MONKEY PAW URBAN LEGEND, KIDS SURVIVE 40 DAYS IN JUNGLE & HOWIE MANDEL HELD HOSTAGE - EP.141
This news. Cuz I never like listen to a. podcast just audio. I've done it a couple times but I never. really listen to the whole thing. But. there's some episodes I think back on. it would have no context or like you. have to see what we're saying in the. video for for you to understand or. you're going to think I'm like weird. Uh low-key like podcasts are meant for.
like audio only but I feel like the way. that we talk it's it's you can't just. listen to it. Yeah, you can't just. listen on audio cuz we do like. Yeah, that's what I'm saying cuz my. voice can only show so much but my body. language says so much more, you know. what I mean? Exactly exactly. There is um I don't. know if you've seen a. that girl that did a podcast with Drake. Oh a Bobby? Yeah, Bobby I'll I'll talker. or something. Super funny fam. I have a theory. What? Crazy. Who is she? I don't know. That's. the thing. So she has a theory right.
now. Uh She's an industry plant fam. It's not. even a theory low-key it's true. My. theory is she's like an actress some big. network saw potential in creating a show. just like this. Yeah yeah yeah. Now if you if you take a. look at it um what's very similar? You. know chicken chicken shop date and talk. about. very similar vibe, right? Who's another big female I guess creator. can say very similar to like the Emma.
Chamberlain effect. You know how it's. like very calm very just real raw almost. awkward. Yeah yeah. That's her character though. That's what I'm saying. Low-key. it's just all planned. It's just all. like you're going to play this part of a. person. We're going to invest in you. bring on the biggest guest possible. Yeah. Boom. It's meant to explode meant. to go viral every episode. Cuz look look. what she had. She had Drake. I don't. know how she got Drake but right after. that she had. And Noam before that she had like.
Yeah. I I swear like I was reading comments. and like I think she is a comedian. Is. she? Yeah cuz I don't know if you've. heard the other girl comedian it's the. Asian one. That one that was on a under. the influence where she has that awkward. little tone to it it's like um. Who is it? It's not Awkwafina, right? No definitely not Awkwafina. I don't. know if I can say Awkwafina but it's. like some other like some other Asian. girl and she's like. "Hey guys um like it's very like awkward. tone." Mhm. And like back to the theory. where you said Faze Rug is making more.
boring content Now maybe. That's what I'm saying. I told y'all. I told y'all. I told y'all. Hey man I. told y'all. Look, I'm I'm telling you. right now. there's going to be there's going to be. a change of everything and we're just. going to want to watch like boring. now it's just like our conversations no. more theories just like yo what did you. do today? Nah, this is going to be the. same. This is going to be the same but. doesn't mean like you wouldn't take part. in like other content that's kind of. more chill. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Cuz I think I think the reason.
that is is just because we're so it it's. definitely just overstimulated and we. have more fun kind of. calm settings because we're not usually. in them. Uh I don't know because it's. like okay say you went you went to. Hawaii, right? When you came back to. Toronto it felt like home though, right? Like you were you were happy. to be there. Cuz like you said um you were you were. in more chill situations but like this. right here the city. I love the city. I. was ready to come home. cuz we're in straight mountains and.
but day four everyone's like yo I'm. trying to go back to the city I'm not. going to lie. Word. Yeah, it's like that. I don't know cuz in Hawaii. to me and this is going to sound corny. as Okay. but to me. home is where family is. Yeah, I know. That's why So. so if I'm with my family on the trip cuz. I was with my family on that trip I. could have stayed there forever to be. honest. Really? Yeah. No, it's so crazy to think. I feel. like even if my family was out there but. I was born here for so long.
I don't think I would stay in Alberta if. my family was there. Hawaii well Oahu is kind of different. cuz it is kind of city. There were there. was like sprinkles of Toronto in there. feel me? Even the food is very kind of. like Toronto-esque. Like it didn't feel. it didn't feel too far off. Like I could. actually live there and like feel no. ways. Like it's literally kind of like. the same as home. Facts. But I think the. moment you have homesick isn't. necessarily I think the homesickness is. because of the people you love rather. than like the settings cuz I feel like. you can always put yourself into. settings even if you put on like a.
headset or even if you just put on music. or whatever. You can put yourself in a. setting. But you can't kind of replicate the. connection and love you feel with. somebody. Mhm that is true. Cuz. literally the the only thing when the. first thing that that I said when I got. off the plane I was like yo the air. smells polluted but I love it. Word. It's like because Alberta it was so. fresh. Yeah, so fresh. Mhm Hawaii is like that too. Yeah, Hawaii is like that. You can tell. You. can tell and then and then I I always. wonder now like how bad is our health.
going to be because just living in a. city like that? Cuz I know New York you. could have like respiratory issues if if. you stay there too long with pollution. I know China's a big one and I'm just. wondering like how much how much. different would your life be or even. just like your energy and your overall. well-being if you're in a in your a. place where it's like just fresh and. the environment is healthy. Forget you. yourself but the environment is healthy. Would that force you to become healthy,
too? I know. And you know what's crazy. is like those cities that like have the. good air and stuff not a lot. [clears throat] of people that's like a. tourist spot. A lot of people are in the. cities with all pollution and stuff like. that. So it's like damn man. It's crazy. how cities are still like tourist spots. though. Like people really want to come. out here for some reason. But I I think. it's the grass is always greener on the. other side thing. know. And I always say like I still say. this is the name our my hometown my home. city has the greenest grass in the. world. Oh Toronto? No. Oh okay. Yeah,
but I still I still say to this day fam. I still say my neighborhood greenest. grass in the world still to this day. went to I went to Alberta it pretty had. a lot of grass man. But I think I think. it's it's my own like. I guess perception. Yeah, it's my bias. on it, bro. Like no matter what it's. going to be greener there. Bro I. remember I went to your I went to the. the street one time just to drop you off. and there was 12 cops there man. So it. was like. It's not bad. it's so crazy cuz it's like that's like. the hood part of where we were from and. the grass is super green. [laughter].
THERE'S HELLA NATURE THERE BUT LIKE. you'll see 12 cop cars on the Cuz. everything grows there, bro. Everything. grows business grows, feel me? [laughter]. Everything grows. The brain grows, you. know? And honestly I think it takes like um. Theory right now? I feel like. the darkest deepest depths of the world. are like the places that have the most I. guess um. things going wrong. Yeah. come out with the best stories. Come out with the best stories.
Cuz I feel hear me out. Yeah. The stories we always hear of like. let's say people living in luxury. you heard one and then all of them sound. the same but a story that sounds of. hardship or sounds of like terror horror. whatever it may be it's always the most. amazing stories and it usually comes. from like a dark place. No real. because it's like when I was a when we. were traveling to. all my friends were like scared to do. stuff like go up on the gondola or like.
or and we had this we had we rented this. one car, right? We were supposed to get. a nice one but we ended up with like a. the shittiest like Dodge Caravan like. the tires were breaking down like it. needed an oil change and stuff. Oh. were riding through the mountains, right? But that's the story that we'll. remember like we're not going to. remember that nice. Imagine it broke down. [laughter]. And you had to push that up. Oh my. goodness. I was telling the guys like if. if this broke down I would stay positive. because we're going to remember this. Rather than oh we were just driving. through the mountains. like nothing went wrong. You feel me?
Cuz I was I was hanging with JB Yeah. and then his boy had a Lambo. Uh It's so. funny. He was running out of gas. What? And it was pouring rain and he's running. out of gas and he had to make a turn, right? But it was traffic. So JB looks. over me he's like. "Yo man imagine we had to push a Lambo. in the rain.". [laughter]. But see you're going to remember that. Well but the story would be crazy. All men's hop out and push the Lambo in. the rain. That's crazy. Think again. think again there was another story that. that happened in Alberta, too. So you.
know that like that big gondola Yeah. that goes up and like you can see all. the views and like like it goes all the. way to the top. It's like CN Towers I. think, right? that's that tall? The. Yes. So there was an option to go in a. closed one or one of those ski lift. ones, right? And. I think Cheran was scared of. like a heights and stuff so he would he. wanted to go in the closed one. Oh yeah I would have gone in the closed. one. For the story we have to go up on. the ski lift one. that story, bro.
