KOREAN PHYSICAL 100 THEORY, SERBIAN DANCING LADY, & DARK HARRY POTTER THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.116

[music]. Oh, you know what's gross, bro? What? Have you ever looked at the mic? Not really, to be honest. This [ __ ] is salty. What do you mean salty? Do you see the bottom or is yours one of. the new ones? Yours is salty, too. Look. at the bottom, bro. This shit's salty. Oh, I didn't realize that. That's how you know we don't clean this. [ __ ] bro. behind that because because. if you look at take a look at the new.

mics, they're like gray, but this is. like dark gray. This is like if you if. you rubbed your pencil against a thing. like. No, it looks like it looks like Jordans. if if they're um they've been in the. water. Yeah. Like it's oxidized and [ __ ] It's. like yellowish like yellowish tinge. Yeah. I never really noticed that. I know for. a fact if I look that it's salty. Oh, that's gross. [laughter] That's like. That's like That's 115 episodes of pure. spit. Fam, have you ever got dared to like eat. something from the floor? No, I don't. think so. No, cuz I'm not stupid enough.

to like accept that. What do you mean accept that? No, I'm not I'm not stupid enough to. like, oh, $20 off the Oh, it's not worth. it to you. Yeah, it's not it's never worth it to. me. Josh, fam, back in the day, I used to. just tell Josh, yo, there's a fluff on. the ground. Pick that [ __ ] up and eat. it. I'll give you $10 right now. And you. would debate it, too. You would debate. it. And my boy Christian at the time, you know, K. Yeah. Yeah. There was like this water bottle. [laughter]. Damn. It was a water bottle that's been. sitting. I'm pretty sure there's moss. growing with the water. And I think he had a $20 bill. He's.

going to give it to Josh to drink it. We're just that bored cuz in our. neighborhood there's nothing to do, bro. And I think what's what's so sick about. just being bored in the neighborhood. creative. Yeah. You get the more fun [ __ ] to do. Y'all get creative, bro. You make fun. out of everything. You literally make. fun of anything you want. Is it Isn't that why um this there's. like an ongoing joke whenever we eat. stuff and it's like, "Yo, if you eat. this disgusting thing, 2012, Josh would. have done it or something." Is that why. he keeps referring back? He always says that. Yeah. Yeah. He. always says that [ __ ].

No, but I I remember in S trip, right? So that's that's the whole Cuba trip. with all the high schoolers first first. time away from parents, bro. I think so. A guy named Robert that I knew, he there. was like a little macaroni that he. spilled on the floor. Oh [ __ ]. And he was so drunk that he sprayed. Freze. E. And Alexis was like, "Yo, Robert, I dare. you to eat that off the ground." And he. licked there's a video of him licking. it. So he ate a macro poison. No, I don't know. [laughter] That man. survived. So I don't know. That's gross. I guess the alcohol [ __ ] uh what do.

you call this? Uh counteracted that. [ __ ]. Oh yeah. I you you hear those stories. how people if they're on certain drug. like crackheads are super super human. facts. Like you can you can even shoot them and. they'll still move, bro. They'll go back to life. They'll still move, bro. I'm pretty sure. like people on cocaine, they can take like up to like four shots. into the body and they'll still try and. attack you. Word. I swear it's it's um a life hack. that right after you get a hangover, you're supposed to drink more alcohol to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that true? So,

apparently what happens is your alcohol. it affects your your liver in a certain. way that it it messes up your. bloodstream, right? Okay. Now, in a way, when you take a shot of I think vodka, my uncle used to tell me this, that. you're supposed to take a shot of vodka. in the morning and it will cure your. hangover because it's um the fresh. alcohol de deacidicizes the other I. don't know for sure. There's some. scientific words for it. Don't take my. word for it. [laughter]. Yeah. Yeah. But that that's what you do. But. honestly, the best hangover care just.

like eat food, drink water, eat food, bro. I knew I. knew Carlos was old because we went to. the club and this guy all the all all. day all night, fam. Talking about the. burger that he was about to eat. [laughter] after. That's how you know you're getting old. That's That's you know I don't party no. more. And this Yo, me and Josh were literally. dancing in the club. Josh shows me his. phone. Carlos sends him a PICTURE OF A. BURGER [laughter]. LIKE HE'S BACK IN THE APARTMENT like. 11:00. Yo, with that burger hit. So I think. whenever whenever I'm on like let's say.

a hike dead ass. Sometimes I go on a. hike and the only thing on my mind. during the hike. is the food. Big Mac. [laughter]. I just think about the meal I'mma have. after. No facts. And that [ __ ] keeps you motivated, bro. Facts. Even like if you walk into a mall. and you're like and you see a bunch of. kids and it kind of pisses you off, that's how you know you're like getting. up there. You feel me? Cuz you feel like old. Yeah. You're like, "What are these kids. doing?" But really, we were those kids. before. So, do you think you're a Squidward now? No. No. Not a squid. I don't think I'm a Squidward. I don't. think I'm a Squidward. You're getting there. I go you.

I'm definitely not a Squidward like uh. mentalitywise. Oh, yeah. Mentality wise, but mature-wise, maybe. For sure. For sure. But but I still like. to have my fun. So, yeah. I I still have fun, bro. I still I think I'm still a Spongebob. You're still a Spongebob, huh? But are. you are you a Are you a Patrick? What do you mean, Patrick? A dumbass? No, [laughter] I'm a [ __ ] dumbass. Well, to to um. Who do you think's happier? I was going to say Patrick or Spongebob. I was going to say happiness wise, I. think I'm a Patrick. If we're going that. way,

but moneywise but moneywise, my hustle. is like Mr. Krabs. Oh, [laughter] that's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. I think I think I would want to be a. Sandy these days. A Sandy like out uh isol isolation like. by yourself. I feel that. Like in your own. No, but Sandy Sandy she's like the she's. karate too. She knows karate. Karate fam. She's like Joe Rogan. She's. smart as [ __ ]. Facts. [laughter]. Facts. Facts. No. If you bag it, she's not even. supposed to be in the sea. She's on an. exploration. Oh yeah. I never really bagged that. Like, why was a squirrel in the sea?

Yeah. So, check this out. There's. actually There's actually a Mandela. effect. This one's new. So, there's a Mandela effect. Sandy, what does she wear on her back? Nothing. Nothing? No, she has. So, you don't remember? You don't. remember like a oxygen tank on her back. so that she can breathe? No, her her oxygen comes from her suit. But you don't remember a backpack at. all? No, there's no backpack. And I'll stand. 10 toes on that. That's There's no. backpack. Yo, you're tripping. If you. you don't remember a backpack? No. I I remember I specifically remember.

Sandy she used to have a backpack with. like her oxygen. So that's where that's. where she can breathe from like a. astronaut. Astronauts have the backpack. and [ __ ]. No, because in one of the episodes she. was telling Spongebob, "Oh, this is how. I get my oxygen." And then oxygen came. from her thing. M Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Mandela effect a. lot of people remember. Okay. Sandy actually had a backpack. That's. what gave her the oxygen. That's gone. Really? Yeah. Okay. There's another one. There's. another one. This one's sick. This one I. I can see clear in my head,

but it's not true. Check this out. I. guess it's not true anymore. Okay, so check this out. So, do you remember Squidward? A scene. with Squidward where he walks into the. Krusty Krab. Okay. He walks in a circle. Sorry. He puts his. hat on like a on like a coat hanger. Yeah. He walks around in a circle, picks up. his hat, and then walks out. So So he's. like he's like he puts a hat in. He's. like, "Time to check in for work." He. walks around, puts a hat back on, and. then leaves. I think I do. I remember that. So, I'm. going to show you a video.

Yeah. Yeah. So, so this is of the. Simpsons, right? This is of the. Simpsons, but it's the same premises cuz. they remember them taking like. inspiration from the Simpsons with this. Okay. So, remember he walks in the same with. Squidward? With Squidward though, you. remember with Squidward? So, he puts a. Krusty Krab hat on the hook, walks. around the circuit, and dips. And he's. like, I'm going to head out. No, I think that was Spongebob. Spongebob? Yeah, Spongebob did that. No, it's. Squidward, bro. No, Spongebob did that. Leave on. comments right now. It's Mandela effect. It's dead ass Mandela effect.

