MOST DANGEROUS KIDS TOYS, BLUE BABY GHOST GAME & CAT IN THE HAT THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.72

[Music]. once you get a blue check it's raps it's. a different world getting a blue check. yes do you think getting a blue check is. is bigger than having a lamborghini. low-key it might be. in this generation because everything's. all social media clout and fame yeah. this oh my goodness do you think okay do. you think having like luxurious [ __ ]. doesn't even compare to cloud luxurious.

[ __ ] because in a sense cloud is power. right yeah no because you can convince. people that you have this luxurious [ __ ]. even though you don't have it even. though you're right remember there's a. picture where so it says like social. media doesn't show you anything but. there's a flash and a guy showing his. balenciaga shoes yeah but everything. around him is like a dusty ass house oh. [ __ ] that doesn't that's kind of like. techa if you think about it remember in. his interview all he did was talk about. like oh driving all these cars i don't. even drive. shooting all these guns.

you guys know facts talking about all. these [ __ ] yeah oh i have a. girlfriend yeah exactly no but like. sometimes you gotta fake it till you. make it like who's one of the biggest. like not you can just say even me. remember before i was writing fake bb. belt fake off white pants yeah and then. now they know me for fashion like i. didn't have that so you think you think. you should fake it till you make it. there's nothing wrong with it there's. nothing wrong. you don't you have to. but there's nothing wrong with it if if. you're a rapper and you want to please. the crowds get a chain get like a fake.

chain be like oh [ __ ] he has a chain he. must be doing something imma go to their. page do you think every single artist. then. it might be every single artist you. think every single artist at some point. like fake something to make it oh for. sure have you to fake something to make. it i don't i don't know really fake. something i don't know i don't know if i. would never faked i mean uh this this. whole studio people think we have oh we. have a big yeah people think we have a. place to go this is this is literally my. bedroom. but we tell you guys all the time yeah. we tell you we can't even upgrade the. chair like everyone says that but like. you know we can't it's easily it's going.

to touch it's going to touch a bed if i. move like that's all i can move through. you feel me i can't do big motions. that's true so do you think the fact of. being small or the fact of having that. like relatability yeah pleases on a. different level yes because there's two. sides right there's one side it's like. you can you can appeal to the people. that are chasing bags chasing money show. them luxurious [ __ ] or you can show them. the humble side but your day ones the. one that knew you from like this room. won't ride for us as hard when oh maybe.

you guys get a big studio you guys are. changing up now right it's like oh you. changed on us you're you're you want to. impress new viewers they kind of forgot. about us like we will never forget you. guys yeah oh geez honestly i don't even. want to like that's why i'm saying yeah. like this is this is nice yeah exactly i. don't i don't care about having no big. plays other than that because at the end. of the day is just content right exactly. i know that's what i said and um but i i. think i told this story before but. barton geo yeah when they upgraded from. their like little studio to like a two.

million dollar studio the views went. down and bart says that was one of the. most like dumbest ideas that he's ever. had really because he spent all that. money yeah and the content wasn't. getting any better it was a regular. content that they could shoot at the. studio that they were with. so what's the point right yeah what's. the point there i think i think what you. want to do if you're like trying to. evolve different content i think you. just got to switch stuff up or you got. to like find a way to evolve it yeah in. a different sense rather than just like. looks yeah so so you agree with like um. if it's not broken don't fix it but you.

can always evolve damn i don't know why. well what do you think you think you. shouldn't fix it if it's not broke yes. for sure a hundred and i can i can. relate it to basketball like you go on. damn but i'm a futurist though i'm like. always i'm always like how can i upgrade. how can i upgrade it. but for this at least for this at least. i'm not thinking about that yet just. because we don't want to be spending on. that. yeah i feel like though there's a. certain time where you have to do change. it up but like for right now what we're.

doing right now we can't fix like if. it's not broken don't fix the theories. ghost stories everything we have to. stick with that like that's our name no. no because that's what i'm saying we can. we can evolve it in that sense yeah of. like how to move the conversation. exactly but rather than rather than just. like the looks and all the yeah i mean. all the mechanisms and the [ __ ] yeah. we don't we don't have to. but i think for me whenever i look at. anything whether it be like uh something. i own. like let's say i had a toy or whatever. i get bored of a toy i'm not gonna cap. true if i had if i had a toy for like.

over a year when i was a kid i got bored. of it me too yeah so do you do you stick. to if it ain't broke don't fix or does. it does it depend on the certain thing. you're using it always depends it. depends yeah cause like with this stuff. they can go 100 episodes with just us. too but maybe in the future. okay i'm gonna give you a question yeah. do you think we can do us two for like a. thousand episodes yeah and people will. still watch 100 damn 100 you don't think. so no what you don't think so no we're. like the same content just us too no. yeah i think so no i don't i don't.

believe it you don't believe that. there's gonna be a point where people. are gonna be like because everyone's. already asking for a three-person. podcast right and i i know right now it. is not the time to do a three person. yeah it's perfect but i'm saying like. 500 that's a lot already like you don't. think people would get bored like that's. when i i was like okay let's evolve this. and we're still here at the same time. but listen listen listen same thumbnail. save everything nothing has changed this. is why i'm always telling you [ __ ] like. you should have other stuff outside of. the podcast fam that's why i made can't.

tell me podcast so i can do those stuff. okay then you doubt it then that's just. you saying your daddy no i'm not. doubting it listen listen okay if if. that's the only content they get out of. us. then it gets boring but if there's other. if there's other things like let's say. let's say i have vlogs let's say i have. the other podcasts with different people. plus i have like i don't know some. streaming whatever you want to do you. stream whatever. oxford's content whatever yeah right. then they have more of like a catalog. but it's still carlos and gabby yummy. okay i kind of get that so so you date.

cause look look maybe one day i don't. want to watch that episode one day i. want to watch something else but it's. still carlos gavin whatever i know yeah. i think ahead bro futurism right i know. that's good because all my friends are. very successful in what they do yeah so. it's good that i stick with them because. if i didn't have you guys then i would. probably be lazy because. no for sure because it's like if you. hang around lazy people you're gonna get. lazy true like in in general i'm like. i'm more work smart than work hard oh. for sure. if you're working smart half the time.

you're not doing nothing you're trying. you're trying to find a ways to finesse. it yeah right like i barely picked up my. notebooks for school and i'm still. getting high-ass grades just because. it's online not cheating. i'm not cheating. if my professor allegedly yes. if my professor see this i sort of got. him studying. yeah you got to be careful about that. stuff that's that's one thing about. podcasting it's so dope because you have. a voice but you got to be careful who's. watching damn sometimes i forget maybe i. say something and then somebody like.

that knew me before yeah. comes by and i'm telling a story about. it. i've actually gotten i've actually got a. dm from uh from a really old friend yeah. oh you told the stargazing story i'm. like what oh. yo. do you think it's weird though or is it. whatever now for me. it's whatever it is like whatever but. before i was like i kind of was picky of. what i like said on the podcast but now. i think i'm at the comfortable level.

where it's like the homies so like yeah. i can say whatever are you comfortable. with your own voice now like hearing. your own voice or not ah. it's iffy is iffy yeah i'm getting i'm. getting used to it yeah because i know i. know a lot of youtubers actually uh-huh. that they'll tell me yo i still don't. like my own voice i'm like really who. said that like like my my uh. you know sabrina crew shout out to your. cruise one time. yeah. she has like nice she has like a nice. like youtuber voice though yeah yeah but. i think i think it's just like the.

