ONLYFANS HORROR STORY, DISASSOCIATION & EGG THEORY, DARK WEB GAME SHOWS - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 24
No, cuz this one's crazy, bro. Should I. Should I try to just start off with the. crazy [ __ ] Let's go. Let's go. I have a bunch of notes, but like you. you I don't I don't usually have notes. on me. Like I only do it like if it's. something important. I know, yeah. And this one This one's a. little bit important. It's not. important, but it. Okay, okay. So, do you know what.
dissociation is? Uh does that mean like. uh dissociating yourself outside like a. society? Dissociation. So, dissociating. yourself to your body. To your body? You. ever heard of that? No. Okay, I'm going to tell you. something, bro. Okay, okay. All right. Warning first. If. you guys are the type to get a little. bit paranoid about things, maybe you. shouldn't listen to this part. But I'm. just going to say it, okay? I get paranoid, bro. Like you too. All right, so damn, I'm really starting. off with a heavy one. Oh, listen, listen. You ever watch the movie Fight. Club? Yeah, yeah. You know the ending of.
Fight Club, right? yeah, go did it. So, Fight Club, pretty. much what it was, he had this friend. Mhm. And throughout the whole movie, his. friend was by his side. And his friend, he would do like wild [ __ ] He would do. crazy [ __ ] all the time. Yeah. And kind. of like quote-unquote like edgier. version of himself, right? Mhm. So, later on the movie, he finds out. that his friend is actually him, just. his alter ego throughout the whole film. So, any crazy [ __ ] that his friend was.
doing it was actually him. But he just. dissociated himself from that that alter. ego. So, he thought it was another. person. Because in the whole movie, he. was like losing sleep. Like in the. beginning of the movie. Yeah. In the beginning of the movie, he. was losing sleep. Like he was off like 2. hours of sleep every night. Type [ __ ]. right? Okay. So, they played off that. part first. Now, I looked into it, right? Cuz I. don't get a lot of sleep, right? I don't. get a lot of sleep. Especially during. like COVID, especially during like. lockdown and [ __ ]. Yeah. Like we're all on our phones, just.
like staying up on social media, watching YouTube videos, right? So, I. saw this TikTok and they're talking. about disassociation. And pretty much. what this guy said, he said it's like. thinking yourself outside of yourself. So, knowing that this body, this. position, this life I'm in right now. isn't actually what it is. This is just. like what we think it is. So, I know it. sounds really [ __ ] It sounds really. crazy, but listen, listen. So, a lot of people that take So,
there's three ways you can activate. disassociation. There's three ways. One way is like smoking a lot of. marijuana. Um. doing like psychedelics like LSD, mushrooms, whatever. And losing sleep. Oh, [ __ ] So, I think. I low-key started losing a lot of sleep. and I started getting these feelings of. disassociation. So, while I had these. feelings of disassociation, right? This was like 4:00 a.m. I'm trying to. fall asleep, right? Bro, I started a I came up with this theory.
And then this theory is like. what if. our lives, right? It's almost as if like it's a video. game. In a sense where. we're the the character in the game. But whoever picks up the controller is. somebody else. So, maybe one day. you're acting a certain way, the next. day you act a little bit different, it's. because it's a different player. But listen, listen, listen. You know how. You know how they say oh, he woke up on. the wrong side of the bed today. That's.
why he's acting like that. That's why he's acting like that. So, your personality might change. depending on who's playing the game. Now, this is like this This is just like. a weird way of thinking, but Yeah, it is. a cool theory to think about. I don't. know. To me, I don't I don't believe that. but listen, listen, right? So, fam, I'm telling you. I started having these feelings like. what if Okay, you know how like a. character in a video game. Yeah. he doesn't know he just knows. himself. I mean, you know yourself. Mhm. Right? You know yourself. So,
you're going to go out, do your thing, whatever your job is. question it. Not question it, not question it, right? Now, whoever picks it hold on quote picks up. your game, Yeah. they're still going to. do the same activities as you. Cuz it's still your game. Do you get that? But like like you said, like it it may. be based on different like events cuz he. has a different personality than me. No, you'll still have the same person cuz. let's say you play let's say you play. like um. like Drake's Deception. Okay, okay. Or Assassin's Creed.
Okay, okay. If you pick up playing Ezio, you're still Ezio. Yeah. But even though. it's some other person. else controlling you. Yeah. So, what if what if this is like just all a. simulation, but we will never find out. because. it's it's just like. a character in the We're we're playing. the path that we're given. We're playing. the path that we're given. Regardless of who picks up the. controller. Yeah, someone told me that Okay, what if. that we are in our like that VR VR. reality game and we don't know it and. just when we die, that's our kind of our.
mind just saying, "Oh, okay, now you're. born in" like we wake up in [ __ ] and we. like okay, now we're in it. Mhm. Cuz our. brain is like, "Okay, that whole time we. you just thought you were in a in a VR. game, but now this is reality.". Yeah. So, but I don't know, man. It's. kind of it's kind of like that cuz. listen, like. Okay, you remember when we were talking. about like sleep. positions and [ __ ] How like different. sleep positions might might trigger like. different um personality traits or like. it shows like who you might be. You know. what I mean? So,
this kind of went hand in hand with my. theory cuz I'm like. what if sometimes I wake up like like. back against back against my bed. Sometimes I'll wake up like on my side, sometimes I'll wake up on my face, right? And I feel like depending on how. I wake up. kind of changes my mood during the day. or changes like how I feel. Would you. agree? Yes or no? Mhm. Kind of, right? A. little bit. A little bit. Cuz that's why. they say like you woke up on the wrong. side of the bed. the whole meaning. Yeah. So, what if the. reason you wake up on the wrong side of.
the bed. is because it's somebody else? Or you just move while you sleep. Or you just move, yeah. Okay, yo, yo. So, there's this There's this thing. called the egg theory. Okay. No. So, the egg theory is pretty much. that every person has lived the same. life. So, in a sense of this. consciousness has lived in your body. Has lived in your mom's body. Has lived. in like the person down the street's. body. Uh-huh. And over time. eventually, the same soul has been. passed through throughout thousands of.
years. So, this egg theory, right? It's. It's a video on YouTube. I'll link it to. you. Yeah, okay. I'm good. So, pretty much what it was is like it was. like God, right? Like a celestial being. He said, "Okay, in order for you to be like me, you have. to learn first. But, in order to learn, you have to live. through everybody in the world. So, you're going to live through being a. homeless person. Yeah. You're going to. live through being a dictator like. Hitler. Oh. You're going to live through being all. of these different types of people, and. then you can be on my level.
Oh, so you think Yo, yo, yo. So, so, it's like, "Okay, you have to go through. all these, and then once you once you. complete all that like experience. learning, Yeah. you can finally like go up to him. and have it.". Yeah, that's the theory. That's the egg. theory. cool. So, so, we all like lived the same life. Different lives, but like But, we're in. one. We We like get these I guess. different types of pain, different types. of experiences. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So, that's why. That's why you hear a lot about like in. religion, you say like, "Oh, we're all. connected." Oh, yeah. Like no matter. what what religion, they always say like.
That's a big thing. Yeah, that's a That's a big theme is. like we're all connected somehow. There's a There's some. I remember I was at the a beach. yesterday. Yeah. Right? Cuz I I was. going to take product pictures for my. thing. So, I was just walking and there. was like a little. like where no one was. And I looked down. and there's a log and then there's like. a statue of an elephant. Of an elephant? Right? Yeah. And it was just placed. there, right? And I'm looking at it and. I'm like, I probably think I was like, "Yo, this looks like mad familiar. Like, is it like a god type thing?" So, I. looked it up, elephant god, and it was.
like Ganesha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? So, I told I told my friend. He. was like, "Yo, was it placed there or. did just randomly?" And I was like, "Yeah." He was like, "Yo, that's good. luck.". Oh, really? Yeah, so and that same day sold out. You. feel me? I sold out my hoodies. Word. like, "Oh, shit." Cuz I There was There. was no reason for me to go in that. little like like place and and see it. And see it. So, what what was it? Like a. toy? Like a statue? No, it was a statue of Ganesha, yeah. Like someone placed it there? Yeah, yeah, for some reason. Interesting. And then and then I was like, "Okay." I. searched it what it was. He was like,
"Okay, Ganesha represents like wisdom, intelligence, and [ __ ] like that." Yeah, yeah, yeah. like, but at the same time my friend was. like, "That also symbolizes like really. good luck.". Weird. So, I'm like, "Oh, shit.". Yeah. Cuz I I didn't even need to go to the. beach that day. Mhm. Yo, what if what if like our future. selves could put like little secrets in. the past to to like lead us into. different. fire. to lead us into like different paths. It's like he knew something was going to. happen good today and he was like, "Yo, Gavin, I'mma leave this Yo, so I saw. this I saw this video on TikTok, right? And it's supposedly.
this a supposedly this a real video. Okay. So, this guy he was like walking down. the street. Uh-huh. and then someone tapped him on. the shoulder. So, when he tapped him on. the shoulder, he like turned around. Mhm. and just as he turned around, this. truck was like coming towards him. Like, the back of the truck trailer was about. to hit him. But, because he turned. around, he was able to see it and he. stepped out of the way. So, Yeah, God's plan. Yeah, the theory the theory goes like. that was the person that tapped him on. the shoulder was actually him from the. future or stopping his death. What?
