HACHISHAKUSAMA URBAN LEGEND, JUSTIN TRUDEAU THEORY, & AFTERLIFE/GUARDIAN ANGEL - JUMPERS JUMP EP. 22

[Music]. yo how have you been sleeping lately. found. bad caring my sleep schedule was so i. think last night i slept at like five. for no reason bro i got bro the best. texts are when you. 3am yo i got this crazy theory. hey when i text you you need to record. right away phil bro the theory i have is. going to be. we'll bring it up later and like bro. should i talk about it no no.

no no but but those those texts that i. get from you it's always like. 4 a.m yo yo so some guy on the discord i. was like he was like yo where's carlos. yeah yeah. and some other guy was like yo he's. probably on wikihow a wiki. or youtube searching up theories and. [ __ ] that's that's really my whole night. like i feel like i just waste my night. either watching movies or just like. researching [ __ ] for no reason. but at the same time it's productive. kinda yeah you could this is. this is what you do for a living so boom. you you come on whatever you feel like.

yo it's not healthy found because. i feel my body like low-key. deteriorating stuff really. like i can feel myself like not enough. energy throughout throughout the day and. [ __ ]. when do you sleep when you wake up on a. regular day i'll sleep at three. three that's a regular though yeah and. then sometimes it will be like. five for no reason bro holy [ __ ] for no. reason. but i think what it is is remember when. we we did like the the editing and [ __ ]. yeah those nights where i had to record. or like edit every single one back to. back back to back. um i would sleep like five and i think.

that's. that's what made the routine yeah i. think it's just routine right you know. it's that's all routine fam. it's like body clock yeah if you want to. reset it there's a good trick that i. learned from someone. you just you just body it throughout the. whole day stay awake stay awake but then. at one time i don't think i could do. that. i know i tried it fam but i take naps. and then when i wake up i'm like. here here we go again here yeah because. when i take a nap yo. i'll try and sleep early and then i'll. wake up at two yeah and then i can't. sleep the rest of the day and i'm like. oh man so it's worse it's worse bro.

today i woke up. i slept at like six and then i woke up. at like ten. you know and then i took a nap like i. wanted to body it so bad yeah. i ate breakfast and coffee mm-hmm bro i. don't know why but. coffee makes me sleep i i feel that too. but i think it's i think it's. just it just stimulates it you know work. it just makes your brain feel weird. fam cause i know i know like the sleep. comas right have you had a really bad. sleep coma. like like your food after food like just. kay nah. i i think nah nah i never had something.

in the desktop. after like any buffet i'm knocked out in. the car fam. like on the drive back yo you know if. you if you eat cheese before you go to. sleep. you'll lucid dream no yeah that's that's. like that's like one of the that's one. of the steps you should you should take. if you want to lose a dream no. like there's certain cheeses it's like. it's it's like [ __ ] weed fam like. there's different strains of cheeses. for different type of dreams what yeah i. think lucid. yeah some [ __ ] nah i think it was like i.

think it was like um. cheddar gives you the lucid dreams like. happy yeah and then something else i. think. it might be swiss yeah gives you like. gives you like scary nightmares bro. yeah swiss cheese some [ __ ] like that i. remember seeing a tic tac on it. bro i seen that you in a lucid dream. don't dream about some. you killing someone why because it like. you actually might convince yourself to. go out and do it like in real life. yo that's [ __ ] crazy you said that. because why why no the dream i had last.

night was like i murdered somebody. what like yeah i don't know who i don't. know who. yeah it's so random it's not real yeah. and i mean it's just a dream but like. [ __ ] it happened and then i woke up i'm. like damn that's kind of disturbing. like i did that in my dream yeah bro. i'mma tell you another dream i had. yeah all right so it was bro i don't. know why you keep appearing in my dreams. why. it's me you and and sharon always yeah. so so we were chilling in the house. again. just randomly boom armed robbers come in.

take us all put us in the back of a. truck oh my god bro there's some fbi. [ __ ]. there where they're like mouthing and. yeah yeah and then we help we kind of. help each other. because we have our hands tied behind. our back yeah we help each other get out. sharon gets out first everyone gets out. first boom we kick out the. we kick out the door gun fight starts. let's go. crazy fam and then and then what happens. next is like um. they capture us again put us on um they. tie us to three chairs.

put this above lava lava yeah. and then like there's some james bonds. here bro i swear to god. and then there was this big lava pit. yeah they cut it boom we all f. we fall and die i wake up what i'm like. holy [ __ ]. were you eating like cheese bro no i i. ate a uh. uh salami sandwich with some type of. cheese in it before oh see that's why. which is crazy that you said that. that's why because whenever i eat pizza. or whenever i eat like mac and cheese or. something which cheese in it. i'll always have like a weird dream see.

like that might not be lucid but it'll. be weird. yeah it was swiss cheese that i ate so. don't if you want a really [ __ ] up. dream. go eat swiss cheese i think i think it. was uh what's his name houdini. like like the the magician yeah i think. he's the one that found out if you eat. cheese. you lucid you i think i think and then. he used to. also eat like fish heads so take this in. i think his name's henry houdini right. yeah so henry houdini. used to take like the fish head of a. certain fish. and when you eat it it like makes you.

high what yeah apparently. it's laced with something no no like. it's natural it'll naturally like make. you high. yeah i didn't know that so man's like. eating fish heads. this is like shakespeare era though yeah. like back in the day [ __ ]. so maybe the uncles the uncles at the. parties you know that take the fisheye. and [ __ ]. and just eat it we get high you feel me. well i don't know that's crazy yo i have. a funny story about like a filipino. party sorry. i don't know why but i i drank like a. chocolate milk.

yeah at this filipino party right okay. and after this was like when i was young. i think i was like 10 years old right. yeah i drank it. and bro i felt like euphoric. i felt like tired but i wasn't tired. from a child from a talk. from a chocolate milk and i don't know. why i'm trying to remember i had those. what was that the ones were like. that's quick no it was like it was like. the card in chocolate milk. so that's why i saw some like there's no. way there's no way. and it's a family party too it's not.

like someone's gonna put it might have. just been me like being tired or. i don't know maybe like hormones or. something [ __ ] you were sipping on that. [ __ ] like lemonade. nah bro i'm telling you like i feel like. maybe back. i didn't understand what it was but. maybe i was like drunk maybe there was. like. but i would have tasted the alcohol. that's the thing yeah i don't know what. it is still. that's probably on you bro you're. drinking some lace chocolate milk. it's like edible chocolate milk yeah. yeah yeah some thc and that. yeah bro oh i got a story because i'm i. in those filipino parties right yeah.

there's always this uncle with those. those crazy ass stories so so i remember. um. the white lady that i told him the other. story so this is what happened. some other person in the uk this is. totally completely different story. but some person that went to the uk. recently he said he saw the white lady. really and he was in a farm oh [ __ ] and. then it disappeared. and wait what happened like he just he. just saw it and he messaged me. like right right away yeah like right. away so this is a live thing this is. like going on right now this is.

international. but there's also one that i read about. it's um uh hachi sukusama what is that. so there's this um uh it's kind of like. the white lady but it's like a eight. foot japanese slender man that's what. they call it a slenderman. yeah oh [ __ ] maybe that's where i came. from duck kids. yeah so there's this uh person uh who. told the story i'ma tell her for her. okay. so so she was in in her backyard right. just plain normal right yeah in japan. so there was this bush that was like. eight feet tall. and some lady came up uh and and like.

peeked at her over the eight foot saw. things. with the ape and she was like she was. like bro there's no way is she on stilts. because this shit's high as hell. yeah you feel me so she goes and and she. peeks over and says. boom boom boom and leaves what the [ __ ]. right. so so like shorty's like what what is. going on yeah so she goes in and tells. her grandma and grandpa who are just. eating dinner. they don't care what she's saying until. until she says but she made this noise. boo boo right yeah yeah and grandma and. grandpa were like.

