JAMISON FAMILY MYSTERY, DRAKE ALBUM THEORY, & REAL PORTAL CAUGHT ON CAMERA - JUMPERS JUMP EP.84
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so before we start. i want to get your opinion on drake's. new album okay i think at first i'm not. gonna lie it was trash it's trash fam no. it's it's okay. okay you can't but but i'm gonna say. it's trash but okay but. it redeemed itself because of the theory. i heard no i don't think you can call it. trash so like just cause something's. like no no no no it's trash for drake. it's not even trash for drake though. hold on like i i even i even said it was. trash at first but then i really like. okay what is he trying to do here and.
like you can't i can't get mad at him. for trying something that's like when. asap dropped uh testing yeah everyone. that [ __ ] sucked that [ __ ] sucked. right at the same time you can't get mad. no listen listen yeah. who who do i say is the goat drake drake. i say drake is the [ __ ] goat. why because every single album has. multiple multiple multiple hits yeah. yeah hits on hits on hits right. right away you listen to the album you. hear oh okay this one this one's gonna. go crazy were you expecting a rap album. though no fam exactly no i was expecting.
because i know how drake albums go like. scorpion you have a couple like sappy. whatever and then you have a couple of. rap songs that's what i expect yeah. that's what i expected i'm not gonna lie. but when i heard like the club the house. type of vibe yeah yeah i'm like it's not. that i didn't enjoy it i thought it was. it was still a miss in my eyes because. it wasn't a hit it wasn't like automatic. hit you know yeah i mean jimmy cooks was. the automatic yeah that's all my head. that's automatically and you know why i. think this is my theory that um he he. actually i was i was telling him my.
friend that it was the last song that's. a teaser for the next the next yeah yeah. exactly but at the same time it's like. the more i listened to it and i was like. i can see how this would hit in other. countries because i feel like uh in all. the comments right now all the all the. teenage boys that only listen to rap. like i watched aiden's stream and. everyone ll right away but i'm like okay. it is an l but it's not like uh it's not. like a big l it's like no no try listen. listen yeah he did try yeah i don't. knock on that yeah but it's trash for.
drake's standards yeah in my opinion is. it though because. he billboarded on one of the i think his. whole album billboard it and he's is. about to go number one no but he. billboards anyway just because he's so. popular fam but that doesn't matter if. you're saying it's it's trash then he. can really okay and it was really really. bad oh no listen listen now listen okay. okay let's see okay when the music video. dropped it was crazy right it was crazy. when i was music video the music video. for what's that song sticky sticky yeah.
i don't think it was sticky but it was. some i know that. so in my opinion the music view was hard. but i was i was i was trying to enjoy it. at the same time yeah like. the vibes didn't hit that well all right. listen but but enough talking trash i. just want to say this real quick sharon. told me a theory. about drake's album. and this really like changed my whole. perception on the album okay so listen. because i said drake is the goat yeah. right but this album felt like oh maybe. that might be his one miss album and.
maybe there's another goat that has. yeah i mean no misses so my theory i. mean sharon's theory sorry is that whole. album was dedicated to virgil to virgil. no that's not a theory that's actually. listen listen listen okay the theory is. yeah that he dedicated a virgil right. virgil passed away yeah virgil was a dj. and he loved playing those types of. chats yeah he loved playing that club. and that house vibe right yeah so the. theory goes that what if before virgil. passed drake promised virgil or george.
was probably like yo drake put out put. out like a house type of vibe so i can. d-jack and mix it whatever. and he probably promised him that yeah. so when he passed away that's why in the. album like notes it says dedicated to v. yeah no legit if you type in description. there's a whole paragraph yeah uh. talking about how virgil had the club. beats and stuff like that but i was. thinking that. i i don't know if virgil produced any of. those but i was like maybe uh before. virgil died drake drake had the virgil.
beats but never wrapped over them but. now it's it's it's weird why i don't. know i don't think it's virgil beats. though it's not virgil's not visual i. don't think so at least okay okay. because that was my idea i was like well. maybe he he just. the the the beat selection was kind of. weird just because it was different. because he wanted to do it for his. brother yeah so the fact the fact that. it's dedicated to virgil and it's not so. much of like a cash grabbed and trying. to take over a genre that changes my. whole perspective and it's to me it's a. w album now yeah because of that because.
of that yeah the fact that it's it's a. remembrance of virgil and dedicated to. him that makes sense yeah me yeah i'm. like i'm not going to hate on that. that's some real [ __ ] for sure right i. want to see them play it at the next um. if because they have still have louis v. collections coming out i want them to. while the the models are going like the. runway and they're running they play. like sticky probably. most likely i can see that so there's a. second theory though. this is this is the spicy theory this is. the spicy theory about drake's album. okay so.
jet told me this theory okay and pretty. much you know beyonce. she's coming out with the album yeah and. she teased she teased the song. and what did it sound like. oh it sound it sounded like that club. that club kind of like. sounds like that. no exactly it sounded like that dance. genre feel me no check this out check. this out yeah so drake and i believe. kanye a few other artists yeah they're. cr they have the power to drop when in. an hour or two notice like two hour.
notice right yeah they can just release. music boom it's out yeah so. jet told me this theory okay that. drake found out beyonce was going to. release her album and it was that whole. vibe and drake wants to be the one that. says oh i brought that sound that's. where it started let me start the trend. yeah. so the moment the moment beyonce leaked. that song. is the moment drake dropped the album. bro. moment jake dropped the album this guy. went into the studios like ah let's do.
that that's why so so maybe the reason. we don't like it as much this is just a. theory but maybe the reason we don't. like it as much as maybe he didn't put. that much for all we know yeah this guy. probably made that [ __ ] in a week for. all we know for all we know true jay. could have made that [ __ ] in a week we. would never know wait let me get this. right so drake dropped clb before donda. right or was it the opposite no donda. dropped then then ceo okay and then clb. but that was remember i told that theory. how whoever drops after is gonna be the. bigger album yeah what happened no he's. taking that he's very strategic so now. he pulled the opposite yeah so now he's.
like let me start this trend because. beyonce's beyonce's return is like it's. goated like no it's gonna be crazy. everyone's waiting for that she's gonna. be crazy and and if it sounds exactly. like thing everyone's gonna be like [ __ ]. we already heard this yeah yeah exactly. jake's has to have some beef with. beyonce because that's [ __ ] up maybe. maybe maybe yeah but but listen whenever. whenever you're talking like goats of an. industry yeah obviously it's not so much. of like a beef but it is a rivalry no. matter what it's a rivalry. just like i don't know if you remember. kanye yeah he had he had this beat.
remember the poopy scoops. with uh who was it. no no no no it was him he just dropped. that no but he did that for like all the. old heads that were hating no that's not. why oh no that's not why he goes. something listen listen so he had this. beat and that was the poopy scoop yeah. scoop right. yeah. so the only reason he he put that song. out was because you know how that. two-hour notice remember i told you yeah. kanye has that power too okay he dropped. it because he knew drake was gonna drop. a song with the same beat so he was.