Yeah. Woah. Cuz like he was going to die like if if. he wasn't tapped on the shoulder if he. didn't look over his shoulder, he would. have died. I mean, that's really good. luck. You You seen those videos like of. almost dying? Like a train comes, but. like a guy pushes him out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. Like you know those ones. Yo, but this one's so [ __ ] because the. guy tapped him and then like ran away. Oh. He like cut. He like cut, bro. Holy. [ __ ] So, it's like he wasn't trying to. be seen. And what's He was wearing the. exact same clothes as the guy. What? Yeah, he was wearing the exact same. clothes, fam. Nah. Yeah.
That's kind of crazy. So So, just like I. said before, like. let's say let's say that elephant thing, right? In your story. What if it It had no special meaning, but your future self knew you would take. it a certain way. So, that's why they. put it there. So, it holds no meaning. Yeah. But. because you saw it, you associated it. with like luck, with prosperity, with. whatever. Yeah. So, your future self put. that in the past, so you would think. like that.
Yo, you know you know in this world like. like like strangers to us Yeah. strangers, right? We don't know them. We. know our certain group of people. Yeah. What if like okay, God put those certain. people that we know. on a day-to-day basis? Like this is. what's going to like control it, but all. that where we see different strangers. Yeah. You feel me? Like I I feel like. the strangers we see. is almost as if like. we're meant to see them, but it's our. choice whether we want to interact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cuz Cuz if we. don't interact, they're just another. person, you know. Yeah, they're just another person.
So, that's why it's it's in sense kind. of like a miracle if you meet somebody. meet somebody. Because during Let's say if it's on the. streets especially. Because what are the odds like you came. out of that hou- out of your house that. day at that time, right? And then that. person came out of their house that that. day at that time. Maybe they forgot. their keys, they went back inside, they. came back out. Yeah. You know what I mean? Everything. lines up, right? And also, it's such a miracle too that. you're born there. That you live at this.
in this location, this area. Mhm. So, it's kind of a miracle that you guys. like you guys meet. Yeah, even even So, anybody you meet. Yeah, even the fact. that you're born, like you really. competed with with a million other sperm. cells. Yeah, facts. You're on this earth. Bro, like a lot of people don't understand. like. everyone's like you I want to win the. lottery. I want to win the lot I feel so. unlucky. Like I'm so depressed. Like I. don't like like my life. Count your. blessings, bro. You got to you got to. take in. it's a miracle. You won the lottery. If. you're alive right now, you won the. lottery. Real [ __ ] You know what I. mean? That's facts. Cuz like having life.
already, having what you have, being. alive already, that's already a blessing. in it that's a miracle itself. Facts. It was. out of a million more than a million. Life is. the odds of of living. You won that race, bro. Yeah, it's. harder to live than to win the lottery. Yeah, yeah. You know how much sperm was. in your dad's nut? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm. saying, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, and. I always think about it like okay, whenever I don't feel grateful and [ __ ]. Yeah. Bro, or when I'm lazy, I'm like. okay, I only live one life. I was put I. was I won that lottery. Why am I being.
lazy? You feel me? Why am I wasting my. time? Yeah. Like like go do some [ __ ]. bro. Yeah, like make it count. A lot of the time like you'll have those. moments where. okay, I'm I'm on my grind now, right? You you you get a motive something. motivates you, right? And a lot of times. like. something happens where you just lose. that motivation. Yeah, that that that down slope. The down slope, the down slope. So, I. feel like when a lot of people find that. down slope the reason they don't find it. again or they don't find their. motivation again they don't think it's. possible. Not only that is because they.
don't have the the motivation that that. brought them there from the beginning. Mhm. So, I feel like a lot of people. they have to find out what motivates. them and keep them close. What motivates. you? What motivates me? Yeah. My family, my dreams. You know what I mean? What. motivates me is like. I based my goals from when I was. younger, right? So, I always have like. these goals I'm looking towards. If I. don't have a goal, I don't feel like. myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not going to say like all my goals. and [ __ ] cuz that's a little bit too. much. Facts, facts. But like. what motivates me is I got to finish.
this task. Mhm. Rather than rather than. oh, I want to I want to be on the on the. the cover of magazine. I want to be like. blah blah blah this and that, right? I. want people to think about me when this. happens, right? I don't look at it like that. I look at. it is like. this is my to-do list. Check off. Check. off. Check off. Rather than. I want to be rich and famous blah blah. blah. Yeah, yeah. Cuz I feel like when you. chase that. once you get that that's it's over. Yeah, bro. Like I I used to think like. that, bro. Cuz like oh, I want I want.
this car. I want this house. But then. it's like uh I don't know. I'm not doing. it for that, you know? I just want to. complete like what I I set out to do. Yeah, exactly. And I love being the underdog cuz I feel. like my whole life I've been the. underdog. So when someone says like yo, you can't you can't do this or or like a. guy in my accounting program says oh, you'll you'll never be like rich and. [ __ ] cuz cuz you're not set out for. this. You're not smart enough. That [ __ ]. will just make me go even harder like I. thrive off that [ __ ] That's what. motivates me, bro. Like all of that. noise you don't let that go to your. head. Real [ __ ] Never let that [ __ ] go to.
your head. Especially like the people. that give you that negative energy, those are the type of people you want to. cut out of your life. Man. And people say that a lot. But they. won't do it. But they won't do it. Like. peo- people say that a lot, but it's. it's really important and you won't see. the results until it happens. Yeah. Right? Cuz a lot of people [ __ ]. they'll keep like really negative people. around them. And it's slowly slowly it. trickles down into them and then you're. going to see them decline a little bit. You'll see them feeling a little bit. like them, you know what I mean? to you. Like even like that little oh, you can't do that. It'll never become.
possible. Like long-term, you're always. thinking about it. Real [ __ ] Like if. you grow up with wolves, you're going to. become a wolf. Exactly. Like if you if if you took a baby raised. by a wolf, it's going to learn how to. hunt like a wolf. It's going to learn. how to bark like a wolf, you know what I. mean? Even though it's it's not a wolf, it's going to take on those tendencies. So it's the same [ __ ]. But but like before too like cuz I used. to let all that like [ __ ] get to me cuz. my mom used to my mom still does this. like she babies me. Right? But my dad. will check me when he needs to check me, right? He's like, "Yo, yo, don't do that. shit." Like there's there's like a good. balance. So I'm grateful for my dad too.
cuz he's like, "Okay." He he puts me. like, "Yo, don't get that let that [ __ ]. go to your head." Like just do your. [ __ ] bro. I feel like that's that's. when parents mess up is when they baby. low-key. Yeah, my mom still does that [ __ ] bro. I was never babied, bro. I. Like no matter if you fail, you [ __ ]. fail. Like they'll they'll tell me. straight up, "You failed.". Mhm. Right? But a lot of a lot of. parents like they become soft they. they're like a little bit softer with. their kids. And then when they they. fail, it becomes this huge deal. It's. devastating to them. Fam. And then that you can't allow that. cuz when it's devastating, they never.
come back up from a failure. You got to. be able to take failure and then keep. going. You know what I mean? kind of learned that from myself cuz um. high school I was all straight A. student, right? But when I got my first. like 70, bro, 70. I came home with my. report card. I started crying, bro. Damn, bro. And and I'm like and I look. back at it like, bro, it's just a grade. Like I still ended up where I needed to. be at. Like no one's perfect in this. world, you know? Yeah. But like the the. thing is that I told myself, "Okay, yeah, I can just I have enough like. motivation in me that I can just bounce. back from this." But kids that are in.
that household who are perfect perfect. perfect everything. Like I'm I'm I hope. like they can muscle up some confidence. get soft, fam. They do. They get soft. Especially like. I'm not going to bash on anybody but. that one guy. But you know those kids. that. they get everything they had handed to. them. Spoiled, yeah. They get spoiled. When. you get spoiled, you don't learn how to. survive on your own. And then they're. constantly looking for that like. Yeah. that crutch. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like that pinky type [ __ ] You. know what I mean? Like give me something. to suck on.
You're talking about a pinky. You know. what I'm talking about? Yeah, the. pacifier pacifier. No, but there's people like that though. There's people like that. Like they're. looking for a pacifier to suck on. because they feel like I can't do. nothing without it. You know what I. mean? But I'm glad I I I am spoiled like. I'll say I'm spoiled but I'm glad that I. didn't cuz every time I wanted to do. something I asked my parents for money. I was like okay I'm going to do it. myself so later I I I don't have to say.
oh I owe you this I owe you this. Word. Or you put me on this or you put. me on this. Yeah, that's really. important. Like when I was younger like. I don't even know if if my parents told. me this but I told myself this. I'll. I'll I'll I'll put up a picture if I can. find it but I had like a. I had like this this um. this poster you're supposed to like. write your name. It it was in grade seven you're supposed. to write your name, write like your goal. what you want to be and then like a. quote or some [ __ ] Okay. And then oh I. think it was for graduation actually. Like you know the like the no the. elementary school.
