JEFFREY DAHMER, DARK HORROR THEORIES, & EVIL MOTHER STORY (Ft. ALL GUESTS) JUMPERS JUMP EP.100
I think I think a year and a half yeah a. year and a half I would have never. thought bro same look at those bro we. made it look at all who just thought who. would have thought. all right just for episode 100 actually.
maybe not even just for episode 100. maybe you can do this more if this does. really good maybe you'll do it even more. but we got almost every single guest. from jumpers jump history. in the building today alumni is here and. we're going to call them out by episode. number you already know who's first. who's first episode seven Josh let's go. shout out Josh the first guest episode. ever you already know black Gavin's back.
in the car. classic Josh y'all know if y'all know. y'all know. let's call the next one next one we got. episode nine nine this is a real cult. classic the real Banger Sophia Lorenzo.
all right. okay let's get the next person in all. right next is who is that episode 11 a. very controversial episode. why is it controversial Gavin ask me. Drake Drake Drake. this might be the episode that got us.
beef with Drake well who knows guess. this guest is Drake's biggest dick right. shadow. that's your mic that's your mic my guy's. here shout out Chan for coming through. how do you feel being the most viewed. guest on the podcast is it the most. viewed oh it is. that that sicko mode Theory went crazy.
all right ready let's get um episode 13. we had a very funny guy on our podcast. AKA Ryan RJ. shout out RJ coming through bro one of. our funniest guests ever on the podcast. all the brown boys on my side. next.
we got this is one of my favorites. actually we got jet lag Jay. man. all right that's your mic right there. you're gonna have to you're gonna have. to share a mic with with um another guy. yeah who knows all right this is a. Jumper's favorite right here oh shout. out you already know Sasha Grayson.
Ville all right and last but not least. of course you see them on Twitch you. seen them on jumpers episode. episode episode 25 Brandon Dido. my god let's go let's go oh. give me a better one bro yo I missed you. too yeah.
man all right bro honestly it's a crazy. journey I didn't think ever it would be. this big [ __ ] okay I want I have a. question for you guys did you guys think. like we'd be this popular or have this. much success easily bro easy like right. away on the podcast no say High School. you look at me and me and Carlos yeah. like just just knowing us from high. school and just you know what I mean in. the business class I was in with you. guys you were both very silent didn't. really speak at all like kept to. yourself so first episode obviously you.
don't know where it's gonna go you're. just trying stuff out but now it's like. whatever you guys do it's gonna happen. you know like when you were on the. podcast the first time did you think. there's gonna be a lot of eyes on you or. you thought it always just like this. little thing. I always believed in your brother say it. louder what I always believed in you you. always believed in me. still I didn't think you'd make it this.
far like you know I didn't think we'd. even be this close after high school. like yeah that's actually true we only. really started hanging like after that. too yeah so it's like when it's crazy. that's the thing I think when in high. school when somebody has like a creative. outlet and then a lot of eyes on it it. kind of builds relationships that you. never had before and that's that's the. beauty of it right because like all of. these relationships I had with people I. wouldn't have had if I didn't have some. Outlet or like some reason to go link. you guys like how many times did we link. like if it wasn't for the podcast right.
even Me and You Gavin like we barely. linked yeah we barely linked besides a. podcast that's exactly that's crazy. because like I think you were supposed. to do with Josh but then I guess it's. like oh the opportunity came and stuff. like that gonna. go. we could have. got any direction like we could have got. celebrity guests but now we just built. it from like that's real [ __ ] because we. in a sense we never really had like a.
like a big influencer on our podcast. honestly like that's why I respect the. most like you like kept it real with. like all of us you got all the people in. the in the ends all the people to come. go that's some real estate you think. looking back you think that's what makes. us special too absolutely if you look at. the guests it's literally just our. friends yeah. you did it all in your room oh yeah who. made it this far a lot of them don't. know that like I literally did it in my. bed like the bed is right beside us if I. move my chair yeah this was crazy right.
that was crazy but I think eventually I. really want to upgrade to like a proper. studio and maybe have more of these big. group podcasts right yeah but I mean. you're stressed though like like this. right now this is the most stressed. yo it's easy at the house it's easy at. the house for two things you're good. that's it but here's one I knew crawls. for so long I've never seen this dress. I'm stressed for her for two weeks. already yeah imagine eight points oh. yeah the Uber guy didn't even know where.
we were. yeah I was like yo how am I gonna eat. before this. so just for this episode two I put on my. story to get a bunch of a bunch of like. um viewer viewer submissions of topics. we want to talk about you guys want to. get deep on this one let's go you want. to get deep let's get it yeah let's do. it that's it. let's get deep down. I pick one of these and pick one of. these you want to start with it's one of.
these three I was gonna say before we. even get off the topic of like you know. how you bring regular people onto this. show I feel like that's a big thing you. get like a pat on the back for because. you're not taking celebrities and like. boosting yeah bro you're really showing. like a regular perspective which. everyone at the end of the day is. regular yeah but you get to see it I. didn't think it gives people hope too. you know I wanted to make it like. motivation too for all the people trying. to start podcasts like you don't have to. have like a big cosign like we literally. just did it out of my bedroom fam no no. big cosine and we're not relying on.
anybody for for cloud for attention we. just make it ourselves we do it our own. yo remember at grad there was um they. did like Awards right yeah it was like. there was one is like who's gonna be the. most popular After High School there was. a girl what's her name I'm not gonna say. her name but it's like the makeup girl. yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah.
like what would you think Carlos would. have done and and other people would. have done if they wouldn't like be on. the podcast yo honestly like I thought. like like we go Studios I thought like. that was good because that's what it was. right that's what I'm saying that's how. I started as like I didn't I just.
started the podcast as somewhere to to. promote [ __ ]. yeah but I just started something to. just like promote stuff and I didn't. think it would be we have like a. community now yeah I don't know if you. guys joined the Discord but the Discord. is a community in itself like it's. actually like a family yeah like it's. we're talking cult [ __ ] like that's. actually like a cult I used to be in it. hello like I haven't been on Discord in. a while I got locked out but like back. when I was on even Dino and I posted.
yeah yo dinos. you're the king of it bro I swear but. dinos a celebrity so I saw Dino outside. I had a basketball in my hand and we. took a picture together and the chat. went crazy and it was like something is. simple as that they just like seeing us. together in person like Dino lives. across the street from me that blew. their minds yeah yeah do you know Lou. the the Catfish story. we took a girl that was literally like. crying depressed on live we took her to. the Discord and now she's like like. they're talking to men's all the time.
that was good because it's almost like. yo yo she's crying I'm like yo get her. in fact because if I was gonna start a. community and I want to like have a. community that's behind me I want it to. be positive right I don't want any like. bad [ __ ] to happen I want it to like be. better for society right why would I why. would I start something and then all my. fans are like haters or all my fans like. they [ __ ] on people I mean even if it's. just jokes sometimes you want to have. like a Kami that's that's backing. everyone sharing love that's that's. number one man it was a ghost Cyrus.
the kids in the Discord like you've. you've grown them as individuals as well. well everyone in the chat has like when. they came in Baseline they're just. coming in as fans and now they're like. almost a part of the team indirectly. they're in.
you know what we should talk about we. should talk about some of our favorite. moments we didn't we never like bagged. that we never really talked about that. ever on the box I'm like on the podcast. for anyone's episodes or anyone's. episodes. like.
or even just a favorite woman just like. us honestly like seeing you guys up on. like six buzz and [ __ ] you and Sharon. just like all of a sudden just me and. tearing on the drink. just out of nowhere like you know gotta. be like you won the craziest moments. with the Rolling Stones bro oh yeah that. was wild I was shocked when I saw that. oh the roller Rolling Stones. archery. was it your birthday.
this guy with the Archie is not not. allowed to play against us no he's the. last person to say that because me and. you were friends oh last three this guy. looked at me he's like I'm sorry. yo what's crazy I missed oh yeah. okay okay this is a good question this. is a good question so this is kind of. directed at me and Gavin first it's. saying this is from Colin Michael he. says looking back at the other 99. episodes what do you think you've.
learned through it now even though it's. directed at us let's say even for the. beginning of quarantine yeah how much. did you guys learn over those years. until today today is what October 1st. 2022. I don't know you can locate tie it. into the question you asked before about. favorite moments like this wasn't. specifically on the podcast but when you. guys had that issue with people copying. your stuff it was like semi a beef yeah. like initially how did you feel and how. did you like move on from that for that. because I feel like that was growth in.
itself yeah figuring out how to deal. with these people I feel like you you. guys blew up so fast it's like you. didn't have the time to train with the. little things yeah honestly honestly. okay what's your take on that before I. go what's it ran one podcast like before. and then we're like yo this is good and. then we're just like ah every every. other episode will Air it but just. question like in terms of like how did. you learn to handle that and like really. copycats for beef copycats to be honest. we really didn't care because it's like. the real ones know who the real ones are. yeah yeah you can't you can't run with.
sauce for that long until it's gonna. come back to you you know I might take. on it though this is my personal take I. want to see if anybody agrees or. disagree recently. but listen listen. I think I think if there's no opposing. threat ever then you're not gonna grow. as much like if you put if you put um. let's say you have a brother and your. brother's like the most overachieving. brother ever and you're doing you're out. here doing your thing you're gonna work. even harder to outshine him or at least. be on his level because you want to be.
left in the dust depending on how your. mindset is though yeah right what do you. guys think about that so you just called. him your little brother no no no no. no. for example those those other podcasts. copying us it's like it's like okay now. now there's competition [ __ ] it we can. turn up even more because we see you. guys and we want to destroy it if this. competition I want to destroy every. single competition in front of me what. if you already. but I feel like I feel like you don't.
grow like that right Carlos you're. taking that 48 Laws of Power approach to. destroy your enemy completely yeah. that's what you gotta do bro that's. really what you got okay do you think do. you think if you do have an enemy should. you shut them down right away or should. you let them grow nah you think it's. compliment yeah. yeah yeah I think I think like you. should be proud of yourself you should. be proud that other people because it's. true it's like what you said like even. for boxing like YouTube sparring like.
iron sharpens iron that's true it's kind. of the same thing I feel like if. someone's copying you like you must be. doing something right yeah. you're like you're you're obviously. imitation is flattering yeah imitation. is a form of flattery it is yeah but. like imitation it is flattering but it's. also conflicting at the end of the day. like as a photographer I've had people. that have copied me and then had people. that I look up to share their stuff and. be like yo this is revolutionary but. it's like my [ __ ] you know yeah so it's. tough to see that and be like well I'm. still where I'm at while this person's.
getting perceived as yeah. I remember like way back like oh legal. Studios I remember someone like copied. like your oh yeah bro bar for bar like. even the Lions and yo where are they now. that's true it's the thing is like. that's your pain that you put into that. right that's your emotion yeah I'm. saying the copy at the end of the day. like if you not like I noticed um with. specific people if I didn't post they. didn't post so it's like you're in the. driver's seat at the end of the day no. trust me the real the real will always.
like you're done come to the surface. yeah exactly uh with your art I can see. like you're passionate about it but. someone else copying it that's not the. same right yeah I guess passion beats. skills at the end of the day exactly. damn I guess that's true because there's. no way like if I see somebody else. copying another Creator right away I'm. like what the [ __ ] yeah like it's kind. of cringed to me too yeah competition's. good then that's what I said I said I. said I I want the competition just so it. makes us grow more yeah yeah it's not. that I like it I don't like it no I'm.
gonna be completely honest when when all. the guests right yeah and I had to hold. my. fur jumpers I seen uh him go viral I'm. like [ __ ] bro. I'm like how was gonna replace me and. they're not going like no no no no no. but this is real this real yeah. Sophia's episode boom that I had to top. that one I'm like oh my goodness emson. emson but it's like it makes you better. it keeps me on my mind yeah they keep. you going because I think that's the one. thing that that destroys everybody is is. being comfortable yeah low-key right.
like all of those times if you think. about it like all those times you're. chilling on your bed too long and you. wake up and like [ __ ] have a headache. because I was on my bed too long and you. don't grow like that yeah you can hurt. yourself from being unproductive yeah. it's like the worst type of thing. because it doesn't doesn't like progress. you in any sort of way if you hurt. yourself running at least you ran if. you're just in pain because you laid in. bed like I feel like [ __ ] after that. yeah yeah yeah you want to take a nice. soft drink.
I want to run through like a bunch of. different topics just so just so we can. like hit everything yeah to get that. Supernatural shape you can hit. everything you know all right next one. this one's from. miguel.v he says what are some first. date ideas. like like first day idea. me personally what I do right oh. goodness I'm married first of all so.