we know who that is what they know they. know and sh. the theory is that if you see hachi suku. sama that means in a couple days. you're dead oh abducted so what they did. was they put her in. her own room right yeah newspaper cover. up everything [ __ ]. salt in the corner so so she can't reach. her. um and she said whatever you do just. stay in this room i said this is what. happened. okay so the whole night goes by nothing. happens. yeah she hears a knock on the door and. it's like the grandpa.

is the grandpa saying oh i heard you're. lonely can i come in and accompany you. if you're lonely. yeah she goes to the door fam she looks. around and all the salt. is black oh and all she hears is. what though she runs back and starts. praying family. you swear to god she runs back and. starts praying and then the morning. reaches and she like. hugs her grandpa yeah and then they they. take a trip out of japan. gone damn that's [ __ ] that's the story. of hachi suck osama that's crazy bro.

so if you're in japan not even japan. philippines everywhere's cursed. [ __ ] bro yo do you think cause you know. how they say. a lot of a lot of ghosts a lot of like. spirits that. that come in contact with with people. they're just like. lost souls like they need to they need. something to to bring them. to their like peace to make them at. peace yeah low-key because. i heard that um like ghosts are in like. the. uh a plane in between like living and. like the next. it's like purgatory a lot yeah yeah.

because like some type of tragedy right. so so i think um do you think that. that's what purgatory is like 70. i believe that [ __ ] yeah but there's. some there's some scientist that says um. uh there's earth there's like ghosts on. this earth but they don't know they're. dead. oh [ __ ] yeah that's why and then they. only they only go to the places. that like please them during their real. life that's why they're always there. like parks you know whoa. like you feel you feel like comfy at a. park that's why they're always there. yeah you get that that makes sense then. yeah but like. i always think let's say let's say.

there's um there's someone haunting the. house like. a house right yeah yeah i would always. think they're probably they probably. need. somebody's help that's why that's why. they're haunting it. because they're trying to they're trying. to reach like peace or they're trying to. like. get out of purgatory or something so. they're looking for someone like you to. like. grab onto and then like help them get. out you know what i mean. because put it into your perspective. right let's say let's say you were the. ghost yeah and then you're trapped. and then like you don't know where to go. you don't know where you are i mean.

you're gonna wanna like reach out to. somebody yeah that can understand you or. hear you. so maybe maybe it's a misunderstanding. they're not actually trying to scare you. they're actually trying to ask for your. help type [ __ ]. holy so like there might be a ghost. right here trying to tap me. like please help me because there's um. there's um. psychics psychics yeah that actually can. communicate with these spirits. and they tell them they're dead so when. they tell them they're dead fam. boom they move on to the next stage. which is which is like you're you're.

good. yeah yeah yo what do you think happens. bro what do you think happens after. i don't know bro like what do you expect. to see it's hard to say like. it's obviously like i'm big used. question but like yeah what do you think. i just see [ __ ]. clouds and i'm up there with with some. relatives you know. all white what do you what do you think. do you think it's gonna be like this. like i can communicate to you like this. or do you think it's gonna be like a. different. a different like telepathy or something. i think it's going to be telepathy type. [ __ ]. what do you think you'll turn off your.

phone fam. yeah what do you think you'd be like. what do you mean by telepathy like okay. we're not even talking we're just. spiritually. yo because look look because in a sense. talking is kind of weird right. yeah because it's not it's not like uh. it's not like a is it a spiritual thing. no it's just like a scientist cause. because animals communicate right yeah. like a bunny can communicate to another. bunny but we don't understand what the. [ __ ] they're saying. i mean so i would i would just assume. when we reach like whatever.

the next destination is we're not going. to be talking english. you think we're talking latin because. maybe yo because my dad came up to me. and he's like why do they talk. latin like what's the reason for that. like why why do. every like all the dead spirits talk. latin i don't know that's a good. question that's a good question i wanted. to search up by i found no results. it definitely has something to do with. um with christianity with catholicism. word because the original like scripture. was in latin like everything was. translated from latin yeah right that. could come from it too yo do you hear.

about like um. when when really religious people like. they get really deep into their prayer. i'm pretty sure in a lot of like um. in a lot of christian churches they do. this they'll start speaking tongues you. ever heard of that bro. so they'll get really really deep into. prayer yeah and then. they start speaking like gibberish like. they'll start speaking. quote-unquote tongues where it doesn't. make sense but. it's like they're communicating with god. that's how they say they're. communicating with god they'll be like.

like you don't even understand what. they're saying bro yeah okay yeah i i. swear i've seen documentaries and [ __ ]. like that. but like a man's just speaking like i. don't know what the hell they're. speaking bro i take this in so. my cousin's my cousin's boyfriend before. right yeah apparently she went to like. um. to visit his family yeah and then they. did this. they did like a prayer and they got. really deep into their prayer and then. they started communicating to each other. in tongues. and then she said she said she felt.

herself like. it's coming up it's like like she can. start saying it but she was too scared. to try. no yeah what if she just started opening. her mouth doing it too yeah. oh my god yo have you heard those. stories in churches where like um. like the priest would say something and. then there would be like a crazy guy in. the church like. i feel it you feel me. that's like in simpsons bro you got that. from a sentence episode.

like i feel the power you know but yeah. that's crazy. no i also heard that um if you're a good. person on earth right mm-hmm. and then you go into uh when you die and. you have good karma. yeah like when you're buried down and. your grave your grave kind of expands. and that's what. heaven becomes wait what if you if you. um. if you stay like if you a bad person in. this life it'll shrink. and you'll just go down but if you're a. good person. opens up and you're about to go to. heaven fam in your grave. in your grave your grave expands well.

why would that. why would that have to do with like. heaven though because i thought i. thought like if you die. it doesn't matter your body's there but. that all the physical [ __ ] doesn't. matter. that's what i think you know i mean yeah. like to me to me. when you die like this body like me even. speaking english. is my body you know i mean it's not like. it's not it's not. soul i don't i don't i wouldn't attach. that to soul yeah you know. like what would you attach your soul. like would you say would you say your. personality is your soul.

like i don't even know because that. that's a learnt itself yeah i don't. my soul is my soul that's it like. i don't know i'm gonna blow your mind. right now i'm over your mind so so take. this in right. so you like you like basketball you like. clothing this one. those are all personality traits. personality traits like things you. interest you like. right now would you say is there an. attachment to like let's say. maybe there is passion and soul do you. think there's attachment there or a. connection somewhere. passion and soul like let's say you have. a passion for something you're like a.

boxer. you think that's attached to your soul. like when you go to heaven like you. still have that trait of a boxer. or is it is it completely separate your. soul is your soul. and whenever like let's say it takes on. your body. yeah all of this physical is all of. those like personal. interests and [ __ ] but it's separated. from your soul when you go out there. yeah no it oh [ __ ] that's kind of it's. like it's like my. it's like weird to think about right. it's weird to think about because all we. know is this all we know is basically. because like yeah if you do go up to.

heaven you do you still like. like the [ __ ] you like on down here on. earth that's what i'm saying so. that's what i'm saying oh [ __ ] it's. crazy right it's crazy what do you think. you think that if you go up to heaven. you'll still like all these shoes and. [ __ ] and you'll tell everyone up no. okay here's what i think here's what i. think right i think. whether it be like um let's say we all. have a calling. this is what i think i don't know if. this is true but let's say we all have a. calling we all have like. a goal we're supposed to we're supposed. to complete pursue right.

i think our goal here. translates to up there so like. your purpose whether you completed your. purpose or not will translate to like. your afterlife. i feel like i don't know i don't know if. that makes sense i don't know if that. makes sense but to me it does. because let's say let's say your goal on. earth was to inspire other people. yeah and then you're going to be up. there and you'll be relaxed because. you did your job or some [ __ ] oh oh it's. like a job complete.