We went, right? This is three and three. Three guys and three guys. So we went. and on the middle the gondola stopped. Oh that's crazy. The wind was too crazy. Oh Imagine Cheran's regretting HIS. DECISION CUZ. CUZ LAST MINUTE HE CHANGED. Yo that's Wait, how many people. could you fit on the gondola? Three. Could you could you fit another? YEAH, LOW-KEY. OH. [laughter]. OH YOU READY? FAM. Me and Josh. were supposed to go on that trip. We had.
a feeling Nah, don't go. Don't go. What if me and Josh just heavy enough? We made that just heavy enough, bro. Yo [laughter] but think again. that's not the only thing that happened. Why? What happened? So we went up, right? And we were we were still going. up and we saw a bear. with a with its cubs, right? With cocaine? [laughter]. No no no. So we saw a bear with its cubs, right? And that's when it stopped. We were. underneath the bear. So BG.
Bro, why the provoking it? That's crazy. That's crazy. So the the cub the cubs can jump too, eh? They could probably get up to you, fam. That's. Damn.
Yeah, it would have been I don't know. Certain and you know this, I always. trust my gut now. If something is feels a little bit off, I'm I'm going to listen to it. I'm going. to listen to it. No, recently fam, just just like the. story I just told you. I have I have. senses of like there's blessings that. way. Like I I should go this way cuz. there's blessings towards there. So. for a long time. So for people that don't know, I'm.
actually I'm actually working on a short. film. And I'm using my computer a lot. And I. noticed like my neck is always hurting. cuz I'm cuz I use a a laptop. I really have a good monitor. So I asked. Robin before, I'm like, "Yo, I need a. monitor but specifically a monitor with. a headphone jack.". And it's hard to find that now because a. lot is a Bluetooth connected and usually. like there's no headphone jack anymore. It's Bluetooth whatever. So. yesterday, just last night I went to go. through all the garbage.
Went downstairs and what do I see? A nice ass. gaming monitor like exactly the. size I wanted. And then I even called. Robin. I'm like, "Yo, look at this, fam. Like I found this." He's like, "Yo, isn't that Is that 32 in?" That's. exactly the inch you you asked him for. Yeah, fam. And give me two. So I went. downstairs and I found two monitors. And. there's the other one was. another ASUS monitor. Back this in the morning, my sister. asked me Oh, since I'm going to be. editing more for the short film can you.
buy me a a monitor? No, that's how the That's too. coincidental, fam. It's like cuz it's. like God knows you're you you need it. for for a bigger purpose. So he's going. to plant it. No, some coincidences are are too crazy. Yeah, like every single every single. time I I see things in a in that light. like it's it's a coincidence and. you're blessed with something. Don't. just think of it as oh, wow, what a. coincidence. Blah blah blah. No, fam. A.
lot of the times like. those are put in your path for a reason. and you're supposed to take advantage of. those. Cuz a lot of times we think, "Oh, my. life isn't special.". Yo, you can make your life special. Just. Just think it's special, right? I. My my mom, she told me a story. just recently. This isn't related to. that story. I just want to say it. But. cuz I was just thinking about it. Once upon a time, there was like this um. there's this Indian prince or no, Indian. king actually. And he was I think he was.
in London, London, England. [snorts]. One day, he went to you know the. Rolls-Royce like manufacturing company. Yeah, Rolls-Royce, the car. Super luxury car. Goes in and asked to. test drive a Rolls-Royce. But the Indian. king. obviously in England at the time, this. was like early I want I want to say like. 1920s, 30s, something like that. Now, they didn't want to let him test drive. it.
Cuz they're racist, you know, this and. that. He looked like a bum in their. eyes. Now also he wasn't wearing his nice. clothes like the the king uniform, this. and that. Like he wasn't wearing good. clothes. He looking kind of bummy. So. they said no, "We can't give you a test. drive.". The next day, what did he do? He went ahead. wore all of his like king crown, everything, all his nice clothes. Went. inside, fam. And he told the owner.
"Buy me seven Rolls-Royces. I'm going to. get it. I'm sending it to India. and I'm making them the street. cleaners.". Woah. Like pretty much the garbage. trucks of India, fam. So he was so petty. he turned the Rolls-Royce to ruin the. brand into the street cleaners of India. So he bought seven Rolls-Royces. seven. of them, turned them into like the. garbage trucks.
How? No, but that's also just racism too cuz. they were just racist, fam. [laughter]. Kind of, but at the same time it it. ruined the brand for a quite a while. Because then people would say, "Oh, you. want a Rolls-Royce? Those Those are the. street cleaners in India." You You want. to buy a garbage truck in India? What. are you talking about? Exactly. Imagine, right? But I think I think it's like the.
pettiness in him. got like a great story out of it, you. know? [snorts]. [laughter]. What do you What do you want to get out. of like doing things like that though? Like specifically.
[clears throat]. I have this moment of like damn, I I did. that. You know what I mean? So it's. definitely for yourself rather than like. Yeah, yeah, rather than everybody else. If you got like your your clap back or. your like get back in a different way. Like let's say um. let's say it wasn't necessarily them but. another person. shows appreciation towards something. that you achieved. Does that equal the. same respect or I guess lack of respect. somebody else didn't give you?
Or do you need it specifically from that. person that I guess did you wrong or. whatever? I think it has to be direct. Cuz it's. like with there's a storyline and then I. move and I move and I move and I. continue the storyline and then at the. end of the story, it comes back to that. person, you know what I mean? So it's. like it has to be direct. There's no way. that I'll feel happiness with a indirect. person, you know? Word. So it's like a. personal thing like. So you hold like a grudge or something. like, "Nah, you got to You got to. respect me one day.". Just having those moments like sometimes.
I I fiend for it. Cuz I think about it. now, it's like what if you're supposed. to get your get back but it doesn't have. to be that person. It just has to be. You know what I mean? What if it's like. you don't have to get your respect from. that and that person. Why do you. want the respect anyway? But somebody else shows you love is just. as equal. You know what I mean? So it makes up for. the respect or like the the love you. didn't get from someone. Someone there. You got it from someone that really. cares. But now it's like I I think like. sometimes I don't want to get like I.
don't want to burn bridges cuz it's like. maybe that person that I drove through. the neighborhood will help me in the. future, you know what I mean? But then. he won't he won't help me no more. because I did what I did, you know? So. it's like sometimes I always think about. karma. It's like karma always comes. around, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. I I see that. Like I never. want to do somebody dirty no more. I. feel like in my opinion, yo, I just had. this freaking like uh. like an epiphany last night. So check. this out. If you really take it in. there's good things and bad things we. can do in life.
What if we just always did good? And why don't we? No, cuz like if you. think. I don't think it would would balance. out. No, no, no. I mean with choices. Like obviously there's scenarios and. things that come in your path that you. can't you can't do. You can't. like change. But the things that you. can, you can choose to do good or bad, right? Now, we all ask for what? We all. ask for a good life. So why don't we do good? No, because it's like you're tempted so. much by like evil to do those things cuz.
obviously like when you when you have. emotions, that's brought up by like what. what you think is perceived and a lot of. people can get straight and like and get. mixed up in like what is good and what. is bad. So maybe that revenge is. actually good for some people because. they don't know what's what's good or. bad, you know what I mean? I don't know. Like I feel like people. just don't. just don't realize it yet. You know, I. think that's what it is. But recently. cuz I'm always on like.