I've never done this multiple times. go to the store flowers first thing. really if you can't spin okay do you. think do you think flowers on the first. date is good. depends on the girl honestly I wouldn't. really care for flowers but like it. really depends on the girl do you think. you think it's a turn off though because. like he's putting so much so much. attention into it. I mean there's meaning in it then I'd be. like thank you. to see my intentions at the first thing.
so I told her I laid my eyes on you I. want you so I went to the store and I. got those things if you can't spend 15. on a girl for some flowers you you not. it so I bought flowers and I took it all. you can eat yeah yeah cause you don't. got to pick one off the menu pick. whatever you want all you can eat. with flowers because I know she never. expected that you see you you know you.
asked her that question but they never. expected. um that's true that's true okay. is kind of like unless you're a man like. RJ that's hard to pull off like because. you got to be a character and it's just. like oh when should I eat and when. should I talk like it's hard you don't. think you should be like RJ but not not. but you should put everything like up. front you should see the way someone. eats you should see the way like yeah. just if you're yourself I don't know if. it like I feel like that's almost better. in the long run if you're slowing down. and whatnot then you get into the.
relationship and [ __ ] changes were you. talking before the dinner day or was. that your yeah yeah because I'm the type. of guy I'm just like entertain whatever. right yeah and usually I take girls with. bubble tea you know what though okay I'm. gonna tell you this though I feel it I. feel like am I wrong when I say when I. say dinner dates are are bear like a. commitment kind of because you have to. sit down for hours. depends on the person though. way to get to know the person like if. you go for bubble teeth yeah but if.
you're going it was more casual the. first one yeah the first day. would you go on a dinner date for your. first date. would you no see because I feel like. some girls are shy well every guy. that's what I wanted to test though. people have their own skills yeah be shy. with me but if I could get you through. these two hours that's good that's good. because like I said I'll take you to. Bubble Tea because I knew my ass was not. gonna chill for an hour you know what. I'm saying but I knew if I'm gonna take. you to dinner and I could wait the two.
hours that I like you because you can. meet my mom you know what I'm saying. yeah yeah. baby if you see this. you do something that is fun and active. so even though you have a [ __ ] like. combo you're having fun yeah. if you go home right at the end of the. day if you had fun yeah it doesn't. matter if you had fun with them at least. you had fun right then you can get. Korean barbecue then you can get both. Bluetooth yeah.
the best deal idea ever you ready I've. seen this in a movie nah nah nah. that's sick too that's it too but that's. not what I'm saying before you start I. gotta say remember the time we couldn't. decide what to eat and this is like this. is skill from Carlos yeah where's the. first place you want to go in the world. yeah yeah I think I said Mexico and he's. like all right we're getting Mexican. food yeah and everyone's like that yeah. we can't say no wait wait before you. give us the best one go go around are. you sure.
okay. what would you do I say arcade bro like. like Gavin was saying like he put me on. um. yeah like Gavin was saying if there's. like those moments where you're kind of. awkward with the girl like you're in. this competition you're doing something. yeah hey you're doing something and it's. like a fun way to just it's like it's. like yo nice strike. yeah that's the thing though I talk a. lot of [ __ ] are you gonna flip that way. too like it's kind of like a playful. exactly can't take [ __ ] like I talk [ __ ].
like yeah exactly talk [ __ ] like if she. gets to go to Bombay your ass like go. home. if a girl can deal with that. yeah that's true right. because you got to be comfortable with. with people like making fun of you you. know. I guess like in any case just listen it.
doesn't matter if it's a he she they. them yeah like listen to them don't take. them somewhere they wouldn't want to go. I feel like you have to get to know. someone briefly before you even take. them out that's that yeah they don't. like mini putting and you take the mini. putting like you're just guessing at. random you know if you didn't know that. already then you're probably off to a. bad start you're not considering them. yeah who's on there. no I'd probably just bounce off jet here. and do this like it's kind of one of. those things where it also depends on. like who you're talking to like that's. true yeah you know the person a little.
bit before you take them anywhere in my. opinion like it kind of if you're. talking to someone who's really into. like I don't know comic books or. something and you take her to like some. retro place downtown or something and. yeah. shopping like it all depends on who. you're talking to at the time like I. could go I could go one place and go to. the zoo with a girl or something and you. because she oh no suits her she likes. animals she wants to see yeah you go. there as simple as that but if you go to. someone who like is allergic to like all. animals or hey.
you need to know like basic things. before you actually make a commitment to. go out you have to put the time in to. understand what they want and what makes. sense for both of you because it has to. be something a little bit more Mutual. than just something you think works. I have a question I have a question. before you guys go have you ever been on. the double date both you guys never. enough I feel like you guys would do. that though. really that wasn't my question what.
my question was oh okay okay so do you. think it's the guy's job to pick the. first date or can a girl pick the first. date whoever wants to hang out first. yeah I should pick I agree do you think. it matters. do you think it matters if a guy makes. an initiative or a girl makes initiative. is that it's not different. because if a guy takes control of a girl. takes control. nice to see a guy take control so that. means.
the thing is I'm shy so like I will. never initiate anything but like I don't. know for her so I don't know how about. you she'll spiritually summon everything. manifest that they asked me. um I don't know I think it depends on. how long I'm like talking to them like. if like how long are you talking to them. before you go on this day like does it. that's that's a good point too like. eight months eight months.
yourself. so you don't have any like favorite Xbox. you locked in at eight months see that's. the thing yo yo hit me up hit me up all. right this certain there's certain dates. that you can only do with someone you. really really [ __ ] with yummy yeah like. you can't just go on a walk with anybody.
yeah. one time I went on a walk with the wrong. person. the wrong person bro we're walking right. I'm just asking her I'm just asking her. so many questions right. I found my ran out of course I literally. said I don't know what to ask.
I don't know. right there bro. that's our original that's what you. though that is. sometimes you gotta admit defeat though. if it's not going yeah. but physically I can't do it my back. starts hurting and [ __ ]. oh no but this guy's a limp everywhere. he goes bro he has a basketball league. with a girl though bro yeah I know my.
knees get stronger yeah. all the chalkers. yeah exactly all right Josh you have one. yeah. you know for me I like I like it hate. that's like compact I like doing like. more than one thing oh yeah yeah well. when I like I like to go to a place. where like I can generate like. conversation it's like if I'm at the zoo.
or something like that aquarium oh yeah. at the end of my life best day of your. life. why is that I don't even know why like. like the scenery and everything it was. just amazing. I like to do that and like after like we. can go on the walk like we get like. dessert but like I just like doing. multiple things yeah yeah you know you. can try to read the conversation more. like when you're around different areas.
what misses then maybe the other one. yeah. that's fine you don't think that if you. run out of [ __ ] to say then maybe it's. not meant to be though unless you're. cool. at time but if you're with someone. that's just not flowing things like. You're Gonna Be with this person awkward. time and then there's a comfortable. quiet yeah yeah yeah but that's yeah I. guess it depends on the person. yeah because it's just a Vibe at the.
start right I guess that's a good test. to Leo just stop talking and see if. again. you guys want the best you guys want the. best answer yeah you're right yeah. listen listen this is this is literally. the sickest date idea you can think of. all right hear me out so. so all you need all right all you need. is a place to go it could be anywhere a. place to go. a phone and two sets of earbuds or.
airpods hear me up music what what you. guys do what you guys do you go on a. music date you guys go through the city. yeah and play music now listen listen. to jaybirds. but but yeah so pretty much what you do. you guys share music because music I. feel like right away if you guys have. the same music taste you're gonna vibe. you know what I mean or if they can put. you on something different or yeah or. that kind of thing.
you said what's the best date in general. so everybody loves music everybody loves. music Sophia if a man tells you yeah ask. her okay if a man tells you you'll bring. your airpods and phone we're gonna meet. up at the park no I'm not saying that no. you don't say. you say it like this you say it like. this I'm gonna take you on a music day. what's that it's a surprise I'll show. you. listen imagine imagine so so you can you.
can go you can go to anything you can go. to the aquarium okay you can play tracks. together and listen to each other's. music you guys can go to downtown just. walking through the city streets at. night time do you not talk no do not. talk no you're gonna talk to wow why do. you listen to music that's a good. conversation start. but but that's how you know for sure. that's how you know for sure if you're. gonna Vibe with that person there are.
some people that just don't listen to. music. if you both smoke weed that's a good. idea if you both smoke weed too yeah yes. yeah then you're just vibing yeah that's. so like subjective. so if I don't smoke weed I can't no no. I'm saying you can do it you can do you. can enjoy music however. the more the merrier for me like okay is. it a no for you guys like if you don't. listen to the same music as your partner. yeah because I I don't even care about. it no no I don't know why they can put.
you on cool stuff. the only thing she has to listen to. cardi bro she doesn't listen to Playboy. cardi I can't do it. okay I used to be on that tip I used to. be on the tip but it just. it's not worth it I bump young boy. morning tonight so if you can't if. you're gonna be annoyed from that just. cut but my baby love you know because in. my in my opinion it's like it's like you. don't want to waste your time right yeah. yeah you don't want to waste your time. with somebody you're not going to Vibe. with their weight and that way you're. gonna find out that's all the tests I.
think that is not for everybody like. yeah I could probably be with. you yeah I think strong yeah sorry sorry. like it's just having an open year like. if you have an open year to music I. think you're good like well I guess I. guess for me because I'm a very like I'm. a very like if you're open to hearing. these type of tracks and you're not like. a hater you're not just bummy and like. you don't think it's gonna be lame and. you can have fun with so little because. like I was saying the park did you can. only do that with a few people yeah. that's true I mean and then this type of. day it's kind of that same sense but.
it's still more open where they have a. chance to to impress you or like change. your mind that's true yeah. it goes Super well and or because oh. yeah I'm gonna put it in your in your. perspective like think of this idea like. you're hanging out with this girl she. doesn't seem like she listens to this. type of music and she puts you on you're. like holy [ __ ] she listens to that yo. but I feel like all that stuff is like. talked about like before the first date. bro. that's like the first day like girls. playing music I don't even know I'm.
gonna cap and be like oh my God this is. amazing. foreign. think about any medium of art film music. honestly literally yeah it could work. for any I think a lot of growth comes. from being someone that can like open. your ears or your eyes to anything and. genuinely take it in if you don't like. it say you don't like it yeah if you. like it good your partner just puts you. on something really cool you know yeah. yeah at least being open to watching. films and stuff like maybe Com or uh. romantic movies aren't your thing but.
like this person has really good taste. in movies in general no yeah so you like. find that deep cut in somewhere you. would have never looked you know yeah I. hate you like when I'm with a girl and. like she's not like open to like the. stuff like I like like she's leaving. like give it a chance. at all like if someone doesn't try a new. food I'm like you're bored. I'm okay if you don't like it but like. at least you like be open to like or. something like I don't know well would. you say that's number one for for a. thing for like compatibility is like. openness yeah yeah in general honestly.
openness yeah that should be like a. standard though yeah some people don't. have that some people like to live in a. world where people aren't honest with. them though like it makes them happy to. have someone gas them up or not and then. it becomes the idea in your head right. it becomes like you fall in love with. the idea of a person rather than the. person themselves yeah. okay bro. all right you want to hit the next. question yeah next one all right let's. go next topic next topic yeah this one's. a deep one because I feel like we're. getting into that deep deep dive pause.
ready this one's some thoughts W Daniel. what is everyone's take on the afterlife. wherever you believe in that's where. you're gonna go like if you truly. believe that you're going into heaven. I think you're really gonna go there if. you truly don't believe in afterlife. then like there's gonna be none for you. it's hard to say because none of us. would know the answer but I feel like a. lot of us just want to believe in.
something right because I think if you. don't believe in anything at all that's. that's a harsh way to live I I find that. I think that the mind. puts you in wherever you want to be at. the end like your mind runs through. images and what you want and what you. believe in will happen it's just whether. or not that's actually real to reality. like if people believe about having a. second life your body will imagine that. second life as you're dying yeah and. you'll live out that life but it might. not be real in that sense like it's. almost as if you're living it out in.
your last dying breasts this like second. life that you get but you don't actually. like it's not real to reality it's not. an actual second life it's what your. mind imagines it to be when you say. second life you only have two lives wait. what what do you mean through life like. they say it's the second layer like The. Reincarnation oh okay I've heard. it into like a dog or some [ __ ] or like. where I just don't have to do anything. I heard I heard um if you reincarnated. as a dog or like dogs are criminals.
that's what I heard like if you're an. animal because in a lot of cultures it's. a Chihuahua man remember that we had. that theory I had on on your podcast it. was was pretty much it was pretty much. like all Chihuahuas or probably some. serial killer yo his dog serial killer. yeah. I think you know it's crazy you know. what's crazy so my chihuahua right my. theory my theory is that Mike's wobble. was actually a drug cartel boss this is. crazy this is crazy you know why because. first of all Chihuahuas they're from.