Okay. So, everybody remembers. I remember. I. can see it clear in my head. Like, literally Squidward walks in. Yeah. And he's he's like, "Oh, I'm head out.". Okay. Puts his hat on and dips. Okay. No, when you showed me the. Simpsons one, I think it just reminded. me of like it it brought me back to that. dimension was it was only the Simpsons. What? Like I don't think that ever. happened in Spongebob. You're from a dimension where the only. Simpsons, not Spongebob. Yeah, it wasn't. I don't I lowkey don't. remember it in Spongebob. I don't know. I It's [ __ ] me up now. It's [ __ ]. I don't know what to believe, fam. I. don't know what to believe. Just like.

the the the popsicle. Oh, yeah. The Bruce popsicle. Listen. Listen. I. started to forget more and more and more. after after you start thinking about it. It's almost as if like once you realize. it, it only lasts for like a couple. minutes. and then it's and then Yeah. It it like. brings you over to the dimension that. you got transferred. Yeah. the the the last one we were. talking about the hockey one. Everyone. linked the video. There was a hockey. one. Oh, so there was a hockey. Yeah. So, but I have another one for. Jordan for the Jordan logo. That's why I. was looking it up after. Yeah. So, uh when Carlos saw me uh.

researching, he was like, "Why are you. putting up the Jordan logo?" So, I. didn't know. Everyone thinks that the. Jordan logo going like this. Yeah. He has obviously he has shorts on. Yeah, he has shorts on. Yeah, fam. He doesn't have shorts on. He has. pants. Like, you can see the outline of. the pants. Oh [ __ ]. Are you serious? Are you serious? [laughter]. Search up the Jordan logo. and you can look at the pant line. There's no short line. Just a pant line. And you're a sneaker head. You're a. sneaker head. I swear. No. Isn't it like shorts.

though? Like on the actual logo. I swear. there's shorts on the logo. Are you. crazy? Sounds like that too, fam. No, it's not. It's pants. It's long pants. Yo, that's crazy. Search that. Hold on. Hold on. Jordan logo. Search that. Are you serious? That's why I was like, "What the fuck?". Nah, look. Cuz I remember this. No, no, no. Look, look at the first one. that shows you. Look, you can see the pant line. Like you can. see it's actually like like track pants. Yo, that's crazy. I never actually never. noticed that [ __ ]. Yeah.

No, cuz I I I seen pictures like this. That's why that's why I'm so sure. Obviously. Obviously, because when. Jordan did the dunk, he was wearing. shorts. But this looks photoshopped now that I. look at it. This one's photoshopped. Exactly. So, they just put it on. Yeah. And that logo has never been. changed, never been tampered with. It's. always been pants. [ __ ]. Yeah, bro. See, exactly. And I got another one. since I know you're a big sneaker head. and I know you're a big Pokemon fan. Oh, there's what? So, do you remember this is like the the. missing emoji thing for Pokemon? So, try.

to vision a poke a blue Pokemon with. like a yellow swirl like Do you remember. like a It look kind of looks like a blob. like a Yeah, exactly. It looks like. this. Yeah. Yeah. No, wait. That isn't that a. [clears throat]. Quagsire or no? No, that's not, fam. This is not a. Pokemon at all. Nah, there's a Pokemon like that. No, no, there's not a Pokemon like that, too, though. This everyone remind uh. thinks that this is a Pokemon, but it's. never ever existed. This is just a.

madeup one. No, there's a Pokemon. It's not exactly. that. There's a Pokemon like that, though. No, no, there isn't. Are you serious? I I know what you're trying to talk. about, too. But Quag Quag thing doesn't. look like this. He looks way different. He looks way. different. Quagsar. Yeah, Quagsar. Yeah, he looks way. different from this. What the [ __ ]. Yeah, [laughter] cuz I thought I. remember this Pokemon, too. But I guess. it's just a mixture of all of them in my. head. Okay, but Pokemon is getting weird. now. There's like there's some next [ __ ]. in there, fam. There's a ice cream. Pokemon. They ran out of ideas with. Pokemon, fam. [laughter] Like, they did.

have a garbage Pokemon. They have they. have um the [ __ ] the the gear. Pokemon. It's crazy how cuz I think at a. certain point with Pokemon. Yeah. They done every single animal and. they were almost doing every single. every single object. That's crazy, bro. Bro, I think that for sure when when. they came up with Ditto, a guy literally. just like he lugied on like the the. floor [laughter]. and then he was like, "Let's make that a. Pokemon.". But okay, at least Ditto was part of.

like the first batch. But later down the line, fam, they're. literally taking every I I'm pretty sure. there's already a billion freaking cat. Pokemon. There's probably like a mic Pokemon that. they just put ears on. That's next. season. That's next season. That That's. Pokemon like glue 20. Like, [laughter]. fam, I'm pretty sure they're doing every. single So, they went from. colors, then they went to diamond, pearl, ruby. They've done all the gems. [laughter]. Who knows? They're going to do like um. turquoise or whatever. Yeah. Just all the all the colors.

They already done sun, moon, they're. going to do planets now. They already. done the color black and white. What's next, bro? Yeah. No, but I appreciate them for like. going that hard though because it's like. to keep up that many seasons and come up. with at least maybe 100 plus Pokemon. Yeah, it's true. Imagine the designers like holy [ __ ]. bro. I think at that point though, they. should just bring back the OG. The OG. But do you think do you think it they. should always continue evolving? I think they should just stop. Yeah, I.

think they should stop and leave it at. there. So So like you know how you play. all the nostalgic games? So it's more. people are more like. I don't know appreciative and they can. go back to the because you can't. replicate that feeling of playing your. first Pokemon X game. Yeah, you can't. So might as well not try to. exceed the the expectations. You know what they should do instead? Instead of just playing off a regular. Pokemon game, what they should do? They. should do spin-offs of the game, but make you instead of the protagonist,

make you the villain. Oh, right. Imagine, imagine your Pokemon. like you're Ash Ketchum, a trainer, but. instead you play as Team Rocket. Team Rocket. Okay. Like there's a game called Team Rocket. Pokemon. Oh, that would go kind of crazy. No. Imagine you're like one of the strangers. and your whole time is like you got to. wait for online players to cry. You know. how you're NPC [laughter] away. Yeah. You have to wait and then wait for. somebody to to walk by you and you're. like, "Oh." And then you start playing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, um there's a. video I want to show you actually. Hold. on. This reminds me of something.

So, I saw this video on Tik Tok. Yeah. And people are saying this this lady is. a is a real NPC. Like look, this is an. example of a serious NPC that you can. come across on in real life. Now, check. this out. This woman, she's wearing a. skeleton on her head, a black and white. shirt. What the [ __ ]. Showing up to somebody's house at I'm. pretty sure like 2:00 a.m. Nah. Maybe even 3:00 a.m. Why she look. like that, bro? Look, look. Look what. she says.

She looks like a broken robot when she. speaks. What the [ __ ]. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait for. it. Oh no. [laughter and gasps]. So she sounds creep already. But look, listen to what she says, though. Imagine 2 a.m. you see this woman at. your at your door. [ __ ] no. This is through the the Ring. doorbell, too. So, it's.

Okay. Listen to what she says here. Okay. She's about to say, "Hold on.". [laughter]. Listen. What?

Do you hear that? Listen, listen. Listen what she says. Real estate agent is what? And who? You. must answer it back. Huh? Compute. Compute. [laughter] What the [ __ ] is she. saying? Maybe they are shot inside. Maybe. they're down. Can I help you? Can I help you? N. Are you all right? Are you? Yes, ma'am. I'm just wondering cuz I've. knocked on the door a couple times.

Because I'm asleep. It's 1:00 a.m. Please leave. We're just making sure we'll comply. Why? Just making sure we'll comply. Leave now. What the [ __ ] is she talking about? No. Where is this? Please don't tell me. This in the States. This in the States. [ __ ] Ohio, Texas, bro. That [ __ ] only. happened in Hawaii. Ohio. What would you. do that? That [ __ ] over at your house, bro. [ __ ]. honestly, that shit's like real when I. see something like that. Especially even. downtown Toronto when I see like a a. bucket like walking around, bro.

Honestly, they got to be like empty. They got to be part of the game, bro. Yeah. Like [ __ ] I wanted to wear. sunglass bring sunglasses wherever I go. now. Because if you make eye contact. with one of those people, then that's. where the interaction starts cuz like if. you wear sunglasses or or you're. pretending on you're on a phone call, I. don't know why, but the NPCs don't want. to talk to you. You feel me? When when you're when you're on your. phone. or like when you know they're not. looking at you. Plot. twist. Plot twist. NPCs, they won't. touch you if you move like a [laughter]. NPC. Yo, it's so true though.

Yeah. So you you So say that woman comes. to your door, you're going to come to. the door like I come. Hi. [laughter]. Yeah. Like what what's she going to do, fam? Like. dead ass. Dead ass. If some freak showed. up at your door and you acted like a. freak. Yeah. What are they going to do? I actually don't know that. You think you can out weird weird? Oh, cuz you can out crazy crazy in a. fight. That's what I'm saying. That might be. that's a good theory, right? So, next time I see a weird guy, I'm going just start acting like you. open the the system is broken. The. system is broken. The system is bro. [laughter].

like they'll be like, "What the fuck?". Like, holy [ __ ]. They they they become a regular person. and now you're the NPC. But but no, I. don't know if you've seen um uh there. was a guy that brought te uh they saw it. on the ring cam, too, but a random guy. with a TV on his head always put TVs on. everybody's porches. Like, I don't know. I don't know what. happened. That's another instance of. like um. like a like a random. like a random Yeah. And then every day. another [clears throat] TV he would. place. I think this it was in Canada. Like what do you mean TV?