the idea because look you know you know. you know how like sometimes when you. heard your voice on camera and then you. hear it later and it sounds like uh what. the [ __ ] is that yeah you get you get. like insecure about it the reason that. is is just because we hear it through a. different like peripheral okay so if you. actually want to hear what your voice. sounds like without like the camera go. on snapchat record and listen to it no. not just that okay you can go like this. and you'll be able to hear yourself like. hold on. you're going to hear yourself in a. different perspective hello hello it.

sounds different oh [ __ ] it does right. whoa because i always i always thought. my voice was really like squeaky but. when i did that it's not yeah so it. gives you a better a better sense of. what you sound like yeah you know what's. really mind-blowing too like we see our. noses are pointed out but we never see. our nose when we like look down what do. you mean that was like a high moment i. had you never i do see my nose you do. when you look. no like our nose is like pointy and like. right in the middle of our face but. whenever we like look down and [ __ ] like. we never see our nose i can see my nose. right now he's talking about no you. can't yes i can i can see my nose.

okay but like. this guy's high no no it's like a thing. like people people won't like see their. notes always it's when you don't notice. it yeah when you because i don't notice. my nose i don't understand my nose. either but i see it if i try to see it. yeah that's what i was trying to get to. oh okay okay okay yeah but you know um. this is what i used to do i used to. think i was like some next uh what's. that thing when you can move your mind. you can move stuff with your mind oh um. tele telekinesis teleconnect yo when i. was a kid i thought it was telekinetic. because i used to put my my my fingers.

like this like a circle right and he. used to look through one eye i looked to. the other i'm like i moved you. it's just my eyes i had that with like. bottles or objects in my face yeah i had. this like really weird moment i remember. this was yesterday so i was on the bus i. think it was just because i was sleep. deprived but there was um end of a bus. where it's like dusty and has all like. the crumb like the end of the bar so you. mean like i guess like the floor yeah. and it has like a pattern. right so i focused so much on the. pattern that it started moving like oh. no that happens okay okay.

i was like what the [ __ ]. yo when i look at like a popcorn ceiling. too yeah that [ __ ] happens to me okay. why is that though a lot yeah why is. that i don't know i'm not sure that's. weird but but i think oh you know you. know why because i noticed sometimes. when i like let's say you're running on. treadmill okay or let's say. let's say you're on a long drive and. you're looking at something moving for a. long time right the motion the motion.

and then when i look at something away. from it it looks like the motion's still. there yeah just because your your brain. is like trying to keep up yeah have you. ever been in those situations when. you're in in big traffic in a hot summer. day and then you look out like on the. sides of the car when you see the mirage. and [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah or whatever that. is yeah it's actually a study where you. can't take your phone out or if if you. take your phone out for too long your. phone will explode why why you have the. windows down because i think that's like. really bad gas coming out of the car's. end like tank oh that's why on a hot.

summer day combined with the heat it'll. make like electronics like function. different blow up yeah oh [ __ ] but i'm. pretty sure too because you hear those. stories before in like cartoons yeah. where they'd have like a mirage and. they're in the desert alone and then. they can see like oh there's water. there's something there do you think. that's just hallucination or is that. actually. something you see no i think that's. hallucination it's just hallucination. for sure if you're so thirsty in a. desert fam i'm hallucinating like. everything yo i wonder what that feels.

like man haven't you had that though oh. like like just sleep just off sleep. though hallucination like that remember. you you're like when i'm sick i see. dwarves like what kind of. no no no no no no no no no i was seeing. i was seeing like robbers and [ __ ] in my. eyes. not dwarves. though no no i hallucinated like that in. a sense but i never hallucinated where. i'm like interact actually no i have. never mind never mind i think it's the. same i'm telling you it's all the same. yeah it's like paint because when i was. um i slept in my room after i painted my.

room yeah and you smelt it and i smelled. this so much and that [ __ ] was like oh. that's really bad yeah i'm pretty sure. that can give you like hands and stuff. oh yeah for sure. no i wasn't pointing at that i was. pointing at this because um there was. actually a thing where it's like the. most dangerous product in the world what. is it and it was actually a card game a. card game yeah most ninja project how so. it was a hannah montana card game right. and wait and this is the the prediction. one i think so why you had it yo. no i was that i was at value village i.

saw it no yeah i was gonna pick it up. okay i heard about it before that okay. so this that's one of the most dangerous. products in the world so listen they. tested it it's all about the show and. predictions right yeah so they took it. to a lab and they tested it for the. amount of lead oh [ __ ] and turns out the. card game was 75 percent higher than. industry standard oh [ __ ] yeah and it. was the paint yeah exactly and it wasn't. just the card game they took like the. hannah montana lunch boxes and all the. hannah montana products yeah all tested. higher than the industry standard yo.

hannah montano. and fam that was for kids yeah that's. all for kids exactly i'm pretty sure the. shrek cups at mcdonald's or something. too really yeah the shrek cups at. mcdonald's because they had like a. special um it was like st patrick's. green yeah and that green dye supposedly. hurt people's like immune system really. yeah they recalled it all all of it yeah. so if you find it it's actually worth. money because it's so rare okay but why. would you want it though because if. you're smashing no because it's part of. history oh yeah it's hard to see like yo.

that happened one day that happened one. day no that's scary though cause you. don't know if if you're smelling. something bad just playing a card game. my my auto shop teacher actually told me. a story before oh yeah so his mom she. had like this uh it's like a mitt like a. oven mitt and it can withstand as much. flame as you put it to you you can. literally put a flamethrower on it and. will be fire resistant right. but the main ingredient in it yeah was. asbestos what's that stump sometimes so. it's asbestos is what they used to use. in like really old houses for insulation.

and they also use it in some products. yeah but. asbestos is actually very cancerous oh. [ __ ] it's cancerous and there's so many. stories yo um so. one one typical story you'd hear is like. asbestos from the ceiling yeah yeah did. you know in nicki minaj's verse on on. bedrock yeah wait was it bedrock yeah it. was bedrock. yeah yeah nicki minaj said coming off. the top asbestos. yeah yeah so coming off the top as best.

is slowly saying like the best but. coming off the top. asbestos falling down yeah. that's a hard answer. what do you think is the most outrageous. outrageous bar you've heard i i know. drake has a crazy one too oh try to. think of that oh like a good bar no it's. like it's like oh i don't know where bar. like why you got to say that oh no ye. has a crazy one what do you say what do. you say oh [ __ ] hold on it's like it's. like uh. oh it's bob [ __ ] hold on she has a fat. ass bob the builder or something like.

that. bob the builder b-o-b big old booty oh. you have to break that one down slow it. down. okay wait trying to i'm trying to see. the drake one it's on forever. let me let me check i know it's. something it's something like why'd you. say that. i'm gonna spit the whole thing for you. never mind this is you're saying this is. the craziest part it's not a crazy bar. but but it's like a typical one like. okay okay you know how he said swimming. in the money come and find me nemo okay. right if i was at the club you know why.

bald. chemo. chemo chemotherapy oh yeah yeah. yeah that's it. that's been way crazy yeah there's. probably crazy ones there's probably. crazy ones let me think of one hold on. yeah because i know that okay actually. let's switch it up you know who has. crazy bars but like are just you can use. as all captions baby tron do you know. babytron who's that remember the guy i. played in the car who switches beats. like oh yeah yeah yeah song switches. beats he has the craziest like is he. popular like that yes yeah his name is. wally said good pipe make a girl to to.

