MOST HAUNTED CEMETERY STORY, DARK MARILYN MONROE THEORY, & NEW MANDELA EFFECTS - JUMPERS JUMP EP.106

Yeah. So, shout out to everyone that was. at the the Lucky concert in Toronto. yesterday. Yeah. So, I went, right? And I'm already. used to like all the the pushing and. shoving cuz I went to the Ken Carson. one. Yeah, you know what a mosh is like. Exactly, exactly. So, at the beginning, you know how everyone's chill until the. DJ finally gets on stage and then. everyone wants to start like pushing.

to the front. Yeah, yeah. So, me, Julian, Marshall, and Matthew, right? So, we're all getting pushed. around like it's going this way, it's. going this way, it's going this way. So, all you hear is a silence, right? So, so you see this big uh Matthew's like. 6'5. Yeah, he's [ __ ] tall, bro. He's big. huge. You see him, right? So, we're. getting pushed around and no it's it's. not stopping, right? Marshall randomly. shouts out, "Yo, man, I'm sick and tired. of this, bro. Matt, PULL OUT YOUR GUN.".

AND THEN AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT MATT. CUZ THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A SECURITY. GUARD, TOO, BRO. FAM, he has tattoos tattoos everywhere. Everyone just stops AND LOOKS, RIGHT? AND I THINK it was I think it was um. like 2 seconds after I I I like to do. this if I'm if I'm trapped because if. I'm squished. Oh, you can't breathe. like thing. So, I I'm doing this and I'm. like giving the guy in front of me a. massage, right? Cuz I'm I'm getting. pushed on him, right? So, I keep doing.

that and everyone keeps pushing me. I. move to the right at the perfect time. Cuz right after this happens, another. guy came uh slamming down on the guy. He. turns around, a fight breaks out. SO, SO EVERYONE'S LIKE THIS. EVERYONE'S LIKE, "YO, WHAT THE FUCK?" IT. was like The guy turns out, "Yo, someone. keeps TOUCHING ME, BRO.". FAM, I'M ON THE RIGHT LIKE, "YO, IT'S. HIM.". BRO. YO, THERE WAS TOO MUCH [ __ ] going. on, bro. Yo, you almost got into a fight. yourself, fam. I'm telling you it was perfect timing.

cuz I was dead ass massaging him. I. moved a bit, the guy rammed into him. Damn. What the [ __ ] So, that guy. getting massaged, he just didn't like it. no more. like he like he got fed up. It was perfect literally when I tell. you, Drake, perfect timing. Nav Nav perfect timing? Nav perfect. timing. It was perfect timing. That's. why you're lucky guy, fam. Yeah, I know. Honestly, there's some. there's some moments in life where I see. Oh, remember when you went I think it. was Kuda's birthday. Which one? So, we. went to his birthday. We ate at the pub,

remember? Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This was. crazy. So, after we ate, we're headed. out. Everybody's in the cars. I was. going to go back to your car cuz you. drove me, I think. Yeah, yeah. And then Kuda was going to. drive by himself. Yeah. And everybody's. like, "Yo, why don't you just ride with. Kuda? He's he's not riding with anyone.". I'm like, "Oh, okay, sure. I'll ride. with him." But I was going to sit in. your car. I was I think I was already. sitting in your car. you, Brandon. Yeah, I was already sitting in your car, but I decided to go his car. So, we're. on the highway. Bro. Oh, yeah. This truck it was literally. like Fast and Furious. We're on this.

lane driving on the highway. This truck. sideswipes, no signal, no nothing. Big truck. I'm not talking like a like a. four I'm talking like a a big rig. Yeah. And we were headed there. I told him, "Yo, slow down, slow down, slow down.". Boom. Sideswipes right in front of us and if. we were a little bit faster, we would. got hit. So, imagine imagine Oh my god. So, certain things like. what if that was like a blessing this. guy like I was supposed to be in his.

car. Imagine if I wasn't in his car to. tell him to slow down. What if he was. driving faster? Yeah. Certain things like that, bro. I don't know what what it is about BMW. drivers and how they love just like. Yo, they love just like speeding. speeding and and it's a thing where it's. like oh, say there's two cars like this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're behind this one, they'll. take this gap for no reason. They'll go. like this and go like this. Fam, you're. not getting to your destination any. quicker. You just love love No, you know. what cheeses me the most, bro? Airports.

airports. So, when you go on the. airplane, right? And then you land. everybody stands up like that. Why is. everybody standing up right away? We're. not getting off the plane until. everybody in front of us goes. That one pisses me off the most cuz it's. like y'all are trying to give your your. anxious energy to me and then I'm. sitting here I'm waiting my turn. Facts. Everybody's like, "Got to get out of. here." They're all standing and then. they end up standing for like 40. minutes. I know, yeah. Exactly. Airport airports in general give me a. bare anxiety cuz the security guard.

who's who's uh yelling at you while. you're trying to take all your [ __ ] off. Yeah. "Hurry up. I don't got time for. that. You got shoes? Take them off.". Like yo, that is the I get rushed like. crazy. Did you know um you know that. that scanner at at the TSA Yeah. whatever it is, right? The airport. security. Mhm. Did you know you can actually. um. say you don't want to go through it and. they'll allow you? You can say opt out. of the the the security check? Yeah, the security scan the security. scan. And check this out, right? So,

there's a regular one that they use at. concerts and kind of like uh stadiums. and everything. It's just a regular like. metal detector you walk through. But. there's another one the 360 scanner goes. right? Yeah. Now, I was watching an episode of. Atlanta with Childish Gambino, Lakeith. Stanfield. And in one episode, he's like. they're at the airport. He said, "Yo, wait up.". Opts out. And he just walked through and. then TSA wasn't able to to scan him with. the machine. And he he was saying the.

reason I opt out is cuz that [ __ ]. changes your body chemistry forever. It. alters your DNA forever. Don't Don't say that because Cuz no, cuz. it's it's radioactive radiation. Yeah, that's true, but I don't say that. cuz I always I always get randomly. checked. Like I'm the person that always. gets randomly checked. When I went to Mexico for S trip, when I. went there, uh random check him. Really? go into the big scanner. What? You can. say opt out. So, next time. Okay, opt out. Next time, OPT OUT. THAT'S BOGUS. NO, IT'S TRUE. HOW MUCH.

YOU WANT TO BET? HOW much you want to. bet? It's true. Why? When I go to Jamaica, I'll I'll be. like, "Opt out." Yeah, you can. Fam, why. would they. If everyone knew that, they would all. opt out, though. Nobody knows that is. what I'm saying. So, so you have a you. can opt out going the scanner or the. random check? No, no, no. The scanner, but if you opt. out, right? If you opt out, they're. allowed to like check you a little bit. harder. check you. Okay. They're allowed to check you a little. bit harder. They still check you, but. the scanner itself you can opt out of it. because there's radiation whatever and. then you can say, "I don't feel. comfortable." Blah, blah, blah.

I Yeah, that's true. That makes it more. sus, though, I feel like. Why is it more. sus? randomly just a kid randomly go, "Opted out." Like. you might think I have like some [ __ ] on. me like. Okay, that's fair. Yeah. That's fair. YEAH, LIKE LIKE NO, IF I WAS A TSA WORK. and there's a kid that opted out, I'm. like, "How did you know about that?". Exactly. Like I would be reading into. the rules cuz I'm trying to transport. [ __ ] out the country. That's actually kind of true, bro. That's actually kind of true. Cuz I. would be a little bit more suspicious. like are you carrying something on you? But listen, listen.

Okay, okay. You know how we got into the. like the Raptors game? Uh yeah. I didn't. know I didn't know you're not allowed to. like bring snacks in cuz you wanted to. bring a box of Pocky in. I swear you're allowed. I swear you're. allowed. But but Andre, he was going to. bring in like uh candy and then the guy. said um "No, no, you you you can't bring. it in." Yo, just put in your pocket. "No, you can't bring it in." No, just. put in your pocket. That's what you. saying. He's literally saying that like. if you put it in your pocket, nobody's. going to know. Yeah, yeah, but he was he. was saying like louder like, "No, you. can't bring that in." Yeah.

