NEW MANDELA EFFECTS, ELVIS IS ALIVE THEORY & TESTING MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND - JUMPERS JUMP EP.71
[Music]. so before i come here yeah i have to. listen to a drill track like something. that hypes me up why the last last time. i came here i was like i was like yo. imma just listen to like some cool. throwback rmv yeah that was the only. time i ever came to your house not. listening to a hype song because you. know me like i always listen to like. hype [ __ ] but then that day it was like. weird because i was you weren't excited. yeah so so every time i've done a drill.
track before like loud ass music so. music really affects your whole day it. does you say that yes yes you know what. you know what my alarm is i always. listen to when i wake up stronger by. kanye oh really yeah that's [ __ ] make. it yeah. that's like the best song to [ __ ]. start your morning yeah that's true my. mind used to be um pick up the phone. baby oh yeah i know that was i had that. in my ringtone. that was like summer 2016 yeah 2016. would you say 2016 might be the best. year of music oh.
oh okay hold on what came out into what. was what was was it xxl 16 that was like. the best that's the golden one right. looking kodak x oh no kodak uh yachty uh. 217 curry uzi and uzi. and the the what's the 21 savage bar. it's like oh. 24 appeal 44 of them. 22 your face cc to your face that's a. close case. no but after that they set the standards.
way too high bruh i think i think it's. just because music at that time was. everything yeah like travis scott. dropped a crazy album drake dropped the. crazy like project everyone was going. crazy so i think just um if the if the. competition is up there yeah then. everything else has to be up to par no i. know but like now it's like um what do. you call this uh who's who's the newest. one it's like all underground so it's. not. you no longer have to be mainstream to. be on double xl yeah.
soundcloud people that i'm telling you. you can get there's probably going to be. a tick tocker if ddg can make it and. he's like oh for sure yeah yeah yeah. first tick tocker like you guys try to. be that man that has to be no 24k golden. shadow him one time he's not a tick. talker no but he was he he blew up off. the attacker you're not yeah you're. right i would say he blew up i had this. debate on the other podcast with josh. yeah. 24k what what song was it valentino i. don't know. [Music]. would you say or two then yeah for sure.
okay for sure for sure i think all of. those all of those rappers that had like. um a tick tock song even though they're. not considered a tick tock rapper they. still blew up off take tops yeah facts. you know you know the album that i. mostly remember like the most yeah is um. eternal take before by uzi because. this two years ago on this on this same. day that it dropped and that was the. album before everything happened. was it like cove it happened because i. remember i was working and.
it was on a friday too so that's right. before kofi that was the one literally. right before it was like the [ __ ]. best thing ever happened and then the. worst thing came right after that yo. oh [ __ ] i think it was yeah that would. have been and then drake's like um dark. dark tape demo whatever yeah that was. kind of like yeah that was like right. right when it happened. i know okay i have a question you know. how a lot of rappers they they push like. drugs and substance use. do you think it's changed now because.
just because of what we've seen. no you think it's the same [ __ ] i think. it's the same like. oh what do you call this uh i think. lucky uh if you know lucky the the. underground artist yeah i listen to him. like in grade 10 is he like is he like. up now yeah he's popping i first saw his. song in like grade 10 and then like i. just didn't care about it that's crazy i. didn't know you listen to that. i didn't like because i wasn't a fan i. just i know one track what was it it was. like a it was the one everyone used on. like skate like skate mixes oh yeah yeah.
you know what i'm talking about i had. the bells in it had the bells in it you. have to know what i'm talking about yeah. if you play it from me i'll probably. yeah it's in my playlist yeah but would. you say would you say drugs and stuff is. still relevant today yes 100 because. even though um what do you call this rip. juice world right yeah but lucky was. like man i miss my brother juice but i'm. still sipping like. every every artist is either you gotta. once you make it big. your recording process is usually i. smoke weed now to get to get creative.
yeah i drink lean to to enhance my. creative abilities do you think that. will ever change though. me no do you think that will ever change. like that that culture like drug culture. in in hip-hop i don't think so it's so. rooted like hip-hop is like based on. negativity like doing negative [ __ ] like. gang violence so so if you really want. to. make hip-hop fruity no way the old heads. and we're gonna allow that you know well. that's kind of what connie did though. yeah because look um what uh cordee yeah.
yeah got bashed because he was like the. old head rapper he wasn't rapping about. drugs he wasn't right he wasn't exactly. he became a lyricist. yeah that's why he's not even like when. you think about rap hip-hop you don't. think about cordee you think about namir. nah you guys ain't nothing because. before though before put respect on. courtney one time. [Laughter]. but yeah but before i guess so yeah okay. so you know how a lot of people okay. this is my theory right yeah i think a.
lot of addiction. came through hip-hop because appealing. to that message appealing to that. culture of drugs yeah do you think. that's true yeah remember the theory i. said where big pharmaceutical companies. will pay rapids to promote yeah i feel. like that is true man that's dark though. yeah it is dark but like what are you. gonna do to make this money. attack the kids where they got it you. ever been addicted to anything oh. addicted. bro hold on i have a i have a question. look. that's like is it possible to get.
addicted to. vitamins. like gummy vitamins and [ __ ] yeah. is it is it possible to get addicted to. that i feel like it is but is it bad i. don't think it's bad i don't think it's. bad but i think maybe maybe because it's. such a habit for me to pop a papa gummy. vitamin yeah it became an addiction. because i'm like okay i need it i need. to get my i need to get my fix. i think i think i know exactly which one. you're talking about too like the orange. the red one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
and then and then before that it was the. flintstone the flintstones vitamins. y'all know. what yo how the the hard ones yes. ew bro what's wrong with eyes. that [ __ ] was that's my favorite man. that was my homemade like dummy that. it's so good i don't know no i could i. could never eat that [ __ ] it just tasted. it tastes like milky like vitamins i. don't know no i didn't like it fam i. think i think the the grossest medicine. you know before you go on like vacations. you they tell you to take like all these. different types of like drink all these.
types of things to like save you from. what filtered water down there oh like. um like supplements yeah yeah and it was. so bad like the the medicine i took was. so bad yeah i had to like take sips so i. it's like a one tablespoon cup but i. just shot that girl it took me 30. minutes to doubt it because i was like. ew. that that's painful man. if you put it in one shot you'll you'll. be good you'll be good no and. it's funny because i couldn't take pills. until i was like 15 years old really i.
was one of them kids actually. that's like that's around high school i. want to say early high school that's why. that's what i couldn't either i'm not. going to lie as you can see i was in the. philippines right and i had to take a. pill and then i took it down right oh i. guess. my mom was like is it down i'm like it's. still there. i was like. it's like no i can't do it the [ __ ] the. hard ones are the yeah you know omega. three oh bro the omega three fish both. they're huge bro i don't know how they. explore they're so huge. they [ __ ] the size of my thumb man.
one thing i took two was you put it in a. banana and you swallowed the banana. that's hard. that's way harder like you chew it a bit. but then it's like easier to do because. it's like it tastes like a banana. what the [ __ ] what kind of. kind of life hacks. your 12 minute hacks. that's so [ __ ]. if you swallow banana that's more mass. in your mouth no homo i guess yeah pause. but i mean it's a it's a better tasting. than just like i guess visually it's.
better. how because because your mom's like yo. take this banana oh oh [ __ ] there's a. pill in here. yo how can you how can you not go for a. [ __ ] a pill but guppa whole banana. you're you're crazy. hey man. you know what. i gotta see something slender shape he's. like oh yeah i could take that. um going back to my question have you. ever been addicted to anything i don't.
know have you i have to think about it i. think i think everybody's been addicted. to something i've been addicted to games. yo okay i want to say. my first addiction ever in life. club penguin. oh i never played computer like that. that i was not i wasn't addicted to it. bro so club penguin right. you know how like uh you have to get a. membership. yeah if you want to be sick you have to. get a membership right but if you didn't. have a membership then you couldn't play. like certain games there you couldn't.
like uh buy certain clothes or whatever. yeah so when you don't have a membership. you're grinding the games like every. single day trying to get rich trying to. get rich bro i would hop on like i want. to say like six a.m oh my god play club. penguin yeah and then eat whatever eat. whatever during the summer and at the. end of the day i'm still playing club. england really yeah i mean that's the. life though when you're a kid. i know. have you ever played uh pop tropica i. know that was hot chocolate 60 watts i'm. gonna say i was more addicted to that. than club penguin pop tropica oh they.
