HAUNTED WHISPER GAME, MALAYSIAN AIR UNSOLVED MYSTERY, & FINLAND IS FAKE THEORY - JUMPERS JUMP EP.83

[Music]. yes sir man i finally finally watched. that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was good you finally. watched uh everything everywhere yes. what do you rate it what do you rate it. okay. i think out of all the the films that a2. a1 a24 did that was probably top three. top three yeah. okay i watch a lot though i watch a lot.

i feel like it's just because we're so. deep into that topic that's why it's. like the multiverse yeah that's like the. whole time i was like a little kid i was. like yo. yo did you did you see the the mandela. effect clear you know about it like. mandela effect so in everything. everywhere all at once right yeah. so you know the ratatouille scene oh. okay yeah yeah yeah yeah so so did you. bag that though no not at first spoiler. but anyways you know how she's like you. know raku nui yep raccoon so that was. actually that was actually a play on a. mandela effect bro oh so it was like oh.

ratatouille does exist or something no. so the mom thought it was a raccoon oh. not a rat oh yeah so that was that was. their play on mandela effect they didn't. say it blatantly obvious but that's. that's their play they made it that's. funny how they had mandela effects on. there too yeah because it's it's all. connected yeah yeah yeah. did you notice the the symbolism of the. bagel and everything yeah obviously. everything's on it it's everything bagel. no no but there's a different meaning. like different meaning so you know how a. bagel is black with the white inside.

yeah right so that means that that. symbolizes like the what do you call. this the meaningless meaninglessness of. life what do you mean what do you mean. like like the black around and the white. in the middle the white hole in the. middle yeah it's very like meaningless. right and then who who had that that. symbolism the the main villain yeah it. was on her head the black with the white. inside. and if you notice the main characters. main symbolism was the googly eye. oh yeah yeah because the google eye can. see no but what's the googly eye the.

inversion the inverted way of the the. bagel so it's the white on the outside. and the black on the inside. oh because if you look at the eye yeah. you're right exactly so so it's a. reverse. eye yeah that's what i'm saying so the. bagel represents uh the yin yeah and the. i represents the yang oh cause cause. she's looking at different ways yeah. cause even though they're looking at. everything the one way you can look at. the eye is to see but the other way the. inverse is to to not.

cannot look exactly yo oh that's crazy. did you call it that yeah it's kind of. crazy i know you thought you thought you. were gonna have it huh yeah i'm like oh. [ __ ]. no but that the whole movie it's a very. woke movie and i feel like when we see. things like this happen we're gonna see. more and more things inspired by yeah. right yeah i feel like definitely. there's going to be another like a lot. of multiverse movies have come up have. come up yeah so i feel like they're just. going to go crazy with it i think. i think the this is like a whole.

generation just a woke man yeah i know. so that's that's that's smart on their. end they're putting out woke movies yeah. you know do you think that's on purpose. do you think do you think certain things. are put out to like. like not just push the agenda to not. just like yo like they might be doing. this stuff um. i don't know what do you think i think. bro cause look look why why do we always. hear about certain things happening in. the world and then a movie that kind of. coincides it. weirdly right yeah low-key.

especially with all of us are dead fam. well when the which one the zombies came. out and we were talking about zombies as. soon as that movie came or like. coronavirus was popping yeah they put a. movie a zombie movie oh that's true so i. was like oh is the vaccine gonna turn. into like boom boom boom the side. effects zombies yeah and yo even squid. game yeah so you can look at squid game. as a theory too where. what if because of the times and because. of like the political climate of the. world. oh my goodness feel me they put that.

movie out right i mean they put that. show out to kind of nudge us to to to. know about these ideas yeah. oh my god because they are ideas there. are like different ways of thinking and. i think once we once that's in our face. we start to think for ourselves i know. [ __ ] it it's low-key like all the asian. films they know something bro yeah they. know something the agents what do you. mean like like it's always it's always. the the asian like movie writers who. always like i guess look at what's. happening right now and then they write. a story about it or something like that. oh yeah it's always perfect timing with.

them you know like um because you're. talking about pinoy big brother before. right oh yeah. well there's no way there's a theory. about that no no no there's not a theory. yeah wanted to join. now but big brother in general right. yeah do you know what big brother. actually is. what is it you never heard of that term. big brother big brother because i feel. like everybody knows the name of the. show and the name of like the concept of. the game show yeah but nobody really. knows the con the concept or the term of. big brother itself wait is he like god.

or something like he's kind of talking. to you weird nah nah what is it so in 19. it was like in the 80s something like. that yeah oh no no no i think it's even. before then there's this book called. 1984 okay by george orwell right now. 1984 didn't happen yet he wrote this. book i think i think right after the war. yeah so this is this is before 1980 he's. predicting the future oh right so in his. predictions he said there's going to be. this almost like this government this.

big brother that watches us and knows. everything we say oh that's kind of. weird yeah yeah so that term big brother. comes from that like watching over you. looking over you and they use that term. in the show because the whole game show. they can see all of their movements they. can see like behind the screen on. conversations or whatever right and he. kind of plays into like the the what do. you call this though the puppet the. puppet yeah he's like a puppet master. yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah so what's. even crazier in big brother bro is we.

start to see. certain predictions in the book. that we see in today fam like for. example. uh devices that can listen in our. conversations oh yeah siri and one of. the craziest ones bro was um you. couldn't have free thought. really yeah there's this thing called um. the thought police. different thought though. yeah yeah so the thought police in the. book are pretty much these people that.

they barge into your home and they kind. of like uh investigate whether you have. your own ideas on things okay so they. look at your room and your room's. supposed to be super blank it's not. supposed to have anything there except. for a poster a big brother himself okay. like the the leader or whatever right. and bro so if you have any so in the. book. this guy he goes and he has ideas for. himself and he wants to fight against. the government [ __ ] right yeah. i don't want to spoil it just spoil it. i'm not going to probably not going to.

read it you're not going to read it so. he ends up getting caught okay he ends. up getting caught and when he gets. caught fam yeah they they put him into. this room and they torture him okay they. torture him and torture him they put. brain waves on his brain and [ __ ]. microwave his brain. that he comes out a changed man holy and. in a sense he's like brainwashed and a. new person yeah so this guy was. predicting everything. he was no he was like. oh you mean the author yeah the author. yo you know what's crazy about the.

author what happened. there's like claims and there's claims. that he was being watched and yeah why. do you think why do you think they they. want to target all the people that try. to. predict or like say all this this stuff. coming out maybe there is an agenda. maybe because if there is an agenda and. there's people that have power to yeah. move puzzle pieces together what's kind. of a crazy story is like oh if if you. even predict something that that you. didn't even mean to predict yeah now. you're on the hit list that's kind of. crazy though i know. yo do you hear that book that that.

predicted like elon musk and going to. mars yeah no there's another book on. that yeah there's a book holy smoke. there's a book that said um. [ __ ] i think it was like. his name. [ __ ] it's a super old book yeah and then. there was a there's a there's a line in. the book i'm gonna search it up later so. you can add the picture yeah but the. line in the book said there will be a. man to save us and bring us to the stars. and his name is elon what yeah yeah i. swear. i swear and this is way before this is.

way before tesla elon musk all that [ __ ]. oh my god this book was written like. long time ago so yeah i predicted the. future to bring us to mars bro yeah a. time traveler fam there was a there was. a story i don't know it's probably one. of the biggest conspiracy theories yeah. have you heard about the the man from. toward. i said this you did. i told you that yeah that's crazy no but. the story was crazy like where is toward. torrid it's a torrent yeah this this. place called tori so the people that. don't know the story yeah it's pretty. much um this man that showed up to the.

at uh what do you call it at an airport. airport no border control yeah it was. like it was in the 50s yeah and he took. his passport and was like yo i'm trying. to get to here to here yeah and the. police are like where the [ __ ] is toward. right. and then they took him up they took him. up uh to the hotel yeah and then he. randomly vanished yeah which was what. the heck now he vanished and he was. supposed to go to this hotel yeah but. this hotel didn't exist like they called. up the number like hello yeah.