I mean that makes sense cuz it's like. it's not going to harm no one. Yeah. But. but specifically those um those. radioactive things, right? I think. there's definitely more [ __ ] in the. world that we don't know the true rules. of. How many how many times have you. really like broken down rules of things. you can't do? Not often, right? Never because it's whatever I'm given, I. know. You know? Even even like um. if if we go and and we get arrested for. something, a lot of us don't even know.

the laws like what's our what's our. rights and freedoms and [ __ ]. Didn't you tell me um there's no such. thing as um. uh what do you call this? Self-defense? Oh, no, we can't we say that? Yeah, there's nothing in Canada at least. in Canada at least. There's there's a. lot of things that we don't have and a. lot of things that we do have, but. that's one of the most important things. is to know like our actual freedoms, our. actual rights and [ __ ] cuz the people. that don't know them, would you say are. actually less free just because they. they're not aware just because they're. not educated on it. Yeah, and I love and. I love those videos of guys who know the.

law and and they're going through the. border and. the police trying to give them a hard. time, but they're trying to read it off. read it off and it's and and it's until. they know the police officer knows. they're knowledgeable that they'll kind. of back off which makes me so like happy. Yeah. Like satisfied. So, there's this movie I watched like a. long long time ago. This is a crazy. movie, fam. So, listen, listen. So, it's. called The Exam. Have you ever heard. about this? So, it's kind of um it's one of those. Squid Game-y type of movies where not a.

death game necessarily, but it's a test. of the population, a test of regular. people to see what they would do. Now, what it was it was a bunch of people. that they were they were invited to this. interview kind of test and when they. walked in, they're all faced against the. same job. Okay. So, they all wanted the same one. position to work for this big company, right? So, they walk in. It's just like. a classroom windows. I think they're. they're actually like double double.

mirror windows so they can't see through. it. There's one man in there and every. single desk has a piece of paper and has. a number on it. Now, each test on there. is designated to somebody in that room. They all sit down. Yeah. Now, the guy he. says, "Okay, you're allowed to start.". And he walks away. Okay. they look at the test. They turn it over. and there's nothing on the paper. Okay. Literally nothing at all. Right?

did he throw the paper? Now, how do you. think if you were in that position, how. do you think you would win the job? And. how do you think. you would actually get the job? Now, it's just a blank piece of paper, and all of your other people all of your. other opponents are just in the same. position. Is it like a a work smarter. but not harder situation, or is it like, "Oh, I escaped this rat race cuz I'm not. trying to do this exam. Like, I work for. myself" type [ __ ]. Okay, I'm going to tell you what they. did. Okay. So, they started doing some. random [ __ ] They started like Oh, there's one thing they couldn't do. They.

couldn't um ruin their paper. So, oh, that was one of the rules. One of the. rules was, "If you if you damage your. paper or any of your papers get damaged, you're disqualified. Okay. And then you. can't you can't join and you can't be. eligible for the job, right?" So, people were thinking, "Okay, that's one. of the only rules. So, if I make. everybody else damage their own paper, that means they're disqualified, and by. default who would be the winner, right?". So, now it became like a a really thinky.

movie because everybody's trying to. think, "Okay, what else is available. here?" Now, bro, they tried lighting. [ __ ] on fire. They tried looking around. the whole room cuz there was no rules. that they can't stand up. There's no. rules that they can't converse with each. other. And the craziest part of the. movie, this made you think cuz it's not. what they say you can't do, right? It's. what they don't say you can't do. Is. allowed. Is allowed. So, you're given. the rules, but everything besides the. rules, you're allowed. So, what was this like test on? It was.

It was an experiment, fam. I don't want. to spoil it. I don't want to spoil it. It was literally just a blank paper. Okay. So, he just left? So, he just left, and then they're. assessing like who would be the winner. and who would be the person to get out. it is a work smarter because if you if. it's the the rules is don't damage the. paper, you literally just leave it. there. And I'll I'll me personally, I. would just sit there. I wouldn't leave. I would just sit there and smile. I just confuse everyone. Just like look. around. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to. spoil it what happens, but like it gets. it gets crazy cuz a lot of people they. have their own like theories on to it,

what are we supposed to do with this. paper, blah blah blah. But it's. literally just I think to myself, "Okay, if I have a blank piece of paper, and. you say. this is this this. from the rules or from whatever. official tells me, I'm just going to. follow what they tell me rather than. think for myself, right?" And that's our. initial agreement. Now, if you take that mindset and then bring. it to the world, that's literally what the world what the. what reality is. That's what the world. is like. Like, you're set all these.

rules, but besides the rules, the things. outside of the box, you can do. everything. Yeah, me personally, if if I I just sat. here there with a blank piece of paper, no no one told me anything, I'd make a. origami. First first like No, but you. you defamed your. yeah. But that's first reflex, so that's. reflex, yeah. If if there's a blank. piece of paper, I would probably make a. paper airplane and [ __ ] shoot that. [ __ ] out. You know? What would you do? What I. would do? reminds me of the Shonen the the. Naruto's the Chunin exam the Chunin. exam. Kind of. The Chunin exam was a real test.

though, yeah. But it was meant to to make people. cheat, yeah. It's kind of like that. It's kind of. like that. But. I think what it really was it was a test. not even just to see who would be the. winner, but a test to see what the. population would do or just regular. people would do. Like, put people in a. situation of like life and death or. extreme stress and see how they'll. perform. Right? There's also this um this movie. it's kind of similar. I think it was in. the recommended when I watched the exam.

It's called The Belko Experiment. What's. that? Never heard of it before? Did we. talk about this? I don't think so. Okay. You might have heard about it. though. I heard about it. So, it's pretty much this office. building, and all of these people. they're hired to work there. It's in the. middle of nowhere, right? They were. working there for a couple weeks, and. then all of a sudden there's alarm that. goes off. Yeah. And pretty much the. alarm goes off, and then an announcer. says, "Okay, everybody in this building. is trapped. Now,

you all have to kill each other. There's. only going to be one survivor Yeah. that. gets to walk away." So, everybody in the. building goes crazy. Everybody starts. killing each other. Everybody starts. sneaking each other. Everybody starts. hiding, running, whatever, and all hell. breaks loose. But the real thing was imagine Oh, I. think the rule was like, "If anybody is. still alive if there's more than one. person alive at this certain time, that. means everybody die.". This where where'd you say this was? This was The Belko Experiment. I'm. pretty sure I'm pretty sure it was like.

a. They just put the office building. somewhere in Mexico like a random. desert. Yeah, there's some weird stuff. going on cuz I know you talked about. CERN before. There's some weird stuff. going around in the CERN like building. area. So, it's like. you know. the first thing I I noticed cuz I didn't. notice this at first, their logo you can. see so it's CERN with a bunch of lines. around it, but you can see it's a bunch. of sixes. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah, you didn't notice that? Yeah, go. go search up CERN logo, yeah. The CERN logo? Yeah, there's a bunch of sixes around.

it. Oh, what the [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah. Yo, that's literally 66. Yeah, so and I I so I researched more. Outside their. their little facility, they have this. statue, right? And it's called Shiva. Oh, that's from Hindu Hindu isn't it, yeah? it's called Shiva. And this thing is. literally. resembles destruction of the world. Yeah, that's that's the god of like. destroyers, right? And now there's there's like pictures. going online on Reddit that right.

beside the statue of Shiva, the workers. dress up in black coats, have little. torches with fire, and they're dancing. around. This is outside the facility. And what are they doing? I don't know. It's a ritual. It's a ritual. And. there's also a video on YouTube where. you can see all the CERN. right before right beside the little. collider. right beside it they're doing a they're. dancing around it. But it's like they. can't control their body. They're. dancing in such a weird way.

It's like what do you call this? Like a. trance like a trance? Yeah, unconscious. Yeah, yeah. Holy [ __ ]. And they're doing it right beside the. collider. So, it's like, oh, what what. are they Is this whole thing like, "Oh, yeah, they're trying to do something. with dimensions or whatever. So, for the. people that don't know, the CERN. the CERN company or I guess. organization, they pretty much made this. collider super high-tech. quantum physic collider that's able to. quote unquote open up portals or It's.