Yeah. So he was like in a jump. like a CRT TV type [ __ ] like old TV. Like a old TV. So he would be in a. jumpsuit with a TV costume on his head. Put TVs down every day like at night. though and just leave them there for. free. So it's free TVs. That's like I don't. know why but it's like scary to me cuz. it's like what what's like that trying. to do? That's trying to do. It's so It's. so out of the blue. But but in my in my opinion, especially. right now, a CRTV, that's kind of rare, fam. That's. just kind of rare. Like you keep that. put put it on Kijiji.

That's a easy like bill to build. Who. knows? This guy So this guy wants to see the. TV, man. No. Dead ass. Like if somebody's giving. out free CRT TVs, I wouldn't mind one, bro. Dead ass. I'm I'm pretty sure CRT TVs, they're going extinct and a lot of them. are starting to break. So, if you can. get your hands on one, I'm sure it. generation is older for nostalgia. purposes, when all of the other ones are. broken down and you can't even you can't. even buy one. If you went out to buy.

one, where would you go? The thrift. stores don't even take them no more. Oh, yeah. I heard I overheard at Value Village. like they're not even taking those. anymore. Yeah, probably eBay then. Like eBay. Yeah, that's the only place. Or Kijiji or like Craigslist, whatever. Bro, I'm telling you that [ __ ] it's all. going to be worth a lot of money, man. like just looking ahead of what how. society moves and how like we collect. stuff. and that's going to be worth a lot of. probably have a hell of those to be. honest. But yo, another NPC sighting. I. don't know if you ever heard of the. dancing lady in Serbia. This is crazy.

Oh, I think I heard of that. You have? Okay, so I'm going to show you. the video. So there's a apparently a. myth going around in Serbia that if you. walk around the streets at night, you'll. see a dancing lady and she's going like. this. like she's doing and she's doing the. weirdest dance. Right. So, uh, if you. see her, you're not supposed to make. noise or you're not supposed to look at. her because if you make eye contact or. distract her, she'll stop dancing and. she'll start chasing you down. [ __ ]. Right. So, I'll show you the video. This. is [ __ ] Cuz imagine seeing this at.

midnight. Mhm. So, this is the first video. Look, fam. Look at the dance. Look at the. dance. Honestly, if I saw that in the. street, no, you don't tell me you would be like. I'd hype HER UP, BRO. NO. NO. INSANE. [laughter]. INSANE. She might get sturdy. Impossible. Yo, that's that's a new sturdy. [laughter]. Don't even make fun of her, fam, cuz she. might come running after you. Look. Oh, yeah. My bad. Yeah. And this is the other video. Look, another person.

And she runs after it. Yeah. Look, look, look. Boom. So, the whole thing is like they. even put it on cuz this myth was busted. as soon as Serbia put this on the news. Like, please do not go near her. So it's. not true or it is true. It is true. So she's a real person. Yeah, she's a real person. Cuz I heard this is from what I heard. I heard that Serbian woman. Yeah. She is a known She's like a known NPC. She's like a known um buck around. Okay. Okay.

And everybody sees her. She's like one. of the, you know, Young and Dundas, the believe. guy. The guy. Yeah. She's just like that. Oh, okay. They'll see them around. They'll see. them around all the time. And then like. you're just not supposed to touch her. touch her. Yeah. Or distract her. cuz she's she'll [ __ ] you up. I know. I know. But Yeah. Go ahead. I think I think we're just afraid of. weird. Yeah, bro. Cuz. it's not necessarily She's not. necessarily doing anything wrong, bro. We're just afraid of weird. Yeah, cuz it's out of the norm, fam. Like, real talks, we really shouldn't be. afraid of homeless people or buckets or.

whatever. Yeah, we should not be afraid of them. M I don't know. Some though cuz it's. like some they're like mad aggressive. So, it's like. Okay. Yeah, I I agree. I agree. It's. It's not It's not safe to interact. Yo, so I was I was down in Chinatown. I. don't think I said this on the pie. I. was down in Chinatown. and me and Sanjay, we were walking. and I see this abandoned it's almost. like an abandoned building. Okay. I think it used to be like a doctor's. office and underneath is a parking lot.

So the top is an abandoned building. The. bottom is a open parking garage. that people use or No, it's open. It's just open. Abandoned. Me. and Sanjay, we look, we're from the the. sidewalk looking in. What we see? We see this man and he's. smacking his head with some object just. going, "Oh no.". Smacking his head with an object and we. look down like, "Yo, that shit's a. that's a dungeon.". Yeah, that's a homeless that's a buck dungeon,

bro. So, you can imagine if we're only seeing. this from the sidewalk. Imagine if we. walk down in there. What we'll see in the crevices and the. corners. There's probably a whole community, bro. Yeah, that's what's even crazier. Before I saw that, I had a dream of. something similar. So, I had a dream where I was I was like. exploring this um you know the the. underpass like a underpass of a. of a bridge. of a highway. Yeah. Yeah. I had a dream. like a few nights ago. I'm exploring.

these underpasses of the highway and I'm. just constantly going into like. different tunnel systems and it's all. like it's just homeless people and just. like people hiding. But the the real. truth is we shouldn't be afraid. We. should. obviously Yeah. Cuz they're not necessarily doing. anything wrong unless they actually. attack you. Yeah. No, because that was my biggest. like um eye openener when I went to the. Philippines. Like I was just riding in. um a nice car and all you see we pass. under the bridge literally there's no. space like they're shoulderto-shoulder.

fam like so yeah I get why you think. that if if you go down under that that. parking lot there's probably a whole. civilization. Yeah to just imagine I think there's. this place in in Las Vegas. they made a video about it too. So Las Vegas underneath their sewer. system. cuz Las Vegas it rarely ever rains. Okay. So you can imagine their sewer. system is what? Dry. Now they did a video and they explored. their whole underground system.

And it's a whole city underneath Las. Vegas of just homeless people living. there. [ __ ]. And what's crazy, some of those people. aren't necessarily the poorest. They're. just they just decide to live there. because it's free. Damn. And they're they're hidden. And it's a. whole community. People like there's I'm. pretty sure there's quite a few people. that live there. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, I don't know because. even though there's a big population of. homeless people in Toronto, you barely. see them on the sidewalk. So, where are. they? No, cuz it's cold, bro. Yeah, I know. No, being Yeah, homeless.

in Canada is so crazy cuz once it gets. to the negative50s Oh my god, bro. Cuz in Hawaii is different cuz I when I. went in Hawaii, there's homeless people in Hawaii. Yeah, bro. But but you you don't even. you just treat them like whatever cuz. they're just vibing. cuz they're on the beach. It's like. they're not even Are they really even. living that bad? Cuz they have food. They literally they can just fish. a lot. Unlimited vacation. Fish, surf, chill on the beach, sleep on. the beach. It's hot. You get me? That's true. Is the Philippines like that, too?

Philippines? No. It's just It's just always hot. there, fam. And I feel bad because it's. like if you're sweaty, you get sick, you. have nothing to wipe yourself, you have. barely anything to eat. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, I have a story for that, too. So, there was this boy, I don't. know if you heard recently where he came. out of a shipping container and he. looked all like um dehydrated. He looked. super skinny, right? And the reason why. this boy was in the shipping container. was because he played hide-and-seek with. his friends. Oh, [ __ ] And he got trapped. And he got trapped. So, this is what.

happened. So, they were playing. hide-and-seek, right? He decided to go. open a shipping container in Bangladesh. He uh what do you call this? He went in. his friends took so long that he was. like, "All right, bro. I'm going to just. take a nap until they find me.". Boom. All you see, he wakes up and he. he's like moving. He's like, "Oh, [ __ ]. I'm somewhere else now." And take in he. went from Bangladesh all the way to. Malaysia. Holy [ __ ]. So, listen. 6 days without food or water. and light. He probably didn't have light. in that [ __ ]. And light. Yeah. And there's a video.

going around where he comes out. He's. like he's like this. He's like all you. can see his bones and [ __ ] like that. Can you even survive 6 days? That's what. I That's what. I So he can only survive like 5 days. with food, fam. Yeah. So even though he survived, he's. getting u care right now. Yeah. All the doctors are like, "How the [ __ ]. did he survive this?". Like he went 6 days no food, water. So he his mentality is different. He's [laughter] different. That dog that's crazy. No, because I'm. dead ass. I'm pretty sure you can only.

survive 3 days. without water. Yeah. And 5 days without food. Food. Yeah. So 3 days without water, six. days without water. He's probably saliva. fam every every time, every second. Did he like drink his pit like 127. hours? Or maybe he did. He could you just. sleep? Wait, hold on. Hold on. The bro had food in there. [laughter]. That was all of a. Yo, did he have food in there? Yo, Loki, that's has to be a theory.