good wife. good morning wood i just need a termite. i know the craziest one ever. and we all sing it like it's nothing. yeah this is 100 the craziest rap lyric. we all ever heard okay well we just like. allowed it okay and if i just bleach. your [ __ ] and i get bleach on my. t-shirt i'm gonna feel like an [ __ ]. oh my god.

yo we're singing that everywhere bro. kanye was crazy we're seeing. and that was that was all too so we were. saying that as a kid as kids yeah that. came out like 2013 bro so we're like. yo i think okay this is my theory i. think the moment nicki minaj dropped. anaconda that's when everything got. sexualized for sure for sure everything. i'm not gonna lie i was a little kid. horny as hell just because that music. video because. i could get off but with that music.

video. did you not don't lie don't lie i didn't. watch it like that come on man come on. i'm not gonna lie to you i i think i. think my favorite one was on miley cyrus. no no. miley cyrus wrecking ball. that was i never watched that i was like. i didn't watch it like that any miley. cyrus video when she had the blonde i. wish she went crazy when she had the. blonde hair i tell you all the kids like. two thousand kids yeah yeah. you guys definitely got hard off that. [ __ ] she that was when she was really. trying to like. go off yeah she's trying to change her.

whole working her whole audience yup. yeah i think um what was it. oh it was wrecking ball yeah. that was wrecking that was wrecking ball. that was the one that made headlines yes. yes that was a big one and then she had. another one uh she was oh 23. oh yeah. yeah 23 when she was like all high on. purpose. yeah that was oh no. this is i know you remember this one um. [ __ ]. which one which one it was. [ __ ] i forgot it.

everybody was like so horny off of was. it ariana grande no it was like tiger it. was tiger it was tiger song oh it was. bedrock no no hold on i actually have to. search this up tiger it was a really. sexual one like with the party and all. the girls that's bedrock hold on is it. not bedrock no no no no no hold on hold. on no i forgot what this is. was it miley cyrus no it was tiger it. was tiger but it was like um i'll search. it up later i'll put the song in yeah. but it was the music video where tyga. came and was went into a castle yeah and. then she had like a party with naked.

girls. you don't remember was it rack city rack. city. i think it was that i mean i think it. was relaxing yeah i know yours was so. like that [ __ ] was so sexual for him do. you think that pushed our whole. generation to be who we are yes like all. of those things combined fast yes i. think i think that was the agenda. because it all came out at that time. oh and it's still pushing it's still. pushing everything true do you think do. you think that was all a ploy to sell us. porn oh. are they in cahoots.

the handshake. we got you guys if you got this. [ __ ] if you think about it no but that. doesn't make sense because the poor and. the porn um you know the dvds when you. went in and sold they stopped like now. everything's online what if in. preparation for that because it's like. timing yeah maybe it's like oh you guys. you guys um. are not getting any business let's just. move everything digital now let's make. pornographic videos like movies and. that's going to push it to now we have. only fans everything's digital like you. can um [ __ ] like that you know what's.

crazy to me what books never like went. out of never got outdated yeah that's. true have you have you backed that yeah. because we have we have movies we have. television we have like digital media. but books are still around yeah maybe. that's a sign like everything you need. is in books and which is true but like. people are not going to read that is. that kind of crazy though yeah like for. example like film cameras polaroids. whatever we have digital we were like to. hell with with film it's just like rt. [ __ ] yeah that asks but books it's like. we still keep it at the same i mean even.

though there's digital yeah and we're. still printing like millions and. millions of books true why is that i. actually don't know do you think do you. think they get it like uh i don't know. bro that's really weird to me i i just. don't think it can go outdated you don't. think you can go outside what if. technology fails. then we have nothing true we can always. fall back on books because it doesn't. doesn't like ripper destroying [ __ ] i. mean you can rip it and destroy book but. it's like i don't know no that's weird. to me no that blows my mind though that. blows my mind how that's one thing that. we still use today is like paper and. books yeah and we're always talking.

about like oh ecocentric yeah we still. got books around exactly e-books we have. e-books and everything that's weird to. me yeah yeah what's your favorite book. you read in high school oh the outsider. probably oh the outside is my favorite. because that's my favorite all the time. because that was like gang gang gang. like yeah yeah. like the little kids. when we went out to recess we're like oh. we're playing like kick the characters. and she's like no i want to be soda pops. i used to i used to i bought like a a. leather jacket like a black leather. jacket yeah like right after i finished. the book i'm like yeah i'm dripping with.

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did you know. catcher in the rye okay there's a theory. that it might be a trigger for assassins. what so take the same brother. so catch catcher in the rye right yeah. yeah it's actually connected to two. murders very historic murders okay in uh. in history yeah in u.s history pretty. much right okay so the first one john. lennon no so john lennon he was murdered. in front of a hotel i believed and. this murder this guy that killed him. yeah the police asked him like.

why why did you do this why did you do. this why did you want to do this yeah. yeah he said everything you need to know. is in the book catcher in the rye what. yeah so. everybody's puzzled like why can't. you're not why catching the right right. now another another murder actually i. think was an attempted murder for the. president of the time ronald reagan. so somebody tried to kill him okay and. when they caught him yeah he said the. exact same thing yeah what you need to. know is in the catcher in the rye holy. smokes hello my face is itchy.

this guy's fiending. [Laughter]. [Laughter]. i okay so um i think professors in. universities they try to study like what. could have triggered them to cause that. right yeah so if you look into it. catcher in the rye it's almost as if it.

was written to make people hate so. throughout the book throughout the book. the main character holden yeah he's. talking about oh this person's a phony. this person is a phony i should shoot. them this person is the phone so it's. almost like a brainwashing throughout. the whole book it's i hate on society. it's a hate on people it's a hate on. just life okay so there's one really. really like scary line in the book. it's like i wear this hat all the time. and it was just red hunting out right. it's my shooting at i shoot people with.

this hat oh no so at the end of the book. right he has this um he has this. realization like i'm gonna be the. catcher in the rye and what that is is. the one to save the kids in the rye like. looking for people that get lost right. and there's this whole idea of it that. even though he's a villain in some. people's eyes okay he thinks he's the. hero by by helping the lost yeah yeah. and helping the lost and so these. murderers and these like people that. have those thoughts in their head if. they read that book they're gonna just. because they're more likely.

to do a murder what the [ __ ]. [Music]. then why did oh you brought it back yeah. bro [ __ ] but then then why do we why do. we. why do we like the english teachers give. us that then i think it's just um but. you notice how english teachers they. love literature where it's like oh death. it's strategy yeah tell me why all the. books we learn. romeo and juliet tragedy macbeth tragedy. outsiders there's tragedy tragedy. there's always killing there's always. something yeah but i think what it is.

it's it's almost like there's a poetic. there's a poetic feel there's something. romanticized about like violence right. [ __ ] i don't know you think that's the. original like um. i guess dilemma or the original like. like plot problem yeah because a lot. happens around murders uh leading up to. a murder what happens after murder what. the repercussions are the family that's. affected true maybe that's why murders. are always so prominent in books what do. you think i feel like that that gives. people the chance oh no i don't want to. say that no.

yo did you know actually the joker. uh-huh so when the joker first came out. okay it was um. i think they debuted in tiff in toronto. yeah right and they had police. border the whole area for the joker you. know why why because there was. initiative it was on reddit or 4chan or. something one of those underground. forums take it over no so the joker yeah. right is connected to the in-cell. community no yeah so you know insults. are like like people involuntary. celibate so they can't like get played.

