HIDDEN SYMBOLS IN LOGOS, MARIO PLUMBER THEORY, & THE BRIAN WELLS MYSTERY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.128
[Music]. [Music]. you know did you know Drake has a a mic. of what's his name who's the guy that he. did the rapper I'm glad we don't know. the guy that did some for the baby push. a t push a so Drake had a mic signed by. push a t and then when he wrote that. disc to push a t he wrote about it. saying I got a mic of yours and then the. signatures fading away and he he said.
something about like and that's kind of. how your career goes right now [ __ ] yeah. cuz he's kind of fading away damn bro is. your hero is turned to villains F no. have you lived long enough to see like. your hero turn into a villain for you I. know it's Kanye though to a villain uh. he kind of is a villain like he's going. against he's going against the grain I. feel like all of my heroes like. anti-heroes cuz I'm I'm a Deadpool fan. that makes sense that makes sense I'm. not I'm not like a usual I don't always. root for the the hero necessarily you. root for the the villain hear me out the.
villains always have the craziest. backstory and they're the most relatable. every single time they're the most. relatable bro because some dirty [ __ ]. got done to them that's why they're evil. and more times the regular person isn't. so turn the other cheek the regular. person is Yo I'mma [ __ ] them up yeah the. hero story is more of like a a spoiled. like brat you know it's like he gets all. the Limelight and [ __ ] like that yeah. yeah that's what it is that's what it is. it's like it's like um it's for the sake. of the plot yeah but like only like.
onethird of the people actually get to. live that hero story like a lot of. people are not going out and they're. getting praised like a hero you know see. that's why I like anti anti-heroes cuz. even though they're villainous people. they can still do good yeah get me like. look at um Kill Bill she's aming people. but like she's still doing her own she's. still the hero at the end of the day fam. exactly like like uh I thought that. everyone was innocent until um I think. Kawai Leonard's sister was took in you. seen this for murder or something like. that crazy but yeah that's that's.
another but it was in Kawai himself yeah. if it was Kawai that would have been. crazy you hear the the Raptor's Theory. though no so almost every single player. of the Raptors their father passed away. huh so I think low doesn't have a dad. dear doesn't have a dad um what's his. name Kawai didn't have a dad when he. joined the Raptors and uh I think OG as. well don't get me wrong there might be a. few other players and it might be mixed. up but I know like a lot of the the. Raptors their dads either passed away or.
like in jail or something I think passed. away [ __ ] there's another Raptor theory. is like if you're if you're up and. coming in the draft and you're a. Nigerian and you're a Nigerian or like. an immigrant that's hella tall that's. hella tall and just hustles every time. you're getting picked by the Yeah cuz. Messiah Messi's running it fam oh how do. you feel about thing how do you feel. about low leaving or who left recently. who somebody left right it was Lowry oh. that was a long time ago though I'm not. to basketball Stu that was IDE years ago.
you know what's crazy you know what's. crazy I always I watch for like a. segment of my life yeah and I dip and I. come back in I'm like yo what happened. to all these trades I didn't even know. Kevin Durant got traded bro oh yeah that. was a big one too he's he's on what uh. the Phoenix Suns now oh [ __ ] the Phoenix. Suns are stacked and I think that that. that's going to like win out of the the. West yeah damn you think we're ever. going to win again with Toronto do you. think Toronto actually has a curse cuz. the Maple Leafs are doing good right the. Maple Leafs are doing good right now but. I feel like they're not going to go all.
the way obviously cuz that's just that's. just the curse of the leaves yeah yo so. I was watching this um this show. recently and it's crazy this show this. is probably like the most [ __ ] up I. seen a TV show rather than like a a24. film it reminds me of hereditary reminds. me of like mid somar what is it called. so there's this show called Yellow. Jackets okay it's pretty much about. these girls they're on a soccer team. right and they're on their way to do. like a Nationals game okay so they're on. an airplane.
their airplane crashes into the. Wilderness and they're stranded there. for months and months right and they. don't die this what happens so they're. stranded there for like the first couple. weeks and they decide okay let's just. stay with the plane maybe they're going. to come and rescue us right okay. eventually they they start running out. of water like f how are we going to get. water so they make their way to the lake. and they see like a lake house okay it s. gets crazy cuz you think it's just going. to be a regular degular like like. there's no one in that house stranded.
Survivor story right mhm but in the. house upstairs they find like Wax. marks all around the floor in the Attic. yeah and they see this Mark it's like a. triangle a circle and then like two. slashes in between it [ __ ] does that. mean now they look at it like yo this. looks like some Seance type beat okay. like. AIC like satanic cult type of [ __ ] right. so just for fun cuz they're stranded.
there for a long time like yo let's. let's try something here so they put. candles in the spots of those symbols. and then they started do a seance just. for fun cuz they're bored as [ __ ] so. wait they just randomly got candles and. started doing it yeah they started doing. it what the what happened so this girl. when she got stranded there mhm she was. taking pills for her I guess her. psychosis okay and she ran out the pills. cuz obviously like how is she going to. get more [ __ ] now what happened when. they started doing the Seance they were.
just asking stupid questions like oh is. she going to get a prom date oh Fu did. she hook up with that guy and then they. started asking like serious questions. like will we ever get out of here like. will We All Die Here Yeah and it pointed. to no and right when it pointed to. no there was like a gust of wind that. like blew into the window and the girl. that she didn't have any meds anymore. yeah she started seeing [ __ ] she got. possessed.
oh [ __ ] she got possessed and then she. started speaking French she's. like. yeah she look like her friend we yeah so. she started she started speaking French. and [ __ ] so she got possessed and then. she was pretty much telling them like. she wanted blood she's telling them she. wants blood she wants blood right yeah. now um one of the girls she's super. religious she throws a Bible at her and. then she's like she like snaps out of it. yeah she's like oh what why did you. throw that Bible at me like you were. possessed now time goes by and they're.
they're starving cuz they have no food. yeah what do you think they resort to. eating the the friends they're like okay. which one is the weakest I'm going eat. that one so taking the beginning of the. show the first episode is a girl running. away being chased by other girls wearing. yeah like cloaks wearing like fur that. makes sense and murdering her and. killing her and obviously eating her. yeah so what happens is that Spirit.
right it started possessing like. everybody there and I think what. happened they found this girl she's like. super sciency and she found mushrooms. like Copic mushrooms no and she took a. trip and she put it in the stew oh my. God and gave it to everybody she gave it. to everybody except for one girl didn't. take it everybody started tripping out. everybody started like trying to eat. this guy and they were like doing like. some not safe for work stuff you know I. mean but they were tripping they were.
like really forming into some weird cult. but after the trip the girl that didn't. take it she was like why did you guys. all start doing that [ __ ] like what. happened to you guys and oh [ __ ] bro so. pretty much they took her in mhm and she. they were like okay we need you to drink. this yeah and they gave her like a hot. chocolate laced with the with the. mushrooms and the moment she drank it. everybody's faces like changed and and. they said like thanks for joining us mhm.
so what they see what they're seeing. isn't what's present there it's like. another realm okay it's like spir it's. like spirits that that are talking. through the people so she could only see. it after she took the shs so you you. know you know my bad you know you know. when Robin Hood no no not Rob Hood Peter. Pan you know in Peter Pan where where're. like they're all pretending they can eat. the food yeah and but there's no food.
there but the moment they use their. imagination they can start eating. remember that it's like that so it's not. there until you actually take part [ __ ]. and bro there's a lot of [ __ ] that. happened but the religious girl right. she's a pilot and it turns out like they. found a plane she's on the plane and. they're all happy no they're all happy. like oh [ __ ] we're going to get we're. going to get saved she's going to go fly. and get us help she's she's on the plane. in the air all of a sudden she's like. praying and stuff she has a teddy bear.