Okay okay. You graduate grade eight? Yeah. So my quote was to become. successful without help. That's what I put. Yeah that's what I. put. That's some [ __ ] Some [ __ ] like. that. Yo I I like how um. manifesting like we preach that a lot. and it is kind of real cuz a lot of the. the really big celebrities have a cool. like high school or elementary quote. that said exactly what they were going. to do. You know? And it was like I don't know. what Kanye's was but it was like. something I'm going to become rich and. famous one day. Boom look what he did. You feel me? Yo cuz a lot of these like a lot of the.
celebrities a lot of rich and famous I. said this all I say this all the time. bro. They know the secret and the secret. to the rich is the secret to success is. manifestation. You got to believe in it. yourself before it give it's given to. you. You know what I mean? If you don't. believe in yourself to let's say like. make a basket when you're shooting. basketball right? You're not going to. make that basket even if even if like by. a fluke like sure maybe but the chances. of you. I got to tell you the story after. They. they took they took a person right? This. is um this is in a Dale Carnegie book.
It's like some motivational [ __ ]. So they took this person and they told. them. the the pill they take will make them. like 40% stronger. and it was a placebo. But because they. told them that they were able to lift. like 50 times more than what they would. have lifted before without it. in the mind. Yeah. So and then they took another. group. Yeah. They took another group and. they told them, "All right, this pill is. going to make you weak. It's going to. make you feel sluggish.". Mhm. And they picked up the thing. They they did less than the average. because they were told that.
Yeah. Cuz they were told that. That's cool. I didn't know that. But but. there was this uh Twitch streamer. You. know Adin Ross? Yeah. Yeah. So he's like. probably like the like the biggest. Twitch streamer right now. Is there a. lot of He's on a roll right now. He's on. a roll right now. Like whatever he does. like people will attract to it. He. recorded a video of him in like 2016. saying all this. He's like, "Yo, I I I'm. not going to stop at this [ __ ] Like I'm. going to be Look at my room right now. I'm going to be in LA. I'm going to be. doing all this." And look what he did. Yeah. That's what it takes. It takes you. to believe in yourself before others. believe in you. And the funny thing is I. have a video like that, too. Yeah. You.
made that? No. But this was like 2018. when I first started my brand. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz when I I first like sold my. first four pairs of jeans, I was so. hyped. I went in my room and I was like, "All right, I'm a I'm a Something's not. going to happen. But but when I'm up. when I'm like actually up I'll I'll leak. the video. Yo. Y'all remember in the. first episode? Like I I did the. manifestation. Oh, yeah. That's proof of. it right there. Our second video is like. we clipped it up. The man how I. manifested everything I made. Yeah. And I'm not I That's That's all. real. Like I'm I didn't [ __ ]. nothing. Like exactly what I did is. exactly what happened.
This is This is all still kind of. surreal to me. But like cuz I wasn't in. like the marketing aspect of this like. podcasting. I was just like, "Okay, I'm. a I'm going to hop in the podcast with. you." Yeah. Yeah. But now now that I've. seen like all the success that we've. we've kind of had like I I I knew. exactly what you were doing. You had. this plan still. Exactly. Exactly. Right? It was all perfect. That's why I told. you, Roe, just come. No. That That's exactly what you told. me. Yeah. But let's just run it up. Exactly, bro. Yeah, man. Shout out to you because I. would have just started an OnlyFans. Why OnlyFans?
That should make a lot of money, bro. I. I think I wouldn't Low-key I wouldn't do. that. Yo, fam. I was searching up, too. Okay? Cuz I got uh some horror stories of. OnlyFans people. I I saw this and I was like, "Yo, I have. to tell this story.". OnlyFans? Yeah, for sure. What happened? Okay, so there's like this Okay, so. shorty shorty is in university and [ __ ]. like that. Yeah. Not going to name names, but she. um she was doing like all her classes, she was working these jobs, right? But. wasn't making enough money to like Okay, pay for the classes. Right? So she's. like, "What is a cool way to like make. money nowadays?" So she started.
OnlyFans. Yeah. Right? Okay, so boom, she started it up. started it up. She got a few cosigns. from like cool like really big Twitter. pages. Yeah, yeah. Boom, started blowing up. from there, started making decent money. So you know guys on OnlyFans like. they're kind of weird, right? What do. you mean? No, like okay, so so in OnlyFans you get. DM requests. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so a guy was. the creepier. Yeah, like the creepier type. So a girl. got a request and opened it. Yeah. She said, "Yo, can I have. I'll send you $100 for a picture of you. just smiling." Mhm.
like, "All right, bet. That's an easy. bag." Right? So she did it. Boom, next. message, "Okay, can I get your hands?". Okay, boom. "Can I get your Can I get. your like. head all the way to like your you know. what?". Yeah. She's like, "Okay, easy bag." Then she. like the guy started asking like, "Yo, what type of STDs do you have?" Like, "Are you sexually active?". So boom, she just exited the chat. Yeah. Right? Next day, she comes back. from school all lazy and [ __ ] She comes. back to like a paragraph of a of the guy. saying, "Yo, if you don't send me all. this [ __ ] I'm going to hunt you down.".
What the [ __ ]. Right? Yeah. So it's. So she goes outside her apartment and. she's just chilling there. And there's a. guy There's a guy on the other side of. the the apartment with binoculars. An. old guy. What the [ __ ]. An old guy and he he's looking around, right? Yeah. So okay, she just goes back to her. house. She needs to get food, so she. leaves that night. Starts walking down. on the street by herself. I don't know. why she did that, but the same guy with. binoculars starts starts walking behind. her. Mhm. So she's like, "What the [ __ ]. Obviously this is sus." Yeah. Right? So the guy is like starts running.
after her. So, she she starts running, too. She she she goes uh near her. building like hides near her building. There's another guy she meets. She's like, "Yo, yo. Uh do you need help walking home and. shit?" She's like, "All right, I'mma go. with you, then." So, this other thing. The guy that promised to help her out. was the guy with OnlyFans. Took her [ __ ] in the car. And and that. guy that guy with the binoculars was. only was only had the binoculars cuz. there was a random car outside the. building. So, he was suspicious, that's. why. And she was trying to help.
Someone Bro, what the [ __ ] Damn. Nah, cuz like. people like that, they they use tactics. You know what I mean? They use all the. tactics in the book to like. either put you in a position. and where you're vulnerable or where. they can take advantage of you. And that's what they low-key study that. [ __ ]. Yeah, bro. You know what I mean? So, that's why a lot of people they have to. be careful. to really be careful. You got to be. careful when you're dealing with like. these sketchy characters. You know what. I mean? There's more stories about how.
they have um So, they were DMing a guy. and the guy would like have a video on. his Instagram of her him outside her. window. Wow. like that. So, it is mad scary. How do they find them, though? IPs, fam. IP you can just get the address from. there. Oh, true. Like all your [ __ ] is. really on um on the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you know um when. I was young, I was taught to always like. whenever you're taking photos, never set. the location on cuz man's actually like. like follow that [ __ ] If they see some. like a little girl taking a selfie and.
the location is on, they low-key like. like go and it's crazy. You know um you know on your iPhone. where it says like 30 minutes to home or. 30 minutes to like. So, yo, I have like a routine schedule. when I used to work at like the swimming. place I used to work, all right? So, anytime I would leave the house, it. would tell me. it would take 20 minutes to get there. before like I even put it in GPS, nothing. yeah. Like it just knows I'm headed. there. And even on a day like I wasn't. headed there, it would still pop up a.
notification like, "Okay, it's going to. take 15 minutes to get to your work. today." Okay. Bam, I didn't put anything. in to set that up. It just did that. automatically. It's like it knows where. I'm going to go already. I feel like a. lot of people have that too, like Yeah. Do you not have that? You don't have. that on your Google? Your Google Maps or. like iPhone Maps? Unless unless I type it in, like you. take me to this location, it won't tell. me. Cuz I think I turned on whatever. like all the settings and [ __ ]. Yeah. Siri automatically knows like. I when I go to the gym. Mhm. It knows. like I was going to go to the gym before.
I I put it in or anything. It just It. just says like, "All right, you're. headed to the gym.". Word. Yeah. No, that's scary. What what kind. of settings do you have on, bro? I don't. know, but that's the thing. Like I I. Comment down below if y'all have that. Cuz I know it's not just me. I know like. it's a real thing, like a regular thing. Yeah, even yo, even the fact that we're. just talking to like Siri, it's kind of. weird to me. It's like, "Yo Siri, uh. what's the weather today and shit?" And. she'll tell you the exact weather like. by your house and [ __ ]. they're always listening? Wha. What do you mean? Like Siri Like Siri.
and freaking everything, like Alexa, they're all listening. Like even even. Look, hold on. When I say, "Hey Siri." Yeah. Hey Siri. Okay, there you go. Yeah. See, it pops up, right? Uh-huh. Now for it to pick up Hey Siri, it's got to be listening all the time. So it's listening no matter what, like. it's picking up what I'm saying until it. sounds like something I say is Hey Siri. I just I just bagged that. Okay, it didn't work that time, but it. would have worked. But you know what I. mean? Yeah, unless you say, "Hey Siri.".
