PICTURES THAT MAKE YOU HIGH, DARK DISNEY GLOVES THEORY, & DRAKE MANDELA EFFECT - JUMPERS JUMP EP.113

Thank you everyone for tuning in on our. first episode with the proper studio. Yes, sir. We're no longer under A TENT, MAN. ALL RIGHT, so it's looking a little bit. plain. I'm not going to lie, it's. looking a little bit plain, but it's. because we just moved in. We haven't. really had time to decorate or nothing. We'll get to it though and as we.

progress and as we have more guests on, somebody somebody actually commented. before every single guest we have on, they should leave something behind and. it adds to the set. Okay, that's fine. That's a dope. That's. fire. Then we'll have by the end of the. year we should have this packed. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. We have like random [ __ ] from each. guest. It's going to look sick. And then episode 200 if we have like. imagine 60 guests, we have a 60. Do you think that's possible a 60 guest. podcast? That's never That's a council. That's.

never never been done before and you. always say break boundaries. You could. probably do it, fam, but it's going to. be hard to hear everyone. 60 mics imagine purchasing 60 mics. Listen, I feel like if there's that much. people, there's going to be there has to. be a facilitator. Yeah. Oh, you know. what it's going to be? It's going to be. like um 30 and then 30. So 30 with me? You know what. You know what has to be? Has to be one. of those debates where it's like a team. and then we all group together and we're. like okay, what are we going to say? What are we going to say next? And it's. our turn and we all talk and we have.

like it's it's pretty much a debate. Like in the cabinet such [ __ ]. a law class. Like you know those like. uh those what do you call those? Those. trial runs? It's not it's going to be. that, but that's going to be so [ __ ]. Unless someone sponsors us with all the. mics, then we'll do it. That's true. [ __ ] 60 mics that's impossible. actually now that I'm thinking about it. Okay, speaking of debates, before we. started the camera, Gavin. just had a debate right now. So. I said I would love to be El Chapo's. son. That's [ __ ] bro. It's not. Listen, listen. If you're El Chapo's.

son, this is my. this is my understanding of what it's. going to be like. You think it's going. to be all fun and games cuz you have. bare people to protect you, right? Yes, and you're living in literally riches. Yeah, you're living in riches, but cuz I. watch a lot of mafia movies. and sometimes your real danger isn't. necessarily the ones outside of your. gang, but it's your gang yourself. No, they wouldn't do that to me. No, but listen cuz look look at look at. 6ix9ine, Tekashi. What what's his. bounty? Cuz I know he has a big bounty. on his head right now. Tekashi 6ix9ine is a bounty.

no, El Chapo's son. It's like it's not. like four I think I saw in the thing. that's why they shot up the airplane cuz. they thought he was there. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah, you didn't see that? When the. plane was leaving, random people are. like regular civilians on the airplane. were like what the [ __ ] going on? And. now everybody in Mexico and like who's. on a resort I saw a video where people. are chilling on the beach and all you. see black boat like what do you call. those boats that just come in from the. ocean? the buoys, the buoys. Yeah, like the military buoys are coming. out and military people are coming on.

the on the resorts. Because because they. thought he was there. See, fam, look, if you that's El Chapo's. son. You said you want to live in that. life? No, but. El Chapo's son is chilling right now. Even as a joke, you wouldn't really want. to live that life. I know. I'm I'm just. chilling. Yeah. Okay, would you rather would you. rather be notorious and have a lot of. money or be a nobody. and have nothing? What? Oh, wait, sorry. Notorious and. have a lot of money. What the [ __ ]. No, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Or I'm nobody and have nothing. So so would you rather be infamous.

infamous? Wait, that doesn't make sense though. That's not even a debate, never mind. I thought I was going somewhere with. that [ __ ]. Yeah, never mind. No, because I just. seen I'm on cartel talk and like just. seeing how What the [ __ ] is cartel talk? Is like Nike talk? What is this? Yeah, so cartel talk is like Is it a. forum? You see Yeah, no, kind of of all. the cartela and what they do. So it's. like. uh you see all of them like blocking the. roads and [ __ ] like that. Just all the. information you need to know about the. cartel is low key on Tik Tok. On Tik.

Tok? say that. Oh, cartel talk. Yeah, cartel talk. In my head talk like t a l k. No, I thought I thought you were on some. next forum cuz Nike Nike talk is like a. forum for sneakers. I thought you were on some next website. looking at like cartel [ __ ] Like why. the [ __ ] are you searching that up? No, never mind. This guy's selling coke, fam. No, that's What are you doing, bro, on your past time? No, you're good. But. I seen they were chopping the coke up.

and they were putting in water and. they're shipping it out. Oh, [ __ ]. You watch Narcos, right? No, I didn't. Yo, did you know coke like Coca-Cola. actually did have cocaine in it? Coca-Cola Coca-Cola actually had cocaine. in it. Yeah, the soda. The original recipe of. Coca-Cola had cocaine and then they took. it out. So they took it out and then. they had like another recipe. But when. El Chapo sorry. Pablo Escobar Mhm. when Pablo Escobar.

came into power and he was running the. drug empire. they were able to put coke cocaine back. into Coca-Cola just for fun. Wait, so people were drinking this or or. did they just do that to ship it off? No, bro. Or people were drinking. actually like drinking this. Cocaine is. highly highly addictive, right? Yeah, and coke was Yeah, Coca-Cola the. original recipe they put a little bit of. that [ __ ] in and that kind of gave that. effect of addiction. And so they took it.

out for health reasons, obviously, but. when Pablo Escobar was running his drug. empire, he obviously had like very high. reps within those factories whatever, they just put it back in the recipe, bro. What the So when was this? This was. like. it's probably the '80s. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah, that's real. Yeah, do you know. that thing where it's like lemon juice. was created to make like. ink like invisible ink? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was this I read the story. about this stupid the most dumb bank.

robber in the history of the world, fam. Why, what did he do? So he was like, yo, I don't want to rob just one bank. He's. like, [ __ ] y'all, I'm I'm going to rob. two. But he's like, yo, I need a mask, right? Mhm. But he's like, actually never mind, I'm not going to wear a a mask. I'm. going to squeeze lemon juice all on my. face because he thought that it would. make his face invisible. Because because. fam cuz back then if you squeeze lemon. on a. And then you write it, right? That's like Spy Kids [ __ ] you know what.

I mean? So so what he did, right? So the. guy goes in the bank and he tells the. teller, yo, give me all your [ __ ]. money, right? And and the teller's like. okay and he she does it. She's like and. the guy was like, don't worry, I have a. face. Like he thought he was actually. invisible. So while this was going on, boom boom. boom [ __ ] happened. The police were. called and then they arrested him, right? And then he's like his last words. before he got um put in jail, he's like, [ __ ] I even put the juice on. Like he's actually stupid, fam. Oh my.

god. Bro, play stupid games, you win stupid. prizes, fam. Squeezing lemon juice on. your face is so insane. I just thought of like Supreme Patty, you know who he is? That's [ __ ] up, bro. Oh, okay. I I saw. this thing on Tik Tok. This is crazy. Listen, listen. So do you ever wonder. why humans grow beards? Uh no. Like we. have the ability to grow beards, right? Facial hair, right? And some people they. don't grow beard or facial hair at all. Asians, yeah, some Asians and women.

specifically they don't really grow. facial hair, right? Now check this out. There's actually a scientific purpose. for facial hair and beards in general. and you know what it is? No. It's for. hand-to-hand combat. Think about it. Think about it. So long. long time ago all of the warriors would. grow beards. Now they did a scientific. study. They they simulated a face and. they simulated a bald face Yeah. a face. with a little bit of stubble and a face.

with a full-fledged beard and they. tested it putting pressure the same. amount that a a punch could, right? And. they found out that the bald face every. single time they simulated the punch, it. would break the jaw. But when using. a shaved sorry, when using an unshaven. face with a full beard, it only broke. 45% of the time. So so the theory is. that our ancestors if you can grow. beard, you're probably have an ancestry.

of warriors or fighters and that's why. look at women. Women don't need to fight. cuz historically. it was usually the men that went into. combat. And then that's why they were. the ones growing beards. So if you don't grow facial hair, it. might tell you a little bit about your. ancestry. That's the theory. That's fire. cuz look, I don't me, I don't think I my. dad's told me any stories about me. having any like warrior background type. [ __ ] I don't grow facial hair like. that. You have a goatee.