I want to have a purpose. So. it's kind of like the same analogy but. if you think about it if I want a. purposeful life. that means like everything I do must. have purpose. Right? Like every every single second or. every single minute. And even if it. means like relaxing, like that's that's. a purpose. Anything in your life was coincidence or. no? No. It always had. a purpose. Yeah, well I think it I think. of it that way but not everybody should, I guess. I don't know. Or maybe maybe it.
it's good to think that way but I don't. know. Every Everybody has their own like. life and I don't want to say. because your mom died like that's a. that's a coincidence. Blah blah blah. That's Like no. You know remember that kiddie up thing? It's like when she was like tapping like. the the mukbanger that was supposedly. kidnapped and she was tapping on the. glass. I don't know if that was a. coincidence and like that. So it's. like there there was also a theory that. um. uh back in 2020 Howie Mandel was.
actually being kidnapped. Do you. remember that? I don't know if you remember but. everyone on TikTok. thought that he was being kidnapped. because he was posting like these weird. pictures and these weird videos. Like he. would post a picture like randomly under. the bed like going like this. [laughter]. And then. NO, NO, BUT THAT AT THE SAME TIME it's. like is this a coincidence because when. he started making videos, people were. like is he trying to tell us something? So people commented everyone if you're.
in danger wear the color purple. The. next video he wore purple. It's like a CRY FOR HELP. [laughter]. IS THAT A COINCIDENCE? So it's like a. lot of people did stuff that was less. obvious. They're like okay if you're in. trouble throw up a peace sign and then. he fam he did peace signs. So it's like what is what is true and. what is not? And I'm going to show you. this video. I want to see if you think. this is. like he was doing this on purpose cuz. this is the weirdest one. Okay? I want.
to see if you see the. hidden messages. Hi everybody. Howie Mandel here. creativity in just under a minute. Just. take a regular shopping bag. All you. need is a pencil and a pair of scissors. See why would he post this? This is so. random. And you clip the two corners. What's he doing? Arts and crafts. For some for no reason. And you just. take the the the pencil. Look he's. shaking. I write. shoe.
I don't know if you can see it. Okay. ready? Peep peep the hidden message. Yeah what what you writing then? Then I don't know if you can you see it? It says shoes stuff shoes stuff. Shoe. stuff. So randomly he he posts a picture. of arts and crafts. Yeah. So look if you. if you see it S O S he made the. triangle. He was like shoe stuff. HE HE MADE THE THING AND LOOK and look. the shoe on the S is a five and a five. When you dial 55 you call the police and.
it's like and they ask you are you being. kidnapped right now? Nah that's crazy. Why would he do that? Is that a. coincidence or not? That's. [clears throat]. See but bro is a comedian too so we. don't know what's true fam. But why. would he post himself [clears throat]. cutting out a thing and writing stuff? That's so random. know but bro like. why you going through all the all the. work to make all these subliminal. messages? You have a phone in your hand. dumbass bro. You have a phone in your. hand and you're making Tik Tok. Call. [laughter] somebody.
THAT'S ACTUALLY FACTS THOUGH. BUT YOU. NEVER know maybe it's like the if he. picks up the [laughter] phone and calls. someone the guy that's kidnapping you is. like yo what the are you doing? You. know? Yeah yeah. but it could also be that's the problem. with especially creator or entertainers. Yeah. Because they're entertainers now. where's the line of real life and what. they're doing to entertain? Facts. Right? It got so bad that people were. like remember that one time where we're. obviously known for theories like people.
will obviously flip our lives into a. theory based life now. So they're like. oh look at the back something's. happening in the back of the Like. no man that's not happening. [laughter]. don't affect me no more. [laughter]. Nah but it's it's dope cuz that's our. whole that's our whole brand is is. making theories off of that looks. like coincidences or at least that's. just that's just how we think you know. what I mean? And I think it's fun to. think like that but you shouldn't take.
it too serious because if you if you. think of it too seriously then like. there's never ending. Then you think like a dust on the floor. means yo you're going to make a million. dollars tomorrow. You know what I mean? Like you can make a theory about. anything it will sound real just the way. you express it yeah. Do you do you get. disrespected when like they call you a. different name or like they call you a. like no jumper? People call me Joe No. Jumper all the time. I know because I. get pissed off it's like. then they'll say yo No Jumper and then. ask you for a picture. I'm like bro.
wait. I know but it does sound similar. like I don't blame them you know what I. mean? That just that's just a a clear. show sign of like oh maybe you have to. brand better. Yeah exactly. I was I was. so proud of because usually the way it. is is like they call me Carlos. Yeah. They never say go up to Carlos and say. are you Gavin? And the one time it. happened I was actually like I WAS. CRYING. [laughter]. LIKE DAMN. BECAUSE I THINK I think in our content.
we don't really say our names as much. We don't we don't have an intro like. that. Yeah. But I don't know I like do. you want to change things like that? No no cuz I think I was I was honored. when. when I thought remember we interviewed. Bart Joe and and Tim? At the end of the. podcast they're like yo bro we don't. even know when you started. Like we. thought it was a conversation the whole. time. Yeah that's what it is supposed to. it's supposed to be that. It's just. supposed to be like look at Joe Rogan's. podcast. The reason he's number one is. because it's that that's just a just a. conversation. It's not it's not.
necessarily like. I'm interviewing you. He has questions. he has like things he wants to talk. about. Yeah and you learn every time. Joe Rogan is the goat fam. And if it. wasn't for him I wouldn't have been. doing a podcast right now to be honest. Signing your life away to a big wireless. provider is kind of like being trapped. on a roller coaster from hell. Sure it. looked fun at first. They probably threw. in a free phone but now you can't get. off. Month after month of insane bills. and unexpected thrill like overages and. surprise fees. If that sounds like your. current big time wireless plan it's time.
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And if it wasn't for like Gary V and all. these other people I used to watch. wouldn't be doing this bro. Yeah I know. I forgot that you you. looked up to Gary V. That's such a like. big one for me. Yeah that is a big one. It's a huge one. but I don't know this guy's kind of like. ghost right now. I haven't seen his. content in a while. A lie? Bro step up the marketing fam. Maybe that's a hint. Like maybe he's off. social media doing his own thing you. know? I think he's still making content. he's just not getting on my for you. page. [laughter]. It's not I'm not saying it's. it's just it's not it's not popping up. in the algorithm. Yeah bro just fell. off. [laughter].
Nah that's not what I'm saying. That's. not what I'm saying Gary V. Yeah yeah. That's not all what I'm saying. But recently. I've been. cuz just how just how I did with. podcasting I really take part in the. podcast so I watch a lot of podcasts. You know I kind of see like how hosts. communicate. good ways to fluctuate your voice and. speak and that's what makes me a good. podcast host right? Now since I'm. working on a short film what do I do? You have to look at how people direct.
and stuff. Yeah I have to watch movies and. Study film that's what we study. Film. yeah. And that's what I've been doing. and I lowkey been doing it like. subconsciously cuz I just always watch. film. How what like what do you mean? I. just always watch. I just always watch. movies and I always like break it down. in that way. Like I'm always like making. theories about it. So it's like a. perfect match I'm like super excited. like damn here we go right? When did you. have this vision of like creating this. Was it like cuz obviously creating. a movie you don't just think about you. just don't wake up and like I'm going to. make a movie. Was it like that. [laughter] lowkey?
No no no no I always had like plans. So. in my phone I have a notes app. And like in the shower in the car ride. or whatever I'm doing right? Like I have. a a random idea for a scene or even just. like a. almost a coincidence or like a. even if it's like a speech or a a verb. they're saying whatever whatever they. say right? Even [snorts] a name and I. just put it all into this database of my. notes for future film ideas. So what I did I'm like each one of.
these could be its own separate film. even like scenarios and Yeah. Why. don't I just put it all together? Let's. see what happens. Fam I noticed that cuz. like sometimes when we're at Denny's and. like we're having a conversation Carlos. will be like yo I'm I'm turning that. into. short story and he'll write it in his. notes. Yeah yeah that's us. If you if. someone hacks Carlos' phone and goes on. his notes Fam billion dollar ideas are. on my phone. I swear to god billion. dollar ideas are on my phone bro. Like nobody try to hack me but you know. what I'm saying? No cuz I noticed with.
the guys too is like we we all slept in. like the same bedroom and like when we. took our each others phones we wouldn't. even go to like the Instagram we would. go straight to the notes like what what. what's like. what's your true self? Yeah that's your. true like you may be depressed and you. might type your your thoughts in a note. fam. I let's pop it up right now. No no. no no. No. Why? Cuz my notes are kind of. weird. Are they? Yeah. I I want to see. what you would see. Let me let me just. open it. I'll read I'll read it I'll. read. a schedule. I have obviously like the. the I'm working on. I don't know if.