Mexico. kill me yeah and if the theory is that. dogs are criminals or evil people in. their past life why does my dog know. when I have like my airsoft gun and it. clicks he knows the sound of mechanics. on a gun bro he barks at me and he gets. pissed like he knows exactly like my. theory is that right before he died that. was the last sound he heard oh so he got. shot yeah imagine oh that's mine imagine. that yeah what was a question again oh.
um what do you think the afterlife is. yeah where do you think you'd go or do. you go anywhere. I think so too heavy yeah so yo if you. believe it do you believe in healthcare. you believe in the hell is all. uh I think so. okay yeah I won't say like I feel like. it's kind of important to believe in. hell like just because you don't want to. go there so like it's kind of gonna like. teach you to like want to go to heaven I. think you have to believe in both though. I feel like yeah there's there's no way.
there's one you don't think that's there. for a sense of like control though like. hell like having consequences for. wrongdoings like I'm not religious at. all yeah but you know you hear some of. the things they say where it's like oh. you can just like on your deathbed ask. for forgiveness and you're good you just. walk through the Gates of Heaven like. immediately I don't know if I'm. misquoting that but like if if you don't. ask for forgiveness then what you go to. hell I think I think it's like um. because it's we're talking about. something that we can't see we can't.
comprehend Loki Loki the afterlife is. something we won't be able to comprehend. but my perception of it is. it really knows your true self when I. communicate with you when I communicate. with any of you guys I'm I'm speaking. and I'm projecting my message my tone. but you don't know for sure if I'm. actually right yeah you can't see my. soul like if I'm lying or like you know. if I have intentions whatever yeah but. in terms of how like the reason you. don't just come and punch me randomly. yeah is because there's gonna be. consequences in the afterlife that's.
like that's why we're controlled that's. why we can sit in a room together and. not like kill each other and get Primal. about it that's why I feel like it's. important to have like that belief that. there actually is a hell because that's. going to stop you from like doing all. these evil actions because you don't. want to go hell like nobody wants to go. to hell yeah like I feel like you're. good you got to have that like what's. that Meme of uh when you're on the. stairway and then like God has a list of. all the bad [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah. you're still getting it. there we go but what's what like what. are what is God's actual criteria if. there is a God. um like what's the criteria because.
because the Bible was written by humans. and it's translated yeah hundreds of. times like now we're at this point where. the Bible's basically broken telephone. yeah you know they even have the law. about like a man shall never lay with. another man it doesn't mean you can't be. gay it was basically saying like if. you're sleeping your homie's out working. yeah and if he comes home and sleeps you. go out and work I think people have spun. that because yo it wasn't like the the. Bible like kind of like sent from God to. us that's what that's yeah that's what. they're saying I feel like God is based.
off of love like yeah I was gonna say. that yeah love and peace love for all of. us and I feel like like for me even as. like a really little kid I wouldn't say. it was just morals that were put into me. going up it's like a conscience like I. could feel like inside something's. telling me like that's right or wrong. before I was like worried about going to. a bad place or going to a good place it. was just like something inside of me. told me like don't do that it'll make. you feel better I'll make someone else. feel bad. the Bible has really good teachings like.
if you just read it face value like the. Commandments are legit like don't do. this don't do that it's very simple. they're not asking much of you I think. at the end of the day is it's like. your true Soul like your true Soul your. true intention that you actually. because look look if I go let's say I. want to go and get a job somewhere right. I could have other intentions that. nobody else knows about but me and I. think God or whoever the higher power is. sees it transparent like sees exactly.
what you want to do knows exactly what. you're trying to do with your life yeah. and if you were actually evil you're. evil like they're gonna sense it like. there's no hiding it but if you're. actually good and you're good. then you go to the right place you know. yeah I guess ultimately I don't care. where I go after I die but I think it's. beautiful to think that like I'll get. another shot or like a next life at it. yeah yeah like you think some people. have old souls some people have young. Souls like I totally like believe that. yeah what do you think you are.
I think. old so yeah I don't know what you're. alive. yeah what do you think. I don't know if I'm dead I'm dead like I. don't like. that thing right because like at the end. of the day you you don't know for sure. but you can you don't have to live in in. a fear or live in like a yeah but you. don't have to like live with thinking oh.
I have to do this this way I think if. you live free and just have good. intention. you'll be rewarded yeah but as you said. before you can't see intention like have. you seen the Jeffrey Dahmer thing that. came out on Netflix I I watched the. first episode and I was like I don't. even want to continue this because it's. almost too real [ __ ] like I lost my. absence but then you'll talk about it. Gavin because I I didn't like watched it. yet yeah I haven't seen nothing you want. me to summarize this no so what I did is. the day after I went and I actually. watched like a 30 minute interview I. Believe by ABC on Jeffrey Dahmer so it's. the real Jeffrey Dahmer like the the.
character was played phenomenally after. watching this interview but it's like he. seems like such a normal guy he's. talking about like brutally killing. these people but he's so articulate and. like calmly spoken he'd be like they'll. ask him oh did you like what you did and. he's like yeah I had like these really. you know cool fantasies about like. chopping someone's head off or something. it's like if someone said that to me so. calmly I would question if they were. being serious if they're ring serious or. just like joking what was it 17 yeah RP. to the 17 men's and this was over nine.
years he was getting away with it so. this is like someone who is so crafty. and manipulative right yeah not to give. away because I know people want to go to. watch it but it's like just a guy in an. apartment yeah who goes out to clubs. specifically gay clubs and takes them. back and and does what he does I'm not. gonna say because I get flagged but they. unalize them he mutilates the bodies too. right he does a lot of cannibalizes them. he wanted to keep the skulls to like. reflect holy to reflect on the moments. like he found it very beautiful yeah and.
and the cops didn't do anything because. one he just said oh I'm just I'm just. gay it's just me and my boyfriend the. cops are homophobic back then they're. like all right bro do your do your thing. that's why you got away with this for so. long he got so crazy to a point where he. worked at a chocolate factory he would. bring ahead and put in his locker just. to like Flex yeah he said like brought. him excitement to know he was like so. close to. I don't know and the [ __ ] up thing is. um the families that are still alive. yeah from the victims yeah they're. getting re-traumatized from the doctor.
from watching it again they're not. they're not getting paid anything that. was one of the first Boosie takes I've. ever seen and been like yeah this is. real you see him going off he was like. yo they gotta delete this yeah they. gotta take this [ __ ] down man. but like actually it's like I I can. watch psychological thrillers and horror. movies and like be okay after them. because I know it's not real but seeing. this actually happen and it's true I'm. gonna watch the interview of him he's. like word for word bar for bar exactly. what they showed in the show it's so.
real wow it's scary yeah enough about it. is he alive huh yeah. he got killed in jail like like you got. targeted type today yeah you got killed. in jail I'm pretty sure I was talking. about this one I'm pretty sure yeah the. guy knew someone like one of his victims. or something like that and from there it. was raps. One Thing I will say though is like I'm. okay I'm okay to watch like Thrillers. horror movies all that stuff and the. mutilate like whatever like a show or.
movie with mutilation but like it. bothered that was one of the things that. bothered because my girlfriend was want. to watch it with me and I watch a first. episode and I just like I really don't. like it at all I don't like the thought. of being able to witness and the. recreation and like the do you think it. [ __ ] with your mental do you think it's. bad to watch these type of things I. don't think it's bad to I think you can. watch it and that's fine I think people. who over I don't know because some.
people don't watch you for you for that. reason I think people who use it almost. as like. people who enjoy it like there's people. who find interest in it and find it. intriguing to watch that stuff. um but there's only so much that like me. personally I can handle and just knowing. that what there's there's a 14 year old. the first like the first one or. something on the episode and I just the. thought of that just yeah yeah I. couldn't get behind it I feel like you. have to have like a certain level like. maturity to watch those yeah true let me. give you two scenarios though so you.
watch a movie it's scary but then it. just ends right that's Personnel second. scenario movies ending based on a true. story. what [ __ ] me up I'll be fine I'll sleep. fine if it's not based on a true story. but as soon as it is or it's like. something real like obviously a werewolf. is gonna like you know in the moment. I'll be like oh that was a little creepy. yeah but then it's like someone who just. casually killed someone in their house. I'm like this can happen to anyone and. I'll sleep a little uncomfortably but. based on a true story that means someone. like truly got smoked that way okay I.
remember when when parents actually it. came out when Paranormal Activity came. out I said based on the true story oh my. God I was stressing I was what was the. one that we watched right. it was it was so fun it was so funny. jokes. based on a true story possession because. like I believe in that [ __ ] so it's like. I don't want that to happen yeah because. I was driving home late at night like. you know when you have to drop all your.
friends off and it's just you. know. oh yeah and it looked like his like like. a real house too yo you know what scary. Gavin oh [ __ ] you're gonna get scared. what so just recently. like knock on wood I really hope it's. not haunted this is metal that's not. good wood but like let's pretend I'm. knocking on wood right now. I don't know why but recently in my room. my lights been turning off by themselves. oh no I'm not gonna wrap it up.
ass I'm dead. I'm dead ass so I actually caught it I. actually caught it on a podcast on ctm. when I was with Samir for some reason it. turned off by itself maybe the ghost. saying you should sleep no maybe Samir. brought the goals because that's the. only time it happened no but maybe wait. so this this was last night this is I. just came home turned on the lights I'm. just chilling all of a sudden off yeah. I'm like what the [ __ ] and on did it. flick or like was it was it was long oh.
[ __ ] had it on but the power didn't go. out because I had LEDs on too yeah it's. like The Stranger Things thing where. they speak in binary through the lights. yeah. oh my God also also I've been having. like weird dreams too I don't want to. manifest none of it though you know what. I mean I don't want to manifest none of. that [ __ ] but but I would have dreams. like shadow figures like just looking at. me and [ __ ] and you know how you told me. that thing if you have a so you said if. you have a chair in your room while you.
sleep you can't leave it facing towards. you mirrors as well I woke up the chair. was facing towards me chair is facing. the bed that means the demon is allowed. to sit there and watch you I turn my. chair towards my thing every night yeah. because it blocks my fan so I'm like or. whatever I'm just turning oh [ __ ] yeah. oh my God what if they're just sitting. watching me it's like so wait wait. because you always have sleep paralysis. right no I've gotten it twice. you never got it before no I got it.
before like once but it wasn't like. miles I was like did you see figures. though huh DC figures I seen Sharon. no I didn't see no figures the trailer. I'm going to tonight there's like an. abandoned Farm in the field near it and. um so in in the farm in the middle of it. there's like a noose hanging I don't. know if like oh kids set it up or. whatever but it looks pretty old do you. know bro no no it's like two minutes. away from my trailer Dino had a trailer. like 30 minutes from me oh the trailer.
boys that's so weird that you said that. because we just we went to uh we went to. abandoned Barn too yeah yeah that wasn't. that far and like there was there was a. noose there's a news Okay so there's a. noose and then there's like it's a. wooden Barn. um three levels top mid and bottom level. there was no okay there was only two. yeah okay so this one's three levels has. the Noose hanging in the middle and like. okay just just a noose and like maybe. hay on the floor so we Crawl Through the. crack to go to the bottom yeah just like.
ripped up baby dolls holy [ __ ] so we're. hanging down there and we're like joking. I think me my brother and my cousins. this was years ago yeah and so we're. [ __ ] around whatever and my cousin is. upstairs just like chilling there like. just kind of keeping watch you want to. come down nothing happened to him but. he's watching us the whole time and now. we go up like out of the basement yeah. there's a chair Under The Noose. he swears on everything he didn't put it. there he was minding his business but. like where did this change it appeared.
it just like appeared it just appeared. there but you know you know why you know. I care would be there though right. because oh because they used to stand on. the chair and kick it yeah that's how. they do it like to hang yourself you. would have to stand on a chair to like. actually hang yourself and kick it yeah. I assume that's what it was but like. that's crazy because this kid like on. everything and he wouldn't even prank us. like he was just chilling. well when we came up he thought we were.
[ __ ] with him because. remind me of the Vlog yeah. it was turned the whole time. my kid could never have dogs like them. scary dogs I watched Annabelle too much. man yo let's go Chucky. have you guys seen the new movie Pearl. Pearl yeah I've seen the X.
I didn't like so much it was all right. pearl is incredible really she's one of. the best like horror movie villains of. all time better than Ghostface better. than Chucky like Netflix no it's in. theaters just came out I was sitting in. a drive-in which was like perfect you. should watch it in the drive-in because. it's like old style film yeah. beautifully directed like the visuals. are nuts and so Pearl is just like she. she's a deep character bro she uh give. us summary give us something because. they love that that's a big thing about.
it okay so like one example of how she. is she thinks uh she has these very like. Grandeur thoughts like I don't even know. what to call it she's almost a. narcissist but she's also like she. understands people if someone's asked. acting a weird way she'll catch on to it. like 48 Laws of Power [ __ ] like she can. really loss of power yeah she's I won't. spoil [ __ ] but she definitely does uh. destroy her enemies the same but their. enemies in her head right it can be a. completely normal person that's like yo. Carlos you want to go for lunch and.