Like I I could grow a full beard if I. really wanted to. Like I know you guys. can probably see it. Like I have like. stubble around here because I shave it. and try to keep it clean, but this [ __ ]. grows fast. So do you have any warrior. background? Probably, fam. Like in the Philippines, I know cuz my dad grew up in Cebu and. that was where you know Ferdinand. Magellan? So he was the one that tried to conquer. the Philippines from Spain and he pretty. much landed there and check this out. He. died there because of the tribesmen.

I think his name was Lapu-Lapu. I I know. that story. Yeah, you know that story? Yeah, and then he killed him with all of. the tribesmen like the kind of like. pirates, right? Okay. So they were the. war the original warriors of the. Philippines. Did you know in the. Philippines they were they were named as. the painted people? Did you know that? Painted people? Like that was that's. what they called the Filipinos at first. word until like they they colonized that. [ __ ] I didn't know. No, because I think. we're we were darker we're darker than. most of the Asians. No, that's not why. Why? The painted. people because we got tattoos. Oh.

So, original Filipinos like um. the indigenous, right? Yeah. They tattoo their face. They. tattoo their whole body. And then the. the Spaniards when they came over and. colonized her, they call them the. painted people. All right. But what. happened was when they they did like the. mission and kind of made everyone. Christian, they took away all of that. stuff. Yeah, facts. And then they called it. like satanic and blah blah. I was going. to say because I was going to extend. your theory on the the beard thing. Yeah. Oh, actually let me not do that. first. So, in in Jamaica, when I was in.

Jamaica, there was a reoccurring thing. where at the resorts, all the workers, whenever I went up to them, Mhm. after I. asked them something, they always asked. me, "Are you Chinese?" I'm like, "What. the fuck?" Like and they were making fun. of me, my mom, and my dad when we first. got there. Because you look Chinese? No, no, no. So, the front desk, right? Mhm. We we check in. We're about to. check in. We give them all their our. information. And then the girl's like. she kind of did like this little uh. inside joke with her with his partner. She's like, "Wait, who booked the. resort?" Mhm. Right? And then my mom I'm.

I'm like, "No, my dad did." He's like, "Is there anyone old enough to book a. resort?". And my dad's like, "What?" And my dad's. like, "What the fuck?" My dad's he's. like, "Yo, I'm 50, fam." My mom's like, "Yo, I'm 51." That's crazy. And then and then page, I was like, "Yo, how do you old do you think I am?" She's. like, "Oh, you look 15." I'm like I'm. like chill, I'm 21. She's like, "Oh.". And then she's like she went away. She's. like, "Oh, let me take a breather.". That was that was the concierge? Yeah, that was the concierge. Wow. Yeah. That's interesting. What the Yo, Jamaica. is low-key rude, fam. Like they they.

have no filter down there. Like they'll. say whatever they want. It's a different. life cuz I I don't blame different. cultures. That's their norm. Yeah. I mean? Like maybe they do see other. people as super cuz Asians they kind of. look young. Real Yo, theory, fam. Yeah. I feel like Asians. look the same age until a certain point. and then all of a sudden they look super. old, bro. Once they hit 80, ALL OF A. SUDDEN. YEAH. HOLY [ __ ] I FEEL LIKE THEY LOOK. so young like. there there's really young-looking old. Asians. Facts, facts. But once it hit that one year, that one.

year all of a sudden. all of a sudden they hit the stance, bro, and they look old. I swear to God. Like they look so young until that. point. When they started doing this [ __ ]. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's wraps. At. least we're in our prime for a lot of. years though. Yeah. Like Asian don't. raisin, fam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I think is is the oldest person in the. world Chinese? They are, right? No, I think he's Indian. Oh, no, I think that's the tallest guy. It might be the it might be the Wait, the tallest guy in the world is All.

right, Indian? Indian, yeah. I think remember the the. Ripley's, if you go down to Niagara, I. think that guy is Indian. No, he's. white. What? He's white. No, but I think. there was another one that broke it. It's got to be someone Chinese. Going to. be like a Yao Ming type of No, Yao Ming. was is not even naturally born like. that. Oh, yeah, he was He was factory built. Like now I'm talking about natural. built. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, you know you know. there's an actual surgery to make. yourself taller? Uh BBLs? No, to make. yourself taller, fam. Like a height BBL? Yeah, there is actually. Like what is it? What is it? So, they. break your shins and then they implant.

like new shins into you and you can grow. No, no, no, your shin. Your shin bone. So, it's still your it's still your. body. Yeah. And then I think they get. add like up to 4 in. What the [ __ ]. Yeah, onto your height. And some people. actually do it like in Korea or. whatever. Hey man, embrace your height, bro. Yo, freaking. at this point, it blows my mind because. I start seeing super pretty people on. social media, on television, everything, right? And then when I search up what. they looked like before, my mind is.

blown. Why? Like a lot of these people have plastic. surgery and I just never realized. For. sure. Do you think it because that's. it's like mandatory. Once you once you. get a big clout following, it's like you. got to look good for the press. That's kind of messed up, bro. It's not though. It's not. That's messed. up. think it's messed up because it's like. that's society right now. Like you got. to. pretty has a like you feel me has a. standard. No, you know why it's messed. up? It's because. people will do that and then try to. call it natural. And then that becomes the norm. And then.

what what becomes of the world Yeah. if that's the norm? Yeah, because look. at the normal right now for if you want. to be pretty, you got to look like Kim. Kardashian. You got to have wide hips. You got to have a fat ass. Nah, she even changed it. See that. that's what makes it even crazier, right? What she what she changed it Kim. Kardashian just recently she decided, "Yo, I guess this aesthetic isn't. working anymore." And she chopped off. her BBL. Yeah. Uh she chopped off her. yeah, her titties and her ass. [ __ ] And. it's gone and she she put on a whole new. aesthetic with her body. So, you know. how some people like they change their.

their clothing aesthetic. They they. dress differently. Like they go from goth to like Y2K. Yeah, whatever it is. Kim Kardashian. literally just did that with surgery. Damn. You think you think for girls Kim. Kardashian most top top three in-. influential? Oh, for sure she's number. one in my opinion. power couple then cuz Kanye for guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. and Kim for oh my god. Yeah, yeah and Kim, yeah. That's golden. That's really a golden capitalism couple. right there. I know. And you can tell. like um Kim still misses Kanye cuz I.

don't know if you see North North's Tik. Tok. Yeah. So, North is definitely Kanye's. child cuz she's putting on makeup to. look like Kanye and she looks exactly. like Kanye and they're making Tik Toks. and like Kim's hugging like Kanye. Yeah. It's just so it's just weird cuz when I. saw that, right? It's just a little bit. weird to me just because all the other. stuff going on. Yeah. And I can't get that stuff out of. my head like when I think about what. Kanye says like. I know. I feel like you can't just do anything.