gonna have the the the licensing and the. rights to that beat when he drops it. so so this was when they were beefing at. the time yeah so kanye had that beat. drake wanted to use it connie's like i'm. a disrespect to him. okay yeah no drake is super smart. because that's like that's like you. telling me something yeah like you were. teasing oxfords and i come out with like. like an irrigation yeah music games. exactly exactly is that like that would. be a small that's like the same thing so. now remember that theory i said about.
like the michael jackson stuff yeah what. about it so. jet jet came up and told me like yo. there's one song i like how you're. putting. but i'm gonna say this look so. jet showed me this song. and remember my theory with michael. jackson how oh what if drake has like. unreleased michael jackson and he's loki. dropping it right now this one song on. the new this one song a new album yeah.
it sounds. exactly like michael jackson. beatboxing huh listen listen listen it's. crazy so this is jet jets video you just. sent me okay you know michael jackson. beatboxing showing how he kind of makes. a beat. so michael jackson's be boxing ready. it. half speed. i guess it has beat it look that's crazy.
and then he goes and plays drake's song. [Music]. it's hard to hear it's hard it's hard to. hear vamps. [Music]. trust me bro that [ __ ] sounds exactly. the same. no it's hard it's hard to hear off this. because yeah it sounds like [ __ ]. [Music]. because because you could take any video. of any guy rap be boxing and maybe just.
do like. it's the same rhythm don't know the way. it sounds a lot a little nah all right. listen let's take a go y'all hear for. yourself y'all here for yourself okay. let me put a beat out and then if drake. uses the same beat then it's it's he. watches us okay. okay baby maybe so if you hear that okay. okay this one's a little bit of reach. but i just wanted to add it in because. this is jet's thing you know what i. don't know i wanna i gotta i gotta add. it in you gotta add it in he's a target. now are you on me. it's not all on me i love me so i so.
give it a rating out of ten give it a. rating yeah six seven it was his worst. album for sure six probably because. every every drake album is a ten really. every drake album no six is still pretty. good i would give it like a five no yeah. like like a five no no it's still. enjoyable it was it was worse it was. worse till i heard the i heard the the. news or like the memorial part you know. for sure yeah that changed everything. yeah because you know me. i'm i'm like a director type i'm a very. like i want to get into the origin of. things you know that's why i do theories. yeah but you heard about uh tj2 oh yeah.
the reason yeah. i think he's in the hospital right now. everyone so hopefully he pulls through. yeah i know lovely especially at. everyone in new york like i remember um. when k flock got arrested he was one of. the biggest but now he dropped the song. out of jail with fabio and that [ __ ] is. going crazy yeah i don't know nothing's. happened to favio though that's good. though like i know no violence in it. yeah i know right yeah that's true. that's the last thing you want and it. sucks that music is always attached to. drama to drama or do you think every do. you think every single industry has.
drama like that or do you think music is. especially i think i think it's just rap. because we don't hear uh adele beefing. with ed sheeran that's facts that's bad. they all love each other like taylor. swift would never go out their way. unless taylor swift wouldn't have any. beef unless it's from a rap guy kanye. yo and drake didn't drake have beef with. taylor swift no this is just kanye it's. just kanye right he's just gone exactly. it's unless the the rap guys come into. the mix where now beef arises. you feel me i guess but taylor swift did.
write a lot of her songs about her exes. and it was kind of diss tracks no but. it's like. it's like nah it's like uh family. channel diss tracks nah some of them. i don't know. i'm telling you i'm telling you like. what kanye said on drink champs yeah. when somebody disses you most of the. time you're the only one that knows the. disdain that knows because it only. relates to you yeah no but you could say. like because drake okay you're going. back to drake yeah drake has a lot of. lines that target the poor because he's.
super rich so he's allowed to talk you. [ __ ] so when you're listening and you're. in your [ __ ] toyota camry and you're. like like damn this hurts. like he said some line about oh your. your bank. uh like how much money you make affects. how i i listen to you like yeah he's uh. you're always lowered to drake so he's. not gonna let ever listen to you that's. true that's tough that's true. i guess so yeah but we feed into it. anyway i think because we strive to be. them you know we should keep for sure. and they feed off that bro they feed off.
of that do you think there's like a. little power in that when when people. under you feed into your power yes you. think that's a thing so so bro there's. this like spiritual theory i i don't. believe in this i don't believe in this. but this is like one of those like dark. web like okay deep in the [ __ ] you. know the iceberg yeah yeah. pretty much what they say there's a. spiritual energy when you look at. somebody sexually. low-key. that might be true sexually so.
give power to them when you look at. somebody sexually and. there's a theory yeah that one of the. the greatest or one of the biggest um i. guess situations of this yeah is with. porn stars they steal your energy oh. that's a good one no because you can. just simplify and say a girl at the club. yeah once. you once you look at her she's like oh. he likes me let me work my magic get a. few free drinks off that [ __ ] you feel. me yeah even even just like a very like. um.
uh physical thing too just like oh he. wants my attention now he's gonna come. to me to get it. yeah so i think there is their loki is. like a. because a lot of people don't believe in. that but maybe there is like a spiritual. presence yeah or in that lust in that. attention in that i guess um. that sexual desire yeah you can call it. just pretty privilege then not even just. that bro i'm talking about like on like. the scopes of we can't see bro oh [ __ ]. i'm talking about the scopes we can't. see okay what if all of these people all. of these models the kardashians feed off.
of our are lust on them so they build an. ego and then they and they get energy. from it yeah because because remember. what i told you before we even started. recording yeah uh newton's what it. newton's third law is whatever force you. put on the output is the exact same. amount of force yeah so where does that. energy go. to them. yeah who knows yeah no i think it's just. an ego boost because i think naturally. naturally in our bodies we want to put. people on pedestals we need to look up. to someone there's only a few people. that can be like oh no i'm i'm the best.
you would know with no um support just. behind them you feel me that because. you're you're deemed as insane if you. you're like that if you if you think. you're the best if you think with no. supporter already like you you have five. views on youtube but you're still the. best you think you're still the best. that's rare that's really rare you know. what's really kind of [ __ ] and i never. really took it in yeah you know how we. call people goat because greatest of all. time right goat is very like thrown. around now yeah yeah yeah you know we. call we call people goat but greatest of. all time yeah that's the original part. but like yo you know the devil.
is what what animal. oh wait you definitely like you know the. baphomet yeah it's what a what a head of. a with a goat there you go so would you. what do you want no you know polo g's. chain yes his gold chain yeah what does. it look like. the double head oh [ __ ]. now look at that. yo and i was like who are the main goats. like the big celebrities who's the big.