had like the mysteries and so that's. what's going on. i don't know if you had this too but in. in i think. i think it was elementary school like. grade eight yeah they used to sign you. up in like math games and you have to. complete like math games and like you. you get put in a leaderboard in your. class oh yeah there was always a smart. asian chick that i've i've never been. smarter than before but i used to cheat. on those math games like and click the. answers really quick disappear just to. beat her and like you know i was.
addicted to like doing math games to be. her what do you have against this girl. bro i don't know but you know how like. you know the filipino parents are always. like that's the most toxic trait in the. filipino people like being smart no they. will always compare you to your smarter. cousin. oh she's a doctor look how she's doing. yeah i don't think i don't think parents. should do that that's why i always tell. my sister like bro just just do here. just do you fair. i think there's a good and a bad though. i know but it's toxic bro if you do. i don't think it's always toxic man you. [ __ ] it with me man okay maybe it.
messes up with you if it's like all the. time yeah it was all the time yeah. that's messed up that's like abuse loki. yeah it's like you're never gonna live. up to like an older sibling not messed. up yeah but i think it's good because. look if you put like um let's say. let's say you you're a little brother. and no unless you have twins bro okay. let's see your twins and then one twin. is doing a lot of good things the other. one is going to be motivated to go out. and get his yeah right that's true. that's true i think that's the advantage. of being the all the older.
is is. getting more or what yeah because i feel. like the older the older one you get you. get more trust with your parents because. they spent more time with you so they. think you're responsible. but yeah yeah the middle child is kind. of like the forgotten one right that's. like the stereotype the middle here's. the thing because the middle child is. like it's usually they say oh the middle. child is the one trying to get attention. trying to get attention. but honestly i think the middle child is. the is in the best situation yeah just. because they're not the ones that's.
called to go pick up this grocery go do. this go do that and then the little the. little one is the one that's always. getting low of affection blah blah blah. constant constant constant and me i'm. the type of guy that's like. i don't want i don't want to. be in the scene all the time yeah you. know i don't want to be in the spotlight. i would just have my time when i'm. chilling whatever so that middle child. is like the perfect all the middle child. is out there yo you guys have a blessing. in disguise real [ __ ] because i think. they paid if like say oh you want to go. out at night they would not let the. younger one go out but the middle child.
is like i would never do whatever yeah i. know that's what it is that's what it is. right but you're the oldest yeah i'm the. oldest i'm the oldest and i think we i. remember a teacher remember uh shadow. miss island. no but she said she said um she thought. i was the youngest really yeah you don't. move like the youngest she said i was. the youngest like oh carlos is the. youngest blah blah blah i'm like nah i'm. the oldest and she was shook. you shook but what do you think made her. think i'm a young child or like i was.
the youngest child a young child what. are some like tendencies you see in a. young person okay no i think that's just. a younger kid just in your in a religion. class we were just mad immature though. that's the thing like we were going out. for lunch and then we came back mad late. we were hanging around with like a. christian [ __ ] like that you're just. [ __ ] around right that's true yeah. so i guess i guess that's how you think. but um i could tell that you're not a. you're you're like the older because you. move like very mature. all the time yeah i have the dynamic. with my sister where she moves more. mature than me really yeah yeah that's.
the dynamic we have interesting yeah. that's different i know what's what's. her what's her sign. what's may what's mei mei is that taurus. taurus yeah i don't know it might be. like yeah but yeah that's our dynamic. that's interesting that's interesting. because my sister it's always i'm the. kuya like i'm the i'm big boss and i got. used to that. right so that i feel like that's my part. even when and anytime i meet somebody i. feel like i already give that off like. i'm gonna i'm gonna be your big brother.
no matter who it is even if someone's. older than you i just all imagined have. you had have you had like a protective. brother moment yet protective brother. moment yeah. oh there's some stuff i can't talk about. though yeah like off camera i can't talk. about it. you're like. um oh i had this conversation before. okay so if you're if your sister has. somebody like is dating somebody yeah. what's your first move to test him how.
are you going to test it to test them. yeah i don't know i'm the laid-back. brother like you know me i'm chill so i. wouldn't even probably like you wouldn't. test him yeah so as long as he's like. as long as he takes off his shoes the. first thing he comes out he comes in my. house and then i would probably ask him. like. hmm. i don't even know you don't know i don't. even know you wouldn't test him that you. would have told me that like i don't. care i think it would just go off looks. like really yeah judge him off looks. like but would you say what would you. say to him you wouldn't like open his.
book nah i would open the [ __ ] out of. that bro are you crazy bro. bro i'm i'm asking oh whoa what do you. do in the future what are your. intentions really yes. really yes i think you could i think i. could base it off like how well dressed. he is because you won't know somebody. just by howling i think i'm nice enough. to. think like if you came if okay if you. came into my house like that i was like. oh [ __ ] like he's well put together like. [ __ ]. but but what i'm saying is like if if. let's say you're a random guy man you've.
never seen this guy before. you're not gonna be interested in like. knowing what he's about first before he. dates your sister that's something big. bro i think i've no i think i've put. enough trust in my sister yeah she's not. gonna take a [ __ ] home. okay that's smart yeah i agree too i. agree with you because i kind of drill. my sister too exactly yeah i like i like. pick on her sometimes and then i see how. she would react like if a guy picked on. her like that which is dope exactly. because i think that's why when we say. like uh bullying is kind of good. sometimes if you if you like tease your.
sister a little bit or like make her. annoyed. if she's annoyed with um with a guy that. she's dating. she won't take [ __ ] from that yeah i. mean that's fine and i think that's. what's good. yeah so but what i would do if somebody. came up i'm interviewing everything bro. like no cause where are you from where. did you grow up you're just gonna you're. just gonna that's bad on your sister. because then then he's gonna be like yo. yo i don't [ __ ] with your brother i. don't want to come here no more like. that's good i don't want to see him. around anyway.
if i see him at the house yeah you get. me. why is he at the house beca they want to. hang out you're not going to let your. sister have something no. protective ass brother crazy this is. cool because we need both sides like you. want to let your sister have like some. type of fun. no. i wouldn't she's just hanging around. like you don't trust your sister enough. like they're not gonna do nothing crazy. like they're just hanging out in the. house it depends okay it depends yeah it. depends that's why i say i have to test. them first okay yeah how's your sister.
um okay because in my case yeah i've had. girls over where my sister has handed me. a cyst where she's not going to tell my. parents they've been over oh yeah. always always yeah so why would i do. that to my sister no you're not getting. it you're not getting it bro you're not. getting it it's after they earn my. respect. they'll earn money that's that's why i. test them. you're tripping dude you're located. no you're hurting you're tripping listen. listen listen listen yeah you can't tell. me you're gonna let a random stranger.
killed their show their sister at the. crib without testing him first that's. impossible listen listen i'm gonna look. at him and face value i'm gonna see like. that's people if there's. like if he's like looks crazy like crazy. mean all these tattoos yeah imma go up. to him and be like yo like what's up. like what are you guys doing that little. simple like what are you guys doing nah. i'm testing him bro no no if he's a nerd. going right ahead. you can show him you matter man doesn't. matter trust me you have to open that. book because you never you can never.
judge a book by its cover bro you can. never judge a book by its cover also. that's a safety thing too because you. don't know if certain puzzle pieces are. put together oh there's an agenda trying. to get. let's just say let's just say in a. [ __ ] a theoretical world where you're. a target and somebody puts. somebody to fall in love their sister to. get to you because you're a target i'm. not no i'm not just saying i'm just. saying this and this is like some movie. [ __ ] this is some movie [ __ ] but. but that's just that's just theoretical.
that's theoretical. and i'm there the whole time so why. would i be worried no something happens. i'm busting in the room and doing that. [ __ ] i'm saying this is what i'm saying. i'll test him and then that's how i. that's how i decide for whether or not. he's cool or not he can chill all the. time whatever okay yeah but until that. moment if he doesn't earn that respect. then he doesn't earn my respect he. doesn't earn the respect to come in yeah. okay yeah i think that like. i wouldn't page him on the first try. it's face value first try when my if my. sister i go up after my sister after the.