we're supposed to have somebody that. comes here and like like. there's no hotel this is a different. building yeah it was an office it wasn't. even a hotel bro yeah i know but but on. a lower scale then if we because uh. since that theory didn't work yeah you. know that um in disney you know how they. always predict they always predict likes. uh what do you call this they also like. easter eggs in their movies yeah yeah so. you know before any movie is put out in. disney they always tease it in other. movies before oh yeah i noticed that i. noticed that yeah yeah do you know the.

big one about nemo yeah yeah so in. monsters inc it wants to sing my god. yeah yeah yeah i've seen that i've seen. that live actually i've seen that live. really so yeah yeah but but did you know. also knowing brother bear and brother. bear yeah brother bear when they were. catching the like the fish the the both. the bears they caught a nemo they caught. a nemo for real yeah so. if you went slow-mo like one of the fish. is a clown fish no way yeah what yeah. yeah yeah what the [ __ ] i know in cars i. think um there was a toy car in toy.

story yeah and it looked like that's the. easy one yeah yeah and also in the. monsters inc uh boo had a nemo clownfish. and she gave it a sully. wait what yeah you didn't know this uh. nemo clownfish yeah so she had when when. they were going through like all the. doors yeah and she was saying bye to. sally she gave him a nemo like a toy. yeah toy oh and that was like two years. before nemo came out. okay. did we look at um what's that what's a. recent one what's the reason why um um.

red what's it called oh turn it right. yeah we're turning around yeah we did. about the periods yeah no is there any. is there any. is any predictions oh. i didn't. because even like the people in the. background that look like us. [Laughter]. you know people say i look like bruno. from. yeah. yeah i was thinking of getting like the. funko pop if somebody can buy me the. funko pop and send it to me i'll. actually put it on no you know those. funko pops resell for hella i didn't. know yeah they're like getting expensive. right into my friend's room and he has a.

waffle of funko pops yeah i'm like why. do you buy this [ __ ] like this i don't. even know to be honest like it's not. even that cool it's not it's like it's. like it's like [ __ ] in a box like yeah. i like i like the legos though so you. have the legos i mean but each their own. though like that could be the same as a. funko pop that's not. that's not cooler than a funko pop i. think it's cool enough i don't think so. yeah i think they are the same level no. because funko pops are keeping the i. know the funko pop mans are going to be. cheese yeah but right now what i think. is very cool is collecting cards if you. still have the old pokemon cards oh i.

have the yu-gi-oh cards yeah yeah yeah i. don't know if you if you when you were a. kid and you went to the mall right there. was that little like um where you put a. coin the coin thing yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah you put a coin in your twist. and you get like the cards just like. yeah yeah you know they used to have. like real gold grills in there too what. yeah so there's a chance like so they'd. have all these jewelries and [ __ ] right. yeah and then there's a chance you can. get like an actual gold ring like a real. gold like a i think like 24 karat. like actual gold yeah like 25 cents yeah.

no but it was like super rare and i. think that was part of the gimmick too. just like the stupid um you know the. gold sand thing and then you like you. like shave it down oh and you know it's. like a rock and then there's like yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah that's one of the. biggest finesses yeah no in a mastermind. mastermind had that yeah i was like all. of that [ __ ] for 20 bucks you get like. colorful rocks it was so stupid yeah but. all men were there like yo i got a. purple one i think one of the stupidest. things i bought growing up had to be the. [ __ ] the power bands. that was kind of a sick one though.

it was pretty stupid though like look at. that it was like a cult though like if. you had it you're part of a call what if. we make like a new one like i feel like. if you put enough energy behind it. enough like brainwashing behind. something yeah yeah mans will buy it for. sure i mean that's what happened with. the pro bracelets if you if you see the. pearl everyone's wearing pearl now oh. that [ __ ] became a big trend true. maybe there's a whole like marketing yo. i have a theory okay what. what if yeah. what if. this whole generation of like crystal.

things yeah all these spiritual people. with crystal stuff. what if it's all a marketing tactic to. try and sell us more. to sell us more what more crystals yeah. 100 it is it probably is right yeah i. don't know yo imagine like the the start. of it though like who was the first one. to be like oh this crystal's giving me. good energy and then it just. traded on and on don't really think. because if you if you really deep it. it's probably like you know in aladdin.

the man with the the lamp and he's. trying to sell you [ __ ] yeah it probably. started as that like you know this rock. yeah and it told a story like me like. this rock when you put it under the. sunlight facts the shakes are going to. give you magical powers when you want to. go oh my god it's going to make your. crush love you yeah and then i started. with the crystal ball people the crystal. ball people definitely had like people. like they were doing it for and then. that people told other people yeah not. to say none of that is real because it. could be it could be. but. you have to like be able to open your. mind like hmm why am i buying this right. now yeah real [ __ ] sometimes sometimes i.

catch myself not doing that yeah you. always have to do that a lie and then oh. hold on i i usually don't wear the the. eye anymore yeah because it's like that. that's supposed to like. uh like summon demons like because it. it's it's supposed to rise oh no it. collects uh the energy exactly it. represents uh represents like witchcraft. and [ __ ] so and that that's. not the religion i practice oh yeah i. don't wear it no more. that's why you feel me you'll sometimes. see me wearing it if i really feel like. oh i need this protection right yeah.

yeah yeah but no other other times like. nah i'm not gonna wear that see religion. is a tough thing yeah i don't really. want to get into that yeah true but. there's certain things you can believe. and can't believe right yeah and i think. what sucks is when there's like evidence. of stuff proving wrong or right yeah. what's the what's crazy is like when you. see um. for example like look at all the. conspiracies we talk about. like for example the space is fake one. oh yeah when you see something like that. what's your initial reaction.

it's not true what's your initial. reaction like are you shocked are you. like yeah oh i'm i'm not shocked anymore. what is it oh now it's i'm not shocked. anymore but before 100 it was shocked. because if you look if you look at it. like this right. the first time you ever heard a. conspiracy theory how mind blown were. you crazy you can just look at episode. three like when you started telling it. yeah i was like holy now now if if this. culture continues of us. waking each other up or like blowing. each other's minds all the time at this. point it's like normal do you think.

nobody's gonna be mind blown anymore or. is it gonna. be constantly. crazier [ __ ] that one-ups everything. we've already seen yeah to be honest i. feel like it's gonna get less and less. because like if you take a person who. always lies and that person who who's. getting lied to always knows they don't. believe in no more. or yeah or what if it's the opposite. then. what is what is the opposite because. everybody's waking up and waking up yeah.

there's more people that see things that. they didn't see before. i can i can believe it and then they. start looking back too but i feel like. it's just the degree of um the theories. we say if we keep saying like the the. [ __ ] ones like the fun ones yeah. like the bob ross killed some people. yeah yeah those are like whatever yes. whatever but like if we really get into. like skin walkers yeah yeah deep ocean. [ __ ] like that i feel like we can go. like joe rogan yo there's there's a. crazy one yeah i i recently heard about. okay remember remember malaysian.

airlines oh yeah what about the the. flight that disappeared right oh yeah. from was it but the moon that wasn't. there no that wasn't bermuda triangle it. was something else yeah but you heard. about it on the news like malaysian. airlines this flight disappeared nobody. knew where it went and so many. conspiracy theories happened right but. around that same time there's this guy. yeah that. received a voicemail. and on the voicemail was like a decoded. message now listen he posted this on. twitter okay this voicemail and pretty.

much what it was it was the. you know the military alphabet where. they use code okay yeah so like delta. tango alpha charlie right yeah. what happened was. he recorded this whole code and wrote it. out right now the voicemail. it translated to this code that says. s danger sos. it is dire for you to evacuate. be cautious they are not human and then. gave like a whole long last number zero.

four to nine three three like long-ass. number right yeah yeah now check this. out. when this guy received this voicemail. okay was the day. that the malaysian airlines flight. vanished oh [ __ ] so there's theories and. conspiracies that the voicemail he. actually received was transmitted. through the malaysian airlines black box. now what's even crazier. the number right that long ass number. that he received two yeah.