That [ __ ]. Woah. I didn't really bag that. You. didn't know that, right? No, like I like Okay, now that you said. that, like I understand it. That's how. it works. Even with Alexa, it's. constantly listening. So here's the. thing. So I was. I was out with with this girl one time, and then. Uh-huh. we were like going to buy. alcohol. Okay. And we were talking about. alcohol. Like we're talking about like. freaking. um. Well, what Morgan, talking about. Hennessy and I mean Hennessy, talking about like all of these drinks, right? Rum, whatever. And then all of a.
sudden, I never got this before, but I. check my Instagram, I have bare ads for. liquor. was just going to say that, fam. I. remember I wanted a ring light one time. and then all the ads on Amazon was just. about ring lights, ring lights. I'm. like, wait. Yeah, I I didn't even I didn't Google. nothing about alco- Why would you Google. about alcohol? Yeah, bro. I didn't Google nothing about alco- But. I feel like it was listening and it. picked up that [ __ ] like I wanted to buy. that and it just so happened that it. popped it up. happens with clothes too, like a. specific shoe. Like like the direction.
will pop up and be like, oh, it's 20%. off on Grailed right now. Yeah, it's. it's Grailed. Dog, what do you mean? Cuz cuz they got it down to a T. Yeah. Like all the the bus- the top. businesses, the It's like Marketing's. low-key pay-to-win now. Like low-key. they have it down. Yeah. It's it's It's so automated, like they. know exactly what you want, they'll put. it right in front of your face. Mhm, yeah. And it's it's just like it's just. like fishing. Before, when fishermen. were fishing, they didn't know exactly. what the fish wanted. But now it's like uh Now it's exact-.
It's like we're the fish and these big. companies that that are marketing their. products towards us, they put it right. in front of our faces at the perfect. time. The right bait, the right product. Yeah, social dilemma, fam. Have you seen. that movie? It was like there's two. guys, they're like kind of simulating. what actually happens. So there's like. one guy, the the consumer. Yeah. There's two guys, the the. the social guys, and they're like, okay, he's done with this video, let's see. what he wants, let's put an ad in front. of him, okay, he's he's he's still like. focused on the video, let's put another.
one. Go go go, right now. Yeah. Right? So it's like it's perfectly. timed. Mhm. It's so to think about. though, oh my god. Yo, um I remember I heard this thing. about Google, like the first. people that worked for Google, right? They had like this code of ethics and it. was like the number one rule. It said. something about like do good, right? Do. what's ethical. Yeah, it said something. like do what's ethical, right? So. They're not doing that now though. Yeah. So, apparently. they took out that rule of ethics. Like.
they took out Yeah, they took that It's. gone. Like apparently they used to have. it in their in their headquarters like. on the wall and it would say like do. what's ethical or do like good, right? Do for the greater good or some [ __ ]. They took that out. So in my mind I'm. always thinking like imagine there's. someone like like I said on the Josh. episode with ill intent, with like. mind the mind to control other people, the mind to like do evil. I mean cuz. there's people out there that want to do. evil. The dark web.
Yeah. You know? Mhm. And I searched up. too like it's it's [ __ ] up like Okay, I didn't go on the dark web, but I've. seen so many videos like they have dark. web game shows. You know what that is? No. So so you know like um game shows. like Big Brother? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll have that [ __ ] on the dark web, but if if you get eliminated, they kill. you. What the [ __ ] And they have Wipeout. What What happens with Wipeout? I'm going to tell you the story. So. there's this guy who So in the Wipeouts. you if you're. listener, you get to bet on people. Right? So this guy was like okay, [ __ ].
that. I'm I'm going to join it cuz. there's a $100,000 prize. Mhm. He goes, he goes to the whatever and there it's. like in a [ __ ] warehouse. Yeah. Right? So the there's four other. contestants. First obstacle, you know. the big red balls? Pause. Yeah. So they. do that. The first person gets called. up, goes, falls. All you hear breaking of bones. What the hell? You feel me? The other. person goes. That's like some saw [ __ ]. bro. I'm saying. Break uh doesn't pass it, breaks bones. The there's only two guys. left that that actually passed it. The. final round was them okay, you have to.
hang on some metal bars and and below. you if you fall, shark tank. What the. [ __ ] And you know what the guy did? What? He won with a 100K and he they injected. something into him so they can put him. back in his house and when he woke up. there's a 100k right beside him. What the [ __ ] That's crazy, bro. That's. That's really like some some jigsaw. [ __ ]. It is. Like when I when I saw videos of. it I'm like, what the [ __ ] is this? Mhm. Do you think there's like real. super villains in the world? Like not. not necessarily with superpowers, but.
evil villains in the world. Evil villains? Like real evil villains. Are we in a movie? what I said before, like Dr. Doofenshmirtz. You know what I mean? There's Dr. Doofenshmirtz up there fighting like a. platypus and [ __ ]. Oh, do you know Martin Shkreli? No. Oh, you don't know Martin Shkreli? Who is that? Who is that? So, he's like. He was quote unquote like one of the. most hated people ever. Why? So, what happened was he found like a. cure or a medication to help with AIDS. Oh, I seen this. Yeah, I seen this. Yeah, so he found a medication to to.
help with AIDS, right? And he ended up. buying like the patent to the. medications to the whatever thing. And. he ended up raising the price like 200%. or some [ __ ] And before it was like. cents. Yeah, marketing though. Like do you blame him? No, but at the. same time it's like [ __ ] People need. that to live. Yeah, yeah. People need that to live. also a story that. the there was like some cure with AIDS. or something. Some guy had it, but they. killed him off. Oh, [ __ ]. Like the government or something killed.
him off, man. And you know what else. Martin Shkreli did? So, he bought. Wu-Tang's unreleased album. Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. You ever. heard of that? So, he owns the rights to. Once Upon a Time in in Shaolin. And. unreleased Wu-Tang like. like [ __ ] masterpiece. it? He kept it. He kept it, never. released it. And then like once once in. a while he'd play it like on live. That's so messed up, man. Cuz no lie, the most angry I get is when. a rapper or artist plays some leak [ __ ].
on his live and never drops that [ __ ]. sucks cuz Wu-Tang couldn't do anything. about it cuz he owns it now. He owns He. bought it for like however how much. [ __ ] money and then he he held that. [ __ ] and nobody nobody else is allowed. to leak it nobody else is allowed to do. anything. Well, here's what happened. I. think I think he got arrested for. something. Yeah. And right now it's in the hands of like. the US government or like the police or. something [ __ ]. would the police just just leak that for. the people, man? No, cuz they they can't. It's like. low-key like evidence or something [ __ ]. I don't know. I don't know if this is. true. This is like some some [ __ ] I.
heard. But going back to the the super. villains, I think there is. Cuz cuz what. But if if a super villain hires like. hitman Mhm. to go after people, yeah, I. consider you a villain. Mhm. Cuz cuz why. you doing that [ __ ]. Maybe just the real super villains are. just like the mafia bosses and stuff, you know. Mafia scary, bro. Have you. seen um the JFK the JFK um call? Like. before he died? Nah. Really? What's that? So like um before like I think this was. in the morning. a phone operator got a call. Yeah. And. and some guy was like, "Yo, at like.
10:30 I mean at 10:00 Mhm. I'mma kill. JFK." What the [ __ ]. phone down, brings it back up and then. he's the guy was like, "Nah, never mind. I'mma kill him at 10:30." What the hell? Right? So so this is what happened. Like. when when they were driving down Mhm. 12:30 uh Central Time 10:30 LA. Mhm. died. So like that shit's kind of scary. So it was him that called? Well, who did. he call though? He called some phone. operator like that that was like near I. guess close to JFK. Mhm. There's a lot. of conspiracy about around the JFK.
assassination. Cuz it was so perfect. Like everything lined up. A lot of people say that CIA actually. Word? Yeah. I don't want to I don't want. to dive into that one though. I'm scared. of that one. There's a conspiracy about you. What's. the conspiracy? No, I can't tell that. Chill out, bro. I hear you. I have a I have a funny. theory. I have a funny theory. All. right, go go. Yeah. So going back to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Yeah. bro, so there's this theory Uh-huh. that. Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb. is actually the father of Phineas. himself. Low-key cuz he got.
Listen listen listen. So, there's this. one episode in Phineas and Ferb, right? Uh Phineas' mom was actually out with. Dr. Doofenshmirtz when they were. younger. It was in the '80s. They were. in the '80s and then that was when she. was like Linda, like the singer [ __ ]. whatever, right? So, they actually went out. So, it was it. was shown they they they dated. Yeah, yeah. They dated and [ __ ] Now, if you look at. Phineas, he does look just like him. Phineas has the same head shape as Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Yeah.
Right? Also, Phineas is so smart, so creative, almost. like Oh. scientist because he comes up with these. crazy inventions, just like Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Yeah, yeah. So, you So, you think um uh Phineas' mom ha- had. Phineas? Yeah. like low-key he had like a little little. side thing and had Ferb? No, no, no. Of. course, Ferb Ferb was the the new dad. Oh, Ferb isn't the new dad? Yeah, Ferb is the new dad. They're not. They're not related, bro. Remember? Oh,
yeah. Ferb is just like stepbrother. So, why. why do you think uh Perry hates uh. Doofenshmirtz? You think you think uh. Phineas goes out and like sends uh Perry. to like fight him off? No, no, no. I think so. I think he's just a secret. agent. Yo, yo, get get get my dad back, bro. [ __ ] that guy. Yeah. But yeah, but [ __ ] Phineas Phineas. and Ferb, they come up with the craziest. [ __ ] Just like they probably inherited. the genius gene from from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Yo. I didn't think about it like that.