yeah you you can you have access to. thing now cause you did you did your. goal you did what you're supposed to do. what if you don't complete your goal. what happens then i don't know maybe. okay this will also i think right. this is also just like my thinking if. if we do die and then we go up there. right and we come quote-unquote like. angel i think maybe. we can we can kind of control people's. pathways also. oh i don't believe in that [ __ ] you. don't believe in that nah so let's say. let's say let's say. i have like ancestors up there looking.

down at me and then they're like. putting things into position oh okay no. oh now that you say that because loki i. always like yo even though. like these things are are given to me. because god and my my grandma are up. there watching over. you know and putting the pieces together. so i can fulfill this. so well that's so [ __ ] that you said. that because yeah. because i think not only is it god but i. think it's also. the angels yeah that's all that's my. personal belief is like.

in you know the term guardian angel. right. i believe like truly whether it's more. than one or just one. there's angels that watch over you and. then like put things into position okay. or or guide you into like certain paths. and [ __ ] okay. i got something so you said you're um oh. no. you're uh is the entrepreneur uncle. is he still alive oh my my lola yeah no. you passed away long time. or long time so maybe he like he's. putting [ __ ]. for you and you're taking this you know.

how you're taking this entrepreneurial. path. bro i'm gonna tell you something bro i. don't know if i said this before my. great. grandfather on my dad's side i talked. about before he was the boxer yeah and. he was an entrepreneur he passed away. right yeah he passed away. and my dad i mean my mom's dad. so my grandpa right my lolo he was also. an entrepreneur. yeah like like a really good one and he. passed away also. so maybe maybe just so maybe like. they're watching over me and then. they're giving me ideas they're yeah.

they're manipulating like. me to do better or they're trying to. like show me things. yeah what they couldn't do now is. they're putting upon you. yeah so you're they're kind of leading. you in that right maybe maybe it's it's. a dope way to think about it right. way to look at it but it's sad bro yeah. cause it's like bro like. even though when i was doing my um i was. kind of sad because you know when those. ones is like. uh god why me why are you taking away. why are we taking away people right. but then it's like bro they took uh mine.

that was my number one supporter right. my grandma. whatever i did boom boom boom she was on. board yeah right my number one. not even my parents believed in that. none of my friends like. truly believed but then but then god. took her away but um. but i'm glad that she's up there with. him because now she's probably like. guiding. uh she's actually watching me everyday. type [ __ ] that's that's how i feel about. it. i i tru like i truly believe somehow. our past relatives or like people we. knew before can still contact us 100. i feel like yeah whether that be in.

in in the in the viewers like an angel. or guardian angel. or even just like a voice that comes. back in your head. some [ __ ] like yeah i mean there's. always a voice on my head low key. like i get those like hey or some [ __ ]. like i'm like what the [ __ ]. yeah yeah no it's crazy yeah okay yo. let's say let's say. you pass away right yeah would you wanna. would you wanna reincarnate or would you. wanna be like an angel guardian angel. that watches over somebody oh that's a. good question. i would i would be a guardian angel that.

watches over somebody for sure. me too yeah because i feel like i'm. gonna just do a good deed for someone. else while i don't. i i did my part i lived this life before. me i have this knowledge. let me guide someone else who needs it. yeah you feel me how are you i feel like. yo you know what also bugs me too it's. it like i always think about. how how long how long have our souls. lived. because let's say let's say [ __ ] it's. hard to think about bro are you saying. that like um. our soldiers are getting passed and this. is like this one soul like that has.

lived. from 118 bc type [ __ ] okay i'm gonna. tell you something bro i'm gonna tell. you something. so i think there's this monk and then he. told this story how. how he was meditating and then he he met. somebody in his in his meditation. that he's known for like thousands and. thousands of like years and [ __ ]. so i'm just wondering let's say this is. true let's say let's say our souls. have lived like way longer than we think. because what we think right now is what. we only live for. 21 years old yeah i mean we're 21 years.

old yeah right. so what if our souls actually been. through a lot more. we just don't know and maybe not even on. this world bro what do you mean. what do you mean not how does the world. right not on this world maybe like a. different plane. no okay here let's say there's other. planets oh okay so they're. i'm [ __ ] right now my soul is like a. guy from mars no. bro okay yo this is a new theory this is. a new theory just now this is a new. thing just now. you know how okay let's say there's. other planets just like earth right. just like earth yeah with different.

people blah blah and we're like. thousands of galaxies away but we all. exist on the same universe right. yeah does that mean do we all go to the. same heaven because it's the same plane. it's the same. it's the same what do you call it like. dimension yeah. so that being said let's say. you died on earth and then reincarnation. happens. and you end up on another planet yeah. and the reincarnation happens you end up. on another planet. so what if our souls live thousands of. years but maybe not on this earth. but something similar okay yeah i kind.

of believe that because i think we are. all on the same plane. yeah you know how you you can rise from. another plane to another plane just. progression or something like that yeah. yeah yeah so i kind of believe that. until you get to the highest state. where that's kind of like yeah what do. you think that is bro i don't know bro. like we haven't. i don't know it's it like this is like a. new talk we haven't like dug into this. [ __ ] yeah but when we do it's like. mind-blowing. yeah i don't know bruh because because. it's it's so true right it's so true. like. if if if you died on on the moon yeah.

you would still go to the same heaven no. i mean is there one heaven that's that's. up to what you believe type [ __ ]. but i don't think it would change on. depending on what planet you go oh no i. don't think so. i don't think so right yeah so. guaranteed like. okay it's not guaranteed but almost 90. percent there's other. other earths or like other planets with. people like us. oh so what i'm saying those type of. people probably have. similar experiences or similar type of. life. and maybe when we reincarnate we might.

not reincarnate on the same earth. it's crazy like this is like crazy to me. too oh it is fam. like there's some deep thinking yeah. holy smokes. right yeah cuz i bro we could we think. this is normal. yeah on another planet they're living a. completely different. exactly yeah bro yo oh my god this i'm. like rick and morty [ __ ] though you know. yeah why do you always bring it back to. rick and morty fam it's not like that. no if you watch it you'll understand. what i mean because they're.

like you know how there's a multiverse. blah blah blah bro not even multiverse. because there's going to be other. planets. and maybe some of those planets have. people that look just like us. were you talking about some beacon some. beacon in um the pyramids one time and. josh. and josh's episode yeah you think um so. what did you say about that again. so over over time the earth's. plates move yeah and then let's say the. pyramid was built here on this. coordinate. right over time the earth's plates moved. so the pyramid moved place. yeah so let's say the pyramid was a.

beacon to whatever. aliens blah blah yeah the conspiracy is. that beacon has moved so maybe it can't. be accessed anymore unless it's in place. i heard this too what if because the. beacon might be so. deep under yeah and that light that you. said right that shoots up. yeah that the alien light does it. doesn't appear like to the naked eye. because the naked eye can only see like. some hc of light. yeah so maybe that that light is just. completely like. it's blind to us we can't see it yeah.

but there is a beacon there. the whole time but that beacon can't be. can't be used anymore because. the shit's moved like the the earth the. earth's content moves. oh okay oh like that like you know the. marianas trench get gets wider yeah yeah. like even though it's like the biggest. no it it gets it gets wider because the. earth's plates move over years. because i feel like i forgot exactly the. the um the measurement. but they measured it like four years ago. to now. and it's bigger where yeah oh [ __ ] even. even the distance to like uh [ __ ].

like certain countries like islands and. [ __ ] it. it moved it moved because the earth's. plates moved. over thousands of years that's real [ __ ]. that's not like i didn't pull that out. of my ass that's a real [ __ ] yeah yeah. no i get that but no maybe maybe those. aliens bruh like even though we think. they're in earth. they're chilling marianne is trans down. under cuz we don't know what the [ __ ] is. down under marion's trench yeah we're. all we're all we're doing is research on. nasa as the earth. and the moon bro the [ __ ] moon still. bothers me like. why have what's on the moon now you know.