that is the last coordinates. of the flight what yeah so it's the. exact coordinates of the flight the last. scene location so what did he say again. uh they're not human so sos danger. it is dire for you to evacuate be. cautious they are not human they are not. human so so ufos yeah so check this out. this guy on twitter posted it right now. what happened was. he started getting stalked. so. i think around like 3 a.m at night he.

saw this car parked out of his outside. of his house yeah right and he noticed. there was flashes coming from the car. yeah so flashes he was taking pictures. ah yeah so what happened was he posted. that on twitter he's like. look what's going on i'm scared right. because he wants to he wants to make it. public so that he's protected yeah what. ended up happening. he started receiving really weird text. messages okay text messages now. right now one of the text messages was.

this. was this text message in a different. language i believe it's in um. i believe it's in uh in thai okay but. what it translated to yeah was. please end your post now. you will be in trouble oh the twitter. post yes no no no no yeah the twitter. post yeah so he has to delete it yes. deleted they didn't want that [ __ ] up. why yo that's so crazy that there's even. stalking to the point of twitter. yeah. no even no because look look cause.

because let's say let's say. huge information came out let's say. somebody had stuff on you bro yeah. what would you do. to hide that to hide the information. don't go on twitter. no but like let's say somebody had like. a super dark secret what what depths are. you willing to get to to like hide that. information hide that no i think i would. go i would go take extreme measures to. try and get it out to get it out yeah. like how the guy did no no i mean i'm. sorry i mean like stuff that you didn't. want out oh i didn't want out.

yeah. because if it's top secret information. yeah and they have to stay alive yeah. yeah okay because the the first one is. like nah i'm jumping off a bridge still. like like give up yeah like no one's. gonna get that information. but i'd probably lock myself in like a. room unlike an attic and just stay there. just hide yeah just hide whatever but i. feel like you would still get caught. though yeah. you know you know those uh thermal. thermal ac 130s like they're gonna see. me in my house. just in my attic eating some noodles.

i've seen i've. they found this guy that escaped from. prison what prison i forgot what prison. exactly okay i don't know if he. i think he did escape from prison and he. hid in like this um. oh no this will happen so there's this. guy and he he got out of jail on bail. okay okay so during his bail what he did. he went into this forest and he built. himself like a shack like super deep in. this cavern like in this cave in the. forest bro like real jerusalem [ __ ] yeah.

and then he ended up making like um like. heating. plumbing i swear to god. right. now he was living there for i think oh a. total of like two years before they. found him and the only way they found. him was like this guy walking his dog. and he came across the. the freaking the cave yeah because he. saw like a door and like why is there a. door in the cave right. so he opened it and he's walking through. and he started noticing a heater. a fridge.

and then like all these knick-knacks. survival gear right yeah and he heard. like. breathing. of what and he looked around. dog he saw the guy. sleeping on a bed in the back corner of. this cavern so this guy had the whole. setup he had the whole setup so on his. bail he dipped yeah he worked on that. [ __ ] and he hid in there oh my goodness. before before they started looking for. him again what and so did they find him. and arrest him completely yeah so so. when that guy he reported it he's like.

why is this guy living in here yeah he. snitched on him like okay i'm gonna tell. the cops and the cops came realized oh. it's this guy okay that went missing i. mean uh that that tried to escape okay. so so he escaped like it was like a. two-year gap when they found him yeah. yeah for my spring cleaning routine i. always go throughout my room and try to. take out all the clutter and get rid of. the stuff i don't need not gonna lie. because then your head's free like it's. clear yeah and one thing you gotta do. too is do that same thing with your. mental bro sometimes there's too much.

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yeah so have you heard of the black. doodler the black dude. you haven't what is it it's so it's like. he has a such a funny name but it's such. a [ __ ] backstory so i think so in the. 1950s there was this guy who was like. really good at art yeah so he went he. usually targeted like the lgbtq like. community. right so he would go into like all the. gay bars like chop it up with the guys. yeah and then bring them back home right. and usually what do you do after um. after you chop it up in your and you. have a malicious intent yeah you would.

kill them you would kill them he would. do whatever he wants with them and then. right after he killed all of them he. would literally draw them oh and leave. the the drawing right next to their ah. that's some freak [ __ ] yeah and you know. what's crazy is like no one wanted to. investigate it because obviously back. then that no one really cared about the. the lgbtq like that. so so like the police were like oh no. this not uh we're not gonna investigate. this case they don't want to give time. yeah exactly it was only until the one.

investigator. went and he actually what was crazy was. he actually came out gay. so that guy killed the investigator oh. and drew drew his body boom and they. finally found him after he killed that. one investigator oh it's 2019. so this. what the [ __ ] yeah so how long ago was. this like 1950 and he he planned like he. was escaping until uh what do you call. this 2019. so he was killing people for that long. for that long i think he had like 16 to.

20 16 20 bodies yeah in in that era. oh but you have to read a long time yeah. you have to realize half the time was. him just fleeing oh like hiding like. hiding so he didn't have a lot of time. to kill and draw the bodies at the same. time damn. see some people are sick in their minds. and i think it's a thing of like their. own um it's like a pleasure and their. own like twisted art too yeah exactly. what you do. i know i know when they're dead on the. floor it's weird you ever watch um uh i.

saw the devil. no i saw the devil wait. have i i think it's a korean movie it's. a korean i think i heard of it tell me. it tell me it bro no because that. reminds me of that i don't want to like. get into detail on it but i saw the. devil i say to this day still one of my. top three korean films all time is it. actually like talking to the devil no no. no no it's not what you think it's not a. [ __ ] it is horror my bad it is horror. but it's not like demonic okay it's not.

in that sense yeah so it's actually. about a serial killer okay so the serial. killer he ends up killing this. secret agent's wife yeah right okay now. you killed the wife of a secret agent. what do you think is going to happen. yeah on some taken [ __ ] bro on some liam. neeson this guy he ended up hunting down. the serial killer. planting like um. uh like this pill he made him swallow. this pill so he knows his location yeah.

and what he's talking about whenever and. wherever he is. so he would follow this guy stop him. from doing other murders and just. torture him for the. the rest of his life pretty much yeah. yeah right now what's crazy the dilemma. is like. he's doing this to the serial killer but. in a sense would you say he's just as. evil now oh 100. right yeah 100 if you're [ __ ] with. someone else's life you're definitely. evil because i'm leaving out some.

certain like violent parts but this guy. did some [ __ ] to him too i mean like. he's breaking his heart so why is it why. is it called talking to the devil like. oh i saw the devil oh yeah i saw the. devil damn the stuff that this guy did. is messed up yeah like i'm talking like. body parts you know oh my god yeah. no that's weird and bro the thing is. this movie is so good because it it. really gives a good um. idea of how dark that world could be. yeah because there's this scene where.

he's like walking. trying to catch a ride trying to catch a. ride right and he ends up catching a. ride with these two weirdos like there's. this taxi driver and this guy in the. back like oh yeah you can you can drive. with us yeah for sure and it turns out. these guys themselves yeah are also like. killers themselves too bro. so so they they were gonna kill him too. yeah they're gonna kill him too they're. gonna kill the serial killer nah so it's. like a whole culture yeah i was just. stalkers just like stalkers like really.

like evil people nah have you heard of. the the the ghost game the whisper game. the whisper game what's that this guy. this kind of relates to your story but. like so this is this is to um to summon. like a ghost stalker mm-hmm so if you if. you play this game if you win you either. have protection for seven years but if. you lose the stalker will take your life. what do you mean like a like a. paranormal compare normal stalker go. stalker oh [ __ ] so this is how you play. the game so.

to begin with on your window still ever. for every single day yeah you're gonna. get seven items and of like i guess like. trinkets yeah no of something important. to you right so every day you're gonna. put a put an item on the the window. still go to bed put an item on the wind. still go to bed it's like you're giving. gifts. right and on the seventh day the last. one you should give the most important. gift to the ghost. and when you do it you have to say. whisper man here uh it's time to receive. your gifts right of your own personal.

things your own personal things cause. it's like you're giving gifts you want. to play a game with him yeah yeah right. so now the next morning if you if. there's no one outside your window the. game has failed and you have to try. again later but if the game if it was. successful you'll see a white shadow. figure far in the distance oh [ __ ] right. and this is where the game begins as the. weather gets warmer factory can help you. spend less time at home and in the. kitchen and enjoy more time outside and. enjoying the weather for all you meal.