[ __ ] observe molecules on a crazy. level. This is This is like Doctor. Strange type [ __ ] This is like Avengers. Ant-Man level Quantum Mania type [ __ ]. And the theory is that them messing with. those particles in that way create a. ripple effect or create problems in our. universe and our timeline, and it. transcends into different alternate. dimensions, and it [ __ ] us all up. And then it's That's why like my bad. That's why like Mandela effects pop up. Yeah, exactly. I have a few Mandela. effects, but I I want to say too that I.

feel like a lot of people on Reddit are. saying that if we mess with so much so. much of these dimensions that we'll. bring up they'll bring up the wrong one. And you know how those rituals with fire. they're saying that they're all their. whole agenda is to bring up hell That's. [ __ ]. That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ] Cuz if you. think about it, Gavin, like imagine. imagine all of these different. dimensions, right? There's a dimension. where somebody's in charge. There's a. dimension where somebody cuz it's kind. of like manifestation where you can put.

yourself into the universe where you. achieve something amazing. Now, what if. these like elitists or these people that. know this stuff, they try to. bring up a reality where they're in. charge of the whole world. Like, on some super villain [ __ ]. It's cuz it's cuz it's like. [ __ ] because if we can do that with our. mind, you think you think that big ass. collider that has that advanced. technology can do that? Yes? Yeah, probably exactly. Like, there's some. [ __ ] that we don't know, true, right?

Did you know that Ellen DeGeneres is. supposed to be related to all the. Rothschilds? No. Are you serious? Yeah, so there's a big theory going on right. now cuz you know how Ellen was like the. sweetheart. Everyone loved her. She was like our. favorite host, right? But recently she's. been getting like um She was canceled. Yeah, she was canceled because every. time she she had like a engagement with. a fan, she was mean to staff. Like, it. was all bad reviews, right? So, that. that whole theory that every one of.

every one of like the elites are related. to each other. So, I'm going to read you. Ellen's family tree, and you're going to. be like, "What the No way. She's. actually related to that? Watch, listen. So, her distant relative is Jane. Seymour, so who became the third wife of. Henry the fifth, I think, the day after. Anne Boleyn was beheaded. Wait, wait, the king? King Henry? King Henry. Oh, [ __ ]. And listen, this is also in in Ellen's. family tree, Amelia Earhart. No way. Her eighth. cousin.

And she's also cousins of Oh, that's um. that's that's the Duchess. Prince William's. Prince William's wife? Yeah. Yeah, Prince William's wife. So, she's she's related to all these. people in her family tree. Princess Kate, I think. That's her name, right? And people dug even deeper where they. found her name. a grandson of the Rothschild. Damn. grandson Yo, I mean like she's she's in. a big position before. She is. But why. did she get Yo, I seen some [ __ ] too.

Like, I don't want to allegedly. allegedly. But um there were some. TikToks going around where they were. showing Ellen during COVID, and people. were saying like during COVID um. celebrities or these people the the. adrenochrome people that were reliant on. the blood of blah blah blah weren't. getting their fill, and a lot of them. there were like. like they're going through it, right? And Ellen there was some footage of her, there's some footage of like Tom Hanks. going through it, there's some footage.

of like other celebrities. I forgot. exactly who, but they're like it looked. almost as if they didn't have their fill. of something. Oh, yeah. They were like like fiending. for something. Yeah, they're fiending for something. But also it's allegedly, you know what I. mean? It it's also quarantine, so. know. There's a lot of [ __ ] going around. with celebrities. I don't know if you. heard the story that Ariana Grande was. actually tormented by demons. Ariana Grande? Yeah, and this is a crazy story because. in 2014, yeah, she went to the cemetery, right? It's called Stall Cemetery,

right? And she went there in 2014. And. this cemetery is so haunted that the. Pope himself won't even fly over it. Like he'll tell his pilot to go to go. around it, right? So while she was. there, she already said she she said. this on a Complex interview. She was. like, "When I got there, I was had this. sick overwhelming feeling, and it. smelled like sulfur." Oh, is that like. the smell of When you smell sulfur, that. means a dew the dew word is present, right? So right away so right away she.

said as soon as she got that feeling, she said, "Oh, I I did an apology." But. right before she left, she took a. picture of the cemetery. Mhm. And in. that picture, she sees distinct figures. Three of three faces of textbook. have Is it of textbook demons. Yo! What the [ __ ]. Bro, I'm telling you it's [ __ ]. So she came out and said all of this. stuff, too? Complex. This is all on an interview. What the [ __ ] You see that face, no?

Yo! You see that face? Yeah, go. That looks like a person. Yeah, like peeking out. What the [ __ ]. It's [ __ ] So now the next 2 days, this is what happened to her. She heard. whispers in her in her like head. Oh, [ __ ] They got to her. And there was. lots of signs going on. So when she was. sending files to her Gmail, it said, "Can't send this file. It's 666. megabytes." No. A bunch of it. So I I think it was like. a week after it kept going. Yeah. When she was sleeping, right.

beside her, she saw a dark matter. What do you mean by that? standing there. You know when you get. sleep paralysis? She saw it right there, and she saw it. move to the front of her, right? And. this is fam, this is going on like every. single day. And this is how it all ties. out. She has a song called Break Free. Oh, and that was that was because of. that? Yeah, and in in the song she says a line. where it says, "I was under your spell. like a deadly feeling." Yo! And throughout fam, you can see.

throughout the the music video. Mhm. there's a sign of like a devil. stamp. on her, like the mark of the beast. She takes it, throws it on the ground, stomps on it like she broke free. yeah. Yeah, so that was the whole meaning of. that song if you guys didn't know. That's I've never heard about this, bro. That's [ __ ] How How long was this? This isn't recent, though, right? I. don't think it's recent. I think this. was in like. I don't know. Just search up when the. Break Free was music video dropped. That that might have been like 2017-ish, right? Something like that. Yeah, she's.

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just pay $5 shipping. So that's. bluechew.com, promo code jumpers to. receive that first month free. That's crazy cuz I know a lot of. celebrities like they're they get caught. in that type of [ __ ] man. Holy [ __ ] Okay, there's there's a. conspiracy I do want to talk about, though. Have you ever heard about the. Marilyn Monroe theory? No, what is that one? You never heard about What about her? So. there's a theory about Marilyn Monroe. being assassinated by the Kennedys. No way. heard about this? No. So this was huge back in the day. This was huge. So Marilyn Monroe, right?

She was she was almost famous for having. an affair with John F. Kennedy. Yeah, that was the whole thing. She was known about that, right? Now. what happened was allegedly Mhm. it. wasn't just John F. Kennedy, but also. her brother. Now. uh Marilyn Monroe didn't necessarily. fall in love with John F. Kennedy, but. really fell in love with her his. brother. No [ __ ] And and listen, listen. So pretty much what happened was. she fell so in love with him, and he and.

she was trying to convince him to leave. his family and leave his wife so they. can be together. But he wouldn't do. that, right? Now one time, this is like. a famous famous video, too, and a famous. song. You might recognize it where she. sang. Happy birthday, Mr. President. was No, what is Remember that? Remember. that song? So that was like a huge. performance, and apparently that was her. trying to leak the information that they. had affairs. That she was doing things.

with the Kennedys, right? What the [ __ ] Now theory goes, so as we. know, Marilyn Monroe, she died of a drug. overdose. That's what it said as is, and she died from taking sleeping pills. And specifically the drug and a chemical. compound that's in her system was from. the sleeping pills. Yeah, yeah. The first detective on the. scene to investigate Marilyn Monroe's. body said there's foul play, and some it was likely that somebody.

injected her with this compound this. chemical compound. The same chemical. that's in the sleeping pills. So it. wasn't her. Now they didn't find any. trace of a pill bottle, water for her to. take the pills down, anything like that, right? Now this is where it gets crazy. So. her caretaker, her house taker, she fled the country the same night. Oh no. She fled the country the same. night Marilyn Monroe died. Oh no. So.

they they were about to take her too. No. no no. So the theory goes that the Kennedys. planned the assassination of Marilyn. Monroe and. bribed her caretaker, the one person. that was super close to her, to kill her. in her sleep Oh it was. by injecting her. It was the caretaker? Yeah. What? Yeah and and check this out. So um. apparently she found her body. This is. what she told the police. Yeah. I think her name was Eunice. She.

told the police that she found the body. at 12 12:00 a.m., right? But only called. them later at 3:00 p.m. No. So a whole [ __ ] 12 hours like way way. longer, bro. And the stories didn't. match up. But she already fled the country, fam. She's already gone. She's already gone. So JFK set this hit. That's that's allegedly. Allegedly. That's what they're saying. But it makes. sense. But yeah it's not even yeah. But you. know why? Yeah.