i mean what is on there. and why haven't gone up there even. though we have we have technology right. yeah for that because you know like. going back to what i said before like. if you die on the moon yeah yeah if you. if you die on the moon. then you go to like you'll you'll be. able to go to the same heaven if there's. a heaven if there's whatever. afterlife right yeah i mean it's all up. there so. i don't know but they're all i remember. there was another since you brought up. ghost there was another ghost story. that um my uncle told me so he was. driving late at night right i think in.

the philippines. and he was at a stoplight yeah right and. there was um. a grandma that came up to his car. knocked on the window. he turned to his left eight foot guy. knocked on his window. oh promise you fam he's waiting for the. light to turn green when he does fam. gas is it what do you think that is. ghost fan. i don't know exactly bro maybe it's just. the. the hitchhikers this is some guy like.

that got dropped to the d league. looking for. [Music]. that guy on joe rogan's podcast the the. asian guy the asian guy um. something challenging david troy david. yo he has some good hitchhiking stories. bro he's crazy. would you do that would you ever be a. hitchhiker loki when i get old i'm. less [ __ ] hitchhike i don't want to. do it why i'm too scared still. i feel like you can not like that's an. experience like you can learn and talk. to a lot of people. i feel like for me personally i don't i.

don't have enough trust in society to. hate like. really not anymore like maybe maybe like. in in my. in my perspective when i was younger. yeah like i believe oh everybody's so. nice everybody's like. working working for everybody right. everybody's working together. but now i kind of lost like the faith in. society where. everyone's going to be good damn or. treat you like the best. yeah cause like look at the world now. i'm not trying to be like a downer but. like. you know what i mean reality yeah like.

there's definitely good people in the. world. 100 there's good people in the world and. i hope there's more good people than. worse people. but also i don't want to take that risk. of some [ __ ] could go happen. like go down yeah maybe i haven't been. backstabbed enough loki because i still. have that trust in the world i'm like. okay yeah he's probably cool. obviously i have my guard up so but if i. do go hitchhiking. i'm definitely bringing like a knife on. me no but i think i think i'm like that. because i watch hella freaking. like the kidnapper movies and [ __ ] you.

watch too much um horror mysteries. yeah things like that like murder. mysteries and [ __ ] oh murderers cause. bro. if you're hitchhiking right yeah that. person knows like nobody's looking for. you because you're hitchhiking yeah. if if you're like a psychopath murderer. blah blah. and you see that that's like opportunity. and i mean they see that as like oh i. just found like money on the ground. oh that is type [ __ ] if they're sick in. the mind you know. and it could be anyone it could be like. someone who looks totally innocent like. me and you. and then boom that might just be like.

yeah they might just be like [ __ ]. like [ __ ] up in the head like you. don't know. but when you escape that's a sick story. to tell you feel me. okay but you don't want to be that. physician dog that's sick like you have. to kind of i don't know like that's. that's a good story to tell. if you go out like that you go out like. that bro like it is what it is you lived. your life. okay for me though like there's no point. i just want yo in this life fam i just. want to talk to as many people. like have conversations with as many. people as they can just like bill gates. he doesn't ride first class he he writes. he rides economy so he can talk to. people like that's what i'm trying to be.

yeah but i wouldn't hitchhike i would. hitchhike bro really yeah. damn you're you're brave you're brave. stuff i don't know it's just i. it's a person fam mm-hmm so yeah i know. bro. i just i just can't start watching those. those murder mysteries before i go on. that [ __ ]. yeah or i'll say i'll vlog it so if you. see like uh one two three. vlog number one two three and then. there's no who's that guy um ice. poseidon. oh he like live streams his whole day. bro. he gets like like [ __ ] abused and. [ __ ] on live stream like he gets punched.

by people. oh really because he gets annoying he'll. go up to like convenience store guys. yeah. like yo like you're fat and [ __ ] boom. guess what really i haven't. i haven't seen [ __ ] like 100 i've seen. this one where um is this guy pretending. he was a mafia boss. he made him like leave the restaurant oh. my god yeah that was ice besided yeah. he's like yes sir yes sir yeah he's like. i got i got calls my phone you gotta. leave right now. blowing me up like that ass i'm with the. mob. get your ass out of here but like i. don't think the mafia would expose. himself to a cat yeah that wasn't that.

wasn't. he was just pretending yeah that's funny. though like he actually took orders. i know no but if you're in that position. oh yeah i'd be gone still i wouldn't. take chances. you know those situations when you're in. like um you find a briefcase right yeah. and then your. of the phone rings oh if you don't. return this you can either keep the. money but we're gonna get on your ass. or you can return it what are you doing. damn i'm gonna i'm gonna listen still. you're listening i'm gonna listen this. is what i'm gonna do i'm gonna take. first flight out and i'm going to like. hawaii now they're finding you still oh.

they won't they're going to find you. because i'm doing that i'm doing that um. [ __ ] to change my face you know when the. tyler the creator. oh that boy who it is. in the street like that you know i guess. so i'm gonna have a million dollars. you smell me okay okay. let's say let's say you found like a. briefcase worth of two million dollars. all right what are you gonna do bro. first you just found that [ __ ] you just. found that [ __ ] on the ground. like no details no nothing yeah what are. you doing since i didn't work for that.

money. i think i'm uh i'mma buy [ __ ] just like. a house a car. because if i did work for that money i. would probably put in investments but. since i didn't i. might just blow it but half of it i. think uh actually yeah like 50 25. i'm gonna give it to some type of. charity yeah actually how are you well. the moment i pick up that bag. like me looking over my shoulder oh word. because you don't know where the [ __ ]. that money came from dirty money fam. that's facts. i mean because that could have been from. like a bank robbery. yeah that could have been from like a.

drug deal like who's carrying that much. cash a stripper. nah nah i mean yeah. that's true bro yo have you seen those. um. those ones where they they print out. money and [ __ ] yeah those documentaries. with it. so they like print out money they iron. it they do all that they counterfeit. money and then yo. how they ship it off oh they're about to. go after me because i'm about to snitch. but it's. on a documentary yeah so they like cut. they cut thinly of. pages of a book and then they slipped. the money in it so when they changed oh. they put it in the book. they put it in the in the like the notes.

of the book oh [ __ ] yeah. so when when the cops go like oh it's. just a book go on go on damn so. it's like in between pages fun. like some real el chapo that's smart. that's so smart. i remember i used to do that when i was. a kid i used to like you know when you. cut like a. like a square in it and then you can. hide stuff in a book oh yeah yeah i used. to do that too i used to do that i used. to put like rocks and [ __ ] in there yeah. you know how i know [ __ ] harry potter. there was like a. bookshelf and then like they would pull. a book and then like it would open.

oh like the like the hidden room and. [ __ ] i had like i had a little bookshelf. yeah and then i made a fort so whenever. you like pull it. i would be like my fort like you would. just pretend it worked. and then like oh yes i mean i had. moments like that. oh my god bro you you almost got bit by. a spider. bro like dog how you telling me yo did. you ever really. like talk to yourself when you're a kid. oh all the time yeah i was my like best. friend. yeah how about you my my cousins used to. make fun of me because i used to talk to. myself bro i. the the ones who talk to themselves loki.

the most creative because like. have you ever heard of like a uh. creative that that was actually the. [ __ ] normal no. like most of them are insane not insane. but like nah but like they have to. yeah actually not you're right like they. think a little bit weird do you know the. guy who does the scribbles. who just who just goes and oh i'm a draw. cat and this will lead to a a. house and then this would lead to a. problem oh yeah yeah yeah he probably. produces the best art. and he's kind of like crazy because a. little bit yeah. yeah i think that's true actually. because when i was like.

