uh before his and to just. to do the pre-flight check and [ __ ] like.

that and he just drove the plane B he he. took the plane put that [ __ ] in start. and drove it into a Bank of America. building in and I think it was Tampa Bay. yeah wait so he flew it all the way down. yeah he flew it he flew it he took that. PL he flew it and then fam he died for. nothing because he flew it and nothing. happened like he didn't he died no he. died no one else died he he the pilot. died damn yeah and then they found. written in a letter. it was like him showing support to Osama.

Bin Laden oh so he was he was uh Taliban. no he wasn't Taliban but he like he. liked that that theory like he liked the. idea and like he was like this is for. Al-Qaeda I think I don't know if it was. in India I think it was India actually. but the Talan did a similar 911 attack. this is Russell Peters joke actually. okay but fam they really had the humor. not to do it on 9911 in India but to do. it. on 7-Eleven oh my God I know I know that.

joke [ __ ] hit in the comedy oh my. goodness no but it was like it actually. happened they did there was a huge mass. shooting I think it was in India I. believe at like a hotel yeah on 7-Eleven. instead of 911 did you see the the the. Indian Spider-Man in and into the. spiderverse no that [ __ ] was hard bro. that I'm not going to lie that might be. the best character design I've seen in a. while. that look I'll show you show me what.

does it look like he's literally Indian. Spider-Man look. Indian Spider-Man and he had like a. Indian MJ it was fire bro look look at. the character design though can I tell. me his fist not hard bro that is hard. actual thing I thought it was a troll no. this in the movie the recent. movie the hair look that's tall that's. tall that's hard it's actually so sick. no yeah okay um I know you didn't watch. instant spiderverse but I want to say. this everybody that did watch it that.

[ __ ] was not a 10 out of 10 I don't know. what everybody's saying everybody was. hyping up to me 10 out of 10 best. Spider-Man movie ever made yeah I. disagree I just personally think it was. a little bit too much going on here's my. opinion okay okay cuz I know people are. roasted me in the comments right now how. could you say that I rated a 6.5 on my. story that. was knew was I knew it was going to cost. some rights fam but it's not really a. 6.5 I'm going to say that okay okay more. like a seven like Point give five more.

it's like a seven out of 10 so it's bad. it's bad it's not bad actually it's not. bad M but what it could have been made. it bad you get me cuz it should have. been a 10 out of 10 for me I didn't. think all right maybe cuz nobody was. deeping it like how I was I feel like. The Catered it towards the kids that. have no attention span oh really so it. was like yeah thing after thing no. storyline no there was story line but. the story line was so it was so um it's. hard to pay attention because there's so. much going on all that once oh [ __ ] so.

the the animation was amazing it's 11. out of 10 animation like don't get me. wrong but there was so much action. showing on screen so many like boom BL. blah blah you know what I mean and then. it was kind of distracting from the. emotion I was supposed to be feeling. yeah definitely I'm I'm I'm not like the. majority a lot of people liked it. everyone is saying like 10 out of 10. best Spider-Man movie ever personally I. just didn't like it and I did not like. the ending that's all I'm going say I. only saw the trailer but I already knew. it wasn't going to be a top Spider-Man. because it was cartoon style you know.

what I'm saying no but actually what's. crazy the first one people say is the. best Spider-Man movie ever no I only. like the one where it's it's all it's. like humans like I don't like any of the. if it has I don't want it to be in um in. cartoon no it's it's pretty it's sick. though it looks sick though cuz there's. certain things you can't do in real life. that you can get away with on animation. there's a lot you can get away with in. animation that you can't do real life oh. there's a there's a hidden detail in. Spider-Man into the spiderverse 2 this.

is so sick cuz I didn't notice that at. first but the character spider Punk when. he was in the the headquarters like. Spider-Man 299 headquarters he was like. picking up some random [ __ ] looking at. it like oh this is cool throwing in his. backpack throwing in his backpack later. in the movie we figure out yo he was. collecting all of those different. gadgets to make Gwen's time travel watch. we only figure it out later so if you. watch it again he's actually going. through the whole headquarters is. picking stuff up and putting it away.

this guy's stealing [ __ ] yeah yeah and. it only made sense later it was sick. though that's kind of fire that's kind. of fire you have any other theories for. that oh yeah I do have a theory check. this out so did you know Spider-Man this. symbol this Sy devilish yeah no it's not. what this is I love you in sign language. oh [ __ ] so every time he's fighting the. Sinister 6 every time he's fighting all. those villains he goes like this so when. Spider-Man fights you he's actually. saying I love you oh that's I love this.

whole time bro so he's fighting with. love bro oh wait no I talked about that. before remember in Italy it was like in. Italy they do this or like yeah I was I. remember talking about symbols and this. was one of them this is actually I love. you yeah yeah so Spider-Man when he goes. like this it means I love you so he's. fighting them but he's actually fighting. them with love oh that's kind of sick I. thought it was going to be some satanic. [ __ ] again I was like oh no no no no. he's not satanic I don't think. Spider-Man's satanic you could probably. come up with some [ __ ] about spider. being satanic and Sh he's.

red no that makes sense though it makes. head ass bro he's red he's shooting [ __ ]. out of his things no but I don't know if. you saw the uh the Ellen live Ellen went. live right Ellen live on what like. Instagram Instagram right and like it. showed parts of her um of her house. right and I don't know why but Ellen's. eyes have been like really [ __ ] me up. so far but it's like different color. lenses it's really creepy but all the. paintings that are in her house are done. by this guy who does like um I guess.

like certain rituals like Satanic. rituals and you can see like in one of. the paintings there's triangles and [ __ ]. like that right and I read up more about. it those triangles are the same. triangles that they do when they try to. like like summon something so every time. Ellen has like three pictures. specifically and one it was so [ __ ]. but in quotation marks it says it spells. out Revenge Revenge of what the revenge. I don't know but that was part of the.

picture I'm like yo I have a chain. that's exactly like that that spells out. revenge I was like oh [ __ ] I got to. throw that [ __ ] away I got to throw that. [ __ ] away is that why you don't wear it. now yeah I don't wear it anymore do you. think do you think certain words if you. always kind of hold on to the meaning of. it does it [ __ ] you up that's that's. what my friend told me he said um even. though that that was like it it means. something different to you yeah that. word is very bad energy right so that's. why it's like [ __ ] whenever I wear it is. that like bringing Bad Karma to me even.

though I it's meant for something else. you know so it's scary something else. yeah oh there so there's also another. game that's really trending right now. have you ever heard of the The Red Door. yellow door game no I don't think I. heard of that you haven't oh my no this. is recent like everybody is putting. their phone down and literally recording. them playing the game so I'll show you a. video after so you have one person. that's that's like laying on their back. right and another person is is going. like this. right to their their brain so the whole.

point of the game is try to hypnotize. the other person so they can visualize. or uh different sets of doors right yeah. and the whole point of it is like uh you. can open any door you want but you have. to be careful of which door you open. right so there's three rules what the. first rule if you see a guy in an all. black suit you have to end the game. immediately or else he'll kill you in. that dream in that hypnosis oh [ __ ] yeah. so if you die like in the dream actually.

like there's actually people that went. out of the dream traumatized too cuz. they were that close so second rule if. you see any demons or thing talking to. you don't talk to them in that dream and. the last one if you get trapped in a. room full of clocks you have to get out. right away or you might stay in that. room your whole life oh [ __ ] so this is. crazy eternity yeah yeah so I'll show. you the video this this girl and uh she. did it to her brother so they got.