I wrote any like specific emotional. in here. I've always yeah look look. You wrote. emotional Yeah look look. Okay so. you want me to read this? This kind of. weird All right go. So May 23rd. 2023 I said I've always worked worked. best when I have something to prove. For. the longest period of time nothing was. really motivating me. Every everything. was proven already. They started talking. again so I feel like I'm back. I love. when they talk puts me in another. mode. Exactly why I got a revenge iced. out and I wear it around my neck. Those. who go against me never win. I thought.
people would have figured it out. God. and Nana watching me from above I can. never lose. Mhm. And this you know when. I wrote this? When? When mans were. roasting me about the math. Where? Yeah cuz they were talking like. they were dissing me and stuff like. that. But I said I said God and Nana are. watching me nothing I can't lose. Mhm. So you have a lot of like, I guess, personal. Personal, yeah, like feelings. Personal. feelings you just you just stress out on. the on there and then just write it out. So, instead of like journaling, you just. put it in the notes. But, yeah, technically, yeah. Read Read your notes though. I want to. see what you wrote.
I have a journal. Okay. So, I I don't. really have no thing in here. Like. Ah, let's see. I don't think there's. nothing weird. These are just like. tattoo ideas, really, to be honest. [laughter]. Let's see. Yeah. All right. Um. Yeah, like none of this stuff is is even. personal. I'm try I'm trying to find a. personal one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let me check. It's literally one. that's tatted on me, but I know that got. put you in front of me. That's the only. thing I might know that's personal, yeah. I thought you would have something like. like personal No, that's in my. that's in my my journal, but my. journal's mad narcissistic. Like imagine.
you want to read that, bro. Imagine you. want to read that. Like imagine what. everybody's going to feel. You feel me? Like everybody's going to get insecure. if they read my journal, bro. That's. [laughter] That's. It's like you know how Drake in a song. like this is you like subconsciously? Yeah. You're like, damn, that Does that. relate to me? Is he talking about me? Is. that what it is? No, it's like. [snorts]. It It's It's literally just like my view. on the world. [laughter]. I wouldn't want to read that. Imagine on shrooms. Like you're reading.
it [laughter] close and stuff. Like, holy. No, but like maybe I'll just publish it. one day. it. It's It's mad. narcissistic though. Yeah, oh yeah. like It's like that that Remember. when I said like. there's certain things I don't want to. say on the podcast cuz I don't want to. be perceived that way. And it's It's for the purpose of like. would you really want to listen to. somebody that sounds like they don't. listen to you? See, now imagine if Kanye. had a journal like that. Cuz do you feel. like in cele- like when you get up in. the ranks, like to stay humble because.
as a celebrity, you need to be a. narcissistic. Like it needs to be about. you, right? Do you think you can get it. off by by writing it like in your own. private time, that's how you stay. humble? Cuz you're. you're at the same time you're being. narcissistic, but nobody knows about it. So, do you think celebrities like that. the the humble ones write it in a. journal or do something else to be, you. know? Cuz I I feel like nobody's like. like humble humble, you know? Like. there's still this type of feeling where. like, oh yeah, I like to brag sometimes.
Anybody anybody I interact with, I never. I never like be narcissistic with them. Yeah, of course. Like anybody I. interacted never. Like it's usually just. internal. Yeah. But, I think I think. it's just. what a journal is necessarily is just. like your internalization ex-. externalizing. You know, it's not really. um. writing writing what. what you want to say. It's like it's. what's already there. And you're just showing what's there. Yeah. That's how I see it though. It's like um. how drunk thoughts.
are [snorts] drunk saying is like sober. thoughts. No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that, yeah. What's the What's the term? There's another term for that. I don't know. Um No, uh. Like thoughts Um. Thoughts you're not supposed to have. What's that What's that term? Oh, um. You know what I'm talking. about? Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. The the the the thoughts that you're not. supposed to have and then intrusive. thoughts. That's exactly what it is. [laughter] Intrusive thoughts. That's. exactly what it is. Yeah. But, you just put it out and then.
because it's cuz do you think intrusive. thoughts are still truth? Because you thought of it. 100%. You know what. I think that's the most truth. Mhm. When. you have an intrusive thought. Yeah, so I think No, but also No, no, no. [laughter]. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. No, no, no, cuz. I just thought of my intrusive thoughts. Like some is not valid. It's just. like I just thought of it. No. Intrusive. thoughts are not No, no, relax. No, intrusive thoughts are because say. like. you see a guy walking and your intrusive.
thoughts starts roasting the guy. That's. valid. Like No, I have different. intrusive thoughts. I don't know, bro. I. don't know, fam. That's not my intrusive. thoughts. That's all I'm saying. [laughter]. No. Someone needs to scan your brain, bro. That's all what I'm saying, bro. Bro's trying to get me in a recall right. now, man. [laughter]. No, like. [snorts]. It Never mind. Never mind. Let Let's move on to a story I have to. say. [laughter]. Bro's going to get me in allegations,
bro. don't even know what you're thinking. about, bro, but yeah, tell me your. story. Okay. Um Oh, you know the the A24 film that's. coming out? Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw about that, yeah. The the Rak Rak one? It's supposed to be. like the scariest, most gory. Yeah, yeah. So, I have a question for you, actually. [snorts]. If you had a if you had a chance like. with a genie giving you three wishes, would you take it? Probably. But, what would you wish for? Wish for. my family was healthy, all my friends and family were is are.
rich, and. probably. last one, I don't know. I would probably. That's That's my two wishes. All right. So, what if I told you. because you're guaranteed what? The. wishes. Oh, I'd probably ask for the last one to. be for more wishes. Now. what if I told you. sure you get those wishe- those wishes. and they they're granted, but what if they grant. things.
that take it back? Now, think about it this way. What if you become a millionaire, sure, or you get money, blah blah blah, and. that's what you wish for, but it means something else that happens. in your life that. takes away from your life. So, it's like. I asked for a million dollars but I die. at like 20 four, some like that. You asked for your family to be healthy, but all your friends get sick. man. So, would you still take the wish? Hell.
no. But but do I know that? If I didn't. know that, I would still take it. You. know what I mean? Now. when you wish for something, Yeah. I feel like it's a. it's like a sense of we think it's. always good. But as we know, some things are always. too good to be to be true. Now, there's. this story. You ever heard of a monkey paw? No. Monkey pox or monkey. Monkey paw. Like a monkey paw. Oh, isn't that something lucky or. something? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, there's this thing. called a monkey paw and pretty much it's.
it's like a a hand of a monkey that will. grant you wishes. Oh, So, what's. crazy, this is what the A24 film's about. and Jordan Jordan Peele. [snorts]. he's a. his studio is actually called Monkeypaw. Studios. Yeah, it's it's it's. interesting. But, I looked into it and. the mythology around it is bro. So, the original story. of the monkey paw was pretty much this.
father and his son. They're playing chess one day, right? And they're waiting for his friend to. come over. And his friend, he's a. general. And he was away. traveling, doing war. This was back I. want to say early early early times. Not. not anything modern. But the general comes over. and he talks to the father about what. he's seen. And he talks to him about. this trinket that he brought with him, which is the monkey paw. [snorts]. Now, what he told him was this monkey.
paw, it came from. an Indian like witch doctor. So, pretty much what happened before the. general got his hands on the monkey paw, he knew another, I think, a sergeant. was he's the one that got it from the. witch doctor. And the last thing that the sergeant. wished for with the monkey paw What was. it? was death itself. Huh? He wished for. death? He wished for death. Now Reverse psychology? No, bro. So, if.
you think about it, whatever he wished. for, you know what I mean? It made him. kill himself after. Yeah? Check this. out. So, he said. you can wish for something. I already used all my last wishes, so. it's it's next for somebody else to use. But, if you wish for something, something else might happen that you. didn't see coming. So, like Oh, [snorts] so it was like all. good, but he didn't want to test his. luck. So, he's like, it. I'mma just just. kill myself. No, something else happened.