Because they were so I guess infuriated. with her because she wouldn't like leave. them alone and she was kind of. disrupting their image. Cuz that was a whole that was a whole. scandal. It was such a big scandal that. we would even talk about it today. But. Marilyn Monroe that's like the baddie of. the 1900s, fam. You would want that you. would want her to like you feel me? No. but they had families, fam. They had. they had little wives and families. Oh and she was doing this. Yeah. Damn. And it was a it was a huge. scandal. It was a huge scandal. I feel. like back then it was way more like.

toxic than now then. Like that [ __ ] is. crazy. Like that [ __ ] is crazy. No cuz yo you're not hearing about. stories about a guy oh I I got cheated. on [ __ ] I'm I'm injecting you with this. crazy. Okay you know why cuz cuz it is the. president. That's That's crazy too. Yeah. exactly. JFK was a president. Exactly. Did you hear about the the JFK and and. Abraham Lincoln conspiracy too? Oh how. they were the Mandela effect? Oh no no. how they had similar deaths? Yeah. Do we. I don't think we talked about that, right? So JFK and Abraham Lincoln have similar.

deaths, similar birth dates. Perfect. and similar killers. Yeah literally lined up the same. So I. think um. their names have like the same amount of. letters. Is that correct? Something like. that, right? Okay. So Abraham Lincoln. was elected to Congress in 1846, right? Now John F. Kennedy was elected in. Congress in 1946. So similar dates, 46, right? Abraham. Lincoln was elected president in 19 I.

mean in 1860. Now John F. Kennedy was elected in 1960. So 60, very similar again, right? The. names Lincoln and Kennedy contain seven. letters. Both have seven letters in. their last name. Both were particularly. concerned with civil rights. and both wives lost their children while. living in the White House. It gets more. Like there's a lot more coincidences. Both presidents were shot on a Friday. Yeah. Both were shot in the head.

In a whip, ally? No no no no. So so but. they were shot in the back of the head. back, yeah. Yeah. Um Abraham Lincoln he. was sitting at a theater in a booth. Right? And he was shot by John Wilkes. Booth. But JFK he was shot in the back of the. head. Hold on hold on there's more. I'm. I'm going to tell you I'm going to tell. you. So both were assassinated by. Southerners. So both were succeeded Wait. what? Both were succeeded by who? I. think both were succeeded by Southerners.

also. Like as in presidency. Oh that's wild. That's weird. That's weird. Okay. So. both successors Oh [ __ ] So both. successors like the next presidents. after them were named Johnson. The next. of both of them. Both of them. So JFK's. next the president after JFK was Johnson. Yeah. and after Abraham Lincoln was. Johnson also. That's [ __ ]. Andrew Johnson succeeded Lincoln born in. What the [ __ ] Yo this is weird. Andrew. Johnson who succeeded Lincoln was born. in 1808. Uh-huh. Lyndon Johnson who.

succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908. What the [ __ ] Some GG33. Yo yo listen. listen So John Wilkes Booth, right? John. Wilkes Booth the killer of of Abraham. Lincoln was born 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald was born 1939. That's the killer of John F. Kennedy. Why are the why are the years like. adding up like that? Yeah that's some GG33. Okay listen. So both assa Both assassins. were known by three letter by three.

names. Wait wait wait. John Wilkes. Booth, Harvey Oswald Wait nah. So they. all had three names? Okay I don't know. about that one. So both names Both names. are comprised of 15 letters. Yo there's. letters. So Booth ran Oh this is crazy. Which one? So after John Wilkes Booth. assassinated Abraham Lincoln he ran from. the theater and was caught in a. warehouse, right? Oswald the killer of. John F. Kennedy he ran from a warehouse.

where he shot John F. Kennedy. Yeah. and he ran. and he caught he was caught in a. theater. So both of the killers So no no no. So. Booth ran from the theater and got. caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from. the warehouse and got caught in a. theater. Holy [ __ ] So both So Booth and Oswald. were assassinated before their trials. That's wild. No there's too much there's. too much. That's weird. That's weird. That's a lot. And but it's it's like. type of [ __ ] that doesn't even why would.

that stuff even connect? Yeah. No that that goes back is like. [ __ ] are all of these related and have. related not in the way of family tree. also in the related of how they No but. do you think it's Yo do you think it's. even just um This stuff looks like some. matrix [ __ ] to be honest. You know. there's. you know in the Cloudy with a Chance of. Meatballs? Yeah. So in the in the one of the scenes. you know Mount Rushmore? How it's the. four faces and it's Abraham Lincoln at. the head, right? They have this little. like Easter egg where uh when the pies.

are coming down from the sky Yeah. they. hit the first three in the face but. Abraham's statue doesn't get hit in the. face front. He get hits in the back. Oh [ __ ] So if if you notice that little. detail Cloudy is kind of a Cloudy with a. Chance of Meatballs kind of made fun of. Abraham how he didn't get smacked in the. front face. He got shot in the back of. the. Because he got shot in the back of the. head. Yeah. Disney is [ __ ] for that which is. crazy. Damn. I don't think it was Disney. though. That was like Pixar or. something. But still that's weird, bro.

A lot of people are saying shout out to. GG but he said um. Gavin and Carlos how much if you combine. our letters 11 letters. Jumpers jump 11. letters. Who shot. THAT VIDEO? GG'S GG33. GG that's my first name. That's Carlos's um numbers he always. sees GG33. That's weird stuff. That's. kind of weird. That's kind of Come.

Okay. There's there's there's um there's. some theories some people from the. Discord told me I want to talk about it. real quick. Check this out. So there's a. theory that Shawshank Redemption and. Spider-Man take place in the same. universe. How? Shawshank is my favorite movie. Shawshank you remember that movie, right? So remember Andy the guy that. actually got to escape? Yeah. So bro this is crazy. So Andy, right? When he finally escaped prison in. Shawshank he planned to what? He wanted. to reveal the secrets of the prison how.

they were very unfair and there's like. injustice happening, right? Now when he. pretty much leaked out all that. information he went to a news article. and the name of the news company was the. Daily Bugle. The Daily Bugle as in Spider-Man where. Peter Parker worked, right? Now this. where this is where it connects. So. obviously this happened way before. Spider-Man's age. Spider-Man wouldn't be.

even born yet. Yeah. The theory is Andy. in Shawshank Redemption is actually Ben. Parker aka Uncle Ben. What how? Spider-Man Spider-Man's uncle. How. though? Cuz is the So remember remember. he escaped prison, right? So he would. have to change his name. Okay. So he. changed his name. So the theory goes he. changed his name. He moved to New York. because that's kind of the area that was. that was Shawshank was set in. Okay. New.

York literally New York City. Moved to Queens. and took care of his his nephew Peter. Parker later born. So Andy from. Shawshank is actually Uncle Ben in. Spider-Man. No. Wait. even crazy too I think the This is a. weird coincidence but the cast of. Spider-Man Homecoming they actually went. to go visit the Shawshank prison. What. the [ __ ]. Yeah it was weird. I don't know why but. they went to go visit the Shawshank. prison. Yeah maybe it's like the director really.

wanted them to know the backstory and. how it's like oh maybe this is how Who. knows who knows. This is like a weird. coincidence but like it was just like a. fan theory. That's crazy. No cuz there's also. something like that in you know Monsters. Inc. and Incredibles how they're all. kind of tied into the same universe. So. I remember there's a So if you know if. you guys remember there's a scene where. like a little monster was panicking and. they said oh something around is flying. with lasers with lasers in his eyes. Yeah. Right? Who has lasers in his eyes? In Incredibles the baby was found out to.

be Jack Jack. Jack Jack yeah yeah. was. known to shoot lasers. So it's like is. Jack Jack the main villain in the. Monsters but cuz they never really. showed who the main villain flying over. the town with lasers was. Was that Jack. Jack? Cuz they said Boo, but Boo wasn't doing. that stuff, right? Cuz he Boo doesn't have um lasers in his. eyes. And they're talking about babies. Maybe got they got got the wrong baby. That's the actual baby. Cuz Jack Jack. can teleport. Yeah. He can teleport. So, what if he. like Cuz when he teleports, what if he.

like goes into different like on some. Rick and Morty [ __ ]. Exactly. Rick and Morty [ __ ] what if he went. into like the monster universe and then. the next universe and then just for like. a split second? Exactly. Exactly. So, maybe uh other. even the other movies like coming out. If you see lasers, it's actually Jack. Jack cuz they're trying to play like a. whole thing is like Jack Jack's the. villain of everyone. Mhm. me? Yeah, it's like kind of like a like. a little Yeah, like a little taste of. it. Yo, so there's another theory I. heard from the Discord. Who? Now, there was a subliminal message. in SpongeBob. No way.

showing what the Krabby Patty formula. is. What was it? Let me see. Check this. out. Let me see. Let me see. So, do you. remember that that episode with. SpongeBob and they're like Neanderthals, SpongeGar and Pat Pat Tar, remember. that? Yeah. So, pretty much there was. subliminal messaging and showing what. the true recipe is. Now, it shows Yeah, I'm going to show you the video. Let me see. But it shows SpongeBob and Patrick as. Neanderthals, they're cooking food to. eat, right? Check this out.