celebrities in your phone exactly bro. no if you deep it like that because we. throw around terms all the time bro we. throw around terms all the time and we. don't like what's the what's the origin. of of the word sandwich why is it called. sand you know i mean like i mean stupid. [ __ ] like that too like sandwich like. what's the origin of that word yeah. and then go like yeah we know the. original greatest of all time but like. it's actually it's it's weird it's weird. that it also attaches to you yeah a. demon.
not even a demon literally the devil. yeah the devil have you okay i'm gonna. switch it up real quick yeah okay. because i have a story about the devil. too have you ever heard of castle husker. nah really okay bless because you all. you always know [ __ ]. so so this was allegedly built on the. gate of hell oh yeah so so i think back. in i think 1800 a.d so this is way. longer this is a.d where is this or is. it uh i don't know i don't know where. this is yeah and they're saying that. when it was built a bunch of demons were.
released from that from that hole yeah. yeah right and so when construction. workers when it was under construction. they were saying to to the prisoners in. the village okay for anyone who wants to. go down and investigate the hole yeah. we'll give them a pass so i'll get out. of jail free card oh because they're too. scared they're too scared to take it out. bro no one wanted to go down except for. one person. so when they put that person down in the. hole. as soon as they they lowered him yeah he.
screamed like crazy they pulled him out. he had gray's hair right away and when. he pulled him out he went insane like he. couldn't speak english no more wait wait. he aged yeah he aged. he had gray hair when they pulled him. out yeah and he could like he went. mentally insane he couldn't speak. english like everything was like crazy. yeah yeah the whole thing was like after. that everyone fleed from that from that. hole and the castle was built but the. castle was built with no windows because. uh it wasn't meant for somebody to live.
in oh so it's like a fortress it's like. a fortress so that house is closing the. gates of hell is what they're saying. where is this place i don't know [ __ ] i. don't want to really i'll search off. later yeah you guys can do the research. for me so so pretty much it's like that. whole castle was built as like a. stronghold to keep the the devils in. that's some minecraft [ __ ] bro i know. that's something. that's literally some minecraft [ __ ]. yeah like a stronghold that's true like. a portal yeah like a portal like a. portal so do you think.
do you think hell is directly below us. do you think we can act you know you. know like stranger things yeah oh yes. why is it everything below yeah why is. it always below. or is that is that um. uh. the world or like uh the higher ups. trying to distract us from us right now. because we think we're in hell we're in. hell right now but they say oh there's. something beneath it so you actually. aren't so is that like the is hell like. the commercialized version of like so.
you think it's a distraction i think. we're already in something we're already. in hell right now i don't think so yeah. personally i don't know but i already i. i always say like we're in hell right. now and that's why we have to go up to. heaven i don't believe that yeah i don't. believe that. because i believe i believe there's a. lot of good in the world if you look for. the good yeah and whatever you look in. let's say you're looking for evil you're. gonna find evil yeah if you look for. good you're gonna find good if you look. for paradise you're going to live in. paris of course but what's that main. cell saying hell on earth. we're on earth as hell that's some.
sadistic ass man bro i don't know i know. some sadistic ass old guy from like. we're living on hell on earth yeah you. know what i mean like that's that's all. the thing is yo okay there's this. unsolved mystery i want to talk about. okay okay this is the craziest unsolved. mystery i've heard to date really listen. so. pretty much it's called you ever heard. about the jamison family mystery no i. haven't what is that so. this jamison family is a family that. disappeared and they still don't know.
what happened to them okay so the story. goes family of three it's bobby sherlin. and madison jameson right okay so. the bobby and and sherilyn and their. younger daughter. so the story goes the last witness to. see them was this one guy and they were. in like the wilden they're literally in. the wilderness of oklahoma okay so. they were they gone there just so they. can check out this plot of land because.
they wanted to buy like a you know you. know those um big crate containers yeah. yeah like cargo containers right they. were planning to live on this piece of. land in just like a cargo container okay. already odd like a trailer like kinda. yeah like you know those small tiny. homes maybe maybe that's what we're. trying to do. but this guy said when this witness said. when they were there they were literally. the only people in the area like nobody. really goes around there for sure so. it's already sketchy it's already. sketchy it's already sketchy so a group.
of 300 volunteers went to go look for. their bodies because they disappeared. okay right yeah now the only thing they. could find was their truck now in their. truck. they found the family dog yeah. sherilyn's purse. a gps. and a bag full of 32. 000. bro what 32 thousand dollars right yeah. so why why would the family leave just. the dog there and why would they leave. all that money okay yeah so. four years past four years past and two.
hunters they were just hunting in the. forest and they came across. skeletal remains of three bodies no way. right so they found their bodies yo when. they did the search yeah they did like a. whole sweep of five kilometer radius. right yeah for sure they found the. bodies literally not even that far i. think just like two kilometers away from. where they originally were and it and uh. when they originally were looking for. them they saw footprints leading into. the in the wilderness couldn't find them.
that's funny so a lot of people said oh. maybe they could be hiding whatever. right but anyways fast forward four. years they found the skeletons yeah now. there's four theories four four theories. about what happened to them well okay. what was the first one so the first. theory is a very scientific one it's. like oh it was a it was a thunderstorm. it was a thunderstorm they lost power in. their car their power was still on fam. but anyways. they they claim they walked out of the. vehicle found their self lost in the. wilderness and then they died of. hypothermia yeah first theory okay how.
does it hold up. not really well not really kill me. this one gets crazy okay the second. theory is that bob's father right. bob before they they went missing and. before they died bob in the same week of. going to that pu that plot of land yeah. he filed a restraining order for his. father because his father claimed that. he wanted to kill them oh okay so so. it's gonna be the father who murdered no.
but it really wasn't what it really was. what was it so check this out they found. even crazier evidence to what what was. it tell me listen listen so the third. theory yeah yeah the third theory right. was that. they were killed by a cult oh in the oh. listen listen listen listen why a cult. right why a cult fam. so sherilyn. was reported to have a witchcraft book. in her home that's [ __ ] right now that. was the first red flag second red flag.
was one they went missing. sherilyn's best friend received a call a. anonymous call and it was from a lady. and this lady told her yeah hi i'm i'm. part of this i'm part of this group. apparently has to do with like the kkk. too like a religious cult like that. right yeah hi i'm part of this group and. i was googling the names i was googling. the names of all of these people in this. hit list this book that they have of hit.
hit list people that cause trouble for. them right yeah and sherilyn and bobby. were in that book oh no yeah i hit like. so supposedly this cult was after them. right that's [ __ ] now that's the third. theory the thing is though there's no. solid evidence that there was a cult in. that area there's no solid proof about. okay yeah but there's a lot of more. evidence. proving they were into some sketchy [ __ ]. bro so listen listen so they have. surveillance camera footage of them in.