thing happens yeah it's like yo who is. this your boyfriend your thing oh this. is my boyfriend okay next next visit. okay i start to learn more stuff about. yo what are your hobbies then boom but. face value i feel like that would scare. off like i don't want to become like. that that [ __ ] brother to that. that's not your [ __ ] that's not. getting scaring him away like you feel. me like if he is a good guy genuinely. then i just did her a bad thing by by oh. yo what are you here for what are you. i'm not gonna press him i'm gonna test. him i'm not gonna impress him what's. that what's the difference between a.
test and a press like that's the same no. passing the test is different you don't. think i would be scared i can turn into. a press but it's not it's not at the. beginning you feel me that's weird i. wouldn't bust in a room and start asking. questions i wouldn't start asking. questions busting the room i would ask. him questions when i see him like yeah. oh tell me about yourself like i wanna i. wanna hear everything yeah yeah and i do. that too it's like oh like what's what's. your [ __ ] favorite subject okay you. have to also understand bro if if you. allow a guy into your sister's life yeah. he becomes her protector when they're. going out yeah yeah yeah.
you get me yeah right yeah so you can't. you can't just let you can't give that. responsibility to just anybody it's your. duty to find out if it's worthy of that. responsibility i know i know like for. example this is this is a really good. test right now listen. if. i press him right how would he react to. a a random group of guys pressing him at. night time when he's walking with her. true how the [ __ ] is he gonna is he. gonna react if you can't even react to. to me just asking him questions yeah.
yeah you get me yeah he's not safe for. her i mean you know. you don't always have to have like that. no you do bro you do listen you actually. do though. it's just it's just some people don't. think about that yeah until it's too. late feel me. and so i think i think i just have. enough trust in my my sister she's gonna. pick up like bring a good guy home like. that's all it is no but i'm i'm never. saying like my what do you call my. decision has nothing to do with her. decision yeah yeah my word is just gonna.
be whether she wants to take it or not. but at least it's it's held to a high. value for me like she'll understand what. i think yeah maybe she'll keep in the. back of her head if problems arise yeah. have you ever been pressed by like uh. older brother because i haven't that's. why that's why i'm like i'm like what's. the point like i've been with a girl who. ha who's had an older brother and we've. just chilled like we talked but like. they already knew i was chill from face. value like girls i didn't never had. older brothers really yeah i've been. pressed i've almost been pressed by. parents though.
my parents yeah because i remember so um. you know when you have the strict. parents yeah so she came home really. late we were chilling at my crib oh. her phone died oh. two. she charges it she's like fam to like 25. calls from my parents. she's like [ __ ] i have to go home like. put all the clothes on go home go home. she said she even told me like she. crashed into like the tree in her. neighborhood oh [ __ ] like she was.
driving that way so you didn't get. pregnant she got pregnant she no i got. pressed later. oh she called they called no no yes so. this is what i'll tell you the whole. story yeah so she goes home boom that. night the mom's like she tried to she. tried to lie it off she's like oh i was. just at the movies with a with a with a. boy yeah no you weren't like come on. like tell me the truth she's like okay i. was at his house. my ass was like okay if i really want a. long-term relationship with this person. i have to apologize so boom i go to the. door the next morning i just say cause. she was like yo can you just like i.
don't know i don't want you to do. anything but if you want to like just. come and talk to my parents i'm like. yeah yeah yeah yeah of course i'm gonna. talk to my parents and he was like what. are you doing with my daughter like at. am i'm like sir i come here with like. good intentions i don't mean anything. with your daughter we didn't do nothing. yeah right all we did was take it to the. movies and i got her back home safe like. you can put it on me just don't put it. on her boom i went home you phoned me. damn but the fact that i had to do that. like he was already kind of prejudiced. because they don't like men they don't. like men at their home so the fact that. i had to do that was kind of like first. i had so much confidence like just go up.
to that door bro yeah i was in the car. like 45 minutes going over the script. like. [ __ ]. i think i think in moments like that. when you're getting when you're getting. tested yeah i think you should use a. sense of like relief what do you mean. relief a sense of relief at least like. look look let's say let's say you're in. a really uh serious serious situation. let's say i'm getting interrogated let's. say let's say somebody wanted my head. only somebody wants in my head and. they're like where's somebody blah blah. blah blah i think you got to use a sense.
of like comedic relief somehow because. there's too much tension bro there's way. too much tension that works that works. for like cool dads like this one was. like [ __ ] this guy like you are not. gonna see my daughter again if i crack. the joke. no i'm not saying crack a joke i'm not. saying cracker joke but but give a sense. of i'm relaxed so you should be okay. yeah i was i was there like man realized. like oh we all we did was like go to the. movie you can't you can't act like shaky. yeah don't that's what i that's what i. imagined in my head when you're saying.
it though no no no in the car oh my god. yeah you should see my hands and my legs. they're going crazy. i think. okay if you're in a situation like um. look for example like a boss a boss. paging you for something yeah you gotta. use a sense of relief somewhere yeah. i've had that too but like at the same. time it's like my i was that was my. first corporate job so i was like not. ready for it um you know okay that's. that's and and my friend my friend was. working with me too and he also got paid.
and he's like. he just froze he's and the boss is like. you're not gonna say anything you're not. gonna say anything oh [ __ ] i was like yo. bro say something. and he's an introvert i'm like yeah it's. crazy but yeah. i think what what got me prepared for. those type of things what it's like my. parents bro oh yeah my parents drill me. on that like they're. they're whenever whenever they paid me. they really paid me like yeah strict. right yeah but the way i handle it i. stay calm and then when you're calm it's.
almost as if they have no other choice. right because if they if they raise. their volume right let's say let's say. i'm talking to you and you're pissed off. at me you're like screaming. right yeah and i talk to you like i i'll. handle it don't worry and i give them. like a you know the rhythm that's like. yeah everything's fine no i don't i. swear to god i do that all the time but. they get more mad they get more mad yeah. you know me like i do that [ __ ] but they. think i'm joking all the time true they. think it's not a big deal maybe it. depends on the the personalities too.
you definitely can't do sarcasm though. i'm not saying sarcasm sarcasm is. different i'm just saying like. just the just the calmness and the. positive sarcasm is the worst the. positivity yeah the star comes the worst. oh my god i hate people who just base. their personality off sarcasm. that [ __ ] is so cute. i feel like french people they're very. sarcastic. yo quebec yo quebec people okay are the. biggest [ __ ] why well let me tell. you the story bro so we were at in in. mexico this is also in punta cana right.
and we were in the resort and we were. playing you know the beach volleyball. so there was this quebec guy who was. there by himself. right so he goes up to like one of the. kids and we're just playing we're just. playing and he's taking render people's. kids picking them up and then dropping. them in the water oh like like keeping. them down there for a bit and then. bringing them what the [ __ ] why like i. guess it was playful or some [ __ ] yeah. and like uh me and my cousin is like. okay like stay away from that guy yeah. so he comes over we're having a great.
time playing volleyball thing he's like. yo can i play like or like that little. like quebec accent [ __ ] that they have. and then whenever he gets the ball he. swings it as far as he can on purpose. why now we have to walk and get the ball. we have to walk again yeah yeah yeah now. we're back boom volley at him smacks the. ball as hard as he can. he's like he's like 30 46 acting like. this so my my cousin he's he's from like. the hood part of toronto yeah because i. could never press someone but he's like. he's like yo fam what are you doing like.
like can we just play volleyball he's. like yo shut the [ __ ] up like. why. what's wrong with this guy is he drunk. he might be drunk at the same time i. don't know because i he didn't look like. drunk yeah so he's like is if it's a. problem we can really you can fight me. like pick on someone your own age yeah. so me and my cousin we jump in the water. right right before like [ __ ] happens and. we like we separate him then boom the. moment we catch this guy in in like the. the shack like the food shack yeah we're. like ready to get him because it's night. it's only us yeah yeah yeah he's like i.
apologize like i i please like if i'm. like i'm not i'm a nice guy he kept. stuttering he kept studying. yo it was like the most like [ __ ] up. situation. i never i never encountered something. like that like uh like some some. complete [ __ ] yeah that's weird like. he took he took people and was drowning. them like one of your family members or. no no it's like random random people and. then we asked around he's like yeah. that's my kid and he was touching them. what the [ __ ] that's weird yeah that's.
what i'm saying what the hell if i ever. catch that guy on toronto like i said. with my cousin oh my gosh getting. dirtied. i think. i think one of the the worst is like um. i had similar events where yeah i would. meet people that are doing some. questionable [ __ ] during recess all the. time what like you know you know recess. in elementary school. what do you mean recess why would there. why would there be questionable [ __ ]. there's some questionable [ __ ] sometimes. but i think. would you agree when kids have recess.