Yeah, I remember that one. Remember this? Yeah. He said, "Don't eat the stick." Look. Check this out. A crab walks by, right? Mr. Krabs type. beat. Steps on it. Pokes it with a stick. And he eats Yeah, I remember this. Yeah. And he eats it. And what's the reaction? It's amazing, right? So, that's the. first part. Later in the Later in the in. the episode. Don't tell me they eat. Patrick Patrick goes and looks for more.

crabs to eat, right? And right after. this scene, what does SpongeBob do? He draws a Krabby Patty in the sand and. makes a burger. So, it's subliminal And then And. Squidward's chewing. So, it's subliminal. messaging. Yo, the true Krabby Patty. secret formula is crab meat. And as a. lot of our conspiracies before, it. concludes to crab meat, fam. just confirmed it. It just confirmed it. how we said before that Mr. Krabs was.

the only one was the only crab. remaining. Why do you think that they. were eating all those crabs? So, that's. the only crab left. Yeah, and and a lot of you guys that. don't know, literally the Krusty Krab is. a crab trap. Yeah, the Krusty Krab, the. building of the Krusty Krab is a is a is. a crab trap. I didn't notice that. Yeah. So, it's trapping crabs to eat. Oh. okay. Yeah, that's confirmed for sure. Right? It's confirmed. It's confirmed. I have a Mandela effect speaking of. SpongeBob that I want to see if you.

know, too. So, I don't know if you. remember where there's a scene where. he's singing, "I'm a goofy goober.". He has the purple suit. He has the. purple uh guitar with like a V guitar. that. I remember that. Yeah. He has a V. guitar, remember? Yeah, he does. He. does. What does he have? Fam, the guitar is actually shaped as A. PEANUT. NO. FVC. IT'S RIGHT IN THE COMMENTS. FVC. No way. I But I I know the original. It was a V. guitar. So, you remember peanut then?

No, it Fam, it's an actual peanut. So, you remember the peanut? I don't remember the peanut, I'm not. going to lie. Okay, there you go. What. the [ __ ] No, you remember No, I. remember him wearing a wizard hat and a. robe. And the robe and he's strumming on the. purple guitar. Yeah. Fam, it's actually. a peanut that he's strumming on. His. guitar is literally shaped as a. Let me see. There's no way. There's no. way. Hold on. Look. Oh, [ __ ] Let me see. It's purple, fam.

I mean, no, it's it's a peanut, like Yo. But I don't remember that [ __ ] either. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't. remember that at all. I do remember the. fit. I remember the fit specifically. Yeah. The V It would make sense it's a V. guitar cuz that's just in my head. That's what I see. Cuz it's like it's rock, so that would. make sense. Okay, I got another one. You. know remember that one? So, if you. remember Tom Cruise in Risky Business. You know know about this one? Oh, wait. I think I heard. Oh, you heard about this one? Yeah, say it. Where he's dancing in a.

white tank and a white shirt and he has. the glasses on, no pants, right? He's. actually has uh no glasses on. He's not. wearing the white tank. He's wearing a. big polo long sleeve with no pants. That's the whole thing. Wait, doesn't he have like a He has. glasses he slides in? He doesn't. That's the whole thing. He. doesn't have glasses on. Let me see. Let me see. Boop. No glasses. on. Cuz I heard about it, but I never seen. it. Let me see. Look where he slides in. Cuz a lot of. people copied this.

Fam, no glasses. Yeah, bro. Cuz a lot of people remember. the glasses like he had glasses on and. he slides in like the. Yeah, cuz everyone everyone that does. the trend has glasses on. Yeah, but you. know what? I think this is my theory on. it. Okay. They're they're um mistaking it. for Ferris Bueller. Cuz Ferris Bueller. always has the glasses and it was kind. of like a similar movie. That's like the. Britney Spears one where she had the the. microphone, but a lot of people. replicated it and she didn't, you know?

That makes sense because Ferris Bueller. is very similar to that vibe cuz he was. like the only one home. I know. Yeah. I think Ferris Bueller is. my favorite movie of all time, boy. Think your My favorite movie I says all. time, bro. Karate Kid, bro. Karate Kid. is your favorite movie? Yes, bro. I. don't Why you still scared? I just I. just. the Jaden Smith one, too. I just don't. want to be scared. FAM, I WANT THAT [ __ ] EVERY SINGLE TIME, FAM. Every single time I need. motivation. So, shout out to our. sponsor, Dr. Squatch. So, Dr. Squatch is. the perfect option for those difficult. to shop for and those who are hard to.

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people we can excuse weird things. because it's art, right? Now, in this. movie, this chef, he's like one of the. most decorated chefs in the world. Now, people literally take a boat to go to. his private island and then they eat. with him and he cooks for them, right? Now, little did they know that they. weren't going to come back this time. What? So, what happened was this chef he was. so sick and tired of serving people and.

he felt almost like his art was a waste. He even said in the movie that imagine. your passion, your art, is to make food. which will turn to [ __ ] in your stomach. Yeah, so he was sick and tired of like. cooking food for all these rich people. Yeah. Now, he planned that the next time. he has a a big group of people come over. to eat with him. Uh-huh. he would kill them. And how he would do it is. this is the crazy thing. Poison food? No. Oh, [ __ ]. So, it was almost like a game. It was.

like a whole course meal. I think a few. courses, bro. Like five courses, some. [ __ ] like that. And every single course. had a meaning, double entendre, a theory. about it. So, one of them was. when I was a kid. my dad's I had to stab my dad in the leg. because he was beating my mom. And I. stabbed him with scissors. And he What. did he serve them? He said. he served them a chicken leg with a with. a piece of scissors inside of it. Each. of them. Yeah. So, crazy [ __ ] like that.

Yeah. But, the the common theme was it. was all for {quote} "art". Yeah. So, people didn't question People. didn't question it. Yeah. At first, people didn't question at first. But, as. the night went on, they weren't allowed. to leave. They tried fighting back and a guy lost. his finger. I don't want to spoil the. whole movie, but. Yeah, but Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I get that though. Like, you would. obviously want to question, but as soon. as people start Oh. Yeah. Okay, I don't want to spoil it. Never. mind. Well, yeah. It was a sick movie. though. It was a sick movie. Cuz there's. a there's a lot of different like.

theories and a lot of different like. origins and it makes you think. Like, this is the type of stuff to make. somebody insane. And. imagine you being an artist Yeah. and. your art starts being disgraced and. nobody cares about it. And these rich. people that he serves to. they treat him just like a regular He He. was especially pissed off at a food. critic that was there sitting. And you can imagine your whole life is. to perform well and please a critic.