the. in the driveway packing their things. into the truck right yeah it almost. seemed like they're ready to leave to. like go on vacation no because remember. they're they're buying that plot. okay with the cargo container right. bro. in the video. you can see them. people that watch it say claim they were. in a trance. like they would walk up yeah put their. stuff away and just stand oh no it's. like almost like they were in a trance. and brainwashed bro so you can imagine.
putting this stuff away walking and just. standing looking at nothing for like. five minutes and then walking away. moving [ __ ] they wouldn't even interact. with each other they were just moving. like zombies that's [ __ ] now here. comes the fourth theory okay okay so the. fourth theory right. is that they. were in a spiritual warfare against. demons what listen listen listen listen. so. so the jameson family claimed that their. house was haunted by three ghosts okay.
so. he. uh bob bob jameson went to the priest. and the priest told the police that. jameson was asking if there's special. spiritual bullets that could kill. ghosts okay like are there is there. something i can do to defend against. ghosts right yeah why would you need. [ __ ] holy bullets to kill ghosts into. some weird [ __ ] right now. the priest also confessed that. bob told him he was reading that that. witchcraft book yeah and it turns out to.
be a satanic bible oh no so it was a. satanic bible the whole time oh so it. wasn't like no no spiritual like evil. eye type yeah no this is like something. like real demonic [ __ ] right yeah yeah. bro now oh you remember the cargo. container right yeah what was in it damn. this is what's [ __ ] the ghosts who are. trapped in there. so [ __ ] listen listen so on that cargo. container right there was graffiti on. the outside of the cargo container. saying.
three cats to date. kill people in this area oh sorry sorry. three cats killed to date by people in. this area. witches don't like their black cat. killed. okay. let's read again listen let me see three. cats killed to date by people in this. area. which is don't like their cat they're. black cats killed yeah. so what does that mean bro that means. they were they were doing some. witchcraft and they themselves are doing.
some demonic [ __ ] oh but they wanted to. buy that land no yeah they wanted to buy. that land i wanted to buy that land. i guess it is away from everything else. so they can do their little rituals yeah. so a lot of. some theories were oh they wanted to. just escape reality they just want to. leave their old life right exactly bro. 32 000 what do you think they're doing. with 32 000. there's another theory it's kind of lame. but like oh they were probably gonna do. a drug deal but even if they were doing. a drug deal why would they bring their.
kid yeah that's the common ones like why. would they bring their kid it doesn't. make sense thirty two thousand dollars. what do you think happened to them. thirty two thousand dollars wait so they. they died right they died they found. their skeletal remains bro okay or. there's another theory they just faked. their death. but more times i don't think they faked. their death i don't think that happened. because they found their skeletons it. has to be from an outer source it. couldn't be them so what i'm thinking is. the dead ass did a ritual in that cargo. container and then yo. there's a theory too that um it might.
have been a suicide like all three of. them yeah like a suicidal ritual with a. ghost exactly exactly okay yeah like all. of them together that's why that's why. when they're packing up their things and. leaving their life yeah and that's why. they left their dog yeah it's always so. the dog's like still living yeah the dog. was just in their car bro oh [ __ ] that. is that you know the dog's still running. around [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah i go like. kill that dog too. don't call pet on me but that dog is. definitely. that dog is definitely living for them. right now see the problem with this this.
whole murder it's like we wanna we wanna. put a very simple. explanation what happened but you can't. just because there's so much like random. details that tied to weird ass. [ __ ] genres of murder feel me like. because you have a spiritual murder you. have a cult you have drugs like what is. it no because i i believed in the cult. murder because if you have your [ __ ] on. a hit list you would want to move out to. where where no one is around exactly but. then but then you mentioned the satanic. bible then it changes the plot like yeah.
because now that's that's a baby what if. they're into it right someone should. make a movie about it someone should. make it yo to this day they still don't. know like exactly what happened to them. yeah so it's still a mystery like. unsolved yeah exactly so and how do. unsolved mysteries usually end it's with. a human killer unsolved mysteries never. end from an outer source like a. spiritual source so i'm right now i'm. leaning toward the spiritual [ __ ] to be. honest who knows to be honest and i. don't know. because the problem is there's literally. no oh the autopsy said there's no.
evidence of like uh blunt force trauma. or any foul play on their bodies you. wouldn't you wouldn't have that yeah. just because it was skeletons yeah so so. it's also like um it's a lack of. information too yeah but there's some. there's nothing they can prove like oh. this happened this happened there's. nothing there's something like that in. canada too i think um and none of it. have you have heard of the the headless. valley. so there's a valley where it's like a. tunnel like a big a mountain and there's.
like a little tunnel yeah and in that. tunnel there's a lot of gold like if you. if you want like to get rich quick you. go to none of it and you go to that. tunnel right yeah yeah so i think two. people went in and as soon as they they. started crossing that river. they told people that they heard that. people were watching them. like they felt people watching some like. the hills have eyes yeah exactly yeah. and i don't know why but everyone who's. gone there trying to get rich quick has. died and the crazy thing is they've.
always been headless so like whenever. the police has found their body it's. always no head decapitated head they. can't decapitate the head and they're. people. there's some theories saying that. people if you go there you'll see people. walking around with no head trying to. kill you what the [ __ ] none of it family. so it's like snowy there too bro. i wouldn't say that in the pictures it. kind of looked green oh so it's like but. me no it gets snowy it's none of it no. snowing out of it i don't know in the. pictures i was looking at it it was a. [ __ ] like it was like um.
do you know how the center of earth. looked like yeah yeah like that. it looks like that. yeah yeah right notice if it's green. like that no and yo i gotta show you. something crazy too yeah yeah cause. there was uh. you know the google cars how they go. around so this was also in canada i. think around some mountain mountain area. but they saw a creature. running after it like a crazy looking. creature oh yeah running behind the. google car so i'm gonna show you a. picture this is what it looks like. what the [ __ ] yeah and like there's.
actually pictures it looks like a. pokemon. that ass but it says like look uh the. mountain they're calling it the mountain. creature and it's uh has its legs are. thick and it has short like t-rex. fingers but imagine being in the google. car and you look behind you look in the. mirror and see like a little pokemon. running so a google car person like. claim this [ __ ] is real fam it's there's. pictures of it there's pictures of it. yes but that that's the artist's sketch. yeah yeah yeah yeah is there actual like.
google image i can look at you can look. at uh so look at the um what's this [ __ ]. called it's called search up the. mountain creature. yeah caught running behind google car. that's it google car oh yo there is. pictures of it yeah what the [ __ ] so so. it was it was in british columbia canada. this [ __ ] looks like a salamander this. [ __ ] looks like charmander bro. yo it's that as a charmander without the. fire yo what if this is just like a. dinosaur oh that's what i'm saying what. is this just a dinosaur bro no but it's.