they can't get [ __ ] right so. there was actually a terrorist attack no. there's a terrorist attack before the. joker led by the incel group this like. extremist group and that was the one you. heard about it they drove a truck down. the street and then and killed yeah. killed all the pedestrians right yeah so. there was like plans in toronto to. attack the joker movie because the joker. do you remember at the end scene like. society doesn't care about people like. me i know and then all of these incels.

they took it as like. yo this is our guy this is our guy i. know movies have such because no that. aspect like when i watch the joker i. feel like a demon yeah yeah. it's dark exactly no movies and like. books in general have a big influence on. us like you go out of batman watching. the batman and. every time you're like you you feel it. yeah you're just like something. did you hear the story about how uh. kevin hart's mom and they had didn't.

have money to pay the rent bills and. then this is what kevin's heart mom said. well kevin kevin was like mom like can. you can you give me some money for the. bills like the rent is due like i have. no money yeah and then uh kevin tar's. mom was like did you read the bible yet. and then. kevin's like my mom like don't worry. about the bible i'll read that [ __ ]. later like i need money next day comes. mom i still need that money did you read. the bible yet he's like mom what the. [ __ ] i don't like i'll read that oh i. know where this is going he opens the. bible like once the the the time comes. yeah and all the money is there and then.

kevin started celebrating he's like. his mom asked and he's like he's like. did you read the bible no but i got my. rent money. but everything he needed was in that. book yeah yeah yeah. yeah my eyes are bad lately bro i just. got i just got prescriptions fam i had. this conversation with josh right okay. would you rather have like color. blindness where you couldn't see color. or no taste oh. colorblindness colorblindness i have to. taste something fam rather than rather.

than sight no no you can still see but. no no no you can't you can only see. black and white yeah that's fine just. black and white like no color totally. fine as long as i'm seeing what i'm. living and i have taste that's that's. good with me with taste over color would. you take color i would take color in it. what i would take color in the instant. fam there's i think there's stuff to. give you like sunglasses to give you. like stuff back like no no you can't you. like you specifically can't see it's. only black and white no like there's no. no that's cheating that's cheating you. can only you can only see.

color i mean no color still you still. choose taste overall yeah cause if you. said blindness completely i'm taking my. my eyes but i can still see i just miss. out on some color nah that i'm totally. fine with that but taste is such an. important thing because like dead-ass. when men's were having covet they're. like yo that's what like i [ __ ] was. depressed because i couldn't taste. anything oh. really but if i can see something i'm. blessed i feel like you'll be more. depressed though. going back to movies and stuff right. like when you watch a movie in black and. white yeah isn't it gloomy what isn't it. gloomy it gives you off that like noir.

feeling yummy yeah but so doc if you. don't see color you can't really play. video games like that you can't really. enjoy movies like that and you will. never be able to see like sunsets. rainbows all of that stuff nah but taste. is different bro my taste is like in. your body i can as long as i can see my. loved ones it doesn't matter what kind. of color i see bro as long as i can see. them i'm blessed nah bro oh bro trust me. like your taste is way more important. than seeing some type of color you. should i think you take it for granted.

spell i think you take for granted no we. do. no compared to taste i feel like taste. taste is overrated. no. tastes overrated because because. if i didn't have taste i said this on. the other podcast or josh too if i if i. didn't have food i would eat healthy. oh. i'd be a vegan i'd be vegan no. that makes no sense you're not going to. enjoy the the beautiful pastries of life. the beautiful foods of life you're just. going to eat nothing like that what's. talking about i'm eating healthy.

i'm eating healthy fats trust me trust. me listen listen listen you eat healthy. you become you become a vegan you'll. feel like super super powerful pleasure. a top simple pleasure in everyone's life. is going out for dinner with family. you're not gonna enjoy that yo yeah you. listen listen listen i'll see color. though i'll see color you're taking away. your color bro oh no no no this can go. on. all you hear is like the intro for for. you can't tell me you can't tell me you. can't do art no more what can't do art. no more you don't have color my art will. be 10 times better just because i are. you insane you can't see color no listen.

you can't differentiate pink from from. light green that's why it's gonna be. sick i'm just gonna have a paint bucket. and it's gonna be random colors what you. can sell that for a million dollars. because it's not the most trash art i've. ever seen bro it's only the most trash. no it's not no it's yes it is. because it'll turn out different from. regular art so my skies will be purple. my land will be blue you feel but you're. going to miss what's going on.

you can have the ugliest colors mixed. together bro you're gonna have like red. and then and then yellow over here and. then browner beside it do you see that. one where it's like a painter is. painting a picture in red light so all. he sees is like you can't see the oh. yeah yeah i see that it comes out so. fire everyone's no but he's an artist. he's used to that. and and going going back to it look look. let's say let's say you want to go out. and just enjoy nature yeah it's just. gonna be black and white bro it's gonna. be rainy every day for you for us as. long as i see trees am i i'm telling you.

you're going to see trees but it's in. black and white you're not going to see. green normally i'm such a positive. person that i don't even need color. you're insane. i think color 100 okay yeah we can. continue this a lot when i feature on. your other podcast. no no i pick color. i don't think i don't think there's. anything that can beat that no there's a. lot there's a lot i think smells. overrated though okay it smells kind of. overrated it smells kind of overrated. but but here i think the most too. important is taste and hearing for me. decent hearing sites. science is the most important okay yeah.

it's ideas too but like since he was. colorblind i can still see that's why. it's not a big deal maybe touch i feel. like touch yeah touch is crazy you're. not gonna get no pleasure no more yeah. how are you gonna do it that was no that. was sad that was just sad bro you know. those guys online who know how to like. bust without their hands they're like. what the [ __ ] what's up this guy's for. you page bro but like they have such. crazy imaginations that they can just.

you guys going dragon. [Music]. have you seen that kid have you seen. that kid that thought he was a super. saiyan what you only seen that video oh. my god i have to live every year. oh my goodness so there's this kid this. is a viral video growing up in. elementary school okay he thought he was. a super saiyan oh my god this is so you. haven't seen this.

you've seen this kid listen he's so he's. dead ass listen um. this is something that's been on my. heart for a long time. why is he so serious i wanted to be in. life as a super saiyan. no this isn't a joke though. so so he pretty much says okay i'm gonna. try and and go into super state super. saiyan mode right holy smokes i watch. him go. he puts on the music too.

i've seen edits. oh.

this is young josh. this is young josh. that's gavin that's gavin actually saw. that tick tock. tick tock with the. with the mind busting you know what the. you know was very nostalgic and one of. the best games i played on the ds was a. naruto game i'm editing. which game which game um you know the. one where it's like they run up and then. like you have to collect the the ninja. stars in the it was really oh i think i. played that before yeah actually i. forgot the game but i never watched. naruto when i i was like a little boy.

yeah but i always loved that game. you know yeah did you get into anime. after that or not no i did it which is. surprising i'm surprised because usually. uh it's an asian thing you know yeah. it's usually an asian thing but you see. like all cultures love anime did you. know there's like stages of like asians. and how we grow up so stage a is like um. when we have the weird glasses and we. have all the clothes that are passed. down on us yeah like this one we're very. small stage b is like our awkward phase. we have oh i heard yeah going through. like the weird hairstyles and then these.

like stage c is like we're getting there. everybody starts working out yeah yeah. yeah stage d is like when all the the k. dramas all the asian influences finally. come up on us like rap and then we go. our certain ways. some turn out very asian with kdramas. some whitewashed oh that's kind of true. it is no it is dude i don't know i don't. know if ah actually. white washing asian is a real thing it. is it is damn and that happens from for. a lot of people who are born like in. canada yeah yeah is crazy rich asians. whitewashed crazy would you know that.