[ __ ] scared once [ __ ] happened yeah. so look so look she was leading him. through wait this dude is this all. playing black man get are you okay are. you okay n fam the little boy said on. all plain black man she had to wake it. up right away cuz he would have been. killed in that dream fam there's there's. way more videos I can show you that. people slapping them that's so [ __ ] no. it's [ __ ] cuz what would happened to. that person like where when you're.

holding them would they just like. [ __ ] freeze up yeah like freeze up. like like literally just stay still that. [ __ ] scary I know fam that sh scary fam. cuz I you ever had those um like for. example sleep paralysis M many times. yeah what would happen like if you get. stuck in a sleep paralysis cuz there's. some people that do get stuck right and. I heard like some people they have heart. attacks and they die what the [ __ ] so. what if did you know there's a there's a. certain death a lot of people can get. and it's during their sleep and there's.

no there's literally no scientific proof. of or medical proof of what actually. killed them it's just they just deem it. as like they died in their sleep they. they don't they don't know how it. happened medically they don't know what. triggered it there's nothing with their. health that triggered it but they just. passed away it's like a paranormal thing. or it's like no so who knows yeah what. if those deaths like those deaths when. people die in their sleep like certain. ones it's because of paranormal things.

like that that's so [ __ ] I wouldn't. want to that's scary cuz what if our. dreams are actually just jumping into. different dimensions and portals and by. mistake you jump into a death portal and. like it ends up being that mhm oh that's. [ __ ] scary bro have you ever had a. dream like that where like you almost. felt like okay you want to you want to. this is going to scare you though I. don't know no no do it do I love this. not even like this is a real story yeah. I want to hear I want to hear it you. know the the creepiest one when you were. gone for so long in the apartment I was.

ready for [ __ ] to start falling out the. cabinets like how you told me I was like. I don't want wait what falling out the. no because remember you're like oh uh. the the thing fell and hit my uh and hit. yeah you were gone for so long I was. like fam I have to invite someone else. scar cuz when when you're gone for that. long fam and you tell me that story and. you leave fam come on bro what are you. doing you're setting up for. failure you know what I mean okay bro. all right this like you're actually. going to get [ __ ] so I'm good all.

right let me hear it bro let me buckle. up no this is actually real like it's. actually like this is no joke I'm going. just say that first mhm So lately I've. been feeling kind of not myself what. yeah damn okay and you know I'm. religious I'm very religious mhm so I. decided to go to church on a Wednesday. oh okay that's sick yeah so I went to. church and. um this is going to sound scary to you. but yeah like a Catholic Church the. cathol. yeah and then I was praying and then.

when it came time for like communion you. know when you get the bread the. Eucharist. yeah this is kind of [ __ ] to say but. like I was walking toward the priest. uhhuh and I had this urge to. laugh yeah fam whoa. whoa yeah no like fam hold. on no it's it's kind of crazy like it's. actually it's actually like really scary. yeah had this urge to like burst out.

laughing cuz you were uncomfortable or. what was it cuz like in uncomfortable. situations man's laugh so I can get that. nah bro yeah okay so so I sat down yeah. I sat down and I I started praying I'm. like why was I like I was scared right. like why was I like laughing like that. like what was what was going on right. yeah so anyways I just kept praying and. then you know what I mean locked to the. way like blah blah blah so time goes by. I'm blessed mhm and as you know like I'm. going to keep praying I'm going keep. doing my thing for sure for sure and.

then one night I had a. dream this was actually recent like not. too long ago but I had a dream. and it was like I heard someone. screaming and I was I was in the living. room and I heard someone screaming for. the life they were like screaming like. get me out get like like yeah like. screaming I'm like what the [ __ ] is this. and I'm chilling like I was chilling in. like a living room I was just like a. home setting and I walk downstairs and I. just see like someone like trying to. like get out of something right and it's.

screaming like ah get me out get me out. you saw it yeah like in my dream in my. dream okay in your dream in your dream. yeah yeah so I'm like oh [ __ ] that was. kind of weird yeah and time goes by yeah. and then you know how I always wear this. this bracelet yeah yeah so this is. supposedly protecting you from demons. yeah right so I took the bracelet off. and I was like in I was actually in holy. [ __ ] I was in the living room of my. house holy [ __ ] yeah just like my dream. what the [ __ ] [ __ ] all connect oh my.

God why do I no this is like a true I'm. not making this [ __ ] up like this. actually real no and I wasn't wearing my. bracelet right yeah and something I. don't know why I was just so like. anxious I was so like worried about. something I don't know why but and then. I started praying I'm like nah I can't I. can't be feeling like this right so I. started praying and I when I. prayed like something inside of me was. like this is exactly what I heard in my. head you're going to get scared this is. exactly what I heard in my head I can't. stand you something in my head said I.

can't stand you oh my. god Fam I'm not going to lie to. you it felt like it felt like some. Spirit or some [ __ ] was trapped and they. did not like it inside fam yeah but. that's good though I'm I'm not scared. about that because it's like I know. you're on that side I know you're on and. then this that's when I started praying. like I I prayed properly yeah now here's. the thing. though I'm okay I'm I'm going to give. the conclusion after but I started.

praying and I and I said please God. remove any any negative energy any evil. or any demon that may be attached to me. yeah so I prayed that the moment like I. said that like I finished a prayer fam I. swear to God I swear to God like no this. is I'm not even joking I felt like. replenished like I felt like clear like. my head was clear crystal clear I can. see I can hear I can like it's like. quiet yeah no but usually it was loud.

fam yo usually it's loud in my head I. [ __ ] you not fam I cuz I went to church. on on Saturday yeah uh the Christian one. with jene and um I prayed for the same. thing I said um because I I initially. prayed for protection um from all the. Judgment because obviously the comments. and [ __ ] I wanted to replenish that but. I also said from anything negative or. any Spirit that's on me or any hex right. and and so what they do in the Christian. church is they all gather hands they did. it they uh did it this week where they.

all get into a circle and they all hold. hands and everyone is talking at the. same time right so I'm I'm there like. saying my [ __ ] and the priest on on the. stage starts as soon as I say that in my. heads please Lord please protect me yeah. he starts talking in tongues I [ __ ] you. not he. goes and and I I I'm not supposed to. open my eyes but I look like I I look at. like what is going on and he's up there. and I noticed everyone like damn near.

everyone is talking in tongues oh [ __ ]. bam so I looked to jarlene I I squeeze. her hand and she's like yo yo like like. just just go just go just keep praying. keep praying but fam the emotion I felt. fam was so crazy I never experienced. anything like that before but it like it. translated you know energy fam that was. the craziest like uh preaching I've ever. been in word yeah it was so crazy that. day so were you able to thing no no I I. just kept going like like I I cried like.