beside her cuz that's like her her. childhood teddy bear she brought with. her midwe in the air starts it catches. fire what the [ __ ] and then the plane. explodes bro and then everybody else is. like what the wait this not a true story. right this no this is the show this is. the show okay cuz I I was like I felt. bad for laughing no it's not it's not. it's not no but there is a true there's. a true event that I think is based on I. think in the Andes there's a either a. soccer team or like a cricket team I.
think this happened in the in the 70s. yeah their plane crashed same [ __ ] that. happened they had to resort to like. eating each other okay and what's crazy. is they actually had a radio with them. but they were listening to the radio and. at one point they were getting updates. of the search team that that's going to. look for them and eventually they they. heard that yo they're not searching. anymore like they made an announcement. like they're done searches so that. forced like two of them to go out and.
just journey and try and find like help. okay and that's the way they got out so. these like uh Sila cybin mushrooms that. they found you can just find them uh. anywhere right natural they grow in the. forest they grow in the forest and you. can just eat it straight like just wash. it off type thing like you can just like. eat them like you can probably go in the. forest in Canada and find some [ __ ] like. that cuz I was on a binge yesterday cuz. remember on the Vlog when you were like. yo let's do an iasa hike and then I was. like I mean IA I was like I was like is. that a hike no then that I searched up.
what it is and I was like on a binge of. just like everyone doing these different. drugs cuz I don't know I I just love. watching it cuz I'm obviously not going. to do it so there was this guy who who. did this like aaska retreat and I was. looking at it and um when they were uh. when he was with like the shaman or. whatever he would be sitting down right. and they would be playing like the this. caling music behind it right and then. whenever he would like tap his head with. like a steel glass or tap his his his uh. chest he would start throwing up up oh. [ __ ] and I searched up what it was I.
think it's like um everything like bad. spirits oh yeah you You released the. toxins and Sh coming out like it may be. like depression it may be like anxiety. but it would clear you of that problem. that's trying to get out yeah I heard. about that cuz you can't go into the. trip without that being cleared or else. you're going to have a really bad trip. yeah and then the funniest one was the. um it was toad piss some yeah so they. they made a toad piss and then the guy. like smoked it and then he fell back.
right like DMT yeah I think it was DMT. it was like DMT o5 I think Mike Tyson. did that yeah something like that mu5. DMT right yeah Mike Tyson it out but. it's not piss oh it's not piss it's it's. they take the toad and the Slime that's. on the back of the toad they they wipe. it onto a glass and let it Harden in the. Sun and then they shave it down and then. like it becomes a powder yeah and and. they smoke that yeah yeah they do that. because um I think that's what they just. uh nickname it it's towed piss but uh. when he did at the first thing when he.
uh when uh he woke up he hugged the guy. and he was like I understand I was like. [ __ ] bro what do you understand life. changing for them F what do you. understand cuz I heard what it is like. you literally just get taken out of the. simulation like you you just pause on. everything nothing matters boom what. would that be like mhm that's why it's. like [ __ ] man if I was ever to do it I. would probably do it when I'm like older. older cuz right now I I don't think I. need it cuz I'm hella like happy already. with with life it might change you. forever still CH you forever cuz if you.
think about it what's cuz we make our. own purpose in life feel me and a lot of. the time we don't realize like what am I. actually doing right this second to even. make a difference in anything see that's. the thing it's like do people when. people go on uh shrooms and do these. shrooms they come out with a whole. different purpose like they don't give a. [ __ ] no more I feel like that's what's. going to happen to like like me you feel. me you think you think you would I feel. like I would drop everything I would do. it and just live like a whole boy and. just be happy.
like that's I feel like I would go if. you think about it what did Jesus do he. didn't have like a lot of money he. didn't like honestly look if you think. about it they weren't even worried about. jobs and stuff yeah like that Jesus and. his disciples they weren't really. worried about jobs I I just uh find. myself you know that guy who's preaching. about the uh Masonic symbols the the. government the Illuminati and he's. homeless I feel like that would be me. bro after stre yeah because I would be. like okay what's the point of all this. if I really found out like yo my purpose. is just to to be happy oh yeah that's.
but I think there's like a fine line of. knowing and not doing you know what I. mean like even though you know for. example you know a junk food is bad for. you but you still but I would still do. it you still indulge in it because but. after thing I probably wouldn't do that. no more since I was like I understand. maybe you don't know though you don't. know you don't know for sure cuz for me. I'm like I know so many things are bad. for me but I still like take part in it. but it's that it's that give and take is. like I learned from my mistake right I. feel like that's that's so important. we're supposed to make mistakes just so. like. my answers are I mean my questions are.
answered yeah yeah imagine living a safe. life your whole life I would that's. that's kind of yeah if you just do. everything good your whole life how are. you going to how you going to learn bro. I guess you learn through others that. [ __ ] up around you but still yeah you. that that is also a thing if you have. like older brother younger sister yeah. but also something I learned too a lot. of companies that have like stars in. their logo are related to Masonic. symbols yeah like the Freemasons yeah. yeah so I didn't know that that the they. worship like the bright Sun or the.
bright star and if you really look at it. and every logo that you see around like. Carl Jr the serus FM dog he has a star. oh it's a star yeah the the NFL logo. there's a bunch of stars everything has. a star in it but also stars is just like. super prominent a lot of things but also. uh what I learned too here I I'll show. you the ones that I found out so if you. know what you're looking for these have. uh uh different symbols so Mazda you. know what the Mazda symbol is yeah it's.
like a it looks like a bird kind of yeah. it's the owl the owl is the Illuminati. oh like mola oh [ __ ] so HBO HBO if you. if you turn it down it's an owl the the. no it's not let me see go search up you. turn your head to the side you see an. owl isn't it just a circle the B and the. O whoa what the [ __ ] yo I didn't take. that in nah is it really though yeah it.
is it is you can draw it out all right. next one search a fox search a Fox logo. Fox Okay Fox logo this is about to blow. your mind oh yeah I know this one no no. this one oh what about this turn it to. the side skull. crossbones oh [ __ ] yeah and then Taco. Bell search of Taco Bell you know what. that is this one this one [ __ ] me up. Taco Bell logo Taco Bell is is Masonic. watch you see you see the reptile eye. yo that's crazy that's.
crazy yo it does look like that no it is. a reptile so it goes like this it looks. like a snake eye yeah yeah and the. easiest one Chase Bank you know you have. to look this up uh it represents a which. is a sun symbol wait Chase Bank because. it's like the the lines the four lines. connecting into a thing and it becomes. what like a version of a oh [ __ ] and. that's a sun symbol and in every Chase. Bank commercial you can see that it's on. the Sun the the Go's on the sun damn.
yeah so there's little things that that. mans don't know but it's MES everybody's. just lying to us now yeah everybody just. lying to us period like they don't even. care about your life no more like fam if. they have your money just lie to you. like everything's all good they'll. censor everything too they'll censor. everything too cuz I don't know if. you've seen the the deleted SNL Kanye. speech have you seen that when. everyone's roasting him for wearing the. Trump hat oh the um make America better. make America great yeah great again and. then he's like oh yeah you guys are. roasting me but I'm the true hero or.
something and then he's like oh I want. to be like you guys I'll take it off but. I won't cuz I'm Superman or something. like that it was a crazy bar that he. said but it's it's gone like you can't. find that [ __ ] yeah it's deleted I heard. I heard like um Chris Rock he threw like. a a really shitty first pitch and you. can't find that video anywhere oh he. deleted it just like deleted off the. internet like he threw a really really. terrible first pitch and it was terrible. and they just deleted his like yo agents. get that [ __ ] off the inter or what.
if that's a symbol it's like it's like. everyone who's had it cuz there's been. bad pitches yeah everyone who's had a. bad pitch is actually part of. the yo you know what's crazy so I I just. found out you know those um the Walmart. brands of cereal of like other products. you know how there's like great value. and then the regular brand right so they. have Cool Whip and then have like. regular whipped cream yeah did you know. it's made by the same company wait the.
great value and the the same one and the. Cool Whip so what great value does they. go to the same manufacturer fam yeah and. they just get it made cheaper without. that brand name so that's why at Walmart. they all have they always have like the. Great Value version it's all the same. bro so what's crazy the canned veggies. you know like the the Cann yeah the big. name brand is Green Giant made by Green. Giant even the Great Value it's made by. Green why do they that the cereal same.
thing now there's this store called Aldi. in the states okay now this store is. known for like we have the best the best. products that match up to the big name. brands that's how they promote their. store yeah if you go into Ali they have. this brand called milville right and all. of their cereals are offshoots of. Cinnamon Toast Crunch off streets of. cookie Cris off shots of Rice Krispies. and they look so similar all by mil Bill. the real name brand is made by General.