movie is that whitewashed oh. i don't think so because it was written. by by asian people so i mean. oh wait but it feels a little bit i'm. not gonna lie to you it feels a little i. think the plot does because it's the. story about uh asian marrying a richer. yeah usually the richard is a white guy. yeah. we got it. yeah yo that's actually so true listen. whenever whenever you you probably have. an aunt that's with a rich white guy. don't you yeah exactly yeah exactly. i have the same one that's like every.

fill i feel like i feel like some. now okay i'm not gonna say that. but like some people some people go to. go to philippines and go to find like a. filipino wife yeah. i think some people just do that yeah i. mean yeah is that weird do you think. that's weird it is fetishizing it is. super weird fantasizing in general is. super weird have you ever met like a. boyfriend or girlfriend of a family. remember you didn't like the vibe wasn't. right when they showed up so like so. saying my cousin brings a boyfriend home. yeah oh to be a question no you know why. why because i think i think just because.

she brought him like i don't want to. make him any more uncomfortable than he. already is because i know he's he's. trembling. yeah yeah also i don't think i'm gonna. say like uh no yeah i actually i think i. agree with you but later where do you. try yeah were you trying to like make it. a thing yeah i'm not gonna lie sometimes. sometimes the vibe's not there right. yeah true have you ever been invited to. like a filipino family jam hello what. are you talking about no like with like. a filipino girlfriend or like you or. like a family jam where like you met. their parents and stuff like that yeah. hella really hella oh yeah i i've done.

better with the filipino parents than uh. than any other culture's parents really. yeah it's so easy to like oh hi tita. like i can do this i i can. show signs of respect because other. cultures yeah you don't know the signs. of respect so you don't know if you. handshake you hug you kiss right no you. can't really you can find your way bro. you can find your way hey fam filipino. is so easy you bless. i don't know i think you go find your. way because it's very like if you if you. just act proper if you act like a polite.

okay you'll find your way man true. manners goes a long way it does manage. goes a long way and they'll notice it i. promise yeah. there's studies that because so they did. a test where how android users and apple. users are different yeah and they said. that uh i think they tested a thousand. people and they said that apple users. have way less manners than android users. apple users really yeah cause they're. all i guess they're always on their. phone and [ __ ] like that and. they never so android people are nicer.

yeah they're nicer and they they are. more uh humility they have more humility. so they're they're humble you can trust. them more that kind of makes sense. because they didn't give a [ __ ] they. have andrew yeah but but. you're just. shout out to android users we love you i. was and yo i had an android for a long. ass time too bro i had android for a. long last time too but i just switched. over because of group chats and stuff oh. you know yeah but it did prove too that. apple users are more extroverts which. makes sense doesn't mean androids are. like the nerds.

nah this song no no every everyone that. i have that i know is an android user is. either like place valorent or like is. into stocks true or something like that. true you know why though cause android. they actually have better like gear yeah. like actual better features and [ __ ]. it's just. apple made it so that if you want to. connect on certain things you have to be. on apple yeah exactly it's like getting. um it's like getting a game that's only. exclusive to one content yeah that's the. exact same no that's that asset if. you're more extroverted and are want to.

make um what do you call this. connections yeah you have an apple that. makes sense because i think it's like a. symbol of like oh i'm extroverted. already yo so you're telling me you're. telling me the moment i switched from my. android to my apple yeah like i became. more extroverted no maybe it's not no i. promise you maybe i did i feel like if. people seen you in public with android. they're not they're not going to come up. to you real nah nah loki loki yeah if. you see you in android yeah. this could be a debate because would you. rather approach a person with an apple.

or android everyone has apple oh when. you think about you think of instagram. going back to the theory i said before. okay because we're already brainwashed. that the villains have androids and the. heroes have apple maybe you think like. that already maybe that's another way um. movies influenced too yeah oh no that's. why that's exactly why bro yo also going. back to um like ex or i mean girlfriends. or boyfriends coming into your household. right there's actually a theory with dr. seuss dr seuss yeah you ever heard about. it no so.

there's a theory that dr seuss the cat. in the hat. is actually a metaphor. for a drug dealer oh what listen listen. listen. green eggs and ham no dr seuss cat in. the hat oh cat in the hat cat in the. house is a drug dealer listen listen. listen okay let me see cat in the hat. right. that's actually a term they use to call. a cool person okay in like the 60s 70s. 80s right yeah that cool cat the cat the. cat in the hat yeah you know what i mean. so the theory goes that the cat in the.

hat is actually a reference to the. mother's boyfriend okay coming into the. house and causing trouble oh. and it just so happens the cat in the. hat may also be a drug dealer that's why. that's why all of these kids the two. kids. they're they're seeing these crazy. things happening in the house right also. you know the the goldfish right oh yeah. you know how the goldfish is always. talking to kids oh you shouldn't be. doing that your mother wouldn't be. wouldn't want you to do that yeah that's. their conscience telling them to do.

these drugs now thing one and thing two. you remember them thing one and thing. two they're delusional i i know they're. not listen listen thing one thing two. what would you call drugs if you don't. know what they are oh think about the. things. yo so listen listen bro listen so. there's two of them there's two things. one and two okay and there's two kids. yeah one and two so thing one and thing. two were notorious in the book and the. movie yeah to what caused trouble wreck.

up the house doing all these crazy. things in the house right now it's. actually them thing one and thing two is. actually the kids on the drugs. that's why they look crazy and have the. blue hair and [ __ ] yeah holy smokes so. the cat in the hat is their drug dealer. no it makes sense because even the have. you seen the cat hat live movie yeah. yeah yeah so it's crazy the way the cat. moves is like very suave very like i'm. gonna send you these drugs no because. he's he really acts like he's that that. boyfriend of the mom yeah yeah and if.

you take that look on it and go back and. look yeah i'm gonna show your clip real. quick yeah you can't tell me this is. sauce this isn't sauce. this is where i saw this clip i'm like. okay this is exactly what it is. listen to the fish listen to fish. fbi fbi listen listen i am a fish. residing at 2322 magnolia boulevard and. i want to report a cat in the hat. fbi i want to report a cat in the hat to. the fbi yeah drug dealer why the fbi.

drug dealer knock knock come in where. the drugs exactly. also dr seuss he was notorious for like. being on psychedelics bro oh yeah you. can even look at his books they're all. green blue white all of those why do you. think it's so like this like oh and i. was gonna say nostalgic but like it's. like weird right yeah it's like it's. like the colors it's like he just did a. shroom trip and then wrote a book yeah. deadass yeah that's exactly what it's. like you see the trees are wavy the. colors are are like loud yes right i. know i haven't since we're hopping back.

in nostalgia you remember up right oh. yeah yeah do you so do you know the. theory that carl actually killed his. wife yo i said this on on a nostalgia. trip in long time ago with the paint. yeah i said this on the solid chicken. i was so proud of that one no no i know. why you know that because because uh. just nobody's coffee does copy me. oh that's why yeah that's so funny. because i made up.

yeah asbestos caused her her lung cancer. that's when she died because they're. playing in the old house oh good thing i. did a good thing i didn't mention that. because i you know how i was going to. transition that yeah yeah like the paint. and the lead yeah oh. did you see that cycle so carlos made it. up just the nobody's copied it i was. gonna copy it. [Music]. no because i made that i literally made. that theory off. like i wrote it out like that's [ __ ].

yeah nah that whole cycle is just crazy. it just came back around it came back to. me. that's how we sometimes well that's how. it'll be sometimes i'll let something. loose and then someone's going to catch. on to it you know. i don't even know where to go from here. now. because it's like you caught me in my. tracks nah that's cool let's go. leave this in fact. 100 yeah yeah. you know that feeling when you go for a. walk in the park or like you take a hike. in the woods yeah.