Carlos will like make up a white lie. she'll catch on to it and she'll kill. the person wow damn bro but yeah don't. want to give too much away but she's. just like you you actually feel bad for. her character and she went on this. monologue it was MIA goth who Mia goth. is Shia LaBeouf's girlfriend yeah yeah. goth is like one of the most incredible. actresses of all time after this movie I. got so much respect for her she goes on. this like six minute monologue about why. she cheated on her boyfriend who's at. war yeah and it was like so good if. someone had cheated on me and said that.
to me I would understand completely damn. bro. nah you have to watch it like when most. like if someone cheats in a situation. they kind of give like you know little. BS examples she really went through a. whole psychological like I felt this way. and this way and it was like a whole. like six minute monologue it was a. beautiful movie but like beats out. Ghostface Chucky any other of your. horror people he's toxic that's a big. statement bro and it's kind of realistic.
too because it's not no Supernatural. [ __ ] no it's not super nice that's the. scariest move the scariest movies all. the stuff that can happen in real life. you could really do this though that's. like smile the one that just came out oh. yeah. is that still out it's almost out you. should go watch it well at baseball. games they'll just hire accessibility. like this yeah that's all. and then that CTV the girls like the. girls talking the behind us like well. what do you think's like the scariest. move you guys watched ever hereditary is. very unsettling hereditary's still up.
there for me. it's just like yeah. I don't think any movie's ever been too. terrible Paranormal Activity I feel like. I watched when I was young paranormal. it's like now but when you're insidious. insidious was that the one no we watched. the Sinister we watched sinister. sinister sinister sinister spots like. another horror movie because I actually. really don't know like what's the. scariest oh you know what's funny I. actually need to like watch something. like because I don't know the last time. I saw something like damn I'm terrified. no but you watch Tusk with us though. oh my God bro I missed that one bro I.
watched it at work after you described. it on the podcast. messed up I think it was like crit. genius yeah it's really good who came up. with that but it was so like it's like. disturbing yeah it's it's messed up so. one of the one of the most [ __ ] ones I. watched recently was um run we watched. it we watched it on Discord you guys. ever heard about that it's crazy okay so. pretty much it's this daughter right she. grew up in a wheelchair and her legs are.
paralyzed oh wait on Netflix yeah yeah. it's on Netflix just now the clip of her. at the pharmacy on Instagram that's. going around yeah so her whole life she. was paralyzed and she couldn't she can't. walk and she's confined to her bed and. her mother has to take care of her True. Story by the way based on a true story. yeah yeah oh [ __ ] based on true story. based on a true story yeah. yeah it was a whole court case and like. uh investigation holy [ __ ] okay so. pretty much what happens bro she she. finds her pills right that she's.
supposed to take and the prescription. isn't to her it's to her mother and. she's like why is my mother's name on my. pills so she gets sussed out now she. ends up she doesn't want to tell her. mother because if she's trying to do. something to her she's not trying to. make it obvious and get caught right so. she goes on the phone and she dials like. a random number for a stranger to help. her and she talks to his neighbor or. like anybody The Stranger and asks can. you Google this name of this pill and.
tell me what color is it now the pill. that she's supposed to be taking is a. different color than the ones that she. has so her mother's giving her different. pills dog pills specifically yeah and. she ends up um running away from her. mother at like a at a movie theater. so she she goes to watch a movie with. her mother she and says like can you go. watch a movie can we go watch a movie. and she goes to watch a movie tells her. mother okay I'm gonna go to the washroom. real quick so she dips out. and she goes and sneaks to a pharmacy.
right away goes to the pharmacist and. asks her can you please tell me what are. these toes for. and the pharmacist pretty much tells her. yo these pills aren't for humans these. are for dogs this is for numbing their. legs and if you would take it it would. paralyze your legs yeah bro so her. mother's manipulating her and making her. legs paralyzed so she can take care of.
her so it's like it was almost that. thing of she wanted to be a mother so. bad and take care of her so bad that she. was willing to put [ __ ] in her system to. paralyze her own daughter she wanted. full control remember she used to like. coddle her in every way. yeah like so strict and not allowed to. do anything. and later in the movie is so oh my God. later in the movie she finds this box in. the basement and it's like a bunch of. pictures of her when she was a kid and.
it's also there's this news article and. this news article pretty much says there. was this there was this child that was. stolen from the hospital long long time. ago and it was her so she was stolen. from the hospital yeah and this random. lady just picked her up wait so yo that. was based on the true story based on. true story so yeah. which makes it even scarier but like. that's so realistic you could easily. find dog pills and do that to someone. which is scary yeah that's what I'm.
saying like literally the scariest [ __ ]. that you can see in Media or film. anything is the stuff that can really. happen the truth is scary sometimes guys. yeah all the time bro okay other than. movies like what's the scariest thing. you guys heard like ever or anything. that you experienced personally even if. it'd be like a near-death situation. almost dying in a car crash oh yeah you. want to talk about that tell us about. that not really. insurance is still you know yeah yeah.
huh I don't think it's done put the put. the black bar over her eyes. and change her voice for this that's. fine so was anything like bad like. injured or not badly surprisingly wow. nothing bad it looked like the the crash. looked terrible if someone actually was. in a passenger they would have probably. like oh like you know [ __ ] I remember. just seeing your snap. no literally like I didn't feel anything. at first like the ambulance came. whatever and I was like oh you know like.
I'm fine like whatever because the next. day yeah then the next day I woke up I. didn't like I didn't even sleep I woke. up after like two hours of sleeping damn. I felt everything I like couldn't move. my body I was on painkillers like the. whole day holy [ __ ] do you think do you. think that experience like changed your. life though like you would look at life. differently. and I don't drive on the highway really. anymore so like any side roads I'll take. yeah I like wake up an extra three hours. before but other than that like you. don't think about anything else like it.
just happened in the past and like you. don't well I don't know if something. comes up I'll be like. yeah that's like what happened to uh you. guys remember Michael Dillon from high. school oh yeah yeah he got into a really. bad accident because we were on the same. soccer team yeah and he was coming I I. think it was a practice he was coming to. a practice and it was raining and like. he fully flipped his car and he's a tall. guy pretty sure everyone kind of. remembers Michael Dylan somewhere like. three like the whole driver's side was. like the roof was caved in like it was. crushed like I don't even know how this.
guy was sitting this chair but like no. injuries he was just one of those things. where it's just like somehow he like God. it's mind-blowing how like good our. technology is for like Collision stuff. and we don't think about it like it's. kind of one of those things where it's. like these cars are kind of built to be. in accidents and that's kind of [ __ ]. up to think about yeah I want to buy a. car too you got hit by a car when I was. riding my boy. when I hear these stories I feel bad. because mine wasn't that bad like but we.
did laugh at him. why are we laughing bro. wearing uniforms yeah I got hit by a car. wait what I never wore uniforms like a. year you were saying like every. from their podcast like what's something. you remember and that was oh yeah that. was the story a lot of us remember yeah. were you in a near death accident nah.
just my car crashed last year still oh. yeah I remember just leaving Dawns and. then I'm taking a left boom bro my. glasses gone my glasses. bro and mind you three-headed snake way. Young Thug is still playing. that was a song that was playing. you ever think about that like what if. your song choice is poor like ambulance. is coming over and you're bumping some. crazy songs.
like that yeah it is yo it's it's. um it's actually like reported by uh. people uh paramedics that it's like. actually really like bone chilling to. hear the music like playing after the. car crashes because the battery's still. good yeah so oh that's scary do you were. you listening to music when your. situation happens some throwback Akon or. something.
remember I had this bicycle yeah but it. couldn't turn left they can only turn. right. I was going down like this big hill like. this hill was big I'm going full speed. I'm standing up and everything yeah wait. no at the bottom of the hill. and bro I land on the bike handle and. the bike handle was like it's in my gut. it's literally like in my stomach like. it's bleeding everything pause.
I remember. but yeah I remember like I was just. there I was there just bleeding on the. floor I'm like no [ __ ] were you pouring. huh pouring blood no it wasn't like. pouring but it was being like you could. see it through the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah. yeah but yo ever since that yo I didn't. ride a bike for like a year after that. did you throw out the bike oh I I said. yo mama my bike had no brakes too.
much to take a left you go like this. he turned right and then go away. I really thought I was gonna die bro. what possessed you to ride that bike I'm. just that guy bro. that thing about me like growing up your. calls no like I always had so many. breaks yeah yes I always have that for. no reason but he looked at the muscle.
and he said this one. yeah. he had 10 bikes that only turned right. and then he had 10 bikes that only. turned left my first turn is a left let. me take the window. yo I never had a bike of bricks in my. life never had a bike with brakes. I got a bully for having brakes on my. bike at the skate park oh yeah BMX bikes. they don't they don't have that it. wasn't even a BMX bro it was a regular. bike but the BMX kids yeah yeah the BMX. kids were like take the brakes like they. don't [ __ ] with safety bro.
they don't I don't know what the point. of that is did you wear your helmet too. oh I have an interesting question no no. um have you ever done anything for. somebody that wasn't actually your. character to impress them like have you. ever done something to impress somebody. that wasn't you that wasn't good. yeah do something out of your let's say. moral or out of your personality to. impress someone. you're done I think I have like one.
specific really cringe experience you. think about a lot like this is very. embarrassing so I'm very like I'm a. talkative person but I don't really go. out of my way to like do you know. extroverted [ __ ] like I hate karaoke oh. yeah anything like I'll sit in the. corner of the room I'm very. uncomfortable singing even for jokes in. front of people but I was on vacation. once as a young man and uh I had a crush. on this girl and so karaoke was going on. and her dad was there and her little. sister was there you're pointing out my.
girlfriend. how she reacted. all right. we're gonna I have a two-hour car ride. with her after this by the way all right. so I had a crush on this girl her dad's. there your little sister's there. actually I think like Mom's there too. bro whole family so just to like I was. simping it bro I sang Never Gonna Give. You Up by Rick Astley that's a donkey. song choice though W song I did great. but I felt so embarrassed that because.
I'm like this is sort of character like. you know you drain yourself doing some. [ __ ] you didn't want to do yeah. your head hurts definitely do you think. it was worth it though. bro I was like 10. did you get a firm handshake from her. father so. that's true I mean that's enough for me. it's for the parents you got to do. whatever you feel me. at 10. that's crazy I wasn't doing [ __ ]. outside I feel like you should sing. right now I feel like I shouldn't I. should be honest.
there was one time where um my girl she. goes to church every Sunday right yeah. and I'm not the type of guy to go to. church right like I'm I'm still like. Catholic I pray but I'm not the type to. go to church yeah so it's funny because. on a Sunday morning she invites me to. church I'm like okay I have to go. because I have to put a good impression. for her parents so I come out the room. like nice spliffy Sunday this is not me. Fam like fluffy. like plaid pants yeah yeah button up my.
dad's like my dad's like yo where you. going I'm like I'm going to church this. guy starts back. he's like yo who he's like oh no my girl. goes to church like and then my mom and. dad's like yo remember when your dad. used to do that for some other girl it's. like yo you're just like him. you got it you gotta do it bro yo I got. one yeah I go for me and you bro I don't. mean you what did we do yo remember Lake. it was like back at like grade six or.
something yeah but I remember there's. one teacher told us to do the challenge. oh my God. a terrible story okay tell it tell it so. like they told us do a talent show. because like we had like dance class. like we did the dance. in the school. I told the tower show time and we did it. and bro it was the most cringiest thing. it was the most embarrassing we were. rolling on the floor we didn't even know. what we're doing bro you know what sport.
you know. oh my God so at the time I don't know. why but but I guess like during that the. the YouTube climate at the time doing. doing like hip thrusts yeah it was hot. it was funny it was like trendy. so we started we started our dance. performance with Josh in the front of. the stage doing hip thrusts like this. right no no it gets worse it gets worse.
so it was fire. it was fire when we did it for for our. class because for our class we had these. big ass speakers. some reason. the speakers malfunction and they had to. resort to one of those mini like iHome. the iHome speakers yo my parents said. they couldn't even hear the music after. you were doing this so you just see Josh. no music.
the amount of people that talk to me. after that asked me what I was doing. traumatizing what was the act like I'd. be so confused huh I'd be so confused as. to what the Act was did they introduce. you as anything this is a talent show I. remember our name was like the. butterflies. something cringe bro oh my God that's.
great. that might be my most embarrassing. moment ever I totally forgot about it. though embarrassing my dad is a very. like to himself man yeah he's not very. like he's encouraging at times but when. I was a kid like this was one of the few. times I've he's like come up to me like. as a man and be like that was good that. was good really like Ashley when you did. the when you did the karaoke yeah I. think he actually liked my singing. that's good [ __ ] he knows it bro oh yo. there was a chance where we could have. sold our morals and [ __ ] remember Cuba.
remember Cuba so everyone everyone is. like the white guy the Frat guys there. yeah and me and Sharon right we were the. innocent little immigrants on that trip. we see everyone getting hammered. hammered so we're like I do we do we. really just go and do that and you feel. me or just stay true to like what we are. and now we didn't we just literally I. think we were sober the whole trip no we. were yeah which is crazy he almost he. almost killed me on that trip because um.