Mills so they dug deep and found out. that milville is the same thing as. General Mills what it's the exact same. they've been lying this whole time damn. so it's the same cereal exact same taste. everything even the Doritos there even. the the fruit rollups there even the. poptarts wait it's all made by the same. manufacturer we just choose to buy the. name brand because that's what we're fed.
wait but they taste the same or no they. taste the exact same they don't they. taste the exact same so you're telling. me if I eat a a non-name brand uh Dorito. yeah and it'll taste the same it will. taste exact. same especially especially if it's made. by those companies so it's Placebo this. whole time so no I swear we just never. bought we just never bought the non-name. brand what yeah fam no we need a taste. test whole time we need a taste test cuz. there's no way I know that some of them. have different taste though no okay.
maybe maybe there's a outlier somewhere. but fam most of them the Shane Dawson. did a test on it oh so it's Shane Dawson. did a test they're all the same dog even. yo what's even crazier too uh Shane. Dawson did the the test on Uber so. there's like three different restaurants. I think there's like um green something. there's like this healthy restaurant. there's this uh regular like chicken. restaurant. and then there's Red Robin okay now he.
ordered meals from each restaurant when. they all came to him they came in the. same bag same plastic bag same container. same napkin same straw same drink. container D now he did a deep dive into. the search it's the same address yo so. people got finessed into thinking oh I'm. I'm ordering from this nice like healthy. restaurant is just from Red Robin it's. the exact same just different brand on. the Uber app cuz it looks different on.
the app no cuz you remember this. happened to you too when you this. happened to me when you got finessed. with the chicken and that [ __ ] was from. a different restaurant it wasn't even. from the same restaurant I know cuz I. think um they're they're part of that. company or something like they run that. business too so you thought you were. getting like a nice chicken sandwich but. it was like some next pink sauce chicken. sandwich yeah um what's the name of uh. oh pasquali you ever heard of pasqual's. pizza uh no so check this out this is. crazy what happened so on Uber there's.
this place called pasquali pizza right. and it looks very bougie it looks very. nice people have ordered from pasquali. and when they open the box the pizza. slices they don't match with each cheese. just like Chuck-E-Cheese what's crazy. pasquali is Chuck-E-Cheese. bro so they know nobody's going to order. pizza from Chuck-E-Cheese on Uber Eats. so they named it pasquali pasquali is. the name of the chef in Chuck-E-Cheese.
you know the the animatronic Chef. pasquali the pizza maker that's his name. bro so they turned it into like a Bouie. Pizzeria but it's actually chuckecheese. Pizza fan no that's actually W marketing. yeah wait could they sue they they no. one can sue right cuz guess that's what. it is that's what it is it's just. packaged differently yeah it's just pack. but that's life bro honestly. everything's just packaged different. what's presented better mhm is all the. same yeah like how much how much water.
brands are there it's still water water. the same thing it's like I guess you can. like tap water a bit of taste yeah mean. it's still water still water so our. minds are brainwashed to pick like this. is the one I want to pick you know what. I mean I think the biggest Placebo one. that I saw on Tik Tok was this like uh. it had like a picture of AC and then it. made the AC sound oh yeah yeah and it. felt cold yeah and then it's like if you. pull put this close to your face you'll. feel colder and it does I was like oh. this [ __ ] is cold but you know what.
jokes your phone is cold no matter what. it's cold anyway your phone is Cold. anyway oh yo there's a there's even. crazier finesse fam at every grocery. store this this [ __ ] blew my mind so you. know at the grocery store when you go to. the vegetables yeah and they spray mist. oh Mist yeah why the [ __ ] do they spray. mist right that makes sense though why. to keep it fresh to clean it yeah wrong. check this out the reason that they put. Mist on all of the veggies and the leafy.
greens is to add weight to the product. so when you weigh it and you actually. pay you pay more because the water is. making it heavy. bro this whole time this whole [ __ ]. time bro sense they spray the water so. it's heavier they don't care about if. actually they did a test and putting. water makes it spoil faster wow it. doesn't do anything to keep it fresh. fresh that makes sense cuz I think um. Baristas when they're spraying the.
coffee beans uh when they're weighing it. they put water to make it more weight. and they to make it heav yeah so they. don't lose any of that weight like they. add weight oh [ __ ] when it grinds up and. then look look at like when you go to um. I forgot what what restaurant it was. specifically but I know they did like a. a small medium and large the medium fit. in the small and the large Starbucks. it's it's Starbucks yeah because just. cuz the ice yeah if you put ice it'll. make it look like it's bigger that's.
crazy bro no it's simple things like. that where they just straight finesse us. bro cuz they know they know what we pay. just because the way it's packaged if it. was packaged any differently like we'd. probably be like uh you know what vir. [ __ ] said it the best it's like there's. no wrong way to do art as in like e even. food there's no wrong way to do it but. there's a right way to. edit edit it edit it so make it look. presentable after the fact so let's say. say you make like super abstract art. right even though it's so wild and like.
it looks weird as [ __ ] if you edit it. properly you can make that [ __ ] look. like2 billion worth bro yeah speaking of. Virgil Alo the first thing that came to. mind was the Jeffrey Epstein thing you. know there was two guys that actually. went on that island and started vlogging. oh really yeah so they they got on and. they're like oh I'm so scared I'm so. scared like they F they found the. building they found Jeffrey I'm. Epstein's building and then they went. they like they were looking in it but. they didn't want to Vlog there was. something in the middle that was covered.
with a blanket what the [ __ ] like like a. person yeah and that that's all they saw. until they you feel me but all all these. big people like they have Back stories. cuz cuz there's a big Theory right now. that Benjamin Franklin was actually a. serial killer did you know Benjamin. Franklin like the guy on the yeah yeah. there's a theory that he's actually a. serial killer cuz when he lived in. London he lived in a house for a a few. like months right and then he moved to. America right so there uh the people. there were were like okay let's make his. house a museum so when they started.
renovating they started clearing all the. furniture out they started to dig to dig. under the house you know what they found. fam underneath the house was 15 skeleton. heads yo 15 under under Benjamin. Franklin's house and then it was the. crazy part it's not even like human. heads it's like little kid heads no yeah. it's like really small heads and they. found 15 of them holy [ __ ] under a roof. with no windows and this is like dated. way back too yeah this is dated way back.