Right? yeah. This this guy sent me This guy. sent me a video. Who? Uh some some random fan of a guy um in. the Denver airport. It was so funny. Oh, really? Cuz he was like, "Yo, yo, yo, guys. I'm I'm I'm going to try and. follow the construction workers Yeah. cuz they low-key probably know what's. going down." So, he was following. following, right? So, um he he took the. subway, the underground tunnels with. him. And then he got to a stop cuz he. didn't have a badge. But fam, Where? the. way the journey he took to get where to. where he's at, there was a lot of [ __ ]. going on. Yeah, what was going on? Like he had to take a subway, he had to. go down, he had to walk flights of.
stairs down. Yeah. But, he didn't have a. badge. You feel me? But, it's so funny. cuz really if cuz all he had was a a. vest on. So, he kind of like looked like. a construction worker. But, you ever. know those ones like the those guys that. snuck into the the Super Bowl? Oh, yeah. That's so sick, bro. Cuz all. he did was carry around a ladder, fam. That [ __ ] is so sick. Cuz freaking they. made like their own There's some people. that made their own like VIP passes and. [ __ ]. so fire. You know what they did? Like, I. remember there's one guy, he just took. like a close-up shot of somebody at the. event and then just like zoomed it in.
Yeah. and then just like manipulated the. picture to look exactly like it. That's fire. So, he made his own laminate, whatever. VIP pass, made his own like camera [ __ ]. whatever. Yeah. And he was able to go in. watch freaking I think it was the Manny. Pacquiao fight with Mayweather. Oh, I. think I seen a Tik Tok on that, too. Yeah, there's so many different ones. Everybody finesses it. Like, even the Golden State Warriors. game, there was a guy who looked exactly. like Klay Thompson and he got it he. drove through like the players entrance. Weird. Cuz bro, I'm like, bro, you guys have. got to hire way better security.
Yo, low-key we should have done that. more like when the Raptors the Raptors. in the finals? Oh, low-key? That would. have been crazy. No, but they were on. like high guard for everyone, fam. But, I feel like low-key if you do it. properly, you can finesse it somehow. Yeah, low-key. Cuz I I watched this Tik Tok. There's. these girls that collect like um you. know those wrist band the colored wrist. bands? Yeah. You know whenever you go to. a water park and they put like. Bro, we have those. Whether it be like. Wild Water Kingdom Great Wolf Lodge. whatever, they all have like different. colored ones, right? Yeah. So, what they would do, they would just.
collect like hell of freaking wrist. bands. No matter what what day it is cuz it. they change it every day. One day it's. blue, one day it's orange, one day it's. yellow, right? So, depending on the day, they just look they take a look like, oh, I see yellow today. Reach in the. bag, they got yellow wrist bands, put. that [ __ ] on. Yo, what what type of wrist bands you. got on today, fam? Wow. I seen last week going to go to. That's such a finesse, bro. it's the biggest. And and um there's this other thing. these girls would do, they would look. around hotel the hotel floor lobby Mhm.
to look for um the hotel cards, like the. room cards. So, they wouldn't like use. it to get into rooms, but what they. would use it to do. is to get into the pool, to get access. to like the freaking resorts and [ __ ]. So, imagine you just have like a. collection of [ __ ] all of these. resorts. at Disney and you have all those cards. Like you can do whatever the you want. You just don't go in the hotel. Bro, no. cap, that'd be like the best date. You. know what I mean? Like take a shorty to. go to like any resort you want. Where do. you want to go to see? Uh lies. I got.
which one? Which one? I got the cards. Yeah, yeah. You have like a whole. collection It's like a [ __ ] Pokémon. set. You have like all the cards in like. a sleeve. That's so fire, bro. Imagine, bro. Yeah, like even um [ __ ]. um abandoned um water water like places. Oh, like what do you call those? Like if. Wild Water Kingdom Yeah, yeah. like no one was there cuz of COVID, but. it was still running. Imagine just going. there having the having your own time. saw this video before. These people went. to like a the abandoned um freaking like. the water parks and [ __ ] Bro, you know. what they did? They took like their. skateboards and then just ripped down. that [ __ ] bro.
Oh, yeah, bro. That was so sick to me. That's fire, bro. And even with towels, they did that with blankets. I seen some. guys cuz they didn't like they didn't. want static shock. They ran down with towels. That's so sick, bro. But yeah. Okay, where would you want to go abandoned? Like any place in the world, where would. you want to go? Abandoned? Low key, I. think a building like you know the Bass. Pro Bass Pro in the States? Oh, Bass. Pro. the world's like biggest Bass Pro. Yeah, Bass Pro is like in Niagara still. big. Yeah? Like that's just fire. I haven't been there. I haven't been. there. But imagine a like a store like.
that. Yo, like even in Mall Cop, remember in Mall Cop? Yeah. Like the whole the whole mall was. abandoned and he was just like [ __ ]. around in the mall. Malls malls is cool, but like there's nothing to do in malls. unless you have a like a really like. cool group of friends and you can just. play tag and [ __ ]. No, but then okay. Are we doing illegal [ __ ] Are you doing. you know? we're doing illegal [ __ ] fam. Okay, then then you can like then you. can like use whatever's in the mall. Like whatever's in there. even like a old ass arcade like with a. bouncy houses or whatever, that would be. sick. Yeah, true. True. I don't know. Would would you want to do. something scary like go into some. abandoned scary place?
I don't know, bro. I would Yo, this is what I want to do. I. I want to low-key go into like those. cabins that have like um those unsolved. murder mysteries. And I low-key want to. like try and Stop. You wouldn't? I'm not trying to do that [ __ ]. that [ __ ] though. Solving it? Yeah, like like oh [ __ ] there's a knife. here. Oh my god, like let's report this. [ __ ] You know? I guess, but. It's abandoned though, like so and it's. happened a long time ago. I don't want to get no hauntings, fam. Yeah. I don't [ __ ] with no spirits. Yeah. But I would go into like um like not not.
scary, but like abandoned like buildings. and [ __ ] Like like you know those huge. like office buildings? Like abandoned office building. Yo. That's scarier than cabins low-key. No, no, so I I know this there's this. thing in um I think it was Malaysia. I. think it was in Malaysia. There's like. this whole building like a [ __ ]. office building, right? And then it got. flooded in the bottom floor. And what. happened was these koi fish. These koi fish like inhabited the whole.
area. So the the whole like lobby hole. like bottom floor. Yeah. is filled with like beautiful koi. fish. Word. Yeah, it's so dope. I don't know where. it is. It might be China. It might be in. Malaysia. I forgot exactly. But search. it up. It's like a koi koi infested like. abandoned building. So dope. kind of fire. So dope. did the koi fish come from just. randomly? I think what happened was um You know. how like when people get rid of their. goldfish, they like put in the sink or.
Yeah, it ends up in like the sewer. system, right? So when that when the. flooding happened, I guess there was. some like remnants of like koi koi eggs. or koi fish. And they just like breeded. And they ended up being like hundreds. and [ __ ]. Yeah, some flushed away type [ __ ]. Yeah, like flushed away. That's sick. That's sick. But no, at the same time, yo, low key, uh, Ripley's Aquarium. Abandoned? Or Marineland. No, when they. still fish, but there's no one there. Oh, that'd be sick. Yeah. Imagine. Imagine just jumping in with them. Would you swim with a shark? No.
[ __ ] that. Okay, what what What if you. knew like the shark wouldn't harm you? Would you swim in there? Okay, yeah, hell yeah. Yeah. And I would like latch onto his. fin and like. become Aquaman or some [ __ ]. like the little mermaid and [ __ ]. Bro, okay. I low key I low key want to like have a. shark that I can like You know You know. like when you go to the sea and then. you're on like the boats and [ __ ] I low. key want to have like. like a friend that I can call like a low. key like a sea creature. Is Is it Is it George of the Jungle. where he where he's in the jungle he can.
like call [ __ ] Is it George of the. Jungle? but I think it's like Is it Tarzan? It's Tarzan the one that can call Oh, no, yeah, yeah. Tarzan Tarzan and. Aquaman. Yo, low key George of the. Jungle. Low key, that'd be the craziest super. power to have like control of like. animals and [ __ ]. No, that's fire. Ima- Imagine calling. the gorillas. All right, attack Cuz look. Look at Ant-Man. Ant-Man has like. controls over ants and [ __ ]. Oh, yeah. Ant-Man's kind of lame. Yeah, I know. Like see how lame that. [ __ ] is, but he's still a superhero. Now. imagine you had any freaking any animal. you can have. Like Like you can use like.
pigeons in the city to see like what's. going on. No lie, I would Yeah, facts. I would do. low low key pigeons cuz that those are. just drones for me. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Pigeon Pigeon. number 54, what's going down at the CN I. see a tower right now. Yeah, real [ __ ] Real [ __ ] Or even like. a a sewer rat or some [ __ ] Like like a. Ratatouille type thing. Like they can. get into like crooks and areas and [ __ ]. you know? a rat wouldn't give you like like useful. information, you feel me? Yeah, it. could. No, it wouldn't. Yes, it could. You're You're just down on the low surf-. surface ground. No, but what if you can tell it to like. go into like a secret building, like a.
office or some [ __ ]. Okay. Right? I kind of see that. Imagine. that, bro. Or low key You get a [ __ ]. Imagine you had control over dinosaurs. One or No, you're like you're going to. be like those How to Train Your Dragon. guys. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah, imagine like call the [ __ ] uh. Blue Eyes or something, whatever he's. called in the movie. And then you're just flying now. Do you. think Do you think dragons exist at the. same time as humans? Yeah, there's a. theory that that you know how there's. water on Mars, right? Yeah. Okay, look. What if we did live on. Mars? Mhm. But we [ __ ] up the climate. so bad that we had to take a pod, like a.
escape pod to Earth. Oh. And listen, listen, listen. Yeah. And that escape pod was the asteroid. that killed off the dinosaurs. Oh, [ __ ]. But now look. This the same thing's. happening right now. We're killing the. climate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now now that's it's. kind of [ __ ] up that we're hearing uh. stories about alien invasions cuz what. if we just have to escape again? Yeah, that's a good point. what you said in that other podcast, now. the new [ __ ] is going to be robots. Mhm. We're going to get extinct. Cuz um. Do you think we're not going to live on.