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he's gonna slowly get. slowly get closer to you and the crazy. thing is even when you sleep yeah yeah. he's allowed to move what so so you have. to survive seven days of this so how in. your house or where fam literally he can. be in your house he's gonna make his way. slowly into your house up the stairs but. you just can't can't leave your eyes off. him also when you look at him he pauses. oh that's like the mario [ __ ]. that's a mario yeah yeah exactly but.

dead ass but when you sleep like he's. gonna move and [ __ ] if you close your. eyes i can kill that ghost. i can't beat that [ __ ] really. wait what was that noise. what was that noise. that's it i think it's my phone. that was [ __ ] scary that was kind of. scary when i said that he's like i can. beat it. yo. the window. it's like the whole pocket what would. you do what would you do if i told you a.

story i should [ __ ] get milk to help. me prank you one day. it actually happens in this room it's. like you know some serial killer with a. pig mask it's coming out there in. toronto and then like there's a pig guy. right there i was actually like yo. and then five. you see like kyle and steve and [ __ ]. that helped me [ __ ] man there's stupid. there's too many videos of me getting. paranoid you guys are making comments. i'm surprised i'm being pranked before.

like i feel like you'd be a perfect. person to prank yeah no i have just when. i was little yeah it was mostly like the. whoopee cushion [ __ ] i was so easy that. was so gullible for him. but i think that the most like well i. just didn't like the whoopee cushion. you know if you like say orange really. slowly it sounds like gullible. shut the [ __ ] up. yo this guy was about to do it though. this guy was about to do it i saw for a. quick second okay i'll i'll show you an. optical illusion though okay that's. actually like um really popular today.

okay so when you look at this picture i. wanna i wanna ask you is the horse. walking forward or he's walking back. okay ready. i can't tell what. it's like it's like he's it's like he's. moving forward and back though no way. he's like he's like in he's like he's. going like this. no he's not you're weird why you're. weird because me i only see it as. backwards. and i see my sister only sees it as.

moving forwards no he's taking a step. forward and then going like this yeah. that's weird that's weird no look the. front leg look at the front leg. is he not moving forward no he's moving. back fam. not the the back when i look at the back. he's moving back. no it looks almost as if the front torso. is going forward and then the back one's. moving backwards. like it's holding him back like this nah. that's actually crazy cause because like.

if you see the horse it says walking. forward your left brain. if you're if you see the horse walking. back. walking backwards you're right brain you. see the horse walking back and forth. so i guess no but i'm not i'm i know i'm. i'm right brain though your right brain. or wait wait hold on. so it says if you're walking backwards. then it's right brained i'm what right. brain it's walking backwards to me i. actually can't tell them i actually. can't tell like honestly can't tell yeah. you've tapped into both your brains it's.

weird. [Music]. you've actually tapped into both your. brains. and then also. i'll show you one more. because it said that uh the really high. iq people will see this one so what do. you see here. like an old guy sleeping okay okay so it. everyone sees the old guy sleeping but. you see the young woman sleeping. the young woman and i'mma give you a. hint it's like right up there.

right up here. not a lot of people see it this is one. of the big ones like really big ones. right now. yeah no but i see like something else so. i want to say what it is so so you're. close you're close. can i show you something okay well. there's an ic bag. no i see like. i see like this squid oh [ __ ] i see like. this jellyfish and then he's on top of. like this you see this it looks like a. jellyfish to me what the [ __ ] like this. looks like the jellyfish thing oh yeah. and then there's like eyes.

that's what i see i see like a jellyfish. word nah there's a woman sleeping and. it's only like the highest iq people. like elon musk dog you're talking to a. college dropout right now fam like i'm. not no high iq [ __ ] you know. you're right i forgot. i remember you know what's funny so my. cousin she's getting her diploma framed. right oh yeah like carlos what do you. think what do you think i should get. from my diploma frame and she's like. showing me all these the foam rings yeah. right i like the light i like the white.

one and you know i like the purple one i. like this one like the black one like. yeah i like the white one it's like are. you sure and they're asking everybody. else right. and she's like. you know i think i'm gonna go with the. purple one because everybody says the. purple one and like yo honestly don't. ask me about diploma [ __ ] because i'm a. dropout. oh my god so like i'm the worst person. and i told her i told her i'm not going. to get no diploma on my wall what i'm. going to do instead what i'ma get the. kanye vinyl the college dropped out and.

put that on my phone. no i'm telling you once i graduate next. year i'm gonna have the the whole gown. on and you're just gonna have to watch. we're gonna do the whole podcast and. i'll dress up as a teddy bear from from. college drop past time. but you know how also in uh graduation. picks like you can do those funny ones. yeah you can have like the microphone. and [ __ ] like that yeah literally if. they allowed another person i'm. literally gonna have you in the back. like we're both gonna have the right so. we're just gonna be like this i'm gonna. have diploma you're gonna have the mic.

and then i'm gonna let you hold it we're. both gonna let you know. so you can show your mom like oh [ __ ]. look one i think one of my favorite ones. is like um. you know you know how they put like uh. the title i mean sorry the uh episode. title and then like a time oh yeah yeah. those are my favorite bro. those are my favorite you put like a. sequence and you're putting your quote. oh facts because because we never we. never do time stamps yeah we never do. time stamps i i hope oh. if somebody does like uh.

a yearbook quote and puts like an. episode from jumper's job. yo please do that if you all do that. [ __ ] i'll get you on the podcast oh i. got you all the podcasts it's like 4 58. yeah i'll get you all like on call on. the podcast you can talk with us oh. that's funny because you haven't done. that yet take that in because i can do. that on here. like live calls yeah okay yeah that. whoever's doing it it's graduating. season two so everyone's graduating yeah. if you have a yearbook come in you need. a yearbook quote and you use like one of. those episode whatever 30 whatever.

jumpers jump plug the chat and then like. a time yes yo i'll put you guys on the. podcast i promise you that's fine. so speaking of like i guess secret. messages and final messages to the world. yeah. yo. there's this crazy story i heard okay. right and there's this gorilla that they. train to understand english oh [ __ ] so. they trained him to know sign language. and actually communicate with english. right no way.

now this is what blows my mind right. because imagine somebody. that's not human yeah what their take on. the world is somebody that's not human. from an animal perry the power plus. diabetes yeah like anybody right like. any any other living creature. this gorilla before he was gonna die. yeah he had a final message to the world. oh like harambe is this harambe no no no. so this this gorilla's name is coco oh. coco the gorilla i don't know if you. ever heard of it i heard it coco the. gorilla so coco the gorilla had a final.

message to the world. and here i'll show you what it is it's. mad deep bro listen. so pretty much he says. i am flowers i am nature. coco love man earth coco love. but man. stupid. and look he's crying you can see the. gorilla's crying see stupid again he. says stupid. coco sorry coco.

cry damn. time hurry. fix earth. help. earth oh that's crazy and he says hurry. protect earth nah. so this is before he was gonna die yeah. so he knew his time was ending and he. knew he was gonna die like his life was. gonna die yeah but he that was his final. message because he's able to communicate. with humans. other animals they can't yeah yummy so.

imagine what crazy things an animal. wants to tell you holy wait so when was. this again the day i think this was. 2018. so that's recent yeah 2018. coco. lived from 1971 to 2018 but he died yeah. 2018. yeah nah that's crazy so there's other. two things man the earth is gonna get. destroyed completely blown up because. obviously the environment like what's. going on now climate change or it's like. he was just crying because um what do. you call this he was trapped in like you. know how the zoo keeps animals in that. enclosed capture i don't think they.

probably took care of him yeah i don't. think that's what it is i think it's. more of you know how everything you know. how that theory i said how everything is. connected everything's connected oh yeah. so including like plant life trees it's. all connected is all one ecosystem right. yeah. you ever heard that theory how the world. is just the world experiencing itself. the world is the world experience so the. universe is itself. experiencing itself no i haven't heard. that what have you ever heard of that no. what is that yo this is like one of the.