[ __ ] that's [ __ ] like imagine seeing. that what the [ __ ] yeah it has no arms. it's like it's no it's a t-rex arm it's. a dinosaur it's a diamond it has to be. done it looks like it wasn't charmander. a dinosaur like charmander's like a. salamander but like there's a pokemon. it's a pokemon pokemon but yeah but i. think one person posted on reddit and. that's when the news spread oh yeah yeah. i think i think. dinosaurs might still be a live fan. because look okay because you know how. um the loch ness monster and all of. these claims of like huge sea creatures. in the water the kraken whatever right.
damn it's not too hard to believe that. in the depths of the ocean there could. be. these dinosaurs that survive long enough. but don't even live close to the surface. they just leave in the deepest depths of. the ocean yeah i had also had a theory. um well i had a drug theory with my. friend yeah because you know how. wormholes how you can travel through. wormholes what if what if dinosaurs. there's like certain wormholes in the. earth in the water or no no lily just in. the earth in the water whatever in the.
forest where old reptiles that we think. are ins are extinct come out and that's. why we've we find them like maybe that. guy running behind the the google car. yeah yeah came out of wormhole by. mistake you feel me well you know. godzilla right yeah yeah godzilla god. godzilla was like that [ __ ] it was like. it was like from the from the the center. of the earth or even um. yeah why is it always uh. coming from like the earth from the. bottom from the inner earth and so have. you ever heard of the bat squatch. that squash like what what is this so.
there was um i forget the whole story. but the ma the main story goes yeah is. there was a volcano somewhere and it. erupted. right yeah yeah out of that uh volcano. eruption somebody saw a bat like so it. would be like a sasquatch guy right yeah. and on its arms would be like wings of a. bat oh. it would look like a big sasquatch with. wings what the [ __ ] and that's what this. vibe that's what they're saying is the. bat squatch. so it's like a [ __ ] yeah like.
so imagine [ __ ] uh a big ass ape that. can fly what the [ __ ]. is it do you think there's mammals that. is there mammals that can fly like that. uh oh bats bats for sure yeah but bats. but this one is like the enlarged. version. and yeah salamanders can do that too. somebody's gonna fly salamanders right. we can reptiles fly wait hold on no. that's dinosaurs bro there's none. dinosaurs still dinosaurs this has been. dinosaurs there's no way i think that's. all dinosaurs to be honest chickens can. fly penguins can't fly penguins can't.
fly. that [ __ ] kind of looked like a penguin. fan. what if what is it. [ __ ] it's a big-ass favorite. now what if because listen listen listen. right penguins in antarctica they have. what what feathers all right now if they. were in hotter climates what they would. would they have feathers still no and. what does a penguin without feathers. look like look it looks like that [ __ ]. bro. look he looks like that [ __ ] damn that. shit's a penguin that migrated to canada.
or originated there and it's a whole. different species without [ __ ]. feathers fam and it's trying to run back. to its home yeah. probably don't kill me probably that's. funny. because if you take that's why that's. why you're not supposed to take like. certain plants into certain other areas. of the world yeah yeah like if you go to. uh the airport and you tell them you. have an orange with you the [ __ ]. they'll kick you off the plane like it's. a bomb bro yeah literally because if you. take that orange and it has some like. let's say plant disease and you bring it.
over to the next country it could [ __ ]. up the whole environment of that area. true right that is true did you see i. love watching the border patrol guys and. there's this there's this indian guy who. only like he came with three suitcases. right yeah and he's like do you have any. food on you the guy was like do you have. any food and the guy's like no no i. don't have any food right. so they went to the scanners and he's. like yo come here fam yeah damn you have. three full packages of food like. straight food like vegetables and chips. yeah you can buy that [ __ ] in kennedy. you don't have to put a you don't have.
to cross the border with all this what. are you smuggling what if you're. smuggling drugs though in food yeah bro. did you did you see that thing of um the. potatoes when they cut the potatoes it. was all cocaine no i had they were. trying to bring bags and bags of. potatoes fam and when they cut it open. it was just cocaine inside yeah you have. to tell your story about the thrift. store what's your story the one where. you open the book oh. and use not because there's stores i'm. gonna tell a story i'm gonna tell a. story you know what i've been getting. into lately bro.
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to get your free life insurance quotes. and see how much you could save so i go. to the thrift store this is one of the. salvation army thrift stores so it's one. of those like they don't really clean or. look at the products that much it's. literally they they donate it put that. [ __ ] on the show exactly the most [ __ ]. version of a thrift store yeah so. i walk in. and i find this book there yeah right. it's a winnie it's a winnie the pooh. book so it's a kids book it's a kids. book yeah right i don't know what in my. head like made me want to open it but i.
opened it yeah and what i found was this. big. plastic bag. ziploc fam of white powder big white. plastic bag of white powder in this book. yeah in this book bro. why would there be white powder in a. book fill me yeah obviously i had my. speculation. i'm like. this ain't gotta be cool.
but i had my speculation right i didn't. even want to sniff it i didn't want to. open it i don't want to touch it because. don't touch that because what if i took. that bag or what if i messed with it. yeah and somebody that was gonna pick it. up. saw me oh then i'd be targeted right. yeah that's tough yeah because i pushed. my story everyone in my dms was like yo. don't touch it don't touch it don't. touch it you're putting your. fingerprints on it blah blah blah yeah i. was kind of like touching it. so. turns out we figured out what it was bro. what was it.
sugar what it actually was it wasn't. sugar okay when i say it was a powder. fan yeah this [ __ ] was actually like. it's like cocaine powder like dead ass. so what it turns out it was what was. actually. clay powder clay powder it was actually. clay powder and the winnie the pooh book. was actually one of those books where. you can like put a hand in print you can. feel it like you put like a hand imprint. with clay oh and then it's like a it's. like a a clay imprint of a hand okay. that's what it was that's what it was i. thought that [ __ ] was cocaine but you.
don't want to be the craziest thing if. you posted that and then there's like um. there's like news about like a serial. killer going around and he sold drugs. and he's putting it in different kids. books yeah yeah yeah like oh they have. if you find it don't touch it because. he'll he'll knock on your door the next. day um. that would be crazy yeah yeah yeah nah. but i'm not trying to mess with that bro. the moment you get involved that's like. if you find money yeah if you find a big. bag of money do you touch it more times. more times if you touch it you're gonna. you're gonna be in a life of like. [ __ ] being hunted.
loki more times i'm touching it like you. know you know the movie uh old country i. mean sorry yeah old country for old men. something like that old country for old. men nah so oh no country for old men. that's what it's called no country or. old man so pretty much this movie. is very similar to what i was talking. about where this guy. he comes across like all of these cars. right all these cars in the middle of a. desert literally like nobody's around. okay and he walks up to he's like what's. going on yeah walks up to it what does.