Kanye no more and then not think about. what he said now. said, yeah. It sucks. Yeah, bro. Yeah, going back to the the beard thing, I'm going to extend your theory. So, if. you have. a lot of beard, your fight or flight is. mostly fight. But if you don't. If you don't have a beard. Yo, but there's some UFC fighters that. don't grow facial hair. No, but they. definitely chop that off though. Mhm. So, I think what it is this is what I. think what it is. Um. in your ancestry, I guess your ancestors. didn't fight a lot. Doesn't necessarily. mean you won't. Okay. Doesn't.

necessarily mean you won't you won't. It's just like your ancestors probably. So, you have like a lineage of like. people fighting. That's why oh oh, ready? Okay. That's why all of the. Mongols, all of the the ancient Chinese. um martial arts masters. the long. They have the long beard. They all have. beards, bro. I wish I had a like a uncle. with that type of beard. Yo. Cuz I know. that's that's like every girl has like. plus five wisdom he's a he's gained. through his life. Yo, think about that cuz there's a lot. of Chinese people that don't grow.

beards. That are like clean baby face, right? another theory, Conor McGregor, whenever. he has a full set of hair, unbeatable, prime. When he shaves it off. When he shaves it off. boom boom knocked out. You feel me? Nah, he still didn't he win the championship. with with a bald head? Yeah, he had the he had the comb over. That's what Charan told me. Shout out. Charan. He told me that that theory. No, you know what it was cuz. What? So, we have a friend. His name is. Charan. Yeah. And every single time he was on. the podcast before, too. Yeah. But every single time.

he hops onto something or like he puts. his energy into like choosing somebody. to win or even just claiming something, Yes, bro. It's the Charan curse. It's a. curse. Yeah. For some reason that [ __ ]. fails, right? And I think what happened was one time. when Conor McGregor went bald, Mhm. he. went bald, too. Yeah, oh my gosh. He. shaved his head, too. So, what if Charan. just cursed the the cut. from Conor McGregor whenever he gets. bald and then now that's why he always. fails. Now, looking deeper into it, so Drake is.

known as to have a Drake curse. Yeah. Right? So, if you look up to Drake, you. love Drake, right? You take that same. energy and you pass it on to everyone. else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Drake maybe. he since he's like one of the biggest. influential, he has this type of energy. where if you look up to me, more money, more problems. [ __ ] he's just. projecting it on us. So, he takes all. the good [ __ ] he projects all the bad. [ __ ] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we. talked about that before how how theory. Yeah. Drake is sucking all of the energy.

out of Toronto and that's why everything. else is a little bit like. nobody's helping each other. Yeah. popping off except for him. Yeah. But. when we look look to So, we have a lot. of curses in our group cuz the Carlos. curse Oh, there's a new one. This is a. new. he goes to a solo person's concert. So, say Yeat is performing. Say Destroy. Lonely is performing. Right after he. goes to that concert, they fall off. They fall off. And it's happened before. We've seen it. So, he went to No, no,

no. There's there's one person we can't name. cuz. Yeah, yeah, but but we he went to Killy. concert. That's the person I was talking. about. Oh, [ __ ] it, bro. I thought you. were talking about Desi. No, no. But so, Killy, right after he. went to it, Killy fell falls off. Uh he. goes to Lil Tjay. Falls off right after. He got shot, fam. He fell off. Yeah. Now, he went randomly he goes to Destroy. Lonely, my favorite artist, and he he. cops the merch. So, that's double. So, you're he's definitely falling off in. the next year. Okay, but no disrespect.

to anybody that are fans of those. people, but I I got to see a lot of. those artists when they were in their. prime. Yeah. But I think that's what it. is. Maybe I I just have a I have a sense. of like when they're going to be in. their prime. and then I just go to that concert then. at that time. I think I think the most. uh underrated skill to have in this life. is to seek finding people with. potential. Like like if you if you have. that skill, you can be the best um. media scout. You don't have to work a. day in your life cuz your skill is. through them. You just have to hire. them, pay them.

That's true. you money. That's true, but you have to. be skillful enough to know how to. monetize that though. Exactly. No, they Oh, yeah, that's true. You have to be skillful enough to know. how to monetize that cuz just finding. them just because you found somebody. doesn't mean you're going to get rich. off somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? That's true. Like look at all those people. For. example, there's a lot of people that. found artists before and then another. network or another like um. label Yeah. takes control and then boom, leaves his boy in the dust and you know. what I mean? They go to they go to the.

the races, fam. Like they're off into. the millions. Yeah, there's a thing going in New York. right now because um all the like. literally there was a girl named Murder. B who made like three hit songs, just. three. Yeah. And she already got signed, right? So everyone in New York, like the. the drill artists are getting signed and. there's one guy named DD Osama and so. and people are saying that he signed for. $1,000 and a box of Wheaties. Like bare 360s are going around in New. York right now. Damn, bro. Honestly, I don't I don't.

know why a lot of people can't do it. themselves anymore. Yeah. They can. Yeah, it it's it's been shown that it's. been done and like it's possible. I. don't know why more people don't think. like that. know. Why do you think that is? Do you think. people just don't have a belief in. themselves or I think it's cuz if you're. if you're in that position, like say. Bronx, New York, you're living in like. one apartment house. Mhm. All you know. is that deal that's going to get you. out, right? And as soon as you see that. amount of zeros, obviously you're going. to take it, bro, cuz you have you know. nothing else. That's true.

You know you can't do it yourself cuz. your whole life you haven't. That's true. I agree with that. Yeah. It's just it's just tough because. I feel like we're Yo, we're literally. living in a new age. where everything everything is in your. hands to be successful. Yeah. Like if. you're not doing something to make. yourself a little bit more successful. every single day, then you're just not. tuned into what's actually happening. Yo, AI, chat GPT, you can make millions. out. You can literally make millions out that. [ __ ] People are already starting to.

grind it. Now, that's that's technically um the Atari. version. Yep. So this is where it gets. scary. That's the Atari version. Uh-huh. If for whatever reason there's going to. be a PS4 version of chat GPT, Mhm. what's going to happen to everybody's. jobs? No way. Nothing, bro. I think um I. forgot exactly who said it, but Somebody. on Joe Rogan, I remember he was talking. Yeah. And he said eventually what's. going to happen to the world is our. technology is going to be so advanced. that we don't have to work hard and.

we're not going to be doing any of those. technical jobs. What we're going to be. doing are strictly creative jobs cuz. that's the one thing that a robot can't. do the same as a human. Mhm. And what's. crazy though. is AI is kind of proving that they can. also do creative things, too, which is. kind of [ __ ]. I already saw that in the a Tik Tok this. guy said, "I work a corporate job, but I. don't work a corporate job." So he got. he gets hired to sit at home and do his. work, right? But though those corporate. people don't know what's happening.

behind the scenes. He has a AI to do all. his work. Mhm. So boom, he's getting. paid to sit down and chill while the AI. does the work. Damn. And this is right now since we're in the. you said um the Atari. Atari age. Yeah. no one's going to question it. because like how the [ __ ] are you doing. that? Yeah, exactly. as people catch on and this this. technology isn't free, Mhm. boom. That's. where it That's where everyone's going. to start doing it. Yeah. Cuz it's still. like a gray area. It's still like nobody. nobody knows anything about it right. now. That's why tech Oh my god, that. tech industry, woo, if you want to go in. a career that's going to come up soon,

go in the tech industry, bro. Okay, I. have a This is kind of like a high. thought. I'm not high, but like this is. like a this is like a a shower type of. thought. Listen. If technology. completes everything, right? Like let's. say every single movie, every single. piece of creative material ever imagined. Yeah. could be made, what do you think's going to be popular? Let's say every single trend cuz as we. know, Tik Tok is accelerating trends. Mhm. One week it's one trend, the next.

week, maybe the next day, Yeah. that. wave is over it, there's another one. What do you think's going to be. the most sustainable trend if everything. else is moving so quickly? Mhm. Oh, I think you said that you like human. art. Mhm. Like you know those [ __ ] even. like the small simple things. Like. imagine I take two fingers, put paint on. it and I go like this. Yeah. That's a. million dollars next year. You think you So you think that's what. it is? like that's the only thing not not uh. what do you call this? An uh what do you. call it? Automated. That's made.