biggest theories bro really so you know. um you know pictures of galaxies yeah. so oh no it's nebulous you haven't seen. a picture of a nebula. so there's theories that things we see. in nature things we see in the universe. resemble. just the human body yeah. [Music]. so if you look at a picture of a nebula. and a human eye. they're very similar look at look at. nebula and then look at an iris.

oh so you're saying like oh it's just. the all-seeing like eye. no. it's. not dog look listen yeah everything out. in nature right yeah so roots a tree has. roots what do humans have a nervous. system oh okay like yeah there's. similarities everything yeah like it's. all connected oh [ __ ] so what was the. big theory on the the coco. no the so he was trying to explain that. yeah why did he say i am flowers why did.

he say i am i am nature oh he's just. saying that he's saying he's part of it. so he knows himself that he's part of it. [ __ ] rp coco man yeah yeah. so that's like the the pangea theory. yeah you know the pangaea theory that i. think you told that i think yeah i did. say that i did say that how how disease. and the we could be the disease of the. earth yeah to be honest i think we are. because we're the only one [ __ ] it up. right now yeah yeah it's it's the exact. same thing and i think the more we. realize that is all just one cycle.

because if you really take it in and we. really are the earth like yeah we become. dirt into the earth and do we not become. the earth then yeah. that's mostly it yeah if you look at. like um your body and then you look at. the earth itself yeah technically. everything on your body is you right. including like your pores oil whatever. that's inside of you. including all the like bacteria and [ __ ]. it's still part of you know our souls. don't go. like our souls go up to heaven type [ __ ]. yeah so look at look it on a different. scale the earth.

the world has all of these living. creatures on it is it not just one. though. is it all just one is the earth not just. one organism. and we're just like the working ants you. know how the ants have to create the ant. hill. or that to the earth yeah and then. instead of like doing like building it. we're actually like tearing it down. which is kind of [ __ ] mm-hmm but you. know but what would your final words be. my final words to the world yeah. damn that's a tough one bro that's like. some deep [ __ ].

or you you could always take the the. funnier out. it's like like a funny quote nah i feel. like i feel like it was my final words i. can't go out trolling i can't go. i feel like i would definitely go out. trolling i'll be like stranger things. episode 1 14 12. like now what the time. step [ __ ] this guy nah i can't do that i. can't do that i got to be like. really actually no i'd have to like come. up with something serious bro yeah oh i. talked i think i talked about this. on on ctm i forgot which episode i was.

with yeah. but oh i don't know if i told it to you. why so my lolo. he. he told me something really deep what'd. he say he said um he said in religion in. in catholicism at least right. everything like the ten commandments all. of god's like rules. they can all be categorized into two. things. into what two things love. one another. and. not. love another and not love another.

love one another yeah so if you think. about it if we all just love one another. yeah how would the world be harmony yeah. but the mix-up is. love another not one another love. another well what does that mean. well i love another person yeah i love. another person like another not one. another so another is is it's pretty. much narrowing it down oh it's narrowing. it yeah love another love another so if.

i pick one over the other it's another. right yeah. and then if i if i love one another it's. together. okay yummy one. you don't get it no i get it hold on say. the first one again love one another. okay yeah so that's together yeah but. okay and then the other one is just one. person yeah okay no no no the other the. other one is. kicking over.

no but like um. because if you look at anything all the. all the ten commandments they could all. go into one thing yeah so love one. another like if i love one another i. think about you you you you all together. but if i just love another. rather than one another what happens. then there's. then there's um preferences. there's um there's guilt there's. jealousy yeah you know yeah there was. also another thing was like oh if you. love life love life loves you it's like.

kind of the energy one it's like oh as. soon as you start being happy everything. positive then all the happy and positive. shit's going to happen to you where you. believe in that yeah i believe in that. that's like karma yeah that's kind of. like karma kind of there's one thing. i've been thinking about a lot it's like. super deep right so. in in ancient egypt right. they say when you go when you die. and you go to the afterlife you're. greeted by the god osiris yeah he's the. god of death right yep god of the. underworld and he asks you two questions.

before you can enter paradise what you. know what they are what are they the. first one. is. did you. find joy in this life did i find joy in. this life. yeah and then the second question is why. did you bring joy to others to bring joy. to others for sure 100 yeah and then if. you can answer those two questions. positively you're you're allowed then. you can go in oh if you're a youtuber. easy yes yeah.

yeah and i think i think yeah i passed. that a lot there's another there's. another like little ritual except not. the it's heaven it's actually hell like. the grim reaper. so like if you wanna if you want like um. eternal life yeah you have to do this. ritual right so i think what you do is. you kind of simulate like a funeral so. you go into a graveyard and you have. your three candles what the [ __ ] yeah no. and then you dress like you're going to. a funeral why right so i think this is. the ritual is actually called talking to. death i think it's called talking to.

death ritual right so you're going to go. to any random person's like dead like uh. what do you call this. what do you call it uh tombstone. tombstone yeah right and you're gonna. you're gonna start the ritual you're. gonna light up all the cam uh candles. and you're gonna uh start saying stuff. and then the grim reaper will pop out. behind you. right and you have to try and convince. the grim reaper for an hour that you. actually knew that person. whoa you're allowed to fake your answers. you just have to make it very convincing.

yeah but if the green blooper doesn't. believe you then you're gonna he's gonna. kill you right there but if you actually. if he does give you that uh the pass. yeah yeah then you get like eternal life. you're all you're protected for all your. years. there's got to be some catch man what. yeah like the catch is you die or you or. you live also it's it's just that one. game yeah so like ritual it's kind of. not not the game because this is not a. game you should be playing yeah. have people done this before i've heard. i've heard stories about people doing it.

that's the reason i found out about it. what if what if um if you want to join. the illuminati like that's what you got. to do what you have to go to uh the met. gala. in the washroom when everyone's doing. cocaine oh my god you do it you light up. the candles. and then kendall jenner will appear how. do you get invited to that in the mecca. gala i don't know you just have to be of. high status that's all it is yeah. to be honest. i feel like you could just finesse your. way into a mangala you can finesse your. way into many things.

i remember um there was this girl that. wore a dress yeah and it's like [ __ ] the. rich or something like that to the gala. bro. did you see the the ones in the playoffs. where it's like uh with the the protests. of the animals killing animals so when. there's there's a whistle called in the. the players shooting a foul shot yeah a. person would would storm on the court. and like raise her t-shirt and like stop. killing the animals or some [ __ ] like. that always happens. that always but there was a security. guard who was like stalking her the.

whole game yeah and then he's like once. once he knew boom. they caught her as soon like she. couldn't even touch the floor. you know who did that and got famous who. oh vitaly vitelli yeah vitali yeah he. did it but another girl. um jake paul's girlfriend. julia rose that's how she got famous two. euros yeah yes you do like flash yeah. she flashed like a baseball game so she. was right behind um the the what do you. call it the back yeah so that's where. the cameras are yeah the cat the catcher.

the angle and then like she's just like. right in the back. so she pulled up her thing and then she. had the name of her her website oh. she had the name of her website like. right under her titties that's fire now. if you guys if you guys ever go to the. game and do jumpers jump on your chest. we will get you on the podcast that's. crazy okay wait what what is this side. effects if you actually run in they. catch you they just kick you out right. no you get arrested no i don't think i.

don't think it's like a big like yeah. public public indecency. but that's not that's not big of a. charge that's like what one or two days. in jail. yeah but it's still a charge what do you. mean fam they're still in charge bro. let's not get you on the podcast man god. i don't condone that i don't condone. that. have you seen that um have you seen that.

clip on ufc. there's. who's the other guy beside your rogan oh. it always changes though oh the indian. guy no no no there's a different guy. there's a different guy there's joe. rogan and another white guy friends but. anyways anyways yeah he was like um he's. naming he's saying the names of the. fighters okay and it's like you can tell. they're who they are by the. so i forgot his name so let's just say. blah blah blah in the black choice blah. blah blah and the white shorts yeah yeah. right and then joe rogan goes. or blah blah blah as the black guy blah.