he see. a shootout gone wrong so he sees bodies. people bleeding out there's this one guy. still almost alive right and. he sees a big suitcase of money yeah. like almost like two million dollars in. a suitcase okay you don't touch that you. don't touch that you don't touch it. because the shootout yeah literally. there's bodies around it weapons guns. everything fam. and he decides to take it oh now the. [ __ ] you're [ __ ] yeah yeah and he. decides to finish off that guy bro. really yeah. and the rest of the movie was him.
running away from the people that. actually. the money belongs to. because two million dollars that's no. joke holy [ __ ] two million dollars. people are gonna look for you for sure. nah you know who they should make a. movie about who i don't know if you. heard about johnny kim john oh i think i. heard about this okay yo this guy has. probably the craziest resume in the. history of men so he's like what uh he. has a phd yeah he's an astronaut and. he's part of the navy seal yeah yeah. yeah so and and they were i think he was.
on joe rogan or they were talking about. it on joe rogan and i heard the story. about what happened he said he said he. switched careers so many times because. he was just so [ __ ] up that he needed. to distract himself from something you. know why [ __ ] the asian overachiever. bro that's why yeah no but no but it. went deeper yeah did you know his past. story what what was it so i think the. last time he saw his dad was when he. committed suicide oh when his dad. committed suicide so he was in the. living room and his dad lily goes up to.
him and he says son i'm sorry. that was his last words and he pepper. sprayed him so he couldn't see anything. right. he goes into the the. kitchen yeah his mom's in the kitchen. too and johnny the kid yeah the mom's. screaming he has a gun right what the. [ __ ] so johnny is trying his best even. though he can't see yeah to fight him. off like and he's telling him like dad i. love you don't do this don't do this. yeah yeah yeah his dad all you hear he. shoots it up in the air next thing you.
know the cops the cops come and. everything happens he tells johnny the. cops tell johnny your dad's dead damn. and he thought he thought being a part. of the navy seals would would get get. his mind off like because it's so. traumatized exactly but it didn't. because he lost so many friends during. the war too that he became so [ __ ] up. and that was his that's what he says his. biggest mistake was joining a navy seal. to see more death damn. yo cause if you think about it this guy. he's skilled in so many he started as a.
doctor you said yeah like she has a phd. and he wants a navy yo i don't know if. you know to join the navy seals you have. to be crazy you have to be literally the. top elite of the world fam like. a complete insane human. physically and mentally because he. wasn't just like he had different roles. he was a parachutist he was a. lieutenant sniper like yeah he had many. different roles that shit's hard to do. bro not many people can do that yeah not. many people and the fact that he was a. navy ceo and then an astronaut.
and then an astronaut and you have a phd. yo there's literally no excuses for any. after i heard that story there's no. excuse seriously though the problem with. that fam is like every other asian mom. yeah is going to hear that in the. hairdresser's to be like looking look at. look at her son yeah. i heard i heard um there was one quote. that i heard that comparison it takes. away joy in life like comparison yeah. comparison in general is the biggest. take like it'll take away joy in a.
person's life right away that's the. biggest one. like you should never compare yeah cause. um literally if you compare something. yeah you're not looking at what you're. grateful for already yeah for sure but. i'm gonna play devil's advocate okay. because i think comparison is good. too but i think comparison is good as. long as like you know yourself yeah. cause you can't compare something if you. don't even know the thing you have. yeah fill me because listen if if you're. like uh cause i had this too i was in. grade 8. i mean i was in like i think.
grade six grade seven yeah and i was. always being compared to the top person. in class why right i don't know why. because it's like you gotta you gotta. shy for straight a's that's the asian. that's the asian in us right but it made. me feel dumb even though i knew i was. smart but that made me do worse because. i would always look at the top and i was. like [ __ ] i'm not there i think i'm dumb. really exactly but as soon as that [ __ ]. stopped i'm like boom nah straight a's. boom boom boom boom like there's no i'm. only competing with myself yeah yeah. yeah bam because look if you always.
compare yourself and you don't even know. like what you're capable of already yeah. what's the point what's the point in. living. like i'm saying like if. if you want to compare apple and orange. right yeah like at least you know what. an apple is and you know what the orange. is yeah and they're both very good on. their own yeah but the moment you like. close your eyes and then you try to. compare something to something really. good you see right here yeah so i closed. one eye i don't even see the product in. my left hand or i'm looking at the other. one yeah damn why are you comparing to. something when you don't even look at. what's here exactly badass.
in this life you're only competing with. yourself i had a some guy was trying to. pick my brain on how i did the brand. stuff yeah and he's like yo. who did who did you compare yourself to. or who did you compete with to get. yourself motivation i was like nah my. motivation was myself you look in the. mirror and every day you're like nah i'm. trying to be better than that guy today. for me that's that's mostly it yeah. facts. look if you don't if you don't compete. with yourself fam at least compete with. look okay i'm playing devil's advocate. again yeah yeah i get it though but look.
look like. i'm i'm a big i'm a i'm a big thing on. [ __ ] competition. like if there's no competition yeah feel. me you're not going to be the goal okay. i don't say gold anymore after the. demonstration. i don't want to be a goal no more no but. like you can't be the greatest in. something yeah if there's nothing to be. great for grade four so there has to be. other people there has to be. compensation for you to be a great in. something. you can't be number one if there's no. number two or number three yet me but. you have to be okay with being number.
two and number three if that's your role. in life not necessarily not necessarily. yeah it really depends on if you can. handle it yeah you have to be okay you. have to be okay with being taking on. that number two role no i mean. like you have to be okay but you still. have to like i'm when you say okay when. you say okay does that mean like to stop. striving. i wouldn't say stop striving but be the. best at what you do. that's that's kind of what i disagree. were you yeah i really disagree no i. feel that that's where you get it wrong. because a well-oiled machine yeah isn't.
going to work if everyone is if all the. parts in it are trying to be like the. engine no that's that's not i disagree. no i disagree you know why why because. the human mind is very versatile and it. can always learn okay and you can try. everything in the world you can. literally try anything you want and you. can be great in anything you want but. yeah some people can do it easier than. others and that's why they're great for. that thing. but the fact of. if you have in your mind like i can do. something amazingly crazy like you. wouldn't even let's say i'm i'm a master.
juggler fan okay you didn't even see me. juggle before if i actually train and. train and train and became a juggler and. i surprised you you'd be like i would. have never thought that but it became. right yeah but okay go ahead so it's. literally the fact of if you can believe. it can happen it can happen yeah on. circumstances that you're. actually doing the work into it to. become it. and sometimes it doesn't happen yeah but. sometimes that doesn't happen but but. the journey and the strive for it is. real yeah and would you say the strive.