[ __ ] yeah cuz what's scary bro is you. don't realize back in the day for. somebody to disappear it doesn't take. too much cuz now there's a lot of. information there's a lot of cameras and. everything back in the day somebody. could just disappear like that yeah I. know like oh they moved countries like. oh how are you going know yeah I know. but now they have database and. everything passport check everything dog. back in the day their passport was. probably like written on ink [ __ ] bro I. wonder who the first person to make a. passport to make a passport yo who's the.
first person to make a border yeah the. government bro they got to stop the. people from coming in bro cuz. overpopulation probably no but like to. get everybody to do that though at the. same time that's kind of crazy yeah but. I know they did taxes back in the day. too that's like a they did yeah remember. in Jesus's time they're doing taxes oh. for real I didn't know that so account. account they were right so account's. been been a a generational. job no I I don't know if it it is taxes. has been Robin Hood fam Robin Hood was.
like was like mad because the government. was taking too much taxes what the [ __ ]. started killing everyone that's why no. he started stealing he didn't start. killing you no Robin Hood like stole. from the rich gave to the poor like he. stole the tax money and like gave it. back to the poor get back to the hood oh. that's why I Robin Hood robing the hood. hood man's he was the original Hood man. where did the word Neighbor come from no. no no cuz neighbor is a word yeah yeah. and then Hood like why what added the. hood to it neighbor neighborhood like.
what added the Hood part I actually. don't know why don't they just call it a. neighbor. place I going to lie whoever named it. though it rolls off the tongue that's. what I'm saying like neighbor place. doesn't roll off the tongue like I'm on. my neighborhood or I'm on the Block it's. way is way yeah no oh you know the app. Robin Hood though what there's an app. called Robin Hood the it's it's a stock. trading app oh yeah yeah I know that one. so they actually got negative Karma fam. why because you know during um it was. the big crypto boom no it wasn't even. crypto it was the [ __ ] what was it.
called Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin not even. Bitcoin it was um the GameStop oh the. GMC yeah the game the GameStop act M or. GameStop stock yeah yeah the Game Stop. stock so when it started booming Robin. Hood they stopped trading completely. because they're making too much money. [ __ ] like the stock was going so high. yeah they shut it down damn and then. like obious obviously once that happened. nobody wanted to use Robin Hood no more.
yeah so they were doing the opposite cuz. they were supposed to steal from the. rich give to the poor po yeah but. they're stealing from the poor giving to. the rich damn no you know that machine. that I was talking about where um uh it. gives you your your score on how rich. you are yeah there was there was a story. where some guy who had kind of like he. was up there he was like fifth or sixth. as soon as he left the museum he got. jumped oh [ __ ] for real yeah cuz he had. he had hella money so so it's like you. have your picture there too yeah so you.
know which one yeah you know which one. and that's in Miami bro yeah I remember. I was in Miami not not Miami but just. outside of it like one of the the side. cities yeah yeah and we went to this. hotel okay so I want to ask one quick. question for all the support is watching. where are you in your mental health. journey and no matter where you are. talking to a therapist who is trained to. help can make a huge difference so if. you guys feel like you have no one to. talk to these therapists can give you a. new outlook on life and can help you. guys recover your energy confidence and. joy so shout out to our sponsors. talkspace they can help you find the.
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middle of the night what I hear pop off. what Fu damn just outside the window. yeah shots and that's the first time I I. like heard I think that's the first time. I heard gunshots like in what what age. were you this was uh I think it was like. 12 okay 12 something y I knew I knew. Carlos was about that life because we. were we were in LA and we were stuck so. so our our our friends were out with the. room key and we were stuck like outside. the our door and we were kind of in like. a sketch place cuz La is all sketchy at.
night so there was like two guys. fighting like yelling back and forth. like over there right and I'm like I'm. just like trying to sleep and you hear. yo [ __ ] you [ __ ] you and the car's like. yo I hope I hear G like he's like yo. just let it go already fam just pop. up I'm like bro no cuz we were so bored. we were waiting outside the room for so. long I'm like yo I want to hear. something happen like are they really. going to argue this long and nothing. happened. that was a crazy statement cuz I'm like. why do you want to we're right beside it.
like you can hear it outside the okay. knock on wood like I don't want nobody. to get hurt yeah but what's the point of. releasing all this negative energy and. then not doing anything yeah you know. what I mean like sure let it out let it. Let It Go but why are you going to make. such a big scene yell yell yell and then. not do nothing to to solve it fam I lie. at least fight. him like throw hands or something so. ready he's like yo that's I want to hear. it it's like fireworks you it's like. gunshots our fireworks because we're in.
the states that's what I expected yeah. if we're in the states that's what I. expect like oh something's going to come. off but some Final Destination [ __ ] when. you sent me it was um the the. construction that fell and I was looking. at it and you're like look look what. happened in front of our and like. imagine you were just standing there and. you found something I think about that. sometimes I'm scared bro no whenever I. walk walk over there now I walk like to. the side yeah and I walk under the under. the under the roof the roof the roof I. walk Under The Roof CU that's such a. scare bro it is cuz like imagine like no.
one got hurt but imagine someone did. even if I was close to it I would. probably like like PR that like get some. money off oh you're yeah if you're. beside it you have to or at least cuz I. was thinking about it right what. if it did land like right beside you you. didn't get hurt yeah but you just were. traumatized cuz I would lowkey be. traumatized ex like dead ass would. probably destination bro that's what I'm. saying yeah would you still get. money emal trauma emotional trauma I. pretty sure you can get a lawyer for. that I heard on Reddit there's like a. life hack if you ever get caught in.
prison or if you get arrested like off. some like petty crime just sit in the. corner and just. like and then like act crazy like [ __ ]. yeah so so people so they let you go cuz. of your mental yeah yeah yeah no there. was some crazy case I don't know if. you've seen the Netflix documentary for. this too a pizza delivery guy who got um. a bomb attached to his neck oh [ __ ] did. you hear this this a this a a movie or. this real it's real and they turned it. into a Netflix documentary cuz it was so.
crazy no way a bomb on his neck on his. neck so this what happened so uh it was. a random random day random evening and. the the pizza guy gets a call he's like. okay I'm I want these uh pizzas. delivered to my house right all of a. sudden when he comes he knocks the door. he gets taken in and there's guns he. gets uh robbed at gunpoint damn right so. what these guys tell him they strap a. bomb onto his neck right and they say. I'm going to give you a scavenger hunt. to reveal riddles to try and get this.
bomb off your neck and you have to. complete it in a time frame so you can. survive so they sent this guy on a whole. game so one of one of the games was he. had to get. $250,000 out of a bank so what this guy. does they send him in uh with a white. shirt that says guest on it right and a. and a cane That's disguised as a gun. walks in and the guy says uh slips the. teller a note he says I need 250,000 or.
this bomb will go off in 15 minutes. lifts up the shirt shows the teller that. there's actually a bomb attached to his. neck the tell is like sir I don't have. the access to the Vault right now so I. can only give you $8,000 he's like [ __ ]. it I'll take it gives him the $8,000 the. police are already on the way the police. are standing outside but they don't want. to go in cuz the guy has a bombom yeah. so he takes it and uh the police don't. get close to the point where they can. still handcuff him but they leave him. right so he's surrounded by cops he's.
surrounded by helicopters right 8. minutes later bomb goes off he didn't. make it in time oh he died he died and. they did it in front of uh live. television so they they purposely made. sure that everyone sees that there that. he got killed on live television so so. there's a bunch of theories going around. of what happened like what is what is. going down with this guy so Theory. number one he got like forced into a. bank robber mystery that's the that's. the easy one right but second theory is.
that he was actually in it the whole. time oh so he was actually trying to rob. the place the whole time and they were. just he thought that the people that put. the bomb on him wasn't an actual bomb it. was a decoy but it actually went off and. they found that that guy with the bomb. on his neck actually wanted to rob a. bank few months ago yo cuz take this in. if I was like the heist crew I'm not. saying I'm like a a criminal but and. your boy got caught he could tell that's.