I I D near cried damn yeah not fam so. that [ __ ] is real bro yeah and and um I. realized. something I realized like what what's. been happening what I'm putting faith. into too many things that aren't God. like what it's good to put Faith in. yourself right you know what I mean it's. really good to put Faith in. yourself but everything else as in. like astrology or like believing like. crystals and [ __ ] even like this like.

numers you put you put too many you put. too many too much faith into other. things to take care of you but the more. time and more effort and more energy you. put into that faith of other things the. less the faith is in that yeah and I. think that's what was happening I was. putting too much faith into other things. and what if those things aren't. necessarily I get that though the right. team you know what I'm saying no no. because because obviously as a as a. open-minded person you're going to open. yourself to those things like oh you.

start believing oh g Gigi was actually. right fam but you know at the end of the. day like none of these things like is. real it all supersedes it you know I. mean like there's one thing that all. always is Right always on top F that was. one of the scariest moments of my life. but like I F I feel replenished was it. this week too so we both went to church. this week yeah yeah so we came back. we're we're blessed still that's crazy. fam I know no but real talks like you. hear stories all the time and how how. this stuff would happen to you or you.

hear how people get quote unquote like. possessed and [ __ ] and you think it's. crazy until happens to you f I swear to. God like you think it's crazy till it. actually happens to you because that's. when you actually start praying yeah cuz. like you never like a lot of people. don't pray just to pray like they pray. when they're scared and when it's like. almost too late fam but the thing is. it's never too late which is what's. really good but at the same time you. should you should open your mind to. those things before beforehand like you.

should be thankful beforehand because if. if you only do things after after the. fact that you're down on your luck that. you're you know what I mean going. through hard. times like what are the times you're. celebrating with God what are the times. you're thanking yeah yeah cuz then we. forget we forget who's been there the. whole time it's like that there's that. quote it's like um there's this guy. walking on the sand MH. and the whole time he was walking. through the sand he saw another pair of.

footprints okay so this whole time he. was walking on the beach and he saw. another pair of footprints right M and. he noticed the hard. times he when he felt like he was going. through hard times he only saw one pair. and he started to think like what the. [ __ ] how come there's only one pair of. footprints like he looked back at his. life like why why was there only one. pair what happened to The Other M and he. said Jesus how come you didn't help me. how come you didn't you weren't there. for me at at the Hard Time and then you. know what Jesus said those are the times.

I carried you. damn Jesus man you Jesus I heard that. quote I'm like holy [ __ ] that's kind of. yeah no that's real bro kind of deep. faman yeah so some guy in the comments. also pointed out too like you know how. we were talking about how the all the. media portrays that other side right and. it's like some guy said yeah why. couldn't destroy lonely be a fashioned. God why does he have to be the the. fashion deal exactly real talks bro like. he could have chose he could have chose. any other word fashion God sounds cooler. cuz you're you're the god of everything.

yeah we could he could have chose. different words bro if looks good no. 100% there's like a spiritual going on. yeah yeah for sure y'all got to figure. out like what what side you're going on. cuz it's looking like the apocalypse. outside bro I'm not even going to lie to. you it's l looking like the apocalypse. yeah so now mans are starting to pray to. God it's too late no it's never too late. it's never too late but if if you ever. feel like certain things aren't right in. your life maybe take a look at your. spiritual side and see what what things. are wrong in that that side of it that's. true because we only see the world as a.

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it's like it's the name of the series is. like the life after the 9 to5 right and. so a lot of people say oh that life is. so stupid like don't go escape the. matrix [ __ ] like that right but I. realize that like it's it's very cool. because it's very stable you know it's. like um he goes from the 9 to 5 and then. he has his routine but it's every day so. you're saying you like the N9 to5 no but. I I get the piece of a 9 to5 like I get. the piece so it's like you do the same.

routine cuz you don't have to worry yeah. but say like I wake up I have no routine. right now it's like oh what am I going. to do next as an entrepreneur as a. creative so forever I mean you have to. have you have to make your you have to. make your your routine bro like. obviously it's going to be like that if. you don't make one everybody can make a. routine you can do you can do nothing in. the world but have a routine of doing. nothing in the world yeah like oh I wake. up today yeah time to do nothing I know. but but I like his account because it's. like a lot of people [ __ ] on that 9 to5. but he's making it like seem like okay.

which it is you know there's one thing. that [ __ ] blew my mind this [ __ ] like. it made me think about everything even. just career-wise in general yeah if you. look at how the world works like we all. trade our health to what to make more. money MH and then when we have more. money we lost our health so what do we. do with the money we try to buy back our. health yeah yeah oh [ __ ] whether that be. with vacation mental health blah blah. blah so we're it's like we're trading.

ourselves boom all right give me this. monetary value like oh [ __ ] I'm [ __ ]. up now because I spent my whole time. working working yeah so now let me just. spend this money and get healthy so it's. like a a cycle but what if you could. have just been healthy to begin with. health is wealth to be honest yeah you. can have a billion dollars in the world. but if you're like dying yeah what that. billion dollars worth to you mhm and. also I had a fortune cookie too where. it's like. um no no it was so that was just funny. no no it was so perfect it was so. perfect cuz um uh me me personally I I.

like I don't like to I don't know why. but I got called out for it it's like yo. if I have a friendship and [ __ ] like I'm. very low maintenance so I'm not going to. reach out to you like it's only until. you reach out to me then I'll say yeah. cuz I say yes to everything but you have. to reach out to me right so I got a. fortun cookie recently and this was when. I started like this is like the first. time I start I linked my friends cuz I. haven't seen them in a long time so I. was like yo let's go chill and just like. like have like a boba run or something. so it's like uh something about like.

friends uh friends in this world are are. free like you should use them more some. [ __ ] like that but it was about friends. and using them uh using them because. they're it's free it's free happiness. like that's you know but I was like. sometimes it's not what do you mean. sometimes it's not if you have fake. friends I mean yeah but my my circle is. is pretty good that's why it's like oh. it's such a it's such a uh relief like. to just get my mind off stuff and just. hang out with the guys yeah for real. like you just even just hang out with. your parents or like your family bro ly.

that's mad underrated I don't I didn't. even I didn't even realize it until like. lately yeah it's actually mad fun to. just kick it with my my family even if. we're not doing [ __ ] like just like. lying out like this like. yo especially when you just out yo yo. that right there you couldn't trade. nothing for that right. there yo the moment and we're all. together nothing could trade that fam. the moment I get back to my mom's house. fam I just you know I miss those times. where I could just go in her room and. start doing random [ __ ] in her room and. annoying her fam when I'm here I'm bored.

fam I have no one like it's it sucks. sometimes you have to I think I think if. you're going to do that entrepreneur. life I mean that's not a schedule you. really have to make yourself busy cuz if. you don't make yourself busy you're. going end up doing [ __ ] that. either stresses you. out gets you into trouble or you get an. addiction get in exactly because you're. bored if mans are bored but if you have. something to work at like you going to.

be too busy to like you know I but the. voes man the vo is just speak CU gets. the urge in bus us every day. F that's the voices he's hearing right. now like you see me every day just. chugging down. kellogs E bro if I get lonely [ __ ] fam. all sideo but what's the best cereal all. time s not best cereal all. time the that I have me personally is. the quick mix it with milk you get the. little chocolate after o so it get soggy.

no no you get the chocolate milk after. so the nest with chocolate balls okay. okay that's pretty good that's pretty. good how about you FR. Loops. yeah you're Lo I'm a fro Loop guy still. I'm a FR Loop guy yeah I don't know how. you guessed that I was actually going to. I was trying to switch it around but. yeah FR lo my. favorite just the the I don't know why. but the first thing I thought of is like. yo you look like a fro loose I'm a FR. loose guy yeah cuz it's like you can't. get bored of f loop it's like excitement.