I was so sick. I was so sick and I was ready like. there's a buffet every morning yeah yeah. so I'm like in your chair let's go to. Buffet if I'm like I'm waiting he's like. nah the highlights are on the highlights. are like Wizards versus Celtics I. remember bro and he's waiting and I'm. like yo bro come on like he's like okay. we'll go with the moment we get down no. breakfast I'm sick I look pale I have no. food. no I want to get a coffee fan I was like. yo hold on let's see the fourth word no. even even what we me and Sharon just. went to Dominican with some of our.
friends and this guy we got dinner. planned and he's like wait let me watch. Arsenal Arsenal's playing right now we. have we have reservations book at one of. the alucar restaurants and we're just. sitting there waiting I'm like yo chair. we kind of gotta go he's like yo bro bro. I'll meet you there I'll meet you there. Games The Game's still going to get you. out to get you out and do motives is. very hard you need to give me a couple. business days. you want me to pick a next topic yeah. let's switch it up let's switch up The. Vibes a lot that was a long ass topic. yeah we stayed on the top we just like.
scrambled through it that was one topic. I think Shannon and Brandon missed this. but that was Chan's like crazy mom. moment where he was like not letting. Gavin eat were you here for that which. one Carlos sorry remember we just spoke. about the mom who's controlling of her. daughter yeah like kept her in the. wheelchair that was cheering to Gavin in. that situation. the man in Spanish. no breakfast.
no look I gave him family. I didn't look at him for two hours yeah. I didn't speak we didn't speak for two. hours wow. but that's the bomb though I think I. think that bonded us that bonded us why. don't you go by yourself huh no because. I was like no like let's go together fam. like you could have went by yourself bro. I'm not gonna lie. these guys are the worst with [ __ ].
plans Denzel Josh John the worst with. plants especially I I get emotional if I. don't eat bro like I get I get like. starving and I get I get cheese so I'll. move mountains to get food bro. the barbecue place yeah yeah like I was. working I was like yo fam what are you. doing right now working. let's go let's go eat bro I can't clock. out right now.
but when he wants food he wants it now. yeah yeah. I'll put it aside I'll put it aside. until like I really need it and then but. when I really need it anything goes bro. like I'm getting food that's like I'm. the type of way yo we're gonna get food. in 30 minutes he's gonna be like nah no. uh if we're not going in five minutes. no but but here's the thing go I'll.
still chill with everybody to go eat but. like if they're taking too long I'll get. like something small and I'll go with. you guys. you know those ones when you have that. set food even think about the whole day. yeah you open the fridge and it's gone. oh that's all. yo see that's the worst we live with. Brothers they're always going to eat. your food bro always I know what the. best meal what is it you think it's. oatmeal she's like a oatmeal fanatic she. loves it that's not that drink that you. always drink what drink that was all. around your house when remember when me.
Brandon came over we were doing the. pants you drink insurance. certified that's Jones. it's good. do you like chocolate or vanilla though. chocolate chocolate. with like hello ice like 90 ice and then.
ten percent. and I just keep refilling it are you. diabetic or you just picked this. specifically we'll save that for the. time. no but my sugar levels do go up and down. more than most so you know what maybe I. do need it that's crazy I learned my. lesson trying something that wasn't for. me no but it's good for you it's good. for you right maybe I smoke chemo weed.
one time what. what yeah it's like very very strong uh. cannabis this is like in high school all. right so my parents one rule they're. like you can do it we understand you do. it we don't want you to but like just. don't get high at school yeah of course. first thing I do I go to school. I go to school and then on lunch my. friends are like yo come smoke whatever. um one of the girls were smoking with. her dad has cancer. um but she lets her like smoke his weed.
yeah she smokes like bong rips all day. so she's gone I was the first person to. go so like eight of us were gonna smoke. the first person to put the bong to my. mouth I smoke it and I was smoking a lot. this time I had a high it's always bro I. leaned back and I started coughing so. hard and then I hand the bones it's next. to me like nah. so everyone's like no we're good we're. good bro I was like I was blacking out. for like two hours in and out of. Consciousness and then we go back to. school I have a French test but I'm so.
surprised in Spanish. no but I was so fried I went to the. bathroom and you know how school. bathrooms are just weird so there's this. Juice Box floating in the toilet and I. was so fright I was just no no I'm. staring at it I was not even drinking I. was gonna sing. I thought I was gonna go that direction. did you get to pick it up bro. like I was just staring at the juice box. for so long I'm like I have to surrender. I can't go to class I was like I had.
given up so far at this point I just. texted my mom I'm like I'm high as hell. I have to come home. it was bad but I never heard my lesson I. can't drink anything that's meant for. someone else because of that experience. when it was for diabetes if it's for. something in specific I don't even test. the waters yeah it's a bad experience a. little bit I can't smoke weed anymore I. feel like that's partially. I felt very vulnerable looking at that. juice box in the toilet man I felt like.
if anyone came in here with the. slightest amount of force I'm gonna die. holy smoke is there any is there any. other food that gave you guys like. anxiety or trauma ketchup chocolate yo. low-key ketchup. if I see someone squirt ketchup like I'm. done like because it's messy I just I. can't I don't even want to talk about it. like ketchup man no you know like that. and pickles. I can't stand people eat pickles bro bro. I have it on the sandwiches family like.
the burgers. you can tell the McDonald's working no. pickles and they'll still put pickles. yeah I would like one time I bought them. okay. okay why do you like is it like that the. flavor like to fill you. go great yeah. broadcasters versus artists like artists. working so hard for the work and then. the podcasters are talking about pickles. what life imitates art moment I have to.
find that picture. um all Ranch uh Ruffles I actually don't. like it I don't mess with them I'll. dress I'll dress no I don't mess with. all dresses. no no no my girl put me on the sickest. thing it's like you get uh more sun. cheese and you put it on what is. you put it on all dress chips I'll. adjust Ruffles yeah. damn I'll try it maybe I'll try it it's. so good. you're right.
yo I got it dip just open the bag oh yo. yo yesterday thank you everyone all. right thanks Jeff for coming through. 100. I think bars today. these guy finally gets a mic though. what's the next topic my brother oh let. me talk about one thing I'm traumatized. for okay.
like the regular Dorito is a red one I'm. actually traumatized with it. but a lot of people have the same ones. yeah Sun Chips Sun Chips. I love SunChips. I did but I've always got steak always. sick. like I'm like these are so good and then. after I'm like oh no that's me with.
smart food. don't speak for me. Ryan's really this guy gave me uh. ketchup ladies. in in the clear plastic bag a lot yes. yes. those are the worst chips. I eat them I get home after the swimming.
there's a guy you know how you go to. Cottages yeah and there's like different. Cottages right like lined up there was a. there's a white kid right I think I told. the story but we go frog hunting and he. used to help us so he used to catch a.
frog with his hand put in the bin. water. would you guys eat a frog would you eat.
frogs I had it before yeah it's fine. it's actually good night yeah they're. good frogs. no I used to catch them when I was a kid. yeah I. would try. my pockets oh wow I used to pick up ones. like nothing I used to eat a worm my. sister ate a slug. oh that's a yellow banana slug like a. banana like a yellow one. yeah I think so because you didn't have. a shower wait wait did you eat it wrong.
like did she eat it wrong and my parents. are playing with them they're like what. are you doing and they like looked away. from here. eat it raw. no like she was just a kid yeah. I know someone uh what's called one of. my friends was telling me that she's a. she's a nurse right now and she heard a. story of some guy who ate a slug or a. girl I don't remember anymore and it put. them in a coma holy [ __ ] like I don't. know what like it grew in their stomach. I don't know what the situation was but.
whatever it was she ate it and then a. little while later she got sick and got. put in a coma because of it it was. probably like a parasite yeah. what the [ __ ] I remember I remember this. one story I remember um in my backyard I. used to have like a whole bunch of slugs. yeah because like my grandmother she. used to like plant like these green. onions over there yeah yeah so it used. to track all these slugs and I remember. Carlos came over one day and he he knows. I'm terrified of slugs like he knows I. don't mess with slugs worms anything. like that he's got Jesus just throwing. in at me bro that's out of context.
that's out of context we were playing a. game we were playing a game we were. playing again he was like it wasn't. Truth or Dare it was um. and somebody dared me to to pick up a. slug no no one dared him somebody dared. me somebody. so I picked it up and it's like hold it. for 30 seconds so I was holding it. holding it I'm like what should I do. with this and I wanted to like throw it. at some point why'd you pick the black. guy. no no no two of my friends it was Josh.
and my other friend and then I was gonna. like throw it out. no question yeah what. what hmm I don't even want to speak on. this oh Justin some crazy [ __ ] Bro Josh. has done some crazy [ __ ] I'm not gonna. lie. Josh. this video proof stuff the video proof. but but I think it was at a point in. high school where like we're Scavenging.
for loonies and toonies at this point I. mean yo we used to split cookies yeah we. used to split the calf cookies you guys. were like yo you got a dollar let's. split account they literally grade nine. was rough oh yeah yo you have two bones. to the bus. great I think I think grade nine might. have been like the brokest I ever was. ever not even like younger than that I. was definitely broken for bubble tea I. used to count my coins like do I have. enough to go out that's like my sister.
my sister doesn't change you guys are. getting bubble tea at high school yes. you're rich. skip all the time. I did not skip now once I learned the. automated hack I started skipping still. when you call the school and it's. automated. yo my attendance records. the hack Unstoppable yeah I was not good. at that time one time Elementary I.
remember I got in trouble my mom's not. coming I got in trouble right yeah you. know how they call like it's a serious. tick all right I don't even know what it. was for my mom's at work or something I. get home I block the school's number. they can't even call oh that's. smart as [ __ ] yeah my dad didn't care he. just be like but then you'll have. another emergency contact and then. they'll contact that person oh yeah.
like I'm saying like even though like we. would do stuff like that like block the. school's number just so we don't get in. trouble taking imagine something serious. happened and you you had it blocked yeah. you want to sit over there sure I'll. pull up yeah you call me call me now yo. I remember like in school I used to get. all my I used to get my brother to like. sign like my like my slips like whenever. I got in trouble.
I trace it lately. that's crazy that's actually crazy. Wow have you ever been like suspended. before you've ever been suspended I get. on a lot of flights like when I was at. elementary school yeah me I remember me. and Eman got uh in school suspension. where we had to like stay during the. lunch and like clean up the cast wow.
because we we were just a what's called. it was it was gym class and we were. screwing around and um we started like. play fighting in the classroom and like. we were pushing desks and [ __ ] like it. kind of like got serious but not really. serious it was just one of those ones we. got heated and then Mr McCann uh who was. our teacher at the time walked right in. he walks in he's like go to office and. then turned into this thing where they. like thought we were serious and then. like all this [ __ ] happened we had like. three days where we had to like actually. like clean up the cafe I'm like what. let's do a rocket dog what what.
no not married when I was younger like. in grade three like I just you're. throwing rocks at dogs not the dog like. at the house and the dog are you scared. of dogs. I have a dog are you scared of dogs or. no no I have a pit bull man oh yeah. hoverboard for God. but yeah I was just I was just a menace. like yeah my mom got the phone call like. all I saw was a broom and I just don't.
know. my mom my mom got Yo would you fight. somebody with a dog no no no. I think that's the ultimate like yo you. can't fight me no more I have a dog with. you yeah low-key tell me you'd fight me. with my dog like if you saw his dog it's. as tall as you so if you saw Mike. walking beside me and you tried getting. into a fight it's a great name. a Great Dane I'm good bro you're not. calling me too. it's probably like taller than you would. so much.
if she stood up probably so uh has it. has it bit anyone has it like has it. like ran after anyone it doesn't she. doesn't like small dogs so whenever she. sees a small dog she tries to like lunge. at them oh yeah oh [ __ ] keep them keep. her away from Diego. yo but but the thing about my dog even. though he's so small this guy's mad. Brave like I I big up him because like. he's he can literally be destroyed in. one bite like by another dog but he'll.
be in like the big ends of the the dog. part and I feel like that's every small. dog though they have balls fam they have. balls or something yeah I pressed on him. he'll be good sorry just put the tack. vest on it yeah. oh you want me to get a topic yeah all. right cool we were about to transition. and then we kept going I know I know. you guys want to get Supernatural or you. guys want to get like more. okay because I feel like we spent the. the last 30 minutes yeah all right all.
right. um does anyone have theories they want. to say. I have one three of us here for later. yo the first time you invited me bro I. searched up like top five things in the. world. five minutes before you but I'm like. it's the first time I didn't come like. prepared I was like yo it feels this. easy all right this one's from Hyman. help me so he says how do these days men. find girls as their only source of. Happiness do you think that's true so do.
you think you think girls for some guys. are their only source of Happiness like. they put all their happiness into a girl. you know how everybody has a vice yeah. you know some people just don't know. themselves enough so they find happiness. in like in somebody else's right so it's. like some people it's their advice is. alcohol some people it's drugs whatever. for some people it happens to be women. bro for the longest time I was like that.
too where it's like bro I couldn't go to. I couldn't go anywhere if there was. gonna be no girls really that ass like. if if I told you if you told me you'll. come out I was gonna ask you was it. gonna be girls there if you said no I. wasn't coming. I remember RJ was like yo not. everything's about girls. do you think do you think that's the. same for girls too like do you think um. some girls only see a guy as their only. source of happiness I think it's.
definitely possible right yeah. yeah I feel like girls are good at. faking like. they don't use. they know what to tell people to make it. not seem like that so they're good at. deceiving it they get like not showing. their true feelings yeah do you think. that's why relationships get so. complicated because girls don't tell. their true feelings but it's not just. the girls though guys don't do that. either I feel like guys are kind of. straight up no like to ride oh no dude.