to the general. I mean, to the to the. sergeant. But, anyways, [snorts]. um the father takes the the monkey paw. now. and he looks at it and he he asks around. the room like, man, what should I what. should I ask for? Should I ask for Mhm. And the son goes, yo, ask for money. [laughter]. So, the guy goes the dad. he goes. I wish. for 200,000. lbs. Like this this he's in the UK. Okay, okay. And the monkey paw goes like. this. Csk. Oh, [laughter] Yeah, so.
there's like three there's like three. goes csk. And then he drops the monkey. paw on the floor and everybody in the. room's like, yo, why did you why did you. drop it? Like it moved in my hand. And. nobody believed him. Nobody believed. him. Yeah. Now. what happened. the next day, they're wondering, man, was that. even real? Like where's the 200,000. coming from, right? Blah blah blah blah. His son, he's about to leave the house. They're. having breakfast. He's like, oh, I'm. about to go to work. Like he works at.
like a mill, you know, the. the wheat and. Like all right, bye, son. And they're. just chilling like they're talking, yo, how how are we going to get this. $200,000? And then. they get a knock on the door. What the It's some guy in no way. They get a knock on the door. and opens up. is two men. Okay. And they're wearing. suits. They have like fedora hats and. glasses. And they pretty much. say, we need to talk to the parents of.
and they say the son's name. Holy. The son. he fell in the mill. of of the grain and killed himself. because he accidentally slipped. Now, because it's the company's fault, quote. on quote, they're going to compensate. them. And he gave the father a check. 200k The. father looked. at the check. dog. And he dropped to the floor and. started crying and the mother's like.
screaming and. Yeah. And it says 200,000 pounds. Now, I guess even scarier, bro. So, [snorts] they end up depressed and. like we we pretty much traded my. son for money. Yeah, yeah. And for weeks, I want to say. like 2 weeks they were crying and like. just depressed. They didn't know what to. do. One day, the father and the the mother, they're. just sleeping on the bed. And she gets up like super excited like, "Yo, I have an idea." Mhm. And she says.
to the to the father, "Where's the. monkey paw? I I know what to do.". So, she grabs the monkey paw. The. father's like, "Oh, it's in the. cupboard.". Grabs the monkey paw. Yeah. And she. said, "I'm going to wish for him back.". Hot. [gasps]. [laughter]. Yo. And then what? No. But she gives it to the father to make. the wish. Okay, okay. Cuz he has two more, feel. me? Mhm. The father takes it like he's feels. kind of hesitant, but the mother's like, "No, we have to we have really have to. You know what I mean? He's gone like he. can't live anymore.".
So, he wishes for his son back. for his. son back. Now, nothing happens. I think. I know what's going to happen. Nothing. happens. And then they're just chilling. and all of a sudden like they hear like. a noise at the door. They hear a noise. at the door, fam. Uh-huh. And then in. the father's head, he's like thinking, "Holy If This is my son. If it's a. curse, right? Yeah, yeah. It's probably going to mean. his son's going to come back to life, yes. Cuz that's what he wished for, his. son to come back to life. But somebody's going to die. No.
But how would he come back to life? Because. he was thinking about the last time he. saw him. dead at the mill was when his body was. chopped up pieces that he couldn't even. recognize. bro. So, Don't tell me he's starting. he's starting to think like, "Shit. I. wish I wish my son back. He's going to. come back a monster. He's going to come. back like a zombie. He's going to look. frightening, right?". So, they go towards the noise downstairs. at the door. And the mother's like hurry. He's like,
"Oh, it's the son. It's the son." And. like ready to open the lock. Now, the. father. he starts to feel like super guilty. And he grabs the monkey paw, makes a. last wish. Yeah, just kill me. He just. makes a last wish. The mother opens the door. The last thing the father hears is just. the mother screaming. Holy man. Screaming. And the monkey paw goes like, "Shh.". Right? He made his wish. Uh-huh. And when the. father comes back downstairs, he sees nothing there, just the mother.
screaming in in terror. Now, what do you think he wished for? I don't I actually don't know. And. it's it's up to like it's up to. everybody's decision. wished for his son back and the mother. was there and his son wasn't there. Because he made another wish. What the But his mother was. screaming in agony, right? I don't know. I don't know what he wished for. So, there's obviously like a bunch of. theories, but the first theory is that. he wished for the son. to rest in peace. Oh, like kill him. again? No, pretty much to rest in peace. cuz if he was brought back to life, that.
means he's you know what I mean? Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then. the mother probably saw him. She pretty. much just like traumatized herself. forever. Because he was like chopped up. Yeah. Mhm. And she just like she. ended up going insane because she saw. her son come back to life and then now. he's gone. Mhm. Just poof, gone. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Wait, so was that Is that. the plot of the new A24 movie? not. Okay. That was That was a sick. plot. Yeah, but this this this is the story. This is like. I think it's I don't know if it's. folklore or based on like a true story.
No, if this was a true story, that would. be crazy. Cuz this is one of those it's. literally like one of those um. the muffin man type of Yeah, yeah. It's low-key based on like true things. The monkey paw was probably real, the. general was probably real, but who knows. about like other stuff? Maybe it was it. played out in a different way, right? But a lot of that stuff is probably. based on like true. true events or true stories that they. heard. See, now I I was thinking like. the the second wish when he wished for. his son back, I thought that the whole.
thing was like the son would come back, but then the mom would die. Like it. would it would just like he wouldn't get. the the the pattern and he would just. keep wishing like good and then. like bad would happen. Oh. It's like oh yeah. Like wish bad and. good? Yeah, and then like maybe his. third wish, "Oh, I wish my all my family. come back." But then he's the one that. dies. I thought that's how it was going. to play out. That would've been a crazy. plot twist. That's a good movie. You'll. make that into a short film. That's like some Thanos. Yeah. Like everyone Everybody Everybody's gone. now. Feel me? Like [laughter].
That's some Thanos for you. No, but that that's crazy cuz it's like. damn, maybe like sometimes it could be. good, but other times it could be really. bad. Cuz I don't know if you you heard. about the story recently, too. It was um. four kids that survived 40 days in like. the deadliest jungle, the Amazon. rainforest. Nah, I haven't heard about this. And this was all because they said a. duende helped them. What the. Yeah, so listen. So, I think it was um. there was four kids on the plane, a mother and a pilot. So, they were.
flying over the the Amazon rainforest. and suddenly the plane crashed into the. middle of the whole the of the jungle, right? The four kids survived, mom and. pilot dead. The kids ranged from I. think it was the the oldest was 14, Mhm. nine, four and there was a 1-year-old. Damn. So, imagine 40 days. You know what the Amazon rainforest has? Jaguars, spiders, poisonous man.
everything, right? So, everyone's saying. that. the search team went out, they they. found clues of like um diapers, baby. bottles, but they couldn't find them. So, everyone's saying that the even. though it since they couldn't find them. for so long, even though they found. clues, it was like one of the Lord of. the Rings type thing where it's like, you know in the Lord of the Rings when. you put the ring on, you you you get you. you become invisible to everyone? Mhm. So, that's the theory cuz it's like the. duende took them in, helped them survive.
these kids in like one of the you know, it's deadly. Yeah, yeah. And then as soon as like the. rescue team came, they he got they got. sent off. So, they still haven't found them. They're gone and they're They found. them. Oh, they found them. Yeah, after 40 days. So, that's what. they told them, the the duende. Yeah, no, no. That's that's like the theory. Because there's no way like everyone. believes that these kids are are. surviving 40 days with no food and. you know what I mean? So, the mother. died. Yeah, mother died. It was just the kids, bro. But the the. grandma also came out and said like that. kind of busted the theory open where.
it's like the 14-year-old was part of a. tribe and since they're little kid, they're used to surviving. surviving in the wilderness. But still, 40 days is kind of crazy, though. That's a long time. So, I I I I believe. the duende man. [laughter]. I think I think Do you think if if you. were lost like in the wilderness, you. would start to hallucinate and then like. create characters and stuff? Bro, when. we were in a when we were taking a hike, I think um Channing said something like,
"Yo, I hear our name." That's wild. And. that's when Brandon said, "No, that's. just um What do you call those? Um. uh when when the. uh you don't you're not supposed to. listen to them or something? I. talk about them all the time. Oh, skinwalker. Oh, skinwalker. Yeah, so. Brandon was like, "Oh, no. He said it so. calmly. Oh, no. That's just a. skinwalker." I was like, "What?" Wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys are on a. mountain, right? Yeah, we were on a mountain away from. everyone and all you hear is "Channing.". Yo, check this out, fam.