because there's no way. Before they went. hide-and-seek, I played hide-and-seek. He probably like took a little, you feel. me? like a little Oreo cookie or. something. Like, no disrespect. But. yeah, but fam, what if there was food in there? Like he. you know what I mean? It's it's not. there anymore. There's no proof of it. He ate it all. Actually, I think there was proof that. in the container there was nothing. Oh, there was nothing. Wait, so he's just in an empty. empty container. Hold on a second. Why are you questioning it? No, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let's break this down. Yeah. So, he hid in a shipping container,

right? Yeah. Why did that shipping container get. moved if there was nothing in it? Actually, check that out. It had to be. something in there. Feel me? Now, it's. either food, canned goods. It's got to. be something, bro. [ __ ] But when I saw. the video, fam, it looked empty. I guess. maybe they just move empty ones then. I. could be wrong. I could be totally. wrong. This guy. [laughter]. like, "Fuck that. You There's no way he. survived.". No, but but dead ass, if if there's food.

in there, right? Yeah. There would be no remnants of it. because he ate it. Yeah. No, but the cans. There would be. cans or or plastics. Or plastics. He's just Yo, he's just a demon, bro. [laughter] It's like he's built. different, bro. Or what if it's just like fresh food? What if it's What if it's fresh food, bro? What if it's like vegetables and. [ __ ] He ate that whole thing. No. evidence. I don't know. No, but the the signs lead. to no food because he's Lily. You could. see his bones and [ __ ]. Word. Word. So, he's malnourish.

Yeah. Maybe. Maybe like say another 3. days he's dead for sure. Okay. Okay. You feel me? But maybe he he hit the. max. He literally hit the max. No disrespect. I'm just like question. I'm just questioning. NBA fans, it's. time to bring the hoops to action to the. palm of your hand with DraftKings. Sportsbook, an official sports betting. partner of the NBA. This week, new. customers can bet $5 and win $200 in. free bets instantly. Plus, for a limited. time, all new and existing customers can.

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customers can bet $5 on the NBA and get. $200 in free bets instantly. Only at. DraftKings Sportsbook, an official. sports betting partner of the NBA with. Code Jump Pod Jump M P O D. Yo, so. there's a Harry Potter theory. Have you. heard the Harry Potter theory? No. What is that? There's a theory that. Harry Potter, he imagined every single thing that. happened with the wizarding world and. him going to Hogwarts because what.

actually happened to him? He starved to. death and he was malnourished. And what. happened? He hallucinated the whole thing. What? The whole Harry Potter series. Yeah. So, check this out. So, the theory. goes that Harry, remember his his aunt. and uncle that were not taking care of. him? This guy, he was living under the. stairs, remember? In that little. cupboard, kind of like a closet. Yeah. Now, theory goes that, it even says it. in the book, they didn't even feed him.

Oh, [ __ ]. That he was he was almost starving. He. was malnourished. Now, theory goes that he was so. malnourished and he was starving so much. that he started to hallucinate. And when he actually gets taken away to. Hogwarts, it's not him getting taken. away to a magical school. It's him. getting taken away to child services and. bringing him to a foster care, but the. damage has already been done to his. psyche because he went insane. Oh, so the whole So, is it like Alice in. Borderland where it's him going through.

therapy? It's like It's like he's he's. going through uh child services and then. he thinks he's part of this new school. He's just crazy. He's just crazy. Everything's because. you're imagining magic and [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. Why would Yeah, Hogwarts is. not a thing obviously. Exactly. It's just a fun theory, but that's a crazy take on on Harry. Potter. Imagine like he imagine the. whole thing and he would cuz he he was. starving. He was in the little closet. No, because Yeah. If you once you bring. out that little closet thing, if I was.

in there for so long, you can only stay. in there without going crazy. Exactly. Right. So, yeah, sensations. make sense. I'm pretty sure I I forgot who it was. cuz there was a YouTuber that did it. that. they put him into a room with no light, okay, and completely soundproof room. It might. have been Mr. Beast. I forgot exactly. Uh, correct me if I'm wrong in the. comments. It might have been Mr. Beast, okay? Stayed in that room and eventually he. started to hear voices that weren't his.

Oh, [ __ ]. And he started to he started to see. faces all around the room talking to him. and taunting him. Now whether that be. his subconscious or even something else. for whatever what it for whatever it was. it was literally his psyche his he was. going insane. Yeah, bro. He started to go insane because he. couldn't hear anything. He couldn't see. anything. It was just up to his. imagination. I'm telling you, if you let your. imagination run wild, it's a [ __ ] place.

I remember I was scrolling through. TikTok and obviously you commented under. this cuz I went to the comments. You. were the first one. It was the the. breath technique one. So So if you if you um there's something. called breath techniques where you can. bring up and heal your past traumas if. you control your breath. So it's like. and there's videos where you you go to. classes and like you'll see people doing. the breathing technique 2 minutes later. they're crying. They're like screaming, "Ah!" cuz all the BIOG [laughter].

AND AND SO I GO TO THE TIKTOK. IT'S LIKE. some obviously some jumpers jump [ __ ] I. go to the first comment. Oh, Joe Rogan. taught me about this. No, no, no, no. It's not. It's not. I I. was I was referring to Moist Critical. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. The guy who. Yeah. No, but it was making fun. It was making. fun of what it actually was. Bioenerogenics. So, there's this video, there's this uh. there's this bodybuilder I used to watch. all the time, and he would give advice on on working. out and how to be healthy and [ __ ].

right? Very good content. But he made this one video about that. about like uh going through trauma. screaming and it's supposed to release. your energy. Sure, like maybe it really does work. I'm not discrediting it, but there was a. video made by Moyes Critical and he was. just making fun of him doing it. You. know how he does like the commentaries. and [ __ ] I'm going to show you the. video later. is funny as [ __ ] but. search up bioenerogenics by Moist. Critical. That [ __ ] was so that was one. of the funniest videos I've seen on the. internet. [laughter]. But but he makes fun of everything. Like.

he makes anything funny though, even. though it's like a real practice. I I talked about this with with Denzel. and Josh on the other podcast. But most. critical, he's crazy. He can literally. just hop on camera, talk about any single topic, millions of. views. Oh yeah, for sure. And his setup is so. basic. It's literally just him. It's just Yeah, it's just him, his room, and like the camera. That's it. I know. that's all it takes. But I tried that cuz I I searched up. more and I went into like that that. little rabbit hole of the breathing. technique [ __ ] because it's like it's. apparently the free form of therapy. So.

I I just listened to a video of this guy. who's uh telling me to exhale, inhale, right? And I did it for like I guess. like 10 minutes and at like the. 10-minute mark, I was in my bed and. while I he was talking to me, I was. laughing uncontrollably like like it was. like like I nothing was funny, but I. started laughing. I'll send you the. video so you can try it too. But I just. started laughing and. that's kind of crazy. Yeah. And down below in the comments. when I read it, he was like, "Who's. watching this?" And kind of giggled. I. was like, "What the fuck?".

Yeah. So, it's like it actually works. It triggers maybe emotion. You know what I think it is? I think. it's because you started breathing so. much so much. I think it's Is it O2? I. think it's O2 that your brain. Yeah. That's what they use in laughing. gas. That's what laughing gas is. So, so. you can get high off breathing cuz if. you if you inhale too much O2 when it. goes to your brain and gets into your. bloodstream, I'm pretty sure you start. hallucinating. That's why people in the. mountains when they go climb Mount. Everest, they hallucinate like crazy.

That's why a lot of people that do the. Mount Everest hike, they pass away. because. they're not in the right mindset. anymore. Yeah, that makes sense because you know, um, uh, IA, the psychedelic drug, Yeah. Uh Aaron Rodgers supposedly took. this when he was going through a. depressive state when. Wait, Aaron Rogers, he's. Yeah. the the uh Green Bay Packers. quarterback. Yeah. So he took he he was going through like. a depressive state cuz everyone was. hating on him. So he went to Peru, he. tooka and then recently all his.

teammates have been saying that he's. hallucinating and he's being uh being. haunted by a a thing called the Hatman. What the [ __ ] So, it's like whenever. he's alone and the lights flicker in the. locker room, he panics. His teammates. say he panics and he goes out the room. and. and he's he's around a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know if you guys ever. seen a hatman. It's like a. So, he had a bad trip then. Yeah. And now he's haunted. Everyone's. saying he's haunted. What's What's this hatman? So, the It's a like a shadowy figure, right? It's kind of like a sleep. paralysis demon.