Mike's all right so we're gonna get some. gold no listen listen because because. more times more times if a guy is. interested a girl you know right away. he's interested I think that's not true. I think no I think some guys don't no I. think guys make it obvious like guys. make it obvious like when they like a. girl who chases yeah guys make it. obvious but are oblivious you give me no. no cause look look because if you think. about it this way who who initiates the.
first date usually guy the guy. who tells her oh let's meet up this time. this time this time the guy you know. what I mean who's like opening the door. it's usually the guy that's doing the. activity of showing interest or at least. initiating more. um linking or whatever being like. pursuing yeah pursuing it's the guy. that's usually pursuing yes or no. yeah. so. guys are more straightforward. I don't know because there's no way you.
can be like. um do you do you think you want to go. out to this tomorrow you know I mean. guys don't guys don't do that [ __ ] girls. will do that though I would do that. personally I would exactly exactly yeah. I wouldn't even really say. like I want to go. oh yeah I do want to go there okay do. you think I have a good question do you. think a boss guy can be with a boss girl. or it has to be like one person wears. the pants no one person has to wear the.
package one person you have two bosses. like they're gonna be clashing there's a. lot of clash I always said that you can. have two bosses It's like because it's. cool it's like oh one time you can call. the shots and you can rely on your. partner it's possible yeah. it could be like as long as like there's. not one person that like always wants to. be on the top as long as it's like. you're not stubborn then you can work it. out you feel me yeah yeah because. exactly storming is a different thing. though stubborn's like nobody listens. yeah exactly yeah but it's like that. would be cool if my girl can call the. shots too you don't want to be calling.
the shots all the time yeah I feel like. maybe for a guy would be nice if the. girl had a plan or an idea yeah not us. it's like 50 50. well I have a question. I have a question for you do you think. it's a turn off if guys don't have a. plan. yeah. why do you think that is though why do. you think. what do you mean by no plan like in Life. or like no like a plan to even for. anything for anything. for anything like whether they're going. out or like they don't even know where. to eat and [ __ ] you know if they're very.
indecisive it's like then what do you. really want want you know it's like like. what are you thinking like what do you. want for me. do you think it's more attractive when a. guy knows exactly like okay we're gonna. do this and this so girls generally do. you think girls like to be told what to. do that's a hot tape that's a hard time. I'm not saying I'm not saying that's. what it is I'm just asking the question. what I will say is a lot of times girls. say stuff but they don't mean it like. for real because like right now you've.
both disagreed when you're like girls. don't like to be told how to do stuff. but I guarantee if there's a guy and. there's two guys wait I didn't disagree. I didn't say anything oh she did she did. but you know Sasha like Sasha sugar had. as soon as you said that right so my. thing is you're gonna imagine a. situation where you have two guys. there's one guy who puts you in your. place every single time he'll tell you.
we're doing this this and that and then. you have Mr whoever who's asking you. every single time more often than not. you might say on paper you want the guy. to consult you and making decisions but. really and truly every single time. you're gonna choose. yeah but more often than not the guys. were telling these girls what to do are. the ones who are perceived as the most. attractive kind of I think alpha male. whatever you want to call it I don't. think the alpha male is attractive.
Ryan's theory of gender I feel like I. think oh do this do this no no no that's. not what it is because that's an extreme. yeah that's an extreme that that's. that's a that's a characteristic if you. can see. because look look more okay generally I. have to say generally because I don't. want no smoke generally the guy is the. one that causes shots in a relationship. right so a girl isn't gonna find a guy. that doesn't know what he wants or is. very indecisive attractive in my opinion.
because would you go out with somebody. that's like I don't even know what I. want to wear today I don't even know. what I want to you know I mean you'd be. like what the [ __ ] I don't even know. either so now we have two people that. are lost that's fun though. bro that [ __ ] with cheese means take. care of yourself they can take care of. YouTube yeah exactly but I don't think. clothing I don't think every person is. looking for someone to take yeah I'm not. okay I'm saying generally though I'm not. saying everybody especially if it's what. do you call it a girl boss girl boss.
yeah. um I'm glad that you said especially. like a girl boss so I work with this. lady she's in her 40s or whatever she's. a girl boss like bro she has hella bread. so much life experience like she's. really good in business. and she married this guy who's also like. a boss type figure guy so she was saying. to me she's like yeah on my own I can do. whatever I'm I I'm I'm a boss my husband.
trusts me enough to make choices on my. own but being his wife I want to feel. like I'm being taken care of even though. I know I can do everything she still. looks at him to make decisions even. though she's just as capable because she. still wants to be able to feel like. somebody can provide for her even though. she's a girl boss essentially she likes. the independence but she also looks like. that she could feel she could rely on. she likes she'd rather feel like she can. rely on somebody than be independent.
even though she came opinionated. question it's very personal yeah but I. think jet we can speak on a general. level because majority of people like. for example a girl would love to be. babied by a guy I mean. no girls let's be babied you know I mean. like but behind the scenes guys like. that yeah. yeah I agree I agree the cameras don't. show brother no no I agree Gavin I agree. I very I very much agree with that point. like guys want to feel like that too.
imagine a guy said That's you can you. can you take care of me can you are you. gonna be attracted to that. yeah I can attracted that yes or no. exactly exactly that's also a personal. answer. I don't I think I think majority of. girls though I feel like a majority of. girls would not want to take that off. and over there no no speak speaking yo. when uh what performances was a rolling. out and you wanted to go see it but your.
girl said we're watching Wizkid. yeah obviously uh I wanted to go. somewhere else but my girl wanted to go. there yeah obviously I'm gonna go there. with my girl to enjoy the last night you. feel me. but the way it started was.
um he was talking about he wants to be. baby but I I still like we're carry the. pants I was like well your girl rizz you. up. nobody finds a guy that wants to be. babied attractive. kind of like you'll get a rare but like. fam that's Mewtwo right there like where. are you gonna find that [ __ ] I think. some girls are like that though so yeah. I haven't seen lots of girls like that. though I don't think so I don't think so.
he will also take care of yeah yeah I. agree yeah. yo she has a good point she has a good. point. I said what did I say okay oh I think. that if the girl has like reassurance. that the man will do the same thing back. yeah if he's like oh I want to be babied. or taken care of I think it's fine as. long as she knows like he will return. yeah yeah I think that's that's exactly. it yeah as a man you can't always have a. hard show Fox you must yeah one day it's.
like a squirtle you're not gonna know. how you're gonna build your relationship. if you don't open about the trauma and. she can't take care of you. no no I'm not saying that I never said. anything about that is this Persona in. society in general in general okay well. Carlos is trying to get off though is. like first impressions of track yeah. straightforward straightforward if you. see that [ __ ] you're probably not gonna. you're not probably gonna like it right. but then why Korean soft boys like.
always almost cough because of the. society exactly yeah no I had my theory. about that I had my okay tell me if I'm. wrong I want to get a girl's opinion on. this do you think do you guys find like. Korean soft boys attractive a lot of. girls do Korean soft boys like you know. like K-Pop Stars you find them. attractive. girls are different but but. like like soft boys. K-pop people and stuff K-pop like I.
could think are good looking but I'm not. like attracted to them exactly that's my. point that's my point so so listen. listen my theory my theory. you know why though yeah exactly so so a. lot of girls find them attractive right. a lot of girls find them attractive but. they don't when have you seen like their. personality side like unless they're. super fan super fans and sometimes their. personality doesn't really match like. the personality they Project online yeah. facts like you can see one personality. that's that's like the soft boy this. Fanboy whatever but maybe in person.
they're actually like really [ __ ]. cold-blooded or some [ __ ] you know like. we don't see that like for example Drake. like a drake mentality he's very soft. right with uh singing and [ __ ] but he. switched up he's like he he has. different sides to him but I mean that. one side of it that's like super R B. singing like if a regular guy takes on. that Persona and like very um oh don't. break my heart don't break my heart. a girl's gonna see that as as weakness. um yo you know it gets a lot of hate. like that Russell Wilson really I feel.
like in in this whole social media thing. he's perceived that soft because yeah. it's because Will Smith bro. no but what's this such a goat though. like he's already solidified him. not after that keep my wife's name. sorry. like we're just not going on our phones. at all yeah yeah I know oh that's a.
theory I want to talk about actually so. recently I know you guys haven't watched. it but there's there's this show called. cyberpunk Josh watched it fire enemy. fire enemy but anyways there's this. concept in the show I really want to see. your guys opinion on so in the show in. the future because this is set in like. freaking 2070 whatever it may be now in. the future they're able to make their. body like mechanics so they're kind of. like cyborg so they can always upgrade. themselves almost like an iPhone so we.
get a new iPhone you can get like a new. head and get a new arm you can get like. a new respiratory system whatever right. now in the show though if you keep doing. all of these upgrades to your body and. keep adding more cybertronics to your. body you actually lose your mind and go. insane now a lot of people don't know. about this but in the anime I was. watching it at a deep level where yo. they're losing their mind just like how. we lose our minds because we're so. addicted to our phones like if you think.
about it do you think we're gonna we're. addicted to our phones right now yes yes. yeah everybody can completely say we're. addicted to our phones right now maybe. we don't see it as much but the apps are. upgrading and and [ __ ] up our head. even more because it's less attention. span Tick Tock wherever it may be more. and more and more it stimulates our. brain right now do you think like if a. phone changes to something in your head. or phone changes to something you can. implant into your body is going to [ __ ].
us up even more and do you think we're. already headed there. I mean like it's for the cyberpunk's. like opinion on it it's basically just. showing that. if you change too much you lose your. Humanity that's the best way to put it. that's what they're trying to depict in. that. um it's it is similar in a sense where. like our phones our computers. Electronics like even with VR and stuff. like the way they're going it's like the.
more we dive into this reality of like. the less contact more social aspects. through electronic devices at what point. do we no longer need that physical. interaction yeah it's kind of like. what's getting to because there's all so. many people even online and stuff they. hear about like meeting online like go. online dating all this other stuff where. it's like you don't even need that first. physical attraction so what's stopping. us from eventually going to the point. where we're no longer going to have that. yeah in a sense it's like leading down. the similar I don't think it's going to. be as fast where like obviously in the.
anime you basically lose your mind. because you lose your Humanity yeah yeah. I think I think it's moving way too fast. man like the way technology is advancing. versus how us as humans are advancing. like it's way too cool yeah like our. brains can't keep up with it they can't. keep up yeah we can't it's you think you. think we can why why do you think we can. download app you already know how to. work it you feel me it's like you where. no I'm like I'm not even like guacamole. I already I would already know how to. work and what happens if the app breaks. or the programming breaks do you know.
how to fix it hello relying on that oh. they're not you're you're relying on all. the technology being solved for you and. just using the end product of it not. something where's a break along that. technology you will lose your head you. should no longer know how to operate it. like how reliant on everything working. 100 the way it's like bro like imagine. if all the internet like went down for. like one day. people lost their money everybody will. go crazy Loki this is like part of my. brain because I can I can pick up any. fact in the world and be as smart as my. phone because I have it on me but the.
moment I don't have this [ __ ] you ask me. like yo what's the surface of the Sun. like the [ __ ] the radius or whatever. I won't know that [ __ ] I'm not a human. Almanac you know but with this I am. so do you think maybe I'm talking [ __ ]. tell me do you think this is a gateway. quote-unquote a gateway drug to more. cybertronics. or. or am I just talking [ __ ]. what nah what do you guys sorry what.
all right. yeah. do you know I'm just actually it's a. drug yeah I think I think it's like. Tasha said it I feel like there's not a. lot of moments where we just sit down. without our phones right yeah yeah it. feels really good yeah I know and it's. like um especially in uni now I feel. like it's so hard to make friends bro. like everyone's either on their phones. that's because you're weird what. all my friends no. it's like social climate change.
your phone's your comfort so you go and. you just text your friends that [ __ ] no. the phone the phone made us um. introverts too because it's like during. Corona that's all we had right and then. as soon as you went out tell me you. could hold the conversation for more. than an hour with a person yeah. you all know what's crazy about that. school thing is even now when you're in. school or something I guarantee you you. try and find that person's Instagram or.
something before you actually talk to. them you try and find [ __ ]. information through your phone before. them so you have something to talk about. something holy [ __ ] I just back that so. look look imagine imagine we're in the. [ __ ] the 70s 60s 50s like we had to. to court somebody and like get to know. them and [ __ ] like you'd actually have. to go and spend time with them that's. way better like you think it's more. human because it is yeah and even. even you go through like so. it's like.
and back in the day like when you break. up that it's over yeah like you don't. know what they're doing like it's it's. fine but now it's like you can go on. social and you see everything happening. yeah. you see you're with another guy and [ __ ]. yeah. you can go so deep because you're trying. to interpret so much like they could. like a song or something or post a song. you're like what does that mean does. that to do with me like what did I do. yeah it's like the same way like social. media ruined genuine relationships.
because I think about it as people like. before the internet and all that kind of. stuff in your life maybe you might only. know Max a thousand people it's the. people yeah yo that's so true bro you. only know the the people the girls in. your town you only know the holy [ __ ] I. just I never really took it in like that. just think about how much easier it is. to focus say your look at your young man. looking for some girls or your woman. you're looking for a partner or whatever. um you only know 100 people yeah there's.
only 10 of them you find attractive. it's a lot easier to narrow down that 10. and pick the one you find the most. attractive to go after but do you think. do you think it's better now because now. you have online dating you can literally. just go this no it's way worse now. because you have so many choices that's. better no no but think about it like. this you have too many choices to pick. from. you had you got way too many choices to. pick from so it's the same way like you. just did the whole swipe yeah yeah right. those are taken those are all people but. because you're looking them at a screen. and you're just swiping yes no yes no.
it's like they become like points like. you don't even give a [ __ ] back in the. day you have those 10 and eventually you. realize that was never the your person. no that's that's that's fine but you. would never know because that's all you. know right but because there's so much. out there so much Choice your options. seem a lot bigger than the than they. really are so you're you're less likely. to compromise on stuff yeah. um any any little mistakes or any little. flaws you're you're out because you're. like I can just find the next person. yeah and then you skip over people that.
are genuinely good matches for you or. people that are good friends for you. because you feel like oh I'm one swipe. away or one fall away from from yeah. nope you're never you're always chasing. perfect but you'll never get it because. perfect doesn't exist especially like on. those apps like people are only showing. their best size yeah yeah like they're. not going to show like bad sides We're. not gonna like it's not as you have to. open the book. and to add to that Ryan it's like. this is how we know we're [ __ ] Bro. Look every single person we all use.