will get you closer than you ever were. yes the strive will get you closer to. your role that perfecting your role. because like okay listen it's very. situational too yeah but what if. everyone on the lakers tried to be like. lebron. that that that role doesn't get filled. they're no more working as a team that's. why you have the role players the lebron. the star the captain and then you have. the bench players why does it work why. do they win the championship because. everyone did their their played their. part yeah i'm not a. i don't think like that stuff oh i don't.
know i really don't know what i'm saying. because like what if what if there was. two there was like i said i keep saying. what if there was two carlos's it. wouldn't work because that [ __ ] would be. boring like you have to have a. a person to counteract from what happens. you feel me no but then i'll then i play. that was advocate again and be like like. there's other things you can do yeah. yeah i mean yeah no i get it but that's. why i'ma play my role yeah you gonna. play your role and that's how it's been. working so far right i disagree. damn i disagree damn no like it's not.
even just to like go against you like i. actually don't see it like that really. like i can see i can see i can [ __ ]. play every single piece in the puzzle if. i really wanted to if i actually tried. to do it but my heart tells me what i. want to do exactly no but that's not you. though and it wouldn't work you know why. because you're not playing your role. that that's not you you're trying to. pretend like someone else wait look you. just said if i could play every single. role no if you tried to play my role it. wouldn't work why not listen listen. though listen okay cause your heart. changes no do your interests change yeah. look [ __ ] uh who was in the nfl and.
then switched to the nba who was it uh. no it was a [ __ ] michael jordan. played baseball and then he went in the. nba is that what you're doing michael. jordan two no there's a there's an nf. play nfl player that moved from nfl to. nba and he and he played in mlb too like. somebody did like three different major. league sports oh [ __ ] right and excelled. in it yeah excelled in it i'm pretty. sure they won a championship too and one. of them and the other it's crazy okay. yeah and one of them are the others so. if you're saying your role is a [ __ ]. basketball player. doesn't mean you can't be a football.
player tomorrow yeah no i'm. because look if your heart's saying i. want to be a football player and you. actually go and do. the steps necessary to try and be a. football player and you really want to. be you will be yeah i know okay so. that's it right there i'm saying like if. [Music].
this would blow your mind whoa what is. it what have you seen the a real portal. caught on camera wait i think. is this is this the one with the. olympics no it's not the olympic games. okay and i'm gonna show you a video. after okay so there was. construction workers working underground. and they were working on a building and. so inside the tunnel yeah everything. would be normal but i'm gonna show you a. video yeah where it literally gets. caught on camera like what is it is it. like black is it like what color because. okay you see the tunnel you see that.
it's a normal looking tunnel boom. boom. boom what the [ __ ] you see that. boom. boom. what the [ __ ] you see the air going up. and down wait is this tunnel is the. tunnel like in the bottom yeah it's in. the bottom and it's [ __ ] coming up. so so there they they interviewed a. bunch of people yeah they're like oh. it's like clouds coming up and down yeah. and they were interviewing workers too. and they were like yo it sounded like a. lion like whenever like those clouds. shot up it sounded like a lion trying to.
come out of somewhere oh. and uh what do you call this and they're. saying that oh um scientists could never. figure it out yeah like they could they. did know what's going on so everyone in. the comments would think you have a. solution you don't because scientists. couldn't even figure it out. but there was one theory yeah that that. could actually be a wormhole into. another intergalactic galaxy because. like a wormhole to like dimensions and. [ __ ] exactly because that's what it. would look like that's what a scientist. said so what is a wormhole actually uh a. wormhole is like i don't know it's like.
an opening in the earth that that you. can travel to i guess so it's it's. literally like a like a passageway it's. like time travel where yeah it's like. time travel damn yeah cuz look look do. you think you think our souls go into. like a portal and we die fam. like how do what happens to our souls. listen listen though listen yeah because. if you really take it in because our. souls have to go somewhere feel me yeah. like does it dis precipitate precipitate. i think you know what i mean. [ __ ] that's really hard to say.
because that's that that asks what you. believe in because the difference yeah. it literally depends on what you believe. in yeah so what i think is just like the. energy like you when you look at me do. you not feel an energy yeah right yeah. and when you look at dead body if you've. been to a funeral whatever like it feels. like nobody's there yeah for sure so i. feel like it definitely does stay. but i guess you can either roam around. or like oh you can go up the earth if. you want or go up go up to heaven if you. want. but it's really all up to you maybe. maybe maybe it's on your belief set and.
maybe your own manifestation of what. happens to it yeah because i really. believe that fam cause i heard stories. right of people on their deathbed and. people that actually died for like a. couple minutes oh yeah and brought back. to life with the what do you call that. what the the. is it resuscitation yeah resuscitation. with the resuscitation defibrillator. defibrillator. yeah yo people died and they said. they've seen things fam they've seen. like what heaven is they've seen what. the afterlife is and a lot of people say.
it's like this white place where they. can see dead family members whatever. right yeah but it's crazy to to. understand like. how does that how does your body know. like when you die right away exactly. it shows you this. it's scary to think about still right. yeah there's been so you know how um. uh what what's that word reincarnated. there's been stories there's there was a. little girl who was born and. i think this was in lebanon yeah and her. mother was asking her questions and she.
says her name is something different. she was like no my name is blank because. she lived a past life exactly yeah and. they were they were trying to find out. and the mother was like oh i actually. know that person's name. and so she took them to the house yeah. where they used to live and the little. girl was like oh yeah i remember someone. sitting on sitting at that that table. right there yeah yeah and who used to. sit at that table over there the grandma. that lived there so it's her so it's no. it's like she's literally seeing that. scene before oh wait did this girl die.
like the other girl died so so like the. other girl died yeah this was a new girl. like a three-year-old girl who's like no. my name is not what you're what you're. telling me it is my name is this oh and. she's saying like oh yeah i know i know. her aunt i know the name of her aunt and. right there in that corner that's where. the grandma used to always sit damn and. the mom was like yo this is not my kid. like this yeah yeah yeah this is someone. reincarnated in my kid so wait wait did. she not have her own life and then one. day she just woke up and then was like.
i'm this person or no no like she she's. always had that in her she just needed. to because obviously when you're a kid. you don't know that yet oh she never. explained it exactly so as soon as as. soon as you start getting your memory. you're like ah this is not my name yo. okay i have a deep question for you okay. right yeah and this deep question. it will determine something okay you. ready okay let me hear it all right. so. let's say you find yourself. in a complete white. atmosphere there's nothing just complete.
whiteness and you're walking around. who is the first person you want to see. oh that's [ __ ]. [Laughter]. probably. it's got to be either i have to pick. only one yeah only one just one my. grandma. probably it was either it was either. anyone in my family i don't care who it. was but since my my grandma's uh passed. away yeah i want to see her first and i. would be like.
where uh thank you i would be like thank. you for guiding me and now i'm finally. here with you now you know what this. question means why it means the person. you love the most at this very moment. is that person really yeah really at. this very moment the the person that you. love the very most yeah is that person. you want to see in that white abyss oh. true yeah that's crazy nah that's that's. facts though that was a perfect answer. yeah yeah. i actually said to you.