blah blah as the white guy. i think you know what the guy said he's. like and that was said by jerome. he didn't want to take notes. he said that was said by jerome again. yo this guy was not trying to get. canceled. i think i think the the crazy story that. uh from ufc fighter that i heard was uh. uh mas vidal yeah when he when he. actually described the feeling of. getting knocked out what do you say and. he's like he's like you literally it's. like someone turning off the lights.

like like someone will flick off the. lights and then flick them back off but. this time when they flick them back off. you don't know where the [ __ ] you are. damn bro and like you know who he. knocked out with the flying knee. uh um ben asked him yeah. he's like it sucks because he literally. flicked on the lights and he was in a. hospital film oh [ __ ]. like that sucks yo. nah i i never want to get knocked out. yeah that's that's the scariest thing. even passing out i remember my one of my.

friends was telling me she was doing um. this was during kovid and this was when. they were recording the church um. what do you call the the church like uh. ceremonies yeah and she was she was on. the drums right she passed out from heat. yeah no it was like like you know the. colvin mask is like thing and she told. me like her eyes were getting like oh. and she was on the drums and you can see. in the live video yeah. oh damn and like the church thing was. still going so it was so funny because. everyone in the chat the virtual chat.

was like is she good holy [ __ ]. she thought she everyone thought like. the devil got her or some [ __ ] like that. yo yeah it was scary have you passed out. yourself yeah i remember no not pass out. but almost pass out remember i was. telling you i was literally walking and. i didn't know where i was going oh yeah. you felt like blind yeah i felt blind. like i think you said because you didn't. eat yeah i did that's why man. but no i think the one of the the recent. ones too did you see the gervante fight. oh with the rollie yeah like i would.

never want to take a punch from gervante. man. he didn't get knocked out cold though oh. did you see him he's like on the ropes. yeah yeah what do you think's worse do. you would you rather be knocked out cold. or like wobble do a chicken dance oh. wobble still lord yeah i feel i feel. like it's only in me to do do like a. wobbles. walk over here. i'm not like even if the lights are out. my body just somehow gonna do something. i just have a feeling. like you don't want to take that out.

yeah i like like my. the [ __ ] the fibers in my muscles are. going to do something just like keep me. stabbed that's ignorance and it's it's. high yeah like literally literally. that's crazy. there's no way possible like i'm gonna. go down like i gotta like. like tyson fury that [ __ ] like just wake. up yeah whoa i still don't know how he. did that bro. that was real life creed yeah i don't. know how he did that because like the. guy who who was the guy the bomber oh my. goodness he goes with like dante. wilder yeah taking a punch from him.

you're dead i if i took a bullet that. would be yeah yeah yeah do you think you. can die from like a straight punch like. to the jaw. you can right i think you can. wasn't wasn't there a boxer that um. uh one day one of the his opponents oh. he put like a plastic no he put plaster. in oh he put plaster yeah and then after. he died of that yeah yeah. he took so much rounds that's crazy you. can't do that in any other sports too. yeah because boxing is literally. you can you're fighting each other.

exactly boxing boxing like when you. really look at it it's really is that. the only sport where it's technically. like. trying to kill somebody yeah. and ufc but like that's new yeah yeah. but boxing always been like that asian. ancient thing like it's never changed. yeah even just like real life gladiators. exactly it's just it just got worse but. even if you've seen those like i think. it's called street fight league where. it's like nothing you just have bare. knuckle yeah bear knuckle league you. just fight yeah yeah that's like kimbo. slice yeah that's how kimbo slice got in.

the ufc they they found him off there. yeah i know. i think i think um there's like a whole. there's like a whole like um culture of. different fighters just for that too oh. because yeah they have like their own. league and then they have like their own. culture like yo this guy's fighting this. they have their own conor mcgregor's fan. they have their own like really well all. street fighters. yeah you know a little cray cray. he's not filipino i think he's a. youtuber the youtuber yeah i think he i. think he might be thai or something oh. yeah he's like.

i don't know i don't know but yeah he's. one of the he's like yeah east asian fan. no way so he's actually in like he's. like a conor mcgregor in the league no. people know about him bro he's he's big. you're crazy. he said you're a [ __ ]. now he's gonna fight you now. carlos had your [ __ ]. i would spar though i was smart that. would be a really good fight yeah if i. would put like the tick tocks versus. youtubers that's a great that's a good. play that's a good player you have to. put me against like your brother no but. he if if his boxing fan lie he's.

probably out he's for sure. but i'm still riding with you still. but. i've been having these like these little. manifestations yeah first of the. oxford's one where we're gonna throw. like those big events yeah yeah i've. also had another one where it's like uh. it was probably just because i was in. the the mood of boxing but it was it. wasn't you fighting someone called me. out in the youtuber match yeah and then. you you you're they didn't want to fight. you because you're too big so you. trained me right so so i literally i. literally went in and i was getting i.

was getting. pop up every round until i got that. lucky shot and then and then everyone. like chair and use. stormed the ring and i was like let's go. i'd be the sickest coach. if i could be crazy like you would. because all i heard in the back was. liver shot liver shot and i did deliver. [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah oh you see and i. point at you. that'd be crazy crazy yeah i think. that's one of my dreams still i still. want to like corner man somebody you. know like a boxing fight or even just. like a.

kickboxing mma whatever have you coached. like if you went to tournaments have you. coached someone else. nah it's a crazy feeling fam really. because you want to fight like in your. body like you want to go out there. because you see there you see what they. don't yeah yeah but like at the end of. the day it's like they're not listening. to you it's [ __ ] crazy. i think what's so great about feeling. that is you get to see. how the outside doesn't see certain. things yeah or the inside doesn't see. through anything for real. it's like a different outlook right like. let's say you're going through a problem.

an issue even let's say you're going. through like a breakup yeah right people. can see from the outside what people. don't see on the inside and it's like. two separate games like this there could. be good advice but there could be bad. advice because you don't see what but. it's all good advice because even if. it's bad advice maybe something. underlying yeah might might come across. from that that's why that you always ask. your friends but you never listen yeah. no dead ass. you just get the outside okay this is. what the outside looks like bet yeah nah. for real still making an internal.

decision. but it's still good i think just just. getting information in general for sure. at least like educating yourself on the. situation is good yeah yeah for sure. because if you don't know what's going. on on the outside or how other people. see how are you going to know from the. outside yourself. that's true because you can see you can. see somebody else's relationship and. have your own judgments that's why they. say like you can see everything's wrong. with everybody else but not yourself but. not yourself yeah it takes a certain. person to realize i realize yeah because. because i can definitely say what i do.

wrong in life. you feel me and target that that thing. but i feel like a lot of you guys are. like oh remember when you're like oh. yeah you still dwell on the past like i. didn't notice that by myself because i. didn't want to believe it word yeah yeah. because i feel like i don't talk about. it a lot but you're like nah you. actually do i'm like oh do i. yeah i'm not gonna lie. no but there's certain things like i. wouldn't just like blatantly tell you. like out of your out of your own ego i. don't want to like destroy that that's. what i'm saying that's what i'm saying. no because i feel like there's certain.

people in your life if you hear. something from them it'd be like oh how. devastating. like i heard some some things from. certain people i hold high in my life. i'm like. nah if they said that [ __ ] to me i'd. probably like re-evaluate yeah but if we. store somebody else like in the comments. or that is whatever yeah that's true. that's true that's true wait so like who. who would be like one of those big. people like anybody of my family for. sure okay yeah anybody with my family. maybe somebody i look up to yeah joe. rogan's like yeah your podcast is. actually [ __ ]. no okay if it's something like if it's a. celebrity i wouldn't like give a [ __ ] no.

i don't really actually just randomly. message it yo fam you're actually a. copycat like like your content is [ __ ]. where you just i know you the whole. podcast is like you're just sitting. there like this. like carlos would come out a whole. different person nah i wouldn't i. wouldn't i saw him i showed him up i'll. show him. i saw i'd show him like i'm the best. podcaster in the world i told him that. yeah cause if bobby lee roasts me. because i know he's a community if i. ever get on his podcast he's definitely. gonna roast me i know i'm gonna sit like. at my house and be like damn i don't. know you gotta how are you gonna roast.