Netflix a lot yeah how many times have. you won on Netflix and just been. scrolling and [ __ ] and I haven't found. something to watch because there's so. much option bruh now let's even take it. to the guys will relate to me more but. imagine just scroll down like let's say. PornHub. no that is. look you're busy not to to whatever to. whatever imagination yeah to imagination.
but now yeah we're so desensitized and. we have so much to our to to access that. we're scrolling and scrolling like ah. this one ain't this one and then we're. like we're like do I miss out you have. like a sense of fomo do I miss out if I. don't click this one do I miss out if I. don't click this one exactly. your phone tabs like um on your internet. browser just you always click new new. pop-ups and stuff and you never go back. to it because something new just popped.
up or those those videos that you see on. Tick Tock oh I'm gonna watch this later. you save it and then you never go back. because some new [ __ ] just popped up. yeah you have so much Choice it makes it. a lot harder to make a choice because. you have too many options oh I like I. like um I like the technology now. because it's like so fast paced it's. like everything's at you at once you. don't have to do a lot.
eight hours a day every day right when I.
get home I just wanna I don't want to. hear anything yeah sitting in silence. like from when I get home at seven. o'clock till I go to bed I'm in silence. am I crazy am I crazy to say complete. silence is loud yeah yes. I think so imagine someone cracked a. joke no one laughed no no not die. actually no like sometimes when I'm in. my room by myself or like before I go to. sleep oh I listen to silence and silence. is [ __ ] like I could hear this static.
and like you know especially like all. the thoughts in your head that you're. thinking yeah I feel like that's the. loudest part bro it sounds like you know. when you press HDMI there's nothing. connected it's that gray like a little. dots static the static bro yeah exactly. it's like it's like that um it's not is. it white noise yeah it's white like I. guess you know what you know at a dinos. Cottage Eric was like yo Gavin I'm going. to sleep now he puts on this airplane. I'm like yo what are you listening to. he's like airplane noises no you said. Brown noise he called it brown noise and. then he like cuddled he's like yo I was.
like what if uh if the video ends he's. like no I'll be asleep by then. I was trying to do that before but the. the ones on YouTube they have like an. intro song so if it read and I had it on. replay right so I would replay and it's. like this random ass music welcome to. that's not your Universe when the ad. Combs yeah. you go to sleep to ASMR ASMR. like ASMR Gavin Gavin loves ASMR okay. great yeah.
you don't have to you don't have to be. shy you're gonna be honest no you know. the plane attendant ones. looks like the eye doctor yeah yeah when. they're like. turn on GTA and just stand there bro and.
just listen to the MP3. I haven't heard that before that's crazy. that's the best way to sleep so it's. like simulating real life that's kind of. crazy yeah yo that is kind of calming. though to feel like wait what that's the. White Noise. I didn't hear it so now yeah we're good.
no no we'll be so [ __ ] imagine like. you could gain a sixth sense imagine. your first night like let's say let's. say something activated your six cents. because the sixth sense you can see. ghosts and spirits and [ __ ] right now I. don't think it would be like a gradual. progression wouldn't you just like see. it that second. I feel like everyone has a sixth sense. but it's not always ghosts like you need. something else like a sixth sense to. tell I can catch a lie real easy or a.
sixth sense to like like a camera do you. think everybody has their own superpower. oh yeah it's like it's like I have fast. reflexes that's my sixth sense for me. because not everyone's ghost my mom is. Ghost like she sees [ __ ] she has the she. has a six cents it's a lot of [ __ ] yeah. but me I don't have a sixth sense I feel. like it's just my reflex like if you. like I never fall like the crazy thing. about me you're like. my balance is is insane so it's like I. feel like that's my sixth sense like. yeah no never I know yeah.
I remember that really loud. you were about to fall I said I can't. fall. impossible impossible oh let's talk. about one thing bro where you almost got. beat up by the guy in front of all. what happened no because we're in a mosh. pit waiting for a checklist.
and then um they were throwing these. water packets into the crowd so people. get hydrated and [ __ ] so somebody threw. it at me hit my shoulder. I was like what the [ __ ] I picked it up. I looked at the chair and I was like. where did it come from he said yo just. came from over there I feel as fast as I. could like as fast and as hard as I. could slap this guy in his face. this guy threw it like two meters in. front of him.
what is it then and I was like. in my head I'm like yo maybe if I can. explain it what's going on like you. can't go fine but he's serious and bear. in mind there's like maybe 10 people. like 10 people yeah yeah between me. they're holding them back bro like he. was ready to fight you yo yo he was. running out that's when you know that.
guy's a problem all of a sudden like it. cleared yeah. it was a circle it was a big circle. just for the fight bro. foreign.
and then all of a sudden like everyone. just kind of like forgot about it but. he's looking back and I'm stressed I'm. like bro this I don't even I'm not even.
enjoying the concert. you know he was quiet he was quiet it. was a Shack West if you're quiet. the whole time you [ __ ] like we were all. having fun and then Ryan's just in the. back. look at that Ryan he was like the last. person in the group all the way back. yeah I felt so yeah you know those ones. as soon as Jack was came off the stage I. just went up to bro and I was like you. know what man. and his boys are like bro he actually.
would have [ __ ] you up I'm like I. don't know about all that. come out man I can't forget that we were. like 10 minutes deep like we had beer. man well the thing is it was 1069 man's. deep I wasn't fighting yeah. I'm getting ready to sneak him bro. Carlos is in the corner he's clutching. his face. yo I was ready to sneak up like I was. ready you know and then his girl he she.
was in the mix she's like stop yeah yeah. yeah I don't like this you're not like. this it's not worth it let me tell you. something I was like no you met the. third as someone else. but that was funny. so I would do it again though for sure. the thing is because you guys know how I. am when I get cheese I will actually pay. something but in that situation I was. like not even prepared to yeah like you.
or anything I just wanted to have a good. time but like I was shook bro I was. stuck like he was gonna come at me and. punch me and I would have done nothing I. would have just been standing here but. if it was anyone else I know I know you. would have fought anyways that's what. I'm saying it just happened to be the. biggest. who do you think fights more girls or. guys. guys bro no no think about it think. about it though really think though I've. seen more girls fight at the club same I. see more girls fight than guys I hear.
you but but like um when I was in Ottawa. right when I was in college or whatever. I I know these guys they go out just to. fight every weekend what the [ __ ] yeah. bro they go they go to the bars just so. they could fight like that's their. mission that's messed up they're getting. cash bro that's dangerous for them Yo Yo. because if you think about your ass no. no at school who's fighting more bro. it's always cool it's like 90 guys no. it's not it is I see more girls players. at like 8 A.M you walk over girls are. fighting. for you am I wrong when I say girls.
girls more though like verbally they. fight more girls yeah basically guys. have you guys ever gotten a fight or not. no it does one day I think so oh true. there's one day that there's like five. five guy fights on the same day bro. if there was one fight that happened. that's the day bro that's the day yo if. I were to go across the room and ask. every single over here person here how.
many times they fought someone I think. the guy's gonna have like more okay. that's true that's actually very true. are we saying physical physical. fights but physical it is guys you're. right. but I think I think girls they just like. they have like a hatred that they hold. on to yeah they hold goodness like guys. guys will be mad but it's easy for us to. calm yeah think about guys like after. the fight like you're chilling yeah. you're chill all the beef is done but.
you have that monster mode but I feel. like everybody has a monster mode girls. have that too no yeah like when you're. pissed off at someone like all they see. is Fury and like [ __ ] like they're cheap. I feel like girls don't really act on it. that much as much as guys do why do you. think that is low don't know maybe just. the girl that I'm around they don't. really like they just like to talk [ __ ]. behind closed doors yeah pretty much. what do you think is worse what do you. think's worse talk getting talk [ __ ]. behind closed doors are it confronting. like random person. that's worse right because they could be. showing you fake love in person I think.
that's more dangerous tell us my face. I'll give you a hug oh [ __ ] and sneak a. punch in there you feel me yeah but I. think okay do you think girls are more. dangerous than guys. generally generally yeah mentally. generally like mentally everything does. everything all together you think girls. are more dangerous than guys yeah I. think well there's even like do you guys. remember like three years ago where like. girls were like actually like ruining. guys like careers and like college and. stuff with like all the accusations and.
stuff when that was going around Amber. Heard bro like that's the only thing I. can say that about girls that like is. one thing that will always bother me is. that like they can now I don't know if. it's any different like obviously I've. never been in the situation to say it. but like they can get away with a lot. until recently they kind of actually. started getting like. [ __ ] bat like bit biting them in the ass. for stuff like that but like what like. four or five years ago people would get. like rape accusations in college the guy.
would lose their career and stuff they'd. no longer be able to play their Sport. and then it'd be proven false and the. girl just kind of gets away with it like. it doesn't really matter. yeah. I don't know you guys have to defend. that one the girls. talk talk to them because they're girls. in the game like girls actually just. cheat more and they'll have a Street. fees to it they don't care. is that true.
yeah obviously not them but like but. like do you think girls or guys cheating. I think guys cheat more oh now you can't. man I think guys shoot more I'm sorry I. don't know I think it's I think it's. girls because it's easier. it's easier for a girl to have sex yeah. you know what I mean like it is like you. had to put in way more a guy a guy to. cheat than a girl does if you're a guy. and you can see bro your is God that's. all I'm saying but I was like I always.
say girls are easy I don't think anyone. cheats more than the other I just feel. like I mean guys guys do it in such. stupid ways so they get caught yeah but. like I know very girls that I've dealt. with in the past that one day all of a. sudden they post happy four years. so like there's this girl like I was. dealt with her consistently for like a. couple years bro all of a sudden happy. five year anniversary Bay and I'm like. what. and I know so many of those kinds of.
situations like I know bear girls that's. crazy bro. okay I got I got a question for you did. you break the news tumor no. it's got nothing to do with me man. they're going on 10 years now damn got. nothing to do with me man I sent a. wedding gift and everything. Five Years bro damn someone cheats on. you they love you or not. like they do they love me personally if. that were to ever happen to me in a. situation where I had been cheating on I.
would not talk to them ever again me too. like I have enough self-respect I have. enough self-confidence and uh. self-respect to know that if someone. were to be able to do that to me they. are not worth my time. but what's that thing you told I don't. know if it was you that told me if. somebody said it to me like you have to. cheat on your girl to know if you really. love her oh that's Ryan Ryan said that. [ __ ] tonight. don't let your girlfriend like relations.