What? So, there's this ongoing. I think it's a conspiracy or if this is. a phenomenon, but if there's two people. climbing a mountain, I know you were on. with two people, Yeah, we were six. two. people climbing a mountain, there's this phenomenon called the third. climber. What the You heard about. this? The third climber. So, a lot of. climbers that go with like a duo, they climb a mountain or they go on a a. huge trek Yeah. and they come across.
another climber that guides them and. tells them how to complete it. But the. moment they complete it, they can't find. him. Like a random person? Like a random. person. No, never mind. Cuz low-key we saw like a bunch of. people they would say hi to us randomly, but I think that's just. Canada. They're just saying hi. They're. just saying what's up, bro. They're. nice. That's [laughter] not what I'm. saying. But there was two there was two. like there was a couple beside us and. they took some next short route and we. we couldn't find them on the hike except. we found them at the top. Oh,
kind of weird, but So, they like. teleported. No, but low-key we're like, "Yo, they. just went on the sidewalk to fuck.". [laughter]. But that was the whole theory. But that's kind of crazy. Yeah, so that's that's a real thing, actually. Like like people a lot of. There's a lot of cases like Google it. The third the third hiker. It's either. the third hiker or the third climber. phenomenon. Cuz fam, you're up in. nowhere. You're up nowhere. It's like. you don't know if that's a ghost or a. thing cuz um the Andrew Dawson thing, Mhm. he saw like a tall figure in the. mountain. I don't know if I was tripping. or I was losing sleep, but when like the.
whole thing was mountains and I swear at. the top people are going to obviously. call me crazy or Yeah, yeah. But like I. swear I saw something very tall. I. [laughter] don't know. I don't know, man. And if you're watching this, government, I I swear I didn't see it. So. [laughter]. It's just BG, fam. It's the tall guys. It's the tall guys, though. [laughter]. No, but yeah, fam. I don't know. I think. I think I think what it is ends up. becoming is like you're you're in a mode. of survival and you just I guess. hallucinate somebody to encourage you to.
finish it. Or it could just be like a. spirit that of somebody that passed away. on their hike. That's what I'm saying. Like dead ass. it's a spirit lost on the on the travel. And I'm wondering like if you go to. Mount Everest, you know how many people. died Mount Everest? How many people. actually died in Mount Everest? It must. be a lot, right? Look, let's see. How many deaths at Mount Everest? At. least like 30, right? 310 people died. climbing Mount Everest. That is.
definitely on there. 310, that's a lot, fam. Take in like um. uh there was this glacier we went to, too, right? And you're not There's like. a little thing, a gate, where you're not. supposed to pass, right? And everyone. decides to go up the glacier. You're And. there was uh rumors that I mean not not. rumors, but it was true story, where the. people walking up the glacier without. like a line or like one of those sticks, they slide down the glacier and die, right? So, I didn't go on it, but.
Brandon uh Taran and Mick went, and they. had to cross the river, right? And the. river, to cross it, there was like three. like really thick sticks, right? And. they crossed it, but uh there's like. these these group of people that started. around with like the thing, and. they started dancing on it. And take in like underneath, I thought. it was super shallow, Yeah. right? And this is water next to a. glacier, so you know it's cold as. Yeah. So, one guy does like like he he.
goes in like uh all fours, and he tips. over. And And Eric did it on video, where the. guy Luckily, there was hella people. there to get him. But imagine he was. there on his own, He would have froze to. death. He went He went to the neck. No. We thought it was like like to you can. stand up. He was like this, holding on. to the to the sticks. if you fall into freezing water, your. body like paralyzes. Yeah. Cuz you get You get hypothermia. You get hypothermia. Cuz you freeze. It's fam.
That's crazy. But those signs are there. for a reason, so like even though you're. like a traveler, like be careful like. where you go. Yeah. It's Damn, I really want to go. on an adventure now. That's what I'm saying, though. Like we. travel, fam. I want to go on an adventure. I I. definitely want to do like a. like a treasure hunt. Mm, that would be. sick. what I'm saying? Yeah. Low-key, like if we made a treasure hunt. around the world, and we we said, "Oh, yeah, you have to We'll give you these. tickets, and you just go around the. world." That could make hella money. Like that's No, I had I had a business. idea like that, actually. And when I was.
in Bahamas, like yo, there's some. islands like you can buy, and it's not. Like for example, Mr. Beast he bought an. island. It's not that crazy of a. purchase. I think you can buy an island. for a million dollars. Like certain. islands, small islands in the middle of. nowhere, blah blah But if you were to. make that whole island into a treasure. into a treasure with clues, with like. steps you have to do, riddles, everything, the whole shebang, right? Damn, bro, that would pull in a. lot of tourism. That's That's some kid too. Like.
it will it will bring out your inner. childhood. Yeah. How long do you think. it takes until they make Jeffrey. Epstein's Island a tourism spot? Uh I. don't think they will ever. You don't think they ever will? I think. they will eventually. I. Actually, now I'm thinking that they. made like the Holocaust a tourist spot, so and that's way worse, I agree, 100%. way worse than Jeffrey Epstein. But so, Did they tell you about that um There's. this place in the States, it's like a. big triangle, and then these two girls.
they went there. Bermuda? No, no, no, no, no. What is it? It's I don't know what it is. It's just. like a weird, I guess land monument that. these these these couples made. I think. it might even be like a mini pyramid, too. There's a mini pyramid in the. middle, and it's like a big big big. monument in the middle of the like a. field and. Okay. But. I don't know what they say it is. I. forgot exactly. But these two girls want. to go and go check it out and like, "Oh, what's the history around this?" blah. blah blah.
Now, at the end of their tour, the lady tells them, "Come to the. middle. Okay. Now, you guys have to sign. this uh certificate that you finished. And just sign it. Sign right here.". And then the girls go like, "Sign? What. do you mean sign?" Like, "No, you have. to sign this, cuz like it it's a it's. the end of the tour. Yay! Like sign sign. your thing. Sign your certificate." And. they're like, "No, we're not signing. shit." Right? The lady starts getting violent. Holy. She's like, "No, you have to sign it. Like you have to sign it, right?" Now, I.
don't know what they did to get away, but they got away. Mhm. But these girls. were talk talking about it on a podcast, and they pretty much said like. it felt almost ritualistic. Because the. whole place was kind of built in a shape. of something irregular. They're in the middle of a. pyramid. There's symbolism there that. seemed kind of like ritualistic. What if they signed it? What would. happen? Probably They probably. signed their life away. They'd probably. like either get poisoned or die. And they got away. What do you think? What do you think would happen?
I don't know, fam. Like maybe maybe you. sell their soul, who knows? What the. Who knows? Yeah, that's kind of. But imagine that. Like. it's it's. it's shown as like a a tourist spot. Yeah. Where they turn it into something. else, you know? Or it is something else. Yeah. I think they turned this There was. some lady called the toxic lady, and I. think they made her whole story into. like a whole tourist spot, too. No way. um. one one lady, I think her name was uh. Gloria Rodriguez. Yeah. So, long story short, she called.
the the the hospital and said she had. really bad chest pains, right? And then. um so the hospital [snorts] The EMTs. came to her house, uh rushed her to a hospital, and then as. soon as they went to the hospital, that's when got weird, cuz as soon. as they took the blood sample from her, every everybody like that was working on. her fainted. Oh, What the. So, that's why she's called like the. toxic lady. So, I think it was 23 out of.
the 37 workers Yeah. either passed out, got liver damage, got. lung. Wait, wait, wait. Getting blood from. her? No, it was it was the blood and the. fumes that was coming out of her body. Woah. What the. take in she only got called because she. had chest pain, Yeah. right? So, every. No no one knew what was going on, but. doctors' bones were decomposing just by. standing next to her. Damn. Take that. That's why the toxic lady, bro. Damn, this girl's like kryptonite. Yeah. And then I think people were like.
at the hospital trying to trying to look. in and like and like, "Oh, let me see if. if my liver gets damaged if I stand next. to her." Holy. You know what I mean? Is she still. there? Wait, what? No, no. They They You know uh when you. you get in quarantine and they put like. something over you? So, they they put. something over her, and like I think. that's when they like did surgery on. her. So, Oh, wait. So, she's dead? I think. so. I think so. Oh, I was going to say. like she's still ALIVE AND LIKE. [laughter]. LIKE, [gasps] "LET'S SEE." It's like. yellow coming out of her. She's. like Yo. Nah, that's Damn.