in your. mouth you know why I [ __ ] with f Loops. though cuz that's just crunchy. everything's crunchy though no mhm not. no food Loop like it holds its crunch. for the longest for a long time out of. all the other cereal you're right you're. right all the other cereal gets soggy yo. Frosted Flakes that [ __ ] you know. Frosted Flakes I'll take a handful put. it in milk eat it and then get another. handful put it back in the milk and eat. it like I don't put a whole bowl of. Frosted Flakes in cuz that should get. soggy like 2 seconds immediately. immediately as soon as touches the water.

fast nasty ew bro that's you know I. don't like um yo the Filipinos going to. hate me for this oh no I don't like rice. soaked in soup I kind of didn't like. that at first but I get it but super. soaked like I don't like it either no. like you know you put C gong on the yeah. I the r. yeah and then I eat my R I'm sorry I. actually don't like it but like I know. Filipinos love that that's like their. whole thing conspiracy yo they dip. anything in rice fam you can have like. um coffee they'll put that [ __ ] in rice.

fam true you know I don't know why but. conspiracy theory it's not even. conspiracy but they like soggy [ __ ]. relax chill chill CH you're like the you. can't talk cuz you're the least Filipino. caros not a Filipino. fam no no real I'm more Canadian there. was one there was one I show you the Tik. Tok there's two Filipinos in this world. the ones that are in nursing and the. ones that drop. out this is perfect example this pod. you're not in nursing well I'm in. school.

okay real. [ __ ] I I saw I saw this too it's like. it's like um there's two people in the. military it would be like the people. that go to war and the people that. become Medics oh. facts the medic I'm definitely the medic. [ __ ] going to war. man and I saw that I'm like y Gavin 100%. would be my medic f. there's no way you're holding a strap.

bro I'm sorry but with like I couldn't. be the medic first off I I'm too. unserious to do that wait wait so I have. a question too uh is uh your dog a. Chihuahua yeah and um Pito in uh Puss. and Boots that's also Chihuahua yeah why. really no because the the whole thing of. um perito was he was supposed to be a. therapy dog and remember that um uh that. scene where he's like going uh where. Puss and Boots was like like he was. getting anxiety attack like that's.

literally what you had too and and like. and literally when I I visioned when he. was having the anxiety attack people. were saying that's the best. personification of what actually happens. with a therapy dog with a therapy dog. and like what actually happens if you. have an anxiety attack like that's what. you see so yeah yeah it is actually so. have you ever used your dog as like a. when you're getting thing I guess so no. when I had anxiety I never had anxiety. attack around my dog dog [ __ ] oh see. maybe your dog is actually like you're a. therapy dog and you just didn't know I. think that's just like animals in I love.

animals I love animals I was I was. saying this to all my boys like yo I. really want to go to Kenya but no one's. serious no one wants to come with me but. I really want to go to Kenya Kenya and. those like the Philippines trips are the. trips that will like you'll remember. forever because it's such different like. life it's not you getting drunk yeah you. know it's not you going to a vacation. itenerary is nothing you just show up. and get drunk I'm just trying to see. some animals bro I'm trying to see like. a hippopotamus and you know I mean Lions. I wanted to go to Thailand with the guys.

to see who see the lady who who gets. with the lady boy first it's you you get. hell. no hell no hell no I can't I'm. surpris. yo yo fam if we go to Thailand I'm going. to do a mu Tha fight though so I don't. know if I'm ready for that [ __ ] that. that's what I said to myself like if I. go to Thailand I'm going to fight I'm. not going to go to Thailand and not. fight I have to pray for you fam cuz. they they're serious bro who's the guy. raw Tang I don't know if he's from. Thailand is he from Thailand yeah fam he.

doesn't feel pain damn the whole that's. their baseball their baseball is is Muay. Thai so I'm definitely not ready for. yeah so that's why I don't know I don't. want to go to Thailand yet cuz that's. why I told myself when I was really. young if I go to Thailand I'm going to. fight you're going to fight that's like. your lifelong dream yeah but now like I. can't go to Thailand cuz I'm not ready. holy [ __ ] man it's what do you ever have. those like um those those rules that you. say to yourself but you have to to do no. matter what that's one rule for me I. can't go to Thailand if I don't fight.

damn a. rule uh I don't know not really no no. maybe like Little rules like at a party. I have to at least talk to a new person. I have to make one new friend like. that's the closest oh oh a rule when I. go on vacation it can't be more than. like four or five days cuz that that's a. rule four five days why because it's. like it I feel like I miss home too much. after I like being in the comfort of my. home which is really weird so is that. your vacation then yeah would you just. make why don't you just chill at home as.

your vacation bro because I like my. family wants to go on vacation they want. to see the world okay I'm going go with. you real you know what we should. normalize we should normalize like. taking a vacation at home what that's. not a thing though no but hear me out. hear me out M let's say let's say uh a. trip to Cuba M you spend like a rack. like $1,000 right yeah yeah what if you. just take a take like one two three days. off okay use that $1,000 and do. something nice at home it's a lot you. could do still or take yourself out yeah. cuz you don't have to plan it days in.

advance months in advance or whatever. it's not too much of a hassle to travel. back and forth M take a take a chill. time you know what I mean like enjoy. yourself I don't know like people are. are working the 9 to5 so this they come. back to that vacation which is every day. so it's like is the home it's the home. you know true I guess so maybe I don't. understand cuz I I'm barely home anyway. I don't I'm barely home anyway. St oh my God you know what that energy. it gave that that energy of you know. that um you know LeBron when he was like. explaining Deluxe here go to more Foria.

that's the same energy I know man no and. if enjoy yourself it'll be the worst. like especially when I'm researching for. the Pod and I'm I'm into these ghost. stories and then I hear literally I. think I I heard you leave one night so. it was like it was like 1:00 a.m. right. I'm searching I'm searching for cuz I. know we're about to record I hear. a and I'm like get scared leave no no. cuz I'm like no bro this guy really left. at like 1:00 a.m. right so I go and I.

look and your door's open so I know. you're not there so I'm like [ __ ] man. plot twist I was in there the whole time. no you Wen chill plot twist chill oh. okay but since we're on ghost just. before we transition there was one. another story that's going viral on. Twitter right so this this this little. boy who he's like complaining to his dad. that he actually has like an imaginary. friend so it's called his name like he.

gave it a name it's called the imagin oh. no it's called The Hanging man right so. he draws it on his little chalkboard and. it's like people in his room that are. hanging from the the ceiling right so. his dad's like oh is this your imaginary. friend he's like yeah yeah I see him. every night and he kind of annoys me the. dad's like whoo so the dad erases the. chalkboard he says yo can you draw for. me again. right the kid draws like a more zoomed.

in version of a head hanging from the. ceiling and and he draws tears the dad's. like what is that he's like oh no I hear. him crying every night too these are his. tears right that's the kid he sees yeah. like his imaginary friend right so the. dad props up a a video camera in the. room as soon as he hears this leaves uh. the the sun in the room for like 20. minutes max at night this is what he. sees fam so look I put a camera in my.

new room I put him to bed then within 20. minutes he ran down this was 6:00. p.m. [ __ ]. yo boom he. leaves no that's did you hear the did. you hear the yeah yeah yeah and then he. said stop it you're scaring me n bro oh. my God I this is for ghost fam exactly. actually see ghost yeah no Kane no Kan. yeah no Kan real [ __ ] kids actually see.