And the moment the critic says, "Oh, this food sucks." Just one word and your. whole career is to the toilet. But, I feel like that's where it gets. like. confusing though cuz it's like as an. artist, you should be prepared to handle. criticism all your life. Not just like. one Maybe that dish didn't work. Obviously, [ __ ]. Back to the drawing board. Yeah. That doesn't mean you go out your. emotion and now you're you're creating. dishes like like these gross dishes like.

gruesome concepts like that that That's. how you know you're just psycho in the. head. Yeah, he was He was psycho. No No. lie. This guy was [ __ ] psycho. To be. in the [ __ ] artist business, fam, or. just any artist in general, you have to. have thick ass skin. Mhm. You feel me? But, at the same time, I do sympathize. with it because think about it. For food, especially cuz I'm I'm not in. even in the industry, but imagine That's. kind of like the one tell. No, you can't. say that. No, no. You can't say that cuz. I remember This is the funniest thing. Carlos ever said, fam. We we got invited.

to like one of those dinners, those. four-course Yeah, yeah. And the first. appetizer was put on our plate. The. first thing that comes out of Carlos'. mouth, "Yo, fam, THIS LOOKS LIKE. RATATOUILLE.". YO, SO IT LOOKED LIKE RATATOUILLE. THOUGH. THAT [ __ ] looked like. ratatouille. where it was a bunch of. vegetables like wrapped up and it's just. like this small ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. high-class appetizer. So, we It came in and it was a bunch of. salmon with with those those exact same. vegetables. Carlos, it's a silence and he looks at.

me and Josh, "Yo, fam, why they SERVE US. RATATOUILLE?". SO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT CUZ NO, I'M. SAYING I sympathize with the idea of. No, like like people judging. People. judging and then like criticizing, blah. blah. But, no, no, no, no. I'm saying. I'm saying cuz as a food critic. Yeah. their their career is based off of. that [ __ ]. It wasn't just you. It was all of us. It. was Josh too. Like That's different. though. That's different. I'm not a food. critic. No, this is the craziest thing. that Josh ever said. He took a bite of.

the pizza. He spit that [ __ ] out. He's. like, "Yo, why the the crust tastes. better THAN THAT SHIT?". THAT'S A CRAZY TAKE. THAT'S A crazy. take. That was That was one of the. craziest thing I ever heard, fam. Yo, I don't think you can go wrong with. pizza though. How How was it that bad, fam? And it was crazy cuz we're so real. You know the influencers trying to. trying to make these videos for TikTok. Yeah. Obviously, they're not going to be. real and say, "This is [ __ ] fam." So, I. remember going on the scrolling. I. remember seeing a person that I went.

with and and the whole time she's like, "Oh, it's actually pretty good. It was. actually pretty good." But, she kept. using the thing pretty good. Like, it. wasn't actually like good. OH, YEAH. OKAY, THEORY NOW. IF SOMEBODY. SAYS, "It's pretty good." It's trash. It's trash. You're just sugarcoating. You're just. THERE'S NO WAY CUZ YOU WOULD JUST SAY, "YO, that's good." You wouldn't say, "That's pretty good.". Facts. I don't think there's any time I said. pretty something and it meant the truth. If I'm adding pretty in front of it, yo, it's probably trash, bro. I'm like the.

king of sugarcoating. I always say, "Ah, it was pretty good." If I don't want to. hurt someone's feelings. YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG. IN THAT TONE? You know what? Tone is. actually so crazy. Tone is everything. Yeah, cuz it's like, "Yo, you're pretty. strong." What the [ __ ] Yo, tone tone is. everything because you can just make I. can make any single word sound exciting. or sound boring as hell. Man, like imagine those mono chrome. teachers, fam. Like, you can't. entertain a class because you just. That's your regular voice. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing.

I think if I think the best teachers. that I've ever learned from, they just. have almost like a cadence to their. voice where it's very uh. it's almost hypnotizing. Well, they make. It makes you want to keep listening, right? But, not everybody has that, bro. You think you think. dealers they're told You know at those. casino tables, you know, they get paid. more if they hype up the crowd and Oh, and then they Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For. sure. You feel me? Yeah. I heard I heard. This is crazy, but apparently.

Okay, this is this is obviously facts, but they did a study. with breast size to tip. Okay. And. literally the larger. a waitress' breasts are, the more of a. tip they get. Which is crazy cuz they know that sex. sells. And look at the restaurant. Hooters. Yeah. It that's all what it is. That is true. Right? Mhm. Yo, do you think Damn, bro. Do you think. every single thing is already taken. advantage of or there's still ways to. finesse us even more? Finesse us even.

more? What do you mean by that? Look, look, look. Okay, look around the room. And. everybody listening right now, look. around your room. You can probably point. at something that was designed. specifically to make you keep buying. their products or to make them keep. getting more money. Oh, yeah. For sure. Look, iPhone right in front of me, right? The Eventually, the battery's going to. get [ __ ] and I have to buy a new phone. Eventually, there's going to be new. iPhones that have better features, blah. blah blah, and I'll have to buy a new. one. Camera, same thing. Now, look look.

at everything in the room. For example, camera. Same thing. Quality. will change. I have to buy a new camera. This happens, blah blah blah. I have to. buy a new camera. Um bro, every single. thing created, I feel like there's a. little bit of a buffer where they say, "I'm going to leave it a little bit. shittier cuz I can sell a better one. later." Or if you're like COD, cuz I. knew that the new Warzone or the new MW2. just came out. Yeah. And what did they do so they made. sure everyone buys that one? Warzone is. the second biggest game to Modern. Warfare 2. They shut down every Warzone.

server. Bro, you have to be so obvious to do. that. So, now every Warzone player is. going to play Modern Warfare 2. And they might And this is a smart move. They might just do that for first week. sales. Mhm. But, if they're smart, they. just open that [ __ ] back up the a month. later. Yeah, that's true, too. Yeah. Yo, cuz that's like a whole monopoly on the. thing, fam. Yeah. And isn't it crazy. there's only Xbox and PS5? Why is there. no. And PS and PC, too.

I know. Why isn't there. Wait, why isn't there more? Yeah, that's. a good question cuz if if we're so. creative and we have this technology, why would there not be another one? Yo, wait, wait, wait. Pause. Why is there. not another game console? Yeah, I don't. know. Like, nobody ever tried? THAT'S FAM, THAT'S. YO, WHAT THE [ __ ] LISTEN, LISTEN. Has no one ever tried to make another. game console? No, man. I don't think so. Like, they had Sega Genesis and stuff. back in the day, but that was when every. single company was trying like Atari. But, nowadays, I'm saying like now, how.

is there not another game console? I'm. telling you. If you're watching you. coding and [ __ ] like that, yo, make that. [ __ ] man. That's weird. Theory, Xbox and and and. PlayStation, they're the same company. Behind closed doors. And they just made. that rivalry to to boost both of them. up. Yeah. Did you know a lot of car. companies are under the same brand, too? And what's crazy, too, fam, I didn't. know this. You know at Pacific Mall in. in in Markham? Yeah. What about it? Al- almost all of those uh Are ran by.

one person? The the case shops, the cell phone case. shops, they're all ran by the same. person. Yeah. So, you think you're getting a. better deal, but no, it's the same. thing. the same thing. So, they have a they. have a monopoly on the whole mall. Not. even No, not Pacific Mall. Yeah. Listen, listen. Now I I even I did. a little bit more research, too. I'm. like, "Okay, there's got to be If this. is happening in one place, 100% it's. happening in other places." Did you know. in in Pickering Town Centre, the the. hair salon? Yeah. There's like three or.

four of them, right? Yeah. They're all. ran by the same person. They're. different brands, different names, but. the owner is just one owner. Oh, no. It's crazy. See, I'm telling you they they can. control [ __ ] There's a thing that You. know um acupuncture? Yeah. They're. saying that acupuncture can cure certain. diseases and certain um like cuz. obviously, you see those um videos on. on YouTube where as soon as the session. is done, you're cured of any like. ligament thing. Toxins and [ __ ] right?

[ __ ] Yeah. But, they're they don't want. people to find that out because big. pharma companies who are put- putting. all these drugs to sell you, "Oh, this. will fix this. This will fix this.". They're going to run out of business. out of business. Which makes so much. sense cuz it's like everything is run. under one umbrella, but we just really. the the regular consumer does not know. that. I'mma blow your mind right now. Ready? Yeah. What would happen if we're all. healthy? Uh then we don't spend money on. health care. Yeah. But, what if like. Let's say let's say there were stuff set.

in place for us to like be healthy. Initiatives, um, certain. things that we can learn, education. That kills fast foods, that kills. everything. stop us from buying and getting diseases. and makes us healthy, all have a healthy. lifestyle. How like if you were. if you were the business that was. running out of thing, how would you stop. that? How do I stop people being healthy? Yeah. Mhm. And we're going to leave it. at that. That's crazy. I don't I don't. want to talk any more about that one.