Yeah, yeah. Nah, cuz I think I think it's a little. bit like unethical to turn somebody into. like amusement. But you know PT Barnum? No, who's that? He's the guy that made. um It's It's The Greatest Showman. I. don't know if you. Oh, yeah, yeah. The Greatest Showman. Yeah, the the movie The Greatest. Showman. PT Barnum, he's the. the the showman, the circus pretty much. owner. He created the show, this and. that. Now, do you think it's ethical for him to.
for what he did? Like he grabbed a bunch. of weird-looking people and used them. for money? Uh. I mean, it's not ethical, but it is a. circus. Like people want to see. irregular things, and if that's. irregular and if they if the people that. were like weirdly looking had consent, like, "Yeah, I'll do it," then then go. by all means. Mhm. If they were if he. was paying them right, yeah, go. Cuz I. have I have like two sides to it. I see. the creative side, and the the creative. side of like. these people, they can't get jobs. anywhere else. I'mma give them a job,
and then we can make money like this, and it's creative. Like it's different. That's one side of it. The other side of. it is like. he's literally profiting off of their. misery, or at least like But who knows. if it was misery? If you were. quote unquote a carny, and then you're. just, you know, a show. Like people just look at you and. go, "Woah." You probably if you if you. did if you didn't like get a job in the. real world, and that's the only thing. you could do, yeah, I would do it. You know what I mean? Cuz that's the. only way I'm getting paid. feel good about it? Probably not. Would. you feel better like if you didn't do.
it? I don't know. I feel like it's like. cuz when we were at the zoo tour, I was. like, "Damn, like animals really just. stand there the whole day, and people. look at them." Like I wonder like what. they actually feel. Like that Why is. this Why is this person looking at me. like this? It's true. It's true. I love. the zoo, though. I know, but it's like. at the same time, free the guys, man. Like Like that sucks. That's why I want. to go to like That's what I'm saying. Like I want to go to Kenya. I want to go. like on a safaris, cuz I want to see the. difference. Like wild wild life in in the wild life, you know? [laughter]. It's definitely different, fam. Wild.
life living a wild life, not wild life. in enclosures and Like in like a. box. Like that's kind of But I. think like Kenya is definitely way more. dangerous. Like the the zoo is like good. to see animals, because they're not. going to come out and attack you. Oh, the lion will be beside you. The lion will lick your toe, fam. That's what I'm saying. It's not good. Like [laughter]. that's scary. I seen this one um I don't. know if it was in Guinness World or like. Ripley's or whatever, but there's. there's dead ass safaris in one of those. like glass things. They put fresh meat.
on top of your cart. Oh, and you drive? Yeah, they drive it. And then the lions. like come through and. Imagine. Holy Wait, how How many. people have died doing that? I don't. think people died. I think it's just. it's just like there's bulletproof. glass, you know what I'm saying? And they're just driving. The lions like. eat the meat. That's kind of sick. I ain't going to. lie. That's kind of sick. In the. equivalent though, isn't that just like. you know the the sushi body thing? What? The body sushi? You ever hear about. that? I've never What is that? Body. know what that is? No. So, there's like. this whole It's a rich thing. Like rich.
people do this. They hire naked women to put sushi on. their body Yeah. and like eat it off. their body. The. At buffet like a buffet style type. So like let's say you have a I know some. rapper had like a listening party and. they had it. So a bunch of like naked. women and then sushi on top of their. body and then you eat it. What the. Yeah, it's a thing. the the Filipino kamayan? Yeah. That's [laughter] not the same, bro. That's not the same. Relax. to say imagine Hold on. Let me show you. a picture of it. Imagine.
imagine there was a collab. Ew. Ew. Ew, like this? Kamayan x naked woman. I feel like. that's so gross though. Like I wouldn't. want to eat off someone's body like. that. definitely that's definitely elite. cuz it's like you have you have so much. money. like a kink, right? It has to be. Cuz you have so much money like why. might as well do that, you feel me? Let's see. Body sushi. Look at this. I. don't want to look at it, bro. It's. called nat-. Natto mori. Not nattaimori. Oh, this is Ew. See, look. It's a thing.
What the. Yeah, but only like elite people. Yeah, yeah. I mean it costs enough for. for some That. If I could be a. a sushi body model. That's not a bad fam. Yeah, I was going. to say if you pay me nice, You. know what I'm saying? No, think about. it. You will think ahead. Think ahead, look. [snorts]. If you're a sushi body model. Uh-huh. You're not really working. You. all you're doing is you can sleep. probably. I don't know if you're allowed. to sleep, but you can probably just like. stand still and sleep with the eyes.
open. All right, if people are touching. you, fam, you're probably not sleeping. during the time. Okay, you're probably. not sleeping. But you think about it, it's good for networking. What? Hear me. out, look. You're invited you're invited to elite. ass parties. Oh. At some point you're. going to finish your job and get up. No, they're degrading you. I ain't going to. lie. Nah, like They're not talking to to no. [snorts]. naked model on the table. Facts. No, but. there's going to be that one celebrity. or elite person that goes, "Hey, yo. Can. you say something?" You know what I'm. saying? They talk to you at least at the. end. Yeah. Or if you're just chilling. afterwards and then you know what I mean.
off your shift and you you're in the. you're in the mix. Yeah, that's. definitely thinking outside the box. It's smart, bro. Cuz I remember there. was this millionaire. I forgot who it. was, but every single time they want to. go out to a bar, they would go alone at. specific like high-end. hotels and like resorts. Yeah. But not for a drink. Why? Bro. would order like a a ginger ale to make. it look like alcohol Okay. and he would. just sit at the bar and just talk to the.
people there. And he did it for what? Network. Business. Networking. And he got. everybody's connections and the people. he was networking with were rich ass. people, fam. Yeah. Now my um. my uncle he has a friend I think or like. a client Mhm. and he's a Uber driver. Okay. But but he's he's an Uber driver not. because he wants to make money off Uber. Why? to people like network. Because he's. he's selling his he's selling his his. business and he I think he's a real.
estate agent or something with like real. estate. Yeah, yeah. But he's just selling his. business. Where? So he drives Uber for the conversations. with rich people and specifically plants. himself in rich areas just so he can. get, you know what I mean, clients in. only those rich areas. Now and you're. making money while you do it. Mhm. That's kind of crazy. Think ahead, fam. Think ahead. If you're a girl, bro, like low-key the service industry is. perfect for you. Yeah. And. in the same sense like you should do. those service industry jobs in places of.
like high status or in places where you. might get if let's say you're an. aspiring actress in places that those. type of people in that industry would be. around. You know what I mean? Nah, sometimes you got to finesse like that. though. Mhm, cuz if you could get the. intel or like the insight of let's say. let's say you know. a billionaire or like a group of. billionaires, but their secret like I. don't know their secret. hobby is to go play airsoft and you know. they only come out at a certain time. You go at that time. You should go at that time, play with.
them, hang out with them, blah blah. blah. in the same sense like. tennis or whatever it may be. Put. yourself in that position. And I think. that's why people play golf. Like they. don't really play cuz it's fun. They. play for the networking and like the. conversation. No real because it's like [snorts]. even if you're broke, say you're broke, but you're all your friends are. millionaires to me you're still a. millionaire to me. You're not broke. because it's like a millionaire. sometimes like has so much money that. they're so helpful and like they'll put. you on at one point. Yeah, facts. Facts. You know what I. mean? So it's like you're like the the.
the quote is real. Your network your net. worth is your network. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. Yeah. It's it's literally just um. I mean we say it so much, but. whatever whatever you're around is is. dead ass what you become and. what you'll continue to be. Yeah. You know what I mean? Mhm. It's like if. if I'm always chilling. what am I going to be? Chilling. Straight. [laughter]. That's what I'm saying. And it it goes. back to what I was saying earlier like.
if I want to have a purposeful life, I'm. going to make every single thing in my. life what? Purposeful. Yeah. So if I'm if I'm doing a hobby, it's a hobby to get these skills out of. If I'm chilling here, I'm chilling here. for relaxation. so I have rest for this project. You. know what I mean? Other stuff. Cuz a lot. of time, bro at some point we get caught. in a. non-purposeful. rut. Yeah. And you're just doing that's. like non-purposeful like. Yeah, I just. yeah. yeah, do it. Just doing. I think you.
said it that too. You said something. about like don't let don't make. uh. others other people's comfortability. make you complacent or some like. that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But but that's facts. though. It's like damn. Cuz. even though even though everybody that. that's the thing like let's say let's. say you're in a room Yeah. and everybody. tells you, "Yo, be comfortable. Be. comfortable. We're all we're all. comfortable here." Mhm. But you're not. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, "Nah, I. want to go do something. I want to go do. something." But everybody's telling you. cuz "Nah, bro, like be comfortable.".