Ghost and then it's only until we start. using fluide toothpaste you don't see. that [ __ ] no more my [ __ ] got. extra I was I was going like this I was. like extra. fluoride do that [ __ ] away man [ __ ] that. yo no but real real [ __ ]. though cuz I had a theory for a long. time uhhuh stop. why did that yo that was sick right that.

was good that was good that was a crazy. face that was a crazy. face yo cast me cast me bro and mid. Senter I like that transition cast me. cast me was a great transition no but. what I was saying real talks when I. started using the the non fluoride. toothpaste I got scared bro cuz I'm like. cuz I had that theory if I stop using. fluoride in my toothpaste yeah will I. start seeing [ __ ] no real talk though. fam what if it's just so so we don't we. don't see those things bro what if it's.

for our own good you're about to set. every man for failure they're not going. to brush their teeth they're like yo. what if I see something. rotten yellow no cuz the fluoride what. it really does right you it it just. decreases cavities yeah yeah but if you. brush your teeth it will be clean. there's people in Africa that they just. brush your teeth with um the wood the. stick yeah with a stick that's all they. do and they have pearly white teeth yeah. you know what I did know too um so I. think it's uh is it Muslims where they. have certain prayer rooms yeah yeah yeah.

so so I didn't know this but Wonderland. had prayer rooms yeah you didn't know. that and Sharon told me when you guys. went to the zoo there's actually ones. yeah there's prayer rooms I didn't know. that M there designated the spots like. for you to pray cuz I think they have to. pray at a certain time and then when. it's time to prayer oh that's so cool I. didn't know that no but going back to. the the thing yeah yeah like what if. certain things are put for us just just. to keep us safe you know what I mean. like example the toothpaste thing what.

if like you could actually start seeing. ghosts and [ __ ] like start being haunted. because y'all stopped using fluoride and. the girl like y'all should have used. fluoride man but what if cuz it could be. good or bad we just don't know the truth. MH yeah but I I mean we could I don't. want to test it but it's like what if. that becomes our research like we we. don't uh instead of like searching these. stories we just live it and just don't. brush our teeth bro you know how hot our. breaths would be bam when I was a kid I. think I said this before but when I was.

a kid I didn't brush my teeth a lot what. yeah when I was a kid like really really. little and those are the times like I. used to talk to myself and like play. with action figures and [ __ ] like all. the time and then like when I got older. obviously I brushed my teeth because. like I cared about things you know what. I mean of course no but when I was a kid. like I had some wild imaginations and. there was this story I I think I told it. like charlot man he he had like the that. say that one the tractor no no I don't. think I heard didn't say this no no no I.

didn't say this to you no so charlam in. the God you know um Breakfast Club yeah. so he was saying this story when he was. a kid he would have like a toy like a. tractor and there's a farmer on it right. now he said sometimes the the farmer on. the tractor would talk to him what yeah. and he would tell his mom like yo it's. it's talking it's talking blah blah blah. this and that and one time he threw his. toy tractor with the farmer into a pit. of fire and he heard it heard the man.

screaming oh [ __ ] you heard the man's. screaming bro never but his mom just. thought he was crazy wow and he he. himself he doesn't know what the truth. is yeah but the theory is like as a kid. you're sub you're sub suceptible. substable I don't even know what the. word is but like you're you're open to. hearing these like Spirits or whatever I. mean you're kind of sensitive to those M. yeah my my uncle whenever we go camping. like he's he's known for like telling. scary stories and like as a kid like you.

think this [ __ ] is like like serious. serious so you go back into your cabin. and you're like oh [ __ ] I can't even. sleep right so the whole time I remember. um he told this crazy story about the. how he pissed and like there was some. spirit that came over it and stuff like. that and I remember just going back and. and looking through the cabin window and. I swear I I like manifested or imagined. a spirit coming to me yeah but it was. like I kept looking at it right and. there was always like this shadow that.

came through and I was like yo what the. [ __ ] is this real so I just went to. sleep so I'm like but I don't know if I. actually manifested a spirit coming cuz. I just thought too much of it like I. thought it was too real MH you know what. I'm saying yeah but as a kid your. imagination goes crazy so you never know. yeah you never know what's cuz at the. same time I start I started to think. like did I just imagine certain memories. yo that's what's [ __ ] cuz I feel like. as we get older we forget what's real. memories and what's like imagin unless. you look at cuz if you really take it in.

this is what's crazy every single one of. our memories is remembering the memory. it's not even like the actual memory no. more like it's us remembering. remembering remembering it's not even us. like actually remembering that exact. moment isn't that crazy I know it's it's. like you put yeah it's a broken. telephone now like at one point it was. so vivid yeah but I can say this as. truth uhhuh did you know. if you want to remember anything you. just have to be like almost half. traumatized what do you mean yeah so.

every single time your adrenaline spikes. you remember everything so during times. of um I guess trauma or danger in your. life you remember it like to the tea. like people remember the smell people. remember like what they saw everything. the feel now I. remember um I was in a car accident a. long long time ago but I can can like. vividly see exactly how I felt with.

motion like with the smell of it yeah. it's like almost BTS exactly yeah and I. always go back to certain memories in my. in my head there's this one memory I had. where I had like um I made this Lego. like gun like it's a big like Lego rifle. I made it and I was running up the. stairs and I tripped and I dropped it. I'm like [ __ ] yeah and I walked upstairs. and I started like crying like balling. my eyes out and my uncle came came to me. and he was like what's wrong we'll fix. it we'll fix it blah blah blah and he's. like helping me fix it like nah it's not.

the same like you can't build it like. how I built. it n fam and but every single time like. to this day yeah that's one of my most. Vivid memories and I still don't know. why now in my head I'm wondering if. that's like a lesson to me for to. remember that like is it is it meant for. me to remember that cuz there's there's. a different meaning that has right now. for you maybe you never know cuz it's. it's one of those memories like it just. pops into my head like randomly but it's. yeah and it's so random but it always.

happens like I remember exactly and I. think it's that lesson of like [ __ ] it. broke but you shouldn't you shouldn't. cry over spilled milk but I was so upset. with my uncle too because he was trying. to fix it for me I'm like n you can't do. like how I built it you can't yeah maybe. it's like just stop being stubborn maybe. yeah maybe like being stubborn or. something but I I think of my cuz. remember I I said this in the last. podcast me as a kid biggest ego yeah. yeah and I remember like oh [ __ ] that's. exactly that's that ego I remember it's. like yeah you can't make it like how I.

made it true and I was balling my a out. have you ever dealt with um someone. who's like who's like that like um who. were like you triggered a PTSD moment to. somebody yeah to somebody lowy a dog. really so no like do do you remember. their reaction like when it happened cuz. there's this dog okay I don't want this. kind of sounds [ __ ] up but there's. this dog that doesn't like the noise of. certain things and you played that noise. I play the noise yeah. but I was a kid I was like yeah no. because uh one of my uh like I have to.

be really careful of what I do now. because one of my friends too like. whenever they have this um PTSD moment. because of their past trauma yeah it's. the craziest like me seeing what I did. to uh like and and like them freezing. was the crazy experience what did you do. so I said I said something in this like. um uh I said something in a sentence. that triggered uh my friend and I can. see. him literally go visibly go like and. like he had he had like a ra you know.

the Raven vision where he can just go. like this and then I'm like yo are you. okay bro and he said no just leave me. alone for a bit I'm like [ __ ] did I say. something wrong he's like no I'm just. having PTSD like could you just like uh. calm me down fam and even um that's. scary yeah and even uh the the time when. me you chair in and thing went out so. that that night was the first time I. hung out with uh all you guys yeah yeah. and um some homeless guy started I. remember that you remember this oh I. remember this so some uh homeless guy.