How about you? It's hard to say, fam, cuz if you think about it, um. we like digital art. You know how people. make Photoshop, whatever. For a time, people are like, "Nah, I. only want paintings." Mhm. And before. paint, what were they doing? Probably. just like sticks and rocks in the dirt. and [ __ ]. So it's hard to say it's hard to really. say like what's going to be Yeah. stable. or what's going to stay with us. But you. know that that sticks in the rock and. dirt stuff, that's that's crazy to us.

though in this time. crazy to us. Because it's like, "Oh, we go in a cave. and we see that we're like, whoa.". That's true. That's true. Like the the. dirt on the on the rocks and stuff. Yeah, those are paintings though. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] bro. No, that's kind of. crazy cuz do you think eventually in the. future if we're so advanced, we're going. to look at paintings and be like, "Holy. [ __ ] this is crazy.". Maybe I think. pencil pencil drawings like doodles on. the on the [ __ ] paper. Doodles, yeah, for sure. In the. in the history textbooks. Yo! Yo, I think eventually Uh we're going to.

be so far into like I'm not saying our. generation. Listen, imagine. 500 years into the future. They're going. to look at those little notes we passed. in class. They're going to look at that. [ __ ] like, "Holy [ __ ] This is some. relic type You know what I mean? This is. some. this is some ancestral work." That's. fire. And then for us it was just like, "Do you like me? Yes or no?" type [ __ ]. you know? But they're going to think that's so. crazy. They're going to think that [ __ ]. is so crazy. They're going to see a. drawing of a dick in the textbook like,

"Yo, what the fuck?" Yeah. Especially the ones that stay intact cuz. that's probably rare now. Yeah. Yo, that's that's actually kind of. rare now. Like if you can date if you. can carbon date like a like a note that. was written, let's say in the '80s, That's kind of rare to even find one. right now. Like I don't even know. yeah. Like if you had like if you had to. go out of your house right now, look for. a a note that was written in the '80s, where the [ __ ] are you going to look for. it? Thrift store, probably. Oh, that's a. good idea. That's a good idea. Or like. somebody somebody old's house. Mhm. But. like that's still rare to find. Yeah, maybe that's the cultural reset. We're just going to have to reset it. So. remember um back then we look at that uh.

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Speaking of rocks and [ __ ] Mhm. do you. ever hear about. Speaking of rocks and [ __ ]. Transition game on a hundred. Speaking of rocks and [ __ ]. I just realized how seamless that was. Yo, there has to be a compilation of my. transitions. All transitions. Yo, speaking of. the floor. Speaking of the floor. Yo, speaking about. I have my moment. Yeah. Okay, so I just saw this on Tik Tok.

Okay. Did you ever hear about the Grand. Canyon theory? Never, no. Did somebody. jump it? Jumped it. What are you talking. about? Did they then jump the Oh, no, no. All right, so check this out. So the. Grand Canyon, one of the world's. wonders. Mhm. There's a theory that the. Grand Canyon holds something Yeah. that. none of us knew was there. So back in. the 1850s, right? The Grand Canyon was. used to mine gold. Did you know that? Now the Grand Canyon, when people. started mining it, the gold index.

crashed because they found so much gold. there. Now what happened was the. government and the military, they closed. it off and they made it a sanctuary so. that nobody can just go there and then. take whatever they want. But there was. this one guy, his name was Seth Tanner. and he was an explorer. He explored this. one cave in the Grand Canyon and he. claims what he saw Yeah. was ancient. Egyptian hieroglyphics in one of the. caves. Oh, what did it say? Now the.

theory is that the Grand Canyon, it. actually holds the lost city of El. Dorado. Like you know the the lost gold. city of El Dorado. The whole city. So if you think about. it, it's never found. That that ancient. tale that all of the natives talk about, the lost city, the gold city. is never found. Now the theory is that. it's literally in the Grand Canyon Yeah. deep in these caves and the reason the. government and the world is trying to. keep it a secret Yeah. is because it. would crash the gold price. Like gold.

would be useless Mhm. if they find that. much gold. Wow. Just think about it, supply and demand, right? If they find a huge abundance of. gold, nobody's going to care about it. Do you think there's still people living. there right now still Still living. there? I don't still protecting the. gold. Who knows? Who knows cuz who knows. if it's like livable. Yeah. If it's. livable or if it's just like just ruins. No, but I mean it's a if it's a what do. you call this? If has a a few people. there, they can definitely make a. livable if you have some food and some. water. Yeah.

You just never know. We don't know that. That's kind of reminds you of um you. ever watch Shang-Chi? Shang-Chi? Oh the. The fighting yeah yeah yeah that one. Yeah, that one. You watched it, right? Yeah. You know in the beginning there's. the woman and she's kind of she's. guarding the secret city. Mhm yeah yeah that's kind of like how I. imagined it. Imagine if it's something. like that. Yo imagine if there's a real. you know Journey to the Center of the. Earth? What if there's a real one like. that? I don't know about that one. That. one's kind of that one's kind of. that could be real? No. Cuz that's a whole [ __ ]. dimension after dimension cuz they were.

going down that [ __ ] for a long time, fam. Yeah yeah yeah. But I don't think that's. real. I definitely think there's some sort of. secrets but like underground that we. haven't seen and it's just been there. the whole time. Oh um I remember seeing this thing about. the national parks. So there's actual. people going feral in the national. parks. Why? Why? Uh no just people just random. people going feral and uh Oh living. there? Yeah living there and capturing. these kids. So uh there was a map that I. seen, right? And about the national.

parks and there was. uh I think it's called missing 411. And. uh there's landmarks everywhere of. people being uh being captured and were. gone missing. And all those dots on the. maps are like cave systems. Oh yeah yeah. yeah. so what it is is like they're just going. missing just cuz they have some people I. guess are living there that are going. feral are taking them. You think they're. like cannibals just like eating people. in the caves? That kind of makes sense. to be honest. If you think about it, bro. If. What is the what's the easiest prey?

What's the easiest prey? What's the easiest prey for you in the. wild? Low-key a human. Yeah. Yo that's. kind of [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] That's why I. don't. Yo wait a minute. I mean it's not. necessarily cuz there's chickens and. [ __ ] But. a human because you can communicate them. and trick them. That's dark. I know. Yo. that's dark. If you bag it, right? Let's. say let's say you're in the wild, right? Uh-huh. And let's say you're in the wild. and you're with like a few people Yeah. and you guys are all starving and you. guys have to get food. A lot of you guys can't fish, blah blah.

a lot of you guys can't hunt if you have. no weapons. But you know how to talk to people. Exactly. This fam fam Yo. Fam. That's. kind of crazy. Like skin walkers in forest but not just. that like skin I I feel like some skin. walkers just go into normal life. Like. maybe you you might think that you're. talking to a person in every in like. maybe a hotel Yeah. but they're actually. not real. Like there's been stories of like um I. think there's like this old lady story. where in a in an apartment like condo.

like this Mhm. where. uh a security guard let in an old lady, right? Yeah. And everyone and the security the. other security guards were looking at. him on the camera like the security. cameras. Yeah yeah. And he was making these. motions like. like he like. Talking to somebody. was talking to someone. Right? And so. the other security guards, they called. him on the radio. They said yo what are. you doing? He's like oh I'm just. assisting this old lady. The security guards were like. I seen this video.

that video? And the security guard was. like what do you mean? She's right here. And the security guard was like fam. there's no lady right there. Like go. like run. Yeah yeah. guard pressed the elevator and this is. the video he runs away. Mhm. So the. security guard told them oh yeah I've. been assisting this lady for like like a. few days now. And everybody in that. condo said they've been they've been. having regular conversations with that. same old lady. We know what she looks. like. Damn. So is that a skin walkers if they. decide to come into regular world? Oh.

yeah it's lit. It's lit for them. Damn. Wait wait. What is what is a skin. like a Is it a ghost? I thought it was a. ghost. Yeah it's a ghost or like a. uh yeah it's a spirit that goes into. either an animal or a or a human. which so now they can live again. They. can live again. I Do you have the video. still? Yeah yeah I have the video. Play the video. Yeah yeah. So look look at the security guard. He's like. Oh [ __ ] this is not the video I thought.