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to like profit off of it yeah or find a. way to use it themselves or copy yeah it. doesn't really matter it's just the. sense of you got to look back at who's. the og who's the original i know and. they don't credit the thing that you can. copy i guess you're saying is like you. can copy but there's a certain aspect. like or like degree where it's okay. obviously plagiarism yeah i know i know. you think there's a difference between. copying plagiarism yeah it's just like a. higher degree i think i think plagiarism. is where like you you take the exact to. the t yeah like word for word bar for.

blah blah blah yeah and then you don't. you try and hide that it's not yeah. that's when it's like plagiarism yeah. that's true but i think when you take. something and revamp it make it your own. and actually add something new put your. own opinion onto it yeah that's. completely different yeah that's true. you know what's really smart i think um. when i said the covet theory one person. copied it yeah and just like took word. for word which i was cheesed about and. then you know the new ghost story yeah. that i said everyone's taking that one. but they're instead of you know how we.

don't make the part two yeah they're. making the part two so people go to. their videos oh. that's kind of smart. a part two smile. well listen i have another ghost game. for us you have another ghost game yeah. so this is so this ghost game is called. blue baby blue baby yeah this is this is. how you summon i guess bloody mary or. whatever they call it yeah yeah so this. is what you do so at night right. you go into the washroom by yourself. already red flag right. you turn off all the lights and you.

stand in front of a mirror bro that's. bloody mary no it's not it's great it's. different family okay listen so now you. start going like this you start making. this motion you know you're staying in. front of the mirror right now right oh. [ __ ] oh no okay holy [ __ ] maybe you. should no but this is this is in a. washroom yeah okay okay oh [ __ ] why did. you say that. okay continue i don't want to do it no. more no just continue so you do the cr. you do the cradling motion right yeah. and while you're doing the cradling. motion you say baby blue blue baby and.

you say this 13 times okay yeah when. you're making the cradling motion oh. wait you're going to feel the weight of. yo of a baby in your head. trust me and as you as you keep saying. baby blue blue baby yeah the weight will. increase and increase. and once it gets too big yeah you're. gonna start feeling scratches on your. arm oh [ __ ] because you know how when. babies when uh you have little babies. yeah their nails are very sharp right so. now once they cut before it becomes too.

big when the weight becomes too strong. for you to hold it yeah you have to drop. it into the toilet and flush it two. times for security cause before you drop. it yeah behind you will be a a lady that. comes up and she'll scream. give me my baby back. until the mirror [ __ ] breaks what the. [ __ ] and i'm telling you if you don't. drop it in time and the mirror breaks. yeah you're gonna die either two ways. the baby because she's gonna scratch you.

so hard she's gonna get into an artery. that kills you oh [ __ ] or the second one. that the mom mother's gonna kill you. through the mirror no not even she's. yeah i guess through the mirror but. she's not gonna let you leave the. washroom before you have a chance to. leave. that damn. that's like some yo that's literally. like bloody mary type b i know it is. they're saying it's not bloody mary. because i i don't know if um. this the the baby or was whatever her. baby yeah but yeah it's just like a. random lady you know the origin do you. know the original i don't know the lore.

they don't know the lord. yo cause well when you said how are you. gonna die i was thinking you can get. swirlied. my cousin told me the story before when. i was little it's like every time if you. go to your toilet at 3 00 a.m okay if. you go to the toilet and flush. and look at the toilet bowl you'll see. blood. why i don't know that's what you said. that's what you said no someone just had. their period. your mom was probably in there before.

that's what you said so i never flushed. that at 3am to this day. if i take a pee in the morning or like. that late at night i just let his summer. fam. no lie no no lie though when it's 3am. and i go to the washroom and i pee yeah. i'm too lazy to flush anyway. also also it's like a discreet thing. like i'm not trying to make it i'm not. trying to wake everybody up exactly do. you do that thing where you pee on like. the side of the boat. that's a classic that's the class if you. don't do that you're kind of rude yeah. okay. in the morning when you have morning.

wood right yeah and you go to the. you're you're no i don't do that thing. we're like. i don't do that bro do you shoot like. three pointers do you go away. from the toilet or do you want to do oh. i'm gonna put you guys on. i have technique i have technique. because the main one is like this you. have to bend down at like a 30 degree. angle yeah yeah that's that's the one. that's one way there's there's all these. other like techniques you can do so if. you wake up with morning wood and you. want to pee and it's really hard to pee. for a guy yeah this is my technique okay.

stand up and you hit that lunge bro. you hit that orange no i've never seen. the live lunch trust me. hit the lunch. you'll hit it every time i promise. really i promise that's like the. greatest technique you could do the. lunch the lunch so you're not bending. down like you're just lunging you're. lunging you're lunging like this look. look what. lunge. i've never heard you hit the lunge bro. swear to god i've never heard that. not only people know about it like. that's that's the technique though.

that's how you do it because sometimes. i'll just sit down and try to force it. down yeah but like it always misses. yo did you know um. did you know. have you ever had those poops where like. you sit on the on the on the lid on the. lid what do you mean well like you said. you sit like this you're like what. you're like this how low-key i have okay. no so when i was a kid right when i was. a kid i could only like defecate like. that yeah i could only do that okay and. yeah so like i would actually be. constipated like no if i didn't if i.

didn't now i looked at it recently and. there's actually studies oh [ __ ] humans. are supposed to poo like that really. humans are supposed to poo in like a in. like a squat like this it makes sense it. makes sense they're supposed to it's. like forcing your [ __ ] out yeah we're. not supposed to sit like that that's. actually bad for a prostate yeah. especially especially for guys just. spread out right yeah now if you look at. any animal in the wild when they poo. they don't sit they they literally. crouch on a squat on a squat position.

now. the reasoning for this is because. it's like an angle right when you're. sitting when you're sitting. your your uh digestive system is on a. really weird angle and it doesn't flow. through fast yeah so when i was a kid i. was so used to doing the the squat when. i went to sitting which i do now yeah. it's like. it's not the same but one way to get to. get um to combat that one way to. actually do it properly with sitting. yeah i know it is you put like a stool. oh yeah yeah and then you you put your.

legs together right yeah yeah you put. the stool. so you you're like doing a squat you're. sitting but the stool is like levitating. your feet yeah i was just gonna say that. because. i had trouble like taking shits but then. i i searched that up and it's like okay. put a stool and then put your legs. really close together yeah so your. body's like it's like forcing it that's. how you do it that's actually how you do. it that's how you're supposed to boo. true and did you know dogs like when. they poo they only poo in one direction. really yeah. you never knew that so i think i think. the directions what like southwest.

southwest every dog every dog every dog. look at your dog when they poo you know. how they they turn around they do their. little shuffle yeah and then they once. once they find their direction they take. a poo no same thing with cows cows will. all stand in the same direction anytime. you look at a you look at a farm with. cows yeah they all stand in the same. direction wow so there's a theory with. like the magnetic field they can feel. certain frequencies. and that's why they always point to that.

direction holy smokes so in um in. washington yeah i think. i think not even that far from the white. house like literally five kilometers. away from the from the white house yeah. there's this uh there was this farmer. and he found this hole in his farm like. a huge [ __ ] right. so he looked down. and it was deep it was hella deep and he. took his rope and tried to measure it he. no rope oh okay bro what are you doing. because it's like it's going to go down.