started running to my girl yeah and my. girl got PTSD from that and she. literally she was the only one in the. group that ran remember and everyone was. staying behind so this was the first. time I had to deal with I'm like [ __ ]. [ __ ] like uh like uh calm down don't. worry you're with me like I don't know. if you ever like um had like had to take. care of somebody but it's so like crazy. feeling cuz you don't know what to do. like you can only calm them down I I. learned a little bit of it I feel like. you have a lot of experience with that.

it's so crazy cuz you have so much. experience with that yo I yo I was at AM. PM and like um I went home right I went. home drunk right and I'm in my bed and. I'm usually like the the take care of of. the group no taking yo fam I literally. went I Lally like I went like them like. it's an evil world we live in fam cuz. nobody take care of me. bro but literally in every situation. like I'm you're usually the one like you. yeah you're the one taking care of them.

low it's weird damn bro yeah I always. say that to my I'm like yo it's an evil. world we live in she like bro I give you. water I'm like bro that's not. enough when someone's throwing up in. front of me I rub their backs I do I'm. like I turn into a dad F that's jokes. cuz I'm not I'm I'm not really built. like that to like um I don't usually. handle stuff like that yeah colus is the. worst I might be I may be the complete. opposite no I'm really good at like. getting [ __ ] done like if we have to if. we have to handle things but when it. comes to feelings nah dog cuz when it.

comes to his family fam they're ruthless. so they're Ruth no feel real [ __ ] we're. actually kind of Ruthless we're kind of. like you better start stop crying right. now like that that's the that's the only. therapy you're getting still that's the. only comfort you're getting is like you. better stop crying right now or you. can't. eat no cuz bro you put me in that. situation car's like yo come on bro you. good. man that that that's what I would expect. from Carlos you know what though cuz I. was trained in like lifeguarding yeah.

and I had to like I went through those. um how to treat for for shock and this. and that I was doing it it felt like I. was doing acting. class yo come on are you good step one. bam connect for real I think I think. that was the most like relevant thing. before acting class that I had to acting. class was was working out like shock cuz. I I don't actually like yeah practice. that practice that I don't really do. that yeah man but no like certain things.

like that I believe that Gigi said is. that like my number relates to emotional. so if I can trigger that and control. that especially emotionally like just. any emotion I'm good you know man feels. things yeah yeah yeah know for sure word. that's why random people just open up to. me like first first a lot of first dates. that I went on short comfortable to tell. you shorty would traum dump wow and I. would be like waa this kind of weird but. I guess it's it's it's a normal thing. you just seem like that guy yeah you. feel me he's you want to tell want to.

tell Gavin all your trauma man I lowy. like it too man I should just get out of. counting go to be a therapist I feel. like I would be sick in that lowkey I. think that's my comment what's what's my. what's my deepest fear do you think your. deepest fear. H probably like if you were if you were. to like therapy like deep dive me what. do you think my biggest fear is your. biggest fear would probably be like. regretting not doing something yeah holy. [ __ ] that's right that's right actually. because whenever whenever you you do.

something you get mad after because you. didn't trust your like you you pH like. verbally get mad like [ __ ] man like it. was right. here not real talks damn that's actually. that's actually pretty accurate bro you. should be a. therapist holy [ __ ] Dr Gavin sounds fire. too yeah fam cuz no my biggest fear is. is not is like knowing something and not. trusting myself and not doing it and. then like I think the biggest biggest. biggest fear of my life could be like I.

had a chance to stop somebody from doing. something and then it it didn't go that. way and just like kind of [ __ ] them up. yeah but if I was a theist I would. advise you to like not think about like. that much because that would like you're. just overthinking your whole life too. like am always overthinking you got to. enjoy like what you're doing right now. you know true but yeah no but it's so. hard bro there's so there's so much to. do I know but at the same time that's. why it's like some some people like they. they enjoy life they they go and party. like just to get their mind off it you. feel me but you that's why it's like I.

see you it's like work work work oh 1. million that's cool back to work B like. at least like you I know bro it's tough. man at at some point I I really wonder. like what am I really really really. really trying to have you have you have. you got into a new hobby soon cuz lowy. I'm just waiting till the new one the. new hobby no cuz I know you like I've. been around you for one I don't know for. so long it's hard I'm going to be on. guitar right now like I got back into. that I just pick up pick up Hobbies. again but I don't know if I like I don't.

know there's going to be something that. pops up yeah there is there is I feel it. just takes like a movie or something. yeah I'm like oh [ __ ] that's kind of. cool I start doing all that stuff but if. if I would advise one like one life hack. is always have a friend that is willing. to escape the matrix cuz it makes life. so fun and that's you're that guy cuz. it's like oh you you bring me on these. like random side missions oh it's cool. fam yeah you know but any other person. wouldn't do that they wouldn't do like. yeah so if you have one friend that. always wants to escape the it makes life. excited find a friend that wants to go.

outside bro yo I feel like it's going be. more and more rare cuz everybody's so. focused on just having fun here yeah and. it and it's so I'm not going to lie to. you y'all like I really hope this is not. the case like I want to knock on wood I. don't I don't knock on wood no more oh. yeah but if if if y'all are like on the. phone like this m. highkey this pleasure right here is so. [ __ ] addicting and might even stimulate. you more than going outside but the. problem is you won't be able to enjoy.

outside until you stop it it's like. you'll never feel good again until you. feel worse does that make sense like you. have to feel worse and then you'll feel. good yeah you have to take it's it's l. addiction no people yo literally people. go out they they do the motives remember. the motives that you can you can show. everyone and they wouldn't even have fun. of the motives but at least that they. showed everyone that they're at a motive. that's their satisfaction yeah that's Fu. but that's that's um artificial like. that's not real I know bro you know what.

I mean yo like just show show Good Times. man show show memories and [ __ ] like. just don't fake it I feel like the more. that we we fake things you would when I. fake something if I feel like I'm not. true to what I'm doing then fam I just. feel like I just destroyed myself bro. the only time that Carlos will fake. something in the club is when you when. he hits this move he'll be dancing he'll. be he'll look at you like this. [Applause]. I want to go home bro that's the side of.

like I want to go home right now I want. to enjoy a burger but he he'll he'll. dance like fake dance cuz I'm doing it. for y'all bro real talk okay I have a. question though I have a question right. yeah if I just dipped see the problem is. the problem is man's man's will come. with me if I leave bro if I could just. leave. and cuz it doesn't it doesn't matter if. it's your girl's birthday fam you're. still a group leader no fam I'm not. saying that part I'm not saying like for. that that specific club night but just. for a different club night yeah I wish I.

could just dip I wish I could just like. leave and nobody would like question but. then I have man like yo where you going. what's the where we going next like dog. I don't know I just want to leave and. then I feel bad because it it like ruins. every everybody else's fun like I want. y'all to have fun you know that you know. the the pigeons and Nemo the HK HK H as. soon as Carlos like starts going or. everyone's like where's Carlos where's. caros where's my God bro. Mike Mike. Mike that's all it.

is it's jokes though cuz I remember T. just recently this was yesterday yeah ch. ch ch was saying to Samara like yo what. are you down to do today cuz you if you. say whatever don't expect like a regular. motive car is going to come up with some. next. [ __ ] we might end up like. geocaching it'll turn you can't just say. you're down for whatever cuz it's going. to be whatever especially don't say. anything nature cuz you guys will end up. geocaching fam we end up looking for. rocks bro that's we end up we're going.