them back what are you gonna say what. are you saying i'm not giving it to. roast them back i'm just being like [ __ ]. man like i hate bobby lee now yo do you. hear about the drama though what what. drama you don't know about the bobby lee. drama oh bobby lee drama. yo you went back into rehab no bro whoa. bobby lee wait is he back in rehab right. now i think so i no i think he just came. get out got out oh what happened what. happened so you know how like kalila had. beef with um what if brendan shot. oh yeah what happened. yo so. the whole issue was uh brendan shot beef.

with bobby lee and kalila right yeah. yeah now. who came out the villain. bobby. no sharp right no kalila kalila came out. the villager what you do so check this. out fam what so. she ended up saying like they were in an. open relationship and it seemed like. bobby didn't want that and he's just. like compromising for her. no so. she was trying to make this whole big of. deal with the brandon issue right yeah.

but it turns out the who is the real. villain in the whole situation and all. the fans are like yo this is not right. and then they don't look at her the same. no more no nakalilah man. yeah that's crazy well who knows i don't. know the situation yeah like i'm not in. their shoes like what i was just saying. yeah so so what you're mostly telling me. is kala was. [ __ ] brandon schwab i don't know yeah. but but that's like i don't know. allegedly i don't even know that if. that's what happened but well i do know. is what happened is they were in a like.

an open relationship and bobby lee was. like picking guys for her but i don't. know if that's actually what he wanted. because it seems like that's what she. wanted. but i don't think bobby lee wanted that. word. damn bobby you're losing your girlfriend. because and then and then um if you if. you look at like really old episodes of. them together she like dropped subtle. hints like oh yeah you know bobby's a. cook but bobby's like he's like he's not. he's not he's like nah i could never do. that bro if i see if i see any.

buddy that i'm physically attracted to. kissing another person of him that's. wild. that's kind of why you think the open. relationship is is possible i think it's. possible it is possible it is possible i. feel like it was better now i was more. open to it now than before because back. then i was really insecure but now i was. like oh okay. it's it's whatever now you're filming. but i still wouldn't let that [ __ ]. happen like if you're mine you're mine. fan like yeah yeah yeah sorry. there's this i forgot who it was it's. like somebody on a podcast like if i'm. out on vacation and you cheat on me.

that's fine that's what he said this guy. said that but but when i get home and. you're still cheating then it's a. problem seeing that i heard that too it. was like it was like that thing it was. like oh if it's out the country you're. allowed to do it you're allowed to cheat. if it's out the country because you're. not there because you're not there you. feel me i don't know man that's just. loyalty though yeah but yeah loyalty. over every loyalty is right for love. yeah exactly loyalty is royalty shout. out trippy red facts bro tribute to that. yeah trippy that's a trippy red song. fell completely off no i like red did.

not fall out he's super smart because. he's the only one tapping into the newer. artist like faygo everyone like that you. know chippy red did not fall off he's. he's. for me for me personally he still makes. the same music though yeah but like it's. a dookie now. no maybe because your music taste has. changed that's why yeah he didn't fall. off for for his fans. you know i played uh uh the dominic. fight song that i put you on and then. the one i put you right yeah. and then they're like yo gavin you know. this song i was like hell yeah.

and guess who i told you i put. [Laughter]. that. okay is that's the guy from foreign. that that's one of my main active goals. now [ __ ] man to get on euphoria okay. go dude do scene right now ask for me go. okay you have to bully me though i feel. like i would perfectly be uh the person.

that they bully in you for you cause i'm. not i don't look badass right. so they gotta bully me all right let's. play a scene ready what's the situation. come up with a situation then okay so i. i um. i have some some money that you owe. where the [ __ ] is my money bro tell me. where the [ __ ] is my money wait where's. maddie i have to get i have to talk to. her are you [ __ ] stupid i have to. talk to her please don't touch me please. yeah you came on mad aggressive that's.

how you got a b for me like. you know what i just turned into i don't. know i don't know how he turned into top. boy but like everybody. maddie please save me. i feel like you could only play like a. dark person bro a dark person. like only like do you even play a hero i. can probably play anti-hero like a. deadpool type of thing a deadpool. actually no i can play i can play hero. yeah i feel like you can i can play hero. in the right context yeah but i feel.

like you're just you're just born to. play villains. like in every ad we've done looking like. um willem dafoe like. green goblin green goblin he plays that. role so well. yeah and i feel like he's great at. playing villains specifically if you're. born to play the villain then you're. born to play the villain who's another. villain like even um walking phoenix. there you go the joker yeah the joker is. good too. but that you just have to be a crazy. person to play it though. i feel like anyone can play the joke i.

feel like you could play the joke if you. if you tap into like some crazy like. spiritual [ __ ]. oh you mean like go insane yeah like. lily just go insane. that's what they said that happened to. you. she'll be the first asian joker. joker. i don't think we can do that.

oh you know one of the biggest selling. books is a tagalog like. do uh do tagalog with me books for kids. really yeah actually like on the. bookstore if you go in the library it's. one of like teach tagalog with me. really yes i mean in canada yeah yeah in. canada because philippines is the most. is i think the most are second most um. immigrants in the world hmm. really yeah canada has the most. we are we are pretty. we roll deep here yeah there's more. filipinos in canada. than philippines than anywhere else in.

the world wow yeah so it's philippines. and then canada. oh i believe i'm pretty sure that's what. it is yeah yeah yeah damn hella fam jams. yeah no but that's why there's such a. big culture that here yeah but even in. in the us it's crazy too like we have a. hell of a film if you don't fans of the. us see i don't have a lot of cousins in. the u.s that's crazy really why not i. don't know we just didn't immigrate. there. we just immigrated here fam i i heard. you know sophia she said she said she. was gonna go to australia. oh no i heard there's i didn't believe.

it at first there's a lot because i. thought australia was predominantly. white. no there's a lot of asians. because it's literally right under asia. really it's literally under asia bro. yeah somebody some of my friend was like. yo all the baddies just all the baddie. filipinos are all in australia right. even the austronesian people they look. like asian they look like um. like samoan you know polynesian word. yeah it's all pacific islander holy. smokes. yeah. yeah yeah look at look at like uh in new.

zealand too it's the same yeah i think. just the aborigines yeah right true my. friend told me this the dumbest [ __ ] he. was like yo you know the australian. accent. you know how they're like the down under. they're like the opposite of us yeah so. their accent is literally the inverted. way of how we speak english. word so you know how like in your camera. roll you can do the inverted colors yeah. so if you invert our english that's the. aussie aussie. that's what it becomes yo you know you.

know the the actual origin of australia. though right what no. obviously i wouldn't know that [ __ ]. check this out. so. long time ago yeah. the uk great britain right. they took all of their criminals. and dropped them off. in australia. oh so they were straight menaces down. there yeah holy so the original. bloodline of like first australians yeah. well not their aborigines but at least. like the settlers.

they're criminals damn yeah at one point. yeah so what they do like they just kept. them all i don't believe i don't know if. all of them i'm not sure all of them. because i don't want to generalize it. but i do know they they took a lot of. their their criminals and left them in. australia. yeah just dropped them off the settle. there yeah oh [ __ ] is that crazy so that. man do you know if australians are. really like aggressive i don't know i. don't know i can't i've never been and i. haven't. what if they just repopulated there and. all the the kids were just just straight.

up like criminals fam i don't think. that's what it is now fam like i love my. australians show me. these two aussies. no but um have you heard of have you. heard of the the finland theory the. finland theory no never heard about the. finland theory no no i haven't no. where's the finland so there's the. theory yeah that the country finland. is actually. made up and man-made. man-made it's made up isn't everything. like though like man-made though no.

listen listen listen okay okay so. the whole island mass itself yeah didn't. exist oh people said how was that. constructed constructed so check this. out okay all right. so in really really old maps yeah they. found that there was no finland. like the the island yeah there's no. finland there okay. the theory goes. that china and russia. to fish there. and get away with taxes yeah they would.