yeah we have like an automatic switch. just makes us like animals bro think. about think about it when we were little. when we were little and it was recess. time. we're doing whatever we want once that. bell hits yeah god you're something it's. like it's like you lose all your um your. morals bro. i swear to god right that's true and. then we're doing uh that's when wwe was. popping oh no and we're doing [ __ ]. rkos on each other i'll try this at. home right. all that [ __ ] pedigrees whatever yeah.
yeah. and it takes me back to like those kids. that would really [ __ ] try to hurt. you for no reason yeah i don't know it's. like some pent-up anger they had man. maybe i think what it is is just like. their dad or. somebody older than them that's putting. that pain onto them and then they take. it on to somebody else yeah that's. probably what it is bro yeah i know why. did someone like rko you by accident. like yo i'ma have to beat this up guys. i'd have to beat this guy up now you. know no but. there's been a lot of moments like that. a lot of moments were just [ __ ].
messing around oh tabling you remember. tables you guys you guys use tables no. tabling tabling like like you know when. somebody crashes behind them. yeah we did that like almost every. recess and i was always the victim for. some reason. like that [ __ ] pissed me off. i think it's because of it's literally. because of of wwe stuff like that we. were watching at the time it makes us. violent bro now it doesn't hit different.
you know what i noticed too you know. there was a scene where like randy like. i never thought like the the props like. the nails and like the bats that they. heated that was all fake no they're real. aren't they fam yeah they're real. remember that scene where randy orton. puts like thumbtacks and rko's that guy. yeah yeah those are real thumbtacks. there's a real thumbnail yeah and like i. don't know there's like a bootleg one. where it's actually like all bloody yeah. you sent this in the group. they're hitting each other with like uh. glass glass and [ __ ] yeah so all of the. cuts and all of the the blood is real in.
wwe i think they'll hide you know those. um you ever wonder why they wear those. those bands around their arms no so in. wwe their way of those bands around. their arms yeah to hide razors no yeah. they hide razors in there so that let's. say let's say you hit like a [ __ ] 619. on me yeah and then i hit i go back i go. backwards i cut myself with the razors. what so my head starts bleeding but but. they train on like where to cut that. won't leave like a scar or anything holy.
yeah no that's that's like sleight of. hand [ __ ] because how could you do it. that fast like and put it back yeah yeah. that's what they do bro and sometimes. they they like hide it in their hands. whatever that's why they always have. bands on their arms oh yeah like. everybody all of them have some sort of. band right or like knee pad something. yeah that's [ __ ] yeah you know i think. the moment wrestling was done for me was. when i seen rey mysterio without a mask. yo there's a crazy there's a crazy.
mandela effect actually. oh really yeah yeah that's why you. transition [ __ ] [ __ ]. okay listen listen all right this one's. [ __ ] oh my god i can't believe this is. real but look so. the rock okay right yeah the rock in wwe. what was his catchphrase uh do you smell. what the rock is cooking right yeah yeah. he's like can you smell. what the rock is cooking right right. it was never. can you smell what is it it's.
if you smell wow what the [ __ ]. it's so like if you smell one if you. smell it's never been if you smell with. the yo everybody google right now the. rocks catchphrase apparently the real. one is if you smell you're dead ass. though it's if everybody remembers can. you smell can you smell right i thought. it was do you smell with her or even do. you yeah but if you smoke. what the hell it's like if you smell. what they're wrong.
what the [ __ ] nah that's right dog we. entered a different dimension that [ __ ]. can't be real if you smell. that [ __ ] doesn't even make sense like. that [ __ ] that it doesn't even roll off. yeah so if you google if you watch any. footage of the rock sing his catchphrase. he says if you smell what the rock is. cooking. nobody [ __ ] remembers that they. remember do you or at least can you. smell i remember can you smoke i yeah i. just do you smell for me it's weird bro. i got i got another one though yeah okay.
let me hear you okay so i don't know if. you know the hunger games mandela effect. oh i love hunger games. tell me this one blew my mind this one. blew my mind okay so you know that scene. in the beginning yeah it's like three. two and then right before one sucks a. guy steps off the platform and he. explodes he explodes right that never. happened fam. he doesn't explode there was never a guy. that stepped off the platform early and. exploded. nah. no it wasn't are you sure yeah it's not.
it's not in the trailers it's not in the. movie no and i read the book too in the. book it says that you can read it again. you can read it again it's not in the. book or the trailers yes it is bro no. no. no. looks to like her right because no that. explodes. never exploded no because that's how she. explains that there's bombs around the. thing she would have never explained. there's bombs around the thing if. somebody didn't explode really yes okay. maybe it was in the book but it was not.
in like the movie but i remember. specifically in the movie that guy seen. it like don't you remember it. i remember it yeah i remember it was a. white guy that stepped off yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah i remember he was. surrounded by trees. yeah yeah i remember this [ __ ] no this. was during the the first the first. hunger games with the cornucopia that's. silver yeah that was not in the movie. though. yo for real yeah. are you sure are you sure about this one. yes you can you can go back in the movie. and watch fm it's not there [ __ ].
no this there's one more there's one. more okay um there's another emoji one. yeah yeah do you remember. a hiker emoji so it's like a hiker. that's climbing with a stick. an emoji with a heart like a walking. stick yeah yeah yo take in this no emoji. with a hiker bro what not even somebody. with a walking stick nothing like that. wait. i swear i swear. hiking like hiking or at least a guy. with a walking stick like yeah don't. talk about because oh maybe like climber.
like a climber or something i think i'm. getting the mendel effect just because. like there's like like the blind guy. there's a black guy blind guy is there. there's a blind guy emoji yeah what let. me check yes no there's not yeah you. don't know a blind guy emoji yeah like. there's with a walking stick that's. probably what you you thought was the. hiker where's the blind guy yeah. oh. maybe that's that might be what it is. but yeah i do remember some like a hiker. guy yeah yeah yeah okay also do you.
remember emojis of two flip-flops. together. no i don't remember that okay okay that. one that one i don't remember too but. that one people are saying is is all the. crazy ones there was there was a one. that um that was kind of a manual foot. yeah effect but it kind of got broken. down but it was like the prince of egypt. what about the prince egypt so i don't. know what it's like the 12 something. [ __ ]. the plagues oh yeah the 12 the 12. plagues it's actually the 10 plagues. twelve plays ten plagues yeah but but. like i don't know it's hard yeah i think.
it got debunked i think we remember ten. because the ten commandments with moses. that's probably that's. why. oh this okay this one's [ __ ] okay so. there's a mandela effect that you. remember those got milk ads. that got milk oh yeah i think i've seen. this. those are cool so you know how the. celebrities all have the. milk mustache right yeah so everybody. remembers there being an avril lavigne. got milk ad avril lavigne avril lavigne.
but there was never a ever really been. ad for god's milk she never had one. where she had like the milk mostly she. had the milk mustache but everybody. remembers that [ __ ] nah there i swear. there was hold on. no because that one that one's like you. seen it i swear everybody's seen it a. lot not even just a little bit you've. seen the avril lavigne one a few times. yeah no because they were that's why. everybody's [ __ ] like wild in here. yeah i know there was a lot of. celebrities that had that ad though a. lot of them a lot of them we probably. got mixed up like just throw avalavita. no but it makes sense though bro yeah.
because avril lavigne at that time she. was pretty much like brooks used ariana. grande at that time yeah she was like. she was olivia rodrigo of that time bruh. if you had a milk mustache yeah like add. your your top no for real so it makes no. sense that she wouldn't have had one. but there's no evidence and no proof of. her having one and nobody has like a. picture of it what yeah that's [ __ ]. it's like the blues clues ice cream [ __ ]. right yeah yeah you know you know. there's something about elvis presley. too it's not it's not a mandelfic but.
it's a crazy fact why what so you know. how elvis presley died in like 1977 yeah. there's there's facts like a guy is like. he's still alive. elvis yeah elvis so there's a guy in a. mental like that as a mental institute. named jesse something right yeah and. he's like claiming he kind of looks like. elvis presley you can look up i'll put. the pictures up on the screen he kind of. looks like elvis presley right and he. was claiming that i i am elvis presley i. am elvis presley yeah he said that yeah.