exactly so if you could explode him mhm. there's no more telling there's no more. telling and uh it's be this. investigation's been going on for. decades right the guy the main Heist guy. who set it up he killed himself before. there was any investigation [ __ ] and one. person turned himself in damn this is a. true story I know I know there's a movie. like that though with um what's his name. fuing who's the guy in in Social nwor he. looks like jet oh [ __ ] you know what I'm.
talking about yeah I know the guy the. guy from social network yeah yeah it's. not Andy Samberg someone else no I know. the guy who looks like that that's the. perfect yeah the guy that looks like jet. but he was in a movie just like that oh. I'm pretty sure and the the funny the. funny Brown guy I forgot his name though. yeah yeah I think his name is Ari. something like that but yeah that's. that's exactly that movie where like. strapped on yeah the thing there's a. there's a black mirror like that too. there's a black mirror took um influence. from I think that came first though that. that M came first cuz the Black Mirror.
one's a little bit different it's he was. caught on camera through his webcam. doing some nasty stuff you know what I. mean okay and they use that to blackmail. him to go and just do errands so he had. to go drop off a cake somewhere he had. to go like pick some stuff up and drop. it off but if you think about it all of. this sh all of this [ __ ] happened. through like the dark web like they were. just watching him through his camera the. whole time for that one second boom I. got you now I can blackmail you [ __ ] bro.
so what's scary is what if somebody's. watching through your webcam every. single second until they catch you doing. something where they can extort with oh. [ __ ] bro cuz that could be a possibility. no one thing um my friend told me. whenever you're like on your phone and. you're and this green light pops up all. of a sudden it's recording it's. recording yeah yeah yeah yeah so uh what. do you call this my friend told me that. one of her friends were like in the. bathroom doing something something and. that green light popped off and she got. sent a WhatsApp message of her naked n.
that's [ __ ] and like and like from a. random number right and she's like [ __ ]. that green light was on the whole time I. didn't know you know and that [ __ ] can. go on any time and it'll start recording. you yeah cuz you could get like caught. even if it's like through a link or. whatever but that's the scariest like if. it's on WhatsApp you know it's serious. dark dark web like cuz if it's I mess. hold on there there's some other. scammers out here but but WhatsApp no.
WhatsApp that's different that's why I. don't have WhatsApp bro oh you don't I. don't have WhatsApp so if they try if. they try some dark web [ __ ] it's not. going to work nopp you I mean WhatsApp. makes sure like you're getting [ __ ]. yeah bro yo you're getting [ __ ] I know. I was going to say this um on the last. podcast okay but I had a dream oh oh. yeah yeah bro let me hear that dream fam. this dream this dream scared me yeah. yeah what happened okay so the dream. starts out like any regular dream like.
you're hanging out with friends blah. blah blah. right and all of a sudden we get an. amber alert okay and we're like to the. rescue n okay like [ __ ] the Amber Alert. says you have approximately like 30. minutes Russia just dropped nuke Matia. that's what they said chill bro chill in. my dream fam it felt so real it. literally felt like okay now what what. am I doing here I have 30 minutes like. what am I going to do with my life right.
now like what do I really want to do. and my cousin was with me like in the. dream and she went straight away to try. and find a solution like oh I'm trying. to like cuz she's an engineer she's. trying to like make some blueprint for. some like missile to stop a missile and. you're probably there chilling huh no. I'm just experiencing it I'm like. watching and I'm observing like what. everybody does okay and then there's. this other scientist. and this kind of touched my heart fam. like in my head I guess it's like my.
subconscious talking to me but there's. this one scientist and his whole life. like he wanted to be able to dunk like. that's that's all like that's his dream. dun baskball life yeah dunk of. basketball okay so he made some like. Iron Man boots and was able to dunk but. no but but at the end of the when it's. when it's at your last 30 minutes what. do you think you're going to do okay. last 30 minutes like if there's one. dream like you could actually accomplish. within that time like what would it be. or would it be to like try and save the. world itself cuz there's some people.
like that and there's some people that. they're trying to save themselves as in. their world as you yeah no last 30. minutes I feel like the first thing that. popped in my head I would invite the. boys over and then like play video games. like one last video game you know like. cuz I feel like that's like very like. happy thing to do when you go it's. either your boys or you're hanging out. with your family mhm I'm not going to. try and figure out like how to stop this. missile no but I think that was just. shown to me in my dream to like show.
different types of people types of. people yeah cuz everybody had a. different reaction I think that's what. my dream was about really it was just. like what how did it end for you like. what did you do and well for me in my. dream I was observing so you were just. letting it go like yeah I was like. living as is yeah I was living as is. like just how I live right now yeah. maybe that is bliss like you know you're. going to like something's going to go. but you're enjoying these last few. moments that's the most Bliss you'll. ever going to have in your life cuz take. it in it is yeah no like somebody.
everybody's going to pass away at some. point but you're not you can't think. about that M you can't let that stop you. from doing whatever you want like in. that moment does doesn't M doesn't. really matter what time like you're not. supposed to know the time yeah yeah you. mean like you should just be doing what. you were meant to do what you want to do. period it's like the littlest things in. life at that moment become the biggest. blessings in your life cuz it's like oh. yeah in 29 minutes I'm dead but this 29. minutes the sun is out like you feel me.
like it it'll become a blessing to you. exactly fam and and there's a beauty to. just life being life bro like yeah even. all the little things that you don't. like about it become good yeah cuz you. don't realize how much you like the snow. until there's no more snow cuz in Canada. like I feel like a lot of people can. relate like it's a hassle to shovel and. [ __ ] but when let's say you you grew up. in the desert yeah people in the desert. would love to see some snow sometime. yeah cuz I was mad tired today but then.
I was like oh the sun is out that's a. blessing like I can wake up in my own. bed and there's Sun you know yeah it's. like small little but this guy misses. like 5 hours in the sun already this guy. WS up at like 4:00 a.m. or 400 p.m. which is blessed cuz it's like I I'm. more grateful oh I see the sun I see the. sun coming out no real [ __ ] real [ __ ]. whenever I I wake up super early I'm. actually the happiest then wake up all. the time bro what the [ __ ] wake up all n. you know what I noticed though yeah yeah. you're right like when when I wake up. early and I have like more time to do.
[ __ ] more free more free but I think the. problem is a lot of us do have a lot of. freedom but we lock ourselves in to not. have freedom subconsciously we do it. without thinking we are like how much. time do you spend on your phone boom. let's say you spent like 5 hours on your. phone that's lock to your phone so if. you put it in a different perspective if. I told you you have to go sit in your. room and spend five hours on your phone. boom you can't do anything else and I. told you you can't do [ __ ] you have to.
spend five hours on that phone right now. boom yeah that would be a whole. different perspective cuz you don't have. the freedom to go out and do stuff you. have to sit there and do exactly that. but realistically we're already doing. that it's just broken up into different. periods right like if I told you like. you could you have to spend two hours. even like one hour looking at this USB. just go sit in your room and look at. this USB for hour that'll be the most. daunting task because you're forced to. do it but the fact of oh I can do I can.
look at this for a bit put it away you. know I mean go make some food look at. this I put it away you know no yeah. because it's like subconsciously you. always have your phone on you like. during the day exactly and it's I think. it's like out of those times it's only. sleep and this where I'm not on my phone. which is crazy to me too though that's. everybody though that's everybody which. is bad which is bad but I'm trying I'm. I'm really finding the value in little.
little time spent consistently mhm adds. up yeah oh there was a thing where it's. like um uh this one minute thing so you. do three exercises for one minute and. you make slow progression right so it's. I think it's uh uh jumping jacks. push-ups and sit-ups right and some guy. did it and he started early but now he's. like say 60 to 7. best shape of his life word because he. kept doing it it doesn't take a long.