Think about that. Exactly. I know exactly that. Exactly. That's. [ __ ]. That's [ __ ]. We can't even say that. We can't even. say that. That's crazy. Yeah, that's [ __ ] It's like you. teleported the idea to my head. That's. [ __ ] That's crazy. I would just make. everyone eat candy. That's what that's. what. Yeah, make everybody eat candy, exactly. Yo, that's crazy. We're on to something. You know what You. know what something too? I had I had. this thought in the shower. Mhm. What. Why do we just dismiss dreams as just. dream? Mhm. Because I feel like it's.

like. it's our unconscious, so it's like. that's not true. I know. I know. Like. that's what we say like it's not true. Like who cares about dreams? But from. the very start, like everybody you've. been told, "Yo, you're just It's just a. dream. You're just dream. Don't worry. about it. Don't worry about it. It's. just a dream." But how come in some. cultures, especially the early ones, that's their their whole spirituality. is? They learn messages through dream. Through dreams. That but it makes sense. cuz dreams predict [ __ ] bro. Yeah, and. a lot of the time. theory right now. Yeah. A dream is able. to tell us exactly what we're dealing.

with, problems we're facing, how we feel. about it subconsciously, but we just. don't pay attention because we pass it. off as "Honey, it's just a dream. It's. just a dream. Don't worry about it. It's. just a dream." I know. And there's lots. of we talked about lots of theories. If. you see like, you on the freeway, driving super fast, that means you're. living life way too fast, you have to. slow it down. Like, bro, that [ __ ]. doesn't happen. How do How does a dream relate? Like how. does that. Yeah, how does that message. control my subconscious? Yeah, like how does it even translate to.

that? So so I had a dream recently of me in. this, um, it was a building and a bunch. of fast elevators. So I was getting in. the elevator and I had to go to a. certain floor and it would take me like. I was trying to get to floor like, uh, 40, but it would take me to like floor. 80. Like it would take me super fast. Like I hop in, I can't control, I'm. going boom, right? So I Googled it and I. looked at all of the meanings of what. elevator dreams could be. Okay. It's. crazy. So. they say if you have a dream about going.

in the elevator, specifically going up. floors, it means. reaching new heights and successes in. your life. Hey. And and so me passing a certain. floor I wanted to get at and going to a. next one I couldn't control Yeah. is me. being able to achieve higher things that. I I didn't even know I could control or. I couldn't even achieve. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. You know what. Is that that's all subconscious, right? sense because it's you know how it's. like sometimes, we talk about. manifestation, how you can put things in.

your dream, how you you literally go. with an intention to dream about. Mhm. And you dream about it. Exactly. So it's like. uh, probably like if you interview the. most creative people, the most rich. people, they're probably big day. dreamers. Probably. Probably. Cuz I day. dream bare, like like I just like most. of my days day dreaming about scenarios. in the future. Yeah. Yeah. And bro, I. think. why is there not studies and why is. there not more, I guess why is there no. content on on dreams to begin with? Uh,

yeah, cuz they don't want us to know. about that, fam. Cuz 100% we've all had. reoccurring dreams and some of us even. had dreams of similar landscapes and. dreams dreamscapes, that's what they. call it. So I don't know if you had a. dream like this, but a lot of people on. Reddit have a similar dream that I had. where it's it's pretty much this. it's like a pool room. Yeah. And. everywhere you walk, all the hallways, it's almost as if it's a pool. It's like. water super low, tiles everywhere.

You're just walking through like. different That's that's like the. backrooms. Yeah. It's kind of like backrooms, right? Now. what's weird, if we all have like a. reoccurring dream, how would we have that and is there any. significance to us being there? I don't. know. Yo, you know You know how they're. mapping out the DMT [ __ ] They should. just map out our dreams. Map out the dream world, right? But that. that takes a lot of people. That takes a. lot of people. But there was a website. that proves to me that all these other. people, like a lot of people in the. world, like how pigeons are are [ __ ].

bots. Yeah. People are actually bots, too. Cuz. there's there's some There was a video. he's like who said, "Do you see this. person in your dreams?" And it's a it's. a picture of a girl, right? And then, I recognize or recognize a bunch of. people on that website. Word. that were people. But the whole. website is. uh, AI generated people who mix and. master face and it's called and it's. called www.ido not exist.com. So all these people that you guys see in.

your dreams, you guys can go on the. website. If you see them, they're not. actually real. They don't exist. It's like AI generated. AI generated, just mashed. But it's. crazy cuz they're so realistic. they seem familiar. Yeah, exactly. So it's like that's. crazy. manifest people into our life, too. [ __ ]. Yeah. Yo, you know what's weird? I don't. know if this is. Yeah. I don't know how to say it, but. like there's certain people that they. look so similar to each other, not. necessarily like they're. I don't know how to explain it, bro. Oh, yo, are our twins Yeah, are twins.

glitches in the matrix? Twins? Yeah, so. if say you had a twin sister, was that a. glitch in the matrix? Cuz God said that. there everyone is supposed to be. different. A twin looks exactly the. same. Is that a glitch in the matrix? It. might be. It might be. No, but yo. Right? Cuz there should only be one of. everyone. Yo, you're just going to make. all the twins upset right now, fam. Ah, you're a glitch. No, but what about like quadruplets and. like Oh, that's a big glitch. triplets and stuff. That's a big glitch. Like they had they had to patch that. [ __ ] up.

They have to patch that No, but there's. still twins being born. Yeah, that's. true. Quadruplets is crazy. A glitch in the matrix is twins. That's. kind of [ __ ]. No, but I'm pretty sure Okay, look look. look. Are dog babies usually twins? Dog. babies? No, they're different. Think. about No, hold on. Think about it. Who Dog babies? Dogs. They They dogs look all the same, fam. So you're So you're saying that animals. are glitches. It makes sense. Pigeons. How How much do you think those are real. pigeons? No, they all look If If a dog gives.

birth right now, right? Yeah, they would look the same. They look the same. Bro, like it All of. them look the same, yes or no? Yeah, but. they would grow up to be like different. sizes and [ __ ] BUT LIKE. I DON'T KNOW. COME ON. DIFFERENT SIZES? LIKE THEY look the same, low-key. Yeah, they would look the same, but they would. grow up to be different. all dog babies are all puppies. twins or triplets or whatever? I guess some of them have like different. patches, too, though. But I'm talking. about the ones that. Yeah, those ones were were Would you. consider them. twins and triplets and and quadruplets? [ __ ] I don't even know. Cuz if they. have the same the same like.

color Color, yeah. the same like face. the same tail Then yeah, maybe maybe. Yeah, maybe. Are puppies Are puppies. like quadruplets and [ __ ] Probably. You. can say that for every animal, then. Oh, yeah, you could. Yeah, yeah, you could. Yeah. Bunnies Are all bunnies [ __ ] They're. all the same, fam. How do you think bunnies like tell. Yo, you know what? Bunnies look the. same. Like Yeah, how would How would you. know? I don't even know. Like put. yourself in a bunny's shoes. Like. imagine you're walking around, how would. you know that's your dad? Plot twist, yo. The simulation knows that bunnies,

squirrels, raccoons, that they're. they're all like not important, so they. make them all look the same. There's not too much of a difference. with them. Or. That's kind of crazy. That's crazy. Or it's giving us like, um, how oh, [ __ ] it's like a double. entendre. You know how bunnies look at. us like different people? Maybe like we. are all born the same, but we look different. Like to only in. our perspective, but maybe bunnies in. their world, they they know the. difference. You know, that bunny has.

[ __ ] You feel me? Like that bunny has. curly hair, but we can't see that [ __ ]. cuz it's only in their eyes. Yo, maybe. That. That That could be true, too. we're literally all like the same. No, I. don't think that's true cuz if there's. giants, like I'm going to know giants. There's no giants are not real. No, I'm. saying if if there's like Right now, if. if titans were a thing, right? And then. titans walking around, I would be able. to see like, "Oh, that titan looks. different from that titan. That titan. looks different from that titan." But. bunnies all look the same, fam. Yeah, that's true. Bunnies bunnies look LOOK. HERE, FLIES.