I know you're gonna I know you're gonna. [ __ ] me over in the future so I'ma [ __ ]. you which is crazy what damn this. generation is so [ __ ] up because it's. like oh you're gonna ruin my life so I'm. gonna get with you it's like the nice. guy really does finish last now. everything's so backwards yeah yeah. there's so much because of [ __ ] right. now about that oh everything's backwards. what do you mean like like you know how. before you would like like back in the. old days whatever you would like Court.
them and whatever yeah like you go on. dates and like you end up having sex. getting married whatever blah blah now. it's like so different like you have sex. first and then you get to know them. you know what because I was watching I. had to stop watching because I was just. like it's too much but I started. watching Shameless and it's like the. girl like she sees a guy at the club and. then right away they they do the deed. and then after they're like oh let's. date I'm like wait what no I feel like.
yeah that's the stage now it's like. first sex then you get to know then it. becomes more intimate yeah talk to some. people and they're like oh sometimes I. need to to know if there's like we're. compatible or there's chemistry there. and I'm like but that's not that's. something you can always kind of work on. not because because the the post not. Clarity is crazy. stuff is like. I I don't yeah. how do you even trust someone girls. don't get posted on Clarity right like.
they don't get anything out there they. know what they're doing when they're. getting into it they polish the Pearl as. they say that's what they call it they. they DJ the record. what. oh good a few girls get Pokemon. that's a good question bro. we actually don't know.
guess we'll never know. bro every time like if I'm about to make. a big decision I I believe I mean still. the post that Clarity just helps me just. just more clear mind to make the best. decision so like if I was to win the. lottery that's the first thing I'm doing. yeah what's the nut yeah if you win a. lottery that's the first thing I'm doing. and then after that when my mind's clear. I can start moving forward bro you know. what's crazy.
bro most lottery winners go broke yeah. that's true that's very true yeah that's. also people who don't have it like what. needs to happen like those are also. people who don't really have their [ __ ]. sorted I personally believe that I. believe if you go broke after winning. like what Lotto Max right now is like 70. million dollars in Canada you get the. whole 70 mil with taxes no there's no. if you don't if you don't know in Canada. our Lottery does not get cut by tax it's. a full lotto yes in the states in the.
states that year Lottery gets cut but. here in Canada you win whatever the. total number is advertised anyway. um people who go broke after winning. something like a number like that. literally don't have a. understanding of. like financial gain and where they need. to be in life and don't it's a mindset. bro like how all it takes all it takes. is if you win 70 million dollars. you put 35 in a direct interest savings.
account that will solely add money to. itself and you literally just play with. the 35 you buy your house you buy your. car or whatever and you keep a set. amount of it untouched you give yourself. like 20 to keep in the bank 15 to spend. upright and the other half of that 70. million stays in an account it's not. hard to like no but you know what it is. bro this is this is literally why. everybody loses money is because it's. the mindset like you're gonna have let's. say let's say give you 50 bro if if you. spend and you blow your fifty dollars on.
a bunch of random [ __ ] that you don't. need you're gonna do that with 50. million. it's the same [ __ ] most most lottery. winners don't understand like what to. they weren't sorted in life to begin. with originally like they were already. set off yeah. I I personally this is what I believe. God God stops you from receiving [ __ ]. that you really want because he knows. there's evil that will come with it so. let's say you win the lottery fam who. knows you might be a drug addict I. disagree with that bro nah listen why.
why so many people out there who like. are [ __ ] up that have bare money. that's what that's what I'm saying that. proves my point but you said because it. stops that was happening no no but I'm. saying I'm saying I'm saying maybe maybe. sometimes you you're it's a blessing in. disguise that it actually gets stopped. yeah like. like what you wanted right away it's. maybe it's for a purpose. maybe it's for a purpose. because maybe you're not ready maybe. you're not ready for the blessings you. know because sometimes you'll get it.
fast right but those are the people. maybe those are the people that don't. give a [ __ ] about anything and that's. why their life ends up like that anyway. not to say that that's for everybody. everybody's case is different but more. than likely like I see people. their their mind somewhere else and I. mean they're not on the good morals when. all this bad [ __ ] happens to them and. they just dig deeper and deeper deeper. into trouble right. yeah I guess just be your me first and. then yeah.
when your mind's clear yeah. there's some there's some uh there's a. Superstition where my friend said he's. like yo I don't if there's a big thing. coming up like a big game or anything if. you beat your meat before it it's bad it. is bad.
do girls have post not clarity. yes or no yes or no do girl no no. no comment. S. I beat my John before a game and I like. I had a I was played fighting with Jalen. yeah and his watch got stuck on my. finger you just don't have the dog in. you bro so it's just bad luck I still. played that game. when you're being your meat like all. your energies is going out bro. I just thought that God was saying I was.
sinning yeah that's it that's it that's. why because it's like [ __ ] why did I sin. right now um. if you if you say go to a job interview. you get the job be with me right after. that's a celebration. I guess you could yeah I can actually. look at it like that I'm not I'm not. gonna lie you can actually look at it. like that so after the first date goes. good. when you get home what if you lose it. you're like okay.
yeah do you. do you think he punishes. yeah. foreign.
do you think that's true do you think um. you get punished for because yo I know. like in Krishna in like Christianity. like our God is like it's like the fear. of God like that's like the main like. statement for I know like every religion. like they all have like their own. statement like further God I think for. Christianity like it was a fear of God. like that's like the main statement for. you yeah yeah yeah I'm just curious how. he switched up topics so fast I don't. know.
yeah we'll get one more topic before we. wrap it up because you're running out of. time. food oh she wants to talk about food oh. you want to talk about food I mean I. think we have a food. there's Pizza. are you a spicy or a sweet person. together. all right okay okay here's the good. topic do you think do you think people.
give off effects of things they like so. let's say hello. do you think people give off effects of. inadament things inanimate things that. they like. you got to explain yeah. I love nachos do you think I'm a nacho. guy. it's because she's kind of like a pickle.
girl. so if I like spices. ask me anymore I explain it more so I. remember we were in the group chat one. time right and we're kind of we're kind. of like explaining everybody's type. and I'm like Gavin likes those type of. girls that have a trampoline in their. backyard oh but it's accurate but it's. accurate even though it's like an in. management thing it kind of matches. their personality it's like Carlos yeah. someone meets Carlos and like oh I. didn't know you'd play the guitar I. didn't know you're the type of person to. play the guitar something like that it's. like they couldn't imagine him do you.
think but you think like certain things. like you can tell right away they're. that person yeah. like I feel like all for example hockey. Boys Hockey boys are all the same I. don't want to say all the same but a. very similar very similarious do I look. like a hobby boy would you have guests. no yeah. so like I'm a brown boy like Curry.
let's go around the room and let's pick. try it try and guess something that the. other person really enjoys doing it's. hard because I know everybody that well.
yeah you know I feel like I know. everyone that time you seem like a. caesar salad a Caesar salad how you know. yo that's accurate that's accurate. that's actually accurate. yeah I only eat Caesar salad like that's. only salad I eat that's crazy that's. crazy. oh I got it he likes bear paws. do you like those Fruit Loops like.
cereal no like the the ones you have to. roll up and like I used to when I was a. kid yeah no but I do like everybody like. that. no no no no Sasha specifically like the. ones that put tattoos on your tongue. that's what I'm saying kid yeah. yeah so you had to be more specific you. got to be like super specific yeah when. I look at Cherry you know what I see. what brussels sprouts you like brussels. sprouts.
yeah you gotta you gotta be on the. timing bro you gotta be on the it's kind. of like that frequency thing like you. know when you guessed it. you know you like salmon. that's a Reese. yeah I don't mind it but like I don't go. for it like if it's Time. It's tricky because it like sometimes it. comes off as stereotyping yeah that's. true that's true.
because the audio on the podcast that. was Josh. let me like feel your energy real quick. I got one recruited by Cassie I think I. think you're like a like a blue Gatorade. no you're wrong still oh.
that's a tough one. um. looks like a Milkman I know he drinks. milk instead of water.
what do you say she's like I think you. know likes mashed potatoes. that's what he said that's racist. like a baked potato like a fully loaded. baked potato it's not like a basic baked. potato but like with like green onions. cheese sour cream okay okay you gotta. get like specifically no but I feel like. that's hard but I feel like you can.
definitely tell um First Impressions. like if someone's mean or nice like if I. never knew Carlos for sure mean the tat. I'm not mean though the eyebrows look at. the eyes. you think I'm a mean guy no it's like. you know the energy you give off no but. I feel like okay tell me if I'm wrong in. the comments but everybody that's. approached me automatically thought I. was a nice guy you know I mean no you. look like the bad guy that's what I'm. saying right that's what I'm saying I. guess so I guess Carlos yeah true like. you can feel energy if like say you meet. a guy for the first time you can feel.
the energy and it's yeah I agree like I. think I feel that way or is that all. like I feel like with people no like I. actually feel like energy fan yo yeah. I feel like Gavin's afraid of the dark. that's why he didn't help me when I was.
about to get beat up. I give off like uh what do you call this. I don't know like comforting energy like. you can come up and talk to me I don't. know that's just yeah like cotton candy. yeah. hungry kids today like right now like. once we're referring to food the most. yeah we're hungry okay Sophia what do. you think of yours Pizza Pizza. no she's a creamy garlic remember that. religion was a creamy garlic girl she's. actually a ketchup Mayo mixed together.
that's like all Filipinos oh really yeah. yeah wow isn't that big mac sauce that's. not wrong. specifically. I'm not gonna lie though. I'm not even a lie I love you a lot. waffles. oh [ __ ].
okay let's get specific but we gotta get. specifically like mean or nice if like. you saw him on the street. he's always smiling yeah. you give off paprika. paprika paprika or paprika I think I. think that's you paprika.
just staring at me the whole time. when was this every time I was the one. who okay when we got food for the.
cottage was I'm not the first one that's. like yo let's get some glizzies. so. yeah. okay hot dog is a burger burger. Burger easy. hot dog you know I say Burger a hot dog. you know what's in it a hot dog female. hot dog you like hot dogs better. McDonald's the meat is so suspicious.
there are no clean hot dogs. that's how you depict what you want to. eat how much mess you're gonna make well. if I do that how much wood.
do you guys mess with those. you never like those I used to have that. for lunch like almost every day yeah.
when you have like a corn dog like how. fresh could it really be that's what I'm. concerned about because. you have a hot dog sitting wrapped in a. bun that cannot be cooked or touched for. how long and you really yeah. the Korean barbecue place yeah.
about my friend um what they do oh [ __ ]. I don't wanna roll yeah but it's like. you know how you're supposed to order. the meat right they have the meat like. ready for you to get and like this right. and and she got sick of it because. obviously the meat says it sits yeah. like a long time and like she got the. craziest food poisoning y'all never get. salmonella no I never got it. it's a dumbass.
the dirtier the restaurant the better. the food bro. oh yes. way better bro they only take cash. that's the one that's one if they only. take cash it's five laundering scheme. and the workers are rude you're gonna. have the best and the workers are rude. okay okay I can see that I can see that. if there's flies in the meat department. what did you say.
always good man. you've asked me you're saying like if. that restaurant has like flies and [ __ ]. I don't know about that one bro I don't. know about that one's though. that's that's authentic meat. that's dirt bro I don't know about it oh. you know what's crazy you know what's. crazy so so this is the biggest finesse. in the Philippines my dad said in the. Philippines when they have like um not. show pal but like kind of sandwiches the.
boughs yeah they'll put they'll put like. the meat just on the outside I'm trying. to hold the mic on my chin we'll put the. meat on the outside and then like. no and then the rest behind it. foreign. yeah so imagine imagine this glass right. yeah and then the sandwiches are facing. the glass of this. all the meat sandwiches so the the. meat's facing on the outside so it looks.
like there's hella meat yeah but. actually it's all bun. s yeah the Vanessa like that yeah that's. what they do with like advertisers yeah. you know they use they use glue on Pizza. in the pizza commercials so when they do. the stretchy [ __ ] like this that's glue. yeah it's crazy almost almost yeah yeah. yeah and even like the sesame seeds like. they put extra ones on they [ __ ] they. put everything to make it look different. they also use I I saw one they use. toothpicks to hold up the burger so they. look bigger and more appetizing fries in.
the photos even like cake and [ __ ] like. just put like fake stuff on it. bro that's the worst type of pizza. okay. best pizza spot Pizza Nova Little. Caesars. um oh Papa John's Papa John's yeah Papa. John's best pizza place best pizza place.
yo mama John's Pizza yo you got to. search it up best pizza in the world bro. should I spit that story real quick see. it all right so. in in our ends right there's this pizza. spot it's not called Papa John's it's. called Baba Johns so it's like a brown. version Papa John's right it's one of. those like uh mom and pop type of. stories. cheering our people listen listen it's.
not fire. it's so good bro it had poutine and I. was like let's say grade six looking. looking at one of their Especially. poutines ah should I get like the the. bacon poutine should I get like one of. these meat poutines and ask them can I. get the bacon poutine this guy tells me. oh sorry boss we ran out of bacon I'm. like ah whatever but we have the meat. sauce poutine today like what meat sauce. poutine yeah we have it today we have it. today I say less I'll try it because. he's like it's good it's good so this.
guy walks to the back of the kitchen. opens the fridge it takes the [ __ ]. thing puts it in a microwave. dog I think he was just microwaving his. leftover like spaghetti sauce. he said we have meat sauce poutine today. as in like it's not usually there. put that [ __ ] on the fries put some. cheese on it. and gave it to me Fam bro it was the.
nastiest shot I ever ate bro and also. look their Pizza their Pizza has one. pepperoni purse like. yeah I called him Uncle I always got 10. off yes. that's how you test it with you though. it's like you got to take her to Bubble. John's and see if she's yeah.
he's a 10. he's a 10 but he takes you to. Papa John. I will wrap it up all right ready all. right thank you everyone for watching. this episode of jumpers jump podcast. episode 100 we could never do it without. y'all thank you so much make sure to hit. that comment like subscribe all that. good stuff thank you to everyone that. showed up today this is a real solid. Community I'm so grateful to have it and. damn like I would have never thought.
like I said in the beginning I would. never thought it would have been this. big and I'm just so I'm just so happy to. be a part of it you know I mean so let's. go around and everybody say the goodbyes. shout out RJ love y'all man shout out to. you guys man. take it easy. Deuces guys all the bad [ __ ] hit me. up bye bye black Avenue's return bro. all right thank you everyone and jumpers. jump out.
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