Oh, but it's it's like a known It's a. known entity. It's a known entity. So, it's like. imagine a shadow figure. Yeah. Long, tall, obviously. Oh my god. [laughter]. But it has a top like a top hat on. That's why it's called the the hat man. And it literally if you and a lot of. people have said they've bumped to it. into him in his dreams and he'll look at. you for 5 minutes, do nothing, and then. vanish. Yo, wait, that sounds like Yo, do you. remember that game? Do you remember that.

game people used to play on TikTok where. you're supposed to go into like almost a. hypnosis and you're supposed to have a. friend with you and your friend is. supposed to tell you left, right, left, right, open this door. Remember. now, I'm pretty sure. the entity you're supposed to avoid in. that hallucination game wears the top. hat. Oh, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's what they say. So, in in that. game, you're supposedly like moving. through a maze of um hallways or.

something. The Grandmaster. Yeah. The is supposed to be wearing if. you see somebody with a top hat, you're. supposed to. I think I remember something like that. I remember a black hat. It was viral on Tik Tok for a long time. I swear. [ __ ] That's scary. Still, there's something about top hats, bro. You seen Dino in the vlog, fam? What's it? Oh, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ]. He wore a top hat. Oh, [laughter]. y'all better go watch that vlog if you. haven't watch. there's something about like you know.

what's crazy. I feel is there ever going to be any new. scary clothing cuz top hats are scary. but that [ __ ] was made in what the 1920s. what's what's a clothing piece these. days that's scary. I don't know. the root sweater. the shy mask. shy mask I think that's been that's been. scary like since the '9s Okay. Like gang bangers in the '90s used to. wear that too. Yeah, but I'm talking like a ghost. If. you see a ghost in a shy mask, like.

it's raspy. Who started the ghost with a sheep? Cuz that shit's not even scared. Okay, I'm not going to say that. I'm [laughter] not going to say that. Please don't say that, bro. I'm not going to say that. Please don't. [laughter]. No, but you get what I mean. Like, who. started that? Like, where did that come. from? I I have a feeling the origin I'm taking. a complete guess here. Some guy just got. lazy on Halloween. Like and and from. there that's how ghosts were perceived. cuz probably ghosts don't even look like. that. What do you think ghosts? I think they. just look like human. No.

Yeah, it look like human. Exactly. But. we think it's like that little white. white [ __ ] flying in the air. It's. probably not. Yo, Snapchat. What the [ __ ] is on the. logo of Snapchat? It's a ghost. That's what it is, right? Yeah, it's a ghost. It's a ghost. Yeah. So, check this out. I don't know if. anybody else thought this way too, but for a long long long time I thought. Snapchat was like a adult app. Like it's. it's one of those. I think it. that's what I thought it was. Now when I. thought the logo of the Snapchat thing. was.

I thought it was a tissue. [laughter]. Low key. It does look It kind of does. look like a tissue. I dead ass thought it was a tissue for. the longest time until I want to say. like grade seven. Then I realized, oh. [ __ ] it's it's Snapchat. It's a ghost. cuz I never seen like you know how it. has a smiley face and [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was like a tissue. Yeah. Low key. Low key. I. It looks like it, right? Cuz there's no. smiley face on it no more. I think it did start as a sex thing. though. Did it? Yeah, because it you send pictures and. it goes away after.

Oh, so it started as like a sex thing. So I you I don't. Oh, so it's a double entandra. Yo, theory. Theory. They knew it looked. kind of like a tissue. Yeah. And it makes you subconsciously get into. that mood of sexuality. Yeah. Because what is Snapchat usually. known for? Oh, send me a. send. Yo, think about that. Cuz it already. gets you in that mood because your your. brain's already thinking about sexual. things even though it's not. Click that [ __ ].

right? Like a McDonald's theory. Like. how how the arches look like titties. Yeah, that makes sense. Probably, fam. That's a dumb theory. No, that's that's. could be. Okay, you know what's crazy, too? This is kind of a dumb theory, but. I thought of it. Now, I was watching uh. Physical 100. What's that? Physical 100 on Netflix. So, it's pretty. much Squid Game. THE KOREAN ONE. CHECK THIS OUT. CHECK THIS OUT. SO, so there it's pretty much it's pretty. much Squid Game, but they take the top. tier athletes in Korea.

Yeah. Just bodybuilders, like pros in their. sports. Right now, I'm watching this. I'm thinking, "Holy [ __ ] this makes me. want to go work out." Yeah. Right. And I. started thinking more. I'm like, yo, why. did they make the show? I know they made. it for Squid Game, but why like. physical? Why fitness? It's very. fitness-based. I don't know if you. noticed. The whole thing. is a lot about looking at your body and. looking really strong. Now, check this. out. My theory, okay, my theory is that they made that show to.

promote the Korean youth and everybody. watching, everybody watching Korea to. start working out more. Now check this. out. Why would they want their community. to start or their population to start. working out more? Guess why? War coming up. Yeah, exactly. Did you know every single. male in Korea has to be trained in. military for at least 2 years? Oh, yo, these guys are Yo, these guys, think about it, Lily. Uh, chess, fam. 3D.

chess. That's insane. So imagine. everybody's already trained, but who. knows the people that stop working out? Blah blah blah. Now the show comes out. and it inspires you to work out. What's. everybody going to do? Oh, I'm trying to. I'm trying to look like him. I'm trying. to look like him. Start bench pressing. Start going to the gym more. Yo, that. that show made me want to work out, too. Oh, yeah. For sure, fam. And around the time around the time that. War Talks or who knows, see yo, China and Korea or whatever,

they're on next level, fam. See, what. are we what is America and Canada. promoting, bro? Cake or not cake? Oh my god, we're so. [ __ ]. You know why? This is what's crazy is. because Asia, they conquered the media, the social media game. Yeah. America, they haven't necessarily, they. done it, they done it entertainment. wise, but they haven't done it psychology, mind control-wise. In Asia, they have. Because the only the. only uh really like body thing they're.

promoting in America is the too hot to. handle, but that's more like. relationship. That's more relationship and. like let's work out to get a a girl. It's still promoting the same thing that. we always see, which is lust, um sex, and [ __ ] you know what I mean? Trying. to [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah, exactly. But it's more of like um. this one really is like, oh, I'm going. to train so I can do challenges like. that. It's not to [ __ ] the girl [ __ ]. It's like I want to, you feel me? I want. to get. That's what I'm saying. So, how smart.

would that be if I was, you know what I. mean? If I knew, holy [ __ ] I need to. get. Imagine you're a leader. You're a leader. of a country and like, [ __ ] I need. soldiers. How am I going to get. soldiers? How would you do it? Do it that way, fam. [laughter]. Make a movie. Make like something that. inspires everybody like take up arms. Feel me? Yeah, I know. Because yo, back then uh. you said uh if you don't watch this. anime or like and you don't want to work. out after then you're watching it wrong. or something. Oh, like Naruto and even animes like.

Asian Asian people should be jacked. because all Asian people watch animes. Okay, that's kind of racist. But. yeah. No, [laughter] no, but that makes. sense though. That makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense. But yeah, it's it's a lot of that's the. themes. But what are the themes that we. see? Sometimes it's just comedy though. It's comedy. It's like fiction stuff. It's like [ __ ] that isn't true. But. that's what that's what we celebrate. more. I feel like right here, like here, we celebrate that way more than. the other stuff, which is kind of sad. And I think it's going to start changing.

though. Yeah. And stuff like um what do you call. this? Uh uh they even make serial. killer. We love those serial serial. killer shows. Oh, murder mysteries. Yeah. So they make us more like violent. They don't make us like. yo. And then they almost manifest their. population to do more because what. happens like if we take in content of. killing, murdering, blah blah blah. That. shit's in your mind, bro. That shit's in. your mind. And even that energy is. around you because you you start taking. part. Yeah. I know. I know. I love this show, but. there are a lot of bad themes on it.

Euphoria. I remember somebody was talking about. this on a podcast before, but Euphoria. is an amazing amazing show, but. realistically is really dark energy. Yeah. like it's a lot about drug abuse. and just bad stuff. You don't want to be. around your life. Now, it's it's very. entertaining to watch, but is it okay to. indulge in these things? And do you. think it would would affect your life in. any way? No. Because if especially if you latch. on to the characters like the Everyone. loves uh Alex, who who's. Oh, um no, [clears throat] Dominic Fe.

Oh, you're talking about. the main girl. The main girl. Nate Jacobs. No, the main the girl. Alexa De. So. she's like big with teens. So obviously. if her if her player or her character is. like the mean girl fan girl of their. Come on, bro. Exactly. And rude fan. She's a drug. Like come on, bro. I know. I think there's something that. almost manifests the population to. become like that. because you watch it and you're like, "Oh [ __ ] this is what high school is. like." And then what happens? High. school becomes like that. Exactly. Because everybody watched that [ __ ] So.

if man's if man's go to war like who do. you think is going to China and Japan. have people ready to go [laughter] just. cuz they have Navy Seals ready to go. just cuz physical 100 and Squid Game. Yo. dead ass. And I'm not going to lie to. you when I watch physical 100. One of. the coolest people. They're part of like. I forgot is it is it UDT? No the UDT. You know what that is? No. What's that? Is like the Korean like Navy Seals or. some [ __ ]. Oh no. Yo damn there's one of the I think he. was on Singles Inferno too. One of the. earlier season. One of the guys. Yeah. Yeah, bro. That.