in the hole and it's like just [ __ ]. there no no no no listen listen this. hole he tried looking down complete. darkness super deep so he bought hella. rope hello hello rope and he tried to. measure it yeah it turns out it would be. longer than the height of a tall ass. mountain so what hit that hole might. very well be the deepest hole in the. world oh that's what he's claiming right. so he ended up going on like um on all. these news broadcasts all these podcasts. everything talking about it. and one of his stories was that one day.

he saw a beam of light. like. shoot out of the sky. from that hole like a almost like a. transparent light okay super super. bright and just shoot to the sky at. night time yeah he's like what is what. is going on right so apparently what. happened to test it out to test that. hold out when he had a lot of dogs and i. guess one of his dogs passed away. and just to test it out he threw his dog. down the hole what he threw this dead. dog down the hole.

and the next day. gone the dog was alive what the dog was. alive. roaming around. the yard. what yeah so what is that what like a. healing yo so take this and take this in. this guy that was on all these news news. broadcasts and [ __ ] yeah he got silenced. and if you try and google maps his farm. there's a huge white block covering his. house no and you couldn't see also.

i think they completely hid everything. about that farm and you can't even see. that it used to be a farm anymore no so. it just looks like plain land [ __ ] it so. they hid everything and. that that um that farm was not too far. away from. the white house the white house a little. bit farther it's even closer to this. military base oh okay raps yeah why does. all with all the [ __ ] that happens is. close to a military place i don't know. bro they're doing some next testing. because you know the corn field like.

what every like everybody's saying like. oh assumptions that. they. something was carved in the cornfield so. they made a picture and they're saying. that the ufo came down and made a. picture of something oh yeah like a crop. like uh what do you call those crop. science or some [ __ ] there's no lie if. i'm an alien i'm doing like the craziest. like messages in the corn field. lol. nobody's gonna believe that though. nobody's gonna. created by an alien yo theory right now. through right now what if all of these.

crop circles that aliens left behind. yeah aren't actually just random symbols. what if they're actually just like i got. it like they're equivalent to drawing a. penis. like they're just [ __ ] with us. i was gonna say it's just a drunk. tractor guy yeah like he's just driving. around and all of a sudden he just made. like this picture yo but honestly some. of the crop circles are crazy. they look real yeah they look looking. like abstract some people in the movie. think now there's also there's this. crazy theory i heard okay about ufos.

actually okay and you know how during. the 70s to 80s they had those. occurrences where it was very popular. you hear oh i got abducted by aliens. yeah yeah i got abducted right now. there's this theory there's this like. conspiracy theory is saying okay that. all of these ufos they're actually like. fake and. okay blur this out but government funded. okay so that. they can go ahead and abduct people and. clone them i mean [ __ ] that makes sense.

so if you think about if you think about. it so what it actually was they made a. fake ufo they made a fake ufo and they. would abduct women bring them into the. ufo yeah and dress up like aliens so. that she thinks. she was abducted by aliens but actually. it was just humans nah see there's also. a cloning theory where all the big. celebrities yeah they have a clone just. in case they get killed by accident so. once you make it into the really big. leagues yeah yeah say oh you get the. verification check yeah.

then now they take a piece of the hair. clone you so now just in case anything. happens you will always get replaced if. something happens what if what if jordan. peele's movie. oh um get out get out it's actually a. wake-up call or trying to like warn us. about brainwashing like that happening. in real life you know that that scene. that pissed me off the most which one. he's like honey give me the keys and. then the oh oh yeah the white girl the. white girl's like no i don't want to. honey give me the [ __ ] keys oh my. she's like no i'm not gonna do it or.

something like that you mean these keys. that [ __ ] is so fatty though oh my god. and his mouth dropped. they're not in the bag they're not. you mean these. that [ __ ] is so petty. but did you see the movie i forgot i. forgot the title but it's a guy stuck in. the room and there's a bunch of buttons. everywhere on the ceiling and he has to. live with nothing except every time he. presses a button yeah he gets a random. object well what movie is this i don't.

know i don't know i have to switch it up. but you guys can tell me in the comments. so one day he pressed the button yeah it. was um. some bread or. something something that you need to. cook but he's like [ __ ] i can't cook it. and then he threw he threw the bread. somewhere yeah push the button on the. top what drop down a toaster now he can. cook it you're going to the heck this is. interesting yeah exactly and now he had. to use all the tools to try and escape. that little box that he's in word yeah. you watch get out right you watch it. wash it out so and get out did you did. you see all those like details those. hidden details about get out like the.

line are you talking about the line what. line so in parasite and get out yeah. there's actually a line. a c like you can almost see in any any. of the scenes yeah where one side is. actually the normal side and the other. side would represent like some crazy. next universe oh yeah so if you watch it. back you'll see like a really thin line. really yeah what the heck yeah i don't. know if it's a get out but i think i. know it isn't get out parasite and get. out pearson and get out whoa because. remember in parasite the scene where the.

guy was like lying down yeah yeah yeah. he was half in the normal world and half. in the in the crazy ass world. oh in get out i was going to get at this. okay was you know that scene and get out. where. she's like eating cereal but she's. eating cereal in like separate bowls. yeah yeah yeah. yo that was super weird right everyone. watch it like why she do why is she. eating the cereal and then have the milk. in the cup you know why she was doing. that why because and get out it was. dealing a lot with racism and culture.

right yeah she was separating. the colors from the white no. no i didn't notice that you bagged that. i didn't so check this out check this. out yeah so there's another thing. um there's another hidden detail you. know when he escapes the chair yeah he's. trying to escape the chair right oh he. he picks cotton he picks cardio to get. out out of the thing for his freedom i. know because yo. yo. no shout out jordan jordan jordan theo. jordan yeah jordan peele.

shout out to jordan. this guy's crazy holy nah picked caught. in for his freedom by putting it in his. ear i know that's correct. i mean he has that all [ __ ] in us yeah. and us too like there's a lot but i. forgot i can't that's a little bit scary. to me so i don't i don't i didn't like. detail detailed it really no but but get. out was okay for me. yo oh my god the recent movie he dropped. the trailer for which if. yo man. if we go and watch it i was i was in the. trade i was in the the movie theater.

right you know how they're playing the. trailers before the actual movie yeah i. was watching the kid cudi and jen ortega. movie actually yeah so i was watching. that but the trailers are on first i'm. sitting in my chair. right and shorty goes to the washroom so. i'm by myself. i literally this is like during the day. so nobody's in the theater i'm by myself. bro i'm by myself and i see the first. trailer. oh my god bro i think it's called nope. the the the new jordan feel movie's. called nope okay i watch this trailer. i'm like shivering. and then right after that one is some.

next 8 24 film next horror film that's. by like the hereditary people. bro. it's like the camera i knew you were. scared of that yeah yeah like right. after that trailer yeah and next year. i'm like what the freak and i'm shaking. in my boots and by myself in the theater. now i didn't realize this would scare me. the most did i hear her. no no. i hear. that ass right so i'm like what the [ __ ]. right. i turned around somebody was there the. whole time bro.

somebody was there the whole time and. never seen them no that's [ __ ] i don't. know where. you know you know. because um there's always there's. cameras in the movie theater oh yeah so. people who are telling me that they had. sex in the movie theaters they all. there's always somebody looking at you. i almost got to that point until unless. like but i knew that assumption was. going to happen. because listen listen yeah so the movie. was um stars it's something about stars. in this. i think it's like all our stars align. yeah it was about uh the black girl and. the asian dude and it was some cheesy.