when i was a kid i used to i used to. like action figures and like talk to. myself. i make like a whole like scene yeah same. just like talking to myself and [ __ ]. yeah same. i would use have [ __ ] uh ken i. remember having ken and like. some other shorty i'm like i'm taking on. a date. are you playing with dolls bro i don't. know i had a little sister so that was. in my. vicinity you feel me so laughs. i also had the gi joe to. i used to do like swat team [ __ ] i used. to put like.

i used to put like one guys like like in. a chair hostage yeah. and then like i put like spider-man and. iron man and like saving the guy. no that's sick that's all something that. you would do maybe that's going to. translate to when i'm older and i make. movies and i look back on that. my mom actually has a video of me like. my first ever movie i made with like. action figures really like and i was. talking to you i'm like alright this was. not happening blah blah blah yeah. yeah yo some a lot of the stuff that you. we like now just. stems from kids so whatever's put in. front of us that's what you like so yeah.

no that's facts were you even like put. on shoes as a kid or like. anybody about streetwear because you. have a lot of shoes now do you know what. that's them from now they came from my. cousin because my cousin was really into. sneakers yeah and then i just. want to be like him you know because. she's like my big brother. yeah so you always look up to your big. brother so trying to be like them yeah. but art but art and [ __ ] like even back. then i had i made stop motion with legos. yeah so even that creative side of me is. like now you homie yeah. i can come up with [ __ ] on the spot. that's good like a movie scene yeah bro. i. have a funny story so i go so in grade.

two remember in like valentine's day you. make those art [ __ ]. where uh you pick like a card with a. heart and stuff bro i don't know what. the [ __ ] was wrong with me but yeah. i didn't i didn't want to make like the. heart one i made like. a skull oh you're weird bro. so they used like red and pink paper and. they made like a heart that's like a. i don't know how to explain it it's like. a half and half so pink one side's pink. one size of red yeah i don't know why i. did this. looking back i'm like damn it's kind of.

dark but i made like a skull. out of white and black it was dope. though it was so dope that's the thing. it was saying like it was too like. creative like everyone making just. harder no bro and then here's the thing. so. so we would have like the whole wall. full of like the valentine's day and. then there's just mine with a skull. no this is a true story like i wish i. could take a pic of it you're that. you're that kid huh god fam like dead. ass. like looking back i'm like that was. pretty weird yeah like i'm surprised i. did that well what came up you remember. i might just do a skull or i don't know.

i don't know i just wanted to do it and. like. because i like the concept of the half. and half i'm like a heart and i'm like. uh. i didn't really like hearts yeah you. made a skull you were edward scissors. hands and you're just going. yeah just became a skull i don't know. bro it was weird and you know what else. like yeah whenever we would have like. art projects like that. like for example we had like a a. jack-o-lantern one right yeah. and then you know how like the teacher. gives you like a template yeah yeah and. then you have to copy the template and. and then you put it on the wall.

everybody's looks the same. yeah i've never used the template i i. made like my own like jack-o'-lantern. face. and i think maybe that's why my teacher. allowed it because she saw like i was i. was being creative you know. i think maybe that's why she loved it. looking back nah i feel like yo we were. always like the outliers because even. that too. uh the valentine's day cards yeah i used. to do um i used to be so creative i made. like pop-up shits. so when you open the card yeah yeah it. would pop out oh that's though and i'll. be like. i don't know this just came to my mind. yeah and they were asking me like yo how. like where the [ __ ] you come from i.

don't know put that [ __ ] together. yeah everyone's just making uh 2d models. of a heart like are you boring fam. no but i think because when you're a kid. too it's not like. it's not like you're trying to prove. nothing you're trying to do for yourself. you know what i mean. like you you're just whatever's in your. head you just put out there bro i had. this. grade a teacher yeah who tried to get. that creative. aspect of us like really he tried to. kill it wow. he said um if you're if you guys are. still drawing or. coloring inside the lines and [ __ ] by. the end of the semester i failed my job.

really yeah damn he just wanted to. complete but all the time i kept doing. it i just kept drawing and [ __ ]. yeah he would fail me but [ __ ] it damn. what the that's me. yo um i remember in grade four. no was it grade three shout out miss j. so i had this teacher. yeah we would you know how we used to do. like journals and stories and stuff. yeah like you you write your own kind of. like story okay yeah so i remember i. wrote this story. and she was so like mesmerized by it she. she kept it she like wrote she rewrote. it herself oh.

and i guess it was a really good story. so here's here's what the story was yeah. keep in mind grade three all right keep. my grade three so. the story was it was like this spartan. you know what a spartan is yeah like 300. this spartan had like a brother and then. his brother. killed his wife and then yo i'm writing. this in grade three. yeah weirdo so what happened was the. story was like he killed his wife and. then he went to go and. get revenge but the brother went to like. another country and became like. the king of that country and they were. all backing him up so this.

so so this king the original king that. has. a has a lost wife yeah he went to this. this wizard and this wizard told him. exactly how to how to. how to get revenge and what happened was. he ended up bringing the whole army and. the powers with it. and gave the army like super strength. blah blah. and destroyed destroyed the whole other. country of that. that guy what i don't know this is like. when i was a kid so bro what if that's.

like the first movie you ever direct. is based on that blog like you get. the best cgi guys the best thing to. create this movie shout out miss jay. shout out shout out miss j you feel me i. don't know it's just fun looking back. like. obviously when i was a kid it was it was. it was cool to me. but i feel like a lot of other kids like. they wouldn't they didn't get it because. i mean. yeah you have different interests from. them so but yeah shout out to uh mr. bryan who who actually told me like. whatever you do just keep that creative. aspect of you don't let anyone kill that.

because that's that's the most like. important thing that you have right now. because you can just. you can create something out of just. your brain it's so true bro but yeah you. think i'm uh you know you're talking. about uh in your in your little three. grade three story yeah like the uh the. army men. do you think uh the government just. creates the army guys now they're just. in a lab just creating. pop pop ones up oh like creating. soldiers and yeah. that look like us like we're in the. front lines type [ __ ] maybe bro. yo remember remember in the group chat i. told you guys like in world war. ii they were trying to make super. soldiers right yo yeah i said this in.

the group chat i'm like. yo how are you gonna tell me world war. ii they were trying to make super. soldiers right. and today 2021 yeah we don't have. like a super soldier serum like on some. captain america type [ __ ]. oh yeah 100 there's got to be some if. there's steroids. if there's like hormone um changes yeah. there's definitely something to make you. a super short there has to be yo do you. know what it just got in my mind the. vision. yeah so like they they do have a super. serum yeah but like. there's a lab full of like people who.

tried it and then like one guy is. has a big ass arm one is normal you feel. me one guy has one big ass leg but one. is normal and then the. thing is they're probably gonna have to. just dispatch them you know i mean like. bro. and then what if what if like some [ __ ]. that on the dark web. yeah they're selling that [ __ ] to the. government to clone us you never know. fam [ __ ]. that's why on tv oh my god that's me in. the front lines wait yeah. you know yeah maybe maybe like the only. super humans will be able to see are the. ones that escape. oh that's scary from the asylum.

they escape from like the lab and [ __ ]. oh my god but that that must be like. hello impossible because that base must. be like heavily. locked down guarded you feel me which is. locked down. might it might be in area 51 you never. know yeah psych they move that [ __ ]. you all don't know the details about. that only i know okay. here you go 51 is under the the costco. now it's no facts bro. oh yo you know i'm in the josh episode. too i remember you guys were talking. about cars. yeah elon musk yo there was um i read. that there was um. a facebook project that they totally.

abandoned because um. uh these two animatronics started. talking in their own language. oh why so so they would make the the. chat bots yeah would make their language. kind of like. uh change up in english so you was. encrypted. so you wouldn't but but they would nah. that's scary. because the moment like robots can say. [ __ ] to themselves but we won't. understand this. but that's what happened and they. totally like shut it down bro yeah. they're talking to each other i'm. i'm i'm convinced like we'll be able to. see that we could lowkey see that [ __ ]. now. yeah and i mean we could look look you.

see that [ __ ] now but. maybe they're not doing it on purpose. because they know that shit's gonna be. the end yeah. and the humans oh my god okay let me. tell you this bro yeah you got to tell. that crazy theory you have to. yeah later later yeah so let me tell you. this bro if freaking. like ai comes up and. robots take over the world what if. that's natural what if that's. what if that's meant to be what if like. like a robot future. was like inevitable yo you know what.