[ __ ] made me think like, damn, it would. be kind of cool to join the Navy Seals. [laughter]. Dead ass, bro. Okay. How How long do you. think, you know, that that main one. where you you. How long I'd last? Yeah. How long you last on the head? That [ __ ] look easy, but I know it's not. easy. It's not. Yeah, it's not. That [ __ ] look easy to me. Damn. I don't know, bro. Cuz doing it. like this, I I tested it like this. My. My max was like 3 and 1/2 minutes, which. is nothing. Which is nothing. That's pretty good, though, cuz I tried. this like just hanging. Yeah, because a lot of people did this and.

they hung onto their legs, which is. smart. So maybe. this one looks easier. This one does. look easier. Under the armpits, it looks easier. Maybe I can go like a good four, three, three, four minutes on that one. 3 4 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. But did you hear about the There was. some guy who who literally is the. world's greatest liar because he lied to. get into the military. Did you know. this? No. What happened? So he faked when he was young, he didn't. have money, right? So obviously he's. like, "Fuck, I got to get some type of. money." He faked a new name and he faked. a education degree.

and he got into the military as like one. of those medical people. like a like a a medic. Yeah. As a medic. So obviously uh he. thought that oh I'm not going to be. doing any surgeries like they're going. to have enough people. So they lined him. up with 13 surgeries and he's like oh. and he's like now I got to do this. So. what he does have he has photographic. memory. No way. So he goes he goes into. a book, studies it one night, completes. 16 successful surgeries.

W guy. And he gets I think he gets like all the. medals for that. Like just like that. And the only thing he saved him was his. memory. That's crazy. Yeah. But he finessed his way. The. world's greatest liar, fam. Yeah, fam. I'm telling you. Yo, manifestation. I've been thinking about. a lot. You know how I said uh you can make. people manifest for you? Oh yeah. I think do you think do you think it's. true like certain celebrities they put. up an image and then they make us feed.

into who they are before they even are. that? I seen um Dan Bilzerian look at um even. Andrew Tate you can even say. and then they become that because. everybody starts believing that and then. it is what it is after. Yeah. And uh recently DG on his stream, so the rapper, he said, "When I only had. 60K in my bank, I went and and bought a. Bugatti uh and and I posted that on my. Instagram. I leased it." He leased the. Bugatti right after that picture. He. said that month he made 100 grand.

and that's just based off, oh, I'mma. I'mma put money on that just because. he's he's successful, so I'mma support. him. Yo, so you think it's almost like a you. have to prove your worth? Yeah. And then you can make more after even. Drake posted this. He bought himself. what was that car that gray with O? He. said the the Rolls-Royce the Phantom. Yeah. He said he said I bought I drove. it every day around the neighborhood so. people know it was me. Yeah. To keep up to keep up appearances.

Yeah, that's crazy. Just for that, let's go get our our. Lamborghinis. Lamborghinis. Purple. Purple and slime green. You know. who it is. That's why. That's why. Okay. Yo, um I. heard a story long time ago. M. do you know the actor James Dean? He he. was an old actor like this was in like. the 1950s I believe. But he had a car that was cursed. Oh [ __ ]. And what's crazy an actor predicted. James Dean's death before it happened. Oh. So um it was it was uh Alec Alec.

Guinness. Yeah. Alec Guinness. He saw James Dean when he. was going to buy his poor spider. Okay. Now, right when he saw it, he told. he told James, "If you step into that. car, you'll die within 7 days.". What? He said that. He said, "You're going to. get in an accident with that car. You'll. die. If you step in right now, you'll. die in 7 days.". [ __ ]. What's crazy, he said in an interview, Alec Guinness said right when I saw it, there was something sinister about it. and he got a he got a bad energy from it.

of the car. 7 days after James Dean got the car. Yeah. He died in a crash. No. In the same car. No, bro. Now, what's even crazier, the car itself is cursed. because they took the parts from that. that vehicle. It was still okay. And. they put it in another Porsche. Now, the. person that bought the bought a new. Porsche with the engine from James. Dean's car, just the engine, got into a s a similar accident.

and died crashing into a tree. No. Now, what's even crazier, there was. another one. It used a smaller part, not. not necessarily the engine, but another. part, put it into another Porsche. He. also got into an accident. He was. hospitalized. He didn't die, but was. still hospitalized. Now, eventually, James Dean's car, it went on tour to like different car. shows. The delivery driver that. transported the car. was crushed by the car, killing him.

No, there's something cursed about the car. And to this day, they don't know where. James Dean's car is. Oh, it [ __ ] disappeared. Yeah, the location is unknown. [ __ ] [snorts]. That [ __ ] is a ghost car. It's a It's a It's a Porsche 5 550, I. think. Something like that. Porsche 550 Spider, like one of those. old It kind of looks like the James Bond. car. Kind of like that. So, the the actor that predicted it, he he was actually um I don't know if. you watched Star Wars, he was uh [ __ ].

what's his name? What's his name? Obi-Wan. He was Obi-Wan. What the [ __ ]. Yeah, he was Obi-Wan Kenobi in in the OG. Star Wars. Okay. The old old Star Wars. Yeah, that was. that was the actor that predicted it. It. was Alec Guinness. So, did he get does he know the. background of the car? Like why it's. cursed or. No, he just had a he had a vibe looking. at him buying it. He had a vibe looking. at the car. He said, "I don't think you. should get that and I don't think you. should hop in that vehicle." Maybe he. just manifested that, bro. Because it's. one thing to have a vibe, but it's. another thing to predict the days, you.

know? Yo, but maybe he can just feel the. energy of that [ __ ] Days though. No, but yeah, seven days is kind OF [ __ ]. IS [ __ ]. LIKE IF HE SAID THAT if if Carlo Oh, yeah. Bah. [laughter]. I'm not. Yo, I have a question for you now. If if. if you ended up buying like a Lambo and. I accidentally said seven days, would. you return [laughter] the Lambo? Like, no. Dead ass. Would you return the. Lambo? Cuz anything too if if someone. tells me something too specific, then. it's starting it's it's like you get. believe it more. But if you just say, "Oh, that car's.

cursed." Uh, who who cares what he says? Yeah. You feel me? But if I say 7 days, you're returning. the vehicle. Yes, of course. I'm not stepping one. foot in that vehicle. I'm having someone. with gloves bring that [laughter] [ __ ]. up. Like, I'm not touching that [ __ ]. bro. That's crazy. No, but I think what it. was maybe he actually did feel an energy. or some [ __ ] that almost warned him. No, but the crazy thing is that that I. know it's probably not him. It's cuz. they removed the parts. Yeah, they removed the parts. That's. what I'm saying. So, he he got the vibe. from the vehicle itself. That's insane. And James Dean, he was he was pretty. much like the Brad Pitt of his time,

bro. Yeah, he was very, very popular. That shit's. He was up there with Marilyn Monroe, everyone like that. [ __ ] it. There's no evidence. Blame the. Illuminati, bro. [laughter]. Yo, there was a thing on the on you know the. guy on Drink Champs. Drink Champs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like um uh when you get so. big and you go through uh and you're. like making 50k per show blah blah blah. this and that like you get you get um. approached with doors right and one door. you can it's like oh a bunch of money.

[ __ ] like that that's where you can you. know do that thing but if you go through. the middle that's where you go. independent let's see if your skills. really uh what do you call this uh work. in the industry without our help and he. said he took the middle route right and. that's why I'm I'm thinking about But. it's like, you know why there's a lot of. one-hit wonders? Probably they took the. middle route because it's like, oh, I. can I can go with uh my own skill, but. it never works because other artists who. are really big go through the left door, go through the right door. You either. choose that option, choose that option.

And you think the one hit wonders of. just the middle. are just the middle. They didn't sell. their souls. Like the guy from Gangnam, I know he didn't [laughter]. soul because he's he's living good. You. feel me? Yeah. No, but the gang song though, he. conspiracy. He was already rich. Oh. Oh, yeah, he was. Yeah, he was already rich before he even. did that. He just did that like for fun. Yeah. And And I'm going to blow your. mind. The queen of the Illuminati. To the left. To the left. Everything. Oh, the box. To the left. She took the. left door, fam.

Yo, come on, bro. There's a deeper meaning. to everything, dog. With the left. Why do you say to the left? To the left. Conspiracy. It's a. Yo, what? It's a political thing. [laughter]. Paid Beyonce to make that. Yeah, [laughter] dead ass. They They already paid freaking. Yeah. the hospitals and [ __ ] Might as well. pay Beyonce. Yeah. I think a big fail was uh Trump. tried to to get Lil Pump on his side, but Lil Pump was already out his um.

prime, [laughter]. so. so no one cared. No. Uh Donald Trump was smart for. getting milk. Oh, yeah. For sure. He was smart for getting milk. Yeah. But honestly though, if like I'm not saying it's it's it's. the right way to do things, but if you really wanted to persuade. somebody's mind, Yeah. doing it through music. Mhm. might be the most powerful because we. constantly play the songs over and over. and over if we like it. Facts. Bag that. I know. Like let's say there's a a hidden. message. Let's say it's even.

hypnotizing, quote unquote, hypnotizing. If you like that song, you're going to. keep playing it and playing it. And what. happens is almost like an affirmation. You're just singing it to yourself. Sing. it to yourself. And then you sing it on. your way home. You sing it at work. humming it in yourself. You know. that makes sense. And that should just hypnotize you even. more. What if it's what if it's actually. affecting you? Yeah. That's why there needs to be more catchy. like gospel songs so we can sing gospel. songs cuz the reason why is like um you. only sing gospel songs and Christians. like good songs in churches.