romantic movie but no one was going to. watch that movie but me my i guess. let's watch this movie no one in the. theaters. everyone was watching like some marvel. movie that was on right and then all we. knew was that someone was gonna check. every like five minutes yeah right and. we're like okay like. blah blah blah but then i remembered. like now we can't do it because there's. always cameras watching us. i didn't know that. that's all i'm going to say. i didn't i didn't i never knew those.

cameras. crossed that [ __ ] off the market that's. all i'm going to say no lie i wanted to. do that just because just across that. [ __ ] no what's funny what's funny we. watched the movie theater one time yeah. and then we're it's like empty right. because like during the day like. nobody's there. and we see like the corner of the movie. theater like this girl like she's like. popped up yeah there's always a person. like no very bad oh very bad like. watching them she like popped something. what the [ __ ].

and then and i just realized wait. she's popped up like that because. there's someone behind her like this. goodness. oh my god. you guys are so reckless man and my my. friend works at h m right and the main. thing that he always notices the change. room yeah is the change room because. it's actually nice it's nice lit up you. feel me you can go in there with your. significant other. but they always say like one time they. actually heard like noises and [ __ ] but. he just yeah what are you gonna do.

you're gonna yeah like i'm not even. trying to see that you know what i mean. i'm not even. 4k. we know this did you see the the videos. like trying to catch my ghosts um. lacking and then so he's in the washroom. and then he keys with a water bottle so. he's not actually peeing and then he. goes like. and then he punches. he punches the shower. do you think. what same we're already two in we talked.

about like dicks pouring everything on. this one. nah this one this one's related to what. you just said okay. do you think if if you're a ghost right. do you think of your ghost. do you think if there's any break times. like you're not trying to ghost today. like it doesn't matter i'm always. constantly haunting this man. no matter what i'm doing. if i'm taking a poo if i'm taking a piss. doing something on my bed you know what. i mean is it always there or is it like.

do you ever take a break. yo i okay that's my theory so ghosts. yeah treat like our nine to fives yeah. but it's like their nine to fives is. like 12 to like four. that makes sense that makes so much. sense well no that makes sense because. yeah in the morning you don't see ghosts. yeah you see in the morning during the. day. yeah. [Applause]. and you have the odd one out but he's. probably doing the midnights. he's doing the graveyard shift. yo that makes sense though facts and.

then like how did like um interview. ghosts like yo let me hear your best boo. i was like oh let me see your best creep. in the shower yo somebody make that a. show bro w sick netflix show netflix if. you use that show we should make that. [ __ ] fam we. you know how it's weird it's like you. never see your teachers like in public. never see your teachers in public oh. yeah. what are they doing and then when you. see them they actually you're actually. like oh what are you doing here yeah it. feels weird it feels weird i'm not. supposed to see that. so i have a story about how a 34 year.

old teacher. loved her 13 year old student whoa. yeah and this is a crazy story yeah so i. think um she had the student in grade. two. and then in grade six again yeah right. so they were kind of creating a bond. already they're like close yeah they're. very close right and this this student. was her favorite teacher too so i think. in one of the summers this the teacher. took the boy. to like an art camp you know one of. those so it was a boy and a woman and a.

woman okay yeah and then kathy the. teacher yeah was found in the back seat. of the car dr wit in the camp oh what. the hell with the boy yeah and so and so. everyone was like what the [ __ ] is going. on no one reported it right so i think. and during this whole time the teacher. had two kids with because she had a. husband. the whole time and the husband was kind. of sketchy but he never reported it it. was until the husband's family relatives. reported it so so boom once she gets.

reported she goes to jail right the. craziest thing happens so while when. she's accused of like having sex with a. minor yeah news comes out that she's. pregnant with the kids with the. 13 year old's kid what the [ __ ] yep and. so this is crazy too because the. sentence was like i think a year but. they wanted to trim it down just because. they she had to take up care of the baby. with the boy right so they slimmed it. down to six years and also she was. allowed she when she got out she wasn't.

allowed to see the kid or the the the. boy she had sex with yeah well here's. here's the crazy thing what she actually. did she got caught with the boy again. and and she took care of the kid she got. accused again right before the next. sentence guess what happened what. happened she had another baby with the. kid what the heck yeah. so now the sentence was cut even longer. and that was the end of the story she. had two babies. and she cut the sentence she take she. had to take care of the kid in jail in. jail yeah that's the thing yes whoa what.

the freak yes that's kind of crazy what. the hell is it no you ever watch that. movie um that's my boy that's my boy no. nah okay so it's like an adam sandler. movie yeah but it's kind of similar to. that where he was like this this the. cool kid in the high school yeah. actually or maybe it might have been. like middle school or something yeah but. anyways he had like affairs with the. teacher and the teacher had a kid okay. with adam sadler when he was a kid. it's weird man that's just a whole like. case yeah that's that's tough yeah but i.

think it's it's really really really. weird when it's like a male teacher oh. friend like a girl not saying like it's. any worse but i think it's even more. weird because i feel like if you're in. the kid's position if you're that boy. yeah all the other boys are like damn he. got that yeah i know. it's kind of like yeah a teacher a. teacher a male teacher in my elementary. school got fired yeah just because i. remember how he was moving he was moving. very like like touchy he had a wish he. always like oh here's the graham cracker.

yeah give me a hug like what bro i feel. like i feel like female teachers can get. away with it sometimes. and yeah that's iffy they can get away. with this on time that's true but. obviously it's never good exactly. because anybody's dealing with something. like that yeah go straight to the feds. yo exactly exactly like straight to the. fence straight to jail. because what's the one thing every like. rapper says oh i want to [ __ ] a milf of. course if you're that legal age it's lit. you feel me. you know what i mean that's going around. like when you just said that i like had. the vision in my head yeah you know the.

tip that i was like reach for the stars. young boy we should have started. you know you know the original one was. supposed to it was actually supposed to. just be a motivation yeah i know i was. about to say that i just want to say. that the guy who created it was like. [ __ ] i created it for this but it turned. into this i know. i know it was a woman it was a woman it. was a girl she was like. it was motivation it was really. motivation and she was clapping like we. should have stopped reaching the stars. you'll get there you're going to get.

there almost there almost there but the. kids turn into. yeah oh [ __ ] girls like. i think that's the nature of memes. though yeah no matter what they're gonna. find a way to like make yourself some. next [ __ ] and i think i think it's. the more serious ones where they want to. turn into a meme if it's supposed to be. serious yeah that's when they turn it. funny no that's actually that's why i. love this generation that's actually. true that yo you even see with. do you think do you think there's um do.

you think memes are gonna be in history. books yes. i think so too i hope we have i think so. too i know i think. not gonna lie i don't know no you know. kanye's in the history books with with. donald trump yeah one but that's like. kanye though i feel like we're just. gonna have always just those youtube. rewinds and that's how it's gonna be. youtube rewinds yeah and that's how. we're gonna remember the memes oh no way. they're gonna put memes in books if that. happens our generation is one yo. business idea right now create a mean. book no create a history book but it's. about.

social media or it's about like history. of memes that culture oh my god that's. so funny influencer culture social media. all of that that's so easy to do anyone. could do that too yeah like a history. book like that yeah [ __ ] it jumper jump. history. man i was gonna say if you don't claim. that i'm doing it. see i'm telling you i have all these. millionaire ideas i'm not gonna do all. of them if you guys want to pick one off. go insane yeah yeah. okay but just don't use the ones i'm. using. [ __ ] yes nobodies thank you for watching. jumper jump podcast this episode uh. click the links in our bio check out my.

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