he said that and obviously no one's. gonna believe oh that's why he's in the. mental illness that's why because like. no one would believe him because he's in. that like institute oh so he's like he's. like no no no like trust me i am so a. doctor ran a dna test on him. the dna match elvis no his mom and his. dad so that's him what the [ __ ] we don't. we don't know yet i guess so why isn't. it why isn't it in the news and [ __ ] i. don't know i guess they're censoring it. yo what the hell yeah so so you're. telling me. they faked elvis death and just put him.
in a mental hospital i guess is this is. this another story where it's like oh a. big celebrity didn't want the spotlight. no more and he just wanted to maybe not. i think it's a different theory why so. you're telling me this and i came up. with a theory in my head. what if. they they did that to take his riches. and put him in the [ __ ] hospital oh. but why would they want to take his. riches just straight why why. specifically him. bro he's the he was the biggest he was. the king of rock i guess not i don't.
think i don't think you understand elvis. was justin bieber before justin bieber. bro yeah that's true that's true like my. lola she loves elvis oh i saw all the. people laws elvis they were all like. wildin like he was justin bieber yeah so. look i think if you're if you're that. big of a person and you have that much. riches. the people around you if they're not. getting fed enough or like they want a. bigger piece of what you got. they're gonna find a way to take. something yeah that mean yeah that's. true and that's how you hear a lot with.
those murder mysteries. where. a lot of them end up being yo okay. there's this crazy one right yeah so. there's this asian kid okay and he lived. with with his mom his dad and his sister. so. i think he was studying somewhere in. school but he didn't love he didn't love. his program. and time goes by yeah all of a sudden. on the news they see. the mom yeah the dad and the sister all.
murdered in the house and what's on the. wall why. go go away chinks it's like racist [ __ ]. racist [ __ ] on the wall right. and. the aunt she was she was like so. skeptical like. who would who would even do this in this. area like nothing would happen like this. and she always suspected. it was the sun oh no she all suspected. it was a song of course so they broke it. down and the son even gave his like his. speech at the funeral all of that [ __ ].
bro he got caught because i think. there's dna evidence on the scene yeah. and the story goes he was building up. this whole image of himself online where. he was driving fancy cars he was living. a rich life blah blah blah. but he didn't really have it so what's. one way he could achieve it or get it. it's to collect. the insurance money. the life insurance. that's so [ __ ] so uh you can only. imagine how much money he would get from.
killing his whole family yeah he was. that messed up in the head yeah to live. up to that that idea of himself oh my. god and he blamed it on like racist. people that broke in yeah but it was. really him with a baseball bat and. knives oh my god wait so you said this. is unsolved right no no this is all this. is solid this one's solved thank god. yeah like that's good i think this. happened in california somewhere i. believe i don't know for sure oh my god. i think sophia also told another story. where like the little kid killing their. parents because she just did she wanted. some money too or whatever oh yeah i.
know that's um something something it. was an asian girl too that was that was. in markham bro that was in ontario yeah. that she was in ontario she hired a. hitman yeah she hired a hitman to murk. her family this guy did it by himself. yeah this guy did it by himself guy did. by himself. see like dude for money that's crazy. that our own family can go behind our. backs and just collect money by just. doing that to us isn't that scary to you. like that wouldn't sit right at me at. night. yeah it's like life insurance stuff.
right yeah i think. there's a super smart kid in in my in my. computer's class before and he was like. yo if if if ever if ever my dad dies man. i'm getting better money. like whoa. why would you say that. like. so. this computer's class too right so. it's always a smart like the super smart. ones that you could never expect to get. away like to do something you know why. you know why because they're calculating.
every single movement or play in their. head yeah like all scenarios in their. head play out yeah i know and it's kind. of like weird in schools like if you. in my math class like my art teacher. favorited the asians why you know like i. could get away like i'm not the super. smart asian but since i was asian i. could get away with [ __ ] like was she. asian no she wasn't interesting yeah i. don't want to give away any like yeah. yeah yeah but yeah but like even though. like i didn't do some assignment like i. would go and be like oh um this was i i.
mean this was in my bag i forgot to hand. it to you like yeah gavin don't worry. you're a good kid i believe you so. already if you're asian or you're a good. kid. get away so do you think that stereotype. of asian kids are good at school is is a. benefit low-key. high school it might be such a benefit. because you're already there's already a. stigma when the teacher when you walk in. the class yeah it's probably smart i'll. just like i'll go easy on him you know. that's like one of the benefits of being. asian loki yeah.
you know what like speaking like uh. money and all that you know like this. was probably like one of the biggest. unsolved mysteries in america and it's. still unsolved oh let me hear them yeah. so this was um a guy named dan cooper do. you know what about him wait db cooper. yeah dv cooper cooper i know what this. guy is. hijacked who literally hijacked a plane. in a suit yo they don't know where the. [ __ ] this guy went no they don't know. where. so this i'll tell the story for the. people who don't know so it was like the. eve right before oh no the night right.
before thanksgiving yeah right and he. was booking a flight to or uh portland. right to seattle right and he was a. normal guy he was a normal guy in a suit. he sat down and like the the plane ride. was going fine it was going fine boom he. was like yo the waiter he slipped her a. piece of tissue that said oh i have a. bomb on me i need two thousand dollars. two front parachutes and two back back. parachutes and like immediately so the. waiter was like nobody's like yo what. the [ __ ] like you we gotta tell everyone.
yeah the plane circled circled for two. hours they're like ah. should we do it should we do it like. this guy has a bomb they landed they. gave all the guy the money put two. parachutes on went back up in the sky. yeah as soon as the guy did it i mean as. soon as like they gave him the money let. him free till this day fam it's. untraceable like they have no clue where. this is they have no idea where it is. and did you know they actually found. some of the money like in a river oh. yeah in that area where they suspected. he dropped yeah but the rest of the.
money is gone like the large amount of. it is gone. and they couldn't find remnants of a. parachute or him yeah but you know in. the pot you know pawn shop pawn shop. yeah some guy tried to go in and say. like this was a remnant of db cooper's. one of db cooper's money oh really yeah. the guy was like nah we'll give you like. a thousand for it bro. the guy was so overwhelmed he's like i. want at least 8k or 10k for this. but wait how much money was it no it was. literally a ripped up 20 bill like that.
was it oh how do you prove that how do. you even prove that i guess the serial. numbers on it like i think um one of the. things they did to trace him oh they. gave him tracked money he also contract. money yeah right but yeah that that's i. can see how that works yeah if you were. if you're gonna escape if you're gonna. escape if you're db cooper were you. escaping zumba where am i going loki i'm. spending it in in punta cana and i'm. having a great time and then like offing. at myself like i'm killing myself why. because like you spent all the money. they're on the hunt for you what's the.
what's the point you had a great time. you do that yeah. i'll be on the run forever would you no. would you want to live a life where. you're running forever that's that's. that's kind of exciting bro. this just sounds like it sounds fun no. that's karma karma will always catch up. to you and like you will always like get. caught at the end i think what's his. name um frank abignale they made a movie. about him catch me if you can with leo. remember that movie yeah so in in his. situation. he was literally going from place to. place to place and he was.
i think this his motivation yeah was. just him. leaving a little bit to kind of get. caught but not get caught okay it's kind. of like the fun yeah it's the fun in it. bro yeah i feel like if you know you're. gonna get caught or if you know you're. gonna get away with it too easily then. it's no fun for that person that's my. theory on it that's my theory on it. like look at serial killers serial. killers will leave hints. on what they did or where they planted. the body yeah no i think the biggest. like the crazy [ __ ] that i admire the.
most is kk because while he was on the. run yeah from the cops he shot his own. music video oh yeah it was posted up in. front of his own wanted sign yeah that's. funny though he's the greatest [ __ ] ever. yo. i think and he was young bro he's in he. was in high school at that time is he. our age younger uh he's younger younger. way younger like 16 17 well now he might. be older he was if he didn't go to jail. he would have been the biggest thing. right now because gangster rap like that. that's his lane word you know that's.
debatable that's debatable okay. you think he would be the biggest artist. okay not one of the biggest but like he. would be a well-known i feel like melly. nelly would be huge right now no i think. mellie would be huge. mel melly fell off after blue. balenciagas and um murder on my mind. that was his biggest because once you. have the big hit like that you can't go. bro his last song that they put out was. with kanye bro and then he couldn't make. any more music because he wasn't he was. locked up really yeah i remember. remember that track with kanye and meli.