Look he's literally staring at somebody, fam. Yeah yeah. And then he's like going. like this like Yeah when the security. guard other says yo there's no one. there. Like he's getting paged he's getting. paged. Boom run. Oh [ __ ]. Run. Yeah. So they told him like nobody's. there? Nobody's there. That's why and. he's like oh [ __ ] Turns on the elevator. runs away, fam. There's another story. like that? Nah there was another. footage. I saw a footage of this. security guard. Mhm. Um he was like help. This was at a hospital. Okay. So he was.

he was helping somebody walk in Yeah. and it was somebody that was that was. kind of weak and needed assistance. walking with her like this. Mhm. Here's. the elevators. And then on the security. camera footage. nobody's there. It's just him. It's just. him like going literally like hovering. his arm. Holy [ __ ]. [ __ ] I think I think that's the. smartest way to if you were a spirit and. you wanted some attention Mhm. go into. an old person cuz old people. are going to get immediate care. Mhm. So. it's like yeah you got to help them. And.

they're they're the most innocent. They're not going to hurt you. That's. true. Oh that's so scary. That's true. That that is very true cuz. like old people can't really harm. fam. Yeah they can't really harm. So. you're like yeah I'll help you, [ __ ] it. Damn, bro. Yo did you know there's a. actual study on past lives? So it was. the University of Virginia. Yeah. The. University of Virginia, they did a real. study. This is a real study of past. lives and children that remember their. past lives. So they did a sample test. I. think they got like eight to 10 kids.

Mhm. And they these were kids that. remember a life before. And you know. what the age range is? What? Like eight to 12? No it's even younger. It's like I think it's one to four. What? Literally one to four. And in the study. that they did. Yeah. they claimed that as they got. older cuz they stayed with them their. whole lives, right? Cuz they started. remembering things as they got older. around age five to six to seven to eight. they started to forget and they started.

it started to become more blurry about. their past lives. So theory, what if. babies like newborn babies if they were. smart enough to speak and actually. communicate with us, they would be able. to tell us exactly. where they came from. Yo. Wait so with this with those students uh. with those kids, did they. when they got older, did they interview. them again and just like. Yeah yeah that's what they did. They. they followed them and they studied it. So. early stage like one to four, they.

remembered oh this was the house I used. to stay at. These are the people I. remember. And they brought them to those. families that they were a part of. before. No way. did. And bro and as they got older they. forgot. So is this true? Is this proof. that reincarnation is real? Yeah I. believe in reincarnation. I believe that. is so super true. But I just like [ __ ]. they try to wipe the memory and then. like you're on to your next one. Do you. think do you think it's like since you. say we're in a simulation right now, do.

you think that. all your lives are connected? So you're. if you're if you're right now this is. your path. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh it's so it connects. in some way. just like your life right now has a a. path. You think your external and then. your external and then your external. life has another path. That's kind of. crazy to to think that maybe important. people in my life was actually me Yeah. and then my past life living through. them. Yeah exactly. So whether be my teacher that had a huge.

impact on my life or like my coach that. had a huge impact on my life, it was. actually me before. Yeah. That's crazy I. don't you said something about how. through your friends you can see all the. paths that you didn't take. Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah. So that's kind of crazy cuz. like oh maybe that's God's sign of like. showing you boom you're in the right. one. Damn. Damn that's crazy. Now okay take it on. like. a malicious path, right? Okay. What if is a theory.

the elites Yeah. they manipulate. dimensions so that we can't transverse. into our past lives. That's [ __ ] So. listen listen listen that's why we see. like Mandela effects and [ __ ] Okay if. people don't know what I'm talking. about, listen. Imagine Imagine that. we're on one dimension and our past. lives are connected on this dimension. If something happens, you play with dark. matter, blah blah, scientists are. playing with the particle defibrillator, blah blah. They [ __ ] up the dimensions. and we can't access It's like Avatar.

It's like Legend of Korra, bro. It's. like Legend of Korra, you can't access. the ancestors, like the Avatar states. Yeah. No, that's scary. That's what. Think about that. Oh, I have a Mandela effect for you, actually. Okay, let me hear. This is a new one. I. said this while I was in the club to. sharin. So, there this this is new. This. is a Mandela effect, Drake. Yeah. What. is he known for when he was rapping? Back in the day, at least. I don't know. So, when Drake raps, he. usually goes. Oh. Right? Check this out. Drake.

has never done. when rapping. You guys can Google it, search it up on YouTube. It's a Mandela. effect. He's never done No, fam. I know. other He's done other other [ __ ] but. he's never done Because I I remember in. the What is Is this one the Hotline. Hotline Bling. No, it wasn't this. It. wasn't this, bro. It's a Mandela This is not even my. Mandela effect. Like this is other. people are claiming this. What the [ __ ]. Go look Do research. Drake has never.

done. No. when rapping. Like he's done other [ __ ]. but he hasn't done I remember though in. the Hotline Bling he said. I think it's a meme. I think it's a. Isn't it the meme where like doing like. this? No, that's different. That's different. But But this, like the one hand like. this. He hasn't done. Mandela effect. No, that's a crazy one. I can't talk. about it. It's crazy. Crazy, cuz everyone. remembers it. I remember that [ __ ] I. remember that [ __ ] too. I thought it. was actually in the Hotline Bling, but.

[ __ ] bro. Oh, I'm blowing your mind. again, ready? Check this out. Disney. Do you know why Disney characters wear. gloves? No. Why? Check this out. The The. gloves Disney characters wear, it's. resemblance. to Disney characters don't even have. gloves on, bro. What are you talking. about? Disney characters don't have. gloves. Like what do you mean? Like the. princesses? No, look at Look at Look at. Mickey. Mickey. Goofy, whoever whoever is in in that in. that crew. Okay, so just that one Okay, okay, okay. You know why? Why? Watch this. Why?

Why do they wear gloves? They're all. murderers. Check this [ __ ] out. They're mass murderers. Boom. Okay. I. see. So, you're familiar with those. gloves, right? Mickey's wearing those. gloves. It has like the three lines on. it. The infamous Yeah, the infamous gloves. Interesting. Why those gloves and why. those three lines? Check this out. These. gloves are the same gloves OF THE. FREEMASONS. NO. OF the Freemasons, bro. No. Crazy. No.

way. why Mickey and all those random. characters on on Disney, fam, they all. wear those gloves, bro. No. Look at it. Those are the Freemason. gloves. That's why they have the three. lines on it. Specifically those three. lines. Where have we ever seen gloves. with those three lines? No. It's not even like a regular thing. They're literally Freemason gloves. That's [ __ ] Crazy. Crazy. No, that's That blows my mind. That. blows my mind. Crazy. So guys, it's all.

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Sorry, is the murder capital of America. The most murders in America happen in. St. Louis, Mississippi. Now, check this. out. I searched up who is St. Louis St. Louis. Who is he? Yeah. And he was. actually the patron saint Mhm. of. builders and masons. What? So, you can imagine the. Freemasons, who do they worship? St.

Lucifer, fam. Oh. Worship the devil, bro. And that's why. St. Louis has the devil. Oh. And you can imagine maybe the city in. Mississippi, the reason it's it's the. most dangerous city in America, is. because it's named after who? What the [ __ ]. Crazy, right? I I I thought I was the. only one that noticed that, but I knew. you were going to catch on to that, too. Cuz when I went to it the second time, I.

seen the. I didn't see it at first. Yeah, I didn't see it at first, too. Where's St. Louis What country is that. in? America, what are you talking about? Oh, sorry, sorry, the king? Yeah, yeah. Uh France. That's why That's why St. Louis not Louis. Louis, okay. yeah. St. Cuz it's French. Okay. Because. at first when I was looking at that, I. was like, it's got to be a sports team. Like St. Louis Devils, cuz I know that's. a. But I think it's St. St. Jersey Devils. So, it that has no correlation. Nah, nah. That's Oh my god. right? Crazy. Why is. No. Patron saint Patron saint of of.

builders and masons. Yeah. Come on. That's how you know like. Y'all thought Y'all thought I wouldn't. find out? Yo. Now Now every restaurant Now every. restaurant we go to that looks a bit sus. is Now it's like Crazy. No, this [ __ ] is. really planted. Like the [ __ ] Mickey. Mouse, bro. That blew my mind. The Mickey Mouse is Like where have we. seen white gloves like that? Nowhere. I. thought that's just like a regular. thing, but that's like I guess they.