time just one minute every day but. people don't like slow motion they like. fast like I want to get built right away. but say you do this uh consistently. every day you're you're set in the long. run have you seen that Rick and Morty. episode where Rick he has a night person. you ever heard about that night person. no like oh like uh in the the hornyy. demon thing no no no like big mouth so. in Rick and Morty there's this one. episode mhm that Rick all of a sudden he. has abs and then Morty's like how the. [ __ ] you get abs bro oh jeez Rick how do.
you get abs you know what I mean yeah. and he was telling he was telling Morty. oh I have a night setup that my body. will do stuff while I'm sleeping oh. that's hard yeah so every single night. he would wake up but it's not him cuz. he's asleep subconscious like he's. asleep but his body goes and just starts. doing situps yo that's fire but it. translates to his own body yeah cuz cuz. it's still him it's still him it's like. it just automatically like starts the. bro is that crazy that's fire that's.
looking like kind of creepy though no. because it got dark it got dark because. the nighttime person wanted to be the. fulltime person okay yeah but that's. like the whole episode I don't want to. like that's like some Spirit [ __ ] yeah. yeah some mystery that I saw too you. should never take your dog here why it's. called the overturned Bridge here no. it's in England okay it's in England uh. people I don't people don't know why but. every time you take your dog there I. guess it's a spirit or something below.
the bridge your dog will randomly jump. off jump off the bridge the water and. it's been happening since the 1960s dogs. have mysteriously looked over the corner. and jumped y yeah and and then drowned. no no and just there's nothing uh. there's no water it's just a bridge with. stone okay so below it they would just. die right oh [ __ ] yeah so there's been a. hella Ides and if your dog survives the. jump yeah he'll go back up and jump.
again what the [ __ ] yeah but people. don't know why these dogs have it so. there's theories there's one Theory. there's a spirit that takes over the dog. that they can only see ghost there and. it tells forces them to jump off oh. they're like yo jump with me jump with. me or two there's a there's a smell. under the bridge that forces that that. there's curious of it and they jump off. but I don't think that's I don't think. that like even though you smell it a dog. is not stupid enough to go MH it's a.
50ft drop oh [ __ ] yeah it's a 50ft drop. so dogs don't survive that [ __ ] yeah so. if you take the eggo there don't like. make sure you hold in my head like my. theory what what would happen is the. rocks are shaped in some miraculous way. that when the wind comes by becomes a. dog whistle oh yo that's actually a. theory I forgot to say that there's uh. there's wind under it that is actually. like a whistle so dogs get get attracted. yeah that's what I was thinking in my. head that's what I was thinking like did. you know that or no no I actually didn't.
know that the fu I did actually didn't. know that I was just like came up in my. head that's kind of crazy I forgot to. say that one word yeah that was the. third one that what it reminds me of. though is The Happening you ever hear. about that movie no no no so it's just. like that where no not a whistle just. randomly one day uhhuh everybody that. was outside started to kill themselves. started to just end themselves what the. [ __ ] yeah so people would just like. just start jumping off buildings people. would like start stabbing themselves. yeah oh my God and it only happened to.
the people. outside now in the movie the theory was. that it was actually the plants doing it. like they're releasing some chemical in. the air so if you're exposed. automatically yeah so there was there's. this one scene where they're driving in. the car and obviously the car is is. closed off right they're driving and. they're walking they're driving through. like the neighborhood and they can see. like people hanging from the trees like. a [ __ ] but they have to get to where. they're going to go right bro they.
realize they're in a. convertible no and the door's opening. and no and the tarp has a little cut oh. it's so the guy swe has a little cut nah. like they started. driving and then boom they crash into a. tree they run outside and the guy's like. he's he has like a limpy leg but he's. still not done he grabs a piece of glass. God and then you know what I mean yeah. and what's crazy bro cuz the theory was.
like this is in the movie yeah that. plants this whole. time they're not really treated well. unless they're by like people that take. care of plants and you know what's crazy. like this is real science but if you. think in your head like oh I'm going to. water my plant yeah your plant. scientifically like they did a. electromagnetic test on the plant and it. changes frequency when you have that. thought in your head I think I talked.
about this on the podcast before but. there there's a test this scientist he. connected his plant to this. electromagnetic sensor and in his head. he said I'm going to burn the plant and. then he started going crazy yeah and the. plant started reacting to it he said it. in his head said it in his head and the. plant started reacting to it like on the. on the sensor no say cuz we obviously we. have a podcast and we have a bunch of. plants in here our plants are probably. the smartest out of everyone's I lie. they hear theories and everything they. probably they're probably hearing all.
our conversations Life Is Life right. Life Is Life and and it it's crazy to. think um you know put that on a t-shirt. by now cuz you love to say that life is. life like it's like life is lifing right. now that's your main statement No but. it's real though it's so real like. there's no other way to explain life. than life cuz there's no other adjective. or no other word that can explain it cuz. there's so many different things that. can be in it m life is literally just. life like how God is like God is God you. can't explain God yeah there's too much.
for even us to understand there's not. even enough like Words probably to to. explain life cuz we don't even know what. the [ __ ] life is I know there was. there's some disgusting [ __ ] that I saw. in Reddit too since we're talking about. plants you know the the oneup Mario. shroom the green one so there's a theory. that those come from every Mario that's. died right and it's like a plant so the. the Mario are in the dirt and they're. rooted in the ground and it grows into. from their backs into that oneup.
mushroom oh wait so his head becomes the. mushroom yeah yo so that that's the. theory is like if you pick it up that's. the dead Mario that died there because. he yo cuz the Mario running through he. would have died in that spot exactly. exactly and then it grows oh yo that's. crazy and there's different there's. different Marios but the ones that die. grow into thing and the picture is so. disgusting I'll show it on thing it's. like Mario and it's a plant going out of. his back oh [ __ ] that's [ __ ] yeah yo. there's um there's a theory for Mario.
though I have a crazy one okay let me. hear it so nobody knows this mhm Mario. why is he a. plumber crazy this czy check this out. Japan right they released the NES or S. NES yeah yeah Mario being one of the. first games ever right okay why is Mario. plumber I don't know and why was Mario. red and yellow check this out during the. time they made the NES they really.
wanted to influence people into. communism and red and yellow being the. original colors of Mario was there to. influence like subconscious. subconsciously for people to become part. of this communist mindset and the number. one target they were trying to convince. were the Blue Collar workers that's why. Mario is a plumber it makes no other.
sense to make Mario a plumber yeah. that's it's so Random makes no sense. it's random it's super random cuz they. wanted it to relate to the blue collar. workers and get them on board bro isn't. that crazy everything everything has a. reason everything is a lie at this point. everything has a reason and then. eventually like when that passed they. changed the colors cuz why cuz Mario. should be yellow and red right now but. he's not anymore because that kind of. like I guess era of them trying to do. that changed and they went into. democracy obviously what the [ __ ] no.
everything's a lie bro cuz what I. thought is like they related it to. Italians but I why would they relate. Italians to Plumbers it's in Japan yeah. it's in Japan fam exactly nah that's. kind of [ __ ] it's crazy that's kind of. [ __ ] cuz we would never know unless you. actually like dive into it and and. really take it in because look for. example yeah that's a great example. Mario we just think it's a game yeah we. just think oh it's blah blah blah blah. but everything can be used as a.
propaganda fan I have a theory that all. of those military movies that they made. back in the day especially top gun was. made to get more recruits into the air. force tell me I'm wrong bro how many. people has Top Gun influence to go into. the air force probably every single. person in the Air Force watch Top Gun in. their life yeah so Loki You can predict. the political outcomes through movies. like what are they pushing out at this.
time oh boom boom boom you can see maybe. predict like what's going to come next. yeah and I talked about this before but. the movie Christopher Nolan is making is. about the first atomic bomb and it just. so happens it's like right now get me. like everything's kind of I feel like it. lines up on purpose yeah no I feel like. it is on purpose though it's on purpose. BR they're definitely trying to push. something through propaganda cuz we. don't really take it in like before it. used to be the news that kind of makes. us move but it's really the creative.
arts that make us move and it still is. because through there you can you can. show something without showing it and as. soon as people catch on to it then it. doesn't work but obviously [ __ ] you know. yeah bro a lot of like I feel like we're. going to look back on some cartoons like. yo that was that was to make us horny. you know what I mean for real for real. like that [ __ ] was to make us horny. M of us there was some there was some. Japanese Indie movie that I I saw on Tik.