the person different personality. yeah. not after that but after that that's his. decline okay yeah no because he got. locked up that's why that's why but i. think the queue is on the he was on the. verge of becoming settled you know i. mean yeah cause you know how. here's the thing if we going back to. what we're talking about in the. beginning yeah uzi 21 savage lil yachty. all of them when they came out they. found a way to settle themselves and. solidify their spots in hip-hop.
somewhere somewhere 21 savage he took. like the dark lane yeah uzi took the. happy lane little yachty took uh the. mean kind of lady you know what i mean. yeah yeah and denzel curry took like the. the lyrical way yeah right but they. solidified their spots and i feel like. mellie was on his way there to solidify. his spot but he couldn't do because he. got locked up that's true i mean you can. say you can put in like perspective like. this bobby shmurda everyone said that he. would become a big artist if he wasn't. locked up but after he got out of jail. what did he come out with some [ __ ].
right no it's because he got locked up. with no more momentum bro. but look oh actually no you're right. because if he dropped like what he was. dropping now maybe in 2016. exactly. he's still in the 2016 mindset yeah. that's what i'm saying yeah but it's all. that momentum and it's all of that the. right timing he's that guy for that time. but it just didn't work out for him. because of the things he did that's how. quick music changes like we're not into. like that that bobby [ __ ] and the bobby. [ __ ] like anything it's still tough. it's still tough still talk but it's.
it's more of a throwback now yeah yeah. it's more of a throwback now yeah that's. why i debate whether who's locked up. right now um. oh uh. i know no one cares about wait wait wait. there's someone i had in my head real. quick push ice is locked up um meek mill. uh no no no he wasn't locked up but. fetty wap why do you think fetty wap. fell off oh. now why did he fall off no no i had. someone else in my head takashi. takashi fell off i mean yeah that's. normal because he had all this like buzz.
around him so no one's gonna pay. attention to him no more but do you feel. like do you think okay i have like this. kind of theory yeah where he's gonna. come out with like another gimmick like. very soon and it's gonna he's gonna. become more of like the mexican rapper. so he's gonna drop music with um. yeah like all that stuff so. since the us already like [ __ ] hates. this guy he's gonna be like maybe i can. target my odds audience to the mexican. because they kind of don't know what's. going on hmm that's a good theory.
actually that's a pretty good theory. yeah i think he's still making music but. he's just staying low and i don't think. he's releasing it yeah but if you're if. you're that person like takashi and you. had that career already yeah how would. you how would you move forward. i think i have. so much money like generational wealth. that i'm just not i'll drop a track here. there but i'm not mostly focused on. music i'm mostly like i'm living my life. now. but what does living your life mean if. you're if you're a musician. just like chilling traveling you know. but what if like you love to make music.
and then see that's what sucks if you're. a musician and then you lost that you. lost that i can't put out music because. i'll get blackballed yeah that kind of. that hurts more than anything bro. because if if his passion really is like. put out music and see reactions of fans. he can't get that you think takashi did. it for i feel like takashi did all this. [ __ ] for money though like no he didn't. you didn't really i don't think he did. i think he fell in love with making. music too. really i think every artist falls in. love with making music they don't just. do it for money yeah nobody ever just.
does it for money true because in an. interview he's like uh the the lady was. like oh do you take time in writing your. music he's like hell no like he recited. one of his lyrics yeah if he uh blinky. with that he's like you really think i. [ __ ]. he's like you really think i try with. this [ __ ] no i get high and go in the. booth like what the [ __ ] is that yeah. it's like some [ __ ] i don't know i. don't want to rap anything. but i think just just the just the. activity of it or him having fun making. the music is. yeah that's still that's still passion.
for yeah yeah but you can look at you. can look at a lot of people even maybe. some nba players that kind of fell off. because they lost a love for the game. okay you know the kendall jenner theory. oh like the kendall general yeah i don't. know whoever whoever date chris. humphries who else um devin booker. hasn't lost it yet though oh. yeah my goodness but it's like whoever. dates a. kardashian kardashian falls off bro oh. my tristan thompson this guy took a. downfall yeah. okay i have a question for you would you.
say asap rocky has the best resume in. dating yes. yes and he should and you might he would. actually right and he should but like. who's like one guy that can come close. to him oh no he gave me some rory crazy. davidson and g-eazy. crazy like they're one of like the white. boys that flirt with anyone yeah geez. he's crazy oh and um uh 50 cent. 50 cent yeah 50 cent is a big flirty guy. like oh you know who's actually crazy. underrated ben affleck bro this guy.
dated j-lo this guy did uh jennifer. gardner he did he dated um anna de armas. oh what yeah ben affleck dated all of. them bro oh this guy's up this guy's all. bro he's slept on there's a lot more. actually i i just don't know exactly. yeah but right now i think asap got it. is that rocky he got rihanna pregnant. like yeah you can't beat that so yeah. you think do you think okay would you. say some people have even crazier.
resumes but it's not publicized. oh like like civilians like civilians. [Music]. i don't know who you know has a crazy. resume too. zack neil bro zac feels crazy no i don't. yeah madison beer and madeline celine oh. okay. those are like the l.a white girls. though but but on zack b is way more. like status wise like zac via should be. pulling like way better that's my ending. no but yeah you have to you have to bag. like. he's not like no rap or anything.
that's true he's not in the league of. asa rocky but he's still pulling that. you know who's like a really civilian. who has a crazy one the um mike from. jake paul jake paul's like second hand. oh mike maylie oh yeah yeah this guy. who's the porn star that he had. um what's your name lat ladder. rose oh my god. taking taking how it started was was. logan paul logan paul set up like a. prank. for for him to meet lana roy yeah and.
from that video they just like really. yeah fireworks bruh you know what like i. always like i i like mike more than. logan paul because he reminds me of me. with you like you're the one on the mic. you feel me but then it's like yo maybe. in the future you can just have me up. with a like. a crazy ass baddie right who would it be. who to be all right what you want who do. you want and i'll set it up i want some. crazy fam um. hmm olivia roger you go oh no i want a. date like icarly fam like carly i guess. older though how old how old is um.
what's her name yeah make sure she's of. age. icarly age let's see she's 28 bro she's. she's she's older okay let's see let's. see let's see. let's see two thousands celebrities okay. year two thousand all right we got. addison rey. too much drama um these are all like. tick-tock people i know. that's why it's like [ __ ] man update. all day older well vicky is our age too. what the will vicky i know lil pump is. our age too.
aiden ross is our age. really aiden ross is our age 2000 i'm. not gonna lie. the 2000 year isn't looking that sick. it's not bro it's not looking that small. that's why you gotta just date older fam. like fam set me up with like an older. selena gomez or some [ __ ] like that or. or or sharon's chance favorite jenna. ortega no but like who's the asian girl. that was her her co-star in in girl. meets world. um. i don't remember oh [ __ ]. that's my that's one of my biggest. crushes too.
in girl. the main the main girl yeah the main. girl because that uh chair i know what. you're talking about yeah i know you're. talking about i'll put it on screen too. but sabrina carpenter's like yeah. co-starring yeah i don't remember her. name. oh my goodness but yeah that would be. the one that'll be the one. yeah i'll plug you you know one day who. also has a crazy resume uh adam from no. jumper because he just [ __ ] adam 23rd. yeah i think he's [ __ ] like every porn. star with his probably probably riley. reed this guy has everyone on the books.
probably still. wait that's not a little resume isn't. like dating though yeah yeah that's a. different type of res yeah yo he's crazy. too um michael b jordan bro okay but. michael b like he has the power. yo yo yeah b jordan can probably get any. any show do you want any facts he should. have a better resume than an asap fam he. should honestly. he looks like a loyal guy yeah he is. asap's from harlem so he's like the [ __ ]. boy like i can't you feel me like the. grungy yeah yeah. just go out there god damn get it go.
there. yeah michael b jordan is he's definitely. like the classy he's a classy guy yeah. but pete davidson man like that guy's a. crazy resume like the from the way he. looks how do you step it up from kim if. you're david's in you can't. like that's the i don't even think you. can right yeah that's your peak unless. you like date the president yeah hillary. clinton if she's president. but that's like some weird [ __ ] that's. not just based off that's based off. status. or. nah she he has to date like the queen of.