uh subconsciously planted that. So, as. we Yo. So, it's a joke, fam. So, imagine. Imagine cuz Walt Disney was a known. Freemason. Now, check this out, right? Imagine we're in this club. Imagine we. we were like JUMPERS club. And we have. certain things that we do that that's. for fun. Sickle mode button, right? Now, what if in in popular culture, we leave. Oh, let's put a sickle sickle mode. effect there. And then we can all laugh, but nobody else will understand. So, imagine we're in the in the Freemason.

club, and then we see we're watching. Disney movies like, "Look, THEY'RE. WEARING THE GLOVES. AH." OH MY. THEY YO, he got the gloves on, bro. Everyone else is like, "What?". And then it's just us laughing. Everybody else is like, "Oh, yeah. Whatever." But us, we're laughing cuz we. know that [ __ ] is. No, but the fact that. it's like it's always like around. Like. remember in my basement how I said there. was one there? That's crazy. Like I. didn't even know that. It's. Like you can look at probably the the. [ __ ] popcorn ceilings.

makes the compass. Like you never know. nowadays. Yo, okay. Is there any others? There's not any. others, but I want to show you this real. quick. Okay. Hold on. So, you cuz you're talking about popcorn. ceilings. Now, I don't know I don't know if this is. just me being me or if other people, too. But when you look at a popcorn. ceiling, You see stars. No, can you see. faces and like shapes and stuff? You're a weird You're a weird You're a. weird No. Never. It's just me? Like you can't make Cuz to me, when I. look at popcorn ceiling, it's like. looking at the clouds. No, I just see.

It's just dots. You see faces? Really? You can't see like [ __ ]. in the. in my. Are you serious? Yeah. Fam, you see. No, it's like it's like when you you. know when you look at clouds? Yeah, yeah. No, clouds is way different. than popcorn ceiling. You can't Really? You can't see nothing? Nothing. Nothing. at all. I'm being dead serious. Okay, okay. Maybe it's just me. But anyways, there's this um. There's these art pieces. Now, this is. This was blowing my mind. There's these art pieces and what they. are These are like high-level frequency.

of art that it's certain patterns and. they call it like um. Sorry. Uh They call it sacred patterns. that you'll be able to see entities and. images that nobody else can see and. specific to you. What? this out. I want to I want to see what. you see. Okay, let me see. It's like that therapy. [ __ ]. So, what do you see? Okay, hold on. Go back to the first one. There's a lot. There's so many. I see.

triangles. Like a big triangle. Faces look Look for. a face. I see a butterfly. You see a butterfly? see no faces though. For me, I see I see. that one big face right here. That looks. like a. pitbull. Like you know Well, everybody sees. something different. I see an owl. Do. you see the owl? No. Oh, oh, I see a tiger. I see a Oh, I see. a. panda. I see a panda. Right there, right. there. Yeah, yeah, kind of kind of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see the eyes here?

Eye, eye, eyebrows. What? Oh, I see it. YOU SEE IT? YOU SEE IT? YO, so everybody sees something. different unless like you point it out. Yeah, you point it out and then they can. see it for themselves. Okay, let's do. another one. Let me see. This one. This one's crazy. Look at this one. What. do you see? I see four faces. 1 2 3 4. Yeah, yeah. I. see that too. You see that You see the. the big smile? No, I don't see the smile. see that big smile and the two eyes? So, everybody sees different things and.

and it's very like once you see it, it's. so vivid. Yeah. Um there's another one here. Now, remember when I said these are like. sacred patterns? Okay. What's crazy is people say a lot of the. entities or the the images they see here. are images that people see on DMT trips. and psychedelics. [ __ ] bro. I mean, it. makes sense. There's just a bunch of. lines. Oh, I see the That one's a crazy. one. Eye, eye, nose, mouth.

Crazy stuff. You never know, bro. [ __ ]. is planted everywhere. Like I tried to I. have to say that. the Freemason and [ __ ] So, you know how. the Freemason is known for like black. and white and checkered? Yeah, yeah. this they control the cinemas, too? Cuz. the I searched up cinema logo and it's. black and white. It's kind of kind of. checkered. Oh, the checkered stuff? So, do you. think they run the movies, too? Maybe. You never know. More More times like. everything's controlled by somebody. Yeah. Oh, I think all the craziest one. that I I I found out the cereal box. theory. What's that? So, you know how every cereal box has a.

mascot. Yeah. So, the Trix one, the. Cocoa Puffs. Yeah, yeah. Fruit Loops, right? And all. if you notice if you look really close. the mascots aren't looking straight. Mhm. They're all looking down, right? Why? So, this is why. So, it's known to make. the the characters make direct eye. contact with the kids Oh, cuz they're. short. So, they're supposed to make eye. contact to kind of engage them to go. for that for that um cereal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you notice uh. the Honey Nut Cheerios, the the one with. the bee Yeah. So, the the extra sugar one has the. mascot on it. The one with just the. cereal bowl and the strawberries Yeah, yeah, yeah. no mascot. That's for the. adults, the one with no no uh sugar. Mhm. The adult one they have like the. heart. yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But but no mascot looking at them. Damn, bro. the the. uh in the shelves, the bottom two are. known more of the uh sugary ones. Oh, cuz it's easy it's easy access. Oh,

[ __ ] But the the top ones are like the. multi-grain like. Yeah. Try to reach for that [ __ ]. on to that, I think that's why they add. they have candy right at the front of. the cashier and low. So, if you go if. you go to a convenience store, where do. they have the candy? Super low right in. front of the cashier. Cuz when I I. always remember when I'm with my mom or. dad, they're paying for something at the. convenience store. Yeah. I'm out here. I'm short, right? Mhm. I'm a little kid and I'm looking. what's right in front of me while I'm. waiting. Candy. And what am I going to.

do? Mom, can I get this? And it's right. in front of me. It's easy access, bro. And at the what do you call this? The. movie player in Scarborough, so their. whole thing is like this, but the candy. is on the shelf very to very low. Everything's low, so your mom's ordering. thing, you're you're just looking at the. thing right in front of you, all the. candies. Yeah. Damn, bro. W marketing, bro. W. marketing. Yo, realistically, if people. just copy what's been used on us and put.

their own twist on it fam, you can. probably be successful if you use the. tactics that you worked on you. What do. you mean? You just There's tactics in. the world that worked on us and got us. to buy something. There's a reason I. bought an Apple iPhone. You know what I. mean? Those tactics, if you backwards engineer. it and try to figure out what made you. purchase it and you're a business owner. Yeah. you'll be able to be just. successful. Yeah, that's dangerous. I.

think to Andrew Tate said uh once you. perfect mind control, you're a. superhero. Mhm. Like once you once you. can what do you call this? Uh know what you're doing, know your. route, and know what you have to do to. get to that route, you're you're good. You're good for the rest of your life. What do you think's the more important. mind control? What do you mean? Like the. malicious one or the Not even. What are. you talking about? What mind do you want. to control? Mhm. Your mind, for sure. Yeah. If you reach your higher self, like you. can stop time and [ __ ] start floating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're set. Now, check this out. Yeah. What if the only way to control. other people's minds is to conquer yours. first? And then since everybody else. haven't conquered their minds, you can. conquer theirs. Yeah. That's facts. That's like the saying um. what do you call this? If you chase. butterflies for your whole life, they'll. fly away. But if you build a beautiful. garden, they'll come to you. Mhm. But and if they don't come to you, at least you have a beautiful garden. See, so you have So, like you have. yourself. You have your good mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares whatever if.

they don't come to you. Mhm. Ooh. Yeah. That's a bar. What was the other one. with the with honey and flies? Oh, you. can't catch them if you're a fly, but. you can No, no, no. It's all It's a You. can catch honeys. You can catch flies. with honey, but I catch honeys being. fly. Oh, [ __ ]. Okay, bro. Okay, going back Going back. to the movie [ __ ] I have So, I have. this like murder mystery case. Yeah, yeah. And this case, I will never go to a. movie again just cuz I'm hearing this. [ __ ]. What happened? What happened? So, it's. called The Horror in Screen 9. Mhm. So,

there's this guy, right? His name is. James Holmes. And he lived in California. and his mom and dad were I think they. were a scientist and his mom was a. doctor. So, he's living good, right? But. he's Since he was a kid, he's had like. night terrors and he even dreamt about. killing a lot of people. Hope for what? I don't know. He just He's just like. that. And then so what do you call this? At. 11, I think, he even tried to kill. himself. Like he tried to off himself.

Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah. So, I think when he finally got to. a legal age, he bought four guns, like. legally. So, they checked his background. check and they're like, "Oh, yeah, check. off, check off. You can have these four. guns, right?". Mhm. So, like I said, he dreamt to kill. a lot of people. So, before. uh his big killing in the movie theater, for I think a day before he planned it. he he went and did it, he mailed his. notebook to his psychiatrist. Oh. And in his notebook was his detailed.

plans of what he was going to do on that. day. Damn. So, it was on. uh the midnight of The Dark Knight. Rises. Oh, yeah, that's the that's what. I'm. It's Oh, it's a Colorado? I thought it. was Colorado. On the the midnight of. Dark Knight Rises, he was like, "Okay, I'm going to go in and do this." And 2. hours before, I think, he called the. crisis line. He was like, "I'm going to. kill all these people in the theater.". But you know what happened? The thing. got disconnected. Why? I don't know. It. just randomly got disconnected. I guess. it was fate that was supposed to happen.

So he went in to screening nine, number. nine. And he sat in, he scoped the area, he went back out. He went in his car, grabbed the four guns and a gas. canister. Yeah. It was perfect timing, too, cuz this whole thing went down. while the gun a gun scene was going on. in the movie. Damn. So, while it was happening, he. threw the gas canister, boom, open fire, killed I think 10 people already. [ __ ]. And here So, I think it was in total it. was a packed movie. You know The Dark. Knight Rises. 70 people got injured,

fam. It was packed. Damn. Yeah. And they didn't know that it. was like actual guns cuz they thought it. was special effects. Yeah, because [ __ ]. Yeah. Yo, I have I have an add-on for. that. This will make it crazy. Ready? So, there was a woman that was in the. theater there. Oh, [ __ ]. She didn't die. She survived the attack. A month later, she was at Toronto Eaton. Centre. There was a shooting and she. died at that shooting. No. So, it was almost like Final.

Destination. Like she was meant She. cheated death the first time. That's scary, bro. And when she was back. home in Toronto. she died from that shooting. No. You can't escape that [ __ ]. That's crazy. That's crazy. Holy [ __ ]. How many times do you think we have. until like how many tries? Like who. determines that, bro? Remember what I. said to you? What if it's like. what if it's not even what we think it. is? What if it's a realization. Mhm. before everyone passes away? Like. cuz we never know what's in the heads of.

everybody before they pass away cuz. Yeah. There was some crazy [ __ ] that's like I. saw about Kobe Bryant. Yeah. and how he said, "So, going back. to Gigi, his death was I don't think. Gigi talked about this, but his death. was predetermined with numbers." You. think that? I think so. He died in 41 at. 41, right? And. I think there's a stat where every one. of his records at the were broken. through a free throw. Mhm. So this this pattern kept going on,

kept going on, and I think at the his 81. when he scored that um on his last game. Yeah, yeah. where he he shot before he. shot the free throw there was like 41 on. a shot clock or there was something in. the numbers Yeah. And on that day on. that day he had like a big game-breaking. record. Yeah. if you add all the numbers up like. 2008 something something like that it. added up to 41. Damn. Yeah. It's just. crazy to think cuz. you hear these conspiracy theories all. the time obviously like not.

disrespecting any celebrity death, but. but. if you think about it let's say a. celebrity passes away Mhm. that's all. the news is going to talk about. Yeah. So the theory is what if certain. tragedies happen. and because of a death of a famous. celebrity Yeah. all the news is covering. on that rather than what's going on. and all the other stuff is like. nobody's talking about. Yeah. and kind of gets swept under the. rug. Yeah, it's [ __ ] up cuz during Kobe's.

death they could have just pulled. something out their ass like the. government could have did whatever Mhm. cuz we're not talk we're not looking at. that. Cuz if you think about it, what's crazy, a lot of these let's say even these. murders that happen in the world we. don't hear about it until way way later. when people dissect it then but when it. actually happens on that day, it's never. really news because there's other [ __ ]. going on Yeah. right? Unless it's like a. super famous murder blah blah. Yeah, yeah. nobody's really dissecting. it like that. Yeah, I know. Damn, bro. That's why a.

million murders happen every day, bro. Yeah, I think that's in um that's in. that's in GTA San Andreas they said that. [ __ ] Oh, yeah? GTA, man. What was it again? It's like. people get shot every day, B. Yeah, but. y'all be all right. Yeah, that's what I. said. Tell them that theory about the the GTA. though if you if you want to say it. What would What GTA do? The GTA how. they're they're Yeah. No, that's sad, fam. I don't want to talk about that. stuff. But it's a good debate though. All right, okay. I want to I want to. hear Everybody tap into the comments cuz.

So, this is the story I was I was with. my cousins and my dad and we're playing. video games. Yeah. Me and my cousin were. playing Far Cry. It's like shooting game. if you guys don't know. And I had to go. do something so I put on a game for my. little cousin. He still wanted to play. And I put on GTA. So, my dad's in the. room I let my cousin my little cousin. play and I just did. So, on the drive to. I think we went out to eat. Yeah. My dad. was talking to me and he said. "You know. GTA and that game you let him play. that's the type of stuff that.

brainwashes kids to do. mass murders to do. crime and if you really think about it. and I This is my debate. I'm like, "Yo, it's just a video game." That's what I. said. It's just a video game. Look, we. watch violent movies all the time. That's what I told my dad. And my dad. said, "No.". Cuz the video game. you're the person doing it. When we. watch a violent movie, watch a Tarantino. movie you're the audience and you see. what unfolds. But when you're playing these violent. video games POV you're training yourself.

and preparing yourself and skill making. yourself more skillful. Yeah. to rob banks to kill civilians to. whatever you know what I mean? Shoot at. cops or whatever and that kind of blew. my mind cuz. he kind of did have a point. I'm not. saying I don't enjoy video games myself. cuz I do love video games. I probably. played GTA. I play a hell of GTA. Yeah. You know what I mean? But now I. think about it more. do you think there's a chance theory. that a lot of the crime that happens in.

the world might have been influenced by. GTA because listen do you think GTA 5. coming out caused the spike. in crime? Did it actually like there's. statistics. you think so? I don't have no statistics to back it. up. I'm just speaking out my ass right. here, but like think about it. Think. about it. Yeah. That all of that stuff. is in your head and you kind of want to. if you're playing in in the game, you. kind of think about it even after you. play. Yeah. I wouldn't say it caused the. biggest spike, but I feel like it caused.

some maybe like. 5 10 people, you know, like a small. percentage. No, 100% like influenced people. 100% it. influenced people. Yeah. I think it also just encourages. like pedophilia and [ __ ] like that. Wait, why? Cuz I think um there's one. mission that I that people on TikTok. really remember. It's the paparazzi one. So uh the whole point of the mission is. some guy and some girl are [ __ ] on. the terrace Yeah. and you have to Oh, yeah, take a pic. You literally have to. video the whole thing. And you know like. the strip clubs like if you're if you're.

14 or like you're 9 to 10 playing that. and you want to go straight to the strip. cuz you've never seen some [ __ ] like. that before in your head boom, now. you're from a a young age you're. addicted to that then it gets worse, progressively worse every year because. now you go from GTA to actual porn to to. whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. Yeah. I I. agree. But I think that's why we do have. the the age thing But but it's not. really enforced, yo. It's not really. enforced cuz kids still play G cuz I let. my my my cousin play GTA.

get your older cousin to get it for you. and play like that Yeah, I know. That's. why it's kind of like it really changed. my mind cuz I grew up playing a lot of. violent video games. GTA I played like. all the GTAs growing up. And fam, I'm. not going to lie. Now that I think about. it more. if you are the person playing and you're. living you're living vicariously into. that character. doing all those crimes that's kind of. like you training yourself. Yeah. It's [ __ ] up. Like you dead ass. like if you're put in that position, you. already know what to do. And then here's. where it gets crazier cuz you put on the.