THE THE SIMULATION KNOWS that flies are. so unimportant that they make all the. flies look the same. I like why did they. make flies so like annoying, though? Like that's just Why why would they even. put flies in the universe? Like there's. no. How does that even fit into their. agenda? I actually don't know. Yeah. I. guess mhm. I need it to keep us away. from bad stuff. Like if something it's. if something's like not good, keep the the flies are there, we don't. want to stay away from it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Like it's like rotting. Flies are.

going to go on that [ __ ] Never mind. Let me not diss flies cuz everyone has a. purpose in the world. Yeah, you never know. Like Like dissing. flies, bro, they can hear you. Yeah, I. lie. What if What if flies can actually. hear us and then like we just don't know. that. We can't prove that. We can't. prove that they can't understand. English. Yeah, that's true. But. Yo, isn't that so true? We can't prove. that they don't understand English. I. don't know about that one. Cuz cuz if. you think about it, dogs can understand. English. I'm pretty sure squirrels can. understand English. Birds do 100%. remember when I said when. a dog.

can understand different languages. Yeah. So it's like if we had a fly in a. box and every day we would just tell. speak Spanish to it. Yeah, it probably. understands Spanish, right? If it's. like, "Yo, see." And then it would like. fly up. Yo, that's weird. if someone run that test or if there's. already test, let us know. Or Or plot. twist, they've already taken advantage. of bugs, bro. They already trained bugs, fam. We just don't know. Like low-key, THE FLY IN YOUR ROOM is. probably a. On some Alexa [ __ ] So instead of having. Alexa in your room hearing all your [ __ ].

you're talking about, you just put a fly. in there, bro. Stop. Microchips are. getting small Did you know there's. microchips that are the size of a grain. of salt? That's crazy. Yeah, right now. They already made it. They made it in. like 2008. [ __ ] Microchips the size of a a salt. grain. See, now what if they start. putting that [ __ ] in rice? And then now. a lot of rice. of rice. All the Filipinos are going to. be controlled, FAM. DAMN. LIKE THAT'S their next THING. LIKE THEY. JUST put it in rice, fam. Do you control. Filipinos though? Cuz Philip No, listen.

Listen. Cuz Philip You knows, I feel. like we're everywhere. Yeah, we're we're We are everywhere, still. Yo. Don't say that. They're not going to. What What the [ __ ] I don't want to be. controlled. No, like like I'm just saying like if. you can control If you can control. Filipinos, fam, you control the. hospital. It's so true, though. It's so true, fam. This guy said you control the hospital. No. Dead ass. Yeah, I know. You control uh.

what else? Dog, you control You can You. can literally control Scarborough. Stop. Stop. No, we're just getting stereotypes. I think that's where we ended off, man. No, but look look look. Yeah. I feel. like Filipinos, too, if if if we control. Filipinos cuz we're so prideful. Yeah, it's just going to be everywhere, still. Yeah, I know. We are super prideful. I That just flew over my head. I can't. believe you said that. We control the. hospitals. You didn't get it? No, I did.

I did. That's why I just It just finally. set in. [ __ ] I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, you know what I was going to. say? What? Why Why isn't there a. I feel like I feel like once a once a a. rapper. Okay. Yeah. Lil Tecca, right? Remember. how Lil Tecca exploded into fame? Do you. know how he did? Yeah, how? He was by dissing Toronto. By. dissing Toronto, right? And then and. then he made all the Torontonians end up. knowing who he is or at least the people. that are on those social media sites. And then we kind of gave him his first. million listeners, blah blah. Now.

what if there's a rapper or there's like. a celebrity influencer, whatever, that. specifically targets niches of. populations? Ooh. Right? Think about it. Think about it. Yeah. And then doing the same thing that. they all know about them just because. they're so cuz I feel like Torontonians. are pretty prideful of them. For sure. They're really like. we we really hold onto our culture. Now, if you do that to another niche of. people Yeah. Do you think it would have. the same effect? It could. No. No,

people are going to get the wrong idea. cuz then they're going to just literally. just do the Tecca way. They're going to. They're going to insult Oh, we're in. here. We're way better than you. Yeah, cuz that that I swear that goes on. every day. It's like Oh, a person from. Chicago going to diss a person from New. York. Then that that's where beef comes, you know? But yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I. agree. It usually It usually happens. within the city. But when That makes. sense, though. What if you diss another. Like across the world, right? you get more popular. That makes sense, though. That makes sense. But what would be the. best.

niche of people to to Oh, to to Yeah. China. I don't want smoke with China, fam. No. No, I'm saying in in a in a. scenario Like in a scenario in a. scenario. Okay. Okay. Okay. What? I'm. just going to say [ __ ] CHINA? LIKE WHAT. THE [ __ ] NO. Like if a rapper if a rapper torments. like China, oh my goodness. You know how. prideful they are there? And they have. everyone. stick. John Cena. John Cena speaks uh. Cantonese. You know what I've I've been. seeing all this. how John Cena single-handedly changed. the pronunciation of ice cream in China?

Really? So he's like he's like he's like. saying all these Chinese words. He's. like bing chilling. So so so bing chill. So everyone's saying bing chilling as as. ice cream, right? And. Chinese people are going on the TikToks. Like it's pronounced bin Wait, how did. he say it? Like they forgot the the. pronunciation. John Cena's gone so so famous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's everywhere. So everyone's saying bing chilling. WAIT, HE MADE A MANDELA EFFECT?

THIS GUY MADE A REAL LIFE MANDELA. EFFECT. YO, NO Chinese It's crazy. And then they. forgot how to say it. Cuz cuz I think. it's called pronounced binjiling. Oh. But but John Cena SAID BING CHILLING. BUT IT'S SO it's so like recognizable. and it processes in your brain, right? Like that guy literally like got stuck. He's like, [ __ ] how do I say it again? Yeah. Yo, I'm telling you once the Who knows? Who knows if they if they already did. it? But once people start taking. advantage of like optical illusion and. and like brain games and brain things.

that puzzle our head, it's wraps, fam. Knock on wood. But but but I remember. walking through. when we were at when we at the Toronto. Christmas Market, I know we saw that. sign that said Sniffany and Co. In my. brain in my brain it said Tiffany and. Co. Just because I'm so It's It's not. Tiffany and Co? It was Sniffany. It was. like a pet store. What? But when you. when we walked by it in my head it. processed as Tiffany cuz it looked so. familiar and it like played with my. brain. I've never heard of Sniffany,

fam. No. No. No. No. It is Tiffany, but. but the the sign we passed by I even. pointed it out. Yeah, but we thought it. was Tiffany, remember? What? That's. wild. So I'm telling you if they start. playing with their Yeah. Unless they. already have. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. But you know I I knew it was bad. when they when I seen the picture of all. you guys and there was a Dior just. randomly on the Christmas tree. Oh, yeah. Why Why is there Dior logo. on a Christmas tree? Like why why is. that Why is there advertising on luxury.

brands? Cuz they're smart, bro. Cuz they're. smart, fam. Everyone's going to be there, yeah. Yeah, everybody's going to be there. You. put Dior a Like if you put if you put. any like high fashion symbol there, people are going to flock and like, whoa, interesting. And then now they're. going to remember that Christmas with. Dior because Okay, for the people that. don't know Toronto Christmas Market this. year was sponsored by Dior or even. organized by Dior. That's a great move. That's a great move cuz everything's. Dior Dior. Yeah, and we're walking. around and they're giving out like. samples of Dior Sauvage and [ __ ] But. it's crazy cuz something like that gets.

you talking, too. Like, damn, they. really took over this spot. Put that perfume on you, what does that. remind you of? The good times that you. had at Christmas Market. Now that's. engraved in your brain. Exactly. And then you put that that. perfume on or that cologne on, you walk. around like, oh, you smell good. What is. that? Oh, I got it at Oh, what is it? Dior. Yeah, I got it at the Christmas. Market, blah blah. They go there, boom, they get some, too. And then this this. just keeps going. It spreads like a. virus, you feel me? See, Christmas time. coming, man. The red heart do not go. under that [ __ ] Remember that.

Unless you want to be locked in forever. still to this day, fam, I still to this. day believe in that theory. The red. heart at the Toronto Christmas. at the Toronto Christmas Market, if you. guys take a picture there and you post a. pic on your Instagram, you're locking. yourself in. to a relationship the rest of your life. It's too young. Okay. It's literally a soul bond. It's. witchcraft. Like y'all y'all will be stuck together. forever. I don't believe in numerology. I do it astrology, but I believe in that. red heart. Believe in that red heart at. the Toronto Christmas Market. Trust me, that might be the only thing that's.

that's real. That's facts. But if you. really love the shorty, take her there, take a picture, you feel me? Yeah. All. right. Thank you everyone for watching this. episode of Jumpers Zone Podcast. Make. sure to comment, like, subscribe, all. that good stuff. Make sure to download. our episodes on Spotify, Apple, all. those streaming services. And yeah, if. you guys want to listen to our audio. versions, literally go check us out on. Spotify. Play us out if you want to go. work, if you want to go work out. You. can listen to us on your headphones. anywhere you want, bro. And yeah, Jumpers Zone out. Deuces.