okay who oh no i can't say it to you. because you know the joke no like the no. no my mom my mom asked me oh yeah what'd. you say i. like i didn't know wrong i didn't know. if i didn't see a person i didn't see a. person god yeah i said god oh. that's a good answer too like i said i. said i just want to see like. a creator yeah the creator yeah [ __ ]. that is the. i'm gonna go around and it's not weird. isn't that weird like because she said. the person you love the most yeah. for sure i could have said anyone bro. you could have said anybody yeah.
damn and you know what's crazy too. because i saw this tick tock that i saw. this tick tock bro and it's like it's. like um you know that person that left. your life and you wish they were back. into your life you know who that person. is who is the person you were thinking. about when i was talking. no way. so whoever you're talking whoever you. were thinking about when this tick tock. was rolling or when i was talking it. yeah that's who you miss ma'am.
so whether it be like a crush. whether it be a person like you know. personally. it's that person that's crazy no because. that was legit the only one that that. came to my head it was either my family. you know me yeah that's [ __ ] yeah and. it's so it's so dope how like you can. you can accidentally find things out. about yeah right. i did the i did the top yo i did it in. front of everyone yeah so i was like no. one knew where they wanted to eat and i. was like yo guys. oh so.
this was for i think like 10 people yeah. yeah yeah like yo guys. if you were to travel what right now. where would you want to go everyone's. like yo i'm trying to take a trip to. mexico everyone's like hell yeah let's. go to mexico. and then i'm like i'm like i'm like all. right let's get tacos then i was like. yeah. see i'm a genius yo that's the greatest. life hack i ever came up with if you. guys are struggling on where you guys. want to eat literally just ask people yo. where are you trying to travel yeah.
where are you trying to travel and don't. make it obvious that you're trying to. pick a food spot no but i did it this is. where it gets weird yeah i did it to one. person too and they said they said bali. and i was like oh what are you eating. you gotta google that [ __ ] man. you gotta google it like let's go eat. polynesian food. yeah that's the problem if you have no. idea what type of cuisine they have fam. you're in a bit of trouble still.
what are you supposed to eat bro bro i. remember i was sick in cuba yeah i was. taking care of food from food no no like. sick just on like sickness. no but then like when you're sick you. want food in you right you want good. food and i went into buffet fam the food. is so [ __ ] there yeah yeah that it. didn't help my case like i literally ate. my my weight and bread. you know why it's like that why it's. because they can't they can't get a. bunch of imports oh yeah that's true. yeah that's why because he called me.
that shoe yeah but i remember um i think. it was juan because he's mexican right. yeah. so he he's like uh uh what do you call. this he's talking up their language and. the guy comes out with a whole like. five-star meal for one word and i'm like. fam they're only giving me hot dogs. and and you're you're over there getting. a steak you're getting rib eye like yeah. yeah yeah that's sick that's sick that's. a g that's a real g move real estate no. because if you're in the philippines you.
and you speak filipino you get [ __ ] yeah. yeah yeah it's like language that's. similar to my uncle because when my. uncle went i think he went to the. bahamas or or mexico or something yeah. but anyways he was talking to the waiter. the waiter is black right okay uncle's. filipino filipino but he ended up making. friends with the waiter and pretty much. the waiter told the kitchen oh this this. is this is my family. and they took care of them no they took. care of meals everything like the. blessed food the best food you can get.
in the spot super discounted prices holy. they took care of him and the guy's like. so the the what he called the supervisor. came like family. the weight is black and he's he's. filipino bro. the connections is crazy okay i'm gonna. give you a deep question too yeah would. you rather. speak all the languages in the world or. get to speak to animals i said this on. ctm before actually you did yeah i said. this on ctl yeah yeah i felt like that. was one you know what i said what. animals easily nah i would speak every.
language because you would be rich you'd. be rich imagine how much how much people. how much people connections you can make. in the world you know what i could do if. i could speak every language i could do. the podcast and then just record the. next one in a different language and the. next one in a different language you can. literally go viral any in mexico yeah. that's true mr beast but instead of like. the subtitles and the and the dubs mr. beast has dubs for all of these. different channels i've seen it and he's. supposed to raise yeah but imagine you. don't even have to dub it you literally. are the dub. with animals bro i'd rather be [ __ ].
like aquaman and you know so you can i i. know you're you wanted like a. powers bro i want some superpowers i. know you want a cult of animals and like. whenever you you have something a. problem you just like the birds like the. birds bro if i can have birds that like. spy on [ __ ] or like get information from. me damn do my laundry and then you just. see like an eagle like flapping with my. with my shirts and [ __ ] you know that. would be fire too that'd be crazy or. it's like no i would be on a troll wave. and just be like yo if i hate that. person every day for the rest of the.
[ __ ] for every day for the rest of their. life i get a birthday [ __ ] on that's. crazy yes this guy [ __ ] sadistic bro. unless you have a poop kink a bird. you're not gonna like it covered in. white bro exactly you would have to walk. around even sunny days umbrella fam okay. what animal do you want to to work for. you right away oh wait is the bird loki. i think the coolest animal that you can. have. listen i think it is a bird no listen. okay what it's a rat. you you keep saying that that's so right.
it's a rat. a rat dies of a mouse trap you would. really want that on your team listen. listen fam if if a rat is smart enough. like a super small one bro that that. [ __ ] can move and you wouldn't even see. it nah bro but you wouldn't even see it. bro remember kim possible yeah okay. we're not talking about kim boss cause. damn okay what rufus and kim possible. yeah but he he can't go a lot like okay. so when he wants to go distance the. distance he's gonna have to scurry like. you're gonna see that rat that's soft.
bro that's soft damn no. if you saw a rat you'd be scared of it. yes or no uh yeah and is the rat is a. rat the most portable animal you can. have loki is the most portable animal. yeah so would you say i have the most. dangerous thing to you very portable. yes i'm a dangerous ass animal portable. fan that she can fit in my in my [ __ ]. cargo pocket i would definitely say a. bird fam because a bird like you can you. don't have to see the bird like it'll be. above you okay okay if we're talking. birds yeah hummingbird hummingbird that.
[ __ ] can like hover you know i mean i. don't know if you've seen hummingbirds. before that [ __ ] hovers bro but but what. could that do for you dog it's the exact. same thing as a bird but like it's quiet. and it's [ __ ] it just moves cool it's. like on a gyroscope bro okay no you know. the dolly cameras oh yeah yeah like a. gyroscope [ __ ] that's really what it is. no that's [ __ ] like the head just. moves like uh-huh like it's a. breakdancer yeah yeah. i did or oh no i was gonna say a bat but. that that [ __ ] that is [ __ ] yeah matty's. gonna smell them that is gonna have some.
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