VR and then there's no there's no. difference. It's like almost like I'm. doing the same motions that I would do. to like pull out a gun. Yeah. That's. crazy. And going back to the age. restriction like if the government. really cared about the like all the mass. murders, then they would actually like. strict down on that age thing like. I know. But but you see it in um uh. purchasing beer. Yeah. You know, you can. you can get your older cousin to go in. there buy you beer and you can have it. But but it's still very illegal. very illegal. Yeah. Cuz there's charges, but video.

games is not like that. Yeah, but why do. you think they encourage like why don't. why don't you think they they like put. actual security down Oh, you're not. allowed to do this. You're not allowed. to do this. Because they don't care. Like that's that's what fuels them. Yeah. But yo, y'all tap in the comments. cuz I really want to see your opinion on. it cuz me myself I'm I love video games. and I don't I wanted to defend it but. that kind of did change my mind about. it. I'm like [ __ ] maybe maybe there's a. point there. Yeah. Maybe maybe seeing. that and training yourself all the time. like that it does have an a mental. effect on you. Yeah. Cuz I watch a lot of violent.

movies, but now that I think about it, when I'm watching the violent movies, I. am just like a audience. Yeah, and you don't really feel like. I'mma go out there do it myself. Exactly. Yeah. But when you're playing. it [ __ ] bro. Yeah. And bro, when it gets to the point. that. Okay. Here's the debate though. Okay. On the. other side do you think being able to. play these games give an outlet that you. get those urges out of you? Nah. You think it just worsens it? I don't think so. It worsens it. Yeah.

Cuz that's a debate somebody would have. Really? I don't think that shit's. therapy, dog. Like I don't think killing. people is therapy Like in a game, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's not that's not right cuz you're. Yeah, that's not right. I know, bro, but it's like so common. It's so common. So common. Do you think there's going to. be a change coming? I don't think people really talk I I. feel like I feel like this conversation. might be the only conversation that that. ever like touched the internet about. that. That's kind of crazy on that. Cuz. if GTA literally people are waiting for. new GTAs every single year, dog. Like. [ __ ] will not change. Now you have.

Twitch uh the number one game on there. Holy [ __ ] It's GTA. RP Yo. So, role. play. So, literally you have guys in the. suburbs going in That's crazy. and doing. all these like living the life of a. Yeah, they're actually doing it. They're. actually doing it. criminals And so now. you're role playing so now all you know. So so imagine Remember the guy is like. oh Speed goes to bed thinking speed. thoughts. Mhm. So, Speed like uh Daryl. or whatever his real name is he's not.

Daryl no more. He's Speed. So, imagine you're on GTA role play for. so long you become that person. Gavin no more. I'm Briggs or whatever. they call me in the streets in in GTA. You feel Oh my god. Briggs with a B a. big G? A big G Briggs? That's what. Briggs with a big with a capital G. And I have the Glock tattoo that Yo, I. was telling Gavin, "Yo, yo uh um 100k. 100k likes Gavin will get a tattoo. I. told him to get the Glock logo but.

instead of saying Glock, it says Gavin.". 100k likes on this on this episode 100k. likes, we'll get it. We'll get it for. him. Nah, if you guys actually hit 100k, I'll low key might get it cuz that's. impossible. It'll get 100k likes. No, wow. 100k likes, we'll get him that. Glock tattoo that says Gavin. Send it to. all your friends. Send it to all your. family. That sounds Let's get him that. tattoo. Yo, that sounds like it does not match. me at all. Like. if I was going to get a tattoo of. anything that's the one that. like what the It's a what the [ __ ]. moment. Yo, you know what's so jokes.

though? Cuz it's like. it it it's corny and it's so funny but. it's actually hard at the same time. It's still tough. It's still tough. So, 100k likes, please, bro. Please. Let's get him that tattoo. Please. No cap. That's This is the first time I really. want that many likes, yo. Like 100. Please, bro. Let's get him that tattoo. Wait, where where is the placement? Where's the placement? You have to get it on like your chest. Are you crazy? Big Gavin tattoo right here. Okay, on your leg. Your leg's not that. bad.

Okay, yeah. My leg's not that bad. That's realistic. Realistic get on your. leg. Yeah, it's okay. But y'all not. going to get 100. with Gavin. 100k likes. That's like a Mr. Beast. video. Mr. Beast doesn't even get 100k. Uh I hope so. Well, we'll we'll see, fam. We'll see. May- maybe in like maybe. it'll take longer, but if it does hit. 100k, you have to get it. Yeah, that's like a that's that ass like. a frat pledge like [ __ ] that you do. Like like the burning thing? yeah. And my my friend who's in a frat, he said he quit that frat after he heard. um uh there was a guy cuz it was a. recent thing that happened in 2001. There was a guy who literally was um.

uh forced to do this pledge, right? And. the pledge was you got to drink uh like. two gallons of vodka. Damn, you could. die from that [ __ ]. And that's what happened. That's what. almost happened. So literally, there was. on CCTV, they literally have evidence of. his all the frat boys carrying him. Wow. unconscious down the stairs, put him on. the sofa. Bro, he woke up, he slipped. off the couch. Yeah. I think he went into um he went into. cardiac arrest. And all his boys picked.

him up, went to the instead of calling. the [ __ ] ambulance, they drove him to. the hospital. They they uh he got. resuscitation. He woke up. though? Yeah, he survived, but he needed to be. put on crutches, stitches because also. part of the pledge, he said he was. forced to jump in a a dumpster full of. broken glass. What the. What? all a pledge, fam. And he and he told. them the media, he said, "Two days. before I did this pledge, I I called my.

family. I called my sister cuz I was so. stressed out." But he did this because I. I guess there was like. he didn't feel like he belonged. anywhere, and he wanted to take this. pledge. Damn, bro. And now for the rest of his life, fam, he's put on. uh urgent care. Like he has to be taken. care of. [ __ ] bro. So don't be stupid, guys. Like. Yeah, yo, you don't have to do dangerous. [ __ ] to be cool. Yeah. Don't ever do dangerous [ __ ] just. to impress somebody, just to make. yourself look cool. You can be cool in. your own way, fam. And honestly, the.

coolest people in the world the coolest. people in the world, they're cool for. weird things rather than the things that. oh, that makes you manly. Yeah. Real [ __ ]. You can tell you can definitely tell. like a person walking down the street. who's fully confident. You can't fake. confidence. And like oh, in the UFC, when um I think it's Jon "Bones" Jones. When he walks in, he does this gorilla. crawl. Oh, he does the spider the. spider. Yeah, like Anderson Silva. Anderson Silva. And he was talking one. of his fights that a guy he tried to. come in.

banging on his chest, but he knew that. that's fake. That's fake confidence, bro. You can't fake confidence. If. you're really secure with yourself, you. will never need anyone else in this. life. Yeah, that's facts. Like even if like. you want to fit into a certain group, just re- re-evaluate real quick. Like. before. Yo, let's say all your friends are. jumping off the cliff. Before you jump. off the cliff, too, just re-evaluate. Like like take a second be like. Yo, what am I really doing out here? But if the group if the group leader. tells you you got to do it anyway.

I'm just kidding. I will end it there. Yeah. All right, thank you everyone for watching this. episode of Jumpers Jump Podcast. Make. sure to comment, like, subscribe. Hold. on, one quick announcement. I'm back on. Twitch. I'm back making content on my. other channel Carlos Vieira, so go check. that out. Follow us both on Instagram. You guys will get updates there. Yes, sir. And make sure to download all. these spot all these episodes on. Spotify, Apple, all the downloading. platforms. If you're going to work, you're driving, might as well download. them, listen to us on the road. Yeah, so that's it. Yep. A lot more content coming. Guests.

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