But that [ __ ] is so catchy, bro. The we. are chill. Exactly. Children of the. light. Like [laughter]. imagine how positive the world would be. if we just sang that all the time. instead of [ __ ] [ __ ]. No, but they're not they're not putting. that on the on the radio. Exactly. I think that's the one thing. that's the one thing we got to change, fam. Someone needs to make like. Christian drill. They do. Yay, bro. He Oh, yeah. That is true. On on Fabio's track. That is true. But yeah, man. We just got.

to let go and let God, fam. Yeah. Okay. I want to talk about this. Yeah, I said this before, but I want to I want. to elaborate a little bit more. Remember when I said um remember I said. that theory how anytime you walk into an. empty room with nothing inside of it, is. there music? Uh like brown noise to me. No, there is music because if you put a. radio beside you. Oh. Then it picks up. then it can pick up the music that's. always playing. Now check this out. Theory. What if every single morning, you know.

those random times where you wake up and. you have a random song stuck in your. head? Yeah. Yeah. What if that random song you got stuck. in your head was because while you were. sleeping, you tuned in to a certain. frequency that's like a radio and played. that song while you were sleeping? Cuz. dead ass music is always playing. Frequency is always playing. If you put. a radio beside you, even though you. don't hear music, the radio can hear. that [ __ ] So what if your brain our. brain is like a computer? This [ __ ] can pick up frequencies we're.

not even sure of. You know what I mean? We can't even understand our brain yet. So, if we know a radio can do that, what. do you think our brain can pick up? Yo, and if rappers are smart enough, they'll put a hidden frequency. So, even. though you fall asleep somewhere, you'll. always be thinking that song if they're. smart enough. And what's crazy? Yeah. The people that really did take. advantage of it publicly at least. Yeah. Were X and Yay. Oh, for real? Yeah. And what X's songs? Like, he said that. X X said it on Instagram live. He said,

"You guys didn't know this, but you can. manipulate frequencies in the m." He. said this, like, "You can manipulate. frequencies in the music to affect your. mood and affect your chakras." That's. what he was saying. And I think Yay said. something similar. He said it on drink. camps actually, like you were saying. He. said the 808, you remember the 808. affects your root chakra and puts it in. a low frequency. So, there's certain other frequencies. that can uplift you and that's what he's. trying to use. Yeah. No, because like yo I I just.

bagged like I listen to bare 808 tracks. like in every song now there's got to be. a bump in 808 and. I was like [ __ ] my frequency is hella. low. Who knows like who who knows what that. really does mean. There there's a there's also a theory is. like if you fall asleep with like uh a. song playing in your in your ears. like you'll wake up even though you. don't know that song you'll wake up and. you'll know the lyrics perfectly. You probably would. You probably at the. time I I fell asleep I think this is. like grade nine. I fell asleep to to. Bobby Schmurda.

I memorized the whole song. I fell. asleep on a road trip. All the ad lips. Oh [ __ ] The wire the wire in my brace. Oh my god. The wire in my brace got. stuck in my cheek. Yeah. When are you getting those off? I don't know. It's going to be like. another year and a half. It's going to. be weird to see me braces. I know. I feel like it's not going to. hit the same, bro. That's why I was telling you I might. just get grills. [laughter]. Like not like grills grills, but like a. metal to go on my teeth just cuz I'm so. I'm so used to it. I say I say you just. get you just leave the braces on. forever. Yo, in the Philippines, people.

people purposely get braces just to show. their. Oh, yeah. they're rich. That's what my mom said. I. don't know if I believe that, but. No, but just pull the Uzi and just get. um all those uh just get permanent. braces. Just [ __ ] you'll have. always have braces. cuz Uzi has braces. He has his teeth are. perfect. True. Yeah. No, he just got it so he can feel like a. nerd, right? Like that he wanted that. aesthetic. Yeah. But the I don't know like honestly. I I don't think I don't think it's it's. any bad. It's any good. But right now it feels like something's. missing if I don't have it. Cuz I'm.

saying this cuz 2020 Carlos is totally. different. from before that. And I feel like 2020. Carlos is still 2023 Carlos. Yeah. And I feel like I don't know. I I feel. like I still want to be in that. in that realm that energy. You don't want to cuz. cuz the moment I take off my brace I. feel like I'm going to be a different. person. Yeah. I don't know. That's going to look. different too. What if what if the the. metal in my teeth like picks up other. frequency? Head ass. Head ass. There's a crazy story. Did you know. about the cuz uh something happened with.

Tim Tibo after they uh. Oh, I heard about this. I think. after after they beat uh the Steelers in. a playoff game after uh he was going. into the press conference room. He was. like he was going he was going and a PR. guy he's like, "Yo, Tim, yo, you know. what just happened?" He's the and Tim. Tbo's like, "Yeah, we just beat the. Steelers. We're going to the. championship.". N you realize like what happened like. it's been 3 years since you wore John. 3:16 under your eye. and Timbo's like okay like what's the. what's the meaning of that and then he.

he read his stats of the game fam when I. tell you God oh my god look at this he's. like so uh Tim Tibo that game he threw. for 316 yards. his yards per completions were 31.6 6. Oh, his yards his yards per rush was 3.16. And the ratings for that night was 31.6. What the [ __ ]. And time of the possession that they won. at was 31.6.6.

John 3:16. John 3:16. You m fam that that's more. than two That's more than two like. symbol symbols in that game. There was six. Oh, that's [ __ ] That's [ __ ]. Yo, that's crazy. What is What is the quote? You know what. is the Bible verse? Uh, let me. just read it. Might [clears throat] as. well read it. cuz I think it is a popular one. Yeah, it is one of the popular ones. I. heard that like in a song before. I'm. pretty sure. For God so loved the world that he gave. his only begotten son that whosoever. believeth in him should not perish but. his but have everlasting life. Okay. So, it's like. Yeah. So,

yeah. Yeah. People didn't believe in. you. You and then he flourished. Damn, that's crazy that he had a thing. Yo, that [ __ ] is really weird. We're going. to have to start wearing that [ __ ]. No. No. Okay. I have a story to tell. you, fam. And I and I texted you this. before. You did? Yeah. Okay. Let me see. So, there was this was like last week. Yeah. I don't know why, bro. I went to sleep. and it was almost as if like I I was I. was trying to sleep, but I couldn't. sleep. I'm I'm falling into sleep. Out. of sleep. Falling into sleep. Out of. sleep. Yeah. So, I went to sleep and I was actually.

sleeping and I woke up to someone. yelling a name. This is what I woke up to, Ezekiel. And I woke up. I'm like, "What. the [laughter] [ __ ] was that?" Dead ass. Yo, dead ass. I'm like, "What the [ __ ]. was that?". And. And I woke up like this. No. Like, [laughter] you should have seen my face. Yeah. Yo, cuz nobody's in the crib, right? Yeah. Nobody's in the. I was gone. I was gone. You're gone. Yeah. And I'm like, "What the?". So, I don't have no Like, I didn't even.

know about Ezekiel in the Bible at all. I didn't even read the story. I don't. know anything about it. I don't even. know what happened with it. Mhm. But I Googled it like in the in that 5. minute. in that same 5 minutes. What happened? I googled this [ __ ] and what it's about. Oh, fam. I don't even want to talk about. this. Why? Cuz there's more I want to elaborate on, but I can't say it on here. Oh, okay. But anyways, this is this is what. he saw. Okay, let me see. So, he was a prophet. Uh-huh. And you heard it.