up making a fort but that's good fam H. have those people that that just love to. do those y collecting berries dog now. berries is so crazy we're going to end. up taste testing berries in the wild bro. a lie we going to flank kites kites is. crazy but yeah bro you end up doing a. hopscotch oh my God you want to end. skipping stones I'm trying to think like. I know just keep listening for the. people outside that that don't have. motive no real time how come cuz if you.

think about it back in the day that's. all they could do how come we don't even. do those things anymore yeah cuz we have. this this is this everything is on here. that's kind of sad dog that's super sad. cuz we we lose like that sense of play. like is this really play anymore you're. barely moving your finger yeah now it's. going to get even more sad when people. you see people no the time the moment I. see everyone outside wearing the Apple. this to control they have to move their. hands but outside walking oh that that. it's the end of times.

fam it's really good for the people that. that are um introverts no no no no sorry. that that are kind of like their special. needs and they can't move okay okay you. know what I mean that's really good for. them cuz they can enjoy a lot but for. people that have the blessing to go out. and move physically yo use it use it bro. like go out and play sports go out and. like take a walk fam you don't realize. how fulfilling a walk is until you take. it and no until you can't walk I.

remember remember I spray my ankle I. realized oh [ __ ] I I really can't enjoy. like moving no I I especially though. when you're when you know when you get. sick and you're like oh [ __ ] it's coming. and then you you contemplate on all the. times that you weren't sick it's like. that it's like that you think about when. when you could have been out or when you. could have done stuff and you didn't. well one of the saddest things is like. um uh when one of my family members was. in the hospital uh he asked me like oh. like why does why did God have to do it. to me and [ __ ] like that so I'm like.

[ __ ] man like you really like when. you're in that position you really. question everything like when you're. when you're healthy so it's like [ __ ]. man just enjoy just enjoy while you have. it cuz you never know when it's going to. be taken away yeah bro well okay before. we end it off I just want to ask you. this one question I never asked you this. before what's like what's like your. biggest fear like what do you what do. you want to do before everything ends. fam like what's your like Big Goal at. the end of the. day cuz I don't think I ever asked you. that still I I think right now is just. seeing if this is really my purpose you.

want to find your purpose yeah because. it's like right now I'm satisfied like I. feel satisfied because I could I say all. the time like oh [ __ ] could happen but I. would be happy because at least someone. is watching me that took my word used. that positive but I don't know it's like. I just hopefully I figure out like what. I want to do at the end of the day like. me like I have to find it so I'm kind. you're still searching you think yeah. I'm still searching for sure like I I. feel like this is definitely part part. of it but it's not my my truth so what.

do you think that is where do you think. it might be I don't know that's why I'm. still F I'm still no where do you think. it might be though like this guy wants. to give me an yo what do you think it is. no like where what do you think it might. be like where do you think you're going. to search for it me personally I don't. know but that's the fun thing about it. you know I'm not scared be under the bed. it might be like. what this guy sit under the bed you know. how crazy that is. fam check the fridge bro no bro. this guy thinks he's a comedian. now no but no what are you going to look.

like I mean like where where where do. you think you're going to go no by doing. [ __ ] by doing stuff like this you know I. know but like what like give me like an. example or something I don't know the. I'm still figuring out just living life. what what are things you like huh things. I like let's figure out today bro let's. figure that [ __ ] out today why can't you. figure it out today I don't know cuz I'm. still I'm still like I'm playing you. don't we don't actually have to figure. out today but I'm just saying like you. know how much I started. overthinking I saw his face I saw his. face n no I'm playing I'm playing I'm.

play zoom in on me going like you're. like what do you want what do you want. to do no what what I'm saying is though. like um like just think think of like. one thing you want to you think you. might want to do and just go do it cuz. that that was my whole life my whole. life is I think I like that and I go. actually do it and see like oh [ __ ] I do. like it or I don't like it every single. thing in my whole life like even if I. have a little bit of of uh interest. I try it fam I tried break dancing for a. bit dog I was out here doing baby.

freezes and [ __ ] bro I swear to God fam. yeah no I think that's my biggest. challenge is like I know what I like but. it's just like I have to go out and do. it because oh this is something crazy. too that I found out I have social. anxiety so word so okay so jarlie asked. me to act in a short film right so all. the scenes I did inside No One watching. me perfectly fine right but fam she got. so frustrated because as soon as she. said oh you have to dress up hold. flowers in front of the public we're.

going to the pier I said what I said no. I can't do that wa for real I was like I. don't even like taking pictures in. public like fit pictures and as soon as. I got into public I'm looking around. like that's so surprising to me cuz we. do the podcast she said that she said. that and she was like fam you do a. podcast I'm like fam that's me and. Carlos in our room no one's watching me. word and and as soon as I I put I. literally changed into my shirt so quick. I said hereit record here record I did. all the the lines I did all the lines in. front of everyone I was like oh [ __ ] I. took the thing off and I I put my shirt. off cuz I don't like attention on we.

have to break you out of Matrix you're. still you're still trapped in The Matrix. dog we got to break you out fam still in. The Matrix we got to break you out of. that [ __ ] bro no for real that's part of. the Matrix is like not thinking real. look look I was exactly like that fam. yeah like I know exactly how you're. feeling you you think like you're not. allowed to do certain things because. that's what you're supposed to act like. in in public yeah [ __ ] them m who says I. can't I can't go like this who says I. can't yeah you know what I mean who. cares like nobody's going to judge you.

nobody's going to do [ __ ] to you you. know what I mean if they want to fight. you then let them throw hands but at the. same time like every single situation. we're put in it's almost like there's a. set of rules when you walk in the room. like boom I walk into this setting I'm. supposed to be quiet I'm supposed to be. good manners blah blah blah blah like. yeah everyone's supposed to be. respectful but just because you're. respectful doesn't mean you can't be. yourself right but that's a SC yo when I. tell you I was literally rushing like I. felt eyes on me while I was new.

challenge new challenge we're going to. do some social experiments I'm going to. make you do them [ __ ] that's lowy if you. were to make that a series that would be. so sick cuz I'm learning at the same. time and it's funny I cuz I know it's. going to be funny it's going to be cuz I. would be like [ __ ] I can't do this man I. think you could you'll be able like once. you actually do it you'll be able to. freaking really break out your sh for. sure it's like it's like I just didn't. have that growing up like my mom did. everything you know was like oh uh what. do you call this when I'm ordering oh my. dad would order the thing is though cuz.

I can see you being good at it that's. that's why but in in my head like I. thought you were already there like oh. wow not even close fam I felt like the. burning sensation of eyes at the back of. my head where she said yo you have to. wear a polo shirt I said what in public. okay I I have a challenge for you next. time you go downtown just scream. something out loud just just scream like. some [ __ ] like. turtles like just some [ __ ] out like. turtles F okay you have my slipper just. say something something stupid like who.

cares bro okay okay every every time and. then go look at somebody right in the. eyes be like. Wednesday that's it that's all you say. fam just walk away no that's too mon I. yeah just say that like yeah yeah it is. on cry fam I would cry and like if he. talked back to me I would cry I'm like. what. next just just be a Bucky for a day bro. just just say what you want fam no high. key Theory the if you want if you want.

to get technical if you want to get. technical you want to get technical fam. some of the bities that say like the. randomest [ __ ] out loud they escape the. matrix bro they're not even NPCs no more. they they're the ones that escaped bro. they have no they have no care in the. world fam they're the ones that escaped. fam but yeah they're the ones that. escape they don't even have never mind. I'm not going to say that next time but. yeah bro bro holy okay wait hold on. before we end it I just want to say one. more Theory my sister my sister said I. have to say this theory for her okay.

okay all right what's the theory this is. sick this is a Pokemon Theory it's dope. it's nice and fun to end off the end off. the episode all right let's see so. there's a theory that you know cuone the. one with the skull oh yeah um yeah yeah. I don't know if you said this did you. say this before no okay so Cubone the. reason he has a skull on his head uhhuh. is because he's actually a baby. Charmander yeah yeah that didn't have. their Flav yeah wait did you say this no. no I just I saw about it yeah yeah. that's [ __ ] fam so apparently the the.