Tok where uh they ran out of like they. were running a zoo right yeah and the. all the animals were dying so there were. no more animals so you know that um a. guy that dressed up or or like paid. $10,000 to be a dog yeah yeah they kind. of took that concept they made and they. made they made everyone a separate. animal that's [ __ ] so so they would have. a polar bear right and the guy would be. in it like this and a person would also. be like it's a human centipede type. thing where they would be in the costume.
oh there's two people in one costume. yeah it was like it was crazy so the guy. was like oh uh look mom a polar bear. it's like oh it's about to jump in the. water but before it jumps in the water. the guy the guy's running the zoo he's. like don't jump the suit you you can't. get the suit wet and and the people were. like what the [ __ ] right so at the end. of the day all of them uh a polar bear a. Griz a grizzly bear uh a sloth yeah. we're walking home from work and there's. this guy who saw them he's like Mom why. are all the animals leaving that's crazy.
guess what the animals did they saw that. person jumped that human what the [ __ ]. yeah cuz they they can't uh they can't. uh leak that information if that. information their animals the zoo gets. gets banned yo is this is this like for. real for real Japanese movies are the. funniest bro it's so funny oh it's a. movie yeah it's a movie it's a movie oh. okay okay okay I thought that was real. that's not too hard to believe. cuz I remember seeing like this this. viral video it's like a cashier that's a. cat have you seen it it's like a a.
humaniz cat as a cashier what the [ __ ]. this real life yeah like I'll show you. yeah yeah is this like a free or no like. I don't know I think it's just like part. of the the aesthetic look look. human humaniz cat register you ever seen. this what the [ __ ] yo and looks so real. too and then the the comments were like. the comments were like. yo imagine you walking the store. high no that's crazy no that's insane.
that's insane cuz it looks so real bro. yeah that that that's definitely in. Japan or China right this is Japan yeah. yo I low key if I go to Japan I'm buying. a cats suo fam and bringing it back to. Canada y bro you going become a furry no. but it's like furries are more animated. that looks like a actual like cat yeah. yeah yeah that's true you feel me it's. like cartoony yeah it's it's it's not. carto I saw a video I don't know if I. said this but I saw a video of a furry. and they seem really nice bro they seem.
like really kind cuz I have this Theory. and I I say this all the time like. whenever I go to Fan Expo ComicCon. whatever the people that wear cosplay. the people that are very open to like. expressing their fandoms and [ __ ]. they're the nicest people in the world. facts because they don't give a [ __ ]. about opinion the least judgmental. people in the world because yo they're. out here like this wearing a cat suit. you know what I mean like you I'm not. judging you cuzz you can't judge me yeah. as a non-c cosplayer I caught myself. doing that cuz I was in soes and like.
the whole Fan Expo was going on and I. see man's in soes like on a regular day. buying like tomatoes with a a Goku thing. on and I was like what the [ __ ] is going. on why how could you wear this in public. bro no but the thing is though at the. end of the day it's just what became the. norm yeah what became the norm clothes. is clothes feel me clothes are clothes. could look at me and rip jeans and be. like what are you wearing exactly. clothes are really just clothes it it's.
just to the point of what's worn a lot. the more it's worn the more it's. acceptable you know what I mean okay and. then it becomes like oh yeah that's. whatever all right scenario then say uh. you're dating a girl right and she's a. furry no no no and uh every time you go. out she like wants the cosplay that's. kind of lit bro no like every like fancy. dinner sh like her like suit depends. what she's she's dressed as her suit is. like a sailor moon like suit so say say. you're going out every time and she's.
like ba we're going on fancy dinner no I. want to wear my sailor Sailor Moon. outfit I feel like I would I would be. open to trying that really I would be. open to trying that so [ __ ] no I. wouldn't I wouldn't fam there's a time. and place for everything on an. anniversary you can't be cosplaying man. no but like okay maybe not all the time. for sure but out in public often you. would be down it it's not a big deal in. my opinion cuz clothes are clothes like. I said would you match her energy and. and instead of wearing her normal. clothes you would cosplay with her I.
think it depends how I'm feeling okay. okay depends how I'm feeling honestly. look remember what I said with the Kanye. quote Yeah if everybody if I'm running. down the street. shirtless and panting out of breath. man's going to say you're crazy running. down the street shirtless you're going. be like yo that guy's crazy but if I'm. running with 50 other people it's a. faath thought but it's you two only. there's no other 50 other people you. know no but I'm saying though look for.
example fashion right and you know this. yeah when it becomes like a little bit. abstract and not too far off the regular. yeah it becomes the trend MH but real. talks depending on how fast you move the. most abstract is the trend just not at. that moment yeah that makes sense there. was something that I saw too is like the. 50 3020 rule M so when you're dressing. it's supposed to be like 30% you're. supposed to look homeless yeah oh I.
heard the drug addict 20% Drug Attic and. that'll make you fashionable but it. depends on like the aesthetic you're. going for that that aesthetic yeah that. aesthetic yeah like the avangard like. that you should follow that rule the. grilled the grilled yeah the grill the. grilled aesthetic cuz nowadays I I can. see like older people wearing just. regular clothing what you would say is. like Norm normal like yo that's very. dapper feel me yeah and I would never. say that in my head back in the day fam. uh back in the 2000s they would wear.
clubs I mean they would wear suits into. the clubs oh yeah the baggy suits too. yeah like you would be sweating in the. club now and now it's like you can just. get in wearing jeans fam I feel like we. should bring that back low key that. would be a suit to the club cuz I feel. like uh not in Toronto clothes that's. too no no but I feel like just in. general they should bring back suits in. clubs they should just bring back like. kind of I was saying this from their to. time bro we should bring back formal. just because it's more presentable and. it's a lot more I don't know it feels.
good as a community I get it yeah I I. get why you say that yeah because it. it's very like um we're on manners yeah. yeah you get me you're not thating out. you're not exactly bro like we're on. manners you know what I mean like. everybody's doing good but the problem. with that and people always say this is. like the progression from that isn't. good cuz cuz you're kind of moving. backwards it's like less free. because it's almost a uniform to be in a. suit is kind of uniform it is but I.
guess Club attire is also uniform right. nah like the jeans and the no you have. freedom to wear like different tops and. blah blah blah but a suit is a suit you. I mean like it's built that way it's. kind of a uniform true it's like uh if. you go wrestling and you wear the. leotard like you got to wear you can't. wear like you know what I mean you can't. wear like a sweater [ __ ] you're right I. don't know I wanted to bring that back. cuz I feel like that creates so much. more tension than than what we're doing. now cuz it's like when you see like a or. say you're going to a dinner a fancy.
dinner I feel like if you're both. looking good that creates the most. tension between people but if you see a. girl like in like half half her clothes. are Stripped Away and [ __ ] like that. that's like I don't want that bro you. know it goes away like the attraction. goes away because because it's like um. it's like everything's revealed yeah and. there's no mystery exactly exactly but. when you're in a suit like you want to. get to know them to get to that point. but girls would be wearing dresses. though yeah yeah girls would be wearing. dresses that's the thing like they it.