No, no, no. He's a prophet. He was the. prophet that seen these. Oh, no. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm. saying. Yo. Yo, that's what I'm saying, bro. No. No. Exactly. Okay, we can't talk about it. though. We can't talk about it. Holy. [ __ ]. No, but that is crazy. That's crazy. No, because even when you texted me, uh, the first thing when I search Ezekiel, I. already went to the Bible. Like, exactly. That's the first thing I.

thought of. I don't know. I'm like, what the [ __ ] is. that? Yeah. Like I don't know what Ezekiel. but why why would that shake pop in my. head like out of nowhere. and I felt scared bro I felt like like I. didn't know what to do bro. no if know that story that it makes so. much sense and we'll probably like in. later way later. way later way later way later holy. it's crazy it's crazy. no fam what were you feeling like did. you feel like no I just felt like. overwhelmed cuz I I was trying to sleep.

obviously. I was trying to sleep and it It was like. It was like somebody was watching me, but nobody's there. Oh, that's so [ __ ] That's so. It's like somebody's watching you. You. know, you know, okay, imagine this. feeling like your dad's in the room. Yeah. You're trying to sleep, but he's like. staring at you trying to sleep. Imagine. like you know those times where you're. pretending to sleep. But Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you can't and you can't even more. because somebody's watching you. That's what it felt like, bro. Cuz I knew it was like something urgent. cuz it was like 4:00 a.m. Yeah. No, I woke up like. And you wouldn't text me? I would have.

just texted you that [ __ ]. You would probably scared and and you. know what I did? So it was 4:00 a.m. right? Yeah. It was. 4:00 a.m. I waited like an hour. till it was 5. I dipped. I left. I went. back to figure I went home. Stay on God. Yeah. I dipped. I was too scared to stay. in the crib. What? Yeah. Dead ass. Like I like that that. moment I woke up. I'm like [ __ ] I'm. getting changed. I'm leaving. No, that's crazy. Yeah. BECAUSE WHEN I YEAH. OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. I WAS GONE. I WAS GONE. EARLY. I came back the next morning and I. wanted to talk to you about it. I look. in your room, Sky, there's no one there.

I was gone, fam. I was gone. I couldn't. I couldn't even stay there still. That's a crazy story, fam. Yeah. Yo, it's crazy, bro. Yeah. No, but it it just reminds me of those. times where like, nah, bro. I can't even. [laughter]. I know cuz I I don't even like staying. here like by myself, too, because it's. like uh when I was searching up all that. uh dancing lady like. Yeah. Yeah. And you're by yourself. [laughter]. and I'm by myself. Like, [ __ ] bro. Like, not even my mom and dad in the. next room. like, yo, I'm here by myself. That's the thing about like growing up.

and living on your own. I know some. people are really comfortable with doing. it. I'm still not there yet. I'm not even. going to lie to you, bro. I I like being in a present at at least. one person. Like, it doesn't matter like who it is. It's like somebody be here. Yeah. Facts. But I I felt a little bit. more comfortable when I got those moving. cats, bro. [laughter] I'm not. [gasps] I felt a little bit more. comfortable. Like there there's some there's. something out here. Feel me? Like when. no when I had a remember when I bought a. fish uh oh yeah. there's something about just company. feel me there's something about just. like having some company even if it's a.

dog or whatever. Oh theory right now. that's why everybody in this building. has a dog. Oh low key. Maybe they're just lonely. Cuz a lot of people live alone and then. if they're not dating anybody they just. get a dog. Yeah. Since we have a bunch of cats might as. well cop a cat fam for that. [laughter]. Get a cat. Yo you know what's crazy though? So if. you're Year of the Dragon. Oh yeah. Tell. This is crazy. If you're year of the. dragon, the enemy year is the year of. the dog. And you're supposed to avoid. anything with dogs.

Okay. So, people that get dog tattoos and. their year of the dragon is bad luck. Anybody that spends too much time with. dogs and is year of the dragon is bad. luck. Okay. Yeah. And a lot of people that are year. of the dragon are allergic to dogs. I'm. allergic to dogs. I'm I'm personally allergic. Are you Are. you afraid of dogs, though? YEAH. YEAH. EXACTLY. OH, THINK ABOUT IT. CUZ I love dogs, but. what am I allergic to dogs? I don't like dogs, but I I mean, yeah, I'm not I'm I'm not allergic, but I. don't like dogs.

Yeah, you don't like dogs. That's [ __ ]. right? It's It's interesting. It's. interesting. Oh, that's kind of crazy. This is This is another crazy one. So, I. got this from GG. He pretty much said, uh, the year of the cat. This is crazy. They say the year of the rabbit was. actually supposed to be the year of the. cat. They changed the animal, but the. original is year of the cat. Now, the. reason there's so much violence, so many. mass murders, and honestly, a lot of. just terrible killings happening in the.

world right now. is because it's Year of the Cat and Year. of the Cat. The only two creatures on. Earth that kill for pleasure are cats. and humans. Insane. Crazy. And like when you told me that, it was. like so perfect of a situation. Even in Toronto. Yeah. Yeah. Because when I came back, all I all I'm seeing on my thing, oh, 16-year-old stabbed, 15year-old stabbed. on TTC. And usually, obviously, there's. there's a lot of violence going around, but it's it's like it's hiden.

Yeah, it's hiding. It's hiden as [ __ ] right now. Oh, [ __ ]. It just it just made so much sense for. it to to mix up the year of the cat. Like, it's actually not that. It's. actually not the rabbit. It's the. rabbit. Yeah, you're the cat. You're the cat. Yeah, it's crazy, bro. But who knows if this [ __ ] is real. It's. just interesting to me, you know, like. I'm not going to like, oh, this is what. it is. It's just like coincidence like, holy [ __ ] Sometimes sometimes it does. like make sense. Yeah, maybe it is. Maybe. That's why we topped a bunch of these, bro. But we're. Yeah, this is good luck. It's good. fortune, fam. Like, this is going to And.

I swear to God, like after after we got. like the the cats, our views went up. Oh, yeah. Cuz you know what they use this for? What. they use this for? Um like in the. buffets, Chinese restaurants to get more. customers. You know what I noticed too? The the. episode 111. That one got mo that one's. almost at 300k too. because 111 together equals three and. then three is like the. the communication number. Yeah, numeral. is kind of crazy. So. yeah, like sometimes it's it's obviously. hard to believe cuz everything is like. um I don't know if there's a coincidence. but. Yeah. Yeah. You know, who knows if it's.

coincidence. though. Like. it kind of makes sense. I'm not going to. lie. [snorts]. Like even with names. What names? Cuz like the the letters and the names. and stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's a whole different. story. That's a lot. [ __ ] Yo. All. right, we'll end it there. But thank you. for watching this episode of Jumper Zone. Pot. Dude, look at that. 1111. This guy, bro. This guy was He was. waiting for it, though. He was waiting. for it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Now, now that you know numerology, though. Mhm. I look at [ __ ] different. I lie.

No, but would you would you purposely. get your kid born on a certain day? Oh, yeah. Probably. [laughter]. You know, cuz you know what's crazy? [ __ ] this guy GG, bro. He he dead. ass. He dead ass made his son get born. on a certain day, fam. [laughter] That's. crazy. And I'm pretty sure some people. in in China because they follow Chinese. zodiac, they'll get C-sections. to have their child born on a certain. day. Word. I mean I mean a part of our um the.

reason why we got the crib was because. of a number. So it's like. Yeah. Low key. [laughter]. So it's like if if we go to that extent, yeah, I would probably have it too. Like. Yeah. Like there there's certain like uh. in the prices now for my my uh. Oh, you put like. I only make it eight. You feel me? If you if you guys ever. notice. That's that's tough though. That's. tough. Life hacks. Who knows? Maybe it's real, maybe it's not. But. like let's just see. Let's just see. Exactly, man. Oh, uh one thing too, apparently um you. know Jake Paul's going to fight what's. his name?

Andrew Tate. No, not not Andrew Tate. He's going to. fight uh Tommy Fury. Oh, the boxer's son. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um Tommy Fury is your. year of the rabbit. Year of the Cat, Year of the Rabbit. Okay. And this year, so Jake Paul might lose. Okay. So, if I predict that right now, if you predict, then. I'm gonna predict it right now. Yeah. Jake Paul loses. to Tommy Fury because Tommy Fury is Year. of the Year of the Cat and it's Year of. the Cat. Okay. We'll prove it right now. If that. works, then. that's [laughter] crazy. I I believe way. more in. cuz I don't think I think Jake Paul. would win that fight personally.

Really? No, but I think uh Tommy Fury is. actually a boxer though. No, he's a boxer, but he's not that that. good. I see I've seen some videos of. him. All right, we'll see that. That's the. whole thing. Are you putting money on. since Are you going with that numerology. [ __ ] Yeah, I'll put. I don't know if I'm put money cuz I. don't It's still a gamble. I don't know. if I believe this [ __ ]. Gary probably sitting in his seat like. Yeah, it's Tommy [laughter] like Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I don't know. But it's. interesting, fam. It's interesting. Well, we we'll see. We'll see what. happens. That's a crazy prediction. That's a crazy prediction. Yeah. Y'all. better play this back like a edit or. something like yo, Tommy Fury's going to.

knock out Jake Paul. Watch. Okay, bet. What What day is it today? Tuesday, January 31st. Mhm. Carlos. predicted it. All right, bro. Boom. All right. Thank you everyone for. watching this episode of Jumper Jump. Podcast. Make sure to comment, like, subscribe, all that good stuff. Like. that [ __ ] Like, press that like button. right now. Facts. And make sure to download, go to. go to Spotify, download all the episodes. that you want to listen wherever you. guys want. The road exercise, anywhere. you guys want. And yeah, go check out my other channel, too, if you guys want more podcast. content. I'mma bring out episodes every.

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