Cubone right mm Cubone can learn fire. type moves but he's not a fire type he's. ground type now if you look at cubone's. skull on his head it's the exact shape. of a Charizard bro yeah I didn't notice. that fam it's exact shape even like the. horn part like this it's actually a. Charizard so they're saying the cubones. are the baby charmanders that couldn't. get their their tail lit by their Mama. Charizard to light their flame and they. just grow up with no Mom with their the.

skeleton of their their Charizard have. to wear it they have to wear they put it. on their head and they can't do nothing. else they just become a ground type I. know which is sad though which makes. sense though cuz uh if you really. compare them one is orange one is gray. what happens when you unlight a mat it. becomes gray you know so it makes sense. it becomes like not not vibrant yeah not. vibrant Charmander is orange and then. and then it's just like a little bit. duller and the same size i s like the. same height same exactly fam but the. whole time I really thought they were. two different Pokemon because the mask.

separated them fam you stri that yeah. that's a. charmer but yeah I we'll end it off. there I just want to say that one that's. a good one though all right thank you. for watching episode of jump for jum. podcast make sure to comment like. subscribe all that good stuff make sure. to go on Spotify Apple rate the show. Five Star download can't I don't want to. end it yet I want to say one more story. what is it about the pr oh yeah say say. I would to hear it y I want to hear it. all right before we end it this is y'. this is a bonus this a bonus so my. sister had. prom yo go back in the episodes when.

Carlos says if my sister brings any girl. guy home it's RS so check this out my. dad he's away on a business year so My. my dad's not in town I'm the man of the. house bro I'm the man of the [ __ ]. house today bro so yesterday was prom. and my sister obviously has a prom date. mhm so prepping for the guy to come to. the door I rehearsed some lines saying. no yo you're so actra bro it's a PR no.

you know that you know that scene. there's a movie called Den thieves with. ice I mean not iceq 50 Cent yeah who the. [ __ ] is this you want to meet my friends. so I was like rehearsing lines and [ __ ]. right the funniest part was I didn't. even get to say my lines wow check this. out the what happened what happened so. okay we're we're sitting in the in the. in the family room waiting for the guy. waiting for the guy and we hear the. footsteps oh oh here it's game time it's. game time it's show time so I walk over.

to the. door and I get into character yeah open. the door my face is is blank like this. oh [ __ ] bro you're so yo what's. up I was going to he go like bro fam I. would like this too yeah yeah yeah. what's up showing the tats showing the. tats yeah fam I I should have wore a. tank top I should have wore a w be or. something bro no I open the I opened the. screen door and it was like this yo and. then he was so like he didn't really say.

much bro he just went like this oh okay. so I'm like all right okay I'm not going. to play with you cuz bro cuz he did I I. don't think he said hi or nothing he. didn't say high or nothing no disrespect. like bro is a really good kid you know. what I mean he he's a great date for for. my sister much respects thank you for. taking her to prom feel me but when he. came to the door fam he seemed a little. bit shocked. he he seemed pretty scared I'm not going. to lie but then again I put myself in. his shoes if I was in his shoes I'd.

probably be scared yeah he's a high. schooler F you see that guy like that F. yeah and then he didn't say nothing no. words and he just put his hand out like. this I'm like okay I can't play with him. cuz I'm not trying to like I'm not. trying to say you want to hear my lines. well let me so okay so imagine I'm the. guy right okay so I come to the. door nice to meet you sir yeah what's up. and then say you don't you don't shake. my hand right I can't even do it serious. no no don't shake my hand don't shake. don't shake my hand I was going to shake. my I was going to shake it I I shook his. hand anyway okay okay so shake my hand.

and do your line ready no it he wasn't. actually supposed to shake my hand so my. l no my lines my lines were this guy I. can't even say it say I was going to. pretty much like yo you got the. wrong but he knows who I but that was. going to be the test bro the test was. going to be like yo bro you had the. wrong I can't even. say I couldn't even say it to him bro.

was terrified already if I said like. you're at the wrong house yeah bro he I. don't even know what the reaction would. be imag he go cuz he knows he cuz I just. want to see I just want to see the test. like if he tests me and goes what do you. mean this is this is Michaela's house is. it not Michaela's house I just want to. see if he had that dog in him so that's. a that's a w yeah but he didn't say that. I didn't even get to say my line yeah. that would have but telling by this with. no words is yeah leave I'm I'm trying. I'm not trying to traumatize bro you put. his hands out you slap that [ __ ] you.

wrong I a going to lie I think I. am sir I think I am at the wrong no bro. I swear to God fam like I was ready to. say my lines like I was so amped and. then I saw him like this I'm like bro I. felt so bad you're W man's for that. though cuz it's it's not I'm not trying. to [ __ ] yeah it would have been funny if. you included that in the Vlog though if. if that was a whole vlog little been. obvious like the camera's in his face. and [ __ ] oh but yeah man I yeah I can't.

do that to nobody bro I'm too nice I'm. too nice you're at the wrong stupid ass. oh really I just want to see but what if. if somebody did that I then i' be like. okay all right but what if he did like. like get on that level what would you. say next like what was your next move. after that no I would just be proud like. okay yeah you're right okay yeah you. right yeah yeah right this this is the. house you're supposed to be yeah okay. yeah good job my boy yeah no because. real talkx look the whole reason I did I. was thinking about that was because.

let's say you are a kid sorry you are. taking a girl out to prom right yeah. yeah and then from a perspective of like. the big brother yeah I see you you're. going to take my sister out if you can't. handle a stranger coming up to you and. pressing you a little bit like yo blah. blah blah like causing you trouble and. you can't reply back M how do I know you. can take care of my sister during that. time yeah it makes sense you can't you. know it would let yeah you would let. anything slide still yeah you can't let. nothing slide like that so at least like.

me just pressing a little bit like yo. you're at the wrong house yeah like. whatever the reaction would be would. show me like oh okay he's good okay but. I didn't even get to say my line I no. but this this told the story you know. story Michaela was definitely going to. scrap anyone. anyway like she was definitely the. protector the no dis she had me on she. had me on speed off that's all that was. needed got the snipers out there we're. good. good got the see the. lasers you're at the wrong house they at.

the prom you see. the the beam I play play slow all right. thank you for watching this episode of. Jumper jump podcast make sure you. comment like subscribe all that good. stuff and go check out the Vlog the Vlog. is out right now it's not even a vlog. hold on project project it's not a vlog. I don't call it Vlogs no more it's a. movie go watch that short film yes sir. go watch that movie man and go on. Spotify Apple download this episode we. love you guys Project X jumpers jump out. deuces.