[ __ ] book i read yeah. that that is the exact same plot as that. because it was about a dystopian. country we all read it in like some like. grade eight or something. where robots completely take over and. you gotta take orders. or else they'll kill you mm-hmm and we. serve the robots. i told you i don't know i don't know but. okay imagine imagine like. imagine ai is so advanced where we they. can create like symbiosis. whatever robots right like kind of. living but still ai.

maybe maybe that's freaky in nature. and then it'll it's supposed to be that. like we're not supposed to be the last. beings on earth what if like symbiosis. like [ __ ] robots. are the true [ __ ] race um like okay. yeah we have we have a. set deadline and then we go and extinct. because there's like different. different eras right yeah yeah the. bronze era stone era. like the cave guys the cave the. industrial yeah and the [ __ ]. dinosaurs went extinct boom yeah dino.

dinosaurs ruled earth. yeah they went somewhere they ruled. earth longer than humans yeah. so maybe [ __ ] with nature. we're meant to go extinct too on in. robots i lowkey think that the next. like kind of era will be like fully. robot because we have like. about everything's advancing yeah our. phones i know like the phones is the. scariest one because they're loki. plot and [ __ ] now yeah that will affect. that okay boom that's their plan in the. future it'll all come together. yeah but okay yo i don't think about. this on the regular. i'm just living like i said if you think.

too deep in this you might. yeah i wouldn't like think too deep into. that but like it's cool to talk about. let's see i hate this podcast because. i'm not think about it. loki like i wasn't like i was just. sleeping one day and i was like having. some. great ass thoughts yeah i'm like yo what. if robots take over i'm like oh [ __ ]. [ __ ] man like they're they're going to. be stronger than us. and they can be anything they want femme. what if what if okay we're all sleeping. and you know how we always lay our. our phones yeah right beside our bed or. uh in. a nightstand what if one day we all all.

sleep in. they boom they grow legs out of nowhere. boom arms out of nowhere. kill some transformer [ __ ] real [ __ ] bro. okay what if what if. okay this is real this could be real. what if when we're sleeping. our phones that we keep nearby release. like. subsonic waves that we can't hear but. it [ __ ] manipulates our brain holy. like like you know you know those sounds. that we have like a certain frequency we. can't hear physically. but our brain hears it and it like. brainwashes it and then boom and then.

one day they press that button and then. send the message that okay. yep go go um go kill someone or. something yeah like some someone has. like a buddy and presses the button and. boom like we all like. we all like take orders like yeah oh my. god. crazy [ __ ] bro when you talk about some. some happy [ __ ] bro this whole [ __ ] has. been so. i know it is this this been might have. been like the deepest one this is joe. rogan experience.

this one's for all the canadians out. there yes sir y'all know okay. so justin trudeau right yeah. there's a theory that justin trudeau. canadian prime minister. is the son of fidel castro the dictator. of cuba. oh yeah oh yeah yeah remember yeah okay. bro so the theory goes. uh justin trudeau's parents pierre. trudeau and his mother. they were swingers you know swingers. like they moved from relationship to.

trade partners sexual partners right bro. so take this in the first time um. they visited cuba the first time pierre. trudeau and his wife visited cuba. they were super close to fidel already. like the first time being. super close right so there was. speculation that they visited before. and had like sexual relations with him. like very. they're very close right yeah now all of. this. this whole conspiracy came came to. fruition no okay. this whole conspiracy like came up.

because freaking. fidel castro's son yeah he committed. suicide. and in his suicide note said justin. trudeau is my brother. what yeah now take this in if you put a. picture. of justin trudeau and fidel castro. together fam i'm telling you they look. exactly the same. like it it's not even it's not even like. a little bit of a coincidence they look. the same bro holy spirit they look the. same. yeah and then if you look at freaking. pure trudeau and justin trudeau.

they don't even look like them and. there's pictures there's i'm gonna show. you pictures later. there's pictures of of pierre trudeau's. wife and fidel castro they're like. close hugging hugging together like. holding in. i mean oh no bro i'm telling you. this one might be true this one might be. true i don't want to say it's true but. like. it's just a theory bro yeah but yeah. maybe they're on the same agenda type. [ __ ] because for a long time right the. us. they weren't allowed to enter um cuba. yeah but canadians were.

in the 70s canadians were allowed to. enter cuba because they had that close. connection with. with fidel castro yeah yeah they they. had like almost like an alliance. so maybe fidel's just living through. justin right now that's their agenda no. mate. nah and then people are saying like um. justin trudeau is living in his. footsteps because like he's turning. canada into like the communists. you never know they might be on the same. agenda bro oh my god oh. also justin trudeau yeah he got a lot of.

backlash because one time when when. fidel castro passed away yeah when fidel. castro passed away. justin trudeau came out with like a like. a whole. like a speech or something for his. passing right. and he said he was like a great leader. he was like bigging him up right. and he got a whole lot of backlash for. that [ __ ] like from. from all of the american politicians. from like all the other world leaders he. got. hella backlash from that holy name. because because freaking. he wasn't he put them in yeah you know.

communist it was he was a dictator yeah. he was a dick crater right and and he. justin was [ __ ] jumping though he was. bigging him up no so tell me why he was. digging him up bro that's his bro. that's his positive found oh my god. that's his fault when you see pictures. you'll be mind blown. oh my god let me just show you a picture. okay i saved some i saved some here but. yeah even um. bro [ __ ] justin trudeau kills me. because remember um. yeah he was getting asked like what do. you do to save our our waters he's like. uh i. i i i oh my god bro i have he's like.

making [ __ ] off he's like making [ __ ] up. i have uh plastic i mean uh. paper boxes for my water and like shut. oh you didn't do that. okay you gotta show me okay okay bro i'm. gonna show you this fix you ready yeah. [Music]. justin trudeau and fidel castro yeah. they're the same bro it's not even it's. not even like it's a little bit. the nose it's not even a little bit it's. take a look at these pictures bro.

that is crazy literally if you guys are. i'll put it up on the screen. facial structure everything yeah you got. to put you got to put all these pictures. over 100. look this is the picture i was saying. before that's that's justin trudeau's. mom fidel castro right what's this. picture. first time they met telling me that. she's a little bit too close to fiddle. oh. yeah and on the arm yeah and look at. look at pierre trudeau there. you know happy and [ __ ] dawg even like. when fidel was younger.

the mustache everything bro. i think this is like a popular theory. but it's not like it didn't go viral yet. okay it didn't go viral yet so yeah take. time. bruh yeah because we have a we have a. lot about the us government but we don't. have [ __ ] close to home i know we don't. have any canadian history yeah. i know yeah i think that's the only. canadian experience conspiracy i heard. yeah. next one up i'm gonna find out some [ __ ]. about doug about big doggie. doug ac130 yeah yo oh i have another.

three i have another. i saved this one okay so you know. monster energy yeah so on the monster. energy. can right mm-hmm the symbol of the m. it's a claw it's supposed to be a clock. supposed to be a clock kind of every. like line in the m it doesn't attach. have you have you noticed that it. doesn't attack it doesn't all yeah. so that symbol that that like it looks. kind of like the number one it goes down. yeah that's actually a hebrew symbol. that translates to the number six okay. so six six six now.