england or something yeah i think right. then and there it's not based off looks. anymore it's just status wise. like how big can i go oh i i i know i. know we'll top it yeah if for every. reason aliens come down and there's like. a queen of the aliens and he dates her. uh-huh he'll be the goat oh p davidson. oh p davis yeah yeah if there's a queen. of the aliens or some [ __ ] i think he. can definitely pull that off too he. probably could yo probably could. it is is comedic. like skill. the most valuable thing you think you.
can learn yes in life yes it is because. fam make laughing in this in a life full. of stress. is like your peace if you can be a. girl's peace. i have a question do you think you think. most because most comedians they have. like a dark past yeah do you think it. takes like. a dark to find a happy or can you just. find it happy out of anything no i think. i think there's people that are like. just born funny. i think they're like born within it like. you know the social media [ __ ] too like.
i feel like you can't force your way. onto social media you just have to be. born like in it not exact i don't i. don't agree with that really i think i. think anybody can do social media it's. just certain archetypes of people are. more appealing they're more appealing. you have to have some type of. personality but anybody can do it though. i think really i think anybody can do it. as if they really try to or at least. like find that remember what i said. before how there's like a there's. there's an audience for everything yeah. you'll find your audience somewhere. that's true yeah i guess you just can't.
be bland you have to have some type of. edge nah even some people that are bland. bro look at you know that guy that does. sneaker reviews and is super like nerdy. you don't talk about no oh my god i. gotta show you i'm gonna show you is it. nerdy. that you've seen him before okay i think. his name's brad. brad this guy this guy this guy this guy. you know. yeah. this guy's mad black bland right no but. like i think that's his character though. that's a character you play but it's. still it's still you don't know yeah it. could be a character or it could be his.
actual personality because you know that. character too that i like is a the guy. who um sits in oh no the old guy in his. car who sits in his car and listens to. like rap songs on tick tock you know. what i don't think i've seen it oh [ __ ]. i'll show you the video later yeah but. yeah he's like it's this old guy who. listens to new songs. and he's like very nerdy i think you see. if if anybody like. if anybody like this guy if anybody like. um the the the cranberry guy yeah you. know you know when you when it's like.
skateboarding drinking the cranberry. that guy anybody can find an audience. somehow yeah that's true if those stuff. exists he can definitely find a an. audience yeah but those guys are like. short-term. to really have a long-term if you're. because they it's all based off. personality why do people like us. because they're personalities why do we. have a long term audience because of a. personality but [ __ ] like memes and [ __ ]. i would never want to become a meme just. because it's like short term done you're. done and over with okay depends on how. you sell it after yeah how you sell it.
after exactly if you can sell it after. then yeah you're blessed but like the. cranberry guy that's all he had i don't. hear about him no more you know what's. really crazy though what a lot of people. don't know this but you know what joji. oh yeah joji he was like the pink guy he. was pink guy and even before that you. know what he did uh what he created the. harlem shake. really yeah joji created the harlem. shake not a lot of people know that yeah. he did if you look at the first harlem. shake video it's literally him in the. pink guy costume yeah. oh that's crazy so if you if you take it.
in he took that and then he went on. youtube became like a bigger meme a. bigger meme and then he just took that. he didn't know actually he just. abandoned that yeah he didn't really. take it with him he just abandoned that. and started making music yeah i know. that's like a rare case though would you. think i think it's only a rare case. because he actually did it actually yeah. she went out and tried he's smart for it. i think i think what it is it's rather. than um it's rather than the market. being so oversaturated and there's no. room for anything yeah it's more of. people don't actually go and try.
something different they just want to. try what works yeah true right yeah and. they don't they don't find any success. because they didn't go ahead and try and. see if it works yeah because they've. already seen success in like. uh the [ __ ] that already was successful. yeah so they're like i'm gonna do this. since it was successful but man if that. that's not your lane then why are you. trying in the first place exactly. exactly it only worked for that person. because it was meant for it's been for. that person right because i wouldn't. want to see yeah there's certain there's. certain comedians or certain like uh.
youtubers that you wouldn't want to see. doing that type of content yeah exactly. because like the when you were first. blowing up on tick tock oh you kind of. did what joji did because you did the. travis championship street where. inspired fits but i couldn't see you. doing that all the time like that's i. wouldn't see you as an empson like that. was that was. lame no well it was me before. because i was all about that yeah i was. all about that stream yeah but i didn't. i didn't love it that much. right i know so it wasn't meant for you. bro yeah no i think you just you you.
know already somewhere in your heart you. know already what you want to do and. where you're going to take yourself but. it just it's just a matter of like time. and it's a matter of. where. where you actually end up yeah right. sometimes you'll end up in a spot that. gives you. three opportunities right and when you. have those three opportunities you're. gonna take one now boom you take the. right one yeah you end up with four more. yummy it's literally just a journey of. like different steps different places. that life can take you. and the only thing you can do is follow.
your heart on where which one you want. to take yeah that's that i said if if. you were blowing up crazy off like the. street where inspired fits would you. continue doing it even though it like. nah i don't even want to do this i feel. like i'll find loving it somehow again. somehow because i still like streetwear. yeah that's true but i think just uh. fashion in general it's become too toxic. yeah i know just everything everything's. cringe now. not crazy i don't think it's crazy. everyone's too judgmental of each other. it's like yeah fashion is supposed to be. an open space where you're supposed to.
show your creativity yeah but if someone. does something out of the blue and it's. like really [ __ ] up like oh why are. you wearing that kanye coat like that. big-ass kanye puffer jacket. like nah until some celebrity wears it. and now it's cool. you know. but. it takes those people to step up though. and like put it out and then now it. becomes famous here's the thing here's. the thing yeah if you want to get to a. level of that what are the steps taken. or just confidence in yourself no but. even even confidence is is like a more.
of a personality trait right but i mean. like the steps taken to to be on that. level of whatever you do it'll become. cool oh i don't know what do you think. is it credibility. is it is it accomplishments what is it. yeah i think it is credibility because. like once i'm well i always tell this to. people i know i'm gonna be up when i can. rock a skirt and everyone else will stop. well start wearing skirts just because i. wore it. because i'm already credible in the. fashion scene boom uh gavin wore it it's.
cool. but do you think. cause look for example like lucas a bot. right he'll wear something and. everything's cool now but not. necessarily everyone will wear that what. do you mean yummy like if you if you. wears if you wear something crazy. you won't see like the general public. change what they're wearing but you see. somebody like connie wear something. more times the general public might wear. it too yeah i guess you have these. different lanes i feel like yeah no. niches i think you think it's nicholas.
yeah because he he stuck to like the. high fashion stuff me and connor more of. the streetwear stuff whatever he rocks. the street where that's the new trend. but kanye is like he's on such a higher. level yeah that like it just affects the. whole world i'm gonna blow your mind. right now take this in. so did you know that t-shirts were never. fashionable like in early century really. yeah so actually you know when everybody. like in the 40s 50s they're all wearing. like suits and [ __ ] if you take it in. we were all like very classy yeah.
like everybody in the in the beginning. of time they were classy when they. dressed up they were like suits ties. like long coats all that yeah now we're. just wearing like bummy clothes in a. sense in a sense. it is literally like homeless clothes. yeah yeah so it wasn't until i think the. 60s there was a movie yeah there's a. movie where the guy. the the star in the show. wore a t-shirt a white t-shirt plane and. he only wore that t-shirt just because. he was like i think he was a mechanic or. something he was doing stuff where he.
didn't really care about his job yeah. and everybody else was suited up blah. blah blah because they're on the. computer they're they're filling stuff. out whatever right. now. after that movie came out yeah all of a. sudden. changed everything everybody saw. t-shirts as something casual you can. wear okay because before if you saw. somebody wearing a t-shirt like yo. what's he doing where is he going where. is he going and it's so crazy to me you. can look at somebody with a t-shirt and. be like where's he going right yeah it's. so weird because because we see a.
t-shirt as something it's the basic it's. the basic but yeah i remember seeing. this tick tock it was like yo people in. the 60s usually. woke up and had to put on full suits to. go out so i was like yeah that's kind of. weird it's crazy do you think you think. there's gonna be a next step something. revolutionary where we're going to be. changing the way we look um i think i. think the world's just becoming more. feminine like the. the nails getting done is being more. normalized like i love getting my nails. done now and then um what do you call.
this i think the what's coming back is. the what do you call it the v-necks the. next video next on guys is about to come. back next time guys yeah i don't know. i'm too sick of that. because everyone's rocking these chains. but the t-shirt kind of hides the chains. and like if you're wearing like a white. shirt you don't visibly see the chains. but now with the with the v-neck you can. put your chain and the whole chain will. be showing. and like jewelry guys used to never wear. julie now girls love rings everyone. that's being more normalized yeah.