Mhm. Then what are you going to be? You know what I'm saying? Bro, when I. need motivation, I go straight to the. Kanye West documentary cuz he was the he. was going out everywhere just trying to. promote himself. Like whenever I need. like thing like any motivation, straight. to that. I I'm on my I'm on back on my. job. You feel me? And and I think I. think that's why um. we talked about this where like people. in history. That's why he's going to be. go he's going to go down in history. because. not necessarily for everything he's. done, but because it was documented.
Facts. I don't I don't know if it was. documented. crazy thing like you having a friend. that believes in your vision so crazy. that he drops everything. And then at. the end of the day Coodie got paid how. much for that documentary? Like it it. was all worth it at the end. But you know you don't know that when. you start. Yeah, you don't. You feel me? It's so crazy. Like You don't know. that's that's the faith you got to have. though. yeah. My best my best thread it was just. a recent one. Let me let me say my best. thread right now. Nah, nah, nah, not that one. there's a new one? There's a new one. So.
I said, "Manifestation is having faith. in yourself. That's what it is. Manifestation having faith in yourself. Having faith in yourself is having faith. in God.". Cuz God created you. so you have to have faith in what he. created. yeah. Ooh, that's a bar. You feel me? It's a bar. So manifestation. that's believing in yourself. You got. faith in yourself. Yeah. Having faith in. yourself is having faith in God because. who created. You know? Yeah. So have faith. Because. God God did the hard Now you just. got to do the easy Actually you.
can just go do it. Just go try. He'll. lead you that way, you know? Yeah, but. you have to always like work at it cuz. if you're just if you're just. like kind of going towards it Yeah. you're not going to you're not going to. get there. Facts, bro. You got to actually make. steps run, fam. sprint towards. that. We only got what? The average life is. like 75. Damn, bro. Everybody's like, "Yo, I want to be successful early. I. want to be successful young." How come I. see you walking slow? Sprint. Yeah, there's dumb asses that that are.
millionaires at this age, fam, so you. can do it. Mhm. But. that's the thing like you don't. necessarily have to get there in a rush. though. But if that's what you want, don't lie to yourself and be like. "Oh, I'm going to do this fast." All. right, let's see it though. You know. what I'm saying? I seen something on. TikTok too. It was like. uh somebody graduated at 20 uh 24, but. got their first job at like 30. And then. somebody got like was a millionaire at. 25 and something like that. But blah. blah blah. Long story short like. everyone's on their own time zone. Like.
you you don't have to follow everyone's. path, you know? We we're all different. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, like you. know there's no there's no need to like. look at somebody else's. Real life because What's the. point? What what are you going to do that. affects theirs? You know what I'm. saying? You only need to affect yours. Facts. Back to the Uber thing real. quick. The I I the craziest finesse. Yeah. I'm not obviously I'm not going to. say his name or but on the way to. the airport, the guy was like, "Oh, can. you cancel your order and ET me?" I'm. like, "What?". Oh, that's crazy. it turns out like yo don't don't ET him,
fam, like I think he's trying to finesse. us, but he's like, "No, no, no. Uber. takes part of my I just want to. get paid full. So so. ET transfer me and then I'll take you to. your place and then I get the full. money, you get your ride." I was like, "Okay, bless.". Yeah, there's some like this is actual. thing. Yeah. There's some people. that wait at concerts and stuff Yeah. that they just do. Oh yeah, in LA. Oh yeah, you saw it in. LA too. They do it in Toronto. Bro, we. we went out there was a guy that was. like, "Yo, I'll take you back to your. crib $400." I was like, "Yo, chill.". Yeah, this is what I'm saying. At the.
same time, people will take that cuz. there's no other cars in the There's no. other cars, man. There's no other cars. It's smart. Facts. Get your bread up, man. Yeah, like you feed feed who's hungry. You know what I'm saying? Like you see. people are hungry over there like make. make the food that they want to eat. Facts. Those those I see make money. Those Mexican people with the the hot. dogs at the end of the concerts. Ooh, I. know you guys make bank. There was um. when I was in Hawaii, there's this like. Filipino lady. Oh yeah. She's carrying. like a box of a whole bunch of food. Oh, that's not right. And taking this on the beach, right? She's not neces- I don't think she's. allowed to do it. She She does it.
anyways, they're hustle. She has a whole bunch of food. She's. selling bun sits, fam. $10. Everywhere. $10 for one thing, right? Uh-huh. But, you bag it like if you want. to get food, you have to drive what? 30. minutes, 20 minutes, or wherever. Freezing your food. But, it's right. there. Wait, is is it one of those ones. where she can't go in the island, so she. has to stay on the water? Nah. Okay. In Jamaica, you can't you. can't go in the island. If If you're. selling stuff, you can't go in the. island, you have to stay in the water. Word. you get a raft with a bunch of fruits.
$10, $10, come in the water. Word. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. It's That's interesting. That's an interesting law. Yeah. So, they can sell stuff out of the water. But, if you're on a resort, you can't go. into the resort. So, but the water. doesn't count as resort. No. Are you serious? So, every day they. they come in, they do their little. shift. All you want ganja? You want You. want fruits? I bet. And then, you're. out. They sell ganja, too, fam? Yeah. Obviously, everyone wants to smoke. weed in Jamaica. That's crazy. I didn't know it's like. that in Jamaica.
the locals, like they're on their. hustle. You can really tell a man's. hustle like in in third world countries, cuz they're doing their They're. like, whatever you think you couldn't. think of, they're doing there. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, I don't. know. When I was in Bahamas, I didn't. like the vibes too much, because it felt. very hustled. Oh, yeah? Felt like. Everything's just a hustle there. Yeah, like nobody really cares about you. Like, you know, just give me my money. Maybe you're just in the wrong part, like the tourist part. Really? Even at the Even cuz I went to. like a kind of quieter island. Yeah, there was When you're a tourist, you're a tourist, you know what I mean?
Like. you're just going to you're just going. to end up being sold stuff. kind of crazy. Everybody kind of treats. you different. I don't know. Mhm. But, it's like that's what it is. And, you can't disrespect it. That's life. That's life. Yeah. At the at the in. Paris, the attention, pickpocket. That's. a thing? Yeah. Well, and then when. someone sees a pickpocket, they'll. they'll be like, "Everyone, attention.". And then, everybody will look and like. Everybody looks at them? And they're just like, "Fuck." They do. that [laughter] Yeah. On the. train, obviously you're going to walk by.
So, everybody just looks at me, just. stands there? Yeah, and you have to like. face it. You have to hug it. Damn. Yeah, which sucks, cuz you got caught. That's embarrassing. Damn. Holy Don't be a pickpocket. I don't, man. All right. Thank you. everyone for watching this episode of. Jumpers Jump Podcast. Make sure you. comment, like, subscribe, all that good. stuff. Make sure you go to Spotify, Apple. Podcast, download the episodes, man. We. love you guys, man. Also, go check out my other channel, link in the description below. @CarlosWicoChannel, Jumpers Jump out. Deuces.