Earth forever? No. Cuz I think the. Earth's going to die eventually, right? Yeah, yeah. What if. What if Yeah, what if like you said Mars. was our was our Earth before? Yeah. Mars was our Earth before and then. they they traveled over. So and history. repeats itself. That's what I'm saying. History always repeats itself. Look at. Interstellar. Remember Interstellar? Like they were looking how to get Earth. away from Earth. Like get onto a. different climate because it the climate. was destroying their crops, destroying. all their food. Yeah. They couldn't. survive on Earth anymore. That That. shit's going to have We're already.
seeing that. now, bro. seeing that, right? years according to New York. Yo. What's the plan though? Like what's. Elon saying? What's the plan now? Real [ __ ] what's. the plan? Fam, low-key. They got to be making plans right now, like. Low-key he might create a Tesla car. that's just rocket ship. So everyone. buys a rocket ship and then we all just. fly out. In in like those units. What if What if. it's only Remember that movie 2012? What. if only like the rich and powerful they. get it? Right? That's [ __ ] up. It might happen like that, bro. It. might, right? Cuz. there's definitely got to be a plan.
somewhere, right? There's got to be a. plan. I don't think I don't think they. would they would just leave it like. this. Like we know we all know the. world's like eventually we're going to. lose the resources and [ __ ]. Or or we may not. You think we may not? Man, sustainability practices, bro. We. might have a chance to to fight back. Mhm. Unless aliens just there's a. completely different agenda for aliens. and they just take that [ __ ] away from. us. Yeah. Cuz you never know. We just. live in that. There's a lot of people that don't. believe in climate change though. Okay, remember that picture you sent me and. then it was like there's a crazy guy. and then there's there's the bottom of.
the icicle where it's like the the deep. researcher. And then there's another. part of the icicle where it's like. uh I don't know. It was like some next. guy who knows everything. Yeah, yeah. And in the deep researcher it was it was. climate change one of them. Mhm. And where me and you we're just we're. just the crazy guys right now. Like they. they think all think we're crazy, but. it's just Google. Yeah, you know what? Cuz a lot of people. on online like on YouTube there's a lot. of like conspira- like real I'm I'm I. guess I'm with the conspiracy theorists, but not really. But there's some real. conspiracy theorists that do every.
single research they can. That's a real. conspiracy. And then they try and like No offense. Yeah, they try and like freaking lay it. all down. Yeah. Solve that [ __ ] right? Yeah. So. if if a regular person like me Yeah. example, if I see him talking all this. crazy stuff. going to believe that [ __ ] I'm not. going to believe it cuz he's he's taking. it a little bit too seriously. Exactly. So there's low-key there's low-key like. an art to to not trying too hard. Mhm. Cuz like I'm saying some conspiracies, but like I'm not trying I'm not like yo. this [ __ ] is real.
mind, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm just like. I'm just having fun with it. I'm just opening y'all's mind. Yeah. But if you saw like another person. let's say I was like one of those. conspiracy type people. Mhm. Low-key no one would listen cuz they. just deem me as like [ __ ] crazy. No, to me you're still crazy. And that's to me. Yeah, yeah. You feel. me? But imagine being in that position. of the guy on that the complete total. like you know everything. Mhm. I think it's called like. enhancement or like the final stage. where you know all these secrets to the. life? Yeah. Like imagine being in that position and. you're trying to tell these people, but.
they're like they're completely like. yeah, ignore that [ __ ] crackhead. K yo, there's this crazy theory that. the snow. that we see today Yeah. is like. artificial. It's like con- controlled. with like chemicals and [ __ ] So, take. this in. So, there's viral video that. came out on YouTube. This guy took a. piece of snow and then he was like. lighting it with a lighter. Mhm. And it. started to burn. It started to burn because there's some. some elements in the snow that made it.
burn. Did it melt? No, like it burnt like it. turned black. What? So, if it's made out of water, if it's. made out of. It's made out of ice, it just melt, right? Yeah. So, why did it burn like turn. black? Damn, bro. Someone Someone turn on the. weather machine. Bro, okay, now this. conspiracy goes way deeper. So, there's. a link Yeah. to areas with a lot of snow. Mhm. and cancer. Okay. Like I think New. York, Toronto, like places with a lot of. snow, Minnesota. A lot of these places.
that get a lot of snow Mhm. the number. one cause of death is cancer. Think it's from the snow and the. chemicals? That's That's what they're saying. That's like the theory. There's a theory. about Doug Ford where he everyone is. just on him, so he had to switch the the. weather machine, so it started snowing. that one day. Remember that? He had to distract people with that. Nah, bro. [ __ ] bro. Cuz imagine. imagine that that something like that is. real. I don't know. Do Do you think people can control the. weather? Ah, bro. That That's I don't know. I. think climate change just happens cuz. cuz we can control it by doing like like.
not doing certain stuff. look, if if you can change the climate. with pollution Mhm. somebody can study that [ __ ] and figure. a way to control the weather, no? Yeah, low-key, why doesn't why doesn't the. government. No, no, low-key, hold on. They've got to. be able to do that. Yeah, because. there's certain stuff. If not, they would know that at least. like ways to manipulate a little bit. And I think they They that, though. They. do that. You think they do that, then? Yeah, they do that. [ __ ] that's crazy. we're getting one of the I don't Maybe. they planned this, but we're getting one. of the hottest summers this year.
Do you think that's just cuz of of what. we're doing wrong, or is that just cuz. oh, they put certain. uh factories in in this place to to. increase pollution cuz they want that. [ __ ] or something? Mhm. They want to. kill off something. This is a little bit. out of my like expertise, you know what. I mean? Like Just peop- people look into. this [ __ ] like actually, but I would I. wouldn't be surprised if they put some. chemicals into the air, you know what I. mean? Or they put some [ __ ] to. manipulate the weather. Cuz that that whole conspiracy with the. snow and cancer Yeah. that's kind of.
like eye-opening, you feel me? Isn't. there a saying like, "Yo, the air hits. different here." or some [ __ ] when you. go like travel? And like the. air back home kind of is like Yeah, yeah. But but like you go up to a. mountain or like some place else and. it's like, "It's cleaner here, you. know?". Yeah. You know? Or like even even my my. cousins in in Chicago when they came. over here, they saw all of us like, "Yo, y'all are so tall." And we're not We're. not even that tall. All right. And then. they're like, "Yo, what do you put in. the water?". Oh, we we're drinking some next water. Yo, take in. What's in the Nestlé? Did Did you know. someone did like a test of of like tap. water, Dasani, like all of these.
different spring waters? What happened? A lot of them have like acid- acidity of. like. pHs? Yeah. Some A lot of them have like. toxic [ __ ] in it. Yeah. Low-key. I don't drink I don't. drink tap water cuz it's like low-key. hella toxins. And then I saw this guy. There was this Tik Tok, right? This. this Chinese guy. he bought this machine to like purify. his water. And he spent like $5,000 to. do this, right? And he brought up a. really good point. He brought up a. really good point. He's like, "A lot of.
people say like, why would you spend. $5,000 on water?" blah blah, right? He. brought up a good point. He said, "I'm. spending $5,000. but it's for my health." He's spending. $5,000 on his health. He said, "Rather. than spending $5,000 on like clothes, shoes, Yeah. luxuries and shit." can live. with with the right water. Yeah. He's. spending water I mean he's spending. money on his health. So low-key, I feel. like I'm not doing enough for my body. low-key. Like I see a lot of people. doing really good for let's say their. diet. Yeah. The way of living, right? The water they drink, vitamins,
supplements, whatever. I feel like a lot. of people including myself, we don't. even we don't even look too much into. that [ __ ]. Yeah, because yo, I was just going to. say like when you go on vacations and. [ __ ] like Philippines, Mexico, what's. one thing that they tell you? Don't. drink the water there. Mhm. Or don't. drink put the ice in your water. Yeah. And I'm like, wait, why is that though? Cuz like aren't we all drinking the same. water [ __ ] No, like in Mexico it might. be like, I don't know, infected with. [ __ ]. Yeah, exactly. Yo, fam the average. teenager can probably name like 20. designer brands but could only name like.
three different vitamins. Yo, you know that chlorophyll water. that's everyone's doing now? That trend? No. So so you put this chlorophyll mix. and you mix it with your water so it's. green. Mhm. And it kind of detoxifies. your body. No, I've never heard of it. Low-key you should you should do it cuz. I'm going to start doing it cuz I heard. like the benefits like you're more. energized, you feel more healthy. And. your skin too. Yo, there's this. bro, this one's a little bit scary. So. you ever heard of Dr. Sebi? No, never. heard of him. No. Bro. So there's this guy that he was. big on like um.
it's not pseudo science, it's like. natural remedies. I got you. Huge on natural remedies, right? Yeah. And supposedly he came out with. like something to help cancer, like a. cure for cancer. What? With like natural substances and. [ __ ]. What happened to him? Bro, he like dead. ass got assassinated. Yeah. Like no, like for real. Like you can you can look. into this [ __ ] They killed him. Why? Why did they do that, fam? know, bro. I don't know, bro. And. low-key saying this is kind of scary. It's an evil world we live in, bro. What.