monster energy the o has a cross in it. yeah the o. has a cross why why would monster have a. cross. in the drink i didn't even notice that. monster energy why would that have a. cross. what does it have to do with like. christianity what does it have to do. with like catholicism. yeah nothing so the point of putting the. cross there in the o. when you drink it bottoms up the cross. goes upside down. what yeah i.

thank god i've never drank monster in my. life it's crazy right i've never. but i remember in recesses yeah you know. when you're back then. like oh the big thing is not smoking in. elementary school it's like oh it's like. drink energy drinks. i never drank that [ __ ] bro it's crazy. bro i will never ever do that [ __ ] oh my. god thank you for telling me that. the funny thing is i drank monster last. night oh my god. bro no but i didn't hear the theory. before that i'm like oh [ __ ]. okay yeah yo.

because i started watching rick and. morty a lot right so i'm surprised you. didn't bring it up on this episode. because you always do. yeah i was waiting for it but okay so in. the i don't know if you remember the. episode. where morty gets uh captured by a bunch. of. ricks yeah and they're they're trying to. like [ __ ] uh. i think kill him so they put him in a a. big ass council in front of all the. ricks and he's like. go kill him right yeah yeah so in that. in that thing where they try to escape. a rick the original rick puts portals.

everywhere. right and they jump in and this is how. it relates to gravity falls. oh i saw that yes there's a hat or. whatever right. so in in one of the dimensions yeah uh a. paper a no a notebook a pencil and a hat. fall out of it yeah and then gravity. falls one of the episodes. uh the grunkle stan loses all those. items yeah and that dimension that mabel. made. oh [ __ ] that's sick. but i read that like the the creator and. the writers of both the the shows yeah. are kind of like best friends. oh that's why they leave they leave a.

bunch of hints that's those. that's so fire it's so fire yeah and and. the it was the hat that had like the. freemason [ __ ]. on it so have you watched a lot of. gravity falls i haven't to be honest i. watched like the whole thing. oh yeah yeah i think i want to look into. it because i haven't watched the whole. thing gravity falls is loki. a really like cool show because there's. so many easter eggs about some walk [ __ ]. in there. no and they literally like about the. everything mysterious all the animals. like that there's like a [ __ ] half. horse half unicorn in there.

yeah you can learn a lot from gravity. falls that's true yeah. you watch adventure time like back in. the day you never watch that i didn't. really. like it did it teach like did it teach. lessons like that or was it just like a. cool like weird show. that everyone watched bro adventure time. was weird. yeah i know that's why adventure time. was like i remember watching it the. first couple episodes it was it was all. like adventure. blah blah blah it was good it was a good. show it was like an adventure show right. yeah but then you had those episodes it. was. it was almost as if they're trying to. they're trying to be contemporary weird.

you know you know the contemporary. you know give me an example of that like. freaking you know in like the street. where um a guy's. like it's called contemporary art but. he's like stabs himself and [ __ ] like. yeah like weird like weird stuff like. freaking. they'll show like ghouls and stuff like. yeah yeah okay i get that. i don't know how to explain it bro yeah. the people that watch adventure time. know what i'm saying. but yeah even bro there's so many dark. [ __ ] about the kids remember you told me. to search up. dark nursery rhymes yeah bro i i found. out but the. three blind mice so it was like kind of.

relating to bloody mary. really why because there was like three. guys who tried to um. who tried to overthrow her and when they. were captured they were burned and. blinded. oh so that's the three black lines nice. yeah [ __ ]. i know i haven't heard that one that's. crazy and there's another one it's. raining it's pouring yeah yeah old man. is snoring he bumped his head. and couldn't wake up in the morning he. died. no but that's the lyrics actually right. fam he died yeah that's actually true. i didn't know that i didn't know that.

because when you're a kid you're singing. this like it's it's normal. damn yeah that's true yo you you know. when i really want to look into [ __ ]. um um. jack and jill no cat in the fiddle and. the cow jumped over the moon. that's so [ __ ] weird like where did. those things come together. whoever made the cat in the fiddle and. the cow jumped over the moon was high as. [ __ ] like. low-key how the hell did they make that. up oh fast bro we have to find that one. yeah cause cal jumped over the moon the. cat in the fiddle and the cow jumped.

over the moon. what maybe he's he was on a psychedelic. chip and that's all the [ __ ] that's. that's the [ __ ] he saw. facts bro or yo yo have you ever uh. noticed why we like. we count we count sheep in our dreams. yeah i know why. why so yo good thing you said that. because i didn't know why. you don't know i literally that just. went in my head i was going to make up a. tv. so so the reason the reason um the sheep. like jump over the fence yeah and then. they say you should you should do that. why do we do that to fall asleep was. because the shepherds.

way back in the day when they're. watching the sheep. yeah they would get tired right it's. kind of like it's kind of like. when you do something that makes you. tired yeah yeah so when when you pretend. you're watching. sheep it's like you're working and you. don't want to be there you're going to. just go to sleep oh okay and i mean. it's like it's like um before you go to. bed if you want to get really sleepy. pretend you're in a lecture. who does that fam no no i remember there. was a an army guy yeah who i was reading. uh to fall asleep in like two minutes.

what you do is you let your body loose. right yeah all the way loose and then. you you kind of look straight up in the. air. yeah let your shoulders relax and you. pretend that you're on a rocking boat. oh really right and there's another one. a really [ __ ] up one. where you just keep thinking of the. different things so you'll you'll fall. asleep so like. couch uh shoe plant thing and you'll. just really. i never tried that i've never tried that. too i've never tried that but he said he. said just keep naming i don't think i. could do that cause i'm gonna i'm gonna. come up with some [ __ ] yeah i'm. gonna. be like hulk hands lava lamp.

i'll come up with some [ __ ] and then. bro imagine you just start talking. yourself in your sleep and your mom. comes in room like. what though but like bro is getting kids. that's type [ __ ] yeah knowing me i can't. i can't do that one yeah i can't even i. don't think i can do the i tried the. the sheep one never worked never worked. i got up to like 2 000. so you're counting for no reason i'm. counting for no reason yeah two thousand. one like brothers. i'm gonna just try and go to sleep but. yeah but yeah i learned that like. certain positions and sleep like you're. not supposed to sleep on like your front.

like how are you that's what i do you're. back really i sleep i sleep in a free. fall position. why i forgot there's a meaning to like. different positions okay let's pull it. up yeah go. pull it up because i heard that like. your back will get really like [ __ ] up. in the future if you sleep like that. because all your weights really [ __ ]. maybe i gotta stop that i sleep like. this like i'm in the womb. really yeah for some reason i don't know. but yeah pull that [ __ ] up okay. favorite sleep positions and what they. say about your personality yeah yeah go. ahead. i go go go okay which one do you do i do.

i do kind of like the. uh the womb one this one yeah yeah kind. of that's you that's it yeah that's me. like the leg roller okay let's see it's. like a psychic reading okay. log sleepers are typically social and. easy going people. they converse with all kinds of people. yes sir but they can prefer. running with an a-list crowd really they. are very trusting. which can sometimes make them a little. bit more gullible to the outsiders. yes you're lucky that's you the log. roller is when you're on your side with.

your arms positioned yeah like how. you're saying that's me yeah bro i guess. you're gullible yeah and i. i roll with the i [ __ ] with the a-list. celebrities bro i'd rather roll with. them. yeah yeah go to yours the back the back. uh the skydiver okay this is mine. this one the skydiver as the name. suggests. the skydiver sleepers have open playful. and downright fun personalities. they're usually to the point with what. they want. and sometimes come off as brash.