should be like that a girl in a dress. and a guy in a suit you feel me I feel. like that could save our generation low. key cuz there's no more I'm outside like. no you're inside in. the cuz it's manners right it's manners. like it it'll Tighten Up Our Generation. cuz the way it's moving I this is my. theory and I bet it's a lot of other. people's Theory too we're going to reach. the point point where we're doing too. much of a wild [ __ ] experience of. life that we're going to have to be like.
yo let's we need some rules I think. that's a great I think that's what. happens that is the reset it's like all. right this is too crazy now like yo we. got to dial it back turn it down and not. like I remember um uh in Ryerson I think. you're the one that told me the story. where uh uh a girl would be wearing. jeans but her ass would be cut out and. I'm like okay at school that's kind of. crazy got. got to chill like I'm trying to focus on. my assignment right now n de like there. was a girl in my class but cheek hanging.
out from a rip crazy like the rip is on. purpose to show her yeah fam that's. crazy I don't know who designed that but. [ __ ] but at the same time freedom is. freedom you I mean like enjoy it it's. okay enjoy it. coming coming to. judge yo that's the thing right cuz like. cuz we become more yo our homies our. peers can't judge. us but you forget like God judgeing you.
still I'm telling you the great reset is. coming man God is coming to save all of. us man I I think I think it's still. going to be like this like this type of. climate for at least another 5 years. there's no way we're going to go into. like rules on rules there's no way like. everyone no once we hit the point where. everyone's just wearing a g string yeah. God's got to come in somewhere we got to. look at God and say yo come save us. please well all the time here's what's.
crazy before why the rebellious stuff. became the trend like RI jeans were. rebellious like wearing black was. rebellious your spiky hair blah blah. blah all that stuff that was rebellious. because the norm was kind of the rule. but if the norm becomes the. weird the rebellious is the rules so. wearing business core wearing the. is the rebellious now because everybody. else is doing the weird yeah yeah okay. it's like it's like reversed yeah yeah.
it's reverse now cuz I can see that. happening right is everybody's doing too. much crazy [ __ ] I'm keeping it clean I'm. keeping it blah BL blah that's that's. the person that's not with the trends. now you know cuz you know how they say. um the '90s love was way more genuine so. now it's like it's very corrupted wait. the '90s love is more genuine than or. like uh the old the past love you know. how they're like uh all the celebrities. back then actually looked like they were. in love but celebrities now are like. they're only in love because of the.
numbers and the the fame and the riches. word I feel like like you said since. this is the the the norm now they're. going to like love will soon be genuine. again like it'll be back in that like. positive way just cuz people want to get. back to that yeah but I understand why. like history repeats itself because. there's a pattern like I'm starting to. see it cuz if you take it in like the. first people there's no rules on like. what you could wear they just decided. like oh this kind of looks good yeah yo.
what do you think was the first t-shirt. or the first attire fam it was probably. like some leaves bro they probably like. got a bunch of leaves and sewed some. [ __ ] together or glued it or like fur. obviously like animal fur and stuff damn. but the first first this had to be. leaves or some dirt could you walk out. could you walk out the house just. wearing fur like straight up just Pelt. not even in a t-shirt just like Pelt. pelt no that would be that's you look. like your cosplay you look like your. cosplay [ __ ] oh that's Fred. Flintstone right there. man like no but real did we start at the.
rebellious cuz in a sense that's. rebellious but it's just what we had I. think we just started at nothing and. create I don't know that's a good. question did we start with Rebel and. then rules or did we just start with. rules I don't know it's a good question. actually yeah that is a good question. cuz how did you start your life I guess. with rules I start my life cuz why is it. such a weird thing to to be shirtless in. public I feel like that's one of the. things that unless unless you're deed I. I feel like that should be something. that we should start pushing bro like.
every man should if it's a hot summer. day you don't got to wear a t-shirt bro. yeah I'm tired of my my my sandal. getting sweaty bro like let me just take. it off even though I'm not deed it's. because they told us fam it's because. like who told us they you know what I. mean they like y they them who are they. no they like it's just they bro Li they. control the world they man but the real. conspiracy is we are they facts just to. just because we're going to start. pushing that that no shirt policy next.
podcast me and Carlos shirtless bro the. [ __ ] no okay if this hits if this hits. 15K likes I swear to God I swear to God. if it hits 15K 15K is a lot we hit 10 we. hit 10 15K is possible I'll dress up as. a furry on the podcast and I'll go. shirtless ew bro why you have to say. shirtless just be afraid too. okay fine why is one guy shirtless and. one guy's are fre that's gross bro that. would probably be the most our.
most that's the most paused episode. imagine the thumbnail imagine theil yo. bro I'm like this I'm like shirtless oh. my God fam n 15K likes I'll dead ass. like buy a free costume and wear on the. podcast okay I I'll do it to and I'll do. it outside we'll do the podcast. outside I don't know don't I don't know. what outside bro outside but okay on if. you did see a per a furry in person yeah. like the worst thing you're going to say. is like [ __ ] in your head unless you're. like one of those loud people like woof.
woof something like that you know what I. mean like nothing's really bad going to. happen to you nothing I would say what's. up like oh this is cool how much you buy. for [ __ ] like that true apparently they. go for like $1,000 bro yeah they go for. a lot so that guy is probably think I'm. not going to buy an expensive very. costume but I like make something if I. have like if I'm A Millionaire right. yeah once I get there I'll probably just. do these side missions and just one day. I'll just buy a fairy costume go out in. public just to feel like how it is and. then the next day do something else you. know yeah I'll probably Panhandle for.
fck just just try weird [ __ ] right do. you hear what I said I'll probably. Panhandle oh like this bro and. you're oh my God just been like five. hours fam yo there's one more thing I. want to talk about cuz you talking about. that reminds me of David Cho okay and. he's kind of like that he's very like. weird abstract right but he is a. millionaire multi-millionaire I'm pretty. sure the most obscure he he does the. most obscure things right but he said. this one thing on Joe Rogan's podcast. that has me thinking so much and it's.
kind of crazy it's jokes too but he. said there's a reason why Asians have. small eyes and weird looking eyes why. and he said it as a joke but like it has. me thinking so he was on like a. psychedelic trip I think mhm and during. his trip there's like an alien that. started speaking to him and then like. told him things he's like you know why. your eyes are like that right and he. goes what the [ __ ] and you know why. you're.
blue David CH he has a birth mark on his. ass yeah that's blue I think I had that. too you had that too yeah every a lot of. Asian people when they're born they're. born with like a blue mark on their butt. now David chel he's on his psychedelic. trip uhuh he said the alien told him the. reason your eyes are like that the. reason you have blue on you is. because we messed with the Asian girl. back in the day and we made you what the.
[ __ ] so Asians might be the closest. related to aliens. bro yo yo cuz I had like I swear in baby. pictures if I really look it up there. was something on my ass there like. something blue yeah something blue or. like that's crazy let me search this up. real quick I just want to pull up a. picture yeah it's it's called something. it's like a mark something Mark Asian. blue blue so I think in the podcast you. were saying it was um it's related to. gangas Khan yeah gangas Khan mark it was. a gangas Khan Mark Asian blue Mark let's.
see but that's crazy bro yeah see this. blue Mark yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. that's crazy I know I swear I had that. one on my ass bro I have a huge birth. mark but it's not blue it's not blue. maybe I'm a different alien oh yeah. that's. why and that's where we ended buddy the. gave me a new house crazy title yo why. are you guys actually pissed about that. it's satire BR relax it's jokes it's. jokes it's jokes uh thank youone for. watching this episode of Jumper jump. podcast make sure you go check out my. other channel go watch those those Vlogs.
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