[ __ ] It's an evil world, fam. That's. crazy. Oh, I also saw this thing how. dandelions Mhm. dandelions the root of a. dandelion is actually really really good. for your. for your heart. Oh, I heard that, too. You heard that, right? one thing I don't know what if you know. it's lion's mane. It's like this edible. mushroom. Really? But it's not psychedelic. It's like it's. like a regular mushroom. Yeah. So it cures it like. you get less depressed Mhm. and you and there's like some there's. some branch of like I think it's like. called neurophatics or something where.
it's just okay, you become more healthy, you become you quick you learn things. quicker Yeah, yeah, yeah. and [ __ ] like. that. And. Wow. increase of like brain memory. My. my mom told me this thing about like a. leaky gut. You ever heard of that? Leaky. gut? I've heard of it, but what remind me of. what is that again? So apparently if you eat a lot of like. fast food like I forgot exactly what. what triggers it. I think it's I think. it's gluten. I think it's like certain. allergies. Like your your everyone's stomach Mhm.
We all have allergies, right? You know. that? Yeah. Did you know the original humans. were lactose intolerant, too? Or? I. didn't know that. Yeah, like the beginning of of humans. like we weren't supposed to be drinking. milk from a cow. We weren't supposed to. cavemen type guys? Yeah. We weren't. supposed to be drinking a lot of like. people with peanut allergy low-key still. have the gene of like the old humans. Like they didn't get the update. Imagine Imagine cavemen just finding out. that they're lactose intolerant. Like. they're drinking milk, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like I. have to [ __ ] Yeah, so.
what I mean? We're we're we weren't. actually supposed to be eating like all. of these different [ __ ] right? Yeah, we. weren't supposed to eating all these. [ __ ] right? So over the times I guess. our body evolved Yeah. and then we're able to like consume. these different products, right? Okay. Yeah, cuz I don't have any. allergies, but maybe. Yeah, so so there's this thing called. leaky gut. and apparently there's like there's a. huge link to having a leaky gut and. anxiety depression. What does leaky gut mean, though? So when you eat something, right? Apparently. it put it puts holes in your in your.
digestive system. Oh, [ __ ]. And. and it kind of like it triggers things. in your body chemistry like your your. cells and it makes you feel different. way. Like these chemicals aren't. supposed to be in in the spots they go. to. Yeah. That cuz a leak like a leaky. gut, right? So in a sense like it's. leaking into other things. Okay. So instead of digesting properly. it's going it's breaking down your gut. lining and going into places it. shouldn't be. And then And then that's. what there apparently there's like a.
leak there's a link to like autism and. cancer and like so many different like. disorders, so many different like health. problems. Is one like ADHD low-key? Maybe, I don't know. That's kind of. crazy, bro. And. there's a study before how I think. glutamine or something it will it will. coat like a lining in your stomach. and you won't have that problem anymore. But a lot of people they don't take that. or we're we're deficient in it. But it's. not like common knowledge, right? You. have to like look into this [ __ ]. Do you have any weird remedies that you.
do like when you're sick? Cuz when I'm. sick like you do the you do the let me. do you do this? So like your mom comes. with Vicks Yeah. and she puts a cross on. your face. Yeah, yeah, she put on my. chest. I don't know what I'm saying. And. then and then my and then my uh my feet. Yeah, the the socks? Yeah, the socks. You put it on your feet and then put. socks on them? Every Filipino knows that way. Socks and. there's like some other That [ __ ] works. though. It does, it does. That [ __ ] works. Or is. that low-key a placebo? No, no, no. I. think it's the what do you call it? Freaking what what do you call that. thing that makes you really cool? Makes. you really cold? Like when you eat gum.
it's like this menthol, right? Menthol, yeah. Yeah, I think it's that. effect. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, there's a thing. on Muay Thai fighters do to it. They. have like this oil they put it on their. on their sore muscles. Oil? the same effect like Vicks. Like it it. kind of burns and it cools at the same. time. Damn, athletes do a lot. Ice baths, you. know the cupping? Yeah, yeah. I've always wanted to try cupping. low-key. I never tried it before. Have. you? cup no, cuz cupping is like it relaxes. all your things and low-key I'm like. hella tight so like one time I'mma do. cupping. I never even been for a massage. yet. That's the same. That's kind of weird. I. don't want men touching me. No, go to a.
girl. Yeah, I don't want shorties. touching me either. Why? I don't know, it's kind of weird, bro. I I I think I. like I have a a displacement in my. shoulder like a long time ago and it's. still displaced. Low key my back's been hurting lately. and you know why, fam? I don't know why, but I've been sleeping like this. Oh, you've been sleeping like that? Yeah. Bro, I was like, okay, I I want to. become more adventurous. Let me sleep. like this. I'm trying to be like my idol Carlos, so. I'mma sleep exactly like him. You know mans do that though? What? Like low key like there's like some. super fans out there like that idolize a. celebrity that like copy like day-to-day.
like they try to like. I believe that [ __ ]. that's kind of crazy though. Yeah. There's people that will get the. exact same haircut like stans. Yeah. They'll get the exact same haircut, exact same food they eat, every single. brand they use, blah blah. Like you and me, fam. You always copy, bro. What? I didn't have to What? No, no, no. But. that's funny, bro. Just thinking of that like really creeps. me out. Like bro, what if what if like. Uzi brushes his teeth counter-clockwise. or like at like 10 seconds per per tooth. and you do the exact same thing cuz you. want to be like Uzi? But that's [ __ ]. up. Why would you want to live in.
someone else's life like that? That's what I'm saying, bro. But I guess. cuz in a sense I do that where I take. inspiration from things. Yeah. But I wouldn't like live the exact. same I wouldn't live the exact same. That's That's weird. I know. Just be. yourself, man. Just be be a follower. I. mean not not a follower. Be a be a leader. Be yourself. Be a. leader. Don't be a sheep. You feel me? That's the thing. Be be yourself. Cuz. look, if if you always try to like be. like somebody else. Wait, at the same time though, look. listen listen. Yeah. How do you know. what your what your true self is? Like.
how do you know like you cuz we we're so. exposed to different things in the. media. So many different things that we. look up to. How do we know what's true. to ourself anymore? I think we are. shaped by. we can know No, listen. This is some. dark [ __ ] I don't think we can know. anymore like what's what's our true. interests just because everything's. forced down our throats, you know what I. mean? Advertisements, all that. Maybe. we're just building character, bro. Just. from where our true self when we're a. baby, but then all these all these um. What do you call this? Ads, all this. influence on us, then we just That's.
That's us, to be honest. Maybe. You can't really explain it. But, the hardest thing to do in this life is. to be someone else. Just be you, fam. A. lot of thing A lot of things I'm into, I. wouldn't have got into if I didn't see. it before. Mhm. So, is that still my. true self? Yeah. I guess it is because I. I It was my choice to take it on. Exactly. But, you You know what I mean. though, right? You know what I mean? I. don't want to think about it like that. cuz I'm like, yo, I'm not I'm going to. look at myself in the mirror and look. differently, eh? You going to look at it. differently. Do I really like this? But, no, I I've come I've come to like. conclusions like, oh, I only like this.
cuz cuz like a celebrity I like this. You feel me? Mhm. I'm like, oh, I only. like this brand cuz someone else wore. it, you know? Yeah. But, then I start to get in like, yo, what do I really like? And then I'll go. I'll go I'll go and then I'll do. something else. Mhm, that's true. Cuz that I feel like there's a. there's a thin line. Like, you can't. really know sometimes, you know? Yeah. You don't really know sometimes, like Cuz what if I just did that uh. I don't want it I don't want to like it. cuz he liked it type [ __ ]. Yeah, never mind. Just to say it? Just to say it, you. know? Just to say it, huh?