[Music]. they may they may seem free-spirited but. the skydiver sleepers can be secretly. anxious and crave control of a situation. whoa they tend to be risk takers this. sleep position takes up. space and will benefit at least a queen. or king-size mattress. oh here so the skydiver position may. sound like an adventure but is actually. one of the worst ways to sleep.

yeah that's it but that's crazy hey. comment down below what's it what's your. sleep position bruh but yeah yo that's. kind of accurate what the. fam i i we don't believe in like those. horoscope shits yeah but look this is. kind of accurate. but this [ __ ] it's kind of like that. [ __ ] kind of described us. whoa yeah you know what maybe there's. there is like. because because it there maybe there's. meaning to positioning. even body you know how they say body. language communicates like 80 percent oh. yeah yeah. rather than what you're saying what. you're saying yeah because you could be. saying like. let's say i'm happy but i'm like i'm so.

happy today. but i'm like in a stupid ass decision. i'm gonna i'm gonna give off the wrong. message right yeah. so maybe there's some truth to like. positioning and and personality. like for real though i think there is. that's true right because maybe i don't. know if you get sleep because like that. that way is like the worst position to. sleep. maybe in the future you're gonna be like. like i don't know shoulders then you're. always gonna look mad. i don't know i don't know nah but um but. you know how you know how. animals they have certain like physical.

traits that they do like oh yeah. either mannerisms or like things they do. with their body. and it gives off a certain message like. i know when my dog gets mad you've seen. it yeah or whenever like a squirrel. or whatever furry animal gets mad their. their fur. puffs up yeah like gets really big i. know and you saw with my dog like he had. like a mane. yeah the actual like pattern on his skin. yeah it was like. the middle of his back like lifted up. yeah his fur like. what does that mean again scared or. angry or no it what it does it's like um. it's like a subconscious thing to show.

that he's big so it shows like he's. bigger than he is. because when um oh it's the same thing. with goosebumps did you know. when humans get goosebumps it's because. we're getting a reaction where we want. to show. we're not afraid even though you are so. when you're afraid you get. goosebumps right or whenever you're like. in in those situations. so the reason we get goosebumps is. because. we give up kind of the same animal. instinct where we try to be bigger than. what we are so that's why our hair lifts. up. just like my dog oh [ __ ] yeah i never.

knew that and the goosebumps like they. get bigger they get bigger yeah. bro cause in my mind i'm like because. whenever i get goosebumps okay like you. see a singer on tv. and you're so astonished that the. goosebumps come up like how do you. explain that but not. ghosts like whenever i think of a ghost. around like oh [ __ ] yeah yeah. what do you think the shivers is for. like a ghost kind of like touching you. and like you're oh [ __ ] no i think i. think i think what it is. is actually our body preparing for. battle like we're getting ready we're. getting ready. right now think about it because.

whatever you get in um. the [ __ ] pool before i get in the. pool i get the shiver like i'm about to. jump in cold water. you feel me yeah and then your. adrenaline spikes yeah yeah. why do you you yo do you have those ones. where you're peeing and. you get that shiver yeah all the time. all the time what the [ __ ] does that. mean fam. i don't know i think that's just like a. relaxation thing. i always watch oh maybe yeah a ghost no. what what if it's an animal instinct. that we're in our most vulnerable when. we're peeing so we get ready to fight.

oh wait let's say you're in the wild and. nobody's watching your back. you're gonna be on guard because you're. in your most vital position when you're. taking a piss. loki i've seen a giraffe shake before it. goes into the lake with and drink water. oh maybe it's um some guy would attack. them. type [ __ ] yeah it's like it's like. limbering up before you fight yeah you. know. whoa and you know why you know why dogs. like they'll walk around in a circle to. find the perfect position before they. take a [ __ ] no why. dogs they say dogs they'll move around.

you know like when they move around in a. circle before they think of [ __ ]. they're trying to find like the perfect. magnetism. facing towards the north pole so they'll. always [ __ ]. facing north what's the significance of. the north though i don't know that's the. thing. like they uh they don't [ __ ] with the. north so they'll point their ass there. i don't know actually yeah that's that. is a good question though like why. yeah it's true i don't know do you. because you're a dog owner yeah. when you take your dog out to walk and. you there's another dog do they.

like sniffing their butts is that like a. welcoming i don't know. i think i think it is i i think i heard. that it's got to be right it's got to be. like a dap. or some [ __ ] a lot are you good fam yeah. yeah i don't know of him like i've seen. like whenever uh. one of my uncle's dogs uh whenever like. there's a fart in the house yeah dog. writer. right away yeah i don't know why they. like that [ __ ] though i think. i think it's like a sense of um new. smell meeting somebody i think i think. that's what it is right. just like uh getting seeing something. new like if i put like a [ __ ].

a big statue in the middle here you're. gonna be like oh what is that you're. gonna look like all right. but for dogs i think their most powerful. sense is their smell. yeah so instead of us we're very visual. dogs are very. smellable what's the word. i don't know well i don't even know rock. with that word for now smellable. smellable but they use their stance a. lot they use they use their their sense. of smell more than their eyes i think. smellable yeah so freaking if if you put. like a new scent in there they're gonna. be sniffing the [ __ ] out of that.

do you have those weird like smells that. you like because i remember. first getting um uh gasoline bro i'm. like yo i love the smell of gasoline. loki yeah. nokia smells good it smells good to me. even. it's really bad for you though yeah. don't don't smell that [ __ ] okay yeah. but even like you ever smell like glue. bro i love the smell of glue bro. that's so bad for you too okay that's. the point it's toxins taken like. in in very third world countries yeah. kids would take. aircraft glue like um they make like.

whatever plate air crash whatever models. they would take the glue and sniff it to. get high words yeah because it gets you. high if you smell too much of it. damn there's also one in um i forgot. zimbabwe i think. yeah where um there's you know how we. have lean here. they have some hydro or whatever they. have there and. they try to like transport it through. and they'll get bottles like this is how. we get high. and then they'll put it in a plaster and. they make sure not to. touch their teeth because they'll rot if. it touches their teeth really. so they'll take it down just straight.

throat pause that's crazy yeah. damn bro and they that's all they do. they get high they get high because. what else yeah did you know um. windshield fluid. did you know that's alcohol right it's a. very like potent alcohol though. so a lot of like homeless before they. used to buy. windshield fluid to sip as alcohol. because they couldn't afford alcohol. is it but it's like poison like yeah. you'll die if you drink too much of that. [ __ ]. crazy right bro i've seen bro a lot of. people just make up some type of [ __ ].

to feel that you know oh so my auto. teacher told me the story. where this guy he was a marathon runner. and then he wanted to drink water but he. mistakenly grabbed. windshield fluid in his trunk so he. drank he downed it because he was so. tired right yeah he took him to the. hospital. he got flushed and [ __ ] and you know. what the guys told him in order for you. to feel better. you got to drink more alcohol you got to. drink vodka i heard of that so it kind. of flushes off yeah. yeah so apparently like the way to fix. that [ __ ] you have to drink. so he he got somebody to to buy him like.

a full smearing off and you just got it. and he had to down it. for him to get better it's crazy so you. throw up more yeah. no no no i don't know if it was throw up. more but like to flush it because it was. like. very potent alcohol he i guess he needed. the better alcohol to flush or some [ __ ]. yeah my auto teacher told me that story. is crazy that's crazy but there's also. myths like you know how you get stung by. jellyfish. if you get stung by jellyfish you're not. actually supposed to pee on it what are. you supposed to do i don't know. but but i heard that because that's. where you do be on you know that's the.

main reaction though but i heard that it. harms it more it becomes more exposed to. everything really yeah because it like i. don't know. but you're not supposed to pee on it bro. oh okay yeah i thought that's what. you're supposed to do. because bro i was in an s trip and. someone literally on the beach someone. got stung. they took them short there was like two. guys who started peeing on the other car. you want to end it there well that was a. long ass episode yeah [ __ ]. all right thank you for everyone tuning. in today yes sir um. [ __ ] and your announcements the discord.

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