have to have a country to fish from but. actually it's just a big body of water. really yeah so. wait so it's kind of like a loophole for. them to get fish for very cheap yeah. yeah. so they they just randomly started. fishing at the island and they just. called it finland hold on is it finland. i'm pretty sure it's finland bro i just. want to okay let me fact check this. so check this out check this out yeah. so right here right here. so that's the original map so sweden. russia right and this big body of water.

right. they're saying they just dropped finland. right there. and that's why most of it is like lakes. and it just fit. yeah that's why most of it is lakes. don't kill me we love our finland people. too man the finland that's just a theory. though that's just a theory. who knows what if it's real yeah yeah. what's the real case oh yeah true. because you can make like your own. country in a sense could you yeah a lot. of people i think the the funniest ones. was um.

i don't know if you noticed in the. google maps they play trolls where it's. like they would make the kfc logo. in the google map like they would put it. on the google maps oh like from bird's. eye view yeah from bird's eye view so. you would see a kfc land so it would. just be random so you can definitely you. can definitely make your own land i. think there's some there's even some. like illuminati stuff oh yeah like. yeah yeah where they would black out the. countries. not even that what so hold on there's. this there's this place yeah i think.

it's in the uk. so there's this place called milton. keynes right i believe it's in the uk. let me just make sure yes it's in the uk. so there's a theory that milton keynes. was built by the freemasons the freedom. and the illuminati how so listen. so if you look at like a bird's eye view. of milton keynes the roads that. are on yeah and above and below it. are very suspicious.

why. so first of all. the actual. site of it yeah looks like the eye of. horus you know the egyptian. the egyptian eye yeah yeah yeah so. the road that milton keynes is on is. called mid-summer boulevard [ __ ]. right now the one above it is port way. drive i believe and the one below it is. child's way right yeah now what does. that all mean so. child sacrifice. to open the portal.

mid-summer what yeah. whoa. do you think they named that [ __ ]. purposely that's what they're saying. that's what they say. that's what they're saying. it's it's like a illuminati building. yeah like a freemason building and then. all of these because if you can name. street names yeah why not name it for. your purpose. that's true. oh if you're gonna name one what would. it be if you had three. three like working yeah and you had to. direct people to go to gold. and you only had three street names i'd.

probably just name it after like stupid. [ __ ] i like like really like toaster. strudel. like geodude. i would give hints. like oh yellow that way. or or a yellow way. okay if you could if you could name your. country will you david oh. probably did you know they were gonna. they were gonna rename the philippines. did you know that what they were gonna. rename the philippines maharlika. ew you hear about that.

yeah they're gonna rename it that not. gonna lie mahalika sounds sick though. i'm not gonna say ew. i think the the whole thinking around it. was philippines was named after king. philip of spain. so it wasn't really true philippines it. was a spain that actually named it. so there's people that do like the name. change there's people that don't want it.

because there's already an origin yeah. add all the rules you have to obey will. be your flag. oh it will probably be. oh it would be like a screenshot of me. like this. you know what i do you know what i do. you know the ai art generator oh my god.

i like take a picture of my belly button. and then make it like an ai art. generator and that would be fine and. then that [ __ ] like yo that's an amazing. flag yeah yeah that's my belly button. well i do never tell anybody that's crap. so wait so that's all ai i thought when. you first showed me you painted it no no. no it's like a ai generated art piece so. you you put a picture yeah right and. then you give a description sometimes. you don't even have to give a picture. you can just give a description of what. you want and we'll paint it that's like. every single one is one of one. you're an nft artist that's the easiest.

way to generate people yeah yeah yeah. you can name it like oh. um [ __ ] my ass. but no one will know what you're yeah no. he's gonna know enough. i think one of the fun i was trying to. prank everyone remember yeah i tried to. put like super suspects and then like yo. you like this you like this. everyone's like oh that's fire so i was. thinking what if i get like my own art. gallery oh and i put all these sauce. pictures oh my. god but it looks like fine art yo can we.

looks like fine art and i dress up like. a turtleneck and chill like oh my god. that would be the every time i'm like. super pretentious i'm like yo do you. like my art. they sell it for like fifty thousand. dollars see this over here i spent uh a. whopping 24 hours on this straight. straight people in the podcast are going. to know that's the problem. that's what you guys will know but you. guys are going to come out that'd be. crazy. that's like that's like um sweet life on. deck what you mean sweet life on deck. they did that in the episode you forgot. where zach painted [ __ ] oh no. i think i think london sneezed on a.

canvas no i remember london's these. london sneezes on our canvas and there's. so many then it went uh i think they. were trying hard to to make a good one. yeah yeah they couldn't make it mm-hmm. you know robin banks from toronto. oh yeah what happened so it was so funny. this is definitely not true. but i forgot this news this news station. yeah you know banksy the oh banksy the. artist yeah the like anonymous artist oh. um they say they say robin banks is.

banksy yeah. the artist yeah that's that's stupid. that's stupid i don't think they knew. who he was there was another one where. um did you see the mona lisa this this. week got uh caked yeah yeah yeah so. they're saying that they're like oh. banksy reveal. [Music]. i don't know why do people have like. such [ __ ] violent actions toward art. like i don't know what's the point i. think it's because it's the rich the. ritual and all the art oh so they don't. like it. nah because it's just all like a tax.

evasion. that's kind of weird though it's all tax. division like imagine going out your way. to disguise yourself as a as an old lady. jumping off randomly and having i don't. know how they let a guy with a cake in. there have you seen have you seen the. banks he sold his painting and then it. got chopped up in a in a in a grinder no. i think he got ripped up so there were. there was an auction yeah and there was. this painting of banksy's work. right. and it was in like this frame in close. frame yeah.

right when it sold i think it sold for. something like enormous amount of. millions yeah right when it sold it got. shredded. [ __ ] it got shredded it like something. happened trapdoor opens. yeah shredded true but it's probably. worth more now because that's a crazy. like yeah. no i think one of one of the coolest. ones i think jet reposted it too but. some guy in toronto made a key did you. see that a key so like he made a ring. for his brand and that ring opens you. know that um in the bus stops yeah yeah. the little like where you put that no.

way he put his own art that's korean and. you have to go around toronto and look. and open it that's imaginative holy [ __ ]. bro i wish i could who is this i don't. know but like to that guy who if if jet. watching that put that down below and. then we'll get crazy that's one of the. craziest like it's like literally like. like a treasure hunt like a treasure. hunt that's dope yeah. damn. i want to be like a anonymous artist too. that's what i'm saying but. i feel like if you're an anonymous. artist like yeah there's really no point.

why because like you're not making no. money no not just that like yeah what's. the point at the end of the day i feel. like you want to be known i feel like. you would want to be known if you're an. artist for sure for sure the whole my. whole life i wanted to be known as. something. and then boom i guess i guess i'm known. as the co-host do you feel me. no but um i had to i had a conversation. with sasha actually yeah because she. she has like a dilemma where she wants. to be an artist yeah but she doesn't. know she wants to be known. see do you think but do you think it's. possible in today's age to be.

discreet or be anonymous no i don't. think that's about that that's where. everyone fails. but then you have man's like marshmallow. yeah like a dj that's like masked no but. he's still known though as marshmallow. no but oh that's true. but it's not it's not like personal life. exactly if sasha put a mask on but she's. still putting her out out there yeah. that's better than not even putting her. face out there that'd be kind of crazy. exactly what kind of mask like just some. ugly is the ugliest thing ever.

like the ugliest thing ever it's got to. be like. something super contemporary yeah like. [ __ ] put like band-aids on your eyes. or something like that oh like the. band-aid artist yeah the band-aid artist. we're going off the fly. we're just chatting at this point we're. having a we're having a conversation all. right well ended there thank you. everyone for watching this episode of. the jumpers drum podcast make sure you. comment like subscribe make sure to. check out my other podcast ctm too. oxford is out for pre-order if you. haven't already. and go listen to apple spotify go give. us that five star rating we love you.

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