Cuz you know how Okay. You know how even when when people it. goes both ways for liking something and. disliking something. Oh, yeah. It goes. both ways. Mhm. Like, if the majority of. people dislike something, you're. inclined to dislike it, too. Yeah, low-key. Just like country music. Yo, it's chill. I like country music though. No, but you feel me though, right? Like, a lot of people say they won't give. anything a chance because the majority. says that shit's that shit's whack, you. know? So, you're saying that we are. controlled? Yeah, low-key. Nah, I'm not. saying that we're controlled, but That's. what you thought, bro. I'm not saying.
we're controlled, but look look look. It's like I have I have my own choice, right? Like, whether I want to get into. a Let's say. Let's say a sport. Let's say like a. hobby, right? But, at the same time, it's kind of like. timing. It was in my eyes when I when I. decided to make that choice. It's like. you wanted to play basketball because. your friends were playing basketball, your Your plays basketball, blah blah. blah. Now, they put you into Let's say. you grew up in Brazil. Yeah, soccer. It. would be soccer. It would be different. Yeah. So, what do you think your true. self is? Is it really just your true.
passion inside? Cuz what if your true. passion inside would have been something. else if you grew up in a different area? Yeah, low-key it really depends on like. what's in your eyes, right? The. situation you're put in like as soon as. you're on this earth. Yeah. Cuz fam, I could Yeah. It's crazy, right? This This low-key crazy cuz Cuz. I'm a suburb's kid. That's all I know, suburbs. Even like the [ __ ] we see on TV, right? They put They put it in our eyes to. influence us. Be like this, be like. this, be like this, right? That's why it's important fam to like if. you're parents, like put your kids. through some good [ __ ]. Mhm. Just like Just like my theory.
before with um our parents wanting like. a like average house, like um like the. white picket fence, small family, blah. blah blah. Mhm. And then our generation is looking. towards like influencers. We want to be. like. blah blah blah millionaires, Ferrari, yeah. on influencer, yeah. Now, just. like my theory before, that's what they. were seeing on TV. Yeah. Our parents. were seeing all of those like small. houses on TV, Full House, Look at. Freakin, all of those shows, right? Yeah, so and everyone wants to get rich. in this generation like quick cuz like.
the kids that are doing it our age are. already rich. But like the thing like. the biggest advice I could give is just. work at your own time. Mhm. Cuz you don't got to get rich at like. 20. Like that that's that's that. person's fate. You go and do your work. like Don't stress yourself because or. kill yourself over Kylie Jenner making. this much money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. at 25, you know? Just. be you. But at the same I feel like it's. a really good motivator. It is, but like. if you get too deep into it, you might. go down some path. Here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing. It depends how. you take it. It depends on your.
personality. Cuz somebody else could. take that and they would they would use. that as real fuel. You know how much. that would fuel somebody? Yeah, for. sure. That would fuel somebody's whole. life if they saw somebody like that. Imagine like let's say you're a little. brother Yeah. to like your big brother. and your big brother's like the biggest. person in the world, like a millionaire, blah blah blah, right? to have to. He's going to do everything in his heart. to be like his big brother. Yeah. You. know what I mean? Now, let's say the flip it the the. script flips, and his big brother wasn't.
successful. It wasn't like that. Yeah. He wouldn't be as motivated. I know, bro. So, you can look at it. different ways, right? You can look at. it as like uh. I can't be looking at all this [ __ ] I. feel like I'm not bashing on anybody. Yeah. I feel like the people that say I. can't compare myself to those. celebrities, I'm putting them on a. pedestal, cuz when you say like. I can't compare myself to them, it's. because you put them on a pedestal. They're too high up there. Yeah. That's That's what That's the. wrong way to think of it, right? Cuz the.
moment you put them on a pedestal. is the moment you can never be on their. level. So, instead of looking them looking at. them as like right or or looking at them. as like the top the highest the highest. power. Yeah. You got to look at them as your. [ __ ] rivals, as your peers. Facts. Cuz if you if you look at them. differently, if you don't look at them. as your peers, you're never going to be. their peers. Yeah. What's that saying? Um work hard. until my idols become my rivals? Mhm. I. always I was looking to that [ __ ]. Exactly. But yeah, you're you're the oldest,
right? And in your In my family, yeah. Yeah. Low-key, cuz. I I think I'm I'm kind of cultured. I'm. not that cultured, cuz I don't think I. was put Like, I wasn't given a a big. bro. Like, low-key, I always think like, man, I low-key wish I had an older. brother that I can look up to. But now, that's why I'm I'm like this, cuz I. looked up to like just mans like social. media guys. Yeah. to live this life, you know? Yo, some of. my closest friends are [ __ ]. in my head. Mhm. is like Joe Rogan and and like all. of these different podcasters. Gary Vee.
and Rogan are like my best friends, because I I listen to them more than I. see other people. Mhm. Yeah. See, but I didn't have like. don't know who I am, you know? But I didn't have like a big cousin like. you, fam. Like, I really couldn't look. up to anyone except for mans on the. internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. imaginary friends type [ __ ] That's. true. So, that's kind of sad, but like. hey man, we turned out good. You you you make the most about. of how you get it, you know what I mean? You can you can you can do that and then. become successful. I feel like I feel. like the old the the oldest in the. family is always like, you got to figure. this life [ __ ] out by yourself.
You feel me? Maybe. I've always wanted. to be a younger guy like a like be the. youngest in the family cuz you can learn. from the older guys mistakes and and. like just okay, now I have all the. answers, you feel me? I guess. I guess. I don't know. Maybe because I was I was. born the oldest, I I don't I wouldn't. want that for myself. Because I'm the. type I'm the type that like I want to. taste it. I want to feel it first. Word. So, I learn like that. Like if I. don't make a mistake, then I [ __ ]. Then then like when a mistake comes and. I'm [ __ ] you know? Yeah. Like I want.
to I want to I want to eat an L. Feel what it tastes like and then I can. go and and pursue what I want to do. And. next time an L comes, I know what that's. like already. See, that's that's the. different personalities between me and. you cuz I would rather know what I'm. getting into, I have the answers already. and just go. Bro, I think the best thing in the world. is losing first. Cuz my first my first I. told you my first kickboxing fight I. lost. Mhm. Right? I lost. If I if I won. my first kickboxing fight, I would. probably look at kickboxing differently. Yeah. Like I probably wouldn't have. trained as hard. Mhm. You know what I.
mean? But the fact that I lost, I took. an L, I wanted to be better than myself. Word. Cuz lowkey lowkey if yeah, I get that. If I started taekwondo when I lost, I. probably wouldn't have continued it to. be honest. Damn. See, it it it just takes like it's. different yeah, it's different. personalities then. Yeah. But but now. I've gotten to the point where it's like. an L is an L, I'll take that and learn. from it, you know? Mhm. So, cuz now I. can easily take an L and just move. forward. Like a bad grade, I'll just. move forward, you feel me? Before, I. would cry over that [ __ ] bro. You and. you can take this mindset with. everything. Even with like talking to.
girls, yo. Like the the mans that don't. talk to girls like, "Oh, I can't talk to. her. She's too pretty blah blah blah. She won't give me a chance. They're. putting them on a pedestal. When you put. them on a pedestal, that's when you. don't do [ __ ] That's when that's that's. when you're too afraid to take an L now. Now you put it so high up. When you take. It's just like what we were talking. about before with sensitivity and being. like spoiled and [ __ ] and being like. babied. If you're babied and not and you. don't get you don't get pain, you don't. feel pain, how you know how you going to.
know what happiness feels like if you. never felt pain? Fam, those days cuz. when you're up when you finally reach. that point where you're happy Mhm. you. can just look look look what I did. Exactly. from the dirt, you feel me? Look at. Manny Manny Pacquiao came from the dirt. The literal The literal dirt, bro. His. documentary was so good. I actually like. felt his pain. Yeah, he he had nothing. Yeah. He had nothing. And I remember I. was watching this interview of another. woman and her mother was like friends. with Manny Pacquiao. She said she was so. poor, but Manny Pacquiao was like even.
poorer. He was like he had he didn't. have money for water type thing. But he. got up and and And look at him now. He's. He's a billionaire, right? Yeah. Bro. Probably hella happy right now. Bro, bro, here here's the thing though. Here's the thing. Like I wa- I watched. this. I think it was his son's like vlog or. something. And it was his birthday. party. And I was looking at his birthday. party. hundreds of people. Okay. I'm like, damn. Where were all these people when. he was on the street? But I mean I mean. like not to say like they're good.
people. Not to say that they're not good people, but. So you're saying they don't I looked at. it differently. I looked at it. differently like They don't latch on to. you until you're up. They don't believe. in you until you're up. Yeah. Yeah. That's the name of the game. though. You can't really blame cuz. I don't know. Like I'm thankful for. those people who bought my [ __ ] when I. was no one right now. But like I know. You can't think like that. You can't. think like, oh, um. I'm not going to give love to you. because you didn't give love to me. before. Exactly. But at the same time you still. got to be like. you had an opportunity to help me. You. didn't help me. Yeah. You had an.
opportunity. You didn't take it. So I. think that's a that's a good note we can. end off. Yeah. That was this was a good episode still. it was. I will end it there. Yep. But, yo. Thanks for watching. Um, any announcements? My bad. Uh, no. The Discord is still up. Uh, go. smash that like button right now if you. haven't for this golden episode. Yo, um, we're going to do a vlog channel soon. We're going to do that vlog in the in. the forest, right? We still got to do. that [ __ ] So, stay tuned for that. Um, it's Mar- I mean, it's May now. Yeah. So, my channel's coming out soon. if.
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