[ __ ] like that you know you know high. heels are actually made for guys. really yeah high heels were actually. made for guys first before girls oh [ __ ]. yeah but it just changed the standards. changed yeah i think you know those guys. that used to wear like powdered wigs. really really back in the day oh yeah. yeah they were wearing high heels bruh. yeah they're wearing powdered wigs and. high heels and they're wearing makeup. yeah and then something changed where. they just it might have been the war oh. yeah because you can't run around in. high heels it might have been the war. that changed actually yeah a historian.
like leave down the comments and correct. me because i think it's because of the. war that could change that whole thing. now if it's because of the war. do you think if a war happens our whole. fashion might change too oh for sure i. think everybody's been wearing like. hazmat everybody's gonna wear like the. gas glass clothing but make it drippy. don't wish that don't waste that though. i don't wanna i don't wanna go out the. house needing to wear gasoline. camo camo everything yeah the mask [ __ ]. already was a lot you feel me to to to.
what do you call this to adapt to oh. like the the surgical mask and stuff. yeah but now i don't want to upgrade to. a gas mask but now soon like march 21st. i think that's when the masked mandates. come off. are you keeping your [ __ ] on i might. keep it on a bit actually i'm keeping. myself i think i'm just gonna keep it on. i don't trust it i'm gonna wait a bit. like see how it rolls yeah and then if. because that's how we should have been. done it is like see how it rolls without. the things for a couple weeks and then. put it back on right away just in case. wait man dougie the elections are coming. soon so that's why he's like oh take the.
mask off yeah so he's gonna get more. people to vote for him i don't know if i. said this on the podcast before but i. had this like i don't know if it's. revolutionary yeah but i think this. should be a real thing like yeah why why. isn't it that when we make new laws or. we we want to vote on certain things. happening in the in our country why. don't they just make an app and actually. make it like every single person can. vote on the specific thing oh like a app. like live why can't we do that. like technology is here like we can do. that now yeah yeah me like.
i know this sounds crazy to say but. realistically that's how you'll get the. best representation of the of the. population is where you'd have like. like for example an instagram story poll. yeah right you guys want this to happen. yes or no everybody votes yes or no yes. or no yes or no. and you'll get the whole population yeah. that's true but i feel like they don't. do that just because they don't wanna. they don't wanna put too much power in. the people why though because they're. always hiding some [ __ ] you know why the. the what's the law that passed the bill.
the one that you're going. no because that's some real that's like. censorship man yeah. actually we shouldn't even talk about. that though. but yeah. damn i think i think there's there's a. lot of things we can change with the. world because of our technology but we. just haven't done it yet yeah and a lot. of these ideas sound crazy at first. until like they're actually putting at. least test it out yummy yeah and bro. that type of thing like that makes so. much sense to me bro yeah that makes so. much sense to me and i think they should.
really do it so run for president. run for me right run for prime minister. oh my god. from podcast to thing to me that would. be fine the resume yeah that's crazy. stuff that would be crazy. that that's like that's like that's what. we're talking about what if those are. like the credibility stages. so for example do you think all of his. grammys all of his like things he. accomplished put him on his on his. credibility spot yeah what else would. that's what it did it right that's what.
did it so to a regular person that's not. like in a music artist because i feel. like music artists are are them easily. like marketed yep right that's what we. hear about the most yeah what do you. think's a next level to that sports. sports. sports maybe. yeah like the. like the gold talk like the lebron james. how many rings he has [ __ ] like maybe. that maybe that i guess yeah like. michael jordan yeah because michael. jordan is also on that level too. oh no here we go with the michael jordan. debate no michael jordan's on that level.
too like no he is he is you you can't. tell me he doesn't have more influence. on lebron he 100 has more influence yeah. yeah he does have more influence yeah. yeah so who do you think would have or. who else do you think could make it to. that influence level and what steps do. they need to take if they're not there. yet oh to like run for for like some. mayor not even just that just have that. impact. impact. i don't even know i feel like i feel. like social media now you could do it. like if you have yeah if you have. followers number one thing in this day.
and age if you have followers you can. you can damn near get into any club you. can get free [ __ ] from uh from. restaurants yeah yeah yeah come on bro. loki bella porch might my house oh no. bella she might have the culture in her. hands. all the advantages yeah you know. her i think loki addison ray too yeah no. any like even you can put it on a. smaller scale like people with like 20k. they still have a lot of influence on. people. like they have their cult base no i know. i know but i'm talking about like who do. you think is.
can come up to that level of like. the top tier yeah bella porch do you. think bella i think loki actually can do. that [ __ ] too yeah uh who's that who's. that guy uh bryce hall no i don't think. bryce hall has it like that i think he. lost credibility bro oh from the boxing. fight in the box and play sadly he lost. the curtain you know who loves all. credibility ooh fouseytube. the [ __ ] off damn. yeah he tried saving it he tried going. on like this homeless like helping the. homeless like he tried everything but.
that social media rule was not for him. no it is for him it's still for him it's. just um. the the audience changed that's all the. audience changed that's true damn i. don't i don't think i can name another. person that can be to that level at. least yo would you say travis could've. if you didn't get cancelled. oh. [ __ ] do you think travis is gonna get. uncanceled i think so yeah i feel like i. feel like. like rp again rp to those people that. died at that festival yeah but.
with celebrities it's like a big thing. happens but since he's so big like. people forget about it mm-hmm like quick. i don't think people will forget people. won't forget but i think they're gonna. they're gonna apply or at least like. accept accept yeah they're going to. accept yeah because no way you hold a. grudge like i don't think anybody's held. a grudge like that unless it's like. actual evil yeah and his interview was. kind of [ __ ] too like he wasn't saying a. lot like he wasn't giving like obviously.
he gave an apology but he wasn't saying. a lot because what could back him what. does he have to do yeah he doesn't. really have much to say he doesn't have. much to say exactly yeah when it's out. of your hands like that then yeah yeah. you can't do much exactly so but would. you say like. where he was headed yeah he might he. might have been. he did up to that level or loki did have. that yes he had the brown lily the color. brown if you have the color in your. hands yeah if you can dictate what uh. kids are wearing that's kind of. comfortable crazy bro that's kind of. crazy.
whatever travis did they the kids. followed. damn that's kind of crazy yeah. okay so yeah so. that's like michael jordan kanye. travis so rappers yeah yeah so rap those. are all. no michael jordan's sports ronaldo. would you say ronaldo no i don't think. so i think it's for your english it's. certain niche i feel like okay i feel. like you can only get that that um. that credibility from the kids. because if you're if you applaud to the.
the new generation that's what's gonna. get you to that kanye stage. christine i know ronaldo is like yeah he. has the football fans but like nah the. tick tock kid travis had tick-tock kids. his niece what else. you know yeah actually okay you're right. yeah the kids i agree important the kids. are so important i agree you have to. have the youth yeah the youth you have. mr beast mr oh. mr beast if he if he released the video. i'm running for mayor i need everyone to. vote for me.
oh. i think he would win. i think we'd actually win everyone you. know what's so smart about mr beast he. has. millions and millions on his main. channel right but also different. languages that's hard we should do that. too that's actually fun yeah we should. do that too so shout out all the the. international fans we love you guys yeah. yeah yeah we maybe eventually we'll hire. some dubs yeah we'll get some dubs and. then yeah get get me in japanese get me. in like spanish give me all that. i might learn a new language because my. my end goal is like uh acting like a. korean drama.
really is it actually yeah just acting. in general you're gonna speak korean oh. i might have to fam that's crazy if you. do that that's kind of crazy. let's get there i'm gonna be so big that. they're just gonna have to hire me. in a korean yo that's kind of tough all. right well oh yo you know what you do. what you should cause they're making. squid game. season two. but i think they're making squid game in. america yo whoever is making school game. cast stars. cast this and squid game. even as an extra i would love to go live.
holy. castles in squadron whoever is the. casting director or if you know the. casting graders send it to us send it to. us our emails on our instagram specs hit. us oh we get to meet save your oh my. goodness no we're rip she's dead i think. she's coming back. good game theory. all right thank you everyone for. watching this episode of jumpers yes sir. um make sure you hit the like button. comment subscribe all that good stuff. hit the links in our bio make sure to. listen on spotify apple go give us the.
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